March 2022 (507 tweets)

• Mar 31, 2022 7:38 PM@pycon @ThePSF Strong @ApacheMesos vibes on that logo!
• Mar 31, 2022 5:07 PMRT @rpalcolea: This is a good reminder that I survived Log4Shell 🤣😅 https://t.co/LBin8Hm1jG 📷
• Mar 31, 2022 3:44 PMSF is in decline. https://t.co/aI3vrFWedK 📷
• Mar 31, 2022 11:37 AM@JoeyKatindig @DanScavino Like a Russia or China wave?
• Mar 31, 2022 10:35 AM@DanScavino Is this a pro-Russia meme or something?
• Mar 31, 2022 10:06 AMRT @graalvm: The 2022 Graal Workshop, organized by the community, is coming up this Saturday. Make sure to check it out! https://t.co/7dum2…
• Mar 31, 2022 4:13 AMRT @smdiehl: Crypto is basically just a single byzantine casino for extracting money from the public. It serves no purpose other than separ…
• Mar 31, 2022 4:13 AMRT @editorji: #Russia offers oil to India at $35/bbl discount to pre-war price: reports #FuelPriceHike #DieselPrice #PetrolPrice https:/…
• Mar 31, 2022 3:52 AMRT @ChrisJBakke: Saw a super interesting perk at a company today: Two weeks of paid vacation *before* you begin Day 1 on-boarding to help…
• Mar 31, 2022 3:17 AM@msilver We’re all carrying around our own bags of holding with nothing held in them, Matt.
• Mar 31, 2022 2:53 AM@ssgtmas @shatil @chalimartines Only to people in Shasta, Weed, and Eureka.
• Mar 31, 2022 2:48 AM@shatil @ssgtmas @chalimartines Los Gatos *is* SoCal if you live in SF.
• Mar 31, 2022 2:33 AMRT @JustinTinsley: Today’s FaceTime on @AroundtheHorn. On the Buffalo Bills’ future $1.4 billion stadium being mostly funded through taxpay…
• Mar 31, 2022 12:38 AMWalking 1:1s hit different in Los Gatos. https://t.co/euuuRe9aZO 📷
• Mar 31, 2022 12:19 AM@TonyReali @JustinTinsley I heard someone on Twitter once frame the approach of these team owners as: "Socialize the costs. Privatize the …
• Mar 31, 2022 12:04 AMRT @burgessdryan: For coding interviews, can we stop watching someone live code? That pressure isn’t going to help the candidate
• Mar 30, 2022 7:06 PM@synecdotal @altluu Here you go! https://t.co/KkYutd2Tse
• Mar 30, 2022 7:05 PM@danluu @sc13ts I am a tech micro-blogger that writes^H^H^H^H^H^H subtweets about management / organizational issues as well as *derp* tech…
• Mar 30, 2022 6:53 PM@stanleycrup @kvk0x @arcade_xyz My personal brand & I thank you for your understanding during this difficult time. 🙏🏻
• Mar 30, 2022 5:58 PM@amdev @jayholler So it works as designed, but just sounds very weird in that uh, auditory scenario.
• Mar 30, 2022 5:56 PM@amdev @jayholler Hah! I reported (and recoded) the "bug" when I had my wife’s AirPod Max head phones on with the volume cranked up.
• Mar 30, 2022 4:06 PM@kvk0x @arcade_xyz Clearly you are not the JPEG connoisseur you would have us believe.
• Mar 30, 2022 4:04 PM@kvk0x @arcade_xyz Uh, congratulations on finding a greater fool, I guess.
• Mar 30, 2022 3:59 PM@kvk0x @arcade_xyz I’m not sure I follow.
• Mar 30, 2022 4:24 AM@DrJorts @amdev https://t.co/Y0XEg8iXK7 🎥
• Mar 30, 2022 3:53 AM@arcade_xyz Seriously @arcade_xyz, we gonna do this or what? ☝️I'm thinking that JPEG is like, what $2MM? So a $1.5MM line of credit seems …
• Mar 30, 2022 3:47 AMRT @amandamull: Like 90 percent of the time the correct take on something is just “that’s wild”
• Mar 30, 2022 2:57 AMRT @SFBART: Air on all BART cars are replaced every 70 seconds. It is mixed with fresh air and everything is filtered through MERV-14 air f…
• Mar 30, 2022 2:55 AM@SFBART I think we shouldn’t have to pay an extra $3 for a BART card anytime. Seriously @BayAreaClipper cut that shit out!
• Mar 30, 2022 2:35 AM@amdev It went away after switching to a different screen, but figure you could pass it on to whomever does iPad these days.
• Mar 30, 2022 2:32 AM@amdev Seems like it’s accessing a buffer from some other app or something.
• Mar 30, 2022 2:32 AM@amdev Yeah, that weird “extra” sound before the “pop”.
• Mar 30, 2022 2:18 AMRT @mountain_goats: Cawthorn's claim is, verbatim, that he "watched [an unnamed person] do a key bump right in front of [him]" this shoul…
• Mar 30, 2022 2:10 AMHey @amdev, not sure who to, uh, bug about this iPad Twitter app issue but it is an interesting one. You will need sound on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ht… 🎥
• Mar 30, 2022 1:41 AM@gwestr This is my jam. Best enjoyed on an iPad. https://t.co/qlhF9mxIdh
• Mar 30, 2022 12:55 AM@DanScavino I dunno, buddy, this looks pretty serious. https://t.co/AUYW5aBjAg
• Mar 30, 2022 12:52 AM@kayvz @pandemona Congratulations!
• Mar 30, 2022 12:46 AMSeriously, Dan, you are in *a lot* of trouble.☹️ As one human being to another, I just want to tell you that I really hope you go to jail.…
• Mar 30, 2022 12:39 AMThe Jan 6th committee’s report referring to @DanScavino’s @Twitter display name as "Dan Scavino Jr.[American flag][Eagle]" is sending me. 😭…
• Mar 30, 2022 12:07 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: 80s cigarette GIF by absurdnoise
• Mar 29, 2022 10:55 PMRT @chrisarvinsf: also, ridership data for buses doesn't come from clipper card taps. it comes from automatic sensors on the vehicles. mun…
• Mar 29, 2022 6:32 PM@ilunatech Also, most CS majors I know are wonderful, well-rounded people.
• Mar 29, 2022 6:30 PM@ilunatech And it is easier to follow a non-conventional path if you have certain privileges & advantages.
• Mar 29, 2022 6:29 PM@ilunatech Yeah, mixing both STEM and the Liberal Arts is ideal.
• Mar 29, 2022 6:26 PM@the_yeti Step up your OOO game Jeremy! https://t.co/YYicbKVOlo
• Mar 29, 2022 6:25 PM@the_yeti Because we are keeping score. https://t.co/aHmc7Dlx6v
• Mar 29, 2022 5:16 PMRT @couch: “People who live in California, arguably to me, are living in a completely different reality than everyone else in the US and I…
• Mar 29, 2022 4:55 PM@arcade_xyz Ok, cool, how much can borrow against this fucking amazing, exclusive, and one-of-a-kind pic? https://t.co/JcsnpB9NBj 📷
• Mar 29, 2022 4:35 PMRT @perbyhring: 🕹️ I'm working on a morse themed arcade style rhythm game #gamedev #morse https://t.co/VIW8uoa5CT 🎥
• Mar 29, 2022 4:13 PMI’m excited to see innovative R&D like this coming out of @TwitterEng but is this gonna make my TL even more reverse chron or something? ht…
• Mar 29, 2022 9:58 AM@delabassee @BillyKorando I’d draw that line in a different place, obviously, but I see where you are coming from. :-)
• Mar 29, 2022 9:50 AM@delabassee @BillyKorando The JDBC API? Sure. Why not? Probably wouldn’t argue for shipping a default Oracle 10g driver or anything. :-)
• Mar 29, 2022 9:47 AM@delabassee @BillyKorando *And I say this as an Erlang fan. I (personally) love pattern matching and other FP-ish language features.
• Mar 29, 2022 9:46 AM@delabassee @BillyKorando I’d bet enhancements in that direction are going to be more compelling to the average dev than lang features like…
• Mar 29, 2022 9:44 AM@delabassee @BillyKorando Not sure if Tomcat is too complicated/bloated these days, but a basic servlet engine should be part of the basic …
• Mar 29, 2022 9:42 AM@delabassee @BillyKorando Dunno, I think it is too complicated for developers to build simple web apps if they have to leave the standard l…
• Mar 29, 2022 9:36 AM@delabassee @BillyKorando Nope, just servlets, JSPs, & Tomcat. We certainly don’t need JSON since we have already have XML. ;-)
• Mar 29, 2022 5:36 AM@BillyKorando @delabassee I non-ironically think we should move servlets, JSPs, and Tomcat into "regular" Java.
