August 2018 (674 tweets)

• Aug 31, 2018 8:40 PMRT @igb: epigrams > conversations
• Aug 31, 2018 7:49 PMRT @maggieNYT: This literally never happens, that the OTR portions of these interviews leaks. Most people close to White House have raised…
• Aug 31, 2018 6:05 PMRT @broderick: Macron's face after trying Finnish coffee is my favorite kind of French despair https://t.co/ehjemVR91A 📷
• Aug 31, 2018 4:13 PM"In another remark he did not want published, Trump said..." 😭 https://t.co/QJrfwrEcUp
• Aug 31, 2018 1:51 PMTFW you pick up a crying baby to comfort her and kick over a 12oz mug spilling coffee onto the carpet while your partner is at the gym
• Aug 31, 2018 1:25 PM@jayholler @tweethck this is the book I was talking about at lunch yesterday. https://t.co/hfveu2BcO1
• Aug 31, 2018 5:49 AMI’m still pretty proud about this analogy. https://t.co/CCwBqfTpwi
• Aug 31, 2018 4:40 AMRT @triskweline: (Using email) You have one inbox. (Sign up for Slack) You have 30 inboxes. (Slack adds threads feature) Your inboxes…
• Aug 31, 2018 4:37 AM@ptraughber Yes, we should do this. Immediately after that we should build snake runs for skateboards one block over from the bikeways.
• Aug 31, 2018 4:35 AMRT @ptraughber: Build two of these in each direction across the length of San Francisco and we’d be light years ahead of where we are today…
• Aug 31, 2018 3:32 AMRT @TheOnion: Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Ou…
• Aug 31, 2018 2:52 AM@jvreeland26 @heyjoshua Put a J on any language and it probably exists.
• Aug 31, 2018 2:51 AM@jvreeland26 @heyjoshua It’s called Jerlang. It’s gonna be amazing.
• Aug 31, 2018 2:46 AM@jvreeland26 @heyjoshua https://t.co/uC5jrPo6tF 🎥
• Aug 31, 2018 2:23 AM@heyjoshua Servlets and JSPs with my own bespoke MVC framework mapped to a filter at "/*".
• Aug 30, 2018 10:42 PMRT @Michael1979: Think I made a new friend today https://t.co/a4wX2xW1Dv 📷
• Aug 30, 2018 5:13 PMTired: micro-dosing Wired: mono-dosing
• Aug 30, 2018 5:09 PM@egd @herval As a manager, I'm all about that panopticon^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H daily standup.
• Aug 30, 2018 4:22 PMIt seems...humid...this AM.
• Aug 30, 2018 2:54 PMRT @maggieNYT: These tweets are like confirmation at this point. https://t.co/mBOPdmEd9l
• Aug 30, 2018 2:07 PMRT @prchovanec: As Plato said, Twitter is only the shadow of things, passing before us. It isn’t what’s really real.
• Aug 30, 2018 1:44 PMDoes @Scavino45 tell him when they delete his tweet and tweet out a version that corrects his atrocious spelling? https://t.co/WOo9CId0ox
• Aug 30, 2018 1:22 PMepigrams > conversations
• Aug 30, 2018 1:00 PMRT @ddale8: With 9.6 false claims per day, last week was the fifth-most-dishonest of Trump's presidency, which keeps getting more dishonest…
• Aug 30, 2018 12:53 PMI mean maybe he's like "Is it 'council' or 'counsel'? Ah, fuck it, I'll just split the difference and write 'councel'!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Aug 30, 2018 12:53 PMWhy can't this guy spell "counsel" correctly? https://t.co/Wfe5cJmIEw
• Aug 30, 2018 5:22 AM@dhelder Seems on brand.
• Aug 30, 2018 5:07 AM@gasca That said, if you are a human and want to get my attention DMs are your best bet.
• Aug 30, 2018 5:06 AM@gasca Twitter scale rolls downhill. The lower you are in the stack the more (mostly automated) email you get.
• Aug 30, 2018 4:53 AM@gasca Get on my level. https://t.co/fDSX2GqmDw 📷
• Aug 30, 2018 4:49 AM@AmiFromIndia @rishmishra Depends on the demographic. :-)
• Aug 30, 2018 4:46 AMRT @SecurityGeorge: Good afternoon tweeps! 👥 You know there's a lot of you tweeps out there that could receive a shout out 🔊 for something…
• Aug 30, 2018 4:19 AMGood night. https://t.co/K0ccET3W9i 📷
• Aug 30, 2018 4:00 AMRT @Coudal: So long. https://t.co/wdTMvDhu5z
• Aug 30, 2018 3:50 AM@l4stewar @jayholler @zkiehl @DickHardt https://t.co/fVpmqMcMLi 🎥
• Aug 30, 2018 3:32 AMRT @Spencerjakab: Vive l’arbitrage https://t.co/pPCyqkAMZy 📷
• Aug 30, 2018 3:15 AM@jayholler @zkiehl The truly fucked are people like "Barbara Null" whose names transcend spam filters to achieve a more fundamental level o…
• Aug 30, 2018 3:04 AM@jayholler @zkiehl ML will probably make things worse in the short term. It’s like putting a 13 year-old in charge of detecting "bad words".
• Aug 30, 2018 3:02 AM@jayholler @zkiehl I used to work for a guy named @DickHardt.
• Aug 30, 2018 2:59 AMRT @JillWetzler: @catehstn Every time I'm tempted to say "remember when I warned you <avoidable shitshow> would happen and then it did beca…
• Aug 29, 2018 8:30 PMRT @headius: Java is having trouble fitting into serverless because Java (EE) *was* "serverless"; deploy functions that call into opaque se…
• Aug 29, 2018 8:04 PM@mjduigou @RadioFreeTom Red onion twist? That would be a Wethersfield not a Martini.
• Aug 29, 2018 6:58 PMThe future is already here. It just can't even.
• Aug 29, 2018 6:43 PM@secretasianman @egd "slive tweeting"?
• Aug 29, 2018 6:34 PM@secretasianman @egd FIN
• Aug 29, 2018 6:34 PM@secretasianman @egd "Solomon's *not* gonna be happy!"
• Aug 29, 2018 6:33 PM@secretasianman @egd "...something something Tungsten and GCP and we should have done this six months ago...what? I thought it was backward…
• Aug 29, 2018 6:29 PM@secretasianman @egd It's a vendor/contractor talking about a different customer so I'm pretty sure I can live-tweet it...
• Aug 29, 2018 6:27 PMhttps://t.co/Lg8MBH6xjj
• Aug 29, 2018 6:22 PMLoud, performative phone conversations in the hallways where the intended audience is not on the other side of the call.
• Aug 29, 2018 6:19 PM@krismerrill Wow.
• Aug 29, 2018 5:38 PM@BillyKorando Billy.
• Aug 29, 2018 5:37 PM...but you should understand if that hedging strategy imposes limits on the upsides of your other investments.
• Aug 29, 2018 5:37 PMThat’s not to say you shouldn’t make strategic bets to offset risk by diversifying your infrastructure...
• Aug 29, 2018 5:37 PMThe further down the stack you allow for divergence and heterogeneity, the smaller the ROI from innovation and R&D further up the stack.
• Aug 29, 2018 5:05 PMIt was good catching up with one of my fellow thought leaders this AM. https://t.co/iLaUnWGbw9 📷
• Aug 29, 2018 5:01 PMRT @networkjanitor: @igb @christhalinger @TonyPrintezis @john_coomes @umatweep @flaviowbrasil @synecadelic Plan to take over the world temp…
• Aug 29, 2018 4:42 PM@networkjanitor @christhalinger @TonyPrintezis @john_coomes @umatweep @flaviowbrasil @synecadelic Sigh. "Plan to stop the world for garbage…
• Aug 29, 2018 4:08 PM@kathleencodes I’m striving for something similar. https://t.co/gvNxMe8rMp
• Aug 29, 2018 1:14 PMRT @hacks4pancakes: It continually amazes me how blockchain, which elegantly solves a pretty niche and specific data science problem - has…
• Aug 29, 2018 5:58 AM@kevin_wang @brucefalck @kayvz @michaelmontano @nealstephenson Meh. "REAMDE" is actually pretty tedious. Doesn’t advance the genre at all. …
• Aug 29, 2018 5:03 AMRT @Raiders: Raiders donate $250,000 to save Oakland high school sports: https://t.co/J28SUuF8ri
• Aug 29, 2018 4:58 AMRT @mat: This story just made our entire office go insane https://t.co/e9uQqpE4tv
• Aug 29, 2018 4:55 AMRT @sfchronicle: #BREAKING: Californians arrested for crimes will no longer be required to post bail to be released from jail while awaitin…
• Aug 29, 2018 1:17 AMBeer o’clock. https://t.co/flfoojyGcp 📷
• Aug 28, 2018 8:10 PMRT @prchovanec: America’s turn inward under Trump deeply pains me. It’s nothing short of a historic tragedy. Puffing our chests out and con…
• Aug 28, 2018 7:35 PM@jpd https://t.co/Haq0JGwED6 🎥
• Aug 28, 2018 7:20 PMGo2 considered harmful.
• Aug 28, 2018 6:48 PMThe #TwitterVMTeam met today to do what we do every meeting - try to take over the world! https://t.co/83ZFieYZvL 📷
• Aug 28, 2018 4:09 PM@Benioff FFS, Marc. Always label your axes!
• Aug 28, 2018 5:09 AMRT @gregkuziacarmel: Tomorrow, my restaurant, @CamperMP, becomes a reality...I’m so grateful for the countless folks whose backs and spiri…
• Aug 28, 2018 5:06 AMRT @copyconstruct: There used to be a time when people made fun of Envoy for being written in C++. Now it’s creating C++ jobs. https://t.…
• Aug 28, 2018 4:35 AMRT @GreatDismal: Great blue heron in Vanier Park today, photo Graeme Gibson. https://t.co/wnPVDMojyU 📷
• Aug 28, 2018 4:34 AMRT @kylegriffin1: AP obtained the resignation letter of the top student loan officer, addressed to Mulvaney. "The damage you have done to…
• Aug 28, 2018 4:16 AM@jayholler That was the takeaway for me.
• Aug 28, 2018 4:16 AM@jayholler "Writing of those horrors, Sebald asks how can notions of philosophy, ethics, and humanism be maintained in the face of such des…
• Aug 28, 2018 4:15 AM@jayholler Anyway, that was a nice read.
• Aug 28, 2018 4:15 AM@jayholler I’ve only read the first couple of chapters.
• Aug 28, 2018 4:14 AM@jayholler I have a book by the author of this article.
• Aug 28, 2018 3:53 AMRT @accessaces: God help us where's the Braille the message https://t.co/Qw67xCPJX2
• Aug 28, 2018 3:52 AMRT @GalaxyKate: Gave my name in Starbucks. The barista pulled it inside out, spilling letters and vowel sounds that coated the ceiling and…
• Aug 28, 2018 3:37 AMRT @jasongay: ok: what do we know about his old tweets? https://t.co/6oS0N2zH6p 📷
• Aug 28, 2018 3:31 AMRT @pavluxa: Hyperparameter tuning using TPUs in Cloud ML Engine @google https://t.co/hrD85vRxFR
• Aug 28, 2018 2:21 AMRT @gabehabash: When you try to describe your writing project in progress https://t.co/PGZYMc5IkO 📷
• Aug 28, 2018 1:30 AM@prchovanec Satire is hard these days. The @NewYorker needs to play it straight and leave the jokes to @TheOnion. It’s too confusing.
• Aug 28, 2018 12:00 AM@heyjoshua @soozinbird Boo.
