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Nov 30, 2018 11:40 PM
@heatherGrey_ @SFBART They are $10 at the Lake Merritt BART service center.
Nov 30, 2018 11:37 PM
@cmeik @SFBART @tef I am clearly in the target demographic for this item. https://t.co/u0ibkvqejt
Nov 30, 2018 11:36 PM
Picked up a couple stocking stuffers for the kids this afternoon. https://t.co/tkwLITJur2
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Nov 30, 2018 11:31 PM
RT @PulpLibrarian: Jack Kirby's 1979 concept sketches for "Science Fiction World", a proposed theme park. https://t.co/92KztTIrFn
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Nov 30, 2018 11:30 PM
@gasca Franz Kafka
Nov 30, 2018 11:25 PM
@knorlen @RadhikaBrown Heh, no, just a stop on the way to daycare.
Nov 30, 2018 11:16 PM
@SFBART No worries! Thanks for the follow up!
Nov 30, 2018 11:16 PM
@goodndntwin @TonyPrintezis My carefully crafted online personal brand will not be stopped. Also I discovered you can’t wear hats there. ¯…
Nov 30, 2018 11:03 PM
@SFBART We are moving again.
Nov 30, 2018 10:57 PM
#BART seems fucked due to activity at Civic Center. Someone/something blocking doors on eastbound train. /cc: @SFBART @SFBARTalert
Nov 30, 2018 10:46 PM
@FoxTango6 @realDonaldTrump 👋🏻
Nov 30, 2018 10:04 PM
@FoxTango6 @realDonaldTrump Also, when you say "you guys"...who do you mean exactly?
Nov 30, 2018 10:03 PM
@FoxTango6 @realDonaldTrump I mean, so...that's...that's all you got?
Nov 30, 2018 9:51 PM
@FoxTango6 @realDonaldTrump I mean, you did forget about the mouse copyright thing, but even if we include that...is...is that it?
Nov 30, 2018 8:42 PM
@realDonaldTrump Like, how? Walk me through the differences buddy.
Nov 30, 2018 8:18 PM
So basically npm is Maven but for JavaScript?
Nov 30, 2018 6:51 PM
RT @DavidCornDC: "So how many journalists have you killed?" "Not as many as you!!!" [Laughter] Or.... "And then I got Trump to say I was…
Nov 30, 2018 6:46 PM
RT @ChainAttackJay: A shed single perfect tear after reading this meme. https://t.co/p0vRex2jJH
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Nov 30, 2018 6:46 PM
@heatherGrey_ #TeamBirdName
Nov 30, 2018 6:44 PM
RT @cassieschirmtv: KTVA’s newsroom felt the blow of the earthquake this morning. #anchorage #alaska #earthquake #weather https://t.co/d1Sa…
Nov 30, 2018 6:30 PM
RT @TweetPotato314: mugger: *points gun* your money or your life me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually under…
Nov 30, 2018 6:09 PM
@jpd @SFBART @sfmta_muni The trains and elevators, I mean.
Nov 30, 2018 6:06 PM
@jpd Also, don’t pee or poop in or on them. I cannot stress this point enough. https://t.co/vzlcXQ31Iq
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Nov 30, 2018 5:59 PM
Current taking-the-baby-to-daycare status. https://t.co/dOgCl92y2n
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Nov 30, 2018 4:41 PM
@mkdubbya :-) too late for us...save yourselves! ☕️
Nov 30, 2018 2:41 PM
Oh god. We’re out of coffee. https://t.co/XepvtQv21y
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Nov 30, 2018 6:34 AM
RT @Pappiness: Laura Loomer was also banned from Uber and Lyft for being racist, so I look forward to her handcuffing herself to the door h…
Nov 30, 2018 5:38 AM
@fchollet Product idea: Google, but not evil.
Nov 30, 2018 5:35 AM
@TonyPrintezis @netflix I’m pretty pissed about #LukeCage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 30, 2018 5:29 AM
RT @starstrickenSF: do you guys realize there’s a planet in our solar system entirely inhabited by robots
Nov 30, 2018 5:21 AM
RT @pgarg: I admire my husbands dedication to both his family and his job. While on parental leave he still finds time to have 1:1s with th…
Nov 30, 2018 4:52 AM
My 1:1s with @TonyPrintezis (when he’s in town) are always a bit extra. #TwitterVMTeam 🥃 🥃 https://t.co/r12jbrDRw7
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Nov 30, 2018 4:44 AM
@oskhan @heatherGrey_ They are real!
Nov 30, 2018 1:24 AM
@girlie_mac @roach @glitch If it was the *other* Glitch I’d apply for a @SlackHQ job faster than one could mine an ingot of molybdenum.
Nov 30, 2018 1:23 AM
ITS HAPPENING!!! #NEWBART https://t.co/xFaxv4Lts2
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Nov 30, 2018 12:35 AM
@BevanDufty @bgingold @SFBART @josefow Anyway, thanks Bevan and Tamar for looking into it. Hopefully you will listen to the public as you w…
Nov 30, 2018 12:33 AM
@BevanDufty @bgingold @SFBART @josefow ...instead of focusing on stopping fare jumpers. These new gate configs are a big regression in acce…
Nov 30, 2018 12:31 AM
@BevanDufty @bgingold @SFBART @josefow I guess I'd ask if we are really focusing on the right priority: making BART more accessible to payi…
Nov 30, 2018 12:31 AM
@BevanDufty @bgingold @SFBART @josefow The Glen Park BART agent seemed to think the swing gate would be locked at some point, so... ¯\_(ツ)…
Nov 30, 2018 12:29 AM
@BevanDufty @bgingold @SFBART @josefow If Glen Park remains unlocked than that's fine. But Mission & 16th, for example, is very difficult w…
Nov 29, 2018 11:39 PM
RT @andres: after tonight's storm, take 5 minutes today to clear up your street's catch basin so we're ready for the next one! #AdoptADrai…
Nov 29, 2018 10:10 PM
RT @tonyposnanski: Laura Loomer is the Jacob Wohl of Tomi Lahrens.
Nov 29, 2018 9:55 PM
@umatweep Don’t forget the salt juice. Mediation *and* salt juice.
Nov 29, 2018 9:43 PM
RT @ianbremmer: BREAKING: Twitter announces new character limit of 0, says it’s for the best. https://t.co/dqNXCtjZmO
Nov 29, 2018 8:40 PM
RT @piagnone: where are you on the big cow political compass? https://t.co/d8yWXVSZk3
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Nov 29, 2018 8:06 PM
RT @MobyLives: This is pretty much my favorite thread ever. Says it all. https://t.co/bULm6qEqv2
Nov 29, 2018 7:32 PM
RT @danpfeiffer: Individual 1 Jr. is probably pretty nervous right now
Nov 29, 2018 7:10 PM
Instead of a silent pre-read, all meetings should start with 5 mins of attendees intoning "we go faster alone, but we go further together"
Nov 29, 2018 5:25 PM
Just registered for @LavaOneConf! Sign up here: https://t.co/7po1h9gfUE 🤙🏼🌈☕️🏄🏼♂️🌊
Nov 29, 2018 4:35 PM
RT @magicandrew: this is the tweet i most wanted to see after i heard about this story https://t.co/PQEzGaC6Qy
Nov 29, 2018 4:34 PM
@bgingold @SFBART An attempt to reduce fare evasion? But fare dodgers will just jump over the gates like they already do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @Bevan…
Nov 29, 2018 2:57 PM
Strong winds out there. #sfwx
Nov 29, 2018 2:12 PM
RT @tef_ebooks: in france they don't call it 'fools gold' but 'au contraire' and that's beautiful
Nov 29, 2018 1:16 PM
RT @EricHolder: Be aware Wisconsin. Republicans attempting to make permanent their gerrymandered districts by taking power away from the ne…
Nov 29, 2018 12:24 PM
RT @AstroKatie: The lamp light convinced part of this tree it’s not autumn yet. https://t.co/Z1EgRGwkbY
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Nov 29, 2018 12:22 PM
RT @herval: Come join my freakin amazing team! We're staffing up for a very challenging and fun 2019! https://t.co/EQHHm0F5wf
Nov 29, 2018 4:52 AM
RT @PaintAlchemy: @funnythat Ladies, if he's: Your only friend Not your only friend A little glowing friend Not actually your friend He's…
Nov 29, 2018 4:40 AM
Treason of the Witch
Nov 29, 2018 12:28 AM
Mission and EMB are a pain if you have a stroller or have more than one kid in tow.
Nov 29, 2018 12:28 AM
Hey @BevanDufty & @josefow, this really seems like a miss on @SFBART's part. https://t.co/HsOYGAlFcI
Nov 28, 2018 7:21 PM
Hey @SFBART, installing doors like this just makes it harder for paying customers with kids, strollers, etc. https://t.co/1VzJ5uph2o
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Nov 28, 2018 6:37 PM
Bravo to @instagram. Love the use of ML to auto populate alt-text. Other social media companies should follow their lead! https://t.co/gTdw…
Nov 28, 2018 5:29 PM
@Jessicalessin @theinformation @kmclaughlinSF It’s also worth pointing out that one of Larry Ellison’s yachts is named "Sayonara". 🤔
Nov 28, 2018 4:53 PM
RT @joeerl: Yes - happy days. At the time I was working a 6 hour day due to the enlightened Swedish child care policies. Parents of young c…
Nov 28, 2018 4:42 PM
RT @AstroKatie: Not the unicorn we want, but the unicorn we deserve. https://t.co/9et1x38y1y
Nov 28, 2018 2:34 PM
@jayholler @djpardis @networkjanitor @Ramin_DK @jpd @Twitter @msilver @enbnt @trvisXX Converting a canoe to a group DM is a pretty good ide…
Nov 28, 2018 1:59 PM
RT @firepile: (Logs on late to the giant cow party) did anyone make the “steaks are pretty high” joke yet? Yeah? Probably? K I’m spent for…
Nov 28, 2018 1:57 PM
I mean, incorrect capitalization of the word "era" aside, he’s not wrong about this being our "Joseph McCarthy Era". https://t.co/hnhneQfgDw
Nov 28, 2018 7:31 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A cropped screenshot of an iOS home screen showing an https://t.co/WLNxNu4SHn icon with an unread bezel display of 871,0…
Nov 28, 2018 7:30 AM
@Ramin_DK @enbnt @networkjanitor @jpd @Twitter @jayholler @msilver *that (IIRC) 1991 Bass Player magazine with (IIRC) Will Lee showing how …
Nov 28, 2018 6:48 AM
@networkjanitor @Ramin_DK @jpd @Twitter @jayholler @msilver @enbnt I just bought my ticket. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 28, 2018 6:42 AM
@Ramin_DK @jpd @networkjanitor @Twitter @jayholler @msilver @enbnt I'd be down for a field trip.
Nov 28, 2018 6:39 AM
@enbnt @networkjanitor @jpd @Twitter @jayholler @msilver Let's not forget the minimalists tho: https://t.co/5SMgO7XJWx
Nov 28, 2018 6:38 AM
@enbnt @networkjanitor @jpd @Twitter @jayholler @msilver A classic. My goto between pieces in dorkestra.
