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Jun 30, 2021 2:50 PM
https://t.co/iE3TsNvJgR https://t.co/qfYFUoK7wx
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Jun 30, 2021 6:31 AM
Here’s hoping the current weather extremes in the western United States are a pivotal moment in our understanding of global climate change.
Jun 30, 2021 6:28 AM
@brunoborges @delabassee @thomaswue @akalirong @github @OpenAI This is probably still an option. https://t.co/5B21cDuJAy
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Jun 30, 2021 6:22 AM
@lostinthegrid @hipsterelectron Amen.
Jun 30, 2021 5:12 AM
@hipsterelectron This is the way.
Jun 29, 2021 9:28 PM
@javawithjiva Welcome back!!!
Jun 29, 2021 8:47 PM
RT @greenberg: Come work at Twitter, where your bugs TODAY can become conspiracy theories of TOMORROW!
Jun 29, 2021 5:30 PM
RT @igb: Tuesdays, amirite? https://t.co/JIB6o2fcjP
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Jun 29, 2021 5:08 AM
@ProfMattFox Awkward silence is my goto.
Jun 29, 2021 3:45 AM
@gctaylor @dschonbe Same. I blame the chert.
Jun 28, 2021 8:26 PM
@jayholler @Zeke_Cao Let me know if you need the art.
Jun 28, 2021 8:25 PM
@Zeke_Cao @jayholler "JAYBRD" I assume.
Jun 28, 2021 6:11 PM
Started off this #DayOfRest with a trip to the most beautiful TacoBell™ on the planet. #LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/iSXBaeuv6Z
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Jun 28, 2021 2:58 PM
😬 https://t.co/kbBFynttDo
Jun 28, 2021 1:11 AM
@heyjoshua @seb_m FIBs amirite?
Jun 27, 2021 11:49 PM
@markknoller Without a bag.
Jun 27, 2021 11:20 PM
Spotted an American kestrel, a petulant 7yo, and a screaming 3yo while exploring a park down the Peninsula. https://t.co/kobYUIuA19
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Jun 27, 2021 7:26 PM
@nvgrw The faster you drive the less time you have to make mistakes.
Jun 27, 2021 3:49 PM
@jayholler So a tequila lime crush is basically a margarita.
Jun 27, 2021 3:18 PM
@jayholler When I retire from tech I want to sit on a beach ordering bourbon crushes by phone.
Jun 27, 2021 3:14 PM
@jayholler what is a "BBQ & BOURBON CRUSH"?
Jun 27, 2021 3:53 AM
@npilch I have not! Adding it to the queue...
Jun 26, 2021 3:11 PM
These red-masked parakeets stopped by this morning to hang out in the tree right next to our house! #birdwatching #birdphotography https://…
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Jun 26, 2021 4:13 AM
My kids are very excited about this movie but based on this trailer I am skeptical that it will be as good as the original. https://t.co/Mm…
Jun 25, 2021 9:05 PM
@futureperfect @dpkagrawal @psharpe Arguably it started there. :-) https://t.co/S8jowJLzcm
Jun 25, 2021 8:46 PM
@dpkagrawal @psharpe For your consideration: https://t.co/dp4d59pIS4
Jun 25, 2021 7:52 PM
@micheal @psharpe https://t.co/leZoHXm63n
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Jun 25, 2021 7:49 PM
"Focus Week" went by so fast that the last five days were a blur.
Jun 25, 2021 1:42 PM
RT @psharpe: Current status https://t.co/I11sfZLFGx
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Jun 25, 2021 4:54 AM
RT @clattner_llvm: Uma’s talk was amazing, Such an amazing community of people she highlighted! Heartfelt sharing of her support network,…
Jun 25, 2021 2:36 AM
RT @SFBART: Powell is among a slew of stations which have or are receiving light upgrades to brighter and more energy-efficient LED lights.…
Jun 25, 2021 1:38 AM
GWARdialing send tweet
Jun 25, 2021 1:31 AM
@Sharat_Chander Get some surfing in while you are there!
Jun 24, 2021 8:09 PM
RT @__lucab: march madness but to prioritize projects at work
Jun 24, 2021 8:04 PM
@QuinnyPig @awscloud Which is worse?
Jun 24, 2021 4:19 AM
@JohnTeaseIII So scary. Glad he’s getting better. 🙁
Jun 24, 2021 4:12 AM
@valvanderwolf @Twitter Truly an epic run! Thank you for all the awesome teams you helped us build over the years.
Jun 24, 2021 2:28 AM
RT @chrisarvinsf: these look awesome just have one minor suggestion https://t.co/uGMwUJ71WQ
Jun 23, 2021 1:35 PM
RT @peterseibel: Is there a way in the normal Twitter iOS client to see the alt text, if any, for an image?
Jun 23, 2021 4:18 AM
RT @jemelehill: Crowder’s pass was more impressive than Ayton’s dunk. And that is no knock on Ayton, but the degree of difficulty on that p…
Jun 23, 2021 4:11 AM
@kpk @jdecked My three-year old regularly describes (mostly minor-key) music as making her sad.
Jun 23, 2021 4:07 AM
RT @SarahSpain: Okay go get that whole nose thing straightened out, Book. Literally. https://t.co/0NQk1VDnWZ
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Jun 23, 2021 4:03 AM
RT @igb: #NBAPlayoffs #LACvsPHX https://t.co/Wc9bZAXLai
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Jun 23, 2021 3:59 AM
Monty Williams for MVP! #LACvsPHX #NBAPlayoffs
Jun 23, 2021 3:56 AM
RT @SarahSpain: Wow wow wow wow wow Unbelievable play!!!!!