• Mar 29, 2022 5:04 AMRT @catsynth: We need more spontaneous pianos 🎹
• Mar 29, 2022 4:58 AMThis crime wave must stop! #RecallChesa https://t.co/kyYEa3AjYj
• Mar 29, 2022 4:47 AMIt is reassuring to see leaders in the venture capitalist community *finally* standing up to defend & protect violence. https://t.co/kUHQWq…
• Mar 29, 2022 4:32 AM@shatil @wangtian @JemYoung You are my muse. Thank you! 🙏🏻 https://t.co/ugz9AizzhN
• Mar 29, 2022 4:31 AMInspo credit for the previous Tweet goes to @shatil https://t.co/JitRKjtTVT
• Mar 29, 2022 4:30 AMWhat idiot called it "an awkward goodbye to your coworkers at the end of a video call" instead of a "Google Wave"?
• Mar 29, 2022 4:25 AM@shatil @wangtian @JemYoung I’m going to steal this. But only if you say its OK.
• Mar 29, 2022 3:57 AMI ♡ SF https://t.co/zOAAuW1rVj
• Mar 29, 2022 3:56 AM@spaceriker @DanScavino Let’s get some coffee soon!
• Mar 29, 2022 3:55 AM@spaceriker @DanScavino I’m skeptical that he’ll serve time, flip or not, but there’s a chance. 🤞🏻
• Mar 29, 2022 3:41 AMRT @graalcgo: The 2022 Graal Workshop at CGO is happening this Saturday (April 2nd)! We have eight excellent talks and a lightning talk ses…
• Mar 29, 2022 3:41 AMRT @ian: @igb To be *truly* insufferable...
• Mar 29, 2022 3:37 AM@44 You are missing out on an exhausting stream of absurdist shitposts and sophmoric existentialism by the guy who implemented the "img" ta…
• Mar 29, 2022 3:33 AM@44 DM’d ya a screenshot
• Mar 29, 2022 3:31 AMOr major in CS and take a bunch of liberal arts classes. I dunno. Just don’t wait until it’s too late! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Mar 29, 2022 3:29 AMIdeally you could major in both CS *and* philosophy. 🤔
• Mar 29, 2022 3:27 AMHey kids, you don’t need a CS degree to be a programmer so maybe major in philosophy instead & avoid whatever midlife crisis stage this is.…
• Mar 29, 2022 3:16 AM@wangtian @JemYoung What idiot called it "figuring out how to sign off at the end of a video call" instead of "wave theory"?
• Mar 29, 2022 2:46 AMThis is a *great* idea. I would like to take out a bunch of loans secured only by my JPEGs right away plz. https://t.co/0beoIp1zLc
• Mar 29, 2022 2:28 AM@JemYoung it is entirely theatrical
• Mar 29, 2022 1:14 AMNon-zero chance of @DanScavino going to jail! https://t.co/1CIRcavWev
• Mar 28, 2022 10:03 PM@JemYoung I am gonna disagree and commit to waving at the end of video calls.
• Mar 28, 2022 7:35 PM@jmhodges Wow. TIL! I have been using Apple’s text-replacement preferences to convert " TM " into "™" for *years*!
• Mar 28, 2022 7:24 PM@netflix Hey, can we please add useful alt text to images tweeted from the @netflix handle?
• Mar 28, 2022 7:20 PMRT @netflix: When my car and another car reach an intersection at the same time. https://t.co/VLD7MDelO0 📷
• Mar 28, 2022 7:05 PMRT @llvmorg: The Women in Compilers and Tools Virtual Meetup will feature Theresa Foley with "Taking the Slang Shading Language From Resear…
• Mar 28, 2022 6:50 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: An astral plane projected onto a Terran sky manifests itself in pinks and blues above a arboreal field of black tentacle…
• Mar 28, 2022 5:44 PMRT @AndrewBrandt: The Raiders got $750 million from Nevada. The Bills are getting $850 million from New York. Socialize cost, privatize…
• Mar 28, 2022 4:04 PMThe nice thing about @TwitterSpaces is @jayholler can’t walk up and slap the shit out of me if I say something disrespectful about his CEO.…
• Mar 28, 2022 3:25 PM.@DanScavino is, in general, a contemptible human being so this scans. https://t.co/XpYtHblcjO
• Mar 28, 2022 4:08 AMCongratulations to all of this evening’s #Oscars winners! Anyway, as I was saying, "Sing" is a *much* better movie than "Sing 2"…
• Mar 28, 2022 3:48 AMRT @Lubchansky: simply minding my own business as usual
• Mar 28, 2022 2:58 AMRT @Kyr504: @byjoelanderson I hope Ted Cruz ain't watching that with his wife cause listen
• Mar 28, 2022 2:50 AMRT @SheaSerrano: i for real never thought in my entire life i was gonna see something at the oscars wilder than the la la land/moonlight be…
• Mar 28, 2022 2:49 AMRT @GeorgeTakei: In the media frenzy that is about to ensue, let us not forget about the more dire crises of the world. Thank you in advanc…
• Mar 28, 2022 2:40 AMI hope *this* #Oscars moment doesn’t take down @Twitter.
• Mar 28, 2022 2:38 AMRT @MikeIsaac: me logging on to twitter dot com at 7:36 PT having not seen or heard anything that has happened in the past hour https://t.c…
• Mar 28, 2022 1:01 AMRT @satanjeev: @cambridgemike @angadsg @paulg @typesfast @elonmusk The only way Paul’s tweet makes sense (coming from someone like him) is…
• Mar 27, 2022 10:22 PMhttps://t.co/OcMvyJmoxn https://t.co/9M2befghKk 🎥
• Mar 27, 2022 7:52 PMCapitalism is eating the world. https://t.co/zEKSwGF6A4
• Mar 27, 2022 6:31 PMRT @fbrasisil: I took some time between jobs to work on a new OSS library and I'm putting some finishing touches this weekend. It's an enco…
• Mar 27, 2022 3:55 PMRT @BillMartinKTVU: Trail Camera. Courtesy GGNRA https://t.co/jC57vG8yyK 📷
• Mar 27, 2022 2:32 PM@aaronlerch It was all about my backup word this AM. 😅
• Mar 27, 2022 2:24 PMWordle 281 3/6 Line 1: Nothing. Line 2: 2nd correct but in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
• Mar 27, 2022 2:06 PMRT @myfear: Oracle starts running license audits for #Java https://t.co/aT5hzeQZ3R Time to switch to @adoptium 👆
• Mar 27, 2022 4:09 AMCurrent indoor camping status. https://t.co/FtyshPMxND 📷
• Mar 27, 2022 3:09 AMmDAU is a totally fucked up way to measure @Twitter’s growth
• Mar 27, 2022 3:00 AM@reckless Where are you getting that 217 number from?
• Mar 27, 2022 1:59 AM@DanScavino Thanks for checking in Renfield.
• Mar 26, 2022 9:09 PMRT @igb: "The Great Resignation" is just a bedtime story managers tell themselves so they can sleep at night after yet another regretted at…
• Mar 26, 2022 5:39 PMRT @costareports: Nov 20: Thomas spouse engages WH chief on legal strategy as Trump pursues Court hearing Jan 21: Fmr Thomas clerk Eastm…
• Mar 26, 2022 3:04 PM@KeithJKrach @SenatorHagerty The State Department under Trump emboldened authoritarian regimes around the world. Your legacy will not be on…
• Mar 26, 2022 4:29 AM@RifkindD @Twitter I have blocked all the cats.
• Mar 26, 2022 4:18 AMRT @sparhawk: IM-911 haven’t worked there in 5 years
• Mar 26, 2022 4:18 AMRT @norootcause: Never a good sign when you have the JIRA ticket number memorized.
• Mar 26, 2022 4:06 AMRT @obra: Weird Twitter is back, baby. https://t.co/R0vTHubWuz 📷
• Mar 26, 2022 1:12 AMHappy birthday to this amazing seventy-nine-year old! https://t.co/Idt0lIsiYi 📷
• Mar 25, 2022 11:56 PM@jobfairygeri @StevenNatera Over my 8.5 years at @twitter I had a total of 12 managers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Mar 25, 2022 7:51 PMRT @joshtpm: Hypothetical: Can a Supreme Court Justice credibly carry on in office if it is revealed that his spouse was involved in a coup…
• Mar 25, 2022 7:31 PMThank you for asking. I *am* enjoying Twitter. I gladly give it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and yes, I *will* write a review. https://t.co/hEdiftJYqi 📷
• Mar 25, 2022 6:17 PM@SuperFollows All of my follows are super follows. FFS y’all should be paying *me* for following you. That’s how goddamn super my follows a…
• Mar 25, 2022 3:40 PMHappy birthday to this amazing eight-year old! https://t.co/Foj45iboxA 📷
• Mar 25, 2022 5:47 AMRT @roadbeard: If you own a car give Scenic Routes your $400 and we'll use it to fix an old bike, teach someone to change a flat or give so…
• Mar 25, 2022 5:06 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: Me, with a mask, sitting in the dark on a BART train.
• Mar 25, 2022 3:17 AMRT @jack: The choice of which algorithm to use (or not) should be open to everyone
• Mar 25, 2022 2:43 AM@SFBART Yeah, I get that. It seems like pretty heavy surcharge tho…is that common for other public transit systems? /cc:@BayAreaClipper
• Mar 25, 2022 1:41 AM@SFBART Hey @BayAreaClipper, can you explain the $3 fee on digital cards?