Nov 28, 2018 6:22 AM
@networkjanitor @jpd @Twitter @jayholler @msilver @enbnt *rips massive bong hit* https://t.co/NhJGhjy03L
Nov 28, 2018 6:16 AM
@jpd @networkjanitor @Twitter @jayholler @msilver @enbnt I mean, if we are just gonna tweet classic bass tracks all night: https://t.co/rXa…
Nov 28, 2018 6:11 AM
@networkjanitor @Twitter @jayholler @msilver @enbnt https://t.co/BJxy7HSnXR
Nov 28, 2018 6:09 AM
@networkjanitor @Twitter @jayholler @msilver @enbnt Ok, one track will be just a massive multi-tweep bass jam.
Nov 28, 2018 6:05 AM
Every #hackweek we should produce a CD with a track from every musician at @Twitter. /cc: @jayholler @msilver @enbnt @networkjanitor et al.…
Nov 28, 2018 5:57 AM
@sriramk @hunterwalk @km @alizar @pandemona Basically a copy of the event/moment temporal follow we used to have a couple of years ago (cir…
Nov 28, 2018 5:54 AM
@funyitalian @realDonaldTrump Ok, now you have lost me again. Is this another phone-induced typo? If so, maybe try switching to an Android …
Nov 28, 2018 5:38 AM
@funyitalian @realDonaldTrump IKR? Anyway, back to the "typo" thing. How would a phone trick you into typing "missississippi"? You can't fa…
Nov 28, 2018 5:23 AM
@funyitalian @realDonaldTrump Oh hey, Tom. Sorry, why do phones make spelling hard? Not sure I follow. Also I’m pretty sure you brought up …
Nov 28, 2018 5:03 AM
@funyitalian @realDonaldTrump Well, for one why a putative Mississippian would misspell Mississippi. Second, what was the thing about the b…
Nov 28, 2018 4:56 AM
@funyitalian @realDonaldTrump Still not getting your point here Tom...the bees are on the what now?
Nov 28, 2018 4:47 AM
@LondonBreed @SFMOCI @FixItTeamSF TIL https://t.co/JFnH32NjzY
Nov 28, 2018 4:34 AM
@funyitalian @realDonaldTrump I’m not sure I follow.
Nov 28, 2018 4:22 AM
RT @mkruz: 👋 Hey Design Twitter, for our recent Halloween and Thanksgiving ❤️’s, we worked with @JaviSalde1 to create the animations. He do…
Nov 28, 2018 4:18 AM
RT @KHayhoe: Also, apologies to @ted. He is not @TEDTalks. I imagine this must happen a lot, but I am sorry ;)
Nov 28, 2018 3:51 AM
@realDonaldTrump We are all very what? No, I don’t think so, buddy.
Nov 28, 2018 3:23 AM
@FixItTeamSF Great job everyone!
Nov 28, 2018 3:22 AM
RT @FixItTeamSF: @igb no, there’s a foot petal you can step on which will open the can for you. https://t.co/1XSu2cpCs6
Nov 28, 2018 3:18 AM
@LondonBreed @SFMOCI @FixItTeamSF Do...do I have to touch it in order to throw something away?
Nov 27, 2018 11:44 PM
RT @nycsouthpaw: my position is zero billion dollars https://t.co/HrJlphiT5b
Nov 27, 2018 6:15 PM
@AustenAllred @ysr1729 https://t.co/a3aFj6wkBP
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Nov 27, 2018 6:14 PM
RT @AustenAllred: I try really hard to enjoy Taleb’s books, but I feel like I completely understand the point after the first couple chapte…
Nov 27, 2018 5:36 PM
N95 stillsuits.
Nov 27, 2018 6:48 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: In large purple-lit letters, the word "JAWBREAKER" dwarfs a trio of aging punk rockers.
Nov 27, 2018 6:26 AM
Dusting off the classics. https://t.co/LRVOos717k
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Nov 27, 2018 5:22 AM
RT @emilyst: Why is there an "awkward" but no "sedward"
Nov 27, 2018 5:21 AM
RT @nathanwpyle: saddest thing I’ve drawn https://t.co/gm9TVa2dye
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Nov 27, 2018 4:54 AM
RT @nachosarah: it's gotten to the point where the aliens have stopped laughing at us and are all looking at each other like holy shit shou…
Nov 27, 2018 4:42 AM
@GOP @realDonaldTrump @cindyhydesmith Y’all are a bunch of racist...uh...racists. /cc: @Scavino45 @DanScavino
Nov 26, 2018 11:34 PM
RT @danprimack: Not nearly enough attn being paid to how GM is basically signaling its expectation of an economic pullback.
Nov 26, 2018 10:47 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Over a dried blot of pink pomegranate juice, a skull with Mickey Mouse™ ears is drawn in black ink.
Nov 26, 2018 10:01 PM
RT @RabbitHoleNW: @KenTremendous https://t.co/Bs7wkLWf5p https://t.co/SgJPzyLnUL
Nov 26, 2018 6:47 PM
@hobbes188 No, just using faster shutter speed on the DSLR due to it being handheld and not on a tripod. Could have gotten a better pic.
Nov 26, 2018 5:50 PM
@todaysgifis Nailed it!
Nov 26, 2018 5:26 PM
Red-tailed hawk hanging out in the hood. First photo is from Nikon D500 with 300mm zoom. Second is iPhone X through spotting scope sight. h…
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Nov 26, 2018 6:09 AM
Love is an open door. https://t.co/SdKIGexM0e
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Nov 26, 2018 5:57 AM
@gregkuziacarmel Sad fave.
Nov 26, 2018 5:56 AM
@thomasuster That was a sad fave.
Nov 26, 2018 5:54 AM
Our country is broken.
Nov 26, 2018 5:53 AM
RT @aliciagarza: This is so incredibly shameful. Seeking asylum is not a crime. Shooting tear gas at asylum seekers lacks a basic level of…
Nov 26, 2018 5:33 AM
@JasonBWhitman Well, the guns aren’t exactly helping.
Nov 26, 2018 3:18 AM
@biz Is...is this why it’s salt juice and not just lemon juice?
Nov 26, 2018 2:23 AM
My 4.5-year old is the Joseph Beuys of the Pre-K art scene, but she works with baby wipes instead of felt and Aquaphor™ instead of lard. ht…
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Nov 25, 2018 9:20 PM
RT @Reuters: U.S.-Mexico border crossing closed after migrant protest halted in Tijuana https://t.co/6FT7Dghljo
Nov 25, 2018 9:15 PM
RT @BreakingNews: A migrant family, part of a caravan of thousands traveling from Central America to the U.S., run from tear gas in front o…
Nov 25, 2018 8:30 PM
@jayholler A Vine.
Nov 25, 2018 4:42 AM
RT @HartmanAndrew: Repeat after me: taxation is better than philanthropy.
Nov 25, 2018 3:52 AM
@vinucharanya @micheal Congrats @hellobenvins!
Nov 25, 2018 3:49 AM
#datenight (with the kids) https://t.co/iVfSBYIEEg
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Nov 25, 2018 2:21 AM
@Tonly @CGregoryBrown My wife is an immigrant, Tony. Calling her a "hoodlum" is ignorant, uninformed, and pretty goddamn racist.
Nov 24, 2018 7:05 PM
@HashPiperdy @PhilippaRH Congrats!
Nov 24, 2018 6:08 PM
Geoff’s idea for a Frozen reboot is pretty good, but it’s not testing well in my initial polls of the target demographic. https://t.co/0YFT…
Nov 24, 2018 5:32 PM
@gpapilion We listen to the soundtrack on repeat at our house. https://t.co/lXbBzFzw4w
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Nov 24, 2018 5:24 PM
@gpapilion Why? Too scary near the end?
Nov 24, 2018 5:35 AM
RT @sheeraf: Just to recap: after initially calling our story inaccurate, (and internally calling it “false”), Facebook has now confirmed m…
Nov 24, 2018 4:59 AM
RT @rakeshsatyal: Salt, Fab, Acid, Heat https://t.co/BjH05kC9sg
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Nov 24, 2018 4:58 AM
RT @BrandyLJensen: lol we will fight the sun before we take on capitalism https://t.co/B5dqRfVmvT
Nov 24, 2018 4:42 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A pen and ink drawing of the skull of Mickey Mouse™. Below the skull is written the hashtag "#USMCA".
Nov 24, 2018 4:40 AM
@burritojustice @IDoTheThinking WTF
Nov 24, 2018 4:09 AM
RT @devnexus: Like you really need an excuse to go to Hawaii :) But seriously, unconferences are awesome. Way to go @christhalinger https:/…
Nov 24, 2018 3:24 AM
Automate yourself out of a job. https://t.co/xr02IBfVTZ
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Nov 24, 2018 12:44 AM
JFC FaceTime on iOS 12 is garbage. What a terrible regression in usability and stability.
Nov 23, 2018 7:53 PM
@jilltucker We also seem to have trouble using apostrophes correctly.
Nov 23, 2018 7:52 PM
@jilltucker Sigh. Californian’s can’t drive in the rain. Even our greatest citizens and athletes have problems.
Nov 23, 2018 4:44 PM
always be... https://t.co/uN3fVpI0eE
Nov 23, 2018 2:43 PM
@skilldrick Foam or hardened mayonnaise?
Nov 23, 2018 1:12 AM
Great photo @EJaneL!!! https://t.co/zz3gQxNua7
Nov 23, 2018 1:07 AM
@AjitPaiFCC @msquinn This is probably the only time I’m going to agree with a shill like Ajit Pai.
Nov 23, 2018 12:27 AM
@javawithjiva Leave @IvankaTrump out of this!
Nov 23, 2018 12:19 AM
Everyone at this #Thanksgiving dinner is aligned with my political & social views, so if any #MAGA bots want to get into it, let’s do this.
Nov 22, 2018 11:06 PM
@jeff_currier Sold!
Nov 22, 2018 11:06 PM
RT @michaelpollan: Happy thanksgiving! https://t.co/YmHlEpekjq
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Nov 22, 2018 10:19 PM
@kayvz bûche de koel
Nov 22, 2018 10:10 PM
@1andonlyglo Adds "Do you have a Twitter account?" to my list of intern interview questions.
Nov 22, 2018 6:53 PM
RT @SFBART: Happy Thanksgiving from the BART family. We give thanks to our employees who keep the Bay Area moving 365 days of the year. We…
Nov 22, 2018 5:26 PM
@jayholler Nice. Ralph is on our agenda for this weekend too. My 4.5 yo is psyched to see all her fave @Disney princesses in one movie. htt…
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Nov 22, 2018 5:19 PM
@jayholler Thanks Jay! Wishing you and your family a great Thanksgiving as well!
