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April 2023
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Apr 30, 2023 1:41 AM
RT @wolf2point0: Jack pretending like he didn’t know who this guy was. Jack pretending like he never texted him urging him to buy the compa…
Apr 30, 2023 12:12 AM
TIL: https://t.co/sg7W5p8yaV #Calckey
Apr 29, 2023 10:34 PM
RT @MikeIsaac: @bigblackjacobin this really is weird. they’re thinking like a certain class of end-users and must have no one at all in the…
Apr 29, 2023 6:14 PM
RT @RMac18: Elon Musk sent an email earlier tonight to Twitter employees encouraging them to subscribe to creators on the platform and then…
Apr 29, 2023 4:49 PM
RT @shaft: It’s intellectually dishonest at best. There were voices that Jack said he respected saying #elmo was a bad actor but that did n…
Apr 29, 2023 3:08 PM
Here we go... https://t.co/ur1IAuLtbP
Apr 29, 2023 2:26 PM
RT @shaft: What I hate about this take is that @jack is like, it went south, let’s move forward and build something else. Which is what so…
Apr 29, 2023 1:53 PM
@elonmusk I propose the lmfao test for your sad memes and attempted jokes.
Apr 29, 2023 1:16 PM
RT @halcy: @jack So, ActivityPub?
Apr 29, 2023 4:37 AM
RT @airfrance: Since Twitter has changed their conditions, our customer service by direct message on this network is unavailable. Our servi…
Apr 29, 2023 4:29 AM
@chancery_daily @jayholler Yes, but also we are just kidding about the #Web3 thing.
Apr 29, 2023 4:19 AM
LOL at @jack hiding out on @bluesky instead of answering questions here. Promo’ing fomo in order to build his next social media rugpull.
Apr 29, 2023 1:56 AM
RT @wolf2point0: Saturday! Woo Hoo!
Apr 28, 2023 11:43 PM
Our apologies for the delay, but @jayholler and I had to spend a couple of weeks rebuilding the show on #Web3 technology. Tune in tomorrow…
Apr 28, 2023 3:59 AM
RT @MTA: For the MTA, Twitter is no longer reliable for providing the consistent updates riders expect. So as of today, we’re saying goodb…
Apr 27, 2023 2:11 PM
RT @lpolgreen: Of course. https://t.co/CZrUkKCuxE
Apr 27, 2023 5:23 AM
RT @rpalcolea: Tomorrow will be fun! https://t.co/zRnGxJSglN
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Apr 27, 2023 1:55 AM
RT @Phil_Lewis_: A fake account verified by Twitter Blue posed as a Sudanese army official and falsely reported the death of a military lea…
Apr 26, 2023 2:41 AM
@blogwhat Apparently not.
Apr 26, 2023 12:28 AM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: NEW: Elon Musk has another alt account, @e, that he had Twitter transfer to him shortly after the takeover. I'm told the…
Apr 26, 2023 12:05 AM
@rubrikInc @RSAConference @RealDeanCain @JerryRice 😬
Apr 25, 2023 9:47 PM
I am amazed at how frightened VCs are of…*checks notes*…BART. My kids (9yo & 4yo) and I ride BART every day and somehow manage to make it…
Apr 25, 2023 7:11 PM
A year ago today. https://t.co/QnCJ5gJJgE
Apr 25, 2023 4:42 PM
@gojomo @gwestr @Twitter Indeed, in what is yet another *incredibly* bad business decision by @jack, he rolled his entire $TWTR stake into …
Apr 25, 2023 4:24 PM
@CubicleApril @Twitter 🤔
Apr 25, 2023 2:57 PM
@gwestr @Twitter Wait, really?
Apr 25, 2023 1:55 PM
Glad folks are getting off @twitter but curious about the funding model of Bluesky, PBLLC…what happens when they run out of the $13MM in Tw…
Apr 25, 2023 1:34 AM
@pavan_ky Actually I bet it will still be hard for them. https://t.co/zg7v4aJccN
Apr 24, 2023 7:22 PM
@ChiefScientist I run my own local ATP instance that does not federate with @bluesky.
Apr 24, 2023 4:02 AM
@bdougieYO Funded by @jack and @twitter, yes. There’s no connection to #Mastodon (or ActivityPub) though.
