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Nov 30, 2021 7:16 PM
I ♡ 280 https://t.co/AFPugAQ4Pg
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Nov 30, 2021 4:06 PM
@SFBART car 1596 (outbound to Berryessa) could use a new seat cushion. https://t.co/XUFPdN1lbY
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Nov 30, 2021 2:56 PM
RT @markabelan: And here we go... PART TWO: Visualizing the Accumulation of Human-Made Mass ⚖️🏗️🛠️🧱🔩 (incl. 🧵) #anthropogenicmass #biomass…
Nov 30, 2021 7:33 AM
@sippey I saw the movie, but I don’t really remember it. The soundtrack, however, I’ve listened to a bazillion times.
Nov 30, 2021 6:23 AM
@tmcarr Podcasts help. I find "Omnibus" and "Says You" are good for helping wind the brain down.
Nov 30, 2021 5:23 AM
RT @kjc_san_jose: @jack thank you https://t.co/83EfomkO2u
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Nov 30, 2021 5:22 AM
@trichris Never.
Nov 30, 2021 5:22 AM
@nelson If only.
Nov 30, 2021 5:07 AM
RT @nelson: It feels like there needs to be a tech industry consensus movement making a public statement about how harmful blockchain, cryp…
Nov 30, 2021 3:44 AM
@Zeke_Cao 😂😅😂
Nov 30, 2021 12:58 AM
@AlexCartaz @karaswisher @CaseyNewton Also, if our^H^H^H their problems *were* technical then how would the current CTO be the right choice…
Nov 30, 2021 12:38 AM
RT @ysr1729: Come join the #TwitterVMTeam. Twitter is looking for a Staff Engineer, JIT Compilers & Performance. https://t.co/DbM6TXluto…
Nov 29, 2021 11:35 PM
Tune in this Thursday AM for bad takes, awkward silences, and why @jayholler and I should be co-CEOs of Twitter. https://t.co/i5FDd8jRRn
Nov 29, 2021 9:28 PM
@jayholler @Zeke_Cao Besides, it might get crazier between now and Thursday AM.
Nov 29, 2021 9:25 PM
@msilver @NowImCassie Don’t think I ever made to inbox 2MM.
Nov 29, 2021 9:24 PM
@msilver @NowImCassie This was more or less where I was before losing access to work email. https://t.co/OKyE1X4A1C
Nov 29, 2021 7:17 PM
RT @CaseyNewton: I initially doubted the stories about Jack stepping down because they cited “people familiar with his thinking.” I was lik…
Nov 29, 2021 5:56 PM
@posco Amen.
Nov 29, 2021 5:41 PM
How many shares of $TWTR do you have to own in order to be considered an "activist investor"?
Nov 29, 2021 3:54 PM
@nelson New CEO
Nov 29, 2021 3:52 PM
What a fucking disaster.
Nov 29, 2021 3:05 PM
In my first act as the new CEO of Twitter I will be allowing the use of non-Latin characters in @-handles.
Nov 29, 2021 3:04 PM
RT @wongmjane: If I become Twitter CEO, I’ll participate in all product approval process, where I’ll be live tweeting all of the prototypes…
Nov 29, 2021 2:55 PM
I’d only support @jack stepping down if they are gonna make @leslieberland the new CEO. https://t.co/1fozwc7FYE
Nov 29, 2021 2:51 PM
That may seem like a low bar, but it’s a feat that is easier said than done given that no one really knows what Twitter is.
Nov 29, 2021 2:51 PM
It’d be a mistake to replace Jack with some rando. Jack may not have moved the needle on shareholder value but he didn’t destroy Twitte. ht…
Nov 29, 2021 2:27 PM
RT @smdiehl: Ever notice how there's a huge disconnect between how the VC thought leader class talks about NFTs and crypto coins, and how y…
Nov 29, 2021 4:27 AM
@liviutudor @emilyst A decentralized self-own is still a self-own, be it on the blockchain or layer 4.
Nov 29, 2021 3:59 AM
RT @emilyst: The Internet's already decentralized
Nov 29, 2021 1:06 AM
@catia3045 Congratulations!
Nov 29, 2021 1:04 AM
@ClaraJeffery 🤔 https://t.co/woHkJSr0rw
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Nov 29, 2021 12:55 AM
Beach day. We spotted a massive dead fish (probably a sturgeon or a dinosaur) washed up on the beach. https://t.co/HCKGJUUPZq
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Nov 29, 2021 12:34 AM
RT @firepile: Omfg
Nov 28, 2021 9:09 PM
SF is in decline. https://t.co/GYVJd0NJeO
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Nov 28, 2021 5:35 PM
@christhalinger Happy birthday Chris!!!
Nov 28, 2021 5:10 AM
Anyway, my $0.02 is that you shouldn’t listen to millionaire VCs who are scared of people that disagree with them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/…
Nov 28, 2021 5:10 AM
It’s painfully obvious how Chris Dixon’s timeline ends up if he keeps blocking everyone who doesn’t believe what he believes. https://t.c…
Nov 28, 2021 5:10 AM
"crypto" or "web3" or "blockchain" or whatever you want to call it is a bubble powered by VCs hell-bent on burying their heads in the sand …
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Nov 28, 2021 3:36 AM
@cdixon @stevesi web3 isn’t a movement, it’s a bunch of rich folks trying to make artificial scarcity and DRM a thing.
