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Jul 31, 2019 11:01 PM
@44 Mushy and crowded (after school crowd maybe?) then thinned out and cleaned up. Fun longboard session in the sun.
Jul 31, 2019 10:55 PM
I scratched my throat last night with a Goldfish™ cracker. WebMD™ said to treat by gargling saltwater so I stopped by Pacifica to do that. …
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Jul 31, 2019 8:00 PM
@realDonaldTrump This is a pretty fucked up thing to do, buddy.
Jul 31, 2019 6:59 PM
RT @Logico_jp: The last session of #JVMLS is related to the following content. #JVMLS2019 Aroma: Using machine learning for code recommend…
Jul 31, 2019 6:56 PM
Seriously though, this was a really excellent talk. At least the parts I understood.
Jul 31, 2019 6:56 PM
My big takeaway from @headinthebox’s #JVMLS talk is that we had *very* different high school experiences. https://t.co/QaRzVdA8ub
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Jul 31, 2019 6:39 PM
...could lead to some non-trivial optimizations during rescheduling of jobs and service instances.
Jul 31, 2019 6:39 PM
Application state is still probably ephemeral for core "business" logic, but preserving low-level runtime state post-"warmup"...
Jul 31, 2019 6:39 PM
.@giltene’s project proposal #JVMLS has interesting implications for distributed services running on frameworks like @ApacheAurora & k8s. h…
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Jul 31, 2019 6:08 PM
Let me be clear that I consider this a Good Thing™! #JVMLS
Jul 31, 2019 6:00 PM
@tedneward It was pretty awesome!
Jul 31, 2019 5:42 PM
Current #JVMLS status: a CLR engineer asking a Ruby engineer about their opinions on the proposed value type system for Java.
Jul 31, 2019 5:06 PM
Ok, thanks to @darkdimius’s #JVMLS talk on @stripe’s Ruby typechecker "Sorbet", I now understand why QR codes. https://t.co/KANJIVtJZu
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Jul 31, 2019 4:50 PM
RT @hillelogram: I'm tired of pure languages, I want a totally impure language, where every single expression must have a side effect Like…
Jul 31, 2019 4:40 PM
RT @copyconstruct: Predictive CPU isolation of containers at Netflix Pretty freaking cool stuff from the Titus team at Netflix. https://t…
Jul 31, 2019 2:13 PM
Check out @1andonlyglo’s recent talk at @CraftConf about the #TwitterVMTeam’s "AutoTune" project! https://t.co/iJCjK80jwR
Jul 31, 2019 5:25 AM
Thx Mom & Dad!
Jul 31, 2019 5:25 AM
...seriously tho, I am pretty hard to shop for. This though is a wonderful (if belated) birthday present from @lizwiggi & @CGregoryBrown.
Jul 31, 2019 5:25 AM
And people say I’m hard to shop for... https://t.co/etxa0mSlCB
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Jul 31, 2019 4:34 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: There is a station closure and trains are not stopping at 24th St. Mission due to a major medical emergency. There is mutu…
Jul 31, 2019 4:21 AM
RT @jrhennessy: @FINALLEVEL Get in. Laugh at a few tweets. Get out. That's the game.
Jul 31, 2019 4:18 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: There is a station closure and trains are not stopping at 24th St. Mission due to a major medical emergency.
Jul 31, 2019 3:59 AM
RT @peterseibel: “Only those nations have a future, only those nations can be called historical, that have a sense of what is important and…
Jul 31, 2019 3:36 AM
RT @WhitfordBradley: This feels like a West Wing episode fucked an auction.
Jul 31, 2019 2:27 AM
@guypbenson Do you?
Jul 30, 2019 10:51 PM
RT @domdorn: I'm looking for a Software Engineering internship (15.8. - 15.10.) for a friend of mine in #vienna. He's a syrian refugee curr…
Jul 30, 2019 10:39 PM
@craigacp here’s a (relatively) recent presentation by @ysr1729 that details our AutoTune system. https://t.co/Bb20MfrWXn
Jul 30, 2019 10:04 PM
Thanks for the fascinating talk on this @snatverk! #JVMLS
Jul 30, 2019 10:03 PM
Related: #TornadoVM https://t.co/Ki60Hy1RWX
Jul 30, 2019 10:00 PM
TIL: OpenCL https://t.co/BBRZUC9k6u
Jul 30, 2019 9:48 PM
RT @umatweep: #graalcgo2019 https://t.co/YQwqVQ8nh3
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Jul 30, 2019 9:07 PM
@gillyarcht @41Strange Very. The kids love it.
Jul 30, 2019 9:02 PM
@41Strange @gillyarcht Clearly an inspiration for the Christopher Playground behind the Diamond Heights Safeway in SF.
Jul 30, 2019 8:47 PM
RT @rabihalameddine: Ruth Asawa, Untitled (Hanging tied wire, open-center, double-sided, six-branched form based on nature), ca. 1965 bronz…
Jul 30, 2019 7:21 PM
@stitchfix All good! I emailed support and a new fix is on the way.
Jul 30, 2019 7:01 PM
One of the most interesting things about #JVMLS are the talks about non-JVM runtimes. https://t.co/GiwryUDoxC
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Jul 30, 2019 6:49 PM
RT @mattdpearce: New: Gov. Gavin Newsom just signed a law that would disqualify President Trump for California’s primary ballot next year u…
Jul 30, 2019 6:28 PM
RT @bx: I think about this tweet a lot. https://t.co/Z4aIU8smiw
Jul 30, 2019 5:32 PM
RT @hipsterelectron: @jvican @lukasz_bialy @shelajev @propensive @tagir_valeev @Oli_kitty @scala_lang @graalvm we have zinc running with na…
Jul 30, 2019 5:00 PM
@srw It’s a very fancy Taco Bell.
Jul 30, 2019 3:25 PM
A mushy, kelpy pit stop on the way to #JVMLS. https://t.co/3cNeHrbKQY
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Jul 30, 2019 1:16 PM
RT @gregeganSF: [1/3] People who played around with Möbius strips when they were kids know exactly what happens when you cut one in half al…
Jul 30, 2019 5:36 AM
RT @ConstantTim: @cameron_kasky AWAKEN https://t.co/a4ovSyRXpy
Jul 30, 2019 4:15 AM
RT @ysr1729: Me on Instagram vs me on Twitter. https://t.co/hT0ennrJO3
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Jul 30, 2019 4:13 AM
RT @FINALLEVEL: Twitter Note: If you simply Block the Dumbfucks... You can actually Enjoy Twitter. I totally enjoy communicating with peopl…
Jul 29, 2019 9:45 PM
RT @jerrykuch: This thing is amazing. #JVMLS https://t.co/GrMFMoaj8W
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Jul 29, 2019 7:40 PM
@hipsterelectron https://t.co/bWC4ndAbjK
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Jul 29, 2019 6:30 PM
Current 2019 status: sitting in a room listening to JVM people argue with CLR people about something Erlang people got right in 1986.
Jul 29, 2019 5:49 PM
RT @Sharat_Chander: Full house at annual #JVMLS #Java #OpenJDK #JDK #JVM https://t.co/U2qs5LSEz9
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Jul 29, 2019 5:25 PM
This. https://t.co/S02WbJFION
Jul 29, 2019 5:23 PM
RT @alexferrara: AI/ML is a lot easier when you don't have to worry about data privacy. “Our legal framework and regulatory environment --…
Jul 29, 2019 2:15 PM
OMW to #JVMLS!
Jul 29, 2019 4:59 AM
RT @abc7newsbayarea: JUST IN: Law enforcement sources say a 3-year-old boy was among those killed at the Garlic Festival in Gilroy https://…
Jul 29, 2019 4:49 AM
RT @dschonbe: An investment in an intern is an investment in your future. A founder who cancels their internship program is saying that don…
Jul 29, 2019 4:45 AM
@posco @boo I’m sure most Twitter users don’t know what they are. Heck, most current Twitter employees probably don’t know what they are. h…
Jul 29, 2019 4:40 AM
RT @GreatDismal: That's a Samuel R Delany idea I've been repeating for so many decades that I usually forget to credit him. https://t.co/un…
Jul 29, 2019 4:19 AM
@peterseibel That’s a really great point.
Jul 29, 2019 4:14 AM
Or at least very annoying to folks attempting to engage constructively with divisive, issue-oriented promoted Tweets.
Jul 29, 2019 4:14 AM
Seems counter-productive to a healthy, conversational Twitter.
Jul 29, 2019 4:14 AM
...and there’s no way to find the original Tweet again (AFAIK) as it’s a null-cast.
Jul 29, 2019 4:14 AM
...only to find the Tweet has been replaced with a different unrelated promoted Tweet...
Jul 29, 2019 4:14 AM
...you begin writing a reply, then close the Tweet composer in order to check something in the promoted Tweet...
Jul 29, 2019 4:14 AM
A promoted polemic tweet shows up in your feed...
Jul 29, 2019 4:14 AM
It’s a pretty frustrating user experience.
Jul 29, 2019 4:14 AM
Hey @boo, can we consider preventing *null-casted* promoted Tweets for "political-content"?
Jul 29, 2019 3:41 AM
I keep thinking that @waze is one of those pot-delivery startups so these promoted Tweets are, at first, very confusing. https://t.co/zMBCa…
Jul 29, 2019 3:25 AM
RT @demianbulwa: Michael Paz, Gilroy Festival hat vendor, was about 80 ft from shooter who he described as in his 30s w/ a rifle: "He came…
Jul 29, 2019 3:23 AM
@christhalinger Only after 3PM.
Jul 29, 2019 3:14 AM
RT @CBSNews: A witness to the shooting at the Gilroy Garlic Festival in California recounts being at the scene: “There is, like, firecrack…
Jul 29, 2019 12:37 AM
RT @GreatDismal: Word. https://t.co/AruadHKNqe
Jul 29, 2019 12:35 AM
RT @KPIXtv: #BREAKING: Pedestrian walking on #BayBridge causes major traffic delays #BayAreaTraffic https://t.co/cEVmGgZuui https://t.co/ox…
Jul 28, 2019 6:21 PM
@realDonaldTrump Shouldn’t every American be anti-fascist?
Jul 28, 2019 12:18 PM
@NickAdamsinUSA This isn’t a country club, buddy. It shouldn’t cost anything to immigrate to the United States.
Jul 28, 2019 12:11 PM
@hipsterelectron They don’t work here anymore.
Jul 27, 2019 9:17 PM
It’s a huge competitive advantage.
Jul 27, 2019 9:17 PM
So if you have a large, small, medium or startup company and can afford a *paid* internship program you should absolutely do it.
Jul 27, 2019 9:17 PM
Not to mention that many of them have since joined @TwitterEng full time and have proven, without exception, to be great hires.
