September 2022 (545 tweets)

• Sep 30, 2022 8:59 PMRT @gctaylor: @partoftweets @igb I present to you, "a dinner with donkeys and helicopters" https://t.co/6VtofCe5Rs 📷
• Sep 30, 2022 8:45 PMRT @anildash: A telling thing is that the Musk types think of themselves as these bold, straight-shooting truth tellers, but they don’t eve…
• Sep 30, 2022 8:44 PMRT @anildash: There are so many desperate, sweaty untalented dudes in nominal positions of power in tech. Though I will say, in 20+ years,…
• Sep 30, 2022 7:32 PM@seb_m @Benioff @btaylor @Jason God-tier.
• Sep 30, 2022 7:04 PMRT @GalaxyKate: are functions real
• Sep 30, 2022 7:00 PM@chancery_daily Good luck. I’ve been waiting for over a month to hear back.
• Sep 30, 2022 6:59 PMRT @Brown_DSI: Please join the Data Science Initiative on October 3rd for Luca Belli's @__lucab lunch time talk on "Algorithmic Amplificati…
• Sep 30, 2022 6:51 PMRT @joseeight: Drafting an experiment brief on this, for sure bound to move the needle. https://t.co/8OAGXZsqWx 📷
• Sep 30, 2022 5:36 PM@sayrer @ryanoneill @TwitterSpaces I’d also recommend the Spark Gap podcast. It has been inactive/over for years but the old episodes are g…
• Sep 30, 2022 5:33 PM@sayrer @ryanoneill +1 on that. Has sort of switched to a @TwitterSpaces these days but the first two seasons are awesome.
• Sep 30, 2022 4:24 PM@JohnnyWinston @paraga @btaylor @elonmusk Here you go: https://t.co/87Ih5vkbu0
• Sep 30, 2022 4:16 PMI need more details about this dinner. Donkeys? Helicopters? "One for the books"? 👀 https://t.co/v4eW7sK1DX 📷
• Sep 30, 2022 4:04 PMRT @goldman: Twitter never started as a protocol. That’s just completely ahistoric.
• Sep 30, 2022 3:51 PMRT @mikecvet: External forces and accountability affect every product, platform, service or protocol at scale. Shareholders, regulations, c…
• Sep 30, 2022 2:31 PMHang out with jay jay and I this AM as we ask each other "What did you get done this week?" https://t.co/ZvAELUsvRe
• Sep 30, 2022 2:21 PM@FutureJurvetson I mean, maybe there's some missing context but it really looks like you were suggesting a role for your son at Twitter, no?
• Sep 30, 2022 2:20 PM@FutureJurvetson Ok, I re-read it. You: <attempts to pimp Emil Michael(!) to Elon> Musk: "send me l33t hax0rs!" You: "well my son works at…
• Sep 30, 2022 1:00 PMDiamond dependencies are a myth, a spook story that monorepopologists tell their kids at night.
• Sep 30, 2022 6:19 AMTIL https://t.co/MwVmlyxhJl
• Sep 30, 2022 6:19 AMRT @gparker: @wilshipley Fun fact: the bridge over SLAC was built a few years before the rest of I-280, so that it would be complete before…
• Sep 30, 2022 6:19 AMRT @wilshipley: Wait, does 289 go directly over an exposed section of the Stanford Linear Accelerator?
• Sep 30, 2022 5:29 AM...it sure AF doesn't end with $TWTR shareholders or your own pockets. Don't fuck this up folks.
• Sep 30, 2022 5:29 AMSo, @Marthalanefox, @btaylor, @paraga, et al, google the term "fiduciary" and try to grok the actual scope of your responsibility...
• Sep 30, 2022 5:21 AMHere is the garbage Tweet by Dinesh that Musk was so fucking stoked about: https://t.co/gnFIyoT0bk
• Sep 30, 2022 5:21 AM.@elonmusk getting @DavidSacks to RT @DineshDSouza's right-wing garbage tells you what a Musk-owned Twitter means for the rest of us. https… 📷
• Sep 30, 2022 5:11 AMRT @ysr1729: @richardstartin Like Churchill famously said about democracy, JIRA’s indeed the worst tool, except for all the other tools tha…
• Sep 30, 2022 4:47 AM@chrissyteigen Red Baron™ Pizza FTW
• Sep 30, 2022 4:41 AM@deliprao yup
• Sep 30, 2022 4:09 AM@pichette hey buddy, I get it, surfing is fun. I like to surf too. now get back to work & figure out how *not* to sell @twitter to @elonmusk
• Sep 30, 2022 4:04 AMRT @kateconger: Full log of the Elon Musk texts released in Twitter v. Musk today:
• Sep 30, 2022 4:03 AMRT @PortlandAudubon: We have another Lights Out alert for tonight (and tomorrow, as well, for the eastern side of the state)! Please conti…
• Sep 30, 2022 3:59 AMRT @mmasnick: Incredible. It really seems like Elon threw a temper tantrum because Parag said his actions were hurting the company... And t…
• Sep 30, 2022 3:48 AM@ysaw @FutureJurvetson @Jason Yeah, Web 2.0 never forgets. :-)
• Sep 30, 2022 3:47 AM@ysaw @Benioff @btaylor But yeah, he does keep some semblance of dignity.
• Sep 30, 2022 3:47 AM@ysaw @Benioff @btaylor The worst. Also, not gonna let Bret off the hook for allowing this train wreck to kickoff in the first place.
• Sep 30, 2022 3:42 AMand @FutureJurvetson trying to find his kid a job as, what, Twitter's VP of Eng? is just pure LOL
• Sep 30, 2022 3:40 AMRT @igb: @benioff sliding in to Musk's DMs is 🤔 /cc: @btaylor
• Sep 30, 2022 3:32 AM@benioff sliding in to Musk's DMs is 🤔 /cc: @btaylor
• Sep 30, 2022 3:27 AM@kpk same guy
• Sep 30, 2022 3:27 AM@anshublog jack jack has a knack for picking the worst possible hacks for CEO/CISO/etc. roles.
• Sep 30, 2022 2:58 AMRT @burgessdryan: Did you know Netflix had games? 🤔 https://t.co/dSWvxLFi6i 📷
• Sep 30, 2022 2:58 AMThe irony of Elon's personal IT guy being the ex-IT lead at Twitter is <mind-exploding-gif> https://t.co/rmvEImh95p
• Sep 30, 2022 2:50 AM@soozinbird 💔
• Sep 30, 2022 2:02 AMRT @greggrosenthal: Amazon just did an entire halftime segment on Tua without mentioning that Tua was tested for a concussion 4 days ago or…
• Sep 30, 2022 1:16 AMRT @ChiefScientist: What does Ian do?
• Sep 30, 2022 1:13 AMTwitter should sell @bluesky to @elonmusk for $44 billion. https://t.co/Fgqd8vGqwZ
• Sep 30, 2022 12:26 AMAt least we get to see a greedy, fawning @Jason get slapped down by his "friend". https://t.co/7CqmPjG5js
• Sep 29, 2022 11:54 PM@npbtracker I am 100% serious that Perforce is ideal for massive monorepos.
• Sep 29, 2022 9:39 PM@srw Right?!
• Sep 29, 2022 9:18 PM@ekuber Elon’s DM transcripts. What a mess.
• Sep 29, 2022 9:09 PMGod dammit jack jack! What TF were you thinking?
• Sep 29, 2022 8:47 PM@samuelmaskell @nelson @Twitter Twik-Tok *is* pretty great.
• Sep 29, 2022 8:08 PMRT @kateconger: A bunch of Elon Musk's text messages hit the docket today in Twitter v. Musk. Most of them identify sender & recipient, but…
• Sep 29, 2022 8:03 PMRT @goldman: Yah really hard to see why the rest of the Twitter board opposed Jack's notion of involving Elon as too risky.
• Sep 29, 2022 7:48 PMIf @twitter doesn’t call this "Twine" what are we even doing here? https://t.co/Lerqw6ULLD
• Sep 29, 2022 7:38 PMRT @igb: To err is human. To forfeit the battle for the shortform creative video market to @tiktok_us is @vine.
• Sep 29, 2022 7:36 PMhttps://t.co/ITEQ0Bq7xP https://t.co/d3wh6qRWzx 🎥
• Sep 29, 2022 5:26 PM@StreamOfRon This is Twitter, Ron. I would never.
• Sep 29, 2022 5:17 PM@secretasianman I’m on a troll.
• Sep 29, 2022 5:16 PMWhatever your monorepopinion might be (pro/anti/indifferent) at least we all agree that the best VCS to use for a monorepo is Perforce.
• Sep 29, 2022 4:30 PMRT @andreasklinger: @wladidadio @isaach What happens in quarterly planning stays in quarterly planning.
• Sep 29, 2022 4:25 PM@jayholler There is no opposing side, Jay.
• Sep 29, 2022 4:21 PMJoin @jayholler & I tomorrow as we debate* the merits of monorepos. *There is no debate: monorepos are dumb. https://t.co/ZvAELUsvRe
• Sep 29, 2022 4:09 PM@CubicleApril @drewhouston "Drewp Box"
• Sep 29, 2022 4:02 PM@the_yeti No.
• Sep 29, 2022 3:42 PMRT @igb: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your monorepopinion, man.
• Sep 29, 2022 6:03 AMRT @DannyThomas: I endorse this message from my dumb manager.
