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Apr 30, 2020 11:29 PM
@shatil @javawithjiva https://t.co/PuUQAmje0c
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Apr 30, 2020 9:09 PM
https://t.co/9z8Ro81gqD https://t.co/c8LslqmnJD
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Apr 30, 2020 8:25 PM
Pretty neat project! https://t.co/QBWPCYPjx9 #erlang #rust
Apr 30, 2020 4:38 PM
Great coaching/parenting/teaching advice from @TinaSyer4! https://t.co/z4iIDSbW5F
Apr 30, 2020 2:39 PM
RT @bgurley: Lazy web - I am looking to find one or two of the world’s leading modern experts on supply chain optimization - particularly s…
Apr 30, 2020 6:00 AM
@sayrer I figured it was capturing parallel lines receding to a vanishing point.
Apr 30, 2020 5:27 AM
RT @pgarg: Same. Hugs to folks @lyft, please DM me if you are interested in applying for any open positions at @stitchfix
Apr 30, 2020 12:36 AM
RT @DrDenaGrayson: This, this, this.👇🏼 https://t.co/uP9IPeABiT
Apr 29, 2020 10:13 PM
@lenazun @ReadMoreWomen I know. It’s wonderfully random.
Apr 29, 2020 10:11 PM
Sorry I'm late to this meeting...my nap ran a little longer than expected.
Apr 29, 2020 10:08 PM
@ReadMoreWomen https://t.co/CqRG4E7taY
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Apr 29, 2020 9:49 PM
RT @seanjtaylor: I know some talented data scientists (SF-based) who will be looking for new roles starting today. My DMs are open, please…
Apr 29, 2020 9:40 PM
RT @marius: A taco truck (with appropriate social distancing) on every corner doesn’t sound like such a bad idea now, does it?
Apr 29, 2020 8:33 PM
RT @hknightsf: BREAKING: Some restrictions on the Bay Area's shelter-in-place rules will be lifted on Monday. Approved activities include a…
Apr 29, 2020 5:47 PM
RT @normanmaurer: So sorry to hear about the layoffs @lyft ... if you are looking for a job let me know. I am hiring for my team
Apr 29, 2020 5:42 PM
RT @ssgtmas: @igb @lyft Same here. Unlike @igb I do not have hiring privileges, but can make connections.
Apr 29, 2020 4:18 PM
Hugs to the folks @lyft. DMs are open for anyone affected by this. It’s tough times all around but I’ll help you find something if I can. h…
Apr 29, 2020 4:03 PM
KREE AMERICA NOW https://t.co/vShHpUW3vt
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Apr 29, 2020 3:19 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/8ZdFDlfJkD
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Apr 29, 2020 6:03 AM
RT @MNateShyamalan: [walking through the valley of the shadow of death] it’s nice just to get outside :)
Apr 29, 2020 5:57 AM
@arrdem My best content is hidden in the alts.
Apr 29, 2020 5:56 AM
What idiot called it "dad joke Twitter" instead of "corny on main"?
Apr 29, 2020 5:51 AM
RT @emmawage: Calling for a temporary ban on data visualization until we figure out what is going on https://t.co/bQAG1PRQAa
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Apr 29, 2020 5:45 AM
@arrdem https://t.co/IbTw7Iq7zR https://t.co/egmycFGuIh
Apr 29, 2020 4:06 AM
RT @raffi: build. test. deploy. the circle of life. /cc @DevProd http://t.co/mOxKDVvR07
Apr 29, 2020 2:27 AM
@synecdotal @TwitterEng https://t.co/WkhUTpIkc7
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Apr 29, 2020 2:23 AM
RT @thrashermag: 📨 Tanner Napper 🎥 Dave Abair https://t.co/1N8pm15BXY
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Apr 29, 2020 2:13 AM
RT @EasyAgile: Does everyone in your company do support? 🤔 Nick Muldoon (@njm) , Easy Agile Co-CEO explains why customer service is so imp…
Apr 29, 2020 1:59 AM
RT @posco: One of the last things I did at Twitter was look into Bazel. In 2015 it was early but interesting. I was intrigued and started t…
Apr 28, 2020 8:44 PM
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS We need leadership, not multi-million-dollar circuses.
Apr 28, 2020 8:20 PM
RT @cordeliadillon: Used TweetDeck today for the first time in, what, 5 years for #AXSChat and was pleasantly surprised to see that alt tex…
Apr 28, 2020 6:46 PM
@burritojustice O’Shaughnessy FTW
Apr 28, 2020 6:41 PM
@amdev If a computer dies in its dreams then it dies IRL.
Apr 28, 2020 4:33 PM
Hey @TwitterOSS, @nedsegal hear me out... https://t.co/zFObcWH08d
Apr 28, 2020 4:31 PM
RT @nuthaven: This is my favorite bit of early-UNIX history trivia: When AT&T donated the V6 source code to Berkeley, it was classified as…
Apr 28, 2020 4:08 PM
RT @pmorelli: SF should do this. Imagine Union, chestnut, Polk with cafes down the center of the road, a few bike lanes.
Apr 28, 2020 2:05 PM
@danluu ...given the limited semantic resolution of humanly comprehensible mediums of communication"?
Apr 28, 2020 2:03 PM
@danluu Was it something like "every narrative is a subjective filter and objective truth is impossible to convey for sufficiently complex …
Apr 28, 2020 5:06 AM
@AsmaraRahat Stay safe and get better, Asmara!
Apr 28, 2020 5:05 AM
RT @AsmaraRahat: Dear All In this lockdown situation, please donot take anything easy.I had few mild symptoms from Friday and I tested Cov…
Apr 28, 2020 2:45 AM
@tonybonesarelli https://t.co/ElAuCoEpOZ
Apr 27, 2020 10:51 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Twitter's @c0ngwang & @danluu walk through the discovery, debugging, and patching of a Linux kernel bug. https://t.co/ZjP…
Apr 27, 2020 9:54 PM
This press conference is just a bunch of CEOs congratulating their employees. Unlikely that @realDonaldTrump will take any questions.
Apr 27, 2020 9:15 PM
RT @danielnazer: Reminder that the best case scenario for the end of this year is that an even more angry and bitter Trump is president for…
Apr 27, 2020 8:50 PM
RT @zittrain: Huge win for @CarlMalamud's https://t.co/sYzpaLGevp -- and the public -- in #SCOTUS: states can't copyright their laws, inclu…
Apr 27, 2020 7:44 PM
RT @LondonBreed: With the Stay Home Order extended to May, we're taking steps to allow people to maintain physical distancing. So starting…
Apr 27, 2020 7:31 PM
RT @K8brannen: The White House was being sarcastic when it said it was canceled.
Apr 27, 2020 7:14 PM
RT @AmandaMGoetz: The future of work is figuring out childcare not slack integrations. Send tweet.
Apr 27, 2020 7:12 PM
RT @polotek: The fuck is this?! #MayThe4th
Apr 27, 2020 4:54 PM
@Zeke_Cao @MerlinBirdID Merlin still says "northern mockingbird". :-)
Apr 27, 2020 4:48 PM
@Zeke_Cao @MerlinBirdID If this was Portland then it’s likely (per Merlin Bird ID) to be a northern mockingbird.
Apr 27, 2020 4:46 PM
@Zeke_Cao Hmm...looks like a mockingbird at first glance. Let me see what @MerlinBirdID has to see though...
Apr 27, 2020 2:58 PM
The Hate of the Union https://t.co/nfokGNqhNO
Apr 27, 2020 2:07 PM
RT @MattGertz: The president wanting to quadruple the price you pay to ship packages because he thinks, probably incorrectly, that it will…
Apr 27, 2020 8:04 AM
I just told a joke in a dream and woke up laughing IRL.
Apr 27, 2020 4:14 AM
*watching "Return of the Jedi" with the family* Family: ... Family: ... 6yo: "Stormtroopers are pretty easy to kill."
Apr 27, 2020 3:23 AM
@anildash Not going to the office.
Apr 27, 2020 2:25 AM
Whatever parasite causes #MAGA, homophonic substitution of words in Tweets seems to be an obvious side-effect/marker. https://t.co/qOTjAwDf…
Apr 27, 2020 2:12 AM
RT @superchunk: What’s “this”? Not getting sick? Not making other people sick? https://t.co/e9bOuT1BKI
Apr 27, 2020 2:08 AM
RT @doriantaylor: so has anybody with one of those monowheels done gizmoduck for halloween yet
Apr 27, 2020 1:26 AM
RT @ditzkoff: musical theater twitter is about to collide with NBA twitter and it's going to be high school all over again
Apr 27, 2020 1:26 AM
RT @realemilyattack: I’m locked out of my dogs Facebook account that i created in 2010 and they won’t let me back in unless I send over a c…
Apr 27, 2020 1:23 AM
RT @anamariecox: Never forget. https://t.co/sUkypITQlP
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Apr 27, 2020 1:21 AM
Hey @Scavino45, can we give the @realDonaldTrump RTs a rest tonight? I know you guys had a rough week but America’s going through a lot rn.