Jul 27, 2019 9:17 PM
The *paid* interns on the #TwitterVMTeam have been a constant source of discontinuous innovation in our R&D efforts.
Jul 27, 2019 9:17 PM
Holy shit this is a bad take! https://t.co/xl8XzxXYjW
Jul 27, 2019 8:47 PM
Yeah, that’s the guy I’m talking about.
Jul 27, 2019 8:39 PM
They probably have a bunch of other shady and incorrect beliefs.
Jul 27, 2019 8:39 PM
Beware the VP of Engineering who believes"hackweeks" are Keynesian, and not Schumpeterian, waste.
Jul 27, 2019 8:31 PM
"Hackweeks" are a perfect, contemporary example of Schumpeterian waste.
Jul 27, 2019 7:59 PM
@realDonaldTrump This is pretty stupid tweet, buddy.
Jul 27, 2019 6:08 PM
RT @Amy_Siskind: “Let’s call this what it is: unpatriotic. The Kentucky Republican is, arguably more than any other American, doing Russian…
Jul 27, 2019 5:41 PM
RT @carolecadwalla: Amazing story from @nickhopkinsnews. Last week Johnson refuses to answer qs about whether he went without security deta…
Jul 27, 2019 5:39 PM
RT @JenSeniorNY: This is an outstanding example of the Twitter thread as a) journalism and b) cudgel. Stay 'til the end, when he pounds Ja…
Jul 27, 2019 5:35 PM
@amdev @michaelmontano https://t.co/SskAS15Zqg
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Jul 27, 2019 3:55 PM
what idiot called it "Faygo Original Sparkling Water" instead of "Jugga L’eau" https://t.co/sMkuyzOAM9
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Jul 27, 2019 2:43 PM
@pt @tylertringas I’d argue that name and profile pic at the time of a Tweet should be part of a Tweet’s immutable state.
Jul 27, 2019 1:22 PM
RT @brianmichel: I know how to fix voter turn out. We need to get @supremenewyork to collab on the "I Voted" sticker with @NYCVotes. Suprem…
Jul 27, 2019 5:20 AM
@MakarandParigi @elucentdev @TwitterNYC @LilNasX @TwitterSF @chancetherapper Pretty sure @TwitterChicago has dibs.
Jul 27, 2019 4:42 AM
@kf @kaoudis Chappaqua represent.
Jul 27, 2019 4:37 AM
@kaoudis Depends on the movie. And city vs. state.
Jul 27, 2019 4:03 AM
Someone should do a study on typo frequency in the alt-text of Tweeted images. https://t.co/bKG4j5Su5E
Jul 27, 2019 4:00 AM
@boo @michaelmontano Buffalo isn't all it's cracked up to be TBH. #GoBills
Jul 27, 2019 3:53 AM
RT @JohnKingSFChron: In Golden Gate Park, what a difference two hours makes https://t.co/gW4vrj7g6B
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Jul 27, 2019 2:51 AM
RT @NormalComposers: Philip Glass calling someone. https://t.co/dxglFl9avd
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Jul 27, 2019 2:51 AM
@kevino @peterseibel https://t.co/0aJzxZlGpn
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Jul 27, 2019 2:49 AM
@kevino @peterseibel Wait. Did the old web have drafts? I don’t think it did.
Jul 27, 2019 2:13 AM
@peterhartlaub This just seems so dangerous for small children. Those things are head height for my 5yo. /cc: @JaniceForBART @BevanDufty
Jul 27, 2019 12:10 AM
Interesting lean to this BART train going on between Civic Center and 16th.
Jul 26, 2019 11:41 PM
That’s a Mark Train quote BTW.
Jul 26, 2019 11:33 PM
The longest 2 minutes I ever spent was waiting for a @sfmta_muni train to arrive at the station.
Jul 26, 2019 9:55 PM
RT @Comicsen8mm: Siempre es buen momento para recordar este FANTÁSTICO póster que hizo @PaoloMRivera para Iron Man 3 https://t.co/exd41igWfF
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Jul 26, 2019 9:51 PM
@nedsegal @biz @Twitter @hardwater_sf @LilNasX Villager FTW.
Jul 26, 2019 4:16 PM
@cayley @Twitter Pretty sure this is a bug. It’s stays on reverse chron for me on iOS. What client are you using?
Jul 26, 2019 2:15 PM
@DanB I think you mean 12...maybe there’s a bug in that spreadsheet? ;-)
Jul 26, 2019 6:31 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A dad carries a sleeping baby on his back up a steep hill in the woods.
Jul 26, 2019 4:19 AM
@sippey "Those Were the Days" by Mary Hopkin. I was 11 years old in the summer of '86. At a restaurant in upstate NY. Having lunch with my …
Jul 26, 2019 4:12 AM
@mikeindustries @sippey https://t.co/ntnITr0ncZ
Jul 26, 2019 3:54 AM
@sippey marcel-proust.gif
Jul 26, 2019 3:45 AM
@jayholler @morfca Ugh. Wrong Twitter handle. Meant @whomever_owns_moments.
Jul 26, 2019 3:44 AM
@jayholler @morfca Really wish "follow moment" was still a thing. /cc: @whoever_owns_moments
Jul 26, 2019 3:36 AM
RT @NTarnopolsky: A friend of mine has undergone a year's worth of treatment for cancer, and now that she has more strength she's taken to…
Jul 26, 2019 3:06 AM
@stitchfix how do I report/handle a stolen fix? https://t.co/8jL9saKk9t
Jul 26, 2019 2:11 AM
There but for the grace of Zod... https://t.co/Hf2YgXF26F
Jul 26, 2019 1:47 AM
@firepile The sentence after that one is amazing. But too long to tweet.
Jul 26, 2019 1:47 AM
@firepile "Whereas before we had bring-your-dog-to-work day, now you will have bring-your-work-home day, which is every day."
Jul 26, 2019 1:45 AM
RT @firepile: I don't understand how satire is still alive in 2019 when this is all literally true https://t.co/Jd5Ig8zart
Jul 26, 2019 1:31 AM
@heyjoshua @stitchfix Hopefully I can use this tragedy to turn our mutual millennial followers on to some quality 90s indie rock. https://…
Jul 26, 2019 12:58 AM
Also it was full of kids clothes! Thieves can really be such jerks sometimes.
Jul 26, 2019 12:52 AM
If you are gonna steal a package then take the package. Don’t just boost the contents and leave an empty box! That’s just a dick move. htt…
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Jul 25, 2019 11:22 PM
Not exactly "Peace, Love, and Linux" but it’ll do. https://t.co/8ppyLRFYJk
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Jul 25, 2019 11:09 PM
@SFBART What's his Twitter handle?
Jul 25, 2019 5:12 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: 1990s pro-skater Ron Knigge busts a hard flip down a small set of stairs.
Jul 25, 2019 4:56 PM
RT @adelaigue: A 60 sigma event https://t.co/P9Fwc4tfw2
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Jul 25, 2019 3:49 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.
Jul 25, 2019 7:00 AM
@JaniceForBART @SFBART Anyway, just glad that *you* are supportive of the program. Keep up the good work!
Jul 25, 2019 6:59 AM
@JaniceForBART @SFBART Approve it, but let’s not allow for any more discussion. Civic Center elevators are cleaner than every other part of…
Jul 25, 2019 6:58 AM
@JaniceForBART @SFBART :-) Sure, but this is night and day for folks taking the elevators. EMB and Mission elevators are pissoirs or worse.
Jul 25, 2019 6:53 AM
@SFBART @JaniceForBART I mean, really, what's to "discuss" at this point?
Jul 25, 2019 6:53 AM
@SFBART @JaniceForBART Expand attendants program to Montgomery, EMB, *and* Mission & 16th/Mission & 24th!
Jul 25, 2019 5:14 AM
RT @hipsterelectron: “wanna know how i got these scars?” https://t.co/MH6hMoWWso
Jul 25, 2019 5:12 AM
@christhalinger Easier to do if you have access to the source code.
Jul 25, 2019 5:09 AM
@gmacisme Podcasts help shut the brain down for me.
Jul 25, 2019 4:04 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A Transdata, Ltd. olive-green 307a acoustic coupler sits on a paint-stained workbench.
Jul 25, 2019 3:05 AM
RT @EllenBarkin: I’m informing you now...Captain Kangaroo told me to go fuck myself. Shari Lewis refused to shake the hand of my then 6yo s…
Jul 25, 2019 3:02 AM
RT @washingtonpost: Trump spoke in front of a fake presidential seal that included a Russian symbol. How it got there is a mystery. https:/…
Jul 25, 2019 2:38 AM
HT to @NatStClair https://t.co/iIVxmhcXml
Jul 25, 2019 2:37 AM
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by AdSense.
Jul 25, 2019 2:12 AM
@IrishLitTimes Le Carré is a master of language and character. You should give him (another?) try.
Jul 25, 2019 1:32 AM
RT @rohanseth: 1/My 6mo daughter, Lydia, was born with a random genetic mutation. She will never sit, crawl, walk or talk. She lives in pai…
Jul 25, 2019 1:22 AM
@jvreeland26 Yep. We are no longer stuck. Nothing dramatic. Just trains ahead having issues.
Jul 25, 2019 12:37 AM
@hipsterelectron @christhalinger Turns out what we think of as the universe is actually just a simulation running inside an Emacs buffer.
Jul 25, 2019 12:22 AM
RT @doriantaylor: it's almost as if nobody is aware of brooks' law https://t.co/yrShEUTA8D
Jul 24, 2019 11:49 PM
Current MUNI status: stuck between stations.
Jul 24, 2019 11:08 PM
RT @karaswisher: Here is my fascinating chat with @kmlake of @stitchfix https://t.co/AopCfkJ6bZ
Jul 24, 2019 9:40 PM
RT @rebeccaballhaus: Trump, March 24: “Total EXONERATION.” Trump, April 10: " I’ve been totally exonerated.” Trump, May 9: Report “comes ba…
Jul 24, 2019 9:39 PM
@thomasbarbieri1 @DanScavino @WhiteHouse You can't have it both ways, Thomas.
Jul 24, 2019 9:30 PM
@thomasbarbieri1 @DanScavino Yeah, the @WhiteHouse went from months of saying the report exonerated the President to today’s claim that Mue…
Jul 24, 2019 9:28 PM
@DanScavino Right? https://t.co/szRk2l4Vwd
Jul 24, 2019 8:53 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/OM5uwRrlWE
Jul 24, 2019 8:47 PM
RT @MattOswaltVA: the Mueller Hearings feels like watching Wheel of Fortune where the puzzle is completely solved but contestants keep gues…
Jul 24, 2019 8:40 PM
@joshu This is really fantastic.
