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Oct 31, 2022 10:08 PM
Look, I know money can’t buy happiness, but this cash actually makes me quite sad. $TWTR
Oct 31, 2022 10:03 PM
Logged in to my Schwab account this afternoon expecting to see my $TWTR cash out but instead all I found was 100 duck-sized horses.
Oct 31, 2022 7:31 PM
*finger on monkey’s paw curls* https://t.co/ZALCeL8b63
Oct 31, 2022 4:26 PM
RT @ChrisMurphyCT: Today I am requesting the Committee on Foreign Investment — which reviews acquisitions of U.S. businesses by foreign buy…
Oct 31, 2022 4:23 PM
@RMac18 @KimZetter And there is a heck of a lot less transparency now regarding the terms of the Saudi investment.
Oct 31, 2022 4:21 PM
@RMac18 @KimZetter A public company has less control of who invests in it than the fund Elon put together to take $TWTR private.
Oct 31, 2022 4:15 PM
@ilunatech Pretty much.
Oct 31, 2022 3:43 PM
🎶 Little dead are out in droves 🎶 🎶 I remember Halloween 🎶 https://t.co/UZYzDb2Y52
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Oct 31, 2022 2:07 PM
RT @NPRinskeep: Twitter can now *ask* users to pay for pay for its own interest. But they'd have to persuade users it's also in their inter…
Oct 31, 2022 2:07 PM
RT @NPRinskeep: Twitter started verification in the company's interest--to avoid lawsuits over impersonations, and assure users that tweets…
Oct 31, 2022 2:04 PM
@tekgrrl Notifications of download availability seem to be intermittently broken. I had to go back and check to see if it was available (it…
Oct 31, 2022 4:21 AM
RT @ScottNover: I don’t think Elon Musk realizes how much money he’s going to lose on Twitter at this rate.
Oct 31, 2022 4:14 AM
@jeremy_carroll So much more damaging than an outage.
Oct 31, 2022 4:14 AM
@sampullara @cra @elonmusk "There’s always a product roadmap in the Falquora comments."
Oct 31, 2022 4:10 AM
RT @ryanoneill: Twitter is this amazing amalgamation of misfits, miscreants, and malcontents. If you fire all those folks in the hopes of o…
Oct 31, 2022 4:01 AM
@shatil It’s a…time bomb.
Oct 31, 2022 4:00 AM
RT @alambert: @igb that's a week joke and you know it
Oct 31, 2022 3:57 AM
Time for plan "%G".
Oct 31, 2022 3:53 AM
RT @caraesten: it's legit gonna be so funny when you can QT every bluecheck's dumb posts with "really getting yr $20 worth there, buddy"
Oct 31, 2022 3:21 AM
RT @Twitter: Twitter is about to go offline. See you soon!
Oct 31, 2022 2:38 AM
@jack GTFO
Oct 30, 2022 9:24 PM
Pretty sure Sriram’s main qualification as a VC or PM is being very tall. https://t.co/5rESgesNkC
Oct 30, 2022 9:20 PM
RT @cwarzel: i don't really care about the checkmark and certainly would not pay for it. but it strikes me as somewhat incoherent to want T…
Oct 30, 2022 9:15 PM
Just kidding, have to assume #Hackweek is cancelled forever.
Oct 30, 2022 9:14 PM
The next Twitter #Hackweek is going to destroy the company. https://t.co/0qVdXS0tNf
Oct 30, 2022 9:11 PM
@Hummmmmbaby @49ers New QB controversy just dropped.
Oct 30, 2022 8:39 PM
I think it answered those questions, actually. https://t.co/cytbmdREpv
Oct 30, 2022 5:47 PM
RT @lucperkins: I’ve spent more time inside the Twitter codebase than 99.9999% of humanity and folks, I literally don’t understand what it…
Oct 30, 2022 4:32 PM
You would end up with the world’s smartest, slowest social media site. https://t.co/lRWVerrYG8
Oct 30, 2022 4:29 PM
@Foxworth24 We need Mina and Dominique in the booth IMO. Ok, fine, Pablo can do the halftime interview thing.
Oct 30, 2022 4:15 PM
RT @davidjrusek: Tweeps, I am now working for you during my nights and weekends. Letters of recommendation, referrals, resume review, or ju…
Oct 30, 2022 3:58 PM
You should take the class, Elon: mandatory compliance training for managers saves companies millions of dollars in horse-bribes every year.…
Oct 30, 2022 3:48 PM
I am gonna regret registering my bots as bots, aren’t I? https://t.co/yvHNo4gFcW
Oct 30, 2022 3:40 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A stock chart of $TSLA showing the day’s share price drop of $66.
Oct 30, 2022 3:29 PM
@anshublog @elonmusk Yes. I am extremely skeptical that Musk is an improvement though. Time will tell.
Oct 30, 2022 3:21 PM
@anshublog @elonmusk Counterpoint: mandatory compliance training for managers saves companies billions of dollars in horse-bribes every yea…
Oct 30, 2022 3:17 PM
RT @MelissaRyan: Twitter is now owned by a guy with the political acumen of your average QAnon YouTube commenter.
Oct 30, 2022 3:09 PM
@elonmusk This explains the horse, I guess.
Oct 30, 2022 12:13 AM
RT @KingJames: I dont know Elon Musk and, tbh, I could care less who owns twitter. But I will say that if this is true, I hope he and his…
Oct 29, 2022 11:41 PM
Jason’s about to find out why Tweeps *never* drink out of the green mugs. https://t.co/Gt3Rx0mivW
Oct 29, 2022 11:18 PM
Twitter has amazing people keeping the lights on right now. Always inspiring to catch up with a real one over a drink or two. #TwitterVMTea…
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Oct 29, 2022 9:20 PM
What a dick move. https://t.co/aGXzstI8uT
Oct 29, 2022 6:00 PM
@eclai81 53.70 was last open market price before trading stopped. Should be cashed out at 54.20 per share on Monday or something like that.
Oct 29, 2022 5:51 PM
RT @nwthomas_: @kpk @igb I expect to get the money sometime between now and when $TWTR IPOs again.
Oct 29, 2022 5:13 PM
@samuelmaskell Same. What little I do understand makes me incredibly sad and angry.
Oct 29, 2022 5:12 PM
RT @samuelmaskell: I have more insight into this than 99.999% of people but I still literally cannot imagine what it must be like to work a…
Oct 29, 2022 4:58 PM
*checks Charles Schwab again* We’re sure Elon actually *has* the $44B, right? Like someone confirmed that *before* giving him the company?
Oct 29, 2022 3:06 PM
RT @norootcause: If you are a current twitter employee, please, please, please keep a journal of the goings-on and your reactions to them.…
Oct 29, 2022 2:36 PM
RT @CubicleApril: imagine believing they could even finish cloning the git repo by noon 😂
Oct 29, 2022 5:12 AM
RT @mikecvet: I will happily do peer reference calls for anyone from Twitter who needs one, just DM me
Oct 29, 2022 3:53 AM
@aaronlerch @norootcause @burgessdryan Sure. No print-shaming here. Fair points about previous practices. But the medium here is, sadly, no…
Oct 29, 2022 2:46 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: @igb i was told this morning it’s past 60 days of code diffs and that there were “lines of people standing next to the print…
Oct 29, 2022 2:32 AM
RT @KatieS: Just setting up my printr 🖨
Oct 29, 2022 2:28 AM
RT @Zeke_Cao: Reporters: if you interview a "Twitter employee" and they didn't fill their backpacks with coffee mugs on the way out they're…
Oct 29, 2022 2:16 AM
@noelc @Twitter Insane. But true.