Nov 28, 2021 2:26 AM
RT @TheOnion: Report: Majority Of Psychological Experiments Conducted In 1970s Just Crimes https://t.co/mUlEyn5NWz https://t.co/ABAHbaL3cC
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Nov 28, 2021 1:01 AM
@robmalchow Ugh.
Nov 27, 2021 9:42 PM
@Zeke_Cao I just tweet what the muse tells me to tweet.
Nov 27, 2021 9:34 PM
The Necronomicron
Nov 27, 2021 9:10 PM
@prtytbl It seems like a chill scene…mostly middle-aged dads and their kids…I say go for it!
Nov 27, 2021 8:59 PM
RT @fermatslibrary: Debian Linux is the operating system used in most terminals in the International Space Station. Before 2013, it was Mic…
Nov 27, 2021 8:35 PM
SF is in decline. https://t.co/h9FCbOnqNw
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Nov 27, 2021 1:29 PM
@omnibusproject @KenJennings 60 minutes and not even one "southern Bell(e)" pun? Sheesh. https://t.co/YomfixvnNk
Nov 27, 2021 5:00 AM
RT @HenriHelvetica: https://t.co/V11xYGkU06
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Nov 27, 2021 4:37 AM
@ChelseaParlett /cc: @posco
Nov 27, 2021 2:25 AM
RT @DannyThomas: @DannyThomas is listening to @igb and @jayholler
Nov 27, 2021 1:51 AM
@jayholler Every tweet is a bit, Jay.
Nov 27, 2021 1:50 AM
Time to get the show going. Let’s start this thing, @jayholler. https://t.co/CJuAmoUWPj
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Nov 27, 2021 1:09 AM
San Francisco is not fucking around tonight, sunset-wise. https://t.co/PNYNHzCmrW
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Nov 26, 2021 9:19 PM
@daeken Allowing terminal commas in list or array declarations: [3,4,7,2,]
Nov 26, 2021 6:10 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: The weather is nice today.☀ Going to the beach? 🏖 Use extra caution as longer period swells will result in an increased li…
Nov 26, 2021 3:45 PM
@lenazun Happy birthday!!
Nov 26, 2021 2:33 PM
Want to support artists? Buy real art, not NFTs. Here’s some *amazing* photography by my buddy Chris. https://t.co/AEBjWUp0DF
Nov 26, 2021 7:11 AM
RT @kpk: Office reopenings vs covid mutations. https://t.co/OUw4uB8Mhq
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Nov 26, 2021 5:57 AM
@cravensroost @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown And a Happy Thanksgiving to your beautiful family, Sharon.
Nov 26, 2021 5:56 AM
@secretasianman We’re on the wrong side of the Fermi Paradox resolution.
Nov 26, 2021 3:22 AM
@burgessdryan Strong demogorgon vibes.
Nov 26, 2021 1:20 AM
And I’m #thankful he’s cool with us pushing tonight’s broadcast to tomorrow because I am bad at math and schedules.
Nov 26, 2021 1:20 AM
#thankful I get to host a @TwitterSpaces every week with my buddy @jayholler.
Nov 26, 2021 12:10 AM
RT @brunoborges: I wish Garbage Collectors in OpenJDK HotSpot JVM had a version just for themselves. Run a benchmark with Java X (newer) o…
Nov 25, 2021 9:51 PM
#Thanksgiving hike through the canyon. https://t.co/j1Rd8tunKW
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Nov 25, 2021 9:09 PM
@pschork @LiquidDeath Basically. https://t.co/1GZpoiPZE7
Nov 25, 2021 5:53 PM
My latest NFT just dropped. DM me all your #Bitcoin if you want it. Please don't right click. https://t.co/v5putVlnt3
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Nov 25, 2021 4:04 PM
RT @kstefanj: We've put a lot of resources into evolving and improving the Java GCs. This together with all the other great progress made i…
Nov 25, 2021 3:58 PM
RT @Sethrogen: A lot of people come at me and talk shit on Twitter hoping I’ll engage with them publicly and give them attention, but inste…
Nov 25, 2021 1:55 AM
@vinucharanya @micheal @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Yup!!!
Nov 25, 2021 1:54 AM
@micheal @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown I mean, it was a harmless snake, dead or alive. :-)
Nov 25, 2021 1:44 AM
@micheal @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Yep! We thought it was dead. It was not. The girls were intrigued/scared.
Nov 25, 2021 1:43 AM
@nimalan @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown The pic of the girls is with my iPhone…the others are all with the Nikon DSLR. https://t.co/tNyTS37BjU
Nov 25, 2021 1:27 AM
Fun nature walk along the country roads of San Francisco this AM. https://t.co/f0maR0aynQ
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Nov 25, 2021 1:20 AM
RT @NazDelam: 🚨 My first job posting 🚨 Looking for an experienced UI Engineer to join my team at Netflix to help build apps that empower…
Nov 24, 2021 6:13 PM
@nomadiktrivedi Freebirds?
Nov 24, 2021 5:42 PM
@micheal @vinucharanya Happy anniversary!!!
Nov 24, 2021 4:49 PM
NFTs are basically bottled water.
Nov 24, 2021 4:25 PM
@micheal https://t.co/lqtSlrZMCr
Nov 24, 2021 3:52 PM
@micheal It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Nov 24, 2021 2:30 PM
(It’s also quite possible I am mis-remembering you as the original poster of that YouTube link, but IIRC it was very maker-centric)
Nov 24, 2021 2:30 PM
Any chance you remember what I’m talking about and still have a link?