• Aug 27, 2018 8:44 PMRT @prchovanec: Wow, Mexico really stabbed Canada in the back. https://t.co/l4vLcD6yXs
• Aug 27, 2018 8:10 PMRT @kylegriffin1: Questions from Jon Karl to which Trump doesn't respond: "Mr. President, do you have any thoughts on John McCain?" "Do you…
• Aug 27, 2018 7:57 PMRT @johnmoe: Each day, one of the princesses sits in a revolving refrigerated chamber, windowed on all sides, with a butter portrait sculpt…
• Aug 27, 2018 7:56 PMRT @arlenparsa: so just as an experiment I put the president's ~supremely~ awkward oval office moment to the @VeepHBO closing credits theme…
• Aug 27, 2018 7:54 PMRT @OnionPolitics: White House Releases Moving Statement Honoring Woman Who Called Obama An Arab In 2008 https://t.co/PDLSV8RQqZ https://t.…
• Aug 27, 2018 7:39 PMRT @prchovanec: "Do we actually have to commit to anything?" "No." "Okay, we're in." https://t.co/GbmyyvAM0D
• Aug 27, 2018 6:57 PMRT @firepile: "Beginning in fiscal year 2019, salary decreases for staff and faculty will be implemented on a progressive system, and staff…
• Aug 27, 2018 6:46 PMRT @tonyhawk: Congratulations to @Lizziearmanto on becoming the first woman to complete the infamous loop yesterday. She pulled it just aft…
• Aug 27, 2018 5:23 PMWhat the fuck was this? https://t.co/KlE9BBOk0Q
• Aug 27, 2018 4:18 PMFeels good to be back on @SFBART after a few weeks of commuting by car.
• Aug 27, 2018 4:12 PMRT @BenRossTransit: My modest proposal for historic districts: Cars not built in same era as buildings should be banned (on or off streets)…
• Aug 27, 2018 1:35 PMRT @laffer1: Performance is so bad on the latest spectre patch that intel had to prohibit publishing benchmarks https://t.co/Et8FfNr6EZ
• Aug 27, 2018 1:29 PMRT @SilviaGaMac: What would cities look like if they were designed by mothers? https://t.co/f6V6LIBeBQ
• Aug 27, 2018 4:29 AMRT @sfchronicle: California could become first state to require women in boardrooms. State legislation would require that each public corpo…
• Aug 27, 2018 4:27 AMRT @igb: This guy is so incredibly bad at being an American it boggles the mind. https://t.co/mnCuAwSVmP
• Aug 27, 2018 4:16 AM@jayholler Jesus.
• Aug 27, 2018 4:03 AM@davidjrusek @mansu @ApacheAurora @mkheck @starbuxman @delabassee @projectfn @LavaOneConf Tossing aside the backend technologies (@springce…
• Aug 27, 2018 4:01 AM@davidjrusek @mansu @ApacheAurora Check out @mkheck’s and @starbuxman’s Spring presentations and @delabassee’s @projectfn presentation from…
• Aug 27, 2018 3:47 AMRT @MaltBackbone: I am at a well-attended outdoor bluegrass show where everyone deposits a six pack into giant coolers and everything is fa…
• Aug 27, 2018 3:36 AM@davidjrusek @mansu @ApacheAurora Or just from reflection and stronger opinions from the CSL stack.
• Aug 27, 2018 3:12 AM@davidjrusek @ApacheAurora +1000
• Aug 27, 2018 3:11 AM@davidjrusek @ApacheAurora Oh, I am totally serious. Aurora is halfway between Docker & AWS Lambda. Would be way more powerful/efficient/ea…
• Aug 27, 2018 3:02 AM@davidjrusek We really need to push @ApacheAurora’s UX to go further down the "function-as-a-service" path.
• Aug 27, 2018 2:59 AMRT @danpfeiffer: Trump is a terrible human being https://t.co/aAQSaXcKSp
• Aug 27, 2018 2:58 AMRT @Shitty_car_mods: How long is too long? via Shitty_Car_Mods https://t.co/1uV8mg4f0R 📷
• Aug 27, 2018 2:48 AM@taylorleese @RadhikaBrown On downhills, yes.
• Aug 27, 2018 2:16 AM@anneperez @firepile *or my wife is less cool (or better at her job) than me
• Aug 27, 2018 2:15 AM@anneperez @firepile FWIW, my job is incredibly chill and supportive but my wife’s is less cool* and many of my kid’s classmates’s parents …
• Aug 27, 2018 2:13 AM@anneperez @firepile Depends on commute-time from school to work and how many kids you need to drop off along the way and how flexible your…
• Aug 27, 2018 2:02 AM@firepile @anneperez It’s the best.
• Aug 27, 2018 2:01 AM@firepile We’ve been on a 9AM drop off for camp all summer and I CANT WAIT FOR THE 7:45AM SCHOOL DROP OFF TO START AGAIN. https://t.co/fCw1… 🎥
• Aug 27, 2018 12:53 AM@realDonaldTrump TBQH it’s mostly your own tweets and words that make you look bad and evil.
• Aug 26, 2018 9:37 PM@DLoesch Counterpoint: make all of America a gun free zone.
• Aug 26, 2018 9:27 PMRT @allspaw: There are some “conversations” I have on Twitter that appear similar to this description. (from “Dialogue: The Art of Thinking…
• Aug 26, 2018 9:05 PMOk, now I’m gonna take another nap.
• Aug 26, 2018 9:05 PMIs it some sort of end-run around yogurt patents or something?
• Aug 26, 2018 9:05 PMI feel like the @Dannon & @Yoplait yogurt construction/packaging approaches of previous decades were superior to this IKEA-esque garbage.
• Aug 26, 2018 9:05 PMI neither like nor understand the current trend of "yogurt, but some assembly required". https://t.co/7fK0lvAHNv 📷
• Aug 26, 2018 8:32 PMRT @john_overholt: It is impossible to “politicize” gun violence in America because the causes of gun violence in America are inherently po…
• Aug 26, 2018 7:46 PMRT @jef_poskanzer: An Escape Room puzzle where all you have to do is add backslashes to a shell command until it works.
• Aug 26, 2018 7:16 PM@Pinboard @Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump But anything’s possible with these idiots.
• Aug 26, 2018 7:16 PM@Pinboard My theory is @Scavino45 forgot he was logged in as @realDonaldTrump and thought he was retweeting to his feed/followers.
• Aug 26, 2018 6:27 PMCurrent taking-the-baby-for-a-walk status. https://t.co/fqmU7PakFh 📷
• Aug 26, 2018 2:17 AMRT @BrandonRussom70: One of the smartest plays I've ever seen 👀 https://t.co/Dml1e2heif
• Aug 26, 2018 1:21 AM#datenight https://t.co/1Kg3HjRZJM 📷
• Aug 25, 2018 11:48 PMRT @MBVD: Maui officials report that so far 21 structures, 30 cars, and a baseyard with heavy equipment have been damaged by fires on the i…
• Aug 25, 2018 7:13 PMRT @GlenParkNews: SF Mime Troupe is back in town and has set up its stage in #GlenCanyonSF The @SFTroupers are getting ready to perform "S…
• Aug 25, 2018 5:44 PMRT @JBurchfieldWx: The Big Island of Hawaii is casting a wind shadow, disrupting the flow of #HurricaneLane due to its elevation. So cool!…
• Aug 25, 2018 5:13 PM@jpd https://t.co/K2DllFnjLd
• Aug 25, 2018 5:11 PM@jpd Hah! I deleted my original tweet due to a typo. Then accidentally truncated the tweet URL during copy and paste and edit.
• Aug 25, 2018 5:09 PM@jpd This was mind-blowing and perspective-shifting. https://t.co/cNyF7U3j89…
• Aug 25, 2018 5:02 PM@CHW @Neopets That said, the ODEO voicemail-to-podcast feature was pretty cool.
• Aug 25, 2018 4:46 PMRT @AntonyGreenABC: Not sure of the source but amusing. https://t.co/grAcm9zwqY 📷
• Aug 25, 2018 4:39 PMRT @Quiksilver_Mx: Para ser honestos, @johnmel_ might probablemente sigue dentro. Un minuto y contando en Namibia. https://t.co/dGOAEZj8Zb 🎥
• Aug 25, 2018 1:57 PM@vijaya "indict"
• Aug 25, 2018 1:15 PM@realDonaldTrump Why is this in quotes?
• Aug 25, 2018 1:10 PMIf by "have to get involved" you mean "have to answer questions under oath" then I’d say yeah, buddy, you will. https://t.co/euY9D6ZlPT
• Aug 25, 2018 12:57 PMRT @CNET: The cure for Facebook's fake news infection? It might be these women https://t.co/7wCKXv7Het https://t.co/2sdHOgxAzt 📷
• Aug 25, 2018 12:49 PMSelf-driving clowncar.
• Aug 25, 2018 4:01 AMRT @chanhall: Undocumented immigrants commit crimes at a considerably lower rate than the election campaign staff of Donald J. Trump.
• Aug 25, 2018 3:53 AM@thinkingfish You could drive a clowncar into it.
• Aug 25, 2018 1:18 AM@djpardis @jayholler Oh, nevermind. That was just a bad microdose.
• Aug 25, 2018 1:18 AM@djpardis @jayholler This is why we can never leave. I can no longer tell the difference between me and my personal brand. And I can’t feel…
• Aug 25, 2018 1:12 AMHey nerds. Check out the latest post by @Twitter’s @c0ngwang. https://t.co/bqaGrxpcuc
• Aug 25, 2018 12:55 AM@thisjimpanzee @heyjoshua @roach 👆
• Aug 24, 2018 8:05 PMThat thing where @jayholler walks by your desk looking at his phone, turns a corner, then faves one of your tweets. #LoveWhereYouWork https… 📷
• Aug 24, 2018 7:57 PM*realizes I’ve been staring at my hands for the last 20 minutes*
• Aug 24, 2018 7:54 PMRT @RealEOC: Van Gogh / Van Cleef by Luigi Tarini https://t.co/R10kgsplhg 📷
• Aug 24, 2018 7:37 PM*eyes co-workers suspiciously* https://t.co/agGbBbRrnH
• Aug 24, 2018 7:23 PMRT @igb: Most important thing is we impeach this absolute roaster & get him out of office. Got it. But if he could also go to jail that'd b…
• Aug 24, 2018 7:21 PMRT @conorsmith: Fellow Criminal: Did you pick up the burner phones like I asked? Me: https://t.co/wewE6x2F0W 📷
• Aug 24, 2018 12:20 PMRT @john_overholt: You may see people tweeting today that the Gutenberg Bible was printed on this day in 1456. This is not at all true. @bo…
• Aug 24, 2018 11:40 AM@heyjoshua This is such a great idea. Nice work "Josh"!
• Aug 24, 2018 11:30 AMUnfair? Pardon Reality Winner. She's no @RealSheriffJoe or @DineshDSouza, but inhumanity & douchebaggery shouldn't be the only criteria. ht…
• Aug 24, 2018 10:46 AMRT @JSConfHi: We’re looking for sponsors for JSConf Hawai’i 2019. Help us make our inaugural conference one to remember and connect with th…
• Aug 24, 2018 10:43 AMI’m still not 100% sure what Fortnite is exactly, but this is a pretty good idea. https://t.co/6RVkW3xonP
• Aug 24, 2018 10:22 AMRT @ysr1729: OH from a college-bound teen: "Of all my social media, I feel that my @Twitter best expresses my actual personality."
• Aug 24, 2018 5:35 AM@JohnathanMinear @POTUS Uh, white what?
• Aug 24, 2018 5:32 AMThe One Where @POTUS Tries to Turn Racism Into Economic Anxiety https://t.co/hUSgk9hcTW
• Aug 24, 2018 5:28 AMRT @MBVD: The Hurricane Warning for the Big Island has been changed to a Tropical Storm Warning, according to the NWS. A Hurricane Warning…
• Aug 24, 2018 5:25 AM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger Pretty sure I don’t have to go too far to find racism on Twitter: https://t.co/UFRLECQHLM
• Aug 24, 2018 4:56 AMRT @GovernmentZA: South Africa totally rejects this narrow perception which only seeks to divide our nation and reminds us of our colonial…
• Aug 24, 2018 4:30 AM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger Y’all would be a whole lot braver if you used your real names instead of hiding behind anonymous Twitter …
• Aug 24, 2018 4:25 AM@bala_theHRguy Bala.