Jul 24, 2019 8:13 PM
RT @patio11: If you have an organizational culture of risk aversion and you call your lawyer and ask “Does federal law allow us to X?” ther…
Jul 24, 2019 7:48 PM
RT @AdamSerwer: This is obstruction of justice https://t.co/oCHA3sQJwm
Jul 24, 2019 7:47 PM
RT @JohnAvlon: SCHIFF: “Trump and his campaign welcomed and encouraged Russian interference?” MUELLER: “Yes.” SCHIFF: “And then Trump and…
Jul 24, 2019 3:04 PM
Thread! https://t.co/qUgViClNJq
Jul 24, 2019 2:36 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A man in his mid-70s wears a pair of Oakley™ Blades on top of which rest a pair of round "John Lennon" reading glasses.
Jul 24, 2019 2:21 PM
RT @F6x: “He has not Tweeted since the hearing has started ... Oop, and he just Tweeted.” — Tamara Keith, NPR
Jul 24, 2019 1:47 PM
@DanScavino I mean, this seems to counter your claims when the report was first released, no? https://t.co/htpGdYDFob
Jul 24, 2019 4:11 AM
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: https://t.co/9noMq5krcC
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Jul 24, 2019 4:10 AM
RT @_JamesWard: Service Oriented Architecture -> Service Mesh Web Service -> Micro Service XML -> JSON WSDL -> Swagger SOAP -> Protobuf WS-…
Jul 24, 2019 4:08 AM
RT @MobyLives: Hey People of DUMBO: Come watch Robert Mueller's testimony before Congress live tomorrow with @melvillehouse at @BklynRoasti…
Jul 24, 2019 3:57 AM
@thekevincrane @kayvz Seriously.
Jul 24, 2019 3:54 AM
@thekevincrane Is there really no "undo" on polls? /cc: @kayvz
Jul 24, 2019 3:36 AM
RT @jef_poskanzer: @igb @JohnKingSFChron I like the arches. https://t.co/TGXahugfVc
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Jul 24, 2019 3:34 AM
🐍🐍 → 🐍🐍🐍
Jul 24, 2019 2:14 AM
@wickman @marius They never should have shipped this goddamn thing without voiceprint authN/authZ.
Jul 24, 2019 2:05 AM
@wickman Wait until the kid learns to say "Alexa play..."
Jul 24, 2019 1:40 AM
@JaniceForBART Let’s not forget ensuring that these are safe for children in strollers and the 5yos and up who walk through the faregates.
Jul 23, 2019 11:48 PM
@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity You sure do watch a lot of TV for someone who’s President of United States.
Jul 23, 2019 11:46 PM
@micheal Jython FTW!
Jul 23, 2019 11:15 PM
RT @Pinboard: BREAKING: Microsoft has announced to members of its political action committee that it is suspending political contributions…
Jul 23, 2019 11:14 PM
@bgingold #Pygration23?
Jul 23, 2019 10:32 PM
Usual 1:1 with Tony when he’s in town. https://t.co/fB7938NwrC
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Jul 23, 2019 9:19 PM
RT @jadeloyzaga: I wrote a Twitter blog post!! Excited to share some of the ways that the new Twitter web platform makes it a delight to it…
Jul 23, 2019 7:53 PM
@JohnKingSFChron https://t.co/W0MHi5zCHN
Jul 23, 2019 7:51 PM
@JohnKingSFChron The shot from the bottom of the escalators looking up is the magic one.
Jul 23, 2019 7:47 PM
RT @JohnKingSFChron: The majestic Glen Park BART station, SF's best Brutalist building by far, could be declared a state landmark by the Ca…
Jul 23, 2019 7:36 PM
@aspen I don’t actually know. But all the JVM-based stuff still seems to be working.
Jul 23, 2019 7:29 PM
RT @HallieRubenhold: @Nicole_Cliffe I prefer 'hoist on your own Picard'. It adds so much more colour and meaning. https://t.co/qGMr5EHbmR
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Jul 23, 2019 5:22 PM
@micheal Which one? (Choose carefully.)
Jul 23, 2019 5:09 PM
There. I fixed it for you. #py3migration #pygration3 https://t.co/PE8qfdguGl
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Jul 23, 2019 2:30 PM
@KenJennings The Jeopardy theme but in the style of "Ashokan Farewell".
Jul 23, 2019 2:24 PM
@AndMucc You...you really need to what? https://t.co/zw0uRhwhGG
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Jul 23, 2019 1:18 PM
@AndMucc https://t.co/qs6CZtPl5g
Jul 23, 2019 1:11 PM
@anildash it's a triptech
Jul 23, 2019 12:56 PM
Trump 2020: I know you are but what am I? https://t.co/cUcFLeBmX3
Jul 23, 2019 4:27 AM
RT @SFBART: During repairs on the 24th St Mission escalator, a pigeon set up a nest by the escalator and laid two eggs. By federal law, we…
Jul 23, 2019 4:25 AM
Do you want technical debt? Because that’s how you get technical debt! https://t.co/R6JH2Omwda
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Jul 23, 2019 4:14 AM
RT @RobMayeda: Very top of the Golden Gate Bridge towers in view at times as the evening stratus surges into the bay #CAwx https://t.co/hG5…
Jul 23, 2019 3:58 AM
@bhaggs Counterpoint: 5yo says, "Alexa, play 'Equestria Girls'!" for the millionth time.
Jul 23, 2019 3:51 AM
RT @jadesfw: not being able to Tweet my best material https://t.co/2eMOqEjeuy
Jul 23, 2019 3:50 AM
@jadesfw This is what burner accounts are for.
Jul 23, 2019 3:47 AM
RT @berrics: At 51 years old, @tonyhawk has filmed his first non-vert part in decades. Why? Because he can. Check out his Battle Commander…
Jul 23, 2019 3:44 AM
RT @KPIXtv: UPDATE #Freewayshooting investigation shuts down northbound I-880 at #98thAve in #Oakland https://t.co/kiHpRmW0WN https://t.co/…
Jul 23, 2019 3:38 AM
@jayholler No luck. Thank god for hoses and spigots on the front of the house though.
Jul 23, 2019 3:37 AM
@christianism The cost of a babysitter alone makes seeing a current release in theaters an expensive excursion for parents.
Jul 23, 2019 3:36 AM
@christianism Someone once Tweeted the great idea of a premium ticket ($200 or more or whatever) to let you stream a current theatrical rel…
Jul 23, 2019 3:28 AM
RT @RepMaxineWaters: The impeachment question is going to play heavily in the 2020 elections. Over 70 percent of Democrats polled want Trum…
Jul 23, 2019 3:07 AM
RT @vikramchandra: Personally, I wouldn’t ask Trump to mediate a playground argument over a bag of candy! Let alone step into a 70 year old…
Jul 23, 2019 3:07 AM
RT @vikramchandra: The Government of India saying that the President of the United States was ...er.. economical with the truth while speak…
Jul 23, 2019 2:46 AM
@wholemilklatte The pee was moist. So was the poop.
Jul 23, 2019 2:22 AM
Tonight the stroller wheels have rolled in ☑️ BART elevator pee ☑️ Mission poop Need some trashcan-adjacent vomit for the SF trifecta
Jul 23, 2019 12:21 AM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/BNpydew9qm
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Jul 23, 2019 12:15 AM
@sfmta_muni What am I, a rat? https://t.co/QSWeLiTB2E
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Jul 23, 2019 12:02 AM
@sfmta_muni So everyone got off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jul 23, 2019 12:02 AM
@sfmta_muni I got on it at Van Ness. At EMB the operator came through and said "This train is not going to Caltrain or ballpark."
Jul 22, 2019 11:57 PM
@sfmta_muni Great, but why do they say "CalTrain/Ball Park" if they don’t, you know, actually go there?
Jul 22, 2019 11:46 PM
FYI: The S Caltrain/Ball Park Shuttle does not go to Caltrain or the ballpark. It terminates at Embarcadero, obviously. https://t.co/ysVxi7…
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Jul 22, 2019 11:35 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Yellow and red pillar/walls tower under arches. To the right a grid of windows and air-conditioners.
Jul 22, 2019 9:20 PM
@thenayudu @kpk @ryanoneill @dschonbe I’d say at some point Beyond Thunderdome.
Jul 22, 2019 9:12 PM
Not all our machines are the Java virtual kind. https://t.co/tl7hRESl9G
Jul 22, 2019 8:40 PM
The Never-Ending War Room
Jul 22, 2019 8:39 PM
@kpk @ryanoneill @dschonbe It'd be a bit risky to convert *every* room to a war room right off the bat. Let's do a pilot with my teams, pro…
Jul 22, 2019 8:24 PM
@ryanoneill @dschonbe What if every team had a war room? 🤔
Jul 22, 2019 7:27 PM
@slyphon Right back atcha.
Jul 22, 2019 7:27 PM
@slyphon All the files are under /tmp/
Jul 22, 2019 7:26 PM
@slyphon Also their observability and monitoring stack better be called "ThermoStats".
Jul 22, 2019 6:02 PM
@networkjanitor https://t.co/NKSXMsvuYH
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Jul 22, 2019 5:15 PM
RT @tisha_temmanuel: She opened the world of compilers and VMs to us .. Such an informative session... Thank you so much Uma!! Until next t…
Jul 22, 2019 5:14 PM
One of the things I like about being trapped in an Eternal Recurrence is that I can just retweet my previous subtweets.
Jul 22, 2019 5:08 PM
RT @igb: You can never have too many sources of truth, right?
Jul 22, 2019 4:24 PM
@MobyDickatSea ...Ishmael found himself transformed into a tiny white whale.
Jul 22, 2019 2:47 PM
@srw @jayholler That changes the story pretty dramatically.
Jul 22, 2019 3:48 AM
RT @bellesglasgow: Our friends @sacredpawsltd are in Detroit and last we heard, didn’t have anywhere to stay. If anyone feels like helping…
Jul 22, 2019 3:07 AM
@amdev I mean, everything on Twitter is used for dunking a lot. But yeah.
Jul 22, 2019 3:00 AM
@realDonaldTrump Love it or leave it, jerk. It’s already great.
Jul 22, 2019 2:59 AM
RT @danpfeiffer: If only there was some sort of proceeding designated by the constitution to hold a President accountable for high crimes a…
Jul 22, 2019 2:57 AM
Shout out to the folks at Twitter working on conversations and replies and retweets. This stuff is hard.
Jul 22, 2019 2:55 AM
That said it’s sometimes hard to retweet a great reply without the parent Tweet for context.
Jul 22, 2019 2:54 AM
I sort of think quote tweets were a mistake. Too often they take a great reply and remove it from the immediate conversation.
