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Dec 31, 2019 11:57 PM
@secretasianman Welcome to the Other Side!
Dec 31, 2019 10:00 PM
The 5yo sneakily captured a photo of me taking photos of a red-tailed hawk in a neighborhood tree. https://t.co/roELMPiz6T
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Dec 31, 2019 9:54 PM
@maggieNYT I’m pretty sure, at this point, based on the improved spelling and grammar, that most of the Tweets are from Scavino.
Dec 31, 2019 9:53 PM
RT @vplus: So do we think this is actually Trump, or Scavino? cc @AshleyRParker @maggieNYT https://t.co/NPzlHmiT8u
Dec 31, 2019 9:53 PM
RT @maggieNYT: On the flip side - does it matter? https://t.co/9Cpswqu7Z3
Dec 31, 2019 6:42 PM
AM bird spotting: a great egret, a Say’s phoebe, and some Canadian geese. https://t.co/OAacOxwOc8
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Dec 31, 2019 4:11 PM
@DanScavino I mean, sure, but probably not in the way you think they do, Dan.
Dec 31, 2019 5:51 AM
@ElaineF Me: "I...I don't think so?" Everybody: "Probably not?" Frege: "Definitely not!" Russell: "Actually..."
Dec 31, 2019 5:17 AM
@CorralesMD @christhalinger @Marriott @polynesia Such a great part of the island! Enjoy!!! https://t.co/zOSAZ1Qb9u https://t.co/MunKxEqBEV
Dec 31, 2019 5:14 AM
RT @NewsyNick: I explained that I used to play “Thunderstruck” on my tape deck when I needed to get pumped up. He asked earnestly what a t…
Dec 31, 2019 5:13 AM
@CorralesMD For the last two years @christhalinger has been running the #LavaOne conference at the @Marriott next door to @polynesia center…
Dec 31, 2019 4:57 AM
RT @goldman: I’m indifferent at best about Christmas but I *love* the week between Christmas and New Years. For those of us whose deadly si…
Dec 31, 2019 4:39 AM
RT @maggieNYT: "The sale of the century inaugurated a new business model in baseball: a big money star-system in which management made a ca…
Dec 31, 2019 4:14 AM
RT @shannonrwatts: 3,500+ Texans are killed by guns every year: a life lost every 3 hours. If more guns and fewer gun laws made Texas safe…
Dec 31, 2019 4:02 AM
@CorralesMD North shore of Oahu?
Dec 31, 2019 3:03 AM
@jayholler I am always happy to have an overly loud conversation with you about this tweet within earshot of our colleagues.
Dec 31, 2019 2:38 AM
Sutro gradient. https://t.co/pKelniy2Dg
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Dec 31, 2019 12:59 AM
RT @jameshamblin: Man with private office says employees should all sit in an open office and he will even sit with them when not using his…
Dec 30, 2019 11:48 PM
@taylorleese @Gleesonmg214 https://t.co/ZvSqmV5cql
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Dec 30, 2019 11:43 PM
RT @EricColumbus: Bloomberg once fired a city employee after seeing solitaire on his computer screen. https://t.co/ftQztd6bXE https://t.co/…
Dec 30, 2019 11:14 PM
If the American workforce is united on an issue, it’s their universal love and appreciation for open office plans. https://t.co/ISwiucchBR
Dec 30, 2019 8:42 PM
RT @jvreeland26: How do you have a trillion dollar company that can’t put a UI on an RSS feed
Dec 30, 2019 8:42 PM
@jvreeland26 The "refresh podcast" functionality seems to be gone too. It's very confusing.
Dec 30, 2019 7:58 PM
5yo (points to computer screen): "What language is that?" Me: "Oh, that's Elisp." 5yo: "What country to they speak that in?" Me: "Emacs.
Dec 30, 2019 4:43 PM
RT @prchovanec: This is a disgusting tweet. https://t.co/o750X4IwJ8
Dec 30, 2019 5:18 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: Mood. https://t.co/8xGVEXsjxz
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Dec 30, 2019 4:19 AM
@jeffreytumlin @sfmta_muni How can we help?
Dec 30, 2019 4:15 AM
The Fluxus/neo-Dada-ism increases exponentially as a tired 5-year-old approaches bedtime. https://t.co/IJtAFLrh8e
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Dec 29, 2019 11:01 PM
Rainy-day American robin. https://t.co/nJavA8e9gb
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Dec 29, 2019 6:09 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/To1Z4HAiQC
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Dec 29, 2019 2:20 PM
@DanScavino You need to get a better lawyer, Dan.
Dec 28, 2019 7:39 PM
@heylauragao @djpardis What was the pitch?
Dec 28, 2019 6:35 PM
@Ramin_DK #OnWisconsin
Dec 28, 2019 6:32 PM
RT @DegenerateThing: The amount of money cities spend on anti homeless architecture is much, much more than it would cost to provide everyo…
Dec 28, 2019 6:31 PM
"Twitter has fallen short in many ways. But this decade, it helped ordinary people change our world." https://t.co/e6EKdxhCou
Dec 28, 2019 5:23 AM
@archillect where?
Dec 27, 2019 10:55 PM
RT @TwitterA11y: We want everyone to have a safe experience on Twitter. APNGs were fun, but they don’t respect autoplay settings, so we're…
Dec 27, 2019 7:25 PM
❄️ 3rd time for her, 2nd for me. ❄️ https://t.co/MbXBhaNGBi
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Dec 27, 2019 6:17 PM
RT @CornellBirds: Starting today, your tax-deductible gift to the Cornell Lab will be MATCHED. This year we learned that more than 1 in eve…
Dec 27, 2019 6:01 PM
@Uma_Byr @AahnaBrown Also the fear of trying to get back up.
Dec 27, 2019 2:15 PM
RT @ArunChaud: Follow Alp y'all! https://t.co/VEJZX1lZtz
Dec 27, 2019 4:50 AM
@apelad Nino gets some credit too. Sigh.
Dec 27, 2019 4:50 AM
@apelad My working theory is that Nina Rota is responsible for 90% of Fellini's vibe.
Dec 27, 2019 4:42 AM
@DanScavino @trish_regan The idiocracy is nigh.
Dec 27, 2019 4:23 AM
@apelad I’ll have to revisit these films, but IIRC/IMO "La Dolce Vita" > "8 1/2".
