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May 2022
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May 31, 2022 11:20 PM
@yigalatz @AWS @ysr1729 Congratulations to @AWS on an epic hire!
May 31, 2022 11:19 PM
RT @yigalatz: Onboarding my new “intern” today. Welcome to @aws @ysr1729 #Corretto #openjdk https://t.co/jn7YqJw6cO
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May 31, 2022 10:26 PM
@teresa Thanks for putting up with *so* much bullshit, last-minute schedule changes, and all the general chaos. So glad we got to work toge…
May 31, 2022 1:18 PM
@nima_owji And "What's Appening?" was just sitting there the whole time. :-)
May 31, 2022 2:48 AM
@palmerj3 Woot! This is awesome news! Welcome to @NetflixEng Jason!
May 31, 2022 2:46 AM
RT @palmerj3: After 10.5 years at Spotify, next week is my final week. Spotify is a deeply special place that I hope you all get to experi…
May 31, 2022 2:41 AM
@thauburger Strong hire.
May 31, 2022 2:41 AM
RT @thauburger: @igb This is the most compelling reason I've come across for interviewing with Netflix.
May 31, 2022 2:41 AM
RT @thauburger: @igb Internal Chat Tool: ORANGE (because ORANGE IS THE NEW SLACK)
May 31, 2022 2:34 AM
RT @thauburger: @igb Data warehouse: HOUSE OF SHARDS
May 31, 2022 2:30 AM
@JoeBlubaugh @thauburger Finding and *killing* rogue processes.
May 31, 2022 2:28 AM
@thauburger I'm gonna steal this.
May 31, 2022 2:26 AM
RT @thauburger: @igb CALL THE ALERT SYSTEM PEAKY REMINDERS
May 30, 2022 9:10 PM
RT @t_mammarella: My parents saw a Tesla near Seattle this weekend with the license plate "Run JVM". Who are you JVM aficionado?
May 30, 2022 8:40 PM
What idiot called it Netflix’s service to detect anomalous spikes in RTT between streaming endpoints & clients instead of "Stranger Pings"?
May 30, 2022 4:43 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: Hazardous marine conditions continue into tonight with gale-force winds and steep seas. These conditions may capsize or dam…
May 30, 2022 4:19 PM
@JoselinMane The chat function *is* great!
May 30, 2022 3:56 PM
This is totally a user error on my part, of course, but not the one the API thinks it is.
May 30, 2022 3:46 PM
Contained in the message is this helpful link: https://t.co/C3Ypf6GFcg ...which of course is a 404.
May 30, 2022 3:44 PM
Current status: "The Twitter REST API v1 is no longer active. Please migrate to API v1.1."
May 30, 2022 10:55 AM
Wordle 345 2/6 Line 1: 2nd perfect, but 3rd in the wrong place. Line 2: Won!
May 30, 2022 4:05 AM
@sheeraf For real though, people should avoid this thing. It is risky and not fun and scary if you have unvaxxed < 5yos.
May 30, 2022 4:03 AM
@sheeraf I mean, sure, but the first thing we did when we (unintentionally) got COVID was to book international travel to see family.
May 30, 2022 4:00 AM
@nimalan @jayholler @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Minor manual tweaks: up the contrast and adjust the exposure to compensate for the loss of sh…
May 30, 2022 3:31 AM
@jmhodges Glen Park remains, for now, electrified.
May 30, 2022 3:30 AM
@jmhodges Outage is in Noe/Eureka Valley as well, per my folks.
May 30, 2022 3:28 AM
@michaelada_ My folks in Noe/Eureka Valley just did.
May 30, 2022 1:16 AM
RT @BART_ebooks: http://t.co/rw6M5aDJld
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May 30, 2022 12:57 AM
Happy birthday to *my* answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. https://t.co/6Sp5IqhyZE
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May 30, 2022 12:10 AM
We walked to grandma’s house this afternoon. https://t.co/H6DUNoLfFm
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May 29, 2022 7:49 PM
OAuth 1.0 with the v1 Twitter API, of course
May 29, 2022 7:42 PM
YAIOTCOIYAPL: Yet Another Implementation Of Twitter's Client OAuth In Yet Another Programming Language
May 29, 2022 6:53 PM
HELO
May 29, 2022 3:24 AM
RT @mergesort: @igb @amdev You’ll want Twift, I’ve used it for simple tasks and it’s still maintained. https://t.co/fKwMKupQuS
May 28, 2022 11:10 PM
Fun walk to through the park & canyon and up to the supermarket where we met up with mom. https://t.co/2m1CiL4ntR
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May 28, 2022 2:04 PM
This was the second time I've seen @waitwait live. My first show was over 20(!) years ago: June 2001 in Chicago with John Mahoney.
May 28, 2022 1:51 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/CaSbUPvPp4
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May 28, 2022 1:39 PM
@amdev Oh well, time to implement Twitter's OAuth flow in yet another language. :-)
May 28, 2022 1:36 PM
@amdev Yeah, even the 3rd party (v1) Swift library (Swifter) is not being maintained. :-(
May 28, 2022 1:27 PM
Is there an official Twitter (or decent 3rd party) iOS library for adding Tweet functionality to an app?
May 28, 2022 1:12 PM
Hey @jaysullivan, given @twitter's push on "Creators" recently, this is a bad look. Can @TwitterSupport take a look ASAP? https://t.co/Jp9Z…
May 28, 2022 5:38 AM
RT @rahulsom: I think Twitter messed up by not using a bird themed name for circle https://t.co/Y03YoM0wJ5
May 28, 2022 4:26 AM
Took the 8yo to a live recording of "Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me" (it is her favorite radio show!) this evening. https://t.co/ySHAy7LH2h
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May 28, 2022 1:02 AM
@jaysullivan @paraga @TwitterCreate Follow up question: why is tweeting not considered an act of "creation" on par with writing, podcasting…
May 28, 2022 12:59 AM
@jaysullivan @paraga @TwitterCreate Do you still need 10K or more followers in order to be considered a "Creator" on Twitter? 🤔
May 28, 2022 12:32 AM
@jennyholzer THEN THEY GO BACK TO SLEEP
May 27, 2022 11:22 PM
@AndrewYang It has nothing to do with how good or not-so-good they are as humans. The insane wealth imbalance is the problem.
May 27, 2022 11:21 PM
@AndrewYang There are good human beings and not-so-good human beings. Billionaires, however, should not exist.
May 27, 2022 11:08 PM
RT @jrrickard: Is this a Stranger Things promotion? https://t.co/N7sTINXcsb
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May 27, 2022 10:59 PM
RT @SInow: San Francisco Giants manager Gabe Kapler is "not okay with the state of this country" and told reporters that he won't be coming…
May 27, 2022 10:56 PM
RT @QuinnyPig: Twitter ignores shareholders as if they were its users.
May 27, 2022 10:00 PM
@kf @roach https://t.co/g82zO9PjCe
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May 27, 2022 9:54 PM
@jayholler @jpd Maybe an alt-right troll made a bootleg?
May 27, 2022 9:53 PM
@jayholler @jpd Right there with you buddy.
May 27, 2022 9:52 PM
RT @itsJeffTiedrich: your reminder that it took about seventeen seconds for Congress to pass a law when Supreme Court justices were in grav…
May 27, 2022 9:50 PM
@jpd @jayholler Jay fucked it up.
May 27, 2022 7:24 PM
@nelson That’d be the one.
May 27, 2022 7:17 PM
@Alounatix Hah! Definitely not, but I still do those *before* I hit the road each morning.
May 27, 2022 7:12 PM
That @NRA convention is at the place where we had that @Twitter #OneTeam yeah?
May 27, 2022 6:30 PM
I tried to make a Proust reference earlier today but I couldn’t remember the word "madeleine".
May 27, 2022 6:01 PM
@willnorris Open-source the Twitter JVM on your way out the door! ;-)
May 27, 2022 5:59 PM
@willnorris Wow! Glad we got to work together, Will. Best of luck in the new gig!