• Sep 29, 2022 6:02 AMart + sports = skateboarding https://t.co/Xdv0qXz1Mv
• Sep 29, 2022 5:03 AM@lostinthegrid :-(
• Sep 29, 2022 4:37 AMRT @benj_fry: @igb Monorepos are a sign of communication and organizational failure. They exist only because people stand on the way of ado…
• Sep 29, 2022 4:36 AM@Grady_Booch Counterpoint: the systems stay distributed but the source code evolves to a singular, centralized & fictionally consistent dep…
• Sep 29, 2022 4:21 AMMonorepos are dumb. https://t.co/umwDsoxDWY
• Sep 29, 2022 3:36 AM@_SteelyFran Don’t encourage them.
• Sep 29, 2022 2:44 AM@envyred_ https://t.co/hPVTQCYqOa 🎥
• Sep 29, 2022 1:28 AMRT @proletarat: When I used to work at Starbucks our store policy was to decaf all cops
• Sep 29, 2022 12:11 AMThere are, without fail, rabbits chilling on the lawn every evening when I leave the office and it is an extremely chill way to end the day… 🎥
• Sep 28, 2022 8:16 PMRT @0xMatt: I didn't "Become a manager", I "Was given a pay raise in exchange for agreeing to never write code again"
• Sep 28, 2022 5:12 AM@cmeik Almost all. April 4th, 1993 at Maxwell's in Hoboken is (subjectively) NOFX's greatest live show ever.
• Sep 28, 2022 4:54 AM18 years later I'm amazed at how well NOFX's "Punk in Drublic" holds up. Arguably their second-best album after "White Trash, et al".
• Sep 28, 2022 4:41 AMRT @AlSultan_Meriam: For national daughter’s day I’m very proud of my daughter… here’s an autographed picture of her at the age of 12 with…
• Sep 28, 2022 2:21 AM@mjduigou @AliciaTrost Counterpoint: the agents at 16th/Mission & Glen Park were incredibly helpful recently helping me figure out Clipper …
• Sep 28, 2022 2:18 AM@AliciaTrost @JoeBlubaugh That age range is, unsurprisingly, not great at not losing physical Clipper cards.
• Sep 28, 2022 2:16 AM@AliciaTrost @JoeBlubaugh E.g. trips with kids over 5yo who are too young to have a phone.
• Sep 28, 2022 2:15 AM@AliciaTrost @JoeBlubaugh Phone wallets (at least iPhone) are super difficult/impossible to manage with multiple cards that are used on sam…
• Sep 28, 2022 1:40 AM@aspen So frustrating. The lack of a wagon, M3 or otherwise, is such a miss.
• Sep 28, 2022 1:34 AMRT @AliciaTrost: I have been eagerly waiting for the day to write this announcement about our unfriendly Add Fare machines. It was one of…
• Sep 27, 2022 3:54 PMRT @adamjohnsonNYC: Guys, I think when the Mussolini woman says “financial speculators” I don’t think she actually means financial speculat…
• Sep 27, 2022 2:09 PMRT @bcantrill: I can think of plenty of examples where engineering groups didn't focus sufficiently on tooling, but are there examples wher…
• Sep 27, 2022 1:51 PM@j_houg Congratulations!!!
• Sep 27, 2022 4:15 AM@sferik postmates?
• Sep 27, 2022 4:05 AM@arrdem All Cops Appropriate Binoculars
• Sep 27, 2022 3:56 AM@arrdem iPhone -> Binoculars astrophotography challenge
• Sep 27, 2022 3:49 AM@norootcause @TwitterSpaces I have, but as I am an engineering manager there is zero chance that any of the product managers would listen t…
• Sep 27, 2022 3:42 AMBig day for Space Force! https://t.co/JhiPFfXMzx
• Sep 27, 2022 3:23 AMRT @HaitianDvorce: any streaming service that doesn’t let you skip intro is trash 🗑
• Sep 27, 2022 2:42 AMRT @SFBART: Roll With Us! BART is hiring Crisis Intervention Specialists to provide resources to those found in our system in need due to l…
• Sep 27, 2022 2:02 AM@tobi @anshublog This is pretty wrong tho: "It’s hard to take your leader seriously if you do not feel deep down that they could do your jo…
• Sep 27, 2022 1:40 AMRT @burritojustice: And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it nee…
• Sep 26, 2022 7:58 PMAnd I seriously hope @ianbrown is cancelled forever.
• Sep 26, 2022 7:58 PMSeriously though, hope everyone in the storm's path stays safe as best they can. :-(
• Sep 26, 2022 7:58 PMBetween the hurricane and the @ianbrown "karaoke" debacle, this week is just... *chef's-kiss*... personal-brand wise. https://t.co/ywcMolC…
• Sep 26, 2022 6:48 PMRT @halden_lin: Human Interface Guidelines for Charts are here! We've been working on these pages for a bit—hope you find them useful 📊🥳 P…
• Sep 26, 2022 5:43 PM@pavan_ky @TwitterSpaces Yes.
• Sep 26, 2022 5:42 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A northern mockingbird perches on a dried-bamboo fence.
• Sep 26, 2022 4:42 PMRT @YourProtagonist: “If the Central Subway proves to be an overpriced toy for affluent neighborhoods rather than the promised transit solu…
• Sep 26, 2022 4:13 PMRT @tgraf__: eBPF Summit is happening this week. Amazing talks from eBPF maintainers, community members, and end-users such as S&P, https:/…
• Sep 26, 2022 2:14 PM@jayholler @davidjrusek @TwitterSpaces Because we^H^H you^H^H^H they killed Periscope.
• Sep 26, 2022 2:13 PM@davidjrusek @TwitterSpaces But yeah, a shame Hydra never saw the light of day. That DM-group Periscope thing would have been rad.
• Sep 26, 2022 2:11 PM@davidjrusek @TwitterSpaces Private DM-group @TwitterSpaces would be pretty rad though. Even if there was no video.
• Sep 26, 2022 2:07 PMTwitter should add video to @TwitterSpaces.
• Sep 26, 2022 4:48 AMAscending to the Mission earlier this AM. https://t.co/eAvDRXg12K 📷
• Sep 26, 2022 1:06 AM@hipsterelectron Go for the tux one next!
• Sep 26, 2022 12:41 AM@Zeke_Cao Aim for the sandy parts.
• Sep 26, 2022 12:38 AM@Zeke_Cao Awesome! Now get off of there before the tide comes in!
• Sep 26, 2022 12:35 AM@brianarb @Zeke_Cao You can do both. Just ask someone to hold your beer before you climb it.
• Sep 26, 2022 12:16 AM@Zeke_Cao Yes.
• Sep 25, 2022 10:41 PM@towns @tedd5u And a collective anger-management problem.
• Sep 25, 2022 10:40 PM@towns @tedd5u Well, being sober at work probably helps. IIRC we had a collective drinking problem.
• Sep 25, 2022 10:30 PM@towns @tedd5u Inconceivable. ;-) https://t.co/IjhX7GZc0I
• Sep 25, 2022 8:21 PM@towns It me
• Sep 25, 2022 8:19 PMRT @minakimes: Guy next to him with the patented “gonna slide away slowly and pretend I do not see” move
• Sep 25, 2022 8:16 PMRT @BuffaloBills: A tough loss in Miami. #BUFvsMIA | #BillsMafia https://t.co/JfXVrzrsgo 📷
• Sep 25, 2022 8:14 PMWelp.
• Sep 25, 2022 8:09 PMRT @BuffaloBills: SAFETY ALERT!!! 📺: @NFLonCBS https://t.co/GITcTSkf58 🎥
• Sep 25, 2022 8:07 PM#GoBills OMG
• Sep 25, 2022 7:40 PMImagine being this rich, with this many followers on Twitter, and just…stealing other people’s jokes, never giving credit. https://t.co/scs…
• Sep 25, 2022 7:23 PM*watching the Chiefs vs. Colts game* 4yo: "Dad, do you want the letters or the magnets to win?"
• Sep 25, 2022 6:57 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A roadrunner perches on a stone in the desert.
• Sep 25, 2022 5:54 PMThe other 10% is googling for D3.js chart examples to templatize & hardcode within your tiny DSLs and scripts.
• Sep 25, 2022 5:54 PM90% of software engineering is writing tiny DSLs and scripts to generate static D3.js graphs.
• Sep 25, 2022 5:36 PMRT @rpalcolea: On my way to Chicago for @jconfdev #jconfdev! Bringing some of these nice @NetflixOSS @NebulaPlugins stickers with me! 🤗😎😬 h…
• Sep 25, 2022 4:44 PMRT @SwiftOnSecurity: In my hands is a signed copy of Halo 3. Looking up, Bill Gates is smiling at me. Everybody at Best Buy is smiling. I…
• Sep 25, 2022 4:13 AMRT @xkcd: Historical Dates https://t.co/P2SnsqWIIG https://t.co/46cRW5TQPW 📷
• Sep 25, 2022 3:50 AMRT @sindap: Twitter lawyers want to sanction Musk for not producing Signal messages which they say Musk has denied using but the Twitter la…
• Sep 25, 2022 3:41 AMRT @seldo: Another way to cut inflation when wages are rising is to accept smaller profit margins but no, we would prefer to throw people i…
• Sep 25, 2022 12:19 AMRT @jasongay: Ohio state on pace to beat Wisconsin 450,000 to 3.
• Sep 25, 2022 12:08 AM@tmbg show glasses > reading glasses
• Sep 24, 2022 11:56 PM@cydharrell A lot of footage in the TL right now about it. https://t.co/wxE093Wr5k
• Sep 24, 2022 11:54 PM@cydharrell Space X launch?