Oct 29, 2022 2:16 AM
@noelc @Twitter Yep. 100% validated.
Oct 29, 2022 2:08 AM
RT @yigalatz: @igb Hardcore engineers don’t use classes, they write raw microcode and hand load it to the CPU.
Oct 29, 2022 2:08 AM
@yigalatz Lol, I was just suggesting this to a Tweep a few hours ago as a possible response to the Muskovites.
Oct 29, 2022 1:45 AM
Speaking as a professional manager of "hardcore" engineers at more than one FTAANG company, today’s @Twitter shenanigans are just madness.
Oct 29, 2022 1:45 AM
Seriously, diffs of commits? git log output? What if you are back porting a feature from upstream?
Oct 29, 2022 1:45 AM
What exactly would one print out? How many classes and functions have been mutated and refactored by how many engineers?
Oct 29, 2022 1:28 AM
RT @normanmaurer: I am really sorry for all the amazing engineers / managers at twitter and hope things work out for them at the end. But i…
Oct 29, 2022 12:37 AM
Looking forward to Twitter being run by a right-wing culture-warrior and occasional podcast host. https://t.co/PAS3plthpE
Oct 29, 2022 12:29 AM
RT @RMac18: Among the people Musk has brought into the fold at Twitter include his personal lawyer, Alex Spiro; @DavidSacks, a friend and V…
Oct 28, 2022 11:30 PM
@wesleytodd Yeah, occurred with disturbing regularity. Around 2013 or 2014 maybe? Unsolved to this day.
Oct 28, 2022 10:36 PM
RT @var_guitar: @OhMyJersh @igb @Twitter @TwofficeShitter In retrospect, perhaps it was a metaphor for something we can only now understand.
Oct 28, 2022 10:33 PM
@catsynth @Twitter The thing is… https://t.co/PKxsUYsBvB
Oct 28, 2022 10:27 PM
Let it sink in that once Elon learns this bit of Twitter history there’s a non-zero chance *he* poops in one of the showers "as a joke." ht…
Oct 28, 2022 10:21 PM
RT @peterseibel: Then why’s he bringing in Tesla engineers to look at Twitter’s code. Why not do it himself?
Oct 28, 2022 10:20 PM
@OhMyJersh @var_guitar @Twitter @TwofficeShitter It is a mystery for the ages.
Oct 28, 2022 9:41 PM
@javawithjiva @davidjrusek @mjduigou LOL webex.
Oct 28, 2022 9:28 PM
RT @anshublog: this guy is a joke.
Oct 28, 2022 6:25 PM
https://t.co/6MRurq5vV4 https://t.co/FFdX8xKXle
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Oct 28, 2022 4:40 PM
Now is the perfect time for the @Twitter HQ shower pooper to make their return.
Oct 28, 2022 4:37 PM
@debatable @minakimes @PabloTorre @Foxworth24 @PabloTorre respect for your double-down on the "you can ‘fart with impunity’ on an airplane"…
Oct 28, 2022 4:15 PM
@jayholler @javawithjiva That’s not exactly true. There is no plan. I mean we will keep doing the space, but "plan” is a pretty fancy word.
Oct 28, 2022 4:14 PM
RT @joshtpm: increasingly clear what happened here
Oct 28, 2022 2:48 PM
RT @davidjrusek: The good news: your DMs are eventually (30 days) permanently deleted. The not-so-good news: your DMs are NOT end-to-end en…
Oct 28, 2022 2:48 PM
All Birbs Check in https://t.co/bkQpWpswMn
Oct 28, 2022 2:31 PM
One of the best utilities on the Internet! https://t.co/17BaUcF4fR
Oct 28, 2022 2:26 PM
@tonyguan2010 @Twitter I have to say (as a former employee and a long-time user) I’ve never witnessed any politically-motivated content con…
Oct 28, 2022 2:22 PM
@chancery_daily Thank you for your service. 🙏🏻
Oct 28, 2022 2:19 PM
@tonyguan2010 @Twitter I am genuinely curious why you think pre-Elon Twitter was a "partisan propaganda machine"?
Oct 28, 2022 11:07 AM
Imagine having to explain to Elon that a monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors. https://t.co/NpGuLtMQsE
Oct 28, 2022 3:55 AM
@elonmusk from what?
Oct 28, 2022 3:38 AM
A reflective look at Twitter & Musk from the Internet’s very own anthropologist @AnthroPunk. https://t.co/OGUf38X62A
Oct 28, 2022 3:22 AM
RT @duolingo: see y'all on tumblr
Oct 28, 2022 2:57 AM
@chancery_daily I fear it will be someone like Sacks.
Oct 28, 2022 2:41 AM
@cp10004 @btaylor @CMC_22 @elonmusk See the what?
Oct 28, 2022 1:00 AM
RT @mmasnick: Also, seems like not the best idea to fire the people who effectively run the trust & safety side of things a week before an…
Oct 28, 2022 12:58 AM
They might actually get FSD to work! https://t.co/NpGuLtMQsE
Oct 28, 2022 12:53 AM
Welp.
Oct 27, 2022 8:07 PM
Looking forward to 2023 when Jack loses all his money on @bluesky NFTs. https://t.co/53rEpfRHy2
Oct 27, 2022 7:24 PM
RT @nelson: Does anyone know if deleting Twitter DMs via the Web UI actually removes the DMs entirely? Starting tomorrow I absolutely do no…
Oct 27, 2022 7:13 PM
@justinmhunter @44 My 8yo keeps trying to skip them and I make her restart from the beginning each time.
Oct 27, 2022 5:56 PM
@chriseberly “Let that SINK in” was the pun/joke he was trying to make.
Oct 27, 2022 4:56 PM
Hey Tweeps, we're hiring across @NetflixEng (and the rest of the company). If you see something interesting/want a referral my DMs are open…
Oct 27, 2022 4:46 PM
@44 Hilda
Oct 27, 2022 3:08 PM
There is no plan. Nobody knows what happens next. Not even Elon. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/GfsrdnYqMU
Oct 27, 2022 2:19 PM
Only 24 hours to go until the Twitter app starts making a farting sound when you like a Tweet.
Oct 27, 2022 1:52 PM
RT @selectric401: our goal must be to post in such a way that every motherfucker who has ever invested money into twitter is embarrassed to…
Oct 27, 2022 4:11 AM
@ashevat @Twitter A JIT compiler? Sure. Again, Twitter led the way here. https://t.co/8zxQDg5cTm
Oct 27, 2022 4:07 AM
@ashevat @Twitter For a different approach to ML/AI JVM runtime optimizations its worth checking out @intel’s recent acquisition: @Granulat…
Oct 27, 2022 4:01 AM
@ashevat @Twitter It is worth watching the video…even with commodity ML the industry is just starting to catch up to where Twitter was.
Oct 27, 2022 3:54 AM
@ashevat @Twitter And @Twitter had a research project a couple of years ago looking at neural-network JIT optimizations for hyperscale runt…
Oct 27, 2022 3:52 AM
@ashevat @Twitter The Maxine team at Sun did look at neural networks to generate JIT optimizations back in the day.
Oct 27, 2022 3:51 AM
@ashevat You should check out @Twitter’s work with ML-optimized JVMs. https://t.co/08DmlqcrcU #TwitterVMTeam
Oct 27, 2022 3:41 AM
@chancery_daily Twitter is too beautiful to live.