May 27, 2022 5:53 PM
RT @NPRinskeep: When video emerged of the upset families outside the school, I wanted more information: what was happening outside the fram…
May 27, 2022 5:11 PM
Join date is one of the best signals of wether or not one is dealing with a bot. Hopefully it remains visible and accessible. https://t.co/…
May 27, 2022 2:58 PM
@nimalan @jayholler *takes a drag from a cigarette*
May 27, 2022 2:35 PM
@Sharat_Chander Oh no! Get better soon! 😕
May 27, 2022 1:43 PM
What a fucked up week. Maybe there’s space for us to talk about things that don’t matter, maybe there isn’t. Let’s get together & find out.…
May 27, 2022 3:08 AM
@wangjun s/live comments/live Tweets and I’m in
May 27, 2022 2:27 AM
@pavan_ky Isn’t seeing the newest news first the whole point of "news"?
May 27, 2022 1:46 AM
RT @Yankees: Access to a gun triples the risk of death by suicide.
May 26, 2022 2:55 PM
RT @adam_messinger: No guns are allowed at the NRA convention when Trump is speaking this week. They weren’t allowed at the GOP convention…
May 26, 2022 2:55 PM
RT @doriantaylor: pretty solid argument tbh
May 26, 2022 4:54 AM
RT @byjoelanderson: As a society, we spend damn near all of our money on policing and we have so little to show for it. It’s by far our wor…
May 26, 2022 4:39 AM
RT @danidonovan: The Onion’s homepage today: https://t.co/3Fghw5oD0H
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May 26, 2022 2:34 AM
I ♡ 280. The rest of America these days? Not so much. https://t.co/8y7fYM64Sk
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May 26, 2022 12:44 AM
RT @SFBART: Heads up: tomorrow’s BART Board meeting will start at 5pm to encourage greater public participation. Watch the livestream at…
May 25, 2022 7:49 PM
Looking forward to once again being mistaken for @ndwns in Slack & email, but, like, at a different company. https://t.co/iMbrwrGFhH
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May 25, 2022 1:39 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Sam the Eagle, from the muppets, puts his head in his hand in exasperation.
May 25, 2022 12:54 PM
@CGregoryBrown Not every BART rider in our house has an iPhone.
May 25, 2022 5:13 AM
RT @JLCauvin: Imagine fighting harder against masks in elementary schools than stopping murder in elementary schools
May 25, 2022 3:35 AM
RT @nikigriswold: It’s getting dark and there are still plenty of families waiting for any news about their children https://t.co/OF7KUWAxAs
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May 25, 2022 2:18 AM
RT @steffdaz: UVALDE, Texas (@AP) — Authorities say victim toll in Texas school shooting stands at 19 children, two adults.
May 25, 2022 1:27 AM
RT @danielvankirk: America, where you only ever need half a flagpole.
May 25, 2022 1:22 AM
@shantinix The "Hilda" cartoon series on Netflix is pretty uplifting. https://t.co/Fl3ZRAyHr3
May 25, 2022 1:19 AM
RT @JudyWoodruff: two of my children called tonight to say they are sickened by what happened in Texas..I am heartbroken and sickened at on…
May 24, 2022 3:20 PM
Pretty worried about the economy cause I’m not very liquid right now. Most of my cash is tied up in Clipper cards I seem to have misplaced.
May 24, 2022 1:39 PM
@shantinix @gargvik Anyway, now I know who to bug about PencilKit questions! ;-)
May 24, 2022 1:37 PM
@shantinix @gargvik Congrats on the new (old?) gig!
May 24, 2022 1:37 PM
@shantinix OMG!!! I was just telling @gargvik this weekend how Notes is the best Apple Pencil drawing app out there.
May 24, 2022 1:35 PM
@shantinix Dammit! https://t.co/hRshlc6Rae
May 24, 2022 1:03 PM
@gpapilion Strong Joe Isuzu vibes.
May 24, 2022 12:32 PM
RT @isamlambert: My brother is 34 and doesn't know what Slack is. Can you imagine that level of mental freedom? Incredible.
May 24, 2022 11:42 AM
Wordle 339 3/6 Line 1: 3rd correct but in the wrong place. Line 2: 1st and 2nd correct but in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
May 24, 2022 11:25 AM
RT @aittalam: @igb @Twitter https://t.co/hhVcNKGYVz seems an interesting experiment at making an ActivityPub bridge for Twitter. I agree ab…
May 24, 2022 10:00 AM
@slyphon @Twitter 🤔 https://t.co/6ZaHUNugUB
May 24, 2022 2:04 AM
Is there any technical reason @Twitter couldn't integrate with the Mastodon fediverse? i.e. Twitter users addressable like @igb@twitter.com
May 24, 2022 12:12 AM
RT @espiers: Tell me you did not consult a lawyer before writing the memo without telling me you did not consult a lawyer before writing th…
May 23, 2022 2:08 PM
Wordle 338 3/6 Line 1: 5th perfect. Line 2: 2nd, 4th and 5th perfect. Line 3: Won!
May 23, 2022 1:58 PM
@elonmusk The woke mind virus is making Netflix unwatchable.
May 23, 2022 1:54 PM
RT @smashingmag: Our Person of the Week is a Senior Software Engineer at Netflix, technical writer, and instructor advocating for more dive…
May 23, 2022 8:52 AM
RT @garazdawi: Want to join us and work on the development of #Erlang? We are looking for some new people to join us: https://t.co/StXfkY5A…
May 23, 2022 3:36 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Rothko-esque a brown marsh blends into a blue and cloudy-white sky.
May 23, 2022 3:34 AM
@elonmusk Dude, you gotta see some more art. Or smoke less pot.
May 23, 2022 2:59 AM
@lessachu Whale. Probably a baby beluga.
May 23, 2022 2:01 AM
RT @CommitteePro: Silent Soviet Film and Global News Updates on the Committee Program! https://t.co/TtlKAWi4d6
May 23, 2022 1:04 AM
@bandarji Oh no, Sean. How is he doing?
May 23, 2022 12:17 AM
The hed is misleading, but this is an excellent read for managers or other putative business "leaders". https://t.co/U4hnLWJTqG
May 22, 2022 11:31 PM
@jayholler Like I was saying: https://t.co/XOFlp0KNby
May 22, 2022 9:55 PM
@jayholler Thanks Jay!
May 22, 2022 9:49 PM
Family hike at Edgewood Park. Trails were a bit narrow and a fair number of hikers, runners, and horses 🐎. A fun (and warm!) day though! ht…
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May 22, 2022 8:05 PM
@gctaylor @micheal @Lever Lever isn’t bad. Better than SmartRecruiters so far.
May 22, 2022 5:08 PM
@AlSultan_Meriam Thank you Meriam!
May 22, 2022 4:50 PM
RT @cra: pay attention, it’s going to get worse before it gets better imho
May 22, 2022 4:45 PM
My 74yo mother just tested positive for COVID after returning from a trip to FLA where, per her, "nobody, anywhere, was wearing a mask". 😡
May 22, 2022 1:02 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A photo of a log in a neutral white background. I am giving it to my friend @jayholler. It is a…log for Jay.
May 22, 2022 12:59 PM
We need a word for "the time between waking up in the morning and when you realize that there’s a new Wordle waiting for you".
May 21, 2022 9:52 PM
RT @Mjarchie1: Watched a @Tesla catch on fire this morning. As soon as it started smoking the electrical system locked trapping the guy ins…
May 21, 2022 8:51 PM
https://t.co/QYxF6ioTJC
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May 21, 2022 4:49 PM
@hansolo_ @brunoborges HBD Bruno!
May 21, 2022 4:35 PM
@micheal @Lever?
May 21, 2022 2:09 PM
Anyway, now I am drinking coffee, reading the paper, and listening to jazz-rock flugelhorn.
May 21, 2022 2:00 PM
Me: "Alexa, play music by Shostakovich." Alexa: "OK, playing music by Chuck Mangione."
