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Aug 31, 2020 11:01 PM
@notbangalore Oh, nothing serious. Just a mild slice. Band-Aid,Neosporin and a few Goldfish™ crackers and she was fine.
Aug 31, 2020 10:58 PM
Well, *was* exactly the size of the No. 2 hole. Now it’s slightly smaller.
Aug 31, 2020 10:58 PM
TIL: the two-year old’s index finger is exactly the size of the No. 2 holes in one of those metal twist pencil sharpeners. 😬
Aug 31, 2020 9:09 PM
Is there a MacOS plug-in that adds browser-tabs to the ⌘+Tab App Switcher? That feature would probably solve most of the world's problems.
Aug 31, 2020 8:37 PM
@StanKitsis I forget to take them out of my pockets.
Aug 31, 2020 6:15 AM
@doriantaylor also capitalism
Aug 31, 2020 6:11 AM
@doriantaylor Yes, the thot occurred 2 me. https://t.co/qEKbGRBmfO
Aug 31, 2020 6:10 AM
Galaxy Brain: if idiots like you keep buying replacements why would they waste R&D dollars *reducing* revenue?
Aug 31, 2020 6:08 AM
Huh, I guess given that the market cap of $APPL is currently currently 2 *trillion* dollars our top scientists are probably doing just that.
Aug 31, 2020 6:03 AM
Fuck putting a human on Mars. Our top scientists should be working around the clock on developing AirPods™ that can survive a laundry cycle.
Aug 31, 2020 4:20 AM
RT @Sharat_Chander: Goodnight, Luna. 🌙 https://t.co/0xiCrQ200U
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Aug 31, 2020 4:20 AM
@Sharat_Chander This is weapons-grade cuteness.
Aug 30, 2020 11:56 PM
@Zovinabenvin @hellobenvins @vinucharanya @micheal @LeoBenvin Welcome to the world! (And to Twitter!)
Aug 30, 2020 11:55 PM
@vinucharanya @micheal @hellobenvins @Zovinabenvin @LeoBenvin Congratulations!!! She's adorable!
Aug 30, 2020 10:20 PM
@juliaferraioli @Sajma Eudora in 1993
Aug 30, 2020 8:25 PM
RT @AdyBarkan: .@SteveScalise, These are not my words. I have lost my ability to speak, but not my agency or my thoughts. You and you…
Aug 30, 2020 8:03 PM
@JohnTeaseIII Our condolences to you and your family, John.
Aug 30, 2020 7:58 PM
RT @tonyhawk: Inspired by @katieledecky, I tried to do a bunch of basic skate tricks without spilling to little success. So I tried this as…
Aug 30, 2020 7:45 PM
RT @Jake_Hanrahan: Undercover police in #Belarus getting punched up by protestors and forced back into their van. https://t.co/jY8AhIzb6z
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Aug 30, 2020 6:12 PM
Serious Endor vibes on this AM’s hike. https://t.co/haFwCvV5U2
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Aug 30, 2020 4:15 AM
RT @IsaacDovere: there's a caravan of Trump supporters driving through Portland shooting people with paintball guns and spraying a hose of…
Aug 30, 2020 4:07 AM
RT @CNN: "We are scared as Black people in America." LeBron James calls for justice following the police shooting of Jacob Blake in Wiscon…
Aug 30, 2020 2:14 AM
RT @DanielStrauss4: The Biden statement on ending ODNI briefings starts out "This is not how democracy works. But it is how American nation…
Aug 29, 2020 5:19 PM
@outsidelandz @coolgrey Stern Grove, I think.
Aug 29, 2020 5:07 PM
RT @Real_WOTD: the word of the day is burden. it's when you're bein a bird
Aug 29, 2020 2:26 PM
@ktosopl :-(
Aug 29, 2020 4:09 AM
😬 https://t.co/Q3zAeDiO6w
Aug 29, 2020 2:13 AM
RT @AP: BREAKING: 'Black Panther' actor Chadwick Boseman dies at 43 after 4-year fight with colon cancer, representative tells AP. Find upd…
Aug 28, 2020 7:03 PM
RT @SF_emergency: Due to poor air quality today in San Francisco, some #COVID19 City testing sites are closing this afternoon, including th…
Aug 28, 2020 6:30 PM
@sriramk Not exactly what you are asking for, but the American Experience "Silicon Valley" doc is a wonderful story and wonderfully told.
Aug 28, 2020 6:19 PM
We shouldn’t open daycare centers until it’s safe for kids *and* teachers, but my 2yo’s current favorite toy/activity is a bit...disturbing…
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Aug 28, 2020 3:02 PM
@amdev Probably another case of PEBKAC: "Problem Exists Between Kleptocrat And Constitution"
Aug 28, 2020 2:56 PM
@amdev I think it might be a racism condition.
Aug 28, 2020 2:49 PM
@amdev Lucky for us that globally shared state is mutable.
Aug 28, 2020 6:12 AM
@hemeon Everything’s gonna be alright.
Aug 28, 2020 5:57 AM
@xuanzhuo85 @prchovanec Seriously tho, “good and justice”? Come on.
Aug 28, 2020 5:55 AM
@xuanzhuo85 @prchovanec I think you should re-read the books. Specifically re-examine The Thomas Wade vs. Cheng Xin debate. That’s the best…
Aug 28, 2020 5:40 AM
@xuanzhuo85 @prchovanec Look, if you want to justify Trump, re-read books 2 & 3. It’s the only argument you have.
Aug 28, 2020 5:36 AM
@kpk @mrdonut @miradu @TonyPrintezis FTW! #TwitterVMTeam
Aug 28, 2020 5:33 AM
@xuanzhuo85 @prchovanec 2) Books don’t have to be contemporaneous to to be relevant or applicable to a given circumstance.
Aug 28, 2020 5:33 AM
@xuanzhuo85 @prchovanec 1) if by “I’m a Trump” you mean you support Trump I’d love to hear why.
Aug 28, 2020 5:23 AM
@kpk @mrdonut @miradu Mr. Donut Robot https://t.co/0a7kxMrGUf
Aug 28, 2020 5:15 AM
@prchovanec 3) it (the trilogy) is, I have to say, the best possible defense of (pre-Covid) Trump supporters I have ever read
Aug 28, 2020 5:14 AM
@prchovanec 1) I learned about the author’s conservative views from Chinese colleagues 2) books 2 & 3 are where it all kicks in
Aug 28, 2020 5:12 AM
@dataandpolitics Pyre Phestival
Aug 28, 2020 5:09 AM
RT @PramilaJayapal: Police shot Jacob Blake seven times in the back, leaving him paralyzed. Meanwhile, Kyle Rittenhouse illegally carried…
Aug 28, 2020 4:51 AM
@mrdonut @kpk @miradu This was, what, 2014? 2015 maybe?
Aug 28, 2020 4:49 AM
@mathowie @textfiles Hah, I was pretty sure that was him.
Aug 28, 2020 4:48 AM
@mrdonut @kpk @miradu That said I’m pretty sure you were there then, no?
Aug 28, 2020 4:47 AM
@mrdonut @kpk @miradu It was a special time. And that time was breakfast. Monday through Friday. And then only Fridays. IIRC.
