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May 2023
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May 31, 2023 3:46 AM
RT @dajobe: Let me tell you one weird trick how to turn $44Bn into $15Bn. Step 1: don't do due diligence. Step 2: pick an offer price you…
May 31, 2023 2:09 AM
RT @KurtWagner8: Yikes. This means Fidelity values Twitter around ~$15 billion https://t.co/ZyTiERtaRX
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May 29, 2023 11:09 PM
https://t.co/5bxxAhu2Pt https://t.co/sbs530zYJt
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May 29, 2023 1:53 AM
jesus fucking #cringe https://t.co/rUfjQeVVsd
May 28, 2023 2:57 AM
@sriramk I am a bit confused: was DeSantis a candidate when Elon & David agreed to host a Twitter Space on his behalf?
May 28, 2023 2:10 AM
@sriramk Look, I understand you don’t really get why pre-Elon Twitter was important as a platform for politics, public discourse, etc. but…
May 28, 2023 2:03 AM
@sriramk It has had plenty of SEV-0s in its history before, IIRC Going all-in on the CEO^H^H^H CTO’s preferred candidate though is, I supp…
May 28, 2023 1:52 AM
@sriramk You went from mediocre (but tall) product manager to crypto shill and Elon apologist in a hurry. Maybe it is time for you to take…
May 28, 2023 1:45 AM
@sriramk Stick to….*checks notes*…crypto and NFTs buddy.
May 28, 2023 1:41 AM
@LakeDaniel11 @jack @btaylor It depends.
May 27, 2023 11:38 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It is heartening to see that @Twitter can't even shut off free access to an API without fucking things up. https://t.co/T0CeZC6…
May 27, 2023 11:35 PM
Just testing out #Tweemacs. Is this thing still on? @elonmusk is a transphobic antisemite. *taps microphone*
May 27, 2023 11:32 PM
@burgessdryan You were still able to …"bear witness".
May 27, 2023 10:28 PM
@burgessdryan 😬
May 27, 2023 8:42 PM
RT @Shayan86: I'd say it's probably not ideal for the CEO of Twitter to tweet a fake Volatire quote that's actually a quote from US neo-Naz…
May 27, 2023 4:34 AM
Also, JFC can we move the transit discourse to #Mastodon already?
May 27, 2023 4:32 AM
Hey @GavinNewsom @AsmPhilTing @Scott_Wiener, we rely on #BART to get to school and to get around SF. Please don’t destroy SF’s public trans…
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May 27, 2023 3:40 AM
@kdspaul @jack @btaylor Didn’t protect users, didn’t protect employees, just took care of themselves…well, at least @btaylor took care of h…
May 27, 2023 3:32 AM
Don’t forget folks, @jack and @btaylor sold Twitter to an idiot billionaire with an anti-trans agenda because they thought he was either "…
May 27, 2023 2:14 AM
@jack Billionaires. The problem is billionaires, right?
May 25, 2023 5:11 AM
RT @shannonrwatts: It was packed. https://t.co/tZTcxH8gig
May 25, 2023 4:50 AM
RT @oneunderscore__: Fox News' homepage really twisting the knife on Elon Musk right now. The homepage even has a "Breaking News" alert po…
May 25, 2023 4:28 AM
it’s as if they drove an emerald mine into a clown car
May 25, 2023 4:07 AM
RT @andreachorst: Cheers to you, #Twitter 2.0 for making my heart sing! Today’s crash and burn was one for the history books 🙌 #Hardcore #R…
May 25, 2023 4:02 AM
But like @corpAltAddison said: https://t.co/GugIMbbW6d
May 25, 2023 4:01 AM
Tweeting your way through it is, I suppose, always an option. https://t.co/ARg3pCWYvJ
May 25, 2023 3:58 AM
RT @corpAltAddison: @lindayacc @elonmusk @DavidSacks @RonDeSantis Mam, when Sacks was giving his intro we could literally hear a replay of…
May 25, 2023 3:31 AM
@DavidSacks Table stakes for running a company or a country is being able to join a Zoom call without starting a microphone feedback loop.
May 25, 2023 12:40 AM
RT @AdrianGregory20: Welcome to ‘Find Out’.
May 25, 2023 12:35 AM
Very cool to see my awesome @NetflixEng colleague @amernetflix (and the #Netflix Performance Engineering team in general) get a shoutout fr…
May 24, 2023 3:05 PM
Sorry I meant "neckbeard and neck".