May 21, 2022 6:23 AM
@jayholler Congrats buddy!
May 21, 2022 4:20 AM
@CaptainPJ https://t.co/HNRtkYXCrw
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May 21, 2022 4:17 AM
RT @CaptainPJ: @igb I knew what that was without the alt text 😎
May 21, 2022 3:35 AM
@btaylor @elonmusk (that was a horse joke)
May 21, 2022 3:35 AM
@btaylor @StephenCurry30 Woah @elonmusk
May 21, 2022 3:29 AM
@dpkagrawal That’s what alt-text is for.
May 21, 2022 12:41 AM
@AlexCartaz 100% on board with you, but that was a subtweet about a different Twitter thing. :-)
May 21, 2022 12:30 AM
What a fucking waste of time, money, and talent the last 1.5 years were. https://t.co/6lNZd0a8fB
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May 20, 2022 10:58 PM
@javawithjiva @Tesla I feel like I should send in *something* to justice@tesla.com. I feel like *everyone* should send something in to tha…
May 20, 2022 9:54 PM
@adamkoford @KenJennings *begins to think about blimp-based life forms that might exist on gas giants*
May 20, 2022 9:43 PM
Based on this Tweet and his current predicament(s) I am starting to think @Tesla does not actually employ or retain any lawyers at present.…
May 20, 2022 9:11 PM
RT @washingtonpost: Larry Ellison, the billionaire co-founder and chairman of the software company Oracle, participated in a call soon afte…
May 20, 2022 3:27 PM
RT @nimalan: .@igb called Clay Christensen “milkshake guy” 😂 “Dancing with the Gods” was a good book - don’t knock unless you’ve read som…
May 20, 2022 2:05 PM
gm ngmi https://t.co/jtW1JKBE2r
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May 20, 2022 1:08 PM
We don’t have a PR team either. https://t.co/qBaSFNhOS7
May 20, 2022 12:54 PM
A very stable genius. https://t.co/rht4IXa5jG
May 20, 2022 3:49 AM
RT @fchollet: What an odd coincidence that the human brain happens to work just like the most advanced man-made automaton of the moment --…
May 20, 2022 3:37 AM
@elonmusk Hey buddy, not sure I see a political angle here. https://t.co/JNGWFWo8ZW
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May 20, 2022 3:32 AM
@elonmusk No they shouldn’t.
May 20, 2022 3:11 AM
@the_yeti 👋
May 20, 2022 2:31 AM
@elonmusk 🧐 https://t.co/4dJ1RbgHuV
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May 20, 2022 2:17 AM
@argyris @jack The mind boggles. How does the world’s richest man not have a PR team?
May 20, 2022 1:46 AM
Ah yes, the singular solution @jack trusts to run Twitter. https://t.co/o5gZKXv1qa
May 20, 2022 1:34 AM
RT @sarahjeong: I once did a fun cute little blog about how elon musk follows zero women on Twitter (not even his own mother). I asked Spac…
May 20, 2022 12:30 AM
@djpard1s If only
May 20, 2022 12:29 AM
What a shame (if not a surprise)…it was one of the best things on the Internet about the Internet. :-( https://t.co/ELeIh8gk0K
May 19, 2022 8:00 PM
@elonmusk @Astro_Angry wtf r u talking about
May 19, 2022 3:30 PM
The light of consciousness is surprisingly dim. https://t.co/uTKlUPcpCy
May 19, 2022 5:34 AM
@va4gdagama Hotspot GC
May 19, 2022 4:49 AM
RT @richsignorelli: .@elonmusk is rapidly becoming the Mike Lindell of EV manufacturers.
May 19, 2022 4:42 AM
@emilyst One can tweet as well!
May 19, 2022 3:40 AM
RT @shatil: @igb @TwitterEng Just @ me, Ian, everyone else you knew is gone
May 19, 2022 1:07 AM
@elonmusk Is this a $TSLA subtweet?
May 19, 2022 12:10 AM
👋 @TwitterEng 👇 https://t.co/911FvwEZnV
May 19, 2022 12:08 AM
RT @fabiokung: @rakyll oh we should talk more about how Titus completely replaced Mesos with Kubernetes at Netflix (Cloud Compute) with no…
May 19, 2022 12:05 AM
@roach Has that thing been sanitized?
May 18, 2022 11:04 PM
RT @doriantaylor: lol one pandemic at a time please
May 18, 2022 10:52 PM
RT @AliciaTrost: @igb Update:
May 18, 2022 10:50 PM
RT @levie: Fantastic startup advice from Marc Andreessen 15 years ago. https://t.co/slnUkIGB5j
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May 18, 2022 10:11 PM
No no no I said "monkey paw"! Monkey *paw*! https://t.co/QRojqoUnwb
May 18, 2022 4:14 PM
@StreamOfRon @ryanoneill Counterpoint: https://t.co/66f9zV8E3Z
May 18, 2022 3:56 PM
@ryanoneill TBF we shouldn’t attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, greed, inexperience, too much salt juice,…
May 18, 2022 3:46 PM
RT @ryanoneill: A reminder that there isn’t any ‘good’ side among these players ▪️Twitter Board 🤦♂️ ▪️Jack 🖕 ▪️Parag 🤬 ▪️Leon 💩
May 18, 2022 3:37 PM
Walking down 16th Street to BART on a warm spring morning, keeping pace with a car that is blasting The Cure at full volume. #winning
May 18, 2022 2:03 PM
RT @kylegriffin1: CHICAGO (AP) — The US Soccer Federation has reached milestone agreements to pay its men’s and women’s teams equally
May 18, 2022 1:29 PM
Wordle 333 3/6 Line 1: 1st perfect, but 4th in the wrong place. Line 2: 1st, 2nd and 4th perfect, but 3rd in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
May 18, 2022 12:41 PM
Tired: Eat your feelings. Wired: Tweet your feelings.
May 18, 2022 4:28 AM
RT @SFBART: Among Nixon's crew who was on a BART train that day: a U.S. Marine holding a peculiar briefcase. Let the record show the nucle…
May 18, 2022 4:18 AM
@jaysullivan @TwitterSpaces @SuperFollows how come you can't be a "Creator" with less than 10K followers? most of the rad stuff on Twitter …
May 18, 2022 3:16 AM
RT @editorji: ₹10,000 fine for #Twitter #bluetick case: CBI ex-chief pulled up by Delhi High Court for repeated pleas Get more national up…
May 18, 2022 3:06 AM
@wil *fail-whale voice*: ooooh yeeeaah
May 18, 2022 2:59 AM
@brunoborges I like JVMs? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 18, 2022 2:55 AM
Is it possibe to run my Mastodon instance in JRuby or TruffleRuby??
May 18, 2022 2:07 AM
RT @Richard_Kadrey: I don't play Wordle. I don't understand Wordle. But I love when people post their scores here because they're like a co…
May 18, 2022 2:07 AM
RT @MelissaRyan: Dude is gonna go scorched earth on his way out...
May 18, 2022 2:06 AM
RT @samstein: I understand that GOP leadership wants him gone, but a lame duck Cawthorn with 7 months left to serve is gonna be a hold-your…
May 18, 2022 1:52 AM
@DanJackson415 We’re all just following the money Dan.
May 18, 2022 1:39 AM
Make *me* CEO and I’ll do a better job of it for 1/3 of the price (trust me, $TWTR board: 3, as u know, is less than 4 so this is good deal…
May 18, 2022 1:10 AM
RT @sherman4949: Golden parachute update: Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal gets $60m if he sells and is let go as CEO (as assumed). Twitter CFO Ne…
May 18, 2022 1:08 AM
@jason_koch They seem to have gone with door number three: take the money and run.
May 18, 2022 12:59 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Alec Baldwin pours an infinite glass of scotch.
May 18, 2022 12:57 AM
@btaylor Hey Bret, gonna need you to focus on your side gig for a bit if you don’t mind. https://t.co/0SE3XdgtoI
May 18, 2022 12:28 AM
In the future, business schools will teach entire courses just on the serial fuckups by $TWTR’s board.
