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Jan 31, 2018 10:56 PM
RT @sanfranmag: Is your child texting about San Francisco? Know the signs: LMAO: Late Muni again obv FTW: fernet tastes weird AFAIK: Actual…
Jan 31, 2018 10:38 PM
RT @Mikel_Jollett: @StephenKing Heisenberg & Schroedinger get pulled over for speeding. The cop says “do you know how fast you were going?…
Jan 31, 2018 9:57 PM
Lunchtime run to WFH. Burned the lungs and legs on those Dolores hills. Backpack with laptop and "work" clothes didn’t help. https://t.co/B…
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Jan 31, 2018 8:00 PM
RT @sfchronicle: #BREAKING: San Francisco will retroactively apply California’s marijuana-legalization laws to past criminal cases, Distric…
Jan 31, 2018 5:44 PM
RT @CAStateParks: Another awesome job by our @CalStateLG! Are you or someone you know interested in becoming a #CAStateParks lifeguard? Tr…
Jan 31, 2018 5:37 PM
@asaulys Previously on @igb: https://t.co/fuU41hk6g5
Jan 31, 2018 4:54 PM
RT @mreinhold: Updated proposal: OpenJDK Vulnerability Group: https://t.co/X0lGoVysOU #openjdk #java #security
Jan 31, 2018 4:41 PM
RT @TomKsobiech: Metaphor alert. https://t.co/3mFYxMg8xz
Jan 31, 2018 4:36 PM
RT @taylorleese: Shout out to my immigrant mother in law who lost both parents during WW2, spent her childhood in an orphanage, and still m…
Jan 31, 2018 4:24 PM
RT @taylorleese: Shout out to my immigrant wife who was the valedictorian at USF and is now back at @usfca teaching computer science. Shout…
Jan 31, 2018 2:54 PM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell What has it done to my geography?
Jan 31, 2018 5:38 AM
⚡️ “Quiksilver CEO Pierre Agnès missing at sea” https://t.co/x1TfFv2cSZ
Jan 31, 2018 5:27 AM
RT @RPDCAOnline: UPDATE 1 - The affected area has changed. Refer to the attached map for shelter in place area https://t.co/H7MPI7CGhW
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Jan 31, 2018 5:27 AM
RT @abc7newsbayarea: The shelter-in-place order has expanded as Richmond firefighters battle a blaze at a scrap metal yard. Here are the ar…
Jan 31, 2018 5:23 AM
s/commonly/un-racistly
Jan 31, 2018 5:14 AM
RT @roach: @annapickard Here’s a neat thing by the new office I went to find after seeing @haley post a photo of it https://t.co/wXc6u0NPsN
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Jan 31, 2018 5:13 AM
"Chain migration", or "immigration", as it's more commonly known, is one of the things that makes America great again and again and again.
Jan 31, 2018 5:09 AM
Shout out to my immigrant grandparents, immigrant mom, immigrant wife, immigrant brother-in-law, and immigrant sister-in-law. #SOTU
Jan 31, 2018 4:32 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Would you vote for a President or a Senator or a Representative who ran on a pla…
Jan 31, 2018 4:31 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Don, the 2nd part of your tweet *seems* like it's not "legal immigration", but "…
Jan 31, 2018 4:25 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Why 12 years? If they have lived here for 11 or more years and came here as mino…
Jan 31, 2018 4:19 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Why not? My mother (a legal immigrant) and my wife (a legal immigrant) and my br…
Jan 31, 2018 4:05 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell And let’s change the law to make Dreamers citizens now, not in 2 or 5 or 10 year…
Jan 31, 2018 4:03 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell Let’s have Conservatives & Liberals & Libertarians & Socialists co-sponsor legis…
Jan 31, 2018 3:59 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell OK, so let’s change the law to let *more* immigrants come here and *more* immigr…
Jan 31, 2018 3:45 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell I hate to break it to you Don, but Trump’s isolationist policies will likely mak…
Jan 31, 2018 3:41 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell They can hire bright, educated immigrants from around the world in Sweden *becau…
Jan 31, 2018 3:40 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell That an uninformed view, Don. US companies build offices in countries like Swede…
Jan 31, 2018 3:34 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell This seems pretty disingenuous Don...by all accounts Trump and his administratio…
Jan 31, 2018 3:18 AM
@dmcnulty60 @deeano2 @larryhouse @Kitsynurse @ThomasSowell The #MAGA folks seem more about racist immigration policies that run counter to …
Jan 30, 2018 9:47 PM
*channels my inner Anthony Noto* Check out live Pipeline surfing on Twitter‼️ https://t.co/6iF1BDz0jV
Jan 30, 2018 9:40 PM
RT @polvi: Big news: CoreOS agrees to join Red Hat! This powerful combination of our companies is aimed at making important #containers and…
Jan 30, 2018 8:58 PM
RT @ddale8: Asked about the impact of the US declining to be part of the new TPP, Mulroney recites a phrase in French, then translates: “If…
Jan 30, 2018 6:15 PM
@44 @Scavino45 my country isn't doing too well either
Jan 30, 2018 6:13 PM
@44 @Scavino45 *Someone* has to keep an eye on him.
Jan 30, 2018 6:10 PM
FFS @Scavino45, chill with re-tweets! https://t.co/xqeJWYhSVc
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Jan 30, 2018 5:55 PM
RT @mattblaze: I'm assuming there's some WH staffer whose entire job is to keep Tide Pods away from the president.
Jan 30, 2018 5:42 PM
RT @joshbloch: I think it's fair to say that the Trump administration has descended into self-parody. https://t.co/r7G13IqtWS
Jan 30, 2018 4:59 PM
RT @davidshepardson: New: FCC says the Hawaii employee who issued the faulty alert believed it was an actual emergency -- and did not selec…
Jan 30, 2018 3:05 PM
Theory: @SlackHQ is a Trojan horse created by @stewart to steal your computer’s resources in order to mine Sparkly, Metal, and Molybdenum.
Jan 30, 2018 2:52 PM
@BrentNYT "The energy required to refute bullshit..."
Jan 30, 2018 2:47 PM
RT @thehill: FEMA to "officially shut off" food and water aid to Puerto Rico https://t.co/33mPIrIhcz https://t.co/pEasmvQHus
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Jan 30, 2018 6:01 AM
@NuttySwiss ...and?!?
Jan 30, 2018 4:37 AM
RT @burritojustice: OMG LRV4 at West Portal https://t.co/zaPQxX3EQP
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Jan 30, 2018 4:36 AM
RT @jaketapper: .@MichLKosinski reports: @StateDept has informed Congress that for now there is no need to enforce any additional sanctions…
Jan 30, 2018 4:03 AM
@44 Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
Jan 30, 2018 3:58 AM
Melville: "I Kant even." https://t.co/GAXRj0Plhl
Jan 30, 2018 3:55 AM
RT @byjoelanderson: “It is almost impossible to see any path to anything above a kind of super-mediocrity topping out around 50 wins.” @Zac…
Jan 30, 2018 3:34 AM
Every consumer app or service that @NikeRunning develops never fails to be an identity and authN disaster. https://t.co/wtl7HmY4rB
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Jan 30, 2018 1:54 AM
RT @ysr1729: OH question: Are they trying to kill Java? OH response: They are definitely trying really really hard! [editor's note: "Java…
Jan 30, 2018 12:44 AM
RT @captainsafia: Hello! I’m still looking for my first full-time, post-grad engineering gig. I’m looking for SE roles in Chicago/remote…
Jan 29, 2018 11:41 PM
On a related note...is #TweetFeet still a thing?
Jan 29, 2018 11:40 PM
Hit up the old #TweetFeet run today at lunchtime. Did the ~4.5 "@CharlieCroom Panhandle" variation. First time running that route in years!…
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Jan 29, 2018 7:05 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: A bunch of starlings is a murmuration. A bunch of otters is a romp. A bunch of spiders is in your sock drawer.
Jan 29, 2018 4:42 PM
@jellybeanjones @fvrojas Can somebody make him take off that hat? /cc: @egd
Jan 29, 2018 5:46 AM
RT @SwiftOnSecurity: I have a confession. I bought my followers. Yes. You’re a robot. I know this is hard to hear right now.
Jan 29, 2018 4:12 AM
RT @NeinQuarterly: Meanwhile in Berlin. https://t.co/oVONjeT4W9
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Jan 29, 2018 3:22 AM
RT @BillMartinKTVU: Lake Tahoe going off last week! https://t.co/UHWSarVLLs
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Jan 29, 2018 1:59 AM
RT @lrgmnn: fighting baseball for super famicom. some japanese guy had to come up with a whole league of fake american names https://t.co/4…
Jan 28, 2018 11:23 PM
RT @Pappiness: Forget Jay-Z and focus on the spin. Black unemployment has been declining since 2010 at a steady rate, but less jobs were cr…
Jan 28, 2018 10:31 PM
RT @cassiehusnu: Girl Scouts are fucking ruthless selling right outside of a Dispensary https://t.co/Z1se0xrBE2
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Jan 28, 2018 9:03 PM
I have not seen "Titanic". https://t.co/sinK4agmqZ
Jan 28, 2018 8:35 PM
@Benioff @realDonaldTrump Marc...
Jan 28, 2018 7:22 AM
@realDonaldTrump Seriously... https://t.co/Xt0qVUmAoE
Jan 28, 2018 6:58 AM
@jayholler They’re good tweets Jake. Even if they aren’t all #Dogme140 compliant.
Jan 28, 2018 4:11 AM
How about we just make them citizens now? https://t.co/MG2QrXmvTt
Jan 28, 2018 3:29 AM
13) you must not delete tweets containing typos
Jan 28, 2018 3:29 AM
12) the number of accounts you follow must be less than the number of accounts that follow you
Jan 28, 2018 3:29 AM
11) you must not tweet links to paywalled or subscriber-walled content
Jan 28, 2018 3:29 AM
10) you must not tweet screenshots of text as a means of going beyond 140 characters
Jan 28, 2018 3:29 AM
9) if anyone you follow tweets a picture of their kid you have to like^H^H^H^H fave it unless it’d seem creepy
Jan 28, 2018 3:29 AM
8) you must not retweet other people’s quote tweets of your own tweets
Jan 28, 2018 3:29 AM
7) no Nazis, #MAGA puppets, or Russian bots
Jan 28, 2018 3:28 AM
6) you must not post links to @instagram photos
Jan 28, 2018 3:28 AM
5) don’t steal other people’s jokes
Jan 28, 2018 3:28 AM
4) you still have to call them "faves"
Jan 28, 2018 3:28 AM
3) RTs are not endorsements
Jan 28, 2018 3:28 AM
2) any images or photos in a tweet must have useful and considered alt-text
Jan 28, 2018 3:28 AM
1) all tweets must be less than 140 characters
Jan 28, 2018 3:28 AM
Dogme 140: A Manifesto.
Jan 27, 2018 8:49 PM
@srw Just following up here...did you write any bots while on leave?
Jan 27, 2018 8:47 PM
@seb_m_1234 Congrats! It's an awesome bot. I will follow it again if you can turn down the Tweet frequency. :-) https://t.co/CuWlQhrxRN
Jan 27, 2018 5:19 AM
@waferbaby Like a "libtard cuck" apparently.