Aug 28, 2020 4:39 AM
@kpk @miradu Never forget the 6th-floor donut machine. https://t.co/1h3Gcb2tJe
Aug 28, 2020 4:20 AM
@rit Specifically from the basement, where they pay the guy to bang on the pipes every now and then.
Aug 28, 2020 4:14 AM
@rit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aug 28, 2020 4:03 AM
RT @hoverbird: Caught the end of the #RNC propaganda rally on the WH lawn. The closing medley featuered Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” bleed…
Aug 28, 2020 3:55 AM
RT @ReaderMeter: I just found out about the new Hotspot search in eBird. Beyond my wildest dreams. 🤩 https://t.co/uVZIqueKqJ
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Aug 28, 2020 3:55 AM
RT @ditzkoff: he can see me through the tv, can’t he https://t.co/neFiZMmFha
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Aug 28, 2020 3:53 AM
@parscale Your old boss is probably gonna sue you when all of this goes sideways in November so maybe give it a rest chucklefuck.
Aug 28, 2020 3:50 AM
@npilch I feel bad for us.
Aug 28, 2020 3:46 AM
This fucking gets me every goddamn time I watch it. https://t.co/vngTDcxGHm
Aug 28, 2020 3:43 AM
Nice Mussolini finish to the evening.
Aug 28, 2020 3:40 AM
The appropriation of Leonard Cohen’s "Hallelujah" is revolting and offensive yet, when compared to the crimes of these [redacted], trivial.
Aug 28, 2020 3:33 AM
RT @HeerJeet: Stephen Miller is a pretty shitty writer.
Aug 28, 2020 3:33 AM
RT @ComplexSports: The Mets and Marlins took the field, had a 42-second moment of silence, and then walked off. The only thing left on th…
Aug 28, 2020 3:29 AM
RT @BerniceKing: True story. https://t.co/DUay15www2
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Aug 28, 2020 3:26 AM
@mikeindustries Waldorf word salad seems to be the general vibe tonight.
Aug 28, 2020 3:25 AM
Ok, seriously, we should be able to suspend Twitter accounts for egregious violations of the Hatch Act.
Aug 28, 2020 3:23 AM
What the fuck is a "Waldorf compound"? Like the schools?
Aug 28, 2020 3:15 AM
@ssgtmas The lack of a spine makes it difficult.
Aug 28, 2020 3:06 AM
RT @jessebyrnes: Me when I see someone I know at the grocery store https://t.co/NPkZMeEMUb
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Aug 28, 2020 3:02 AM
RT @Yamiche: Trump: U.S. "has among the lowest case fatality rates of any major country in the world. The European Union's case fatality r…
Aug 28, 2020 3:02 AM
RT @JessicaValenti: Your regular reminder that the president is a rapist and serial sexual abuser and it barely even comes up anymore
Aug 28, 2020 3:00 AM
These fucken Hatch Act violations.
Aug 28, 2020 3:00 AM
This fucken guy.
Aug 28, 2020 2:52 AM
RT @DanRather: America, we’re paying for a campaign commercial in a house we own for a man most Americans didn’t vote for.
Aug 27, 2020 11:17 PM
RT @Sharat_Chander: Actually, it’s even worse. “Slack, where everyone has a speaking role in the movie they have no part in.” https://t.co…
Aug 27, 2020 9:09 PM
@kpk I just blame Google Docs.
Aug 27, 2020 6:39 PM
"What is the job of a milkshake?" is basically "the Aristocrats!" for MBAs.
Aug 27, 2020 3:28 PM
RT @WSAZRyanEpling: Before and after #Hurricane #Laura in Lake Charles, Louisiana #wx #louisiana #louisianawx #lakecharleslouisiana #wsaz h…
Aug 27, 2020 2:14 AM
RT @naomiosaka: https://t.co/miKzgSdGxY
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Aug 27, 2020 1:54 AM
RT @pnice008: This
Aug 27, 2020 1:09 AM
@laurenmzabel That was Tuesday.
Aug 27, 2020 12:08 AM
RT @goldman: This is amazing
Aug 26, 2020 11:52 PM
RT @JDumasReports: The Giants have post-poned its game tonight against the Dodgers in light of the nationwide boycots. #SFGiants @kron4news
Aug 26, 2020 11:51 PM
RT @YahooSports: The back of their shirts. (via @WashMystics) https://t.co/XTMNmfpXSo
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Aug 26, 2020 10:06 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: this really is absolutely incredible
Aug 26, 2020 10:05 PM
RT @TaylorRooks: Clock is at 0:00 —- Orlando Magic and Milwaukee Bucks are not on the court. https://t.co/qAjoXDWCom
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Aug 26, 2020 7:30 PM
RT @mikebettes: It really doesn't get much more real than this. 140mph Hurricane #Laura will make landfall after dark likely near Cameron,…
Aug 26, 2020 6:35 PM
@ryanoneill No, thank *you* Ryan!
Aug 26, 2020 4:29 PM
@ian https://t.co/2eJI9P8mE3
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Aug 26, 2020 4:17 PM
@kdspaul Oh, they do.
Aug 26, 2020 4:11 PM
First day of (remote, at home, via Zoom) first grade. https://t.co/kn7r3OILMI
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Aug 26, 2020 1:24 PM
RT @mattmfm: Folks: the RNC isn’t using Black speakers to engage Black voters. They’re using Black speakers to engage white people who want…
Aug 26, 2020 4:05 AM
6yo: "Dad?" Me: "Yes?" 6yo: "Dad...can we talk about Beyoncé?"
Aug 26, 2020 3:42 AM
Hey @KeithJKrach, WTF are you doing with these clowns? $DOCU #RNC2020
Aug 26, 2020 3:29 AM
@amyt s/eating chocolate/drinking wine
Aug 26, 2020 3:20 AM
RT @ArlanWasHere: Jacob Blake’s sister *did* that. https://t.co/TpEEWOI073
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Aug 26, 2020 2:59 AM
RT @that: when it's 4:01 and they haven't gotten out of your conference room yet https://t.co/gqmstooEH2
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Aug 26, 2020 2:50 AM
RT @jefposk: Goodnight sun Goodnight smoke Goodnight Trumps hopped up on coke https://t.co/v8rJwRoSwM
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Aug 26, 2020 2:13 AM
@cmeik Hamcrest once, hamcrest anywhere.
Aug 26, 2020 2:07 AM
@cmeik Also: https://t.co/L3RZ3gbdtN
Aug 26, 2020 2:06 AM
@cmeik Right. https://t.co/99OPk43uX6
Aug 25, 2020 9:20 PM
RT @danmayer: The year is 2040 the only available style of beer is IPA, most are 20% ABV and have a minimum of 8500 IBU rating... No one en…
Aug 25, 2020 8:15 PM
RT @ftrain: Wikipedia just alerted me that an edit made from my IP address was been reverted by a bot, which was surprising, so I looked in…
Aug 25, 2020 7:54 PM
RT @sfchronicle: SF’s transportation chief once again closes the Muni Metro light rail — 2 days after a much-anticipated reopening — follow…
Aug 25, 2020 5:05 PM
OH: "...so there is a general distrust doing this despite no one actually remembering why."