• Aug 24, 2018 4:23 AM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger Sorry Johnathan, no goal in mind other than dunking on racists who are dumb enough to @-me.
• Aug 24, 2018 4:20 AMRT @Twitterrific: Of all the updates we’ve released over the years, this is our least favorite. macOS and iOS updates out today removing pu…
• Aug 24, 2018 3:16 AMRT @donwinslow: The best writing is often very simple. Take this example: https://t.co/B5NYN2DEhy 📷
• Aug 24, 2018 2:46 AMhttps://t.co/6atd5IP3cW 📷
• Aug 24, 2018 2:44 AM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger Why do you think I am trying to be helpful when I call you a racist, Johnathan?
• Aug 24, 2018 2:40 AMThat’s no moon... https://t.co/ArQhZWTLwO 📷
• Aug 24, 2018 2:37 AM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger Nah, I only presume all Trump supporters are racists.
• Aug 24, 2018 1:26 AMRT @maxui: Dear #American friends. I am a White South African living in South Africa. I promise you the governement is not taking white own…
• Aug 24, 2018 1:25 AMThanks to our ongoing airborne toxic event, I’m looking forward to an almost unbearably beautiful sunset.
• Aug 24, 2018 1:03 AM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger Is that why you cling to this white supremacist bullshit? Some attempt at feeling better about yourself?
• Aug 24, 2018 1:02 AM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger You keep telling us that you are successful, smart, etc.
• Aug 24, 2018 1:02 AM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger You seem to be seeking validation of some kind.
• Aug 24, 2018 12:57 AMCurrent SF air-quality status. https://t.co/aJnbjc7ENi 📷
• Aug 23, 2018 10:07 PM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger Look, I'm not the one saying that "smart, clever, and insightful" are mutually exclusive with your, uh, p…
• Aug 23, 2018 9:55 PM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger Perhaps you mean "self-owned"?
• Aug 23, 2018 9:24 PM@JohnathanMinear @Eternalswampger It's not very nice of you to insinuate that internet marketers aren't smart, clever, or insightful.
• Aug 23, 2018 4:21 PMRT @kottke: They're making a Monument Valley movie? Is this the first iOS game to make the leap to the big screen? https://t.co/iiNGOFKPjJ
• Aug 23, 2018 3:02 PMRT @manisha72617183: Occam's Taser: The most painful explanation is usually the correct one
• Aug 23, 2018 2:14 PM@Eternalswampger @JohnathanMinear I’m always impressed by the wit and mastery of language displayed by white supremacists.
• Aug 23, 2018 8:58 AM@Eternalswampger @JohnathanMinear Oh...white *idiot*. Got it.
• Aug 23, 2018 5:38 AMWent for a #lunchwalk through the TL this afternoon. I discovered: 1) a *gigantic* sculpture hidden in a courtyard 2) a dope @fnnch piece… 📷
• Aug 23, 2018 5:13 AMThis tweet is either from a Markov bot the @WhiteHouse IT staff cobbled together or it's from a drunk @DanScavino. https://t.co/FAde3ymDeT
• Aug 23, 2018 4:51 AMRT @kvox: Thought tonight was a good time to re-watch “All the President’s Men,” which features this classic line: “The truth is, these a…
• Aug 23, 2018 4:50 AM⚡️ “Michael Cohen hit with subpoena in NY's Trump Foundation investigation” https://t.co/zJjB7veFeM
• Aug 23, 2018 4:45 AMRT @thejoekane: The new LIBRARY library of Congress logo is not great. https://t.co/5xxmQQz3Zx 📷
• Aug 23, 2018 4:43 AMRT @MBVD: This sea level rise map for Honolulu is fascinating and scary af https://t.co/cL4c370qZn https://t.co/QqgTRr88PQ 📷
• Aug 23, 2018 4:30 AM@JohnathanMinear Uh, white what?
• Aug 23, 2018 4:26 AMRT @ClarusDogcow: A manager is a machine for turning talent into regretted attrition.
• Aug 23, 2018 4:21 AMRT @letsgomathias: This is the result of a Nazi-to-Fox-News-to-the-White-House propaganda pipeline. Starts on alt right/Nazi message boar…
• Aug 23, 2018 4:20 AM@diepvule @StormTeam4NY Stay safe!
• Aug 23, 2018 4:15 AMRT @pt: Oceans 1.4 billion. https://t.co/VN6OyHIDUc
• Aug 23, 2018 3:56 AM@sm @lcheslerclark Roti is super cool with kids and decent Indian food to boot!
• Aug 23, 2018 3:49 AM@LindseyGrahamSC I think it’s more that co-conspirators shouldn’t get to choose their judges.
• Aug 23, 2018 3:23 AMAlso, what kind of racist tripe are you peddling over there at @FoxNews, @TuckerCarlson?
• Aug 23, 2018 3:12 AMAgain: the more cornered this guy gets, the more he’s gonna fall back to trying to split our country apart using racism and fear. https://t…
• Aug 23, 2018 3:10 AM@herval Looks like he got the wrong handle for @SecPompeo in the original tweet.
• Aug 23, 2018 3:09 AM@herval Yup!
• Aug 23, 2018 2:27 AMThe more cornered this guy gets, the more he’s gonna fall back to trying to split our country apart using racism and fear. https://t.co/f0…
• Aug 23, 2018 2:06 AM@JohnathanMinear @realDonaldTrump But that’s just, like, my opinion, man.
• Aug 23, 2018 2:05 AM@JohnathanMinear For the record though, I do think @realDonaldTrump *is* racist. And garbage.
• Aug 23, 2018 2:04 AM@JohnathanMinear No Johnathan, I was calling his *words* and his *disrespectful invocation* of a dead woman’s name "a bunch of racist garba…
• Aug 23, 2018 1:21 AM@realDonaldTrump What a bunch of racist garbage.
• Aug 22, 2018 5:14 PMRT @BillMartinKTVU: This mornings fog foot print https://t.co/N4TR0pe5AU 📷
• Aug 22, 2018 5:10 PMRT @igb: Turns out our democracy’s safeguards depend on the tyrannical threat to voluntarily resign when it’s crimes & transgressions are e…
• Aug 22, 2018 5:08 PMRT @lyndseygilpin: Many things @realDonaldTrump said at the WV rally yesterday were completely false, but the thing that is most offensive…
• Aug 22, 2018 5:07 PM"Authorial distance from corporeal existence." - @mcpb
• Aug 22, 2018 4:48 AMRT @nytimes: In 2 courtrooms 200 miles apart, President Trump’s almost daily attempts to dismiss the criminal investigations that have engu…
• Aug 22, 2018 4:03 AMRT @mat: This is like a love letter to the Outer Sunset https://t.co/6JYImsSgfU
• Aug 22, 2018 3:07 AMHell yeah. https://t.co/NtxJd2i0cQ
• Aug 22, 2018 2:44 AMRT @MLBRandomStats: How many times each final score has happened in MLB history... The 49-33 game happened on June 28, 1871. https://t.co/H…
• Aug 22, 2018 2:35 AMRT @cmort: Some awesome work by the Salesforce Identity teams coming in winter release! https://t.co/NzQs7kHlfA
• Aug 22, 2018 2:09 AMRT @classicsman70: 'All the President's Men' (1976) 'Post' reporters Woodward & Bernstein uncover the details of the Watergate scandal that…
• Aug 22, 2018 2:08 AMRT @TwitterSafety: Working with our industry peers today, we have suspended 284 accounts from Twitter for engaging in coordinated manipulat…
• Aug 22, 2018 1:15 AMRT @keiran_s: Law & Order : Special Councels Unit - Great first season
• Aug 22, 2018 1:14 AMRT @relucasz: Statement from Michael Cohen’s lawyer, Lanny Davis, following Cohen’s guilty plea in New York today: https://t.co/RpqVrlrENi 📷
• Aug 22, 2018 1:01 AMRT @juliamoserrrr: when you decide not to buy wifi on a flight https://t.co/eQkmb24J3T
• Aug 22, 2018 12:15 AMRT @MachinePix: Stamping ceramic plates. https://t.co/Pxk9wLi3WQ 🎥
• Aug 22, 2018 12:14 AM@Sharat_Chander https://t.co/osk23UOFfj 🎥
• Aug 21, 2018 9:41 PM@TravRice @Quiksilver @GoPro @libtechnologies @UnionBindings Scary Cherry?
• Aug 21, 2018 6:24 PMUgh. I’m also getting these sketchy robocalls from folks wanting to discuss best practices around open source governance. https://t.co/zQzS…
• Aug 21, 2018 3:21 PMRT @photographerjon: A year ago, millions came together and witnessed one of the most beautiful moments in history. My dream was to capture…
• Aug 21, 2018 12:37 PMRT @melmason: Welp, the most important bill of the year has been signed. Surfing is officially California's state sport. I think we can all…
• Aug 21, 2018 5:49 AM@JeremySF @KenBurns "Ashokan Farewell" plays as the camera pans and zooms over a still photo of Nazis carrying tiki torches in Charlottesvi…
• Aug 21, 2018 5:24 AMRT @thrashermag: Mike Arnold 🌊 Atlantic Drift https://t.co/jLNPbYrmnC 🎥
• Aug 21, 2018 5:21 AMThat time decider zeroed out every service’s config. https://t.co/vTp4qIOW4W
• Aug 21, 2018 4:48 AMRT @timbray: Local Astronomy in the time of smoke. https://t.co/KBCRZk7EaG 📷
• Aug 21, 2018 4:38 AMRT @ASmallFiction: Standing under the trees of the old forest, he felt them move. The high boughs rumbled and spoke in the wind. A warnin…
• Aug 21, 2018 4:36 AMTIL 😬🐀 https://t.co/cQP3GGfUlD
• Aug 21, 2018 4:08 AMCurrently binge-watching season 3 of "Elena of Avalor" with a sick 4yo.
• Aug 21, 2018 3:47 AM@heyjoshua @egd #MAGMA
• Aug 21, 2018 3:41 AMRT @JoinTheFlock: Interested in ML? Hear our very own Naz Erkan @naz_erkan talk about how Twitter is a great tool for communication at a gl…
• Aug 21, 2018 3:36 AMRT @jaketapper: Missed this in FP last week: Botched CIA Communications System Helped Blow Cover of Chinese Agents https://t.co/NjEzVzwy9i
• Aug 20, 2018 10:44 PM@theatrus @tdmackey The next logical step of RSS and Atom evolution is obviously a YAML-based syndication format.
• Aug 20, 2018 4:39 PM@egd @heyjoshua Previously https://t.co/DPwYAlaVQl
• Aug 20, 2018 3:12 PM@jayholler @AahnaBrown @lizwiggi It's my folks place. Aahna prefers her grandparent's house to our place which has 1) limits to watching Pe…
• Aug 20, 2018 10:59 AM@heyjoshua @nkjemisin That totally rocks!
• Aug 20, 2018 4:37 AMRT @TonyPrintezis: Great to have had you on the #TwitterVMTeam, Uriel. All the best. I’m sure our paths will cross again! https://t.co/qUKc…
• Aug 20, 2018 4:28 AMRT @inCordigible: Seen in Oakland https://t.co/1EPG2hiKzW 📷
• Aug 20, 2018 4:24 AMRT @UrielS96: Thank you Twitter for this awesome experience. So many things happened and I met people that changed me in so many ways. I le…
• Aug 20, 2018 4:23 AMShout out to the #TwitterVMTeam’s awesome intern Uriel. We’re all pretty stoked about the ML tools he built for @Twitter’s JVM runtime. htt…
• Aug 20, 2018 4:11 AMRT @TeamPelosi: Rather than adjust his Twitter settings, Kevin McCarthy chooses to perpetuate an outrageous conspiracy theory. Shows he sad…
• Aug 20, 2018 4:08 AMRT @AlbertBrooks: Haven’t tweeted for a while and have never felt better. Although I do miss writing stuff for free and still being horribl…
• Aug 20, 2018 4:07 AM@JohnathanMinear You're that smart?