Oct 27, 2022 3:20 AM
RT @doctorow: Every billionaire is a policy failure, but every billionaire is also a factory for producing policy failures at scale. The po…
Oct 27, 2022 2:58 AM
Hey @elonmusk, my offer still stands. https://t.co/kQVRCyZDAJ
Oct 27, 2022 2:48 AM
@bandarji Hoping everything is OK. :-(
Oct 27, 2022 2:39 AM
RT @emaxerrno: To the #Twitter Eng team (on the edge of looking for a change) wanting to hack on #Rust, C++, #Wasm… hit me up. Looking for…
Oct 27, 2022 2:28 AM
@stuartwshulman @jayholler Same same.
Oct 27, 2022 1:56 AM
Hey @jayholler, I’ve got a sinking feeling… https://t.co/bkQpWpswMn
Oct 27, 2022 1:46 AM
@bobhilt This is true.
Oct 26, 2022 11:37 PM
RT @compilesandruns: Hey @elonmusk thanks for visiting @TwitterSF. Hope you enjoyed your coffee at The Perch! Just one question: was it fun…
Oct 26, 2022 7:19 PM
Not with a whimper, but with a cringe. https://t.co/F2S4qPFBjV
Oct 26, 2022 5:06 PM
RT @DpeShowdown: 🔧 Introducing DevProdEng Showdown! Contestant Martin Chalupa of @NetflixEng 🔥 S2E3: Developer Tools at Scale on 10/26 at…
Oct 26, 2022 3:41 PM
Another beautiful thing about Twitter is it’s online. A fact that may change after it becomes an over-leveraged debt-ridden talent abattoir…
Oct 26, 2022 1:58 PM
@CaraRLombardo @berber_jin1 Wow. Shocking that the guy who blocks everyone critical of #crypto & #web3 made some bad bets.
Oct 26, 2022 1:50 PM
Surprising that a VC who blocks *anyone* critical of #crypto and #web3 has lost a shitload of $$$ in that space. https://t.co/GDqNY9nFgF
Oct 26, 2022 4:28 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Two old guys have a drink over the internet.
Oct 26, 2022 2:23 AM
@davidjrusek Wasn't it "GrailBird" at one point?
Oct 26, 2022 1:42 AM
@javawithjiva I logged back in to see the status and there was a download available. But pretty sure I never got the notification. ¯\_(ツ)…
Oct 26, 2022 1:41 AM
@javawithjiva Looks like the issue might be that in-app notifications of the download aren’t working? 🤔
Oct 26, 2022 1:35 AM
It sure is taking a while for Grailbird™ to get me my archive. 😬
Oct 25, 2022 11:19 PM
RT @mmasnick: Um. Do they also have levels higher than "heavy tweeter"?
Oct 25, 2022 5:44 PM
RT @aileenlee: Any folks out there working on a next gen social short form comms platform with trust, safety & identity baked in from the o…
Oct 25, 2022 3:43 PM
@garmistry @NetflixEng Thank you!
Oct 25, 2022 2:12 PM
@teresa This Friday is when things get…clearer? Fingers-crossed for all the awesome Tweeps still there.
Oct 25, 2022 1:44 PM
@amdev @NetflixEng Thank you Amro!
Oct 25, 2022 1:43 PM
I can't wait to see what we get up to in 2023! https://t.co/lkjqNHIrC5
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Oct 25, 2022 1:43 PM
Also working at a tech company^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H movie studio is wild. I highly recommend it. https://t.co/KIcGmMdwng
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Oct 25, 2022 1:43 PM
It has been awesome working with the JVM Ecosystem and the Performance Engineering teams. Such an amazing and talented bunch of folks! http…
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Oct 25, 2022 1:43 PM
Year one in the books. https://t.co/vhZPny4OMZ https://t.co/HubNMjEIjR
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Oct 25, 2022 12:29 PM
RT @urbanthoughts11: Dress right for hostile architecture https://t.co/Je4hAk2NJO
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Oct 25, 2022 5:22 AM
@mauilion Perhaps tomorrow. Maybe.
Oct 25, 2022 5:13 AM
@ntakayama @_dml @apretz Same. Maybe we can be co-CEOs?
Oct 25, 2022 5:11 AM
@lessachu /cc:@44
Oct 25, 2022 5:09 AM
Which makes sense given the abuse vectors scheduled Tweets can enable.
Oct 25, 2022 5:09 AM
TIL: you cannot schedule a Tweet (on web, of course) that contains an image if you have tagged someone in that image.
Oct 25, 2022 5:03 AM
@retroporter Derrida would like to have a word.
Oct 25, 2022 4:51 AM
This is also a test. https://t.co/RHGMq4YQRx https://t.co/lCH9V1Apxm
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Oct 25, 2022 4:49 AM
This is a test. https://t.co/5JUKr8hlEC
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Oct 25, 2022 4:20 AM
RT @KennethDredd: men will literally pretend to be russian & chinese assets rather than close a deal to buy this shitty app https://t.co/PI…
Oct 25, 2022 4:15 AM
What does a Quote Tweet that itself contains one or more images/videos/GIFs look like? (i.e. Twitter needs a preview mode)
Oct 25, 2022 2:49 AM
@ChiefScientist I voted for Elon, but Garry Tan also sucks.
Oct 25, 2022 2:22 AM
शुभ #दीपावली!!! https://t.co/XkUbjvAtdV
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Oct 25, 2022 2:03 AM
ημιμαθής https://t.co/q7fGpFPXIj
Oct 25, 2022 12:06 AM
The end-of-day mental floss of handing out with the campus rabbits. https://t.co/fclDiOWG7x
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Oct 24, 2022 11:36 PM
RT @hwilson1204: Excited to see Javier's talk on validating changes to complex systems at Netflix! #QConSF https://t.co/8yEBMFkELA
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Oct 24, 2022 11:11 PM
RT @knowtheory: @ftrain Whose DMs do you think Elon is gonna read first
Oct 24, 2022 11:11 PM
RT @ftrain: Let's enjoy the last week on here. No threads. No polls. No images even. Air travel complaints and humblebrags. The way it used…
Oct 24, 2022 10:00 PM
@ilunatech @AahnaBrown @gargvik @RadhikaBrown @pgarg @CGregoryBrown @lizwiggi @shrutsf Talk to @gargvik! :-) #HappyDiwali
Oct 24, 2022 7:41 PM
@chancery_daily Yes. It’s all we’ve got at this point.
Oct 24, 2022 7:17 PM
@micheal Have you not watched that show?!
Oct 24, 2022 7:14 PM
@secretasianman @caraesten a.k.a. "tloty"
Oct 24, 2022 7:12 PM
@caraesten TIL: tyool
Oct 24, 2022 7:10 PM
@micheal https://t.co/VPDMOhQQl6
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Oct 24, 2022 6:49 PM
RT @TheOnion: Elon Musk To Cut Twitter Staff To Single Devoted Hunchback Who Laughs Hysterically At All Of Boss’s Genius Tweets https://t.c…
Oct 24, 2022 6:40 PM
RT @goldman: I’m sure it’ll all end well. (source: @matt_levine) https://t.co/OCxIhWaEC7
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Oct 24, 2022 3:44 PM
@gruttepier @sebi2706 @fogus That’s what quote Tweets are for.
Oct 24, 2022 3:16 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Ryan Gosling, in a tux, claps.
Oct 24, 2022 2:02 PM
gm https://t.co/a4EdL68pMA
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Oct 24, 2022 1:00 PM
RT @fogus: Twitter needs a wider range of like buttons: - Like - Like, despite the spelling and grammatical errors - Like, because the spel…
Oct 24, 2022 12:48 PM
@JeremyDK Congratulations!
Oct 24, 2022 10:39 AM
@jayholler @dark_15 Nice.
Oct 24, 2022 3:04 AM
Happy #Diwali https://t.co/Q9j7WAzc31
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Oct 24, 2022 12:25 AM
@gctaylor Yep!