Aug 25, 2020 4:05 PM
RT @bubbaprog: did you guys think this one through or https://t.co/NHvqLjAghO
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Aug 25, 2020 3:28 PM
@NovalisDMT @jco And some of the details in it were well-thought out. https://t.co/R5li6dCqo7
Aug 25, 2020 1:58 PM
@NovalisDMT @jco Haven’t read it. :-) That said I did not like Winters’s "The Last Policeman" trilogy though the premise was interesting.
Aug 25, 2020 1:28 PM
@NovalisDMT @jco +1 for "The City & The City".
Aug 25, 2020 3:03 AM
RT @ftrain: Not even John Cage could hit one note this hard for four hours.
Aug 25, 2020 2:00 AM
RT @danpfeiffer: You need an advanced degree in Fox News to have any idea what these speakers are talking about.
Aug 25, 2020 1:58 AM
RT @rembert: diamond and milk https://t.co/CwwbVD88Um
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Aug 25, 2020 1:57 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: A 1000 foot marine layer is banked up along the coast this evening. Here's a view from space and from the ground (Pacifi…
Aug 25, 2020 12:48 AM
RT @oliverdarcy: Pretty amazing that those who want to watch the RNC right now have to tune into CNN or MSNBC.
Aug 25, 2020 12:05 AM
RT @flaviusbraz: https://t.co/lfjPytHMNU
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Aug 24, 2020 11:45 PM
RT @jamesithon: "Protests shouldn't turn into riots" Well arrests shouldn't turn into murders
Aug 24, 2020 10:57 PM
@jayholler So good on so many levels.
Aug 24, 2020 10:30 PM
As far as personal brands go I guess I could do a lot worse. https://t.co/0gOMBMstqW
Aug 24, 2020 6:41 PM
RT @nytgraphics: We've mapped the major wildfires burning across Northern California, which have claimed at least 4 lives, hundreds of home…
Aug 24, 2020 4:51 AM
RT @odannyboy: Important projects watching sexy projects get all the resources https://t.co/XNaO3fhHaq
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Aug 24, 2020 4:41 AM
RT @DrRJKavanagh: The unarmed man shot in the back by Kenosha police as he was walking away this afternoon is 29-year-old Jacob Blake. Thi…
Aug 24, 2020 4:40 AM
RT @Karnythia: His name was Jacob Blake. He deserved better. His children deserved better. May his memory be a comfort and a blessing to th…
Aug 24, 2020 3:37 AM
That said they were *a lot* less xenophobic, protectionist, and systemically racist than this garbage.
Aug 24, 2020 3:37 AM
To be fair to @realDonaldTrump I’ve written less realistic 4-year roadmaps than this. https://t.co/G8YfHMCbwu
Aug 24, 2020 3:08 AM
RT @robinnelee: Omg. Just the content I need.
Aug 24, 2020 2:49 AM
RT @RexChapman: Black Lives Matter. This is murder.
Aug 24, 2020 1:43 AM
@pasha407 Congrats!!!
Aug 24, 2020 1:37 AM
RT @WomenWhoCode: I like working #remotely because _________
Aug 24, 2020 1:37 AM
RT @Benioff: California has now had years of severe fires—this isnt a surprise—why has California not radically scaled the number of trucks…
Aug 23, 2020 11:24 PM
@amyf @AahnaBrown @pgarg @RadhikaBrown Yep, so I learned. 😬
Aug 23, 2020 9:22 PM
@palvaro @AahnaBrown @pgarg @RadhikaBrown Putting it near the top of the list! :-)
Aug 23, 2020 9:20 PM
@palvaro @AahnaBrown @pgarg @RadhikaBrown No, we have yet to try that approach.
Aug 23, 2020 9:16 PM
@seb_m Makes sense given current conditions!
Aug 23, 2020 9:13 PM
We redirected to Montara for a hike and hit up the mountain trail at McNee Ranch. Got this pair of northern flickers along the way. https:/…
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Aug 23, 2020 8:47 PM
TIL :-( https://t.co/Vy5wmBmHUy
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Aug 23, 2020 7:48 PM
RT @maddow: In Belarus, Lukashenko is now strutting around carrying a machine gun.
Aug 23, 2020 4:51 AM
RT @ian: @seldo @GregChase What I've learned from pinatas at kids birthday parties is that children are weak.
Aug 23, 2020 1:40 AM
RT @rplevy: Deep-liking is when you like tweet and the quoted tweet, some n levels deep Skip-liking is when you like the quoted tweet but…
Aug 23, 2020 1:40 AM
RT @benj_fry: That canned air from Spaceballs would be pretty great right now.
Aug 23, 2020 1:37 AM
RT @doriantaylor: @rplevy the other day @igb suggested "transitive like" but he informed me despite working at twitter he's not allowed to…
Aug 23, 2020 1:09 AM
Fire on the side of southbound 280 near San Bruno. Firefighters on the scene. #CaliforniaFires https://t.co/lXu1veEKQG
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Aug 22, 2020 9:56 PM
@minakimes @nytimes It’s a crime that "bytecode” doesn’t count.
Aug 22, 2020 1:40 PM
@CaptainPJ Happy birthday!!!
Aug 22, 2020 5:22 AM
@doriantaylor @lenazun Until the untimely end of Google Sleeper ruins it for everyone.
Aug 22, 2020 5:19 AM
@doriantaylor @lenazun Sensory deprivation x RSS
Aug 22, 2020 5:09 AM
@lenazun Google’d them and OMG they look amazing.
Aug 22, 2020 5:03 AM
@teresa By any means necessary. Thank Zod we live in California.
Aug 22, 2020 5:01 AM
@CaptainPJ This is next level.
Aug 22, 2020 4:58 AM
It’s not just me, right? Some of you also can't fall asleep w/o listening to a podcast with an AirPod™ in the non-pillow-side ear, yes?
Aug 22, 2020 4:44 AM
RT @techgirl1908: After spending 80 hours on the frontend... "Whew! I almost died. Ok let me knock out the API. Gimme 2 hours"
Aug 22, 2020 4:43 AM
RT @wangtian: For the record https://t.co/GZkGUxOscD
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Aug 22, 2020 3:32 AM
RT @NPR: Gov. Gavin Newsom says raging fires in California have burned an area the size of Rhode Island, with little relief in sight. "We s…
Aug 22, 2020 3:31 AM
RT @jpbrammer: if I owe you an email it would be an honor to die by your hand
Aug 22, 2020 2:49 AM
@joni_w5 @BirdWatchingMy @CornellBirds @GGAudubon Those are extinct AFAICT?
Aug 22, 2020 1:51 AM
@bshine Well, I *had* about 16oz of ice cold water.
Aug 22, 2020 1:39 AM
RT @bobkocher: As a person who has been working on Covid testing, this is not a good idea. There are pretty stunning differences in test pe…
Aug 22, 2020 1:22 AM
Birb twitter! Anyone have an ID on these ducks? Albino mallards? Spotted yesterday in GGP. #birdwatching /cc: @CornellBirds @GGAudubon ht…
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Aug 22, 2020 1:04 AM
@SalarRahmanian Not too bad in the park. Most of the smoke seems to get trapped on the east-side of Twin Peaks.
Aug 22, 2020 1:00 AM
@googledocs 35 faves on my OG Tweet. It’s not just me. Seriously, @googlesheets comments are write-only.
Aug 22, 2020 12:55 AM
9-5 in the park today. Blackberries and birds in between calls and emails and slacks and docs. https://t.co/mEvAfWW560
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Aug 21, 2020 7:17 PM
Working from the park is a great idea until your two year old pours 16oz of ice cold water onto your lap.