• Aug 20, 2018 3:59 AM@JohnathanMinear You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
• Aug 20, 2018 3:55 AM@JohnathanMinear You're just stalling now.
• Aug 20, 2018 2:50 AM@JohnathanMinear Almost, Johnathan. Almost.
• Aug 20, 2018 2:46 AMTIL: my dad is either Bill Belichick and/or Emperor Palpatine. https://t.co/Wj01gryvbM 📷
• Aug 20, 2018 2:34 AMCurrent roasting marshmallows status. https://t.co/kRpd7KJGV4 📷
• Aug 20, 2018 1:12 AMRT @TMMC: If you see a sick or injured seal or sea lion on a beach, please give it space and call our hotline 415-289-SEAL (7325). #LeaveSe…
• Aug 20, 2018 12:51 AM@ptraughber I guess we could have some sort of café/degaussing station hybrid maybe?
• Aug 20, 2018 12:45 AM@ptraughber Yes, but then how would we degauss stuff? If we get rid of that station the Bay will be full of giant floating magnets!
• Aug 20, 2018 12:35 AMRT @boredpanda: Impossibly precise machines created by a CGI artist #cgi #satisfying By @Wannerstedt (https://t.co/8nG2OQip07) https://t.co…
• Aug 20, 2018 12:09 AM@JohnathanMinear "adversarial online behavior" You keep using those words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
• Aug 19, 2018 11:45 PM@JohnathanMinear Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
• Aug 19, 2018 11:42 PM@JohnathanMinear Back on that "N-dimensional chess" thing, eh, Johnathan?
• Aug 19, 2018 11:32 PM"Councel" https://t.co/d9FpBXdvw4
• Aug 19, 2018 11:15 PM@pmorelli 👇🏽 https://t.co/aGIuj9djkB
• Aug 19, 2018 11:10 PMRT @benj_fry: Old bump track in the woods of San Francisco, this track has really crazy technical stuff too... https://t.co/NZVli1v437 📷
• Aug 19, 2018 10:59 PMRT @anshublog: Equal home, equal taxes! Prop 13 is evil and makes young people not born with inheritance pay for those that did. https://t…
• Aug 19, 2018 10:58 PM@MobyDickatSea https://t.co/7V3fEMTL9x
• Aug 19, 2018 10:42 PMRT @ghostwench: this is not my beautiful house https://t.co/YojvIKrUhu 📷
• Aug 19, 2018 9:15 PMCurrent taking-the-baby-for-a-walk status. https://t.co/UozArUf1Df 📷
• Aug 19, 2018 6:57 PM@gpapilion Quit subtweeting me.
• Aug 19, 2018 6:07 PMRT @firepile: Hello, I am a professional philosopher and there is no day you can log into twitter dot com and see "Truth isn't truth" trend…
• Aug 19, 2018 4:44 PMRT @flaviowbrasil: Dear #lazyweb, it’s probably a dumb question but the answer is not clear to me. JIT compilers normally have a limit for…
• Aug 19, 2018 4:43 PM@christhalinger @flaviowbrasil I mean, obviously.
• Aug 19, 2018 2:21 PMRT @simonw: How about if, instead of ditching Twitter for Mastodon, we all start blogging and subscribing to each other's Atom feeds again…
• Aug 19, 2018 1:45 PM@TonyPrintezis 2
• Aug 19, 2018 1:45 PM@tomfowlerbug @jeffvandermeer Love the gray cap allusion!
• Aug 19, 2018 1:30 PMHave you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency? https://t.co/l3EiIWZxke
• Aug 19, 2018 3:17 AM@mikamckinnon What...what do we need to know about arsenopyrite?!? I mean, what is it but also why shouldn’t we lick it?
• Aug 19, 2018 3:05 AMRT @jilltucker: Two seriously injured in driveby shooting at Berkeley's San Pablo Park https://t.co/mfV109rfJ8
• Aug 19, 2018 12:40 AMRT @Playing_Dad: Sitting at my daughter's pretend restaurant. The service is horrible here and the prices are outrageous.
• Aug 19, 2018 12:36 AMRT @BNONews: BREAKING: Powerful earthquake strikes the Pacific Ocean near Fiji - seismologists
• Aug 18, 2018 4:19 PM@jayholler Right back at you Jay! 🙌🏻
• Aug 18, 2018 2:10 PMI think @realDonaldTrump and "Republican/Conservative voices speaking loudly and clearly for the Trump Administration" should be censured.
• Aug 18, 2018 4:57 AMRT @archillect: https://t.co/9KBUF8znn0 📷
• Aug 18, 2018 4:52 AM@jayholler I’m all about alternative timelines these days.
• Aug 18, 2018 4:51 AM@jayholler Sia to bcc
• Aug 18, 2018 4:46 AM@jayholler and then the end scene/credits made the artful pop @Sia song "Rainbow" overshadow the mediocre numbers within the movie itself.
• Aug 18, 2018 4:42 AMRT @NewsyNick: The mom comes home. Is this the most terrifying image in all of literature? https://t.co/PogKUOz5sw 📷
• Aug 18, 2018 4:41 AM@jayholler You mean like Pinky Pie’s party cannon? That was literally Chekhov’s gun, but with cakes. And ponies.
• Aug 18, 2018 4:09 AM@seb_m The movie isn’t Pony canon.
• Aug 18, 2018 3:57 AMRT @DanJackson415: S ᵗᵒᵖ https://t.co/CA8gw1oOwe 📷
• Aug 18, 2018 3:02 AMTIL: "My Little Pony: The Movie" is even worse the second time you see it.
• Aug 18, 2018 12:58 AM@shatil Why yes. Yes I do.
• Aug 18, 2018 12:34 AMRT @adereth: “If the seatbelt sign is on, it means we know something you don’t”
• Aug 17, 2018 10:54 PM@javawithjiva @TonyPrintezis @christhalinger #LavaOneTeam
• Aug 17, 2018 6:26 PM@waxpancake @textfiles @adamflorin Even the skeptics (like https://t.co/YQpeiSJWd5) had the retro look and feel.
• Aug 17, 2018 2:37 PM@xLiserx "Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Spy"
• Aug 17, 2018 2:29 PM@sourcerolls @RobStutzman Better Off Dead
• Aug 17, 2018 12:01 PM@realDonaldTrump Maybe "a great celebratory military parade" is a dumb, un-American idea no matter what it costs.
• Aug 17, 2018 11:29 AM@southafricasco1 @realDonaldTrump Ah, so you think we already know the answers to those questions?
• Aug 17, 2018 11:28 AM@jeremyjones @gerhardlazu @ProtectOur I think this tweet might have a few mistranslations/@-mention issues from the original Instagram post.
• Aug 17, 2018 5:18 AMRT @Achibo0: RT if you think butter popcorn jellybeans are an abomination in the eyes of God 🍿
• Aug 17, 2018 4:28 AM@onesnowclimber I find surfing is a pretty great workout (core, upper body, cardio) in which you really don’t focus on the effort until aft…
• Aug 17, 2018 4:05 AM@Todd_Segal @dschonbe @bidetofevil Voter suppression and ruthless gerrymandering have left Foggy Bottom devoid of an eligible constituency …
• Aug 17, 2018 3:51 AMRT @GreatDismal: Omarosa and Trump, like reality tv kaiju, squaring off, with America's dignity the demolished city around them.
• Aug 17, 2018 3:10 AMRT @avibryant: Best explanation of bitcoin I've seen today. https://t.co/f9nwaK7yht
• Aug 17, 2018 2:07 AMRT @mcpb: Eve. Mika, Rza, Evil-JD, Nasir *is* Osiris, and J-Live, AZ, Rakim. Cormega, Cage, Mr OC. Plato got a LP. (2002) https://t.co/…
• Aug 17, 2018 1:30 AM@southafricasco1 @realDonaldTrump Just two, actually: 1) "Have you no sense of decency, sir?" 2) "At long last, have you left no sense of…
• Aug 16, 2018 9:28 PMRT @ma_dnl: *relaxes hand and slightly touches TouchBar* 2 tabs close and 3 others reload. screen locks. in the distance, sirens
• Aug 16, 2018 8:44 PM@ryanoneill Ordered.
• Aug 16, 2018 8:19 PMI'm glad I'm not the only one looking forward to escaping reality this weekend for ~20 minutes by watching Peppa Pig. https://t.co/64si89WS…
• Aug 16, 2018 7:45 PMRT @ptraughber: This is a great example of car-first priorities. If the crosswalk isn’t ready, we shouldn’t let cars drive through here. Ca…
• Aug 16, 2018 5:02 PMRT @aedwardslevy: honestly would enjoy seeing everyone regularly forced to stand at attention for the entire length of American Pie https:/…
• Aug 16, 2018 2:45 PM@laebshade It does if you are talking to a four-year old.
• Aug 16, 2018 2:30 PMRT @paolalien: stuff i saw when i was in china https://t.co/BFx4dX5yf6 📷
• Aug 16, 2018 2:29 PM@realDonaldTrump Ah yes. Honesty. Time for you to sit down and answer questions under oath, buddy.
• Aug 16, 2018 2:27 PMA clear and Presidential danger. https://t.co/Mb1Aob3ThK
• Aug 16, 2018 2:24 PMIt’s not so much Orwellian "doublespeak" as it is Orwellian "doublewordsalad": "the Globe is in COLLUSION with other papers on free press"…
• Aug 16, 2018 5:21 AMRT @papertigerss: Thanks twitter. This is why we can’t have nice things. https://t.co/kI9P70NJIc 📷
• Aug 16, 2018 5:11 AMRT @jachristian: A pod of Brown Pelicans fly over the San Francisco skyline seen from Middle Harbor Shoreline Park in Oakland, Calif. Wedne…
• Aug 16, 2018 5:09 AMRT @guero310: Social Distortion Frontman Mike Ness Accused Of Attacking Trump Supporter https://t.co/YrlsLfRX8D
• Aug 16, 2018 4:57 AMWe'll need to rename it Gorkys Park, obviously. #SFGiants
• Aug 16, 2018 4:10 AM@jenniferfraser Also, the engagement with polls is pretty wild.
• Aug 16, 2018 3:44 AMRT @burritojustice: Twitter hates its users https://t.co/3KnbJUpeM0
• Aug 16, 2018 3:42 AM@jayholler Twice. Two "Jay".
• Aug 16, 2018 3:39 AM@jayholler Jay.
• Aug 16, 2018 2:42 AM@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity Phrasing, Sean! Phrasing!
• Aug 16, 2018 2:21 AMhttps://t.co/3VXFLgL5WE
• Aug 16, 2018 2:20 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A middle-aged man tries to surf on a river.
• Aug 16, 2018 1:00 AM@dschonbe go/chrischen was the best go link ever. It’s less cool now, but it was the funniest thing on the intranet. /cc: @secretasianman @…
• Aug 16, 2018 12:52 AM@Scavino45 I think your caps lock might be on, Dan.
• Aug 15, 2018 10:55 PM@javawithjiva @deliboard Money.
• Aug 15, 2018 8:38 PMThat was a very good sandwich.
• Aug 15, 2018 8:05 PMAll right @deliboard, let’s do this. https://t.co/FXabbP34t8 📷
• Aug 15, 2018 7:44 PM@roshanpaiva I have some opinions about JIRA and Confluence.
• Aug 15, 2018 4:52 PM@ssgtmas No, I am no longer surprised, but my dismay and disappointment remains constant.