Dec 27, 2019 3:11 AM
@rit https://t.co/QE51CTcNey
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Dec 27, 2019 12:39 AM
Fuck ice skating. https://t.co/dGr6ovz0Tw
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Dec 26, 2019 10:17 PM
RT @igb: Brown pelicans are prehistoric and magnificent. https://t.co/H6NNdAQG3i
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Dec 26, 2019 9:38 PM
Saw this Anna’s hummingbird as well. https://t.co/4QaiHtPYaM
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Dec 26, 2019 9:38 PM
Spotted my first northern harrier! https://t.co/lk2id95AVm
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Dec 26, 2019 9:38 PM
Brown pelicans are prehistoric and magnificent. https://t.co/H6NNdAQG3i
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Dec 26, 2019 9:38 PM
Birdwatching this AM at Pier 94. One of my favorite places in San Francisco. https://t.co/VYkNhDm3Ez
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Dec 26, 2019 4:45 AM
@doriantaylor https://t.co/BR5JMiKFPJ
Dec 25, 2019 7:30 PM
@heyjoshua @firepile @KevinDyrland @firstyearprof Why not both? https://t.co/c4Di6RRSDh
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Dec 25, 2019 7:19 PM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/XJHW5AuYm6
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Dec 25, 2019 7:15 AM
RT @Zeke_Cao: Can confirm. https://t.co/XoLCggbGlF
Dec 25, 2019 5:50 AM
@wholemilklatte Soylent.
Dec 25, 2019 5:49 AM
There are gridlines printed on the back of this wrapping paper as if these assholes expect me to actually measure anything #MerryChristmas …
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Dec 25, 2019 5:40 AM
Christmas. California-style. https://t.co/jQLxlxcxVr
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Dec 25, 2019 5:20 AM
@EAEO https://t.co/vvtKNnJr6M
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Dec 25, 2019 5:07 AM
RT @firepile: This is the darkest fucking timeline https://t.co/ZHkZwOvsZW
Dec 25, 2019 5:02 AM
@Tim535353 ToAll
Dec 25, 2019 4:25 AM
Regretfully, I wish you all a Merry Christmas and to all a good night. Comrades, we may have lost the battle, but not the War On Christmas.
Dec 24, 2019 11:10 PM
Red-tailed hawk on Christmas Eve. https://t.co/oTLLQH3hhb
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Dec 24, 2019 8:02 PM
RT @DaveZobel: Less than eight weeks to "Says You!" in San Francisco, California.
Dec 24, 2019 5:24 PM
What the hell is wrong with these people? https://t.co/gVqnJ4ETcb
Dec 24, 2019 5:43 AM
RT @EmoPhilips: he travels at the speed of delight https://t.co/Tmaqj2jS83
Dec 24, 2019 4:21 AM
@kf It’s best read in a library.
Dec 24, 2019 4:19 AM
@kf This is a book I think about a lot. https://t.co/zzagdEtPPa https://t.co/peFuw6B5sE
Dec 24, 2019 1:05 AM
just setting up my twttr FYI: IAN’S BATTERY IS CURRENTLY AT 3%
Dec 24, 2019 1:01 AM
An iOS Messages app plug-in that autosends my battery percentage to whoever I am chatting with when power gets below 5%.
Dec 23, 2019 11:11 PM
RT @sikenpoems: Bird 1: This is the wrong story. Bird 2: All stories are the wrong story if you are impatient.
Dec 23, 2019 9:22 PM
Fun times talking about compilers, Java, Jython(!), Python's GIL, and ML at the Compilers & Coffee meetup. Thanks for organizing it @clif…
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Dec 23, 2019 6:57 PM
@cliff_click I’m downstairs in the lounge area.
Dec 23, 2019 6:56 PM
I’m at the "Capitol One Café" which seems to be some sort of coffee-shop/bank-branch/office hybrid. https://t.co/bxc9y8JsUc
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Dec 23, 2019 6:32 PM
The petty, juvenile self-destructive hate of "rolling coal", but in the form of a stupid Tweet. https://t.co/NrIUEg0Jus
Dec 23, 2019 6:26 PM
"Over a sweater, he wore a navy-blue suit, the fly of the pants unzipped. He accessorized with an American-flag lapel pin." https://t.co/mY…
Dec 23, 2019 6:18 PM
RT @TwitterA11y: We know that APNGs also allowed alt-text, and we’re currently working on adding alt-text to GIFs to make sure they’re acce…
Dec 23, 2019 6:13 PM
RT @wonderofscience: This mind-bending timelapse with the Milky Way stabilized shows the Earth is spinning through space. Credit: @Brummo…
Dec 23, 2019 5:48 PM
RT @flaviowbrasil: Scala is dead, long live Scala! https://t.co/xqseXkj7Xn
Dec 23, 2019 5:47 PM
@pedrofurla Pretty sure @flaviowbrasil knows a few. :-)
Dec 23, 2019 5:41 PM
RT @pedrofurla: Does anyone know Scala developers in the South America?
Dec 23, 2019 4:49 AM
@kim2tex https://t.co/hW5NHPYgQL
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Dec 23, 2019 3:10 AM
@kpk @F6x Lara it is!
Dec 23, 2019 2:54 AM
RT @usmankayaniphd: V2: I'm *still* looking for a job, so I thought I'd put myself out there on Twitter again; I've edited my CV to make it…
Dec 23, 2019 2:48 AM
@F6x @TwitterComms I thought we called the new one "Larry" too.
Dec 22, 2019 7:05 PM
@gasca An existence proof of Brandolini’s Law.
Dec 22, 2019 5:55 PM
Rainy 5K run this morning on muddy trails and wet streets. https://t.co/RbRYah8DHf
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Dec 22, 2019 7:50 AM
RT @cliff_click: Coffee Compiler Club, Monday Dec 23 @ 11am. Capitol One Cafe, 101 Post St, San Francisco. Open to all. Coffee, Compiler…
Dec 22, 2019 5:45 AM
@freialobo @ptraughber @ritagargchd @WhatsApp My father-in-law drinks his chai out of these semi-disposable clay cups he...liberates...from…
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Dec 22, 2019 5:31 AM
@ptraughber From my mother-in-law. Nothing fancy, but pretty good. https://t.co/8QcbW6YcJB
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Dec 22, 2019 5:23 AM
RT @NewsJuan: Three passenger busses at @flyLAXairport on fire. Rescue units on the way. Fire 🔥 ball and smoke filling nighy sky. https://t…
Dec 22, 2019 5:18 AM
RT @sfexaminer: Opinion: Less than two weeks before Christmas the Port served a 30 day eviction notice on the non-profit Pier 24 Photograph…
Dec 22, 2019 5:09 AM
@mkruz You should. If only for the cinematography and costume/set-design. It nails that early-70s office aesthetic. https://t.co/b1QUDgTkdq
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Dec 22, 2019 4:58 AM
@arrdem What’s "decks"?
Dec 22, 2019 4:56 AM
I’m surprised @github doesn’t have a mobile editor for iOS and Android.
Dec 22, 2019 4:56 AM
Does anyone out there have a good app or solution for doing software development on a mobile device?
Dec 22, 2019 4:56 AM
It should be way easier to write code on one’s phone.
Dec 22, 2019 4:47 AM
RT @jkru: So I got really excited bc there is a button to d/l feedback from Workday to Excel. When you hover over the feedback in Workday,…
Dec 22, 2019 4:46 AM
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: This is the future libertarians want https://t.co/zJNTeMo16v
Dec 22, 2019 4:41 AM
@mkruz "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy"
Dec 22, 2019 4:31 AM
@_TamaraWinter @jdecked @gasca 👆
Dec 22, 2019 3:03 AM
@gasca A system and method for not being bored while waiting in line for something.