Apr 27, 2020 12:54 AM
Does XCode have any built-in automation or workflows for that?
Apr 27, 2020 12:53 AM
What's the best way to refactor a bunch of MacOS app Objective-C code into a library that can be used by both MacOS and iOS?
Apr 27, 2020 12:42 AM
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Nobody who knows you *and* knows history (it's a small overlap, I know) says that.
Apr 26, 2020 10:56 PM
@realDonaldTrump Come on, buddy. Be best.
Apr 26, 2020 9:46 PM
RT @danielepolencic: THREAD: What if you could control Kubernetes with Excel? I think this time I went too far, but bear with me. https:/…
Apr 26, 2020 9:33 PM
RT @thenobleprizes: We are accepting nominations. The only category is Russia.
Apr 26, 2020 9:20 PM
RT @emilygee: The bodega down the street has photographed all their shelves and posted an enormous collage outside so you can browse withou…
Apr 26, 2020 6:54 PM
Conflating the Nobel prize with the Pulitzer *and* misspelling "Nobel" repeatedly is pretty much on brand for our dumb president/@scavino45…
Apr 26, 2020 5:39 PM
My "Bernie 2020" mug finally arrived. https://t.co/0fJtmdfO1M
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Apr 26, 2020 2:26 PM
RT @bennygold: So many people are out in big groups drinking in the park, skating together and ignoring how serious things are. Please stay…
Apr 26, 2020 2:08 PM
RT @audubonsociety: Today is John James Audubon's birthday! Celebrate the day by downloading one of his prints for free: https://t.co/u3bb…
Apr 26, 2020 3:41 AM
RT @ContextSans: SF closed the 9(!) golf courses in the City & turned them into parks for social distance recreation. Lovely! Genuinely a…
Apr 26, 2020 1:04 AM
@fundou @pgarg https://t.co/G9SlS6LFRO
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Apr 25, 2020 8:59 PM
@bgingold https://t.co/MqQhg10wTR
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Apr 25, 2020 8:46 PM
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS We...we all watched live. It...it was broadcast by the @WhiteHouse. WTH are you talking about? What "media"?
Apr 25, 2020 8:35 PM
RT @BenjySarlin: This is the start of the horror movie where everyone turns into Tom Hanks
Apr 25, 2020 8:05 PM
@peterseibel https://t.co/H5pKWBakoa
Apr 25, 2020 7:16 PM
@teresa 🙌🏻
Apr 25, 2020 6:48 PM
RT @jackiereses: 1/3 At Square Capital we’ve seen that the top reason PPP loan applications get held up is because of document issues. To o…
Apr 25, 2020 6:32 PM
RT @benj_fry: Anyone recognize this? https://t.co/srkAJFo8ru
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Apr 25, 2020 6:30 PM
@ryanoneill @pgarg Right on!!! Happy anniversary!
Apr 25, 2020 2:50 PM
Happy anniversary @pgarg! It’s been an amazing decade. Couldn’t have a better partner to shelter in place with during the apocalypse. https…
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Apr 25, 2020 4:05 AM
Help @bakerave donate $20k to La Casa de las Madras domestic violence shelter in SF. 1. Take a selfie 2. Tag #FinancialFeminism #BakerAve…
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Apr 25, 2020 2:28 AM
@hunterwalk Real literary...gems.
Apr 25, 2020 2:28 AM
@hunterwalk These books...rock.
Apr 24, 2020 10:02 PM
No Q&A with @realDonaldTrump today. Guessing they may not let him take questions ever again.
Apr 24, 2020 9:59 PM
@christhalinger I'll be 30 minutes late to that one. I have an overlapping 1:1.
Apr 24, 2020 9:55 PM
RT @levie: Huge shout out to all the amazing IT people out there working insanely hard to keep your businesses running as smoothly as possi…
Apr 24, 2020 9:53 PM
Nice! I have time for a 7-minute nap before my next meeting.
Apr 24, 2020 5:28 PM
RT @SovernNation: Sign of The Times: starting Sunday, @nytimes will replace its Travel section with a new section called “At Home,” since t…
Apr 24, 2020 5:28 PM
RT @KristenClarkeJD: BREAKING: Gov. Andrew Cuomo announces that every New York voter will *automatically* receive a postage-paid applicatio…
Apr 24, 2020 2:46 PM
@synecdotal @catsynth https://t.co/GUCbIxDaXw https://t.co/GegqM741jI
Apr 24, 2020 6:28 AM
@baroquebobcat It’s setting up auth that is the biggest point of friction.
Apr 24, 2020 6:27 AM
@googledocs Sorry, Twitter is where I give my product feedback. Take it or leave it.
Apr 24, 2020 6:12 AM
.@googledocs needs an "Download as XML" option.
Apr 24, 2020 6:09 AM
@baroquebobcat This would solve a big problem for me right now.
Apr 24, 2020 6:04 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A capped marker lies across a light-blue folder and the edge of a San Franciso municipal election ballot.
Apr 24, 2020 5:52 AM
@msilver @pgarg @OReillyMedia https://t.co/GUCbIxDaXw https://t.co/GegqM741jI
Apr 24, 2020 5:50 AM
@msilver @pgarg It’s an @OReillyMedia book, FYI.
Apr 24, 2020 5:28 AM
RT @sarahcpr: How to medical https://t.co/0EDqJcy38p
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Apr 24, 2020 5:28 AM
RT @ktopenn: Better. Much better.
Apr 24, 2020 5:28 AM
@ktopenn 😭
Apr 24, 2020 5:26 AM
RT @Suhail: It’s not hard to imagine a world where you go to an office for social events but stay at home to focus & work after this. Ons…
Apr 24, 2020 5:05 AM
@caraesten Donkey Kong Country was the greatest game. The music and weather were so well done.
Apr 24, 2020 5:03 AM
RT @burgerkrang: this is without a doubt the best headline i’ve seen this year https://t.co/xAA3arIYlo
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Apr 24, 2020 3:14 AM
@alexmcpherson Same. https://t.co/8Ij1cTCnIQ
Apr 24, 2020 2:53 AM
RT @krisajenkins: Q. What are Story Points? A. Story Points are a way of making developers deliver faster by asking them for a random numbe…
Apr 24, 2020 2:49 AM
@catsynth Here’s an old tweet that documents an early attempt: https://t.co/ar4DwUNO6c https://t.co/ssLaSFc8LG
Apr 24, 2020 2:47 AM
@catsynth 9) After water stops appearing you are pretty much done. Unwrap and cut into cubes.
Apr 24, 2020 2:46 AM
@catsynth You’ll have to drain water from the plates every 10 minutes or so.
Apr 24, 2020 2:45 AM
@catsynth 8) let it sit and compress for a few hours
Apr 24, 2020 2:45 AM
@catsynth 7) place the cheesecloth-wrapped curds between two dinner plates and put a stack of books on top
Apr 24, 2020 2:44 AM
@catsynth Don’t overdo it as you don’t want to push curds through cloth.
Apr 24, 2020 2:43 AM
@catsynth 6) drain into a cheesecloth, then twist up the cloth and lightly squeeze to get a lot of water out
Apr 24, 2020 2:42 AM
@catsynth If it hasn’t curdled, add a bit more lemon juice until it does.
Apr 24, 2020 2:41 AM
@catsynth 3) once it boils remove from heat 4) stir in juice of 1-3 lemons. It should start curdling. 5) let sit for 10-15 minutes
Apr 24, 2020 2:40 AM
@catsynth Watch out as when milk boils it can suddenly double up and overflow!
Apr 24, 2020 2:39 AM
@catsynth 1) bring a *lot* of milk to a boil over low/med heat 2) stir continuously to avoid burning milk at bottom of pan
Apr 24, 2020 2:36 AM
@alexmcpherson It’s my goto paneer compressor: https://t.co/GUCbIxDaXw https://t.co/GegqM741jI
Apr 24, 2020 2:31 AM
पनीर! https://t.co/SJ0DCKGcXy
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Apr 24, 2020 2:24 AM
@mattbytes IKR?!
Apr 24, 2020 2:24 AM
@mattbytes Whoops, missed step 3.5: let it circle for 10-15 minutes. Add more lemon juice if it isn’t curdling.
Apr 24, 2020 2:23 AM
@mattbytes The yield is pretty low, though. Use a lot of (whole) milk.
Apr 24, 2020 2:20 AM
@mattbytes 6) unwrap and cut into cubes
Apr 24, 2020 2:20 AM
@mattbytes 5) let rest and pressed between two plates (with the O’Reilly Python book on top) until no more water appears
Apr 24, 2020 2:18 AM
@mattbytes 1) boil a lot of milk 2) after milk boils remove from heat 3) stir in juice of 1-3 lemons 4) strain and wrap in cheesecloth...