Nov 22, 2018 4:58 PM
Here comes the rain again. https://t.co/qG2CURap2K
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Nov 22, 2018 3:44 PM
*inhales thankfully* https://t.co/C9ZTercEwr
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Nov 22, 2018 1:09 PM
RT @rnalexander: Hot take: remote working forces your organisation to confront it's addiction to synchronous ( and often therefore ephemera…
Nov 22, 2018 12:44 PM
RT @karaswisher: I have had too much tequila to translate this is for you all, except to say there is a whole lot going on here that is riv…
Nov 22, 2018 11:42 AM
RT @posco: Incredible Unconference on Oahu coming up in January! This is your chance go see how amazing Hawaii is, and have some great tech…
Nov 22, 2018 11:42 AM
RT @OpenJDK: I would like to start a discussion about the possible creation of the Atlantis Project [..] this project would provide a venue…
Nov 22, 2018 11:29 AM
@davebarr Dave.
Nov 22, 2018 5:28 AM
RT @monkeybrainsnet: Phew. https://t.co/Ej7sxCKkdv
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Nov 22, 2018 5:04 AM
RT @DonMacAskill: Gift Flickr Pro! This is what the cycle is going to be like at @Flickr from now on: Customers ask us for something great,…
Nov 21, 2018 10:07 PM
@todaysgifis Sade. Your bot is mining 80s music GIFs as of late and I am here for it.
Nov 21, 2018 7:12 PM
@marabou @CGregoryBrown This is true. Sweeping reform is needed, immigration-wise.
Nov 21, 2018 6:30 PM
RT @skamille: Manager "readmes" or "user guides" are a bad trend. Managers: get the fuck over yourselves with this nonsense.
Nov 21, 2018 5:57 PM
RT @MobyLives: This is literally thrilling to me: Quebec's prestigious Prix littéraire des collégiens was suspended after the 5 finalist au…
Nov 21, 2018 5:48 PM
RT @TheTweetOfGod: My followers are the absolute worst. In real life, I mean. You guys are ok.
Nov 21, 2018 5:47 PM
@DanJackson415 Could be 677,000.00 super pools. That’s be too many super pools I’d think.
Nov 21, 2018 5:46 PM
@DanJackson415 677,000.00 what though?
Nov 21, 2018 5:42 PM
RT @CGregoryBrown: Trump’s immigration/refugee policies not just immoral, but will weaken the American economy long trem. We need more work…
Nov 21, 2018 5:38 PM
RT @seldo: People think WASM is going to be about performance but it's going to be about dramatically expanding the number of libraries ava…
Nov 21, 2018 4:30 PM
RT @bhaggs: https://t.co/gCLnGBjHcB
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Nov 21, 2018 4:22 PM
RT @MarkAgee: How does the laziest person in the world also somehow wake up early every day to get a head start on fucking up
Nov 21, 2018 4:20 PM
@leslieberland I am here for this universally shared experience. https://t.co/Wg5HajfYnc
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Nov 21, 2018 4:15 PM
I ♡ rain in general, but especially after this last week.
Nov 21, 2018 4:41 AM
@realDonaldTrump You have no idea what the idea of America actually is.
Nov 21, 2018 4:26 AM
RT @sedaunal: The architecture behind how we manage and distribute dynamic configuration, it's features, it's applications, it's challenges…
Nov 21, 2018 3:56 AM
– Words of Muad’dib by Princess Irulan
Nov 21, 2018 3:56 AM
"It is when they have become established that aims are lost and replaced by vague ritual."
Nov 21, 2018 3:56 AM
"Empires do not suffer emptiness of purpose at the time of their creation."
Nov 21, 2018 3:32 AM
@networkjanitor The forecast is for the smoke stack lightening till the morning comes.
Nov 21, 2018 3:26 AM
RT @JordanUhl: Trump came down harder on Jim Acosta for asking questions than he did on Saudi Arabia for literally killing a journalist htt…
Nov 21, 2018 3:25 AM
Paging @networkjanitor. https://t.co/kZwitwxUO2
Nov 21, 2018 12:16 AM
@todaysgifis Is...is that the "Safety Dance" video?
Nov 20, 2018 10:10 PM
@jayholler By far the shittiest was a Grateful Dead/Phish cover/jam band oh so cleverly called "Legitimate Spiritual Discovery". Sigh.
Nov 20, 2018 10:05 PM
@jayholler Played upright bass in orchestra, band, jazz band, etc. throughout elementary & high school and electric bass guitar in shitty c…
Nov 20, 2018 9:35 PM
@thatonejperson What’s that J?
Nov 20, 2018 9:14 PM
@KacperKorol @notaxation @IGN No worries!
Nov 20, 2018 9:04 PM
@KacperKorol @notaxation 🤔
Nov 20, 2018 7:45 PM
RT @headius: I am attending LavaOne 2019 on 1/14/2019. You can register at - https://t.co/FveFH2M9cV
Nov 20, 2018 7:16 PM
RT @davleopo: Interested in sharing your research or industrial experiences with GraalVM? Consider submitting to the Graal workshop at the…
Nov 20, 2018 2:16 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: Aloha! The LavaOne 2019 Unconference is happening January 14-16, 2019 at the @courtyardoahu in Laie, HI. Register for FREE…
Nov 20, 2018 6:39 AM
@slyphon Thread: https://t.co/LGNVZpMHV5 Also, get off my lawn!
Nov 20, 2018 6:27 AM
RT @KenJennings: The State of California website just made me do a CAPTCHA to pay some back taxes. Much love to all the robots out there tr…
Nov 20, 2018 6:26 AM
@cmeik My TL is pretty much New England/Tri-State to FLA road trip soundtracks today. https://t.co/KyejoFi9J4
Nov 20, 2018 6:17 AM
You want to stay relevant for the next 10 hours? This is what you should focus on: - Using Twitter. Keep it <= 140🔥
Nov 20, 2018 5:07 AM
@bala_theHRguy Lets do HR next. ;-)
Nov 20, 2018 3:54 AM
RT @deray: The newly elected Republican Governor has demanded that *all* at-will employees submit their resignation. It’s such a wild reque…
Nov 20, 2018 3:46 AM
RT @EmBaer: https://t.co/vNNDjPWyKN
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Nov 20, 2018 3:41 AM
@ryanoneill "the genial meandering digressions of a Southern California Leopold Bloom"
Nov 20, 2018 3:40 AM
RT @ryanoneill: https://t.co/NzTjoSZYua
Nov 19, 2018 11:28 PM
RT @SFPublicLibrary: Due to the unhealthy air quality, the Main Library, lower level, will again remain open until 9 p.m. tonight (Monday)…
Nov 19, 2018 11:23 PM
@posco @slyphon @zakattacktaylor No no, "science" was real once, but it no longer exists and has been replaced by "source".
Nov 19, 2018 11:18 PM
RT @UWMadison: You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can learn a lot about #Badgers from their laptop stickers: https://t.co/NYoHKHk…
Nov 19, 2018 11:13 PM
RT @NBCNews: White House reverses course, will no longer try to take CNN correspondent's press pass. https://t.co/bk0vVz6YNg
Nov 19, 2018 10:42 PM
@lessachu @TwitterSeattle https://t.co/K6FBSjIiAe
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Nov 19, 2018 9:45 PM
RT @UWMadison: Nobody has ever tweeted that Minnesota beat Wisconsin because @twitter didn't exist the last time Minnesota beat Wisconsin.…
Nov 19, 2018 5:52 PM
RT @grynbaum: As @maggieNYT has observed, institutions tend to bend to Trump, and not vice versa. No comedian at next year’s White House Co…
Nov 19, 2018 5:47 PM
Anyway, it was a thoughtful gift & wonderfully optimistic about the frequency of our re-orgs. Thanks @mazdakh^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H @roxstar10!
Nov 19, 2018 5:47 PM
Achievement unlocked: Radhika has grown into the Infra Eng onesie we got when she was born. We don’t call the org IE anymore but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ …
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Nov 19, 2018 3:52 PM
@jayholler This album is in my all-time greatest list, but is rarely listened to as I am preserving my Proustian associations in amber fore…
Nov 19, 2018 2:38 PM
@realDonaldTrump @cindyhydesmith If nothing else, at least our President remains on brand as a racist with a poor grasp of the English lang…
Nov 19, 2018 3:59 AM
RT @thomasuster: @FireDispatchSMC Cabrillo Highway has been a stand still for 30+ minutes avoid the route if you can.
Nov 19, 2018 2:58 AM
@SalomeAnulisch I’m not sure I follow.
Nov 19, 2018 2:30 AM
RT @PaulGoldenberg2: If I worked with someone named Adam Schiff and I called them Adam Schitt at a meeting, I would be fired. https://t.co/…
Nov 19, 2018 1:38 AM
RT @elakdawalla: What stage of capitalism is this https://t.co/T1BNZN1IST
Nov 19, 2018 1:37 AM
Looks like we are going to see whether or not Justice Kavanaugh believes a sitting POTUS can pardon himself sooner than we thought. https:/…
Nov 19, 2018 12:31 AM
RT @AndrewNadeau0: If a Transformer died could you just use it’s body as a regular car? Like, respectfully tho.
Nov 19, 2018 12:31 AM
@david_ @laebshade @pagerduty Ahh...that’s a pretty good idea. Automatically creating a room res./hangout/Slack channel per incident.
Nov 19, 2018 12:18 AM
@laebshade @pagerduty Thought there was an .ics link for each schedule?
Nov 19, 2018 12:00 AM
@cra Early-AM-run-appreciation Twitter is the best Twitter.
Nov 18, 2018 11:07 PM
RT @joshgerstein: White House transcript of POTUS exchange w/CA gov and gov-elect misspells Newsom's name throughout https://t.co/1lC4yw8ABK
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Nov 18, 2018 8:11 PM
RT @ScottHech: It’s 1:40pm and the countdown to night court has begun. Making the most of the next 2 hours before I need to start getting r…
Nov 18, 2018 7:51 PM
RT @JoeyDG54: Someone with 10k followers on insta: -pretty -steady income -no talent -happy appearance -travels the world -$10 for promo…
Nov 18, 2018 7:16 PM
RT @jachristian: The evacuees who have been living in lthe parking lot of Chico’s Walmart have been told they must leave by 1 p.m. today. h…
Nov 18, 2018 6:55 PM
@RepAdamSchiff @jef_poskanzer 😭
Nov 18, 2018 6:55 PM
RT @RepAdamSchiff: Wow, Mr. President, that’s a good one. Was that like your answers to Mr. Mueller’s questions, or did you write this on…
Nov 18, 2018 6:52 PM
Ah yes, the erudite and witty banter of the Oval Office. It’s a goddamn Algonquin Round Table over there. https://t.co/MJtO2TyYcE
Nov 18, 2018 5:54 PM
@dflieb @Holger I’m guessing that there’s @fema support on the table. But yeah, me too.
Nov 18, 2018 5:42 PM
@djpardis Every in-app bookmarking system expands until it reinvents https://t.co/cmBNRNERVc.