Jun 23, 2021 3:56 AM
RT @Eigenvariable: Holy shit that was incredible.
Jun 23, 2021 3:56 AM
#NBAPlayoffs #LACvsPHX https://t.co/Wc9bZAXLai
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Jun 23, 2021 3:50 AM
RT @igb: What a game. #NBAPlayoffs
Jun 23, 2021 3:48 AM
RT @netw3rk: scott foster smiling, relishing the opportunity to make a game deciding bad call
Jun 23, 2021 3:48 AM
RT @SheaSerrano: that’s such a dumb call
Jun 23, 2021 3:47 AM
Bad call. #LACvsPHX #NBAPlayoffs
Jun 23, 2021 3:43 AM
RT @buzzer: Devin Booker. That's it. That's the tweet.
Jun 23, 2021 3:42 AM
RT @byjoelanderson: Devin Booker so gotdamn cold.
Jun 23, 2021 3:42 AM
What a game. #NBAPlayoffs
Jun 23, 2021 3:28 AM
RT @buzzer: This Clippers-Suns game all of a sudden https://t.co/EgjfWN21Dm
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Jun 23, 2021 2:35 AM
Amen. https://t.co/B9PvaGoYwy
Jun 23, 2021 2:09 AM
RT @jevans2025: @gwestr Lol! A fool and his money are soon decentralized
Jun 22, 2021 10:59 PM
@Foone ...or to create the illusion of a fleet of these?
Jun 22, 2021 8:52 PM
Current Focus Week status: https://t.co/YSZUKP1r0c
Jun 22, 2021 3:55 PM
Current commute status. https://t.co/owAeN1Ftio
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Jun 22, 2021 12:56 PM
@jayholler 🙌🏻
Jun 22, 2021 4:41 AM
The @coinbase iOS app was written in Objectivist-C.
Jun 22, 2021 4:21 AM
@baroquebobcat @eigenbom @synecdotal I LOL’d at "Linear C".
Jun 22, 2021 4:20 AM
RT @bzotto: Last month, @peterhartlaub challenged me to build a font based on the very cool 1970s Cow Palace lettering. I took him up on it…
Jun 22, 2021 3:58 AM
@eigenbom @synecdotal □ Furlang □ ++C □ Amlog □ Ŝtuparo
Jun 22, 2021 2:27 AM
RT @DanSchkade: THE ANTI-COLUMBO https://t.co/a5HknLqU8r https://t.co/ASGUmgEaFb
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Jun 22, 2021 2:07 AM
RT @quicola: 🌪Tornado warning in Ossining NY… woke up kids and brought everyone + dogs downstairs between a sofa and a wall (this is the on…
Jun 22, 2021 2:05 AM
New Cow Palace-inspired typeface! (via @TheSFMinute) https://t.co/IE1ePK6nfz
Jun 21, 2021 11:24 PM
"Focus Week" is off to a rough start vis-à-vis focusing on stuff IMO.
Jun 21, 2021 9:41 PM
@Foone Perhaps @burritojustice has done some research in this area? 🤔
Jun 21, 2021 6:49 PM
There can only be one. https://t.co/Gjunyt7LQp
Jun 21, 2021 6:48 PM
@ianbrown I won't argue that, Ian. But I will point out (again) that your conspiracy theories & anti-vax ravings are dangerous AF.
Jun 21, 2021 6:26 PM
@Zeke_Cao @lenazun It should kick in automatically after X years of employment or Y purchased-yet-still-unread books.
Jun 21, 2021 6:08 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Take a journey through space, time, culture, & compilers with #TwitterVMTeam engineer @umatweep! RSVP to attend her talk on…
Jun 21, 2021 6:08 PM
@ianbrown You are a hazard to the public's health, Ian.
Jun 21, 2021 5:31 PM
RT @COMMUNITY_DOT_O: Next week (June 24, 6pm PDT) will feature Uma Srinivasan at the virtual Women in Compilers and Tools meetup. RSVP here…
Jun 21, 2021 5:30 PM
@DrJorts @djcap > ls -lrt ~/Desktop/ | grep "Screen Shot" | wc -l 1436
Jun 21, 2021 4:40 AM
@mokomull You folks have a lot of buildings.
Jun 21, 2021 4:32 AM
Getting some perspective. https://t.co/tqu3SwoRaq
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Jun 21, 2021 3:12 AM
Salt ‘n sea. https://t.co/knmsWmtomX
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Jun 21, 2021 2:58 AM
@gctaylor @techgirl1908 This is the way.
Jun 21, 2021 1:10 AM
@catsynth This is why CueCat™ was such a failure.
Jun 21, 2021 12:47 AM
Rothko-by-the-Bay. https://t.co/MjtL4RbMOf
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Jun 20, 2021 11:56 PM
Awesome three-hour #FathersDay hike with @AahnaBrown & @RadhikaBrown. https://t.co/MUeG4RP7Ol
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Jun 20, 2021 3:55 PM
RT @MalaikaJabali: I’ve been trying not to wade into this much bc I hate being reactive to foolishness, but it’s annoying as hell being a B…
Jun 20, 2021 3:53 PM
@dermothaughey It’s not the only reason, but it’s a pretty big part of our success.