• Aug 15, 2018 4:49 PMParenting involves a surprising amount of sleeping on the floor without a pillow or blanket, curled into a ball, trying to stay warm.
• Aug 15, 2018 3:05 PMRT @RealKentMurphy: This dude has to lead the league in hit by pitches 😂😂 https://t.co/z17sdZu9IW
• Aug 15, 2018 3:00 PMChrist, what an asshole. https://t.co/gRMrIwfQzX
• Aug 15, 2018 4:38 AM@marius Hah! That was an excellent read and relevant in several ways...thanks! /cc:@ysr1729
• Aug 15, 2018 4:16 AMSo @pgarg is away on a business trip and I am home alone trying to put @AahnaBrown and @RadhikaBrown to bed and O̴̡̹͇̦̫͕̪̭̫̻̼͍̩ͫͧ̽̆̑͋͒͗̆̑̇ͮ…
• Aug 15, 2018 3:57 AM@skilldrick God dammit Nick!
• Aug 15, 2018 3:56 AM@marabou In my experience, software engineering is mostly snarky remarks.
• Aug 15, 2018 3:34 AM@alexmk relevant to your interests https://t.co/XyFMvd5GvT
• Aug 15, 2018 2:09 AM@taylorleese go/macaw https://t.co/nWzl72LNK5
• Aug 15, 2018 2:00 AM@jmpspn Toss in a bit of WS-* and we are off to the races!
• Aug 15, 2018 2:00 AM@jmpspn No worries! SOAP and WSDL got ya covered here Nick!
• Aug 15, 2018 1:47 AM"we can easily arrange for Emacs to have predictably bad performance all the time (for people who prefer this)" 😂 https://t.co/s4VyAyvrKr
• Aug 15, 2018 12:44 AM@herval "It’s a small valley." as the saying goes.
• Aug 14, 2018 6:36 PMRT @ysr1729: When you elect a man such as this President, and give him the White House, I guess it just doesn't work out. I hope the elect…
• Aug 14, 2018 2:29 PMIn the future, people probably won't drive cars, and they certainly won't manually configure and tune complex software programs. https://…
• Aug 14, 2018 1:27 PMRT @samstein: The president seems to be in a good place right now
• Aug 14, 2018 10:50 AMRT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Steely Dad-jokes https://t.co/hxz767xywX
• Aug 14, 2018 10:45 AM@misskaul It’s trending in the US these days. :-(
• Aug 14, 2018 6:30 AM"p4 copy" is one of my favorite things about Perforce. https://t.co/Y2YYN8TFWI
• Aug 14, 2018 6:29 AMThere really should be a "git cp" command.
• Aug 14, 2018 6:21 AM@NovalisDMT @heyjoshua @skilldrick I'll need to reread it...seems like there might be a gap between my recollection and the actual book. ht…
• Aug 14, 2018 5:56 AMRT @Pinboard: By my count, 11 of the candidate profiles on the DCCC's Red-to-Blue list boast about the candidate's Nth generation roots in…
• Aug 14, 2018 5:05 AMTIL: ∃(BTS) ∈ P(¬(BTS≔"Built to Spill")) https://t.co/7dm3rzxkRh
• Aug 14, 2018 4:42 AM@eparillon @burritojustice What’s a "circulator"?
• Aug 14, 2018 4:03 AM@ftrain "possible, but too weird to show"
• Aug 14, 2018 2:46 AMYeah, well, you know, that's just, Mike’s & your opinion, man. https://t.co/D5GXYj5P6u
• Aug 14, 2018 2:13 AMRT @eevee: i got some spam that tried to disguise itself as a legitimate linkedin invitation, which is sort of like a wolf wearing a wolfsk…
• Aug 14, 2018 1:40 AMWisconsin: meth lab of democracy. https://t.co/tOpJhoBSY4
• Aug 13, 2018 9:19 PMRT @mattzap: BREAKING: Pete Strzok has been fired from the FBI. The bureau's internal disciplinary arm said he should face a demotion and 6…
• Aug 13, 2018 8:18 PM@bhaggs @zayaankhatib But the current version is a huge improvement! Nice work!
• Aug 13, 2018 8:17 PM@bhaggs @zayaankhatib Minor tweak request: https://t.co/MN44if0TbI
• Aug 13, 2018 8:13 PMThis is one the best things we've shipped in years! https://t.co/mgKbjhojeN
• Aug 13, 2018 7:55 PM@NovalisDMT @heyjoshua @skilldrick What was the part you didn't like? It's been awhile since I read it and my recall is fuzzy.
• Aug 13, 2018 7:48 PM@flaviowbrasil Strong hire.
• Aug 13, 2018 7:48 PMRT @cosmiquemuffin: And now, because it is late summer -- a guide to Yellow Stripey Things https://t.co/I2lwrr38Ym 📷
• Aug 13, 2018 7:44 PMWhen we say "conversational Twitter" what we really mean is "book Twitter". https://t.co/LzZyMDgJll
• Aug 13, 2018 7:42 PM@heyjoshua @justthisguy @skilldrick Anyway, I'd agree (like in most things) that the occasional failure is a small price to pay for the goo…
• Aug 13, 2018 7:41 PM@justthisguy @heyjoshua @skilldrick Stross as well. Decent sci-fi, (mostly) witty cold-war/spy spoofs, yet falls flat in his near-future po…
• Aug 13, 2018 7:39 PM@justthisguy @heyjoshua @skilldrick Take Dan Simmons, brilliant sci-fi & "The Horror" was a unique masterpiece. Yet "Drood" was abysmal & h…
• Aug 13, 2018 7:37 PM@justthisguy @heyjoshua @skilldrick +1 on writers experimenting with genres, but often fidelity to the genre chokes originality and produce…
• Aug 13, 2018 7:30 PM@justthisguy @heyjoshua @skilldrick It didn't do anything new with the genre, other than update a few technologies.
• Aug 13, 2018 7:30 PM@justthisguy @heyjoshua @skilldrick Meh. It was like reading a 1,000-page Tom Clancy novel. If it had been a 100-page short story then...ma…
• Aug 13, 2018 7:25 PM@heyjoshua @skilldrick and yet "Anathem" and "Seveneves" were brilliant. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Aug 13, 2018 7:24 PM@heyjoshua @skilldrick Or The Baroque Cycle
• Aug 13, 2018 7:23 PM@heyjoshua @skilldrick Like REAMDE.
• Aug 13, 2018 7:21 PM@heyjoshua @skilldrick I don't know. But every other book of his ends up being terrible.
• Aug 13, 2018 7:17 PM@heyjoshua @skilldrick I too liked the ending. Not looking forward to @nealstephenson's next one though.
• Aug 13, 2018 6:58 PMRT @jfranz88: PHOTOS: The Howe Ridge Fire in @GlacierNPS exploded late Sunday forcing the evacuation of the Lake McDonald Lodge area and th…
• Aug 13, 2018 6:57 PMRT @PhilipRucker: Trump says Omarosa (a senior staffer paid $180,000 by taxpayers) skipped work, missed meetings, was vicious and not smart…
• Aug 13, 2018 6:16 PM@javawithjiva null
• Aug 13, 2018 5:19 PMRT @sfexaminer: Quadruple shooting kills teenager near Excelsior border via @mdbarba https://t.co/VG6s5PJLsG https://t.co/jr7afoJCh5 📷
• Aug 13, 2018 5:13 PMRT @Twitter: Don't let data worries keep you from Twitter. Twitter Lite is now in 21 more countries. Stay informed with push notifications…
• Aug 13, 2018 4:51 PMExcited to be back at work with all these great tweeps (blah blah #OneTeam blah blah) but, TBQH, I’m mostly stoked about the free coffee. h… 📷
• Aug 13, 2018 6:54 AMRT @tinybaby: the idea that we should give fascism its time in the marketplace of ideas hit its expiration date like 75 years ago when like…
• Aug 13, 2018 3:43 AM@freialobo Pretty much anything by Gainsbourg...but this one is near the top of the list. https://t.co/YntIcpuTcu
• Aug 13, 2018 3:19 AM@pgarg Thanks partner!
• Aug 13, 2018 3:18 AMAs our parental leaves wind down and we return to work, I want to give a shoutout to the (IMO) hardest-working Mom in software engineering.… 📷
• Aug 13, 2018 1:55 AM@benj_fry 👋🏻 https://t.co/ZM69g02O8I 📷
• Aug 13, 2018 1:39 AM@jayholler So terrifying. 😬
• Aug 13, 2018 1:38 AM@jayholler Oh yeah. Unreal! Such a great perspective on the wave.
• Aug 12, 2018 10:48 PM@kpk @BMW has something like this in recent models via an iOS app. Not quite MAX A/C but it does help a bit. https://t.co/25uxQ7R8rv 📷
• Aug 12, 2018 10:28 PM@heatherGrey_ We truly lost our way as a society when we stopped listening to him and the rest of Duran Duran. https://t.co/oFVvlaRhyH 🎥
• Aug 12, 2018 10:08 PM@Otter_News There otter be a law!
• Aug 12, 2018 9:13 PMRT @SeanCrespo: Ok if it’s gonna be Space Force then we gotta rename the other branches so it all matches up. The Navy is Water Force. The…
• Aug 12, 2018 9:05 PM@networkjanitor @David_ @aspen @arrdem @united The turbulence in/out of RDM is always terrible.
• Aug 12, 2018 7:55 AM⚡️ “ELIZA vs. #MAGA Troll” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/ZJmxqNwrqH
• Aug 12, 2018 7:27 AM@JohnathanMinear I see.
• Aug 12, 2018 7:19 AM@JohnathanMinear Would you prefer if I were not?
• Aug 12, 2018 7:17 AM@JohnathanMinear Citations please. Also, WTF are "whyte people" committing so much crime instead of returning to the moon in the space shut…
• Aug 12, 2018 7:10 AM@JohnathanMinear Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
• Aug 12, 2018 7:09 AM@JohnathanMinear We were discussing you, not me.
• Aug 12, 2018 7:01 AM@JohnathanMinear It's almost like you are saying the raw numbers I am showing you (from the spreadsheet you shared) lack context and additi…
• Aug 12, 2018 6:56 AM@JohnathanMinear Have you asked anyone else?
• Aug 12, 2018 6:53 AM@JohnathanMinear You might be on to something here Johnathan. WTF is wrong with these white people. Jesus! https://t.co/KdRMoRSxYr 📷
• Aug 12, 2018 6:40 AM@JohnathanMinear Have you asked such questions before?
• Aug 12, 2018 6:34 AM@JohnathanMinear Would you prefer if I were not pronoun challenged?
• Aug 12, 2018 6:25 AM@JohnathanMinear You're not really talking about me, are you?
• Aug 12, 2018 6:16 AM@JohnathanMinear We were discussing you, not me.
• Aug 12, 2018 6:15 AM@JohnathanMinear I see. By "uncomfortable truths" you mean "racism". Wasn't clear on that due to the, uh, sex thing you were on at the star…
• Aug 12, 2018 6:11 AM@JohnathanMinear Why do you ask?
• Aug 12, 2018 6:10 AM@JohnathanMinear Sorry to hear that. Anyway, if we aren't talking about your sex life, what are these "uncomfortable truths"?
• Aug 12, 2018 6:01 AM@JohnathanMinear Oh... calling telling you I’m( bad thing) only matters if you value my opinion?
• Aug 12, 2018 5:56 AM@JohnathanMinear Wait. I thought we you were gonna talk about you having...*cringes*...sex last night.
• Aug 12, 2018 5:54 AM@JohnathanMinear We were discussing you, not me.
• Aug 12, 2018 5:53 AM@JohnathanMinear Sigh. OK. Let's do this. What d'ya got Johnathan? We're all* listening. *actually its just our overlapping follower graph…
• Aug 12, 2018 5:48 AM@JohnathanMinear Why not?