Nov 18, 2018 5:24 PM
Arts & crafts of the apocalypse. https://t.co/ooqKsT7hzM
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Nov 18, 2018 5:40 AM
RT @HoarseWisperer: I hereby propose Trump’s prison job include forest raking.
Nov 18, 2018 5:36 AM
"More people cared about @TheRealStanLee’s death than care about @billmaher alive." - @neilhimself https://t.co/X6YfdBuxTR
Nov 18, 2018 5:33 AM
Shit like this is why we have redundant basketball stadiums instead of much needed housing. https://t.co/ZfLkrDtwo4
Nov 18, 2018 5:23 AM
RT @DuneQuoteBot: All comprehension is temporary.
Nov 18, 2018 5:15 AM
JFC https://t.co/J6ZLBIxvEe
Nov 18, 2018 2:49 AM
Feature request for timer apps: a log of when timers expired in case you forget to set the next timer.
Nov 18, 2018 2:29 AM
RT @greg_doucette: 🙃 ➡️ https://t.co/5pA5JFE0sd ➡️ https://t.co/bbBaUhkApu ➡️ https://t.co/zOpfnhCLlT ➡️ https://t.co/aKg87ZBj1R https://t…
Nov 18, 2018 2:28 AM
RT @SFBART: Welcome to BARTertown https://t.co/h9WoiI0JiE
Nov 18, 2018 2:13 AM
@jvreeland26 Is null < NaN?
Nov 18, 2018 1:52 AM
RT @sheeraf: Facebook is currently following an interesting strategy of denying things that are not in our story. Encourage you to read our…
Nov 18, 2018 1:41 AM
@cravensroost @AahnaBrown My slight adaptation of lyrics from The Dead Milkmen’s classic "Punk Rock Girl". https://t.co/ibCLzqPJZL
Nov 18, 2018 1:09 AM
RT @DrewTumaABC7: AIR QUALITY FORECAST We will remain in the "unhealthy" category next couple of days. Improving conditions midweek as rain…
Nov 18, 2018 1:08 AM
RT @KQEDnews: San Francisco is providing more resources and expanded shelter capacity for the homeless as air quality continues to be poor.…
Nov 18, 2018 12:26 AM
Visibility is improving. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/gKLDMmeVmO
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Nov 17, 2018 11:42 PM
🎵"I am the Vice President, rich as the Duke of Earl"🎵 https://t.co/PfrXURlKLw
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Nov 17, 2018 10:26 PM
@zmanji https://t.co/WY5Vz90h15
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Nov 17, 2018 10:21 PM
@zmanji We get some rain on Wednesday. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 17, 2018 10:16 PM
RT @brookejarvis: Rake America Great Again https://t.co/VT6g1ZvyJm
Nov 17, 2018 10:10 PM
RT @TrueFactsStated: As always... a Tweet for everything. https://t.co/q7pGcq593b
Nov 17, 2018 9:58 PM
RT @SannaPrintezi: @igb This is such rubbish. We don’t rake our forests. Forest fires are rare because of all the rain and snow we get.
Nov 17, 2018 9:38 PM
@maxmichaels I’m assuming there’s @fema support in play.
Nov 17, 2018 9:19 PM
RT @joyding: other ways to help: 1. donate to @maskoakland who's helping get masks delivered (details in profile) 2. donate to @stanthon…
Nov 17, 2018 9:19 PM
RT @joyding: if you know or encounter homeless SF residents in need of shelter from the horrifying air quality, you can direct them to @sta…
Nov 17, 2018 8:56 PM
Again with the rakes! https://t.co/T0P5Cj5Zv1
Nov 17, 2018 6:24 PM
RT @PulpLibrarian: How could I forget the existential bleakness that was the 1984 Dune colouring book... #FridayFeeling https://t.co/YGozyu…
Nov 17, 2018 5:24 PM
RT @Kyle_MacLachlan: *sips caffeinated beverage* Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say i…
Nov 17, 2018 5:05 PM
RT @ShortSleeveSuit: Babies are just tiny future idiots
Nov 17, 2018 1:59 PM
VCs of Silicon Valley, fund founders in Delhi, Mumbai, and Lahore who want to build a product for this problem. https://t.co/44wNocZA3p
Nov 17, 2018 1:44 PM
RT @triketora: billion dollar idea https://t.co/TiGH6UbKXE
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Nov 17, 2018 5:16 AM
RT @SFHumanServices: Hey #SanFrancisco , don't forget to be a good neighbor. Please take the time to check on your elderly neighbors & fami…
Nov 17, 2018 4:40 AM
RT @MaskOakland: You stepped up world, lots of donations. So we did too. 10000 more masks arrived today and 6k have been distributed. Tomor…
Nov 17, 2018 4:37 AM
Did...did a Dan Scavino write this tweet? https://t.co/mRc0eXxdDd
Nov 17, 2018 4:36 AM
@zmanji Hostile aliens/outsiders as a metaphor for (emergent/inevitable) bad nation-states necessitating aggressive "strike first" foreign …
Nov 17, 2018 4:08 AM
RT @bernie: This made my day. #minorthreat #saladdays #dischordrecords. https://t.co/CAdF854uB2
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Nov 17, 2018 4:03 AM
@mattklein123 Chicago-wise, the Adler Planetarium provides an incredible view of the city.
Nov 17, 2018 4:01 AM
@SEJeff @Ctmcisco @mattklein123 The Signature Room at the top of the Hancock is where it’s at, tall building and view-wise.
Nov 17, 2018 3:57 AM
The two stories by Liu Cixin were also thought provoking, but he regresses to the same conservative tropes as in his "Three-Body" trilogy.
Nov 17, 2018 3:57 AM
My favorite stories were those of Xia Jia, along with "Invisible Planets" (whence the book takes it’s title) by Hao Jingfang.
Nov 17, 2018 3:57 AM
An interesting mix of SF stories from various authors with varying styles and politics. The book’s title is, indeed, a nod to Calvino. http…
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Nov 17, 2018 2:45 AM
RT @doctorow: Chrysler Airtemp, 1961 https://t.co/msdP8QNkqd https://t.co/wWZiymSwyn
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Nov 17, 2018 2:44 AM
@hunterwalk Well, it is Thanksgiving next week. Someone was probably just getting a head start.
Nov 17, 2018 2:28 AM
RT @beamjack: Product idea: silent disco for kids
Nov 17, 2018 1:43 AM
RT @LavaOneConf: Dates and venue are set: January 14-16, 2019 at the @courtyardoahu in Laie, HI. Soon the event website will be up. Then yo…
Nov 17, 2018 12:59 AM
/cc: @Benioff @jack @patrickc @markpinc
Nov 17, 2018 12:55 AM
Especially for homeless folks or others without access to safe shelter.
Nov 17, 2018 12:55 AM
Hey you billionaires who spent weeks fighting about Prop C! SF could use help making sure there are enough N 95 masks for everyone.
Nov 17, 2018 12:52 AM
RT @Benioff: We've turned the lobbies of our HQ buildings into donation drop-offs for much needed supplies for these first responders. We h…
Nov 17, 2018 12:49 AM
RT @joyding: maybe was aware of this intellectually but seeing friends’ tweets about buying $800 air filters or plane tickets to escape the…
Nov 17, 2018 12:45 AM
@realDonaldTrump What are you even saying now?
Nov 17, 2018 12:26 AM
RT @marius: Why do email clients implement automatic signatures but not greetings? Mine would be: "Sorry for the late reply,"
Nov 16, 2018 10:56 PM
Only you and your rake can prevent forest fires. 🐻 https://t.co/qz4JraDmO1
Nov 16, 2018 7:43 PM
RT @PaulRogersSJMN: The choking air across Northern California is temporary and will likely be gone by the middle of next week when rain co…
Nov 16, 2018 7:33 PM
RT @garybernhardt: "long live the king", more like kaiser permanente
Nov 16, 2018 7:29 PM
RT @Ocasio2018: Advocates for the deaf community hit me up to connect me with tools (i.e. Clipomatic) to better serve all of us. Thanks t…
Nov 16, 2018 7:17 PM
RT @SarahSpain: WTF https://t.co/9i5QeGjBX0
Nov 16, 2018 6:39 PM
@MikeIsaac 🙌🏻 https://t.co/kN0xEYXrjE
Nov 16, 2018 4:16 PM
RT @ScaleByTheBay: Chris Thalinger explains @graalvm https://t.co/kapq0x48BK
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Nov 16, 2018 3:51 PM
RT @MobyLives: Good. I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life, but one of them wasn’t the decision to never join Facebook. https://t.co/xhkGq…
Nov 16, 2018 3:50 PM
RT @BreakingNews: @CNN Judge grants CNN’s request for a temporary restraining order to restore Jim Acosta’s White House press pass in a lim…
Nov 16, 2018 5:38 AM
@christhalinger @ysr1729 @jack @McDonalds Isn’t this literally "Burger King"?
Nov 16, 2018 5:28 AM
RT @LondonBreed: San Francisco air quality is now Purple (very unhealthy). Everyone, especially people with medical conditions and respirat…
Nov 16, 2018 5:08 AM
RT @silentmoviegifs: Buster Keaton's film-making philosophy: "I always want the audience to out-guess me, and then I double-cross them." (O…
Nov 16, 2018 4:42 AM
@jayholler Dad Max
Nov 16, 2018 4:31 AM
RT @jack: Terrible. All of our SF Twitter and Square folks are encouraged to stay indoors tomorrow. Work from home (or come in if you feel…
Nov 16, 2018 3:49 AM
RT @pmorelli: Feature request @apple : Face ID for N95 masks... https://t.co/6DcfAIe8Hi
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Nov 16, 2018 3:46 AM
RT @skamille: If the #1 thing you look for in your manager is hands-on technical depth, you are probably not ready to be a manager yourself
Nov 16, 2018 3:36 AM
Hey, are we still picketing and protesting @TuckerCarlson at his house? If not, can we get that going again?
Nov 16, 2018 3:16 AM
@krishnansriram @flaviowbrasil We had some at Glen Park Hardware. I’ll check tomorrow AM for you.
Nov 16, 2018 3:14 AM
RT @sbuss: My beard prevents my mask from obtaining a good seal against my face. Talk about toxic masculinity heyoooo
Nov 16, 2018 3:12 AM
RT @hknightsf: San Francisco air is so bad, all public schools are closed tomorrow.
Nov 16, 2018 2:53 AM
@Twitter 140 or less.
Nov 16, 2018 2:15 AM
RT @carlquintanilla: A burned neighborhood in #ParadiseFire: (via @NBCNews) https://t.co/UmYyxN2wOW
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Nov 15, 2018 11:25 PM
Time to pick the kids up from school. https://t.co/Nbgy41rOb8
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Nov 15, 2018 11:03 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: ATTN: Tomorrow #SFMuni service will be operating on a non-school weekday schedule and bus shuttles will again provide cable…
Nov 15, 2018 8:47 PM
"Camp and Woolsey, hot air and dry trees, The combination made my eyes bleed" https://t.co/sLmbQZKYFZ
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Nov 15, 2018 5:51 PM
@MollyJongFast https://t.co/uxQtM5nOLd
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Nov 15, 2018 5:49 PM
@jack @McDonalds No, seriously. It’s the greatest sandwich ever.
