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Oct 31, 2021 5:26 AM
Web 2.0 > web3
Oct 31, 2021 3:34 AM
@sundararajan_a Amen.
Oct 31, 2021 3:30 AM
but we all acknowledge that "web3" has fuck-all to do with the WWW and is just internet-scale MLM right?
Oct 31, 2021 3:28 AM
s/me/almost all of us https://t.co/7hVsEK2HBG
Oct 31, 2021 1:22 AM
RT @avibryant: Carmack is incapable of bullshit and I love it.
Oct 30, 2021 11:06 PM
RT @beajammingh: For Halloween I'm going as a surprise re-org, with your favourite director/manager leaving out of the blue to "spend more…
Oct 30, 2021 9:36 PM
My 7yo kid and her friends have failed over to @Minecraft for their online play date this afternoon. https://t.co/88cgzOlDBv
Oct 30, 2021 6:26 PM
RT @bcantrill: Google Meet's background noise elimination is so good, it gaslights speakers who find themselves profusely apologizing for a…
Oct 30, 2021 6:16 PM
@ysr1729 @psharpe @davidjrusek @gregburd @OtterTuneAI @christhalinger But to Ramki’s point it was a generic framework for using BayesOpt to…
Oct 30, 2021 6:15 PM
@ysr1729 @psharpe @davidjrusek @gregburd @OtterTuneAI @christhalinger did use AutoTune to find optimizations for Graal tho (see the present…
Oct 30, 2021 6:12 PM
@psharpe @davidjrusek @gregburd @OtterTuneAI @ysr1729 @heyjoshua We’d all be happy to answer any questions you might have though.
Oct 30, 2021 6:11 PM
@psharpe @davidjrusek @gregburd @OtterTuneAI There’s a number of videos by @ysr1729 and @heyjoshua out there on the #TwitterVMTeam’s work w…
Oct 30, 2021 6:06 PM
@davidjrusek @gregburd @OtterTuneAI The re-orgs last November didn’t really help.
Oct 30, 2021 5:31 PM
@norootcause I reported into 13 different managers over my 8.5 years at @Twitter.
Oct 30, 2021 5:05 PM
@marius Not the Eng ones. :-( I was hoping NHO was just gonna be my cohort bing-watching "Squid Games".
Oct 30, 2021 4:57 AM
@goldman … … …in SF?
Oct 30, 2021 4:47 AM
@andyjcarroll Thanks Andy!
Oct 30, 2021 4:42 AM
FFS https://t.co/NCEpZBhe5g
Oct 30, 2021 4:25 AM
@ArtHouse @TwitterLive Twitter is great when it’s about everyone having the same voice. It’s less great when it’s a Instagram/Facebook/Meta…
Oct 30, 2021 4:24 AM
@ArtHouse @TwitterLive So what’s a "Creator"? I mean, like, aren’t we all adding content to this thing?
Oct 30, 2021 3:58 AM
I have survived Week 1 of NHO and have advanced to Week 2. https://t.co/qBl902YsCc
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Oct 30, 2021 3:06 AM
@TwitterSupport @jayholler What’s a "creator"? And what makes a creator "select"?
Oct 30, 2021 2:11 AM
@dschonbe @jayholler Sort of. Prescience is a known, if uncommon, side-effect of spice consumption. The "leaks" are actually just glimpses …
Oct 29, 2021 11:45 PM
@jayholler @secretasianman @n8foo Yeah, fuck those guys. But I can still have the glasses that allow me to Tweet on the DL while I pretend …
Oct 29, 2021 9:37 PM
I ♡ BART https://t.co/dUf9WWzC9v
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Oct 29, 2021 9:32 PM
@pragashjj Keep digging, @elonmusk. Keep digging.
Oct 29, 2021 8:57 PM
s/text messaging people/tweeting https://t.co/rZKFI2UOq8
Oct 29, 2021 8:06 PM
RT @cliff_click: https://t.co/lHHZXWVytC CCC 10/29: AA update, vcalls, ambiguous calls & op overload, refcnt vs GC. Human timescales. imm…
Oct 29, 2021 7:30 PM
@mistermocha @chadwickh @jayholler Look, if I can't sleep then we should all get online and talk about it.
Oct 29, 2021 6:43 PM
@micheal My tipjar is ready, it's just that no-one is willing to pay me for my thought-leadership Tweets.
Oct 29, 2021 5:52 PM
RT @BabblingBrookeA: actually Meta is the name of the company. Facebook is the monster
Oct 29, 2021 4:18 PM
@micheal https://t.co/8wkqGNsv7f
Oct 29, 2021 3:42 PM
@jayholler @Zeke_Cao @Ramin_DK Doesn’t take much egging.
Oct 29, 2021 3:01 PM
RT @RosemaryMosco: Good morning, would you like some facts about pigeons? Having just released a book about them, I now mostly consist of p…
Oct 29, 2021 1:59 PM
@ArcaneWarrior13 @jayholler On brand.
Oct 29, 2021 1:58 PM
@markyjackson5 @jayholler WHERE’S MY MONEY JAY?
Oct 29, 2021 5:48 AM
RT @hspter: I unfortunately have a somewhat exhaustive knowledge of terrible VR representations in movies from the 90s, and I can't shake t…
Oct 29, 2021 4:43 AM
RT @hellodonavon: I can't believe they did it. https://t.co/ORx6iiSuE9
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Oct 29, 2021 3:46 AM
RT @ahl: The VC hot takes on the virtues of capitalism and perils of a wealth tax. It’s a good look for you; keep it up!
Oct 29, 2021 3:44 AM
It’s like a really shitty podcast. https://t.co/lthc3VtbGv
Oct 29, 2021 3:41 AM
RT @Son_of_a_Thomp: I’m staying here on Tweta.
Oct 29, 2021 2:46 AM
RT @JamesGleick: “Meta” has been a useful word and concept. I’ll miss it.
Oct 29, 2021 1:17 AM
WTF https://t.co/bL5D1df5nh
Oct 28, 2021 8:16 PM
RT @ContraPoints: I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke
Oct 28, 2021 6:42 PM
@ruchowdh @jayholler point 2: name is also taken by Ron Artest.
Oct 28, 2021 6:35 PM
Strong Ron Artest vibes from this @Facebook re-brand.
Oct 28, 2021 4:59 PM
My dentist is not appreciating my "The gum jabber, the high-handed enemy.” jokes. https://t.co/CfReWKIXL6
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Oct 28, 2021 4:30 PM
@Alounatix @NetflixEng Thanks Aline! It was awesome to work with you!
Oct 28, 2021 4:28 AM
@doriantaylor more like NFDeez amirite?
Oct 28, 2021 4:22 AM
What idiot called it a "pumpkin spice latte" instead of "Chai-hulud"?
Oct 28, 2021 2:54 AM
This is super frustrating because: 1) most people in a Space don’t have the mic. 2) most of the takes in a Space are bad
Oct 28, 2021 2:48 AM
Why is there no 🤔 or 🤦♀️ reaction emoji in @TwitterSpaces? There's no way to react to crazy bad takes if you don't have the mic.
Oct 28, 2021 2:30 AM
@baroquebobcat Dire indeed. https://t.co/Cmm0PBPOjl
Oct 28, 2021 1:49 AM
@allwaysaboutme @NetflixEng Thank you Caroline!
Oct 28, 2021 1:15 AM
RT @NoContextBrits: https://t.co/ur8Pauf08m
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Oct 27, 2021 11:33 PM
Tune in tomorrow evening as @jayholler and I go from bad to worse and then on into whatever is more worse than worse. https://t.co/bL5D1df5…
Oct 27, 2021 11:26 PM
@MusicProducerPK @NetflixEng Thank you Kamal!
Oct 27, 2021 10:49 PM
RT @linecook: so basically everything is going to get worse and worse until we die. super cool country we've got here
Oct 27, 2021 10:06 PM
@cacoco Happy birthday!
Oct 27, 2021 10:05 PM
@hoverbird I'm not saying that I think this is a good idea, but I do sort of *want* a mobile device that only does Tweets.