Jan 27, 2018 5:11 AM
Nice work, @Scavino45. Nice work. https://t.co/NqYYOS2kz8
Jan 27, 2018 4:41 AM
Currently 😭😭😭😭😭😭 watching 😭😭😭😭😭😭 @DisneyPixar’s 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 "Up". 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jan 27, 2018 3:16 AM
School pickup this afternoon was 90% cute and 10% nightmare fuel. https://t.co/HTG1KcYcLo
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Jan 27, 2018 1:53 AM
@mazdakh ...it’s just not evenly distributed.
Jan 26, 2018 7:27 PM
@taylorleese Seriously. I can barely feel my toes.
Jan 26, 2018 6:49 PM
ELIZA, but for shitposting & trolling in an attempt to subvert America's democratic process by amplifying divisions among its populace.
Jan 26, 2018 6:34 PM
@InvertedSignals @seanhannity @nytimes "go chase that truck" Is that some sort of Russian colloquialism? Or are you referring to the truck…
Jan 26, 2018 6:23 PM
@javawithjiva I have no idea what you are talking about. https://t.co/Y0BaUQcTyo
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Jan 26, 2018 6:20 PM
@InvertedSignals @seanhannity @nytimes Nah, I'm too damn funny to be a bot.
Jan 26, 2018 6:16 PM
RT @SFBART: BART needs skilled Java developers! Have you worked with distributed systems, systems with high availability, real-time data me…
Jan 26, 2018 6:16 PM
@SFBART @sharonw Lemme know when you need an engineering manager. ;-)
Jan 26, 2018 5:57 PM
@heyjoshua @ErbStephan If you have a monolithic application then a monorepo is a great idea. https://t.co/8W2JSJb4X2
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Jan 26, 2018 5:40 PM
I mean, I guess we missed it because they put the posters at ankle level.
Jan 26, 2018 5:36 PM
@InvertedSignals @seanhannity @nytimes Who gets out of my bubble? Mike, товарищ, brush up on your English.
Jan 26, 2018 5:32 PM
@Scavino45 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Dan. My man. Protectionism and isolationism is *bad* for our economy. Sloganeering and silly tweets can'…
Jan 26, 2018 5:10 PM
@heyjoshua and @ysr1729 I can’t believe we missed this! #BOAT https://t.co/wUmnffRrbb
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Jan 26, 2018 2:59 PM
RT @ASlavitt: Spending $25 billion on a wall “trust fund” at this point is like making an expensive hostage payment to xenophobes.
Jan 26, 2018 2:57 PM
FFS. Is *every* line in this goddamn book a metaphor about Trump-era America? https://t.co/uQ7k8tLngj
Jan 26, 2018 2:51 PM
@InvertedSignals @seanhannity @nytimes Also, most Americans do not support Trump. #MAGA
Jan 26, 2018 2:50 PM
@InvertedSignals @seanhannity @nytimes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Most Americans (as opposed to puppets, bots, trolls, and Fox News propagandists) have nua…
Jan 26, 2018 6:08 AM
@InvertedSignals @seanhannity @nytimes Hahaha...wait...why do you think I’m a liberal? Have you even read my Twitter feed?
Jan 26, 2018 5:44 AM
RT @lizzwinstead: !!! https://t.co/oliTq14bcZ
Jan 26, 2018 5:41 AM
@waferbaby @Flickr Well, it’s got it’s warts, I’ll give you that, but clearly it’s better than JSON.
Jan 26, 2018 5:40 AM
@InvertedSignals @seanhannity @nytimes Not sure your math is correct here buddy. Check your work.
Jan 26, 2018 5:38 AM
@waferbaby My favorite thing about @Flickr is/was the XML-centric API.
Jan 26, 2018 5:35 AM
@InvertedSignals @seanhannity @nytimes Sorry "Mike"...couldn’t quite parse that one...cone again?
Jan 26, 2018 5:24 AM
RT @YosemiteNPS: Today marks the 50th anniversary of the last Firefall! Each night for almost 100 yrs, embers were pushed off of Glacier Po…
Jan 26, 2018 5:21 AM
@InvertedSignals @seanhannity @nytimes Hush puppet. Trump’s anti-democratic reflexes are a danger to Americans. Hannity’s childish propagan…
Jan 26, 2018 4:58 AM
@seanhannity @nytimes "It’s a distraction! It’s not confirmed! Ok...it’s confirmed...uh...hey! Watch this car crash video!"
Jan 26, 2018 4:56 AM
These sled events at Winter @XGames are terrifying.
Jan 26, 2018 4:41 AM
Always choose XML.
Jan 26, 2018 4:40 AM
I just played #AzureTrivia. I answered #XML, what will you choose? https://t.co/EEE9b4SZXE
Jan 26, 2018 4:13 AM
RT @sgurumur: That’s twitter for you https://t.co/53w1njNNHj
Jan 26, 2018 4:13 AM
RT @SFBART: It’s our favorite. https://t.co/CxExAAZ5j5
Jan 26, 2018 3:43 AM
This is unsurprising. But it’s still fucking crazy. https://t.co/Ex9j96295E
Jan 26, 2018 3:18 AM
RT @yashar: Hannity’s lead story tonight. https://t.co/ZaqE1vDO9V
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Jan 26, 2018 12:40 AM
What we need is some sort of "Enterprise Lorax" who speaks, not for trees, but for conference rooms that’ve been converted to war-rooms.
Jan 26, 2018 12:05 AM
...so now if I want share something I’m just gonna fave it. It’ll still show up in your TL, but @heyjoshua won’t get an alert for it.
Jan 26, 2018 12:05 AM
@heyjoshua was upset that he couldn’t restrict notifications to just the tweets authored by me because I "retweet too much"...
Jan 25, 2018 11:54 PM
RT @ChadBown: Any time 2 US trading partners sign a deal that lowers tariffs toward each other — and Trump decides not to participate ...A…
Jan 25, 2018 8:49 PM
RT @ASlavitt: BREAKING: They couldn’t PASS a law to repeal the ACA, so they intend to BREAK the law to allow discrimination against people…
Jan 25, 2018 8:49 PM
@prchovanec Pretty sure Trump's personal opinion on this issue is shaped simply by the "positive" adjective "strong".
Jan 25, 2018 8:24 PM
RT @JuddLegum: Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, who is collecting voter information on millions of people across the country, just ac…
Jan 25, 2018 7:10 PM
I mean, sure, RIP Warren Miller, but can I just say how annoying his edits were? Every shot of an air always cut away before the "landing".
Jan 25, 2018 6:26 PM
#OnWisconsin https://t.co/yH3WKB3nxP
Jan 25, 2018 6:24 PM
RT @raffi: i’m so excited to have @boblord join us at @TheDemocrats to lead us on security. as an ice breaker we asked him what his mother’…
Jan 25, 2018 5:18 PM
99% of parenting is figuring out which BART car your spouse is in so you can get your kid’s umbrella that you forgot earlier that AM. https…
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Jan 25, 2018 3:44 PM
@stevenmnuchin1 To be fair, as Secretary of the Treasury under Donald Trump he is, technically, a "bond villain".
Jan 25, 2018 3:25 PM
White House PR intern: "For the Davos interviews *please* try *not* to look like a goddamn Bond villain again, ok?" Mnuchin: https://t.co/…
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Jan 25, 2018 2:58 PM
Einstein: "OK. I found something on the web for 'what do you actually think'. Take a look:'" https://t.co/cmfXaLPZxO
Jan 25, 2018 5:23 AM
There are some eerie similarities between Bill Belichick at a press conference and Sarah Huckabee Sanders at press conference.
Jan 25, 2018 4:30 AM
RT @KalvinMacleod: BOSS: how are we going to increase sales? ME: how about a store that is open for more than 24 hours a day? BOSS: and how…
Jan 25, 2018 12:50 AM
I'm looking forward to Trump testifying under oath. Mueller: "Woah, woah...who's the President here...you?..or your fucken lawyers?"
Jan 25, 2018 12:29 AM
World Leader Pretend https://t.co/3lPE6VqetA
Jan 25, 2018 12:19 AM
@javawithjiva "Entrepreneur In Residence" Basically, a VC firm pays you to stand around in the shower all day coming up with awesome ideas.
Jan 24, 2018 10:05 PM
RT @burritojustice: weather https://t.co/LK0DENvUOv
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Jan 24, 2018 7:48 PM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: No state generates as much solar power as California, or has as many people whose jobs depend on it. This is an attack…
Jan 24, 2018 7:45 PM
RT @prchovanec: When you define your policy as “you’ve been sticking it to us, now we’re going to stick it to you,” people tend to be a bit…
Jan 24, 2018 7:43 PM
RT @MSNBC: Hundreds of thousands of Puerto Ricans face losing their homes upon the expiration of a three-month moratorium on mortgage payme…
Jan 24, 2018 6:50 PM
@gmacisme https://t.co/9khvKFviLG
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Jan 24, 2018 6:14 PM
RT @TwitterEng: We have developed a new ML model to improve smart auto-cropping of images on Twitter. Learn more: https://t.co/3FMxCqt4r8
Jan 24, 2018 5:39 PM
RT @mat: I just published “Why I Quit Reading The Medium Post About Quitting Google” https://t.co/bOMcoo1Dg5
Jan 24, 2018 5:38 PM
RT @nicky_robby: Put together the best clips from the past couple days the only way it made sense #GoBirds https://t.co/zz9VMcG947
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Jan 24, 2018 4:42 PM
@peterseibel Go long $INTC?
Jan 24, 2018 4:39 PM
I’m afraid that by the time I get to ride on one of these new BART trains they won’t be new anymore.
Jan 24, 2018 3:21 PM
RT @prchovanec: What else are they going to say? We shot ourselves in the foot? https://t.co/ugKCaiBFbu
Jan 24, 2018 3:02 PM
RT @xkcdComic: Hawaii https://t.co/pjC0rD0LAG https://t.co/P0xu6SGPGz https://t.co/rFIVBxhmsz
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Jan 24, 2018 2:52 PM
RT @MikePress: A remarkable woman Programmer on world's first commercial computer She won equal pay for women programmers One of the wo…
Jan 24, 2018 2:29 PM
RT @betterthemask: “The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means.” Ursula K Le Guin, The Lathe of…
Jan 24, 2018 6:02 AM
RT @StephenAtHome: "Whatsoever you do for the least of your brothers... will get you arrested by ICE.” https://t.co/eeLiffYSlY
Jan 24, 2018 5:10 AM
Pattern I’ve noticed in valley people: Spend ~1 year as an EIR then join a unicorn, ~4 years relentlessly vesting doing whatevs, repeat. ht…
Jan 24, 2018 4:57 AM
@gpapilion 🚉👌🏼
Jan 24, 2018 4:52 AM
@gpapilion On my way!
Jan 24, 2018 4:46 AM
RT @CBSSF: One person is dead and a second person was injured in a shooting in San Francisco's Bernal Heights neighborhood early Tuesday ev…
Jan 24, 2018 4:38 AM
@waferbaby @sheurich 😂
Jan 24, 2018 4:28 AM
@MobyDickatSea https://t.co/7w5V30RH3u
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Jan 24, 2018 4:22 AM
RT @jon_moore: I believe we wrongly shield engineers from budget and financial management. I became a much more effective technologist once…
Jan 24, 2018 4:17 AM
@RRegulation @realDonaldTrump Really? How so?
Jan 24, 2018 4:10 AM
@realDonaldTrump Its fucking amazing how bad you are at negotiating.