Apr 24, 2023 3:44 AM
@burgessdryan I’m glad folks are ready to bail on Elon’s @twitter, and I wish them all the best, but 1) people should be careful of trustin…
Apr 24, 2023 3:39 AM
@kpk @Twitter it may not be a "blockchain" exactly but it seems to have embraced the same fundamental data structures and constraints https…
Apr 24, 2023 3:34 AM
RT @neilhimself: For the curious, I'm not subscribed to Twitter Blue. I haven't given anyone my phone number. What a sad, muddled place thi…
Apr 24, 2023 3:34 AM
During my last few years at @Twitter every #Hackweek would have at least one "Twitter, but on a blockchain" project and none of them could …
Apr 24, 2023 3:00 AM
@kebabmaihaddi @bluesky Somebody should tell @jack there’s already a protocol. https://t.co/4Gn512FwUy
Apr 24, 2023 2:24 AM
@kebabmaihaddi @bluesky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/zg7v4aJccN
Apr 24, 2023 2:22 AM
@kebabmaihaddi @bluesky https://t.co/g5BSiqtMe7
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Apr 24, 2023 1:17 AM
RT @cabel: It's unscientific, but — with the exception of punishment blue checks due to personal grudges — it looks like Elon silently rest…
Apr 23, 2023 9:59 PM
RT @pfrazee: @wongmjane Bluesky dev here Deletes now are similar to "putting something in the trash" on an OS. We have the functionality f…
Apr 23, 2023 9:59 PM
RT @wongmjane: Apparently anyone can see all the media you’ve uploaded on Bluesky, even if you’ve deleted the post https://t.co/teI95ox0Mj
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Apr 23, 2023 9:51 PM
RT @Fred_Delicious: actually I can explain it. dril is the funniest person on this website and elon musk spent $44 billion just to push his…
Apr 23, 2023 9:18 PM
I'm sure @jack won't fuck it up this time.
Apr 23, 2023 7:15 PM
@dunxen lol https://t.co/zg7v4aJccN
Apr 23, 2023 6:22 PM
RT @goldman: LRT: imagine fucking up the launch of a paid subscription service so bad that actual famous people call you a creeper on your…
Apr 23, 2023 6:20 PM
RT @markmobility: Boy genius, @Elonmusk, has verified Jamal Khashoggi's Twitter account, claiming "This account is verified because they ar…
Apr 23, 2023 6:15 PM
Why do you need to be invited to @bluesky? Why not let people just, you know, start using it? Cheap virality? Some #web3 or blockchain t…
Apr 23, 2023 4:11 PM
RT @MIT: We did not subscribe to Twitter Blue.
Apr 23, 2023 1:41 AM
RT @Fred_Delicious: i can’t explain it but elon musk vs dril is the logical endgame of twitter.
Apr 23, 2023 1:09 AM
RT @goldengateblond: somewhere he's screaming at an underling PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK while becoming the literal corn cob meme in front of…
Apr 21, 2023 9:22 PM
@tweetsbyparker It pretty great...with 20K+ followers I've earned a total of $2.50 through my Twitter Tip Jar in just under 3 years!!! Kee…
Apr 21, 2023 9:18 PM
RT @tweetsbyparker: some inspiration for creators trying to make a living on twitter 🙌🤑💸 https://t.co/Ajvyh0YVJb
Apr 21, 2023 7:35 PM
RT @bestofdyingtwit: another tweet for the future Best of Dying Twitter Museum 🥰 https://t.co/qWkxBWfDh2
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Apr 21, 2023 2:23 PM
I still have my blue check over on #Mastodon. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/RUlczfvEgy
Apr 21, 2023 4:27 AM
@elonmusk That’s just the integer underflow talking.
Apr 21, 2023 2:26 AM
RT @goldengateblond: someone good at business would understand that this is sketchy af because it makes every celeb with a gifted checkmark…
Apr 21, 2023 2:22 AM
RT @goldengateblond: when things are going great https://t.co/lm2yfUUgbh
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Apr 18, 2023 2:27 AM
I wish we could just skip to the final "The Aristocrats!" Tweet and get it over with. https://t.co/FNCpv2Y2A2
Apr 17, 2023 9:00 PM
RT @CBCRadioCanada: Our journalism is impartial and independent. To suggest otherwise is untrue. That is why we are pausing our activities…
Apr 16, 2023 9:52 PM
RT @andreitr: Twitter does not feel the same without the art bots.