Oct 27, 2021 9:28 PM
Pretty rad interview and Q&A with @DannyThomas , one of the awesome people I get to work with on the JVM Ecosystem team. Worth a watch! htt…
Oct 27, 2021 5:48 PM
@gerashegalov https://t.co/2ZEAH9ykj5
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Oct 27, 2021 3:29 PM
Day three at the new job and I’ve already tried to use my work badge to get through a BART faregate.
Oct 27, 2021 3:01 PM
@AliciaTrost @NetflixEng Thanks Alicia! Don’t worry, we are all still riding BART to school every morning! https://t.co/nE6VzuJCaM
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Oct 27, 2021 2:01 PM
@jayholler Never tell me the odds, Jay.
Oct 27, 2021 5:06 AM
@rautnishant @NetflixEng Thanks Nishant!
Oct 27, 2021 3:49 AM
@rpalcolea @NetflixEng 😭 Thank you! So stoked to be working with you. Can’t wait to see what we all do next!
Oct 27, 2021 3:05 AM
RT @kwlzn: huge shoutout to whoever uploaded the original Twitter core values to RapGenius https://t.co/irKDkNBmuf
Oct 27, 2021 3:01 AM
@mrp @NetflixEng Thanks Ron!
Oct 27, 2021 2:45 AM
RT @ChrisGSeaton: Did you know there have been at least 25 attempts to build a Ruby compiler over the years?! https://t.co/v7hPnXlZd5
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Oct 27, 2021 2:43 AM
@jeffiel It is officially the worlds greatest. Or, uh "coolest". https://t.co/r7K7CjPlVg
Oct 27, 2021 2:29 AM
@micheal @NetflixEng @heyjoshua @ysr1729 🤔👆
Oct 27, 2021 2:24 AM
@ndm Added it to the bucket list.
Oct 27, 2021 2:21 AM
@thegivingcanvas @NetflixEng Thank you Angie!
Oct 27, 2021 2:20 AM
@lyle @NetflixEng Thank you!
Oct 27, 2021 2:20 AM
@fermin_ordaz @NetflixEng Thanks Fermin!
Oct 27, 2021 2:20 AM
@NazDelam @NetflixEng Thank you! Stoked to be here.
Oct 27, 2021 2:19 AM
If there is a Taco Bell to get married at, this is the one. https://t.co/XfpL2yufUY
Oct 26, 2021 6:43 PM
@debsYJhill @NetflixEng Thanks Deb! See you soon on @TwitterSpaces!
Oct 26, 2021 6:42 PM
@hobbes188 @NetflixEng Merci!
Oct 26, 2021 3:35 PM
@jayholler @brunoborges @NetflixEng It’s pretty much the only reason I quit Twitter. Now stop fucking around, Jay, and verify me already.
Oct 26, 2021 1:02 PM
@dandigangi @NetflixEng It’s the #TwitterVMTeam (part of my previous gig) logo. If you squint hard you will see it’s Duke in the shape of t…
Oct 26, 2021 12:53 PM
@Zeke_Cao @NetflixEng Thank you Zeke. That means a lot to me.
Oct 26, 2021 12:52 PM
@amdev @NetflixEng Thanks Amro!
Oct 26, 2021 6:16 AM
@BillyKorando @NetflixEng Thanks Billy!
Oct 26, 2021 6:02 AM
@brunoborges @NetflixEng 😭
Oct 26, 2021 5:29 AM
@j_houg @NetflixEng @NebulaPlugins Whoops! IIRC you came to @twitter and did a DS talk…had you in my ex-Tweep list for some reason. 😬
Oct 26, 2021 5:22 AM
@j_houg @NetflixEng Yep, JDK & JVM + Gradle/@NebulaPlugins. Pretty stoked to be here…plus very cool to see former Tweeps!
Oct 26, 2021 4:37 AM
RT @ggweather: Chaotic big waves at Surfer's Beach, Half Moon Bay, this morning. https://t.co/keQCVMRkX2
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Oct 26, 2021 4:09 AM
@emilyst Yeah. I am cautiously pessimistic.
Oct 26, 2021 3:47 AM
@ssgtmas @NetflixEng A bit of both. My teams is already pretty distributed. But I will come down to Los Gatos a few days a week.
Oct 26, 2021 3:44 AM
…and I hope going forward that Netflix, Inc.’s actions as a business align with the inclusive culture I joined to be a part of.
Oct 26, 2021 3:44 AM
I’m proud of the way my then future, and now current, colleagues across the company, spoke up to senior leadership…
Oct 26, 2021 3:44 AM
But I was (and still am) profoundly disappointed by Netflix’s production, release, and promotion of transphobic content.
Oct 26, 2021 3:44 AM
I’m still just as excited about the people I’m working with and the stuff I’m working on. https://t.co/n2mj3GCMPl
Oct 26, 2021 3:44 AM
Day one in the books. https://t.co/Hn2GnhEMTH
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Oct 25, 2021 3:50 AM
RT @SF_emergency: This is the commute on 280 near Mission Street exit. Please use extreme caution while driving through flooded areas and s…
Oct 25, 2021 3:42 AM
RT @ktopenn: @keilopenny @igb A bit later https://t.co/NPQOBaoAbq
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Oct 25, 2021 3:36 AM
@justinmhunter 😕
Oct 25, 2021 3:33 AM
@ktopenn @keilopenny 😬
Oct 25, 2021 2:04 AM
RT @sfmta_muni: ATTN: Due to flooding at Embarcadero and Bay, #FMarket streetcars will switch back at the Ferry Building.
Oct 25, 2021 1:41 AM
Hyphyinflation is going to change everything. It’s happening.
Oct 25, 2021 12:48 AM
RT @SFFDPIO: 2 cars in flooded off ramp. Thanks to @SFPD @SFPDIngleside officers who helped these occupants out of this predicament. https:…
Oct 25, 2021 12:34 AM
RT @CKaftonKTVU: Fire fighters shutting down part of Marina Blvd due to flooding. https://t.co/28HzY4tjr9
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Oct 24, 2021 11:54 PM
RT @slamancona: Ocean Beach in SF right now 😲 #SanFrancisco #AtmosphericRiver #oceanbeach #outersunset @sfpublicworks @sfchronicle https://…
Oct 24, 2021 11:41 PM
RT @__femb0t: https://t.co/tbfrAEMuli
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Oct 24, 2021 11:33 PM
RT @DrewTumaABC7: This is inside the Bay.....looks like the middle of the ocean
Oct 24, 2021 11:01 PM
RT @natogreen: PSA: Mission between Cesar Chavez & Precita is closed both directions because of this fallen tree on the bus lines. https://…
Oct 24, 2021 5:48 PM
RT @superic: I don't know about everyone else but we're getting a free fireworks display here in #Pacifica! PG&E said that they'll be here…
Oct 24, 2021 5:42 PM
RT @mokomull: @igb https://t.co/l1szrUM067
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Oct 24, 2021 3:05 PM
@SFYouthSoccer 🤔https://t.co/ducHiLxHih
Oct 24, 2021 1:47 PM
RT @bencasselman: So far, the "Great Resignation" is mostly a blue-collar phenomenon -- job-to-job transitions for non-college grads are so…
Oct 24, 2021 1:28 PM
Quite the storm. #CAwx
Oct 24, 2021 6:38 AM
@kairyssdal Nope.
Oct 24, 2021 6:36 AM
Welp. Finished “Squid Game”. Pretty excited to go back to work on Monday. https://t.co/eJ0WClzX2w
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Oct 24, 2021 6:26 AM
RT @obra: Northern California folks: Charge your cellphones and USB bricks tonight.
Oct 24, 2021 5:07 AM
RT @blue439: I very much enjoyed superset, union, intersection, subset https://t.co/KtSIYElZfy
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Oct 24, 2021 3:55 AM
RT @Josiah_Walrus: Bobcat Goldthwait on "cancel culture." https://t.co/RBgyzvHHu7
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Oct 24, 2021 2:20 AM
@arrdem @mrsrachrogers @spxrogers Happy birthday! Not gonna lie, it’s all downhill from here.