Nov 24, 2021 2:30 PM
I’ve been trying to find those shows on YouTube but haven;t been able to figure out the right magic search incantation.
Nov 24, 2021 2:30 PM
…it was a series of excellent deep-dives into chains, buttons, and other mechanical and electric components.
Nov 24, 2021 2:29 PM
@doctorow A while ago (i think) you posted a link to a YouTube series by a old-school maker who ran an arcade in the UK…
Nov 24, 2021 6:42 AM
RT @igb: @micheal @vinucharanya What idiot called it "Cortex" instead of "Bird Brain".
Nov 24, 2021 1:48 AM
Venture capitalists get very upset when you make fun of #crypto or celebrate San Francisco. https://t.co/2bWe4pqQIu
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Nov 23, 2021 11:52 PM
@lostinthegrid @hipsterelectron We can hate both, people. We can hate both.
Nov 23, 2021 11:51 PM
Fuck you, @SlackHQ. This error message background is a painful reminder that we traded Glitch for...*checks notes*...enterprise messaging. …
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Nov 23, 2021 10:09 PM
RT @ReyGGTV: LMFAO THEY TOOK OUT THE NOSE
Nov 23, 2021 10:08 PM
RT @doinkpatrol: the boring company bravely asks, what if trains could only carry four people
Nov 23, 2021 10:07 PM
@hipsterelectron yeah, this is a NaN-javascript hate timeline
Nov 23, 2021 10:06 PM
@hipsterelectron JSON hate != JavaScript hate
Nov 23, 2021 7:42 PM
RT @micheal: 👋🏽 I lead the EngProd team here at Pinterest. I am asked this question a lot about what to expect or ask a HM when interviewin…
Nov 23, 2021 6:03 PM
@benj_fry @ian <![CDATA[ I mean for lists of *tiny* strings with no attached semantics, ok, but there’s better support for complex string …
Nov 23, 2021 4:59 PM
@benj_fry @ian Not to be pedantic but </end> is analogous to JSON’s "]" as a list’s <element/> tags can simply be appended without a termin…
Nov 23, 2021 4:23 PM
Huh. Turns out the @netflix corporate shuttle is just one of these @DannyThomas vans. https://t.co/7sF98vCWlc
Nov 23, 2021 4:17 PM
https://t.co/giwT5QZ3Hz https://t.co/IJA3xrnwxC
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Nov 23, 2021 4:09 PM
Waiting to take the corporate shuttle into the office today. I have mixed feelings about this, transit-wise. https://t.co/RUPWop4jUU
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Nov 23, 2021 3:48 PM
@ian @benj_fry XML on the other hand…
Nov 23, 2021 2:05 PM
Pretty sure the main reason I dislike JSON is that it does not allow trailing commas in arrays.
Nov 23, 2021 4:50 AM
RT @EyanJ: https://t.co/Fjqwy1qwrz
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Nov 23, 2021 4:45 AM
We used Perforce and aside from not being able to check out a file when on an airplane it was *way* better than Git. https://t.co/gBf1oSUtDx
Nov 23, 2021 2:04 AM
@hipsterelectron I wish it had been "parallel ants" and the JVM had been used instead of Python.
Nov 22, 2021 10:23 PM
What's the biggest OSS #Java project out there that still uses Ant for its build?
Nov 22, 2021 7:31 PM
@plusplus 🤔
Nov 22, 2021 5:38 PM
RT @shemaxcodes: 👋🏾Hi all! My name is Jashema & I’m a teacher transitioning into tech. My goal is to land my first dev role by 6-22-22. I’…
Nov 22, 2021 2:59 PM
RT @alevin: Yesterday I biked from Daly City BART via Lake Merced over to the Great Highway/Walkway to visit an out-of-town friend. OMFG t…
Nov 22, 2021 2:47 AM
Hey @leslieberland, put this Tweet on a billboard! https://t.co/iCAOnvnx1n
Nov 21, 2021 10:03 PM
@lenazun Black Market Friday is Nov 26th!
Nov 21, 2021 8:44 PM
RT @beamjack: I won a 3d printer, but need filament. Is there anywhere in the SF bay area I can buy some in person on a Sunday?
Nov 21, 2021 7:38 PM
SF is in decline. https://t.co/vgnhNZOeTw
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Nov 21, 2021 2:38 PM
@srw Should have started a DAO.
Nov 21, 2021 3:19 AM
RT @caraesten: all we needed for a car-free future was looting a luxury store. thank you, looters, for your service to Urbanism.
Nov 21, 2021 3:00 AM
RT @maddiejayy: Just had a gun pulled on us for birding a public road. Fucking Louisiana. 🤦🏻♀️
Nov 21, 2021 2:35 AM
The biggest issue, by far, with @graalvm native images, is the use of JSON for resource and other configuration files.
Nov 20, 2021 10:32 PM
RT @hering_david: Thought I couldn’t love anything more than this first Dinosaur Jr anecdote and then I read the second one https://t.co/Ot…
Nov 20, 2021 4:44 PM
"Crypto" is short for…
Nov 20, 2021 2:42 AM
Sure, I *could* use homebrew, but that's not the point. Emacs installation script for MacOS (should work for x86 and M1). https://t.co/tU…
Nov 20, 2021 2:10 AM
Happy birthday @jack! https://t.co/7oK2gEOrUF
Nov 20, 2021 2:07 AM
@shelajev @AtomicJarInc Congrats!!!
Nov 20, 2021 2:04 AM
RT @brookswheelan: The pro-life/pro-murder Venn diagram is very confusing.