• Aug 12, 2018 5:46 AMIt's all fun and games fighting with racist #MAGA trolls on a Saturday night until things get a little too real. https://t.co/4SUXgVJDCK
• Aug 12, 2018 5:40 AM@JohnathanMinear Does talking about being a racist bother you?
• Aug 12, 2018 5:38 AM@JohnathanMinear Sure thing, Johnathan. You should totally keep doing what you are doing with your other hand.
• Aug 12, 2018 5:33 AM@JohnathanMinear TBH the fact that #MAGA's racist apologists are watching TV while they tweet explains a lot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Aug 12, 2018 5:31 AM@JohnathanMinear Well stop what you are doing with your other hand and try to focus on basic English grammar.
• Aug 12, 2018 5:21 AM@JohnathanMinear cause you seem to be having some problems typing... "Is there anyone who’s smart there with" :-)
• Aug 12, 2018 5:19 AM@JohnathanMinear "You are completely out of your depth if you think you’re going to win a psychological battle with me..." You, uh, gettin…
• Aug 12, 2018 5:07 AM@JohnathanMinear Adolescence and plastic models...quite the, uh, resume you have there Johnathan. And yet your pinned tweet shows such prof…
• Aug 12, 2018 4:59 AM@JohnathanMinear All things are finite, including Google’s image search. But do keep going.
• Aug 12, 2018 4:57 AM@JohnathanMinear Nah, I’m saying your ignorance about the most basic history of human space exploration undermines your racist propaganda.
• Aug 12, 2018 4:56 AM@JohnathanMinear Lol. Sure.
• Aug 12, 2018 4:54 AM@JohnathanMinear https://t.co/jddfIZeeHC 🎥
• Aug 12, 2018 4:51 AM@JohnathanMinear I’ve got some bad news about NASA’s demographics... https://t.co/pMeKH2ANhP 📷
• Aug 12, 2018 4:49 AM@JohnathanMinear "Please tell me what other group of people has sent men to the moon..."
• Aug 12, 2018 4:48 AM@JohnathanMinear "Still waiting for you to name anyone other than the white man that has been to the moon..." Uh, that wasn’t your questio…
• Aug 12, 2018 4:36 AM@JohnathanMinear I still don’t understand why you think the space shuttle went to the moon.
• Aug 12, 2018 4:35 AM@JohnathanMinear Then why does your meme show the space shuttle, Johnathan? That seems like a big miss on that whole "whyte" mythology you …
• Aug 12, 2018 4:32 AM@JohnathanMinear Haha, wait, are you actually a Nazi?
• Aug 12, 2018 4:28 AM@JohnathanMinear Oh, the movie? Right?
• Aug 12, 2018 4:28 AM@JohnathanMinear Haven’t watched Roxanne in a decade or so bring me up to speed, my dude. (Also, let me know when you figure out the moon/s…
• Aug 12, 2018 4:22 AM@JohnathanMinear It shouldn’t take you this long to Google "space shuttle moon landing" Johnathan. Come on buddy...
• Aug 12, 2018 4:18 AM@JohnathanMinear Still waiting...
• Aug 12, 2018 4:15 AMRT @sogrady: am i the only one who is regularly thrown for a loop by twitter accounts that have superficially similar avatars?
• Aug 12, 2018 4:14 AM@JohnathanMinear Please tell me that you know the space shuttle never went to the moon... I’ll wait...
• Aug 12, 2018 4:12 AM@JohnathanMinear Like, you uh, "whyte men" know that the space shuttle didn’t (couldn’t) go to the moon, right? Come on guys.
• Aug 12, 2018 4:10 AM@JohnathanMinear LOL. Like this one. OMG. https://t.co/QO5SRyiY9P
• Aug 12, 2018 4:08 AM@JohnathanMinear I mean, really. Is this like all made by Milo’s nephew-who-knows-MS-Paint or do you guys pay someone for this garbage?
• Aug 12, 2018 4:05 AM@JohnathanMinear Hey Johnathan, riddle me this: why does right-wing/racist art suck so much?
• Aug 12, 2018 3:59 AM@jayholler @jpd @billy_reuben My condolences, Jay.
• Aug 12, 2018 3:57 AMRT @sinKEVitch: Accurate. https://t.co/8mtjhzZIEA 📷
• Aug 12, 2018 3:56 AMRT @svqjournalist: A single engine Cessna made an emergency landing on I-580 in San Leandro. The people aboard seem to be okay. Traffic is…
• Aug 12, 2018 3:54 AM@pandemona This is going to make meetings way more fun.
• Aug 12, 2018 3:30 AM@jayholler @jpd Folks may not fave or retweet a rando promoted tweet much, but they will vote the hell out of it.
• Aug 12, 2018 3:28 AM@jayholler @jpd Try promoting it. Seriously. The engagement on polls is amazing.
• Aug 12, 2018 3:23 AM@networkjanitor @VictorWooten *queues up "Sinister Minister"*
• Aug 12, 2018 3:21 AMRT @GreatDismal: "Bean... James Bean."
• Aug 12, 2018 3:15 AMRT @NormOrnstein: It is not underscored often enough: insider trading is not just about greed. There are victims. Chris Collins and family…
• Aug 12, 2018 3:14 AMRT @MLB: Throw of the year?! 😳 https://t.co/fgFmTMXOKO 🎥
• Aug 12, 2018 1:28 AMWhat idiot called it "Chutes & Ladders" instead of "Sysiph-A-Fun For The Whole Family"?
• Aug 12, 2018 1:02 AMUntil @realDonaldTrump makes another one of those sweetheart deals, that is. #MAGA https://t.co/KYfNf5Vux5
• Aug 11, 2018 7:03 PMCurrent taking-the-baby-for-a-walk status. https://t.co/ORk7xC1YXh 📷
• Aug 11, 2018 5:05 PMRT @codeforamerica: #NationalDayofCivicHacking brings together community leaders, coders, government staff, designers, non-profit employees…
• Aug 11, 2018 4:59 PMRT @jef_poskanzer: Open house at the new SF Transbay Terminal today, noon to 4pm. Bus service starts tomorrow. Gondola service: probably so…
• Aug 11, 2018 4:26 PMRT @MJMcKean: @RealAlexJones There are no lesser men than you.
• Aug 11, 2018 4:01 PM@heyjoshua They are just suffering from recency bias. One incident is simply an anecdote. You should try to fly the plane Joshua. For scien…
• Aug 11, 2018 3:57 PM@heyjoshua Have you considered trying to fly the plane yourself?
• Aug 11, 2018 4:54 AMRT @JesseLehrich: a U.S. ship with 43,000 tons of soybeans has been sailing in circles for a month because they barely missed the deadline…
• Aug 11, 2018 4:52 AMRT @GreatDismal: Ketron Island, pop. 24 (?) Here’s hoping everyone there is okay. https://t.co/BSJAS1eBg7
• Aug 11, 2018 4:39 AM@jvreeland26 The guy who took the plane might have too. It was, allegedly, how he described what he intended to do.
• Aug 11, 2018 4:33 AMRT @SeaTacAirport: An airline employee conducted an unauthorized takeoff without passengers at Sea-Tac; aircraft has crashed in south Puget…
• Aug 11, 2018 4:33 AMRT @xor: I wonder, if Twitter just slowly ratcheted up the character count bit by bit, if they could trick us all into blogging
• Aug 11, 2018 4:24 AMRT @AlaskaAir: We are aware of an incident involving an unauthorized take-off of a Horizon Air Q400. We believe there are no passengers on…
• Aug 11, 2018 4:19 AMRT @drbmbdgty: Some dude stole a plane from #Seatac (Allegedly), did a loop-the-loop, ALMOST crashed into #ChambersBay, then crossed in fro…
• Aug 11, 2018 3:59 AMRT @Zeke_Cao: @igb What. The. Fuck. I found something here: https://t.co/qMxWzSOr0Q
• Aug 11, 2018 3:52 AMRT @Bensign: “Full ground stop at Seattle airport as we find out what the pilot is doing in the air with the plane taken from the hanger”
• Aug 11, 2018 3:51 AMReports of a stolen plane halt air travel at Seattle airport https://t.co/wwdiaPzhaY
• Aug 11, 2018 1:17 AMMy only reprieve from this living hell of children’s television programming is ~50% of the theme songs are by @tmbg.
• Aug 11, 2018 1:07 AMRT @ptraughber: Twitter Lite, https://t.co/M3eG8tqqAn, and our Windows PWA now support image descriptions when composing a Tweet! https://t…
• Aug 11, 2018 1:07 AMRT @TwitterA11y: People using https://t.co/U2EN7X2uwS can now add image descriptions, also known as alternative text, when composing a Twee…
• Aug 10, 2018 10:40 PMRT @YourProtagonist: I’ve wondered for years why one of the richest men on Earth would deny the public beach access, and I can only conclud…
• Aug 10, 2018 10:26 PMRT @garybernhardt: who in hell called it Newton's Law of Gravity and not Space Force
• Aug 10, 2018 9:56 PMRT @zachklein: Last year my aunt found a paper-wrapped bundle of negatives in her home in Buffalo, NY, which has been passed down since our…
• Aug 10, 2018 8:45 PMRT @sallykuchar: SFMTA Rep Ed Reiskin just said “you can’t spell community without Muni.” This is peak Dad ™️
• Aug 10, 2018 8:20 PMI wish Viktor & Amalija the best. I hope, as Americans, they help keep the door open for others (and their families) seeking citizenship.
• Aug 10, 2018 8:20 PMWe should be welcoming those who want to be Americans, and working, as a country, to offer that privilege to as many people as possible.
• Aug 10, 2018 8:20 PMMany friends, coworkers, and family members are here on various visas, or have green cards, and seek citizenship.
• Aug 10, 2018 8:20 PMMy mother is a naturalized citizen. My grandparents are naturalized citizens. My wife is a naturalized citizen.
• Aug 10, 2018 8:20 PMRelying on racist tropes and pandering to a xenophobic, nationalist base to stoke anti-immigrant sentiment is, well, beyond reprehensible.
• Aug 10, 2018 8:20 PMTrying to paint immigrants as criminals, as security threats, as burdens on our nation’s infrastructure is reprehensible.
• Aug 10, 2018 8:20 PMFor @realDonaldTrump and administration officials like @Scavino45 to attack this institution is un-American.
• Aug 10, 2018 8:20 PMImmigration fuels innovation, our economy, our culture.
• Aug 10, 2018 8:20 PMOur country has been built by immigrants from all over our planet. And families, from whatever country, shouldn’t be separated by borders.
• Aug 10, 2018 8:20 PMI’m quite happy that @MELANIATRUMP’s (wtf is with this family and the caps lock key?) parents successfully attained citizenship. https://t.…
• Aug 10, 2018 4:44 PMRT @melvillehouse: What are you reading this weekend?
• Aug 10, 2018 4:44 PM@melvillehouse Working my way through "Stalin: The Court of The Red Tsar" by @simonmontefiore.
• Aug 10, 2018 4:29 AMThe high desert was nice and all, but it’s quite nice to be back in the cool August fogs of San Francisco. https://t.co/Bi7UWU4q88 📷
• Aug 10, 2018 2:05 AM@KevinDyrland @heyjoshua I have. He certainly is. It’s one of the many reasons he is unfit to hold the office of the President of the Unite…
• Aug 10, 2018 1:49 AMRT @Ocasio2018: Just like catcalling, I don’t owe a response to unsolicited requests from men with bad intentions. And also like catcallin…
• Aug 10, 2018 1:46 AM@THISWILLWORK STEAM is where it’s at.
• Aug 10, 2018 1:13 AM@heyjoshua Seriously.