May 24, 2023 4:32 AM
@goldman @jack @elonmusk My guesses are: 1) Jack is attempting to attribute the text of his Tweet to JFK or maybe RFK Jr.? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2…
May 24, 2023 4:12 AM
.@Jack is neck and neck with @elonmusk in the race to become John McAfee 2.0 https://t.co/qONDueqo07
May 24, 2023 2:30 AM
RT @goldman: People are forgetting that Sacks is moderating so I’m sure it’ll be nice
May 24, 2023 2:14 AM
@Zeke_Cao @dajobe I think not.
May 23, 2023 2:29 AM
RT @goldman: @igb The general mission statement of the Elon era is “oh I’ll show you a hellsite”
May 23, 2023 2:02 AM
JFC https://t.co/gTKAlx8pUq
May 23, 2023 1:54 AM
Good job everyone. https://t.co/ceCnU8J5X6
May 22, 2023 5:45 PM
RT @burgessdryan: 📱iOS UI Engineer Role📱 Want to help Netflix build a great streaming expereince on the Apple TV? This might be the role…
May 22, 2023 2:23 AM
@Zeke_Cao @chancery_daily @Twitter Anytime Chance wants to risk her personal brand by appearing on our "show" she is more than welcome. No…
May 22, 2023 12:09 AM
@chancery_daily @Twitter We don’t shy away from controversial takes.
May 22, 2023 12:07 AM
@Zeke_Cao @chancery_daily @Twitter Saturday at 7AM
May 21, 2023 9:48 PM
@chancery_daily @Twitter because I am very very lazy and often distracted by things 😅...that said I finally got my shit together and upload…
May 20, 2023 2:03 PM
Here, unfortunately, we go. #IanAndJaySpaceOut #Crypto #Web3 https://t.co/ur1IAuLtbP
May 20, 2023 3:45 AM
Tune in this Saturday at 7AM (Pacific) as @jayholler and I drink some coffee, bask in the warmth of the smouldering ruins of the Internet, …
May 19, 2023 4:21 AM
@jason_koch @SMT_Solvers @timClicks This is for all the haters out there: https://t.co/NzhRGCrAci
May 19, 2023 3:27 AM
RT @rolandlisf: San Francisco officials will open a new investigation into Twitter after ex-employees, including former VP of real estate,…
May 19, 2023 2:40 AM
RT @burgessdryan: 🐍 Python Engineer Role 🐍 Netflix has a new Python team and they are looking for a Python engineer to join the team! http…
May 18, 2023 3:59 PM
RT @bestofdyingtwit: lmaoooo https://t.co/WCv5Ru4LEo https://t.co/uQjjgcgDA3
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May 18, 2023 7:04 AM
Haha hell yes fucking get that guy! https://t.co/m4kfsSHKdB
May 18, 2023 7:02 AM
RT @RMac18: Six former Twitter execs and longtime employees sued Twitter and Elon Musk in US district court in Delaware on Tues, alleging t…
May 18, 2023 2:47 AM
RT @JemYoung: Hire this person! They won't stay on the market long
May 17, 2023 6:04 AM
@BoomerDZ Nope.
May 17, 2023 2:31 AM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: Who’s going to give me access to the Twitter org chart
May 17, 2023 2:27 AM
@thomashawk @Scott_Wiener Give it a rest, Thomas. @SFBART is nothing like what you want it so desperately to be. This is what Monday morn…
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May 17, 2023 2:17 AM
RT @CubicleApril: @Larakate @kyliebytes elongelicals always oblivious to the fact that twitter 1.0 has $7B in cash and $4B in debt, twitter…
May 17, 2023 2:17 AM
@CubicleApril @Larakate @kyliebytes TIL: "elongelical"
May 17, 2023 2:14 AM
Man, "psy-ops"…this is the kind of tinfoil hat nonsense Musk was blathering about when he dialed in to the @Twitter #OneTeam event back in …
May 17, 2023 2:07 AM
RT @goldman: Beyond the 14.4 lag time, the other salient detail is that the Princess Bride quote he butchers ends with “I want my father ba…
May 17, 2023 2:00 AM
RT @TonyPrintezis: https://t.co/dwRirV1q6w
May 16, 2023 8:20 PM
@shatil @jpd Help yourself! :-)
May 16, 2023 8:20 PM
@shatil @jpd Last time I checked the blocks were stored in a large unlocked off-white metal cabinet on the 9th floor straight through the d…
May 16, 2023 4:10 AM
@DidacticaStar @DanScavino Not sure I follow. Jfc what?
May 16, 2023 4:09 AM
An emerald dogwhistle with a fresh coat of light-blue paint.
May 16, 2023 4:05 AM
@DidacticaStar @DanScavino why is that?