• Sep 24, 2022 8:57 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A red house finch perches on a green branch in front of a blue sky.
• Sep 24, 2022 7:38 PMThis isn’t even my final form. https://t.co/iF0EyosJpK
• Sep 24, 2022 7:05 PMRT @nytimes: Tropical Storm Ian is expected to surge through the Caribbean Sea toward Cuba this weekend, bringing heavy winds and rain. Tra…
• Sep 24, 2022 6:54 PMIf, when tweeting, you capitalize the word “creators” when it isn’t the first word of a sentence, you have to to delete your account.
• Sep 24, 2022 6:38 PMRT @redbull: when Pierre Vaultier starts creating a pump track with a touch of @prada, great things are bound to happen 😍 Pierre recreated…
• Sep 24, 2022 6:36 PMRT @redbull: that sound though 😍🔉🔛 🏂: @Pierre_Vaultier ❤️: @prada ⌚️: @Alpinawatches 📍: @SerreChe_EN https://t.co/qphAangkDN
• Sep 24, 2022 5:03 PM@hipsterelectron Looking sharp Danny!
• Sep 24, 2022 4:24 AMRT @gpapilion: @igb Referencing early 20th century literature about the impacts of lithography and photography on authenticity, value, and…
• Sep 24, 2022 4:21 AMRT @igb: @gpapilion Walter BenJVM
• Sep 24, 2022 4:19 AM@gpapilion Walter BenJVM
• Sep 24, 2022 4:06 AMRT @CNBCTechCheck: Things got contentious today on @CNBCTechCheck – here's the full conversation with @Opendoor Co-Founder @rabois and our…
• Sep 24, 2022 3:54 AMIt's all about the Benjamins. https://t.co/NxqcR2Lrpe
• Sep 24, 2022 3:51 AMI'd like to give a TED Talk about why my best Tweets always get the least amount of faves^H^H^H^H^H likes. https://t.co/tnn3WV9NaP
• Sep 24, 2022 1:30 AM@unsafedefaults Wow. Congratulations!
• Sep 23, 2022 11:19 PM@juan_cagro @PabloTorre You should listen the show I guess. Also nihilism in the face of humanity’s ever-grimmer capitalism-wrought future …
• Sep 23, 2022 11:00 PM@StreamOfRon Congrats Ron!!!
• Sep 23, 2022 10:52 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: Joshua trees sprout from the dry desert floor under a bright blue sky.
• Sep 23, 2022 10:47 PMAnyway, an all-time show this AM from @minakimes, @Foxworth24, @PabloTorre, and @CKravitz17.
• Sep 23, 2022 10:47 PMIt’s wild how pro sports often allows us to analyze & critique broader societal issues with more depth & nuance than traditional journalism…
• Sep 23, 2022 10:00 PMRT @denisehemke: (2/2) This is such an important topic to me due to my own experience as a working woman and mother. So I am excited to sha…
• Sep 23, 2022 8:54 PMRT @SFBART: Service has temporarily stopped between West Oakland and Embarcadero stations while crews repair ongoing trackside power issue.…
• Sep 23, 2022 8:24 PM@jkup @andypiper @jayholler Twitter isn’t my first Odeo.
• Sep 23, 2022 8:24 PMRT @jkup: @andypiper @igb @jayholler Twitter odeo school > Twitter old school
• Sep 23, 2022 8:21 PM@rahulsom @SlackHQ It drives me crazy! https://t.co/DYh2ztZTjD
• Sep 23, 2022 8:19 PM@rahulsom Ahh!!! This an Electron thing?! I thought it was just @SlackHQ!
• Sep 23, 2022 6:36 PMRT @KristyT: I am looking to talk to very senior product design managers about a role on my team. Come help us entertain the world at Netfl…
• Sep 23, 2022 5:29 PMRT @pt: I’m digging this Twitter feature where we all get to have cool animal alter egos. https://t.co/NjWs1Nw1Kb 📷
• Sep 23, 2022 4:12 PMRT @sfchronicle: A BART train with 200 people onboard is stuck in the Transbay Tube between the Embarcadero and West Oakland stations after…
• Sep 23, 2022 4:01 PM@bandarji @jayholler OS or VM
• Sep 23, 2022 3:02 PMLook, #dreamforce2022 might be over, but you need more meaningless, empty, and cringe-inducing content, tune in now. https://t.co/Hob6lMhr…
• Sep 23, 2022 1:46 PMIt’s like a podcast, but worse. Join @jayholler & I later this AM. https://t.co/Hob6lMgTH7
• Sep 23, 2022 4:27 AM@MrRyanGuthrie @TwitterEng In the comments of a Google doc
• Sep 23, 2022 4:21 AM@jason_koch @yigalatz @DannyThomas Potentially a key lime result
• Sep 23, 2022 3:35 AMRT @fbrasisil: I’m looking for recommendations of books about JVM performance for beginners. Any suggestions?
• Sep 23, 2022 12:21 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A hazy sun rises through golden air over a desert floor.
• Sep 22, 2022 8:59 PMRT @MySFPUC: 🍂Fall is in the air🍂 Time for comfy clothes, pumpkin-flavored everything, and the delicious taste of SF tap water. #DrinkSFTa…
• Sep 22, 2022 5:51 PMRT @RecParkSF: We're excited to have wrapped up the acrylic work as a part of the Waller Street Skatepark project! Next steps include devel…
• Sep 22, 2022 5:19 PM@TwitterEng I find computers work pretty well for this.
• Sep 22, 2022 3:56 PMTaking my 4yo’s art home on BART this morning and getting some strong "is that person sketchy/OK/etc?" vibes from my fellow passengers. htt… 📷
• Sep 22, 2022 6:09 AMRT @mgattozzi: Not `-h`, not `--help`, but a secret third thing
• Sep 22, 2022 3:53 AM@btaylor Woohoo! #Dreamforce Don't sell @twitter to @elonmusk!
• Sep 22, 2022 3:52 AMArt in the age of mechanical production. https://t.co/OD1krZocNt
• Sep 22, 2022 3:29 AM@che_hammond @SuperFollows I don't think they are really working on it. Attrition is probably starting to take a toll.
• Sep 22, 2022 3:27 AM@javawithjiva @SuperFollows https://t.co/fNlfqqjkg2 📷
• Sep 22, 2022 3:20 AM@tedd5u Worse is better: this was back when @cmort and @mmihic and I were building a SOAP/WS-* router.
• Sep 22, 2022 3:17 AM@tedd5u If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. https://t.co/NzhRGCrAci
• Sep 22, 2022 3:11 AMI'm starting to think @SuperFollows aren't actually a thing anymore. 🤔 https://t.co/HhEZ2Yc8cy
• Sep 22, 2022 2:19 AMRT @Jack_Raines: Watching @rabois get wrecked by an army of anon fintwit accounts while $OPEN is imploding in real-time is incredible. I c…
• Sep 22, 2022 2:06 AM@behnamrezaei @ptraughber To be fair my entire platform is copied from @ptraughber. :-) https://t.co/CPepajUrYw
• Sep 22, 2022 2:00 AMI still get Google Alerts for “WS-Policy”, “WS-Eventing”, and “allinurl:WSDL”
• Sep 22, 2022 12:29 AM@catsynth I like this about Duolingo a lot. Pretty refreshing approach. Not sure if it is helping me learn anything, but, still.
• Sep 22, 2022 12:20 AMThe singularity is nigh. https://t.co/ds7vQzNX1K 📷
• Sep 21, 2022 7:25 PMRT @yigalatz: #OpenJDK is such an awesome community. So many people and teams working together. 👏
• Sep 21, 2022 6:42 PMFeature request. https://t.co/xLMPah37XT 📷
• Sep 21, 2022 4:40 PM@jeffrizzo alert("here"); is your friend
• Sep 21, 2022 4:39 PM@daniel_m_lavery Uh, totally replied to the wrong Tweet. 🙈
• Sep 21, 2022 4:33 PM@daniel_m_lavery alert("here"); is your friend
• Sep 21, 2022 3:54 PM@arosien @hipsterelectron Concrete and rebar is for phase 2: snake run between Potrero del Sol and the skatepark at 13th.
• Sep 21, 2022 1:46 PM@ahmetb Pretty sure @dotMudge isn’t trying to blow the whistle on Twitter having too many servers, Ahmet.
• Sep 21, 2022 1:16 PMRT @jeffrizzo: Shame on you @SpeakerPelosi . As a constituent, I'm very concerned with the insider trading that goes on in Congress and tha…
• Sep 21, 2022 4:22 AM@ahmetb It seems like Kubernetes (compared to Twitter's existing OS infra) would actually make OS compliance harder, no?
• Sep 21, 2022 4:17 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: Orange and blue and grey, a dawn sky spreads out above the purple and green plains of Palm Springs.
• Sep 21, 2022 3:51 AMMy greatest replies lie buried within the threads of Computer Scientists, unseen by my fellow Liberal Arts majors. https://t.co/5BtgbGl7NH
• Sep 21, 2022 3:42 AM@ahmetb @earik87 🤔
• Sep 21, 2022 3:29 AM@brunoborges @fields @CubicleApril @Twitter Actually, it's https://t.co/11OuvJGebY https://t.co/tj9owElhJ3 📷
• Sep 21, 2022 3:16 AM@Caltrain My daughters and I take public transit every weekday to school. Talking to each other, seeing the city, saving the planet. It’s t… 📷
• Sep 21, 2022 2:45 AMRT @gpapilion: My friends dad up the street produced Star Trek 5 with Bill Shatner who was in Shes having a Baby with Kevin Bacon. So 4.