Apr 16, 2023 8:56 PM
RT @codeOfRobin: Dumb q for people signing up on bluesky: Why would you touch a Jack Dorsey social network with a ten foot pole at this…
Apr 15, 2023 2:19 AM
RT @ysr1729: via @NYTOpinion #RIP #Twitter https://t.co/PvG4qTSa0V
Apr 15, 2023 2:17 AM
"subscribe via email or SMS" This is perfection, @TwitterDev. No notes, chef's kiss, etc. https://t.co/h7X6wKgBv6
Apr 15, 2023 2:11 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: Hello this is BART Alert. @Twitter has shut off its free API, and that means we are going dark until we can find a solutio…
Apr 14, 2023 11:08 PM
Just testing to see if Tweemacs is still working. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apr 14, 2023 3:01 PM
Another week, another weak attempt at hanging out online with @jayholler. #IanAndJaySpaceOut https://t.co/ur1IAuLtbP
Apr 14, 2023 3:56 AM
Tune in tomorrow at 8AM Pacific for #IanAndJaySpaceOut, now with bold *and* italic text formatting. https://t.co/ur1IAuKVmh
Apr 14, 2023 2:31 AM
140 -> 280 didn’t move the needle on growth or adoption. I suppose 280 -> 10K might move the needle, but not in the direction @elonmusk wan…
Apr 14, 2023 2:31 AM
What a waste of time and what a waste of what little engineering talent is left at Twitter. https://t.co/7CQGlktcSX
Apr 13, 2023 4:00 AM
RT @BobbyAllyn: NPR's analytics show that less than 2% of our traffic comes from Twitter. It's not a surprise to people who work in media,…
Apr 13, 2023 1:59 AM
@chancery_daily Seems to be working now, but for a while I was getting this error. https://t.co/afFHOfkrPj
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Apr 13, 2023 1:56 AM
@chancery_daily this is another test
Apr 13, 2023 1:56 AM
@chancery_daily this is a test from Safari web
Apr 13, 2023 1:53 AM
RT @Reboticant: WHY CANT I REPLY TO ANY TWEETS
Apr 12, 2023 5:12 PM
@NPRinskeep @MorningEdition I’ll be the hundredth person to say this, but @NPR, it’s shows, it’s affiliates, it’s staff, should joined #Mas…
Apr 12, 2023 5:08 PM
RT @NPRinskeep: John Lansing, NPR CEO, at the @MorningEdition meeting. NPR says it will de-emphasize Twitter. Aside from the misleading…
Apr 12, 2023 5:06 PM
RT @pt: We don’t talk enough about how screwed Tesla would be if Elon displeased the Chinese govt & what that implies about their influence…
Apr 12, 2023 3:25 PM
RT @oliverdarcy: News: NPR becomes first major news org to stop using Twitter, saying that the Elon Musk-owned platform “is taking actions…
Apr 11, 2023 9:59 AM
RT @sarahemclaugh: It looks like Twitter is *globally* withholding a tweet in response to a legal demand in India. This is a disaster for f…
Apr 10, 2023 3:41 PM
@Larakate Congratulations Lara! (And congratulations to Linktree on an awesome hire!)
Apr 8, 2023 12:51 AM
RT @goldman: Calvinban
Apr 7, 2023 7:18 PM
@chancery_daily @MikeBurgersburg Jane is held in high regard by all of the Tweeps I know.
Apr 7, 2023 7:16 PM
@chancery_daily @MikeBurgersburg Not a former Tweep, just an extremely talented engineer who specializes in reverse engineering software pr…
Apr 7, 2023 3:03 PM
Fuck it! We'll do it live! #owncast #streaming #twitter #doge #crypto https://t.co/ur1IAuLtbP
Apr 7, 2023 3:46 AM
@AlexCartaz I’m glad you asked… https://t.co/KkYutcLQqe
Apr 7, 2023 3:02 AM
I don't understand how/why Tweemacs still works. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/2fj3ute4kR
Apr 7, 2023 3:00 AM
Testing, testing...1...2...3...is this thing still on? #Tweemacs
Apr 7, 2023 12:36 AM
Tune in tomorrow at 8AM (Pacific) as @jayholler and I pump up some sketchy #crypto and undermine the foundations of our country's free pres…
Apr 6, 2023 3:30 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ These chucklefucks are, at least, consistent in their inconsistency. https://t.co/KkYutcLQqe
Apr 6, 2023 3:26 AM
#Tweemacs, surprisingly, still lives. https://t.co/FbqshfG0Ax
Apr 6, 2023 3:25 AM
Elon Musk is a douchebag. Huh. Weird. This thing is still on. Welp. Elon Musk is still a douchebag.