• Mar 25, 2022 1:38 AM@SFBART Like, for physical cards I maybe understand there might be a material cost…but it can’t cost $3 to add a row in a database
• Mar 25, 2022 1:29 AM@SFBART Why do we even have a fee?
• Mar 25, 2022 1:28 AMRT @SFBART: This is great! Add a new Clipper card to your phone and you don’t have to pay Clipper’s $3 fee. Great timing for those returnin…
• Mar 25, 2022 1:24 AMRT @joshuaackerman: to all of the people feeling bearish about san francisco: i cordially invite you to join me on a run through the presid…
• Mar 24, 2022 7:07 PMRT @ringer: As Bomani Jones moves from ESPN daytime to HBO late night, it isn’t so much about the vessel as it is the man steering it. @JR…
• Mar 24, 2022 4:50 PMRT @RafaelMandelman: SAFETY ALERT: Avoid the Glen Park area near Diamond & Bosworth. There is an armed individual and @SFPDIngleside are pr…
• Mar 24, 2022 4:08 PMRT @the_yeti: Hostage negotiator and a wall of cars https://t.co/cBC10frMll 📷
• Mar 24, 2022 4:08 PM@the_yeti Wow!
• Mar 24, 2022 2:55 PMRT @CGregoryBrown: @igb Today’s Wordle: Line 1: missed all five Line 2: got 2 Line 3: WON!
• Mar 24, 2022 2:19 PMwe put the gm in ngmi https://t.co/bm6VKgP9fB
• Mar 24, 2022 5:30 AMWordle 277 3/6 Line 1: 5th perfect, but 4th in the wrong place. Line 2: 5th perfect, but 1st, 2nd and 4th in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
• Mar 24, 2022 5:18 AM@prtytbl I saw that Tweet and faved it. Or at least tried to fave it. It was a good Tweet. A shame it was deleted. #ACAB
• Mar 24, 2022 5:01 AM@joshu Ok, now please stop before we get to "The Garden of Earthly Bananas".
• Mar 24, 2022 4:54 AM@justo_vicent I’d take your arguments about subsidizing cars seriously if you weren’t so adamantly against free public transit https://t.co…
• Mar 24, 2022 4:49 AM@justo_vicent ok, $400 per vehicle for farm workers and gig economy workers…and free public transit for everyone
• Mar 24, 2022 4:42 AM@justo_vicent @GavinNewsom Taxes. Registration fees. Tolls. That’s how we already have infinity months of traffic lights, crossing guards, …
• Mar 24, 2022 4:39 AM@justo_vicent I scream, you scream, we all scream for free public transit.
• Mar 24, 2022 4:35 AMRT @justo_vicent: the stupidest tweet on the internet. This one really screams privilege.
• Mar 24, 2022 4:29 AM@__lucab @satanjeev @andypiper A person sitting near me was on a conference call from 9:30 to 10am so yes, in the assembly room there are n…
• Mar 24, 2022 4:25 AM@__lucab @satanjeev @andypiper Up until the trial starts, I think. If I get selected we’ll find out. :-)
• Mar 24, 2022 3:58 AM@ChrisRandone @MoneyLion You seem sketchy as fuck, bro.
• Mar 24, 2022 3:55 AM"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." is sad, but "This Tweet has been deleted." is sadder *and* only 5 words. Your move, Hemingway.
• Mar 24, 2022 3:41 AM@zkiehl @Zeke_Cao https://t.co/OFzLsXRHnQ 🎥
• Mar 24, 2022 3:36 AM@zkiehl @Zeke_Cao Also (TIL) SF courts take a week-long break that aligns with the SF school’s spring break week so you can serve *and* go …
• Mar 24, 2022 3:32 AMRT @norootcause: @_msw_ @ben11kehoe @rakyll “FAANG” is just too good of an acronym to give up. Even though it makes no sense to include Net…
• Mar 24, 2022 3:29 AMRT @zkiehl: @igb @Zeke_Cao As long as the man (your employer) keeps paying you jury duty is a great way to contribute to our society!
• Mar 24, 2022 3:28 AM@zkiehl @Zeke_Cao I couldn’t agree more. I’m quite stoked to have the chance to do my part!
• Mar 24, 2022 3:19 AM@F6x @cxmunoz @Jawbreaker @theteamdresch @jawboxofficial Is this the "Dear You" tour?
• Mar 24, 2022 2:37 AM@doodie Normal.
• Mar 24, 2022 2:37 AM@GavinNewsom Or infinity months of free public transit?
• Mar 24, 2022 2:35 AM@GavinNewsom How about $0 dollars per registered vehicle and 6 months of free public transit?
• Mar 24, 2022 2:32 AMEveryone on Twitter is a “creator”…stop making it weird/about money. https://t.co/flpwQmonSK
• Mar 24, 2022 2:22 AM@Zeke_Cao Nope. Back in a week for the selection process.
• Mar 24, 2022 2:13 AM@satanjeev @andypiper You just can’t take any photos in the courthouse. ;-)
• Mar 24, 2022 2:07 AM@andypiper There is a non-zero chance that the Ian & Jay show ends with us in court, but I doubt they will let us into the jury room during…
• Mar 24, 2022 1:22 AMRT @_Zeets: Jodspeed
• Mar 24, 2022 1:18 AMWalked around Civjc Center for a bit after jury duty this afternoon. https://t.co/8gBhmfGGSk 📷
• Mar 23, 2022 9:05 PMOH: "They were very smart, but only had a passing familiarity with rigor." /cc @john_coomes
• Mar 23, 2022 6:45 PMRT @headius: I was just excited to find out about jwebserver in Java 18 and then my dreams of a built-in dev server for Ruby apps were crus…
• Mar 23, 2022 5:45 PM@jayholler There should be…
• Mar 23, 2022 4:50 PM@jakedonham @kevino Have you seen @sailorhg's Clipper ring? One of the coolest transit/hardware hacks I've ever seen. https://t.co/O9W3CKZl…
• Mar 23, 2022 4:43 PM@RebeccaForBART @lateefahsimon Great news!!!
• Mar 23, 2022 4:42 PMRT @RebeccaForBART: I have been working with staff & outside legal counsel to address unfortunate chain of events surrounding BART District…
• Mar 23, 2022 4:38 PMI can see the @Twitter office from here! 👋 https://t.co/RutZaPuNAP 📷
• Mar 23, 2022 4:28 PMTIL https://t.co/1tjT2Kc8Bo
• Mar 23, 2022 4:03 PM@andypiper That said I could stare out this window all day. :-)
• Mar 23, 2022 4:02 PM@andypiper This is true. To be clear, though, this is the view from the Jury Assembly room at the SF criminal court.
• Mar 23, 2022 4:00 PM@BillyKorando Chemex all the way. I have a thermos of home-brewed Starbucks Pike Place in my bag that I smuggled past security.
• Mar 23, 2022 3:48 PMThe view from the office this AM. https://t.co/QEs09SCAn8 📷
• Mar 23, 2022 3:16 PMRT @delabassee: TIL a mojibake is the garbled text (ex. �) resulting from text being decoded using an incorrect character encoding. https:…
• Mar 23, 2022 4:04 AMYou Might Get Ratio’d If… https://t.co/HplXNpKlzz
• Mar 23, 2022 3:56 AMExcited to report to jury duty tomorrow. https://t.co/HoPQysVbYs 📷
• Mar 23, 2022 2:51 AM@kts @cspan Seriously. The selected clips (and Tweets) by the @cspan social media intern are wild.
• Mar 23, 2022 2:31 AMDon’t forget, folks, @cspan has a conservative bias, particularly in its social media presence. https://t.co/DaGPVX0UKQ
• Mar 23, 2022 2:18 AM@norootcause It depends on who’s cooking.
• Mar 23, 2022 2:18 AM@norootcause Or "छोले".
• Mar 23, 2022 2:17 AM@norootcause In this house we say ”garbanzo beans"!
• Mar 22, 2022 5:23 PMRT @boblord: If you are following the emerging Okta story, this blog post is a must read. (Note the references to FIDO security keys.)
• Mar 22, 2022 5:10 PM@the_yeti @SutroTVTower San Bruno mountain?
• Mar 22, 2022 5:03 PMRT @nipafx: #Java18 comes out later today - what can you expect from Java's newest release? Here's a 🧵 with one tweet per feature - short a…
• Mar 22, 2022 4:46 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: Two girls in masks sit on a marble bench in a brutalist BART station. A sign above them reads "Glen Park"
• Mar 22, 2022 4:37 PMRT @minakimes: Would love, just once, for a team to actually explain what went into their “comprehensive evaluation process.”
• Mar 22, 2022 4:29 PMRT @danluu: This "Why Pelikan" doc, in combination with the design doc, is one of the best concrete "why build X instead of buying?" docs I…
• Mar 22, 2022 1:59 PMI credit @LavaOneConf & @chrisxresch for single-handedly reviving the #JavaOne brand. ;-) https://t.co/xLdJm7xo1y
• Mar 22, 2022 1:55 PMRT @Sharat_Chander: 🚨Announcement!🚨 JavaOne is back. Yes, you read correctly...#JavaOne IS BACK! ☕️ Join #Java experts at @Oracle and the…
• Mar 22, 2022 5:46 AMWho has more sing-a-long songs?