Aug 21, 2020 7:04 PM
RT @CaptainPJ: Oh hey, my art is on masks & stuff and there is free shipping right now! Code: FREESHIP8208bdc76 https://t.co/87xCa1Qg9b All…
Aug 21, 2020 2:54 PM
Another deep dive into the Linux kernel by @c0ngwang. https://t.co/bqaGrxpcuc
Aug 21, 2020 2:51 PM
RT @penberg: Good read on how Linux deals with socket data structure synchronization when you cannot sleep (mutex) in the network stack, bu…
Aug 21, 2020 2:51 PM
RT @miguelinlas3: The design of lock_sock() in Linux kernel https://t.co/J00EXobCWB
Aug 21, 2020 1:50 PM
We really need better slide/chart presentation technology in video conferencing. https://t.co/KN0Ppb4HMj
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Aug 21, 2020 1:30 PM
RT @cspan: LIVE --> @USPS Postmaster General DeJoy testifies on the U.S. Postal Service operations during COVID-19 pandemic & 2020 election…
Aug 21, 2020 4:41 AM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/e6uRoopf7A
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Aug 21, 2020 3:23 AM
I was, once again, reminded this morning of how beautiful the casting pools at the heart of Golden Gate Park are. https://t.co/NlLXQrXe7r
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Aug 21, 2020 2:00 AM
Spotted what I *think* is a juvenile pied-billed grebe on our AM walk. What do you think @GGAudubon? #birdwatching #birdphotography https…
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Aug 21, 2020 1:35 AM
@jhamlett Everyone in the singles line, six feet apart.
Aug 21, 2020 1:31 AM
RT @jubitaneja: What was that one question that made you learn Compilers for the first time? I am so curious to know your stories. :)
Aug 21, 2020 12:53 AM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: This is so important. Everyone in California must have a plan and be prepared in the event of a mandatory evacuation o…
Aug 20, 2020 5:47 PM
@Sharat_Chander @Doctor_Astro Probably a red-tailed Hawk.
Aug 20, 2020 3:39 PM
RT @BerkeleyFD: Citizens of Berkeley: Smell the smoke in the air? Please consider the risk that our hills pose and #beready to leave your h…
Aug 20, 2020 3:15 PM
RT @Shermichael_: Steve Bannon was taken into custody by US Postal Service Agents; if that's not ironic, I'm not sure what is.
Aug 20, 2020 4:56 AM
@teresa @googlesheets Nope, it’s all of us clicking and right-clicking and left-clicking and selecting "View comments" but all to no avail.
Aug 20, 2020 4:44 AM
The hardest problem in computer science is viewing comments in @googlesheets.
Aug 20, 2020 1:52 AM
The Art of the Deal https://t.co/8L27EviKhW
Aug 20, 2020 1:34 AM
A touch of grey. https://t.co/KhUjq3eqAP
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Aug 19, 2020 11:32 PM
Spotted a belted kingfisher, a juvenile black-crowned night heron, a mallard, and some trash pandas on our walk this morning. https://t.co/…
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Aug 19, 2020 11:07 PM
RT @teresa: What is going on on the other side of Oakland Hills? Maybe that’s Berkeley Hills https://t.co/u1eA2csqaZ
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Aug 19, 2020 1:58 PM
Went to sleep in San Franciso last night and woke up this morning in Delhi. #CaliforniaFires
Aug 19, 2020 5:35 AM
@GeraldVenzl Oregon?
Aug 19, 2020 4:07 AM
RT @dillonliam: Things are great here in California https://t.co/XwvuFsCClb
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Aug 19, 2020 3:21 AM
Argumentum Ornithologicum https://t.co/Szk4r6Z3vR
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Aug 19, 2020 3:08 AM
@sfhelmut @burritojustice @SandhyaABC7 https://t.co/Kfw9TI0TkG https://t.co/o0R9Za0A3C
Aug 19, 2020 3:06 AM
RT @igb: You should be able to reply to the "likes" on your Tweets.
Aug 19, 2020 2:53 AM
@EAEO @alexmk Just one, actually. But it is still open after almost five years.
Aug 19, 2020 2:46 AM
RT @jasonlk: San Mateo hills fire https://t.co/c1zdNAdBKP
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Aug 19, 2020 2:11 AM
RT @latimes: California's first plague case in 5 years is confirmed in South Lake Tahoe https://t.co/m2FdW1SeWJ
Aug 19, 2020 2:10 AM
RT @abc7newsbayarea: #BREAKING: A fire is now spreading in @PointReyesNPS. Latest on all Bay Area fires here: https://t.co/rLH9JxAN27
Aug 19, 2020 2:01 AM
RT @jefposk: Here's the Black Mountain webcam looking west at Point Reyes, with the smoke going south towards SF. https://t.co/ZLblLWuypt
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Aug 19, 2020 1:54 AM
@heyjoshua This is a strong move, personal brand-wise. I endorse.
Aug 19, 2020 1:27 AM
It smells like smoke out there. :-( #CaliforniaFires https://t.co/IK0TfB1kgX
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Aug 19, 2020 12:59 AM
@alexmk This is an improvement from when we kept tagging it as the Madison in Alabama. https://t.co/biHH5aAN9F https://t.co/BrXa7YjC9d
Aug 19, 2020 12:13 AM
@alexmk Rock the vote! https://t.co/X627Widupx
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Aug 19, 2020 12:09 AM
@alexmk Congratulations!!! #OnWisconsin
Aug 18, 2020 7:34 PM
@nicktornow I used to be able to do that but my perspective on this issue has now changed.
Aug 18, 2020 7:25 PM
2yo (reaching towards my face): Poke eyeballs? Me: No. 2yo: Poke eyeballs. Me: No. 2yo: Poke eyeballs! Me: No. 2yo: POKE EYEBALLS!!!
Aug 18, 2020 2:28 PM
What idiot called it "client & front-end development at Twitter" instead of "GUIduck"?
Aug 18, 2020 3:35 AM
RT @CoryBooker: I miss Obama, and I miss her husband too. #DemConvention
Aug 17, 2020 8:13 PM
@AlamedaCoAlert @ysr1729 Stay safe!!!
Aug 17, 2020 5:28 PM
Thunder and lightning off of Ocean Beach. https://t.co/XPtJDdJJAw
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Aug 17, 2020 12:05 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: The second surge of moisture is nearly here and small convective cells are beginning to blossom across the coast and Bay Ar…
Aug 17, 2020 12:05 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: Several strikes off of the San Mateo coast/Half Moon Bay area within the last few minutes.
Aug 17, 2020 11:58 AM
@jhamlett OMG
Aug 17, 2020 3:16 AM
Kayfabe Rules Everything Around Me
Aug 17, 2020 3:08 AM
RT @doctorow: New coinage: "Surveillance lag," the delay after a web page downloads, but before it renders, while the underlying ad-tech ru…
Aug 17, 2020 2:45 AM
@baroquebobcat The upside of the end of the world is the sunsets are gonna be fantastic.
Aug 17, 2020 2:31 AM
Sunset Twitter is gonna be...lit tonight.