Apr 6, 2023 3:01 AM
@crodas @ianisqatsibot I’m trying to avoid anything that @jack is involved in.
Apr 6, 2023 2:56 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Thats all folks. Elon ruined the best parts of Twitter. What an asshole. I’ve moved to the #fediverse. To #mastodon.…
Apr 6, 2023 2:33 AM
Welp, that is the end of @ianisqatsibot. At least it went out with a LOL. https://t.co/rctNUlas2j
Apr 6, 2023 1:48 AM
@johnroderick Between a genius and a queen lies a confounded marsh wherein language devolves into meaningless permutations of characters.
Apr 5, 2023 11:36 PM
RT @ZoeSchiffer: Twitter is sending laid off employees a legal notice warning them about a non-disparagement clause in their separation agr…
Apr 5, 2023 2:23 PM
RT @davidgura: Yesterday, @elonmusk’s Twitter labeled NPR “state-affiliated media,” even though the company’s own policy stated the organiz…
Apr 5, 2023 2:20 PM
RT @DKThomp: This is just silly. If NPR receiving less than 1% of its revenue from federal government programs makes it "state-affiliated…
Apr 4, 2023 6:46 PM
@DanScavino No one is above the law, Dan. Not even a former President of the United States. Not even a former President of the United State…
Apr 3, 2023 6:10 PM
We are like a week away from the Twitter website having an outdated NSFW meme pinned to the top of everyone's TL.
Apr 3, 2023 6:02 PM
@clancynewyork Sigh.
Apr 3, 2023 5:58 PM
What fresh hell is this? https://t.co/HLlSUD2ap5
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Apr 3, 2023 3:05 PM
RT @burgessdryan: Netflix now has UI Engineer roles open in Warsaw, Poland! https://t.co/c8VKUeBBHK
Apr 3, 2023 3:00 AM
@robinw Tree wells are lethal. 😬
Apr 3, 2023 1:52 AM
@thomashawk @davewiner LOL, WTF are you talking about? Have you used Twitter in the last 10 years? So much of Twitter’s value is the presen…
Apr 3, 2023 12:35 AM
RT @chrismessina: At this point I’m going to presume that it was simply easier to change a few strings than to actually rewrite the verific…
Apr 2, 2023 11:33 PM
@davewiner I mean, why pay a shakedown to this clown? https://t.co/YSg9ptwo2O
Apr 2, 2023 11:33 PM
@davewiner Not that weird, really. https://t.co/mJSQyerhI3
Apr 2, 2023 9:48 PM
Elon is so desperate for approval from a small group of weird libertarian reactionaries that he’s willing to burn down this website just fo…
Apr 2, 2023 8:45 PM
What a fucking mess.
Apr 2, 2023 8:40 PM
RT @AstroKatie: So Twitter is now actively working to muddy the waters and make actual identity verification more difficult.
Apr 2, 2023 6:16 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: An error page from the previous page's broken URL.
Apr 2, 2023 4:48 PM
RT @goldman: I kind of like a Hunger Games where every few days there's a Reaping of just two Blue Checks from each district: Mainstream Me…
Apr 2, 2023 2:52 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A meme derived of from the "Mean Girls" movie meme that reads "stop trying to make yammer happen".
Apr 2, 2023 11:55 AM
RT @AstroKatie: This is really it. The New York Times doesn’t need a Twitter algorithm boost or the ability to write extra-long tweets. The…
Apr 2, 2023 4:11 AM
@norootcause @tomaslin Trying to thread a needle here. 😅 https://t.co/qhwHEi6Psm
Apr 2, 2023 12:54 AM
LOL you knew that this change was gonna get pushed ASAP. https://t.co/C6fy8PxUIg
Apr 1, 2023 11:02 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A guy in a baseball cap and a hoodie spray paints graffiti on a wall. A technique that seems easily applicable to say a…
Apr 1, 2023 8:02 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A cropped iOS screenshot showing a "Rate limit is exceeded." message from Twitter.