Jan 24, 2018 4:09 AM
It was good catching up with this guy this AM. https://t.co/vpI1Yfd1T9
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Jan 24, 2018 3:28 AM
RT @lisaphillips: Did you know... @Fastly, 60% of #Techops and #SRE senior leadership (Director and above) is made up of women? 100% is mad…
Jan 24, 2018 3:25 AM
RT @KatieUtehs: BREAKING: Sup. Mark Farrell receives majority vote to be interim #SF Mayor. London Breed was acting mayor #abc7now https://…
Jan 24, 2018 3:25 AM
RT @AlyanaGomezKTVU: BREAKING: Public erupts in protest, shouting at the board of supervisors after 7-2 vote to appoint Supervisor Mark Far…
Jan 24, 2018 3:13 AM
@lenazun Is...is this a Tamarian metaphor?
Jan 24, 2018 12:21 AM
RT @ABC: JUST IN: Robert Mueller has indicated to Pres. Trump's lawyers that the special counsel’s office will seek answers directly from t…
Jan 23, 2018 10:41 PM
RT @mccanner: Ursula K. Le Guin, Acclaimed for Her Fantasy Fiction, Is Dead at 88 https://t.co/PmvtBVvbIU
Jan 23, 2018 9:05 PM
RT @alexeheath: Stripe ends support for bitcoin payments because bitcoin has “evolved to become better-suited to being an asset than being…
Jan 23, 2018 7:30 PM
RT @BTraTra: Happy Birthday Java - 22 years old! https://t.co/YVF9oGZ8x4
Jan 23, 2018 6:09 PM
What idiot called them "DM fails" instead of "Noto-fications"?
Jan 23, 2018 5:00 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A US citizen and her complimentary tiny American flag.
Jan 23, 2018 3:01 PM
@rcruz961 https://t.co/x3q18O9cQY
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Jan 23, 2018 5:18 AM
@kbeninato @GreatDismal Kelly dictating over the shoulder of Dan Scavino who sits at the keyboard of the only laptop in the White House.
Jan 23, 2018 5:13 AM
RT @NPRinskeep: Used to be that China made self-destructive “five year plans” while the US confidently invested in the future. Today China…
Jan 23, 2018 5:09 AM
@dee_hoch @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/19Ve12Y8k7
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Jan 23, 2018 4:33 AM
@realDonaldTrump You’re the worst deal-maker in history. JFC.
Jan 23, 2018 4:13 AM
RT @Kasparov63: Anyone help? https://t.co/JnZHExeCi8
Jan 23, 2018 3:46 AM
@rcruz961 Here you go. Saved you a few clicks. https://t.co/fkoJw4sZ9n
Jan 23, 2018 3:43 AM
@rcruz961 @dabeard @voxdotcom Come on...it can’t that *that* long to Google for the Wikipedia entry. Or the Urban Dictionary entry either.
Jan 23, 2018 3:40 AM
RT @BoardExplored: Paths of 800 unmanned bicycles being pushed until they fall over 😍🚴♂️⚡️🚴♂️😍 https://t.co/wXuIsrLA8v https://t.co/kMN0W…
Jan 23, 2018 3:37 AM
What idiot called them "conservative libertarians" instead of "the Galt-right"?
Jan 23, 2018 3:27 AM
@rcruz961 @dabeard @voxdotcom Tell me more about the "cloudy city" of Syracuse ny? Is that what Americans mean by "where the sun don’t shin…
Jan 23, 2018 3:22 AM
@rcruz961 @dabeard @voxdotcom You sure use that Ben Franklin quote a lot товарищ.
Jan 23, 2018 2:48 AM
@ysr1729 The full note reads: "Use a different example than a milkshake FFS"
Jan 23, 2018 2:46 AM
@ysr1729 My handwriting is illegible, I'm impressed you got that much!
Jan 23, 2018 2:29 AM
RT @polotek: We can catalog our history in increasingly high levels of detail. We can even replicate it cheaply and without loss of fidelit…
Jan 23, 2018 2:25 AM
RT @justinsheehy: I have some unfortunate news to share. The RICON videos that were on YouTube appear to be permanently lost, despite heroi…
Jan 23, 2018 2:00 AM
Maybe the Founding Fathers created a "Second America" at Earth's End in case The Mule^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Trump destroyed the original America.
Jan 23, 2018 1:57 AM
@rcruz961 @POTUS I know right? Born with so much opportunity, @realDonaldTrump and his family have worked incredibly hard to remain so igno…
Jan 23, 2018 1:27 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: The tortoise and the hair https://t.co/umDfjSYA7Z
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Jan 23, 2018 1:01 AM
This fucken administration. https://t.co/UYPJPwOBY2
Jan 22, 2018 11:45 PM
RT @theddeadshow: Slammy Davis JR. | All good, and thanks for the support everybody. Happy to walk away from that one the other night. Phot…
Jan 22, 2018 11:39 PM
Our dumb, racist President. "...Trump has been known to affect an Indian accent & imitate Indian PM Modi..." https://t.co/Ll0SUKV6V6
Jan 22, 2018 11:32 PM
RT @starpolitics: Gov. David Ige explains that part of the delay in notifying the public that the Jan. 13 missile alert was a false alarm w…
Jan 22, 2018 9:56 PM
@Kasparov63 An audiobook of Borges’s "The Garden of Forking Paths"?
Jan 22, 2018 9:49 PM
RT @baseballcrank: The Daniels story may not be 100% true, but I can think of 130,000 reasons why it's not "baseless." https://t.co/YIgCUaR…
Jan 22, 2018 9:35 PM
RT @JeremyPoxon: woh, this foucault biopic looks off the chain https://t.co/ljiU39KjJk
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Jan 22, 2018 8:37 PM
RT @KateAronoff: Find someone who loves you as much as Congressional Democrats love alienating their base
Jan 22, 2018 8:18 PM
RT @SusanHeathfield: "What Trump heralds—and in this respect he is arguably more symptom than cause—is that the Schwartz Window has... http…
Jan 22, 2018 7:42 PM
@Scavino45 better luck next time trying to fake the zeitgeist https://t.co/XcqRe6uK1r
Jan 22, 2018 7:31 PM
@esten Sort of depends how you type. My hunt-and-peck style trades throughput for greater resiliency to digital failure.
Jan 22, 2018 7:29 PM
Like, use it to get past 400 Bad Request issues, but remember to turn it off because it will burn downstream filters & servlets.
Jan 22, 2018 7:29 PM
TIL: org.apache.catalina.filters.RequestDumperFilter is very useful for debugging HTTP issues in Tomcat-land, but it is side-effecty AF.
Jan 22, 2018 6:40 PM
I just played #AzureTrivia. I answered #XML, what will you choose? https://t.co/EEE9b4SZXE
Jan 22, 2018 6:39 PM
I know nothing about @Azure but anytime it’s an option the answer should be #XML. https://t.co/E6ZzR24qys
Jan 22, 2018 5:29 PM
No one would ever accuse me of working hard, but at least my desk looks like I’ve been doing *something* while in the office. https://t.co/…
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Jan 22, 2018 5:17 PM
RT @NeinQuarterly: All laissez. No faire.
Jan 22, 2018 4:49 PM
@lagergren Have you tried holding the event In Hawaii? /cc:@LavaOneConf
Jan 22, 2018 4:48 PM
BART seems sufficiently fucked this AM that walking to work seems like the best option.
Jan 22, 2018 4:43 PM
RT @JuddLegum: Will Democrats accept McConnell's latest "deal"? Here's a live photo of the U.S. Senate. https://t.co/tXIbcB9avm
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Jan 22, 2018 3:14 PM
How about handle it now, with specifics? The @GOP and @SenateMajLdr can’t be trusted. Paging @SenKamalaHarris, @NancyPelosi, and @SenFeinst…
Jan 22, 2018 2:29 PM
@BrentNYT Four Seasons, eh? Nice! Such a great place to chill. Spent my honeymoon there. That snorkel pool is crazy.
Jan 22, 2018 2:17 PM
@realDonaldTrump You are a racist fear monger. Your cabinet and staff are complicit in your attempts to unravel the fabric of our nation.
Jan 22, 2018 6:29 AM
FFS @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) the *Russians* are better at your job than you are. https://t.co/IDUQx52uDL
Jan 22, 2018 4:28 AM
@marabou @cmort I’m old skool.
Jan 22, 2018 4:17 AM
RT @common: I’m literally @Twitter https://t.co/RGE5dLEvXZ
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Jan 22, 2018 4:14 AM
RT @drhonor: Hey, all you People Who Know Desks: Does this look like the desk of somebody who works? #desktwitter #iknowyouareoutthere http…
Jan 22, 2018 4:08 AM
RT @bydanielvictor: I feel so bad for people who don’t like sports. They never experience the thrill of maybe being happy once every 10-20…
Jan 22, 2018 2:04 AM
Picked up a pair of dedicated bindings for the homemade (collaboration with @cmort) snowboard. https://t.co/WlEAtHHVuY
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Jan 22, 2018 1:29 AM
@Scavino45 Look at the photos from the #WomensMarch2018 events around the country a for glimpse of what the American people *really* feel.
Jan 22, 2018 1:28 AM
@Scavino45 We see right through you Dan. You are confusing #MAGA bots and spam for real humans.
Jan 22, 2018 1:25 AM
@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews It’s sad our President must take solace in propaganda, feeding his ego off of fake news, #MAGA bots, and a sycoph…
Jan 22, 2018 1:03 AM
RT @JoshMalina: On the bright side, now we can root against the Patriots in the Super Bowl.
Jan 22, 2018 1:01 AM
RT @CornellBarnard: Ft. Point closed due to Government shutdown. Visitors unhappy. #governmentshutdown2018 https://t.co/kFBG3dqrNl
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Jan 22, 2018 12:23 AM
@SenateMajLdr @CDCgov You are the guy holding the gun Mitch. Nobody other then a bunch of #MAGA bots are buying this. #TrumpShutdown
Jan 21, 2018 11:02 PM
@fvrojas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jan 21, 2018 11:00 PM
The only upside here is at least @fvrojas will be happy. #JAXvsNE
Jan 21, 2018 9:59 PM
RT @anshublog: 10 year wait for software engineers that pay millions in taxes and lots of startup jobs is shameful and sad. Let’s pass #HR3…
Jan 21, 2018 5:26 PM
RT @LuchiniFan: "Il ne faut jamais juger les gens sur leurs fréquentations. Tenez, Judas, par exemple, il avait des amis irréprochables." P…
Jan 21, 2018 3:23 PM
RT @HalfOnionInABag: He looks like he just googled stock photos of people working to try and figure out what people working looks like. htt…
Jan 21, 2018 3:12 PM
RT @prchovanec: Inexplicably, a year into the Trump Administration, we still have no ambassador to South Korea. https://t.co/pPE8ZnZ7f3
Jan 21, 2018 5:35 AM
RT @LavaOneConf: https://t.co/L62o6y3gHa
Jan 21, 2018 2:55 AM
@FoxNews @EricTrump @JudgeJeanine I’m definitely "overwhelmed".
Jan 21, 2018 1:36 AM
RT @brewster_kahle: Wayback Machine now has 626,323,941,000 web objects in it-- 626Billion! (includes pages but also images and such). w…
Jan 21, 2018 1:14 AM
RT @goldman: Federal government LARPing is the worst https://t.co/UGF5UoCf3x
Jan 21, 2018 12:51 AM
RT @realDonaldTrump: Just shows that you can have all the cards and lose if you don’t know what you’re doing.
