February 2023 (158 tweets)

• Feb 28, 2023 6:12 AMRT @ZoeSchiffer: NEW: The Twitter layoffs were orchestrated by Steve Davis, CEO of The Boring Company, a longtime associate of Elon Musk. N…
• Feb 28, 2023 4:19 AM@peterhartlaub Lol, no, I think you (and the Chron) are coming from a more, uh, intellectually honest place than that guy.
• Feb 28, 2023 4:15 AM@peterhartlaub Maybe? https://t.co/vFgnSIrnT8
• Feb 27, 2023 4:05 PMCan we buy enough of this "stock" for a hostile takeover? If so I’m happy to offer current shareholders fractions of a penny on the dollar.
• Feb 27, 2023 3:24 PMStock in what? https://t.co/qkWjr2V27C
• Feb 27, 2023 5:40 AM@retornam AFAICT I can’t even search on public keys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Feb 27, 2023 5:31 AMOK, I am now on #nostr and I can’t even find @jack. So far it is a wasteland of #crypto scams and UX fail. https://t.co/RkmLOGib0Y
• Feb 27, 2023 5:02 AMVerifying my account on nostr My Public Key: n̵p̴u̵b̵1̷n̶z̵0̴q̷s̸t̶e̷x̶9̸g̴7̶h̵m̴a̵y̴l̴g̷t̵2̸r̷a̶q̸6̶v̴w̷9̶e̵m̶z̶t̴l̷e̸l̴c̷2̶p̷s̶n̵m̷u̸e̵…
• Feb 27, 2023 4:17 AMGonna get on #nostr just so I can remind @jack how he fucked over everyone who worked at @Twitter and everyone who used @Twitter.
• Feb 27, 2023 4:11 AMAmazing work, @jack. You really nailed it with that whole "singular solution" thing. https://t.co/7dhDKB4HhE
• Feb 27, 2023 2:25 AMRT @erinkwoo: nyt reporting that around 200 employees, or roughly 10% of what was left of twitter’s workforce, were cut last night https://…
• Feb 26, 2023 10:34 PMRT @tweetsbyparker: new ex-tweeps: when y’all are ready, you have an army of support on the other side 💙🫡
• Feb 26, 2023 10:29 PMRT @ashevat: New Ex-Tweeps: I still have the list of companies hiring and open roles. PM me if you want the link🫡 💙
• Feb 26, 2023 7:21 PMRT @ZoeSchiffer: Just got confirmation that Esther Crawford, chief executive of Twitter Payments, is out.
• Feb 26, 2023 6:04 PMRT @ZoeSchiffer: Wow the layoffs last night included a ton of surprises. Hardcore Musk loyalists (more on that soon…) and the founder of th…
• Feb 26, 2023 2:41 PM@elonmusk Here’s the original Tweet. It is difficult to believe that a content-based platform where the platform’s owner steals content fr…
• Feb 26, 2023 4:53 AM@elonmusk why do you always steal other people’s jokes/memes/ideas? 🤔
• Feb 26, 2023 4:45 AMNever ascribe to planned layoffs that which can be adequately explained by @elonmusk having fired all the people who know how @Twitter’s co…
• Feb 26, 2023 4:41 AMRT @kateconger: Some Twitter engineers are being locked out of their work emails and laptops tonight, and believe that it is a layoff. Uncl…
• Feb 26, 2023 1:29 AMTOO MANY WANNABE-TWITTER CEOS https://t.co/kTwbkcm9xg
• Feb 25, 2023 3:07 AMRT @wolf2point0: Friendly reminder you don’t have to sign the separation “agreement.”
• Feb 25, 2023 3:07 AMRT @mattiebabb: Elon Musk faces upward of $130 million in legal costs to fight laid-off Twitter workers over severance pay https://t.co/xRU…
• Feb 24, 2023 3:37 PM@javawithjiva we will definitely talk about the weather
• Feb 24, 2023 3:37 PM@javawithjiva there's always an upside
• Feb 24, 2023 3:25 PM@javawithjiva also python, fascism, and slack
• Feb 24, 2023 3:24 PM@javawithjiva hangovers
• Feb 24, 2023 3:07 PM8 *AM* goddammit #IanAndJaySpaceOut https://t.co/YYCsRCWKD4
• Feb 24, 2023 3:06 PM@CodeAficionado @jayholler Sigh. Gonna blame that on the hangover.
• Feb 24, 2023 3:01 PMRT @ashevat: I am hearing that Twitter is jacking up the prices for their enterprises APIs by around 3X. I hope customers are getting 3X ne…
• Feb 24, 2023 2:59 PM*we are all in existential crisis.