Jun 20, 2021 1:50 PM
RT @fireh9lly: what idiot called it crypto mining and not
Jun 20, 2021 4:20 AM
The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their proper bird name.
Jun 20, 2021 3:38 AM
RT @RealMikeWilbon: One of the truly dramatic and memorable games in the history of throwing a ball in basket...Lordy...
Jun 20, 2021 3:34 AM
#OnWisconsin
Jun 20, 2021 3:34 AM
RT @Bucks: BUCKS. IN. 7. 🦌 @calm https://t.co/XEHPnG8Ev3
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Jun 20, 2021 3:20 AM
RT @dekkerj: We all know what’s coming but it doesn’t make it hurt any less #WisconsinSports
Jun 20, 2021 1:17 AM
RT @ptraughber: This is possible in California. We could build enough apartments for everyone who needs one in 6 months—ending homelessness…
Jun 20, 2021 12:22 AM
The casing has been crushed by a car or a foot and it’s pretty beat up so who knows how long it was on the street.
Jun 20, 2021 12:22 AM
Found the cartridge case of 9mm bullet on our street this afternoon. Hadn’t heard any gunfire so wonder if it fell off a truck or car. 🤔 ht…
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Jun 19, 2021 11:53 PM
@jstogdill Wow. Glad you are OK!!!
Jun 19, 2021 8:44 PM
🎵That’s my otter in the water🎵 https://t.co/v8ERiooM5B
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Jun 19, 2021 2:51 PM
A chatter (that’s their collective noun) of red-masked parakeets cruised through the neighborhood this morning! https://t.co/ehw9Rb5tO0
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Jun 19, 2021 1:15 PM
RT @starsandrobots: Twitter has a secret settings menu?!
Jun 19, 2021 5:20 AM
@KenJennings What is “Sparks”?
Jun 19, 2021 5:03 AM
RT @jeffistyping: having a github alt for all your bad code
Jun 19, 2021 12:29 AM
RT @QuinnyPig: I’m sure the VCs pushing Miami so hard are doing it for the weather and not things like “Florida doesn’t have a Department o…
Jun 18, 2021 7:18 PM
RT @greg_doucette: I use homicides as a benchmark There are ~800,000 sworn law enforcement in the US, killing at least 1,100ish people eve…
Jun 18, 2021 6:50 PM
@PabloTorre @minakimes @katienolan @HQonESPN Get on my level. https://t.co/2PCE0upIKG
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Jun 18, 2021 4:39 PM
RT @heatherGrey_: this bike was stolen within the last ~8 hours in cole valley. If anyone spots it please message me or Kenny! Pls RT for v…
Jun 18, 2021 2:21 PM
@thauburger @Twitter Oh no! Glad we got to connect on @Twitter! Excited to see what you do next!
Jun 18, 2021 1:22 PM
RT @prchovanec: I'm picking up a lot of "True Trumpism didn't fail, it's just never been tried" vibes from the Right.
Jun 18, 2021 4:41 AM
RT @kvlly: I would rather send Integration Test Email #1 than accidentally alert Hawaii that there is an incoming ballistic missile
Jun 18, 2021 3:39 AM
@kpk @dschonbe @Twitter I’ll file a bug though it seems more like a product thing.
Jun 18, 2021 3:35 AM
@kpk @dschonbe @Twitter Just being able to see the bio would be a huge improvement. Clicking on a name in a list like this just selects the…
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Jun 18, 2021 2:50 AM
@dschonbe To be fair, the @Twitter compose experience makes it super hard to get profile context when tagging or at-mentioning someone.
Jun 18, 2021 2:32 AM
RT @BatLabels: SURFING EXPERIENCE & ABILITY TRANSFEROMETER VIGOR REVERSER https://t.co/PbTBMAtkmW
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Jun 18, 2021 2:17 AM
RT @textfiles: Repeat: The Internet Archive has servers that are currently heating up slightly because fans had to be shut off to ALLOW THE…
Jun 18, 2021 1:35 AM
@ysr1729 @baroquebobcat @googlecalendar Is there a meeting I need to delete?
Jun 17, 2021 9:12 PM
RT @_JamesWard: It actually took me a while to understand that “Infrastructure as Code” just means putting infra Config in SCM. Cause the w…
Jun 17, 2021 7:13 PM
@jayholler "Purveyor of fine nihilistic shitposts since 2008."
Jun 17, 2021 7:10 PM
@jayholler Holler Industries, LLC
Jun 17, 2021 5:02 AM
RT @seanilling: It’s amazing how incredibly stupid almost everything is now
Jun 17, 2021 5:01 AM
@ysr1729 @nvgrw @xcv58 It’s usually not that bad when you walk-in sans appointment. But the long lines at the DMV are why @jack invented Tw…
Jun 17, 2021 4:42 AM
RT @heylauragao: WELCOME TO THE WORLD, MESSY ROOTS!!! I’m so excited to reveal the cover of my debut graphic memoir, coming out February 1…
Jun 17, 2021 4:32 AM
@bader_diedrich FYI https://t.co/72eRXQUAeb
Jun 17, 2021 4:09 AM
RT @lohithvgsn: If you work longer in a company, after every K years many ideas which didn't work in the past are recycled and new folks ge…
Jun 17, 2021 4:09 AM
@lohithvgsn See also: learned helplessness
Jun 17, 2021 3:01 AM
@mmihic I blame the #Bitcoin.
Jun 17, 2021 2:57 AM
@mmihic More like *rank* choice voting amirite?