Aug 16, 2020 11:13 PM
14 years ago today. This book really ruined flying for me. #flickr https://t.co/IKyMpHsZwe
Aug 16, 2020 11:04 PM
RT @karenmcgrane: @mwichary You don't have my favorite https://t.co/ZY1hACY7XW
Aug 16, 2020 10:46 PM
RT @ReutersIndia: Congress seeks probe into Facebook's treatment of BJP https://t.co/0MlKlHPFMr https://t.co/yaS1FdcTg2
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Aug 16, 2020 8:55 PM
@goldman The voicemail-to-podcast feature was one of the coolest features of Odeo.
Aug 16, 2020 7:57 PM
RT @joshgondelman: Steve Bannon now looks like the final boss you have to fight to free Willie Nelson from a dungeon. https://t.co/iOixFjhs…
Aug 16, 2020 7:57 PM
In between thunderstorms I spotted this house finch looking a little bit worse for wear. https://t.co/Soy8P8CJFu
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Aug 16, 2020 7:15 PM
@JimYoull To be sure it is a luxury that many cannot enjoy. :-(
Aug 16, 2020 7:06 PM
Nothing better than a thunderstorm on a Sunday afternoon. ❤️⛈
Aug 16, 2020 3:26 PM
@jayholler @Twitter @instagram @Flickr @Yahoo Nope! It isn’t. Props to @SmugMug for picking it up, but wish we’d been there to get it after…
Aug 16, 2020 3:25 PM
@jayholler @Twitter @instagram @Flickr @Yahoo A long shot, no doubt, but would have been a pretty amazing combo.
Aug 16, 2020 3:24 PM
@jayholler @Twitter @instagram I’ve always believed we should have tried to get @Flickr from @yahoo once we didn’t get @instagram.
Aug 16, 2020 3:19 PM
RT @JoeBiden: We need nationwide mask mandates.
Aug 16, 2020 3:19 PM
RT @GavinNewsom: During this major #heatwave we need to conserve energy. A few simple things you can do: - Set your A/C to 78° or higher…
Aug 16, 2020 3:08 PM
RT @SpeakerPelosi: Today, @SenSchumer, @RepMaloney & @SenGaryPeters join me in an urgent call for Postmaster General DeJoy and @USPS Board…
Aug 16, 2020 11:06 AM
RT @paulrholland: Rare thunder and lightning storm over the SF Bay Area. https://t.co/OZQC5wJjbk
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Aug 16, 2020 11:04 AM
RT @gillyarcht: OK, 3am #SanFrancisco #lightningtwitter is way sweeter than earthquaketwitter. And also, the location: https://t.co/PAtsv6L…
Aug 16, 2020 11:03 AM
@gillyarcht :-) https://t.co/u4me0wXGAB https://t.co/XVo8o2OpF7
Aug 16, 2020 11:02 AM
Lightning Twitter > Earthquake Twitter
Aug 16, 2020 10:53 AM
RT @burritojustice: here comes the thunder and the lightning https://t.co/3NcfJua74h
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Aug 16, 2020 10:53 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: Severe Thunderstorm Warning continues for San Jose CA, San Francisco CA, Fremont CA until 4:15 AM PDT https://t.co/bKGSiSew…
Aug 16, 2020 10:53 AM
@jeffrizzo It’s wild.
Aug 16, 2020 6:20 AM
RT @SFFDPIO: UPDATE DRAMATIC RESCUE OFF SUTRO BATHS — 3 TEENS DROWNING ALL SAVED BY @GGNRANPSAlerts #Oceanrescue and #SFFDCOASTALRESCUE 1 T…
Aug 16, 2020 6:13 AM
RT @igb: Democracy doesn’t die in darkness, it dies in the middle of Fifth Avenue, having been shot by the President of the United States.
Aug 16, 2020 6:06 AM
@alexmcpherson A Twitter API client library including a bespoke OAuth signing impl.
Aug 16, 2020 5:36 AM
@jefposk There’s a creek that feeds Metson Lake. Just below the stepping stones, right next to the lake is a small hollow with a lot of the…
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Aug 16, 2020 5:20 AM
@PaulSimonMusic @cproppe Hey...I was there for that along with @j_grand IIRC.
Aug 16, 2020 4:56 AM
Another hawk shot from this AM. https://t.co/wSLztKfwJG
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Aug 16, 2020 4:27 AM
RT @AlexandreKrausz: History in the making in #Belarus. #Lukashenko’s state police drop their attacking gear and let free Belarusians embra…
Aug 15, 2020 11:26 PM
RT @Jenn_Pastrak: Has anyone mentioned that the new ambassador to Canada is the wife of the Post Master General that's trying to sabotage t…
Aug 15, 2020 10:55 PM
We spotted red-tailed hawks, a wild turkey, turtles, and crayfish on this AM’s family hike in GGP. https://t.co/CxtnAtiFP6
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Aug 15, 2020 10:34 PM
RT @dipalua_: me, definitely not happy: "happy to chat!!!"
Aug 15, 2020 10:01 PM
The collective noun for Hatch Act violations is "a Scavino".
Aug 15, 2020 3:52 AM
RT @burritojustice: the best vent in SF https://t.co/ivTgekEANG
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Aug 15, 2020 3:50 AM
RT @chrisarvinsf: y'all do you i guess, but this tech worker loves the bay area too much to leave it voluntarily. you'll be dragging my dea…
Aug 15, 2020 3:46 AM
Hurricane Gehry https://t.co/tUoHMjrDq7
Aug 15, 2020 2:24 AM
RT @JenaGriswold: RT if you think @usps should put back the boxes they removed.
Aug 15, 2020 2:24 AM
RT @juanmapfont: Twitter feature request: “detweet”: Like an uno reverse card for tweets, cancel someone’s retweet/tweet.
Aug 15, 2020 2:19 AM
RT @ACLU: 🗣 USPS is the only mail carrier in which our privacy is constitutionally guaranteed.
Aug 15, 2020 1:38 AM
It was a long day at the office this morning. https://t.co/0yAnsd09uA
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Aug 14, 2020 9:42 PM
RT @BarackObama: Everyone depends on the USPS. Seniors for their Social Security, veterans for their prescriptions, small businesses trying…
Aug 14, 2020 12:58 AM
@bnr75 The ones who report to me laugh at every one of my jokes.
Aug 14, 2020 12:57 AM
RT @SFBART: About 70 seconds, maybe longer if you laid a real monster of a fart or sharted yourself.
Aug 14, 2020 12:54 AM
@bnr75 Here’s the best part: it’s actually the same job!
Aug 13, 2020 11:51 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS This such a dumb and dangerous abdication of leadership.
Aug 13, 2020 9:09 PM
My job? Oh, I'm a software engineering manager. But in my spare time I'm pursuing a career in standups comedy.
Aug 13, 2020 8:53 PM
Same. https://t.co/hkFzk5oZf3
Aug 13, 2020 1:11 PM
@jayholler :-( Me too, Jay. Me too. It will be interesting to see if COVID resets the market to something sustainable.