May 18, 2022 12:24 AM
@ilyabr0wn Seriously though, what a huge loss for Twitter. :-( Best of luck in what comes next Ilya!!!
May 18, 2022 12:23 AM
@ilyabr0wn Too much email, amirite?
May 18, 2022 12:20 AM
Snatching destruction from the jaws of defeat. https://t.co/p24yMBpZ0d
May 17, 2022 11:16 PM
@AdamDasky I’m not good at math, so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 17, 2022 10:58 PM
Twitter’s biggest problem is that over %0.0008 of its users are billionaires.
May 17, 2022 10:42 PM
RT @rachelmcmaho: After a great ride, I am unfortunately no longer with netflix. I am a content creator for socials (with a IG, TikTok focu…
May 17, 2022 9:13 PM
OH: "🎉 It’s Java" /cc: @DannyThomas
May 17, 2022 6:33 PM
@MikeIsaac "Financial ruin" as in a depressed share price and more takeover bids at lower prices?
May 17, 2022 2:15 PM
@gpapilion @jayholler Not as bad as the OG Bart guy.
May 17, 2022 2:14 PM
@gpapilion @jayholler No, I @-mentioned the wrong Parag.
May 17, 2022 2:10 PM
RT @Pandamoanimum: The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune. https://t.co/ldfjmm5JoQ
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May 17, 2022 1:57 PM
@gpapilion It’s gotta be a tough time for that account.
May 17, 2022 1:56 PM
Well, maybe not for you guys, what with the golden parachutes and stuff, but definitely for the rest of us.
May 17, 2022 1:56 PM
Hey @paraga, @btaylor, @Marthalanefox, @omidkordestani…letting him walk away now would be the best possible outcome for all of us. https://…
May 17, 2022 1:48 PM
@gpapilion Fuck
May 17, 2022 1:34 PM
@jayholler Of course we do!
May 17, 2022 1:28 PM
RT @elonmusk: @Teslarati 20% fake/spam accounts, while 4 times what Twitter claims, could be *much* higher. My offer was based on Twitter’…
May 17, 2022 5:20 AM
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch. https://t.co/YTHmJneMtq
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May 17, 2022 4:25 AM
@jenniferfraser Imagine being "friends" with that guy and thinking "yes, *he* is the singular solution I trust to take over the company".
May 17, 2022 2:12 AM
RT @igb: First as tragedy, then as farce. The third time as an edgelord meme-stonk clown rodeo.
May 17, 2022 1:33 AM
@copyconstruct @Carnage4Life I think most of the board (and Parag) have to go should we be so lucky to see the Musk takeover fail.
May 17, 2022 1:25 AM
@nitinsinghal123 Descartes would like to have a word…
May 16, 2022 11:21 PM
RT @PadmaLakshmi: Questions for the people who are scared of becoming a minority: Why is that? Are minorities treated differently?
May 16, 2022 10:29 PM
@jtrobec We should start by automatically banning accounts with the the string ".eth" in their usernames.
May 16, 2022 9:52 PM
@dagskeenan @ssgtmas @StreamOfRon We’ve all been actively suppressing the memories.
May 16, 2022 9:50 PM
@ssgtmas @dagskeenan @StreamOfRon A full pardon if they come forward.
May 16, 2022 9:49 PM
@ssgtmas @dagskeenan @StreamOfRon 💩
May 16, 2022 9:16 PM
@JemYoung Same! 😅
May 16, 2022 8:54 PM
RT @AliciaTrost: Please spread the word about this wonderful writing opportunity.
May 16, 2022 8:53 PM
@AliciaTrost There should be a "Tweets" category.
May 16, 2022 8:52 PM
RT @SFBART: 🚨📚🖋️🚨 In celebration of BART's 50th anniversary this September, we are proud to announce our first-ever short fiction contest…
May 16, 2022 8:48 PM
@StreamOfRon Yes. Yes I can.
May 16, 2022 8:45 PM
Choose me over Josh! I’ll do the fail-whale thing *and* I’ll bring back navy-blue hoodies & shirts with the light-blue Twitter logo on ‘em.…
May 16, 2022 7:24 PM
@nimalan @jayholler I’m pretty sure Jay is a bot.
May 16, 2022 6:26 PM
RT @goldman: An important point on dynamic adversaries for the “but he has rocket ships so bots are trivial” crowd. Orbital mechanics not f…
May 16, 2022 5:52 PM
RT @nimalan: @igb have you tried just calling @jayholler?
May 16, 2022 5:44 PM
💩 https://t.co/qBaSFNhOS7
May 16, 2022 5:16 PM
@gbrafal @SFBART We all appreciate you doing your part. Thanks!
May 16, 2022 5:08 PM
RT @ruchowdh: Ahem. Twitter META and @openminedorg working on this https://t.co/I1WL9w8qCb
May 16, 2022 5:01 PM
RT @hellodavidryan: It can be tricky to understand what goes into making and maintaining things like "AI" and "algorithms", or what "open s…
May 16, 2022 4:48 PM
RT @paraga: Let’s talk about spam. And let’s do so with the benefit of data, facts, and context…
May 16, 2022 4:01 PM
Nice to see some things never change. https://t.co/L8s3cP9ve4
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May 16, 2022 3:41 PM
Wear *a* mask.
May 16, 2022 3:41 PM
Back on BART after a month-long COVID break. Wear mask on public transit folks! https://t.co/zdCNBpC15S
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May 16, 2022 4:53 AM
@baroquebobcat :-(
May 16, 2022 4:46 AM
RT @williamapaxton: @NWSBayArea @KarlTheFog https://t.co/7NkWSpYh0q
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May 16, 2022 3:22 AM
@sundararajan_a Yeah, JNI does have the same problem. But its usage is rarer than its analogs in the scripting languages.
May 16, 2022 3:13 AM
@ryanoneill @normanmaurer @Scott_mitch_ Yeah, in the hands of experts it is powerful. But projects like Netty are the (wonderful) exception.
May 16, 2022 3:07 AM
The best feature of JNI was how much it sucked so there were very few wrapped native extensions.
May 16, 2022 3:05 AM
Easier native extensions outside the JVM means that these sort of issues will be more common in the Java ecosystem, no?
May 16, 2022 3:04 AM
It is also why I am a little worried about Panama.
May 16, 2022 2:58 AM
>npm ERR! Package pixman-1 was not found in the pkg-config search path. Shit like this is why Java is better than Node, Ruby, Python, et al
May 16, 2022 2:26 AM
@srw @DrJorts It was the highlight of my recent jury service at the Hall of Justice.
May 16, 2022 1:44 AM
I also got to see a rather one-sided bar fight break out on Stanyan.
May 16, 2022 1:44 AM
Waiting on a kid-pickup, I walked down Haight to get some pizza and realized it was Bay To Breakers today. Wild scene.
May 15, 2022 9:20 PM
@zkiehl Never ascribe to malice what could be a PEBKAC. https://t.co/FOBmaZtei7
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May 15, 2022 8:56 PM
@menabus Congratulations!!!
May 15, 2022 8:49 PM
@ryanoneill @networkjanitor When are you in Bend? We are there from July 16th through the 30th.
May 15, 2022 7:53 PM
@dagskeenan I’m back. Was everything on web. Looks like a browser issue. :-) https://t.co/bnQiWVz4U7
May 15, 2022 6:48 PM
Gonna go with "bug" or "Safari issue" as I can now Tweet again after restarting the browser. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/d7npFl5565
May 15, 2022 6:01 PM
@catsynth Oh no!
May 15, 2022 5:52 PM
Tweeting/replying is currently disabled for me on Twitter web. Bug, incident, or am I being shadowbanned? 🤔
May 15, 2022 5:43 PM
@jayholler Testing…testing…one two three.