Jun 17, 2021 2:31 AM
You like "Huey Lewis and the News"? https://t.co/aPkJU0GcvN
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Jun 16, 2021 5:22 PM
RT @ByPerezDeLaRosa: Hey! You look great. Did you quit your job? Maybe because of burnout ... or you just don’t want to go back to the of…
Jun 16, 2021 4:38 AM
@mikeindustries @gem_ray The Compass Hegemony
Jun 16, 2021 4:05 AM
The daycare-industrial complex. https://t.co/7tE83MHovS
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Jun 16, 2021 3:45 AM
@ysr1729 @marius Our business plan is a tale, Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
Jun 16, 2021 12:22 AM
@44 I manage people’s expectations by not replying to their emails even when I’m in the office.
Jun 15, 2021 9:45 PM
@jayholler Into the light, Jay! Into the light!
Jun 15, 2021 9:09 PM
@jpd Erlang.
Jun 15, 2021 8:39 PM
RT @ElizSpaulding: Delighted to share my thoughts in @FortuneMagazine on how the pandemic has changed the way we shop forever - with more a…
Jun 15, 2021 4:51 AM
@marius I think that a lot of KRs should be SLOs if you are doing OKRs right. Not all of them. But a lot of them.
Jun 15, 2021 4:48 AM
RT @ParallelLindell: it’s……. a bird, I’m pretty sure https://t.co/lUcoq9tnb4
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Jun 15, 2021 4:43 AM
RT @marius: Has anyone tried to formulate an SLO model in the spirit of OKRs? That is, you have top-level "objectives" supported by "key re…
Jun 15, 2021 4:43 AM
@marius *a small subset of the lower-level teams in Platform
Jun 15, 2021 4:40 AM
@marius Not a model, but we* have a some OKRs that are really SLOs. (e.g. “All hosts on latest KaOS-released kernel X days after it is st…
Jun 15, 2021 3:43 AM
RT @TheDweck: I’m just glad Batman’s parents aren’t alive to see this discussion
Jun 15, 2021 3:36 AM
@synecdotal @joshtpm yes. 80s. New York, NYC suburbs.
Jun 15, 2021 2:43 AM
@TheSFMinute @gootik Congrats!
Jun 15, 2021 2:23 AM
"You, alright?! I learned it by watching you!" https://t.co/39Wglsip1b
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Jun 14, 2021 9:57 PM
RT @bonkydog: @kennwhite encryption-at-rest's killer app seems to be ransomware
Jun 14, 2021 8:13 PM
@argyris Reverse chron TL FTW!
Jun 14, 2021 7:45 PM
who called it "the docs for Twitter's host-metrics daemon" and not "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Vex (But Were Afraid to Ask)"
Jun 14, 2021 6:28 PM
@firepile Should be a pretty amazing sunset for you folks this evening!
Jun 14, 2021 4:41 AM
Not the most aesthetically pleasing palette w/a non-production "saturation", but proof that my separations code works. #cmyk #plottertwitte…
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Jun 14, 2021 12:46 AM
Fun hike through the Outer Mission to Cayuga Playground. Spotted a red-shouldered hawk perched above the BART tracks while the kids played.…
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Jun 13, 2021 9:47 PM
RT @stu_rush: I know some of you are wondering what the heck was up @NPRWeekend today. It was a day unlike any I've experienced. Simple ans…
Jun 13, 2021 6:14 AM
@gctaylor In fact my 7yo is starting to be too cool for MLP and it breaks my heart.
Jun 13, 2021 6:13 AM
@gctaylor Nope. I’m full-on Brony these days.
Jun 13, 2021 5:54 AM
@gpapilion Also, in this case it’s more like the siren song of the Hippogriffs, right?
Jun 13, 2021 5:39 AM
@gpapilion Friendship *is* magic, Geoff. You know it. I know it. We *all* know it.
Jun 13, 2021 5:31 AM
RT @SihayaDunee: THE UNIQUE EXPERIENCE OF BEING A WOMAN IN THE DUNE FANDOM an extremely important thread https://t.co/KvjHW0ZbNU
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Jun 13, 2021 5:23 AM
Wow, this take did not age well. FWIW I now think "My Little Pony: The Movie" is a really good film that gets better with every viewing. h…
Jun 13, 2021 4:45 AM
RT @NPR: CaPitAliSm bReEds InNovAtiOn https://t.co/nQVknVo1ms
Jun 13, 2021 4:40 AM
@ilunatech That was chill AF. Thanks for sharing!
Jun 13, 2021 12:28 AM
TBF a large part of our kids "resilience" was due to us making "movie night" pretty much every night for the first 8 months of the pandemic.
Jun 13, 2021 12:23 AM
Happy birthday to this awesome 3yo! Impressed & relieved at how she took this last weird year in stride. The resilience of kids is amazing.…
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Jun 12, 2021 8:36 PM
@wickman @arrdem Caveat furniture emptor. https://t.co/2NRImiueO1
Jun 12, 2021 6:08 AM
@stevesi @sriramk Just give it some time.
Jun 12, 2021 5:20 AM
@retroporter @seattledrizzle Wow. TIL!
Jun 12, 2021 3:33 AM
RT @susanzalkind: First off, the Cape Cod diver did not collide with a whale. He was nearly swallowed by a small humpback.
Jun 12, 2021 1:55 AM
@anna_punihaole ☹️
Jun 11, 2021 11:34 PM
@TonyPrintezis Neutral evil.