• Sep 21, 2022 2:33 AMRT @OrangeFreddyG: POV: you just walked into the subway station. https://t.co/DXdHONe2KH 📷
• Sep 21, 2022 2:26 AMValencia should be 100% car free and Mission should be 100% MUNI only.
• Sep 21, 2022 2:24 AMRT @dgouldin: I cannot believe @SFMTA_Muni is preserving street parking on Valencia and putting bikes in the middle of the road. https://t.…
• Sep 21, 2022 2:24 AMRT @thinkingfish: Absolutely not. There will be blood and riots.
• Sep 21, 2022 1:47 AMSo a Bacon Number of... *does some counting* ...5?
• Sep 21, 2022 1:45 AM...who was in "Stealing Harvard" w/ Chris Penn, who was in "Footloose" w/ Kevin Bacon.
• Sep 21, 2022 1:45 AMLemme try: I shared an office w/ pro-skater Justin Girard in 2006, who was on Mad Circle w/ Jordan Richter, who was on Blind w/ Jason Lee..…
• Sep 21, 2022 1:24 AM@BillyKorando @SuperFollows Well, *some* kind of burn.
• Sep 20, 2022 9:36 PM@MissMargoPrice @alyssegafkjen Christina’s Off-world
• Sep 20, 2022 9:23 PM@jayholler @SuperFollows I am not a fan of the current brand aesthetics.
• Sep 20, 2022 9:22 PM@seldo The first book was terrible. Possibly due to the translation. The second and third books were pretty good/thought-provoking though.
• Sep 20, 2022 9:19 PMIt has been a few weeks since I applied for @SuperFollows and I am sitting on a growing backlog of premium content. https://t.co/RWZqr7aBVA 📷
• Sep 20, 2022 9:08 PM@TwitterDev @cjav_dev @irreverentmike @stripe @alanbenlee I’m still waiting for @Twitter to approve my @SuperFollows request.
• Sep 20, 2022 7:42 PMRT @UpToTASK: This the hardest shit you’ll see all day. Wait till Alfred’s part: Animation by @MonstrTrukNinja https://t.co/1l3jfAmjwn 🎥
• Sep 20, 2022 7:06 PM@abbrevtalk @NetflixEng Lol. Oh right!
• Sep 20, 2022 6:13 PM@abbrevtalk You know I’m at @NetflixEng these days, right? :-)
• Sep 20, 2022 4:03 AM@javawithjiva @kdspaul @srw @davidjrusek @ChiefScientist Promoted Tweet https://t.co/IwzdHxNSQ0 📷
• Sep 20, 2022 3:52 AM@kdspaul @javawithjiva @srw @davidjrusek @ChiefScientist I am going with a Porsche Safari. I don’t know shit about cars but it looks fun as…
• Sep 20, 2022 3:05 AMRT @ericpanzer: East Bay thunderstorm heading towards Antioch is visible from Berkeley and producing some amazing in-cloud lightning! ⛈️ #C…
• Sep 20, 2022 2:00 AMRT @BuffaloBills: Case Keenum has entered the game at quarterback. #TENvsBUF | #BillsMafia https://t.co/yddW8R4poA 📷
• Sep 20, 2022 1:39 AM@palvaro I just said to my 4yo: "wow look at those clouds!"
• Sep 20, 2022 1:21 AMMeriam’s a frequent listener to me & @jayholler’s show. Awesome that we have *real* professionals in our audience! So cool @AlSultan_Meriam…
• Sep 19, 2022 9:28 PMRT @lob_revitsky: @suldrew @stevepepple @SFBART what a bargain tho @SFBART @SFMTA_Muni, you can drastically increase utility of billion dol…
• Sep 19, 2022 9:25 PMRT @_fruchtose: Hello San Francisco. I'm attending a meeting of the Land Use and Transportation Committee at the Board of Supervisors discu…
• Sep 19, 2022 7:23 PM@caitie Congratulations!
• Sep 19, 2022 3:00 AMRT @the_yeti: Dramatic Cloud Shot https://t.co/qpHvki3zSt 📷
• Sep 19, 2022 1:56 AMRT @depthsofwiki: https://t.co/M6SVBbQ3o0 📷
• Sep 19, 2022 1:05 AMRT @sfpublicworks: #LoveOurCity https://t.co/jiv9yTn6Xz 🎥
• Sep 19, 2022 12:41 AM@catsynth Live?!?! I really gotta start paying more attention.
• Sep 18, 2022 10:34 PM@btaylor Hey Bret. Reminder: don't destroy https://t.co/9EiW9HvPU9 by selling it to @elonmusk. It's way more important to humanity then *ch…
• Sep 18, 2022 10:21 PMRainy-day trip to the Mission. https://t.co/VQlzzvXblm 📷
• Sep 18, 2022 7:44 PMTurns out the signs were accurate! Way to go BART!
• Sep 18, 2022 7:40 PMSo @SFBART announcing delays system-wide but still showing reasonable arrival times (3-4 mins) on LED displays. 🤔
• Sep 18, 2022 4:18 PMRT @luiginardi: Did @GoogleAI open #Vizier (https://t.co/BkthYq7Nsu) very quietly and nobody noticed? I assume this move is to rival @faceb…
• Sep 18, 2022 4:01 PMTIL: set use_model_predictions=False to get best *observed* score from get_best_parameters() #Ax #BoTorch https://t.co/w5Zm5LbfgE
• Sep 18, 2022 1:41 PM@TheMagFields That is a rather ominous sign.
• Sep 18, 2022 1:39 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: Countless white windmills stand on a brown desert floor beneath purple mountains and a blue sky.
• Sep 18, 2022 1:18 AM@mokomull 22-across is HELLSITE
• Sep 17, 2022 10:55 PM@ChiefScientist Sir, this is Twitter.
• Sep 17, 2022 2:53 PMRT @NetflixGeeked: it's been 365 days since SQUID GAME: Season 1 https://t.co/gJvYof3yeR 📷
• Sep 17, 2022 2:30 PM@JemYoung Alone with Twitter.
• Sep 17, 2022 5:28 AM@mikeindustries @KristyT @jmspool This is the best explanation/justification I've read so far. https://t.co/VXEt8kb6id
• Sep 17, 2022 4:44 AM@corpAltAddison IMO too many leaders (at every level) take cover by blaming attrition or failure on Musk et al. https://t.co/24GkfNvcWI
• Sep 17, 2022 4:41 AM@corpAltAddison Musk masks many real problems with Twitter that should be getting attention instead of the current wave of external drama.
• Sep 17, 2022 4:40 AM@corpAltAddison To be fair there was a ton of regretted attrition *before* April as well.
• Sep 17, 2022 4:24 AMRT @TimCushing: @mmasnick where's my "recuse" button https://t.co/000cSERNia https://t.co/Rew5KeQIJ7 📷
• Sep 17, 2022 3:42 AMRT @myfear: The Story of a #Java 17 Native Memory Leak https://t.co/kHIUupxjZG
• Sep 16, 2022 9:50 PM@umatweep @Twitter @graalcgo My only regret (as a fellow @UWMadison alum) is that too many of those engineers you helped us hire were from …
• Sep 16, 2022 9:47 PM@umatweep @Twitter @graalcgo Last, but not least, there is a generation of compiler and runtime engineers who you helped find a place in ou…
• Sep 16, 2022 9:46 PM@umatweep @Twitter …and externally leading efforts like @graalcgo to advance the state-of-the-art in compilers in the industry at large.
• Sep 16, 2022 9:44 PM@umatweep @Twitter I am in awe of your work and impact both within @Twitter on the #TwitterVMTeam…
• Sep 16, 2022 9:42 PM@umatweep @Twitter Congratulations on an amazing career, Uma. You were an inspiration to me and many others who were lucky enough to work w…
• Sep 16, 2022 9:41 PMRT @umatweep: It's HAPPINESS! It's Happening!! Today is my last day @Twitter and....of my 35+ year long career! https://t.co/9sG9Vhaosi 🎥
• Sep 16, 2022 7:41 PMRT @adamnash: Why @Figma is worth $20 Billion by @hunterwalk https://t.co/B7jVJC2FH0
• Sep 16, 2022 5:04 PM@dcfc @johnroderick That’s not Bernal is it?
• Sep 16, 2022 5:01 PM@alexmcpherson My group chat is 0/2 so far.
• Sep 16, 2022 4:35 PMFuck you, Wordle!
• Sep 16, 2022 4:31 PM@synecdotal Oh no! John! Twitter (and the #TwitterVMTeam) has lost an excellent engineer and an all-time punster. 🙁
• Sep 16, 2022 2:55 PM.@jayholler and I are just as petty, vindictive, and poorly informed as @dotMudge, the only difference is @twitter didn’t pay *us* $7MM. h…
• Sep 16, 2022 6:36 AMPretty sure this guy used to be a cinematographer. https://t.co/DHyg7LPDgL 📷
• Sep 16, 2022 2:50 AMRT @kateconger: Update: We spoke to the person who claimed responsibility for the hack. He says he is 18.