May 15, 2022 11:17 AM
Wordle 330 3/6 Line 1: 5th correct but in the wrong place. Line 2: 3rd and 4th correct but in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
May 15, 2022 1:39 AM
@teresa 💙
May 15, 2022 12:05 AM
@jack @AndrewSweet @elonmusk I think the question is how do you annoint someone as the savior of Twitter when they don’t seem to know how t…
May 14, 2022 11:21 PM
We should just shut @Twitter down until all of this is over. https://t.co/bJEAPM4Yes
May 14, 2022 9:54 PM
💔#Buffalo
May 14, 2022 9:40 PM
AM walk through the canyon. Not pictured: the 3yo’s unhinged mid-hike meltdown. 😭😱 https://t.co/YWjNMfukZ3
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May 14, 2022 9:23 PM
RT @maggieNYT: At least 10 dead in mass shooting at Buffalo supermarket | AP News https://t.co/aNw4iNVLGF
May 14, 2022 6:12 PM
@jack getting justifiably ratio’d is my new favorite Twitter https://t.co/qmCQhQhSjf
May 14, 2022 2:23 PM
Current required-online-training-course status. https://t.co/4o7W4Gyo66
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May 14, 2022 2:18 PM
RT @anildash: I was wondering why some random NYC tech exec was constantly weighing in on the DA in San Francisco, and I realized they’re o…
May 14, 2022 1:51 PM
@osi @tableau I don’t know of any competitors that I’d choose instead. But I’d love a D3-based front end for viz *and* bookmark-able URLs.
May 14, 2022 1:34 PM
@taylorleese I had 13 managers over my 8.5 years. That sort of leadership churn isn’t uncommon at $TWTR, & it’s a reason why it’s where it …
May 14, 2022 1:19 PM
@jack Come on @jack. Backing your friend* at the expense of $TWTR, Tweeps, and the people who use Twitter, is a bad look. To say the least.
May 14, 2022 4:43 AM
RT @SchmiegSophie: @jhscott At this point, he should be in jail for market manipulation and stuff. And crimes against statistics.
May 14, 2022 4:24 AM
RT @MelissaGregg13: E40 in the house!
May 14, 2022 3:56 AM
@shatil https://t.co/4QqgHLKHsz
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May 14, 2022 2:49 AM
I am not a data scientist, but… https://t.co/m6HRHyrOEX
May 14, 2022 2:05 AM
@BillyKorando @paraga More like: https://t.co/97VlMreSb6
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May 14, 2022 1:40 AM
@replylord @paraga Yeah, so weird.
May 14, 2022 1:01 AM
@arrdem It is the worst. Always.
May 14, 2022 12:52 AM
Weekends are for wordcels. https://t.co/1Luv8jCArm
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May 14, 2022 12:15 AM
@jayholler @zennpotatoes @AustinJ I feel like we should pay our audience just for tuning in.
May 13, 2022 11:59 PM
@__lucab @the_yeti Not really. :-)
May 13, 2022 11:37 PM
@btaylor Hey Bret, *please* run any $TWTR board Tweets by Jimmy from the corner fish fry from now on, OK?
May 13, 2022 11:30 PM
Wordle 328 3/6 Line 1: 1st and 2nd correct but in the wrong place. Line 2: 4th perfect, but 5th in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
May 13, 2022 11:19 PM
I hate Tableau. https://t.co/rhSalvvBVV
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May 13, 2022 10:03 PM
RT @l4stewar: also: people acting like a 5% drop in $TWTR due to elons antics is gonna phase anyone... twitter employees & investors have n…
May 13, 2022 9:34 PM
@AustinJ Big day for my Personal Brand™
May 13, 2022 9:14 PM
@the_yeti I used to work a few blocks away and ate there once a week or so.
May 13, 2022 7:17 PM
Man, @paraga is really picking up the pace…I might be wrong on this one. https://t.co/Ifo6H7iuV6
May 13, 2022 5:10 PM
As a $TWTR shareholder I believe this would be a huge improvement over @btaylor, @omidkordestani, @Marthalanefox et al. https://t.co/Ej6gCT…
May 13, 2022 5:07 PM
RT @SnoopDogg: May have 2 buy Twitter now.
May 13, 2022 2:59 PM
Funding secured. https://t.co/0kSSAnsGQB
May 13, 2022 2:34 PM
I mean, at this point, why shouldn't Tweeps unionize?
May 13, 2022 1:06 PM
@TheGerardTaylor 💙
May 13, 2022 12:51 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/kl3B8yoTfO
May 13, 2022 11:17 AM
@ay @elonmusk +1
May 13, 2022 10:34 AM
RT @elonmusk: Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam/fake accounts do indeed represent less than…
May 13, 2022 10:30 AM
RT @AP: BREAKING: Elon Musk tweets that his $44B deal to buy Twitter “temporarily on hold” pending more details on spam accounts. https://t…
May 13, 2022 4:13 AM
@caraesten It has proto-BART in it, yes?
May 13, 2022 4:02 AM
Are there any non-police-pension-fund $TWTR shareholder lawsuits that I can join?
May 13, 2022 3:37 AM
@DTrain Welcome, товарищ.
May 13, 2022 3:01 AM
RT @archillect: https://t.co/F63PviJBKj
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May 13, 2022 2:09 AM
@Alounatix @vinucharanya @micheal Hey Aline!!! We all miss working with you!
May 13, 2022 1:56 AM
RT @__lucab: happy reorg thursday to everyone who celebrates
May 13, 2022 1:45 AM
RT @TheGerardTaylor: @igb Honestly, we've done amazing things for Service Discovery, DTabs, Deciders, FeatureSwitches, Workflows and much m…
May 13, 2022 12:32 AM
Look who I ran into! https://t.co/hJaLKgKDBb
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May 12, 2022 8:21 PM
TIL: "copium" https://t.co/DAyZSrCEIm
May 12, 2022 8:20 PM
RT @goldman: Hard to see a non-fucked outcome for Twitter at this point. The most likely is that the deal closes and Elon kills the product…
May 12, 2022 7:49 PM
RT @mccv: Firing your head of product during paternity leave is a bad look, and makes you look callous. Not even smoothing it over so it's…
May 12, 2022 7:49 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Orange and wavy, a sunset crushes down on the radio towers atop Mt. San Bruno.
May 12, 2022 5:23 PM
@TheGerardTaylor Hardcore engineering at its best.
May 12, 2022 5:23 PM
@boo Hey, it was awesome working with you. As an ex-Tweep I am sad to see you go.
May 12, 2022 5:19 PM
RT @kayvz: The truth is that this isn’t how and when I imagined leaving Twitter, and this wasn’t my decision. Parag asked me to leave after…
May 12, 2022 5:06 PM
Twitter should open-source the Twitter JDK before they go out of business. https://t.co/TkBXCbtCR0
May 12, 2022 1:18 PM
RT @martin_casado: The Bay Area gets energized by downturns. Always has. That's because the culture is rooted in innovation. And there is…
May 12, 2022 1:17 PM
RT @Scott_Wiener: Your regular reminder that pretty much all the arguments being made against CA high speed rail - that it’s a boondoggle,…
May 12, 2022 3:04 AM
RT @darth: how about building more housing it is just a suggestion
May 12, 2022 1:28 AM
RT @TristanSnell: BREAKING: Florida judge rejects DeSantis's extreme gerrymander as unconstitutionally discriminating against Black voters,…
May 12, 2022 1:24 AM
@mikkelsvane You are obviously a bit of an expert.
May 12, 2022 1:19 AM
We believe in our mission to extend the light of consciousness. Join @jayholler & I this Friday. https://t.co/0kSSAnsGQB
May 11, 2022 11:05 PM
@roach But right now I can’t tell which is which without going through them all.
May 11, 2022 11:04 PM
@roach I’d like to pay attention to my mentions first, and take my time sorting through keyword alerts.
May 11, 2022 11:04 PM
@roach and @-mention badges were the usual red.