Apr 24, 2020 2:00 AM
RT @steak_umm: realizing that tweeting about critical thinking might be useless since the people who don’t think critically still think the…
Apr 24, 2020 1:51 AM
RT @NC5PhilWilliams: Take Camera 2 https://t.co/mV9oQAnExm
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Apr 24, 2020 1:35 AM
When the unpredictability of supermarket delivery windows gives you *way* to much milk, make paneer. https://t.co/xF99Ug8Pfj
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Apr 24, 2020 1:02 AM
WE WILL OPEN UP OUR SKIN TO LET THE HEAT & LIGHT IN! https://t.co/s7yxNQTuU7
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Apr 24, 2020 12:16 AM
Our President: "The cure can’t be worse than the disease!" Also our President: "We should maybe inject ourselves w/ isopropyl alcohol."
Apr 23, 2020 11:54 PM
RT @EM_RESUS: Hi, ER Doc here. Do NOT inject or consume ANY disinfectants in an attempt to kill COVID19.
Apr 23, 2020 11:53 PM
@gwestr You can still buy bandanas from online head shops pretty easy if you don’t mind Grateful Dead logos.
Apr 23, 2020 11:20 PM
@SFBART More. We need more.
Apr 23, 2020 11:11 PM
RT @SFBART: A #ThrowbackThursday clip freshly unearthed: this animation video of a BART train zipping through the Bay Area. We found this…
Apr 23, 2020 11:06 PM
RT @LizHackett: Wait. Now we're SUPPOSED to eat the Tide Pods?
Apr 23, 2020 11:05 PM
RT @chrislhayes: Please don't inject or consume disinfectants.
Apr 23, 2020 10:29 PM
Scientist: "This incredibly toxic substance kills the virus." Our President: "So, maybe people could put it, uh, *inside* their skin."
Apr 23, 2020 10:23 PM
This was a really dangerous idea suggested by the President. https://t.co/38LdYBiJ2L
Apr 23, 2020 3:05 PM
RT @burritojustice: Rock Band Land is one of the glorious things that makes San Francisco the wonderfully weird thing that San Francisco is…
Apr 23, 2020 2:55 PM
RT @ewarren: My oldest brother, Don Reed, died from coronavirus on Tuesday evening. He joined the Air Force at 19 and spent his career in t…
Apr 23, 2020 5:39 AM
@arrdem Counterpoint: buy (or build) more bookshelves.
Apr 23, 2020 5:36 AM
@JeremySF What’s the book?
Apr 23, 2020 5:35 AM
RT @RexChapman: Quarantined stuntmen, bruh... https://t.co/nYSOqzAzBs
Apr 23, 2020 5:20 AM
@marius We just have "movie night" every night.
Apr 23, 2020 5:18 AM
@Zeke_Cao @kathiepham https://t.co/2k53DClPOW
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Apr 23, 2020 2:43 AM
@SteveNahm @StGeorgeSpirits Mine is technically a Churchill.
Apr 23, 2020 1:37 AM
RT @accessaces: I'm really getting fed up with this inaccessible websites everywhere I turn it's just text fix it people this is critical l…
Apr 23, 2020 1:37 AM
RT @mattbytes: I love it when science works. I hope people actually understand this rather than using it as a reason to say that the risk f…
Apr 23, 2020 1:33 AM
@StGeorgeSpirits @davemangot https://t.co/cAVWcMwYy6
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Apr 23, 2020 1:29 AM
@StGeorgeSpirits @davemangot Churchill FTW.
Apr 23, 2020 1:29 AM
@StGeorgeSpirits @davemangot 4 oz. of Botanivore, shaken, and a lemon twist.
Apr 23, 2020 1:21 AM
RT @SheaSerrano: hiring a researcher for RAP (AND OTHER THINGS) if you know a lot about rap and also if you know how to hunt down informat…
Apr 23, 2020 1:19 AM
RT @070180: This is gold. https://t.co/ekpTvHlNge
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Apr 23, 2020 1:15 AM
RT @annekate: Re-opening the economy must start with a comprehensive plan for daycares and schools to operate safely. Period.
Apr 23, 2020 1:01 AM
It’s been a day. https://t.co/lYH8N3r3Zi
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Apr 23, 2020 12:21 AM
https://t.co/JQ2MVMmmB6 https://t.co/yUqCjRmhUt
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Apr 22, 2020 10:50 PM
RT @accessaces: Come join @LFLegal, @ted_drake and I to hear about why you should hire people with disabilities Thursday morning 1150 EDT/8…
Apr 22, 2020 10:35 PM
Current Corona Virus Task Force press briefing status: @realDonaldTrump rambling about the Blue Angels.
Apr 22, 2020 10:32 PM
Wow! Bernal represent. https://t.co/VLjNHspGE0
Apr 22, 2020 10:22 PM
https://t.co/bhakEsbWN9 https://t.co/vlYM79GVMV
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Apr 22, 2020 9:49 PM
RT @AliciaTrost: I used one of the BART themed video conference backgrounds today for an interview with @sal_castaneda @SFBARTable has a c…
Apr 22, 2020 8:22 PM
RT @bencasnocha: BREAKING: People in their 20's with no kids say that working from home is the future
Apr 22, 2020 8:15 PM
@djpardis A tragedy for all concerned.
Apr 22, 2020 7:54 PM
Late to the game, but here’s my #BadLarry attempt. /cc: @jenniferfraser #Buzzard https://t.co/a9nOQccmIp
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Apr 22, 2020 7:24 PM
@WhiteHouse Hey @Scavino45, GTFO with this xenophobic, un-American garbage.
Apr 22, 2020 6:54 PM
"The worse we are, the better Twitter is." https://t.co/yjgKVQIWgS
Apr 22, 2020 10:53 AM
@edgarwright NewsRadio - "The Cane"
Apr 22, 2020 6:21 AM
@jpd https://t.co/dj9QyC89k5
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Apr 22, 2020 5:27 AM
American disingenuity.
Apr 22, 2020 4:40 AM
RT @F6x: Holy. Shit.
Apr 22, 2020 4:39 AM
RT @mgafni: Article posted on these stunning autopsy results. Blows up what had previously been reported as first US #COVID19 death https:/…
Apr 22, 2020 4:39 AM
RT @mgafni: Wow. Santa Clara County announces that autopsies find three people died from #COVID19 before March 9, originally thought to be…
Apr 22, 2020 4:30 AM
@arrdem Every day these days is beer @ whenever time the Corona Virus Taskforce is streaming live.
Apr 22, 2020 4:03 AM
@sogrady @kidsmoviehell This is a bad take. https://t.co/zQixZfWaNb https://t.co/Z9vRJojpUb
Apr 22, 2020 3:14 AM
@ddb @secretasianman @psharpe Same!
Apr 22, 2020 3:08 AM
@RudyGiuliani Jeez, you suck at Twitter polls.
Apr 22, 2020 3:06 AM
RT @jeffreytumlin: Reminder: Face coverings are required on Muni starting tomorrow. Masks needn't match your tie. Use a T-shirt, bandanna,…
Apr 22, 2020 1:23 AM
@sogrady That said, we watched "Zootopia" again last night and it was quite fun for kids and grownups both.
Apr 22, 2020 1:21 AM
@sogrady I have bad news about "Trolls 2".
Apr 22, 2020 1:13 AM
@psharpe Yup! Wild experience. They wheeled in a TV to the classroom.
Apr 22, 2020 1:11 AM
RT @KCGrock: Director @jeffreytumlin just confirmed during @sfmta_muni Board Meeting that the Great Highway will remain closed as long as t…
Apr 22, 2020 12:55 AM
RT @FitzTheReporter: BREAKING: In what may be a historical Muni first, a monthly Muni pass (w/BART access) will soon exceed $100. When th…
Apr 22, 2020 12:42 AM
@heyjoshua @jhamlett Close enough to "John Barron" that you may have accidentally stumbled upon another Trump alias.
Apr 22, 2020 12:35 AM
@heyjoshua @jhamlett What is your Bon Appetit alias?
Apr 21, 2020 10:40 PM
RT @SFist: The only people riding BART these days, for the most part, are essential workers like grocery store clerks and healthcare person…
Apr 21, 2020 10:28 PM
I have "chain migration" on my racist President bingo card for today's presser. Come on @Scavino45, don't let me down...
Apr 21, 2020 10:26 PM
@cra For me it's a helpful and cathartic way to focus my general anxiety into focused rage.
Apr 21, 2020 10:25 PM
Twitter is faster than the @WhiteHouse live stream. https://t.co/vRWfsQXRKT
Apr 21, 2020 10:23 PM
@javawithjiva Here we go...
Apr 21, 2020 10:23 PM
@javawithjiva Though I'm expecting press Q&A to follow up on it.