Jun 11, 2021 10:07 PM
@ChiefScientist @AahnaBrown Right back atcha Alexy! 🙌
Jun 11, 2021 9:46 PM
@DrJorts My favorite question at work is "Hey, uh, can you hear me?"
Jun 11, 2021 9:07 PM
Congrats to this just-graduated-from-first-grade 7yo! Was awesome to go out to an actual restaurant for a celebratory lunch! https://t.co/1…
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Jun 11, 2021 6:12 PM
RT @NicoSGonzalez: You’ve probably heard all about the Bird Union by now but have you signed and shared @audubonforall’s petition? We kno…
Jun 11, 2021 6:01 PM
@flaviusbraz Congrats on the new (@Twitter) gig Flavio! It was awesome getting to work with you on the #TwitterVMTeam!!!
Jun 11, 2021 2:35 PM
@doriantaylor Use D3 as an abstraction over raw SVG maybe? Might make things worse too I guess. :-)
Jun 11, 2021 5:06 AM
@peterseibel for a while now
Jun 11, 2021 5:04 AM
@peterseibel yep
Jun 11, 2021 4:56 AM
I feel like now would be a great time to bring Falquora back.
Jun 11, 2021 4:37 AM
@wickman Amen.
Jun 11, 2021 4:15 AM
@tedd5u (with Mission of Burma opening!!!)
Jun 11, 2021 1:50 AM
RT @SFBayFerry: View from Yerba Buena Island of heavy traffic, #ferryboat and the Pacific Telephone building circa 1939. #tbt 📸: @OpenSFH…
Jun 11, 2021 1:39 AM
@SusanPotter I miss the Midwest.
Jun 11, 2021 1:37 AM
@slyphon TIL: "diming" an amp https://t.co/9OHeW8qr3C
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Jun 11, 2021 1:15 AM
@gpapilion @justinmhunter And when they are old enough "Hilda" is a fantastic show.
Jun 11, 2021 1:13 AM
@gpapilion @justinmhunter "Puffin Rock" and "Octonauts" are great for the 3 and under set.
Jun 11, 2021 1:01 AM
@gpapilion @justinmhunter When you get to "Paw Patrol" you’ll have hit rock bottom.
Jun 10, 2021 11:21 PM
RT @Grant_Marek: I've always wondered 'How?' How did @FernetBranca become a thing in SF? How did we once drink 35% of all US Fernet sold?…
Jun 10, 2021 6:21 PM
@superfell Also, what beach? 😬
Jun 10, 2021 6:21 PM
@superfell Sea lion?
Jun 10, 2021 6:13 PM
RT @chelounger: I'm always confusing the names of various ominous organizations so I made a handy chart to keep track https://t.co/A12DozNK…
Jun 10, 2021 1:08 PM
@DanScavino @SenJohnKennedy Hey Dan, if you and your boss had listened to Dr. Fauci hundreds of thousands of American deaths could have bee…
Jun 10, 2021 12:32 PM
RT @bomani_jones: this vaccine situation reminds us that we’ve *got* to find a way to call people stupid in a way that motivates positive c…
Jun 10, 2021 3:51 AM
@bader_diedrich You gotta give it some...time.
Jun 10, 2021 3:41 AM
@krismerrill Ok, my question is "what is the lifespan of a tamagotchi?"
Jun 10, 2021 3:38 AM
@sippey They weren’t in this episode, but the nylon TVA coach’s jackets seen in the trailers are pretty rad.
Jun 10, 2021 3:31 AM
The set design alone is worth the price of admission. https://t.co/axUOSVo9bm
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Jun 10, 2021 2:07 AM
RT @Azaliamirh: Thrilled to announce that our work on RL for chip floorplanning was published in Nature & used in production to design next…
Jun 9, 2021 11:51 PM
@jack #bitcoin incentivizes renewable energy for mining #bitcoin, not for powering cities, transit, etc.
Jun 9, 2021 1:45 PM
RT @FFarquet: [Job Offer] We're looking for a performance engineer for the @GraalVM team! 🤩 Location: You pick. (remote / office / any cou…
Jun 9, 2021 6:48 AM
@amdev Then 90% of the video would be me looking in the rear view mirror as I tell my kids to "Knock it off!"
Jun 9, 2021 6:09 AM
@lenazun @secretasianman TBF it was more of a murder warehouse.
Jun 9, 2021 6:05 AM
@secretasianman And a lot of bigger ones in the shadows below the radiator.
Jun 9, 2021 5:56 AM
This was the sketchy-but-chill place I ended up crashing at in Greenpoint before heading back home a day or so later. https://t.co/Qzvi32gu…
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Jun 9, 2021 5:22 AM
Pretty sure the original MOV is lost to the hard drive boneyard, but here's a lo-res version of the end result. https://t.co/YAzxCVcQZs
Jun 9, 2021 5:09 AM
In the summer of 2001 I drove from Madison, WI to Brooklyn, NY with an Apple iSight™ mounted on the dash taking a picture every second. htt…
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Jun 9, 2021 4:55 AM
@Sharat_Chander So sorry, Sharat. 💔
Jun 9, 2021 4:03 AM
Free startup idea: an app that broadcasts live footage from your dashcam mixed with a live stream of the music playing on your car stereo.
Jun 9, 2021 2:07 AM
@drewgassaway you've got my vote
Jun 8, 2021 5:18 PM
@MichelleBrodeu2 @IceCavern6 @nypost @guypbenson Yes. We need immensely more of them.