Nov 15, 2018 5:48 PM
@jack If you don’t have a McAloo Tiki at a @McDonalds have you truly experienced India?
Nov 15, 2018 2:35 PM
@jayholler J. https://t.co/vuqm3otpzC
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Nov 15, 2018 7:48 AM
RT @SFBART: Pssst... #3......24 hour service😏 https://t.co/6PtRQk085z
Nov 15, 2018 7:37 AM
RT @crookedmedia: https://t.co/Vsk600RHin
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Nov 15, 2018 7:33 AM
@hunterwalk @paulg @johnolilly https://t.co/u4m0tPp8ur
Nov 15, 2018 7:15 AM
@gregkuziacarmel @jmascis Slim’s!
Nov 15, 2018 7:10 AM
J. https://t.co/klk9f0y7eA
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Nov 15, 2018 5:14 AM
Anticipation. https://t.co/O3nWkdvS5X
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Nov 15, 2018 1:37 AM
RT @lorimcneeartist: Insane footage of the California fires. 🎥 via @abc7la https://t.co/8M0DxB3xM2
Nov 14, 2018 6:53 PM
@TonyPrintezis @kamggg @ksrenev TBH it's a pretty common reaction to my tweets.
Nov 14, 2018 6:45 PM
@ksrenev @TonyPrintezis @kamggg May the Perforce be with you.
Nov 14, 2018 1:29 PM
RT @maggieNYT: “Analysts, historians and veterans of previous administrations said there were few comparable instances of a commander in ch…
Nov 14, 2018 12:40 PM
RT @dgomezg: James Gosling announces at #devoxxbe Coretto, the new OpenJDK distribution by @AWSOpen with LTS for Java 8 until 2023, and LTS…
Nov 14, 2018 5:28 AM
@Todd_Segal @davidjrusek @ddb @secretasianman @UMichFootball @BadgerFootball @Cal https://t.co/MY1CcdriAy
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Nov 14, 2018 5:09 AM
@Todd_Segal @ddb @secretasianman @davidjrusek @UMichFootball @BadgerFootball @Cal Pretty cool hashtag you guys got there.
Nov 14, 2018 5:00 AM
@Todd_Segal @davidjrusek @secretasianman @UMichFootball @BadgerFootball Stay out of this Todd. This is between me and Rusek. #OnWisconsin
Nov 14, 2018 4:46 AM
@davidjrusek @secretasianman @Todd_Segal @UMichFootball @BadgerFootball Sigh.
Nov 14, 2018 4:40 AM
@secretasianman @davidjrusek @Todd_Segal @UMichFootball @BadgerFootball Welcome to "conversational Twitter".
Nov 14, 2018 4:38 AM
@davidjrusek @Todd_Segal You also love @UMichFootball.
Nov 14, 2018 4:35 AM
@Todd_Segal Wait until you try to leave.
Nov 14, 2018 4:34 AM
@ning_sf @codeprss @jamescampbell @marcoarment https://t.co/YbabCNsSgF
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Nov 14, 2018 2:58 AM
@Twitter is a subtweet if it is interpreted to be a subtweet by the reader, regardless of authorial intent.
Nov 14, 2018 2:51 AM
@rcruz961 @annamaria1word @dabeard @voxdotcom Are...are they only letting you use the internet once a year or something?
Nov 13, 2018 9:37 PM
RT @KarthikKatooru: Google, "what is Diwali" Di·wa·li /dēˈwälē/ noun a Hindu festival of lights, held in the period... https://t.co/fnvNH4…
Nov 13, 2018 8:53 PM
RT @HeerJeet: What the everloving fuck. https://t.co/8kZ5r34qOF
Nov 13, 2018 7:41 PM
RT @linkerd: Kubernerds, assemble! Join @siggy at @Saucelabs SF tomorrow to hear about Linkerd 2.x, @PrometheusIO, #observability, and more…
Nov 13, 2018 7:28 PM
RT @ScaleByTheBay: Learn how to use #Graal with JDK 10, how to compile an upstream Graal version and what to look out for when using it for…
Nov 13, 2018 1:42 PM
Also, 100% humidity makes his bone spurs ache something awful. #MAGA https://t.co/25Zx8V9IRX
Nov 13, 2018 4:39 AM
@jco "Dinosaur Train" is solid middle ground. As is "Daniel the Tiger" (a.k.a. "Mr. Rogers’s Neighborhood: The Quickening").
Nov 13, 2018 4:36 AM
@jco For the older end of the range, Elena of Avalor is pretty great.
Nov 13, 2018 4:34 AM
@jco Peppa Pig for the younger set.
Nov 13, 2018 1:04 AM
Thanks to Don DeLillo we can now appreciate airborne toxic events for the beautiful sunsets they create. https://t.co/GCUHW9vyjw
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Nov 12, 2018 11:25 PM
RT @Scott_Wiener: Trump says California wildfires result from the state’s “gross mismanagement of the forests.” Fact check: 1. The federa…
Nov 12, 2018 10:11 PM
@PhilzCoffee @TonyPrintezis @jayholler I see you are accusing me of framing the debate as "ether-or". You are not wrong.
Nov 12, 2018 9:36 PM
RT @taylorleese: I’m looking for an engineering manager for the Core Systems Libraries team. This is the team building @finatra and @finagl…
Nov 12, 2018 7:56 PM
@msilver @jayholler @PhilzCoffee It's bad. We can all agree on this. Even Philz knows its garbage. They just can't say it.
Nov 12, 2018 7:36 PM
RT @JackieLeonard01: https://t.co/PVUlkShdSs
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Nov 12, 2018 3:51 PM
RT @mattmfm: Florida state law accepts ballots from military voters through November 16. Trump doesn’t want their votes counted. https://…
Nov 12, 2018 3:51 PM
RT @mattmfm: Donald Trump kicking off Veterans Day by proclaiming that military ballots shouldn’t be counted towards final election results.
Nov 12, 2018 6:00 AM
@SenTomCotton That’s...that’s a pretty dumb thing to say, Senator.
Nov 12, 2018 3:55 AM
RT @SarahSpain: Delete your account. https://t.co/O7t3eDMh9k
Nov 12, 2018 3:43 AM
@donttrythis @testedcom Genuinely curious: why REAMDE?
Nov 12, 2018 3:32 AM
@esten Isn’t ska "horncore" (a fabulous appellation on its own right)? Not sure I see it as "post-horncore".
Nov 12, 2018 2:26 AM
RT @richrmurphy: sure, it sucks living in the most expensive real estate market in human history right next door to the architects of techn…
Nov 12, 2018 2:24 AM
@substitute "With the flip of a switch you can retreat from extremism and enjoy the comfort of a centrist position without leaving your roo…
Nov 12, 2018 2:11 AM
RT @alaskancourtney: Wait for it... https://t.co/va1uC5PagA
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Nov 12, 2018 1:50 AM
RT @john_overholt: Turns out jigsaw puzzle makers just use the same die to cut apart different puzzles, so you can mix and match. https://t…
Nov 12, 2018 1:47 AM
RT @rsarver: #CampFire victims, we have a home in Sonoma we are making available to families in need of a temporary home. Please reach out…
Nov 11, 2018 9:22 PM
@lenazun Etsy 2020
Nov 11, 2018 9:05 PM
RT @seldo: Cloudflare is burying the lede here a bit: they have built a cloud platform that costs a third of what AWS costs and can run any…
Nov 11, 2018 8:08 PM
I’d rather be good than Palmer Luckey. https://t.co/wDbUP9l4zp
Nov 11, 2018 5:24 PM
RT @business: Facebook board member Peter Thiel pledges to support Trump's 2020 re-election campaign https://t.co/OmV6gwD9nt
Nov 11, 2018 4:44 AM
@awelfle @burritojustice Diwali. Legit holiday. Fireworks are a big part of it. Done safely by professionals. Nothing to be alarmed at.
Nov 11, 2018 12:41 AM
Wow Such smoke So sad A haze https://t.co/IWHnqNs5a1
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Nov 10, 2018 9:41 PM
@TonyPrintezis @jayholler @PhilzCoffee Subjective preferences aside, New Manhattan is better. But you and Jay are entitled to an opinion, e…
Nov 10, 2018 9:32 PM
RT @jasongay: Is Colin Kaepernick’s collusion case just a DVD of the Bills season? https://t.co/suhhjm6wXh
Nov 10, 2018 9:28 PM
@networkjanitor https://t.co/7vFbpBD2rX
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Nov 10, 2018 7:47 PM
RT @emilybell: Every journalist needs to share this. @mariaressa has been a beacon of energetic reporting in Duterte’s dark world https://t…
Nov 10, 2018 7:35 PM
RT @davelevinthal: NEWS: @realDonaldTrump to award Miriam Adelson the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honor.…
Nov 10, 2018 7:14 PM
@realDonaldTrump Knock it off buddy.
Nov 10, 2018 7:06 PM
@i_iove_nature @ClaraJeffery Here’s some more detail: https://t.co/fV1K1l4VBE
Nov 10, 2018 6:38 PM
RT @Mullane45: Jackson Pollock is your favourite artist? Weird flecks, but okay.
Nov 10, 2018 6:36 PM
@i_iove_nature @ClaraJeffery Fake. Or rather, Photoshopped. The photographer posted this as a PS experiment, and was surprised when it went…
Nov 10, 2018 6:07 PM
@mjduigou Full remote will be commonplace in the near future. It's insane that Amazon is building HQs to be near talent. Seems...inefficien…
Nov 10, 2018 5:47 PM
@StoicLeys 👋 @fvrojas
Nov 10, 2018 5:19 PM
RT @sffdpio: Info on Golden Gate Park Fires over the past 24 hours- being investigated as Suspicious- Please call or e-mail us if you have…
Nov 10, 2018 5:18 PM
RT @AndrewGillum: What’s embarrassing to democracy is not counting every vote — and you, of course. Count every vote. https://t.co/ZfrBBc…
Nov 10, 2018 3:24 PM
RT @kvox: Today's first new low. https://t.co/g2XDXdqAvO
Nov 10, 2018 3:03 PM
RT @davidfrum: Some perspective on President Trump canceling his projected visit to the (spectacular, not-to-be-missed) Aisne-Marne memoria…
Nov 10, 2018 5:08 AM
RT @LaurenPorFavor: Update: Both fires are now fully contained, via #SanFrancisco Fire. The cause of the fires, which blazed near the polo…
Nov 10, 2018 5:08 AM
RT @igb: Theory: aversion to meetings is misplaced as they are a form of Schumpeterian or Marxian waste indirectly driving productivity & i…
Nov 10, 2018 4:56 AM
@arrdem https://t.co/gvNxMe8rMp
Nov 10, 2018 4:53 AM
RT @deray: This video of a family driving thru the California #CampFire is intense! https://t.co/SBjfoaCjhu
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Nov 10, 2018 4:48 AM
RT @mattblaze: "Keep counting votes until your side is winning, then stop counting before that changes" is not, as I understand it, conside…
Nov 10, 2018 4:46 AM
@adambain @hoff @iamMICK I’m buggin’ out over that.