Oct 24, 2021 2:19 AM
@AlexCartaz Alex.
Oct 24, 2021 2:15 AM
RT @igb: @heyjoshua Beer is the wine-killer.
Oct 24, 2021 2:15 AM
RT @igb: What idiot called them the Bene Gesserit instead of the Spice Girls?
Oct 24, 2021 2:15 AM
@synecdotal @TonyPrintezis We *are* overdue for an episode of “Garbage Recollections”.
Oct 24, 2021 2:09 AM
Jodorowsky or GTFO.
Oct 24, 2021 2:08 AM
@archillect The Lion, The Witch, and The Lobby
Oct 24, 2021 2:06 AM
Just watched the new Dune. Takeaways: 1) The ornithopters were 💯 2) A 2.5hr movie is insufficient to capture the narrative arc of Dune
Oct 23, 2021 11:46 PM
RT @TelstarLogistic: WTF even is this? And also, I love it. https://t.co/pYcxruOflL
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Oct 23, 2021 10:41 PM
RT @harryh: *contemplates java logging libraries*
Oct 23, 2021 4:10 PM
RT @harryh: Twitter & Square employees should demand very large nominal raises this year to keep up with hyperinflation.
Oct 23, 2021 1:47 PM
@waltmossberg @netflix @Microsoft Actually it’s FTAANG.
Oct 23, 2021 3:29 AM
#TeamWerewolf
Oct 23, 2021 3:29 AM
RT @DPRK_News: Western internet riven between “Team Vampire” and “Team Werewolf.” https://t.co/hIFtGLZ2xo
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Oct 22, 2021 5:28 PM
"The Great Resignation" is just a bedtime story managers tell themselves so they can sleep at night after yet another regretted attrition.
Oct 22, 2021 4:42 PM
RT @ShopifyEng: Next week @love2code & @codefolio are sharing a preview of YJIT, on ShipIt! They'll cover: ✔️ What is YJIT ✔️ Maturity & st…
Oct 22, 2021 4:41 PM
RT @Sharat_Chander: The #Java Team at @Oracle would like draw attention to #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth. Please spread the word to get scr…
Oct 22, 2021 3:49 PM
RT @SFBART: we go over traffic we go under traffic we roll right along side traffic https://t.co/zT6Gazs8ty
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Oct 22, 2021 4:35 AM
@ItayDonanhirsh @psharpe IMO Anathem and then Seveneves. Then Snow Crash.
Oct 22, 2021 4:32 AM
@psharpe @ItayDonanhirsh i.e. REAMDE was garbage
Oct 22, 2021 4:32 AM
@psharpe @ItayDonanhirsh Hahah. I was gonna tweet something similar. FWIW I subscribe to the "every other Neal Stephenson is good" theory.
Oct 22, 2021 4:13 AM
@lenazun I took two weeks off between jobs and I regret not going for a year or two.
Oct 22, 2021 3:36 AM
@psharpe That book. Man. Such a good/terrifying read.
Oct 22, 2021 3:31 AM
@satanjeev @__lucab @njwilson @OliviaRedfield Tweemacs doesn’t support replies or images yet. :-) https://t.co/KkYutd2Tse
Oct 22, 2021 3:25 AM
@satanjeev @__lucab @njwilson @OliviaRedfield s/beer/wine https://t.co/j5tiy0H6uR
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Oct 22, 2021 3:17 AM
@satanjeev @__lucab @njwilson @OliviaRedfield If your OKRs have quarterly boundaries there is a good chance you have confused milestones fo…
Oct 22, 2021 3:13 AM
RT @AliciaTrost: At @SFBART it’s like: We’re on a mission to help the Bay Area thrive through reliable, sustainable train service. Looking…
Oct 22, 2021 2:37 AM
@parscale Delete your account, Brad.
Oct 22, 2021 2:27 AM
@internetarchive @brewster_kahle A livable planet & a functioning democracy.
Oct 22, 2021 2:01 AM
@parscale You are right, Brad. A "white supremacist *grifter*" is the objective and accurate description of the failed President.
Oct 21, 2021 10:37 PM
@AlexCartaz @HobbsNews It definitely was a precursor to the SMS Tweet interface.
Oct 21, 2021 10:37 PM
@AlexCartaz @HobbsNews Doomed as it was there were some really neat innovations…the voicemail to podcast feature was wild.
Oct 21, 2021 10:29 PM
@HobbsNews OG Odeo user here.
Oct 21, 2021 10:27 PM
@HobbsNews While the creator's perspective is nice, the real win here is on how Podcasts+Twitter juices the discovery process for consumers.
Oct 21, 2021 10:16 PM
@HobbsNews Odeo Part 2
Oct 21, 2021 10:06 PM
@HobbsNews +1 to @AlexCartaz’s point about the interest graph on Twitter.
Oct 21, 2021 7:15 PM
@kayiveyforgov https://t.co/BaoWIFZ5IT
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Oct 21, 2021 6:39 PM
@davidjrusek Hell yes.
Oct 21, 2021 6:36 PM
@TwitterSpaces iPad is included in iOS, yeah?
Oct 21, 2021 4:54 PM
Breaking: Facebook rebrands itself as "TMTG".
Oct 21, 2021 3:00 PM
We are about to get started, assuming @jayholler shows up. https://t.co/NPl2fYIGe1
Oct 21, 2021 11:44 AM
@HobbsNews You should definitely pass the mic to @AlexCartaz on this one.
Oct 21, 2021 4:40 AM
RT @_jayphelps: I’m taking some time off and looking for a new senior IC role, ideally something developer experience related: libraries, f…
Oct 21, 2021 3:34 AM
RT @shaft: Maybe he should have just listened with more empathy first and then led with humility.
Oct 21, 2021 3:33 AM
RT @jvreeland26: Yes how does 12% of the population and the worlds sixth largest economy fit in. Mystery.
Oct 21, 2021 3:00 AM
@RealPNavarro @OMGrisham @hunterw @rickklein @ChrisCillizza @Liz_Cheney @margbrennan @Olivianuzzi @maggieNYT Never hire a video producer wh…
Oct 21, 2021 1:59 AM
RT @AdamSacks: Look, NFTs are a scam, but websites that get you to post your hard work for free in exchange for hearts? That's the real stu…
Oct 21, 2021 1:58 AM
RT @gnat: This really is a perfect summation of NFTs.
Oct 21, 2021 1:12 AM
@amdev I alt-ways try to make it worth one’s while to read the backstory and description. /cc: @ianisqatsibot
Oct 21, 2021 1:09 AM
Current status. https://t.co/GKy32e9wRX
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Oct 20, 2021 11:15 PM
RT @danaherlihey: Several things can be true. Netflix is an incredible, life changing company. And Netflix fucked up majorly. But this is a…
Oct 20, 2021 8:25 PM
@Theophite That whole Tribune Media -> Tronc thing was pretty funny too.
Oct 20, 2021 7:31 PM
RT @EMSL: AxiDraw CLI and Python API users: We've just released a major update, software version 3.0, featuring upgrades to plot optimizat…
Oct 20, 2021 7:01 PM
RT @CaseyExplosion: Hey, no Netflix today! Don't watch anything on the service. Solidarity with the employee walkout.
Oct 20, 2021 5:57 PM
RT @jnack: @igb OathBook.
Oct 20, 2021 5:42 PM
Join us tomorrow morning as we re-position our personal brands to better reflect our new focus on the metaverse. https://t.co/NPl2fYIGe1
Oct 20, 2021 5:16 PM
RT @Larakate: it's funny bc our marketing strategy is also not to be called facebook.
Oct 20, 2021 3:41 PM
TroncBook
Oct 20, 2021 2:04 PM
@christhalinger Oh no!