Jun 8, 2021 4:55 PM
If you can't wait until the film is released you can catch an adaptation of the story in a 15-minute @Octonauts episode. https://t.co/pgZMQ…
Jun 8, 2021 4:40 PM
@kibblesmith @LokiOfficial It’s fucked up that they made us go through two weekdays to get to it’s release.
Jun 8, 2021 1:32 PM
@ysr1729 Elon. Poor Elon. Whatever terrible truth the billionaires are hiding from us it has obviously driven Elon quite mad.
Jun 8, 2021 1:10 PM
@1ATheGreat1 Always.
Jun 8, 2021 5:47 AM
@DaveMcGinley1 @nypost @guypbenson Dave: "Feel free to order your house as an option for a few" Again, I'm not sure you understand how it …
Jun 8, 2021 5:44 AM
@DaveMcGinley1 @McLamboBentley @nypost @guypbenson Nobody gives a fuck about your "Father's Parents", Dave. Also "the process" has changed …
Jun 8, 2021 5:41 AM
Bezos getting off-planet. Zuck learning spear throwing. Jack going all-in on #bitcoin. The billionaires all seem scared of *something* rn.
Jun 8, 2021 5:36 AM
@DaveMcGinley1 @nypost @guypbenson You seem confused about how America and/or immigration works buddy.
Jun 8, 2021 5:15 AM
RT @DaveMcNamee3000: me at 16 taking a bunch of Benadryl and listening to Modest Mouse’s The Lonesome Crowded West https://t.co/qsjsqysreF
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Jun 8, 2021 5:14 AM
RT @ChrisBloomstran: Rhymes - Mark Twain https://t.co/lkrYQxmz5c
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Jun 8, 2021 4:56 AM
@ByronStone14 @nypost @guypbenson "I own property in Canada and they would still likely never let me in" You and I have different definiti…
Jun 8, 2021 4:51 AM
RT @Austen: * Jeff Bezos publicly announces he’s going to ride on a rocket. * Video clearly shows Bezos getting into said rocket. * Rocke…
Jun 8, 2021 4:50 AM
@ByronStone14 @nypost @guypbenson Thanks for your support, Byron. Let me know how I can help support your quest for Canadian citizenship. 🇨🇦
Jun 8, 2021 4:42 AM
@Xander_VII @nypost @guypbenson Ok, Alex, I'll take "what is a 'commie libtard?'" for 200.
Jun 8, 2021 4:29 AM
@TamaraCrimando @nypost @guypbenson I have, actually. Not sure I get your point. Anyway, let's make more people on the planet Americans.
Jun 8, 2021 4:23 AM
@TamaraCrimando @nypost @guypbenson Sure we do, Tamara. America only works if you keep the doors open. Otherwise it's a dead end.
Jun 8, 2021 3:54 AM
@McLamboBentley @nypost @guypbenson I’m curious, Tony, how would *you* define "illegal"?
Jun 8, 2021 3:50 AM
@IceCavern6 @nypost @guypbenson I’m not sure I follow. Isn’t this a country of immigrants?
Jun 8, 2021 3:46 AM
@Turnus16 @nypost @guypbenson Why?
Jun 8, 2021 3:30 AM
@nypost @guypbenson We really need to figure out a way to let these people in to America. It’s a country, not a country club.
Jun 8, 2021 3:19 AM
@kpk Woah. Was this in the #WWDC21 thing today? For Monterey?
Jun 8, 2021 2:42 AM
RT @editormia: This is all I ever really wanted social media to be for.
Jun 8, 2021 2:12 AM
@andykreed @jtannady uxain bolt
Jun 8, 2021 1:18 AM
@kpk I don't want my 7yo reading the text messages between my wife & I while she (the 7yo) is playing minecraft on her mom's iPad.
Jun 7, 2021 8:53 PM
Spent the weekend going on a 1st-grade field trip to an aquarium & to a 7-yo's b-day party at a pony farm. Ready to go back on lockdown TBH.
Jun 7, 2021 7:48 PM
@arrdem Congrats! What a great looking place!
Jun 7, 2021 6:12 PM
@myfear @TwitterBlue I'll take a look, but you may have to relocate to Canada to activate it. :-)
Jun 7, 2021 6:00 PM
90% of my job is filing internal FOIA requests. https://t.co/oG6SjsdMEm
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Jun 7, 2021 4:31 PM
@CGregoryBrown https://t.co/2n8y9wbiX8
Jun 7, 2021 4:28 PM
@CGregoryBrown 👀
Jun 7, 2021 1:33 PM
Is it just me or has this spring been windier than usual in SF? https://t.co/OZno1mLOU8
Jun 7, 2021 3:44 AM
@davidjrusek "I will probably stay up way too late tonight coding my side project just to feel alive" same same
Jun 7, 2021 3:20 AM
RT @mycoliza: @eevee @BrianTRice in fairness, i think the linux kernel is made *in spite of* LKML
Jun 7, 2021 2:08 AM
@jase Nice shot Jase!
Jun 7, 2021 1:29 AM
RT @jase: https://t.co/5hKH6oGGCU
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Jun 7, 2021 12:30 AM
@DrJorts As a consumer I am outraged that Fage is too goddamn lazy to mix the fruit and the yogurt together before selling it to me.