• Sep 16, 2022 2:10 AMTune in tomorrow to hear @jayholler and I make a dent in the universe. https://t.co/ccHTHQPudm
• Sep 16, 2022 2:06 AMRT @bd: the intersection set of ex-twitter VPs with important things to say and the ex-twitter VPs repeatedly finding opportunities to get…
• Sep 15, 2022 6:25 PMRT @jenniferdaniel: Apropos of absolutely nothing … What are some good examples of a company that was acquired by a bigger one and the acq…
• Sep 15, 2022 4:53 AMRT @JonahFurman: Next year, 300,000 Teamsters at UPS will likely strike for a fair contract. The last time they struck, UPS begged Bill C…
• Sep 15, 2022 4:51 AM@nedsegal @LondonBreed @TwitterSF https://t.co/4czKA6aIiK 🎥
• Sep 15, 2022 3:05 AM@passy LES IS MOR-ON
• Sep 15, 2022 2:33 AM@msilver @ianisqatsibot Took me a while, but found the original Tweet! (It is insane we can’t search on alt-text BTW) /cc:@jaysullivan @Twi…
• Sep 15, 2022 2:17 AM@tomaxwell C’est vrai!
• Sep 15, 2022 1:56 AM@msilver @ianisqatsibot Always, but @ianisqatsibot is probably ~6 months in the past.
• Sep 15, 2022 1:41 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: The southbound start of the famed "grapevine” stretch of I-5 unrolls into giant green hillsides.
• Sep 15, 2022 1:30 AM@bidyut @vinucharanya @Twitter She kept getting worried that she had tweeted something.
• Sep 15, 2022 1:29 AM@bidyut @vinucharanya @Twitter We ended up disabling all Twitter notifications on order to stop it.
• Sep 15, 2022 1:27 AM@bidyut @vinucharanya @Twitter It’s terrible UX. Also not sure that’s true. My mom got those for random accounts and only has one account o…
• Sep 15, 2022 1:21 AM@doriantaylor J’ai pas d’idée.
• Sep 15, 2022 1:18 AMJ'Accuse…! https://t.co/59oc861OJZ
• Sep 14, 2022 10:51 PM@javawithjiva @vinucharanya @Twitter Nah it’s just normal engagement/growth hacking. Super confusing for folks.
• Sep 14, 2022 10:46 PM@vinucharanya @Twitter I mean, they *are* really good Tweets.
• Sep 14, 2022 5:18 PM@ChiefScientist @marius I don’t really know anything about that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Sep 14, 2022 5:17 PM@ChiefScientist @marius Most of what I heard from @dotMudge sounded like he’d heard it secondhand from equally uninformed folks.
• Sep 14, 2022 5:16 PM@ChiefScientist @marius Splunk and LogLens (internal Twitter logging solution) provided fleet-wide logging. Mudge was maybe referring to so…
• Sep 14, 2022 4:16 PMOh good, *that* SVP has joined the conversation. https://t.co/CbbGJAUaCr
• Sep 14, 2022 4:09 PM"The FBI took my phone in the parking lot of a Hardee’s near Mankato." has a strong @steadycraig lyric vibe.
• Sep 14, 2022 1:54 PMOther than the "500,000 servers are running outdated Linux" line this is a really great take on the whole @dotMudge thing. https://t.co/y1J…
• Sep 14, 2022 1:42 PM@Wilco @margoprice @natoshavia Not sure that’s the right Margo Price. 🤔
• Sep 14, 2022 4:33 AM@synecdotal What difference does it make?
• Sep 14, 2022 4:30 AM@synecdotal My apologies, I guess that joke isn't funny anymore.
• Sep 14, 2022 4:25 AM@synecdotal FYI: The queen is dead.
• Sep 14, 2022 4:18 AM@AdamDasky @CubicleApril @Twitter I think a "reasonable simulation" in this case is probably on the order of unit and functional test suite…
• Sep 14, 2022 3:14 AMRT @ErrataRob: I take pretty much the opposite view as the rest of the infosec community on this Mudge vs. Twitter affair. https://t.co/Oi5…
• Sep 14, 2022 3:13 AM@ChiefScientist I'm down. Time to shadowban all the idiots.
• Sep 14, 2022 3:08 AM@starrberry381 @anniehanannie The other orgs are "Pounce" and "Flag".
• Sep 14, 2022 3:06 AMRT @ChiefScientist: This surreal recording begins with a senator narrating the history of a Twitter.
• Sep 14, 2022 3:06 AM@ChiefScientist Lol, I am glad I am helping keep you informed, but remember, I am not a JVM guru, I am just a guy who *knows* JVM gurus. :-)
• Sep 14, 2022 2:45 AMRT @scooperon7: Breaking: FBI Boston tells me they’re aware of 2 packages that exploded at Holmes Hall at Northeastern University tonight r…
• Sep 14, 2022 2:42 AMRT @CubicleApril: Still reeling about Mudge bringing up that @twitter has no test environment to Congress, not understanding how utterly mu…
• Sep 14, 2022 2:42 AM@CubicleApril @Twitter You could probably do it for just 1 billion, but only one team could use https://t.co/uD6Bm0Bdgt at a time.
• Sep 14, 2022 2:12 AM@petrillic @lenazun Zantes!!!! ❤️🇮🇳🍕
• Sep 13, 2022 11:26 PMThat thing where @ndwns and I get mistaken for one another in the corporate email domain happened again.
• Sep 13, 2022 6:29 PM@elonmusk If only.
• Sep 13, 2022 4:31 PMRT @thauburger: As a person in charge of one of the largest recommendation surfaces at $TWTR, I never once heard from Mudge.
• Sep 13, 2022 4:19 PM.@dotMudge is a useful idiot for people like @HawleyMO
• Sep 13, 2022 4:07 PM@dajobe @dotMudge https://t.co/ccHTHQPudm
• Sep 13, 2022 2:35 PM@thauburger I ran Twitter’s Kernel & OS team during a large part of his tenure and never met the guy.
• Sep 13, 2022 2:33 PMRT @igb: To be clear, we do *not* have an internal Twitter instance. Bug tracking & performance reviews are done via subtweets on productio…
• Sep 13, 2022 2:11 PMMy @dotmudge testimony drinking game: every time someone says "OS", "kernel" or "encryption at rest" I throw a cup of coffee at my laptop. …
• Sep 13, 2022 1:39 PM@CubicleApril We’re leaving money on the table April!
• Sep 13, 2022 1:38 PM@CubicleApril Right? Also I can’t believe neither of us (I assume :-) managed to wrangle $7MM out of Twitter when we left.
• Sep 13, 2022 1:28 PMI didn’t know you could get paid to tell people why @dotMudge sucked at his job. I’ve just been tweeting about it, for free, like an idiot.…
• Sep 13, 2022 4:55 AMSeriously, @DickDurbin, this guy is disingenuous AF and an unreliable source for *at least* some of his claims. https://t.co/Y3PQTCho9q
• Sep 13, 2022 4:41 AMCan't wait to hear @dotMudge explain why he made it harder for the people at @Twitter to keep it safe & secure. https://t.co/FDRJFoRTKo
• Sep 13, 2022 4:34 AMRT @b_fung: JUST IN: Twitter whistleblower Peiter "Mudge" Zatko will testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee at a hearing on Sept. 13…
• Sep 13, 2022 4:33 AMRT @ceejbot: Code is never the challenge. Well-rested comfortable people who feel emotionally safe have solved every problem I’ve put in fr…
• Sep 13, 2022 2:37 AMRT @hipsterelectron: @igb @AdamBStein @btaylor @paraga i needed cash at that time so sold some but still kept most of my shares and $54.20…
• Sep 13, 2022 2:32 AMRT @igb: Hey $TWTR shareholders, remember to vote AGAINST the board's recommendations. /cc: @btaylor @paraga https://t.co/eWYRjrNj42 📷
• Sep 13, 2022 12:34 AM@DanScavino He bailing you out of jail or something? https://t.co/XlEU57dXut
• Sep 13, 2022 12:32 AM"One of the [subpoena] recipients, people familiar with the case said, was ⁦@DanScavino⁩, Mr. Trump’s former social media director…" <img …
• Sep 13, 2022 12:20 AM@vinucharanya I still do this all the time.
• Sep 12, 2022 11:20 PMRT @SFBART: Want to go inside one of our maintenance facilities? SAVE THE DATE: October 27, 2022 10am @RebeccaForBART has requested a BAR…
• Sep 12, 2022 10:02 PMRT @linuxfoundation: BIG NEWS: @Meta has transitioned @PyTorch to the Linux Foundation 🔥 Since 2017, PyTorch has grown to become a leadin…
• Sep 12, 2022 9:33 PM@bhaggs Yes. https://t.co/fpUyo2838Q
• Sep 12, 2022 7:59 PM@norootcause https://t.co/zYVuPwVgri
• Sep 12, 2022 12:53 AMSunday evenings are a great time to take it slow. Ideally larghetto, but adagio will probably work too. https://t.co/j8ByO7Fl9y 🎥
• Sep 11, 2022 11:49 PMCancelling cable is exhausting.
• Sep 11, 2022 10:39 PM@vinucharanya @xcv58 @dpkagrawal @micheal Such a great team!
• Sep 11, 2022 10:38 PMRT @vinucharanya: Had some fun time reminiscing about Twitter and 🪁days with @dpkagrawal @xcv58 and @micheal !! https://t.co/J5EKKTLAyf 📷
• Sep 11, 2022 2:47 PM@AdamBStein @btaylor @paraga Replacing the board and leadership to unlock (obvious?) potential value for shareholders would be better than …
• Sep 11, 2022 2:46 PM@AdamBStein @btaylor @paraga Sure, less than a year ago $TWTR was above $60. Unclear why $52.40 is seen as a ceiling, even in the near-term.