Oct 20, 2021 12:12 PM
I’m awake too early. https://t.co/PILWZ5ONJw
Oct 20, 2021 4:21 AM
@Sharat_Chander @Travistritt https://t.co/pqYBDGyQKC
Oct 20, 2021 4:13 AM
@CaseyNewton Trust me, this is a winner. https://t.co/x6G8K9Q4oF
Oct 20, 2021 4:10 AM
@synecdotal @nvgrw @cta @SFBART @sfmta_muni @TfL Nevermind. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
Oct 20, 2021 4:07 AM
@synecdotal @nvgrw @cta @SFBART @sfmta_muni @TfL https://t.co/3hrWMR8IoY
Oct 20, 2021 4:05 AM
@synecdotal @nvgrw @cta @SFBART @sfmta_muni @TfL Sorry, less of a joke, more of a vague reference. Carry on. https://t.co/XQDa5OVj7c
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Oct 20, 2021 4:02 AM
@nvgrw @synecdotal @cta @SFBART @sfmta_muni @TfL Sorry. That was a 90s joke meant for @synecdotal
Oct 20, 2021 4:01 AM
@nvgrw @synecdotal @cta @SFBART @sfmta_muni @TfL £7
Oct 20, 2021 4:00 AM
@tejal29 If only. :-) https://t.co/a5QpEhxxBF
Oct 20, 2021 3:57 AM
@synecdotal @nvgrw @cta @SFBART @sfmta_muni 👆
Oct 20, 2021 3:56 AM
@synecdotal @nvgrw @cta @SFBART I mean @SFBART is more Metra than @cta.
Oct 20, 2021 3:53 AM
@synecdotal @nvgrw @cta @cta. I ♡ @SFBART but it’s useless to get around the City outside of the mission/market mainline.
Oct 20, 2021 3:51 AM
Fookface.
Oct 20, 2021 3:48 AM
@nvgrw @synecdotal I am here to defend the Blue Line and the @cta in general.
Oct 20, 2021 2:16 AM
RT @johnjurg: shoutout to "reading a book," which Netflix lists among its competitors https://t.co/QnvdXzoyy3
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Oct 20, 2021 12:27 AM
Current commute status. https://t.co/fz6N712Ufd
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Oct 19, 2021 11:44 PM
@Travistritt @TuckerCarlson D-U-M-B-A-S-S
Oct 19, 2021 5:40 PM
RT @RainofTerra: Decided to finally say my piece on the situation that lead to the #NetflixWalkout we're having this week, so I just publis…
Oct 19, 2021 5:37 PM
@delbius @TwitterSafety Congratulations on an amazing and profoundly impactful run! You and your team’s work made me proud to be a Tweep.
Oct 19, 2021 5:01 PM
Now *this* is engaging content. Why can't you email me stuff like this? https://t.co/0gKn2IldxK
Oct 19, 2021 4:55 PM
Twitter *really* wants me to engage with Ben Shapiro's Tweets for some reason. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/h0GyrTPHWA
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Oct 19, 2021 4:14 PM
@RoshanM41101294 @Sharat_Chander Don’t forget aeroplanes.
Oct 19, 2021 3:55 PM
@Sharat_Chander This is why naming things after birds is always the best option.
Oct 19, 2021 11:06 AM
#inktober AXIOM: X F->FF X->F-[[X]+X]+F[+FX]-X https://t.co/kIUwUqPbIU
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Oct 19, 2021 3:24 AM
Every lab or workshop needs a strange, diminutive (and potentially murderous) henchman. https://t.co/etbVlfkSfy
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Oct 19, 2021 2:37 AM
RT @bocxtop: sorry i didnt respond to ur email in a timely fashion its just none of this shit matters. like at all
Oct 19, 2021 2:17 AM
@satanjeev @samuelmaskell Understand.
Oct 19, 2021 1:16 AM
@Larakate That’s what the alt is for.
Oct 18, 2021 5:50 PM
House finches at Lindamar this AM. https://t.co/rUJtAMtrWP
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Oct 18, 2021 3:47 PM
There better be some Twitter Spacing Guild jokes or what are we even doing this for. /cc:@TwitterSpaces https://t.co/YFqPH0ZzBt
Oct 18, 2021 3:43 PM
@synecdotal It took me a while to come up with that one though, was just trying generic doctor titles with 🐘 words at first.
Oct 18, 2021 3:41 PM
@synecdotal Just Tweet. Never look for prior art.
Oct 18, 2021 3:36 PM
@synecdotal A pachydermatologist.
Oct 18, 2021 1:07 PM
Well, that was...fun? Anyway, the book we were discussing was "Crafting Interpreters" by @munificentbob and can be found here: https://t.co…
Oct 18, 2021 12:01 PM
I’m awake, you’re awake, what else we you gonna do? https://t.co/ECKivxvi1f
Oct 18, 2021 1:37 AM
@arrdem @aspen @rose_alibi I’ve found the glass to be way harder to deal with. I went back to the non-glass default that the Ender Pro v3 s…
Oct 18, 2021 12:10 AM
Mmmm…petrichor!
Oct 17, 2021 6:51 PM
@catsynth A side-project/hack. It's a WIP and pretty rough at this stage. Watch out for bugs! https://t.co/81lxWfPoFR
Oct 17, 2021 6:48 PM
@nelson Thanks Nelson! The code I am using to generate these is here. It's a work in progress, so watch out for bugs if you play around wit…
Oct 17, 2021 6:16 PM
@jayholler I fixed it for you. https://t.co/ZyPsvlVe1d
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Oct 17, 2021 3:18 PM
#inktober AXIOM: F F->FF[[-FFF@]++FF@] https://t.co/DbzUF09EvK
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Oct 17, 2021 2:19 PM
@jayholler Strong philosophy professor vibes this AM, Jay.
Oct 16, 2021 8:32 PM
RT @jessjenk: My @GreatWalkway compromise is to make land side bus-only. Ocean side is a walkway.
Oct 16, 2021 4:40 PM
@nelson No, I hadn’t. That squiggles filter looks pretty neat in it’s own right. Especially when plotting L-system "plants".
Oct 16, 2021 4:32 PM
#inktober https://t.co/8lLqAN91up
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Oct 16, 2021 4:18 PM
Ok, *not* a regression...looks like I wasn't setting the model correctly.
Oct 16, 2021 6:24 AM
@jayholler Alternate maybe? I like coffee *and* beer.
Oct 16, 2021 4:05 AM
I’m pretty sure at this point that there’s a regression between AxiDraw software v2.7.1 and v2.7.5 around doc orientation & plottable areas.
Oct 16, 2021 4:05 AM
Current #AxiDraw debugging status. https://t.co/oireLQhfrV
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Oct 15, 2021 11:30 PM
RT @emilyst: Has MLM rebranded as "decentralized marketing" yet?
Oct 15, 2021 9:30 PM
https://t.co/izz0XR8t0Z
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Oct 15, 2021 5:16 PM
@jeffrizzo Sigh.
Oct 15, 2021 3:36 PM
@laraisuncool TIL!
Oct 15, 2021 12:22 PM
@amdev @sanguish The first 15 minutes are hard/stressful/depressing to watch.
Oct 15, 2021 3:23 AM
RT @nytimes: In Opinion How much does everyday sexism at work matter? Even a tiny increase in the amount of gender bias could lead to dram…
Oct 15, 2021 1:15 AM
Some kind, philtered soul sent me a bag of Ether. This is the thing I am gonna miss the most about Twitter HQ. So thank you whomever you ar…
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Oct 14, 2021 7:30 PM
@arrdem This script might come in handy. Bakes in a bunch of my tweaks to get prints right. YMMV. https://t.co/qvWg0HROEF
Oct 14, 2021 7:11 PM
@arrdem You are gonna have so much fun and frustration but mostly fun. https://t.co/l9aB8RWg4d
Oct 14, 2021 7:05 PM
@arrdem If you weren't using the Octopi Octoprint controller for your previous printer I'd highly recommend it.
Oct 14, 2021 7:04 PM
@arrdem Nice. I have one of those. Took some fiddling to dial in, but so damn useful.
Oct 14, 2021 6:58 PM
Note to myself: as coach of your 7yo's soccer team you must not make Squid Game jokes during red light/green light drills at practice today.