Apr 21, 2020 10:23 PM
@javawithjiva This is all he said: https://t.co/BG6mUpCRET
Apr 21, 2020 10:20 PM
RT @gggioli: Medusa, Venezia- (a jellyfish swimming in Venice ) https://t.co/LbLJyKhT9a
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Apr 21, 2020 10:14 PM
The Challenger disaster. I'm 45. https://t.co/KwGm5c7OV3
Apr 21, 2020 10:10 PM
RT @GeoffRBennett: NEWS: Trump says the immigration executive order, once it takes effect, will suspend immigration for 60 days. He says it…
Apr 21, 2020 10:06 PM
Trump discussing his "pause on immigration" right now: https://t.co/bhakEsbWN9
Apr 21, 2020 8:08 PM
RT @SFBART: County health orders from Alameda, Contra Costa, San Francisco and San Mateo now require BART riders to wear face coverings in…
Apr 21, 2020 6:37 PM
RT @gillyarcht: Bunch of helicopters circling Bernal Hill, Portola and Alemany, south end of San Francisco, no idea why, but not usually a…
Apr 21, 2020 2:54 PM
RT @NolanOBrien: Anyone know how to detect if the Mac has SIP disabled or not? We are seeing a nasty crash that happens when SIP is disabl…
Apr 21, 2020 2:00 PM
RT @maggieNYT: NEW - Dan Scavino has been promoted to dep chief of staff for commnunications, per 3 people briefed. Alyssa Farah, Kayleigh…
Apr 21, 2020 5:18 AM
RT @copyconstruct: Vaguely wonders what happens to folks already in the US on work visas? Do our visas get cancelled or suspended or beco…
Apr 21, 2020 5:04 AM
RT @prchovanec: The Trump crowd always said they were against ILLEGAL immigration, not legal immigration. They were always lying.
Apr 21, 2020 5:00 AM
RT @prchovanec: This is a shameful excuse to do something he always wanted to do in the first place. Of course, most people applying for c…
Apr 21, 2020 2:56 AM
@buttpraxis https://t.co/oJ9N6XdUfH
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Apr 21, 2020 2:41 AM
Fuck this. https://t.co/8W2nYS5hHj
Apr 21, 2020 2:34 AM
Anyway, both books are fascinating documents of a large company and a larger industry culture that deserved (or deserves) a reckoning.
Apr 21, 2020 2:34 AM
No spoiler alerts here, but I am in awe of @kmlake’s integrity and proud to be a @stitchfix customer.
Apr 21, 2020 2:34 AM
That turning point, a highlight of Isaac’s book, is the account of @kmlake’s email to @bgurley.
Apr 21, 2020 2:34 AM
I recommend reading them concurrently. Especially given that the turning point for Kalanick’s tenure is linked to Fowler’s blog post.
Apr 21, 2020 2:34 AM
I paused @MikeIsaac’s "Super Pumped" at page 196 to read @susanthesquark’s disturbing account of @Uber’s culture.: "Whistleblower". https:/…
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Apr 20, 2020 11:00 PM
RT @vijaya: After a six year battle, we're disappointed by the result but twice as committed to the fight. Transparency matters. Protecti…
Apr 20, 2020 8:38 PM
RT @evanm: Is "trace coverage" a thing? i.e. the percentage of codepaths covered by a tracing system like @zipkinproject, @lightstep, @hone…
Apr 20, 2020 7:49 PM
RT @thrashermag: 〰️ John Shanahan 🎥 Jake Baldini https://t.co/qxAXrqEAFU
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Apr 20, 2020 3:20 PM
Instead of snow days our kids get out of school during incident days. https://t.co/Spo6RlX5yt
Apr 20, 2020 3:18 PM
RT @Seesaw: Seesaw is currently experiencing widespread errors with posting items, adding likes, adding comments. We know this is an interr…
Apr 20, 2020 2:56 PM
RT @AndrewX192: In April 2019, @Lowes shut down IRIS Smart Home and open-sourced it. Since then I picked up where they left off and have be…
Apr 20, 2020 2:36 PM
Home *daycare*. Sigh.
Apr 20, 2020 2:32 PM
Short AM run before homeschool, homedaycar, and homework. https://t.co/057CsiTgrI
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Apr 19, 2020 9:55 PM
RT @benj_fry: First person I’ve directly known to have COVID-19, my sons classmate and his family. Sounds like they may have picked it up…
Apr 19, 2020 9:20 PM
Hey San Francisco, wear a mask if you are going outside!!! https://t.co/O9V7QcNVbb
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Apr 19, 2020 6:31 PM
RT @mikemaccana: SERIOUS: a homeperson on Reddit discovered a bunch of the US anti-quarantine protests share a bunch of the same network in…
Apr 19, 2020 5:43 PM
Went for a run in the post-human era. https://t.co/pTtskUamLM
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Apr 19, 2020 5:33 PM
@catsynth Super bad allergies last night. Pretty much constant sneezes and coughs these last few weeks. Really terrible timing.
Apr 19, 2020 6:22 AM
@lhi I’ll trade you one of my kids for a few sprigs.
Apr 19, 2020 5:58 AM
@seb_m @Breaking911 Yes. This is true.
Apr 19, 2020 5:39 AM
@tmcarr We’re all in this together.
Apr 19, 2020 2:50 AM
Not all heroes wear capes, but all heroes wear masks.
Apr 19, 2020 2:46 AM
@arrdem I think you mean "a serious bimmer".
Apr 19, 2020 2:26 AM
@arrdem Oh no!
Apr 19, 2020 2:07 AM
@steadycraig @jhamlett 🎶 We had some movie nights 🎶
Apr 19, 2020 1:05 AM
🎶 We had some movie nights! 🎶 https://t.co/B6upnyIRfE
Apr 19, 2020 12:57 AM
RT @steadycraig: Might get a "Skip Intro" tattoo after all this...
Apr 19, 2020 12:48 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: @igb Runners should always stay on the streets and roads facing oncoming traffic and avoid sidewalks which are more dang…
Apr 18, 2020 11:42 PM
RT @NancySkinnerCA: Malaria drugs fail to help coronavirus patients in controlled studies https://t.co/Qg2H6AUTsw
Apr 18, 2020 10:31 PM
Afternoon walk along some of San Francisco’s country roads this afternoon. https://t.co/NT9T1S6bNE
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Apr 18, 2020 9:38 PM
Coronavirus Task Force briefing right now is @realDonaldTrump suggesting @maggieNYT's Pulitzer be rescinded because "Russia hoax".
Apr 18, 2020 8:30 PM
RT @alyssalimp: Boss trying to be funny on Zoom https://t.co/UVmjbNN4aq
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Apr 18, 2020 7:16 PM
What are the cities that @GavinNewsom is referring to? Which communities are blocking "Project Roomkey" at the municipal level?
Apr 18, 2020 6:33 PM
RT @wendymac: Everything would be better if people started drawing their tweets
Apr 18, 2020 6:31 PM
RT @pattonoswalt: Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video…
Apr 18, 2020 4:56 PM
The sidewalks of San Francisco are too narrow to safely exercise while still maintaining social distance. Liberate the streets.
Apr 18, 2020 4:42 PM
RT @preshing: It would be cool if a programming language was garbage-collected by default but let you opt into explicit memory ownership, m…
Apr 18, 2020 4:32 PM
*stairs at camera* https://t.co/cLc5Rzq74W
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Apr 18, 2020 4:17 AM
@cbogie There’s a few, but this is one that always bubbles to the top: https://t.co/fiYa9P3gcv
Apr 18, 2020 3:47 AM
@realDonaldTrump Chill out, @Scavino45. You seem to be on about of a @charliekirk11 bender this evening.
Apr 18, 2020 3:34 AM
Look, @TwitterMusic wasn’t like our biggest success but there’s no need to be a jerk about it. https://t.co/wnXQDdigs3
Apr 18, 2020 2:42 AM
@MikeIsaac I stand by this Tweet: https://t.co/HZCohRkBhD https://t.co/yt3V4CloF6
Apr 18, 2020 2:20 AM
@evanm "Mandatory Suicide (is Painless)" https://t.co/pbEDmcq6qA
Apr 18, 2020 12:41 AM
Swastika-apologist Fox-and-Friends faux-punks fuck off. Seriously @greggutfeld, GTFO with your Barney’s Misfits shirt. https://t.co/T1ezy…
Apr 17, 2020 11:06 PM
@Nate_Van_Dusen Good luck, Nate!
Apr 17, 2020 11:03 PM
@PressSec @realDonaldTrump @CNN Very little of the content of Trump's pressers have anything to do with the coronavirus. What's your point,…
Apr 17, 2020 10:53 PM
Gleam: a statically typed language by @louispilfold for the Erlang VM https://t.co/i2nDFHhqhN
Apr 17, 2020 10:46 PM
@realDonaldTrump: "I'll, uh, be right back to answer your questions." *leaves podium and walks out of press room* 🤔
Apr 17, 2020 9:27 PM
RT @seldo: Every metric you're tracking monthly you should be tracking as a 28 day rolling window instead.