Aug 13, 2020 1:04 PM
@jayholler Microclimates FTW
Aug 13, 2020 11:33 AM
RT @HannaLiubakova: #Belarus. Information from the ground, and it's been confirmed to me personally. Foreign journalists are being detained…
Aug 13, 2020 6:40 AM
RT @jameshamblin: child 1: grandfather, we went to the attic and found your achievements child 2: oh do tell us about the time you shaped…
Aug 13, 2020 5:40 AM
RT @tonyhawk: One of the few positive effects of these scary times is the increased interest in skateboarding. It’s been uplifting to see s…
Aug 13, 2020 5:25 AM
RT @substitute: OMFG part of the california covid-19 failure was literally an expired SSL cert. https://t.co/3nRuVHynoJ
Aug 13, 2020 4:39 AM
@Zeke_Cao Yup!
Aug 13, 2020 4:38 AM
@dknightly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aug 13, 2020 3:44 AM
RT @jack: ?
Aug 13, 2020 2:52 AM
RT @TonyPrintezis: 7 years at @Twitter today! Crazy! Planning to celebrate tonight in style with a 2017 Cinema, one of my favorite reds fr…
Aug 13, 2020 2:50 AM
@teresa The microclimates boggle the mind.
Aug 13, 2020 1:53 AM
Summer in San Francisco https://t.co/jA96Zaw3UM
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Aug 13, 2020 1:37 AM
@bobhilt Unfortunately it's a legacy system with insufficient memory for modern applications like that.
Aug 13, 2020 1:24 AM
@hipsterelectron I agree.
Aug 13, 2020 1:23 AM
RT @thecuriousrose: 👋🏽 parents *already* realize this. It’s why we’re all so goddamned stressed and enraged at the completely impossible c…
Aug 13, 2020 1:20 AM
@hipsterelectron Oh no, there's no idea here. I am just an unthinking aggregation of reflexive responses to any user interfaces in front of…
Aug 13, 2020 1:09 AM
More than once a day I find myself trying to locate internal google docs via regular Google searches. https://t.co/wvIDwEgToI
Aug 12, 2020 12:53 PM
@State_E @andrewrsorkin @JoeSquawk @SquawkCNBC Building a national firewall to attack another nation’s firewall is a pretty bad idea, Keith.
Aug 12, 2020 4:36 AM
RT @carolineplz: Such Great Heights remains a timeless classic
Aug 12, 2020 4:00 AM
@cmeik As long as they play "Divine Hammer" as an encore I’m all in.
Aug 12, 2020 2:36 AM
RT @sammylemar: Today was a vibe. https://t.co/TZeBMkvEYZ
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Aug 12, 2020 1:49 AM
@yogirton @kimmaicutler @JaniceForBART Yes!
Aug 11, 2020 6:23 PM
Just spent 10 minutes dialed into the wrong meeting because I thought it was a silent pre-read. Turns out I was the only one on the call.
Aug 11, 2020 2:39 PM
@TonyReali Inspiration? I thought it was an actual sample!!!
Aug 11, 2020 2:36 PM
RT @jensimmons: Starting the day with the devastating news that Mozilla is laying off 250 people, about a quarter of the company. https://t…
Aug 11, 2020 1:16 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Today, we updated our iOS open source projects! 👩💻 https://t.co/rAoJvUfEgv Twitter Logging Service v2.9.0 Twitter Netwo…
Aug 11, 2020 4:36 AM
RT @hwinkler4real: Fauch on the Couch .. chatting health stuff https://t.co/2yZVDJXbS2
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Aug 11, 2020 2:35 AM
RT @arhayward: Let's start the week like we did the last one, hmm? Twitter is now hiring a Senior Director for Global Accessibility, to le…
Aug 11, 2020 2:29 AM
@doriantaylor They don’t let me anywhere near the product. https://t.co/kkTrZHvEkV
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Aug 11, 2020 2:19 AM
@npilch Also https://t.co/f7fcEh8M1p
Aug 11, 2020 2:14 AM
@npilch An oak titmouse.
Aug 11, 2020 2:13 AM
QT'ing should allow you to enable/disable “transitive faves” that propagate from the quoting Tweet to the quoted Tweet.
Aug 11, 2020 1:53 AM
RT @maxseddon: The footage streaming in from Minsk, in spite of an internet blockade and reports the army has been deployed against protest…
Aug 11, 2020 1:24 AM
From here on out we are referring to our front-end work as "divops". /cc: @xcv58 @imanhpoint @CaptainPJ @vinucharanya https://t.co/Fkagz9k…
Aug 10, 2020 11:42 PM
RT @zunguzungu: In free market terms, the post office is a more profitable enterprise than Uber
Aug 10, 2020 11:42 PM
RT @Policy: Twitter signed onto this Amicus Brief. These visas attract global talent to the US over everywhere else. They enjoy broad, bipa…
Aug 10, 2020 10:40 PM
Spotted this mourning dove this, uh, morning on our walk. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/os1ibK7KcH
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Aug 10, 2020 4:49 AM
RT @TwitterA11y: Be a part of building Twitter's Accessibility team. We're looking for engineers with an expertise and passion for creating…
Aug 10, 2020 4:44 AM
RT @TheCricketerMag: "Always walking in with the bowler..." Watch this incredible footage from a game in Abbottabad, Pakistan. 🎥 @ShakirA…
Aug 10, 2020 4:38 AM
@ftrain ANTWEETA
Aug 10, 2020 3:31 AM
@hipsterelectron @njm You’ve never met @njm then. ;-)
Aug 10, 2020 2:49 AM
@guypbenson You are usually better than this, Guy. Uncritically amplifying the @gop party line of putative voter fraud from a @gop staffer?…
Aug 10, 2020 1:36 AM
@christhalinger I have done a bit of money laundering in that machine so quite possible.
Aug 10, 2020 1:18 AM
RT @JamesGleick: Just for example, Biden may not feel its okay for foreign dictators to murder American journalists.
Aug 10, 2020 1:17 AM
Congrats Saša! https://t.co/AZiX5YDqrX
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Aug 10, 2020 1:03 AM
RT @HannaLiubakova: #Belarus. Repressions did follow. People are being randomly detained right now in the Minsk city centre. One day before…
Aug 10, 2020 1:02 AM
RT @SamanthaJPower: Historic election in Belarus today but Svetlana #Tikhanovskaya—who is hoping to unseat dictator Alexander #Lukashenko—w…
Aug 9, 2020 11:34 PM
RT @USPS_TimNorman: The U.S. Postal Service will dedicate stamps honoring pioneering Japanese American artist Ruth Asawa (1926-2013), on Au…
Aug 9, 2020 10:22 PM
I'd have to assume that @njm is somehow responsible for this. https://t.co/EEChLW4vLO
Aug 9, 2020 9:03 PM
RT @crocodilethumbs: Pixar: so it starts with the love story of childhood sweethearts Carl and Elle Me: omg they’re perfect Pixar: right…
Aug 9, 2020 8:55 PM
Spotted this chestnut-backed chickadee on a socially-distant walk along San Francisco country roads with the family this afternoon. https:/…
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Aug 9, 2020 3:30 PM
@HomelandKen @SenJeffMerkley You are a partisan hack with a junior-high-level sense of humor, Ken. Defund @DHSgov.
Aug 9, 2020 12:04 PM
@HomelandKen @SenJeffMerkley Hey Ken, maybe it’s that the feds *and* the cops are the problem? 🤔 Anyway, defund @DHSgov.
Aug 9, 2020 4:47 AM
@the_yeti Mr. Grey!
