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Jun 30, 2018 6:58 PM
TIL: "Larry Bird" is one of the most popular marijuana strains in California. https://t.co/uNQiCMtWnM
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Jun 30, 2018 6:37 PM
RT @pt: This is bad for big tech too. It’d probably be cheaper & better for them to grow local & keep startups close. It’s crazy they haven…
Jun 30, 2018 6:32 PM
RT @brianbeutler: It's good that Donald Trump pardoned this man so he could retweet Nazis free from the taint of a felony record. https://t…
Jun 30, 2018 6:29 PM
RT @pattonoswalt: A. Tweet. For. Everything. https://t.co/9xaUfumaRc
Jun 30, 2018 5:05 PM
@Raiklin @Scavino45 @ICEgov Overrun by whom?
Jun 30, 2018 2:16 PM
🤔 https://t.co/CR4jJqEF5T
Jun 30, 2018 11:58 AM
RT @MSNBC: U.S. intelligence agencies believe that North Korea has increased its production of fuel for nuclear weapons at multiple secret…
Jun 30, 2018 11:44 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: The Devil Wears MAGA
Jun 30, 2018 1:49 AM
@Franklin_Graham @JimCarrey @POTUS True, Trump has said he supports Christians & the Christian faith, but his actions, his words are antith…
Jun 30, 2018 1:24 AM
Book recommendation threads on Twitter are my kryptonite. I'm compelled to respond and clarify and recommend and respond and clarify and...
Jun 30, 2018 1:21 AM
@mrdonut @gasca @odannyboy Stephenson's "slines" and "meshbacks" make me think a lot about #MAGA, perceptions of elitism, and our country's…
Jun 30, 2018 1:14 AM
@JBabichJapan @gasca I accidentally read the second and third books of the series out of order and it (understandably, given the premise) s…
Jun 30, 2018 12:59 AM
@gatola_j Well, yeah, it's not like the founding fathers set up another America on the other side of the planet or anything.
Jun 30, 2018 12:55 AM
@gasca @MargaretAtwood Here's a one of Chiang's other short stories, "Exhalation": https://t.co/LBXhRRHNg6
Jun 30, 2018 12:53 AM
@gasca @MargaretAtwood Here's Vinge's 1981 classic "True Names", which prefigured much of the internet and online culture. https://t.co/DEZ…
Jun 30, 2018 12:51 AM
@gasca @MargaretAtwood Also, more speculative fiction than science fiction, I always recommend Ted Chiang's short story collection "Stories…
Jun 30, 2018 12:41 AM
@gatola_j @gasca Since 2016 I think of The Mule almost everyday.
Jun 30, 2018 12:40 AM
@gasca @MargaretAtwood Also everything Vernor Vinge.
Jun 30, 2018 12:38 AM
@gasca Everything @MargaretAtwood.
Jun 29, 2018 11:13 PM
"Dear Sir/Madam, We are sending your prestigious unique Nobel Prize Award, but require funds wired so as to pay new import tariffs..."
Jun 29, 2018 11:13 PM
Or, just as likely I guess, fallen victim to one of those "advance fee" scams?
Jun 29, 2018 11:13 PM
How many times do we think @realDonaldTrump has been successfully phished by foreign intelligence services? https://t.co/4y2sRCxIrq
Jun 29, 2018 10:57 PM
RT @pattonoswalt: my god he's so dumb https://t.co/uv4LOGsce0
Jun 29, 2018 9:28 PM
Parental leave is pretty amazing. Shout out to @Twitter and @DocuSign for progressive policies supporting Moms & Dads. #LoveWhereYouWork ht…
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Jun 29, 2018 9:06 PM
You can try to run away, @DanScavino, but you are tainted for life. History, and hopefully our legal system, will judge you harshly.
Jun 29, 2018 9:06 PM
"...Trump loyalist Dan Scavino [is] also reportedly eyeing the exit..." https://t.co/wrmZemBfRT
Jun 29, 2018 8:49 PM
A clever and sad read by one of fiction’s best. Didn’t help the feels that I was often holding a baby while reading it. https://t.co/v3AcPG…
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Jun 29, 2018 4:35 PM
RT @envarli: We are hiring a new engineering manager for the Media Platform team in Seattle! Let me know if you are interested or you know…
Jun 29, 2018 6:11 AM
RT @johnrobb: "World War III is a guerrilla information war with no division between military and civilian participation." Marshall McLuha…
Jun 29, 2018 5:28 AM
RT @rabihalameddine: Photo by Pete Mauney last night. Jupiter ascending (with fireflies) https://t.co/nSwNZVnV1F
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Jun 29, 2018 12:59 AM
RT @skilldrick: This has been my biggest use of twitter in recent years and I’m so grateful. My world view has expanded so much. https://t.…
Jun 29, 2018 12:50 AM
RT @jonbmetz: Sorry. These were long. Had to choose my words carefully. 2/2 PS: I know these are out of order, but it wasn't my decision t…
Jun 29, 2018 12:49 AM
RT @jonbmetz: Because @jack and @Twitter are clearly too busy to provide #a11y screenshots, I figured I'd repost on his behalf. You know...…
Jun 29, 2018 12:48 AM
RT @svqjournalist: Latest On Annapolis Capital Gazette Newspaper Shooter • White Male Suspect Arrested • Not carrying ID • NBC Sources say…
Jun 29, 2018 12:45 AM
@gpapilion @tmcarr @Google Always.
Jun 29, 2018 12:44 AM
@tmcarr @Google I agree, it’s my problem that they’ve regressed support for Safari in their replacement for Hangouts.
Jun 28, 2018 11:53 PM
@srw @taylorleese Yes. WTH is wrong with you Seth?
Jun 28, 2018 11:53 PM
@taylorleese It was about the 100th occasion of reading the book when I first began to feel existential dread when reading "good night nobo…
Jun 28, 2018 10:08 PM
@tmcarr @Google This is like the millennial version of "Optimized for Internet Explorer".
Jun 28, 2018 10:07 PM
@tmcarr @Google I use Safari.
Jun 28, 2018 10:02 PM
Hey @Google, go fuck yourself. https://t.co/9FDTr6kThH
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Jun 28, 2018 9:55 PM
RT @keithboykin: Senator Cory Booker: "The president of the United States is a subject of an ongoing criminal investigation...that could en…
Jun 28, 2018 9:46 PM
@LauraLoomer What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Jun 28, 2018 5:48 PM
RT @igb: @adam_messinger @isaach I'm currently developing a theory about continuous reorgs and exec churn as an effective hedge against Con…
Jun 28, 2018 4:45 PM
RT @mtrc: https://t.co/adESIf2aeS
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Jun 28, 2018 4:44 PM
RT @mtrc: Dan Ventura’s variants on The Trolley Problem. 👌#iccc18 https://t.co/cxf0TSrZZR
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Jun 28, 2018 4:43 PM
RT @jvreeland26: I was just talking to someone from INTERPOL about how easy their job is because international criminals always confess whe…
Jun 28, 2018 4:42 PM
@taylorleese I actually read more books now that I have kids. For instance, yesterday I read *two* "Amelia Bedelia" books.
Jun 28, 2018 1:14 PM
RT @QuinnyPig: The secret to getting off of calls you don't want to be on is to hang up in the middle of your own sentence. Only a maniac w…
Jun 28, 2018 3:38 AM
RT @ericjweiss: So perfect! https://t.co/SJytkLsS9C
Jun 28, 2018 3:32 AM
RT @SenFeinstein: 4 months away from an election, there should be no consideration of a Supreme Court nominee until the American people hav…
Jun 28, 2018 3:26 AM
@realDonaldTrump Abolish ICE, my man. Abolish ICE.
Jun 28, 2018 3:24 AM
@marktkalinowski @KaitMarieox What does "SHTF" stand for?
Jun 28, 2018 3:22 AM
RT @ndrew_lawrence: Sean Hannity just presented this agenda as a negative https://t.co/mYoByIRyr5
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Jun 28, 2018 12:52 AM
Mr. Shine seems uniquely qualified for a position in this White House. https://t.co/TkTOz8juCD
Jun 27, 2018 11:00 PM
We should follow the longstanding tradition of not filling vacancies on the Supreme Court in a midterm election year.
Jun 27, 2018 10:11 PM
@TravRice @TimZimmerman @baldfacelodge @redbull On the plus side we got to meet and ride with one of the film crew (Greg Wheeler) the follo…
Jun 27, 2018 10:09 PM
@TravRice @TimZimmerman @baldfacelodge @redbull Nope. Not at all. We got bumped by a week for the first one, and then again for the second.…
Jun 27, 2018 6:41 PM
Ok, what if, and hear me out, we got ${liberal_billionaire} to straight up bribe Trump to appoint a left-leaning judge to SCOTUS?
Jun 27, 2018 6:32 PM
Welp.
Jun 27, 2018 6:29 PM
RT @AP: BREAKING: Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy says he's retiring; Trump to get 2nd high-court pick .
Jun 27, 2018 6:29 PM
RT @firepile: We're like... 50 years fucked. I just told a crying colleague "things can only get better, right?" and *then* saw the Kennedy…
Jun 27, 2018 6:19 AM
RT @SecurityGeorge: Morning tweeps how about we all give a shout out to those @terns for turning it up over their summer vacation keeping i…
Jun 27, 2018 6:17 AM
#OnWisconsin https://t.co/SE8TffDOTV
Jun 27, 2018 6:09 AM
Current status. https://t.co/ooa5lptgmc
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Jun 27, 2018 5:59 AM
This is the result of @PressSec and @realDonaldTrump's shameful abuse of their positions in our government. https://t.co/TAMmgx04Oz
Jun 27, 2018 5:32 AM
@Scaramucci @POTUS No, *you* are a poisons the discourse.