Dec 22, 2019 2:54 AM
@gasca The profound, mundane, profane, and personal thoughts of an entire planet on your phone.
Dec 22, 2019 2:40 AM
RT @_tessr: cars in cities. https://t.co/A1pbf6QhYt
Dec 22, 2019 2:01 AM
RT @DanielPAldrich: https://t.co/xKwlcN1Dmk
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Dec 22, 2019 1:39 AM
@F6x https://t.co/uBbsD37Gff
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Dec 22, 2019 12:46 AM
@hipsterelectron Yeah, I built it from source once I discovered it was not present.
Dec 21, 2019 10:33 PM
Just upgraded to macOS Catalina and now EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!!! $ emacs -bash: emacs: command not found
Dec 21, 2019 10:25 PM
RT @chrisarvinsf: what if baby yoda, but also, a BART train https://t.co/ADncv5aAAr
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Dec 21, 2019 10:25 PM
@synecdotal @ysr1729 chrissie_hynde.gif
Dec 21, 2019 10:16 PM
RT @AP: BREAKING: Boeing's new Starliner capsule went off course after launch and won't dock with the International Space Station. It was s…
Dec 21, 2019 5:43 PM
RT @firepile: I talked to Wisconsin Public Radio yesterday about my Good Place class, which has been so fun and I hope to teach again next…
Dec 21, 2019 4:28 PM
@hipsterelectron ...both?
Dec 21, 2019 5:27 AM
@networkjanitor https://t.co/BCnzY6jzD3
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Dec 21, 2019 5:26 AM
@networkjanitor I’m America, Canadian Club is a shitty blended whiskey. What in the thunderdome is that?!?
Dec 21, 2019 5:19 AM
@networkjanitor https://t.co/TKohkgYiGB
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Dec 21, 2019 5:16 AM
@amdev My lawyers have informed me that I am required to admit that it is.
Dec 21, 2019 5:12 AM
@amdev Look. I’m gonna fave this, but...
Dec 21, 2019 5:09 AM
RT @katzish: I have a lot of questions about our civilization and its purpose https://t.co/dW0CVc4NfA
Dec 21, 2019 5:08 AM
DevNullOps
Dec 21, 2019 4:57 AM
@coolgrey I’m listening...
Dec 21, 2019 4:29 AM
@DanScavino That’s not a real newspaper, Dan.
Dec 21, 2019 3:42 AM
Ceci n'est pas une pipe. https://t.co/cZ79slTHnv
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Dec 21, 2019 1:48 AM
@jayholler All my Tweets are super Tweets, Jay.
Dec 21, 2019 1:30 AM
@jayholler @Ramin_DK @arrdem The main qualification was "Managers who didn’t want to work for a certain VP".
Dec 21, 2019 12:45 AM
@arrdem What if they don’t think it’s funny? 🤔
Dec 21, 2019 12:44 AM
Is it still a subtweet if I reply in Slack to the person I am subtweeting with a link to my subtweet?
Dec 20, 2019 9:22 PM
@ysr1729 Ramki.
Dec 20, 2019 7:24 PM
@kathleencodes It’s an unconventional system and it doesn’t work.
Dec 20, 2019 7:22 PM
@kathleencodes I leave cryptic drawings on crumpled Post-It notes on my desk as a set of Memento-like riddles for my future-self to deciphe…
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Dec 20, 2019 6:58 PM
RT @ysr1729: All smock and mirrors.... https://t.co/jchqKY4Pwj
Dec 20, 2019 6:57 PM
TBH I stopped listening after "blockchain".
Dec 20, 2019 6:47 PM
RT @redlightvoices: I see reviews of the decade about to end and different cultural milestones that defined us but I believe few moments re…
Dec 20, 2019 5:34 PM
RT @iine_piroshiki: 緑と黄色のスポンジケーキを焼いて重ねてみたら、想像以上のスポンジできた。 https://t.co/iIrLgIDIgn
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Dec 20, 2019 5:26 PM
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Dec 20, 2019 3:09 PM
RT @noUpside: 1/ Happy Friday! 🚨Twitter just announced a takedown of 32MM tweets from 5929 accounts related to Smaat, a Saudi social media…
Dec 20, 2019 2:47 PM
RT @jimgris: Here's an edited interview I did with Ian Brown @igb in January at LavaOne 2019. For 2020, though, it's all @UnVoxxedHawaii Fe…
Dec 20, 2019 4:15 AM
RT @laura_nelson: Did I follow this car into the Whole Foods parking lot so I could take this picture? Yes, yes, I did. https://t.co/MbG510…
Dec 20, 2019 4:05 AM
RT @idinamenzel: "Let It Go" #AskIdina https://t.co/08nb3Rr1n7
Dec 20, 2019 2:44 AM
@TwitterOneTeam Seeing different birds.
Dec 19, 2019 8:54 PM
@dajobe Those are the best meetings!
Dec 19, 2019 8:10 PM
This document could have been a slideshow!
Dec 19, 2019 6:22 PM
@mmihic @SFBART It definitely has a lower-polygon-count-than-reality/FPS vibe.
Dec 19, 2019 5:46 PM
@shanemhansen As it should be.
Dec 19, 2019 5:40 PM
RT @john_overholt: You can’t truly appreciate Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy until you’ve read it in the original HyperCard. https://t.co…
Dec 19, 2019 5:23 PM
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Dec 19, 2019 4:41 PM
@shatil @jayholler @slyphon @RubaMoh Well, Quines are conceptually core to any virus. Despite the abuse of computer viruses they are fascin…
Dec 19, 2019 2:29 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/vIIKvkLHRH
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Dec 19, 2019 2:25 PM
RT @ReaderMeter: One of the benefits of choosing a free license in a preprint is that all its contents and media can be reused even if late…
Dec 19, 2019 2:19 PM
@jayholler @slyphon @RubaMoh Perfection would be the anti-quine: code that when executed deleted itself.
Dec 19, 2019 6:11 AM
@aarieff @burritojustice Pasta Gina was our goto ravioli pickup. This sucks.
Dec 19, 2019 5:10 AM
@johnroderick Don’t forget our War on Christmas, comrade. Once more unto the breach!
Dec 19, 2019 4:34 AM
I’d be happy to testify as an expert witness. /cc: @SpeakerPelosi
Dec 19, 2019 4:32 AM
Ok, next we should impeach @Scavino45 for being really bad at Twitter.
Dec 19, 2019 4:30 AM
...and just RTs the same Tweets as @realDonaldTrump that he RT’d as @Scavino45 or @DanScavino.
Dec 19, 2019 4:30 AM
...and then get alerts for the *same* sequence of unhinged jingoistic propaganda when Dan pretends to be the President on Twitter...
Dec 19, 2019 4:30 AM
I have device alerts turned on for @Scavino45 & @realDonaldTrump, so it’s fun to get an alert on each of Dan’s MAGA bot re-tweets...