Oct 24, 2022 12:24 AM
@gctaylor Yeah, gotta fix it.
Oct 24, 2022 12:24 AM
@waferbaby https://t.co/qbcaWNnuR2
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Oct 23, 2022 11:26 PM
This AM’s commute. https://t.co/4i5tMscNQf
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Oct 23, 2022 5:51 PM
@thauburger Just as a backup though.
Oct 23, 2022 4:22 PM
FSD, but for detecting Twitter bots.
Oct 23, 2022 3:32 PM
@StreamOfRon @jayholler Well, we are still gonna fire people we don’t like.
Oct 23, 2022 3:27 PM
@StreamOfRon @jayholler BREAKING: our offer is now $21 dollars!
Oct 23, 2022 2:10 AM
RT @ruchowdh: @igb THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN THE ELECTRIC CAR STAND
Oct 23, 2022 12:03 AM
It’s one website, Michael. How much could it cost, $44B? https://t.co/bkQpWpswMn
Oct 22, 2022 7:20 PM
@amdev *Pagliacci voice* But Doctor, this *is* how I enjoy my weekend.
Oct 22, 2022 7:11 PM
RT @DougJBalloon: Opinion | Twitter randos dragging billionaires is cancel culture. Billionaires buying Twitter to end all criticism of th…
Oct 22, 2022 4:15 PM
@Austen @justindross @rabois Look, if you guys want to cosplay “captain of the industry” or “thought leader" ya gotta do better than this H…
Oct 22, 2022 4:14 PM
@Austen @justindross @rabois Me? I’m just a rando who *isn’t* trying to defend Elon’s $TWTR "plan" by making silly comparisons. https://t.c…
Oct 22, 2022 2:29 PM
I owe this one to @wattfrompedro.
Oct 22, 2022 2:16 PM
Wordle 490 2/6 Line 1: 1st perfect, but 5th in the wrong place. Line 2: Won!
Oct 22, 2022 12:37 PM
@rabois @DavidSacks @elonmusk I am still waiting for them to show up. https://t.co/2XdyWOcZVA
Oct 22, 2022 5:13 AM
@tomaxwell @justindross @rabois The alt-text is always where it's at.
Oct 22, 2022 5:08 AM
Tell us more, @justindross. https://t.co/raGzt2OPwZ
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Oct 22, 2022 5:01 AM
RT @Casanovacane: My mans founded OpenDoor and thinks he knows how to build social media at scale lol
Oct 22, 2022 4:22 AM
@44 Happy Birthday!
Oct 22, 2022 2:33 AM
RT @DataRiot: Always amazed at the horrible takes on Twitter’s requirements. WhatsApp max fan out was 256 other users, then they raised th…
Oct 22, 2022 2:22 AM
Oh look, the @rabois/@DavidSacks/@elonmusk water-carriers have joined the conversation. https://t.co/pTqCVsNAgq
Oct 22, 2022 1:55 AM
@HiveTheory @TwitterEng Schadenfreude % Weltschmerz == Gedankenexperiment
Oct 22, 2022 1:27 AM
RT @JaniceForBART: A contract BART approved last week. $250k for attended bathrooms at three stations for one year as we work towards reope…
Oct 22, 2022 1:22 AM
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Oct 21, 2022 6:15 PM
RT @voxxedDubai: #voxxeddubai #voxxeddubai2023 https://t.co/kaYQ5CLRig
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Oct 21, 2022 3:01 PM
Sigh. https://t.co/1RNGjQPgGv
Oct 21, 2022 2:53 PM
@TwitterEng "foo", "bar", "baz", "bing" in that order If you need more than four meta syntactic variables you need to refactor your meta-c…
Oct 21, 2022 1:46 PM
Wordle 489 2/6 Line 1: 5th perfect, but 4th in the wrong place. Line 2: Won!
Oct 21, 2022 4:59 AM
@MatthewHessing @catsynth @Twitter You have no idea what you are talking about.
Oct 21, 2022 4:08 AM
@DanScavino Very legit, Dan.
Oct 21, 2022 3:49 AM
RT @ktopenn: Saying goodbye to our Fall cohort of @TechWomen Tweeps is hard but go fly ladies, do good in this world. We will be cheering y…
Oct 21, 2022 3:48 AM
@Scobleizer @dark_15 @Twitter @live_munro This is not "life", let alone "complex". I’ve been on Twitter longer than you, who cares. Musk …
Oct 21, 2022 3:30 AM
@catsynth @Twitter An incredibly bad board and a weak, inexperienced CEO. Also cashing out instead of putting in the work to realize the ob…
Oct 21, 2022 3:27 AM
RT @AdamSchefter: Stunner: Panthers are trading Pro-Bowl RB Christian McCaffrey to the San Francisco 49ers in exchange for draft picks, sou…
Oct 21, 2022 3:24 AM
@btaylor @CMC_22 @elonmusk Also, #GoBills.
Oct 21, 2022 3:24 AM
@btaylor @CMC_22 Oh hey Bret. Hope it’s not too late to ask you not to fuck over Twitter shareholders, employees, and users by selling $TWT…
Oct 21, 2022 3:20 AM
@Scobleizer @dark_15 @Twitter @live_munro Ok, but I’m not sure how you get from sexual harassment + Tesla cars can be taken apart to Elon w…
Oct 21, 2022 2:54 AM
@Scobleizer @dark_15 @Twitter @live_munro Barge-rockets and… *checks notes* …torn-apart cars?
Oct 21, 2022 2:18 AM
RT @janemerrick23: When a lettuce outlasts a Prime Minister, we have truly reached the endive days
Oct 21, 2022 1:57 AM
RT @PabloTorre: This might be the best account on this increasingly bleak platform
Oct 21, 2022 1:54 AM
Tune in tomorrow to hear me & Jay’s $$$ counteroffer to @elonmusk’s lowball offer for $TWTR. https://t.co/1RNGjQPgGv
Oct 21, 2022 1:43 AM
@partoftweets @jayholler Pretty sure we’ll have a better turnout.
Oct 21, 2022 1:22 AM
#TweetItIntoExistence https://t.co/nt48dGQRWU
Oct 21, 2022 1:21 AM
RT @JenniferJJacobs: Scoop: Biden admin officials are discussing whether US should subject some of @elonmusk’s ventures to national securit…
Oct 21, 2022 1:20 AM
@Scobleizer @Twitter The ones where Elon gets employees horses or the ones where Elon gets employees impregnated? 🤔
Oct 21, 2022 1:12 AM
RT @brianarb: @Zeke_Cao @igb On Feb. 1, 2008, in what would still be by far the software maker's largest ever acquisition, Microsoft offere…
Oct 21, 2022 1:07 AM
@influx @Twitter Yeah, I’d much rather have spent the last 6 months making fun of Twitter’s senior and mid-level management, but, well, her…
Oct 21, 2022 12:37 AM
Elon Musk is going to destroy @Twitter.
Oct 21, 2022 12:36 AM
RT @CubicleApril: with the news that @elonmusk plans to lay off 75% of @twitter staff, I hope we're all prepared for this majestic beauty's…
Oct 21, 2022 12:36 AM
TIL: Andy Dalton is still alive. #TNF
Oct 21, 2022 12:28 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A man in a red shirt laughs.
Oct 21, 2022 12:24 AM
@rgay If only it were imaginary. 🤞🏻
Oct 20, 2022 1:37 PM
@sundararajan_a Interesting. Why do you think so?
Oct 20, 2022 3:35 AM
@ElonUnplugged @gwestr Sigh.