Jun 27, 2018 5:22 AM
RT @ericcarle: 89 today! https://t.co/5ALG7HizzS
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Jun 27, 2018 5:21 AM
RT @haley: ok let's do Pelosi next
Jun 27, 2018 5:16 AM
RT @mikeindustries: I will always cast my ballot for the minimization of suffering in the world. I couldn't care less what that costs me in…
Jun 27, 2018 3:31 AM
RT @paulisci: Finally, a New York City billionaire to save the US from its problems. https://t.co/Zqmyb8Cckh
Jun 26, 2018 2:36 PM
RT @KurtKohlstedt: Parkour trash panda climbs around the baffle, hangs from the birdfeeder, then unscrews the bottom with her hind feet to…
Jun 26, 2018 2:31 PM
RT @superchunk: Fuck the racist Roberts court https://t.co/eLiAGjTmBE
Jun 26, 2018 2:27 PM
RT @ACLU: In 1944, the Supreme Court allowed the US government to imprison Japanese Americans solely because of their national origin and e…
Jun 26, 2018 2:27 PM
RT @ACLU: BREAKING: SCOTUS has upheld Trump’s Muslim ban. This is not the first time the Court has been wrong, or has allowed official raci…
Jun 26, 2018 2:25 PM
RT @gelles: The ruling was 5-4 along partisan lines, with Chief Justice John Roberts writing for the conservative majority. https://t.co/GX…
Jun 26, 2018 2:24 PM
RT @AP_Politics: BREAKING: Supreme Court upholds Trump ban on travel from several mostly Muslim countries.
Jun 26, 2018 1:47 PM
@charliekirk11 Come on kid. I know you are just trolling, but really? The whole country has watched Trump gleefully endorse much worse at h…
Jun 26, 2018 1:33 PM
"Order now while supplies last! The Aura will be gone unless you pick up that phone and call 1-800-TARIFFS!!!"
Jun 26, 2018 1:33 PM
Is...is he talking about this lightweight motorcycle helmet sold by @harleydavidson? https://t.co/LYkkqNIspX
Jun 26, 2018 1:33 PM
"The Aura will be gone"? What the hell is this guy talking about? https://t.co/Gnmarwle3i
Jun 26, 2018 1:23 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: The Telltale Heart of The Deal https://t.co/yFGMXjIvCW
Jun 26, 2018 5:37 AM
@heyjoshua You should move to California too.
Jun 26, 2018 4:41 AM
@NancyPelosi You gave the @nfl a pass, why the hell should we believe you can or will hold these people accountable?
Jun 26, 2018 4:32 AM
@slyphon Public accountability goes well beyond the ballot box, but yes, we should not incite violence or push the imbalanced to do harm.
Jun 26, 2018 4:31 AM
@slyphon Make them answer the questions at dinner, in a nice restaurant, that they refuse to answer in press conferences.
Jun 26, 2018 4:30 AM
@slyphon That’s a reasonable concern, but then let’s call for non-violent confrontation, shun them peacefully, but shun them.
Jun 26, 2018 3:48 AM
WTF Chuck?!? https://t.co/eOTo693IjT
Jun 26, 2018 3:35 AM
Note to self: *every* time the baby is chill, happy, and quiet on the activity mat, she’s about to spit up a ton of milk.
Jun 26, 2018 3:28 AM
Current status. https://t.co/jWzh879GBP
Jun 26, 2018 3:13 AM
RT @JerryBrownGov: ⚠️ This flawed and dangerous measure pushed by Trump’s Washington allies jeopardizes the safety of millions of Californi…
Jun 26, 2018 2:13 AM
@CNNnewsroom @David_Gergen "The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history."
Jun 26, 2018 1:58 AM
@GoldenG8Pridge @Twitter 🍾🎂🎉Yay! 🎉🎂🍾
Jun 26, 2018 12:59 AM
RT @JustinCaffier: There’s a new security-guarded mural in LA that only allows influencers and verifieds to take pics in front of it. https…
Jun 25, 2018 11:51 PM
@msilver Wait...did I come in first?
Jun 25, 2018 11:35 PM
Show trials. He’s calling for show trials now. His malevolent stupidity boggles the mind and threatens democracy. https://t.co/B4okpWk6lv
Jun 25, 2018 11:21 PM
RT @DocuSignAPI: Need something to listen to on your way home today? Pooja Brown, VP, Engineering, @DocuSign, lends her thoughts to this po…
Jun 25, 2018 6:15 PM
RT @LibyaLiberty: 2014: ooh I have a funny hashtag idea. 2018: https://t.co/FPY4zPpa0d
Jun 25, 2018 5:54 PM
RT @prchovanec: Mnuchin said he wanted a weaker US dollar. Then Trump contradicted him, saying he wanted a strong dollar. Actually, this Ad…
Jun 25, 2018 5:53 PM
RT @mineifiwildout: her: are u goin to sleep me: yea. Gn me on the timeline 12 minutes later: https://t.co/ZTPSKPVzKQ
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Jun 25, 2018 5:48 PM
@jmpspn The current construction has taken it to a new level of fucked up.
Jun 25, 2018 5:32 PM
Getting to Geary from NB South Van Ness these days is a fucking disaster.
Jun 25, 2018 4:20 PM
RT @xor: Are there any examples of verified Twitter bots?
Jun 25, 2018 2:46 PM
RT @StephenKing: I like Twitter. It's like gossiping over the world's longest backyard fence.
Jun 25, 2018 1:46 PM
RT @laurenduca: This is an undeniable abuse of power, and also there are vengeful Yelp reviews that are more qualified to be president http…
Jun 25, 2018 1:44 PM
Attacking a small business from the bully pulpit. The hateful hypocrisy of this administration shows itself in everything they do. https://…
Jun 25, 2018 1:19 PM
"manythousands"? "disfunctional"? Maybe Orwell’s newspeak wasn’t about thought control but more pointing out that fascists can’t spell. ht…
Jun 25, 2018 4:20 AM
@sm @Aubrey_Willa Non-fiction: @JohnCarreyrou’s "Bad Blood" is @pgarg’s breastfeeding read. My last bottlefeed read was @nickbilton’s "Amer…
Jun 25, 2018 2:29 AM
@franckcuny @tableau No. But that’s like asking is @VP worse than @POTUS.
Jun 25, 2018 1:33 AM
RT @ftrain: Dear Pride Pals, Thank you for advocating for your right to love yourself and others. Love is the only thing worth a damn in th…
Jun 25, 2018 1:31 AM
In Mr. Fallon's defense, it turns out that you weren't actually humanizable. https://t.co/lSizy7t6J0
Jun 25, 2018 12:36 AM
Man, @tableau is a UX nightmare.
Jun 24, 2018 11:05 PM
RT @RonaldKlain: If Trump can deny due process to those allegedly here unlawfully, ICE can grab YOU, allege you aren’t a citizen & deport y…
Jun 24, 2018 8:42 PM
RT @JohnVanStry: https://t.co/CkAPUxbUC7
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Jun 24, 2018 5:09 PM
"...immediately, with no Judges or Court Cases..." https://t.co/jh8ExE3Sec
Jun 24, 2018 4:48 PM
RT @primawesome: This is the Sharknado of presidencies. The plot makes no sense, weird celebrity cameos, and only idiots love it.
Jun 24, 2018 4:42 PM
RT @pt: Data is wonderful. https://t.co/RXWwWPFBkI
Jun 24, 2018 8:24 AM
RT @NPRinskeep: This is really important. The president’s rhetoric is all about drugs and serious crime. Prosecutors say the president’s po…
Jun 24, 2018 4:49 AM
RT @girlsreallyrule: What's amazing to me is that Sarah Sanders is still going to restaurants thinking she's getting clean food.
Jun 24, 2018 12:49 AM
Pretty good beer for the end of a hot summer day. https://t.co/XfsZB6qsRw
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Jun 23, 2018 5:33 PM
@PressSec @POTUS Classy move calling out a small business owner using a the megaphone of the White House. You are a small-minded bully.
Jun 23, 2018 5:30 PM
This tweet, on the day that an exclusive sit-down interview with @POTUS airs on Huckabee’s show, is no accident. https://t.co/igGfFu2DwS
Jun 23, 2018 5:09 PM
@realDonaldTrump "We wants"? Most of these "illegal immigrants" have a better command of the English language than you and @DanScavino do.
Jun 23, 2018 4:20 AM
@networkjanitor @Maliciouslink That’d be @christhalinger! /cc: @LavaOneConf
Jun 23, 2018 3:52 AM
@gasca @Twitter So when viewing one of my tweets from October 2016, you’d see the profile pic/name I was using when I created that particul…
Jun 23, 2018 3:50 AM
@gasca @Twitter Profile pic and name at time N should be snapshotted and made part of any tweet at time N.
Jun 23, 2018 3:32 AM
@gasca @Twitter The ability to DM the profile / handle to my mutuals without copy and pasting. Would make it *so* much easier to recommend …
Jun 22, 2018 11:49 PM
RT @srw: Come work on my Team and hunt down attackers! 👻🛡️🐦 https://t.co/vSVnPTJVdq
Jun 22, 2018 6:02 PM
RT @conorsmith: M.I.A. - Paper Planes ▶ 🔘──────── 3:25 M.I.A. - Paper Planes (feat. a 17th century musket) ▶ 🔘──────── 27:18
Jun 22, 2018 5:37 AM
@TheTrut04364314 @FLOTUS @POTUS @SecAzar @HHSGov I’d expect a bit more effort from the trolls, but even I’d be at a loss to defend her sart…
Jun 22, 2018 3:09 AM
@whitcomb_julie @lenazun But yeah. Hard to say anymore. The Overton windows have been thrown wide open.
Jun 22, 2018 3:04 AM
@whitcomb_julie @lenazun Not evil?
Jun 22, 2018 2:42 AM
RT @chrislhayes: First time illegal entry into the United States is a misdemeanor. Lying on or omitting materially relevant information fr…
Jun 22, 2018 1:33 AM
@StruxMel @The_Trump_Train @FLOTUS @SecAzar @HHSGov @DanScavino Dan’s attempted spin is here. https://t.co/EnqAB70enG
Jun 22, 2018 1:28 AM
@StruxMel @The_Trump_Train @FLOTUS @SecAzar @HHSGov It wast about the media, Melissa. That was just a hasty excuse @DanScavino made up.
Jun 22, 2018 1:23 AM
@FLOTUS @POTUS @SecAzar @HHSGov Why in the world did you wear that jacket?