Jul 22, 2019 2:47 AM
RT @igb: I'd never seen "cathedral graphs" before until I stumbled across them in this paper by @TonyPrintezis. https://t.co/Z8QB4sL4FB #in…
Jul 22, 2019 2:40 AM
RT @tmbotg: As I walk, I think about a new way to walk
Jul 22, 2019 2:38 AM
RT @SFFDPIO: #WUI72119 UPDATE THIS WILDLAND FIRE IN MCLAREN PARK IS ESTIMATED BE 10 ACRES. ALL OTHER INFO REMAINS THE SAME https://t.co/z8V…
Jul 21, 2019 8:42 PM
RT @LinaBlanco: absolutely no one: @SFBART: https://t.co/kkj4VtI0lj
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Jul 21, 2019 8:40 PM
RT @mayaeliahou: @LinaBlanco @SFBART who looked at a bart entrance and thought ‘what this really needs is retractable fangs’
Jul 21, 2019 8:37 PM
The Remix. https://t.co/EuGPNshftX
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Jul 21, 2019 7:21 PM
"but stopped short of calling for his impeachment" https://t.co/cycthMkbbG https://t.co/pXKXKmrpNU
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Jul 21, 2019 3:29 AM
We finished up dinner early and the babysitter was still on the clock so we decided to take #datenight to the next level. https://t.co/m3pB…
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Jul 20, 2019 11:12 PM
Fun family hike at San Bruno Mtn. State Park. https://t.co/EsOJwTinWg
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Jul 20, 2019 10:38 PM
@TonyPrintezis Woah! 1:40 indeed!
Jul 20, 2019 6:26 PM
If current events and ancient history tell us anything it’s that the human race isn’t going to make it off this planet alive. #Apollo11
Jul 20, 2019 4:45 PM
Herman Melville just subtweeted my subtweets. https://t.co/uuAi37le90
Jul 20, 2019 6:08 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: An empty box of Melitta™ #2 paper cone coffee filters sits on a black kitchen counter.
Jul 20, 2019 5:17 AM
@shatil @zmanji @ApacheAurora Look, this isn’t Python vs. JVM, this is Aurora vs. sane failure modes and humane UX.
Jul 20, 2019 5:08 AM
@zmanji @ApacheAurora *Real* hipsters are into artisanal, handcrafted DSLs and lengthy Python stacktraces.
Jul 20, 2019 4:52 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A Flinstones-esque window frames blue sky under a giant concrete overhang.
Jul 20, 2019 4:37 AM
@ApacheAurora Thanks to @dknightly for pointing me to the docs. #ThePerch #PerchLyfe
Jul 20, 2019 4:35 AM
I ♡ @ApacheAurora! Converting an existing job to a cron is a one-line change: cron_schedule = '*/5 * * * *' https://t.co/62AFOyJIMQ
Jul 20, 2019 4:31 AM
RT @midwestern_ope: 110% accurate https://t.co/6CJMLEtVVD
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Jul 20, 2019 3:59 AM
On BART this evening a random teenager next to me said out loud: "'Daly City' more like 'Weekly City' amirite?" So I gave him a high-five.
Jul 20, 2019 2:26 AM
@joshualkrose Not until they are like 12-16 months old. Right around the time they get the second and thirds rows of teeth.
Jul 20, 2019 2:15 AM
Hegelian dialectics considered harmful.
Jul 20, 2019 1:41 AM
@heyjoshua @jayholler #OnWisconsin
Jul 20, 2019 1:30 AM
FFS BART. https://t.co/QqS6elPBtf
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Jul 20, 2019 1:25 AM
@satanjeev Oh yeah, got to 16th to pick up @AahnaBrown. Now getting back on.
Jul 20, 2019 12:39 AM
We are moving! On to Powell!
Jul 20, 2019 12:37 AM
Current stuck-at-Montgomery status. https://t.co/0h13oshwV0
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Jul 20, 2019 12:28 AM
Update: we have advanced to Montgomery where we are now currently waiting on a train ahead to "go out of service".
Jul 20, 2019 12:23 AM
Current stuck-at-Embarcadero status. https://t.co/ZuPVOe0P0b
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Jul 20, 2019 12:18 AM
BART delayed (SFO direction) by trains stuck at Montgomery AND Civic Center.
Jul 20, 2019 12:13 AM
@freialobo :-(
Jul 19, 2019 5:18 PM
RT @pragashjj: Usually what I retweet are my meaningless nod.. But this.. this.. I approve! 😅 https://t.co/yfEtepvSmF
Jul 19, 2019 3:54 PM
Congrats to all the ex-Tweeps at @Medallia! https://t.co/RYWQ1YQteB
Jul 19, 2019 3:40 PM
Remember kids, it’s only a key result if you are measuring the *output* of a unit of work and not just the activity involved.
Jul 19, 2019 5:57 AM
RT @amnestyusa: BREAKING: The Trump Administration is reportedly considering lowering the number of refugees to be admitted through the U.S…
Jul 19, 2019 5:50 AM
@krishnansriram I mean, it is the mobile app, no? https://t.co/WXJNx7khJq 👀
Jul 19, 2019 4:36 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A path in a park in India.
Jul 18, 2019 11:16 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: UPDATE: #SFMuni trains are now resuming regular #subwaysvc at Embarcadero Station. Our work crews completed repairs & teste…
Jul 18, 2019 9:12 PM
@ClaraJeffery The Biebs better watch out.
Jul 18, 2019 9:07 PM
@davidjrusek @willplayforfood @jmpspn oh well, all gone :-)
Jul 18, 2019 9:06 PM
@davidjrusek @willplayforfood @jmpspn my teams are almost entirely distributed...I think it's the pattern for our future...tweets like your…
Jul 18, 2019 9:06 PM
@davidjrusek @willplayforfood @jmpspn if you must....I think it's valuable
Jul 18, 2019 8:59 PM
@davidjrusek @willplayforfood @jmpspn Yeah, I agree that it puts us at a disadvantage.
Jul 18, 2019 8:47 PM
@davidjrusek @willplayforfood @jmpspn Pretty sure your manager can help get one "checked out" for home use. Or help you expense one.
Jul 18, 2019 8:24 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: Another traffic-related death on SF streets today. "One person killed in big-rig hit-and-run" https://t.co/z5oaAHBYkh
Jul 18, 2019 7:45 PM
@wickman Congrats!
Jul 18, 2019 5:02 PM
@seb_m The cruelty *is* the point!
Jul 18, 2019 4:34 PM
Update: it’s still raining inside the Embarcadero BART station.
Jul 18, 2019 4:27 PM
RT @ReportStella: It is clear from study of after-event reviews that postmortems serve multiple purposes and engage multiple interests. Alt…
Jul 18, 2019 3:47 PM
Ranchero spotted in Glen Park. "Modern Past" indeed. /cc: @burritojustice https://t.co/CYAJbvyo0j
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Jul 18, 2019 3:23 PM
@christhalinger @Twitter https://t.co/4bgOMOt3e8
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Jul 18, 2019 2:32 PM
@seb_m Or at least BART is.
Jul 18, 2019 2:32 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: Trains are now stopping at Embarcadero in both directions. MUNI remains closed at Embarcadero station.
Jul 18, 2019 2:30 PM
@seb_m Situation seems to be resolved. Trains are stopping again.
Jul 18, 2019 2:17 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: Trains are now stopping at Embarcadero in the East Bay direction.
Jul 18, 2019 2:16 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: Trains are not stopping at Embarcadero in the East Bay direction due to flooding from the MUNI level. For service to the E…
Jul 18, 2019 2:10 PM
Looking forward to today’s commute. https://t.co/obls1ukVDS
Jul 18, 2019 2:02 PM
@dknightly #ThePerch
Jul 18, 2019 1:38 PM
RT @Signify_Tech: How does #Twitter manage to run an efficient & cost-effective system❓ @christhalinger at @scaladays showed us how much i…
Jul 18, 2019 6:02 AM
RT @GreatDismal: I'm not at all convinced, by Musk's announcement, that I will. https://t.co/ZZRRR4tYGD
Jul 18, 2019 5:47 AM
@arrdem @wilshipley @deliciousmonstr Seems aligned with the skrode stuff you were working on a while back.
Jul 18, 2019 5:46 AM
@arrdem @wilshipley @deliciousmonstr The export to CSV is a great feature. Especially with a VCS in the mix. https://t.co/eRo8qB9Aje
Jul 18, 2019 5:44 AM
@arrdem @wilshipley @deliciousmonstr Also, what’s with the two copies (editions?) of "Introduction to Algorithms"? The are both CLRS and ne…
Jul 18, 2019 5:31 AM
@arrdem Probably not the kind of "scanner" you are looking for but @wilshipley’s @deliciousmonstr is a pretty great POS (piece of software).
Jul 18, 2019 5:27 AM
RT @colegleason: @TwitterA11y Other than this, the timeline seems pretty usable with a screen reader? But I'm not an expert user. Anyone wh…
Jul 18, 2019 5:20 AM
RT @colegleason: Ok, just got the new Twitter. On the one hand, your images with alt text now include a small visual indicator so you know…
Jul 18, 2019 5:11 AM
@darkkdiggler @ptraughber @manishm345 @jack @Twitter @gasca We still need to support translation of inline words/phrases. e.g.: https://t…
Jul 18, 2019 4:52 AM
@manishm345 @ptraughber @jack @Twitter @gasca @pgarg Behind every mediocre गोरा is a great औरत.
Jul 18, 2019 4:48 AM
@darkkdiggler @manishm345 @ptraughber @jack @Twitter @gasca @google > @bing
Jul 18, 2019 4:46 AM
@manishm345 @ptraughber @jack @Twitter @gasca बहुत थोड़ी थोड़ी. Most of my Hindi tweets are written/edited by @pgarg.
Jul 18, 2019 4:15 AM
@ptraughber @manishm345 @jack @Twitter @gasca हम होंगे कामयाब!
Jul 18, 2019 4:07 AM
@manishm345 @jack @Twitter Let’s make this happen! /cc: @ptraughber @gasca
Jul 18, 2019 3:24 AM
RT @starsandrobots: I often wish cars had registered names, like boats do. "I'm just gonna head over to TJ's in Fancy Too, why don't you ta…
Jul 18, 2019 2:59 AM
@heyjoshua @christhalinger Def check out Powell’s though. https://t.co/NU9BGL7eMJ
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Jul 18, 2019 2:44 AM
@heyjoshua @christhalinger https://t.co/PFMSh0WGIL
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Jul 18, 2019 2:30 AM
@christhalinger Pipe, but if it was concrete.