Nov 19, 2021 11:39 PM
RT @QuinnyPig: Sometimes an engineer will get their company to open source a project. Then there will be a couple of commits and it's never…
Nov 19, 2021 9:52 PM
RT @j_houg: You should join my team and help build Netflix's Feature Flag and Experimentation Platform! https://t.co/N37fRdquDB
Nov 19, 2021 9:34 PM
@amdev alt (con)text switching
Nov 19, 2021 8:48 PM
RT @nytimes: The parents of Anthony Huber, one of the people killed by Kyle Rittenhouse, released a statement on Friday after Rittenhouse w…
Nov 19, 2021 7:19 PM
@secretasianman @ysr1729 @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya https://t.co/zzOXh2HpZ3
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Nov 19, 2021 7:04 PM
RT @__lucab: focus week is a scam to sell more okrs... pass it on
Nov 19, 2021 6:16 PM
America. What a mess.
Nov 19, 2021 4:59 PM
@ysr1729 @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya I like "source" and "sink".
Nov 19, 2021 4:44 PM
RT @AliciaTrost: I’m available for media interviews today to talk about BART ridership. Fridays have also been very strong for us, which…
Nov 19, 2021 5:00 AM
@cdixon Ah yes, the perfect recipe for an echo chamber.
Nov 19, 2021 4:57 AM
No, really. https://t.co/4t8XFNPQgy
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Nov 19, 2021 4:44 AM
@nickcald s/Articles/Links but yeah, pretty good
Nov 18, 2021 8:33 PM
60 minutes of me explaining Ron Artest to @jayholler. #sports https://t.co/u30WFbN9UL
Nov 18, 2021 7:20 PM
@jayholler @baroquebobcat @tmbg @jpd JP’s story about @tmbg’s advice to him about securing touring vans has stayed with me over the years.
Nov 18, 2021 5:59 PM
@Stammy @Twitter Congrats!
Nov 18, 2021 5:52 PM
Reminder: @aubreychipman from @NetflixEng will be discussing developer productivity at scale with other industry experts at 10AM PT! http…
Nov 18, 2021 4:00 PM
We don’t like it any more than you do and yet here we are. https://t.co/u30WFbN9UL
Nov 18, 2021 2:22 PM
This is me in meetings. https://t.co/khUoDG3YwH
Nov 18, 2021 2:28 AM
@jobfairygeri Join us. https://t.co/dVpvqCSXga
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Nov 18, 2021 12:47 AM
SF is in decline and so are our personal brands. https://t.co/u30WFbN9UL
Nov 17, 2021 9:20 PM
RT @DpeShowdown: 👊 This Thursday 👊 🔥 DevProdEng Showdown S1E7: Developer Productivity and Software Engineering at Scale Eli Smaga at Conf…
Nov 17, 2021 4:57 PM
@firepile I scream for "NEXT SLIDE!" You scream for "NEXT SLIDE!" We all scream for "NEXT SLIDE!"
Nov 17, 2021 4:40 PM
I’m about to hop on a Zoom and give a presentation to ~20 3yos.😅
Nov 17, 2021 4:23 PM
Attempting a speed-run through my calendar today.
Nov 17, 2021 4:22 PM
If you have experience with large-scale microservices, @ApacheMesos and/or k8s, JVMs, or AWS then check out the SRE roles here at @netflix!…
Nov 17, 2021 4:19 PM
RT @burgessdryan: Where are all the talented SREs? Our CORE engineering team at Netflix is actively hiring Senior Site Reliability Enginee…
Nov 17, 2021 3:47 PM
@vinucharanya @jayholler Yes.
Nov 17, 2021 2:44 PM
Like if your Twitter account is over 1️⃣5️⃣ years old… https://t.co/qBNkbZNwLv
Nov 17, 2021 5:55 AM
@shreyas TV show: You
Nov 17, 2021 5:55 AM
RT @MLE_Online: It's not like having a sports arena named after a chain of stores that sells paper and printers wasn't stupid. It was. But…
Nov 17, 2021 5:51 AM
I read Twitter for the articles. https://t.co/ninkgdqVtl
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Nov 17, 2021 5:34 AM
The end is nigh. https://t.co/uhZoGEKKPN
Nov 17, 2021 3:39 AM
@Lolo_6_7 @Sony Je pense que ce sera.
Nov 17, 2021 2:53 AM
@tedd5u Glad to see it survived the re-branding.
Nov 17, 2021 12:48 AM
Also, please don't ruin this Tweet for me by telling me it's some in joke or reference for a show.
Nov 17, 2021 12:48 AM
RT's are not endorsements, but I 100% endorse social media brand managers with zero fucks to give. https://t.co/hRTnrmcpyi
Nov 17, 2021 12:14 AM
RT @aalmiray: Where do the cool kids hang out to ask questions on configuring @graalvm native image? I’ve got a few regarding resource load…
Nov 16, 2021 8:26 PM
@javawithjiva @hipsterelectron Counterpoint: *every other* Neal Stephenson is great. . . . Anathem: great REAMDE: garbage seveneves: great …
Nov 16, 2021 8:01 PM
@MrRyanGuthrie @TwitterEng It takes about three weeks from your last day at Twitter for it to arrive. Make sure your resignation has been p…
Nov 16, 2021 6:21 PM
@shanemhansen Ah…GCP?
Nov 16, 2021 5:57 PM
@shanemhansen What’s going on?