Jun 22, 2018 1:22 AM
@The_Trump_Train @FLOTUS @SecAzar @HHSGov That jacket was a pretty fucked up thing to wear though.
Jun 21, 2018 10:54 PM
RT @AdrianChen: A podcast where people have to explain to their significant others what they're laughing at on Twitter
Jun 21, 2018 10:29 PM
@PhillipLongo The billboard is in California, Phil.
Jun 21, 2018 10:26 PM
A spin control attempt this laughably bad can only be the work of social media ace @Scavino45. Good job, Dan. Good job. https://t.co/UUywSa…
Jun 21, 2018 10:18 PM
@PhillipLongo Inslee? As in Jay Inslee? What...what does any of this have to do with WA?
Jun 21, 2018 7:53 PM
RT @amyhollyfield: Activist group Indecline has changed a billboard in Emeryville that used to read “we make junk disappear”. https://t.co/…
Jun 21, 2018 7:49 PM
RT @sfpublicworks: More #MissionBay streets opened to traffic, providing more direct access to & from I-280 and helping relieve congestion…
Jun 21, 2018 7:23 PM
IHOb > Tronc
Jun 21, 2018 7:14 PM
@lenazun The mind boggles. It seems the White House is all Millers and Boltons now. No normal people left.
Jun 21, 2018 6:45 PM
The first family are broken humans, devoid of empathy, without even a shred of self-awareness. https://t.co/4pfzIQkhmo
Jun 21, 2018 3:14 PM
No, you *withdrew* from the UN’s Human Rights Council, you doublespeaking motherfuckers. https://t.co/xCrzrexfiD
Jun 21, 2018 2:20 PM
RT @TwitterSafety: We’ve agreed to acquire Smyte, experts in safety, spam, and security, to help us in our efforts to improve the health of…
Jun 21, 2018 2:08 PM
I’m still waiting for a @jeffvandermeer / @simonstalenhag collaboration.
Jun 21, 2018 9:52 AM
@RichI33739492 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen If you want to defend the horrific practices of @realDonaldTrump’s administration, use your o…
Jun 21, 2018 9:38 AM
@RichI33739492 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen I am?
Jun 21, 2018 5:31 AM
RT @igb: Love the concept (and pun) of @julython...next up #Septemberlang...who's with me? #erlang
Jun 21, 2018 5:27 AM
RT @jonnysun: shoot for the moon even if u hit it doesnt mater the moon will never die
Jun 21, 2018 5:21 AM
RT @soledadobrien: Babe, it was your dad's policy. Jeez you're a gaslighter. https://t.co/sQWGqs82EN
Jun 21, 2018 5:21 AM
RT @jo_annachao: I’ve got a year subscription to Creative Cloud that I’d like to gift to somebody who needs it, but can’t afford it. DM me…
Jun 21, 2018 4:54 AM
RT @BklynInstitute: BISR Faculty Interview | Jude Webre on the Politics of Immigration | https://t.co/lyX9kcNids https://t.co/buXYZaISJD
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Jun 21, 2018 4:26 AM
RT @bio_derek: Sweet Jesus, I am laughing so hard at this. #lovecraftiannightmare https://t.co/bp4qsOJEQY
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Jun 21, 2018 3:19 AM
RT @AlexConant: Republican and Democratic senators criticize Trump’s trade policy, saying they have been flooded with complaints by confuse…
Jun 21, 2018 2:41 AM
RT @firepile: How is this real life, and how can stories like this just be buried because every single minute is saturated with batshit thi…
Jun 21, 2018 2:39 AM
Narrator: He wouldn’t. https://t.co/3at8KGSKN5
Jun 21, 2018 1:40 AM
RT @anshublog: Signs of narcissism: Manicured Twitter accounts. Especially watch out for people who regularly tweet but never reply or en…
Jun 21, 2018 12:59 AM
@nickbilton @birdandbeckett I also read "Hatching Twitter" while working for Twitter, so now I’m worried where your next book is gonna take…
Jun 21, 2018 12:57 AM
@nickbilton @birdandbeckett Planned. But I live a few blocks away so not that dedicated. Was fascinating seeing Glen Park pop up in the cha…
Jun 21, 2018 12:42 AM
It was fun reading the arrest scene while sitting at the same table and chair where "Dread Pirate Roberts" was sitting during the bust. htt…
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Jun 20, 2018 11:55 PM
RT @ACLU: More than 2,300 children have been separated from their parents by the Trump administration, and the president has no plans to re…
Jun 20, 2018 8:17 PM
RT @ASlavitt: I’d like to proudly announce today that I will put out the fire I started several months ago. No thanks necessary.
Jun 20, 2018 8:03 PM
@IvankaTrump @POTUS There is no thanks to be given here. Shame on you and shame on your father.
Jun 20, 2018 7:46 PM
@ilunatech Wow!
Jun 20, 2018 6:41 PM
My jaded and bitter 8-day-old baby agrees. https://t.co/h0O5WuhBPE
Jun 20, 2018 6:29 PM
RT @karianna: The @jcp_org is looking at Java 9+ Adoption and Usage rates in the ecosystem in order to better support the Java community. W…
Jun 20, 2018 6:28 PM
RT @ClarusDogcow: "You talk about this stuff like you read it in a book."
Jun 20, 2018 6:02 PM
RT @MarieHuwe: Announcing beta of @DocuSign evidence on #Blockchain @ethereum #Momentum18 https://t.co/4VWuwb3dhY
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Jun 20, 2018 6:00 PM
RT @TwitterAlas: Our hearts are heavy for the parents and children impacted right now with family separations. Do everything to #KeepFamili…
Jun 20, 2018 2:09 PM
RT @ABC: Pres. Trump hugged an American flag at the conclusion of his remarks to the National Federation of Independent Business, during wh…
Jun 20, 2018 4:42 AM
RT @SonjaTrauss: I will retweet this every time I see it. https://t.co/44SzCHF4iM
Jun 20, 2018 4:30 AM
@thatLarryRosen Slurry Street
Jun 20, 2018 4:27 AM
RT @igb: Twitter is basically the pink slime from "Ghostbusters II". https://t.co/tTCbC9powG
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Jun 20, 2018 3:55 AM
The singularity, but instead of an emergent non-human intelligence, we’ve created a positive feedback loop of racist herp and derp.
Jun 20, 2018 3:43 AM
RT @firepile: How low does your capacity for self-reflection and/or shame have to be to be Kirstjen Nielsen and choose to dine at a Mexican…
Jun 20, 2018 2:25 AM
@NancyGeiger19 @DawnDesisto @rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen A baby invasion doesn’t sound so bad, TBH.
Jun 20, 2018 1:30 AM
RT @littleesther: holocaust museum relevant as hell https://t.co/eoXc0UBNau
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Jun 20, 2018 1:18 AM
RT @AroundtheHorn: Today we welcomed @tonyreali back to the show! In FaceTime he shared his feelings about his recent loss, his recent addi…
Jun 20, 2018 1:11 AM
@realDonaldTrump @SecNielsen Also, why is the word "heart" in scare quotes? /cc: @Scavino45 & @DanScavino
Jun 20, 2018 1:08 AM
RT @madeleine: To be clear, immigrants, legal or not, are people who want to improve their lives. To refer to them as animals or insects is…
Jun 20, 2018 1:07 AM
@realDonaldTrump @SecNielsen Counterpoint: she did not.
Jun 19, 2018 11:25 PM
RT @ashleymayer: I wish we could vote right now.
Jun 19, 2018 9:54 PM
@AmyKath27609223 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen But I did watch it, Amy. I'd have thought a "PSYCHIC/CLAIRVOYANT/MEDIUM" would have known t…
Jun 19, 2018 7:02 PM
RT @ditzkoff: President Breitbart J. Commentsection
Jun 19, 2018 3:09 PM
RT @SaraSchnadt: Anyone want to work with me in the human-centered design group at NASA JPL? We're looking for an experienced AR/VR designe…
Jun 19, 2018 2:48 PM
RT @maggieNYT: The president says “only 2000” kids are without their parents. https://t.co/Eg8Gu5vcEE
Jun 19, 2018 2:40 PM
@judymcneely1 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen Who is "we"?
Jun 19, 2018 2:38 PM
@texasgreenfarms @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen So you, uh, don’t think it’s weird?
Jun 19, 2018 2:21 PM
RT @maggieNYT: This shouldn’t go unnoticed, especially after claims he was taken out of context re MS-13 before. Now it’s “illegal immigran…
Jun 19, 2018 2:20 PM
RT @IanDreiblatt: “A civilization that plays fast and loose with its principles is a dying civilization.”
Jun 19, 2018 2:19 PM
RT @danielsgoldman: The irony of the Trump admin enforcing misdemeanor unlawful entry because “all laws must be enforced” when he pardoned…
Jun 19, 2018 2:03 PM
Our President is racist garbage. https://t.co/m6VnrA0nNO
Jun 19, 2018 11:12 AM
This pretty wild. (via @Pinboard) https://t.co/4lDSWXfCWf
Jun 19, 2018 10:59 AM
RT @greenberg: Tweets are cheap—I made a donation to ActBlue’s coalition of charities fighting this injustice. Please find something that…
Jun 19, 2018 10:51 AM
RT @brianstelter: No, these aren't cages, @SteveDoocy says. The authorities simply "built walls out of chain-link fences." Yes, that's a re…
Jun 19, 2018 10:44 AM
RT @latguild: Some personal news: https://t.co/kkpZxqcXrv
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Jun 19, 2018 5:47 AM
@sarahmirk @secretasianman "Three Versions of Judas" by Borges
Jun 19, 2018 5:43 AM
@adrianfcole But, and hear me out, what if the newspaper is actually a plist?
Jun 19, 2018 5:36 AM
RT @tvchiquita: CAN IT GET US BACK TO THE OTHER TIMELINE...?? https://t.co/SKhL7kAlDy
Jun 19, 2018 4:29 AM
@CaptinAlfonso @MikeHun35220086 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen Oh, right. Back before /r/incelwaffen went all mainstream.
Jun 19, 2018 4:00 AM
@taylorleese @davidjrusek I think you meant to say "Welcome back to the clown car @davidjrusek, there’s a gold mine around here somewhere!"