Jul 18, 2019 2:30 AM
RT @Mimirocah1: And it’s always a woman. Always. https://t.co/DIZScJ2F2h
Jul 18, 2019 2:30 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: .@KarlTheFog is engulfing the Farallon Islands, can't see the islands anymore on satellite. Farallon Island webcam: https:/…
Jul 18, 2019 2:29 AM
@christhalinger Then do Burnside. Go early AM if you want to skate it. But I recommend just watching whenever.
Jul 18, 2019 2:25 AM
@christhalinger Also Pier Park Skatepark.
Jul 18, 2019 2:23 AM
@christhalinger Be sure to check out Burnside.
Jul 17, 2019 9:28 PM
@manishm345 @jack @Twitter I think for🇮🇳&🇷🇺&🇨🇳&🇰🇷and everywhere else in the planet we should support non-Latin characters in our usernames.
Jul 17, 2019 5:48 PM
@tmcarr @Zeke_Cao https://t.co/4O1jCrVs5n
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Jul 17, 2019 5:42 PM
@Zeke_Cao Ok. https://t.co/trQ1TSZNRf
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Jul 17, 2019 5:21 PM
@amyf No. Should I?
Jul 17, 2019 4:49 PM
@Zeke_Cao https://t.co/vRhDjWBETq
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Jul 17, 2019 2:24 PM
"Why does the toddler keep trying to drink water from the toilet?" he asks himself, staring at his phone & refreshing his Twitter timeline.
Jul 17, 2019 5:08 AM
@EttoreMaiorana @JCreteUnconf @cliff_click @javaperftuning @heinzkabutz @richardstartin ...and?
Jul 17, 2019 3:48 AM
RT @IvywoodProds: Remembering singer/songwriter Desmond Dekker born on this day in Kingston, Jamaica in 1941. Together with his band The Ac…
Jul 17, 2019 3:32 AM
RT @ysr1729: I’m happy with my country, but unhappy with your bigotry, and poor governance, as are many others. Easier all around if you le…
Jul 17, 2019 3:06 AM
RT @NeckbeardHacker: Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: fork emacs Therapist: no
Jul 17, 2019 3:05 AM
RT @gaywonk: Weird how every tech platform and newsroom that worships “neutrality” ends up getting hijacked by neo-nazis and conspiracy the…
Jul 17, 2019 2:56 AM
@dapkus 👀 https://t.co/XPmk79ZfJ3
Jul 17, 2019 2:45 AM
RT @ewarren: I read all 448 pages of the Mueller report the day it came out three months ago. When I finished it, I called for impeachment.…
Jul 17, 2019 2:38 AM
RT @jeamland: Personal Trainer: “Yeah, I had to do this analysis for my Uni course. I had to use this thing called R. Man I hate R.” Me: “I…
Jul 17, 2019 1:20 AM
@LorenPiller @flaviowbrasil My recently naturalized partner or my immigrant mother know the Bill of Rights better than the average "multige…
Jul 17, 2019 1:18 AM
@LorenPiller @flaviowbrasil It’s literally part of the path to citizenship.
Jul 17, 2019 1:16 AM
@LorenPiller @flaviowbrasil Recent and aspiring immigrants, however, are often well-versed in our Constitution, our laws, our history.
Jul 17, 2019 1:14 AM
@LorenPiller @flaviowbrasil Who have lost sight of what makes this country great. Who no longer know the principles upon which our country …
Jul 17, 2019 1:12 AM
@LorenPiller @flaviowbrasil You also mentioned "multigenerational Americans". They tend to be the ones who take America for granted.
Jul 17, 2019 1:00 AM
@LorenPiller @flaviowbrasil Look Loren, your previous tweets make it clear you have an issue with people of color, so just drop the pretens…
Jul 17, 2019 12:39 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A shikra (a small, light colored raptor with black-banded wings and tail) flies across a blue sky.
Jul 17, 2019 12:28 AM
@LorenPiller @flaviowbrasil Loren, you can call it whatever you want but we can all see it for the xenophobia and racism that it is.
Jul 16, 2019 9:22 PM
My current favorite lunch spot. Good food, chill atmosphere, and just a stone’s throw away from the office. https://t.co/ChWlmsjB45
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Jul 16, 2019 9:08 PM
@javawithjiva @TonyPrintezis @iwan0www https://t.co/ZMjglUGdry
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Jul 16, 2019 4:57 PM
@moonpolysoft More like "hale" satan amirite?
Jul 16, 2019 4:17 PM
@NetworkFact ...while rhyming.
Jul 16, 2019 4:15 PM
RT @sarahjeong: Facebook really looking to dominate the market in harmful social constructs
Jul 16, 2019 2:00 PM
@jayholler Happy Birthday!
Jul 16, 2019 1:45 PM
I sure could go for a nap right about now.
Jul 16, 2019 12:53 PM
RT @ezraklein: Donald Trump going full racist and unifying House Democrats when their internal divisions were erupting is your latest evide…
Jul 16, 2019 12:50 PM
@SusanPotter This is a feature, not a bug.
Jul 16, 2019 12:41 PM
RT @ysr1729: Both my wife and I came to the US many years ago as graduate students. We’ve never felt overt racism in the US until after Tru…
Jul 16, 2019 12:41 PM
RT @ysr1729: Some time last year, my wife, while lining up at the store failed to notice a younger man who had been at the end of the line.…
Jul 16, 2019 12:25 PM
Even the guy who putatively manages @realDonaldTrump's Twitter account posts xenophobic & racist anti-immigration garbage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ htt…
Jul 16, 2019 12:06 PM
@taylorleese https://t.co/Hnemllux3T
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Jul 16, 2019 12:03 PM
@christhalinger @oscon You should try to meet up with @jvreeland26 when you are there.
Jul 16, 2019 5:58 AM
@lenazun 🍯🌺 welp, now we’re *all* reading about grayanotoxins 🌺🍯
Jul 16, 2019 5:04 AM
@pbradley190607 The essay by Cardinal Sarah looks very interesting. Thank you for the recommendation Aunt Patty, I will read it ASAP!
Jul 16, 2019 5:02 AM
@pbradley190607 Anyway, I am sure Rads will find her own way in the world as she grows up. Hindu, Catholic, agnostic...who knows? :-)
Jul 16, 2019 4:59 AM
@pbradley190607 I am...sort of joking about life? The existentialism of Camus, Sartre, et al doesn’t deny the glory and joy of life.
Jul 16, 2019 4:53 AM
@lightbend https://t.co/nvA0vw9cDU
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Jul 16, 2019 4:37 AM
RT @CoolComicArt: Captain America by Paolo Rivera @PaoloMRivera https://t.co/esKSo85cOg
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Jul 15, 2019 11:38 PM
@McDonalds McAloo Tikki or GTFO
Jul 15, 2019 10:59 PM
RT @kimmaicutler: There are politicians who say they want to solve homelessness but then mysteriously never seem to be able to find sites t…
Jul 15, 2019 10:56 PM
RT @ericcolson: Give Me Jeans not Shoes: How BERT Helps Us Deliver What Clients Want https://t.co/Nx6xGLMVED via @stitchfix_algo
Jul 15, 2019 10:03 PM
@eecraft Previously: https://t.co/FHx0EZSsTm
Jul 15, 2019 9:35 PM
@TonyReali I'm skeptical of the putative science behind fasting/cleanses. I mean, do what works for you, but, I'm doubtful about any physic…
Jul 15, 2019 9:29 PM
@mokomull @msilver @tmcarr @Gizmodo I had the modem.
Jul 15, 2019 6:59 PM
@javawithjiva @tmcarr @Gizmodo Just sync it to the old computer. https://t.co/h4rPLcf4AX
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Jul 15, 2019 6:42 PM
@Willgiraldo888 Thank you, William, for this grammatically correct and topical reply to my tweet.
Jul 15, 2019 5:23 PM
RT @GlennThrush: The whole ballgame, right here ---> https://t.co/HF33r5jlo4
Jul 15, 2019 5:01 PM
@BrianK1967 That’s a weird reason to serve your country, Brian.
Jul 15, 2019 4:12 PM
@sirsvachine I have two small children so, sure. Five-second rule and whatnot.
Jul 15, 2019 2:32 PM
@tamiamnon Just trying to #BeBest
Jul 15, 2019 2:23 PM
@tamiamnon *looks at the tweet you replied to* Ah yes. Full of "hatred zero tolerance".
Jul 15, 2019 1:16 PM
RT @JonErlichman: On this day in 2006: Twitter launches https://t.co/yIJqMZrzDg
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Jul 15, 2019 12:49 PM
@freialobo Is it fundamentally different to what Vine was? It (Vine) was a very compelling experience/product, but it never saw TikTok-like…
Jul 15, 2019 4:20 AM
@hunterwalk @seldo @MsMinotaur That HBO intro with the model-scale "flyover"...
Jul 15, 2019 3:52 AM
@shu Woah. Nice work.
Jul 15, 2019 2:55 AM
Sunday project. https://t.co/ky699pWDuT
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Jul 15, 2019 2:37 AM
@UrielS96 So...uh...did it everything go OK? Uriel?
Jul 14, 2019 8:35 PM
@AndyRichter And of wasteful yogurt packaging. They even make you assemble the yogurt yourself now. End times, really.
Jul 14, 2019 7:44 PM
RT @NeinQuarterly: Frontiers of Nationalism. https://t.co/dDJ3LO2TsZ
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Jul 14, 2019 7:32 PM
😬 https://t.co/hKE2K12NB8
Jul 14, 2019 6:46 PM
RT @rabihalameddine: Yayoi Kusama, Night Rain, Screen print, 1998 https://t.co/AIIpxPSiuW
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Jul 14, 2019 6:39 PM
@UrielS96 🙏🏻🙌🏻
Jul 14, 2019 5:42 PM
RT @Scott_Wiener: *Questioning the citizenship of political opponents *Threatening to jail political opponents *Telling political opponen…
Jul 14, 2019 5:39 PM
RT @Pinboard: I think the proper political response to Trump's bigotry is to amend Article Two, Section I of the Constitution to read "No P…
Jul 14, 2019 4:23 PM
RT @pant_leg: imagine having the lifestyle of someone who remembered to charge their phone every night god i would be so powerful
Jul 14, 2019 12:46 AM
@cravensroost @egd Oh yeah, they were more like pebbles.
Jul 14, 2019 12:36 AM
@DanScavino Good to see the @WhiteHouse is staying on top of a power outage in our largest city. Excellent work keeping Americans safe, you…
Jul 14, 2019 12:28 AM
RT @nytimes: A power failure hit the West Side of Manhattan, with reports of dark subway stations and people stuck in elevators. The cause…
Jul 13, 2019 9:06 PM
@fhuszar "The Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word 'Belgium' In A Serious Screenplay"
Jul 13, 2019 9:03 PM
@tmcarr @mokomull @mattbytes Booth.