Jan 21, 2018 12:39 AM
RT @NBCNews: Massive #WomensMarch2018 underway in San Francisco - @nbcbayarea https://t.co/0iDAXU9sAK
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Jan 21, 2018 12:26 AM
@SpeakerRyan You are doing a disservice to the people of Janesville & WI by placing the pop-philosophies we outgrew in high school above hu…
Jan 20, 2018 11:44 PM
RT @kylegriffin1: The #2 Senate Republican has been informed by Twitter that he followed, retweeted or liked tweets from an account linked…
Jan 20, 2018 11:19 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 Your uh, "sources" for those claims? 😂
Jan 20, 2018 10:07 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 So yeah, I'm "eluding" that it's bad.
Jan 20, 2018 10:07 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 Populism is an exploitation of democracy often leveraged by autocrats who's interests rarely align with those of wh…
Jan 20, 2018 9:58 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 @WhiteHouse Who am I policing Chris? Who am I censoring? I'm just claiming that @DanScavino is hella bad at his job.
Jan 20, 2018 9:30 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 ...and you don’t actually sway public opinion, then what is the point? Especially if you are the putative “social m…
Jan 20, 2018 9:29 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 But to your point about trends...if all you are doing is trying to marshall bots and spam accounts to game it as Da…
Jan 20, 2018 9:26 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 You, for instance, are likely not a robot, but your account is nearly indistinguishable from thousands of other 1D …
Jan 20, 2018 9:25 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 You are conflate populism with democracy, and spam with automated bots.
Jan 20, 2018 9:03 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 That’s the basic problem with Dan’s social media efforts: the feedback loop for Trump is driven by #MAGA noise, not…
Jan 20, 2018 9:00 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 But speaking of "faux", I’m not entirely convinced that you are anything but #MAGA spam.
Jan 20, 2018 8:58 PM
@BasedAussie @Scavino45 My dude, my outrage is anything but faux.
Jan 20, 2018 8:14 PM
@Xelcrin I know you think you are scoring points against mainstream America and mainstream media, but you’re being manipulated by bots & sp…
Jan 20, 2018 8:10 PM
@Xelcrin The sad irony is #MAGA spam bots (you don’t appear to be one) drag once-articulate conservative voices down to their level of herp…
Jan 20, 2018 8:06 PM
@realDonaldTrump Why attack and insult the citizens you represent?
Jan 20, 2018 7:44 PM
RT @SethAbramson: I don't know why America would trust Republicans to run the government—at this moment in history—when they can't even run…
Jan 20, 2018 7:30 PM
RT @ACLUAlabama: This is what democracy looks like. #WomensMarch2018 #alpolitics @ACLU https://t.co/1pYTHGzfUG
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Jan 20, 2018 7:24 PM
RT @NancyPelosi: Who wants to tell him? https://t.co/ZIWZvVkMCO
Jan 20, 2018 7:10 PM
@realDonaldTrump Wow. You are irredeemable trash.
Jan 20, 2018 6:45 PM
@Xelcrin More "Youtuber" than "writer" I see.
Jan 20, 2018 5:41 PM
@gpapilion I didn’t understand your tweet but I faved it anyway as a show of local solidarity.
Jan 20, 2018 5:29 PM
@Xelcrin I too appreciate the fast tempos and improvised, intricate melodies of modern jazz. Thanks for the support, fellow music enthusias…
Jan 20, 2018 3:15 PM
@Scavino45 To get a hashtag to trend?
Jan 20, 2018 3:14 PM
@Scavino45 But even if you and the #MAGA bots *could* get it to trend, what then? Is that the endgame for your social media strategy?
Jan 20, 2018 3:13 PM
@Scavino45 I can almost appreciate your dogged persistence in trying to make this trend, Dan.
Jan 20, 2018 2:31 PM
@realDonaldTrump You are not supposed to capitalize the word "military" in your tweet. Also, you are a *terrible* negotiator/human being.
Jan 20, 2018 5:52 AM
RT @ryanstana: The year of Ian Brown.
Jan 20, 2018 5:46 AM
@davepell It’s time for some blame theory.
Jan 20, 2018 5:43 AM
RT @kpoulsen: So far, the White House's #SchumerShutdown hashtag isn't catching on with human Twitter users, but it's spreading like wildfi…
Jan 20, 2018 5:43 AM
@Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) if this is true can you confirm or deny that using Russian bots is part of your social media "strategy"? ht…
Jan 20, 2018 5:39 AM
@RepKevinBrady Kevin, this whole administration is a "political stunt". The GOP is a big tent full of political Evel Knievels. And racist…
Jan 20, 2018 5:29 AM
RT @zephoria: Almost 1 month after getting stuck in “it’s a small world” during the @disneyland power outage, I still lay awake thinking: W…
Jan 20, 2018 5:19 AM
Hey @Scavino45 & @PressSec, your statement has "Schumer Shutdown" printed twice and ends with "###" That’s not how hashtags work. https://…
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Jan 20, 2018 5:12 AM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: The House bill has been rejected with bipartisan opposition. Time for a deal that solves the issues the vast majority…
Jan 20, 2018 5:07 AM
Guys. It’s time for some blame theory.
Jan 20, 2018 5:02 AM
@Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) seriously, your social media game is nigh unstoppable. https://t.co/FSRcH5n4Zy
Jan 20, 2018 5:00 AM
@SandrajeanJohns @Scavino45 Извините, но я не понимаю
Jan 20, 2018 4:57 AM
Watching @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) try and make #SchumerShutdown trend all by himself is both tragic and funny. https://t.co/wQwj3zzf…
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Jan 20, 2018 4:51 AM
@Scavino45 🤔https://t.co/FSRcH5n4Zy
Jan 20, 2018 4:51 AM
@Scavino45 Keep trying my dude. https://t.co/FSRcH5n4Zy
Jan 20, 2018 4:50 AM
RT @TheRegister: Tucker Carlson always looks like he's trying to figure out a weird compiler error message https://t.co/4WWH16TLvt
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Jan 20, 2018 4:47 AM
@Scavino45 Ah yes, "The Art of the Deal". So much winning.
Jan 20, 2018 4:45 AM
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/iotj3hE32R
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Jan 20, 2018 2:03 AM
Every time my @SFBART train arrives and isn’t one of the new ones I am disappointed.
Jan 20, 2018 1:20 AM
RT @cbloggy: Long story short: Almost half of the $1 billion cleanup of the Hunters Point shipyard, the single largest source of housing in…
Jan 20, 2018 12:46 AM
@TwitterSportsAU @surfingnsw I think you mean "🤙", no? Or is "🤟" an Aussie thing?
Jan 20, 2018 12:35 AM
Stay the fuck out of Chappaqua please. https://t.co/JwRQ1mtLid
Jan 20, 2018 12:22 AM
RT @axlrose: Fuck Nunes
Jan 19, 2018 10:55 PM
Do any of the observability or monitoring dashboards/frameworks out there let you pin or base a chart's Y-axis to 0?
Jan 19, 2018 10:15 PM
RT @Policy: Update on our ongoing review into the 2016 U.S. election, including informing people who interacted with malicious content, exa…
Jan 19, 2018 10:10 PM
RT @JasonKander: The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he would usu…
Jan 19, 2018 8:53 PM
@mikeindustries "Will Seattle Get Kracken in the Upcoming NHL Expansion?" The headlines just write themselves.
Jan 19, 2018 7:51 PM
@headius This might help. https://t.co/n738a0CnZh
Jan 19, 2018 7:47 PM
@speakjava https://t.co/fCYSc33Jzi ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jan 19, 2018 7:45 PM
@speakjava Hmm...maybe it's fake news?
Jan 19, 2018 7:40 PM
RT @SFBART: Fleet of the Future inaugural run https://t.co/auGQPDsQ6M
Jan 19, 2018 5:35 PM
@bfd @jayholler "Hi, this is Ian, how can i help you?...I see...yes..." *looks down at Q1 goals* "...ok, yep, yep, fuck it. Ship it."
Jan 19, 2018 5:34 PM
RT @FeelingFisky: Today's the 125th anniversary of the overthrow of Hawaiʻi's Queen Liliʻuoukalani. Like the vast majority of people, I wa…
Jan 19, 2018 3:09 PM
@josefow @SFBART Seriously though...great news!!!
Jan 19, 2018 3:08 PM
@josefow @SFBART https://t.co/tVeIQNyP0j
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Jan 19, 2018 3:08 PM
RT @josefow: We’re putting into service our first set of new BART cars TODAY. They’ll be faster, quieter, cleaner, more reliable & energy e…
Jan 19, 2018 8:09 AM
RT @speakjava: I guess when you have a fundamental design flaw, exploits will continue for some time... https://t.co/qpHN20yMRk
Jan 19, 2018 7:56 AM
@doodie https://t.co/aUkJ0SGGi6
Jan 19, 2018 6:33 AM
@seb_m_1234 @Lin_Manuel #TeamDinosaurTrain
Jan 19, 2018 6:32 AM
"The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"-@KingJames is the best @KingJames. #SportsCenter
Jan 19, 2018 6:07 AM
This is adorable, and @Lin_Manuel is clearly an awesome dad, but "Paw Patrol" is straight up garbage. https://t.co/B1nU6J2icR
Jan 19, 2018 5:36 AM
@SoleePatriot @Scavino45 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Where in WI?
Jan 19, 2018 5:23 AM
@Scavino45 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Actually we are asking him to stop being such an existential threat/embarrassment to our country.
Jan 19, 2018 5:09 AM
RT @herdyshepherd1: U.S. Passport checking guy... “What do you do?” “I’m a writer” “You haven’t come to write bad stuff about our presiden…
Jan 19, 2018 3:19 AM
@Scavino45 Lol. Come on dude. Other than a few thousand #MAGA bots we all know this on the GOP and your, uh, "deal artist" of a boss.
Jan 19, 2018 3:01 AM
RT @MobyLives: Really? I somehow missed this in the editorial pages today New York Times Opinon pages peeps, maybe because YOU GAVE THE ENT…
Jan 19, 2018 2:28 AM
@VP @POTUS @March_for_Life You guys are a death cult hell-bent on destroying our nation.
Jan 19, 2018 12:44 AM
RT @starbuxman: Last night I watched @christhalinger ‘s talk on #Graal, a @java compiler / runtime for @java written in @java and it filled…
Jan 18, 2018 9:56 PM
@cmort @mmihic Indeed. He'd be shut off from the world. Trapped in his body, unable to communicate. Terrifying.
Jan 18, 2018 9:50 PM
RT @BillMartinKTVU: Mavericks going off rt now 35 to 50 foot faces https://t.co/mNtYsr58wH
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Jan 18, 2018 9:29 PM
RT @ktosopl: Check out my talk from @LavaOneConf, about #Akka heading into 2018 :-) This part is important I think, since some talks out t…
Jan 18, 2018 8:32 PM
#tbt with @cmort & @mmihic https://t.co/eaGPT6Zg4P
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Jan 18, 2018 7:31 PM
@josefow @HarleyKwyn @esten https://t.co/dkbAnun7TE
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Jan 18, 2018 6:12 PM
I do not understand how boards work. Is the info from a board audit comittee not available to all the board members?!
Jan 18, 2018 6:12 PM
"Gurley finally got himself appointed to the board’s audit committee and learned of the steep losses" https://t.co/mT1tN0OhxD
Jan 18, 2018 5:47 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A San Francisco sky. Grey. Foggy.