Oct 20, 2022 3:35 AM
Can’t wait for the next @DavidSacks op-ed: "We should just give the bully our lunch money."
Oct 20, 2022 3:21 AM
@seldo /cc: @pgarg 👀
Oct 20, 2022 3:17 AM
@gwestr Wait, this isn’t an Elon quote, is it?
Oct 20, 2022 3:02 AM
RT @danieldibartolo: When you ask a PM to explain wtf they do all day https://t.co/jYfel93NOC
Oct 20, 2022 2:59 AM
RT @igb: A problem with Halloween Names on Twitter is no one recognizes you so the people who work for you don't feel obligated to fave you…
Oct 19, 2022 7:31 PM
RT @burgessdryan: I find @igb and are I are in meetings together and we are both on Twitter 😂
Oct 19, 2022 6:53 PM
The board & CEO have let down the users, employees, and shareholders of @Twitter. https://t.co/NcO5Fra1Db
Oct 19, 2022 4:25 PM
@amitaekbote It never ends.
Oct 19, 2022 1:06 PM
@CGregoryBrown It is my spooky Halloween name
Oct 19, 2022 1:38 AM
@SusanPotter It is and it is horrible.
Oct 19, 2022 1:33 AM
8yo getting over her cough just in time for the 4yo to pick up a stomach virus. 🤮
Oct 19, 2022 1:03 AM
RT @NBA: Klay explains his favorite mode of arrival transportation 🚲 Game 5 TONIGHT at 9:00 PM ET ON ABC https://t.co/8liO3TpCtH
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Oct 18, 2022 11:15 PM
RT @anildash: It’s technically interesting, but if there’s already a dependency on DNS, why introduce an additional dependency on DIDs? Not…
Oct 18, 2022 9:56 PM
RT @pbakker: Ok #Javaone, it’s almost time for what y’all came to Vegas for! (Or am I inflating things? 🤔) #java @NetflixEng https://t.co…
Oct 18, 2022 9:38 PM
@mikeyagi 9/11 maybe? Like the antibodies released in its aftermath ultimately did more harm to America and Democracy than the attack itsel…
Oct 18, 2022 8:16 PM
@44 @NetflixEng So great!
Oct 18, 2022 8:09 PM
RT @graalvm: Excited about @GraalVM JIT and Native Image becoming part of OpenJDK!🚀 #JavaOne https://t.co/al1nHTl2RW
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Oct 18, 2022 4:43 PM
More whale spouts than waves this AM, but a beautiful morning to get in the water. Next up: beach cleaning w/ @NetflixEng!
Oct 18, 2022 6:11 AM
@seananmcguire Doesn’t *show* or doesn’t *notify*?
Oct 18, 2022 6:01 AM
Got my @chancery_daily swag in the mail today! https://t.co/kYBfIVBjKI
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Oct 18, 2022 5:01 AM
Hey @jaysullivan, just a reminder since it is spooky clever username season: https://t.co/nUyIoeeleR
Oct 18, 2022 4:43 AM
RT @danluu: There are a bunch of reasons this could never work, but I really want Rate My Professor, but for managers.
Oct 18, 2022 4:20 AM
RT @benj_fry: Oh man. I’m sure I will regret this, but I’m currently responding to neighbors on Nextdoor trying to block bike paths on our…
Oct 18, 2022 4:05 AM
RT @ASFleischman: Every Elon Musk tweet is like "why are people complaining about a water shortage when there is an ocean of delicious seaw…
Oct 17, 2022 8:04 PM
@TwitterDev Stop before it is too late.
Oct 17, 2022 8:03 PM
RT @jaredlholt: Key context here is that Candace Owens’ husband George Farmer is the CEO of Parler.
Oct 17, 2022 2:21 PM
RT @cwarzel: guess we are just formally entering the era where social networks are all just going to revolve around the personalities of th…
Oct 17, 2022 2:19 PM
RT @NPR: Ye has entered into an agreement to buy the conservative social media site Parler. https://t.co/efRK4cOyQp
Oct 17, 2022 4:26 AM
@gpapilion A deep cut.
Oct 17, 2022 4:20 AM
HBD @flea333!!!
Oct 17, 2022 4:19 AM
RT @JoshuaPotash: I might’ve cried just a little bit https://t.co/LMqVMk15tl
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Oct 17, 2022 4:16 AM
See also: chucklefucks https://t.co/cnnyCcTGBL
Oct 17, 2022 4:13 AM
@sama @influx *googles "Kant categorical imperative"*
Oct 17, 2022 4:12 AM
@sama @influx Why should taxpayers subsidize the richest man on the planet?
Oct 17, 2022 4:10 AM
@sama @influx Nah, we see Elon for who he really is. You should follow him on Twitter to see why he isn't actually "the good guy".
Oct 17, 2022 2:07 AM
@radkat "under normal circumstances packs that are much larger degrade into barely-coherent mobs" Totally.
Oct 17, 2022 1:07 AM
The intersection of Vernon Vinge fans who are also extremely online/up-to-date with current memes is a very small set. https://t.co/Gvlii8u…
Oct 17, 2022 12:55 AM
RT @mkoper: Having a computer do artistic explorations in the background while i'm doing chores... that's unexpected. i was hoping the futu…
Oct 17, 2022 12:50 AM
@jjinsf Which to a shark look a lot like seals.
Oct 17, 2022 12:50 AM
@jjinsf Surfers.
Oct 17, 2022 12:46 AM
Inside you there are four to six Tines.
Oct 17, 2022 12:37 AM
RT @Foone: keyboards were a mistake
Oct 16, 2022 11:39 PM
RT @BuffaloBills: THAT'S A BUFFALO BILLS WIN, FOLKS!!! #BUFvsKC | #BillsMafia https://t.co/wJTF8olsfu
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Oct 16, 2022 8:00 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A robot, well, a "droid", looks at the camera and, per the captions, says "Congratulations. You are being rescued."
Oct 16, 2022 5:22 PM
Bike commute to the AM run. https://t.co/fITTjUeGWM
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Oct 16, 2022 3:26 PM
@burgessdryan Probably an exterminator.
Oct 16, 2022 2:08 PM
RT @anildash: The loan forgiveness form is simple, and the team that made it has made a website that’s fast and reliable even as everyone r…
Oct 16, 2022 4:08 AM
@btaylor Yay! As I was saying, selling $TWTR to @elonmusk at any price would not be in the interests of shareholders, employees, or Twitter…
Oct 16, 2022 3:16 AM
@RexChapman Strong Freddy Krueger vibes.
Oct 16, 2022 3:13 AM
@ChortleMaiasov Though I am not certain about any of them at this point. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oct 16, 2022 3:13 AM
@ChortleMaiasov Anyway, outside of Thiel it seems like it is mostly tier-2 or or tier-3 folks (Sacks, Rabois, et al) who are leaning into …
Oct 16, 2022 3:09 AM
@ChortleMaiasov And probably Levchin as well?
Oct 16, 2022 2:46 AM
RT @matthunzi: Guide for anyone new to baseball: The Mariners are Greek tragedy: the fall of the hero at the hand of destiny, led by god-l…
Oct 16, 2022 2:39 AM
@youfoundryan That or dogmatic contrarianism inevitably leads to inhumanity.
Oct 16, 2022 2:24 AM
More like the PayPal Москва amirite?
Oct 16, 2022 2:21 AM
Everyone in the PayPal Mafia is weirdly pro-Putin.
Oct 16, 2022 1:53 AM
Check out @mon_beck, @giltene, and @TonyPrintezis discuss JIT vs. AOT and false dichotomies. #graal #java https://t.co/2PsOKRyIOo
Oct 15, 2022 8:55 PM
@msilver @lacopinekitchen Nice!!!