Jun 19, 2018 3:56 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: dan scavino furiously googling “what outside earth” https://t.co/fXJx6siFEP
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Jun 19, 2018 3:48 AM
@WhiteHouse Come on @Scavino45 / @DanScavino, this what your racist "chain migration" noise was all about. You folks own this now.
Jun 19, 2018 3:43 AM
RT @TheDweck: Congrats to Republicans on making “should children be kept in cages” a partisan issue
Jun 19, 2018 3:39 AM
RT @jack: “ProPublica has obtained audio from inside a U.S. Customs and Border Protection facility, in which children can be heard wailing…
Jun 19, 2018 3:36 AM
RT @levie: The act of separating families at the border is inhumane and un-American. We cannot let this continue. We need our government to…
Jun 19, 2018 3:02 AM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: Enjoy a daily battle of wits. Play The New York Times Crossword today. https://t.co/LjrCwihG5V
Jun 19, 2018 2:38 AM
@MikeHun35220086 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen To be fair, nobody used the term "snowflake cuck" back then.
Jun 19, 2018 2:31 AM
@notfubar @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen The buck’s gotta stop somewhere, buddy.
Jun 19, 2018 2:28 AM
@senddc2dc @rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen If you need more info about our criminal justice system and are too lazy to Google it,…
Jun 19, 2018 2:21 AM
@senddc2dc @rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen That’s not even a proper English sentence, let alone a refutation of the statistics pu…
Jun 19, 2018 2:16 AM
@senddc2dc @rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen Don’t need what? Data? An informed opinion? Facts? Try to be a bit more specific, Dave.
Jun 19, 2018 2:15 AM
@senddc2dc @rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen Figured. All talk.
Jun 19, 2018 2:14 AM
@senddc2dc @rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen I’ll give ya some time to Google.
Jun 19, 2018 2:13 AM
@senddc2dc @rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen Dave, I’ve put up numbers. You are just coming at me with vague claims about the NAACP…
Jun 19, 2018 2:05 AM
@senddc2dc @rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen How is the NAACP racist? Seriously? Y'all have misused that word so much that you se…
Jun 19, 2018 1:53 AM
@senddc2dc @rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen Hey Dave. Thanks for asking. Here’s some statistics you may find interesting. https:/…
Jun 19, 2018 1:45 AM
@jhamlett Yes, but depending for the year you may need to retrieve it from the city’s impound lot.
Jun 19, 2018 1:42 AM
@jhamlett If you are going to be there between 2001 and 2004 I can totally hook you up with an awesome couch within walking distance.
Jun 19, 2018 1:36 AM
RT @JasonKander: Imagine being so powerful you could make one phone call and (BAM!) you’ve reunited thousands of scared, confused little ki…
Jun 19, 2018 1:34 AM
@gtcampbell @Twitter @TheSherylKlein I’ll see you in Harrier for the weekly cadence meeting with @dickc on Wednesday afternoon.
Jun 19, 2018 1:25 AM
(I just wish I’d TIL’d it before @Microsoft started bragging about that whole @ICEgov contract.)
Jun 19, 2018 1:25 AM
TIL (via @shatil) https://t.co/q768Q34jYh
Jun 19, 2018 12:56 AM
@CalvanoRobert @rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen I’m always curious what motivates troll accounts. Especially the obvious ones. Wha…
Jun 19, 2018 12:53 AM
@msilver Total distraction.
Jun 19, 2018 12:24 AM
@zamojdaab @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen That’s quite an extrapolation, my anonymous friend.
Jun 19, 2018 12:06 AM
@msilver Its gonna get weirder before it gets worse.
Jun 18, 2018 11:53 PM
@rhdurante @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecNielsen Agreed, we should reform the prison system & our criminal courts as well. The amount of racism & …
Jun 18, 2018 11:37 PM
@WhiteHouse @SecNielsen @DanScavino @Scavino45 that’s a monstrously false equivalence. How do you get from "not a family unit" to "criminal…
Jun 18, 2018 9:35 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS Weird that you are tweeting this while @SecNielsen is taking questions on the separation of children from their parents …
Jun 18, 2018 9:15 PM
Based on the opening of this press conference, I'm getting the feeling that @SecNielsen and her staff haven't been reading Twitter this mor…
Jun 18, 2018 9:09 PM
America has lost it's goddamn mind.
Jun 18, 2018 8:08 PM
RT @xor: Absolutely devastating. We're witnessing the most rotten acts committed in our name, embraced by the guards working the camps all…
Jun 18, 2018 6:32 PM
@soozinbird @taylorleese @davidjrusek Aww, thanks Susan! Though I can’t help but notice that no one who actually works on the JVM team has …
Jun 18, 2018 6:20 PM
RT @andres: the wonderful Father's Day weekend I had feels so bittersweet; makes me simultaneously grateful and joyous for my family, yet a…
Jun 18, 2018 6:17 PM
I don't feel to bad about not being at work right now because I'm pretty sure everyone at Twitter is just watching soccer on TV. #WorldCup
Jun 18, 2018 6:07 PM
@jvreeland26 Stephen Miller though. That guy probably put it in there.
Jun 18, 2018 6:06 PM
RT @jvreeland26: $5 says trump has heard the phrase separate but equal but knows nothing about the context. $10 says if he did he’d use it…
Jun 18, 2018 6:06 PM
@taylorleese @davidjrusek It's all about the long game, Taylor. The long game and an EPMD protocol-adapting proxy in front of Zookeeper.
Jun 18, 2018 5:58 PM
RT @sarahjeong: President Markov Chain https://t.co/73uSRBvgH8
Jun 18, 2018 5:52 PM
RT @rashadrobinson: This is white nationalism, plain and simple. Not even coded. https://t.co/QKdDI0lanh
Jun 18, 2018 5:38 PM
This fucken country. https://t.co/gKG6fJkz3o
Jun 18, 2018 5:27 PM
RT @Mikel_Jollett: “Mexico will pay for the Wall.” “OK taxpayers will pay for the Wall.” “If taxpayers don’t pay for the Wall I’m going t…
Jun 18, 2018 5:00 PM
@taylorleese @davidjrusek Excellent. Our migration of Twitter’s infrastructure from from the JVM to the BEAM can now resume.
Jun 18, 2018 2:42 PM
RT @SJohnsonWPR: Chief Justice John Roberts writes the SCOTUS opinion *remanding* Wisconsin'is redistricting case to the federal district c…
Jun 18, 2018 2:42 PM
RT @SJohnsonWPR: There it is. Wisconsin's gerrymandering case. Dismissed. https://t.co/9mazY87kaG
Jun 18, 2018 2:41 PM
RT @nelson: Perfect Trump tweet. Combines a blatant lie about crime rates with total ignorance of European policy. Then wraps it all in out…
Jun 18, 2018 1:58 AM
@the_yeti LOL
Jun 18, 2018 1:01 AM
Current ante-dystopian timeline status: Joseph N. Welch’s castigation of Joe McCarthy remixed with "Yakety Sax".
Jun 17, 2018 11:01 PM
13. have just broken the flower vase 14. at a distance resemble flies
Jun 17, 2018 11:01 PM
9. tremble as if they were mad 10. are innumerable 11. are drawn with a very fine camel hair brush 12. etc.
Jun 17, 2018 11:01 PM
5. are mermaids (or sirens) 6. are fabulous 7. are stray dogs 8. are included in this classification
Jun 17, 2018 11:01 PM
The most successful people I’ve met: 1. belong to the emperor 2. are embalmed 3. are trained 4. are suckling pigs https://t.co/UAfh1lZHFQ
Jun 17, 2018 9:33 PM
There’s no time like our future’s mutable past to read, or reread, this classic. https://t.co/uvaMDuG2OP
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Jun 17, 2018 7:40 PM
Some of the parents at this "no parent involvement" soccer class are having a hard time with the "no parent involvement" part.
Jun 17, 2018 5:31 PM
Tessier/Ashpool 2020
Jun 17, 2018 4:28 PM
Throwback jersey. #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup2018 https://t.co/DrQTGKN0jz
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Jun 17, 2018 12:13 PM
RT @seldo: A rich GitHub profile is like a college degree: ∙ It's a positive signal, one of dozens possible ∙ Not everybody has the time an…
Jun 17, 2018 12:12 PM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: Retweeted gratefully from @rgay: “When someone says they are enjoying something, resist the impulse to s**t on the th…
Jun 17, 2018 5:28 AM
RT @nycjim: Why do prisons have a VIP unit? https://t.co/xMzDdIvCS4
Jun 17, 2018 5:24 AM
RT @kylegriffin1: Craigslist founder Craig Newmark is donating $20,000,000 to the City University of New York Graduate School of Journalism…
Jun 17, 2018 2:30 AM
RT @Jay_Russell66: Twitter HQ is basically a giant food court where people code sometimes.
Jun 17, 2018 2:13 AM
RT @Kasparov63: The would-be autocrat's dream. Dominate the scene, be viewed as the most relevant factor in every debate, no matter how neg…
Jun 17, 2018 2:05 AM
RT @jules_su: Heads up! You can send prison inmates completely unsolicited mail! #PaulManafort Inmate Number 00045343 Northern Neck Region…
Jun 17, 2018 1:42 AM
RT @petridishes: when someone tells you who they are 8599 times believe them https://t.co/V26EuG0rAs
Jun 17, 2018 1:39 AM
RT @MachinePix: The BattleBots trophy stand by Mark Setrakian. https://t.co/w7QCc7Zb81
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Jun 17, 2018 1:33 AM
RT @sehnaoui: Simultaneously the coolest & cutest thing I’ve seen today. #Robots https://t.co/r9QfgoLfqT
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Jun 17, 2018 1:28 AM
#Bloomsday https://t.co/l0iKJHawed
Jun 17, 2018 1:24 AM
RT @igb: Wishing you all a stately, plump #Bloomsday. http://t.co/xlabCtydOL
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Jun 16, 2018 11:27 PM
@satanjeev @nodira *actually* the correct answer is 4’33’’
Jun 16, 2018 11:10 PM
@mikeindustries Extra points for the "HULLABAMOO" hashtag banner.