• Feb 24, 2023 2:59 PMI’m hungover. @jayholler is in existential crisis.* Tune in at 8PM PT this morning as for our worst takes ever. https://t.co/RuIdpw78Ij
• Feb 23, 2023 5:45 PMProbably switching over to Yammer. https://t.co/FPP1ceLvXT
• Feb 22, 2023 5:49 AM@DrJorts LOL that I was recognized as a "Creator" on LinkedIn before Twitter (my Superfollows application is still pending).
• Feb 22, 2023 12:06 AMRT @oxidecomputer: 👋
• Feb 18, 2023 1:43 AMRT @boo: As the former lead for Ads at Twitter, I can confidently say this man has no idea wtf he's talking about
• Feb 18, 2023 1:27 AMMy kids’ lemonade stand was run better than Elon’s Twitter.
• Feb 18, 2023 1:27 AMThe dumbest company on the planet is being run by the dumbest people on the planet. https://t.co/8u77cWJ6Nh
• Feb 16, 2023 2:47 PMTune in this morning (yes, on a Thursday) at 8AM PT. Or don’t. https://t.co/rKmV8X7fWh #IanAndJaySpaceOut
• Feb 15, 2023 5:41 AM@cwun @here It’s gonna be Thursday this week.
• Feb 15, 2023 5:40 AM@arikmotskin @here Ah yes. Sad LOL.
• Feb 15, 2023 5:37 AM@arikmotskin @here Also what is the "transition team"?
• Feb 15, 2023 5:37 AM@arikmotskin @here WTF!
• Feb 15, 2023 5:14 AM@e_rubtsov @here Sorry @here folks!
• Feb 15, 2023 5:09 AMAlso, his cousin works there?!! "At 2:36 on Monday morning, James Musk sent an urgent message to Twitter engineers.  ‘We are debugging an…
• Feb 15, 2023 5:06 AMWhat a waste of a once wonderful place. https://t.co/kQ3inxuVZt
• Feb 14, 2023 3:16 PM@the_yeti Park at the Judah lot and ski that side.
• Feb 14, 2023 3:14 PM@the_yeti Sugarbowl.
• Feb 14, 2023 3:13 PMRT @AlSultan_Meriam: @igb @jack Elon blocked me in 2018 He just unblocked me today I bet he unblocked all blocked accounts and started heav…
• Feb 14, 2023 2:42 AMThis place is a joke, @jack. https://t.co/bFWoJuL1ci
• Feb 14, 2023 12:00 AM@mat Same same. https://t.co/MWaMZEUU7v
• Feb 13, 2023 11:45 PMRT @matasar: @goldman We’re so close to his vision of his tweets automatically going to every user.
• Feb 13, 2023 11:45 PMRT @goldman: Hacking the way Twitter works so that it prioritizes the tweet fanout for exactly one (deeply weird) user seems like healthy s…
• Feb 13, 2023 11:36 PMRT @DickHardt: I have yet to see *any* enthusiasm -- and the only tangible information is that *some* level of access will cost $100. How a…
• Feb 13, 2023 11:30 PM5 days. Not 7 days. Time has lost all meaning.
• Feb 13, 2023 11:29 PMSigh. This would have been a great Tweet if I hadn’t been off by like 5 days when I scheduled it during last Wednesday’s Twitter meltdown.
• Feb 13, 2023 11:10 PM@svqjournalist Nope. https://t.co/DbOoBa2hiE
• Feb 13, 2023 11:09 PMSorry! https://t.co/DbOoBa2hiE
• Feb 13, 2023 11:09 PM@rpalcolea Sorry, my bad. https://t.co/DbOoBa2hiE
• Feb 13, 2023 11:09 PMLOL. This is a mis-scheduled Tweet from last week. I was off by a minute+7 days. https://t.co/MWaMZEUU7v
• Feb 13, 2023 10:27 PMEveryone can Tweet 15 minutes in the future.
• Feb 13, 2023 10:15 PMOnly scheduled Tweets are working right now.
• Feb 13, 2023 9:22 PMRT @MattBinder: Elon Musk deleted his Eagles tweet after they lost lol https://t.co/orz8mllGwE 📷
• Feb 13, 2023 9:20 PM¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/UM4jJGME4f
• Feb 13, 2023 5:03 PMRT @copyconstruct: Looks like engineers at Twitter now spend nights and weekends fixing things that worked perfectly for years, instead of…
• Feb 13, 2023 5:07 AM@kpk @Twitter @F6x Also points for "still the case". 😂
• Feb 13, 2023 5:05 AM@kpk @Twitter I’ll defer to @F6x for a ruling on this.