Jan 18, 2018 5:47 PM
RT @SFBART: We've been given the go ahead to put our new Fleet of the Future cars into service! You can expect to see the train in service…
Jan 18, 2018 4:30 PM
@marabou @ianisqatsibot https://t.co/Mj8hx0hiPa
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Jan 18, 2018 2:56 PM
@neiltyson "Sometimes"? :-)
Jan 18, 2018 2:43 PM
@jvreeland26 "It’s not a bubble, it’s a positive feedback loop!"
Jan 18, 2018 7:10 AM
RT @ABC7: #EARTHQUAKE: Magnitude 4.2 quake shakes Napa, Sonoma counties just before 10 p.m. https://t.co/1dbNoAvUGC
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Jan 18, 2018 7:05 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A tweet from our dumb President that misspells the word "heal" twice.
Jan 18, 2018 6:18 AM
RT @LiquidRobotics: ICYMI: Our principal software engineer @mjduigou presented at this week's @LavaOneConf on durable #Java services in the…
Jan 18, 2018 6:12 AM
@waferbaby Nice! Thanks for the recommendation. /cc: @heyjoshua https://t.co/g263fnwXdO
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Jan 18, 2018 5:34 AM
RT @Acosta: As I attempted to ask questions in Roosevelt Room of Trump, WH press aides shouted in my face to drown out my questions. I have…
Jan 18, 2018 5:31 AM
RT @DanielleMuscato: This headline writer deserves a Pulitzer. #Trump #FakeNewsAwards @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/XYX2ayi4PO
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Jan 18, 2018 5:26 AM
@heyjoshua They oversold the severity of the turbulence. Mostly mellow until the last 1000 ft. Hope you are having a chill flight!
Jan 18, 2018 4:47 AM
Is there an app or tool that converts Apple "Live" photos to animated GIFs?
Jan 18, 2018 4:43 AM
RT @Gorneaux: Ever stop to think what's under all that sand by the Ocean Beach seawall? 1975 photo from https://t.co/8vp4naixvN #obsf #sf h…
Jan 18, 2018 4:34 AM
@jhamlett Not now Jeff. We are landing and all of my attention and suspended disbelief is required.
Jan 18, 2018 4:07 AM
@christhalinger @ysr1729 @phabricator @TonyPrintezis You could also send missile alerts through a similar system.
Jan 18, 2018 4:06 AM
@christhalinger @ysr1729 @phabricator @TonyPrintezis You could do this by routing tweets to a pre-selected DM group with a poll-like functi…
Jan 18, 2018 4:00 AM
RT @ysr1729: @igb Like @phabricator , but for tweets 😂 cc @christhalinger @TonyPrintezis
Jan 18, 2018 4:00 AM
@ysr1729 @phabricator @christhalinger @TonyPrintezis That’s a pretty good idea. Instead of an edit button you have to get a +1 or ShipIt be…
Jan 18, 2018 3:56 AM
RT @HawaiiJUG: Looking for #Java developers here in #Hawaii #Oahu #Kauai #Maui #BigIsland /cc @java
Jan 18, 2018 3:52 AM
Turns out humanity isn’t webscale.
Jan 18, 2018 3:10 AM
@mokomull I will keep that in mind and my seatbelt fastened.
Jan 18, 2018 3:08 AM
@heyjoshua Sigh.
Jan 18, 2018 3:06 AM
Pilot over PA: "It’s pretty bumpy right now but it’s gonna get worse for the next hour and a half until we land." I hate flying.
Jan 18, 2018 2:48 AM
@msilver @casual_carpool /cc: @theatrus
Jan 18, 2018 2:47 AM
RT @michellebvd: HIEMA says an image widely shared of what the employee who sent the false missile alert saw is "not an accurate depiction…
Jan 18, 2018 2:46 AM
RT @SF_emergency: High Surf Warning Wed night-Thurs morning. Breaking waves greater than 40 feet & strong rip currents expected. Large wave…
Jan 18, 2018 2:45 AM
RT @realDonaldTrump: When a complex website is broken the best thing to do is blow it up and start all over again-then sue the culprits and…
Jan 18, 2018 2:08 AM
@soozinbird @ianisqatsibot I’ve written all of them. The are the human-composed alt-texts of images I’ve tweeted. No ML magic here.
Jan 18, 2018 2:07 AM
RT @randomeditorial: USPS is the real MVP https://t.co/DKne831NJU
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Jan 18, 2018 1:57 AM
RT @GoogleOSS: Introducing OpenCensus, a vendor-neutral open source version of Census, the library we use internally for metrics collection…
Jan 18, 2018 1:49 AM
RT @Kasparov63: Monstrous and ahistorical. Such immigrants have been making America great for centuries because they had the freedom to wor…
Jan 18, 2018 1:28 AM
CORRECTION HNL ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO https://t.co/ClZouMMImt
Jan 18, 2018 1:14 AM
@christhalinger https://t.co/4NsQT2Ut9O
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Jan 18, 2018 12:45 AM
And thanks to @nighthacking for two days of @PeriscopeCo live streams and curated @YouTube videos of all the awesome sessions! https://t.co…
Jan 17, 2018 11:21 PM
The Fake News Awards ceremony is very confusing. https://t.co/JLlIxBAgm3
Jan 17, 2018 11:15 PM
HON ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO
Jan 17, 2018 11:15 PM
Had a blast hanging with this dude and his fam in Ko Olina this week. Safe travels @heyjoshua, @firepile, and @heymathison! #OnWisconsin ht…
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Jan 17, 2018 11:06 PM
Ward Cunningham has a bus. https://t.co/aYmu5kggwk
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Jan 17, 2018 10:41 PM
Abolish ICE. https://t.co/uduzKsgn7O
Jan 17, 2018 9:39 PM
@LouieLouiehair @HouseJudiciary @RepGoodlatte @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov I did. Seems like racist nonsense.
Jan 17, 2018 9:28 PM
RT @ypoirier: Thanks @christhalinger for a great @LavaOneConf See you next year!!! https://t.co/k1yexHHpbK
Jan 17, 2018 8:32 PM
@christhalinger Shoutout and mahalo to @christhalinger for making @LavaOneConf happen...it was an amazing conference. Stoked for 2019! 🤙🏄🏽…
Jan 17, 2018 8:26 PM
Checking out Pipeline (and a ton of other legendary breaks) with @christhalinger. 🤙 https://t.co/ScaVFqUIgE
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Jan 17, 2018 4:59 PM
Last morning run in Hawaii. https://t.co/iC5f4pcGK4
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Jan 17, 2018 3:52 PM
Will the @WhiteHouse & the President present these "awards" today? Or was the President’s tweet "fake news"? @Scavino45? @SarahHuckabee? ht…
Jan 17, 2018 5:36 AM
@jayholler @SFBART Woah.
Jan 17, 2018 4:21 AM
Epic finish to the inaugural @LavaOneConf. Stoked for next year! https://t.co/t6l0pTcb6u
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Jan 17, 2018 4:18 AM
RT @LavaOneConf: LavaOne tourists enjoying the sunset https://t.co/bL1PCAjoSq
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Jan 17, 2018 2:01 AM
OH: "...operational hazards of crossing the doldrums for wave-powered robot subs..."
Jan 17, 2018 1:38 AM
@LavaOneConf @mjduigou @LiquidRobotics OH: "some sort of shore-side data processing perhaps"
Jan 17, 2018 1:36 AM
Fascinating @LavaOneConf talk by @mjduigou on writing reliable software for robot submarines (picture is a scale model of a robot sub). htt…
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Jan 17, 2018 1:25 AM
@heyjoshua @StarAdvertiser 🤙
Jan 17, 2018 1:24 AM
Today’s @StarAdvertiser headline. https://t.co/opxWhEVkzN
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Jan 17, 2018 12:55 AM
@HouseJudiciary @RepGoodlatte @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov Can you define "chain migration"? How is it different than normal immigration?
Jan 17, 2018 12:49 AM
RT @amyt: Looking for an Engineering Manager at @planetlabs to lead a team that builds all of Planet's public API services to search and do…
Jan 17, 2018 12:47 AM
Really cool talk by @headius at @LavaOneConf about the state of and impact of method handles in the JVM. https://t.co/kdWrpyKeVK
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Jan 17, 2018 12:28 AM
@tedd4u the beans tho
Jan 17, 2018 12:01 AM
@christhalinger @BillyKorando @LavaOneConf this is 🔑
Jan 16, 2018 11:32 PM
.@BillyKorando just convinced all the attendees at @LavaOneConf to migrate to JUnit 5 by demoing assertAll.
Jan 16, 2018 9:30 PM
As far as I can tell, this "NetBeans" thing I keep hearing about is some sort of dark web social network for Sun/Oracle employees.
Jan 16, 2018 8:31 PM
RT @WPR: Gov. Scott Walker's re-election campaign says he has more than $4.2 million cash on hand, nearly four times as large as the entire…
Jan 16, 2018 8:27 PM
Flavio's roadmap for optimizations and improvements to Scala's Future can be found here. https://t.co/QyQB7dKL7W
Jan 16, 2018 8:21 PM
Flavio's improved Future implementation for the JVM (built in Java 8) can be found here https://t.co/sXCDISW7gx
Jan 16, 2018 8:06 PM
Next up at @LavaOneConf is Twitter’s @flaviowbrasil! https://t.co/UNb0AGqvB2
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Jan 16, 2018 7:54 PM
Stats from @ypoirier on distribution of men & women on Java social media: Facebook: M: 84% W: 16% Twitter: M: 85% W: 15% https://t.c…
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Jan 16, 2018 7:26 PM
Next up at @LavaOneConf is @ypoirier discussing unconscious biases and allyship in the Java community. https://t.co/UcIcROMOVj
Jan 16, 2018 7:24 PM
RT @nighthacking: Day 2 of the @LavaOneConf live stream with @heathervc @ypoirier @java @delabassee @flaviowbrasil @headius @mjduigou https…
Jan 16, 2018 7:22 PM
The first talk at @LavaOneConf this morning is @heathervc talking about how to be an ally for women in the Java community. https://t.co/UcI…
Jan 16, 2018 7:15 PM
RT @nighthacking: @LavaOneConf @heathervc @ypoirier @java @delabassee @flaviowbrasil @headius @mjduigou First @LavaOneConf talk on Top 10 W…
Jan 16, 2018 5:06 PM
AM run, North Shore edition. https://t.co/VIdhxH15DR
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Jan 16, 2018 7:16 AM
@ianisqatsibot This corner case was the promiscuous "URL" classification of strings with a "." separator breaking duplicate tweet suppressi…
Jan 16, 2018 7:11 AM
Corner cases can derail a non-work project for months. Found some downtime to debug @ianisqatsibot and get it redeployed. https://t.co/HUVf…
Jan 16, 2018 4:54 AM
I remember catching a Will Oldham show there. He was sitting next to us at the bar before his set. https://t.co/Aa79fvrtyn
Jan 16, 2018 4:09 AM
Current dinner status. https://t.co/BIf37gwMdS
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Jan 16, 2018 3:37 AM
@glcmguy Stoked for some splitboarding next weekend. Sigh. I blame libertarians and global warming.
Jan 16, 2018 3:23 AM
RT @LavaOneConf: First day is done! Great speakers, good vibe, all sessions were streamed live on @PeriscopeCo and will be uploaded to @nig…
Jan 16, 2018 2:57 AM
RT @datachick: The press seems to be pressing to have the person who caused this error to be fired. I say “NO.” The person who made this…
Jan 16, 2018 2:57 AM
RT @patio11: I am reminded of the (perhaps apocryphal) response of Mizuho Securities regarding whether they would fire the operator who sol…
Jan 16, 2018 2:53 AM
RT @ypoirier: Gathering of women in Java!!!! @KabochaBerry @siriussired @itrjwyss @heathervc @LavaOneConf https://t.co/MNxHybZqRb
Jan 16, 2018 2:50 AM
RT @renato_mariotti: Don't forget that DACA was an executive action. Trump decided to end it, but it's in his power to reverse that decisio…
Jan 16, 2018 1:47 AM
JSON Web Tokens (JWT) https://t.co/en2PS8j2Cl
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Jan 16, 2018 1:19 AM
RT @LavaOneConf: Watch live @itrjwyss: Restful Services with the Play Framework, MySQL, and a Security Level with JWT https://t.co/ZkRD4De7…
Jan 16, 2018 12:41 AM
JNI, NIFs...whatever you want to call 'em. Dangerous garbage. Stay in your runtime's VM and get off my lawn.
Jan 15, 2018 11:54 PM
RT @pgarg: What a despicable leader ... https://t.co/Ck3moZwtfj
Jan 15, 2018 11:36 PM
It was a great presentation until @MkHeck started throwing shade at Emacs. Gonna read Twitter & type loudly for the remainder of his talk.
Jan 15, 2018 11:24 PM
Fascinating inventory of the @springcloud/@netflix OSS catalog by @MkHeck at @LavaOneConf. Wasn't aware of the depth of the combined stack!
Jan 15, 2018 9:20 PM
RT @nighthacking: @LavaOneConf @starbuxman @headius @tedneward @delabasse @itrjwyss @MkHeck @heathervc Sharat (@sharatchander) is now up ta…
Jan 15, 2018 8:33 PM
Childish name-calling. Desperate denials. Incorrect capitalization. Our nation’s decline continues to accelerate. #MAGA https://t.co/2zG0tY…
Jan 15, 2018 8:12 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: Watch live @tedneward: Building your own language on the JVM https://t.co/ZXlID4G8VD
Jan 15, 2018 7:55 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: Watch live @starbuxman: Cloud Native Java https://t.co/pwiVmJWWKx
Jan 15, 2018 7:54 PM
@zmanji @LavaOneConf We’ll see you here next year! 🤙
Jan 15, 2018 7:48 PM
@NuttySwiss @LavaOneConf JVM > Go > Python https://t.co/vVhWnoBGyZ
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Jan 15, 2018 7:30 PM
LMAO watching @starbuxman spiel about Spring, ASCII art, why IntelliJ sucks, and "Cloud Native Java" at @LavaOneConf.
Jan 15, 2018 7:22 PM
Epic drive along the North Shore this AM but I made it to @LavaOneConf!
Jan 15, 2018 5:26 PM
DMs In Hawaii. https://t.co/T05OjCFdkW
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Jan 15, 2018 5:09 PM
AM run. https://t.co/5QVdJjCafo
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Jan 15, 2018 4:20 PM
Ah yes. Country clubs have always been leaders in the struggle against racism, bigotry, and injustice. https://t.co/vIYXNMFa87
Jan 15, 2018 4:16 PM
RT @jdawsey1: President Trump is spending Martin Luther King Jr. Day at his golf course, per pool report.
Jan 15, 2018 4:15 PM
@greenberg Congratulations!!!
Jan 15, 2018 1:46 PM
😬 https://t.co/Us3t7u6JjG
Jan 15, 2018 1:36 PM
RT @SallyQYates: The arc of the moral universe bends toward justice, but it doesn’t get there on its own. “In the end, we will remember not…
Jan 15, 2018 1:35 PM
@benj_fry @xsgreene @danm if "Cryptoprocta" isn’t the codename for @SalesforceEng’s bitcoin side hustle I’ll be very disappointed. #ADM htt…
Jan 15, 2018 1:08 PM
@realDonaldTrump America’s recent decline and it’s ceding of global leadership is a result of your racist and foolish policies.
Jan 15, 2018 1:06 PM
@realDonaldTrump Why the fuck are you in Florida? You can’t govern from the golf course.
Jan 15, 2018 2:50 AM
Locomotive enthusiasts @AahnaBrown & @heymathison. https://t.co/wOUW1avasu
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Jan 15, 2018 2:43 AM
The ice-cream stop was across from our hotel so @pgarg & @AahnaBrown bailed. Our car is at the depot tho so I’m doing the round trip. 🤙
Jan 15, 2018 2:37 AM
The ice-cream stop on this scenic train ride isn’t exactly optimal, logistics-wise, but hey, I don’t mind just sitting and doing nothing. h…
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Jan 15, 2018 12:07 AM
RT @LauraMDMaguire: FCC says "...it appears that the government of Hawaii did not have reasonable safeguards or process controls in place t…
Jan 15, 2018 12:01 AM
RT @sarahmei: I find it really hard to believe that instagram chose eventual consistency for likes specifically so they could drive re-enga…
Jan 14, 2018 7:10 PM
RT @bsideup: . @javazone: speakers, we will make you feel like a viking 💪 @JavaOneConf: we booked AT&T Park for the afterparty 😎 @LavaOne…
Jan 14, 2018 4:41 PM
Moderate jet lag is 100% upside. Pre-dawn run along the water. https://t.co/BljayrrlR5
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Jan 14, 2018 3:59 AM
They also left a bottle of pre-mixed rum cocktails with the note which seems like the thing to do in a situation like this.
Jan 14, 2018 3:55 AM
@doriantaylor 😂
Jan 14, 2018 3:50 AM
A surreal keepsake from a crazy fucking morning. https://t.co/TeP7MiWv0j
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Jan 14, 2018 2:58 AM
RT @java: LavaOne is next week in Hawaii - Last chance to attend!! @LavaOneConf https://t.co/5dOR6Oo9FF https://t.co/ArKbARW7U2
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Jan 14, 2018 1:21 AM
RT @TessaRuid: Who you got? 🤔 #NFLPlayoffs
Jan 14, 2018 12:28 AM
RT @Hawaii_EMA: Hawaii Emergency Management Agency statement on missile launch false alarm, January 13, 2018. #hawaiiema https://t.co/hqUi…
Jan 14, 2018 12:20 AM
RT @BuzzFeedNews: This is the president's first statement after the entire state of Hawaii was told a ballistic missile attack was imminent…
Jan 14, 2018 12:20 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Current inner monologue: I'm tired of looking at the news but I'm afraid if I stop looking at the news I'll die.
Jan 14, 2018 12:17 AM
@cravensroost @AahnaBrown Assuming we survived the blast.
Jan 14, 2018 12:16 AM
@cravensroost @AahnaBrown But was a surreal 10-15 minutes. We know a few folks on the island so I guess we would of headed their way. ¯\_(…
Jan 14, 2018 12:15 AM
@cravensroost @AahnaBrown Once we got to the lobby we had sort of figured out that it was a false alarm.
Jan 14, 2018 12:15 AM
@cravensroost @AahnaBrown We were in the room when the alert went off. We just sort of watched the horizon for a bit. Then they evacuated t…
Jan 14, 2018 12:08 AM
@cravensroost @AahnaBrown It was pretty wild. :-)
Jan 14, 2018 12:05 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: An afternoon of football with a modern day relish tray, gin martini on the rocks, my remote, and my giant TV screen. Lif…
Jan 13, 2018 10:26 PM
Current Hawaii hike status. https://t.co/9yLCmXmJ75
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Jan 13, 2018 10:21 PM
RT @steveonjava: Behind the scenes at an interview with @christhalinger about #Graal, #OpenJDK, #Java, and surfing in Hawaii before @LavaOn…
Jan 13, 2018 8:03 PM
@ningwangsf Nope. Not a clue. We ended up evacuating the hotel then just standing around. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jan 13, 2018 6:41 PM
I always wondered what living during the Cold War was like.
Jan 13, 2018 6:26 PM
RT @Hawaii_EMA: NO missile threat to Hawaii.
Jan 13, 2018 6:20 PM
@Carnage4Life Our hotel just asked us to shelter in place.
Jan 13, 2018 6:20 PM
@Carnage4Life Same here in Ohahu. Unclear if it’s legit. Haven’t seen anything in news
Jan 13, 2018 6:16 PM
Hey @christhalinger, @ocubot, and @posco, is this like a regular occurrence in HI? https://t.co/4YOBJAAKXB
Jan 13, 2018 6:10 PM
WTF https://t.co/OuCoTGgkhs
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Jan 13, 2018 5:58 PM
A universe like Vinge’s "Zones of Thought" in which speculative execution only possible in the Beyond.
Jan 13, 2018 5:54 PM
RT @herval: “Any sufficiently visible user-facing bug is indistinguishable from crazy conspiracy theories”
Jan 13, 2018 4:48 PM
The best and the brightest. https://t.co/pnMp7DeDRe #MAGA
Jan 13, 2018 4:38 PM
@SandyGreenlyn @DanScavino @jack @Twitter @SecretService @POTUS Your avatar is our country’s flag upside down. Spare me the faux patriotism…
Jan 13, 2018 4:24 PM
RT @GreatDismal: This administration weaponizes its own sleaze. As if the USA were being run by National Enquirer.
Jan 13, 2018 7:18 AM
RT @SenFeinstein: We all need to stop pretending that there are no consequences when the most powerful person in the world espouses racist…
Jan 13, 2018 7:17 AM
@josefow @SFBART @jef_poskanzer @sfmta_muni Enforcement may be too hard right now, but enablement would help folks who literally go out of …
Jan 13, 2018 7:17 AM
@josefow @SFBART @jef_poskanzer Yeah, I hear you. That said @sfmta_muni seems to be able to place readers near elevators at EMB.
Jan 13, 2018 7:08 AM
@SFBART @jef_poskanzer @josefow If you are in a wheelchair, pushing a stroller, etc. then you add a bunch of extra back-and-forth in order …
Jan 13, 2018 7:05 AM
@SFBART @jef_poskanzer I’ve heard that line forever. Pretty sure @josefow told us that "we are figuring out solutions" for that problem a f…
Jan 12, 2018 6:03 PM
RT @Gramiq: Genius. Until today, if you Googled “Trump” and “shithole” all you got were hotel reviews.
Jan 12, 2018 5:27 PM
Every time this guy opens his mouth it’s "we begin bombing in five minutes".
Jan 12, 2018 5:20 PM
RT @JSavageTweets: BREAKING: The United States ambassador to Panama has resigned, saying he can no longer serve under the Trump Administrat…
Jan 12, 2018 3:44 AM
I’m OK with this. https://t.co/Iegjgpt5YK
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Jan 12, 2018 3:42 AM
@mmihic Woah! You...you lose a finger?
Jan 11, 2018 10:51 PM
RT @washingtonpost: Exclusive: Trump attacks protections for immigrants from "shithole" countries in Oval Office meeting https://t.co/R1aOB…
Jan 11, 2018 8:26 PM
RT @ysr1729: .@LavaOneConf A Java conference in Hawaii. Next week. Hop on the boat to Oahu ASAP! https://t.co/TbYRweBQw3
Jan 11, 2018 6:29 PM
RT @ACLU: The House voted to give President Trump and his administration more spying powers. The government will use this bill to continue…
Jan 11, 2018 6:11 PM
What idiot called them "new entrants in the crowded analytics marketplace" instead of "chart ups"?
Jan 11, 2018 4:49 PM
@ningwangsf Sort of...pre-gaming @LavaOneConf!
Jan 11, 2018 4:13 PM
SFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ HNL
Jan 11, 2018 2:20 PM
Wow. Nice save @Scavino45. Seems like a totally organic, natural sequence of tweets and not a hurried about-face. https://t.co/NQqdnahRGc
Jan 11, 2018 1:41 PM
Nice work @Scavino45! Smoothly-oiled social-media machine aside, it’s great to see @realDonaldTrump come out against a surveillance state. …
Jan 11, 2018 1:34 PM
RT @cshirky: @sarahjeong The dream of the semantic web never dies. I just infects new industries.
Jan 11, 2018 12:57 PM
@ibscribe Upload for the Rapture.
Jan 10, 2018 11:08 PM
@thomasuster @ryanoneill I think your admin sucked. Salesforce had a *massive* monorepo on Perforce...worked great (unless you were on an a…
Jan 10, 2018 11:04 PM
@ryanoneill @enbnt @thomasuster My two bank jobs used ClearCase. I still have nightmares about VOBs.
Jan 10, 2018 10:34 PM
RT @matthewamiller: Heartbroken by the Issa news. He deserved the justice of a humiliating defeat.
Jan 10, 2018 10:29 PM
@thomasuster @ryanoneill Or we could all switch to Perforce.
Jan 10, 2018 8:38 PM
@ryanoneill Happy to take it offline. I'll grab you later this afternoon for a coffee. :-)
Jan 10, 2018 8:29 PM
@ryanoneill Disagree on that point. You would need Maven-like dependency tracking and commit or build time dependency checking, but a monor…
Jan 10, 2018 8:16 PM
@ryanoneill Yeah, 2 monorepos < 1 monorepo
Jan 10, 2018 7:56 PM
Hey look, it's @pgarg talking about her (awesome) work at @Docusign! https://t.co/ru3ZSuBByy
Jan 10, 2018 7:34 PM
@ryanoneill I fucked up the threading on this. Sigh.
Jan 10, 2018 7:33 PM
@ryanoneill This component should probably not be in the main monorepo FWIW.
Jan 10, 2018 7:32 PM
@ryanoneill Anyway, I'll concede that there are legit use cases for monorepos, they just don't seem to be mine for the most part.
Jan 10, 2018 7:31 PM
@ryanoneill And setting up a brand new CI loop to publish this JAR to Packer seems like a lot more work with a large monorepo sitting in th…
Jan 10, 2018 7:30 PM
@ryanoneill Our customers want easy access to the latest JAR w/o having to build from source every time.
Jan 10, 2018 7:30 PM
@ryanoneill Like today I need to checkout a sub-directory for an orthogonal, leaf component (a JVM log util).
Jan 10, 2018 7:25 PM
@ryanoneill Too much overhead for trivial tasks. This is exacerbated by git, so maybe a better statement is "I hate git-based monorepos of …
Jan 10, 2018 6:54 PM
RT @grynbaum: President Trump’s full remarks today on American libel laws: https://t.co/D3nFc7OZcU
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Jan 10, 2018 6:53 PM
I hate monorepos.
Jan 10, 2018 6:47 PM
@SFBART @andres :-(
Jan 10, 2018 6:43 PM
RT @thehill: Judge cites Trump's tweet in decision to block him from ending DACA https://t.co/WNjGjprk88 https://t.co/VD82CqtycY
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Jan 10, 2018 6:16 PM
@PrometheanFyre I kind of think Ayn Rand would be pro-immigration, no? I have a hard time seeing how DACA goes against Objectivist principl…
Jan 10, 2018 6:03 PM
@PrometheanFyre @realjmannarino @realDonaldTrump Also, what's with your Twitter handle? "@PrometheanFyre"? Is it some kind of Objectivist t…
Jan 10, 2018 6:00 PM
Wait...wait...don't tell me you don't know who Peter Sagal is? https://t.co/pnyjacTMfo
Jan 10, 2018 4:13 PM
@PrometheanFyre @realjmannarino @realDonaldTrump Thanks for weighing in with your informed legal opinion there Jase. Care to elaborate on w…
Jan 10, 2018 3:24 PM
Not exactly "the best and the brightest". https://t.co/AGpso7aw3I
Jan 10, 2018 3:16 PM
RT @anildash: “I like the fact that way back then, we actually owned our own stepping stones, rather than letting someone else build the pa…
Jan 10, 2018 3:03 PM
Tweets like this are why Twitter should have a 140-character limit. https://t.co/sxklgDS4DO
Jan 10, 2018 3:00 PM
@AIia_Bhatt @realDonaldTrump Is @aliaa08 aware that you are using her name to support the racist and xenophobic policies of the Trump admin…
Jan 10, 2018 2:53 PM
@realjmannarino @realDonaldTrump Please Joey. I understand you are disappointed but let’s not call Judge Alsup a "hack". https://t.co/8L5xK…
Jan 10, 2018 2:42 PM
@realDonaldTrump It’s a system of checks & balances designed to protect us from petty despots like you.
Jan 10, 2018 6:16 AM
RT @sminero: In lieu of swag at #CES2018, Twitter has made donations to 3 organizations: Girls Inc, Black Girls Code & The Las Vegas Victim…
Jan 10, 2018 6:09 AM
RT @RepAdamSchiff: Dear Secretary Zinke, California like Florida, has hundreds of miles of beautiful coastline and a governor who wants to…
Jan 10, 2018 2:14 AM
RT @angadsg: PM role for Machine Learning at Twitter! https://t.co/fzQz4Gsa89
Jan 10, 2018 2:12 AM
Hey there @TheJusticeDept, this is pretty fucked up. https://t.co/i6ptxoVUC0
Jan 10, 2018 2:02 AM
RT @tedlieu: Taking #Florida off the table for offshore drilling but not #California violates the legal standard of arbitrary and capriciou…
Jan 10, 2018 1:42 AM
@SecretaryZinke @FLGovScott Hey Secretary Zinke, take #California off the table too thank you. Respect *our* local voice. /cc: @JerryBrownG…
Jan 10, 2018 1:06 AM
RT @headius: A whole week to go and I've already got a good set of notes for my @LavaOneConf talk. For once I won't be just starting it on…
Jan 10, 2018 1:04 AM
RT @Scott_Wiener: My SF district office is looking for interns for our spring intern program. If you or someone you know wants to get invol…
Jan 10, 2018 12:49 AM
RT @MouthEaters: Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water
Jan 9, 2018 10:08 PM
Ghosts of Kuro5hin. https://t.co/619DxaDyKQ
Jan 9, 2018 9:48 PM
RT @asmith83: Exclusive clip of Steve Bannon packed up to leave the Breitbart embassy. https://t.co/QyPfFlO40z
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Jan 9, 2018 9:05 PM
RT @supersat: tfw your old performance optimizations come back to haunt you https://t.co/ugujDmStbk
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Jan 9, 2018 8:37 PM
Time is a flat circle. https://t.co/2G0XVJ9jyh
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Jan 9, 2018 8:21 PM
Slack seems totally fine for me AFAICT.
Jan 9, 2018 8:19 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: If it's a big enough stone, you can kill way more than two birds.
Jan 9, 2018 5:54 PM
RT @nprmusic: It's a @mergerecords party! Hear Stephin Merritt (@themagfields) and Katie Crutchfield (@k_crutchfield) sing on Superchunk's…
Jan 9, 2018 4:05 PM
Now we are just sitting in the tunnel as the PA system beeps softly.
Jan 9, 2018 4:02 PM
The slowest of all possible BARTs.
Jan 9, 2018 2:40 PM
RT @goldengateblond: We are a nation of immigrants. This isn’t a bug — it’s a feature. @lcmoser’s story is so powerful. Houstonians in TX-0…
Jan 9, 2018 2:27 PM
RT @asulkina: Looking for a great Engineering Manager to join Core Services at Twitter to lead a team that works on some of the world’s hig…
Jan 9, 2018 2:04 AM
RT @Foone: we need the opposite of a version control system. like "ok, this code is done. please print it out, delete the files, throw the…
Jan 9, 2018 12:24 AM
RT @scott_kerr: Digital artist Andrei Lacatusu‘s “Social Decay” expertly imagines social media signage in dirty decay https://t.co/f9Tk3i54…
Jan 8, 2018 5:45 PM
@apanasenko @SFBART https://t.co/AaTHo67IdV
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Jan 8, 2018 5:41 PM
I 🌧️ SF
Jan 8, 2018 5:15 PM
RT @chanian: The #Meltdown patch (presumably) being applied to the underlying AWS EC2 hypervisor on some of our production Kafka brokers [d…
Jan 8, 2018 5:11 PM
RT @Martina: A great thread. We need more Laura Mosers everywhere, but particularly in Congress! https://t.co/bw4J1lkeuI
Jan 8, 2018 5:11 PM
RT @jimtankersley: "Your first sentence should be a question," our moderator tells the audience, "and you shouldn't have a second sentence.…
Jan 8, 2018 4:54 PM
Pretty sure @SFBART is just fucking with me now. https://t.co/GJGok5c6Sf
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Jan 8, 2018 5:04 AM
RT @AndreaChalupa: Let this sink in: Greta Gerwig directed her lead actor to a Golden Globe win Greta Gerwig directed the film that won be…
Jan 8, 2018 5:03 AM
RT @rhm2k: BeyondCorp: How Google Ditched VPNs for Remote Employee Access https://t.co/S19MoFs03J … This is art(!) & raises Q's re applica…
Jan 8, 2018 4:57 AM
@Amit0520 @WhiteHouse I said "I said 'I said "That’s not really a sentence Amit"'".
Jan 8, 2018 4:28 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: oprah’s speech ruled and also i would like a president with some governing experience
Jan 8, 2018 4:25 AM
RT @JRubinBlogger: Oprah-Yates 2020
Jan 8, 2018 3:52 AM
RT @electrolemon: Lady Bird > Man Fish
Jan 8, 2018 3:49 AM
@Amit0520 @WhiteHouse I said 'I said "That’s not really a sentence Amit"'.
Jan 8, 2018 3:49 AM
@dschonbe @EdPiskor Yes, very much worth it.
Jan 8, 2018 3:16 AM
@Amit0520 @WhiteHouse I said "That’s not really a sentence Amit".
Jan 8, 2018 1:53 AM
@lukaszmtw @cabel I assume I was stuck behind the drawer or to the underside of the desk maybe?
Jan 8, 2018 12:24 AM
Sunday reading. https://t.co/qPgATykkbP
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Jan 8, 2018 12:06 AM
RT @ArlanWasHere: Santa Monica area: looking for a runner (assistant) for the day, tomorrow, Jan 9th, 9am - 5:30pm w/30min lunch. Pay is $…
Jan 7, 2018 10:10 PM
RT @NeinQuarterly: Cogito ergo, like, really sum.
Jan 7, 2018 9:47 PM
@Amit0520 @WhiteHouse That’s not really a sentence Amit.
Jan 7, 2018 9:21 PM
Sigh. https://t.co/ZlwqhI07L0
Jan 7, 2018 6:31 PM
RT @ASlavitt: Hard to say no to someone who wants to make this country better and knows what that means. See @lcmoser’s thread. https://t.…
Jan 7, 2018 6:28 PM
RT @MrTomEsquire: #BUFvsJAX #GoBills! #SuperBowlFourpeat https://t.co/qFE68uqm1n
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Jan 7, 2018 5:01 AM
I ♡ BART https://t.co/XDjBFUl053
Jan 7, 2018 4:46 AM
RT @markedly: Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time* Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh?…
Jan 7, 2018 4:42 AM
RT @KenJennings: Why is it called Fire and Fury instead of A Heartbreaking Work of Very Stable Genius
Jan 7, 2018 4:19 AM
@isanangel @TonyPrintezis @DanScavino @jack @Twitter @SecretService @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Or vice-versa. Never sure Trump knows everythin…
Jan 7, 2018 12:54 AM
@lizzwinstead Which is weird because they are both super orange.
Jan 7, 2018 12:51 AM
RT @ArlanWasHere: I have to know, does everyone get the same “technology VC” lineup? Is it curated? I like all 3 of these guys, but it’s SO…
Jan 6, 2018 7:33 PM
@dick_nixon "Taken from the diaries of Lord Moron"?
Jan 6, 2018 6:03 PM
RT @java: Why Twitter uses Graal to improve #Java performance and reduce cost - with @christhalinger and @ypoirier https://t.co/JbLO0eQy6…
Jan 6, 2018 5:27 PM
3.5 yo: "I’m counting on you!" Me: 💕💕💕 3.5 yo: "One, two, three, four..."
Jan 6, 2018 5:16 PM
@heyjoshua @kpk @izs And some soy sauce, garlic and crushed red pepper and your are in business...blister ‘em in canola oil
Jan 6, 2018 3:48 PM
@kalpenn Grate minds... https://t.co/ANuqSeeaCZ
Jan 6, 2018 2:05 PM
"stable genius" https://t.co/enYDzxVde2
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Jan 6, 2018 1:47 PM
RT @yarbro: The Constitution anticipates a President like this. It does not anticipate a Congress so indifferent to a President like this.
Jan 6, 2018 2:05 AM
@enbnt @mleinart Looking forward to catching "The Cuckoo-Nuthatch Old Time String Band" during the next Obs on-site.
Jan 6, 2018 1:57 AM
@greenberg I can’t even imagine. Good luck!!!
Jan 5, 2018 10:32 PM
@djpardis https://t.co/sNWy5RrCaM
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Jan 5, 2018 8:08 PM
😬 https://t.co/kEqM4VpvVy
Jan 5, 2018 6:33 PM
RT @skamille: Bad parts of management include accidentally making people think you hate something (today, python) due to poorly conceived j…
Jan 5, 2018 6:07 PM
"A manager is a machine for turning coffee into hand-waving, facile understanding, and jokes." (My apologies to Alfréd Rényi)
Jan 5, 2018 5:54 PM
After abstaining from coffee for a few days (stomach flu) I now understand that my "personality" is simply a function of caffeine.
Jan 5, 2018 4:57 PM
Welp. The recently repaired west-side "up" escalator at Civic Center BART is no longer running. :-( https://t.co/OXtqCiWaMP
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Jan 5, 2018 4:42 PM
Increasing belt precision. https://t.co/oD3FPGuL2e
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Jan 5, 2018 3:13 PM
RT @ysr1729: The Most Tremendously Truthful President Award goes to @realDonaldTrump . Congratulations, Mr. President! https://t.co/Exmho5v…
Jan 5, 2018 4:23 AM
RT @COSenDem: We'll give Jeff Sessions our legal pot when he pries it from our warm, extremely interesting to look at hands. https://t.co/L…
Jan 5, 2018 2:25 AM
RT @DerekMilman: Photo of the decade: Doug Jones being sworn in, while his openly gay son QUIETLY DISINTEGRATES THE SOUL OF MIKE PENCE. htt…
Jan 5, 2018 1:04 AM
RT @lizzwinstead: I wish Hillary would narrate The Michael Wolfe book.
Jan 5, 2018 12:22 AM
This is pretty crazy. https://t.co/fvfl7OUPHh
Jan 4, 2018 5:33 PM
FFS https://t.co/rvXmtzH9XA
Jan 4, 2018 5:03 PM
RT @_Red_Long: I’m a blind twitter user. There are a lot of us out there. Increase your ability to reach us and help us interact with your…
Jan 4, 2018 10:41 AM
Woah. Earthquake.
Jan 4, 2018 5:29 AM
@PTI @AroundtheHorn That’s ok though. I just pretend it’s a @TonyReali re-mix of the @PTI episode I was expecting.
Jan 4, 2018 5:27 AM
@PTI every now and then, like today, the @PTI podcast is @AroundtheHorn audio instead of the @PTI audio.
Jan 4, 2018 4:31 AM
RT @prchovanec: "The best people." https://t.co/HsU76ckKjp
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Jan 4, 2018 3:41 AM
Seriously, I fall asleep to the @PTI podcast or, as @pgarg calls it, "The Shouting Guys" pretty much every night.
Jan 4, 2018 3:41 AM
The awesome origin story of my favorite podcast^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H TV show, @PTI. https://t.co/J1VmuNNlPn
Jan 4, 2018 2:33 AM
I mean, the Russia collaboration stuff is probably spot on, but let's be fair & balanced, the guy just isn't good at social media stuff.
Jan 4, 2018 2:33 AM
This arcticle is unfair to @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino). It is simply not true that he is a social-media "guru". https://t.co/ugeCPEr…
Jan 4, 2018 2:22 AM
@hobbes188 @marsanfra Pretty sure this means @marsanfra has a @TweetDeck live search for the word "french" always open in his browser. Est-…
Jan 4, 2018 2:14 AM
@hobbes188 I pretty much just use @Twitter. :-)
Jan 4, 2018 2:11 AM
@marsanfra @hobbes188 You guys know each other? I mean I just assume all French people know each other, still...
Jan 4, 2018 12:18 AM
RT @akpix: Two freighters at anchor amid sea smoke on #LakeSuperior offshore from #Duluth and the Aerial Lift Bridge on Tuesday morning htt…
Jan 4, 2018 12:17 AM
RT @ysr1729: I'll be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & DERANGED PRESIDENT AWARD on Monday at 1700 PDT. Awards will cover various categories i…
Jan 3, 2018 8:52 PM
RT @doriantaylor: who was it who was like "show me a conspiracy theorist who has ever tried to manage a project of any significance" …?
Jan 3, 2018 8:38 PM
@jvreeland26 The expected perf regression seems like a bit of an issue, no?
Jan 3, 2018 5:41 PM
@jayholler Most of them seem to be fake and/or #MAGA spam accounts. I’m cautiously optimistic that there are less idiots in meatspace. ¯\_(…
Jan 3, 2018 5:32 PM
RT @bhaggs: The most influential job in the world is a Fox News producer. Curious as to who these people are. Has there been any reporting…
Jan 3, 2018 3:23 PM
RT @ysr1729: Four polls about fingers, buttons, footballs, biscuits and carrier pigeons.
Jan 3, 2018 3:11 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: A play in 3 acts. https://t.co/Mg8dBhRqg3
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Jan 3, 2018 5:07 AM
@benj_fry Should be any minute. https://t.co/ERM7ZvLNFL
Jan 3, 2018 3:57 AM
I seem to be having a Twitter fight with the White House social media interns. https://t.co/bfmFTlysDb
Jan 3, 2018 3:09 AM
@sparhawk Yeah, Trump’s social media team sicced their troll army on me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jan 3, 2018 12:51 AM
This fucking idiot is gonna get us all killed. https://t.co/PFYgIBcHgD
Jan 2, 2018 9:28 PM
RT @seldo: A major security flaw in many Intel processors has all operating system makers rushing out patches that may slow computers down…
Jan 2, 2018 9:15 PM
RT @CGregoryBrown: Developing story in San Francisco. Supervisors considering filing as a non- profit under Section 503 and thus our proper…
Jan 2, 2018 9:12 PM
"Corporations as a form of AI" and a whole lot of other insights in this fascinating talk by @cstross. https://t.co/cBernD7GnI
Jan 2, 2018 5:50 PM
@magicandrew Also then-Councilman-soon-to-be Mayor @jerryspringer makes an appearance early in the clip.
Jan 2, 2018 5:11 PM
@kpk It’s pretty good.
Jan 1, 2018 7:13 PM
RT @buffalobills: Thank you, @Bengals. https://t.co/HrJjuV5zWO
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Jan 1, 2018 7:13 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: Welcome to 2018, the year we finally do it. The year we eat the sun.
Jan 1, 2018 6:55 PM
@TTBOOK @GhoshAmitav @jeffvandermeer Don’t sleep on @paolobacigalupi’s grim meathook cli-fi.
Jan 1, 2018 6:28 PM
RT @mazdakh: Happy New Year 🌍 and happy new year to all the engineers that worked behind the scenes yesterday.
Jan 1, 2018 5:53 PM
@heyjoshua ☹️
Jan 1, 2018 5:51 PM
RT @Spacekatgal: Blockchain is an ideal tool for ensuring fair elections. You give voters a paper receipt with a cryptographic number and p…
Jan 1, 2018 5:37 PM
@KarlTheFog Though I’d be remiss if I didn’t also give thanks to @NPR, coffee, podcasts, Advil™, and the very merciful, beautiful, and awes…
Jan 1, 2018 5:32 PM
Shoutout to @KarlTheFog for helping me survive this hangover. https://t.co/oLwDA0hjV0
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Jan 1, 2018 1:13 PM
RT @POETSorg: A low, quiet music is playing— —Carl Adamshick #Newyears2018 https://t.co/aUWEpm6gID https://t.co/84yfU2GvmC
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Jan 1, 2018 12:33 PM
@realDonaldTrump You are a danger to all of us. Your grasp of global diplomacy is childish. You have greatly diminished the power and influ…
Jan 1, 2018 5:01 AM
RT @PreetBharara: Resolution: don't let anyone else tell you how to love America.
Jan 1, 2018 5:01 AM
RT @ASlavitt: Wishing everyone has their greatest promises realized and greatest pains eased in 2018.
Jan 1, 2018 4:46 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: This family can’t even pose for a picture right Barron looks like he’s staring off into space at a different life where…
Jan 1, 2018 4:09 AM
@davinbogan If only. Pretty sure there’s worse to come.
Jan 1, 2018 4:09 AM
RT @mattdpearce: Love this photo of the cargo ship St. Clair arriving, like a ghost ship, at Duluth, where it is extremely cold. https://t.…
Jan 1, 2018 3:08 AM
RT @prchovanec: This is your brain on Trump. https://t.co/bkhdExvmGc
Jan 1, 2018 2:39 AM
RT @akpix: Ice-coated freighter St. Clair arrives in #Duluth at dawn Sunday, temperature about 20 below zero. #mnwx #LakeSuperior https://t…
Jan 1, 2018 2:38 AM
@efleis @pgarg I'm down with wells. Not down with these idiots. Happy New Year's Eric!
Jan 1, 2018 2:08 AM
I’m not driving and we’ll probably be asleep by 10:30PM so let’s get this NYE party started. https://t.co/tvEwGhCIXz
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Jan 1, 2018 1:35 AM
RT @TheRoot: Donald Trump has terminated the entire Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS while 1.2 million Americans are still infecte…
Jan 1, 2018 1:32 AM
RT @Lin_Manuel: What I was doing on New Years Eve 2011. The work is hard but it is worth it. Don’t give up. https://t.co/UlLQ1HQ16u
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