Apr 17, 2020 7:18 PM
I’m listening to the @KQED broadcast so I’m assuming that "@TomSteyer" is just @GavinNewsom talking in a slightly different gravelly, raspy…
Apr 17, 2020 5:30 PM
fuck? https://t.co/IpqSS9LjcH
Apr 17, 2020 5:30 PM
the https://t.co/UXlKj5aHP1
Apr 17, 2020 5:30 PM
What https://t.co/HmTBIIjRoQ
Apr 17, 2020 4:47 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: This is a great feature by @NBC10Boston. Thank you @pictureboston and @ShiraStoll for including us! And for anyone based…
Apr 17, 2020 1:29 PM
RT @lymond: “The curve is flattening; we can start lifting restrictions now“ = “The parachute has slowed our rate of descent; we can take i…
Apr 17, 2020 1:26 PM
@jayholler @Twitter https://t.co/MC9PQkAojH
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Apr 17, 2020 1:24 PM
@jayholler @Twitter TGIF
Apr 17, 2020 4:32 AM
@NifMuhammad Legitimate Spiritual Discovery
Apr 17, 2020 2:03 AM
RT @colinohconnor: Yesterday, @pgarg (VP of Platform Engineering @stitchfix , former VPE @ @DocuSign ) discussed how the Stitch Fix team (7…
Apr 16, 2020 11:43 PM
Just another day in the office, socially distancing from my colleague while we debug Linux desktop connectivity issues. https://t.co/AVxsmE…
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Apr 16, 2020 8:16 PM
RT @KenJennings: It would be funny if the last bloc of states to form is all over the place, just the leftovers. Like Alaska, North Dakota,…
Apr 16, 2020 2:08 PM
RT @ShortSleeveSuit: We better figure out a plandemic for this pandemic, I say as I secure my World’s Best Dad mug and load myself into a c…
Apr 16, 2020 6:10 AM
RT @flySFO: Happy 170th Birthday San Francisco! 🥳 SF was incorporated on April 15, 1850. What’s your favorite memory of our home city? #Wi…
Apr 16, 2020 5:02 AM
RT @zengerle: This is such a great magazine cover. https://t.co/kEqh5qQrxA
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Apr 16, 2020 4:21 AM
Not exactly social distancing in that lineup, but we’ll allow it. https://t.co/k7UlGcLu86
Apr 16, 2020 3:53 AM
@heatherGrey_ 1) Steve Reich’s "Music for 18 Musicians" 2) a thermos of hot coffee 3) no meetings 4) no kids
Apr 16, 2020 2:52 AM
Don’t blame me. I voted for Fauci.
Apr 16, 2020 1:44 AM
RT @ptraughber: Does anyone know why car access and parking is banned in Ocean Beach, Marina Green, and Crissy Beach, but not Golden Gate P…
Apr 16, 2020 12:53 AM
@lizzyc0583 Some sort of disruption by these yahoos is inevitable.
Apr 15, 2020 10:40 PM
Won't someone think of the former law-firm partners who have left incredibly high-paying jobs for delayed judgeships?
Apr 15, 2020 10:20 PM
@jvreeland26 (Worth noting that Fauci is notably absent for the second day in a row following a seemingly forced walkback of comments in an…
Apr 15, 2020 10:18 PM
@jvreeland26 Dr. Birx is...a scientist. They are different. Anyway, wait until the Q&A kicks in.
Apr 15, 2020 10:10 PM
@jvreeland26 You missed the "I will adjourn Congress using my powers so I can make recess judicial appointments" opener.
Apr 15, 2020 10:00 PM
Current Trump "Corona Virus Task Force" briefing: we are talking about judges.
Apr 15, 2020 8:50 PM
RT @realDonaldTrump: White House news conference today at 5:30 P.M. Eastern. Thank you!
Apr 15, 2020 8:31 PM
RT @HillaryClinton: .@WHO is on the front lines of this pandemic, providing advice, training, and equipment crucial to saving lives—includi…
Apr 15, 2020 6:32 PM
@jayholler @hipsterelectron Please Jay, let the rest of us be the ones to pass judgement on you. :-)
Apr 15, 2020 6:08 PM
@jayholler What would be better about Twitter for you if you did delete them?
Apr 15, 2020 6:07 PM
@jayholler No.
Apr 15, 2020 4:06 PM
.@SlackHQ's OOO settings are essentially non-existent AFAICT.
Apr 15, 2020 3:48 PM
@teganmierle Lowe’s seems like it might be a bit less optimal than local gas station propane racks.
Apr 15, 2020 3:47 PM
@teganmierle Yeah, me too. Just trying to minimize going outside and wondering if folks had alternative methods of exchanging tanks.
Apr 15, 2020 3:33 PM
@gmacisme Don't worry, Greg. Java runs on MacOS & Linux really well these days.
Apr 15, 2020 1:13 AM
RT @HuffPost: BREAKING: The Treasury Department ordered the IRS to add President Trump’s name to the paper stimulus checks, likely to cause…
Apr 15, 2020 12:21 AM
What’s the best way to get/refill/exchange propane tanks in SF these days?
Apr 14, 2020 11:23 PM
RT @Yamiche: President Trump just ended his press briefing without any health officials speaking.
Apr 14, 2020 11:18 PM
RT @caraesten: none of this is surprising at this point, but halting funding to the WHO during the biggest public health crisis since its i…
Apr 14, 2020 11:07 PM
@davidjrusek escript
Apr 14, 2020 8:15 PM
@christhalinger @kdspaul Ah shit, I wasn’t supposed to say that.
Apr 14, 2020 8:14 PM
@christhalinger @kdspaul FightClub for iOS.
Apr 14, 2020 7:15 PM
After listening to a number of these gravelly-voiced press conferences by @GavinNewsom I'm starting to suspect that he is Batman.
Apr 14, 2020 3:08 PM
RT @realDonaldTrump: Tell the Democrat Governors that “Mutiny On The Bounty” was one of my all time favorite movies. A good old fashioned m…
Apr 14, 2020 1:25 PM
@jvreeland26 Jodorowsky or GTFO.
Apr 14, 2020 6:13 AM
RT @burritojustice: this is the price of admission to the Western States Pact
Apr 14, 2020 6:12 AM
@jachristian @birdandbeckett will do socially distant bookselling if you phone them up.
Apr 14, 2020 4:48 AM
RT @JeffYoung8: No shortage of standout quotes and tidbits in the @JaneMayerNYer piece on McConnell, but this one... 👀 https://t.co/YL7CJMR…
Apr 14, 2020 4:47 AM
RT @lourdesgnavarro: This seems...bad... https://t.co/UtKw8niqfY
Apr 14, 2020 4:34 AM
@gasca Here's the earliest reference I can find on Twitter. https://t.co/BxotlzxL65
Apr 14, 2020 4:22 AM
RT @GavinNewsom: Can’t stress this enough -- Physical distancing is working. CA is flattening the curve. BUT we can only continue that pr…
Apr 14, 2020 4:11 AM
Can I get a ShipIt? https://t.co/Pf1b5AjwrW
Apr 14, 2020 3:59 AM
All windows are reserved.
Apr 14, 2020 3:53 AM
@gasca Baja Canada* *that's an old map-based meme/joke from someone else years ago
Apr 14, 2020 3:16 AM
@Scavino45 Dude, we can all watch the live stream. You guys are a trainwreck made up of infinitely recursing fractal trainwrecks.
Apr 14, 2020 3:06 AM
@ritaparada *So* much milk.
Apr 14, 2020 2:38 AM
RT @NeverSassyLaura: Every street that has a line into a grocery store and a narrow sidewalk should be creating space for pedestrians. It…
Apr 14, 2020 1:34 AM
Pencils & Inks: @igb Colors: @RadhikaBrown https://t.co/bnJ348XF7t
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Apr 14, 2020 1:22 AM
A @DanScavino joint. Brought to you by the hard work of federally funded @WhiteHouse staff & violations of the Hatch Act. https://t.co/YDdF…
Apr 14, 2020 1:18 AM
RT @jefposk: Trump: This is the states' problem to solve. States: [secede] Trump: Oops no not like that.
Apr 14, 2020 1:18 AM
RT @doodie: anyone have access to a redhat subscription? if you do, please holler.
Apr 14, 2020 12:58 AM
#OnWisconsin https://t.co/DhFDmp3cip
Apr 14, 2020 12:46 AM
@jayholler also a partnership with @CornellBirds to auto-ID #birdwatching photos.
Apr 13, 2020 11:29 PM
RT @Yamiche: President Trump: "The federal government has absolute power." Fact Check: Again, this is definitely not true. Source: The Te…
Apr 13, 2020 11:28 PM
The new @GOP platform of "the President has *absolute* power over the states" is an interesting shift from their previous position.
Apr 13, 2020 10:24 PM
Ok, @WhiteHouse press corps, the time to start throwing shoes is now.
Apr 13, 2020 10:22 PM
Now we are into the "#FireFauci" RT fiasco. Our country is a fucked up mess.
Apr 13, 2020 10:20 PM
Press: "So that looked like a campaign ad...so White House staff produced that?" One day the Hatch Act will catch up with folks like @DanS…
Apr 13, 2020 10:17 PM
Hahaha! Called it. First question from the press pool at 6:16 PM EST is "Why show that? Who produced it?" Trump: "...@Scavino45 and some…
Apr 13, 2020 10:09 PM
Current Trump presser status: watching a mashup of selective "pro-Trump" soundbites that seems to have been produced by @Scavino45.