• Feb 13, 2023 5:03 AM@TwitterMktg @elonmusk I am amazed at how little effort Musk and his goons put into understanding how @Twitter worked before fucking it all…
• Feb 13, 2023 4:58 AMPer the @Twitter style guide, "Tweet", as a noun, is capitalized, and "tweet", as a verb, is not capitalized. Twitter, the company, howeve…
• Feb 13, 2023 4:26 AMRT @Tony_Poblano: @igb Jason just further proving the point that the richest people in the world are allergic to criticism and accountabili…
• Feb 13, 2023 3:24 AMCongratulations to the @USFL. https://t.co/cCjUrsJvVx
• Feb 13, 2023 3:20 AMThe last ad of the #SuperBowl is the owner of @Twitter in 2027.
• Feb 13, 2023 3:14 AM😂 https://t.co/dwJh4Sc4n7
• Feb 13, 2023 3:13 AM@elonmusk @Eagles LOL
• Feb 13, 2023 1:29 AMRT @ElaineF: .@twitterdata what was the tweet volume for the first half? was the TPM spike one of the TDs or the mahomes injury? what’s the…
• Feb 13, 2023 12:22 AM@Carnage4Life What did I miss?
• Feb 12, 2023 9:50 PMStrong "Galt’s Gulch" thirst from the wannabe Twitter CEOs on this site. Anyway, we, as a society, should be more reliant on taxing the he…
• Feb 12, 2023 5:32 PMTBF it is probably gonna be better than whatever Twitter turns into.
• Feb 12, 2023 5:32 PMAFAICT #nostr is basically Mastodon/ActivityPub, but for people who enjoy the user experience of Git. https://t.co/f0jNh0n6RH
• Feb 12, 2023 4:15 PM@andreachorst @bestofdyingtwit The next step is obviously to limit organic reach. You can sort of see the beginnings of this with the "veri…
• Feb 12, 2023 2:50 PMRT @thinkingfish: @elonmusk I think you are mixing up “user not in timeline cache because they are not active” with “tweet not delivered”.…
• Feb 12, 2023 7:14 AM@YStijd @elonmusk He doesn’t either.
• Feb 12, 2023 4:38 AM@hipsterelectron Mix in some Erlang and you are all set!
• Feb 12, 2023 4:31 AM"What do you despise? By this are you truly known." The best Tweets on this hellsite were often #Dune jokes, #Dune puns, #Dune references,…
• Feb 12, 2023 4:00 AM@CubicleApril That domain is (at present) insufficiently brand-damaged for me and my investors to consider.
• Feb 12, 2023 3:36 AMPutting together a group of investors to buy the https://t.co/9EiW9HvPU9 domain in 2030 from tronc™ or @jakepaul or whatever rock-bottom br…
• Feb 12, 2023 2:47 AMRT @tomgara: This is the first time I’ve seriously considered the possibility that Twitter is cooked, we’re maybe in a shooting war with a…
• Feb 11, 2023 5:33 PMRemember folks, all the funny jokes are on #Mastodon these days. https://t.co/nixvIwyVug.
• Feb 11, 2023 4:59 AM@Basti This, but Twitter.
• Feb 11, 2023 2:14 AM@palmerj3 :-(
• Feb 11, 2023 12:01 AMRT @rpalcolea: I definitely had a great time sharing what we do at Netflix to make the Build and CI experience better for JVM engineers. If…
• Feb 10, 2023 8:19 PMRT @dpesummit: Watch @NetflixEng share observability #metrics they captured to identify common problems with the local and #CI #tool experi…
• Feb 10, 2023 5:10 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A cropped iOS screenshot of a LinkedIn notification that reads "Jay Holler wants to connect Review invitation".
• Feb 10, 2023 3:59 PMRT @igb: TBH our show is not very entertaining, but it is way more fun than hanging out on @Twitter these days. Tune in this Friday at 8AM…
• Feb 10, 2023 6:34 AMRT @nima_owji: #Twitter keeps working on Coins! This is Twitter explaining what Twitter Coin is. "As you receive coins they accumulate int…
• Feb 10, 2023 4:29 AMTBH our show is not very entertaining, but it is way more fun than hanging out on @Twitter these days. Tune in this Friday at 8AM PT. #Ian…
• Feb 9, 2023 8:48 PMRT @goldman: Imagine calling a meeting to say this. https://t.co/jYhx2SgqDy 📷
• Feb 9, 2023 8:48 PM"It turns out that an employee had inadvertently deleted data for an internal service that sets rate limits for using Twitter. The team tha…
• Feb 9, 2023 6:15 AM@jonlautaha @Doritos @elonmusk That’s why I wanted Doritos.