Nov 10, 2018 4:44 AM
RT @adambain: Best way to end your day. This is so good (h/t @hoff and @iamMICK for bringing to my attention!) https://t.co/rYueHvACDo
Nov 10, 2018 4:42 AM
RT @AnikaNoniRose: Dear news outlets, you want to do something radical and powerful? Next white house press event with the president, only…
Nov 10, 2018 4:13 AM
RT @fart: hes gonna lose by a small margin in 2020 and not give up the office and thats when the shit will actually hit the fan. until then…
Nov 10, 2018 4:04 AM
RT @GreenAppleBooks: stay healthy, folks. maybe read a book? we have some if you need one. https://t.co/n7bITazxSG
Nov 10, 2018 4:04 AM
RT @brittny_mejia: Ended up trapped for hours at Zuma Beach and had no cell service. Finally getting reception. All of this is surreal. Lot…
Nov 10, 2018 3:09 AM
RT @IanRountree: Turns out FaceID doesn’t work in the future. #CalFires #ClimateChange https://t.co/bvbPSl393l
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Nov 10, 2018 3:08 AM
RT @RawatMadhubala: Diwali celebration @DocuSign ! @DanDSpringer if you were not judging you would have won best outfit contest! https://…
Nov 10, 2018 1:39 AM
@djpardis Make a joke or bad pun every five minutes. Once you hit a pocket of dead air, end the meeting immediately.
Nov 10, 2018 12:35 AM
Frame job. https://t.co/7JQ6cQxdlJ
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Nov 9, 2018 11:44 PM
Hey @Benioff, why are we not building housing here? Seems like height and zoning isn’t an issue. https://t.co/b1QcoVkrUu
Nov 9, 2018 7:08 PM
RT @benbishin: The GOP is gearing up to intimidate elections officials. This is 2000 redux. https://t.co/o2GMEf2UVH
Nov 9, 2018 6:10 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: We are getting closer to nail down the dates and venue... stay tuned! It’s happening!
Nov 9, 2018 5:57 PM
Our President is sick and angry and a danger to us all. https://t.co/TQ0ziErwMs
Nov 9, 2018 5:40 PM
RT @sfgov: #SF air quality is Red (Unhealthy). People w/ heart/lung disease, older adults, children & teens: Avoid strenuous outdoor activi…
Nov 9, 2018 5:39 PM
@dschonbe @TwitterSF Hah. That is some cognitive dissonance there.
Nov 9, 2018 5:23 PM
RT @DanRather: I've noticed some confusion about how elections work. People vote on (and now often before) Election Day. And those votes ar…
Nov 9, 2018 5:21 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS Trying to keep it at 140 or less, so in case I wasn’t clear, I mean that @realDonaldTrump, @Scavino45, & @PressSec are r…
Nov 9, 2018 5:09 PM
@sippey It’s like a brief respite from the horrors of my timeline. A quick mental floss.
Nov 9, 2018 5:08 PM
@sippey Extremely same.
Nov 9, 2018 5:07 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS What a bunch of racist dicks. Unfortunate that this is where we are public discourse-wise, but facts are facts, and you …
Nov 9, 2018 4:30 PM
RT @msuster: Current view from our office. All of Malibu being evacuated. Be safe https://t.co/cgVE092s9v
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Nov 9, 2018 2:07 PM
Feels like I woke up in Delhi this morning. So much smoke in the San Francisco air.
Nov 9, 2018 2:04 PM
RT @jasongay: Revenge is a dish best served cold. https://t.co/LR4ItfcX57
Nov 9, 2018 2:03 PM
@jasongay 😭
Nov 9, 2018 12:00 PM
RT @steven94117: At 3am the smoke is so strong it burns my eyes in San Francisco ... the smoke woke me up. https://t.co/hMKx2oQPKc
Nov 9, 2018 6:52 AM
RT @Lin_Manuel: Gmorning! The gentlest of reminders: Every word you put on this site or any social media site is OPTIONAL. Be here when you…
Nov 9, 2018 6:15 AM
RT @TomMunns1: I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️ https://t.co/iLvhDoiFyb
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Nov 9, 2018 5:47 AM
RT @PMBreakingNews: Breaking: Cal fire captain says that thousands of structures have been destroyed and multiple people are dead from #Cam…
Nov 9, 2018 5:25 AM
RT @danpfeiffer: The White House Press Secretary releasing to the public a doctored video from a group that claims the Newtown massacre was…
Nov 9, 2018 5:09 AM
RT @tenderlove: I guess the Sessions expired
Nov 9, 2018 5:01 AM
@taylorleese 😬
Nov 9, 2018 4:56 AM
RT @AnthonyFarnell: Smoke from the Paradise #campfire now filling the sky in San Francisco, over 250km away. https://t.co/aBdzdvf6tJ
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Nov 9, 2018 4:54 AM
RT @melissakchan: As someone who has had my press credentials denied by authoritarian China, I never thought I'd see this crap happen in th…
Nov 9, 2018 4:52 AM
RT @mogwai_poet: Someone compiled a list of instances of AI doing what creators specify, not what they mean: https://t.co/OqoYN8MvMN https:…
Nov 9, 2018 4:42 AM
@Todd_Segal This is what I whisper to myself, over and over, during the "silent read" portion of the weekly Platform Cadence meeting.
Nov 9, 2018 4:29 AM
@DrJorts Bookmarking this tweet for my next LA trip.
Nov 9, 2018 4:24 AM
RT @goldengateblond: Beautiful night for a protest 👊🇺🇸 #ProtectMueller #NoOneIsAboveTheLaw https://t.co/zkRR3JyhQF
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Nov 9, 2018 4:24 AM
RT @artistjennyli: Lining Main Street in Kalispell Montana #ProtectMueller https://t.co/qlfG8QkJUd
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Nov 9, 2018 4:19 AM
RT @JFNYC1: In Times Square now protesting to protect Muller. https://t.co/su9fkNSnXH
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Nov 9, 2018 3:36 AM
RT @rezmont: Please give this woman what she wants. That's what the majority of the country wants. If you doubt it, put to a referendum. ht…
Nov 9, 2018 3:33 AM
Some humans ain’t human. https://t.co/hqz3GW1f6J
Nov 9, 2018 1:39 AM
@ashlie @gasca @SFBART Sweatshirt of a BART escapee.
Nov 9, 2018 1:35 AM
@gasca @SFBART https://t.co/3jjMs0KyZK
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Nov 9, 2018 12:56 AM
@PressSec @Scavino45 So the video seems to have been edited. Any comment from the @WhiteHouse on how that happened @DanScavino?
Nov 8, 2018 10:16 PM
RT @tinselman: Few of us really love a harsh critique of our work. Only a dictator tries to silence them. https://t.co/9LGwOCqMXZ
Nov 8, 2018 10:13 PM
RT @garybernhardt: This is your periodic reminder that we don't have trustworthy experimental evidence of the efficacy of even a single pro…
Nov 8, 2018 10:12 PM
RT @jbendery: One thing about the midterm election results: if a Supreme Court seat opens up in the next 2 years, the GOP's increased Senat…
Nov 8, 2018 10:12 PM
RT @Kasparov63: Note this isn't just about Trump; he is a an opportunistic virus attacking a weakened system. Institutions must be strength…
Nov 8, 2018 10:12 PM
RT @Kasparov63: Trump's professional & personal life was based on "so sue me" to bully his partners and rivals. It's no surprise he has tak…
Nov 8, 2018 10:10 PM
RT @MosconeCenter: Go ahead and plug into Moscone West’s electricity supply generated with hydropower. We are 100 percent greenhouse gas-fr…
Nov 8, 2018 8:12 PM
RT @keychung: I think my issue is ultimately— don’t trespass or assault him. Everything else is fair game. https://t.co/SlsbMZgva6
Nov 8, 2018 8:09 PM
RT @garybernhardt: For the nth time in my life, I find myself considering deleting all browser-driving tests because they seem unmaintainab…
Nov 8, 2018 7:30 PM
RT @hoverbird: The only other possible explanation for this spectral reality diff: we’ve captured The Timeline forking on video for the fir…
Nov 8, 2018 7:30 PM
JIRA > Custom Salesforce Apps
Nov 8, 2018 3:15 PM
RT @mdornic: Absolutely shameful, @PressSec. You released a doctored video - actual fake news. History will not be kind to you. https://t.c…
Nov 8, 2018 2:41 PM
@lessachu @_dml An It’s-It maybe?
Nov 8, 2018 2:27 PM
RT @mkraju: RBG fell at the court and fractured three ribs and has been admitted to GW hospital, court spox says
Nov 8, 2018 10:29 AM
RT @miguelrios: One taught me love One taught me patience One taught me pain https://t.co/Gjs7IRiNAH
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Nov 8, 2018 5:35 AM
RT @RVAwonk: Sarah Sanders posted an edited video from Infowars' Paul Joseph Watson to support her false allegation that @Acosta "placed hi…
Nov 8, 2018 5:35 AM
@sriramk https://t.co/3kLSk18X7j
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Nov 8, 2018 4:19 AM
RT @SethAbramson: Given that 97% of what the White House feeds the media is bullshit anyway, someone tell me exactly what the problem would…
Nov 8, 2018 4:18 AM
RT @Acosta: I’ve just been denied entrance to the WH. Secret Service just informed me I cannot enter the WH grounds for my 8pm hit
Nov 8, 2018 4:06 AM
@PressSec @Scavino45 You assholes are a national disgrace. History will judge you harshly.
Nov 8, 2018 3:31 AM
RT @Acosta: This is a lie. https://t.co/FastFfWych
Nov 8, 2018 2:42 AM
Happy #दिवाली! https://t.co/U0EG9heXwT
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Nov 8, 2018 2:35 AM
From Mos Eisley to Madison, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the Republican Party. https://t.co/yXHCAhDmpd
Nov 7, 2018 9:29 PM
RT @JuddLegum: Hours after the polls closed: 1. Trump fired Jeff Sessions 2. Removed Rosenstein from overseeing the Russia investigation…
Nov 7, 2018 9:28 PM
RT @PreetBharara: It’s danger time
Nov 7, 2018 9:00 PM
RT @sethmoulton: Creating a constitutional crisis to change an Election Day narrative is a new low, even for Trump. https://t.co/PHeQZimJE2
Nov 7, 2018 9:00 PM
RT @RepAdamSchiff: President Trump just removed Jeff Sessions. He wants an Attorney General to serve his interest, not the public. Mueller…
Nov 7, 2018 9:00 PM
RT @maggieNYT: Trump allies are deeply perplexed by his move against Sessions, given that it all but guarantees an investigation by House j…
Nov 7, 2018 8:59 PM
RT @nelson: Reminder: if Mueller is fired, we march. If he's fired before 2pm local time the local march is same day, 5pm. Otherwise noon n…
Nov 7, 2018 8:59 PM
RT @CBSEveningNews: MORE: Rod Rosenstein is no longer overseeing the Mueller probe, @PaulaReidCBS reports; new acting AG Matthew Whitaker t…
Nov 7, 2018 5:43 PM
JFC https://t.co/UmyHFrX4WD
Nov 7, 2018 5:36 PM
RT @TwitterIndia: You voted, and the winner is in! Tweet in all the languages below to see the deep or diya emoji appear! Have a wonderfu…
Nov 7, 2018 4:03 PM
RT @firepile: It's so weird to vote against Scott Walker and actually have it matter for a change.