May 11, 2022 11:03 PM
@roach …as the alert badge for @-mentions. It’s be great if keyword alert badges were say blue…
May 11, 2022 11:02 PM
@roach I get a lot of mileage for keyword alerts (e.g. "Java", "JVM", etc.) but the alert badge for on a channel is the same color…
May 11, 2022 10:37 PM
@jack @CharlesWieand @elonmusk What a mess you’ve left, @Jack.
May 11, 2022 10:17 PM
@roach All I want is different colored badges for keywords and @-mentions.
May 11, 2022 8:27 PM
The woke mind virus is making Tesla undesirable. https://t.co/61GsPC3YOh
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May 11, 2022 4:24 PM
RT @hbottemiller: 🧵Thread on the infant formula shortage situation, which feels like a slow-moving train wreck. First, retail stock has be…
May 11, 2022 4:21 PM
@dpkagrawal @stripe Congratulations to @stripe on an epic hire!
May 11, 2022 1:43 PM
RT @JuddLegum: "In the event the crypto exchange goes bankrupt, Coinbase says, its users might lose all the cryptocurrency stored in their…
May 11, 2022 1:41 PM
@dekker @OliviaDekker Congratulations!
May 11, 2022 1:39 PM
RT @pbakker: @HansWurst315 @rafaelcodes We’ve moved away from most RX code actually. There are exceptions (e.g Zuul), but most of Netflix r…
May 11, 2022 5:51 AM
koyaanisqatsi.local https://t.co/aGamg4Peef
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May 11, 2022 4:49 AM
RT @AmosGoldbaum: “City in a Block” 16’x16’ Thanks @sfgate for letting me paint in you office this last week! https://t.co/Gs7aDVxkFe
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May 11, 2022 4:12 AM
@nima_owji @TaylorLorenz This is the way!
May 11, 2022 3:50 AM
@TaylorLorenz yes! https://t.co/mfJCNNSE9S
May 11, 2022 12:53 AM
RT @joyopal: Seeking a student intern in India to work on Twitter data 20 hrs/week Must have: 1. Experience working with Twitter API 2. Ad…
May 11, 2022 12:51 AM
@j_houg @burgessdryan LOL this was my primary job at the start of COVID: going into the closed office to reboot KaOS and #TwitterVM desktop…
May 11, 2022 12:40 AM
RT @RVAwonk: And when it comes to account suspensions on Twitter, research has found that the ideological asymmetry (more right-wing than l…
May 11, 2022 12:40 AM
RT @RVAwonk: And those who’ve been paying attention to this issue know that we do, actually, have research on the issue of biased algorithm…
May 11, 2022 12:40 AM
RT @RVAwonk: To be clear, 99.9% of people — including Liz here — would have absolutely no idea what they were looking at if Twitter made it…
May 10, 2022 11:40 PM
@jkru Congratulations!!!
May 10, 2022 10:17 PM
@JamesLoduca Hoping you all get better and get COVID negative soon!
May 10, 2022 10:15 PM
@JamesLoduca Grownups (all vaccinated/boosted) in the house took 12-14 days.
May 10, 2022 10:12 PM
@JamesLoduca Oh no! 8yo tested negative within 7 days. (Unvaccinated) 3yo took about 15 days from first positive test.
May 10, 2022 8:35 PM
RT @MikeIsaac: in non-elon news coinbase just lost a quarter of its market cap in one day, brutal https://t.co/29mzH5Herp
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May 10, 2022 6:31 PM
RT @norootcause: I think we're seriously underestimating the ROI of spinning up a team dedicated solely to coming up with good names for th…
May 10, 2022 3:41 PM
The 3yo finally tested negative this AM! Wear a mask, people. The last 2.5 weeks were not fun.
May 10, 2022 2:35 AM
I am *always* stoked to see #Tweeps on TV! https://t.co/JrnqE1KkPW
May 10, 2022 2:32 AM
Another @warriors game, another @nickcald sighting!
May 10, 2022 1:25 AM
RT @ysr1729: What’s the current best book for the state-of-the-art in queueing theory? Kleinrock is the classic from my grad school days,…
May 10, 2022 1:09 AM
RT @ErikSolheim: The land surface temperatures in India 🇮🇳 are terrifying. Land surface temperatures were recorded as 62c/143f This is th…
May 10, 2022 12:44 AM
RT @tinyrobots: first day at @NetflixEng 💻👀 https://t.co/K90dyb6Z0w
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May 10, 2022 12:23 AM
@javawithjiva @tinyrobots @NetflixEng @netflix Welcome to @NetflixEng!!!
May 10, 2022 12:15 AM
RT @skamille: Lol ht @buritica https://t.co/kQ23llX4g4
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May 10, 2022 12:12 AM
RT @metaforgotten: Oh come ON.
May 9, 2022 11:57 PM
@gctaylor @NetflixEng Super excited to work with you again!
May 9, 2022 10:00 PM
RT @gctaylor: Today is my first day with @NetflixEng, where I'll be managing the Polyglot team. I'm excited to have the chance to do someth…
May 9, 2022 7:17 PM
My office this AM. https://t.co/jpkPwUTus6
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May 9, 2022 6:37 PM
The hardest problem in computer science is getting this prompt to go away. https://t.co/d4HSKvClpt
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May 9, 2022 3:31 PM
@YuppiesPsycho pretty sick burn. were you guys working on that one for a while?
May 9, 2022 2:08 PM
Three down, one to go. https://t.co/p9NXu1mElF
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May 9, 2022 1:52 PM
@jayholler Good job, Jay.
May 9, 2022 12:39 PM
RT @giovan_h: mastodon figured out the secret to user engagement, which is to put a gigantic impediment to creating a new account in the fo…
May 9, 2022 12:29 PM
@jayholler Well yours was Wordle #323. Mine was Wordle #324.
May 9, 2022 12:22 PM
Wordle 324 3/6 Line 1: 1st and 5th perfect. Line 2: 1st, 2nd, 4th and 5th perfect. Line 3: Won!
May 9, 2022 1:32 AM
RT @spaceriker: cert expiries have ruined my weekends, but I never imagined it could also literally kill me. hardcore engineering indeed.
May 9, 2022 1:15 AM
Hey @TonyPrintezis and @msilver: is Mastodon (the band) worth a listen?
May 9, 2022 1:03 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A BART sign, half-lit by the dim winter sun, stands in front of a blue sky, under a waning moon, as pigeons flock overhe…
May 8, 2022 11:54 PM
@aaronbieber I’m still trying to find interesting stuff myself! But will let you know what I stumble across.
May 8, 2022 8:06 PM
RT @CommitteePro: The Post May Day Spectacular! Tonight on the Committee Program https://t.co/ORQiONY2Wu
May 8, 2022 6:54 PM
RT @nut_history: No doubt this is the coolest MLB stadium photo of all time. Those 3 lads are doing it right https://t.co/aPWN8uyjmu
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May 8, 2022 6:19 PM
@jayholler The puns drive the projects TBH.
May 8, 2022 6:18 PM
Also (sigh) you can find me on Mastodon as well these days. Still cautiously pessimistic about @twitter, but I am hedging my bets. https://…
May 8, 2022 6:14 PM
Now you can (sigh) "toot" to Mastodon from the comfort of Emacs with this extension I hacked together. https://t.co/9BeAtPJFO0
May 8, 2022 4:00 PM
RT @hildatheseries: Happy Mother's Day Johanna. #hilda #hildatheseries #mothersday #netflix @netflixfamily https://t.co/YO9VYIgFOs
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May 8, 2022 2:17 PM
@this_hits_home @norootcause Before one can answer 5 whys one must answer 2.5 whys. Before one can answer 2.5 whys one must answer 1.25 why…
May 8, 2022 2:04 AM
Me and @pgarg are watching the @warriors game mostly to spot courtside tech celebs like @nickcald & @_Tiacaldwell.