Dec 19, 2019 2:51 AM
@KarlRobillard1 More time to read more Twitter on the ride back!
Dec 19, 2019 1:29 AM
RT @washingtonpost: Breaking news: Donald Trump becomes third U.S. president to be impeached; abuse of power article gains enough support a…
Dec 19, 2019 1:19 AM
RT @wilshipley: No but IS his name actually “Mando?” Because that seems unlikely, but everyone calling him that as a nickname seems pretty…
Dec 19, 2019 12:08 AM
RT @BillyKorando: Location aside... #UnvoxxedHawaii/@LavaOneConf is a really great conference. It’s a great opportunity to have meaningful…
Dec 18, 2019 10:58 PM
@Scavino45 Why is the word "democracy" capitalized?
Dec 18, 2019 10:18 PM
@Matt41460366 @TonyReali It's even harder to understand if you listen to it as an audio podcast. It's wonderfully confusing. I rarely miss …
Dec 18, 2019 9:16 PM
RT @ReutersTech: Exclusive: Nvidia to win unconditional EU okay for $6.8 billion Mellanox buy - sources https://t.co/ldPVuCJshk https://t.c…
Dec 18, 2019 4:54 PM
Just in: checks and balances considered harmful to checks and balances. https://t.co/0gM9QlkQcr
Dec 18, 2019 1:32 PM
Yay, our water heater seems to have sprung a leak. 5AM is a great time to learn how critical parts of one’s home’s infrastructure work.
Dec 18, 2019 4:28 AM
@BillyKorando https://t.co/cPs2BYOEK6
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Dec 18, 2019 4:14 AM
Ah yes, the very successful (More Legroom Than Coach) President... https://t.co/0M5iG2ny9q
Dec 18, 2019 4:00 AM
@DanScavino LOL, you are racist hack, Dan.
Dec 18, 2019 3:56 AM
@realDonaldTrump "Good marks and reviews"? FFS man, do you ever read what people Tweet on this site?
Dec 18, 2019 3:54 AM
The. Portrait of *the* BARTist...sigh.
Dec 18, 2019 3:24 AM
"Portrait of BARTist as a Young Girl" https://t.co/3hgZPO3MiI
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Dec 18, 2019 12:21 AM
It’s basically all the Tweets, but in one crazy-ass letter. https://t.co/vohFHxHeJh
Dec 17, 2019 5:50 PM
@jayholler This is awesome and hilarious and terrifying.
Dec 17, 2019 5:15 PM
These folks should fund a Workday competitor that doesn’t suck. They’d make billions. https://t.co/OZDa1M3p87
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Dec 17, 2019 6:15 AM
RT @jnack: “During the Vietnam War, every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aim…
Dec 17, 2019 6:15 AM
RT @michikokakutani: More than 700 historians - including Robert Caro, Ken Burns, Ron Chernow and Jon Meacham - publish an open letter urgi…
Dec 17, 2019 6:00 AM
RT @ReaderMeter: I saw 65 distinct bird species in the botanical gardens this year, but with some luck you'll see nearly 200! You should…
Dec 17, 2019 5:49 AM
@ClaraJeffery What does "AP" mean?
Dec 17, 2019 5:24 AM
RT @JSConfHi: What's better than hearing about great UI/UX and learning about Machine learning? Doing both at once! @FlippedCoding is show…
Dec 17, 2019 5:13 AM
A hack for easy copying from Emacs to the MacOS clipboard. https://t.co/6wG1EyLAqr
Dec 17, 2019 5:01 AM
@enbnt @jpd Caught the tail end of that. Was pretty good too.
Dec 17, 2019 4:48 AM
@enbnt That was rad. Was putting the 5yo to bed and we listened to the mellow effects as she was going to sleep.
Dec 17, 2019 4:02 AM
@__koyaanisqatsi https://t.co/5Uc7WjYRY3
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Dec 17, 2019 3:44 AM
Wisconsin: meth lab of democracy.
Dec 17, 2019 3:43 AM
RT @philshapiro: Wondering if there is a way to purge hundreds of Wisconsin judges from their jobs.
Dec 17, 2019 3:42 AM
RT @electrolemon: STAR WARS SPOILER: ok now that the nerds stopped reading, my parents are outta town and i'm throwin a party. my brother's…
Dec 17, 2019 3:40 AM
@JamesLoduca @FilmCharlie Gotta say I am now 100% behind the new soundtrack. https://t.co/vjjH8MtwMU
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Dec 17, 2019 2:29 AM
@heyjoshua @psharpe @jayholler @NuttySwiss Well, that’s what we hired @UrielS96 for. :-)
Dec 17, 2019 2:27 AM
@psharpe @jayholler @NuttySwiss The amount of innovation that gets relegated to the trash pile due to a lack of focus, attrition, and org c…
Dec 16, 2019 9:10 PM
@wil @psharpe https://t.co/6Sl4SYFRSn
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Dec 16, 2019 8:38 PM
RT @psharpe: TFW you come home after a long journey. #retweep https://t.co/AtoIXm7T2Y
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Dec 16, 2019 8:29 PM
Welcome back to the flock Paul!!! https://t.co/768oidacIN
Dec 16, 2019 6:55 PM
@jayholler Getting some exercise. Run a bit, maybe surf a bit. Do some hikes with the family. Also my in-laws are gonna visit!
Dec 16, 2019 5:35 PM
RT @TwitterA11y: Today we’re adding support for increasing the color contrast on https://t.co/CuB5qyHKwU Find the setting under the access…
Dec 16, 2019 5:29 PM
@MilindaL @thenetmonkey @bgleib @satanjeev https://t.co/Vt0msAzhgn
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Dec 16, 2019 5:20 PM
@MilindaL @bgleib @satanjeev @thenetmonkey I’m OK if I can (over)hear both sides of the conversation clearly. Only eavesdropping on half a…
Dec 16, 2019 5:13 PM
@GcDove @PGE4Me Might be more around the front of the building but that’s all I saw.
Dec 16, 2019 5:12 PM
@GcDove Sit-in at the PG&E parking garage on Main St. https://t.co/zJdHETFoXu
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Dec 16, 2019 4:59 PM
Helicopters over EMB/Downtown this AM. Covering the PG&E protests? https://t.co/VCJ0Lk489O
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Dec 16, 2019 4:29 AM
@cbogie @kf 👆
Dec 16, 2019 4:28 AM
@cbogie A pair of shears took care of it in one clip. A bit of over engineering on my part at the start. Hazard of the profession I guess. …
Dec 16, 2019 4:23 AM
@cbogie IKR?!
Dec 16, 2019 4:12 AM
To be fair I’ve done dumber things than this before. https://t.co/JEJxfUS45l
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Dec 15, 2019 11:10 PM
RT @cliff_click: Poll on having Coffee Compiler Club in San Francisco, Dec 23, 11am, location TBD. Would you show?