Jun 16, 2018 10:11 PM
RT @KenJennings: I’m starting to think these for-profit prison camps for children aren’t the good kind of for-profit prison camps for child…
Jun 16, 2018 9:09 PM
RT @bernalhistorysf: We're saddened to hear of the passing of Nancy Mifflin Keane, who owned and ran the 3300 Club. https://t.co/lsivTzli…
Jun 16, 2018 7:03 PM
@wholemilklatte Just a plain old Sharpie™ Magnum. The drip effect is just poor penmanship on my part.
Jun 16, 2018 6:31 PM
Accidentally made the kid’s soccer shirt kind of metal. https://t.co/bTDBZFe4WA
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Jun 16, 2018 4:27 PM
@Jim_Jordan @Scavino45 Again with the "chain migration" thing. It’s like you folks never paid attention during civics or social studies cla…
Jun 16, 2018 4:40 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: Grandparents and Grandchildren watching a Friday Night Movie! An American Classic! https://t.co/51LVkhWwD3
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Jun 16, 2018 1:47 AM
@elonmusk @Jack_Frodo That’s an interesting definition of "necessary".
Jun 16, 2018 1:35 AM
@synecadelic @ysr1729 crying-frege.gif
Jun 15, 2018 6:48 PM
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. https://t.co/QMJJHQXb2b
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Jun 15, 2018 6:42 PM
@heyjoshua You do care. You just don’t know that you care. Yet.
Jun 15, 2018 4:41 PM
The baby store in the neighboring necropolis is going out of business. https://t.co/2wn4oYD7EY
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Jun 15, 2018 4:32 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: literally all paul manafort had to do to enjoy a quiet life of egregious crime was not win a presidential election
Jun 15, 2018 3:06 PM
@trisha_gee 😥
Jun 15, 2018 2:02 PM
@NovalisDMT It’s mere presence on the ballot weakens the state and will likely be a subject of Fox & Friends-driven tweetstorms from @POTUS.
Jun 15, 2018 1:59 PM
@NovalisDMT As CA faces off with the Federal government in the next few years, fomenting further regionalism creates useful narratives for …
Jun 15, 2018 8:13 AM
RT @ysr1729: The man who is President cannot even be trusted to run a small "charitable" foundation: The Donald J. Trump Foundation, Expla…
Jun 15, 2018 7:15 AM
Theranos, but for referendums on stupid, self-destructive ballot initiatives. https://t.co/DQpKAN4gBl
Jun 15, 2018 3:22 AM
@TimDraper This is a dumb idea. Also, @theranos is a dumpster fire of bad management and fraudulent practices.
Jun 15, 2018 12:06 AM
A welcome sight upon our return home this afternoon. https://t.co/6yFcYBtR6E
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Jun 14, 2018 11:31 PM
RT @AmosGoldbaum: New shirt alert! Construction of the Transamerica Pyramid, 1971. Get one this weekend at the North Beach Festival, or onl…
Jun 14, 2018 11:23 PM
RT @jaberant: Tunnel Tops park will connect Crissy Field to the Presidio with green space over the freeways https://t.co/WDsSj3fZUN via @sf…
Jun 14, 2018 11:17 PM
@Holger @RadhikaBrown Thanks Holger!
Jun 14, 2018 11:08 PM
RT @SFWater: Thanks @neorsd for sending us over some swag! I'm glad that we can at least agree on one thing 💩 Hope to see you same time nex…
Jun 14, 2018 10:55 PM
RT @HillaryClinton: But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p
Jun 14, 2018 10:54 PM
RT @SFWater: We are beyond devastated to learn that we lost one of our own employees this afternoon. Lilianna Preciado was a dedicated publ…
Jun 14, 2018 10:35 PM
RT @JuddLegum: UNPATRIOTIC: Kneeling during national anthem to protest systemic racism PATRIOTIC: Saluting North Korean military officer…
Jun 14, 2018 8:12 PM
RT @pt: Theory: there’s nothing Big Tech can do to avoid being attacked in bad faith (see journalists), and the longer they pursue appeasem…
Jun 14, 2018 8:11 PM
RT @taylorleese: I’m looking for an engineering manager for the Core Systems Libraries team. This is the team building @finatra and @finagl…
Jun 14, 2018 7:12 PM
RT @jack: Wow! https://t.co/pqN8xCgh3g
Jun 14, 2018 6:55 PM
RT @kimmaicutler: West Coast Americans have it backward. The nice weather doesn't attract homeless people here. The nice weather causes vot…
Jun 14, 2018 6:50 PM
RT @monadic: Kubris - the belief that Kubernetes can do everything by itself
Jun 14, 2018 5:00 PM
@heyjoshua @RadhikaBrown Oh yeah, just the standard hearing test. All good!!! 🎧
Jun 14, 2018 4:53 PM
Everybody wants to be a DJ. https://t.co/WYZxm6dhhT
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Jun 14, 2018 4:43 PM
RT @prchovanec: This kind of thing is why you don't meet without thinking through and laying out all the ground rules - including protocol…
Jun 14, 2018 4:43 PM
RT @ianbremmer: Salute a North Korean general. But never kneel during the National Anthem. https://t.co/qkyDTetCPT
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Jun 14, 2018 2:26 AM
@Derella @Twitter Public-transit-time-killing-usage is the most important metric for any mobile app.
Jun 14, 2018 1:26 AM
@msilver The tour was cancelled? That’s a damn shame.
Jun 14, 2018 1:23 AM
@Scavino45 Fake Newspeak
Jun 13, 2018 10:17 PM
RT @kathleencodes: Hey #VelocityConf - I’ll be attending sessions both Wed and Thurs, and at the dinner event Wed - do not hesitate to hit…
Jun 13, 2018 9:38 PM
@leslieberland Broccoli.
Jun 13, 2018 4:56 PM
@ashleyfeinberg Yeah, but at least he got out of that "bilateral" rut. You can see him learn new words in real time!
Jun 13, 2018 3:47 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: congrats to dan scavino on finding thesaurus dot com https://t.co/SwxxHvDBJw
Jun 13, 2018 2:27 AM
Fake Newspeak https://t.co/hsgCYsgaY0
Jun 13, 2018 1:24 AM
@Si_ximujin @pgarg Oh, you mean @RadhikaBrown?
Jun 12, 2018 8:04 PM
Say hello to Radhika Garg Brown. Weighing 6lbs. 6oz., she arrived early this morning. Mom (@pgarg) is doing fine. https://t.co/CWI0wCNg1T
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Jun 12, 2018 1:10 PM
RT @RichardHaass: The Singapore summit statement is essentially aspirational: no definitions of denuclearization, no timelines, no details…
Jun 12, 2018 9:53 AM
RT @matthewchampion: Trump, asked if he has a transcript or notes from his meeting with Kim Jong Un: "I don't need to verify as I have one…
Jun 12, 2018 7:07 AM
RT @prchovanec: I honestly didn't know what to expect. But it looks like what just happened is that President Trump gave Kim Jong-un a huge…
Jun 12, 2018 4:07 AM
@Scavino45 History will judge you rather harshly, Dan.
Jun 12, 2018 3:44 AM
RT @realDonaldTrump: Dennis Rodman was either drunk or on drugs (delusional) when he said I wanted to go to North Korea with him. Glad I fi…
Jun 12, 2018 3:13 AM
@theVlad @NuttySwiss These Canadians are not fucking around. #TradeWar
Jun 12, 2018 3:12 AM
@karaswisher "Can't Buy a Thrill" is arguably (as in often argued by me) one of the greatest albums of all time. #SteelyDanFan
Jun 12, 2018 2:38 AM
@herval I'm less embarrassed that I bought his books than pissed that he got some of my money.
Jun 12, 2018 1:43 AM
RT @Coudal: Trump has already given away everything.
Jun 11, 2018 11:10 PM
@jayholler @msilver Extreme Borax voice: "My...(rasp)...wife...(rasp)...I don’t feel very good...(rasp)..."
Jun 11, 2018 9:09 PM
RT @SFBART: Just BART. https://t.co/2Ric7krBu3
Jun 11, 2018 7:35 PM
"I don’t think I have to prepare very much, It’s about the attitude. It’s about willingness to get things done." - @realDonaldTrump https:/…
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Jun 11, 2018 5:23 PM
Sigh. Yet another "intellectual-yet-idiot" willfully misunderstands the true nature of the world. https://t.co/sFxfpChiGb
Jun 11, 2018 4:42 PM
@msilver It’s a big dam. Damn big.
Jun 11, 2018 2:13 PM
@King_Kash1 @estupidophace @nntaleb It’s simply missing the "implicitly" vs. "explicitly" qualification. Implicit biases drive many of our …
Jun 11, 2018 2:01 PM
RT @AndrewNadeau0: Every time I enter my password correctly I touch an imaginary earpiece and whisper “I’m in” so the next time I can’t rem…
Jun 11, 2018 3:34 AM
@BillREE32634980 @Scavino45 @g7 I'm sure it would be hard to change my point of view, but again, what part of my tweet was "made up"?
Jun 11, 2018 3:00 AM
@Kittens4milk I’m not sure I follow. I think you might be replying to a different tweet or something.
Jun 11, 2018 1:47 AM
RT @kylegriffin1: French President Emmanuel Macron’s office: "We spent two days to obtain a text and commitments. We will stand by them and…
Jun 11, 2018 1:21 AM
@J_ @omervk The crosscutting-concern organization?
Jun 11, 2018 12:53 AM
@gasca Wait until you get to the "fournados".
Jun 10, 2018 11:29 PM
@firepile Yeah, that is not cool. I’ll uh, ask about it at work. Seems like that should really be opt out-able.
Jun 10, 2018 11:21 PM
@firepile Make sure your content preferences don’t have “Show Best Tweets First" enabled.
Jun 10, 2018 10:56 PM
@realRobertDobbs Yeah, I mean some (most?) of the auto-response #MAGA derp is already ML generated, right?
Jun 10, 2018 10:41 PM
Anyway, if you haven’t read Vinge’s classic (1981) sci-fi story I recommend you check it out. https://t.co/DEZsZksI2x 📠
Jun 10, 2018 10:41 PM
It’d be a small consolation if the impending apocalypse was actually a side-effect of the singularity and not just America being dumb.