• Feb 9, 2023 6:15 AMRT @thinkingfish: @igb @Doritos @elonmusk Apparently the Flock has had enough.
• Feb 9, 2023 12:39 AMI’m being shadowbanned, aren’t I?
• Feb 9, 2023 12:38 AMRT @kyliebytes: He sent a follow up email. “We should also pause on transitioning away from Sacramento, consolidating Atlanta and reducing…
• Feb 9, 2023 12:37 AMRT @kyliebytes: SCOOP: Elon has emailed staff following the Twitter outage. “Please pause for now on new feature development in favor of m…
• Feb 9, 2023 12:37 AMRT @javavvitch: I feel like that one Twitter PM be the one writing on all of the social media accounts.
• Feb 9, 2023 12:35 AMEverything is fine. https://t.co/dijqju84O7 📷
• Feb 9, 2023 12:33 AM@MikeIsaac The rules don’t even match the actual enforcement/behavior of the app. https://t.co/BFTdiYJGPZ
• Feb 9, 2023 12:32 AMSorry @Doritos but @elonmusk won’t let me follow you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/Jab9bunD7Y 📷
• Feb 8, 2023 11:36 PMRT @tweetsbyparker: now we wait for elon’s predictably nonsensical technical assessment for what went wrong and why legacy twitter is to bl…
• Feb 8, 2023 3:04 PMTune in this Friday to hear @jayholler & I talk about 4000-character Tweets for 3600 seconds. #IanAndJaySpaceOut https://t.co/sBRPNIqA3d
• Feb 8, 2023 4:12 AMRT @chrismoodycom: Twitter already had a $400m paid API business with $360m(ish) in profits. This API provided real value to large enterpri…
• Feb 7, 2023 10:47 PM@burgessdryan @JemYoung That is what showers are for.
• Feb 7, 2023 8:41 PMRT @wongmjane: 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😇😉😊🙂🙃☺️😋😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚🥲🤪😜😝😛🤑😎🤓🥸🧐🤠🥳🤡😏😶🫥😐🫤😑😒🙄🤨🤔🤫🤭🫢🫡🤗🫣🤥😳😞😟😤😠😡🤬😔😕🙁☹️😬🥺😣😖😫😩🥱😪😮‍💨😮😱😨😰😥😓😯😦😧🥹😢😭🤤🤩😵😵‍💫🥴😲🤯🫠🤐😷🤕🤒🤮🤢🤧🥵🥶😶…
• Feb 7, 2023 8:39 PMRT @wongmjane: this tweet has 26927…
• Feb 7, 2023 7:32 PM@TheGerardTaylor Sorry *what* mountain?
• Feb 7, 2023 7:29 PMRT @nima_owji: We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get t…
• Feb 7, 2023 3:41 AMRT @kurtopsahl: With this one weird trick, Twitter is earning *several* millions of dollars. Adding the equivalent of 1/3 of one percent of…
• Feb 6, 2023 6:27 PMRT @brendangregg: I'm hiring for my first ever team. My first job description is for Cloud Performance and eBPF engineers! (many locations,…
• Feb 6, 2023 3:16 AMRT @edzitron: I’m shocked they made this a category but I mean who else was gonna win it
• Feb 6, 2023 1:43 AM@thesubjective Don’t worry Ryan, long after the creators and content are gone from Twitter there will still be a bunch of #crypto scams and…
• Feb 5, 2023 11:15 PM@elonmusk @unusual_whales ngmi
• Feb 5, 2023 10:07 PMRT @tweetsbyparker: https://t.co/O5WQw8eRtv
• Feb 5, 2023 10:06 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: Sadly this bot will no longer work, even under this new, uh, policy. Glad to see @elonmusk and the team at @Twitter have…
• Feb 5, 2023 5:07 AM@ChiefScientist Everyone needs a hobby.