• Aug 10, 2018 1:12 AM@heyjoshua Get in line, buddy. https://t.co/6dQsR98fgw
• Aug 10, 2018 12:43 AMWe should listen to dissenting opinions & support *some* version of "free speech" on this platform, but we have to draw a line somewhere. h…
• Aug 9, 2018 10:22 PM@JohnathanMinear @Twitter @Gogo Racist tweets? Like the ones by @Scavino45 and @realDonaldTrump? Yeah I see them in my timeline too. :-(
• Aug 9, 2018 9:50 PMHaving access to @Twitter while on a plane is worth every penny of @Gogo’s charge for in-flight WiFi.
• Aug 9, 2018 9:20 PMI will note once again that the constant turbulence around RDM really makes landings and takeoffs...unpleasant.
• Aug 9, 2018 8:24 PMRDM ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO
• Aug 9, 2018 6:44 PM@44 @sriramk Turnover and lossy replication of the message by 2nd parties to 3rd parties and so on.
• Aug 9, 2018 5:31 PMRT @kellabyte: Holla to my #Kubernetes peeps. If I’m creating a multi-tenant system on top of kube and I need to monitor resource usage so…
• Aug 9, 2018 5:29 PMRT @edyong209: An indigenous Mexican variety of corn gets its own fertilizer from the air thanks to... bacteria in its mucus-covered aerial…
• Aug 9, 2018 5:29 PMRT @heyengel: San Francisco’s evolving skyline. #SanFrancisco #salesforce https://t.co/g2UD0sYmhc 📷
• Aug 9, 2018 5:26 PM@Scavino45 This is a pretty dumb idea.
• Aug 9, 2018 4:25 PMEven bike paths are beautiful in Bend. We tried (unsuccessfully) to beat the heat with a chill run this AM. https://t.co/J4y1XvoVRa 📷
• Aug 9, 2018 4:05 PMOur country is dumb AF. https://t.co/uzwoa1vwyM
• Aug 9, 2018 2:39 PM@vjo 👋🏻 Have fun in Bend! We are flying back to SF today after a fun, if a bit hot, week.
• Aug 9, 2018 1:20 PMRT @ndrew_lawrence: Laura Ingraham: "The America we know and love doesn't exist anymore. Massive demographic changes have been foisted on t…
• Aug 9, 2018 5:00 AMRT @itsJeffTiedrich: the fucking president of the United Fucking States is fucking bragging because the winner of every Republican primary…
• Aug 9, 2018 4:51 AMRT @jasongay: What if Silicon Valley could create a news product that could be delivered once a day, full of verified reporting and storyte…
• Aug 9, 2018 4:36 AMRT @xcv58: I, #BlockPicker, joined Twitter 2 years ago. I have learned a lot from the great #OneTeam and will keep learning. And I do #Love…
• Aug 9, 2018 2:36 AM#datenight https://t.co/MavigNfbDU 📷
• Aug 9, 2018 1:07 AMRT @danpfeiffer: Some of these tech CEOs get the worst political advice. Don’t defend keeping Alex Jones on the platform by going on the sh…
• Aug 9, 2018 1:05 AMCo-CEO? Is this like that time Salesforce made 8 different people CTO? https://t.co/3ttOpx0rfG
• Aug 9, 2018 12:06 AMRT @wattfrompedro: HUGE respect to all the folks helping us, truly - big love https://t.co/wRJlLAK7hu
• Aug 8, 2018 8:05 PMRT @mikecvet: I don't agree with everything Twitter does or doesn't do. If we can consistently enforce the policies and terms of service fo…
• Aug 8, 2018 8:02 PM@taylorleese It’s adjacent to the Deschutes Brewery, so the water is a bit hoppy. It’s like surfing in a mild IPA.
• Aug 8, 2018 8:01 PM@taylorleese The Deschutes. Right downtown in Bend, OR.
• Aug 8, 2018 6:17 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: President Obama stares down Russian President Vladimir Putin.
• Aug 8, 2018 6:13 PMHere’s a sequence of me eating it while trying to surf on a river. https://t.co/6YqvlmvPGT 📷
• Aug 7, 2018 9:24 PMRT @goldman: He’s Bruce Wayne but his nemesis is just the SEC.
• Aug 7, 2018 7:30 PMWhat’s happening, @Google? https://t.co/2DL0V8vaoz 📷
• Aug 7, 2018 6:43 PMRT @elonmusk: Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
• Aug 7, 2018 6:22 PMRT @kylegriffin1: Wilbur Ross is accused to stealing more than $120,000,000 from ex-biz partners, Forbes reports. "If even half of the ac…
• Aug 7, 2018 3:47 PMFun run on trails and roads early this AM. https://t.co/p6VPC39wwy 📷
• Aug 7, 2018 3:32 PM@benj_fry @TweetDeck https://t.co/UQvUrrvvXA 🎥
• Aug 7, 2018 3:19 PM@jhamlett Cormorant?
• Aug 7, 2018 1:21 PMParenting pro-tip: @TweetDeck’s autoscrolling timelines allow you to read Twitter when your hands are occupied feeding a baby, pumping, etc.
• Aug 7, 2018 3:59 AMRT @jdecked: This internship is literally one of the best things that's ever happened to me. The teams here put so much affection into thei…
• Aug 7, 2018 3:57 AMRT @CNNTonight: "President Trump is trying a divide and conquer strategy. ... He divides by race and tries to conquer decency by smearing a…
• Aug 7, 2018 3:30 AMRT @DocuSign: "@DocuSign & @salesforce are more than just partners... we've been using DocuSign for years," states @Salesforce co-founder…
• Aug 7, 2018 2:46 AMRT @firepile: This thread. I can't stop watching all the ways techbros can dream up to fuck us over https://t.co/c9eQPliblx
• Aug 7, 2018 12:19 AMWhen in Bend... https://t.co/aYWSdMZdna 📷
• Aug 6, 2018 10:15 PMRT @Waves_SF: Do not anger #water twitter.
• Aug 6, 2018 10:14 PMRT @rhodevtony: what if you woke up one day with amnesia and all you remembered was your Twitter password and you had to discover who you w…
• Aug 6, 2018 9:15 PMRT @ditzkoff: we've secretly replaced the president's afternoon viewings of Fox News with the 1974 neo-noir Chinatown. Let's see what happe…
• Aug 6, 2018 9:09 PMRT @DionLimTV: The look Diane gave me when I informed her @gumpssf filed for bankruptcy & days may be numbered. Sad news for many longtime…
• Aug 6, 2018 9:09 PMRT @SierraClub: Scientists mock Trump’s tweet on wildfires as ‘comedically ill-informed’ and ‘unmitigated crap’ https://t.co/EewRtuCtiu @th…
• Aug 6, 2018 8:51 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A three-week old baby is cradled by a 75-year old man holding a martini.
• Aug 6, 2018 6:41 PMRT @ComfortablySmug: First they came for Alex Jones, and I did not speak, because the fluoruide in the water had left me in a docile, near…
• Aug 6, 2018 6:34 PMRT @aunder: Week 2 of 3 of my second phase of maternity leave. Have seen a lot of dads take the multiple-waves approach and can’t recommend…
• Aug 6, 2018 5:31 PMBuck wild. https://t.co/FK7V1OnlvB 📷
• Aug 6, 2018 4:47 PMRT @thesaltjuice: You asked for the recipe, @jack filled me in. Have you had your #SaltJuice yet today? https://t.co/YXLmyaoopI 📷
• Aug 6, 2018 3:55 PMOh deer. https://t.co/SAkE0CdPrM 📷
• Aug 6, 2018 3:36 PM@benj_fry Nope, just have a quick, simple program I want to write and don't want to set up a project.
• Aug 6, 2018 3:35 PMD.R.E.A.M. (W. Edwards) Deming Rules Everything Around Me https://t.co/NZJWGBY6Ja 📷
• Aug 6, 2018 3:19 PM/cc: @jetbrains
• Aug 6, 2018 3:19 PM"open -a /Applications/IntelliJ\ IDEA\ https://t.co/NJYDRG9GSz src/java/org/foo/bar/ReFormatter.java" *almost* does what i want
• Aug 6, 2018 3:13 PM@javawithjiva Yeah, that is what I normally use, but I'd like the full language support (refactoring, etc.) of IDEA.
• Aug 6, 2018 3:10 PMIs there a non-project mode for IntellIJ IDEA? I'd love to open a single file and then add a few jars to the classpath for quick editing.
• Aug 6, 2018 3:01 PM@realDonaldTrump Immigration on your racist "Merit Based System" will ruin our economy.
• Aug 6, 2018 1:56 PM@heyjoshua Wow.
• Aug 6, 2018 1:28 PMRT @KPIXtv: At least two men were shot - one of whom has died - following a shooting that led to a multiple-vehicle traffic collision and t…
• Aug 6, 2018 4:59 AMRT @MaximumCortez: I have a billion dollar idea. Check it out. A bar that plays music at about half the volume of all the other bars.
• Aug 5, 2018 8:13 PM@dschonbe @laebshade @marabou Welcome to "conversational Twitter".
• Aug 5, 2018 7:19 PMCurrent Deschutes County Fair status. https://t.co/IYGzyXNPMk 📷
• Aug 5, 2018 2:30 PM@ay @dickc It does lead to obsessive & compulsive behavior...it’s impossible to go outside without keeping one eye on the sky at all times.
• Aug 5, 2018 2:04 PM@dickc You should try bird watching.
• Aug 5, 2018 1:59 PMRT @prchovanec: No, what happened - meeting with agents of a hostile power (such as Russia, North Korea, or Iran) to discuss giving them sa…
• Aug 5, 2018 1:47 PMRT @chucktodd: This is outrageous. I’m sorry, I don’t know what else to say to someone accusing me and my colleagues of causing war. I kno…
• Aug 5, 2018 1:13 PMNext month’s summit between Steven Seagal and Dennis Rodman will usher in a new era of world peace and global prosperity. https://t.co/9ztY…
• Aug 5, 2018 12:44 PM@realDonaldTrump I’m pretty sure that meeting with agents of foreign governments to get information on an opponent is not "done all the tim…
• Aug 5, 2018 2:57 AMWatching Coco for the second time and five minutes in I’m already tearing up.
• Aug 5, 2018 12:27 AMRT @page88: Cobb did this too. The Hospice Defense. You can let go now, Donald. The probe is wrapping up. He has a pair of twos. Go to th…
• Aug 5, 2018 12:02 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: Pretty much one of the most beautiful babies ever lies on a blanket. I bet she can’t wait to meet her older sister.
• Aug 4, 2018 11:02 PMKiddie pool open again. Looking forward to the conjunctivitis.
• Aug 4, 2018 9:38 PMAlso the 4yo just dropped her swimming goggles in the toilet.
• Aug 4, 2018 9:38 PMCurrent vacation status: kiddie pool closed because of, what I believe was a...SEV-2...incident.
• Aug 4, 2018 9:34 PM@ysr1729 Unfun fact: "My Dinner With Andre" is actually how I discovered the music of Erik Satie.
• Aug 4, 2018 9:33 PM@ysr1729 Or this: https://t.co/ow7psRCenn
• Aug 4, 2018 8:18 PM@KimOldford @kjettpack It was awesome...nice work!!!
• Aug 4, 2018 8:11 PM@xaxifrax @flangy TIL
• Aug 4, 2018 7:50 PM@n8foo Pretty good, Nate. Pretty good. https://t.co/2NEGnzyVW8 📷
• Aug 4, 2018 7:18 PM@ysr1729 140^H^H^H280 characters in search of an author
• Aug 4, 2018 7:16 PMRT @ysr1729: Surely there must exist Twitter plays and Twitter novels. You create a bunch of characters that then converse on Twitter, and…
• Aug 4, 2018 2:27 PM@gasca Just over 100 pages but "SUM" by @davideagleman is a wonderful collection of short stories around a single theme.
• Aug 4, 2018 2:20 PM@firepile #OnWisconsin
• Aug 4, 2018 3:47 AMWe all know what this is. https://t.co/VctVpwwr3F
• Aug 4, 2018 12:20 AMThe turbulence at RDM is always super terrible.