Jul 13, 2019 8:25 PM
@djpardis https://t.co/0O9gI21nJC
Jul 13, 2019 8:10 PM
RT @OneWordSFWthr: Twainish.
Jul 13, 2019 5:13 AM
@dantley https://t.co/IbTw7IHIrp
Jul 13, 2019 4:59 AM
² While I enjoy the hikes I’m not sure Aahna would necessarily agree that they are always "fun". https://t.co/qF6jJkIJW7
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Jul 13, 2019 4:59 AM
¹ Technically they are "after-camp" hikes. Once school starts or we switch camps it’ll be harder to make these hikes happen. :-(
Jul 13, 2019 4:59 AM
After-school¹ hikes with @AahnaBrown in Glen Canyon Park are pretty much my² favorite things. https://t.co/ty7Mvao51y
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Jul 13, 2019 3:28 AM
RT @ramenlabs: @isaach If I could just become one ex-engineer I would be so happy
Jul 13, 2019 2:33 AM
RT @misskaul: One of India's largest cities is running out of water https://t.co/g8Qqrx6V6m
Jul 13, 2019 1:02 AM
This is going to change the post-surf scene a bit. https://t.co/HZH0yVMpgk
Jul 12, 2019 8:24 PM
@msilver :-(
Jul 12, 2019 7:37 PM
Got stoned at lunch with @egd. No, I mean literally. A crazy street person started throwing rocks at us while we were eating.
Jul 12, 2019 3:15 PM
RT @enf: I don’t think I’ve seen anyone posting pictures of the new door position markers at Rockridge for the new BART trains. Thanks @ste…
Jul 12, 2019 1:54 PM
RT @nytimes: Breaking News: Alexander Acosta will resign as labor secretary after controversy over a lenient plea deal he made with Jeffrey…
Jul 12, 2019 5:41 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A storefront with a big blue-and-gold University of Michigan-style "M" -shaped sign that reads "Michigan Pizza Company".
Jul 12, 2019 5:30 AM
@jpd :-(
Jul 12, 2019 4:35 AM
RT @TheOnion: James Harden, Chris Paul Deny Rumors Of Discord, Say They Are Fully Committed To Team At State Farm https://t.co/QsVMVeWS43 h…
Jul 12, 2019 4:21 AM
Another short hike in Glen Park Canyon before dinner time. https://t.co/o9MEGCw9Pr
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Jul 12, 2019 4:01 AM
@ftrain s/amazing/fascinating
Jul 12, 2019 4:01 AM
@ftrain This is amazing on so many levels.
Jul 12, 2019 3:58 AM
@kpk @apelad @leslieberland @mkruz @bhaggs He’s still a thing. Java isn’t quite as cool these days though. The kids are all into JavaScript…
Jul 12, 2019 3:55 AM
@kpk @apelad @leslieberland @mkruz @bhaggs I have always assumed that @roach was the biggest driver of Twitter business to @apelad.
Jul 12, 2019 3:54 AM
@kpk @apelad @leslieberland @mkruz @bhaggs Current @apelad status: https://t.co/0X6LSsl45F
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Jul 12, 2019 3:50 AM
@apelad @kpk @leslieberland Heh. No no. Strictly on the up-and-up. All very, very legal.
Jul 12, 2019 3:47 AM
@apelad @kpk @leslieberland we *really* need to make this happen. Adam has designed 90% of our bootleg stickers and swag.
Jul 12, 2019 3:44 AM
RT @TessaRuid: ☺️🏈✨ #GoPackGo https://t.co/Q3tuBcprYz
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Jul 12, 2019 3:01 AM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/fuos376zEL
Jul 12, 2019 2:57 AM
@heyjoshua Josh.
Jul 12, 2019 2:44 AM
@JasonSCampbell Who the fuck, in 2019, calls it "sporting"?
Jul 12, 2019 2:32 AM
@andy_wilco @jpd https://t.co/H4bXFmMIXs
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Jul 12, 2019 2:19 AM
RT @andy_wilco: .@jpd the man, the return, the legend. Beautifully conducted a symphony of fire today. Great work by all! #OneTeam
Jul 12, 2019 2:18 AM
Unless people use threads. Then I just never see their conversations.
Jul 12, 2019 2:18 AM
In #Slack channels with lots of active participants I can never fucking tell who is talking to whom.
Jul 12, 2019 12:56 AM
RT @semil: Twitter is like oxygen.
Jul 11, 2019 10:19 PM
RT @skilldrick: Is it just me or is Pete Buttigieg just Jack Dorsey + George Michael? https://t.co/xh6oRwA2vU
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Jul 11, 2019 10:13 PM
Step 1: become manager of the JVM team Step 2: replace Twitter's ex-Sun folks with former Ericsson employees ... https://t.co/dVylVlwYV8
Jul 11, 2019 9:25 PM
Checking out that @Twitter header image like 👀
Jul 11, 2019 9:21 PM
RT @Twitter: miss us?
Jul 11, 2019 9:21 PM
RT @Twitter: RT if you say ‘RT’ in real life
Jul 11, 2019 5:29 PM
We need an edit button for alt text. https://t.co/zekxaLB0Oj
Jul 11, 2019 4:28 PM
@dijkstracula @secretasianman @jerrykuch @raruler I worked for a company called Sxip Identity back in the day. I was based out of SF, but w…
Jul 11, 2019 2:38 PM
@gmacisme I'm just living in the moment, man. No need to be uncool about it. https://t.co/5U2u0FkQIZ
Jul 11, 2019 1:47 PM
@ArunChaud Someone should have told me. *You* should have told me! Instead I had to find out about it via Hervé Villechaize's wikipedia pag…
Jul 11, 2019 1:39 PM
How am I only finding out about this film now? https://t.co/CWeqB72Dn1
Jul 11, 2019 12:46 PM
RT @Yamiche: A source confirms that President Trump plans to announce some sort of executive action on the Census citizenship question this…
Jul 11, 2019 5:34 AM
@elmlive More Twitter followers. Always choose more Twitter followers. Life and love are ephemeral, but personal brands are forever.
Jul 11, 2019 5:24 AM
@secretasianman @jerrykuch @dijkstracula @raruler Until we moved to an office under B.C. Place.
Jul 11, 2019 5:22 AM
@secretasianman @jerrykuch @dijkstracula @raruler I used to work at a startup that was pretty much upstairs from that joint.
Jul 11, 2019 5:14 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A silhouette of an Indian grey hornbill, perching among the bare branches of a tree.
Jul 11, 2019 4:47 AM
RT @BrianKarem: Is there anyone in this administration that can do their job? https://t.co/YEXCpEOn2U
Jul 11, 2019 3:11 AM
Late afternoon/early evening. A quick trip through the canyon and then on to the city’s most dangerous playground. https://t.co/pYqtKnlQYx
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Jul 10, 2019 10:54 PM
RT @maggieNYT: https://t.co/wNXxyBAQll
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Jul 10, 2019 10:07 PM
@jayholler @mattbytes @msilver We should also 'shop the elbow.
Jul 10, 2019 9:25 PM
@kevinweil @thirdweil @jonathancoulton and while The Misifit's catalog has *ton* of zombie songs, none of them are even remotely appropriat…
Jul 10, 2019 9:18 PM
@kevinweil @thirdweil maybe try @JonathanCoulton's "Re: Your Brains" https://t.co/16JYir8pro
Jul 10, 2019 9:14 PM
RT @tinastsh: Where I grew up (in Switzerland) about 80% of kids do apprenticeships to specialize in their craft through a more practical w…
Jul 10, 2019 5:14 PM
Awesome demo of recursion by @michaelmontano at this AM's #TwitterOneTeam.
Jul 10, 2019 3:37 PM
RT @filipam: super proud of @nvgrw and the work he has been doing on Autovectorization for Graal https://t.co/CCLk5w2aq0
Jul 10, 2019 3:24 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Starting today, we’re accepting applications for our first cohort of engineering apprentices! We know that great talent com…
Jul 10, 2019 2:35 PM
@vanasiacancode @glennzw @Sajma @techmariah Especially if one is a professional programmer.
Jul 10, 2019 2:35 PM
@vanasiacancode @glennzw @Sajma @techmariah Yeah, he makes a good point about *a* reason to learn new languages but it is worth knowing mul…
Jul 10, 2019 1:56 PM
@karaswisher @gtconway3d 90% of Twitter is workshopping jokes & trying to get enough faves to quit our day jobs and do standup comedy full-…
Jul 10, 2019 1:41 PM
@glennzw @Sajma @techmariah "A language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing." - Alan Perlis
Jul 10, 2019 6:17 AM
@thinkingfish @m7z @dantley @TwitterDesign 👆
Jul 10, 2019 6:13 AM
@thinkingfish @m7z Also, stop setting the image background to the average of the image color palette.
Jul 10, 2019 5:46 AM
@chandler_harbin @DanCrenshawTX @guypbenson Come on, kid. You are smarter than that tweet.
Jul 10, 2019 5:05 AM
@networkjanitor Don’t forget the Post-Its™! https://t.co/siyMxvGwh7
Jul 10, 2019 4:45 AM
@shatil @TwitterEng @christhalinger https://t.co/VX5vDjBlLE
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Jul 10, 2019 4:31 AM
@DanCrenshawTX @guypbenson I’m gonna have go with the former Secretary of State on this one, rather than a rando district representative. N…
Jul 10, 2019 4:20 AM
@shatil @TwitterEng @christhalinger Stay...tuned. https://t.co/MFznrsvGZ7
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Jul 10, 2019 4:15 AM
@MakarandParigi *bass line* Sigh.
Jul 10, 2019 4:09 AM
@MakarandParigi They converge after the opening baseline. IMO. YMMV.
Jul 10, 2019 4:09 AM
RT @JordanBrenner: This makes me sad, for a variety of reasons, but mostly because he was such a critical part of this Warriors run and wro…
Jul 10, 2019 4:08 AM
RT @NBCSAuthentic: The Dubs are reportedly waiving Livingston. We’ll miss you, champ 😢 https://t.co/BwbKdrSl02
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Jul 10, 2019 4:06 AM
Look, I’m no expert, but Jack Elliot’s "Night Court" theme is clearly a rip-off of or tribute to Herbie Hancock’s "Watermelon Man", right?
Jul 10, 2019 2:54 AM
@sayrer Anyway, check out @ysr1729’s work in this area for more detail. He’s been the driver of the bulk of our ML investigations.
Jul 10, 2019 2:52 AM
@sayrer That plus systems like Aurora/Mesos make it easier to spawn experiments and clone/mutate service configs.
Jul 10, 2019 2:50 AM
@sayrer Example: "number of user lookups per minute of GC"
Jul 10, 2019 2:49 AM
@sayrer Because the small scope and focus of each service makes it easy to create an objective measurement of performance.