Aug 9, 2020 2:54 AM
An early-evening Anna’s hummingbird. https://t.co/rwj0ivb3JT
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Aug 9, 2020 2:31 AM
@paulg @AOC We could all post on @Twitter in 2006 with our Nokia 5190s before @jack was a billionaire so I’m not sure I understand your poi…
Aug 9, 2020 1:47 AM
@alexcameron89 Congratulations! The promotion is pretty cool too.
Aug 9, 2020 1:30 AM
Spotted a house finches, chestnut-backed chickadees, and house sparrows from the patio this afternoon. #birdwatching #birdphotography https…
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Aug 8, 2020 10:20 PM
RT @rakyll: Your performance review system should never get to the point where finding a new job is easier than writing a promo package.
Aug 8, 2020 8:58 PM
@zachklein 280 between SF and Palo Alto.
Aug 8, 2020 5:29 PM
RT @kenklippenstein: How did George Bush get a million people killed in Iraq then just rebrand as Bob Ross
Aug 8, 2020 4:25 PM
RT @polotek: This ended up being a really important shift in how I think about the reputation of brands. Companies are mostly incapable of…
Aug 8, 2020 3:10 PM
RT @HeerJeet: Fire departments and Public Libraries are viewed favourably by the vast majority of people despite racking up billions in los…
Aug 8, 2020 8:20 AM
RT @katzish: I keep thinking about Trump jackhammering the friezes at Bonwit Teller because the Met wanted them and it would take time and…
Aug 8, 2020 3:16 AM
@eladgil We are all trapped in our own subjectivity, Elad. There’s no exit.
Aug 8, 2020 2:53 AM
@justinmhunter @mcpb Anthemic.
Aug 8, 2020 2:30 AM
@sasa I guess we'll have to acquire @PlusPlusHQ in a few years to get you and @markog back. We’ll miss you in the meantime tho. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aug 8, 2020 2:22 AM
@jayholler @davidjrusek @drewgassaway https://t.co/aV1BOsNVqX
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Aug 8, 2020 2:17 AM
@amyf I mean, it’s not a revelation or anything and we’ve all said it a million times before but OMG IDK it’s unending.
Aug 8, 2020 1:40 AM
RT @jonfavs: Trump is going to issue an executive order requiring insurance companies to do what they’re already required to do under the A…
Aug 8, 2020 1:20 AM
@andy_wilco @seg_inthecity Interesting bottle shape.
Aug 8, 2020 12:46 AM
Every day is take your children to work day now. https://t.co/Oy3eDaeARm
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Aug 7, 2020 9:57 PM
Got close up to this great blue heron as well. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/2gwZzRSair
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Aug 7, 2020 9:56 PM
We also saw this, uh, hairy woodpecker too. Look, don’t be so immature. That’s just what it’s called, OK? #birdwatching #birdphotography h…
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Aug 7, 2020 9:56 PM
Spotted this black phoebe on our walk this AM. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/2ShFOEZA5I
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Aug 7, 2020 1:56 PM
RT @SFBART: Love the vibes 🤙
Aug 7, 2020 1:26 PM
RT @Cap_Kaveman: Oh my God. https://t.co/OJ1W29GPyl
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Aug 7, 2020 4:01 AM
RT @MBVD: .@GovHawaii just announced that the 14-day interisland travel quarantine will be reinstated starting on Tuesday, Aug. 11, followi…
Aug 7, 2020 3:06 AM
@davidjrusek Welcome to management.
Aug 7, 2020 2:41 AM
Anyway, we are going back to the park tomorrow and everyday next week.
Aug 7, 2020 2:41 AM
We spent the day in the house today (instead of at the park) which was an interesting A/B test of kids vs. meeting efficacy.
Aug 7, 2020 2:28 AM
RT @QuinnyPig: Ancient sysadmin wisdom: Reduce the TTLs on your DNS records a few days before the change or risk annoyed users.
Aug 7, 2020 2:25 AM
RT @GLoosley: 24/7 Lo-fi Hip Hop Beats to @SFBART to 🌅🚈🎵🚈🌅 https://t.co/3jVI7HoAjT
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Aug 7, 2020 2:22 AM
@DrJorts Gleaming the cube!!!
Aug 7, 2020 2:20 AM
RT @PlanetofFinks: Three step plan for reopening schools: 1. Witness me. 2. I live I die I live again 3. I am awaited in Valhalla
Aug 6, 2020 7:38 PM
@StoicLeys Thoughts and prayers.
Aug 6, 2020 6:41 PM
TFW when you realize your camera is on during a meeting when you are making funny faces to your kids who are off screen.
Aug 6, 2020 5:06 PM
RT @wangtian: But there are 6.. https://t.co/S0qZ1xzsvQ
Aug 6, 2020 4:53 PM
@slyphon @davidjrusek I dunno. TwitterJDK 11 is available for canarying and via MDE. https://t.co/QYywiffR14
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Aug 6, 2020 4:14 PM
RT @TwitterSupport: When it comes to conversations with government and state-affiliated media accounts on Twitter, we’re helping to make th…
Aug 6, 2020 3:17 PM
@KeithJKrach GTFO with this xenophobic bullshit, Keith.
Aug 6, 2020 2:43 PM
@jco @dijkstracula Also his short stories are pretty fascinating. Especially his early ones: https://t.co/DEZsZksI2x
Aug 6, 2020 2:41 PM
@jco @dijkstracula ... I’d suggest checking out Vinge’s other works (The Peace Wars, etc.).
Aug 6, 2020 2:41 PM
@jco @dijkstracula These two are certainly a pair. The third is a little less interesting IMO...
Aug 6, 2020 2:14 PM
RT @bcmerchant: This is such a perfect example of modern innovation in action — wireless charging, which saves us like 0.001 seconds every…
Aug 6, 2020 1:56 PM
RT @NoraDenzel: It's not a career ladder: it's an obstacle course designed to identify how hard you want in.
Aug 6, 2020 4:42 AM
RT @SarahSpain: You can still be smart, funny, edgy & opinionated without being cruel or unfair. The people/stories you cover are real peop…
Aug 6, 2020 4:32 AM
RT @RexChapman: This bride was taking wedding photos yesterday as the explosion happened in Beirut...https://t.co/2eh1eYQut8
Aug 6, 2020 4:27 AM
RT @leyawn: if you reply to something i retweeted and insist on including me in the reply please do not fucking embarass me
Aug 6, 2020 3:23 AM
The day started off cold & windy, but after a roadmap review/hike it warmed up and ended with the 2yo passing out in a staff meeting. https…
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Aug 6, 2020 12:33 AM
@jayholler @jpd It was the 90’s, Jay. It was the 90’s.
Aug 6, 2020 12:31 AM
A brown creeper, a greater scaup, a Steller’s jay, and a great blue heron today at the park. #birdwatching #birdphotography https://t.co/H6…
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Aug 5, 2020 4:02 AM
@catia3045 Yeah, would love an opt-out config for both.
Aug 5, 2020 3:53 AM
RT @WhoseRyanStiles: Break me off a piece of that Tik Tok deal.
Aug 5, 2020 3:47 AM
@hipsterelectron https://t.co/w4KwjK5HkS
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Aug 5, 2020 3:44 AM
@hipsterelectron It’s omnipresent at the top of my iOS TL.
Aug 5, 2020 3:16 AM
How do I turn off Fleets? I’m sure it’s a lovely, well designed & engineered feature, but it’s not for me.