• Mar 22, 2022 5:40 AM@brunoborges @micheal Easier* to shut down Okta SSO while continuing business ops than patching apps using log4j. *for enterprise values …
• Mar 22, 2022 5:39 AM@brunoborges @micheal Blast radius is *probably* smaller. Depends on if any big player gets popped.
• Mar 22, 2022 5:35 AMRT @micheal: Okta should at least want to make an official statement on this topic to allay customer concerns. The legal team is probably o…
• Mar 22, 2022 5:23 AM@mijuhan It may slow @okta’s growth though. New customers may be reluctant to adopt. It will all depend on how @okta handles fallout.
• Mar 22, 2022 4:56 AM@cupeepn ♥️
• Mar 22, 2022 4:46 AMSeriously @kayvz, I’m out here Tweeting this stuff for free. Just make @jaysullivan make it happen and we all get rich. https://t.co/6btsJ5…
• Mar 22, 2022 4:41 AMSeriously @jaysullivan, I’m out here Tweeting this stuff for free. Just make it happen and we all get rich. https://t.co/nnuELbTrXv
• Mar 22, 2022 4:34 AMThe killer social media platform will allow you to comment on and/or post more than one link at the same time.
• Mar 22, 2022 4:31 AM@DavidSacks @JDVance1 "America first" pretty much sums up your position, David. https://t.co/BgFoQYGbPg
• Mar 22, 2022 3:56 AMI mean, I was 90% there already. https://t.co/dcQBdYKeug 📷
• Mar 22, 2022 3:50 AMI am starting to become a Grimes fan. https://t.co/pixZoyJPDW
• Mar 22, 2022 3:31 AMWhat is the Levenshtein distance between Pink Floyd’s "Comfortably Numb" and Pink Floyd’s "Learning to Fly"?
• Mar 22, 2022 3:19 AMRT @slyphon: @synecdotal you are only coming through in .WAVs
• Mar 22, 2022 3:13 AM@Michael_Romberg @academijung Previously: https://t.co/M6LV8z2kbD
• Mar 22, 2022 3:08 AM@Michael_Romberg @academijung This is the way. https://t.co/v73WuJTp4h 📷
• Mar 22, 2022 2:39 AMRT @PoorlyAgedStuff: https://t.co/YmOsQZk98T 📷
• Mar 22, 2022 2:37 AM@dermothaughey Dermot, *all* of my Tweets, reply or otherwise, are underrated.
• Mar 22, 2022 2:26 AM@lenazun @synecdotal Déjà something. https://t.co/5Co3Y04gmM
• Mar 22, 2022 2:17 AM@burgessdryan I am LOL’ing.
• Mar 22, 2022 2:04 AM@teresa Counterpoint: sleep is awesome.
• Mar 22, 2022 2:02 AM@plusplus Stoked that I work for one of your customers now. :-)
• Mar 22, 2022 1:51 AM@Mindzatwork @Kasparov63 Hope, as they say, is not a strategy. Neither, sadly, is it a tactic.
• Mar 22, 2022 1:41 AMLiu Cixin’s "Remembrance of Earth’s Past" trilogy summarized in a single Tweet. https://t.co/TaN2kGqdmq
• Mar 22, 2022 1:37 AMRT @Kasparov63: You may say confronting Putin is more likely to cause escalation, but you are arguing against history. Not only Putin's his…
• Mar 22, 2022 1:14 AMRT @Kasparov63: Putin did not need any pretext to launch this invasion. He did not need any pretext to shell & bomb innocent civilians in U…
• Mar 22, 2022 1:14 AMRT @Kasparov63: I've been asked several times on shows "Should we put US/NATO pilots into possible combat with Russians?" My reply is, plea…
• Mar 21, 2022 9:29 PM@DannyThomas Who called it "scurvy" instead of...
• Mar 21, 2022 9:21 PM.@bomani_jones with the definitive take on sports and #crypto. https://t.co/ZdYVTgv6IP
• Mar 21, 2022 8:58 PMRT @SarahSpain: That loose llama day was pretty rad but I’m gonna go with the five minutes a day I’m *not* on this addictive, inescapable H…
• Mar 21, 2022 8:28 PMRT @nima_owji: @igb @Twitter Agreed! I wish I could add alt text after tweeting.
• Mar 21, 2022 7:42 PMWhat I really want is an edit button for @Twitter’s alt-text. https://t.co/9VJ9TsjQFt
• Mar 21, 2022 6:43 PMRT @cupeepn: @dermothaughey @igb @Twitter Ian is still a Tweep. He just has another company sign his check. 😁
• Mar 21, 2022 6:43 PMA lot of "XML" formats out there are actually just XML-esque. https://t.co/nz1CMvAyZc
• Mar 21, 2022 6:26 PM@dermothaughey @Twitter Congrats Dermot!
• Mar 21, 2022 6:03 PMRT @wangtian: Can Twitter just open 1 room/community/topic/hashtag/whatever for every episode of every single show, and make them easy to f…
• Mar 21, 2022 5:50 PM@nima_owji @antagonistapp Then I run the accessible text through this shell script to get to <= 140 characters. https://t.co/BCuzrqPaPE
• Mar 21, 2022 5:04 PM@nima_owji The first step is converting the emoji into accessible text. For that I use https://t.co/GixToc6VY3 by @antagonistapp.
• Mar 21, 2022 5:00 PMRT @kf: after a couple years in management, I'm going back to IC! will be transferring to the data team. that said, it means the SRE team…
• Mar 21, 2022 4:27 PM@bborrman @lizkelley s/crucial/non-fungible
• Mar 21, 2022 4:19 PMRT @mpredli: Don’t forget…JDK 18 will be released tomorrow! @OpenJDK #JDK18
• Mar 21, 2022 4:18 PMRT @DA_Banks: Dr. Strangelove but its about committing the nation to the most fuel-efficient speed of the average fleet vehicle.
• Mar 21, 2022 4:01 PMFor those of you following this breaking story I am now heading back home as my juror group is on standby today.
• Mar 21, 2022 3:59 PMThe intersection of civic responsibility and public transit is a pretty chill space TBH.
• Mar 21, 2022 3:52 PMI’m currently standing in a BART station listening to the on-hold music of the SF Jury Services hotline to see what train I’m going to take… 📷
• Mar 20, 2022 8:06 PMNew lift buddy. https://t.co/GtLZ9VahTz 📷
• Mar 20, 2022 3:26 AMaprès https://t.co/4BegMsXr3p 📷
• Mar 20, 2022 12:29 AMRT @norootcause: Wacky idea: IC levels, but for teams/orgs instead of individuals. (e.g., This is a "senior" team. This is a "staff" team.…
• Mar 19, 2022 11:11 PMWe need to make jocks vs. nerds a thing again. https://t.co/aFlUklmXi5
• Mar 19, 2022 9:51 PMRT @igb: Actually, "KaOS" is the name of the team. "KaOS’s monster" is the name of the bespoke operating system developed in-house by the t…
• Mar 19, 2022 6:37 PMCurrent Tahoe status. https://t.co/a8e4zvUV9F 📷
• Mar 19, 2022 4:45 PM@MikeConvertino @teresa It’s a definitely cultural difference, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t have anything to do with which coast you grew…
• Mar 19, 2022 2:51 PM@MikeConvertino @teresa I would not call the cops. No need to escalate a "civil nuisance" into something much worse or to pile on someone i…
• Mar 19, 2022 4:39 AMRT @polotek: There is so much content that sifting through it becomes fatiguing. Even with the best cable package, you could flip through a…
• Mar 19, 2022 4:29 AMWordle 272 3/6 1: 1st & 5th perfect, but 2nd & 3rd in the wrong place. 2: 1st, 4th & 5th perfect, but 3rd in the wrong place. 3: Won!
• Mar 19, 2022 1:30 AM@BobbyD_FL Bobby! It was absolutely a privilege to work with you. Thank you so much for *so much* @ApacheAurora & @ApacheMesos help over th…
• Mar 18, 2022 6:30 PM@jayholler So it would seem, Jay.
• Mar 18, 2022 6:27 PM@jayholler This "clip" is the entire show, Jay.
• Mar 18, 2022 5:00 PMRT @hildatheseries: The weekend is here! What are your plans? @netflixfamily @Netflix #hilda #hildamountainking #hildamovie #weekend http…
• Mar 18, 2022 4:39 PM@RecParkSF @sfmta_muni How about a low-stress biking and walking experience first?
• Mar 18, 2022 2:53 AM@Zeke_Cao @jayholler @msilver Matt sure seems to get banned from stuff a lot.