Oct 14, 2021 4:23 PM
@DrJorts Or if the first day of Pulse is your last day at work. 🤔
Oct 14, 2021 4:22 AM
Two more pics from this morning’s jaunt. https://t.co/9AkjgxK8Jc
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Oct 14, 2021 3:47 AM
@fka_tabs “Esso Asso” is the one burned into my cerebellum.
Oct 14, 2021 3:29 AM
@daveFNbuck Wait what?
Oct 14, 2021 1:50 AM
RT @loather: I need this job just until we seize the means of production
Oct 13, 2021 8:24 PM
Hey @jayholler, we better figure what this “weed" meme is all about before tomorrow’s show or we are gonna look like idiots. Again. http…
Oct 13, 2021 8:09 PM
RT @EMSL: When you plot sets of lines, that are differently aligned, that's a moiré.
Oct 13, 2021 7:05 PM
Or maybe a side effect of software carrying the focus and capture the rest of the way after the optical components hand it off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oct 13, 2021 7:03 PM
On a side note, iPhone 13’s macro mode gives some pictures an almost impressionistic filter. Not sure if that’s motion suppression or what.
Oct 13, 2021 7:03 PM
Lived in the city for 15 years and had never visited GGP’s botanical garden until this AM. What an amazing place! https://t.co/WmJZ3jh8ss
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Oct 13, 2021 3:44 PM
@hipsterelectron Hope you are doing OK Danny.
Oct 13, 2021 12:08 PM
@beamjack Up and to the right.
Oct 13, 2021 1:26 AM
RT @RainofTerra: Netflix has reinstated me after finding that there was no ill-intent in my attending the QBR meeting. I've included the st…
Oct 13, 2021 12:35 AM
@lizwiggi THANKS MOM!
Oct 13, 2021 12:32 AM
Left the kids in the playground with the nanny and wandered around the canyon taking pictures of birds. https://t.co/M8WWoYKVF0
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Oct 12, 2021 7:05 PM
RT @bomani_jones: bots and bad actors are gonna be all over this gruden story. i'd act with that in mind.
Oct 12, 2021 7:02 PM
Don’t worry @jayholler, I’ve already submitted our application. https://t.co/lmK69xqThZ
Oct 12, 2021 6:42 PM
Capitalism Ruins Everything Around Me
Oct 12, 2021 4:43 PM
@miguelinlas3 @Twitter Thank you Miguel!
Oct 12, 2021 4:05 PM
👀 https://t.co/Fx2RKUGPZL
Oct 12, 2021 3:11 PM
@engineer_franny @DavidGMoore4 @AGHamilton29 @guypbenson I’m not sure I understand your question, Franny.
Oct 12, 2021 2:57 PM
@RosemaryMosco @audubonsociety I love how you got the rainbow neck feathers in that illustration. Such an overlooked aspect of these beauti…
Oct 12, 2021 1:52 PM
@doctorow Why is the "police-whistle batarang"’ a batarang and not just a police whistle.
Oct 12, 2021 1:48 PM
@wildbillnj1975 @DavidGMoore4 @AGHamilton29 @guypbenson Pretty sure the "problem" the OP was referring to wasn’t “employees attending a mee…
Oct 12, 2021 4:14 AM
RT @SFGiants: Air Brandon https://t.co/Ny9IECUbas
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Oct 12, 2021 4:03 AM
@DavidGMoore4 @AGHamilton29 @guypbenson Why do the critics deserve "(dis)-respect"? Also, why do you think the "problem" is restricted to t…
Oct 12, 2021 3:41 AM
@prchovanec C) a company has full editorial discretion to not produce, release, or *promote* the vehicle for that content
Oct 12, 2021 3:39 AM
@AGHamilton29 @guypbenson Why do you think the problem is solved?
Oct 12, 2021 3:23 AM
@minakimes I feel pretty bad for the guy. Heartbreaking. We should eliminate the kicker position (and extra points, FGs). I can't handle th…
Oct 12, 2021 1:48 AM
RT @byjoelanderson: Jesus, Jon Gruden
Oct 11, 2021 10:59 PM
@roshanpaiva @Twitter Thank you Roshan!
Oct 11, 2021 10:20 PM
@robmalchow Have you seen the videos?
Oct 11, 2021 5:15 PM
@Zeke_Cao Me during back to back meetings.
Oct 11, 2021 5:08 PM
@joep @Twitter We’ll always have SOMA, Joep. https://t.co/erS3MReS85
Oct 11, 2021 10:50 AM
@Si_ximujin @Twitter Si, this really means *so* much to me as a manager. It's been amazing to see you go on to do awesome things. Thank you…
Oct 11, 2021 10:41 AM
@knorlen @Twitter Thanks Kim! Please endorse me on LinkedIn for "insouciance".
Oct 11, 2021 10:40 AM
@StanKitsis @Twitter Thank you Stan! Likewise!
Oct 11, 2021 10:39 AM
@nhnielsen @Twitter Thank you Nikolaj!
Oct 11, 2021 4:04 AM
@GoldenG8Pridge @Twitter Thank you Alex! So glad we got to collab on hiring some really great engineers!
Oct 11, 2021 4:03 AM
@zygen @Twitter Thank you Charlie! So glad we got a chance to work together. I really enjoyed coming up to Seattle to hang out with the tea…
Oct 11, 2021 3:48 AM
@eclai81 That has happened to two of my watches.
Oct 11, 2021 3:37 AM
@cra @Twitter @jcp_org @TwitterOSS To be fair, @fiorenzo1963 (and then @tdmackey) did all the actual work, I just had to get on the phone w…
Oct 11, 2021 3:11 AM
@cra @Twitter @jcp_org And one of the first projects I got to help KaOS drag over the finish line was Bittern. So many great @TwitterOSS pr…
Oct 11, 2021 3:07 AM
@cra @Twitter Thank you Chris! I am so glad we had a chance to work together. You really set up the #TwitterVMTeam up for success with @jcp…
Oct 11, 2021 2:26 AM
@Gleesonmg214 @Twitter If only.
Oct 11, 2021 2:22 AM
@jenny__lin @Twitter Thank you Jenny!
Oct 10, 2021 11:50 PM
@selvin @Twitter Seriously Selvin. 😂 But hey, I am beyond stoked you are back for round two! And thanks for making my start at Twitter an a…
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Oct 10, 2021 11:04 PM
@vicnastea 💔
Oct 10, 2021 8:58 PM
I ♡ CA. https://t.co/ImOTUFZkMV
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Oct 10, 2021 5:14 PM
@mjduigou ‘Tis the season up here, apparently. :-)
Oct 10, 2021 5:07 PM
Tons of acorn woodpeckers kicking it outside this AM. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/OSQlY7HlCc
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Oct 10, 2021 4:04 PM
@mrp @Twitter Thanks Ron! And thank you for hiring me back in 2013. Immense #gratitude for that opportunity. Turned out to be the best job …
Oct 10, 2021 1:13 PM
@enbnt @Twitter It was a highlight of *my* career to work with you. I still think about that email you sent to @jack. Thank you, Ian.
Oct 10, 2021 1:10 PM
@bc_mph @Twitter Hey, thanks Brian.
Oct 10, 2021 1:09 PM
@catia3045 @Twitter Thank you Catia.
Oct 10, 2021 1:08 PM
@nimalan @Twitter 🙏
Oct 10, 2021 1:08 PM
@ay @Twitter Thx buddy!
Oct 10, 2021 1:07 PM
@joshualkrose @Twitter Thanks Joshua!
Oct 10, 2021 1:01 PM
@jayholler Ugh. Can't do that. Soccer practice.
Oct 10, 2021 11:41 AM
@Sharat_Chander Thank you, Sharat. Looking forward to even more collaborations with the #Java and #JVM community in the coming months.
Oct 10, 2021 11:14 AM
@synecdotal @Twitter Here are my greatest hits: https://t.co/g61LAOGSKj
Oct 10, 2021 11:05 AM
@synecdotal @Twitter Not even close. :-) https://t.co/NDNGmYsEpc
Oct 10, 2021 3:45 AM
@KarlRobillard1 @Twitter @TwitterForGood (and don’t worry, the bird pics will continue until everyone on Twitter is a birdwatching enthusia…
Oct 10, 2021 3:44 AM
@KarlRobillard1 @Twitter @TwitterForGood has meant a lot to so many Tweeps over the years.