• Aug 3, 2018 10:58 PMFirst time flying with two kids. 😬 https://t.co/jYagWrD9AQ 📷
• Aug 3, 2018 10:18 PMSFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ RDM
• Aug 3, 2018 9:49 PMThe @TSA agent made me dump out my salt juice. :-(
• Aug 3, 2018 7:20 PMRT @wisetuna: 🎶 Is it FUGAZI Friday? Hell Yes, Yes it is!!... #waitingRoom #punk 🎶 https://t.co/sJO0UpQJ5a 🎥
• Aug 3, 2018 7:01 PMRT @aparrish: hey help me make a list of (and taxonomize?) artworks that engage with twitter as a medium that aren't bots (i.e., don't invo…
• Aug 3, 2018 5:37 PMMostly it’s a fun, if brief, respite from our collective existential angst as I try to figure out the product or ad behind the survey.
• Aug 3, 2018 5:37 PMIt’s like a bit of brain floss in the middle of my timeline.
• Aug 3, 2018 5:34 PMI’m never not clicking on a @TwitterSurveys tweet. https://t.co/JoCrKq37gm 📷
• Aug 3, 2018 4:54 PM@slyphon 👋🏻
• Aug 3, 2018 3:41 PM#Coffee #Gratitude #LoveWereYouWork #OneTeam https://t.co/HKG9ddjtkp 📷
• Aug 3, 2018 3:31 PM@markimbriaco It’s a "Mark and sleep" collector.
• Aug 3, 2018 3:08 PM@kevino @jayholler @andy_wilco @PhilzCoffee Ether (and New Manhattan) are amazing. What...what does Kevin drink?
• Aug 3, 2018 3:06 PMRT @_choromi: I saw the most conspicuous vehicle ever https://t.co/3xQCmtL1oI 📷
• Aug 3, 2018 3:05 PM@miguelrios @Tacitia @melblub Argh. Wish I’d been able to attend this session. #FOMO
• Aug 3, 2018 3:02 PM@jayholler Speaking of breakfast, it was awesome to hang with @msilver at #OneTeam...he introduced me to the inventor of "the DIMM Pusher".
• Aug 3, 2018 2:36 PM@jayholler @allenschen Off to Bend, OR with the fam for some vacation. I’ll be back in a week and stoked to be a part of the breakfast club…
• Aug 3, 2018 2:32 PM@jayholler @allenschen 2) I am working through the logistics of taking two kids (and car seats, etc.) to the airport & onto a plane this af…
• Aug 3, 2018 2:26 PM@jayholler 1) I wish that I could use tweet threads in replies /cc: @allenschen
• Aug 3, 2018 2:24 PM@jayholler Thanks for asking, Jay.
• Aug 3, 2018 2:16 PM@seldo It’s the worst.
• Aug 3, 2018 2:15 PMRT @markimbriaco: Is it weird that my shower thoughts this morning were focused on the parallels between sleep and GC pauses? Going to bed…
• Aug 3, 2018 2:13 PMRT @GreatDismal: This very effectively analytical thread: https://t.co/4QslzqWU6p
• Aug 3, 2018 9:46 AM@glo_liu @TonyPrintezis @ysr1729 👍🏼🙌🏻💯#OneTeam
• Aug 3, 2018 4:49 AMHey @beingmoushmi, here is the presentation by @haxor on "perceptual diffs" I was telling you about earlier today. #OneTeam https://t.co/9Y…
• Aug 3, 2018 1:41 AMRT @TonyPrintezis: Things are getting really emotional here... #LoveWereYouWork #OneTeam #LoveTwitter
• Aug 3, 2018 1:34 AM@cra @TonyPrintezis @ysr1729 Thanks to @IBM for the original design. ☮️❤️🐧
• Aug 3, 2018 1:05 AM@NegatedVoid @paraga @jack TIL!
• Aug 3, 2018 1:04 AM@NegatedVoid @paraga @jack BTS?
• Aug 3, 2018 1:03 AM@paraga @jack Nah. I’m not worried.
• Aug 3, 2018 1:02 AM@jack Tired. But energized. It’s been a pretty awesome week.
• Aug 3, 2018 1:01 AMMAX_THREAD_DEPTH
• Aug 3, 2018 12:36 AMRT @HashPiperdy: There are approximately 73 million songs that don't mention Colin Kaepernick, but one was chosen that did in Madden. Then…
• Aug 2, 2018 11:36 PMRT @Catalinar34: Today I received an urgent request from a client that I needed help with. @msilver overheard me talking about it and conne…
• Aug 2, 2018 10:28 PM@jayholler Wow.
• Aug 2, 2018 10:27 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: Sunset over the bay. Moored ships, the Golden Gate Bridge. San Francisco’s a beautiful city.
• Aug 2, 2018 10:17 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: #OneTeam day 3 #LoveWhereYouWork #LoveTwitter https://t.co/pvkzc5OvDq 📷
• Aug 2, 2018 9:16 PM@taylorleese @kevino @TonyPrintezis @ysr1729 Soon. :-)
• Aug 2, 2018 9:09 PMRT @joshbloch: Hear, hear. The @nytimes should not dignify these trolls with a response. https://t.co/FklFSQRDjT
• Aug 2, 2018 9:09 PMRT @russellbrandom: Troubling tweets from Herman Melville here https://t.co/DStM2l3tIM
• Aug 2, 2018 8:44 PMI'm really digging the new @theholdsteady single. https://t.co/6U7o6QGJsM
• Aug 2, 2018 6:28 PMRT @paraga: Great talk by @Todd_Segal describing Control Tower: our traffic mapping service. https://t.co/nyyv3lUcqG
• Aug 2, 2018 6:19 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: #TwitterVMTeam Lightning Talk at #OneTeam: “Automatic Performance Tuning Using ML” with Ian and Ramki. Packed room! http…
• Aug 2, 2018 6:17 PMExcellent talk on Twitter edge performance by "Doctor Know-It-All" (a.k.a. @Todd_Segal). #OneTeam https://t.co/qLtlNK4LDl 📷
• Aug 2, 2018 6:11 PMRT @paraga: Full house for @igb and @ysr1729 as they discuss auto-tuning JVMs using ML at #OneTeam https://t.co/jA7ra9VjdH 📷
• Aug 2, 2018 4:17 PMRT @improv: One team is happening! What we do collectively is powerful! #OneTeam #improvhq https://t.co/V3HMCNtk1L 📷
• Aug 2, 2018 1:23 PMRT @gilgamath: Nope. https://t.co/sY5pRVy6jW
• Aug 2, 2018 1:22 PMRT @pgarg: Fun day back in office, sharing concepts and role playing on how to lead effective win-win negotiations with the women in tech g…
• Aug 2, 2018 1:13 PM"Frog blast the vent core!" https://t.co/xmmbLdqlrE
• Aug 2, 2018 1:10 PMThe enemy of my enemy is my enemy, who is my enemy’s own worst enemy. https://t.co/G03TagoMHE
• Aug 2, 2018 12:43 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A mashup of the Twitter bird, the Java™ "coffee cup", and the Java™ "Duke" mascot.
• Aug 2, 2018 8:02 AM@Steve77352 You are part of the problem too, "Steve77352".
• Aug 2, 2018 7:49 AMRT @vicnastea: Konway's Law: Organizations which deploy systems to Kubernetes are constrained to produce namespace and cluster conventions…
• Aug 2, 2018 2:40 AMRT @SFPublicLibrary: Whether you remember the unique quality of vinyl recordings from back in the day or have discovered that pleasure more…
• Aug 2, 2018 2:20 AMRT @joshbloch: Congratulations to @sarahjeong! Richly deserved. https://t.co/Kck9jDSSNr
• Aug 2, 2018 1:43 AM@taylorleese Current slide has architectural diagrams copied from old @raffi presentations.
• Aug 2, 2018 1:42 AM@taylorleese Our #OneTeam lightning talk tomorrow (11AM for any tweeps interested in attending) has a slide with a reference to Woodstar.
• Aug 2, 2018 1:22 AM@taylorleese Hey @tperzyk, if you could hook up Taylor, @Twitter’s legit pro-am ringer of a tennis player that’d be very #OneTeam.
• Aug 2, 2018 1:11 AMPaging @taylorleese. https://t.co/gbBh5N3VZ0
• Aug 1, 2018 11:27 PM@ptraughber @SFUrbanForester Southern Magnolias are rad, but New Zealand Christmas Trees are positively Seuss-ian.
• Aug 1, 2018 10:39 PM@heyjoshua ?
• Aug 1, 2018 9:44 PMRT @jvreeland26: Everytime I look at twitter during a presentation and think, “Should I be paying more attention to this?” I see my boss tw…
• Aug 1, 2018 9:31 PMHey Tweeps & Ex-Tweeps, was there ever a logo or mascot for Woodstar?
• Aug 1, 2018 6:08 PMRT @joseeight: Once
• Aug 1, 2018 5:30 PMWelp. Now I’m stuck wondering about how improvisation is different between various cultures. #OneTeam
• Aug 1, 2018 5:19 PMTIL: Rod Blagojevech had a...shampoo brand? #OneTeam
• Aug 1, 2018 3:34 PMOdeo shut down my podcast, "Ian Brown’s Found Sound", so I figured I’d check out their pivot to SMS microblogging. #WhyIJoinedTwitter
• Aug 1, 2018 3:27 PMRT @Acosta: Just a sample of the sad scene we faced at the Trump rally in Tampa. I’m very worried that the hostility whipped up by Trump an…
• Aug 1, 2018 2:47 PMRT @cramforce: Fascinating! “Major Quantum Computing Advance Made Obsolete by Teenager” https://t.co/beZyWzWf5n
• Aug 1, 2018 2:04 PMRT @ysr1729: Listen before you speak, learn before you teach. -- @ErinMeyerINSEAD #oneteam
• Aug 1, 2018 5:55 AM@Steve77352 Try to be civil, Steve. Surely you must have some reason for your assertion (see start of thread) that LeBron James is a racist…
• Aug 1, 2018 5:43 AMMy second-most favorite moment of #OneTeam was explaining to @mikecvet who Serge Gainsbourg was.
• Aug 1, 2018 5:43 AMThis was my most favorite moment of #OneTeam. https://t.co/E5DH0fRmnv 🎥
• Aug 1, 2018 5:35 AM@Steve77352 Feel free to mute or block me whenever you want, Steve, but you decided to @-me first, so: why do you think LeBron James is a r…
• Aug 1, 2018 5:31 AM@Tcairns9 @SteveSauls @Scavino45 @WhiteHouse I’m sorry, but that is nonsense. Either you support Trump separating these families at the bor…
• Aug 1, 2018 5:17 AM@Steve77352 I asked you a question Steve: why do you think LeBron James is a racist?
• Aug 1, 2018 4:40 AM@SteveSauls @Tcairns9 @Scavino45 @WhiteHouse I’m not the one supporting a President and an administration that forcibly separates families …
• Aug 1, 2018 4:37 AM@SteveSauls @SBondyNYDN How do you figure, Steve?
• Aug 1, 2018 4:13 AM#OneTeam https://t.co/LqlYR3O2ea 📷
• Aug 1, 2018 3:07 AM@SteveSauls @Tcairns9 @Scavino45 @WhiteHouse If the sheet fits...
• Aug 1, 2018 1:32 AMRT @allieleww: I’m very thirsty and wishing I hadn’t put salt in my only water bottle #OneTeam
• Aug 1, 2018 1:32 AMRT @skamille: Had a great conversation with one of my brilliant engineers where he pointed out that the thing that makes adopting big open…
• Aug 1, 2018 12:58 AMRT @TonyPrintezis: #oneteam #LoveWhereYouWork #LoveTwitter https://t.co/2RC3gEFG9H 📷
• Aug 1, 2018 12:04 AMRT @kevin_wang: Incredible energy in the room at #OneTeam https://t.co/JrXjJBT3BL 📷