Dec 15, 2019 10:41 PM
RT @ivieani: This was done in tribute to legendary Bronx graffiti artist and pioneer, Phase 2, who passed away this week. RIP https://t.co/…
Dec 15, 2019 10:32 PM
RT @ASlavitt: BREAKING: On the last day of the ACA, the website is down. Hundreds of thousands can’t enroll. The Trump Administration sho…
Dec 15, 2019 9:07 PM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: Open enrollment for the Affordable Care Act ends TODAY for a majority of the country. Some states have extended deadli…
Dec 15, 2019 8:04 PM
Fun 4-mile looper at the Polo Fields and Spreckels Lake this AM with the fam. https://t.co/QzxDj6dzUT
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Dec 15, 2019 5:02 PM
RT @SFBART: Between Embarcadero and 24th St Mission, BART is expecting 15-20 minute delays until 8 pm. Trains will be single-tracking throu…
Dec 15, 2019 4:02 AM
RT @jef_poskanzer: Summoning circle https://t.co/ykdUOWobwo
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Dec 15, 2019 3:54 AM
RT @GuamHat: did I build this? yes do I hate this? also yes https://t.co/fSMUId7yzB https://t.co/FHgu88c7HI
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Dec 15, 2019 2:47 AM
Never too early to get the kids started on #infoviz. https://t.co/CQ9mpgr8t6
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Dec 14, 2019 11:27 PM
@shatil There have been some...changes since you were a Tweep.
Dec 14, 2019 11:08 PM
@christhalinger @synecdotal https://t.co/epEyc3srAu
Dec 14, 2019 9:42 PM
RT @brunoborges: #JSON - Allows shitty formatting - No comments - Poor schema support - Poor IDE support #YAML - Formatting's like shitty…
Dec 14, 2019 9:35 PM
@shatil Meeting cop.
Dec 14, 2019 9:09 PM
Narc your calendar!
Dec 14, 2019 9:09 PM
If you attend a meeting I've scheduled at work and I ask you if you are a meeting cop you have to tell me. It's one of the rules.
Dec 14, 2019 8:08 PM
@jayholler @SFBART https://t.co/DA1tWFpWH1
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Dec 14, 2019 7:43 PM
RT @x86instructions: Buy The Intel CPU Advent Calendar And Open A Fun New Vulnerability Every Day Of The Year
Dec 14, 2019 4:21 PM
@kevino @ryanoneill @taylorleese @NolanOBrien @sauslander Emojis are valid tokens in most programming languages these days, right? So have …
Dec 14, 2019 1:04 PM
https://t.co/29LqTE75wW
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Dec 14, 2019 5:27 AM
@kpk @jkru It’s a fuzzy area. And there are always tradeoffs. So... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 14, 2019 5:25 AM
@kpk @jkru Whereas JS and Java may only interact at runtime over a stable API and not need build-time checked versioning.
Dec 14, 2019 5:24 AM
@kpk @jkru Java and C might have a buildtime dependency in generating JNI interfaces.
Dec 14, 2019 5:21 AM
@kpk @jkru Depends on where the buildtime/runtime split is.
Dec 14, 2019 5:18 AM
@Benioff Sort of.
Dec 14, 2019 5:16 AM
@kpk As the saying goes: "Two monorepos are better than one monorepos."
Dec 14, 2019 2:13 AM
RT @noampao: Every coworker I've interacted with since the holiday party last Friday has opened the conversation with some variation of "th…
Dec 13, 2019 10:09 PM
RT @SFBARTable: Take BART's all-electric trains to SFO or OAK to keep 10 lbs of carbon out of the air. Have a safe trip home and thanks for…
Dec 13, 2019 8:18 PM
RT @naz_erkan: Gotta appreciate how dysfunctional SF infrastructure is. https://t.co/xZraq2VTI3
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Dec 13, 2019 5:29 PM
@l4stewar @kdspaul TIL!
Dec 13, 2019 6:33 AM
RT @hipsterelectron: WHAT THE FUCK BRITAIN
Dec 13, 2019 6:32 AM
Great, Britain. Just great. Now look what you've gone and done.
Dec 13, 2019 6:28 AM
RT @CNN: A team of salmon farmers rescued a bald eagle trapped in an octopus' grasp off Canada's Vancouver Island https://t.co/odTWDseI1s h…
Dec 13, 2019 6:25 AM
But still, every time a have to debug an opaque 401 error that's likely due to a bad signing implementation, I pine for the basic auth days.
Dec 13, 2019 6:25 AM
Don't get me wrong. It had to happen. It was incredibly insecure before the...event.
Dec 13, 2019 6:25 AM
Twitter was more fun to build bots on before the OAuthocalypse happened.
Dec 13, 2019 6:02 AM
@bgleib @satanjeev @thenetmonkey @michaelmontano @aaghevli Just adding a ton more of those phone-booth things on each floor would be an imm…
Dec 13, 2019 5:57 AM
@enunge @__koyaanisqatsi @ReadMoreWomen @lenazun Also, bots are also what is killing Twitter so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 13, 2019 5:56 AM
@enunge @__koyaanisqatsi @ReadMoreWomen @lenazun I'm just gonna end up listing bots if I keep this up, but bots are one of the best parts o…
Dec 13, 2019 5:55 AM
@enunge @__koyaanisqatsi As is the @ReadMoreWomen bot by @lenazun. Great idea and great execution.
Dec 13, 2019 5:50 AM
@enunge @__koyaanisqatsi is pretty great
Dec 13, 2019 4:40 AM
@gasca @NYT_first_said @nytimes @seen_it_news @NYT_said_where @andypiper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/shLSLRu8y9
Dec 13, 2019 4:38 AM
@gasca @NYT_first_said @nytimes @seen_it_news @NYT_said_where @andypiper I’d gladly register my bots as bots if it would make it easier to …
Dec 13, 2019 4:37 AM
@gasca @NYT_first_said @nytimes @seen_it_news @NYT_said_where @andypiper But also the device pinning/account limiting and forced fake human…
Dec 13, 2019 4:35 AM
@gasca @NYT_first_said @nytimes @seen_it_news @NYT_said_where @andypiper There’s a necessary tension here due to health and spam concerns I…
Dec 13, 2019 4:35 AM
@gasca @NYT_first_said @nytimes @seen_it_news @NYT_said_where @andypiper Biggest issue IMO is lack of clarity on authN/authZ failures/error…
Dec 13, 2019 4:33 AM
@gasca @NYT_first_said @nytimes @seen_it_news @NYT_said_where It’s still harder to build bots on the platform than it should be. /cc: @andy…
Dec 13, 2019 4:20 AM
If you’re not following @jvreeland26 your missing out on some good Tweets, OS stuff, and occasionally confusing username shenanigans. https…
Dec 13, 2019 4:14 AM
@satanjeev @thenetmonkey That’s what we use the "antechambers" for.
Dec 13, 2019 3:45 AM
RT @Acyn: Mitch McConnell: Everything I do during this, I’m coordinating with White House Counsel. There will be no difference between the…
Dec 13, 2019 3:45 AM
RT @jvreeland26: @Acyn Ahhh yes that’s the separation of powers and oversight that the constitution dictates
Dec 13, 2019 3:08 AM
@thenetmonkey Extending the libraries would be a start.