• Mar 17, 2022 11:47 PMThat’s fine. We didn’t want anyone to join anyway. https://t.co/AHpt6EUVdJ
• Mar 17, 2022 11:47 PMLooks like @paraga, @Twitter, and John Stewart are trying to counter program tonight’s @jayholler and @igb show! https://t.co/xE0jIAYBLc
• Mar 17, 2022 11:22 PMThis an amazing read. https://t.co/cYbzUpX4X3
• Mar 17, 2022 11:20 PMRT @seldo: The permanent Daylight Savings Time bill apparently passed the senate because it was so boring and obviously doomed that nobody…
• Mar 17, 2022 8:46 PM@Larakate @kboord ?!
• Mar 17, 2022 7:46 PMRT @thiccgenius: The Chicago bears accidentally making an inflammatory, sectarian statement about Irish politics is maybe the funniest NFL…
• Mar 17, 2022 3:44 PMBART delays in the SFO direction are putting my breakfast plans at risk.
• Mar 17, 2022 3:40 PMRT @US_Stormwatch: Saharan dust from Africa blanketing a ski resort in Spain. A snowy landscape turned Martian. Incredible footage. ht…
• Mar 17, 2022 1:54 PMRT @Sharat_Chander: 📢We're Hiring📢 The #Java Team at @Oracle has several technical positions open ranging from #JVM and compiler developme…
• Mar 17, 2022 1:54 PMHBD to @jhamlett. Do your TL a favor and give him a follow. https://t.co/3beJrsGUvF
• Mar 17, 2022 1:24 PMRT @denis_makogon: 504 hours since it’s all started 2 weeks since we lost all contacts with our family members on occupied territories. 14…
• Mar 17, 2022 1:15 PMRT @biboudis: The Java VM Compiler team is looking for a compiler developer. Check our open roles for Oracle's Java Platform Group #OpenJDK…
• Mar 17, 2022 5:14 AM@slyphon @dijkstracula the web client at the time displayed usernames at the start of every Tweet. The microblogging convention was to star…
• Mar 17, 2022 5:08 AM@slyphon @dijkstracula It all went downhill after we stopped "microblogging" IMO.
• Mar 17, 2022 5:00 AM@dijkstracula I have been around for *every* era of Twitter. :-)
• Mar 17, 2022 4:49 AMOh yeah, I forgot to post this earlier but on the drive into the office this AM I saw the Stanford Dish in a different angle than usual. ht… 📷
• Mar 17, 2022 4:20 AM@wongmjane @jdecked @paraga @Twitter Agreed! Such a great team behind it.
• Mar 17, 2022 4:13 AM@jdecked @paraga A web browser should be the only thing someone needs to use *any* feature of @twitter.
• Mar 17, 2022 4:10 AM@jdecked @paraga A truly accessible, open, and conversational platform should be built on the open standards and protocols of the WWW.
• Mar 17, 2022 4:09 AM@jdecked Ok. Hey @paraga, Twitter should be web-first when it comes to product and feature releases.
• Mar 17, 2022 4:06 AM@DannyThomas That is such a great hack.
• Mar 17, 2022 4:04 AM@jdecked So much great stuff on web. Twitter should go web-first again IMO.
• Mar 17, 2022 4:03 AM@jdecked :-(
• Mar 17, 2022 4:00 AMThat said there are some pretty obvious abuse vectors with a feature like that so I guess I'm glad it doesn't exist.
• Mar 17, 2022 4:00 AMI would absolutely promote a Tweet if I could guarantee that certain accounts would see it.
• Mar 17, 2022 3:54 AMRT @doriantaylor: anyway six minutes to wordle i guess
• Mar 17, 2022 3:48 AMWhat I really need is scheduled retweets.
• Mar 17, 2022 2:58 AMRT @micheal: same https://t.co/FsC0mDIPgV
• Mar 17, 2022 2:32 AMI ♡ CA https://t.co/JxDUgecCRr 📷
• Mar 16, 2022 10:41 PM@mistermocha @jayholler Also a +1 around playing monument valley (1 & 2) if you haven’t already Jay.
• Mar 16, 2022 10:39 PM@mistermocha @jayholler +1
• Mar 16, 2022 10:05 PMRT @ASLuhn: Russian forces dropped a bomb on a Mariupol theater where civilians where sheltering, @MFA_Ukraine says. "CHILDREN" (in Russia…
• Mar 16, 2022 9:52 PM@msilver Glad we are finally getting down to the nuts and bolts on here.
• Mar 16, 2022 7:42 PM@BillyKorando @netflix @laurieontech /cc:@burgessdryan
• Mar 16, 2022 1:58 PMRT @RobZacny: Ever since I was a kid "pain at the pump" has been treated as this urgent, kitchen-table issue and it's never been close to t…
• Mar 16, 2022 1:50 PMRT @JordanEllyse: FFS
• Mar 16, 2022 1:49 PMGood job, America. Good job. https://t.co/QKILMD2GrW
• Mar 16, 2022 6:03 AMhttps://t.co/2u5JraeGmq https://t.co/jLlb8b63bF 🎥
• Mar 16, 2022 5:59 AMRT @IanDunt: Bloke in a car, windows down, loud music blaring out everywhere, stopped and asked me if I was 'that Ian guy on Twitter'. I no…
• Mar 16, 2022 3:23 AMRT @choo_ek: People are going to mask when they have symptoms though, right?… right?
• Mar 16, 2022 3:19 AMRT @kneelingbus: getting this tweet off is probably why he went there lol https://t.co/qWaTEJA4KP
• Mar 16, 2022 1:51 AMRT @TheDeepDive_ca: This new management is slowly destroying the once great platform that was Twitter. $TWTR https://t.co/RUfCwoPSpH 📷
• Mar 16, 2022 12:58 AMTook the 7yo to her ballet lesson with a fully charged phone and spent an hour playing "Spelling Bee" while not talking to the other parent… 📷
• Mar 16, 2022 12:47 AMRT @MikaelVidstedt: We’re hiring for the #Java/#OpenJDK team at Oracle! Looking for a JIT compiler team manager and engineering positions f…
• Mar 16, 2022 12:23 AMRT @EMSL: Cross section of a 7-positoin rocker-type DIP switch. Outtake from a photo shoot with @TubeTimeUS The ball is gold plated and a…
• Mar 16, 2022 12:19 AMRT @Burnt_Otter: Hey everyone! It's RAT BONG time! Opening up for 5 slots of custom RAT BONGS! These will be the first 5 ever in full prod…
• Mar 16, 2022 12:14 AMRT @burritojustice: yet another casualty in the Battle of Burnside someone regularly tosses the Slow Street signs to the side of Chenery…
• Mar 16, 2022 12:14 AM@burritojustice @sfmta_muni @SF311 It’s (sadly) one of the slow streets with the most car traffic.
• Mar 15, 2022 4:30 PMRT @burgessdryan: Want to lead an impactful engineering team in productivity engineering at Netflix? I’m looking to hire an engineering ma…
• Mar 15, 2022 2:23 PM@aaronlerch 👀
• Mar 15, 2022 1:46 PMWordle 269 2/6 Line 1: 3rd & 5th perfect, but 1st & 2nd in the wrong place. Line 2: Won!
• Mar 15, 2022 1:07 PMIt is nice to wake up to rain, even if the clocks are all fucked up.
• Mar 15, 2022 12:34 PM@jpd Piano Phase (1967)
• Mar 15, 2022 2:54 AMRT @gpapilion: @igb It’s ok. I took this one on the altamont pass the other day. Way sketchier. https://t.co/OAaEqxEkNg 📷
• Mar 15, 2022 2:54 AM@gpapilion I ♡ CA
• Mar 15, 2022 2:48 AM@gpapilion https://t.co/1JVQp4zZ4H 🎥
• Mar 15, 2022 2:37 AMRT @MikaelVidstedt: A this point I’m pretty sure Twitter wants me to stop using their platform, giving me not-so-subtle hints by completely…
• Mar 15, 2022 2:09 AMTwitter "Super Follows", but instead of paying me $$$ you can only access my Tweets if you are using a reverse-chron timeline.
• Mar 15, 2022 1:48 AMTFW you are driving up 280 listening to Steve Reich. https://t.co/3Cz4xxoxzU 📷
• Mar 14, 2022 11:11 PMRT @AuburnJournal: Interstate 80 closed at Applegate due to solo incident. https://t.co/x03hPHXccS https://t.co/r4dL7AXQKG 📷
• Mar 14, 2022 10:53 PMRT @TheGerardTaylor: @wongmjane Honestly, users should be able to turn features on and off. Like if you don't want spaces, fleets, communit…
• Mar 14, 2022 10:50 PMRT @wongmjane: Twitter should have more features where the half of Twitter REALLY LOVES IT and the other half REALLY HATES IT so they fight…
• Mar 14, 2022 7:30 PMRT @TwitterSupport: We heard you –– some of you always want to see latest Tweets first. We've switched the timeline back and removed the ta…
• Mar 14, 2022 6:09 PM@jellybeanjones Congratulations!!!
• Mar 14, 2022 6:09 PMStarting to think Apple should have just hired that guy in order to keep him off the TL.
• Mar 14, 2022 10:28 AM@jayholler I, on the other hand, make no such promises.