Aug 5, 2020 2:46 AM
RT @gillyarcht: @burritojustice Hallo, from the other side https://t.co/Dtd2wa9Ebq
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Aug 5, 2020 2:13 AM
@VinodReddyGN @Twitter @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Its @pgarg’s fault. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aug 5, 2020 2:11 AM
Eight hours in the park today! https://t.co/VvNbtWHKKG
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Aug 5, 2020 1:39 AM
@FLETC @HomelandKen @CBP Transitively defund @FLETC by defunding the police. And @DHSgov. And @CPB.
Aug 5, 2020 12:56 AM
@likaluca @anildash First we have to un-President someone.
Aug 5, 2020 12:51 AM
RT @maggieNYT: Beirut Explosion: 'I Was Bloodied and Dazed. Beirut Strangers Treated Me Like a Friend.' A disturbing first-person account b…
Aug 5, 2020 12:39 AM
RT @JunaeBrown: As we prepare for Instagram to role out the “Reels” feature 😂🤦🏾♀️https://t.co/KZn64aUFVf
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Aug 4, 2020 7:53 PM
RT @Telegraph: 🔴 Lebanon's Head of General Security says the blast was caused by a fire in a depot of highly explosive material, including…
Aug 4, 2020 5:32 PM
I’m 2.5 hours into this call and I am totally convinced @0xcdc should have his own show on @NPR.
Aug 4, 2020 5:13 AM
RT @prchovanec: Because free and open economies are more prosperous and dynamic than closed ones. https://t.co/GY1ScNTPnc
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Aug 4, 2020 4:17 AM
@rashmi_ur @Twitter @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown https://t.co/clxTlIRmPR
Aug 4, 2020 4:15 AM
@rashmi_ur @Twitter @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Yes!!!!
Aug 4, 2020 3:29 AM
@rsarver @Twitter @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Infinitely-open office plan.
Aug 4, 2020 2:42 AM
The new @Twitter HQ is pretty nice TBH. https://t.co/F8d443IflC
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Aug 4, 2020 2:26 AM
RT @prchovanec: A sound policy towards TikTok does not treat it as a one-off "fix", and certainly not as some kind of weird money jackpot f…
Aug 4, 2020 2:22 AM
RT @wongmjane: Twitter’s new like animations are created using Adobe After Effects, exported as json with Bodymovin and can be rendered usi…
Aug 4, 2020 1:36 AM
RT @ptraughber: One of the problems with American suburbs is that there are rarely places to buy food and socialize within a short walking…
Aug 4, 2020 12:44 AM
Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around. https://t.co/YNlSJroJ1q
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Aug 3, 2020 4:25 AM
Having to do the tragedy and the farce at the same time is a bit much TBH.
Aug 3, 2020 4:04 AM
RT @aquariusacquah: funniest thing on here are the tech bros who have decided its cool to be republican now bc they didnt like how the sf g…
Aug 3, 2020 3:32 AM
@seldo It’s not perfect (I miss a meeting or 1:1 very week) but it’s way better than being in the house.
Aug 3, 2020 3:32 AM
@seldo A large lawn with very few people around makes for an effective, COVID-safe nanny while I try to get work done via a mobile hotspot.
Aug 3, 2020 3:31 AM
@seldo Spending most of each weekday in Golden Gate park with two small (6 & 2) children.
Aug 3, 2020 3:04 AM
@back40feet Co-signed.
Aug 3, 2020 2:58 AM
@ptraughber @starsandrobots +1
Aug 3, 2020 1:09 AM
@MrAndyNgo @HomelandKen Even fascism apologists sometimes pretend to be members of the press, Andy.
Aug 2, 2020 11:48 PM
RT @laraseligman: DOD confirms that Tata is withdrawing from consideration to be undersecretary of defense for policy; instead being instal…
Aug 2, 2020 11:22 PM
@timbray @timmyce @TwitterEng It’s a work in progress, but you can read more about the origin of our efforts here: https://t.co/P3o4UThcQ2 …
Aug 2, 2020 11:20 PM
@timbray I’m on @timmyce’s team on this one. At @TwitterEng we’ve recently adopted style guides and policies to replace terms like "sanity …
Aug 2, 2020 8:08 PM
RT @charles_irl: They say you die twice: the first time when your heart beats its last, the second time when the last person who knows your…
Aug 2, 2020 7:52 PM
@JuddPDeere45 @WHRapidResponse 🤔 https://t.co/8FQUlfZQDg
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Aug 2, 2020 7:45 PM
Post-apocalyptic playtime in an abandoned parking lot. https://t.co/gOqwYNDMVP
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Aug 2, 2020 2:48 AM
This (Coopers?) hawk stopped by at twilight with a snack in it’s claws. Low light made for a tough photo. #birdwatching #birdphotography ht…
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Aug 2, 2020 2:22 AM
Spotted this Anna’s hummingbird in a Menlo Park backyard this evening. #birdwatching #birdwatching https://t.co/ZDTqbwJQcl
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Aug 2, 2020 2:17 AM
RT @JoshuaPotash: Oh my God. Chicago tonight. https://t.co/d4y8W9t8Co
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Aug 1, 2020 11:49 PM
RT @davidaxelrod: Maybe the best idea for the @MLB is to declare the last team that is COVID-free the World Series Champs? https://t.co/UwL…
Aug 1, 2020 9:02 PM
@cbarchak @rabois Sure. Like I said, I don’t understand @rabois’s analogy to TikTok vis-à-vis airlines. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aug 1, 2020 8:34 PM
@cbarchak @rabois Sure but I can fly on both U.S.- and foreign-owned airlines from within the U.S. so I’m not sure what the analogy is supp…
Aug 1, 2020 8:29 PM
@cbarchak @rabois Non-US airlines? 🤔
Aug 1, 2020 6:00 PM
RT @prchovanec: I think the data security and censorship issues with a Chinese-owned TikTok are very real. But I don’t think building our o…
Aug 1, 2020 2:30 PM
I finally managed to sign in to the app! 🙌🎉 https://t.co/ovhFv7HL12
Aug 1, 2020 4:44 AM
@rabois Why are foreigners a greater threat than US citizens? Also I’m pretty sure there are commercial airlines owned by foreigners.
Aug 1, 2020 4:37 AM
@rabois @karaswisher Ok, I’ll @byte_app, why is it "absolutely necessary"?
Aug 1, 2020 4:19 AM
They are common and everywhere but they are still pretty cool birds. White-crowned sparrow at GGP this afternoon. #birdwatching #birdphotog…
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Aug 1, 2020 3:57 AM
As I was saying... https://t.co/db9Ezhf7fh
Aug 1, 2020 3:20 AM
Ok @vine, it’s now or never.
Aug 1, 2020 2:30 AM
RT @katzish: This is @sarahcpr’s fault
Aug 1, 2020 2:20 AM
RT @nathanwpyle: if a baseball team wins then they should have automatically have 0 errors for that game because frankly it all worked out
Aug 1, 2020 1:49 AM
Another long day at the office ended abruptly due to poor power supply planning on my part. https://t.co/qEVVkXq7bH
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Aug 1, 2020 12:00 AM
RT @shatil: If I was the US government and I wanted TikTok shut down, I’d greenlight a Google purchase