Dec 13, 2019 2:59 AM
@mikeindustries You can never have too many.
Dec 13, 2019 2:11 AM
Just give my team a dedicated conference room and I’ll never schedule another meeting again I promise.
Dec 13, 2019 2:00 AM
@caraesten wow
Dec 13, 2019 1:33 AM
Can the White House Director of Social Media be impeached? Asking for @Scavino45.
Dec 12, 2019 10:36 PM
RT @TechnicallyRon: Exit polls suggest this country is fucked and full of morons.
Dec 12, 2019 10:28 PM
RT @paulmasonnews: BBC exit poll predicts Tories to take 70+ seats. If so - a victory of the old over the young, racists over people of col…
Dec 12, 2019 6:37 PM
@gasca and repurpose all those wasteful antechambers on 7 & 8 into fully bookable conference rooms! https://t.co/LvQSM7tYWW
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Dec 12, 2019 5:52 PM
@teresa @SFBART @RadhikaBrown #winning
Dec 12, 2019 5:42 PM
Current taking-the-toddler-to-daycare/BART-elevator status. https://t.co/Dvg02doenp
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Dec 12, 2019 5:13 PM
@n8foo Let’s start with PST and see how it goes from there. :-)
Dec 12, 2019 5:05 PM
@knorlen Implementation detail. Let’s worry about that later. First we need the rules.
Dec 12, 2019 4:56 PM
@RepublicOfPA @DanScavino Will do. You keep faking Tweets for ¢’s.
Dec 12, 2019 3:34 PM
@ilovedogs68 @matthewamiller ... ...we’re still waiting your triggered liberal responses, Sue. Don’t leave us hanging.
Dec 12, 2019 3:30 PM
@RepublicOfPA @DanScavino Ok, buddy. Sure thing. https://t.co/P7SpGX9Hsm
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Dec 12, 2019 3:15 PM
@RepublicOfPA @DanScavino Why do I have the feeling that you aren’t really from Philadelphia? 🤔
Dec 12, 2019 2:42 PM
@DanScavino Hey Dan, you are a racist.
Dec 12, 2019 1:59 PM
RT @matthewamiller: The president is a terrible human being who does the worst possible thing in nearly every situation. We’ve known this f…
Dec 12, 2019 1:37 PM
Wait, was @realDonaldTrump trying to make a "Netflix and chill" joke?
Dec 12, 2019 1:23 PM
The attack on a child who is only trying to save our goddamn planet aside, WTF is with this guy and improper capitalization? https://t.co/0…
Dec 12, 2019 12:55 PM
If we have to have rules about what meetings we can have at work then we should have a rule that you can't schedule a meeting before 10AM.
Dec 12, 2019 4:38 AM
RT @karissa_logan_: Y’all really raise children after work? Wow.
Dec 12, 2019 4:34 AM
RT @FogleBird: Playing around with prime decomposition again. https://t.co/p1DUXQ1NJy
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Dec 12, 2019 3:41 AM
@Zeke_Cao @Twitter @Facebook @IBM In 2001 https://t.co/03XCwTv9EW
Dec 12, 2019 3:40 AM
@Zeke_Cao @Twitter @Facebook @IBM https://t.co/oN00R0DP34
Dec 12, 2019 2:27 AM
@franckcuny @Twitter @Facebook @tdmackey @robmalchow @jvreeland26 Otherwise we’ll take care of you tomorrow.
Dec 12, 2019 2:27 AM
@franckcuny @Twitter @Facebook What? @tdmackey or @robmalchow or @jvreeland26 if you are still in the office can you hook Franck up?
Dec 12, 2019 12:57 AM
Imitation of imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. https://t.co/vmbEPFGXDJ
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Dec 11, 2019 5:19 PM
@CaptainPJ The struggle is real.
Dec 11, 2019 7:30 AM
RT @pgarg: @sriramk Don’t book a room for all hands, do it entirely remote. It takes the pressure off, making it much more conversational.
Dec 11, 2019 5:52 AM
@satanjeev @DrJorts Interesting though, I did not have notifications turned on. Just enabled them. 🤔
Dec 11, 2019 5:46 AM
@jmdriller If you do see this in a start-up’s pitch deck let them know they owe me 1% of the company.
Dec 11, 2019 5:41 AM
@satanjeev @DrJorts For the start of the puzzle, yes? But the expiry seems to have some slack AFAICT.
Dec 11, 2019 5:38 AM
@satanjeev @DrJorts I’m never 100% sure when today’s puzzle expires or when the next day’s puzzle starts.
Dec 11, 2019 5:35 AM
@satanjeev @DrJorts The NY Times Crossword Puzzle should have its own World Clock entry in the iOS Clock app.
Dec 11, 2019 5:29 AM
RT @doriantaylor: i remember watching some nature show years ago and it nnounced something like "a baboon gets all the calories it needs in…
Dec 11, 2019 4:09 AM
KUBERNETES.JPG https://t.co/SgXhtLHs4C
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Dec 11, 2019 2:38 AM
RT @skamille: Dear Twitter I do not want to be notified about my friends' random responses to people I don't even follow
Dec 11, 2019 2:37 AM
RT @nbashaw: Who are the most prominent blockchain people that have changed their mind and admitted they were wrong, in public?
Dec 11, 2019 2:31 AM
@Zeke_Cao https://t.co/9IS6dARH0X
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Dec 11, 2019 1:59 AM
@otherlab @ezraklein I’m 100% "onboard" with this.
Dec 10, 2019 9:47 PM
@otherlab @ezraklein What's a "fingernail surfboard"? 🤔
Dec 10, 2019 9:29 PM
"Options to download, print, and copy have been disabled on this file."
Dec 10, 2019 4:49 PM
@Nicole_Cliffe I started re-watching Dirty Harry movies to see SF in the '70s and realized how...reactionary the politics of the series was.
Dec 10, 2019 3:10 PM
RT @kjc_san_jose: I have something for the Twitterverse. Please take the time to read about one special human being - Mr. Thaddeus Orlando…
Dec 10, 2019 3:59 AM
@amdev @gasca And expiring follows
Dec 10, 2019 3:46 AM
RT @Pinboard: I've been told that Google Reader is not dead; it's been running all this time on a server farm upstate where there is always…
Dec 10, 2019 3:04 AM
RT @tylermedina: "There is no way to tell how many of your users use reader mode when viewing your website. No analytics solution can tell…
Dec 10, 2019 2:42 AM
@44 @cairns This is really great news!!!
Dec 9, 2019 5:37 PM
RT @dschonbe: Hey @Workday, an answer off "No" in the column "Confidential: Not Shared with Feedback Recipient" is a double negative and is…
Dec 9, 2019 4:57 PM
RT @slyphon: @beamjack I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by pagerduty notification, starving hysterical awoken, dragging them…
Dec 9, 2019 4:27 PM
RT @vzverovich: "Docker is the new curl | sudo bash"
Dec 9, 2019 3:14 AM
@clayton_looney @DanScavino @ThugnastyMMA @realDonaldTrump Look, it’s not *my* fault you suck at Twitter.