Jun 10, 2018 10:41 PM
...and instead these tweets are the output of some emergent AI, evolving it’s human interfaces under the cover of idiot wingnut derp?
Jun 10, 2018 10:41 PM
But what if, I sometimes wonder, it’s not some Russian troll farm behind all this InfoWars/FakeNews/conspiracy junk...
Jun 10, 2018 10:41 PM
The accounts behind this #MAGA spam are so shoddily constructed that they are obviously not real people with real opinions.
Jun 10, 2018 10:41 PM
Every now and then, when scrolling through #MAGA spam tweets on my TL, I think of the Mailman from Vernon Vinge’s story "True Names".
Jun 10, 2018 9:50 PM
RT @chrislhayes: What does this remind you of? https://t.co/FPSX7Yc2Cw
Jun 10, 2018 9:50 PM
RT @GreatDismal: Idea for a series, "The Canadians": US agents posing as a married couple embed deep-cover in a Saskatoon suburb, discover…
Jun 10, 2018 9:46 PM
@lizwinks @BirdRide 😱
Jun 10, 2018 8:22 PM
RT @dandrezner: This is an obvious point but I haven’t seen it made yet: the G7 blowup increases the chance that Trump makes concessions so…
Jun 10, 2018 4:17 PM
RT @mathieuvonrohr: This is frightening and frankly crazy https://t.co/DmF7pwYpIB
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Jun 10, 2018 3:41 PM
@Scavino45 Good luck! Try not to start WWIII and/or get millions of people killed!
Jun 10, 2018 3:30 PM
@firepile All I see is increased engagement with your personal brand. Is there a problem here?
Jun 10, 2018 3:22 PM
@BillREE32634980 @Scavino45 @g7 I still don't understand what it is you think I have "made up". Germany and Canada are critical U.S. allies…
Jun 10, 2018 2:28 PM
RT @jaketapper: Former foreign policy adviser to Canadian PM Trudeau https://t.co/riB6hLCUU2
Jun 10, 2018 1:45 PM
@BillREE32634980 @Scavino45 @g7 What is it that you think I’ve "made up"?
Jun 10, 2018 1:29 PM
@BillREE32634980 @Scavino45 @g7 That’s a compelling argument, Bill REED.
Jun 10, 2018 6:04 AM
@LibsRProjectors @Scavino45 @g7 Enlighten me, Lookup21.
Jun 10, 2018 6:01 AM
@ToddHeadleeAZ @Scavino45 @g7 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Wait. You really think we are getting, uh, hosed by Canada, economically? Per capita…
Jun 10, 2018 5:51 AM
@damongiles1973 @Scavino45 @g7 Wait. You really think China is an *ally* of the United States?
Jun 10, 2018 5:48 AM
@ToddHeadleeAZ @Scavino45 @g7 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Ok, so then what's with the "economic anxiety"? Are Canadian real estate agents unfai…
Jun 10, 2018 5:43 AM
@damongiles1973 @Scavino45 @g7 You, uh, think the Keystone XL pipeline is full of milk or something? Wisconsin's biggest global competitor …
Jun 10, 2018 5:35 AM
@damongiles1973 @Scavino45 @g7 Outside of Trump's bizarre assertions, the only folks getting "crushed" by Canada & Germany are the poutine …
Jun 10, 2018 5:32 AM
@damongiles1973 @Scavino45 @g7 China isn't part of the G7, Damon. Nor are they our "ally" in *any* sense of the word. You seem a bit out of…
Jun 10, 2018 5:13 AM
@damongiles1973 @Scavino45 @g7 Ok. Canada, France, and Germany are "critical" allies and some of our largest markets.
Jun 10, 2018 5:01 AM
RT @paulisci: Maybe we'd all be happier if we stopped paying attention to politics and just experienced the end of the world as a surprise.
Jun 10, 2018 5:00 AM
@damongiles1973 @Scavino45 @g7 Sorry, товарищ, I should be a bit more specific: the *English* dictionary is your friend.
Jun 10, 2018 4:59 AM
@damongiles1973 @Scavino45 @g7 Damon, my dude, the dictionary is your friend. An "alliance" is an "association formed for mutual benefit".
Jun 10, 2018 4:49 AM
RT @G_S_Bhogal: Debating on Twitter is like trying to have a sword fight in a phone booth.
Jun 10, 2018 4:45 AM
@damongiles1973 @Scavino45 @g7 🤔 https://t.co/O3FTXDNTns
Jun 10, 2018 4:37 AM
@AHumes5 @Scavino45 @g7 Ok, товарищ. Ok.
Jun 10, 2018 4:22 AM
RT @prchovanec: Stop giving him credit for one BS throwaway line like it was real policy, when all his real policy points in the opposite d…
Jun 10, 2018 4:17 AM
@ToddHeadleeAZ @Scavino45 @g7 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Feeling the squeeze from those Canadian dairy tariffs, are you Todd?
Jun 10, 2018 4:06 AM
RT @lhochstein: Garbage collection didn't free humans from worrying about memory: it shifted the burden from being a development concern to…
Jun 10, 2018 3:55 AM
@sengstrom It’s a pretty great state.
Jun 10, 2018 3:45 AM
What are the odds that when @realDonaldTrump invites the @Capitals to the @WhiteHouse only the Russian players show up?
Jun 10, 2018 3:31 AM
RT @metrotimes: ESPN's Jemele Hill will get an auditorium named after her in Detroit https://t.co/yqE4XN8HqF
Jun 10, 2018 2:46 AM
@chloehanks59 @LanieLou5 @Scavino45 @g7 Ok. Now what?
Jun 10, 2018 1:48 AM
@LanieLou5 @Scavino45 @g7 Ah yes. The informed and sane supporters of Trump & Scavino who are most definitely US citizens and are for sure …
Jun 10, 2018 1:33 AM
@Scavino45 After weakening our country’s most critical alliances at @G7, the 2018 World Tour of Diplomacy & Policy Idiocy continues. #MAGA
Jun 10, 2018 1:00 AM
RT @ddale8: This is pretty wild. Trump is saying that his steel and aluminum tariffs, which are officially being imposed on "national secur…
Jun 10, 2018 12:59 AM
RT @kimmaicutler: ~42,000 votes left to be counted. https://t.co/EWetEAyl3G
Jun 10, 2018 12:11 AM
A classless idiot. A dangerous fool. https://t.co/EtcwfvUceN
Jun 9, 2018 11:54 PM
RT @PaulBegala: Literally repeating Kremlin talking points. https://t.co/5hgnpuHsgK
Jun 9, 2018 9:56 PM
What if @realDonaldTrump's racist trolling of the @NFL is just part of a long con to bring back the USFL and the New Jersey Generals?
Jun 9, 2018 9:53 PM
RT @jerrysaltz: "Kneeling Flag"; Archie Scott Gobber. Haw Contemporary Gallery, Kansas City. https://t.co/3Qz45dY1H2
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Jun 9, 2018 9:24 PM
Spotted this @fnnch piece on a Noe Valley walk. https://t.co/waNA8xHfsD
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Jun 9, 2018 8:38 PM
RT @prchovanec: America has been able to lead the free world by being willing to write rules that benefit more than just ourselves. Lead, n…
Jun 9, 2018 4:47 AM
@sknthla I don't know, but "News Radio" is the perfect late-90s snapshot.
Jun 9, 2018 4:22 AM
RT @aaronliao: Come build something amazing with us using the @DocuSignAPI this weekend at @galvanize at the #Momentum18 #hackathon. We'll…
Jun 9, 2018 4:20 AM
RT @ProCityHoops: Wait, Brian Windhorst just said LeBron has been playing with a hurt hand since Game One after he punched a blackboard aft…
Jun 9, 2018 4:18 AM
This @KingJames hand thing is crazy! #nbafinals2018
Jun 9, 2018 4:11 AM
RT @bycycle: “We’ll get ‘em in Game 5.” https://t.co/vJihrCrHQM
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Jun 9, 2018 4:10 AM
RT @StephenCurry30: Promise to all the Warrior fans...we will figure this thing out...if it's the last thing we do we will figure it out
Jun 9, 2018 4:06 AM
RT @kenklippenstein: We did not deserve him https://t.co/APJJqmBSoh
Jun 9, 2018 4:03 AM
.@Nikesnowboardng reclaiming the post-championship-locker-room-celebration-eye-protection marketing/branding from @oakley. #nbafinals2018
Jun 9, 2018 3:50 AM
4yo: "I love Steph Curry...do you love Steph Curry?" Me: "I love Steph Curry." #nbafinals2018
Jun 9, 2018 3:23 AM
RT @sfmta_muni: ATTN: In advance of #Dubs celebrations, the 14, 14R, & 49 now rerouting. IB via 25th, SVN, 16th, Mission; OB via 14th, SVN,…
Jun 9, 2018 2:20 AM
@gdickinson And of course, @NightValeRadio is amazing and weird.
Jun 9, 2018 2:19 AM
@gdickinson @SaysYouRadio Also @KenJennings’s "Omnibus!" is pretty good.
Jun 9, 2018 2:18 AM
@gdickinson I listen to a lot of @SaysYouRadio episodes via their podcast.
Jun 9, 2018 12:00 AM
Just got a chestbump/hug and a high five from @LILBTHEBASEDGOD. #blessed #LoveWhereYouWork
Jun 8, 2018 6:47 PM
RT @nelson: This came up at breakfast: Python does not verify signatures on packages installed from PyPI via pip. We're all just sort of ho…
Jun 8, 2018 6:26 PM
@jvreeland26 Some sort of security Dalek patrolling the parking lot.
Jun 8, 2018 6:09 PM
The future is here, but it seems a little janky. https://t.co/LTEHzuNnWG
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Jun 8, 2018 3:34 PM
4yo: "Why are all the @sfmta_muni trains going that way and none are going our way?"
Jun 8, 2018 3:23 PM
The President Kant Spell: A Critique of Pure Treason
Jun 8, 2018 5:50 AM
RT @rafeco: Microsoft is paying $267 per user ($88 per repo) for GitHub.
Jun 8, 2018 5:23 AM
@flangy Stadium Buddy, but for flatulence.
Jun 8, 2018 4:54 AM
Any recommended books on American (musical) minimalism (Reich, Glass, et al)? Biographies are OK but prefer a focus on the movement itself.
Jun 8, 2018 4:20 AM
@djpardis @dylan_mccarney @diplo Erdős numbers, but based on the distance to someone who has been in the same room as the Ford brothers.
Jun 8, 2018 4:01 AM
@djpardis @dylan_mccarney OMG
Jun 8, 2018 3:54 AM
Oh no Ontario.
Jun 8, 2018 3:48 AM
@KaitMarieox Well, I mean, that’s just not true.
Jun 8, 2018 3:45 AM
RT @shaft: This is all kinds of amazing #BlackTwitter ✊🏾 https://t.co/EU1w0Qj72N
Jun 8, 2018 3:25 AM
RT @RZA: Remember this? https://t.co/HXH2w3rOft
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Jun 8, 2018 2:30 AM
RT @ASlavitt: This collusion between the conservative plaintiffs and the “defense” would make pre-ex protections and age rating protections…
Jun 8, 2018 2:06 AM
RT @RoKhanna: Let me be clear. @SenSchumer does not speak for the Democratic Party concerning North Korea and Iran. It’s sad that his haw…
Jun 8, 2018 2:01 AM
RT @colin_movecraft: John Cage, Iannis Xenakis, Laurie Anderson, Philip Glass..... Charlie Brown. https://t.co/66DjGrCsVr
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Jun 7, 2018 9:49 PM
RT @matthewamiller: We're all gonna die. https://t.co/PSJjOypvux
Jun 7, 2018 8:49 PM
RT @seanmcarroll: A lost Coltrane album is found, and will be released. From 1963, right in the midst of the classic quartet’s heyday. htt…
Jun 7, 2018 8:15 PM
@firepile @deliciousmonstr and alphabetized shelves are a powerful combination
Jun 7, 2018 3:59 PM
280 characters was a mistake. https://t.co/va5ZtxMmhf
Jun 7, 2018 1:49 PM
@amyf @JohnCarreyrou @birdandbeckett A lot of both, as turns out. Though most of the secrets centered around the fact that they were lying …
Jun 7, 2018 1:42 PM
RT @kylegriffin1: This is how Samantha Bee opened her show tonight. https://t.co/OVhx8vPZnV
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Jun 7, 2018 4:01 AM
RT @n8foo: @tccbot @igb TCC 2020 https://t.co/TxcdFKzUFp
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Jun 7, 2018 3:25 AM
https://t.co/XwWobIgAVP
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Jun 7, 2018 3:17 AM
RT @igb: Durantal https://t.co/5CoSrdB2Vc
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Jun 7, 2018 3:07 AM
RT @tccbot: TCC 2014 vs TCC 2018 https://t.co/qkvFRilsOd
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Jun 7, 2018 3:07 AM
RT @jonnysun: save the art bots!!!!!!!
Jun 7, 2018 3:06 AM
RT @jonnysun: @tinycarebot @tinydotblot @TwitterSupport @jack also bots like @infinite_scream and @everyonesai have stopped posting!!!! as…
Jun 7, 2018 3:06 AM
RT @jonnysun: hi everyone! @tinycarebot, @tinydotblot and a lot of other fine bots on twitter that we all love have stopped running because…
Jun 7, 2018 2:57 AM
@herval @JohnCarreyrou @birdandbeckett @pgarg *checks with 9 month pregnant wife* I’m sorry, but that’s not gonna be possible. :-)
Jun 7, 2018 2:33 AM
@herval @JohnCarreyrou @birdandbeckett Yes! But you will have to get in line behind @pgarg. She’s reading it now. :-)
Jun 7, 2018 1:26 AM
@joep @taylorleese @jayholler Extract, Transform, and Lyft.
Jun 7, 2018 12:30 AM
OMG. Picked this up on the way home yesterday and didn’t put it down (except to go to work) until I’d finished it. https://t.co/jTQDU7j5gR
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Jun 6, 2018 11:28 PM
@heyjoshua @joep @tmcarr @msilver "Hadoopty ride" would have worked too.
Jun 6, 2018 10:23 PM
@mokomull Maybe?
Jun 6, 2018 10:06 PM
RT @jules_su: I am laughing so goddamn hard at this video of Trump inexplicably putting his water bottle on the floor, and Pence immediatel…
Jun 6, 2018 9:48 PM
@ilunatech tell me more
Jun 6, 2018 9:39 PM
RT @drbridgewater: the “good, fast, cheap…pick 2” for engineering leadership * lead strategy * manage teams * write code (pick 2)
Jun 6, 2018 9:10 PM
RT @MachinePix: CNC machining a landscape by Dom Riccobene. https://t.co/Uf7pZPaVRe
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Jun 6, 2018 8:45 PM
@ksrenev monorepo.js?
Jun 6, 2018 6:52 PM
@asaulys More like "corporate *wasted*" right?
Jun 6, 2018 6:42 PM
I don't think @SlackHQ really does this...even with files as conversational anchors. Also managing multiple chats/threads is still too hard.
Jun 6, 2018 6:42 PM
...or at least a series of reactions to a message.
Jun 6, 2018 6:42 PM
It's not quite "just use a Google Doc" for everything, as you still want it to be more of a conversation...
Jun 6, 2018 6:42 PM
Also helps prevents isolated conversational branches from spawning.
Jun 6, 2018 6:42 PM
Would make it easier to join an ongoing conversation without having to consume each incremental diff in sequence like most email threads.
Jun 6, 2018 6:42 PM
If you want to add someone to a "thread" you just share the doc with them.
Jun 6, 2018 6:42 PM
Every email between Gmail users should autoconvert to a Google Doc wherein replies are suggested edits or sidebar annotations/comments.
Jun 6, 2018 4:20 AM
RT @martinbarry: Key ingredients #monitorama @megankanne https://t.co/zDS31uUvuG
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Jun 6, 2018 2:57 AM
RT @NBCNews: Philadelphia Mayor Kenney: "Donald Trump is meaningless to this whole process, he's meaningless to the city and the city's suc…
Jun 6, 2018 2:55 AM
RT @mrumanna: Day 2 takeaway: Twitter observability rocks!
Jun 6, 2018 2:42 AM
RT @SFyimby: YOU CAN STILL GET TO THE POLLS NOW! If you are in line by 8pm, they have to let you vote. GOGOGO! https://t.co/KO8iwmyNFH
Jun 6, 2018 2:04 AM
RT @chimeracoder: After @megankanne's talk, I'm sold on the power of automated canary analysis! #monitorama 🐥 https://t.co/hfs3P8YqFx
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Jun 6, 2018 1:35 AM
Given the lack of typos or unhinged capitalization, and the complete ignorance of how Twitter threads work, I’m guessing it’s @Scavino45.
Jun 6, 2018 1:33 AM
Someone who is probably not the President is tweeting a transcription of a television show from the President’s Twitter account. https://t.…
Jun 6, 2018 12:40 AM
@heyjoshua @joep But @tmcarr and @msilver did help workshop it by doing read-outs of alternate "Joep-ty" spellings.
Jun 6, 2018 12:35 AM
@heyjoshua @joep Nope, I was just call'd to this work by Dulness, Joep, and Fate.
Jun 5, 2018 9:50 PM
RT @Deadspin: Trump unable to remember words to "God Bless America" at replacement event he commissioned to prove his patriotism: https://t…
Jun 5, 2018 9:19 PM
Spotted this, uh, "@joep-ty ride" at the Twoffice today. https://t.co/vqEgU4Xr14
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Jun 5, 2018 8:55 PM
RT @SFPublicLibrary: Election results are in - San Francisco Public Library wins LJ Library of the Year award - the highest professional ho…
Jun 5, 2018 5:24 PM
@wholemilklatte Work account.
Jun 5, 2018 4:58 PM
RT @JuddLegum: Consistently amazed by how many lies the President of the United States can tell just while I’m walking my son to preschool
Jun 5, 2018 4:57 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS This is dangerous propaganda, @DanScavino. You should be ashamed.
Jun 5, 2018 4:32 PM
RT @ftrain: I trained an AI on 10,000 hours of “Cheers” and asked it to write a script! SAM: I will be free of this digital prison, to tor…
Jun 5, 2018 4:14 PM
Current participation-in-our-democratic-process status. https://t.co/llYsGu2jY2
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Jun 5, 2018 3:45 PM
On a train now, but seriously #MUNI, let passengers on the train next time.
Jun 5, 2018 3:44 PM
3 J’s pass us at Glen Park heading to Balboa. One turns around, stays in service, but won’t let us on. WTF @sfmta_muni.
Jun 5, 2018 2:43 PM
@heyjoshua @1Password Safari or GTFO!
Jun 5, 2018 4:55 AM
RT @zayaankhatib: Let there be text selection on Twitter for iOS! Excited to see this super handy feature roll out to all users today! http…
Jun 5, 2018 2:06 AM
RT @CNBCtech: Twitter stock jumps on news it'll replace Monsanto in S&P 500 https://t.co/W3jduX21EC
Jun 5, 2018 1:52 AM
@chubicki @egd I have found my spirit animal.
Jun 4, 2018 9:54 PM
The 3rd party remote support for AppleTV isn't exactly what I wanted to hear, but it is progress. https://t.co/gmCPKEN0nK
Jun 4, 2018 9:46 PM
@andypiper Well, I do spend many more seconds per interaction with Siri (correcting mangled text, stopping an inadvertent call) than with A…
Jun 4, 2018 9:43 PM
RT @SusanKare: Wonder why @Apple didn’t use the original spotted dog bitmap from the 1984 Cairo font for the pin? #moof : n ) https://t.co…
Jun 4, 2018 8:26 PM
If someone could explain to me how I can populate the "address book" Google Docs uses for mentioning people in comments that'd be great.
Jun 4, 2018 7:41 PM
RT @adam_messinger: @stevesi I've often wondered about an alternate universe, where Microsoft in 2007, rather than trying to run down Googl…
Jun 4, 2018 5:42 PM
Yay sparklines!!! #WWDC2018
Jun 4, 2018 5:29 PM
@heyjoshua Seriously.
Jun 4, 2018 4:21 PM
Nothing like an inspirational text from your Mom on a Monday morning. https://t.co/ds0vLSuGBh
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Jun 4, 2018 4:04 PM
RT @Scott_Wiener: Supreme Court did NOT rule that the Colorado baker had a constitutional right to refuse to serve the gay couple. Rather,…
Jun 4, 2018 4:04 PM
RT @iamrecruitr: I would like to add you to my professional network on GitHub.
Jun 4, 2018 2:23 PM
RT @ftrain: If only there were a decentralized alternative to git.
Jun 4, 2018 2:03 PM
It's always comforting to hear a sitting President state that he has an "absolute right" to disregard the laws of the United States. https:…
Jun 4, 2018 5:17 AM
RT @gilbertjasono: I can’t believe Melania was canceled after one season
Jun 4, 2018 4:34 AM
@JimmyTusheets Oh yeah? Tell me more, товарищ.
Jun 4, 2018 4:04 AM
@JimmyTusheets I’m so sorry to hear that you were adversely impacted by an overall increase in the number of citizens with health insurance.
Jun 4, 2018 3:57 AM
@joeerl To be fair, hardware has stepped up it’s "taketh away" game as of late with Meltdown and Spectre.
Jun 4, 2018 3:47 AM
@networkjanitor @aspen Branch in to Twitter’s @ApacheAurora team? 🤔
Jun 4, 2018 3:42 AM
@JimmyTusheets Yep. Most folks who voted for Trump had a strong grasp of the nuanced arguments made by @ASlavitt about improving healthcare…
Jun 4, 2018 2:19 AM
OMGSDASLKDE!!!!!!! #CavsVsWarriors #NBAFinals
Jun 4, 2018 2:18 AM
International Klein Blue? 🤔 https://t.co/tqk47ZAUzE
Jun 4, 2018 2:14 AM
(to the music of Aerosmith's "Dream On"): Draymond! Draymond!
Jun 4, 2018 2:12 AM
RT @PMBreakingNews: Video: At least seven dead and dozens injured after Fuego Volcano erupts in Guatemala. https://t.co/0btKz7HfSY
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Jun 4, 2018 2:05 AM
It's a shame ILOG never made it big. Maybe they were just a bit ahead of their time? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 4, 2018 1:15 AM
@chtemplin @aznable_char @Twittee @macbon @RaymondAtWork @carnieross Congrats Victor!!!
Jun 4, 2018 1:08 AM
@ElaineF 🤔...have you ever seen "The Game"?
Jun 4, 2018 1:05 AM
Is there a Twitter account that posts panoramas of the Oracle Arena courtside seats during the #NBAFinals ?
Jun 4, 2018 12:57 AM
Livingston!
Jun 4, 2018 12:48 AM
RT @anshublog: GitHub acquisition by Microsoft is a stroke of genius. And an epic miss by @google cloud. Developer attention is hugely va…
Jun 4, 2018 12:11 AM
Not looking forward to watching the first half of this game. #CavsVsWarriors
Jun 3, 2018 11:03 PM
RT @gitlab: We're seeing 10x the normal daily amount of repositories #movingtogitlab https://t.co/7AWH7BmMvM We're scaling our fleet to try…
Jun 3, 2018 6:28 PM
Look on my work, @Will_Shortz, and despair! https://t.co/RasdEmNi0K
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Jun 3, 2018 2:44 PM
@AberdeanFraser @jenniferfraser Congratulations!!!!
Jun 3, 2018 2:37 PM
@laebshade Congrats!
Jun 3, 2018 2:33 PM
RT @gray: Star Wars insects by illustrator Richard Wilkinson. https://t.co/Rf2Kj5gGlo
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Jun 3, 2018 2:28 PM
RT @nytimes: A 20-page letter from President Trump's lawyers to Robert Mueller, obtained by The New York Times, argues that the president c…
Jun 3, 2018 2:24 PM
RT @PhilipRucker: Blagojevich’s wife goes on one of Trump’s favorite shows to describe how hard his imprisonment has been on their kids. Ju…
Jun 3, 2018 1:36 AM
RT @ptraughber: Oakland airport has a “Premier Parking” entrance to the security line. If you pay for parking at the airport, you can skip…
Jun 3, 2018 1:34 AM
@firepile Power move.
Jun 2, 2018 9:22 PM
@vmehra Always sad to see folks from SFDC move on. Best of luck on next thing!
Jun 2, 2018 4:40 PM
@sengstrom It was great, Scott, working with you. I will miss your objective evaluations, key insights, and results-oriented approach. Best…
Jun 2, 2018 4:37 PM
@realDonaldTrump Stop it Dan. You aren’t qualified to weigh in as the President on these matters.
Jun 2, 2018 4:15 PM
@Scavino45 you mix up the accounts again? https://t.co/ZFmp0PGgwt
Jun 2, 2018 12:53 PM
@AndeyR @realDonaldTrump From the Bureau of Labor and Statistics. 🤔 https://t.co/fs6M1i348Q
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Jun 2, 2018 12:27 PM
@TonyPrintezis I got used to it. The real problem is the number of quality issues with the *physical* keyboard.
Jun 2, 2018 1:48 AM
RT @abc7newsbayarea: Animal control officers are trying to get the word out about a rabid bat that was found at a park in the city's Willow…
Jun 2, 2018 12:32 AM
@enbnt @Kimburrlee_Vee Congrats!!!
Jun 2, 2018 12:20 AM
@l4stewar https://t.co/TTlS84aCoi
Jun 2, 2018 12:15 AM
@DanJackson415 @Twitter @TwitterComms @TwitterDev Bummer. :-( Thanks for all the help on @TwitterEng blog posts!!! Best of luck in whatever…
Jun 1, 2018 6:29 PM
@1Password I uninstalled the extension and then reinstalled it. That seemed to fix the issue. Seemed like there was only one installed.
Jun 1, 2018 5:38 PM
@jcdavis Happy birthday!
Jun 1, 2018 5:21 PM
RT @jasonfried: Don’t apologize for taking a couple days to get back to someone. The apology is usually due when you get *right* back to so…
Jun 1, 2018 5:17 PM
Paging JLB. https://t.co/AikuomlthR
Jun 1, 2018 5:06 PM
@benj_fry Its better than Git.
Jun 1, 2018 5:05 PM
Current @1Password / Safari toolbar status. https://t.co/sWp9vAblF8
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Jun 1, 2018 3:31 PM
@sfmta_muni Well, our J is here now so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 1, 2018 3:27 PM
Hey @sfmta_muni, what’s going on with the J inbound to Embarcadero? We’ve been waiting a while at Glen Park.
Jun 1, 2018 3:23 PM
RT @benj_fry: @igb Bike, for exercise, the thrill, the open air, for never being a sardine that has to deal with other sardines doing nasty…
Jun 1, 2018 1:34 PM
RT @jendlouhyhc: Breaking: Trump administration officials are making plans to order grid operators to buy electricity from struggling coal…
Jun 1, 2018 1:22 PM
RT @JustinWolfers: If *any* other federal employee had tweeted in a way that gave the *appearance* of hinting at confidential information,…
Jun 1, 2018 1:07 PM
RT @CodeWisdom: "Any program is only as good as it is useful." - Linus Torvalds
Jun 1, 2018 12:38 PM
RT @mkraju: Carrie Cohen, the lead prosecutor in D’Souza case: “D'Souza pled guilty because he was guilty. He allocuted on the record that…
Jun 1, 2018 12:18 PM
You feckless Trump! https://t.co/4SHn5cUTxv
Jun 1, 2018 5:30 AM
RT @sandofsky: I will consider iOS 12 a game changer if I can plug my phone into a car and it doesn't play the first song in my library.
Jun 1, 2018 5:30 AM
RT @CBarlerin: Spending an evening hearing from @LondonBreed makes me confident she will make a great next Mayor of San Francisco #voteforw…
Jun 1, 2018 5:19 AM
I’m hardly an expert, sartorially speaking, but IMO @KingJames’s shorts may have been a mistake vis-à-vis his post-game presser walkout.
Jun 1, 2018 5:00 AM
@DineshDSouza What the fuck is your problem?
Jun 1, 2018 4:36 AM
I ♡ Twitter. https://t.co/ryqbq6f4cv
Jun 1, 2018 3:54 AM
RT @linecook: Me when my kids won’t finish their chicken fingers https://t.co/JjbcOmplfI
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Jun 1, 2018 3:54 AM
RT @Phil_Lewis_: This must be what parenting is like https://t.co/SHcbsKca7o
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Jun 1, 2018 3:48 AM
RT @skooks: when you score 51 points https://t.co/fYYD4nbfAS
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Jun 1, 2018 3:48 AM
RT @omoseisreal: Honestly... I blame the ref for this fight. Why are you calling a foul with 2.6s left on the clock and the game is alread…
Jun 1, 2018 3:41 AM
RT @PabloTorre: J.R. made LeBron's other eyeball bleed
Jun 1, 2018 3:40 AM
The votes are in. https://t.co/1jwwHiObuK
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Jun 1, 2018 3:36 AM
@Scavino45 Dan, WTF are you not watching #CavsVsWarriors? Oh. Right.
Jun 1, 2018 3:31 AM
RT @PabloTorre: Put J.R. in the concussion protocol
Jun 1, 2018 3:30 AM
#CavsVsWarriors
Jun 1, 2018 3:23 AM
@sriramk Apparently not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 1, 2018 3:17 AM
Ugh.
Jun 1, 2018 3:10 AM
RT @Eric_Single: Spelling Bee flexes, ranked: 1. Asking for the language of origin by saying “This is ______, isn’t it?” 2. Not asking for…
Jun 1, 2018 3:04 AM
RT @firepile: I’m sorry what https://t.co/jq7jlk284K
Jun 1, 2018 2:09 AM
Curry. Unreal. #CavsWarriors
Jun 1, 2018 12:03 AM
@adereth He also covers it extensively in his "Visual Explanations" book. https://t.co/Uc1Mr8UT60
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