• Sep 11, 2022 1:43 PMRT @UrsulaV: I made another weird little comic thing, hopeful and a little bittersweet, about conservation after the apocalypse. A topic ne…
• Sep 11, 2022 4:32 AM@SalarRahmanian Not bad at all if you take BART. ;-) https://t.co/axR1YOYen2
• Sep 11, 2022 4:30 AM@oso @Twitter @shellen @luis_sosa So many simple things that would really make people love this thing even more. It is a frustrating puzzle…
• Sep 11, 2022 4:21 AMMid-way through the show the "Says You” folks recognized the contributions of @DaveZobel (who was sitting a few seats behind us!). https://… 📷
• Sep 11, 2022 3:33 AM@tedd5u @SaysYouRadio Richard Sher’s son (Ben, from the credits) hosted and was amazing.
• Sep 11, 2022 3:27 AM@tedd5u @SaysYouRadio Yep. The very last one. :-(
• Sep 11, 2022 2:32 AMGetting to see the last ever "Says You!" tonight was pretty special. An amazing show with so many amazing (and witty) people over the years… 📷
• Sep 11, 2022 2:25 AMDate night. https://t.co/ghIqZsFgYy 📷
• Sep 11, 2022 1:54 AM@anthbaldi @TwitterEng 👀 https://t.co/FOXtRWq4On
• Sep 11, 2022 1:53 AM@anthbaldi @TwitterEng There’s a bug. No "16" image exists apparently.
• Sep 10, 2022 11:52 PMHappy 50th BART! https://t.co/JN6Z7JZS2n 📷
• Sep 10, 2022 11:08 PM@superic @Twitter @shellen Some Tweeps are on it. Bugs filed, etc. You are gonna make it! You have to. For the rest of us! https://t.co/l… 🎥
• Sep 10, 2022 8:43 PM@javawithjiva @btaylor @paraga I believe the vote will bind the souls of those who vote in favor of the merger to an unholy relic buried be…
• Sep 10, 2022 3:34 PM@charliekirk11 You abandoned your humanity years ago, Charlie.
• Sep 10, 2022 7:13 AMRT @nima_owji: @igb @Twitter @shellen Look at these URLs! https://t.co/bAnzxeDr5O https://t.co/ApatdBfyaf
• Sep 10, 2022 3:14 AMRT @katienotopoulos: A guy claiming Adam Neumann is a bad surfer is extremely lol https://t.co/RxBNcDGW58 🎥
• Sep 10, 2022 2:02 AM@thekevincrane @Twitter @shellen 🙏🏻
• Sep 10, 2022 1:00 AMHey $TWTR shareholders, remember to vote AGAINST the board's recommendations. /cc: @btaylor @paraga https://t.co/eWYRjrNj42 📷
• Sep 10, 2022 12:25 AM(also *please* stop sending me @benshapiro’s Tweets)
• Sep 10, 2022 12:24 AMCome on @Twitter, if you can remember to email me @benshapiro’s Tweets every goddamn day I expect you to at least remember our anniversary!
• Sep 10, 2022 12:16 AMIt’s my 16th year on this hellsite & @Twitter forgot to send me a commemorative image so I guess I’ll use this one. #MyTwitterAnniversary h… 📷
• Sep 9, 2022 11:59 PM@tomaxwell @Twitter LOL @jayholler did the research on that one!
• Sep 9, 2022 11:56 PM@caraesten @Twitter To be fair once T-Mobile or Applebees or Tronc acquires it in the next couple of years they will probably delete all ou…
• Sep 9, 2022 11:52 PMThis is some grim "Logan’s Run" shit @twitter. https://t.co/TEAwUCPYFz
• Sep 9, 2022 11:50 PMRT @shellen: My Twitter account can drive now. I’ve been on Twitter for 16 years! #MyTwitterAnniversary PS: @Twitter usually you remembe…
• Sep 9, 2022 10:52 PMMaybe Twitter only commissioned 15 images?
• Sep 9, 2022 10:52 PMBut not any 16s AFAICT 🤔 https://t.co/nnvNFn9XMD
• Sep 9, 2022 10:52 PMSo I see a lot of 15s out there... https://t.co/KEx2EhmiyT
• Sep 9, 2022 10:52 PM...but sadly no DM from Twitter with a colorful Tweet-able image of the number "16"
• Sep 9, 2022 10:52 PMToday is my 16th "Twitter Anniversary" Per the Twitter API my account was created on/at 2006-09-09T03:38:31.000Z
• Sep 9, 2022 10:52 PMLOL...I'm betting there's a bug around 16-year #MyTwitterAnniversary /cc:@TwitterEng https://t.co/ogf09Q3e8y
• Sep 9, 2022 10:34 PM@tmcarr Externally… 🗓👀
• Sep 9, 2022 10:31 PMIs #MyTwitterAnniversary still a thing? Or is that service no longer running/maintained?
• Sep 9, 2022 8:59 PM@javawithjiva @Twitter I am glad we got to work together (twice!) on Twitter JVMs & KaOS. Good luck & congratulations Azeem!
• Sep 9, 2022 8:57 PM😢 https://t.co/2DcKk8x8zV
• Sep 9, 2022 8:23 PM@ryanoneill That whole path between Lindamar and Sharp Park is just awesome.
• Sep 9, 2022 7:57 PM@palmerj3 https://t.co/g0CjNmhVjD 🎥
• Sep 9, 2022 7:46 PM@ryanoneill The switchback!
• Sep 9, 2022 6:35 PM@haxor This is, like, table stakes for being a plain old manager, no?
• Sep 9, 2022 4:59 PM@mattjbones @Twitter @TwitterSpaces :-(
• Sep 9, 2022 3:04 PMHurry up and tune in before @Twitter runs out of engineers and has to turn off ⁦@TwitterSpaces⁩. https://t.co/LdrTymDO7U
• Sep 9, 2022 1:51 PMRise and grind, people. Rise and grind. https://t.co/LdrTymDO7U
• Sep 9, 2022 2:42 AMThat was fucking awesome.
• Sep 9, 2022 2:42 AMWhat!? #GoBills
• Sep 9, 2022 2:40 AMThis is not what being a @BuffaloBills fan is supposed to feel like. #NFLKickoff
• Sep 9, 2022 2:28 AM@44 Maybe I remember it wrong but… https://t.co/NlMKmFMi2v
• Sep 9, 2022 2:26 AM@44 @michelle_actual I have an unhealthy relationship with where I used to work.
• Sep 9, 2022 2:13 AM.@peacockTV’s #thursdaynightfootball broadcast’s audio & video quality is way worse than @Twitter’s was. @MLBTV no longer the stream vendor?
• Sep 8, 2022 10:09 PM@synecdotal *whom*
• Sep 8, 2022 7:17 PMRT @KimZetter: Twitter agreed to pay $7 million to Mudge as part of severance agreement days before he filed whistleblower complaint. NDA…
• Sep 8, 2022 2:17 PM🙌🏻 https://t.co/pNBn9zac6a 📷
• Sep 8, 2022 2:12 PMI am super excited to absolutely destroy whatever remains of my professional reputation by incessantly shit-posting on @LinkedIn. https://t…
• Sep 8, 2022 2:02 PM@NYTGames @thegridkid Restart/kill fixes it.
• Sep 8, 2022 2:01 PM@NYTGames @thegridkid Same issue again.
• Sep 8, 2022 1:24 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: Road and sunrise. Hard to write alt text while driving
• Sep 8, 2022 12:07 PM@jayholler Thank you, Jay. Here is what I think may have been my greatest Tweet ever: https://t.co/vt7uLLEsMJ
• Sep 8, 2022 4:32 AMHold on a sec...this data structure has a to_xml method! https://t.co/EYrB0d8Aic https://t.co/wpZjPy45ii 📷
• Sep 8, 2022 3:59 AMCurrent status: trying to navigate Python data structures built by data scientists. https://t.co/kEi6Ufig3w 🎥
• Sep 8, 2022 1:41 AMRT @JohnKingSFChron: San Francisco: an American metropolis like no other https://t.co/vjHzlcHsKP 📷
• Sep 8, 2022 1:33 AMHey @NYTGames, San Francisco’s numerous chert rock formations would like to have a word. https://t.co/9KSoSXn93r 📷
• Sep 8, 2022 1:10 AMRT @elucentdev: the existence of common lisp implies the existence of uncommon, rare, and legendary lisp
• Sep 8, 2022 12:49 AM@shaundai @NetflixEng Congratulations!!!
• Sep 8, 2022 12:39 AMRT @yminsky: This is such a good idea
• Sep 7, 2022 10:28 PM@amdev Hard Core Engineering
• Sep 7, 2022 9:54 PMRT @josephmenn: Chancery judge rules that @elonmusk can amend his case vs. #Twitter to add Mudge Zatko's whistleblower claims alleging secu…
• Sep 7, 2022 6:10 PMRT @garazdawi: Come join me and the team at Ericsson! We build and maintain the core of every #erlang/#elixirlang/#lfe system! https://t.co…
• Sep 7, 2022 6:03 PM@athuras Yep. Hop that faregate! If anyone tries to stop you or give you a ticket just tell them I said it's OK.
• Sep 7, 2022 5:49 PM@expliKateD Congrats!
• Sep 7, 2022 5:42 PM@aaronblohowiak Ada Twist?
• Sep 7, 2022 4:09 PMRT @baroquebobcat: Ergonomics and affordances are everything
• Sep 7, 2022 4:01 PM@SFBART We end up buying/losing cards for the 8yo pretty often.
• Sep 7, 2022 4:00 PM@SFBART FWIW I use the digital version but it is difficult to switch between cards/use for multiple family members.