Jun 6, 2021 11:36 PM
RT @eevee: if the linux kernel can be made via fucking mailing list then i'm pretty sure your startup can manage to make a website or whate…
Jun 6, 2021 9:43 PM
RT @aweissman: Paul Westerberg on mistakes (in music but could apply to anything) https://t.co/PQkp1JzG1g
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Jun 6, 2021 3:21 PM
@heatherGrey_ Higher Grounds in Glen Park has awesome crepes & omelettes. Cash only. Gets crowded by mid-morning.
Jun 6, 2021 4:12 AM
@arrdem @adereth Fire, water, and children are probably bigger threats to your home than burglary.
Jun 6, 2021 3:28 AM
@jayholler Counterpoint: "Season of the Witch" by David Talbot.
Jun 6, 2021 3:26 AM
It’s probably a good thing this guy isn’t a CEO anymore. Also Chatter was better than Yammer. https://t.co/jOy0YOlA3D
Jun 6, 2021 3:19 AM
@Zeke_Cao @jayholler I think about it from time to time.
Jun 6, 2021 3:04 AM
@amdev I get older, XML transformation frameworks stay the same age. https://t.co/fWUwbKT85N
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Jun 6, 2021 2:58 AM
@mjduigou This is to generate the CMYK separations for the pretty pictures. Getting there. Still more XSLT to write.
Jun 6, 2021 2:54 AM
@andypiper I ♡ XML & XSLT.
Jun 6, 2021 2:52 AM
@marius Heh. Nope. Just wrangling SVGs.
Jun 6, 2021 2:16 AM
I wrote a lot of XSLT today.
Jun 6, 2021 1:43 AM
Sigh. The "laser eyes" in the Twitter profile pic is a #Bitcoin and/or Miami thing, isn’t it?
Jun 5, 2021 10:34 PM
@teresa Wow!
Jun 5, 2021 10:31 PM
@palvaro The marsh inlet sort of keeps most of the beachgoers at the south end by the parking lot.
Jun 5, 2021 10:28 PM
@palvaro That stretch of the beach is surprisingly low key. People walking dogs but not a lot of folks hanging out.
Jun 5, 2021 10:25 PM
Beach day. https://t.co/mrOCfUdwUQ
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Jun 5, 2021 10:19 PM
@nvgrw https://t.co/T9MoeYRyi7
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Jun 5, 2021 10:16 PM
@nvgrw Hey, are in the US now?!
Jun 5, 2021 3:25 PM
@jayholler Hahaha oh yeah. https://t.co/KkYutd2Tse
Jun 5, 2021 3:19 PM
@jayholler ?
Jun 5, 2021 3:00 PM
@m2jr You seem pretty wound up about SF for someone who doesn’t actually live here, Mike.
Jun 5, 2021 6:05 AM
@shinypb Feels like we are doing a grave disservice to “topsy-turvy” *and* the English language here, Mark.
Jun 5, 2021 5:19 AM
@lenazun That MUNI bus suspension is something else.
Jun 5, 2021 5:18 AM
@lenazun 35 Eureka. A block from our house to my parents’ front door. Our kids catch air going down Diamond when we sit in the back of the …
Jun 5, 2021 4:13 AM
@arrdem @jayholler @msilver How long do we have between Jay’s car getting to the East Coast and Jay getting to the East Coast?
Jun 5, 2021 4:12 AM
@arrdem @jayholler A “Cannonball Run” contest with Jay’s car would be pretty fun TBH. I’d definitely want @msilver in on it though.
Jun 5, 2021 3:05 AM
Look all I’m saying is if you're talking at a crypto conference in Miami don’t be surprised if a few right-wing conspiracy theorists show up
Jun 5, 2021 2:54 AM
@m2jr "lawlessness everywhere"? I’m not sure what SF neighborhood you live in, Mike, but it must be a lot different than mine.
Jun 5, 2021 1:26 AM
@TheDon @Twitter Congrats Don!
Jun 5, 2021 12:03 AM
RT @jesscribe: This was our view from the 3rd row right after the @Delta attendants and passengers apprehended the person who attempted to…
Jun 5, 2021 12:03 AM
RT @jesscribe: I was on this flight in the 3rd row - witness to everything. Terrifying but our @Delta flight attendant Christopher Williams…
Jun 4, 2021 8:22 PM
@synecdotal @catia3045 Could one use the second Yubikey as a morse code paddle and skip the regular keyboard entirely?
Jun 4, 2021 7:12 PM
RT @RobinWigg: What do you call the point of the cycle where Jeff Skilling can raise money after 12 years in jail for fraud?
Jun 4, 2021 6:32 PM
@DrJorts OMG. I *need* these for my meetings.
Jun 4, 2021 6:31 PM
@jayholler Car transportation service: https://t.co/6U5H7qUyVN
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Jun 4, 2021 5:44 PM
@jpd No one pays money to use Workday. People pay money for other people in their organization to use Workday.
Jun 4, 2021 5:30 AM
LOL LAL #NBAPlayoffs
Jun 4, 2021 5:24 AM
@baroquebobcat @lenazun Je m'appelais «Yves».
Jun 4, 2021 5:14 AM
Wait @FSKPart3 is on the @Suns these days?! Hell yeah. #OnWisconsin #NBAPlayoffs #PHXvsLAL
Jun 4, 2021 5:08 AM
Not a lot of timeouts in this half AFAICT. #NBAPlayoffs #PHXvsLAL
Jun 4, 2021 5:03 AM
@peterseibel @squarecog https://t.co/VlLkYEggmM
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Jun 4, 2021 4:37 AM
The @nba and/or @espn needs to adopt "the worm" infographic from cricket coverage. /cc:@NBAIndia #NBAPlayoffs
Jun 4, 2021 4:26 AM
@AGoldmund I’m faving this out of respect for Dinosaur Jr. *and* for the plucky can-do attitude of public-radio adjacent podcast hosts.