Dec 9, 2019 2:59 AM
@clayton_looney @DanScavino @ThugnastyMMA @realDonaldTrump I’m not sure I understand. You were referring to my putative crying by...crying?
Dec 9, 2019 1:10 AM
@clayton_looney @DanScavino @ThugnastyMMA @realDonaldTrump Don’t cry, Clayton. These un-American freedom haters won’t be in the White House…
Dec 8, 2019 9:36 PM
RIP circa-1970s-death playground. https://t.co/2Ih7pzBX9R
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Dec 8, 2019 6:12 PM
RT @ziibiing: The free-market says a banana duct-taped to a wall is worth $120,000, so it’s probably the best way to decide the value of he…
Dec 8, 2019 6:26 AM
@dataandpolitics bang
Dec 8, 2019 5:49 AM
This is 100% a @Scavino45-authored Tweet. https://t.co/yMhihbzcsz
Dec 8, 2019 5:27 AM
@nbeaudrot https://t.co/RyWh3CNOyU
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Dec 8, 2019 5:19 AM
RT @steveyedlin: #KnivesOut subtly features art by Matt Mania, Key Grip. We had many closeups of characters with eyeglasses, so he cleverly…
Dec 8, 2019 4:45 AM
@DanScavino @ThugnastyMMA @realDonaldTrump This is a fucked-up thing to tweet, Dan.
Dec 8, 2019 4:42 AM
Welcome to rock-bottom, America. https://t.co/qLycbNgcF4
Dec 8, 2019 4:30 AM
RT @Pinboard: i have eaten the $120,000 banana that was duct-taped to the gallery wall and which you were hailing as a symbol of gilded-a…
Dec 8, 2019 4:28 AM
We really should bring back Moments. Curating (and sharing) selections of specific Tweets is such a *huge* gap in the product. https://t.co…
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Dec 8, 2019 4:21 AM
RT @Pinboard: Bay Bridge? Residents get five free crossings a year, and after that it's $40 a pop. The proceeds are used to pay public bath…
Dec 8, 2019 4:20 AM
RT @vinucharanya: I have another acronym for #CIM 🤔😁 Cloud Infra Management https://t.co/460jCMlaIt
Dec 8, 2019 2:33 AM
RT @thrashermag: MILTON MARTINEZ 🏆 SOTY 2019 🏆 https://t.co/MWu1izWfII
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Dec 8, 2019 2:30 AM
RT @cbrewsayso: Crosswalk or urban water park? https://t.co/dJOj2VPus9
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Dec 8, 2019 2:14 AM
RT @kron4news: VIDEO: Watch as floods make their way to the Van Ness #Muni Metro Station More: https://t.co/YA7vNL0rgE https://t.co/DPixc…
Dec 8, 2019 2:13 AM
RT @ptraughber: I chose to take public transit from SF to Oakland for dinner tonight (1.5 miles from BART). It took 1 hour and 55 minutes t…
Dec 7, 2019 11:58 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: UPDATE: @SFBART is providing mutual aid. Please see Station Agents for assistance. Our sincere apologies for the inconvenie…
Dec 7, 2019 11:19 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: ATTN: We are experiencing a power outage at Forest Hill Station. IB/OB #MuniMetro #subwaysvc trains are bypassing Forest Hi…
Dec 7, 2019 11:19 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: UPDATE: There is no #subwaysvc between West Portal to Embarcadero Station due to flooding. We are working to get Bus Shuttl…
Dec 7, 2019 11:17 PM
RT @AnthroPunk: If we wait a little longer we won’t need the film, we’ll be living it. https://t.co/m36gpnPzgx
Dec 7, 2019 8:41 PM
@networkjanitor @taylorleese https://t.co/VR8VGi79SG
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Dec 7, 2019 5:29 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/qPWHK8pEVD
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Dec 7, 2019 4:54 PM
RT @CGregoryBrown: That’s my son...and I bet 10,000 of his 1 million unopened emails are from me☹️Texts to him seem to vanish...his phone’s…
Dec 7, 2019 1:57 AM
@j_grand DMs FTW
Dec 6, 2019 10:03 PM
@flaviowbrasil https://t.co/HoNMSxDqoC
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Dec 6, 2019 9:57 PM
Tired: Inbox 0 Wired: Inbox 1,022,261 https://t.co/l0mfPou8eH
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Dec 6, 2019 6:03 PM
We should have called it "Ornitographies" instead of "Mon 2.0". https://t.co/caPAKBIGDw
Dec 6, 2019 5:54 PM
RT @kottke: Ornitographies, Time-Merged Images of the Paths of Birds Through the Sky https://t.co/x9v3vwrWln
Dec 6, 2019 7:35 AM
My mentions are currently trapped in some sort of fishtank/aquarium sub-Twitter.
Dec 6, 2019 2:22 AM
@DanScavino You certainly sound like a happy, well-adjusted guy Dan.
Dec 5, 2019 10:47 PM
RT @ConanOBrien: A few weeks ago on my podcast, I mentioned a letter I wrote to E.B. White when I was in high school. The good people at E.…
Dec 5, 2019 8:17 PM
RT @jimgris: Here's an edited interview I did with @christhalinger from back in January at LavaOne as he gave a nice overview of the event.…
Dec 5, 2019 5:05 PM
@gasca Better question is: "What are good birding spots in Houston?" 🤔🦜🦅🦉🐥
Dec 5, 2019 5:02 PM
@nimalan https://t.co/tNyTS37BjU
Dec 5, 2019 4:22 PM
@jhamlett OMG yes!
Dec 5, 2019 4:19 PM
@gasca And Heron’s Head itself is pretty amazing, especially with the new path infrastructure/interpretive walk on the Hunter’s Point side.
Dec 5, 2019 4:16 PM
@gasca It’s a neat bit of urban wilderness in the middle of some heavy industrial spaces.
Dec 5, 2019 4:14 PM
@gasca Pier 94, just north of Heron’s Head, FTW! Small wetlands area with tons of birds. https://t.co/cuSuDVy96h
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Dec 5, 2019 12:12 PM
Most of the 3AM toddler vomit has been cleaned up so we’ve got that going for us. 🤢
Dec 5, 2019 6:29 AM
RT @gasca: what hobby do you have that you love to talk about but other people don’t care about? I’m here to listen...
Dec 5, 2019 6:27 AM
RT @Traditional2D: One minute behind the scenes of “Akira” (1988) https://t.co/qAFnfXR4vR
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Dec 5, 2019 6:17 AM
@gasca Birdwatching/bird photography. (A side effect of working for Twitter.) https://t.co/noXthW8f6V
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Dec 5, 2019 5:43 AM
@srw @gasca No way! Like what?
Dec 5, 2019 5:33 AM
@war2death @SFBART Fare-evasion isn’t the problem we (or Bob) should be trying to solve.