Nov 7, 2018 3:52 PM
@jayholler Half a decade! https://t.co/vQWZmeoJBS
Nov 7, 2018 3:34 PM
RT @AP: Deceased Nevada brothel owner Dennis Hof wins state assembly race, weeks after he was found dead at his Love Ranch brothel by porn…
Nov 7, 2018 2:09 PM
RT @hoverbird: Just saw a tweet reminding me to vote tomorrow. Voter suppression? Nope, just the helpful non-chronological timeline servin…
Nov 7, 2018 2:03 PM
Thank you, Mr. President. I am also looking forward to a new era of bi-partisanship and cooperation following the midterm elections. https:…
Nov 7, 2018 10:04 AM
RT @catvalente: Governor LePage just announced that he's moving to Florida after the election, showing just how much he's ever cared about…
Nov 7, 2018 9:33 AM
RT @tenderlove: I wish CI systems would put the failures at the top of the report. I wonder how much dev time is lost to scrolling through…
Nov 7, 2018 9:27 AM
#OnWisconsin https://t.co/gqbNKZe3RR
Nov 7, 2018 9:26 AM
@markie_alexis15 Uh, why?
Nov 7, 2018 9:17 AM
RT @mat: Apropos of nothing: https://t.co/4UawhqFnqk
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Nov 7, 2018 9:17 AM
RT @jeffseibert: Let’s be clear, there is no “mixed message” about the House going blue, and the Senate going further red. One outcome is…
Nov 7, 2018 8:56 AM
RT @Pinboard: We live in a country where Steve King can get re-elected, and that's a hard truth to face.
Nov 7, 2018 4:23 AM
RT @superchunk: Fuck @RonDeSantisFL fuck @BrianKempGA and fuck the racist @GOP.
Nov 7, 2018 4:15 AM
@realDonaldTrump 🤔
Nov 7, 2018 4:15 AM
RT @MattOswaltVA: did it drop another house on your sister? https://t.co/p2MZY8TpTI
Nov 7, 2018 4:05 AM
RT @ThomasKunjappu: While the Senate did go to Republicans, if it’s kept to 52-48 there, 230+ Dems in the House, and over 50% governorships…
Nov 7, 2018 3:40 AM
RT @theloniouszen: Just so you all know, @MLBRandomStats has won the midterms today.
Nov 7, 2018 3:35 AM
RT @AndrewGillum: Stay in line. Vote. Win. #BringItHome.
Nov 7, 2018 3:27 AM
Those pics of @twitter and @Facebook election-night war rooms are cool and all, but would love to see the @Pinboard war room.
Nov 7, 2018 3:24 AM
RT @aedwardslevy: whoa, major Dem pickup https://t.co/h9bVgEiSni
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Nov 7, 2018 3:23 AM
@TonyPrintezis @ktosopl @JordanUhl I guess it depends on the type system of the language.
Nov 7, 2018 3:21 AM
RT @seldo: HOW IS IT THIS HARD TO CONVINCE PEOPLE TO STOP VOTING FOR FASCISTS
Nov 7, 2018 3:19 AM
@ktosopl @TonyPrintezis @JordanUhl Proof that "Tony Printezis" is actually Mr. Incredible. https://t.co/jIHc5KNvrm
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Nov 7, 2018 3:17 AM
RT @Public_Citizen: BREAKING: Florida just passed Amendment 4, restoring voting rights to 1.4 million people with a past felony conviction.…
Nov 7, 2018 2:22 AM
@TonyPrintezis @JordanUhl A @CostcoWine Zinfandel.
Nov 7, 2018 2:21 AM
@davidjrusek Yes, but UW-Madison chancellor my freshman year.
Nov 7, 2018 2:18 AM
#OnWisconsin https://t.co/pAUFvG9FeI
Nov 7, 2018 2:17 AM
RT @deray: perfect. https://t.co/A163FvxD95
Nov 7, 2018 2:17 AM
RT @nelson: OK everyone no election spoilers some of us are taping the TV and will watch it this weekend.
Nov 7, 2018 2:17 AM
@TonyPrintezis @JordanUhl Wine.
Nov 7, 2018 2:16 AM
@thomasuster "Conciousness" is simply an epiphenomenon of the stack and is not a participating agent in the causal chain of stack behaviors…
Nov 7, 2018 2:11 AM
@ilunatech You are entitled to your opinion. Even though it’s wrong. :-)
Nov 7, 2018 1:23 AM
People who video chat in portrait mode, instead of landscape mode, are wrong.
Nov 7, 2018 12:42 AM
@firepile @heyjoshua #OnWisconsin
Nov 7, 2018 12:13 AM
@OverUnderClover @laurenduca Just gonna pick the kid up from daycare and then, yeah.
Nov 7, 2018 12:09 AM
RT @carolynryan: @nytimes election night food order, serving 321 people: 8 6-foot heros: 300 brownies; 15 cheese pizzas; 6 pepperoni pizz…
Nov 7, 2018 12:09 AM
RT @laurenduca: What time do we start drinking though
Nov 6, 2018 10:04 PM
RT @michaelwhudson: Helpful reminder in AP's NYC newsroom. https://t.co/33qA1INykO
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Nov 6, 2018 10:04 PM
RT @hknightsf: At my San Francisco polling place, poll workers processed voters quickly, recommended they vote provisionally if their names…
Nov 6, 2018 8:16 PM
@anniekarni Ron? Who is Ron?
Nov 6, 2018 7:21 PM
RT @Foone: Since I posted that thread about CP/M decisions from 1974 influencing Windows 10, a few people said "This is why I use Linux!"…
Nov 6, 2018 6:09 PM
Ignore the billionaires and listen to folks like @danm. #YESonC https://t.co/I55SnuFPxP
Nov 6, 2018 6:06 PM
RT @danm: I’m a native San Franciscan, a parent of two kids also lucky enough to grow up here, and a historian who wrote my dissertation on…
Nov 6, 2018 5:07 PM
Achievement unlocked: civic responsibility fulfilled. https://t.co/6hFluQU4Oh
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Nov 6, 2018 3:50 PM
@heyjoshua You always had the best interview questions.
Nov 6, 2018 3:10 PM
RT @Winnie: 🇺🇸 Important PSA 🇺🇸 It’s legal in all 50 states to bring your kids to the polls so don't forget to vote tomorrow! https://t.co/…
Nov 6, 2018 2:45 PM
@cra "What a nice Democracy you have. Would be a shame if somethin’ happened to it."
Nov 6, 2018 1:51 PM
RT @MikeDelMoro: An NBC reporter was mistakenly invited into a secret far-right chat group in which members have apparently been increasing…
Nov 6, 2018 1:36 PM
RT @openculture: DC’s Legendary Punk Label Dischord Records Makes Its Entire Music Catalog Free to Stream Online https://t.co/XLjPfQtszi ht…
Nov 6, 2018 1:30 PM
RT @steadycraig: Coffee. Vote. Coffee. https://t.co/lT3QjHZKyG
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Nov 6, 2018 4:37 AM
RT @sheeraf: Friends without kids: Man, I love Daylight Savings. Felt so good to get that extra hour. Me, with kid: My eyes are still burni…
Nov 6, 2018 3:38 AM
We should do this one day during #HackWeek2018. https://t.co/oz2y5sbd06
Nov 6, 2018 3:23 AM
RT @axlrose: Most of us in America have never experienced anything this obscene at this level in r lifetimes n’ if we as a country don’t wa…
Nov 6, 2018 3:19 AM
RT @shatil: You either die a hero or live long enough to ship code to production without tests
Nov 6, 2018 3:12 AM
RT @graalvm: GraalVM 1.0-rc9 🚀 is available! Here are the most notable changes: https://t.co/mJEdx2D2h4 Give it a try: https://t.co/ueQ1ZU…
Nov 6, 2018 1:54 AM
RT @ysr1729: If you do not have any of these handy, you will be allowed to cast a provisional ballot. Your ability to cast your vote will…
Nov 6, 2018 1:54 AM
RT @ysr1729: The polling officer will show you a roster that shows the ID requirement against your name on the voter list, and a list of ac…
Nov 6, 2018 1:54 AM
RT @ysr1729: If you did not provide one of the required ID's when you registered, then you may be required to present an ID. (In no other…
Nov 6, 2018 1:54 AM
RT @ysr1729: A few election related PSA's for voters in CA: (1) if you are voting by mail, you can deliver your ballot in sealed and signe…
Nov 5, 2018 6:44 PM
@mon_beck Thank you! It's a pretty great shirt. Sadly, at least for my team, I am still working at Twitter.
Nov 5, 2018 6:43 PM
@davidjrusek Oh, its just a new shirt. I'm still at Twitter. I'm definitely not scamming another paycheck while on parental leave at Twitt…
Nov 5, 2018 5:09 PM
RT @Pinboard: Facebook has a thing now, in the interests of transparency, where you can see all the political ads being run and search by c…
Nov 5, 2018 5:08 PM
@seb_m Thank you! I am nervous and excited!
Nov 5, 2018 4:03 PM
Excited to wear a new t-shirt to work this morning! https://t.co/boUGLWuCRJ
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Nov 5, 2018 4:00 AM
@cmeik We've never met IRL, but sending thoughts & cares. Hang in there and keep up the great research.
Nov 4, 2018 7:50 PM
@ning_sf Soccer!
Nov 4, 2018 6:22 PM
Hey @github, would be great to see this feature at some point. https://t.co/BmmdTiCScB
Nov 4, 2018 4:14 PM
RT @tef_ebooks: ESTRAGON: Well, shall we set the clocks back? VLADIMIR: Yes, let's go [they do not change the microwave clock]
Nov 4, 2018 4:10 PM
My take on the bear video is that the parent bear chose this route on purpose to tire the cub out & increase chances of an afternoon nap. h…
Nov 4, 2018 3:58 PM
RT @Rainmaker1973: How to make mechanical 7 segment display from cardboard [full video: https://t.co/ZxW8U3MicA] https://t.co/ZWHQEnqWZz
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Nov 4, 2018 3:56 PM
@gpapilion This is the first tech take that DST isn’t actually bad.