Nov 16, 2021 4:59 PM
RT @nikitabier: The most dangerous logical fallacy in tech is conflating the amount of money flowing into something as some sort of validat…
Nov 16, 2021 5:31 AM
@ntakayama @mergesort @jayholler And you had to have filled out the form *before* your last day.
Nov 16, 2021 5:06 AM
@Zeke_Cao @srw I usually paid someone else to complete my ethics training.
Nov 16, 2021 3:29 AM
@satanjeev City College?
Nov 15, 2021 10:09 PM
Got this awesome thing in the mail today! #LoveWhereYouWorked https://t.co/7m2GmGq2ew
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Nov 15, 2021 4:56 PM
This is new. 😬 https://t.co/NMV7AMTKd8
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Nov 15, 2021 4:50 PM
RT @SFBART: This historic investment will support: -Upgrading our Train Control system to increase frequency through the Transbay Tube -…
Nov 15, 2021 9:56 AM
RT @brunoborges: Thank god our family is safe in the car under a bridge, but the heavy rains in BC pushed down a mudslide that dragged cars…
Nov 15, 2021 2:21 AM
AR seems *so* untapped and *so* much more useful than VR right now. Right? Why did we stop at Google Glass™?
Nov 14, 2021 10:18 PM
Outbound we took our bikes on BART which was single tracking for repairs. Inbound was all downhill so we cruised home thru Excelsior. 🚊 🤝 🚲…
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Nov 14, 2021 9:03 PM
SF is in decline. https://t.co/HIvxaM1FnS
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Nov 14, 2021 2:36 PM
@ianbrown A yes, I see we've reached the "comparing self to Jesus" part of this musical act narrative arc.
Nov 14, 2021 3:55 AM
@mjduigou Don’t hate the player, Mike, hate the game.
Nov 14, 2021 3:54 AM
@ktosopl Yeah, maybe "standard" is putting it too strongly. :-)
Nov 14, 2021 3:52 AM
@ktosopl https://t.co/OZontSytdv
Nov 14, 2021 3:50 AM
@ktosopl Just standard notation for "million".
Nov 14, 2021 3:39 AM
Bidding for my latest NFT starts at $1MM USD. My DMs are open. Serious offers only. https://t.co/S94oOmovUl
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Nov 14, 2021 2:17 AM
@isaach Was the audio mono or right-channel-only stereo?
Nov 13, 2021 10:45 PM
RT @lindsey: I've done this lecture a lot, but it never occurred to me that the "online systems"/"offline systems" dichotomy is precisely t…
Nov 13, 2021 10:24 PM
RT @eevee: finally figured out why "NFTs allow me to support artists!" leaves such a bad taste in my mouth it's a lie! NFTs are really as…
Nov 13, 2021 10:17 PM
Everyone posting to this hellsite is a "Creator". https://t.co/aDllnBUp7a
Nov 13, 2021 1:53 AM
@DannyThomas @jayholler We need to get Twitter Product to focus on Destroyers as well as Creators. /cc:@kayvz
Nov 13, 2021 1:49 AM
RT @MNateShyamalan: what idiot called it trading NFTs instead of monkey laundering
Nov 13, 2021 1:35 AM
@shatil @jayholler Right? I haven’t tied my own shoes in years.
Nov 13, 2021 1:15 AM
@micheal @heyjoshua @vinucharanya @Twitter @QuinnyPig @elsabirch @ApacheAurora Which, given that it’s Hadoop, is a bit ironic.
Nov 13, 2021 1:14 AM
@micheal @heyjoshua @vinucharanya @Twitter @QuinnyPig @elsabirch @ApacheAurora IIRC the challenges with Hadoop were less around identity (n…
Nov 13, 2021 1:12 AM
@micheal @heyjoshua @vinucharanya @Twitter @QuinnyPig @elsabirch @ApacheAurora (Also stares in Hadoop)
Nov 13, 2021 1:12 AM
@micheal @heyjoshua @vinucharanya @Twitter @QuinnyPig @elsabirch Stares in @ApacheAurora.
Nov 13, 2021 12:57 AM
@jayholler https://t.co/3TKrFyI0lX
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Nov 13, 2021 12:45 AM
@dpkagrawal @micheal @Twitter @QuinnyPig @vinucharanya https://t.co/YoLkW21EXd
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Nov 13, 2021 12:40 AM
@heyjoshua @vinucharanya @micheal @Twitter @QuinnyPig Previously: https://t.co/suCCwyFK8A
Nov 12, 2021 10:30 PM
As the O.G. PM for @twitter's internal billing service, @micheal was into "cloud economics" *way* before @QuinnyPig made it cool. https://t…
Nov 12, 2021 10:22 PM
@micheal 3.2 billion!? You could build massive data centers for that. Why would anyone do this?!!
Nov 12, 2021 10:22 PM
RT @LastWeekinAWS: “There’s a dedicated team at Pinterest, called the Infrastructure Governance Team, a cross-functional team with folks fr…
Nov 12, 2021 9:58 PM
RT @birdwatch: We’re looking for an Engineering Manager for Birdwatch. Want to create a better informed world by empowering people to help…
Nov 12, 2021 8:45 PM
RT @NWischoff: can confirm that it is 10x easier to raise $5M than to get to 500 twitter followers
Nov 12, 2021 2:59 PM
What I liked about Web 2.0 was that everyone got to be a creator.
Nov 12, 2021 2:41 PM
And people say I’m hard to shop for… https://t.co/DRA4A7jdgb
Nov 12, 2021 6:18 AM
RT @the_yeti: @NWSBayArea its 65deg in SF at 21:00. Its also November. Y’all sleeping?