• Mar 14, 2022 3:13 AMRT @notdanilu: pls just give us latest tweets, im begging 😭
• Mar 14, 2022 1:15 AMHey @kayvz, @jaysullivan, @rnoweber: please roll back this god-awful TL change…@twitter sucks to use now.
• Mar 13, 2022 11:11 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: As always, awesome to have a virtual cocktail with @igb! https://t.co/2CHzxKwc5k 📷
• Mar 13, 2022 11:09 PM@palvaro Just down the road (sort of) is Pier 94. Tricky to get to but a wonderful bit of nature in the industrial port. https://t.co/UuNXC…
• Mar 13, 2022 11:05 PMNo better way to spend a Sunday afternoon then having a drink with @TonyPrintezis of the legendary #TwitterVMTeam. https://t.co/Pz2y1tPi7D 📷
• Mar 13, 2022 8:06 PMRT @techgirl1908: Vine was really ahead of its time
• Mar 13, 2022 6:09 PM@TheGerardTaylor @techgirl1908 https://t.co/db9Ezhf7fh
• Mar 13, 2022 5:58 PMRT @xor: so interesting to see how different culture wars manifest in various countries. for example american assholes will say they've bee…
• Mar 13, 2022 5:26 PM@44 @jayholler It’s a blend of 1) the careful curation of my personal brand and 2) immediately shitposting every dumb take I think of
• Mar 13, 2022 4:57 PMRT @berkie1: In 1973 the Netherlands was hit by an oil crisis that sent the price of oil skyrocketing. In an effort to curb oil consumption…
• Mar 13, 2022 4:43 PMEveryone: how tf do we stop Putin from taking over Eastern Europe? Contrarian VC Twitter: Neville Chamberlain was the *real* hero of WWII
• Mar 13, 2022 4:28 PM@shantinix @jayholler It's the thought that counts.
• Mar 13, 2022 1:29 AM@slyphon Me too, and I don’t even work there!
• Mar 13, 2022 1:27 AM@wongmjane No, the ads and monetization software engineering group.
• Mar 13, 2022 1:22 AM1) make the Product Eng guy the Platform Eng guy 2) make the Revenue Eng guy the Product Eng guy 3) make everyone very angry about the TL
• Mar 12, 2022 9:02 PMSoccer in the park for the 3yo followed by a walk through the canyon with the fam. https://t.co/EtQ5i5ZDAc 📷
• Mar 12, 2022 8:39 PM@nima_owji No.
• Mar 12, 2022 8:37 PM@javawithjiva @jayholler Me too, now. :-(
• Mar 12, 2022 8:35 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: Charlie from "It’s Always Sunny…" rubs his temples as if he has an excruciating headache.
• Mar 12, 2022 8:12 PM@jayholler Nice, but my cache has had me at 8997 for the last 6hrs or so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Mar 12, 2022 5:37 PM@posco Same same. :-)
• Mar 12, 2022 5:03 PMLook, @twitter might be alienating its core user base, but at least overall user growth has seen a significant improvement, right?
• Mar 12, 2022 4:50 PMRT @ditzkoff: https://t.co/RvRMTJ3GW1 📷
• Mar 12, 2022 4:09 PMWhat's the current ideal image resolution & dimensions for Tweets? Like if you were gonna create and post an image specifically for a Tweet?
• Mar 12, 2022 4:05 PMRT @norootcause: We talk about top-down vs bottom-up strategies, but another useful dichotomy is systematic vs opportunistic. Management…
• Mar 12, 2022 4:03 PM@keeth @netflix @reedhastings The rest of the book is mostly approaches to avoiding that corporate malaise of process & control stifling in…
• Mar 12, 2022 3:49 PM@keeth @netflix @reedhastings Well, the initial hook for me was this passage: https://t.co/zfnuK8xWuS 📷
• Mar 12, 2022 8:38 AMWhat a fascinating book. Whatever your company culture, however skeptical you might be about @netflix’s "culture memo", it is worth a read.… 📷
• Mar 12, 2022 8:21 AMLet me and all the other reverse-chron folks push the "algorithmic" TL out of our UX please!
• Mar 12, 2022 8:21 AMSeriously, @jaysullivan & @tapatinah, this sucks. "Home" is a shitty way to label "the Twitter experience you don’t want to experience".
• Mar 12, 2022 8:14 AMUh, wait, you *can’t* undo that from that link. Ugh, what a mess.
• Mar 12, 2022 7:58 AMWow, you folks really need to make it clearer that we can undo this via that "Unpin your Latest timeline"…the language is super confusing. … 📷
• Mar 12, 2022 7:45 AMThank you, @kayvz, for putting a 9-hour old Tweet by someone I don’t follow at the top of my TL. https://t.co/aF1VY1XRFJ 📷
• Mar 12, 2022 7:31 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A large red-orange sun hangs in a foggy and smokey sky over the silhouette of a tree-covered ridge.
• Mar 12, 2022 4:35 AM@shatil @ntakayama Have them DM me for instructions on where to find the blocks. :-)
• Mar 12, 2022 4:16 AM@shatil @ntakayama Who is your manager these days?
• Mar 12, 2022 3:46 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A martini glass with two olives in it stands on a decorative Twitter coaster on top of a black wire table.
• Mar 12, 2022 2:30 AMSupport your local public radio station! If your local public radio station is @KQED you can do that here: https://t.co/RALMpcVDoD
• Mar 12, 2022 12:25 AM@sparhawk You can already post in comic sans…just tweet something that isn’t funny.
• Mar 12, 2022 12:02 AM@jayholler @TwitterSpaces You and me both, buddy.
• Mar 11, 2022 11:05 PMRT @MikeIsaac: @theatrus I have greatly enjoyed folks from the era of twitter i spent covering it coming out of the woodwork with the Hint…
• Mar 11, 2022 10:05 PM@tmcarr @MikeIsaac It’s literally an eternal meme, passed on from generation to generation.
• Mar 11, 2022 8:15 PM@amdev Wait a minute…is this one of those "clickbait JIRAs" that the kids are all into these days?
• Mar 11, 2022 8:03 PM@amdev FOMO intensifies!
• Mar 11, 2022 7:42 PMRT @mycoliza: also i hate that we’ve decided to call it “chronological timeline” vs “algorithmic timeline” when it’s really more like “chro…
• Mar 11, 2022 6:47 PMRT @MattHaneySF: This is a travesty. @lateefahsimon is one of our most admired, brilliant, powerful leaders, she's a champion for BART ride…
• Mar 11, 2022 6:39 PMRT @jetbrains: JetBrains’ Statement on Ukraine https://t.co/1I3C59ySvD
• Mar 11, 2022 6:38 PM@ankurnagpal You have your heuristic backwards, chief.
• Mar 11, 2022 6:35 PM@matt_platoff @ankurnagpal Amen!
• Mar 11, 2022 6:34 PM@ankurnagpal Having done a *ton* of extremely positive reference checks (as a reference) I always prefer to do it over a voice or video cal…
• Mar 11, 2022 5:02 PMRT @BillyKorando: Hey #Java developers, ☕️ It's your Friday #SipOfJava repeat 🔁 Frustrated when trying to work with JSON, XML, and other…
• Mar 11, 2022 4:57 PM@jayholler I’ve signed up for a couple but I rarely find them useful/interesting.
• Mar 11, 2022 4:38 PMRT @norootcause: “Platform engineering” orgs should really call themselves “migration engineering”. Because doing migrations needs to be th…
• Mar 11, 2022 4:02 AMRT @jonnysun: OH MY GOD IT WORKED https://t.co/1Bbp31p3Rc 📷
• Mar 11, 2022 3:43 AMFollow Gerard, please! He’s not kidding, at @TwitterEng its up or out. https://t.co/MCTux1gSX6
• Mar 10, 2022 11:26 PMRT @aka_pugs: Yikes!
• Mar 10, 2022 9:26 PMRT @john_overholt: In their attempt to make the ineffable transactable, we can see the roots of the NFT in the Catholic Church's practice o…
• Mar 10, 2022 7:23 PMRT @rpalcolea: This is the result of years of engineering by former and current team members... amazing folks that I get to work with every…
• Mar 10, 2022 7:20 PMCurious about how @NetflixEng leverages @gradle & @NebulaPlugins to improve our SDLC? @rpalcolea provides a look behind the scenes! https:/…
• Mar 10, 2022 4:48 PMRT @zennpotatoes: I was not underwhelmed by @jayholler and @igb most recent space. I even got a joke in!
• Mar 10, 2022 3:34 PM@kibblesmith I don’t actually say it out loud too often, but it comes up often in my internal monologue.
• Mar 10, 2022 3:33 PM@kibblesmith The bad guy in the second Bourne movie says: "You about this stuff like you read it in a book!"
• Mar 10, 2022 3:00 PM@amdev @art_garzajr Just go ahead and post it and let HR & Legal sort it out later.