• Sep 7, 2022 3:58 PM@SFBART Yeah, I know you can’t. :-) Just playing.
• Sep 7, 2022 3:55 PMHey @SFBART can I get a retweet? 🙌 https://t.co/ATHiw20TQt
• Sep 7, 2022 3:33 PMIf you buy a Clipper card you are ethically allowed to evade a fare or two in order to recoup the $3 fee charged by the Cubic Corporation.
• Sep 7, 2022 2:57 PMYup. Looks like it. https://t.co/FKrvSsm8x5
• Sep 7, 2022 2:56 PMBART seems a little delayed this AM…still shaking off the effects of yesterday’s track/heat issues?
• Sep 7, 2022 2:10 PMRT @davidjrusek: This has always been my response to “why do you like Java”. It’s never been about the language, although the improvements…
• Sep 7, 2022 2:10 PMRT @gunnarmorling: As developers, we tend to be excited the most about new language features; and while #Java does deliver there, I think t…
• Sep 7, 2022 2:00 PMRT @DannyThomas: This is seriously broken… https://t.co/pU3XBRmgCG 📷
• Sep 7, 2022 2:00 PMRT @DannyThomas: Ugh, top of my timeline, second like it today. Twitter this is the dumbest thing. I follow journalists, I'm interested in…
• Sep 7, 2022 3:09 AMRT @SFBARTalert: BART service has stopped between Pleasant Hill and Concord due to an equipment problem on the track.
• Sep 7, 2022 3:09 AMRT @SFBART: Out of an abundance of caution we continue to have no train service between the Pleasant Hill and Concord stations. Buses are b…
• Sep 7, 2022 3:08 AMRT @SFBART: Riders should expect a bus bridge through the evening. If we are able to restore service on a single track tonight a @SFBARTale…
• Sep 7, 2022 2:46 AMAnyway, that's a long-winded way of saying that I am rooting for you, but you don't make it easy to be a cheerleader.
• Sep 7, 2022 2:46 AMThe best ever "creatives roadmap" I ever saw during my tenure at @twitter was the presentation by @jonnysun a million years ago https://t.c…
• Sep 7, 2022 2:46 AMPlagiarism, joke stealing, abuse, localization & i18n are bigger blockers for artists than whatever fresh hell is to be found at https://t.…
• Sep 7, 2022 2:46 AMThe most valuable content on Twitter isn't monetizable, let alone visible to the algorithmic TLs.
• Sep 7, 2022 2:46 AMYou gotta get over that. https://t.co/DItRn5BBbB
• Sep 7, 2022 2:46 AMSo, hey, @twitter, you (or we) fucked up and slept on @vine, missed the TikTok boat, and here you (we) are. Fine. It's too late.
• Sep 7, 2022 2:46 AMThings like @TwitterCreate and/or @TwitterCreators really miss the point of why we are all here.
• Sep 7, 2022 2:46 AMNo, seriously, the whole point of Twitter is that "creativity" isn't about follower count or promoted^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H boosted Tweets.
• Sep 7, 2022 2:46 AMWe have different meanings of "meaningful". https://t.co/IvSSFgkbw1
• Sep 7, 2022 2:21 AMHey @mjduigou, I've been listening to The Nils like nonstop since you clued me in. 🇨🇦 https://t.co/IKaAjpSfOz
• Sep 7, 2022 2:13 AM@thauburger I laughed, then I laughed some more. https://t.co/XifNUjhVlu
• Sep 7, 2022 2:12 AMRT @vickytnz: The more I talk to people the more I’m convinced that we should send job interview questions to people before the interview.…
• Sep 7, 2022 2:07 AM@the_yeti @AirCanada @tapairportugal I would be totally down to try an airport run.
• Sep 7, 2022 1:51 AMRT @nelson: Is this a rolling blackout? Sharp drop in demand curve with an odd shape. https://t.co/SpA1EPO3sM 📷
• Sep 7, 2022 1:50 AM@ddb @jeremycole That too is a bit of a deal-breaker.
• Sep 7, 2022 1:46 AM@jeremycole That is, indeed, a bit of a problem.
• Sep 7, 2022 1:42 AM@msurguy Same but (with a moderate amount of the right drugs)
• Sep 7, 2022 1:39 AM@waferbaby I fully expect to be ratio'd on this one. Also, I can't be right *all* the time.
• Sep 7, 2022 1:36 AMEven if Eric Schmidt and a lot of people who think NFTs are cool are there.
• Sep 7, 2022 1:36 AM...it seems like, playa'd out as it might be, a festival of tech and art is still a thing to be celebrated.
• Sep 7, 2022 1:36 AMI mean, on a continuum where there are MMA tournaments and tailgaters at Trump rallies...
• Sep 7, 2022 1:36 AMI've never been, and it probably isn't cool to say so, but Burning Man looks pretty fun & interesting.
• Sep 6, 2022 11:16 PM@CubicleApril @kateconger Buying $TWTR is *the* perfect (financial) hedge against Armageddon.
• Sep 6, 2022 11:12 PMRT @PadraigBelton: British woman Liz Trussell, who tweets as @LizTruss, has been spending the morning replying to world leaders and it's po…
• Sep 6, 2022 11:12 PMRT @Liztruss: Phew, what a day… 💁🏻‍♀️
• Sep 6, 2022 11:02 PMRT @US_Stormwatch: Today will be the hottest day ever recorded in the San Francisco Bay Area and Sacramento regions. Temperatures are for…
• Sep 6, 2022 11:00 PMRT @karissabe: Almost 3 hours into Musk/Twitter hearing and I actually laughed out loud this exchange: Musk lawyer (re: whistleblower com…
• Sep 6, 2022 8:54 PMThe grass is always #1DA1F2er on the other side.
• Sep 6, 2022 7:53 PM@NYTGames @thegridkid After a force-kill everything seems OK.
• Sep 6, 2022 7:51 PM@thegridkid @NYTGames Nice, saw that, but looks like there might be a small bug in the found words display. 😬 https://t.co/w5tq04D135 📷
• Sep 6, 2022 2:52 PMRT @DougJBalloon: We wanted to understand why Critical Race Theory was being taught in Middle Earth schools. So we talked to three Orcs at…
• Sep 6, 2022 2:19 PM@ellenjdasilva @44 @Twitter @TwitterOneTeam That is *one* of them. I believe there are two more but no one ever remembers what they are.
• Sep 6, 2022 2:16 PM@44 @ellenjdasilva @Twitter @TwitterOneTeam Twitter: Fast, Free, and Fun since 2018!
• Sep 6, 2022 2:27 AM@norootcause s/sans/and
• Sep 6, 2022 2:26 AM@norootcause It is a regression, I think. Hopefully just a side-effect of the current talent exodus sans not some desperate product shenani…
• Sep 6, 2022 1:14 AMHail Sutro! https://t.co/UxfNe6CtcW 📷
• Sep 5, 2022 11:31 PM@44 👋
• Sep 5, 2022 10:11 PM@slyphon Congrats! Keep going!
• Sep 5, 2022 10:07 PM@synecdotal @jayholler The only winning move is to not allow Tweet edits.
• Sep 5, 2022 9:49 PM@DannyThomas @_fletchr Mad Max: Beyond Chunderdome
• Sep 5, 2022 9:44 PM@synecdotal @jayholler This but *Levenshtein* distance. https://t.co/OV0uheV4kp
• Sep 5, 2022 9:27 PM@lenazun They deserve each other.
• Sep 5, 2022 9:19 PM@doriantaylor Right?!
• Sep 5, 2022 9:10 PMI was gonna make a Jeff Koons/NFT joke but then I did a Google search and well... https://t.co/u1D8UuODkp
• Sep 5, 2022 7:56 PM@nima_owji Oh, *way* crazier shit than verification.
• Sep 5, 2022 7:06 PM@petrillic *pours Fernet-Branca in a pentagram over Philz coffee grounds in an attempt to appease our Lord Fog and Saviour*
• Sep 5, 2022 7:01 PMThis weather is some fog damn bullshit. I was promised that if I moved to SF I would get to live in an Eternal Autumn!
• Sep 5, 2022 6:16 PMHe only weighs in to the discourse or amps a stale meme when he can subtweet-promote a right-wing racist agenda. https://t.co/QPiPGpDXWJ
• Sep 5, 2022 5:51 PMRT @caraesten: Butlerian Jihad Now
• Sep 5, 2022 4:06 PMRT @hugolowell: Judge Cannon also enjoins the Justice Dept from reviewing the seized materials for investigative purposes pending completio…
• Sep 5, 2022 4:06 PMRT @hugolowell: BREAKING: Federal judge grants Trump’s request for a special master to review materials seized from Mar-a-Lago https://t.co…
• Sep 5, 2022 3:23 PMRT @AnnMLipton: i know it's not the point but i really can't get over the glamor shots
• Sep 5, 2022 2:48 PMRT @jonlovett: Shame on all of you, bandying about the term "fascist" willy nilly! It is too early for that! You have to wait until it's to…
• Sep 5, 2022 2:25 PMRT @UnionDrip: every labor day you must watch this video
• Sep 5, 2022 2:19 PM@brianmichel Amen. Lately I often find that 2/3 WTF recommendations are accounts I already follow.
• Sep 5, 2022 2:13 PM@Harmony1205 @DanScavino My stupid what? Go on, Penny. Complete your sentence.
• Sep 5, 2022 3:59 AM@mjduigou Hasn’t heard the Nils before, BTW. Nice track!
• Sep 5, 2022 3:58 AM@mjduigou Haha! Yeah, quite a few skips. :-) I had the sketchy backup record player in rotation this evening.