Nov 12, 2021 4:19 AM
RT @SarahJamieLewis: You realize that you can just do p2p right? You can open a socket and stream data to a group of friend, half way aroun…
Nov 12, 2021 2:10 AM
LFG!!! https://t.co/DqLKSSXKbc
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Nov 12, 2021 2:10 AM
What could possibly go wrong? https://t.co/KyPtiSrfIx
Nov 12, 2021 2:05 AM
Decisions, decisions. https://t.co/SnYZxo28jS
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Nov 11, 2021 8:26 PM
My kid is smarter than Aaron Rodgers. https://t.co/AEtff4WYHc
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Nov 11, 2021 5:49 AM
@arrdem Shapr3D (on iPad)
Nov 11, 2021 5:07 AM
RT @igb: Every time I see the "What's happening?" prompt in @twitter, I picture @mcpb struggling to not type: "i keep my dreadlocks in a na…
Nov 11, 2021 4:45 AM
Tune in tomorrow evening to hear @jayholler & I explain why cryptocurrencies are fucking dumb unless you are adding #Bitcoin to our tipjars…
Nov 11, 2021 3:58 AM
@kewkimunster Every time.
Nov 11, 2021 3:42 AM
RT @kewkimunster: @igb That little section of 280 over by highway 92.. The views warm my soul 😌
Nov 11, 2021 2:35 AM
I ♡ 280 https://t.co/1dKBvjxTtp
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Nov 10, 2021 7:38 PM
RT @ndimichino: Oh my god https://t.co/EYLWIV4XhT
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Nov 10, 2021 7:37 PM
RT @LastWeekinAWS: For this episode Micheal Benedict (@micheal) who is leading Engineering Productivity at Pinterest, is here to talk Pinte…
Nov 10, 2021 2:51 PM
RT @Foone: I've got knuckle tats. left hand: WGET right hand: CURL
Nov 10, 2021 2:49 PM
@jayholler @TwitterBlue If I pay for @TwitterBlue then I shouldn’t have to get promoted Tweets in my TL.
Nov 10, 2021 2:46 PM
@jayholler @TwitterBlue Like https://t.co/9EiW9HMSW9 for instance.
Nov 10, 2021 2:37 PM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: The moment you've all been waiting for #HiveMind... Spelling Bee merch is finally here! Shirts, totes, hats, baby ones…
Nov 10, 2021 8:38 AM
Literally one out of every 4 Tweets on my web TL right now is a promoted Tweet. This is a bug, right? /cc:@boo
Nov 10, 2021 7:55 AM
@zkiehl @TwitterBlue I still have ads on @TwitterBlue so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 10, 2021 5:39 AM
How much do I have to pay per month for Vine videos to be viewable again?
Nov 10, 2021 5:26 AM
.@TwitterBlue is worth every penny. That said I still think it’s features should be part of the free experience for everyone. https://t.co…
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Nov 9, 2021 9:27 PM
RT @film_girl: I can't believe this website is only $36
Nov 9, 2021 4:26 PM
*Commuter Science
Nov 9, 2021 4:26 PM
One of the hardest problems in CS* is optimizing a two-phase commute.
Nov 9, 2021 3:08 PM
@jayholler @micheal https://t.co/JhjAuH1t2f
Nov 9, 2021 2:43 PM
RT @brewster_kahle: San Francisco: If #xfinity still down tomorrow and you need Internet... come to the @InternetArchive after 8am. We h…
Nov 9, 2021 1:54 PM
RT @mattblaze: The reaction to this illustrates the Great Divide in America, which is between those who’ve read Caro and those who haven’t.
Nov 9, 2021 1:25 PM
RT @igb: Have opinions on build vs. buy? Monorepos vs. multi-repos? Emacs vs. vi? Then don't miss @NetflixEng's @PhillipaAvery's talk at #Q…
Nov 9, 2021 4:33 AM
@jobfairygeri *checks rulebook* You are good. It doesn’t count. Especially if they want to watch something other than Michael Jordan highl…
Nov 9, 2021 4:23 AM
@miradu Please don’t.
Nov 9, 2021 4:21 AM
This fucken guy. https://t.co/U0XB5obeiY
Nov 9, 2021 4:20 AM
.@AaronRodgers12 is a fucking idiot. And a bad person. #GoBears #MNF
Nov 9, 2021 3:49 AM
Hey parents, remember: #MNF and other live televised sporting events don’t count as screen time for kids.
Nov 9, 2021 3:37 AM
RT @eevee: discord destroyed irc, reddit and twitter destroyed phpbb forums, facebook destroyed blogs. all are investing in cryprocurrency…
Nov 9, 2021 3:18 AM
RT @hpcfarmer: Today we have open sourced GCGC, a Java GC visualization tool created by our intern @ellisbrown_code with help from @JohnWin…
Nov 9, 2021 12:32 AM
@sayrer +1 on La Corneta…I had a burrito from there for lunch today 🌯💯
Nov 8, 2021 11:21 PM
Imagine getting owned by both Big Bird and Robert A. Caro in the same week. https://t.co/CAhpS0k932
Nov 8, 2021 9:59 PM
@spaceriker @ABBA Big day for you, buddy.