Oct 10, 2021 3:44 AM
@KarlRobillard1 @Twitter Thanks Karl! Your team is one of the things that makes Twitter a unique and special place.
Oct 10, 2021 3:36 AM
@driedtoast @Twitter Hahaha….thanks Dan! Wouldn’t have got here if it wasn’t for you hooking me up with that @WellsFargo gig back in the da…
Oct 10, 2021 12:54 AM
@marsanfra @Twitter Merci, Pascal!
Oct 10, 2021 12:51 AM
@_harish_krishna @Twitter Thank you Harish!
Oct 10, 2021 12:50 AM
@fvrojas @Twitter I am so glad we got to work together, Fabio. Getting the Twitter JDK to run in MacOS was no joke! Stoked by everything yo…
Oct 10, 2021 12:48 AM
@teresa @Twitter Legit indeed. Would love to catch up IRL. And thanks for all the insane scheduling etc. stuff you have helped with these l…
Oct 10, 2021 12:45 AM
@Eigenvariable @Twitter That was forever ago. So glad we had a chance to overlap back then!
Oct 10, 2021 12:44 AM
@vrushalivc @Twitter Thank you Vrushali!
Oct 9, 2021 9:46 PM
@heyjoshua Same same. https://t.co/9VwzlL1N9r
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Oct 9, 2021 4:57 PM
@vinucharanya @Twitter Thank you for all of the support over the years. 🙏🏻💙
Oct 9, 2021 4:54 PM
@vinucharanya @Twitter I do hope we get another chance to work together in the future.
Oct 9, 2021 4:54 PM
@vinucharanya @Twitter Your impact inside and outside Twitter, as an engineer and advocate, cannot be overstated.
Oct 9, 2021 4:50 PM
@vinucharanya @Twitter …and neither would exist without your vision, leadership, and execution.
Oct 9, 2021 4:48 PM
@vinucharanya @Twitter I’m incredibly proud of the software you and the team have built. Kite and Chargeback are important parts of Twitter…
Oct 9, 2021 4:45 PM
@vinucharanya @Twitter Hey Vinu. It was really amazing working with you and getting to see all the awesome things you’ve accomplished over …
Oct 9, 2021 2:53 PM
@ysr1729 @Twitter Finally, thank you for your tireless advocacy against the use of the putative word "performant".
Oct 9, 2021 2:51 PM
@ysr1729 @Twitter I can't wait to see what you and the #TwitterVMTeam do next.
Oct 9, 2021 2:50 PM
@ysr1729 @Twitter Ramki, I was incredibly lucky to have worked w/ you. Your leadership, creativity, & vision made working w/ #TwitterVMTeam…
Oct 9, 2021 2:43 PM
@kevino @Twitter Thanks Kevin! The feeling is mutual.
Oct 9, 2021 2:21 PM
@jayholler @Twitter It's been a good time, Jay. A damn good time. I'm pretty happy that we can still do the show, even if our audience isn'…
Oct 9, 2021 2:18 PM
@spaceriker @Twitter LOL. Thank you, Rishi. Your thought leadership around quitting has always been an inspiration. Let's grab another coff…
Oct 9, 2021 2:13 PM
@Srikantht @Twitter Thank you Srikanth!
Oct 9, 2021 2:12 PM
@srw @Twitter It's been awhile, what with the pandemic and all, but I'll miss running into you and @44 in the commons. Always a good time!
Oct 9, 2021 2:11 PM
@srw @Twitter It was an honor for me to work with you, Seth. I continue to be amazed by the work you and your team do in keeping Twitter sa…
Oct 9, 2021 2:07 PM
@baroquebobcat @Twitter Thank you, Nora. I am so glad we got to work together.
Oct 9, 2021 2:05 PM
@lenazun @Twitter Thanks Lena!
Oct 9, 2021 1:51 PM
@nitinsinghal123 @Twitter Thank you, Nitin. I remember meeting you at lunch that day as well. :-)
Oct 9, 2021 1:32 PM
@the_yeti Snitches get stitches. ;-)
Oct 9, 2021 1:22 PM
@MarcusBrodie6 @Twitter I mean, like sure, *all* the time. But that’s not why I left the company.
Oct 9, 2021 10:42 AM
@tmcarr Congrats on making the move…the team is stoked that you are joining and you are gonna do great!
Oct 9, 2021 3:55 AM
@jpd @Twitter I’m looking forward to further collaborations around the art & science of management. https://t.co/Ic2bn1XQxH
Oct 9, 2021 3:53 AM
@jpd @Twitter I am amazed at your ability to focus and direct *hundreds* of engineers during the most stressful SEVs & circumstances.
Oct 9, 2021 2:43 AM
@micheal @Twitter Thank you, Micheal. You were the best product manager Twitter Platform has ever had, hands down. https://t.co/B3x3c0TICN
Oct 8, 2021 8:28 PM
@lhi @Twitter Thanks Steve! It was fun!
Oct 8, 2021 7:58 PM
@mitulsavani Haha! Eventful indeed! Thanks Mitul!
Oct 8, 2021 7:57 PM
@RaymondAtWork @Twitter Thank you Raymond! Glad we got to work together.
Oct 8, 2021 7:57 PM
@fribeiro1 Thank you Fernando.
Oct 8, 2021 7:47 PM
@rlotun @Twitter Thanks Reza!
Oct 8, 2021 7:44 PM
@nima_owji @Twitter Thank you for the kind words Nima.
Oct 8, 2021 7:43 PM
@john_coomes @Twitter Sad for me as well. It was a privilege to work with you, and I’ve learned a lot more from you, I’m sure. Thanks for e…
Oct 8, 2021 7:39 PM
@robmalchow @Twitter As Andy Grove famously said: "My job ain’t a job it’s a damn good time."
Oct 8, 2021 7:23 PM
@franckcuny @Twitter Merci, Franck!
Oct 8, 2021 7:21 PM
@isaach @Twitter Thank you Isaac!
Oct 8, 2021 7:20 PM
@MakarandParigi @Twitter Thank you, Makarand. I am incredibly stoked that you are now a full-time Tweep!
Oct 8, 2021 7:17 PM
@nvgrw @Twitter It was awesome working with you Nik! You and the team did really amazing stuff…not every intern’s project ends up on the fr…
Oct 8, 2021 6:52 PM
@synecdotal @Twitter I truly enjoyed working with you, John. It was a trip and I’m incredibly proud of the work you and the team did during…
Oct 8, 2021 6:46 PM
@arrdem @Twitter Thanks Reid! I am glad we got to work together!
Oct 8, 2021 6:45 PM
@ecoffey @Twitter Thanks Eoin!
Oct 8, 2021 6:44 PM
@emilyst Thanks Emily!
Oct 8, 2021 6:43 PM
@djpard1s Thank you, Pardis. 🙏🏻
Oct 8, 2021 6:34 PM
…and then start a new gig that I’m super excited about at the end of the month (but more on that later). https://t.co/SSMwNAQwj4
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Oct 8, 2021 6:34 PM
As for what’s next for me, well, I am gonna take a couple weeks of downtime to walk off the last 8.5 years…
Oct 8, 2021 6:34 PM
…and thank them for letting me tag along to make dumb jokes and take credit for all of their hard work.
Oct 8, 2021 6:34 PM
…of KaOS, the #TwitterVMTeam, Kite & Chargequack, Observability, Provisioning Engineering, FPS, DevProd Deploy…
Oct 8, 2021 6:34 PM
…there are too many of you to thank here directly, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t give a shoutout to the folks (past and present)…
Oct 8, 2021 6:34 PM
The best of it tho, by far, was working with the some of the world’s best engineers and computer scientists…
Oct 8, 2021 6:34 PM
Twitter is an ineffable, wonderful, and weird hellsite, and it was the highlight of my career to have played a small part in it over the ye…
Oct 8, 2021 6:34 PM
It has been, without question, the best job I’ve ever had, and I’ve loved working with all^H^H^H most of you.