Jul 10, 2019 2:47 AM
@sayrer Even a random parameter value generator would have some success.
Jul 10, 2019 2:45 AM
@sayrer We don’t go into it in detail in this talk, but it’s less ML and more the fine-grained nature of Twitter’s services.
Jul 10, 2019 1:48 AM
@DanScavino @jonvoight I mean there’s creepy and then there is whatever the fuck that was.
Jul 10, 2019 1:47 AM
@DanScavino @jonvoight That’s a pretty fucked up thing to tweet, Dan. Jesus.
Jul 10, 2019 1:15 AM
@jachristian @sfchronicle What do the accessibility gates look like?
Jul 10, 2019 1:06 AM
@sayrer Very interesting! Will have to check it out.
Jul 10, 2019 12:50 AM
@dschonbe @DrJorts Same! https://t.co/yjKHOyxGNf
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Jul 9, 2019 8:44 PM
RT @JohnTeaseIII: A shoutout to my colleagues on the JVM team. https://t.co/Q6SyZ1brKo
Jul 9, 2019 2:57 PM
@robot_wombat @hexadecim8 Updating that regex a few days later... https://t.co/AesSzUrivG
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Jul 9, 2019 1:23 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Did you know Twitter uses machine learning to tune JVM performance? To learn more about the #TwitterVMTeam’s R&D in this a…
Jul 9, 2019 1:23 PM
@TwitterEng @christhalinger More like "#ScalaBayes2019" amirite?
Jul 9, 2019 5:52 AM
@hipsterelectron Same.
Jul 9, 2019 5:06 AM
@djpardis Technically speaking The Inspiral Carpets were not considered to be a "shoegaze" band.
Jul 9, 2019 4:36 AM
@annapickard @Myles https://t.co/hVYobAHz5K
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Jul 9, 2019 4:01 AM
RT @pedrouid: @mathowie Did Zoom accidentally just reinvent ChatRoulette?
Jul 9, 2019 3:50 AM
RT @seldo: The juggalos were secretly sent from the future to save us all. Magnets: *do* we really know how they work? https://t.co/Hy05V7…
Jul 9, 2019 3:44 AM
RT @normative: Nobody “protests the national anthem.” Anyone who uses that phrase thinks you’re dumb and is trying to scam you. https://t.…
Jul 9, 2019 3:42 AM
@EmperorNative @Starbucks TBH I’m not sure what your argument actually is. Are you saying the Tempe police are Nazis? Or is the coffee sh…
Jul 9, 2019 2:02 AM
@egd: germane to our conversation at lunch. Also, note to self: re-read John Berger’s "Ways of Seeing". https://t.co/v6efCxvC0X
Jul 9, 2019 1:55 AM
RT @mjg59: I swear to god the speed runner community is like one step away from being the source of all 0-days. "100% production access, no…
Jul 8, 2019 10:56 PM
@elisabethnicula https://t.co/QSG0ueB32J
Jul 8, 2019 9:26 PM
RT @elderjava: I had a quick but great conversation with @christhalinger from @TwitterEng during the @QConSP! He talked about #JVM, compile…
Jul 8, 2019 8:52 PM
RT @MLNow: A barrage of gunfire at 24th and Capp in the wee hours of Monday morning left a 15-year-old boy dead. Police chased a vehicle le…
Jul 8, 2019 8:48 PM
@gasca @giorgialupi And check out her and @stefpos's book: https://t.co/2pyTRIlVC0
Jul 8, 2019 8:46 PM
@gasca You should follow @giorgialupi for more on this topic.
Jul 8, 2019 8:32 PM
@brunoborges Congrats!
Jul 8, 2019 6:06 PM
they're good birds https://t.co/dUM0uSkmUE
Jul 8, 2019 5:00 PM
@gasca see also: accessibility
Jul 8, 2019 5:00 PM
@gasca information design
Jul 8, 2019 5:43 AM
@balajis Did anyone else play ”Executive Suite" as kid? https://t.co/2AJq3ykhJ6
Jul 8, 2019 4:18 AM
"...goals in the Final from co-captain Megan Rapinoe and Wisconsin Badger Rose Lavelle" - @jasongay #OnWisconsin https://t.co/QSZ0aH4c8z
Jul 8, 2019 2:47 AM
@amdev @AahnaBrown Reach every person on the planet.
Jul 8, 2019 2:39 AM
Fun playground-to-playground hike this afternoon with the 5-year-old. Glen Canyon is a San Francisco treasure. https://t.co/uj0dnAz9oC
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Jul 8, 2019 2:09 AM
RT @samlymatters: Man for a country that doesn’t care about women or soccer, we are fucking amazing at women’s soccer
Jul 8, 2019 1:55 AM
@EmperorNative @Starbucks Sure it is. Dumb and wrong. What are you, some sort of 20th-century-fascism fanboy? *reads your tweets* Oh, I …
Jul 7, 2019 11:25 PM
@EmperorNative @Starbucks That’s a pretty dumb take.
Jul 7, 2019 5:06 PM
RT @benj_fry: “No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or…
Jul 7, 2019 5:03 PM
RT @NYTmag: The United States women’s national soccer team is the best in the world and has been for decades. By their players’ calculat…
Jul 7, 2019 4:01 PM
@marsanfra Making ‘murican crepes over here this AM. https://t.co/PK2UcYAuQf
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Jul 7, 2019 3:07 PM
RT @_8bitwizard: alternate social media #sketch https://t.co/rFKnYYExHj
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Jul 7, 2019 4:10 AM
RT @sfchronicle: We often take San Francisco's old bars for granted, thinking they’ll stand the test of time. That’s even more reason to vi…
Jul 7, 2019 3:41 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: THREAD!!!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/f3JGwGE0GT
Jul 7, 2019 3:34 AM
@zkiehl "We are currently awaiting the loading of our complement of small lemon-soaked paper napkins for your comfort..."
Jul 7, 2019 3:29 AM
RT @SFist: Betai Koffi, a software engineer at YouTube and a San Francisco resident, perhaps consumed more LSD than he should have while on…
Jul 7, 2019 3:20 AM
@DrJorts Turn into the skid, Eric. Turn into the skid.
Jul 7, 2019 3:17 AM
RT @mattblaze: Twitter is a high performance earthquake reporting platform that’s repurposed for social media during seismically quiet peri…
Jul 7, 2019 2:38 AM
@adrianfcole Is "REST easy" already taken?
Jul 7, 2019 2:31 AM
Hey asshole, which lake? It’s an isthmus, so we got two of ‘em. #OnWisconsin https://t.co/yezzR4fKHj
Jul 7, 2019 2:26 AM
RT @zeynep: A good samaritan has gone around and marked the mute button on all the pumps with autoplay video ads at this gas station. 💪#not…
Jul 7, 2019 1:04 AM
RT @brainpicker: On Frida Kahlo's birthday, an illustrated celebration of how her love of animals shaped her character and her art https:/…
Jul 7, 2019 12:23 AM
Accidentally (long story) bought 2 copies of @nkjemisin’s excellent short story collection so I put one in a nearby "Little Free Library". …
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Jul 7, 2019 12:07 AM
RT @byJoshuaDavis: Google AI wants me to declare this striped median as a crosswalk. Needless to say, I still don’t trust self-driving tech…
Jul 7, 2019 12:03 AM
@zkiehl https://t.co/icaWf6ouTi
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Jul 7, 2019 12:01 AM
@zkiehl With the kid?
Jul 6, 2019 11:57 PM
@zkiehl Ugh.
Jul 6, 2019 11:55 PM
@DrJorts Give up.
Jul 6, 2019 11:51 PM
RT @RightWingWatch: A handful of right-wing activists are in Chappaqua right now, filing criminal complaints with the local police departme…
Jul 6, 2019 11:36 PM
@zkiehl Jeez. What happened?
Jul 6, 2019 11:19 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: Trains are not stopping at Civic Center due to ongoing police activity.
Jul 6, 2019 10:34 PM
RT @ArlanWasHere: This is a real tweet from the real person in the White House. https://t.co/JHjV1pedo1 https://t.co/EJkm0iFvaT
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Jul 6, 2019 10:22 PM
RT @dusttodigital: 40 years ago today, The B-52s’ self-titled first record was released. Here they are performing “Rock Lobster” from that…
Jul 6, 2019 10:16 PM
RT @tedgioia: João Gilberto, the great pioneer of bossa nova music, is dead at age 88. https://t.co/DwDZq0tkvc It's no exaggeration to say…
Jul 6, 2019 10:15 PM
@amdev https://t.co/vIL6vlsNml
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Jul 6, 2019 10:02 PM
If the cops are making people feel unsafe, maybe @Starbucks isn’t the problem. https://t.co/ZxMa7ao0Mb
Jul 6, 2019 9:59 PM
RT @jimwindolf: Grandpa once gathered us kids around and he said, he said, “You may have a high engagement rate, per tweet, but that don’t…
Jul 6, 2019 9:57 PM
RT @alyssaharad: They confirm that older children are asked to take care of babies and toddlers. "...we have little ones that need their di…
Jul 6, 2019 1:18 PM
RT @jasongay: if you guys think there were no airports built in 1776 you have not been to LaGuardia
Jul 6, 2019 4:46 AM
RT @CitiBE: @abc7jovana @lynnv378 UPDATE: USGS officials have revised the magnitude of tonight's earthquake near Ridgecrest back up to 7.1.
Jul 6, 2019 4:20 AM
@GolicAndWingo @Kaepernick7
Jul 6, 2019 3:33 AM
@heyjoshua Stay safe! #tripod
Jul 6, 2019 3:26 AM
RT @mattdpearce: Oh wow. 7.1. It’s even bigger than the first one. https://t.co/M4G8MxJ0wQ
Jul 6, 2019 3:25 AM
RT @in_yacht: Steely Dan’s original lineup performed together for the last time on this day in 1974, in a concert that took place at the Sa…
Jul 6, 2019 2:50 AM
@LindseyGrahamSC Counterpoint: they *require* oversight by our elected representatives.
Jul 6, 2019 2:47 AM
@FSKPart3 https://t.co/7FYFfPaNBH
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Jul 6, 2019 12:14 AM
@lcmoser @ewarren Warren/Moser 2020
Jul 5, 2019 11:18 PM
@Zeke_Cao Speakeasy IPA.
Jul 5, 2019 7:43 PM
RT @doctorow: Penguins new ad campaign celebrates well-read books https://t.co/fKfHPzOhLW https://t.co/SJCe7Rbdjz
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Jul 5, 2019 6:05 PM
RT @gillyarcht: Brutal beaut https://t.co/6XQbVzwnGm
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Jul 5, 2019 4:14 AM
@gasca When we visit the grandparents.