Apr 13, 2020 9:58 PM
@catsynth No. It's almost always the case that these start 30 minutes or more after the time stated our [sic] President or by the White Hou…
Apr 13, 2020 9:51 PM
@mokomull It's certainly possible. Who can tell with these yahoos? It's always a dismal mix of malice and incompetence.
Apr 13, 2020 9:46 PM
Here's a link for the live feed if you are playing along from home: https://t.co/FNcMYFqtFv
Apr 13, 2020 9:45 PM
It's 5:45 P.M. "Eastern" and this "news conference" hasn't started yet. https://t.co/gGnnWu9NBG
Apr 13, 2020 4:01 PM
@larsonite Nice work @fnnch!
Apr 13, 2020 3:55 PM
RT @vijaya: It's about time. https://t.co/eLOAbJLDMe
Apr 13, 2020 3:12 PM
@realDonaldTrump @OANN Why would you RT a Tweet with *that* hashtag in it? Did the you RT this or was this a @Scavino45 joint?
Apr 12, 2020 10:14 PM
RT @pgarg: The world’s workforce went remote overnight. Let’s all get together (online!) and discuss best practices and new challenges with…
Apr 12, 2020 9:53 PM
@JamesLoduca @AahnaBrown It’s also stroller and scooter friendly, and very few people there, so nice place to get socially-distant fresh ai…
Apr 12, 2020 9:39 PM
@NickPonticello Yes!
Apr 12, 2020 9:29 PM
@JamesLoduca @AahnaBrown City College of San Francisco. It’s a wonderful, mostly brutalist campus with a few mid-century gems and a pair of…
Apr 12, 2020 9:12 PM
Peri-apocalyptic walk this afternoon through the ancient and abandoned temples of San Franciso. https://t.co/sFpNVeXlv8
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Apr 12, 2020 5:55 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/wORNbGc1ZW
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Apr 12, 2020 3:27 PM
@bogdynamite Everyone who works at Twitter becomes a birder eventually.
Apr 12, 2020 2:02 PM
@christhalinger Democracy is a failed system. https://t.co/MLTToHUL8D
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Apr 12, 2020 1:45 PM
@stumpf Yeah, Twitter polls have a limit to four responses so the joke was unintentionally subtle. :-)
Apr 12, 2020 7:42 AM
Seriously, @NYTimesWordplay, Saturday's crossword really kicked my ass. https://t.co/gvKzcKAohh
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Apr 12, 2020 7:33 AM
@F6x Seriously. I am currently wrapping leftover Halloween candy in tinfoil and hastily hand-colored paper right now.
Apr 12, 2020 5:19 AM
@KarthikKatooru https://t.co/mOOXHORPtl
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Apr 12, 2020 4:57 AM
@c0ngwang You are using too many fingers.
Apr 12, 2020 4:55 AM
RT @hknightsf: I’ve adored Golden Gate Park since my Inner Sunset days in the late 1990s, but it feels more essential than ever. If Oakland…
Apr 12, 2020 4:46 AM
@ChiefScientist @marius @christhalinger @flaviowbrasil @ysr1729 ...have led to non-trivial improvements in Twitter’s performance and effici…
Apr 12, 2020 4:45 AM
@ChiefScientist @marius 2) The work of Tweeps like @christhalinger, @flaviowbrasil, @ysr1729, and *many* others...
Apr 12, 2020 4:43 AM
@ChiefScientist @marius 1) I don’t think "performant" is a word. :-)
Apr 12, 2020 4:37 AM
RT @TheDweck: 2020 sounded like the most futuristic year and now we’re all like “I traded my neighbor a handkerchief for some carrots”
Apr 12, 2020 4:36 AM
@bobbie @birdandbeckett in Glen Park.
Apr 12, 2020 4:35 AM
@bobbie Glen Park’s @birdandbeckett is one of them! https://t.co/OzEtTXYBnE https://t.co/Ras0bH6geh
Apr 12, 2020 3:20 AM
@lostinthegrid @synecdotal This is a fantastic idea.
Apr 12, 2020 3:10 AM
@gmacisme I’m waiting for Ip Man v6.
Apr 12, 2020 3:07 AM
RT @gerryconway: The @USPS is literally the *only* public service bureaucracy specifically required by the Constitution. Where's all the ri…
Apr 11, 2020 10:31 PM
A patch of urban wilderness on our afternoon walk. https://t.co/Iw4Nwdc91k
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Apr 11, 2020 9:03 PM
Fuck you @stevenmnuchin1. Our country *needs* the @USPS. If we can bail out cruise lines we can support our postal service and its workers.…
Apr 11, 2020 6:30 PM
RT @CarolSingsLand: Only Love ❤️ Goodbye, John Prine https://t.co/Wwl6985dPO
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Apr 11, 2020 6:29 PM
@christhalinger https://t.co/HMLP6S0235
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Apr 11, 2020 6:26 PM
@christhalinger Rocket Singh
Apr 11, 2020 6:25 PM
RT @adereth: Matt Freeman has been posting videos of him playing along with Rancid and Operation Ivy recordings. Pretty impressive that he…
Apr 11, 2020 3:45 PM
@synecdotal Here’s a high-res version: https://t.co/Tf3zyF73Lt
Apr 11, 2020 3:27 PM
RT @zeynep: Any mandate to wear masks has to recognize that throwing people off transportation for not wearing masks is wrong, counterprodu…
Apr 11, 2020 3:26 PM
RT @TheAuthorGuy: If I have to wear a taped-shut Tyvek suit, a respirator, and string an umbilical to an air compressor, I am voting agains…
Apr 11, 2020 3:22 PM
What idiot called it "a shelfie" instead of "flex libris"? https://t.co/98buHHTiVd
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Apr 11, 2020 2:14 PM
@jayholler @DTrain @OvercastFM Downloaded!
Apr 11, 2020 10:30 AM
Shoutout to @jvreeland26 for voicing his thought leadership on this issue: https://t.co/PZzavgX2FK https://t.co/IocMAtXnRy
Apr 11, 2020 10:22 AM
Blaming my insomnia on my never ending rage over how incredibly bad the official Apple iOS "Podcasts" app is.
Apr 11, 2020 7:57 AM
@gmacisme 🙌
Apr 11, 2020 1:47 AM
RT @hipsterelectron: might fuck around and build things that matter
Apr 11, 2020 12:49 AM
@kdspaul https://t.co/qjhBGwL4Yb
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Apr 10, 2020 9:08 PM
RT @jack: Get your $1,200 even if you didn’t file a tax return in 2019 https://t.co/sM5VWkev5b
Apr 10, 2020 9:07 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: BREAKING: 70 people test positive for COVID-19 at SF's largest homeless shelter, MSC South. Mayor Breed: “A real chal…
Apr 10, 2020 8:16 PM
RT @GGNRANPSAlerts: We love the view too! But we all must #StayHome & #ShelterInPlace. Parking/driving in our Marin parklands to visit is…
Apr 10, 2020 6:24 PM
@DineshDSouza You are a fool.
Apr 10, 2020 6:23 PM
RT @ptraughber: According to this NYT data source, San Francisco now has the highest number of confirmed COVID-19 cases per capita in Calif…
Apr 10, 2020 3:50 PM
RT @TwitterAsians: "Instead of remembering my hometown as the 'the place where COVID originated', I want people to respect Wuhan as a city…
Apr 10, 2020 11:25 AM
RT @john_overholt: I too have doubts.
Apr 10, 2020 11:01 AM
If anxiety doesn’t wake you up at 2AM then your kids do.
Apr 10, 2020 4:39 AM
RT @ptraughber: Really impressive from Oakland’s mayor @LibbySchaaf. 👏
Apr 10, 2020 4:30 AM
@benj_fry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I just tweet what the muse tells me to.
Apr 10, 2020 4:23 AM
@benj_fry #MAGA
Apr 10, 2020 1:04 AM
A late-afternoon walk after a long day of being cooped up inside. https://t.co/Xi9JiJndoo
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Apr 9, 2020 10:47 PM
TIL: dollars in the 1950s were very big.
Apr 9, 2020 10:21 PM
Say what you want about @realDonaldTrump, at least his press conferences never ran on time. https://t.co/Zv11a9AM6m
Apr 9, 2020 10:09 PM
@Scavino45 @WhiteHouse Here you go: https://t.co/sbFyX5pk5H
Apr 9, 2020 10:06 PM
@Scavino45 @WhiteHouse You folks streaming it or what? A link would be nice.
Apr 9, 2020 8:13 PM
RT @friedeggbeats: @GreatDismal Re-reading The Peripheral before gorging on Agency. All the references to the jackpot and antibac gel. Cri…
Apr 9, 2020 8:13 PM
@friedeggbeats @GreatDismal Yep, I did this too. Similar reaction. 👀
Apr 9, 2020 6:29 PM
@msilver it's awkward, but it needs to be sed, that Googling how to use it is how we all do it
Apr 9, 2020 5:26 PM
@benj_fry Yes.