Nov 8, 2021 9:41 PM
RT @laurieontech: Oh look, it's my team! @vasanthasokan does a whole deep dive on the type of teammate we're looking for. Would love to w…
Nov 8, 2021 9:32 PM
Have opinions on build vs. buy? Monorepos vs. multi-repos? Emacs vs. vi? Then don't miss @NetflixEng's @PhillipaAvery's talk at #QConPlus! …
Nov 8, 2021 6:53 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Panel: @mon_beck, @giltene, @toddlmontgomery, and myself will discuss trade-offs between JIT and AOT! #QConPlus https://…
Nov 8, 2021 6:23 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: First presentation: My colleagues @mattbytes and Jeff Balk will present performance comparisons between popular cpu arch…
Nov 8, 2021 4:52 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Super excited to be hosting the Performance Track today at #QConPlus. We have three great presentations + a panel. Hope…
Nov 8, 2021 4:17 AM
RT @igb: A perfect ending to a singular day. Nothing better than a quiet dinner with the family. http://t.co/uHuzQ583do
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Nov 8, 2021 4:01 AM
surely the decrease in productivity caused by DST to working parents with small children hurts the economy more than farmers waking up early
Nov 8, 2021 3:07 AM
RT @Scott_Wiener: Stop. Just stop.
Nov 8, 2021 12:03 AM
@sayrer T.R.O.Y. was in heavy car-stereo rotation in high school and "The World Is Yours" was always playing on the Walkman in college.
Nov 7, 2021 4:49 PM
@DaraClifford @Twitter Wow! Amazing run Dara! Congrats and best of luck on the next thing!
Nov 7, 2021 4:01 PM
@baroquebobcat It’s been looping in my head all morning.
Nov 7, 2021 3:17 PM
@petrillic Congrats on getting through half a decade at the bird factory…was always awesome working with you. Best of luck on what’s next!
Nov 7, 2021 1:44 PM
@rit It’s the Shai-Hulud of ear worms.
Nov 7, 2021 1:29 PM
"Bene Gesserit", but sung like the chorus of Elton John’s "Benny and the Jets".
Nov 7, 2021 3:57 AM
RT @btoddrichards: I just deleted Meta.
Nov 7, 2021 2:39 AM
@heyjoshua Hah! @DannyThomas recommended this to me a few days ago. Adding to tomorrow’s AM show rotation!
Nov 7, 2021 1:25 AM
@nus Pretty sure we first worked together on Millennium Falcon back in 2013. /cc: @engsvcs https://t.co/MW2he60wTh
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Nov 6, 2021 10:17 PM
You shouldn’t be allowed to tweet without proof of vaccination.
Nov 6, 2021 9:58 PM
@john_overholt "Third Planet From Altair" and "Journey Under The Sea"
Nov 6, 2021 7:14 PM
RT @ReinH: having brain worms is not a protected class
Nov 6, 2021 7:14 PM
RT @ReinH: a way you can use NFTs to improve hiring is you ask the candidate if they own any NFTs and if they say yes you don't hire them
Nov 6, 2021 3:30 PM
The metaverse, but built on Infocom’s Z-machine: "You are standing in an open office plan, west of a whiteboard."
Nov 6, 2021 5:45 AM
RT @mattbytes: Hey all, don't forget, my talk is on Monday at 8AM Pacific! #performance #CPU https://t.co/mV4c1bzupr
Nov 6, 2021 3:50 AM
RT @QuinnyPig: Massively Multiplayer Notepad.exe
Nov 6, 2021 3:49 AM
RT @QuinnyPig: "An AWS Demo App"
Nov 6, 2021 3:47 AM
@QuinnyPig @RealGeneKim Netflix
Nov 5, 2021 11:57 PM
@nus Congrats on a epic run! It was a privilege to work with you over the years. I can’t wait to see what you do next!
Nov 5, 2021 9:47 PM
@micheal Stay strong. Keep hating on The Metaverse™ with the rest of us.
Nov 5, 2021 8:29 PM
@ysr1729 @catsynth I'd love to see the statistics on car/car car/cyclist car/pedestrian accidents in right-on-red scenarios.
Nov 5, 2021 8:27 PM
@ysr1729 It's worth noting the point made by @catsynth about social pressure when choosing *not* to turn on red but there are cars behind y…
Nov 5, 2021 8:25 PM
@ysr1729 It just *feels* like an activity that might overload a driver's brain (too many factors to consider) and lead to an accident.
Nov 5, 2021 8:22 PM
@ysr1729 ...where the view of the oncoming traffic was obstructed by a newly constructed parklet.
Nov 5, 2021 8:21 PM
@ysr1729 No, definitely a legit question...I tweeted this after watching a motorist almost get t-boned trying to turn right on red...
Nov 5, 2021 8:18 PM
@john_coomes I was definitely getting looks from the spandex and clips crowd as they blew past me on the climb. :-)
Nov 5, 2021 6:42 PM
Pretty stoked that the new gig has a monthly "day-of-rest" too. https://t.co/V4n7lGSFhX
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Nov 5, 2021 3:23 PM
@amdev https://t.co/KMXN1YsHVT
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Nov 5, 2021 1:45 PM
RT @karlstoney: Just switched to @graalvm in our @ApacheSolr deployment (Just the JIT - so drop in JDK replacement) and observed a 15%ish…
Nov 5, 2021 2:12 AM
शुभ दीपावली!!! https://t.co/8yGTZq3Je1
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Nov 5, 2021 2:12 AM
Happy #Diwali !!! https://t.co/I8bDSevos4
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Nov 5, 2021 1:13 AM
@jayholler MM stands for "Makin’ Money"
Nov 5, 2021 12:46 AM
@jayholler Or, you know, a more chill data structure would work too.