• Mar 10, 2022 5:14 AM@dataandpolitics Vincent Gallo? https://t.co/YLRCQcHIhm 📷
• Mar 10, 2022 3:24 AMRT @PavelASamsonov: They call it "single sign-on" because signing on is the single thing you will be doing all day
• Mar 10, 2022 3:16 AMSpotted this great egret while on a walking 1:1 with @chalimartines this afternoon. https://t.co/Ifx57RBcb6 📷
• Mar 10, 2022 2:53 AMRT @igb: Hey, I’m hiring a JVM engineer to help lead our work on @NetflixEng’s Java runtime. My DMs are open or apply online! https://t.co/…
• Mar 10, 2022 2:51 AMI don’t really have a choice at this point. https://t.co/s9Udxwk4DV
• Mar 10, 2022 2:51 AMRT @ardemp: Existential question for you all: why do you tweet?
• Mar 10, 2022 2:50 AMRT @baddantakes: To honor and preserve the legacy of seminal 1970's jazz-rock fusion outfit Steely Dan
• Mar 10, 2022 2:50 AMRT @TheNightflyWJAZ: For jazz and conversation.
• Mar 10, 2022 2:50 AMRT @barneyhurley1: Donald Fagen, Jeff Porcaro, Walter Becker, Michael McDonald and Denny Dias of Steely Dan at ABC Studios, Los Angeles, Ca…
• Mar 9, 2022 2:08 PMRT @jeffvandermeer: jk r is a dumpster fire. that is all.
• Mar 9, 2022 6:10 AM@wongmjane We missed you too! (but we are also happy you got some downtime)
• Mar 9, 2022 6:06 AM@ning_sf Way to go Ning!!! I can’t wait to buy a copy! (and get it autographed of course!)
• Mar 9, 2022 6:04 AMI have not read this book (yet!) but you should buy a copy because it was (co-) written by @ning_sf!!! https://t.co/7FfY0JyFFh
• Mar 9, 2022 6:01 AM@ning_sf OMG!!!
• Mar 9, 2022 6:01 AMRT @ning_sf: Time to practice my autograph! https://t.co/mK9NI48Oms 📷
• Mar 9, 2022 5:45 AMRT @adambain: No relation.
• Mar 9, 2022 5:39 AMRT @nomadtechie: Plot twist!!!
• Mar 9, 2022 5:36 AMRT @169lollo: Guys, i see you. And i love you so much 🤝 https://t.co/muyVrvyq2Z 📷
• Mar 9, 2022 5:25 AM@esthercrawford @mariadlzollo @zintus @aaronstahl @SuperFollows …but TBH it feels…I dunno…exclusionary? Sort of partitioning users into dif…
• Mar 9, 2022 5:22 AM@esthercrawford @mariadlzollo @zintus @aaronstahl @SuperFollows I expect there are some very good reasons to create access limits early in …
• Mar 9, 2022 4:54 AM@esthercrawford @mariadlzollo @zintus @aaronstahl …or if there is more data or reasoning behind that number/limit and the concept of "creat…
• Mar 9, 2022 4:53 AM@esthercrawford @mariadlzollo @zintus @aaronstahl I’m genuinely curious if this is just a simple way to limit the cost of feature experimen…
• Mar 9, 2022 4:50 AM@esthercrawford @mariadlzollo @zintus @aaronstahl Why create an arbitrary threshold of 10K followers in order to achieve "creator" status?
• Mar 9, 2022 4:39 AMMore like "LOLsob Frege" amirite Bertrand?
• Mar 9, 2022 4:34 AM@djpard1s portentous
• Mar 9, 2022 4:28 AM@kaoudis gottlob_frege.gif
• Mar 9, 2022 4:07 AM@shahdeys @Twitter @ysr1729 @jcp_org @TwitterEng @ApacheAurora @ApacheMesos @heyjoshua It’s not the JCP EC meeting but it’s a similar prese…
• Mar 9, 2022 3:33 AM@shahdeys @Twitter @ysr1729 @jcp_org @TwitterEng @ApacheAurora @ApacheMesos Yup, you can see @ysr1729 and @heyjoshua talking about the work…
• Mar 9, 2022 3:31 AMSeriously @GavinNewsom, let’s make *all* public transit in California free for everyone.
• Mar 9, 2022 3:29 AMBART & MUNI should be free for everyone. https://t.co/6NCKFaWsID
• Mar 9, 2022 2:47 AMOk, not *all* of Twitter, but like, at least 50 nerds and the then-CTO-and-future-CEO of the company.
• Mar 9, 2022 2:47 AMI got to stand next to him when he presented that work to all of @twitter at the 1st #OneTeam and pretend I’d had something to do with it. …
• Mar 9, 2022 2:37 AMOne of my favorite moments at @Twitter was watching @ysr1729 present his ML-driven automated JVM performance tuning work to the JCP EC. htt… 📷
• Mar 9, 2022 2:12 AMThat crepuscular, liminal, almost magical hour when you are no longer sure if you have completed today's Wordle.
• Mar 8, 2022 9:54 PMRT @TwitterEng: The #TwitterVMTeam is also applying machine learning techniques to automatically optimize the JVM instances that power Twit…
• Mar 8, 2022 8:34 PM@gctaylor You get a pass, Greg.
• Mar 8, 2022 8:27 PMAlthough it's been said many times, many ways, if your Twitter name ends in ".eth" you are probably a dumbass.
• Mar 8, 2022 8:05 PMRT @ysr1729: After 7 years with a great team of colleagues at #TwitterVMTeam, it’s time to step back and say “Thank you & good bye!” We ha…
• Mar 8, 2022 8:05 PM@ysr1729 Congratulations on an epic run, my friend.
• Mar 8, 2022 8:03 PM@ysr1729 So much of the innovation and impact of the #TwitterVMTeam over the years is attributable to your leadership and insight.
• Mar 8, 2022 8:02 PM@ysr1729 Ramki, I am grateful I had the privilege of working with you during our tenure at Twitter. https://t.co/L5Mef9EWtm 🎥
• Mar 8, 2022 5:17 PMRT @otterlycynthia: Someone has changed Russia Street off of Mission to Ukraine. Solidarity from San Francisco. #excelsior https://t.co/Npt…
• Mar 8, 2022 2:49 PM@heyjoshua Wow! Looks like an insane climb!
• Mar 8, 2022 4:56 AM@mjduigou This is a strictly Borges fan account. https://t.co/m5iqeCUhqu
• Mar 8, 2022 4:52 AM@davemangot Ugh.
• Mar 8, 2022 4:52 AMRT @ReaderMeter: Why, hello California!
• Mar 8, 2022 4:49 AMTlön, Uqbar, Orbis-Tertius LLP
• Mar 8, 2022 4:33 AMRT @stephsmithio: In 1994, Jeff Bezos famously spotted a stat that made him leave his high-paying PE job to start Amazon: 💡 The Internet w…
• Mar 8, 2022 4:30 AMOk fine, you can edit Tweets, but only to fix grammatical errors.
• Mar 8, 2022 4:26 AMI mean, sure, but this is also what every manager, director, VP, etc. does as well. It’s a fractal responsibility of every leader in an org…
• Mar 8, 2022 3:41 AM@AlSultan_Meriam @jayholler Current Twitter Comms view of Jay: https://t.co/PsBgvtUpBz 🎥
• Mar 8, 2022 3:39 AM@alexisohanian I mean, sure, but this is also what every manager, director, VP, etc. does as well. It’s a fractal responsibility of every l…
• Mar 8, 2022 3:23 AM@jayholler @AlSultan_Meriam Classic Jay.
• Mar 8, 2022 2:50 AM@slyphon @jayholler That is some biblically juvenile humor and I am here for it.
• Mar 8, 2022 2:41 AM@jayholler That "clip" seems to be, uh, the entire show.
• Mar 7, 2022 11:36 PM@seb_m FFS was that really a decade ago?
• Mar 7, 2022 11:11 PMKeyword alerts in @SlackHQ should have a different color badge than @-mentions goddammit.
• Mar 7, 2022 4:43 PMRT @KristyT: A flaw I see in a lot of arguments is declaring an idea/option won’t work after observing it in a context or an environment…
• Mar 7, 2022 2:30 PMWordle 261 3/6 Line 1: 3rd and 4th perfect. Line 2: 3rd and 4th perfect, but 2nd in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
• Mar 7, 2022 2:18 PMEvery program attempts to expand until it can be exploited by mindless spam bots. https://t.co/eFeu5Rr52B 📷
• Mar 7, 2022 3:47 AMRT @patio11: @danluu I think you can reasonably attribute something like 7% of our engineering team to me, so that may actually undershoot…
• Mar 7, 2022 3:45 AMWordle 260 4/6 1: 2nd correct but in the wrong place. 2: 1st correct but in the wrong place. 3: 1st, 2nd and 3rd perfect. 4: Won!
• Mar 7, 2022 3:24 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A red-orange ball of fire hangs like a full moon in a rose-grey sky above a highway lined by scrub brush and ponderosa.
• Mar 7, 2022 2:15 AM@archillect This machine kills fascists.
• Mar 7, 2022 1:42 AM@prtytbl Kite surfers, I mean.
• Mar 7, 2022 1:40 AM@prtytbl But a few windsurfers by the maze.
• Mar 7, 2022 1:39 AM@prtytbl Mostly container ships.