Apr 9, 2020 4:59 AM
@KatieS @herb_jacobs ❤️
Apr 9, 2020 3:41 AM
RT @pgarg: Proud to be working here! https://t.co/JJYpDw6YVG
Apr 9, 2020 3:41 AM
RT @stitchfix: As the world continues to navigate these challenging circumstances of COVID-19, Stitch Fix is focused on supporting our comm…
Apr 9, 2020 3:22 AM
RT @fooljulian: me going to the supermarket https://t.co/8l4oxNhM66
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Apr 9, 2020 2:48 AM
Delete your accounts, you dumb, racist hack.
Apr 9, 2020 2:48 AM
...that you are, at best, a disgrace to our country, and at worst, a threat to the safety of every American.
Apr 9, 2020 2:48 AM
Hey @scavino45, I know I haven’t been too nice to you on Twitter lately, but in this time of national crisis I just wanted to say...
Apr 9, 2020 1:42 AM
RT @transbay: Farewell, old friend. See you on the other side of this. https://t.co/152tjAvgAG
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Apr 9, 2020 1:33 AM
RT @jdecked: man, I should go fly a kite!
Apr 9, 2020 1:23 AM
Current neighborhood-social-distance-coping-strategy status courtesy of @the_yeti. https://t.co/XPx8zbeiyj
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Apr 9, 2020 12:30 AM
@AppleSupport hey, having an issue with FaceID.
Apr 8, 2020 9:56 PM
@chriseberly The mantis shrimps from "The Mantis Shrimps" episode.
Apr 8, 2020 7:15 PM
@davelester Whuffie, but for Twitter.
Apr 8, 2020 7:14 PM
RT @donni: Things will be fine, eventually, in thousands of years, for rocks
Apr 8, 2020 6:42 PM
RT @kf: @matasar @brianloveswords someone once told me a story about a coworker who made all the timestamps in the company relative to his…
Apr 8, 2020 6:34 PM
RT @D4GordonMar: Upper Great Highway from Lincoln to Sloat is temporarily closed to vehicles again due to sand in the roadway, creating ide…
Apr 8, 2020 5:22 PM
@satanjeev Hah, see? I didn't even have enough time to read your Tweet carefully.
Apr 8, 2020 5:19 PM
@satanjeev Holy shit yes. I mean, I have no free time. The real issue is time for work/meetings/emails/etc. Luckily I'm still able to find…
Apr 8, 2020 5:08 AM
@flaviowbrasil I dunno. My money is on the earth-killing meteor.
Apr 8, 2020 4:20 AM
@arrdem Fibonacci or GTFO
Apr 8, 2020 4:16 AM
What idiot called velocity the "average number of completed story points over a rolling N-sprint window" and not "regression to the team"?
Apr 8, 2020 1:53 AM
RT @igb: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎵🎶 Your Flag Emoji Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore 🎶🎵 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Apr 8, 2020 1:52 AM
RIP John Prine https://t.co/y196KD4dmq
Apr 8, 2020 1:10 AM
RT @olisnoddy: Now would be an epic time for CEO’s to show just how competitive they are. Opening bid #28Percent
Apr 8, 2020 1:05 AM
Late-afternoon walk along the country roads of San Francisco. https://t.co/THFuDQDkzt
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Apr 7, 2020 10:26 PM
RT @maggieNYT: "Mail ballots are a very dangerous thing for this country," says the president, who voted by mail in 2018.
Apr 7, 2020 10:25 PM
"The flu is nothing to...sneeze at." quips our horrible, terrible President at his latest presser.
Apr 7, 2020 8:18 PM
RT @jack: I’m moving $1B of my Square equity (~28% of my wealth) to #startsmall LLC to fund global COVID-19 relief. After we disarm this pa…
Apr 7, 2020 7:19 PM
Congratulations @christhalinger!!! Proud to have a #TwitterVMTeam member serving the #OpenJDK community! https://t.co/bf5mbqmcjR
Apr 7, 2020 7:16 PM
RT @OpenJDK: OpenJDK Governing Board 2020 Election: Congratulations @AndrewHaley13 & @christhalinger! https://t.co/PLn6WgxFoc
Apr 7, 2020 6:33 PM
Current BFH (#birdwatching from home) status. https://t.co/SL1EhoNqeJ
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Apr 7, 2020 5:04 PM
@amdev It's OK, they can take a while to get traction at first but they really take off after a while.
Apr 7, 2020 4:43 PM
Not gonna lie, I'm disappointed my fib jokes don't get more faves. https://t.co/xLFbtJ33iI
Apr 7, 2020 10:01 AM
@teresa 👋🏻
Apr 7, 2020 9:54 AM
On a scale of 1-5, how useful is planning poker when it comes to collectively estimating the effort of your team’s user stories?
Apr 7, 2020 5:19 AM
@secretasianman @TwitterResearch Keep it going. I think they’re great. And this one was awesome even before I got the context.
Apr 7, 2020 5:16 AM
Well, thanks Twitter Survey, I guess that explains @secretasianman’s current confusing username. https://t.co/kaNUlt4SYM
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Apr 7, 2020 5:05 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: Everyone's tweets are getting increasingly reckless and unhinged, I'm ecstatic
Apr 7, 2020 4:58 AM
RT @igb: @jmpspn Theory: the jankyness of a system is the sum of the jankyness of all the systems it has dependencies on.
Apr 7, 2020 2:40 AM
Current "Rogue One" status. https://t.co/t16tGwPAwz
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Apr 6, 2020 11:16 PM
@leslieberland Counterpoint: I usually feel better after watching them. https://t.co/1wbTVTAig0 https://t.co/ria5kmyDSd
Apr 6, 2020 11:03 PM
RT @SFBART: Effectively, every other weekday train is being cancelled starting this Wednesday. Ridership data shows social distancing rema…
Apr 6, 2020 10:47 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/w1g4IAGO1Z
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Apr 6, 2020 9:41 PM
@boo Yes (Comcast) but got way better after rebooting the Comcast router.
Apr 6, 2020 9:36 PM
RT @TheOnion: Boris Johnson Released From Hospital After Defunding It, Shutting It Down https://t.co/Y5GPgGurNS https://t.co/aeNhTEKyDN
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Apr 6, 2020 7:46 PM
@KWF The latter seems preferable.
Apr 6, 2020 3:05 PM
RT @AstroKatie: Not fully convinced this morning that the journey from my bedroom to my kitchen desk counts as essential travel
Apr 6, 2020 2:27 PM
@jayholler I have not...you?
Apr 6, 2020 1:40 PM
RT @alexcornell: If you do it right, no one knows which you is a loop in the Zoom background and which you is a human paying attention. D…
Apr 6, 2020 5:33 AM
@EJaneL @AahnaBrown Thank you, Jane.
Apr 6, 2020 5:20 AM
@mkobach Frank Black’s "Teenager of the Year".
Apr 6, 2020 5:09 AM
RT @NoopurRajeMD: 1/I never tweet about personal issues—but this is way too important—I am COVID positive and asymptomatic and have been a…
Apr 6, 2020 5:07 AM
RT @NoopurRajeMD: 4/It is NOT easy for someone sick to self- quarantine and hydrate and wait for things to pass. They require help and care…
Apr 6, 2020 5:04 AM
RT @burritojustice: on the one hand, relatively reasonable coverage given the circumstances. on the other hand, jfc a shocking and soberi…
Apr 6, 2020 5:04 AM
RT @burritojustice: your new Muni https://t.co/1UUHa1uMM9 https://t.co/EYRoRAu71Z https://t.co/kpIae1ZIeF
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Apr 6, 2020 3:26 AM
@KatieS ❤️
Apr 6, 2020 3:12 AM
@enunge And tears.
Apr 6, 2020 2:45 AM
This afternoon’s hike took us into the wilds of Miraloma. Always amazed at the seemingly infinite amount of nature contained within SF. htt…
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Apr 5, 2020 11:59 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: BREAKING: Muni to stop running nearly every route in SF — more than 70 lines This isn't a cost-saving measure, the a…
Apr 5, 2020 9:55 PM
RT @Yamiche: And just like that, we have a 7 pm WH briefing scheduled now.
Apr 5, 2020 9:31 PM
RT @alyssa_jayne: Instead of closing parks, open streets. It’s really not that difficult.
Apr 5, 2020 6:04 PM
@bethwinegarner @bquinnterest @thatLarryRosen @bigredduffer @btsnider2424 @Chad_Hartley @brockvegas3 @PeterTLong @SFGilles @ProducerSean1 @…
Apr 5, 2020 5:01 PM
miss u @SFBART 💔 https://t.co/QGi6Ksr0Sy
Apr 5, 2020 5:14 AM
RT @atrupar: Here is Trump giving potentially deadly medical advice in bizarre, hushed tones https://t.co/acOCdJ9I9M
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Apr 5, 2020 4:29 AM
RT @JeffDean: Did not expect that need for COBOL programms would surge due to COVID-19 pandemic, but there it is..