Nov 4, 2021 8:24 PM
RT @doriantaylor: why is it web3 and not wwwwwwwww
Nov 4, 2021 4:15 PM
@jayholler And here is the podcast I mentioned: https://t.co/lWVy0vChbA
Nov 4, 2021 4:10 PM
@jayholler Vine is so broken but maybe this will play for you folks. https://t.co/O9d3FVRO9t
Nov 4, 2021 5:10 AM
https://t.co/CqpJvUhJNH
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Nov 4, 2021 4:53 AM
RT @zeuxcg: Thrilled to announce that Luau, a gradually typed language derived from Lua we've been working on for a few years now, is open-…
Nov 4, 2021 4:49 AM
RT @CasualEffects: I'm happy to share that Roblox's extended Lua scripting language, Luau, is now open source. That includes the language,…
Nov 4, 2021 4:09 AM
RT @jack: Wow this is excellent #TheHarderTheyFall https://t.co/LTOv9fKZ8P
Nov 4, 2021 3:26 AM
RT @ReinH: the basic reason the right keeps winning elections is the right want violence and know they will get it while the left want just…
Nov 4, 2021 3:08 AM
@roach That movie rules.
Nov 4, 2021 3:01 AM
A nice night for an evening. https://t.co/u80kgqjbe9
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Nov 4, 2021 1:47 AM
@americanmegalo Unintended.
Nov 4, 2021 1:43 AM
The takes are bad but the vibes are good. https://t.co/py86TO1U3C
Nov 3, 2021 11:22 PM
@nimalan ACAB
Nov 3, 2021 11:12 PM
@ssgtmas @gpapilion @jayholler @micheal @NuttySwiss We do, once we get out of NHO. But for now we just watch the show until they think we a…
Nov 3, 2021 11:11 PM
RT @wongmjane: TIL https://t.co/kp7N6mxRyn where they mirror linux distro repos and various open source projects https://t.co/UVKg0r5ecn
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Nov 3, 2021 11:01 PM
@gpapilion @jayholler @micheal @NuttySwiss Nah, just sitting around watching "Squid Game" with the rest of my NHO cohort.
Nov 3, 2021 10:53 PM
@gpapilion @jayholler @micheal @NuttySwiss Nah, he can’t. I added him to the shadowban list right before I left.
Nov 3, 2021 10:45 PM
@micheal @jayholler @NuttySwiss Plz verify me.
Nov 3, 2021 6:17 PM
RT @rpalcolea: Don't miss this episode! @AubreyChipman will be there and she is amazing! @NetflixEng @NebulaPlugins
Nov 3, 2021 6:13 PM
RT @DpeShowdown: 🔥 DevProdEng Showdown S1E7: Developer Productivity and Software Engineering at Scale Eli Smaga at Confluent, @aubreychipm…
Nov 3, 2021 3:38 PM
A "No Right On Red" rule for *every* stoplight would make drivers, cyclists, and pedestrians *a lot* safer, yes?
Nov 3, 2021 5:06 AM
@MScDigital This is some grifty shit.
Nov 3, 2021 2:57 AM
RT @SFBART: No trains, no stations, just vibes https://t.co/uB1WPULJeT
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Nov 3, 2021 2:10 AM
RT @ChrisGSeaton: People think compilers are a low-level kind of programming - they aren't! If your language allows you to output an array…
Nov 2, 2021 1:43 PM
@amdev Is…is this a legit question or a clever but subtle pun that I am not getting. 🤔
Nov 2, 2021 3:09 AM
RT @lindsey: distributed systems practitioners: have you ever come across a use of matrix clocks in practice?
Nov 2, 2021 2:23 AM
Hate to say it but FFS please add a crypto field to the Twitter profile so I don’t have to see .eth on every idiot’s Twitter display name.
Nov 2, 2021 2:17 AM
RT @andreitr: The #artbots have reached $384 in pledged monthly support on Patreon. I am so grateful to this wonderful community for suppor…
Nov 1, 2021 8:00 PM
@trav_downs Congrats Travis!
Nov 1, 2021 7:45 PM
@cupeepn Happy Birthday!
Nov 1, 2021 2:22 PM
@kirinjaan @AahnaBrown https://t.co/mzCm0a84Jb
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Nov 1, 2021 2:02 PM
12AM: finishes 1st season of "Stranger Things". 6AM: police knock on door, investigating unidentified trespasser at empty house next door
Nov 1, 2021 6:37 AM
RT @rossjanderson: The Trojan Source vulnerability allows supply-chain attacks on software written in C, C++, Go, Java, Javascript, Python…
Nov 1, 2021 6:33 AM
RT @zachklein: This used to be a highway. Then it became a park. Then they made it a highway again. Today it’s Halloween for hundreds of ki…
Nov 1, 2021 5:24 AM
https://t.co/EzIh7Ncppi https://t.co/S5Mr7JaQ1W
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Nov 1, 2021 5:00 AM
RT @CGuntur: Follow @Java. One of the best Twitter handles to follow in the #Java ecosystem.
Nov 1, 2021 2:58 AM
Fireworks on Halloween seem like a bad idea. Pretty loud boom just now in Glen Park.
Nov 1, 2021 2:22 AM
🔥🎃🔥 🎶 Bonfires burning bright 🎶 🎶 Pumpkin faces in the night 🎶 🎶 I remember Halloween 🎶 https://t.co/vVvFXXbhLP
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