• Mar 7, 2022 1:13 AMRT @npilch: Wouldn’t it be great if we had a bunch of bus and train options to get to the mountains?
• Mar 7, 2022 1:08 AMCurrent driving-to-SF status. https://t.co/7jPMTLEaMC 📷
• Mar 7, 2022 1:01 AMRT @AVindman: Okay, rather than a “no fly zone,” let’s do a “secure humanitarian corridor.”
• Mar 6, 2022 8:00 PMGroomers. https://t.co/DsmxpcsxJX 📷
• Mar 6, 2022 12:05 AM@lostinthegrid That’s would be beyond awesome. I would rep the hell out of that sticker.
• Mar 5, 2022 11:00 PMSpotted a sooty grouse on the hill today. 🏂 https://t.co/Kg6iBqKaMK 📷
• Mar 5, 2022 10:57 PM@lostinthegrid Extremely relevant to my interests.
• Mar 5, 2022 10:56 PM@lostinthegrid 👀
• Mar 5, 2022 5:31 PMIs nuclear winter a reasonable hedge against global warming?
• Mar 5, 2022 4:15 PMRT @denis_makogon: We no longer have our home. A bomb or an artillery launch targeted our house. There are no military objects, nothing, b…
• Mar 5, 2022 4:15 PMRT @Sharat_Chander: My co-worker | My friend His home has been bombed by the Russian military. This is a WAR CRIME! Please amplify this…
• Mar 5, 2022 8:13 AM8 hours door-to-door. I’ve had worse and had to turn around before so I’m calling this a win. https://t.co/LO1xnN9tSb
• Mar 5, 2022 4:37 AM@ktopenn 👋
• Mar 5, 2022 4:09 AMCurrent driving-to-Tahoe status. https://t.co/uOFVlXhu3E 🎥
• Mar 4, 2022 8:23 PMRT @DynamicWebPaige: “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to stand by and do nothing.”
• Mar 4, 2022 8:09 PM:CueCat 2022 https://t.co/DNX7ttPfwc 🎥
• Mar 4, 2022 7:36 PMRT @norootcause: Things nobody ever says: I wish I had given more notice. I wish I had spent less time between jobs.
• Mar 4, 2022 6:54 PM@djpard1s The cloud.
• Mar 4, 2022 6:50 PMWordle 258 4/6 1: 3rd & 5th correct but in wrong place. 2: 1st, 2nd & 4th correct but in wrong place. 3: 2nd, 3rd & 4th perfect. 4: Won!
• Mar 4, 2022 2:57 PMRT @IAPonomarenko: That’s Irpin today. Russians are just overtly shelling residential blocks. https://t.co/YGM6aKROpZ 🎥
• Mar 4, 2022 4:39 AM@townhallcom @guypbenson Yelling at kids because they violate his narrative is a bad look. Quit promoting his PR spin.
• Mar 4, 2022 3:47 AMRT @OstapYarysh: Zelensky: No state except Russia has ever fired at nuclear power plants. This is the first time in the history of mankind…
• Mar 4, 2022 3:47 AMRT @OstapYarysh: ‼️ Zelensky says he just spoke with Biden, Johnson, Scholtz, Duda, Michel and others about the attack on Zaporizhya nuclea…
• Mar 4, 2022 1:24 AMRT @CherylRofer: None of the reactors at Zaporizhzhia is likely to explode in the way Chernobyl did. But Russians must move away from the…
• Mar 4, 2022 1:23 AMRT @NucSafetyUCS: I shouldn't have to say that fire is one of the most dangerous events at a #nuclear plant and is associated with a high r…
• Mar 4, 2022 1:22 AMRT @jk_pooh: I don't recall seeing this in anyone's signature until now, @JamesLoduca . I 💕💕💕 it. I am going shamelessly steal it. "NOTE:…
• Mar 4, 2022 1:20 AMIf you think Twitter has a misinformation problem just wait until you hear our bad takes. https://t.co/LAoQoB3M3Q
• Mar 4, 2022 12:22 AMLike, how is this kind of (promoted) garbage acceptable? https://t.co/tKaMwme7Wi
• Mar 3, 2022 11:52 PM.@Twitter needs to stop pushing #crypto ads. So many of them are straight-up scams & grift. Predatory bullshit targeting gullible users.
• Mar 3, 2022 10:53 PM@tailopez Such blatant grift. There are less predatory ads out there, @TwitterSupport.
• Mar 3, 2022 7:57 PM@tailopez Holy shit this is fucking dumb.
• Mar 3, 2022 6:42 PM@jpd @deltaon @msilver @mistermocha i'm not gonna google that
• Mar 3, 2022 5:53 PMRT @headius: Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you launch a fishing industry that will eventually render the…
• Mar 3, 2022 5:38 PMTalk about burying the lede: "After Twitch shut down Friday social drinking, a then employee defecated and spread it on the walls" https://…
• Mar 3, 2022 4:37 PM@paraga https://t.co/RwrHUyDOb0 🎥
• Mar 3, 2022 4:34 PMRT @paraga: Here’s the announcement to the company about our approach and commitment to truly flexible work. https://t.co/XPl86HuQqG 📷
• Mar 3, 2022 2:25 PMRT @Sharat_Chander: 📢We're Hiring📢 The @Java Team at @Oracle is hiring. To make it easy to discover open reqs, #InsideJava now has a job…
• Mar 3, 2022 2:15 PMRT @CBSNews: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis chastised students for wearing masks as he joined them on stage for a press conference at the Un…
• Mar 3, 2022 6:46 AMRT @brunoborges: If you don't set a Garbage Collector for your #Java application, don't think the JVM will pick a good one for you either,…
• Mar 2, 2022 2:38 PMRT @dmitchinson: ⁦@KCBSRadio⁩ Take it slow over the Bay Bridge this morning there is some very dense fog.⁦@NWSBayArea⁩ https://t.co/3EMB6fz…
• Mar 2, 2022 5:44 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A laptop open to Twitter sits on an outdoor table. In the background a deer pauses at the edge of a road.
• Mar 2, 2022 4:48 AMRT @maggieserota: When you’re just one more Cotton Candy Cosmo away from getting banned from TGI Fridays for life. https://t.co/BreTWqJP8J 📷
• Mar 2, 2022 4:47 AMRT @burritojustice: - make Valencia one way - put a two-way protected bike lane in the other lane - make all parking commercial or 10 minut…
• Mar 2, 2022 4:44 AMRT @the_yeti: @igb https://t.co/JkDzXL4i1y https://t.co/AaRoiiZlhF 📷
• Mar 2, 2022 2:55 AM@EricZuck @Larakate @jack @Twitter @cspan @NPR Sweet! It *does* autoupdate! And the detached videoplayer gives a pretty similar experience …
• Mar 2, 2022 2:49 AM@EricZuck @Larakate @jack @Twitter @cspan @NPR ...at the same time. But hey, looks like you all are making progress towards a really great …
• Mar 2, 2022 2:48 AM@EricZuck @Larakate @jack @Twitter @cspan @NPR Ah, very cool! This is close! But the UX of NFL product had an autoscrolling TL next to feed…
• Mar 2, 2022 2:44 AM@EricZuck @Larakate @jack @Twitter @cspan @NPR Yeah, but what we need is the old-Twitter/NFL live-Tweet aggregations displayed next to the …
• Mar 2, 2022 2:06 AMI drunk-emailed @jack once suggesting that @Twitter do a deal w/ @cspan to stream content (like the NFL deal) but @npr on Spaces is cool to…
• Mar 2, 2022 1:58 AMRT @Larakate: Listen to the #SOTU live on @NPR’s @TwitterSpaces and join the convo with NPR journalists. Another first for Spaces go @EricZ…
• Mar 1, 2022 10:00 PM@the_yeti Bomb shelters, no, but fallout? Again, probably not because of open ends and airflow/ventilation.
• Mar 1, 2022 6:26 PMRT @yayalexisgay: I love when a friend tries to pitch me on an open role at their company as though they haven’t spent years of our friends…
• Mar 1, 2022 4:49 PMRT @WarehamDean: March 22 I'm doing a songwriting class with the help of @JimDeRogatis, online at Old Town School of Folk Music in Chicago.…
• Mar 1, 2022 4:47 PMSeriously @SFBART, @sfmta_muni, any idea? ☝🏻
• Mar 1, 2022 4:45 PMRT @MLE_Online: Bots hard at work today. I got a notification that I had new followers. They were four firstnamebunchanumbers accounts that…
• Mar 1, 2022 4:07 PMI’m assuming they are too exposed at tunnel entrances and the open-air stations.
• Mar 1, 2022 4:07 PMWould BART and MUNI tunnels make effective fallout shelters? Asking for ~850,000 friends.
• Mar 1, 2022 3:18 PM@amdev @boo Try promoting a Tweet with a Twitter poll in it. The engagement is so much higher than a regular promoted Tweet.
• Mar 1, 2022 2:54 PM@seb_m Any major dude will tell you.
• Mar 1, 2022 4:34 AMRT @scottjshapiro: The five minutes that the ICBMs are in the air will be unbearable on here