May 7, 2022 11:47 PM
Drinks with @TonyPrintezis are always a good time, even during bad times. https://t.co/RXW8VOLex3
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May 7, 2022 9:30 PM
I ♡ CA https://t.co/eRqpZnoVHq
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May 7, 2022 8:04 PM
@Winium @kpk @paraga @Twitter @elonmusk Just so we are clear, I don’t think Musk means *more* "resources” for eng. Pretty sure he means *di…
May 7, 2022 3:58 PM
RT @RVAwonk: I don’t have a problem with physically securing the SCOTUS if it’s truly needed to keep people safe. I do have a problem with…
May 7, 2022 3:50 PM
RT @seldo: @Carnage4Life It's such a weird deck, just random huge projections with no explanations and mysterious X product.
May 7, 2022 1:23 PM
"hardcore design" amirite? https://t.co/RDmJ4ey2Iu
May 7, 2022 1:15 PM
@elonmusk @its_menieb OK buddy. https://t.co/RDmJ4ey2Iu
May 7, 2022 4:34 AM
@wongmjane It’s nothing personal. I barely know the guy.
May 7, 2022 4:24 AM
@behnamrezaei @paraga @Twitter @elonmusk Me too, Behnam. Me too.
May 7, 2022 4:10 AM
@kpk @paraga @Twitter @elonmusk I just do not believe he is saying any of this in good faith or with a sane plan for getting to a better pr…
May 7, 2022 4:09 AM
@kpk @paraga @Twitter @elonmusk There are a lot of legit criticisms of Twitter Eng leadership that rhyme with Musk’s shitposts.
May 7, 2022 4:09 AM
@kpk @paraga @Twitter @elonmusk My read is that he probably is devaluing the work you and your team did. Your second point is not wrong tho.
May 7, 2022 3:47 AM
But hey, I understand that one’s “fiduciary duty” and a $42MM parachute probably prevent you from commenting at this time.
May 7, 2022 3:44 AM
Hey @paraga, if *I* were the former CTO and current CEO of @twitter I’d probably have something to say about this Tweet by @elonmusk. https…
May 7, 2022 3:24 AM
RT @caraesten: as opposed to now, when they serve tens of thousands of requests per second using software engineered by babies
May 7, 2022 2:56 AM
@nvgrw Nik you were an amazing #TwitterVMTeam intern & one of our best hires. Not many @terns get their project on the front page of Hacker…
May 7, 2022 2:09 AM
RT @BobbyD_FL: 2⃣And don't forget all the @TwitterEng open source contributions that has shaped the industry you've benefited from. 💸💸💸 ..…
May 7, 2022 2:09 AM
RT @BobbyD_FL: .@elonmusk: Is saving @Twitter 100s of millions in CapEx considered a “HARDCORE” Engineer..? Just wondering … cause I’m tr…
May 7, 2022 2:07 AM
RT @dagskeenan: This 👇
May 7, 2022 2:05 AM
@amdev @nheagy Business stuff aside, the metric most important to me is how many humans and good bots are active users of Twitter.
May 7, 2022 1:55 AM
@amdev @nheagy What is the difference, if any, between mDAUs and DAUs?
May 7, 2022 1:35 AM
@mattknox @kellan @jmhodges @Twitter @ClearyApp Anyway, shout-out to @ThomasKunjappu for team-centric org charts. Being able to see SREs, E…
May 7, 2022 1:33 AM
@mattknox @kellan @jmhodges This started with go/roster at @Twitter. Coincidentally the PM for roster quit to start @ClearyApp.
May 7, 2022 1:04 AM
@dpkagrawal It was *awesome* working with you, Deepak. You were one of Twitter’s most hardcore software engineers. https://t.co/YAUeRGPTQI
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May 7, 2022 12:25 AM
Reminder, @TwitterEng is already "hardcore". https://t.co/9n5OBTWahx
May 6, 2022 11:16 PM
Reminder, @TwitterEng is already "hardcore". https://t.co/Rx6ZATl6yz
May 6, 2022 11:04 PM
RT @JemYoung: Reminder that all the people posting hot takes on Netflix who don't actually work here don't know what they're talking about
May 6, 2022 10:44 PM
@javawithjiva @davidjrusek Yes. Them. And yes, it is definitely one way to hire.
May 6, 2022 10:41 PM
@javawithjiva @davidjrusek Sure, but they are doing it wrong.
May 6, 2022 10:27 PM
RT @DivaDanese: @juliaferraioli @sogrady -Morgan Stanley’s CTO deciding to ditch expensive SPARC boxes running Solaris in favor of 1U x86 b…
May 6, 2022 10:06 PM
RT @Reuters: Musk, Twitter are sued by shareholder over $44 bln takeover https://t.co/1d4t3vk53S https://t.co/OLrFL8qQtG
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May 6, 2022 9:26 PM
@Funfair_Games @ICE365Global It’s all hype, FWIW.
May 6, 2022 8:59 PM
@RebeccaForBART That explains the 5-car trains at rush hour I’ve been seeing lately!!! Glad to see they are on the way out.
May 6, 2022 8:05 PM
Another COVID quarantine beach day. https://t.co/NJp8jyRLVp
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May 6, 2022 4:39 PM
https://t.co/qQmCKWTRqS https://t.co/ZFW5Cu02iT
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May 6, 2022 4:05 PM
@gctaylor @RifkindD Credit report songs suck.
May 6, 2022 2:20 PM
@jayholler @shantinix @jaysullivan @TwitterBlue More Twitter product debate could/would be handled internally if it was easier to figure ou…
May 6, 2022 2:05 PM
@jayholler @jaysullivan @TwitterBlue Counterpoint: new features should roll out to *all* @Twitter users at the same time and we should stop…
May 6, 2022 4:00 AM
Am considering taking "Ian & Jay Space Out" private at $140. Funding secured. https://t.co/ZfEYVQFXFn
May 6, 2022 3:35 AM
IYKYK https://t.co/umyg27Pj3I
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May 6, 2022 3:27 AM
RT @the_yeti: This is the only traffic enforcement we ever see in SF
May 6, 2022 2:33 AM
@shantinix It’s a shame the semantic web never really took off. :-(
May 6, 2022 2:32 AM
@shantinix FOAF https://t.co/QR2XBmhmHR
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May 5, 2022 6:05 PM
Getting some real "free speech" vibes from this list. https://t.co/07XCcFYqfC
May 5, 2022 5:33 PM
RT @seldo: Twitter is pleased to announce its new investment consortium, the Legion of Super Villains.
May 5, 2022 5:00 PM
Fun walk this AM with the still-quarantined 3yo after dropping the 8yo at school. https://t.co/x5pPdSaWq6
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May 5, 2022 3:13 PM
RT @2020VisionFctry: I’m going to try and make it to @jayholler’s and @igb's upcoming Space tomorrow, it's usually a deep & thought provok…
May 5, 2022 3:03 PM
Like I was saying… https://t.co/NJdoG26xcz
May 5, 2022 2:43 PM
RT @bhorowitz: 1/First some news, we are joining Elon Musk’s bid for Twitter and investing $400MM into the company.
May 5, 2022 4:21 AM
Celebrating #MayThe4th this evening with the 8yo by watching the only #StarWars movie worth watching. https://t.co/QlS5jwbrjG
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May 5, 2022 2:46 AM
@the_yeti Looks like Mt. San Bruno. :-)
May 5, 2022 2:43 AM
@posco @mathcolorstrees Seriously. https://t.co/UYe8L8KFgh
May 5, 2022 1:58 AM
@vicnastea @shatil @brawnoven Great minds! https://t.co/LQJ7pA7AgK
May 5, 2022 1:47 AM
@pulp_seal Well, that’s Don’s problem, isn’t it.
May 5, 2022 1:46 AM
@jennaabarham https://t.co/6TK23NYkwZ
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May 5, 2022 1:13 AM
While I am disappointed that Elon is gonna destroy Twitter, I find solace in knowing that someone is gonna have to explain Flyways to him.