Dec 5, 2019 3:58 AM
RT @BBCHindi: पाकिस्तान. साल 2012 की इस तस्वीर को रॉयटर्स ने बीते दशक की ख़ास तस्वीरों में शामिल किया है. (तस्वीर: REUTERS) https://t.co/U…
Dec 5, 2019 12:37 AM
Showed up at ~4:15 to ask Bob some questions but he was already gone. Disappointed, but not surprised. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/qACvCX8tba
Dec 5, 2019 12:33 AM
@SFBART Looks like Bob bailed early. Bummer.
Dec 5, 2019 12:21 AM
@SFBART Ok, I’m at EMB, where’s Bob?
Dec 4, 2019 10:52 PM
@SFBART My question: why isn't Bob on Twitter so I can ask him my questions without having to travel to a specific station?
Dec 4, 2019 10:16 PM
RT @mmasnick: This is not new. This is not bad. This is just so they can host what you post without you then being able to sue them for hos…
Dec 4, 2019 11:39 AM
@oxidecomputer This was at a time when it was not uncommon for ASPs or JSPs to have ODBC or JDBC connections (with passwords) embedded in t…
Dec 4, 2019 11:36 AM
@oxidecomputer ...IIS would bypass the ASP interpreter or JSP servlet container and send the raw, uninterpreted page/code back to the brows…
Dec 4, 2019 11:33 AM
@oxidecomputer ...and if you toggled the case of the extension (index.JSP instead of index.jsp or hello.ASP instead of hello.asp) when maki…
Dec 4, 2019 11:29 AM
@oxidecomputer IIS (Microsoft's Internet Information Server)'s filename extension-based filter/dispatch was case-sensitive by default...
Dec 4, 2019 11:26 AM
@oxidecomputer ...and was reminiscent of a common misconfig of IIS back in the early days of ASP and JSP. (around 1999 or 2000)
Dec 4, 2019 11:23 AM
@oxidecomputer The anecdote from Jeff about a misconfig leading to a missing mod_php exposing src at Facebook was amusing...
Dec 4, 2019 3:15 AM
@Liz_Cheney Wow, what a terribly racist and juvenile thing to say.
Dec 4, 2019 2:09 AM
Don’t piss in my BART elevator and tell me it’s a rain puddle. https://t.co/6aLiZz0a9O
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Dec 3, 2019 6:32 PM
Workday? More like "Worstday" amirite?
Dec 3, 2019 4:53 PM
I love the smell of burning BART brakes in the morning. https://t.co/W7oaIaF1V8
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Dec 3, 2019 4:47 PM
@christhalinger https://t.co/WDCSRdW0dy
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Dec 3, 2019 4:45 PM
@christhalinger Darmok-and-Jalad-at-Tanagra.gif
Dec 3, 2019 5:47 AM
You can't wage a war on Christmas without breaking a few snow globes. https://t.co/CeIE8C8YsU
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Dec 3, 2019 5:16 AM
RT @LemieuxLGM: This is exactly right. The reason XTREEM TANKING has become a red hot management theory is not empirical evidence that it's…
Dec 3, 2019 4:45 AM
@chtemplin Blasphemy? Well, it *is* called "Runnin’ With The Devil" 🤟
Dec 3, 2019 4:19 AM
The only good Van Halen song is the isolated David Lee Roth vocal track version of "Runnin’ With The Devil". https://t.co/gvbGfyzMu3
Dec 3, 2019 3:42 AM
RT @mkruz: 🎄Want an awesome holiday party sweater AND show off your Twitter cred AND help a great cause? I’ll send this amazing limited e…
Dec 3, 2019 3:38 AM
RT @BleacherReport: Seahawks receivers at it again with the celebrations... New Edition after the TD 🕺 (via @thecheckdown) https://t.co/e…
Dec 3, 2019 3:07 AM
@micheal @vinucharanya Apply here for a free pair: https://t.co/9eayOQd81d
Dec 3, 2019 3:07 AM
@cra @micheal @vinucharanya Yep, @AliSmets made this happen. I’m sure she can point you in the right direction.
Dec 3, 2019 3:05 AM
@zmanji @jenniferfraser My DMs are open.
Dec 3, 2019 3:04 AM
@zmanji @jenniferfraser https://t.co/9eayOQd81d
Dec 3, 2019 2:22 AM
@joep @SFBART That’s not beer, Joep.
Dec 3, 2019 2:15 AM
I ♡ BART https://t.co/e1FEQcOJrb
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Dec 2, 2019 10:34 PM
@Todd_Segal @jenniferfraser @taylorleese go/branchingout
Dec 2, 2019 6:48 PM
Next-level Twitter swag for our low-level infra teams courtesy of @jenniferfraser. https://t.co/W3btx3qhz9
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Dec 2, 2019 3:10 PM
RT @NewDirections: Borges's LABYRINTHS is now an audiobook! Unabridged. Narrated by the incredible Dominic Keating. Get it on Apple Books (…
Dec 2, 2019 4:49 AM
@marabou On occasion. It depends on what I get back from Google.
Dec 2, 2019 4:34 AM
@realDonaldTrump Sorry, I don’t buy it.
Dec 2, 2019 3:36 AM
@boo Congrats!
Dec 2, 2019 3:07 AM
RT @kjc_san_jose: https://t.co/ClMPxUPN8w https://t.co/1PfhmiY2Xw
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Dec 2, 2019 3:02 AM
@javawithjiva TIL!
Dec 2, 2019 2:59 AM
@arrdem You’re not wrong.
Dec 2, 2019 1:31 AM
The other 10% of my job is Googling how to use awk.
Dec 2, 2019 1:31 AM
90% of my job is piping awk expressions together.
Dec 1, 2019 11:36 PM
RT @artur_sfo: Biggest distributed companies by employee 🌎 @mozilla > 2000 @elastic > 1800 @InVisionApp > 1300 @gitlab > 1000 @automattic…
Dec 1, 2019 7:54 PM
@jeffrizzo https://t.co/4YYc8CEnzy
Dec 1, 2019 7:41 PM
@josephm76804991 https://t.co/yymu8nvnx8
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Dec 1, 2019 4:45 PM
I’m a bit conflicted about this weather: on one hand I love rain, but on the other hand I hate having thousands of tiny ants in my house.
Dec 1, 2019 3:17 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: Just a tad windy out there...🌬️🍃 Very windy along the #BigSur Coast. One station near Bixby Bridge had a gust over 50 mph…
Dec 1, 2019 5:00 AM
RT @_itskatt: Nobody supports you like a social media friend you’ve never met 🤣
Dec 1, 2019 4:39 AM
@aphyr A: Take a chill pill, man? B: Oh, sorry, was I being uncool? A: No, I was asking if you needed more ice in that drink.
Dec 1, 2019 3:31 AM
RT @AstroKatie: If Twitter had a reporting button for “incorrectly and condescendingly explaining an expert’s field of expertise to them,”…
Dec 1, 2019 12:57 AM
I think we should make Ken Cuccinelli re-apply for U.S. citizenship.