Oct 8, 2021 6:34 PM
Welp. After 8.5 years today is my last day at @Twitter. #LoveWhereYouWorked https://t.co/SZEIFnUOpM
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Oct 8, 2021 3:30 PM
RT @SlashaFierce: .@TwitterKorea was way ahead of the curve in 2019 https://t.co/xdqrFBV2Oc
Oct 8, 2021 3:29 PM
@amdev @sf_avi Whenever I stumble across something like that I start looking at peoples calendars.
Oct 8, 2021 3:29 PM
@amdev The coverup is always worse than the crime.
Oct 8, 2021 5:50 AM
@teresa It’s hard to watch. Emotionally.
Oct 8, 2021 5:24 AM
Current status: microdosing Squid Game
Oct 8, 2021 2:38 AM
@n8foo That was @jayholler’s fault.
Oct 8, 2021 2:09 AM
RT @psharpe: @igb Looks like the Twitter Hair Club For Men lost a member https://t.co/YTnuz6Kb09
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Oct 7, 2021 9:52 PM
RT @headius: Seriously, can we just add a "-v" flag to "java" already, like every other command on the planet? https://t.co/TaNRhVjmlo
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Oct 7, 2021 7:37 PM
RT @mattbytes: Join us for a talk comparing the performance of the different CPU architectures, both bare metal and in the public cloud. I…
Oct 7, 2021 7:11 PM
@arrdem Let it grow!
Oct 7, 2021 5:49 PM
How it started vs. how it’s going. https://t.co/ikK5kz3GGZ
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Oct 7, 2021 2:35 PM
Join us. If you must. https://t.co/u3tbhSnTGn
Oct 7, 2021 4:56 AM
@micheal @vicnastea @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora At the end of the day there is no safe bet/"buy @I…
Oct 7, 2021 4:55 AM
@micheal @vicnastea @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora For FTAANGs or large "mid-sized" cos there is a tr…
Oct 7, 2021 4:53 AM
@micheal @vicnastea @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora I’m not sure I agree. Most companies only use, wha…
Oct 7, 2021 4:46 AM
@micheal @vicnastea @rothgar @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora Tune in tomorrow for more bad takes. http…
Oct 7, 2021 4:43 AM
@vicnastea @micheal @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora …likely leads to architectural and/or infrastructu…
Oct 7, 2021 4:42 AM
@vicnastea @micheal @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora …skill set, or technology is *relatively* easy. So…
Oct 7, 2021 4:38 AM
@vicnastea @micheal @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora Not to put to fine a point on it, but if you have …
Oct 7, 2021 4:29 AM
@vicnastea @micheal @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora https://t.co/HZqzbo5Yyg
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Oct 7, 2021 4:27 AM
@vicnastea @micheal @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora Tactical planning is fine for startups or bigcos w…
Oct 7, 2021 4:25 AM
@vicnastea @micheal @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora Especially if you are a FTAANG company…
Oct 7, 2021 4:24 AM
@vicnastea @micheal @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora My take here is it that hiring/knowledge transfer/…
Oct 7, 2021 4:22 AM
@micheal @vicnastea @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio @ApacheAurora https://t.co/uhw88dIDY6
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Oct 7, 2021 4:11 AM
@vicnastea @micheal @NuttySwiss @vinucharanya @HiCommunities @kubernetesio Well, Kubernetes is itself a step backwards compared to the @Apa…
Oct 7, 2021 3:49 AM
@micheal @vicnastea @HiCommunities @kubernetesio Also, @vicnastea I’d like an invite too.
Oct 7, 2021 3:49 AM
@micheal @vicnastea @HiCommunities @kubernetesio Me. You can add cash to my Twitter Tip Jar and I’ll make sure it happens.
Oct 7, 2021 3:41 AM
@Theophite @keychung didn’t you have a "Pelican Breif" song back in the day? IIRC it was catchy AF.
Oct 7, 2021 2:34 AM
@artisthopper 🤔
Oct 7, 2021 1:16 AM
Seriously, @BennieGThompson, @Liz_Cheney, I am like 99% sure @DanScavino is hanging out at Mar-a-Lago right now.
Oct 7, 2021 1:10 AM
Dear House Committee, let me know how I can help bring @DanScavino to justice. https://t.co/SmVKsTD8KH
Oct 6, 2021 9:53 PM
RT @mithrilmaker: Just imagine your life without technology... no slack, no edit button, no netfix, nothing. Just trees and birds and pap…
Oct 6, 2021 9:48 PM
@nikkastar @netflix Congratulations!!!
Oct 6, 2021 6:24 PM
RT @jack: the guy behind the guy
Oct 6, 2021 5:51 PM
RT @lisaphillips: Team spirit is critical in a high-stress operational eng org. As a team, the DBAs at @twitter (2010-2015) developed these…
Oct 6, 2021 5:15 PM
RT @REI: Register now for Dirt, Sweat & Beers at Glen Park Greenway. A 5K/10K open course race + DIY cleanup with prizes! 21+.
Oct 6, 2021 5:09 PM
@javawithjiva Just participate in any subsequent HR investigation(s) that may result from our broadcast.
Oct 6, 2021 5:07 PM
@AnthroPunk Should be a link to a @TwitterSpaces card…are you on Android by any chance?
Oct 6, 2021 4:54 PM
I had a terrible, portentous dream about our show last night. Yet, despite such an obvious sign, Jay & I will be extremely online tomorrow.…
Oct 6, 2021 3:25 PM
@lenazun Don’t we all, Lena. Don’t we all.
Oct 6, 2021 3:08 PM
OH: "In the early days of the internet I helped people in LatAm get online…and now El Salvador has a #Bitcoin president, so…" /cc:@lenazun
Oct 6, 2021 12:05 PM
Yawn. https://t.co/lmQqAHt2po
Oct 6, 2021 2:40 AM
@Zeke_Cao Did you quit? Or did you just take more than a week off? Either way, bravo!
Oct 6, 2021 1:55 AM
@flaviusbraz @kittylyst @FFarquet @richardstartin I'm gonna use "JIT compilation is just spooky action at runtime." - Flavio Brasil on …
Oct 6, 2021 1:12 AM
RT @flaviusbraz: @kittylyst @FFarquet @richardstartin yeah, I think it's fair to say that JIT compilation is just spooky action at runtime
Oct 5, 2021 6:06 PM
RT @nypl: 👋 Goodbye, late fines! NYPL has eliminated all late fines, past and future! https://t.co/F3sEWdgXHB #GoodbyeFines https://t.co/…
Oct 5, 2021 4:43 PM
@burgessdryan "Creativity, Inc." by Ed Catmull and @LeslieBerlinSV’s bio of Robert Noyce "The Man Behind The Microchip".
Oct 5, 2021 1:44 PM
@jayholler @TwitterSpaces Does @TwitterSpaces need polls?
Oct 5, 2021 3:30 AM
@teresa @Facebook *I do log on every few years with @pgarg ‘s account just to see what’s up.
Oct 5, 2021 3:29 AM
@teresa @Facebook I never signed up so same same.*
Oct 5, 2021 3:27 AM
@teresa Do we even have a @Facebook page?
Oct 5, 2021 3:11 AM
@teresa Where do we go tho?
Oct 5, 2021 2:27 AM
@shatil It’s a pretty good show.
Oct 5, 2021 2:00 AM
@sfchronicle @hknightsf @peterhartlaub Project managers are important & awesome too, but critical to the whistleblowing narrative is her ro…
Oct 5, 2021 1:58 AM
@sfchronicle Hey @hknightsf & @peterhartlaub if you know the folks running the Chron Twitter account, Frances Haugen was a *product* manage…
Oct 5, 2021 1:53 AM
Hey @kayvz et al 👇🏻 https://t.co/Z8dPtP4nf3
Oct 5, 2021 1:19 AM
What idiot called it "the Coinbase Digital Currency API" instead of "Grift RPC"?