Oct 15, 2022 7:02 PM
RT @dcli: saw ted chiang give a talk yesterday where he basically told a bunch of ai bros, "we are nowhere near having real ai, and what we…
Oct 15, 2022 3:15 PM
@manojrgour I’m OK with that interpretation.
Oct 15, 2022 4:54 AM
RT @InfoQ: JIT vs. AOT: How to Pick the Right Approach https://t.co/ijxdrJDqEJ by @mon_beck, Gil Tene, Todd Montgomery
Oct 15, 2022 4:38 AM
One can hope. https://t.co/w2dusTvHlx
Oct 15, 2022 4:08 AM
Art was easier in the 90s.
Oct 15, 2022 2:29 AM
@sampullara @sayrer @KarlTheFog I always figured Bespin was fog-inspired. https://t.co/78yQ09Ix4d
Oct 15, 2022 2:20 AM
@DavidSacks At best your boy Elon is trying a bait and switch at the expense of the Ukrainian people. At worst he’s a petulant child. https…
Oct 15, 2022 2:11 AM
RT @sarahjeong: elon musk was always an idiot and tremendous piece of shit but I feel like his whole deal has drastically degraded over tim…
Oct 15, 2022 1:43 AM
RT @KristyT: The Netflix Experience Design team is looking for an experienced Product Design Manager for the Emerging Creative team–particu…
Oct 15, 2022 1:30 AM
RT @sharkfinney: Last night a mural with the words “We are on Native land” was defaced in Golden Gate Park. @KQEDnews The mural is part o…
Oct 15, 2022 1:00 AM
@norootcause @stacyhochstein https://t.co/RFZyAFSQis
Oct 14, 2022 10:41 PM
What idiot called it "Kubernetes" instead of… https://t.co/wMQvYoFuuw
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Oct 14, 2022 10:38 PM
Went for a bike ride->run->bike ride over lunch. The bike rides were pretty short. So was the run. https://t.co/4JsOn8NDLD
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Oct 14, 2022 9:10 PM
@norootcause That was a deep cut.
Oct 14, 2022 6:27 PM
RT @zoeblade: https://t.co/KBm7T418e8
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Oct 14, 2022 5:29 PM
RT @mreinhold: Hey @CapitalOne, you locked my credit card down for reasons that your agent can’t tell me, and it will take 7–10 days to unl…
Oct 14, 2022 5:21 PM
RT @fredhohman: Our research group @apple is recruiting PhD student interns working in #visualization + #machinelearning. Past interns have…
Oct 14, 2022 5:17 PM
https://t.co/CTaR1ZcahF https://t.co/3jCMt0z1fP
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Oct 14, 2022 5:15 PM
@MrPeanut We are afraid of the answer.
Oct 14, 2022 2:56 PM
The hardest problem in computer science is legs. https://t.co/mf77CtC1Mv
Oct 14, 2022 12:47 AM
#TweetItIntoExistence https://t.co/B6w6OYC5Dx
Oct 13, 2022 10:36 PM
RT @EdLudlow: Breaking @TheTerminal - $TWTR claims in a court filing that @elonmusk is presently under investigation by federal authoritie…
Oct 13, 2022 5:55 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A red-tailed hawk perches on the branch of a eucalyptus tree.
Oct 13, 2022 4:40 AM
Mandatory memory screening. https://t.co/OGizdc3WxP
Oct 13, 2022 4:35 AM
The story of the greatest band ever told. https://t.co/MxSuzhSdw4
Oct 13, 2022 4:21 AM
Billionaires sending billionaires into outer space. https://t.co/A1lgpDdLmh
Oct 13, 2022 3:39 AM
@espn @PabloTorre @debatable @Foxworth24 @djacoby @edsbs It’s not "analytics" or "stats"…it’s just "probability".
Oct 13, 2022 3:29 AM
@kdspaul @drewgassaway https://t.co/TBHMSdnlhI
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Oct 13, 2022 2:02 AM
RT @jrpsaki: The damage Alex Jones has done to the lives of these families is horrific—nearly a billion dollars doesn’t solve their pain-bu…
Oct 12, 2022 3:42 PM
…and everything was going so well. @SFBART currently delayed outbound to SFO.
Oct 12, 2022 2:58 PM
@norootcause @stacyhochstein Counterpoint: you *should* tweet about it.
Oct 12, 2022 2:11 PM
Ok, maybe we should block the sale of $TWTR to @elonmusk in the interests of national security? /cc: @USTreasury https://t.co/PW9ZJwrFCO
Oct 12, 2022 1:44 PM
Wordle 480 4/6 Line 1: Nada. Line 2: 2nd, 3rd & 4th correct but in wrong place. Line 3: 3rd perfect, 2nd & 5th in wrong place. Line 4: Won!
Oct 12, 2022 1:44 PM
Anytime, @NYTGames. Anytime. Wordle 480 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Oct 12, 2022 1:31 PM
.@NYTimes trying to psych me out this AM. https://t.co/WwjCJebDVT
Oct 12, 2022 1:15 PM
RT @Matt_Levine_1: "All the smartest people I know are building in web3" was insane gaslighting from the crypto-folk...and it actually work…
Oct 12, 2022 10:43 AM
RT @emilyst: Cotweets should be reserved only for the most catastrophic of tweets, like when you need two people on the nuclear sub to turn…
Oct 12, 2022 4:33 AM
We got legs folks! Ha ha! Hell yes! Now we can finally jump the shark. https://t.co/vIhoPGsm9P
Oct 12, 2022 4:19 AM
Step three: ???? Step four: PROFIT!!! https://t.co/BT00pVDtB7
Oct 12, 2022 1:56 AM
@SwiftOnSecurity But especially open protocols that use XML.
Oct 12, 2022 1:56 AM
@SwiftOnSecurity And open protocols.
Oct 12, 2022 1:52 AM
@SwiftOnSecurity Just a fan of XML.
Oct 12, 2022 1:30 AM
RT @joshtpm: .@juliaioffe got hold of the newsletter this musk/bremmer controversy is based on. it's he said, he said. but it certainly see…
Oct 12, 2022 1:24 AM
XMPP! (Sorry, not the point here, but still…XMPP!) https://t.co/wt4SSyjFiP
Oct 11, 2022 10:21 PM
Beach day. https://t.co/UJQpfs8yXZ
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Oct 11, 2022 9:46 PM
@elonmusk @ianbremmer At least he doesn’t steal other people’s jokes and memes and pass them off as his own.
Oct 11, 2022 9:31 PM
RT @DanSchkade: DAVID LYNCH'S SUPERBOY ⚫️ (1/13) https://t.co/zP6O6H7MCm
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Oct 11, 2022 2:39 PM
Hey @jaysullivan ☝🏻
Oct 11, 2022 2:21 PM
Hey @Twitter, the best growth hack ever would be to add support for non-Latin alphabet @-names. https://t.co/FSwovXC5Ec
Oct 11, 2022 4:05 AM
@norootcause https://t.co/0IdsltsQ6I
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Oct 11, 2022 3:49 AM
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said electric self-driving horses."
Oct 11, 2022 2:31 AM
RT @ejkalafarski: Musk's plan to not enforce any Community Rules but instead try to personally talk each user out of doing bad things seems…
Oct 11, 2022 2:27 AM
Reading Twitter while watching TV means I’m always putting on/taking off my reading glasses. Starting to realize that I’m bifocal-curious.
Oct 10, 2022 1:46 PM
gm https://t.co/HvvQ5gGRtI
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Oct 10, 2022 4:45 AM
RT @burgessdryan: Product Designers - want to design and create cohesive user experiences for Netflix engineering tools? I'm looking for t…
Oct 10, 2022 4:45 AM
RT @tedwards947: Work for my former manager, who I often cite as one of the best I’ve ever had!