• Feb 5, 2023 5:05 AMOk, looks the answer is "probably not" so then I guess… https://t.co/knm1TjX94s 🎥
• Feb 5, 2023 5:01 AMCurrent status: googling "can you key a cybertruck"
• Feb 5, 2023 4:39 AMPerhaps it is telling that the art bots I've ported over to #Mastodon already have more followers and engagement than their original incarn…
• Feb 5, 2023 4:32 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: I’m probably not gonna be around much longer thanks to @elonmusk fucking up this site faster than anyone thought possibl…
• Feb 5, 2023 1:27 AMRT @dantley: Promoted tweets in replies is such a customer hostile experience and incredibly jarring. This is what happens when you hack yo…
• Feb 5, 2023 1:23 AM@SanFranciscoDSA ACAB
• Feb 5, 2023 12:21 AM420
• Feb 4, 2023 10:20 PMInstead of putting chain locks on all of the fire exits maybe Elon & Co. should just stop setting the place on fire.
• Feb 4, 2023 5:12 PM@partoftweets Is that the @jack thing?
• Feb 4, 2023 5:09 AMYou should all come hang out on Mastodon. It’ll be so much fun. https://t.co/KESfxHgJ4j
• Feb 4, 2023 4:21 AM@pbakker I’ve pivoted! https://t.co/9BeAtPsCM0
• Feb 3, 2023 8:58 PM@tylertringas @venikunche TBF the “creators” have to pay a monthly Twitter Blue subscription ($8-11) to be eligible.
• Feb 3, 2023 8:38 PM@javawithjiva @maybettl @DrJorts +1, but be sure to cover the screen in duct tape *before* taping it closed to protect it while in transit.
• Feb 3, 2023 6:54 PM@DrJorts just affix the label directly to the laptop and hand it to the fedex clerk
• Feb 3, 2023 4:13 PMRT @igb: Starting February 3 (at 8AM PT) @jayholler & I will no longer support free access to #IanAndJaySpaceOut, both v2 and v1.1. A paid…
• Feb 3, 2023 2:32 PMRT @fckeveryword: fuck twitter
• Feb 3, 2023 1:52 PMSoon they are gonna start charging you $$$ just to download your Twitter archive.
• Feb 3, 2023 6:48 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: That GIF of Leo DiCaprio in a tux making a toast at a party but Leo’s face has been swapped with Jack Dorsey’s face.
• Feb 3, 2023 6:18 AMRT @peterhartlaub: Do people who set their Twitter timeline on “for you” keep getting defaulted to “followers” then have to switch it back…
• Feb 3, 2023 3:55 AMI’m gonna miss this bot when it’s gone. https://t.co/hfM4oz4O6e
• Feb 3, 2023 3:45 AMStarting February 3 (at 8AM PT) @jayholler & I will no longer support free access to #IanAndJaySpaceOut, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tie…
• Feb 3, 2023 3:34 AMRT @_hawko: It’s like each bad decision at Twitter is having a ‘hold my beer’ moment. 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/fogghVNAFi
• Feb 3, 2023 3:33 AM@elonmusk @BillyM2k @ericnakagawa 😂
• Feb 2, 2023 6:48 PMRT @PaulTassi: oh my god this pricing lol https://t.co/wFjzefO3vm 📷
• Feb 2, 2023 6:06 PMRT @ZoeSchiffer: Elon Musk sent an email to Twitter employees telling them to write a one pager on what they accomplished in January, what…
• Feb 2, 2023 7:35 AMRT @QuinnyPig: Twitter's thread authoring tools have long been garbage, hence https://t.co/kKaKvcWrDE. it doesn't read tweets, it authors t…
• Feb 2, 2023 7:22 AM*Me. It’s just me. I am the only person out here using Tweemacs. https://t.co/KkYutcLQqe
• Feb 2, 2023 7:22 AMI’ve got some bad news for all* the Tweemacs users out there. https://t.co/NsohMmO5kq
• Feb 2, 2023 7:18 AM@TwitterDev I mean, fuck yeah, you should definitely do this because it will hasten the end of this terrible website but also WTF are you t…
• Feb 2, 2023 7:16 AMLOL you idiots are gonna kill *so* much content on this hellsite. https://t.co/NsohMmO5kq
• Feb 2, 2023 2:57 AM@burgessdryan Counterpoint: it conflates Keynesian waste with Schumpeterian waste.
• Feb 2, 2023 12:17 AM@ashevat @ChromasIV 😂
• Feb 1, 2023 7:29 PMRT @goldman: This is the invermectin of debugging.
• Feb 1, 2023 2:37 PM@TheGerardTaylor @ro Congratulations!!!
• Feb 1, 2023 2:17 PM@elonmusk @libsoftiktok This is the kind of content that keeps me from leaving this hellsite.
• Feb 1, 2023 6:40 AM@elonmusk Dunking on you with replies is not that much different than dunking on you with QTs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