Jul 5, 2019 4:09 AM
Between @KarlTheFog and our southern view, it’s #Excelsior that brings the #4thOfJuly fireworks every year. https://t.co/xkiNUzIaC9
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Jul 5, 2019 3:13 AM
RT @ellenjdasilva: Let’s play a game: King George III or @realDonaldTrump: 1/ “He has refused for a long time to cause others to be elected…
Jul 5, 2019 2:45 AM
RT @SarahSpain: https://t.co/lXb3mxBFNL
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Jul 5, 2019 2:28 AM
RT @MatthewGaydos: The Washington Monument during the fireworks is pretty fuckin terrifying https://t.co/FtyMW9rpLO
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Jul 5, 2019 1:37 AM
@icookbad @Scavino45 Your English and your rhetoric could use some work. #MAGA
Jul 5, 2019 1:09 AM
@icookbad @Scavino45 No, seriously, how many brains do you think humans have? https://t.co/XnOuByYId0
Jul 5, 2019 1:01 AM
RT @LindseyGrahamSC: If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
Jul 5, 2019 12:57 AM
@RouletteWheel35 @Scavino45 Watch what?
Jul 5, 2019 12:56 AM
@icookbad @Scavino45 https://t.co/FH2MlgQHgG
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Jul 5, 2019 12:31 AM
@Scavino45 Seriously, do you only have one plane?
Jul 5, 2019 12:16 AM
Southwest: Wanna get away? https://t.co/RpSzTifGQO
Jul 5, 2019 12:05 AM
@USSGreyBeard @acnewsitics Bots are bots. Sometimes they are made out of bits, sometimes they are made out of meat.
Jul 4, 2019 11:50 PM
Current #4thOfJuly status. https://t.co/91N1l5aDFC
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Jul 4, 2019 11:49 PM
@Scavino45 Ah yes, the one-plane flyover. Impressive display you fascist hacks.
Jul 4, 2019 11:45 PM
@USSGreyBeard @acnewsitics Slow your roll Cap’n. Your keyboard is getting ahead of your grey beard^H^H^H^H^H matter.
Jul 4, 2019 11:41 PM
@USSGreyBeard @WhiteHouse @Scavino45 OMG, someone joined Twitter in May 2019 and only tweets pro-Trump propaganda. Yer a bot or just a 1-D …
Jul 4, 2019 11:32 PM
@USSGreyBeard @WhiteHouse @Scavino45 Ah yes, #MAGA bots, elevating the discourse since 2017.
Jul 4, 2019 10:24 PM
@WhiteHouse @Scavino45 Looking pretty grim Dan.
Jul 4, 2019 10:16 PM
RT @DuneQuoteBot: All comprehension is temporary.
Jul 4, 2019 9:14 PM
RT @acnewsitics: They turned off the webcam on the Washington Monument overlooking the Mall 😂 https://t.co/Hep7izTLiV
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Jul 4, 2019 9:11 PM
RT @Cpatrickis: An announcement came on at Salute to America that said “Today’s event has been delayed. Please standby.” I believe more rai…
Jul 4, 2019 5:31 PM
RT @cwilso: My... My daughters built a slug hospital and found 30+ "patients" who are now escaping and nothing in the parenting books prepa…
Jul 4, 2019 4:11 PM
RT @katyperry: bb ur a firewerk
Jul 4, 2019 1:01 PM
@DanScavino You are short a few stars there, Dan.
Jul 4, 2019 12:59 PM
@TheOfficerTatum Counterpoint: all of those things actually make America great.
Jul 4, 2019 12:16 PM
RT @LibyaLiberty: I mean twitter is basically an entire platform of Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.
Jul 4, 2019 12:16 PM
RIP @MADmagazine. 😢 https://t.co/eeecXvYAjT
Jul 4, 2019 12:14 PM
RT @hodgman: Anything that makes @alyankovic sad should be illegal. And specifically: canceling @MADmagazine is dumb. https://t.co/TJMJ7Dgu…
Jul 4, 2019 1:09 AM
RT @SarahSpain: You'll never convince me or anyone else that this post resulted from "a lot of thought." This is a terrible look from an…
Jul 4, 2019 12:52 AM
@realDonaldTrump You really have no idea what makes America great.
Jul 3, 2019 5:17 PM
RT @TwitterSupport: We're currently having some issues with DM delivery and notifications. We're working on a fix and will follow up as soo…
Jul 3, 2019 2:48 PM
RT @posco: Man Twitter is really doing amazing work on Graal. Too many companies are overly risk averse to deep technical work. Kudos to th…
Jul 3, 2019 9:40 AM
RT @PhilipRucker: The National Park Service is diverting $2.5 million, which is collected by entrance fees to pay for improvements at parks…
Jul 3, 2019 1:54 AM
#BART thread: https://t.co/zCQOlr6Iti
Jul 3, 2019 1:05 AM
Reading this tweet out to all my @SFBART car companions who are confused about where our train stops. https://t.co/LmCA0XYFwA
Jul 3, 2019 12:57 AM
RT @SFBART: Summary re: situation at San Bruno: -San Bruno Station remains closed - Trains in Millbrae/SFO direction turning back at Sout…
Jul 2, 2019 9:56 PM
RT @vandroidhelsing: I haven’t read God-Emperor of Dune, I just assume this is how Leto II looks https://t.co/DcijkD0lsL
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Jul 2, 2019 9:55 PM
RT @igb: There are few hills I’m willing to die on but the orthodox definition & strict application of the OKR framework is absolutely one…
Jul 2, 2019 9:51 PM
@benj_fry Yes.
Jul 2, 2019 3:50 PM
@ssgtmas Strong hire.
Jul 2, 2019 3:40 PM
RT @CoyestTrivia: @Nicole_Cliffe I cheer for the US team because I like that it represents the success and importance of Title IX, which is…
Jul 2, 2019 1:18 PM
@hardillb @andypiper Tweets. Love. Linux.
Jul 2, 2019 6:15 AM
@philipbergen @HayekAndKeynes Happy 4th!
Jul 2, 2019 6:06 AM
@philipbergen @HayekAndKeynes 2. Who else but the House & Senate can hold the President accountable when nepotistic favoritism trumps prude…
Jul 2, 2019 6:02 AM
@philipbergen @HayekAndKeynes 1. Let’s not pretend Ivanka was invited to the G20 for any other reason than who here father is.
Jul 2, 2019 5:51 AM
@HayekAndKeynes @philipbergen It’s a self-defeating train take.
Jul 2, 2019 5:42 AM
@HayekAndKeynes @philipbergen This is a dumb take.
Jul 2, 2019 3:40 AM
Is. This *is* like. Sigh.
Jul 2, 2019 3:38 AM
This like the first time I have seen a promoted tweet and been like "Hell yeah, let’s RT this!" https://t.co/nAbcWOQOwb
Jul 2, 2019 3:23 AM
More like "piglet" tails, amirite? https://t.co/9EkfbXrJy3
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Jul 2, 2019 3:17 AM
RT @n8foo: Can confirm, and great company to work remote. AMA https://t.co/5Ftj8B7lAZ
Jul 2, 2019 3:03 AM
@doctorow https://t.co/Ed4A5K3TXR
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Jul 2, 2019 2:51 AM
RT @MoveOn: These detention centers must be shut down. Join people across the country on July 2nd (tomorrow) as we demand that this mistrea…
Jul 2, 2019 2:45 AM
RT @jakedonham: I'll be there, I hope you will too https://t.co/euMzDqQ9lQ
Jul 2, 2019 2:44 AM
@alex_yakubovich @djpardis Seriously, gratuitous and superfluous 3-dimensionality in #infoviz is @EdwardTufte-certified #chartjunk.
Jul 2, 2019 2:39 AM
*Kawhi* Sigh.
Jul 2, 2019 2:38 AM
@djpardis @Lakers @warriors @Twitter I mean, as a data scientist, what is your take on whether or not Kawhi is going to LA? The ML folks ha…
Jul 2, 2019 2:31 AM
@djpardis @Lakers @warriors @Twitter "*and* react" Sigh.
Jul 2, 2019 2:30 AM
@djpardis @Lakers @warriors Look, I just see what’s trending on @Twitter react.
Jul 2, 2019 2:27 AM
RT @RepSwalwell: This is your reminder that @IvankaTrump has no foreign policy or diplomacy experience. The American people deserve to be r…
Jul 2, 2019 2:27 AM
Kahwi going to the @Lakers on #CanadaDay is such an awe-inspiringly cold-blooded move that, as a @warriors fan, has me shook.
Jul 2, 2019 2:15 AM
@jmpspn 1) I’m listening. 2) No.
Jul 2, 2019 2:12 AM
RT @TheRickWilson: All of this is going to end so well https://t.co/TGsqUlcKv7
Jul 1, 2019 11:26 PM
@mokomull @AahnaBrown https://t.co/iwPwZXyZyv
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Jul 1, 2019 8:48 PM
@rucarrol Definitely!
Jul 1, 2019 8:03 PM
@robertmclaws ...and kernel, at Twitter's scale we often have challenges that require tuning, patching, and modifications specific to our a…
Jul 1, 2019 8:01 PM
@robertmclaws While the Linux community (in which we are an active participant) does a great job delivering a secure, high-performing, and …
Jul 1, 2019 7:57 PM
@robertmclaws Can't have a core user experience if the code won't function correctly on the underlying operating system and runtime.
Jul 1, 2019 7:23 PM
RT @CBC: canada
Jul 1, 2019 3:50 PM
@networkjanitor @AahnaBrown Yep!
Jul 1, 2019 3:45 PM
Thread. https://t.co/pSqDI9iTX7
Jul 1, 2019 3:44 PM
RT @peterhartlaub: Don’t say this enough: @JohnKingSFChron is such a treasure. Blending expertise and weapons grade sarcasm here - to mak…
Jul 1, 2019 3:24 PM
RT @dajobe: Great team and they have a set of neat stickers too :) https://t.co/Q4mxdGCip6
Jul 1, 2019 3:23 PM
And shirts! Don’t forget the shirts! Apply now while supplies last! https://t.co/qrVphLHuJu
Jul 1, 2019 3:22 PM
I also used to watch cartoons on nitrous oxide when I was younger. https://t.co/cI4HUV3WGf
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Jul 1, 2019 3:05 PM
@laebshade Total KaOS.
Jul 1, 2019 3:02 PM
@ysr1729 @christhalinger @BMW_Welt A mean green virtual machine.
Jul 1, 2019 2:04 PM
@ning_sf An opossum. Also known colloquially as a "possum".
Jul 1, 2019 1:44 PM
Twitter’s Kernel & OS team is hiring folks to work on Linux in SF, NYC, or pretty much anywhere we can legally employ you. DMs are open. ht…
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