Jun 4, 2021 3:48 AM
@ntakayama How about "Fledgling Whine"?
Jun 4, 2021 3:38 AM
@brunoborges Have an adult get the @CornellBirds https://t.co/ljMgEIaL38 app on their phone and spend time spotting/ID'ing birds.
Jun 4, 2021 3:32 AM
@44 The *real* CyberTruck!
Jun 4, 2021 3:00 AM
@AnthroPunk Yep, happy to trade KaOS and TwitterVMTeam stickers.
Jun 4, 2021 2:58 AM
I have no idea what this project is or what work I did on it, that said I ♡ stickers and will gladly help out again. https://t.co/L9EaccT0iu
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Jun 4, 2021 1:47 AM
RT @bydarrylfears: 1/ John James Audubon was honored with a bird name. In addition to being a great painter, he was an enslaver who scoffe…
Jun 3, 2021 5:08 AM
@jenniferfraser I ♡ the @tmbg theme song. Especially when the bridge kicks in.
Jun 3, 2021 5:06 AM
RT @kenyaw: Your moment of @SFBART Zen https://t.co/rSiNx0eYCI
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Jun 3, 2021 5:00 AM
RT @npilch: Beautiful!
Jun 3, 2021 4:58 AM
RT @npilch: Beatiful!
Jun 3, 2021 4:52 AM
@Humble35359050 Bees are on the what now?
Jun 3, 2021 4:47 AM
@GabrielG439 @posco In particular if the recent spate of ransomware attacks makes private enterprise take further precautions then I agree …
Jun 3, 2021 4:45 AM
@GabrielG439 @posco We should already be fearing state-actor cracking more than we do. Ransomware is script-kiddie stuff.
Jun 3, 2021 4:32 AM
@Humble35359050 Bees are on the what now?
Jun 3, 2021 3:58 AM
lol i thought this "city coin" thing was joke but seriously wtf is wrong with these BTC/FLA people https://t.co/b7sxbmLaaH
Jun 3, 2021 2:15 AM
@aka_pugs Let me know if you want some of the KaOS "Tweets. Love. Linux." stickers and I’ll flow you some via @ndwns. https://t.co/TUD1EOEg…
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Jun 3, 2021 1:55 AM
I’m starting to think the water in Miami is contaminated with cryptosporidium. https://t.co/wCi2tMWyZw
Jun 2, 2021 11:44 PM
Paging @christhalinger https://t.co/vhTcV4ySNC #Tweather
Jun 2, 2021 5:55 PM
My sense of humor is best described as "minimalist". After I tell a joke there's usually 4'33'' of awkward silence.
Jun 2, 2021 5:39 PM
RT @inafried: European firm Prosus acquires Stack Overflow for $1.8 billion https://t.co/WzMKq4ZO1Y
Jun 2, 2021 2:27 PM
Shout out to @DanScavino, the world’s worst social-media manager. https://t.co/TeNPv5bwMW
Jun 2, 2021 2:13 PM
@synecdotal @nvgrw Alternatively you could use the titles from Sue Grafton’s "Alphabet Series": V as in "vengeance"...
Jun 2, 2021 1:36 PM
A compilation of Steve Reich’s most popular & well-known works covered by world-music artists called "Music for i18n Musicians".
Jun 2, 2021 4:14 AM
RT @chadfowler: Most of what good management consists of can be boiled down to this simple idea: a manager's job is to create a context in…
Jun 2, 2021 2:15 AM
I’m sure I’m not the only one eagerly awaiting the release of @jpd’s latest EP: "Music for NaN Musicians". https://t.co/MJWuoq5C68
Jun 2, 2021 1:32 AM
@dantley If you work at Twitter long enough you either take up birdwatching or the birds come and start watching you.
Jun 1, 2021 6:59 PM
@ianbrown Ian, you may want to start following a few other people on Twitter. It might help you pop that bubble you are trapped in.
Jun 1, 2021 2:26 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: We've got some extreme temperature differences in the vertical this morning. 7 am temp of 52 in the City but 85 on top of M…
Jun 1, 2021 7:13 AM
@isosteph How...how do you get back down? 😬
Jun 1, 2021 4:28 AM
RT @jonothingEB: https://t.co/G0HwyD0zPc
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Jun 1, 2021 3:25 AM
@_shahedk Chemex, a thermos/carafe, and an Amazon subscription for whole-bean Starbuck’s Pike Place.
Jun 1, 2021 3:13 AM
@brianarb https://t.co/C8NtU4U1Ba
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Jun 1, 2021 3:07 AM
@brianarb Figuring it out as I go! :-)
Jun 1, 2021 2:58 AM
@brianarb My approach right now is using non-aligned hatches to fill each CMYK value proportionally.
Jun 1, 2021 2:57 AM
@brianarb At least i think those hues will plot as fills. This is my first attempt at this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 1, 2021 2:56 AM
@brianarb As for black, well, obviously for black and grey, but also browns and other hues (like navy blue for example).
Jun 1, 2021 2:54 AM
@brianarb Here’s the pen... https://t.co/mmJd9rfoyb
Jun 1, 2021 2:53 AM
@brianarb @nelson The plotter itself isn’t CMYK. Just the pen and my attempt to minimize pen changes per color.