Nov 4, 2018 3:17 PM
RT @cgseife: @JacobAWohl Happy to explain. I'm a journalism prof interested in, among other things, misinformation. On July 11, I was runni…
Nov 4, 2018 3:11 PM
@shatil @javawithjiva It’s the best time to myselfing.
Nov 4, 2018 1:56 PM
RT @FINALLEVEL: If you’re not having Fun on Twitter.. You’re missing the point. https://t.co/2Vq2CFdZRk
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Nov 4, 2018 1:23 PM
The nice thing about the end of DST is that you get to get to watch children’s television shows at 5AM instead of 6AM.
Nov 4, 2018 11:45 AM
RT @SFGate: From Instagram: Above the Bay (Bridge) by @david.are1 #baybridge #bayarea #citybythebay #lovesf #onlyinsf #sanfrancisco #sf #s…
Nov 4, 2018 11:28 AM
RT @anildash: @Benioff There’s an… interesting contrast to the way tech leaders talk about spending money on startups (“90% of them fail, b…
Nov 4, 2018 3:52 AM
RT @__apf__: Literally no one knows how daylight savings works https://t.co/cK1faYPLqi
Nov 4, 2018 3:42 AM
RT @TheFrankIsola: The Golden State Warriors are the only team that can beat Alabama.
Nov 3, 2018 11:15 PM
@shanemhansen But maybe I'll add more complex interpolation options in future releases once I figure them out. PRs are welcome too! :-)
Nov 3, 2018 11:14 PM
@shanemhansen Accuracy is less of a concern here, as a rough approximation is fine for what we are trying to do.
Nov 3, 2018 11:13 PM
@shanemhansen Spline interpolation, polynomial interpolation are beyond what I was comfortable with.
Nov 3, 2018 11:12 PM
@shanemhansen My math sucks, but not, AFAIK, piecewise. Just normal linear interpolation: a._2 + ((b._2 - a._2) * ((x - a._1) / (b._1 -…
Nov 3, 2018 10:57 PM
I'll maybe/eventually post it to the AppStore, but in the meantime the code [⚠️ written by a manager⚠️ ] is here: https://t.co/CpvzyppEd5
Nov 3, 2018 10:57 PM
Anyway, this will help us mock, test, & demo complex multi-parameter scenarios. Maybe someone else out there has a similar problem. *shrug*
Nov 3, 2018 10:57 PM
You can scratch the weirdest itches just by writing a little bit of software.
Nov 3, 2018 10:57 PM
Anyway, this is unlikely a widespread problem, but hey, that's the fun thing about programming:
Nov 3, 2018 10:57 PM
You can then generate code in a few languages that contains the array of points and a fun of X that returns Y via linear interpolation.
Nov 3, 2018 10:57 PM
The app simply captures points along the drawn bezier path segments and then translates those points to the grid's scale and X & Y axes.
Nov 3, 2018 10:57 PM
Needed an easy way to create tests for a perf tuning project at work so I hacked up an app to generate functions from hand-drawn graphs. ht…
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Nov 3, 2018 6:16 PM
RT @krassenstein: Here's what the "caravan" really looks like. These are the people fleeing violence that Trump wants to write off as crim…
Nov 3, 2018 6:09 PM
RT @nocontexttgp: https://t.co/cI7Mt6J1Sf
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Nov 3, 2018 5:13 PM
@origiful Old-school rivet applicator for denim fabric?
Nov 3, 2018 4:54 PM
RT @sophiebits: life hack: console log function that auto-indents based on the depth of your call stack https://t.co/6pYyOIKdb9
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Nov 3, 2018 4:45 PM
Tweets. Love. Linux. https://t.co/NnLJjgX4el https://t.co/w1Jcd8CcVb
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Nov 3, 2018 3:17 PM
@AdlerPlanet @shedd_aquarium @FieldMuseum https://t.co/OOc8Ozzz0K
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Nov 3, 2018 1:55 PM
RT @AJemaineClement: Littlefingers. https://t.co/1akH48SHsh
Nov 3, 2018 11:56 AM
@jco Counterpoint: YOLOdeo
Nov 3, 2018 8:24 AM
@RobGMacfarlane FYI: in English the collective noun for waxwings is "a museum".
Nov 3, 2018 8:19 AM
RT @alainadev: Want to solve a hard problem? Try creating a new office seating chart.
Nov 3, 2018 8:17 AM
RT @ysr1729: @igb From Calfire. Not sure of wind directions for smoke in yr area though. https://t.co/8hrdDY7XMt
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Nov 3, 2018 4:09 AM
@firepile Somewhere in the multiverse this is true.
Nov 3, 2018 4:08 AM
@firepile Ugh. Yeah. Sigh.
Nov 3, 2018 4:01 AM
Anyone else smell smoke in Glen Park or San Francisco?
Nov 3, 2018 3:57 AM
@firepile ...better that the "Wizards" are trending instead of the "Bullets"? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 3, 2018 3:57 AM
@firepile The "Wizards" used to be called the "Bullets", but the high homicide rate in the early 90s D.C. made that an uncomfortable name. …
Nov 3, 2018 3:48 AM
RT @TheOnion: Wealthy Americans Assure Populace That Heavily Armed Floating City Being Built Above Nation Has Nothing To Do With Anything h…
Nov 3, 2018 3:29 AM
@googledocs @Twitter Also...why would this be Docs *file* specific? Can you see my docs file content? Why is the *file* the point of escala…
Nov 3, 2018 3:27 AM
@trichris Hey @googledocs! ☝️ This too!
Nov 3, 2018 3:17 AM
@kpk IKR?!
Nov 3, 2018 3:14 AM
Pretty sure the most basic #CRM systems out there support this kind of thing. /cc: @salesforce & @Zendesk
Nov 3, 2018 3:12 AM
I mean, how weak is your social media game if you can't take a feature request directly from @Twitter and turn it into a user story? https:…
Nov 3, 2018 3:08 AM
RT @Rainmaker1973: This image shows what happens when a small space debris object hits a spacecraft https://t.co/djj5TPxsSO https://t.co/1u…
Nov 3, 2018 3:00 AM
@googledocs Hey, I’ve requested this feature via @Twitter. My work here is done. The rest is up to your product manager.
Nov 2, 2018 10:36 PM
@jayholler This is both a blessing and a curse.
Nov 2, 2018 10:34 PM
RT @_Lindsay_Allen: My @Delta pilot, her copilot, and the crew are all women, so the captain just welcomed us to our "unmanned flight."…
Nov 2, 2018 10:32 PM
RT @maggieNYT: He had nothing else to do? https://t.co/TqFsJyry41
Nov 2, 2018 9:46 PM
RT @HBO: How do you say trademark misuse in Dothraki?
Nov 2, 2018 9:46 PM
RT @vijaya: Celebrating Diwali @twitter style! Just missing the fireworks! 🎆 #HappyDiwali https://t.co/OUjtLWILAr
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Nov 2, 2018 5:49 PM
Boring enterprise Google Docs request: integrated LDAP permissions so a manager can change sharing settings on a doc for OOO employees.
Nov 2, 2018 5:43 PM
@ssgtmas @mokomull Flexible enough to hold down two jobs at the same time? 🤔
Nov 2, 2018 5:16 PM
Google Docs needs a search feature that allows you to search a doc’s first N pages or within any updates in last N hours.
Nov 2, 2018 4:21 PM
Watched an amazing multitasker w/ coffee in 1 hand, phone in other, kick her (plastic bagged) @nytimes onto BART and in front of her seat.
Nov 2, 2018 4:13 PM
@agsopko @roach @jayholler @googlecalendar @SlackHQ @SlackHQ and @Twitter should sync their respective hackweeks. https://t.co/x7LvgsUrun
Nov 2, 2018 4:11 PM
@agsopko @roach @jayholler @googlecalendar @SlackHQ #HackWeek2018 🤔
Nov 2, 2018 4:11 PM
Companies should all schedule internal hackweeks for the same week of the year, quarter, whatever.
Nov 2, 2018 2:36 PM
💯👍🏼 https://t.co/SdgPzOI5jN
Nov 2, 2018 2:30 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Fascinating thread. https://t.co/GThuZjV5aF
Nov 2, 2018 2:17 PM
RT @gln: Good morning San Francisco! https://t.co/l77hy59THo
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Nov 2, 2018 1:39 PM
https://t.co/BDPyDlAHq9
Nov 2, 2018 1:23 PM
TIL (worth a read): https://t.co/Q00PmjCG4x https://t.co/9bkNRLa1Gu
Nov 2, 2018 1:02 PM
Glass–Steagall, but to prevent media companies from selling both news and opinion to the public.
Nov 2, 2018 12:18 PM
@jayholler @googlecalendar @SlackHQ Such a great idea. /cc: @agsopko
Nov 2, 2018 11:59 AM
RT @MaxFagin: November is here, and that means a massive shift is coming. And by "massive" I am of course referring to the redefinition of…
Nov 2, 2018 11:23 AM
RT @xor: epoch fail https://t.co/tJ2JBqne3J
Nov 2, 2018 11:17 AM
@sparhawk @jack No. :-(
Nov 2, 2018 3:06 AM
@gasca TBH, I think it’s a problem. https://t.co/z2lcjOHStr
Nov 2, 2018 1:11 AM
@PatriciaAnnBra3 @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown 🙏🏻 Thank you Aunt Patty!
Nov 2, 2018 1:06 AM
@heyjoshua @jack https://t.co/fS4VjLFwxm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 2, 2018 12:13 AM
@heyjoshua @jack That was 2013.
Nov 1, 2018 11:58 PM
@jack My 2017 hackweek project? 🤔
Nov 1, 2018 9:32 PM
Fun field trip with @AahnaBrown to the Asian Art Museum this morning. We followed it up with lunch at @Twitter. https://t.co/uQv7fLSJRs
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Nov 1, 2018 8:41 PM
@JeffFlake Don’t retweet it you fool. And do something other than just wringing your hands.
Nov 1, 2018 2:43 PM
If our racist President is tweeting something racist about immigration, there’s a pretty good chance the tweet was created by @Scavino45.
Nov 1, 2018 10:54 AM
RT @chazhutton: 2021 Twitter Update: The new tweet button now takes up the entire screen. You can ONLY tweet, and can’t see anyone else’s t…
Nov 1, 2018 4:36 AM
@DrJorts No no, I'm saying worse *is* better. Embrace the jank. Write shitty code for personal projects or to scratch an itch. My current s…
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Nov 1, 2018 3:52 AM
RT @BillMartinKTVU: https://t.co/Q6VOi55gz4
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Nov 1, 2018 3:40 AM
@franckcuny https://t.co/ThnDY8LiS1
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Nov 1, 2018 3:31 AM
@DrJorts No need to mention it. You are a manager. If our code was any good we wouldn’t be managers.
Nov 1, 2018 3:30 AM
RT @pandemona: A little piece of fun Twitter history! #halloween https://t.co/qNgVDiu2xP
Nov 1, 2018 3:12 AM
Man, I hope Piers Morgan doesn’t see this. #HappyHallloween https://t.co/z4kRQza7Wo
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