Oct 9, 2022 7:07 PM
@burkenstocks @javawithjiva @thauburger @Twitter @OuiAmanda When possible, links/embeds are preferable, but in many cases preserving an ori…
Oct 9, 2022 7:05 PM
@burkenstocks @javawithjiva @thauburger @Twitter @OuiAmanda If the @twitter iOS app began preventing screenshots, that would be a big step …
Oct 9, 2022 5:11 PM
RT @Scott_Wiener: I can confirm that the lemonade was the perfect balance of tangy & sweet.
Oct 9, 2022 3:32 PM
@burkenstocks @thauburger @Twitter @OuiAmanda More sharing paths/mediums seems like a great way to drive growth. Stoked to see it!
Oct 9, 2022 2:51 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Rainbow rows of brand-new sidewalk chalk fill the screen.
Oct 9, 2022 2:49 PM
RT @CubicleApril: @igb @Twitter I’d feel more inclined to do this if Twitter hadn’t added a tracking tag to the share button to track who s…
Oct 9, 2022 2:29 PM
This a neat prompt from the iOS @Twitter client when you take a screenshot. https://t.co/cwi9Jsm8Wu
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Oct 9, 2022 1:39 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: While we have some fog around the region this morning, the real story is the drizzle. Needless to say, it is a good Sunday…
Oct 9, 2022 5:10 AM
I am pretty sure that selling $TWTR to @elonmusk would be a violation of @Twitter’s ToS.
Oct 9, 2022 4:41 AM
@Frederic_Jung @btaylor @salesforce @Benioff @SalesforceFR @FranceinSF @franceintheus @EdouardFritch @francediplo_EN @SFDCAlex @LaurenceFab…
Oct 9, 2022 12:23 AM
Elon isn’t going to turn Twitter into X, he’s going to turn it into Y! https://t.co/Grv2qtUz1F
Oct 8, 2022 11:58 PM
Sigh. https://t.co/8vwgbMWlBg
Oct 8, 2022 10:54 PM
The block-party lemonade stand had a state senator for their first customer. https://t.co/A5bLJPb0Mc
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Oct 8, 2022 5:51 AM
RT @mansu: As an engineer who worked on both, I agree. I wish they were the same system though.
Oct 8, 2022 5:48 AM
RT @thebirdabides: CNBC Squawk Box giving kudos to @chancery_daily . Awesome!
Oct 8, 2022 5:41 AM
@JemYoung Very much the same.
Oct 8, 2022 5:39 AM
RT @JemYoung: I am 100% more likely to do a quick video call with you than write an email
Oct 8, 2022 5:34 AM
RT @Noahpinion: The fact is, @DavidSacks, if we let dictators see that they can bring the world's most powerful country to its knees simply…
Oct 8, 2022 5:34 AM
RT @wongmjane: Twitter is working on Super Follows Community, where only Super Followers of the admin can join https://t.co/WI84JR3Kt8
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Oct 8, 2022 3:07 AM
@gctaylor @jayholler Well, at least there’s a sad trombone, right? Right?!
Oct 8, 2022 2:54 AM
@gctaylor @jayholler Is there an airhorn?
Oct 8, 2022 2:48 AM
@TheGerardTaylor Ephemerality is a bug, not a feature.
Oct 8, 2022 12:11 AM
RT @lilsmichelle: we have enough content creators we need some content destroyers
Oct 7, 2022 11:49 PM
RT @leahculver: Elon Musk is… (tap the “✏️ Last edited” link below).
Oct 7, 2022 11:31 PM
RT @sarahramos: Fuck it I’m telling the truth 💋 https://t.co/gAqKUaFTea
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Oct 7, 2022 11:23 PM
RT @abughazalehkat: hell yeah https://t.co/IMjLI9L1uz
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Oct 7, 2022 11:22 PM
RT @RealDanODowd: Both @elonmusk’s FSD robot and his FSD car are laughable compared to the competition: https://t.co/1dNujL7xUp
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Oct 7, 2022 11:03 PM
San Francisco’s best block party is tomorrow! So you know, don’t drive on our street. Tomorrow. Or ever. https://t.co/aWWwihxb6r
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Oct 7, 2022 10:13 PM
RT @igb: This week is on fleet.
Oct 7, 2022 8:18 PM
@jaysullivan @TwitterSpaces Please add the "🤔" emoji to the current Spaces reaction emoji set thanks.
Oct 7, 2022 7:04 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A concrete building emerges from the woods. Graffiti is visible at its base.
Oct 7, 2022 6:23 PM
@susanthesquark I read 2 of the Hyperion/Endymion books out of order by accident. Turns out it was fine given the narrative & themes.
Oct 7, 2022 5:38 PM
Hurry up and fix this so we can all get back to the self-hating. https://t.co/YmH97LA0pH
Oct 7, 2022 4:42 PM
@jjakala @PaoloMRivera Thanks! TIL!
Oct 7, 2022 4:32 PM
@jjakala @PaoloMRivera What are the X’s for?
Oct 7, 2022 4:17 PM
@hipsterelectron @javawithjiva @jayholler 👀 https://t.co/u4XCrZ9dSy
Oct 7, 2022 4:15 PM
@javawithjiva @jayholler Steganography is a feature, not a bug.
Oct 7, 2022 1:43 PM
Plot twist! https://t.co/z8Jp6xRBSc
Oct 7, 2022 1:41 PM
@wickman @ApacheMesos @ApacheAurora @kubernetesio oranges > apples
Oct 7, 2022 6:03 AM
RT @norootcause: @igb @ApacheMesos @ApacheAurora @kubernetesio Ah, the Betamax of container platforms.
Oct 7, 2022 4:39 AM
@norootcause In the technology sense, quite possibly, but in terms of innovation and creativity at a singular company, perhaps not?
Oct 7, 2022 4:34 AM
@norootcause And Intel.
Oct 7, 2022 4:25 AM
@thauburger @ApacheMesos @ApacheAurora @kubernetesio It’s not much of a fight TBH. :-)
Oct 7, 2022 4:18 AM
.@ApacheMesos + @ApacheAurora > @kubernetesio
Oct 7, 2022 4:01 AM
RT @thauburger: The most out-of-left-field-absolutely-no-way effect of the whole $TWTR - Musk fiasco is @chancery_daily making me wonder if…
Oct 7, 2022 3:56 AM
RT @DougJBalloon: Biden’s saber-rattling about nuclear Armageddon has some foreign policy experts longing for more peaceful days when the U…
Oct 7, 2022 3:35 AM
RT @RGIII: We all deserve a free month of Amazon Prime for watching this game.
Oct 7, 2022 2:47 AM
Best soccer practice ever. https://t.co/3uk16tcRJ5
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Oct 7, 2022 12:44 AM
@AndrewRangeley 👀 https://t.co/Tca7Opg9se
Oct 7, 2022 12:31 AM
Tune in to hear @chancery_daily explain what the hell is happening. https://t.co/i5iPHtNeC3
Oct 6, 2022 8:57 PM
RT @davidjrusek: I DO NOT want to edit
Oct 6, 2022 8:43 PM
What a fun couple of days hanging out with current and former colleagues, chatting about clouds and the computers & software behind them.
Oct 6, 2022 7:05 PM
RT @POTUS: First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previousl…
Oct 6, 2022 4:14 PM
RT @goldman: Elon texting Calacanis rn like “gonna need you to jump on that grande”
Oct 5, 2022 11:59 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A great blue heron perches in a tree.