Apr 5, 2020 2:51 AM
@jack 🍷
Apr 5, 2020 12:53 AM
@npilch https://t.co/nuJ0WbX3jq
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Apr 5, 2020 12:50 AM
@tedd5u @realDonaldTrump Yeah. A sad state of affairs of state.
Apr 5, 2020 12:25 AM
@tedd5u @realDonaldTrump It also caused a run on the drug creating risk for non-COVID-19 users who faced an overnight shortage.
Apr 4, 2020 10:58 PM
"Aahna Ng" https://t.co/7VDveQU8hG
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Apr 4, 2020 10:43 PM
@nimalan @realDonaldTrump Each of these pressers out-crazies the last one.
Apr 4, 2020 10:42 PM
@nimalan @realDonaldTrump Yes. He basically took over the mike after a Fauci question and went on a whispery televangelical/infomercial ben…
Apr 4, 2020 9:53 PM
RT @_m_b_j_: I'm 10y remote now and 99% of all interactions with my heavy remote / async teams are NOT done with calls / video. It almost…
Apr 4, 2020 9:51 PM
"It’ll be a gift from heaven. Try it, what have you got to lose." - @realDonaldTrump
Apr 4, 2020 9:50 PM
The President is an incessant and incredibly creepy infomercial for hydroxychloroquine.
Apr 4, 2020 9:39 PM
"The next two weeks are going to be very deadly." - @realDonaldTrump
Apr 4, 2020 9:03 PM
Trump referring to "ventilators" as "whistleblowers" is a good indication of how this press conference is going so far.
Apr 4, 2020 8:47 PM
This morning’s walk. https://t.co/xRuAogRTWW
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Apr 4, 2020 8:38 PM
Don't worry everyone, @oracle is building a web portal for us.
Apr 4, 2020 8:19 PM
"There'll be a lot of death..." - @realDonaldTrump
Apr 4, 2020 8:15 PM
@realDonaldTrump The fact that you folks can't even start a press conference on time doesn't exactly inspire confidence in your COVID-19 re…
Apr 4, 2020 3:34 AM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: The New York Times Crossword is the upside to downtime.
Apr 4, 2020 3:22 AM
@jayholler I have the books. Didn’t realize there was a TV version coming out.
Apr 4, 2020 3:12 AM
RT @alycit: My department at Stitch Fix (Styling) is hiring a Director of Engineering. The position is based in San Francisco. Come work wi…
Apr 4, 2020 12:50 AM
The days are a little bit longer these days.
Apr 3, 2020 7:58 PM
@heyjoshua Looks like a fun place to push a skateboard or scooter around in.
Apr 3, 2020 10:17 AM
@njm But longer term would be nice if it was in Jira.
Apr 3, 2020 10:17 AM
@njm Not necessarily. In the short term I just need one for the team to use for planning this week.
Apr 3, 2020 4:47 AM
RT @meganamram: Jared Kushner's only going to get into jail because he's a legacy
Apr 3, 2020 4:27 AM
RT @SarahKSilverman: We can pump out half a million SuperBowl tee shirts for the losing team but we can’t make masks for motherfucking heal…
Apr 3, 2020 4:09 AM
@enbnt https://t.co/EEhThiHPGW
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Apr 3, 2020 4:02 AM
RT @NFL_Memes: If Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews had a son... https://t.co/nCRfn86Vjc
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Apr 3, 2020 3:52 AM
@Sharat_Chander https://t.co/eOC3iPDtQF
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Apr 3, 2020 2:39 AM
@hipsterelectron #LoveWhereYouWork
Apr 3, 2020 2:25 AM
@amyf Well, we are all now huddled around the iPad. We’ll adapt. :-) https://t.co/xMAYjRrPcl
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Apr 3, 2020 2:14 AM
@jayholler @njm Seriously.
Apr 3, 2020 2:05 AM
Every night is movie night until your only TV dies in the midst of a global pandemic.
Apr 3, 2020 12:08 AM
More like #OneQuaranTeam, amirite?
Apr 2, 2020 11:11 PM
90% of WFH is coaxing your 20-month old to spit out your AirPod earbuds.
Apr 2, 2020 10:36 PM
RT @Kasparov63: In case you are wondering why the president's son-in-law is giving a briefing during a pandemic. Exactly three years ago: h…
Apr 2, 2020 9:16 PM
@nvgrw @SamiiiKeller @fany__gm @UrielS96 @EmilioAV @agovc @selynnasun We can’t wait to start working with you again on the #TwitterVMTeam!
Apr 2, 2020 8:52 PM
Hey @njm, what's the best option for distributed online planing poker these days? #agile #scrum
Apr 2, 2020 8:27 PM
@jpd https://t.co/IXiNvOUD1y
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Apr 2, 2020 6:51 PM
@xcv58 https://t.co/7E3hfLZbXq
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Apr 2, 2020 6:14 PM
Current WFH status: resetting the wireless router to it’s factory settings. https://t.co/xPvFYcYvIt
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Apr 2, 2020 5:35 AM
RT @WhoseRyanStiles: My parents always went for a drive on Sunday afternoons. Driving with nowhere to go. I get it now.
Apr 2, 2020 5:33 AM
@isaach Look, I can't help it. We're all in lockdown and @jhamlett is tweeting about rewatching "The Wire."
Apr 2, 2020 5:31 AM
@besiaka I find, at least with oranges, that it helps if you pronounce "quarantine" like "clementine".
Apr 2, 2020 5:25 AM
RT @igb: Omar sort has an average and worst-case performance of O(n deed).
Apr 2, 2020 5:16 AM
RT @prettygoodphil: Somebody please check on @inagarten https://t.co/H1eJwkLj7p
Apr 2, 2020 4:53 AM
This is next level. #birdlistening https://t.co/TSkMR8l6Ih
Apr 2, 2020 4:46 AM
@jmpspn That's more of a bacterial problem than a viral one AFAIK.
Apr 2, 2020 4:19 AM
RT @CaseyD: Hey Twitter! My sister is an amazing and caring teacher in the Bay Area and is offering remote tutoring for K-3rd graders durin…
Apr 2, 2020 3:09 AM
Just washing the yogurts. As one does. https://t.co/sshJpJN3kW
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Apr 2, 2020 1:49 AM
RT @ysr1729: @djpardis “Silence is assent: towards fast distributed consensus via silent meetings.”
Apr 2, 2020 1:44 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A black and white photo of They Might Be Giants’s John Flansburgh with a pipe in his mouth.
Apr 2, 2020 12:40 AM
RT @Acyn: “Number one on Facebook. Did you know I’m number one on Facebook? I just found out I’m number one on Facebook” https://t.co/hfUMQ…
Apr 1, 2020 9:52 PM
@msilver I find them cathartic and relaxing. Helps focus the rage.
Apr 1, 2020 9:48 PM
RT @superchunk: did i miss something why the fuck is there a press briefing about drug cartels?
Apr 1, 2020 9:46 PM
How many of the sentences spoken at the Trump/Corona presser podium are, in some form or another, praising or thanking the President?
Apr 1, 2020 9:43 PM
Today's presser has fuck-all to do with the corona virus.
Apr 1, 2020 8:43 PM
@gasca So do you kick someone out if they contract it?
Apr 1, 2020 5:00 PM
RT @VWar7: Sitting here admiring our new SiteOps sticker 💖 https://t.co/EPZ0In7Ayy
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Apr 1, 2020 1:54 PM
RT @colbertlateshow: A special thank you our friend @JohnPrineMusic for creating this magical moment with @StephenAtHome. Please enjoy this…
Apr 1, 2020 1:48 PM
@johnolilly I ♡ Twitter because it shows us we are not alone in our current predicament and are all making the same dad jokes to deal with …
Apr 1, 2020 10:04 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A clump of brown paper towels soaks up a liquid on the floor of a BART elevator.
Apr 1, 2020 4:17 AM
RT @odannyboy: People who own sweatpants: I guess your time has finally come
Apr 1, 2020 4:16 AM
RT @benj_fry: Close all the streets. Bring back our cities.
Apr 1, 2020 4:13 AM
RT @KatieS: My father has Alzheimer's and is in a nursing home in Colorado. He has had a 102 degree fever for four days & there are 2 cases…
Apr 1, 2020 3:52 AM
@jhamlett @EAEO Ides dunno.
Apr 1, 2020 3:51 AM
Tonight’s repair of a screen door is the first step of a Sisyphean struggle against the destructive force of a sheltered-in-place toddler. …
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Apr 1, 2020 1:56 AM
RT @bethanybiron: Yesterday I got a tip that Hobby Lobby was secretly reopening stores and violating state-mandated closures. So I called a…
Apr 1, 2020 1:36 AM
My pronouns are he/him and I am proud to celebrate, support, and stand with our transgender and gender non-conforming friends, families, an…
Apr 1, 2020 12:47 AM
RT @GavinNewsom: Listen to Larry David: “You’re hurting old people like me. Well, not me...I’ll never see you.” #StayHomeSaveLives https…