Apr 1, 2023 7:13 PM
RT @GergelyOrosz: On how pointless all this is: I talked with former Twitter engineers who worked on this code and they said that while th…
Apr 1, 2023 4:19 PM
Be like Mike! $19,999,998,358.85 to go! https://t.co/80x8Re2SID
Apr 1, 2023 4:16 PM
@transitive_bs @elonmusk Yup!
Apr 1, 2023 4:16 PM
To the moon! (or, to $19,999,998,738.85 I guess) https://t.co/MzpMxkGAgI
Apr 1, 2023 4:06 PM
We are slicing and dicing our way to $20B! $19,999,999,298.85 to go! https://t.co/pf8thiJzlv
Apr 1, 2023 4:02 PM
Pay attention VCs, we are on our way...only $19,999,999,328.80 left to raise! https://t.co/gxAyarKzRd
Apr 1, 2023 3:59 PM
That's a great way to think about it Brian! Only $19,999,999,372.80 to go! https://t.co/Q3h0PDTlZg
Apr 1, 2023 3:57 PM
$19,999,999,822.80! https://t.co/4QONPpCyNy
Apr 1, 2023 3:48 PM
Only $19,999,999,877 to go! https://t.co/gmuGkzENgC
Apr 1, 2023 3:32 PM
@norootcause Maybe.
Apr 1, 2023 5:17 AM
@andreachorst Not with my management team. You in?
Apr 1, 2023 5:15 AM
$19,999,999,925 to go. Get in on the ground floor people! https://t.co/WNrdTSVNST
Apr 1, 2023 5:11 AM
RT @wongmjane: lol… Twitter force-pushed a new initial commit to hide this, overriding the original commit (7f90d0ca342b928b479b512ec51ac2c…
Apr 1, 2023 5:10 AM
@pczapla @jack It’s only gonna get cheaper so this is a win for the current owner and (more importantly) all the awesome employees still th…
Apr 1, 2023 5:08 AM
$19,999,999,930 We are going @NPR-style with double-your-money challenge for next $10 pledge! https://t.co/oiJR63WtfY
Apr 1, 2023 5:00 AM
Hey @jack, I got a redemption arc for ya over here. That said I think we are gonna need a few of your "friends" to kick in as well. https:/…
Apr 1, 2023 4:55 AM
$19,999,999,940! WAGMI https://t.co/p8idhca0Gq
Apr 1, 2023 4:53 AM
@norootcause And then some.
Apr 1, 2023 4:51 AM
RT @matasar: I’m not reading twitter source code for free, folks.
Apr 1, 2023 4:50 AM
Parker just signed on to the executive team. $19,999,999,965 left…LFG!!! https://t.co/YF8M5A3XRq
Apr 1, 2023 4:49 AM
$19,999,999,975 to go! https://t.co/nhC99JiCKo
Apr 1, 2023 4:46 AM
We are getting there. Turn those pockets out folks. https://t.co/UoAehkqj5Z
Apr 1, 2023 4:45 AM
@nicholas_hagen Nope. But I will hire you to work on the API. ;-)
Apr 1, 2023 4:34 AM
Anyone wanna loan me $19,999,999,990 to buy this hellsite? https://t.co/hlvU1cNncv
Apr 1, 2023 4:31 AM
@andreachorst Not with my management team. You in?
Apr 1, 2023 4:30 AM
Strong hire. https://t.co/sRpWQwQ0iE
Apr 1, 2023 4:27 AM
Anyone wanna loan me $20B to buy this hellsite?
Apr 1, 2023 4:21 AM
@MissMargoPrice Amen.
Apr 1, 2023 4:21 AM
RT @MissMargoPrice: (Blue) check ya later I ain’t payin more to satan
Apr 1, 2023 4:18 AM
@ChiefScientist @elonmusk Now we are talking.
Apr 1, 2023 4:09 AM
RT @CubicleApril: it is wild how widely I see people claiming that twitter 1.0 had never made a profit and was on the brink of bankruptcy.…
Apr 1, 2023 4:09 AM
RT @artistmagritte: Homesickness, 1940 #magritte #surrealism https://t.co/bGbaFNc98Z https://t.co/9azm3iszI5
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