Oct 5, 2022 10:28 PM
RT @unusual_whales: ".. virtually every $TWTR employee I’ve spoken to in the last six months has told me that he or she plans to leave if M…
Oct 5, 2022 8:56 PM
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: If your team is outstanding, have a camera crew chronicle your work and stream it on Netflix.
Oct 5, 2022 6:18 AM
RT @JemYoung: Spite driven development is the best kind of development
Oct 4, 2022 10:46 PM
Everybody has a plan until they accidentally end up owning Twitter. https://t.co/JW5E2DoDXv
Oct 4, 2022 5:46 PM
Hey @linakhanFTC, @elonmusk taking $TWTR private will fuck over consumers, investors, America, the planet etc. Can u block the deal plz?
Oct 4, 2022 5:02 PM
RT @sarahjeong: honestly I think he got ratio’d so hard last night that he decided to buy twitter after all
Oct 4, 2022 5:00 PM
https://t.co/Y5MIYsybtf https://t.co/2sqOzBAQ1m
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Oct 4, 2022 4:51 PM
You fucking idiots.
Oct 4, 2022 1:49 PM
🤔 https://t.co/jzQYLAagA7
Oct 4, 2022 1:32 PM
RT @SFBART: Crews have successfully resolved this problem and normal service is resuming. Both tracks are now open and trains no longer n…
Oct 4, 2022 1:24 PM
RT @SFBART: We are currently single tracking in the Transbay Tube as crews check on an electrical issue. No trains are stranded. Some tra…
Oct 4, 2022 1:13 PM
RT @SFBART: Delays ranging up to 20-25 minutes on San Francisco line in Berryessa direction.
Oct 4, 2022 6:45 AM
@JemYoung I mean, switching between alphabets/key mappings on the built-in keyboard.
Oct 4, 2022 6:44 AM
@JemYoung Also for switching between keyboards.
Oct 4, 2022 6:09 AM
RT @minakimes: If this was a gender reveal, Bobby Wagner is now the child's father. Sorry I don't make the rules.
Oct 4, 2022 5:50 AM
@NetflixIndia If only!
Oct 4, 2022 5:16 AM
@farkerhaiku Oh, wait. You probably already knew that.
Oct 4, 2022 5:16 AM
@farkerhaiku FYI: https://t.co/CQAPjy47Yf
Oct 4, 2022 4:51 AM
@partoftweets @Twitter A B-corp maybe? I don’t know. All I know is that it is looking grim right now.
Oct 4, 2022 4:50 AM
@partoftweets .@twitter has failed as a public company, and likely would not have succeeded as a private one.
Oct 4, 2022 4:47 AM
@partoftweets I 100% agree.
Oct 4, 2022 4:46 AM
On the other hand, if that company hadn’t failed then I wouldn’t have had to work again.
Oct 4, 2022 4:46 AM
To be fair, I should be grateful. If that company hadn’t failed then I wouldn’t have gotten to work at @Twitter.
Oct 4, 2022 4:42 AM
What’s that? Why am I taking this particular trip down memory lane? Oh, no reason. No reason at all. https://t.co/DuzuD6S8lW
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Oct 4, 2022 4:42 AM
It was such an amazing waste of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Oct 4, 2022 4:42 AM
The protocol never gained traction. The company shut down a year or so later.
Oct 4, 2022 4:42 AM
And so we pivoted. Stopped working on the product. Fired the folks driving the first mover in a soon-to-be-a-multi-billion-dollar market.
Oct 4, 2022 4:42 AM
The founder/owner/CEO, however, wanted to pivot the company away from the product to build a protocol instead.
Oct 4, 2022 4:42 AM
No, seriously, it really was. A *great* idea at *the* right time. It would have transformed the then-nascent cloud and made all of us rich.
Oct 4, 2022 4:42 AM
I once worked at a company that was privately owned. We had built a new product that was gonna be wildly successful.
Oct 4, 2022 3:50 AM
@norootcause Especially when you consider that every software engineer at a bank is a VP. Ok, fine, a VP *or* an assistant VP.
Oct 4, 2022 3:38 AM
Twitter @birdwatch, but instead *I* write notes about *my* Tweets explaining why they are *really good* Tweets. https://t.co/xQ4grMN118
Oct 4, 2022 3:16 AM
What idiot called him "Elon Musk" instead of "Tessier-Asshole"?
Oct 4, 2022 3:11 AM
RT @Cokedupoptions: Elon Musk weighing in on Russia/Ukraine since he is an expert in failed takeover attempts
Oct 4, 2022 2:36 AM
digital #inktober https://t.co/BnQWSoIk06
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Oct 4, 2022 1:45 AM
@elonmusk Buddy, do yourself and the rest of us a favor and delete your account.
Oct 4, 2022 12:33 AM
RT @rpalcolea: Excited to talk about "A More Integrated Build and CI to Accelerate Builds at Netflix" at @DPESummit with @AubreyChipman on…
Oct 4, 2022 12:26 AM
@ChiefScientist Nope, before my time!
Oct 3, 2022 7:36 PM
@sailorhg PLEIN AIR PAINTING IS NOT A CRIME
Oct 3, 2022 6:48 PM
RT @DavidGallagher: Giant Eucalyptus branch down across Skyline Boulevard next to Lake Merced. Must’ve just happened less than an hour ago.…
Oct 3, 2022 6:46 PM
RT @ZelenskyyUa: Which @elonmusk do you like more?
Oct 3, 2022 6:26 PM
RT @ktopenn: Twitter parents .. I have a few friends who are looking to re-enter the workforce after some years away. Do you know of any re…
Oct 3, 2022 5:56 PM
RT @Kasparov63: This is moral idiocy, repetition of Kremlin propaganda, a betrayal of Ukrainian courage & sacrifice, and puts a few minutes…
Oct 3, 2022 1:30 AM
@waferbaby @AahnaBrown That’s what I keep telling myself. Minutes to hours to days to years. 😿
Oct 3, 2022 12:28 AM
@__lucab @CMastication @imightbemary @VanishingData What if it’s on purpose. 🤔 https://t.co/1Y989MMiX5
Oct 3, 2022 12:20 AM
She is "got my ears pierced" years-old today. https://t.co/ytOEJv9DdN
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Oct 2, 2022 8:06 PM
RT @danluu: Whenever this discussion comes up, directors/founders/VPs of high attrition orgs/corps say that low attrition causes stagnation…
Oct 2, 2022 1:53 PM
@rabihalameddine Strong @Flickr vibes.
Oct 2, 2022 5:21 AM
@bgurley But having people agree or disagree with you, or provide context or nuance, doesn't seem like "riding on your distribution".
Oct 2, 2022 5:20 AM
@bgurley If you are trying to avoid crypto scams and @-spam I buy that. If you are getting harassed or abused, sure, use those convo contro…
Oct 2, 2022 4:11 AM
Confirmation bias bubbles are a hell of a drug. https://t.co/UwPv1Hkaf5
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Oct 2, 2022 3:51 AM
RT @ryanoneill: Watched this incredible almost 10 year old documentary tonight about an amazing record. Modest Mouse - The Lonesome Crowd…
Oct 2, 2022 2:29 AM
VC fired over sexual harassment allegations backs guy fired over sexual harassment claims as $TWTR CXO to CEO accused of sexual harassment …
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Oct 1, 2022 8:45 PM
@normanmaurer Congratulations Norman!
Oct 1, 2022 6:19 PM
RT @mmasnick: This idea has been pushed by so many (often wealthy, out of touch, extremely privileged) people with no knowledge or experien…
Oct 1, 2022 2:33 PM
@jayholler What did you get done this week?