May 15, 2023 1:09 PM
RT @wolf2point0: Just got yet another voicemail about past due invoices from a fright company pertaining to my previous role at the bird fa…
May 14, 2023 3:55 AM
RT @MattBinder: there was once a social media platform that resisted Erdogan was temporary banned fought back against Turkey’s ban and ov…
May 14, 2023 3:55 AM
RT @jimmy_wales: What Wikipedia did: we stood strong for our principles and fought to the Supreme Court of Turkey and won. This is what it…
May 14, 2023 2:59 AM
@lindayacc @elonmusk Twitter is pretty fucked at this point, but hey, get paid and get out of there. Grifting a grifter isn’t the worst wa…
May 13, 2023 2:02 PM
Tune in to #IanAndJaySpaceOut this AM...it's not gonna be fun, but we have *way* less animal torture videos than @Twitter. https://t.co/ur…
May 13, 2023 5:25 AM
Tune in at 7AM (Pacific) on Saturday for the next installment of #IanAndJaySpaceOut. /cc: @jayholler https://t.co/ur1IAuLtbP
May 12, 2023 5:34 AM
It’s the lack of pressure that makes the emerald failson. https://t.co/phGzSCH2RW
May 11, 2023 5:37 AM
@jamesjansson Yes. But also Elon firing all the Trust & Safety folks who used to filter this stuff is what led to this horrific Twitter tre…
May 11, 2023 5:30 AM
@jamesjansson Do not look.
May 11, 2023 4:28 AM
@AnEmortalKid Probably for the best.
May 11, 2023 4:18 AM
RT @AnEmortalKid: @igb Dog isn’t loading anymore
May 11, 2023 4:16 AM
Good job everyone. https://t.co/05oHVHHlde
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May 11, 2023 4:12 AM
RT @oneunderscore__: I really, really, really, really do not recommend clicking through to the search terms, by the way. Even if you think…
May 11, 2023 4:11 AM
RT @oneunderscore__: This is true for me right now, too. If I search for "cat" on Twitter, I get "cat in a blender full video." If I searc…
May 10, 2023 4:40 AM
https://t.co/kZJooMhQSk
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May 10, 2023 4:19 AM
RT @pitdesi: Block acquiring Tidal made no sense to me; turns out nobody at Block other than @jack wanted it; He was doing his buddy Jay-Z…
May 10, 2023 3:51 AM
@elonmusk @Jason That’s because a few billionaires fired most of the people who worked downtown and now there’s no one around to go to the …
May 8, 2023 11:47 PM
@elonmusk @ID_AA_Carmack Unsurprisingly you (and what passes for product management at Twitter these days) haven’t really thought any of th…
May 8, 2023 7:05 PM
RT @ScottNover: social media sites are effectively digital graveyards: to many people, deleting the accounts of loved ones is akin to remov…
May 8, 2023 2:30 AM
@agarwal Who are your partners?
May 8, 2023 1:03 AM
@chancery_daily We look so young.
May 7, 2023 3:03 PM
Here we go again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #IanAndJaySpaceOut https://t.co/ur1IAuLtbP
May 7, 2023 1:36 PM
@AIFutureDesign @elonmusk I don't think I've encountered anyone in my life as profoundly un-curious as @elonmusk.
May 7, 2023 1:04 PM
Is this thing still on? Tune in today at 8AM (Pacific) for another episode of #IanAndJaySpaceOut. An hour of @jayholler & I rambling is …
May 6, 2023 2:30 PM
@KarlRobillard1 @GLIDEsf Congratulations Karl!!! Excited to see you continue to do awesome work and to keep making the world a better place!
May 6, 2023 2:59 AM
I highly recommend that organizations don’t get shaken down by this clown. https://t.co/vylt3AavCV
May 5, 2023 3:35 AM
@tperzyk you folks are pretty fucked…hope you (and everyone who works for you) make it out ok though
May 5, 2023 3:23 AM
RT @Casanovacane: R.I.P. DEI
May 5, 2023 3:23 AM
RT @wolf2point0: Hardcore Twitter looking a lot like the GOP.
May 3, 2023 10:44 PM
@burgessdryan Amazing improv by you and all the awesome folks who got in stage this afternoon!
May 3, 2023 1:37 PM
RT @MikeIsaac: absolutely needless self-inflicted wound
May 3, 2023 1:12 PM
I just donated to @KQED (@craignewmark is matching all donations today in honor of #WorldPressFreedomDay). Donate now! https://t.co/73Mh1…
May 3, 2023 1:12 PM
Today is a great day to donate to your local @NPR affiliate. https://t.co/v9cpmDgP0J