Oct 5, 2021 1:02 AM
RT @AliciaTrost: I’m hiring an Internal Communications Manager at BART. Our agency has never had a position dedicated to keeping employees…
Oct 5, 2021 12:04 AM
RT @netflix: When Instagram & Facebook are down. https://t.co/mVFlVOOCOC
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Oct 5, 2021 12:02 AM
RT @desusnice: Big day for us DNS nerds
Oct 4, 2021 6:35 PM
RT @emilyst: Never deploy on a Monday
Oct 4, 2021 6:27 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/1Pv1LJlSTZ
Oct 4, 2021 4:09 PM
RT @sheeraf: Because Facebook hasn’t had enough of being in the news all their products (FB, Whatsapp, and Instagram) appear to be down glo…
Oct 4, 2021 3:53 PM
Saw a mouse on my BART train this morning! 🙀 https://t.co/DTUN3BbF8z
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Oct 4, 2021 6:15 AM
@sharonw Sigh.
Oct 4, 2021 5:05 AM
@rattydukes @jayholler Pretty sure I got pulled over there in '98 or '99. But it might have been PA.
Oct 4, 2021 4:59 AM
@anildash @skilldrick I feel like there's an acronym generator and/or @NYTimesWordplay Spelling Bee solver on @glitch that we could leverag…
Oct 4, 2021 4:48 AM
@anildash Amen.
Oct 4, 2021 4:46 AM
Look, I agree with the overall take in @anildash's thread, but in terms of hyperscale & eng whuffie I gotta say Twitter deserves a letter.
Oct 4, 2021 4:43 AM
*actually* it's spelled "FTAANG". Sheesh. <rodney-dangerfield.gif> https://t.co/ZQeoBQ6uKN
Oct 4, 2021 4:13 AM
IIRC it was "Sex and the City 2" /cc: @pgarg https://t.co/4w1aRgKV7V
Oct 4, 2021 4:04 AM
@matmei89 It wasn’t a complaint. It was a celebration.
Oct 4, 2021 4:00 AM
RT @nabihasyed: Me, answering work emails on Sunday https://t.co/shk1kb5Qox
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Oct 4, 2021 2:40 AM
RT @lilykonings: Invest in your coworkers. Help them get their work done, even if it's not your job. Being kind at work often pays surprise…
Oct 4, 2021 2:24 AM
/cc: @fvrojas
Oct 4, 2021 2:23 AM
I…I think I’m rooting *for* the @Patriots for the first time in like 20 years?!! #SundayNightFootball
Oct 4, 2021 2:19 AM
@palvaro 😬
Oct 4, 2021 1:57 AM
RT @__apf__: Australia has declared war on software engineering
Oct 4, 2021 1:54 AM
@cs_marshall Read it.
Oct 4, 2021 12:33 AM
@TonyPrintezis I'm watched 20 minutes of the first episode so far...but it's incredibly difficult to watch. Heartbreaking and disturbing.
Oct 4, 2021 12:12 AM
RT @aallan: You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for someone to notice this… 😂 https://t.co/IuqmF3n8nV
Oct 3, 2021 11:25 PM
Depending on who you ask, this afternoon’s hike was either “really fun” or “sooooo boooooooring”. https://t.co/FWDn1RF5O7
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Oct 3, 2021 10:36 PM
@jayholler Ohio used to have pretty nice rest stops IIRC. Like with Starbucks in them.
Oct 3, 2021 10:24 PM
@satanjeev Nice work!!!
Oct 3, 2021 12:27 PM
RT @marius: I’m looking for papers/data/posts/anecdotates about how folks manage capacity in public clouds. Does anyone have any good point…
Oct 3, 2021 2:10 AM
RT @LilNasX: life is so crazy. 5 years ago i used to just sit on twitter in my room all day but now i’m rich and i sit on twitter in my roo…
Oct 3, 2021 2:05 AM
@andreasklinger *laughs in @workday*
Oct 3, 2021 1:51 AM
RT @itsthereal: This is so excellent. I’m just upset that I have to wait for episodes 2, 3 and 4.
Oct 3, 2021 12:47 AM
RT @eastdakota: One of the smartest decisions we made at @Cloudflare was recognizing that the primary purpose of our blog was attracting em…
Oct 2, 2021 2:06 PM
@laraisuncool It is painful to watch the apparent protagonist’s affliction and problems…especially as a parent myself. Too many feels.
Oct 2, 2021 4:58 AM
Made it through the first like, maybe 10 or 15 minutes of “Squid Game”…JFC…does it get less hard to watch or something?
Oct 2, 2021 3:22 AM
@Sharat_Chander Sometimes GC *should* stop the world.
Oct 2, 2021 3:16 AM
RT @PlaguePoems: The thing I miss most from life before the pandemic is not going maskless, sitting in movie theaters, attending crowded ga…
Oct 2, 2021 3:06 AM
RT @JohnKingSFChron: The S.F. project this fall I’m most intrigued by? The floating fire station on the Embarcadero. Full completion still…
Oct 2, 2021 2:53 AM
RT @DrJorts: Peer feedback in workday is formatted like it's going to be printed on a CVS receipt
Oct 2, 2021 1:08 AM
@dschonbe @jayholler Noyce one.
Oct 1, 2021 11:23 PM
.@jayholler and I are still working out the mechanics of our Twitter Tip Jar MLM scheme but we are making progress! https://t.co/TMCuIJGznI
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Oct 1, 2021 11:03 PM
@jayholler @satanjeev @DrJorts @CashApp https://t.co/kfuD6CKuOG
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Oct 1, 2021 11:01 PM
@satanjeev @DrJorts I just tipped @jayholler $1 via @CashApp and it seemed to work. 🤔
Oct 1, 2021 10:25 PM
@satanjeev @DrJorts My tip jar is is on the upper right corner of my profile on your Twitter mobile app.
Oct 1, 2021 10:23 PM
@DrJorts Right?! That said I’d have preferred "Thought Leader" but we haven’t added that category yet.
Oct 1, 2021 10:14 PM
Trust me, I’m a professional. https://t.co/2Xx6Ax7dTP
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Oct 1, 2021 9:34 PM
RT @electrolemon: hi!! today is the last day to donate @ https://t.co/ztznLId5fl and be entered into the painting/jersey raffle. we are at…
Oct 1, 2021 9:26 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Great write-up by @danluu. But I’m clearly biased. 😉 #TwitterVMTeam #LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/ZofskYC4ak
Oct 1, 2021 7:30 PM
RT @TwitterEng: .@danluu just published a great writeup on how the in-house expertise of our Linux kernel/OS and JVM teams helps make Twitt…
Oct 1, 2021 6:41 PM
@keychung Pretty sure cryptocurrency is the MLM of cryptocurrency.
Oct 1, 2021 4:57 PM
RT @danluu: The value of in-house expertise https://t.co/GIRVXf3xs6 https://t.co/gbxDwoYvfW
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Oct 1, 2021 4:16 PM
@micheal Huh. Now that I reflect back on it, everything I’ve done suddenly seems small and insignificant…"thanks" Micheal!
Oct 1, 2021 2:08 PM
RT @aspyker: Great article that shows real world, at scale, values of considering buy exclusively vs build in house decisions. The cost is…
Oct 1, 2021 5:24 AM
@gootik Ironically I haven't been paying too much attention to Erlang runtime development recently, but looks like it's not there yet? htt…
Oct 1, 2021 5:14 AM
TFW you find out that the forest-to-city transition music in S1:E2 of @netflix's "Hilda" is by the daughter of Kevin Kline & Phoebe Cates.
Oct 1, 2021 4:36 AM
RT @zachklein: Want to know the quietest place on Earth? SF’s $2.2bn transit center during the middle of the day. All of the 70 bus gates a…
Oct 1, 2021 3:13 AM
Current M1 status: Erlang/OTP 24 [erts-12.1] [source] [64-bit] [smp:8:8] [ds:8:8:10] [async-threads:1] Eshell V12.1 (abort with ^G) 1>
Oct 1, 2021 1:23 AM
@richardmarx 1) Taxi 2) News Radio
Oct 1, 2021 1:20 AM
@__lucab I just move all of my UPL item end dates out by 3 months every time someone complains.