• Sep 5, 2022 3:38 AM"Bastards Of Young" (2022) https://t.co/6ZINE3HN5G 🎥
• Sep 5, 2022 3:14 AM@DannyThomas @_fletchr That disjunction is doing a lot of work here.
• Sep 5, 2022 3:06 AM@OhMyJersh @Zeke_Cao @brianrose Sorry I blew up your spot.
• Sep 5, 2022 1:03 AMRT @nima_owji: If @Twitter starts selling merch... I'm sure it'll make more money than what it makes from Twitter Blue.
• Sep 4, 2022 10:15 PMRT @Zeke_Cao: Product(s) placement 2fers. @brianrose @igb https://t.co/HYz0PoEdiF 📷
• Sep 4, 2022 7:30 PM@MaryDein @DanScavino Not what?
• Sep 4, 2022 7:04 PM@DanScavino I gotta give it you Dan, that *is* an impressive amount of racism and sedition in one place. #MAGA
• Sep 4, 2022 2:36 PMRT @igb: The only legit uses of machine learning are: 1) identifying birds 2) tuning JVM parameters to optimize the performance of a micr…
• Sep 4, 2022 2:34 PM@catsynth Have you ever tried @CornellBirds ML-based birdsong identifier?
• Sep 4, 2022 1:54 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: The sun is a mass of incandescent gas that hangs above the ocean.
• Sep 4, 2022 2:50 AM@KarlRobillard1 @UnitedChurch Wow, this looks awesome! When is the next one?
• Sep 4, 2022 2:26 AMRT @CubicleApril: @igb one of my best photos I ever took was of a vulture, it was flying by and landed for a brief second to pivot up into…
• Sep 4, 2022 2:25 AM@CubicleApril Wow! That is a heck of a shot!
• Sep 4, 2022 2:17 AMToday is #VultureAwarenessDay. Shoutout to these magnificent raptors! https://t.co/zFTftX6afP
• Sep 4, 2022 2:08 AM@arocknerd @CubicleApril @Cloudflare @Twitter Not for web. https://t.co/7GpFWnSrBE
• Sep 4, 2022 2:05 AMRT @RMac18: Feel like these are the 2 most impt paragraphs from Cloudflare's blog on blocking Kiwifarms. 1) The company doesn't want it to…
• Sep 4, 2022 12:57 AM@pavan_ky @ApacheAurora @spinnakerio And were more familiar to me. I’m sure once I get the hang of Titus I’ll miss Aurora less. :-)
• Sep 4, 2022 12:55 AM@pavan_ky @ApacheAurora @spinnakerio All great stuff, but Aurora’s abstractions were closer to FAAS.
• Sep 4, 2022 12:54 AM@pavan_ky @ApacheAurora Titus (similar to Aurora…used to be Mesos-backed, now k8s) and AWS (all fronted by the amazing @spinnakerio).
• Sep 3, 2022 8:59 PMRT @jonnysun: oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions
• Sep 3, 2022 5:59 PM@RiverKat2014 @sgthoward @DanScavino Glad I could help!
• Sep 3, 2022 5:51 PM@RiverKat2014 @sgthoward @DanScavino Sure thing, Kat. Hope this helps! https://t.co/ywCGJFaE2V
• Sep 3, 2022 5:44 PM@RiverKat2014 @sgthoward @DanScavino Kat, you got nothing to prove. Twitter OGs like myself are just here to help you newbies get up and ru…
• Sep 3, 2022 5:41 PMI miss having unlimited access to an @ApacheAurora cloud.
• Sep 3, 2022 5:05 PM@RiverKat2014 @sgthoward @DanScavino Look, you are new here. Don't be too hard on yourself. You'll get the hang of it eventually.
• Sep 3, 2022 4:08 PMRT @CAStateParks: DYK each year rip currents are responsible for 80K rescues & 100 drownings? @CAStateParks encourages visitors to be aware…
• Sep 3, 2022 3:59 PM@UpshotNYT Actually I’m on #TeamSTARE.
• Sep 3, 2022 3:55 PM@UpshotNYT #TeamSLATE
• Sep 3, 2022 3:55 PMRT @UpshotNYT: SLATE is out and CRANE is back in as the bot’s preferred opening guess in regular mode. https://t.co/0Rqsu8bL7a
• Sep 3, 2022 3:47 PMRT @EMSL: Cross section photograph of an axial inductor. An outtake from our forthcoming book with @TubeTimeUS, Open Circuits. Open Circu…
• Sep 3, 2022 3:40 PM@RiverKat2014 @sgthoward @DanScavino You know you don’t have to @-mention me again. Twitter’s reply function does that automatically.
• Sep 3, 2022 2:16 AMRT @espiers: The Washington Post asked me to review Jared Kushner's memoir, and I have trouble suppressing my masochistic impulses, so I sa…
• Sep 3, 2022 1:41 AM@NikkiHaley You are *way* more than "semi-fascist", Nikki. You are pretty much full-on 100% fascist at this point.
• Sep 2, 2022 10:41 PMRT @MeidasTouch: CNN is now controlled by Trump donor John Malone, who has said that the US “needs Fox News or something like it. Because o…
• Sep 2, 2022 10:01 PMRT @morqon: opening twitter’s new audio tab, it thinks i should listen to jordan peterson, listed under “education” https://t.co/MtGT8PdAfY 📷
• Sep 2, 2022 8:17 PM@Zeke_Cao TBF I was just the guy who knew the garbage collectors.
• Sep 2, 2022 7:01 PMNo time for tuning. https://t.co/AQbRC6vk56
• Sep 2, 2022 6:56 PMFresh vinyl! https://t.co/zs4B5UO8GB 📷
• Sep 2, 2022 5:55 PMRT @davidfaber: Chancellor McCormick denies motion to quash Twitter's subpoena of Musk friend David Sacks, calling out his unusual response…
• Sep 2, 2022 4:37 PMRT @igb: Twitter Spaces don’t have an edit button. https://t.co/AQbRC6vk56
• Sep 2, 2022 2:33 PMRT @brooklynvegan: Bikini Kill’s longtime Rickenbacker guitar has been stolen https://t.co/WBphhJGWgz https://t.co/n8yMDN7pAd 📷
• Sep 2, 2022 2:01 PM@davidjrusek Dave! What a loss for Twitter. :-( Glad we got to work together though and I’m excited to see what you do next!
• Sep 2, 2022 1:35 PM@mikecvet Congratulations on an epic run!
• Sep 2, 2022 3:40 AMRT @ian: It was important that Biden differentiated between traditional moderate Republicans who want to overthrow democracy through voter…
• Sep 2, 2022 3:09 AMRT @BillyKorando: JVM
• Sep 2, 2022 2:59 AMhttps://t.co/swXmufv7XX 📷
• Sep 2, 2022 2:39 AMHey @jaysullivan, @paraga: "Simplify"
• Sep 2, 2022 2:21 AM@skilldrick @kpk @amdev /cc: @soozinbird 🤔
• Sep 2, 2022 1:56 AM@skilldrick https://t.co/8Fd2ZgpZSj 🎥
• Sep 2, 2022 1:46 AMHey @jaysullivan, please return me to the holdback group ASAP. https://t.co/HgVS3etvbB
• Sep 2, 2022 1:44 AMWhat the fuck is this "Related Tweets" garbage cluttering up my TL?
• Sep 2, 2022 1:40 AM@tedneward Clash of the Titans reference?
• Sep 2, 2022 1:39 AMTwitter Spaces don’t have an edit button. https://t.co/AQbRC6vk56
• Sep 2, 2022 1:29 AMRT @goldman: You have to give this speech as President. You just have to given where we are. Both to make clear the stakes and (less import…
• Sep 2, 2022 1:09 AM@DanScavino A shadow, no, a stain, on America.
• Sep 2, 2022 1:05 AMRT @willwrong: Leonardo DiCaprio speedrunning transformation into “character of Steely Dan song”
• Sep 2, 2022 12:03 AM@FloridaFree2 @DanScavino No worries, Dee. I’m OK if you call me a Marxist. I mean, I’m not sure why you think I am one, but you go right a…
• Sep 1, 2022 8:32 PM@the_yeti @SFBART ABARTCAB
• Sep 1, 2022 8:20 PM@ftrain In fact we should albee afraid of Virgina Woolf.
• Sep 1, 2022 8:19 PM@ftrain Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? I am.
• Sep 1, 2022 8:06 PMRT @ftrain: A dog boss, seated at a computer, yelling at employees at a fancy party on the Upper West Side, saying "On the Internet, no one…
• Sep 1, 2022 4:25 PM@BillyKorando @dotMudge 280, Billy. *drags cigarette* 280 characters.
• Sep 1, 2022 2:17 PMMaking Tweets edible would be way cooler IMO.
• Sep 1, 2022 2:16 PMI guess I don’t understand how we can make Tweets NFTs *and* make them editable.
• Sep 1, 2022 1:56 PM@karlpetermichl Welp. I guess *that* plan won’t work.
• Sep 1, 2022 1:45 PMIs Elon pro-edit button or anti-edit button?
• Sep 1, 2022 1:35 PM@TwitterBlue @Casanovacane I liked it better when you were trying to figure out a how to make Twitter #web3.
• Sep 1, 2022 1:26 PMOk, fine, @dotMudge was right. Burn this thing to the ground. https://t.co/6EyHIz7HfP
• Sep 1, 2022 10:05 AM@sgthoward @DanScavino Dan is alll kinds of wrong.