May 5, 2022 1:01 AM
RT @leyawn: don't give a shit if the decision was leaked. if nine untouchable god kings get to decide what the law is i should be able to s…
May 4, 2022 10:27 PM
@mmore77777 ops is hard
May 4, 2022 10:16 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/RUlczfNf86
May 4, 2022 6:53 PM
@heyjoshua @RadhikaBrown IPhone for the first three photos, but busted out the Nikon DSLR for the hawk. https://t.co/tNyTS3pKy2
May 4, 2022 6:43 PM
COVID quarantine walk this AM after dropping the other kid off at school. https://t.co/DGDC4tN4u1
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May 4, 2022 3:21 AM
RT @seldo: The NFT bubble is collapsing: https://t.co/z1Fyb70X42
May 4, 2022 1:07 AM
RT @barneyhurley1: Donald Fagen of Steely Dan performing at the Whisky a Go Go, Hollywood, California, 1973 https://t.co/eM3ooWyZb0
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May 4, 2022 12:48 AM
RT @shanselman: First time in 15 years I just got my twitter account locked via a DCMA copyright takedown. No idea what it was for or how t…
May 4, 2022 12:42 AM
RT @DannyVegito: Dems are in power and trans people are in more danger than ever, roe v wade may be struck down, republicans somehow are mo…
May 3, 2022 8:54 PM
Randos were a mistake. https://t.co/lmtzpTWpTy
May 3, 2022 8:50 PM
@amdev Nice work Amro and team!!!
May 3, 2022 8:25 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: An orange can of Fort Point "Animal" beer lies in green grass under a blue sky.
May 3, 2022 8:13 PM
Took the remaining COVID-quarantined kid on a socially-distant walk through the apocalyptic crime-ridden wasteland of SF this afternoon. ht…
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May 3, 2022 5:55 PM
RT @SFFDPIO: San Francisco Fire is on scene with other Public Safety Agencies at 415 Mission, Sales Force Tower for a reported climber clim…
May 3, 2022 5:35 AM
@Tesla @elonmusk Read the room, buddy.
May 3, 2022 5:30 AM
E pluribus duo
May 3, 2022 2:23 AM
RT @MissBeaE: DC doesn’t waste time when it comes to protests. Activists are outside of the Supreme Court right now. Two protests are alr…
May 3, 2022 2:08 AM
RT @Variety: Dwyane Wade offers advice to dads who have trans children https://t.co/sGvAj2xffw
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May 3, 2022 1:28 AM
RT @lpolgreen: The dissonance on the timeline between Roe news and Met Gala is truly unbearable.
May 3, 2022 1:28 AM
RT @Phil_Lewis_: Meanwhile, at the Supreme Court:
May 3, 2022 12:58 AM
RT @neal_katyal: THREAD My Thoughts on @politico story saying the Court voted to say Roe v. Wade is fully overruled. I’ve quickly scanned…
May 3, 2022 12:55 AM
RT @politico: The Supreme Court has voted to strike down Roe v. Wade, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Sam…
May 2, 2022 11:45 PM
@gctaylor On my way!
May 2, 2022 11:14 PM
RT @mikeindustries: As someone who spent several years helping build Twitter, I have some thoughts on what — if anything at all — Elon Musk…
May 2, 2022 11:14 PM
An outrageously reasonable, well-informed, and nuanced take on Elon & $TWTR. https://t.co/0sEpEaISdk
May 2, 2022 7:42 PM
@knorlen yeah, you are right, it is probably would be worse, but on the off chance that it’s not…
May 2, 2022 7:17 PM
@amdev @googlenews I was excited to see "Articles" in @TwitterBlue and hoped it would allow me to bypass the paywall, but alas…
May 2, 2022 7:14 PM
@amdev Wish $TWTR could do a deal like @googlenews did.
May 2, 2022 7:11 PM
@amdev Search the title Google News and you can click on the article and avoid the paywall.
May 2, 2022 6:53 PM
*screams into the void while flipping a table and face-palming repeatedly* https://t.co/G7gtKyBLbK
May 2, 2022 6:16 PM
RT @TwitterA11y: Bug update: Providing alt text for GIF's added to DM's on the web has been restored.
May 2, 2022 1:45 PM
My latest conspiracy theory: Elon’s shadow crew convinced him to buy $TWTR to avenge @Clubhouse after it was murdered by @TwitterSpaces.
May 2, 2022 1:05 PM
Wordle 317 2/6 Line 1: 1st, 2nd and 4th perfect. Line 2: Won!
May 2, 2022 3:31 AM
RT @cbrewsayso: I just ate a delicious burrito in Dolores park and for a brief moment everything felt okay https://t.co/bTyWotvXDF
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May 2, 2022 12:31 AM
@AlexCartaz @jayholler David Sacks is where my money is.
May 2, 2022 12:30 AM
@arungupta @starbuxman @giltene Happy birthday Gil!
May 2, 2022 12:13 AM
RT @_thetechhustle: We’re Back!!!! #TheTechHustle Podcast will host its 6th episode on May 1, 2022 at 7:30 PM EST Come join @BobbyD_FL,…
May 1, 2022 11:51 PM
RT @MaxMoralesChile: The end of an era on Twitter. join @BobbyD_FL at #TheTechHustle @DHustle10 @_thetechhustle @igb @Chad_R_Stewart @Idr…
May 1, 2022 11:33 PM
Tune in now! https://t.co/BthVQ7O2N3
May 1, 2022 9:42 PM
@ErikaAwakening @pgarg @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown McLaren Park in the Excelsior neighborhood right here in SF!
May 1, 2022 7:52 PM
COVID-19 family hike. Masks on & staying the fuck away from people. Felt good to get out of the house after 5 days inside. https://t.co/GKT…
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May 1, 2022 5:54 PM
@Gotfredsen @elonmusk @pmarca That should scale really well in authoritarian regimes. A totally fine idea if you don’t *actually* support f…
May 1, 2022 4:48 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Pink turns to blue over a highway in California.
May 1, 2022 4:37 PM
@amdev What idiot called it “Computer Science” instead of “Laptop Class”?
May 1, 2022 2:43 PM
Wordle 316 3/6 Line 1: 4th correct but in the wrong place. Line 2: 2nd and 4th perfect, but 1st in the wrong place. Line 3: Won!
May 1, 2022 12:47 PM
@pegobry This is a HoF candidate for one of the dumbest Tweets I’ve ever seen.
May 1, 2022 12:28 PM
What idiot called it "Economy Plus" instead of "Laptop Class"?
May 1, 2022 4:21 AM
@Sharat_Chander Wow. Great shot!
May 1, 2022 3:55 AM
RT @norootcause: Damn, looks like we lost both @palvaro and @johnregehr from this hellsite.
May 1, 2022 3:55 AM
@norootcause @palvaro @johnregehr That sucks.
May 1, 2022 3:25 AM
RT @robertoaloi: WhatsApp’s Erlang implementation of the Raft consensus algorithm is now open source. Congrats to Hui Liu and the team! ht…
May 1, 2022 3:23 AM
@javawithjiva @jayholler @ianisqatsibot Ok, once @ianisqatsibot gets Super Follows™ I’ll add premium content that will provide a link for a…
May 1, 2022 3:20 AM
@elonmusk @pmarca Go on…
May 1, 2022 3:04 AM
"Give power back to the billionaires!" says aggrieved billionaire. https://t.co/dvo4Zr4Gxa
May 1, 2022 2:42 AM
This is the man’s only redeeming feature. https://t.co/EoWMHQXXkO
May 1, 2022 2:15 AM
@ashevat @youfoundryan @TheGerardTaylor @jayholler @brunoborges @TwitterAPI @i_am_daniele @andypiper Uh…is there something else other than …
May 1, 2022 1:38 AM
@javawithjiva @ryanoneill But soon. Unless I get shadowbannned by the elites.
May 1, 2022 1:37 AM
@javawithjiva @ryanoneill Not yet.
May 1, 2022 12:10 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Han and Chewy leap into hyperspace while sitting in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon.