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Nov 30, 2020 11:59 PM
I'm on quite a streak. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/JyFbQh7bzy
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Nov 30, 2020 11:39 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/wa29YH3Ahp
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Nov 30, 2020 11:38 PM
RT @Yamiche: The quiet part out loud. https://t.co/TU1M9ZFgA6
Nov 30, 2020 9:56 PM
RT @CompSciFact: 'The hardest problem in computer science is not being an opinionated jerk about everything.' -- @ntakayama
Nov 30, 2020 9:50 PM
@steveklabnik b-Locke-d and reported
Nov 30, 2020 9:20 PM
RT @IntelBusiness: So many tweets. So little lag. The Intel Ethernet 800 Series with ADQ technology will help @Twitter improve performance…
Nov 30, 2020 9:02 PM
@secretasianman This set consists of two separate artifacts and is known as "Russell’s Pair of Docs".
Nov 30, 2020 9:00 PM
@secretasianman Microsoft Frege™
Nov 30, 2020 8:34 PM
More like a "Gödel Doc" amirite?
Nov 30, 2020 8:34 PM
An unusually frequent action in my current job is the copying and pasting of a Google Doc's URL into the body of that Google Doc itself.
Nov 30, 2020 7:54 PM
@l4stewar Contrarianism is a hell of a drug.
Nov 30, 2020 6:55 PM
@l4stewar He lives (lived?) near us in GP. https://t.co/noz35CBtKY
Nov 30, 2020 6:54 PM
@nicktornow @TwitterEng @bnoire Welcome to the flock Brian!
Nov 30, 2020 5:33 PM
@christhalinger Been getting out a bunch lately. Mostly on weekday mornings before work.
Nov 30, 2020 3:47 PM
RT @dpatil: Cyber monday
Nov 30, 2020 2:56 PM
RT @OmnibusOOC: Cut to a bunch of QAnon preppers that are intentionally spitting in one another’s noses to prove that we’re all cucks.
Nov 30, 2020 4:47 AM
@Tweetor46653439 @Notblind2thetru @DanScavino @Gr8FallsPark @realDonaldTrump One of us has a legit "business" job and golfs. The other is a…
Nov 30, 2020 4:20 AM
@Notblind2thetru @DanScavino @Gr8FallsPark @realDonaldTrump has golfed 292 times since becoming President. That’s 20% of his time in the O…
Nov 30, 2020 1:05 AM
@christhalinger Right back at ya, Chris. Glad our paths crossed & I have much gratitude for all the things you’ve made happen over the last…
Nov 30, 2020 12:24 AM
RT @JenniferJJacobs: Biden has hairline fractures in his foot bones and “will likely require a walking boot for several weeks,” his doctor…
Nov 30, 2020 12:24 AM
RT @JenniferJJacobs: Biden’s heading to doctor’s office after hurting his ankle playing with his dog Major, his aides say. The POTUS-elect…
Nov 30, 2020 12:20 AM
@AmandaGoer @Notblind2thetru @DanScavino @Gr8FallsPark Not sure I follow, Amanda.
Nov 30, 2020 12:06 AM
@Perixan7 2-year olds definitely give off strong Jawa vibes.
Nov 29, 2020 11:54 PM
@Notblind2thetru @DanScavino @Gr8FallsPark I mean, he *keeps* going golfing. Like at the worst possible times. And on our dime. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 29, 2020 11:43 PM
@FreckleberryRok @ianbrown Obey the speed limit. Wear your seatbelt. Don't drink & drive. Wear a fucking mask.
Nov 29, 2020 11:41 PM
@DanScavino @Gr8FallsPark Is this on the way to golfing or on the way back from golfing, Dan?
Nov 29, 2020 11:25 PM
@paulmather007 @archillect Hahah...totally!
Nov 29, 2020 10:39 PM
@Rich_xx7 @ianbrown Wear a mask, Rich.
Nov 29, 2020 8:28 PM
@TonyPrintezis @jayholler You would think so, but... https://t.co/dAV7R5h7e8
Nov 29, 2020 8:27 PM
@Buster_Guff @ianbrown Wait...why wouldn’t you wear a mask to protect your grandma?
Nov 29, 2020 6:07 PM
Beach day. https://t.co/8kwUKefFCM
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Nov 29, 2020 2:24 PM
@ianbrown Break it down for me, Ian. Who’s being oppressed and who’s doing the oppressing?
Nov 29, 2020 2:05 PM
RT @EricTrillman_: The way the NFL is handling this covid shit makes me think they didn’t even cancel the rest of that game that Bane bombe…
Nov 29, 2020 1:40 PM
RT @ejc3: @0xdabbad00 OS limits are rarely set in a considered way, and are far more likely to harm versus help. https://t.co/QsTHAzkpQP
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Nov 29, 2020 1:30 PM
@jayholler 😭
Nov 29, 2020 11:06 AM
RT @propublica: The Trump administration is rushing to implement dozens of policy changes in its final days. We’re following some of the mo…
Nov 29, 2020 3:56 AM
This is a pretty wild ride. https://t.co/gTDO1SoCxp
Nov 29, 2020 3:30 AM
RT @TheAthletic: DEVELOPING – All four Broncos QBs will miss Sunday's game against the Saints after starter Drew Lock and backups Brett Ryp…
Nov 29, 2020 3:06 AM
RT @JordanDajani: Sarah Fuller kicks off the second half for Vanderbilt. https://t.co/FvTc7HdVWm
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Nov 29, 2020 2:26 AM
It’s was pretty fun taking @AahnaBrown and @RadhikaBrown to their first, uh, concert. https://t.co/u4DEyh9NNh
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Nov 29, 2020 2:20 AM
Bootlegging... https://t.co/4fPdYuu575
Nov 29, 2020 1:30 AM
1) Live music is better when u r watching it on a screen at home. 2) @jmascis is the greatest guitar player of all time. Change my mind. …
Nov 29, 2020 1:09 AM
Currently enjoying a live concert from the comfort of my home office. https://t.co/cP5BUY8MPl
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Nov 29, 2020 12:14 AM
@DanScavino Your part in these attacks on democracy and our country are going to haunt your legacy, Dan.
Nov 28, 2020 11:38 PM
@MasonJLegere They are almost always some form of forgetting that you've overridden an entry in /etc/hosts
Nov 28, 2020 10:45 PM
RT @sanmateoco: BREAKING: #SanMateoCounty to Purple Tier, state's most restrictive #COVID19 rules. New stay-at-home order—prohibiting resid…
Nov 28, 2020 9:41 PM
RT @chrisarvinsf: new SF transit updates from sfmta: – 27, 33, 55 lines return in january – 15 line returns from the grave in jan as expres…
Nov 28, 2020 6:48 PM
@Sharat_Chander @christhalinger @Java_Champions Happy birthday, Chris!
Nov 28, 2020 6:38 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A screenshot of the iOS activity tracker "Screentime" that shows 4.5 hours of phone use today, 2 hours of which is Twitt…
Nov 28, 2020 5:34 AM
RT @btaylor: Tragic and devastating: Zappos founder Tony Hsieh has died at the age 46 https://t.co/Kp0bEo1dVz
Nov 28, 2020 4:55 AM
https://t.co/BC1SS50QHh https://t.co/bZa9t6nkKV
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Nov 28, 2020 4:32 AM
A much-needed brain floss of a hike this afternoon with the family and some friends. California FTW. https://t.co/IPPuhqllSJ
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Nov 28, 2020 4:01 AM
@slyphon @episod Glass’s "Molly Is A Dreamer" is a better entry point into his music IMO. https://t.co/AXnror703G
Nov 28, 2020 3:14 AM
@mjduigou 😭
Nov 28, 2020 3:03 AM
@Sharat_Chander Turkey vulture.
Nov 28, 2020 3:01 AM
@howardpelling @jefposk Thanks Howard!
Nov 28, 2020 2:49 AM
Spotted this handsome devil on the side of the road this morning. Had to pull over and take a few pics. https://t.co/Yfml0IA4kU
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Nov 27, 2020 4:31 PM
RT @NBCNews: Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko says he will step down after a new Constitution is adopted, state media reports. htt…
Nov 27, 2020 3:34 AM
@DanScavino @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump @LaraLeaTrump @TiffanyATrump @IvankaTrump @jaredkushner @kimguilfoyle That’s *our* money that you an…
Nov 27, 2020 3:29 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: An Anna’s hummingbird perches with its back to the camera on a branch in front of a blue sky.
Nov 27, 2020 3:26 AM
Anyway, #HappyThanksgiving to all of you out there and a big #OneTeam to my teammates.
Nov 27, 2020 3:26 AM
I am in awe of the talent, innovation, and creativity of these engineers. We^H^H They have built some amazing things.
Nov 27, 2020 3:26 AM
At 2020’s end, however, I am especially #thankful for having spent the last 5 years working with the #TwitterVMTeam, #KaOS, & #Kite folks.
Nov 27, 2020 3:26 AM
Incredibly grateful for all of my friends and family in these difficult times. This year has been a test for us all.
Nov 26, 2020 8:54 PM
@arrdem That’s an awful lot of craisins, Reid.
Nov 26, 2020 6:41 PM
@msilver @jayholler @annaholler In the next Twitter client the cursor only moves forward and you can’t discard or delete until or even afte…
Nov 26, 2020 6:25 PM
@micheal Everyone eventually fails over to Twitter.
Nov 26, 2020 4:18 PM
I’m going to have to figure out if/how I can recover the Twitter account without the phone number.
Nov 26, 2020 4:18 PM
The bot was placed in a limited functionality mode due to "suspicious behavior".
Nov 26, 2020 4:18 PM
Sigh. I lost the burner phone account associated with one of my Twitter bots. https://t.co/vax8pjYKfn
Nov 26, 2020 3:48 PM
Delete your account of these events. https://t.co/SkMdrTTBGN
Nov 26, 2020 3:27 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Ryan Gosling laughs in a supermarket or a garden or something.
Nov 26, 2020 5:53 AM
As a nation we are too dumb to survive. https://t.co/FaEjRtLQEy
Nov 26, 2020 4:46 AM
@synecdotal This is all I got: https://t.co/Bg58nMdAWf
Nov 26, 2020 3:48 AM
What’s the plan, Dan? Go so far onto the wrong side of history that you integer underflow and wrap around to the right side or something? h…
Nov 26, 2020 3:19 AM
@lostinthegrid Not on iPad iOS either. Just iPhone for me.
Nov 26, 2020 3:18 AM
@lostinthegrid I know. It’s wonderful.
Nov 26, 2020 3:17 AM
I’m starting to lose patience with the Fleets bar at the top of my TL. #simplify
Nov 26, 2020 2:51 AM
RT @karenmcgrane: I feel like we are missing the real bonkers part which is Microsoft Word https://t.co/NVbPclln80
Nov 26, 2020 2:50 AM
Trump & Co.’s current record in court challenges around state election results: https://t.co/3nEyyaWga5
Nov 26, 2020 2:29 AM
RT @KanakManiDixit: Green Imperial Pigeon recorded in Nepal for first time. Devendra Kumar Kharel, wildlife photographer from Jhapa, took p…
Nov 26, 2020 12:20 AM
Chatter was way more fun back in the day than Slack is now and just as useless.
Nov 25, 2020 9:22 PM
@realDonaldTrump @GenFlynn But why tho?
Nov 25, 2020 8:47 PM
@jayholler Fair enough.
Nov 25, 2020 8:47 PM
@jayholler I don't want to sit with my team(s).
Nov 25, 2020 8:44 PM
@jayholler Do I have my own office?
Nov 25, 2020 8:08 PM
@jayholler @arrdem @lenazun You say that now...
Nov 25, 2020 8:07 PM
@lenazun @jayholler @arrdem We never, to my knowledge, have ever discussed this phenomenon internally.
Nov 25, 2020 8:03 PM
@lenazun @jayholler @arrdem People *love* taking polls. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/muSgfwZsK0
Nov 25, 2020 8:02 PM
@jayholler @arrdem @lenazun Warning: I sometimes promote Twitter polls (both for trolling and legitimate purposes). The engagement is crazy.
Nov 25, 2020 7:00 PM
RT @kdspaul: Awaiting Chatter 2.0 https://t.co/oEfFTsXzbu
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Nov 25, 2020 6:59 PM
RT @ftrain: Apparently Salesforce may buy Slack. The amount of brand-name tech infrastructure stuff Salesforce already owns is bananacakes.…
Nov 25, 2020 4:33 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/a6zkMf0hBU
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Nov 25, 2020 3:56 PM
RT @jdawsey1: Gettysburg trip cancelled, per pool report from @matthewchoi2018.
Nov 25, 2020 1:54 PM
@DanScavino Later, asshole.
Nov 25, 2020 4:53 AM
@americanmegalo Yeah, it’s pretty bad. :-(
Nov 25, 2020 4:53 AM
@kvox Hey! Glen Park!!! 👋
Nov 25, 2020 4:51 AM
All this time...all this time we’ve been waging war on Christmas when we should have been fighting against Thanksgiving. https://t.co/a1EuA…
Nov 25, 2020 4:34 AM
RT @maggieNYT: Confirmed to me by two people briefed on the plans. Some aides had tried talking him out of this.
Nov 25, 2020 3:40 AM
RT @pgarg: A fun gig to help personalize retail at scale. Great manager and a great team! Come join us.
Nov 25, 2020 3:16 AM
RT @hknightsf: Did you know there’s a labyrinth at the northwest corner of San Francisco and a giant golden sundial in the southeast? If yo…
Nov 25, 2020 3:12 AM
@KenJennings @johnroderick I’m super curious if Ken’s new (temp?) gig drives up the @omnibusproject audience size. Let us know!
Nov 25, 2020 2:31 AM
RT @jeamland: https://t.co/QXge0aZZ4E
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Nov 24, 2020 10:19 PM
Is it against Twitter rules to advocate for someone to steal all of @stevenmnuchin1's money leaving him penniless and destitute? https://t.…
Nov 24, 2020 8:40 PM
RT @graalcgo: The 2021 Graal Workshop at CGO #graalcgo2021 call for participation: https://t.co/skhUsm6LMQ organized by #TwitterVMTeam, @Tw…
Nov 24, 2020 8:36 PM
RT @liatrisbian: Let’s take a look at some important aspects of accessible data visualizations, based on what popular news sources did righ…
Nov 24, 2020 6:59 PM
@jpd This is the way. https://t.co/UxTYP6KYIT
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Nov 24, 2020 6:49 PM
@gdickinson Oh no. On so many levels that is tough. Hoping everyone stays well. 😬
Nov 24, 2020 3:11 PM
@mjduigou @headius HBD Charles!
Nov 24, 2020 3:01 PM
RT @pgarg: I really enjoyed talking to @C_Heckart about engineering large scale migrations.
Nov 24, 2020 2:03 PM
...in town! https://t.co/8VjRJYE0S3
Nov 24, 2020 2:03 PM
...are back... https://t.co/R8aBxE5Icw
Nov 24, 2020 2:03 PM
The bots... https://t.co/aN2ZnEZNXJ
Nov 24, 2020 5:14 AM
RT @KenJennings: There will only ever be one Alex Trebek, but I'm honored to be helping Jeopardy! out with this in January.
Nov 24, 2020 4:58 AM
@DrJorts https://t.co/pt0WYWMtFp
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Nov 24, 2020 4:44 AM
RT @cmort: Awesome @pgarg https://t.co/JutdCTBBGF
Nov 24, 2020 4:33 AM
RT @C_Heckart: @stitchfix @pgarg tells a replatforming story for @CIOMagRus @IDGWorld #devops #sre @scalyr https://t.co/92ASaEZQOl via @CIO…
Nov 24, 2020 4:09 AM
@FitzTheReporter @sfmta_muni I mean, sure, I hear you. But goddamn THE 280 is one of the most beautiful highways ever.
Nov 24, 2020 4:00 AM
@arrdem This is the content we want. The content we need. The content we deserve.
Nov 24, 2020 3:58 AM
@arrdem Wow. Never seen one in use. I mean, every time I drive past one I think about scenarios, but...wow.
Nov 24, 2020 3:41 AM
@dataandpolitics If only.
Nov 24, 2020 3:38 AM
Current status: https://t.co/ZIOoRhGrif
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Nov 24, 2020 3:22 AM
RT @MinaMarkham: dot gov I repeat 🗣 DOT GOV
Nov 24, 2020 3:21 AM
RT @KBeds: Dot - and I cannot stress this enough - gov
Nov 24, 2020 3:01 AM
RT @ejmaroun: Biden’s won in Michigan so many times he’s legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
Nov 23, 2020 11:33 PM
A bit cold at the beach today but what else are you gonna do when the kids are on vacation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/pLrvaOtg5w
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Nov 23, 2020 6:46 PM
RT @WPR: Conservative advocacy group @WILawLiberty is asking the Wisconsin Supreme Court to block Dane County's public health order banning…
Nov 23, 2020 5:58 PM
@kdspaul @wongmjane - incredible parks everywhere - the ocean is right there - the hills...THE HILLS!
Nov 23, 2020 5:36 PM
RT @giltene: Azul Zulu Builds of OpenJDK Enable Java Developers to Use Apple's New Arm-based Macs as Developer Workstations with the most P…
Nov 23, 2020 4:01 PM
RT @jvreeland26: Someone is going to start their grill in one of these
Nov 23, 2020 4:00 PM
@jvreeland26 I’m crying.
Nov 23, 2020 1:58 PM
@gotproshop This is not OK.
Nov 23, 2020 6:59 AM
@towns Only by attempting to view a Tweet or profile. If we had an API or list it would only create more harassment.
Nov 23, 2020 6:42 AM
@tedd5u @burritojustice 1950s and 1960s so probably the the local telephone number. Think this was the "2L-5N" era of telephone exchanges.
Nov 23, 2020 6:29 AM
@shatil I still subscribe to his newsletter so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 23, 2020 6:28 AM
@shatil Yeah, that one was weird. Probably my contra-contrarian stance or some witty Tweet did it.
Nov 23, 2020 6:24 AM
So far I’ve been blocked by: Benedict Evans, Nassim Nicholas Taleb, Seb Gorka, a bazillion #MAGA bots... ...and Matt Leinart?
Nov 23, 2020 6:17 AM
@Sharat_Chander @MattLeinartQB I’m almost insulted that such a mediocre player would have the temerity to block *me* on this hellsite.
Nov 23, 2020 6:09 AM
Look, I’ve been blocked before, but it’s usually pretty clear as to why. This one, though, is a puzzle. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/hTUXwM2P3v
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Nov 23, 2020 5:29 AM
@spaceriker @pgarg was wearing this shirt this evening https://t.co/obf8vo5mdH
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Nov 23, 2020 4:50 AM
RT @CoriBush: 80% of Texas county jail inmates who have died from COVID-19 were in pre-trial detention and had not been convicted of any cr…
Nov 23, 2020 4:33 AM
@feliciafm https://t.co/LePIMDKbQg
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Nov 23, 2020 4:32 AM
RT @delia_cai: another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the…
Nov 23, 2020 3:51 AM
Spotted snowy plovers at the tail end of our hikes today. https://t.co/Qi8JPWP94B
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Nov 23, 2020 2:55 AM
RT @SurfersJournal: Electrician Mick Corbett takes the low road while James Hicks (the fella who owns that yellow board) opts out of paddli…
Nov 22, 2020 8:41 PM
Ocean size. https://t.co/LXgK4leRLt
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Nov 22, 2020 6:20 PM
RT @SalarRahmanian: Always listen to @igb 👇💯🙏
Nov 22, 2020 6:19 PM
@TonyPrintezis @SannaPrintezi Happy birthday Sanna!!!
Nov 22, 2020 5:10 PM
@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews Hey dumbass, it was *your* goddamn job to make effective COVID tests available to the entire country.
Nov 22, 2020 3:38 PM
RT @JohnFetterman: The race may be over, but the political norm the current President will likely shred is former Presidents retreating int…
Nov 22, 2020 2:57 PM
RT @DelRey: New: Stitch Fix’s Mike Smith is one of the few Black C-suite execs in tech, but he wants to help change that. So he will soon…
Nov 22, 2020 6:24 AM
I hope that all of you do the same.
Nov 22, 2020 6:24 AM
...we’ve all decided to stay in our homes and do our Thanksgiving dinner over video chat.
Nov 22, 2020 6:24 AM
...but in light of what’s going on in SF right now, what’s going on in the country right now, in the world right now...
Nov 22, 2020 6:24 AM
A few weeks ago we had considered going to their place to do an outdoor Thanksgiving dinner...
Nov 22, 2020 6:24 AM
I live in SF. My folks live in SF, and they are a ~5-minute drive from our house.
Nov 22, 2020 6:24 AM
It’s not too late to stay home for Thanksgiving.
Nov 22, 2020 6:14 AM
RT @chrissyfarr: Crazy to look at San Francisco (pop. 880k) versus North Dakota (pop. 760k) right now. San Francisco county, an urban are…
Nov 22, 2020 6:13 AM
RT @elizaorlins: Kyle Rittenhouse, accused of murder, has been released on $2M cash bail. As a public defender, I represented teenagers un…
Nov 22, 2020 3:54 AM
RT @Lethain: “A Framework for Responsible Innovation” by @CoralineAda https://t.co/P9KWJpIeRU
Nov 22, 2020 3:00 AM
RT @bluestein: Breaking: Kelly Loeffler is self-isolating after positive, then inconclusive, coronavirus tests #gapol #gasen https://t.co/p…
Nov 22, 2020 2:39 AM
RT @socialistdogmom: honestly i’m extremely freaked out that more people aren’t extremely freaked out.
Nov 22, 2020 1:44 AM
RT @cnnbrk: Trump appears to be skipping a side-event at the G20 virtual summit focused on pandemic preparedness. The President has just ar…
Nov 22, 2020 1:41 AM
RT @StevejLamar: People keep asking me how I went from 143 followers to 150 in just 6 months. Let me tell you it has been a journey. A t…
Nov 22, 2020 12:40 AM
RT @SusanPotter: Programmers: 1. Do you think there is a place for "recipe" cookbooks (not as the only resource to learning though)? Why (n…
Nov 22, 2020 12:30 AM
You know @Scavino45 is gonna be shit-posting via the @POTUS account right up to the very end. https://t.co/TvACCOL9ML
Nov 22, 2020 12:18 AM
@arrdem Yeah they avy 1 is worth it: transceiver use, digging people out, some snow science that you’ll forget, and a healthy dose of fear/…
Nov 22, 2020 12:15 AM
@arrdem 😬 Time to pick up some touring gear.
Nov 22, 2020 12:09 AM
@arrdem What are the chairlift rules like in the time of COVID?
Nov 21, 2020 11:49 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: It's shaping up to be a lovely late afternoon (sunset is at 4:54PM) in the Bay Area. Given the amount of high-based clouds…
Nov 21, 2020 10:11 PM
RT @CBSThisMorning: In a another sign that a new presidential administration is coming in, Twitter is announcing the official account of Th…
Nov 21, 2020 10:01 PM
RT @geofft: who called them "spot instances" and not "EC2 Stories"
Nov 21, 2020 9:22 PM
@realDonaldTrump Space Force? Really?
Nov 21, 2020 4:13 PM
RT @JohnDelaney: Pay everyone $1500 to get vaccine It is a stimulus check & big vaccine incentive rolled into one Result: more people g…
Nov 21, 2020 3:39 PM
@KarlRobillard1 @Tim535353 @helenjstoddard @LJHevents @sheena427 That’s why, at Twitter, we name things using bird puns that obliquely sign…
Nov 21, 2020 11:20 AM
@Jim_Jordan You are a dangerous fool, Jim.
Nov 21, 2020 5:00 AM
RT @hknightsf: San Francisco could be in the purple tier as early as Sunday, says Dr. Grant Colfax. That would mean we’d be subject to the…
Nov 21, 2020 4:57 AM
RT @caraesten: I think we should defund police and restrict their societal role to reporting the length of fast food drive through lines on…
Nov 21, 2020 4:56 AM
RT @yashar: According to Kyle Rittenhouse's attorney, donations from 'Silver Spoon's actor Ricky Schroder and My Pillow CEO @realMikeLindel…
Nov 21, 2020 3:35 AM
RT @DrTomFrieden: Better a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas.
Nov 20, 2020 11:56 PM
RT @cnni: JUST IN: Donald Trump Jr., US President Trump's eldest son, has tested positive for coronavirus https://t.co/RfSImKBONh
Nov 20, 2020 9:12 PM
@jayholler Good luck @bunnyholler!
Nov 20, 2020 5:24 PM
Some personal news... https://t.co/dYXfpazvp9
Nov 20, 2020 1:38 PM
First as tragedy, then as farce. Then more farce. Followed by farce. Farce again. More farce. So much farce. Endless farce. Farce, farce...…
Nov 20, 2020 12:17 PM
@mattgaetz More like "A Great Christmas Grift" amirite?
Nov 20, 2020 12:00 PM
RT @ashishkjha: Today was a very, very odd day I testified before @senatehomeland They held a hearing on hydroxychloroquine. Yup, HCQ I…
Nov 20, 2020 4:29 AM
RT @squarecog: I'm down with all kinds of covid-related measures, but how the heck is a curfew supposed to help? Are there superspreader ra…
Nov 20, 2020 3:38 AM
A sincere an heartfelt thank you to all the awesome folks who keep @SFBART running. https://t.co/y7VFLoextW
Nov 20, 2020 3:38 AM
I ♡ BART
Nov 20, 2020 3:31 AM
RT @abc7newsbayarea: "For all our BART workers, I want you to know we're doing everything we can to keep you," said BART Director Janice Li…
Nov 20, 2020 3:13 AM
RT @_Jack_Graham_: The Beer Hall Putsch was an attempted coup. It failed. The leaders were lightly punished. Their movement grew. Under…
Nov 20, 2020 3:10 AM
@Yubico That’s very nice of you. But it was really my fault: I bent it while putting it in my bag this AM.
Nov 20, 2020 2:45 AM
RT @aileenlee: SO EXCITED Mike Smith @stitchfix is going to be a VC. He's a world class leader, operator, thinker and human being, and will…
Nov 20, 2020 2:27 AM
@micheal Ah yes, I call that "The Pinkham".
Nov 20, 2020 2:22 AM
@micheal Would you consider a surprise re-org a "team building" excercise? Asking for a friend.
Nov 19, 2020 7:58 PM
@dagskeenan I’m so sorry for your loss, David. My condolences to you and your family.
Nov 19, 2020 5:58 PM
That’s not good. https://t.co/7xy7zxtxwR
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Nov 19, 2020 5:49 PM
@jpd It really needs a reboot.
Nov 19, 2020 5:49 PM
@jpd It’s emotionally draining and incredibly time consuming for all parties. Managers, promo candidates, feedback peers, committee members.
Nov 19, 2020 5:35 PM
@Sharat_Chander @cpurdy @headius @skpodila @monkchips @CGuntur @ameliaeiras @dblevins @vincentmayers @venkat_s @prpatel @TonyPrintezis @spe…
Nov 19, 2020 1:20 PM
@AdiPolak This one should work: https://t.co/kDXJ2pGdTl
Nov 19, 2020 1:19 PM
@AdiPolak Hmm...that link isn’t working. *shakes fist at Google Amp*
Nov 19, 2020 1:17 PM
@AdiPolak https://t.co/F3mdJ1kh0A
Nov 19, 2020 1:09 PM
subtweets < subtweets on the alt
Nov 19, 2020 6:20 AM
@SisiphoZinja Same. Subtweets are incredibly cathartic.
Nov 19, 2020 3:20 AM
@jayholler @jpd https://t.co/uil2PXEpnp
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Nov 19, 2020 3:17 AM
@jayholler @jpd Mail in ballot: Badlands
Nov 18, 2020 8:58 PM
https://t.co/nCA3MK1UOs
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Nov 18, 2020 6:29 PM
RT @kassieepstein: I was on Twitter back when you were limited to 140 characters, used TwitPic to post photos, and hearts were stars - we a…
Nov 18, 2020 2:48 PM
@heyjoshua @jayholler Anyway, as I was trying to say before copy/paste fail: 'Which in turn brings to mind the ur-emo cover of "Take On Me"…
Nov 18, 2020 2:46 PM
I guess I’m just not that worried about partisan, censorial bias in the algorithms. https://t.co/Vr0tml3fDe
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Nov 18, 2020 2:38 PM
@jayholler @heyjoshua @instapaper I’m down. Hopefully Joshua can road trip it out to Cali before we close the border.
Nov 18, 2020 2:36 PM
@jayholler @heyjoshua @instapaper needs to GTFO of this canoe.
Nov 18, 2020 2:35 PM
@jayholler @heyjoshua @instapaper Which in turn brings to mind the ur-emo cover of "Take On Me" by Cap’n Jazz. https://t.co/aPNYRLCE7O
Nov 18, 2020 2:29 PM
@jayholler @heyjoshua @instapaper Which brings to mind the few bars of "Take on Me" embedded in Crimpshrine’s "Bricks". https://t.co/aPNYR…
Nov 18, 2020 10:29 AM
RT @idelpivnitskiy: My team is hiring #JVM #Frameworks Software Engineers to work on https://t.co/xvTLDMrDHf and https://t.co/xAImVUuCoq th…
Nov 18, 2020 7:35 AM
RT @igb: @nimalan Sort of like the algo TL but preserving reverse chronological ordering.
Nov 18, 2020 7:35 AM
RT @igb: @nimalan A downsampled TL isn’t a bad idea. 🤔
Nov 18, 2020 7:34 AM
@nimalan Sort of like the algo TL but preserving reverse chronological ordering.
Nov 18, 2020 7:33 AM
@nimalan A downsampled TL isn’t a bad idea. 🤔
Nov 18, 2020 7:23 AM
RT @igb: How do I turn off Fleets? I’m sure it’s a lovely, well designed & engineered feature, but it’s not for me.
Nov 18, 2020 7:07 AM
RT @JaniceForBART: I’ve missed the sound of train
Nov 18, 2020 6:29 AM
RT @PublicEnemyFTP: The mask goes over your nose
Nov 18, 2020 5:53 AM
@cambridgemike Here’s some info: https://t.co/f7fcEhqnpZ
Nov 18, 2020 2:35 AM
RT @krismerrill: I'm excited to share a project I've been working on: https://t.co/uP45Z2NTdw #CIHackathon2020
Nov 18, 2020 12:29 AM
RT @CISAKrebs: ICYMI: On allegations that election systems were manipulated, 59 election security experts all agree, "in every case of whic…
Nov 18, 2020 12:24 AM
News coverage of key govt. staff hearing rumors of their terminations for days and then getting fired by a Tweet is called the Krebs cycle.…
Nov 17, 2020 7:48 PM
@ChiefScientist It's an honor just to be nominated.
Nov 17, 2020 6:21 PM
RT @BriannaWu: I stand by my bad decisions which is why I will not be using disappearing tweets.
Nov 17, 2020 6:18 PM
JIRA! We have a JIRA reference!
Nov 17, 2020 6:08 PM
Anyone have Vine on their Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing bingo card?
Nov 17, 2020 3:45 PM
Senate hearings on regulating the tech industry shouldn’t start before 10AM PT.
Nov 17, 2020 3:06 PM
It’s heartening to see that the Senate Committee on the Judiciary *also* has trouble starting a meeting on time.
Nov 17, 2020 2:44 PM
These new RT interstitials are great and all but what I really need is a prompt that asks "Did you really mean to fave your own Tweet?"
Nov 17, 2020 2:38 PM
All right rain, let’s do this! https://t.co/dP70fWyApz
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Nov 17, 2020 2:26 PM
RT @blockpartyapp_: time for a positive post: what are some awesome things that you’ve gotten out of being on twitter / having a public onl…
Nov 17, 2020 5:49 AM
@QuinnyPig @myfear @Twitter @kayvz Look, if I had *any* pull with the product side we’d still be stuck with 140 characters or less.
Nov 17, 2020 5:12 AM
@cmort I am laughing and crying.
Nov 17, 2020 5:04 AM
Spent the day hanging out with birds & deer near the ocean. https://t.co/s9lL1XyC0o
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Nov 17, 2020 4:01 AM
RT @NPR: The Trump administration is asking oil and gas companies to pick parts of Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge they want to dr…
Nov 16, 2020 9:58 PM
@satanjeev @SFPD I am at Pebble Beach right now so all I hear is waves breaking and the other golfers in my foursome swearing.
Nov 16, 2020 8:08 PM
@dotMudge Welcome!!!
Nov 16, 2020 8:07 PM
RT @dotMudge: Looks like the cat is out of the bag. I’m very excited to be joining the executive team at Twitter! I truly believe in the…
Nov 16, 2020 2:21 PM
What idiot called it “seeking self-gratification from media sources presenting unrealistic representations of events” instead of “oannism”?…
Nov 16, 2020 1:53 PM
@realDonaldTrump You are bad for America.
Nov 16, 2020 11:23 AM
RT @edyong209: Here's a thing I want everyone to understand. There is a roughly 12-day lag between rising cases rising hospitalizations.…
Nov 16, 2020 3:54 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: This may be the most San Francisco thing in history & can’t believe I’m part of it. @SFPublicLibrary + @pmadonna + Gary…
Nov 16, 2020 2:28 AM
@shatil @ssgtmas @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @NASA Hashtag none of this is worth it.
Nov 16, 2020 2:20 AM
RT @TessaRuid: 2020 is wild
Nov 16, 2020 2:15 AM
@ysr1729 "I may have COVID-19!" printed on a mask would seem to drive the point home.
Nov 16, 2020 1:24 AM
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS @NASA Is, uh, “Space Force” still a thing?
Nov 16, 2020 12:55 AM
RT @bernie: How low can you go? #kingtides @SFBayTide @Waves_SF @CA_king_tides https://t.co/99yQErsQCp
Nov 16, 2020 12:08 AM
RT @AnaCabrera: BREAKING: US surpasses 11 million #coronavirus cases. It took just 6 days to go from 10 million to 11 million.
Nov 15, 2020 11:56 PM
The salt flats and pools adjacent to the park were pretty wild. Had never been up close to these Bay artifacts. https://t.co/fYNPkk98Um
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Nov 15, 2020 11:48 PM
Spotted black-necked stilts, American avocets, and a Say’s phoebe on a mid-peninsular hike with the family this afternoon. https://t.co/VAv…
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Nov 15, 2020 3:43 PM
@HiveTheory Until the bitter end, James. Until the bitter end.
Nov 15, 2020 3:12 PM
RT @sarahcpr: I wish trump had tried to fight coronavirus as hard as he’s fighting democracy https://t.co/gG0Ew967ET
Nov 15, 2020 2:56 PM
RT @rsarver: I think he’s taking it well https://t.co/OdPX2hpl3s
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Nov 15, 2020 1:35 PM
RT @jeffzeleny: "He won," President Trump says in this tweet today, acknowledging in the most direct way yet the reality that Joe Biden won…
Nov 15, 2020 1:32 PM
RT @marcformarc: It’s not the concession we wanted but looking around it probably is the one we deserve tbh.
Nov 15, 2020 12:39 PM
When fascists try to be funny *and* are bad at using Twitter. https://t.co/KJvUWL3Nn6
Nov 15, 2020 6:05 AM
"No, François, let that one go. He has spirit!" https://t.co/T7etiPdL58
Nov 15, 2020 5:58 AM
Don’t forget: @DHS_Wolf & @HomelandKen are bad actors. https://t.co/GOLsTbeCzK
Nov 15, 2020 5:56 AM
RT @cnnbrk: A federal judge says rules limiting DACA applications and renewals are invalid because the acting DHS secretary who signed them…
Nov 15, 2020 4:24 AM
@thebradfordfile @DanScavino IKR? Those losers are pretty much a dead end.
Nov 15, 2020 4:00 AM
@Clinkmeister I’m not sure I follow. What are you trying to say?
Nov 15, 2020 3:59 AM
Hey @davidjrusek, just checking in. How’s it going? #OnWisconsin https://t.co/6yl8XKbvMc
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Nov 15, 2020 3:52 AM
#OnWisconsin https://t.co/IS0aVMzv62
Nov 15, 2020 3:45 AM
@MrAndyNgo @DanScavino @BGOnTheScene Take those words out of your mouths.
Nov 15, 2020 3:43 AM
#HappyDiwali https://t.co/ETpTdl4bcx
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Nov 15, 2020 3:39 AM
#HappyDiwali https://t.co/pZk5dF9vSK
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Nov 15, 2020 1:07 AM
शुभ दीवाली! #HappyDiwali https://t.co/i4MyzcKG4M
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Nov 14, 2020 10:56 PM
@kpk Auto supply stores (like O'Reilly's) would have it. So will most gas stations with a mini mart.
Nov 14, 2020 3:48 PM
RT @chris_labarthe: @joshtpm This maga march is the unauguration
Nov 14, 2020 4:41 AM
RT @robmalchow: #pygration3 https://t.co/i1Q9bWtbFb
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Nov 14, 2020 3:53 AM
@kpk https://t.co/G1oQtSAP5f
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Nov 14, 2020 3:19 AM
RT @mattblaze: I always worried that I’d some day find myself trapped in a dystopian hellscape battling multiple existential threats, but I…
Nov 14, 2020 3:15 AM
RT @SketchesbyBoze: if you have kids in your life, buy them books for Christmas. local bookstores are going to need all the help they can g…
Nov 14, 2020 3:09 AM
RT @JoeBiden: I am alarmed by the surge in reported COVID-19 infections, hospitalizations, and fatalities. This crisis demands a robust and…
Nov 14, 2020 3:09 AM
RT @JoeBiden: I am the president-elect, but will not be president until next year. COVID-19 does not respect dates on the calendar, it is a…
Nov 14, 2020 2:38 AM
@nomadiktrivedi @slyphon @posco Oh, I have lived the no-mono-repo life and it was 💯. I’ve also enjoyed mono-repos, but only when the VCS wa…
Nov 14, 2020 2:28 AM
RT @DonMacAskill: It's not you, it's Google. Breaking up is easy to do. Take 40% off of @SmugMug or 25% off of @Flickr Pro today if you're…
Nov 13, 2020 4:07 PM
@Sharat_Chander @stuartmarks @java @Java_Champions @mkheck @MaximumGilliard @markawest @trisha_gee @headius @cpurdy @christhalinger @myfear…
Nov 13, 2020 4:01 PM
RT @KatiePhang: Yet another reminder of how callous this administration is: "The spread of the coronavirus which has sidelined roughly 10%…
Nov 13, 2020 3:48 PM
RT @igb: Roadmaps? Where we're going, we don't need roadmaps.
Nov 13, 2020 1:53 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Breaking with White House tradition, this year on Thanksgiving instead of pardoning a turkey, Trump will give it COVID a…
Nov 13, 2020 4:46 AM
@cs_marshall @wil @psharpe Monas are just monois in the category of endofuncs. https://t.co/qkFjJnordD
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Nov 13, 2020 4:31 AM
@cs_marshall @wil @psharpe scalmon https://t.co/mhlVtuz33f
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Nov 13, 2020 4:28 AM
@cs_marshall I think my positions on these issues are pretty well known. Internally and externally. :-)
Nov 13, 2020 3:57 AM
@ohtiniestplanet Andy Kaufman as Travis Bickle.
Nov 13, 2020 3:50 AM
Microservices are good. Monorepos are bad. Send Tweet.
Nov 13, 2020 3:33 AM
@TheMasters @realDonaldTrump Was this a @DanScavino accidental RT?
Nov 13, 2020 3:33 AM
RT @ChiefScientist: What’s something that FEELS like Functional Programming but isn’t?
Nov 13, 2020 3:31 AM
@ChiefScientist Scala
Nov 13, 2020 12:46 AM
@Acyn What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Nov 13, 2020 12:32 AM
@jayholler Same but I want the Tweet viewing order of mine based on engagement/faves.
Nov 12, 2020 10:20 PM
@catsynth ... https://t.co/1gwOkegXTt
Nov 12, 2020 8:34 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Take a deep dive with @abbasadeel on how Twitter makes video load instantly and look good by using Video Multimethod Assess…
Nov 12, 2020 8:12 PM
@44 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I've done worse. https://t.co/fZcUDsXbNv
Nov 12, 2020 7:20 PM
@44 Broken leash plug.
Nov 12, 2020 7:17 PM
RT @flaviusbraz: I'm at the Twitter booth at @ScaleByTheBay today (hallway room). Come over if you want to chat about the JVM, Quill, perfo…
Nov 12, 2020 7:05 PM
RT @kng: @seb_m @jkup @igb @angustweets We finally moved the twitter web app back *out* of the monorepo last year and it's been so much bet…
Nov 12, 2020 7:05 PM
RT @EricTopol: A new Y-axis every f-in day https://t.co/F3DjFzxoCO
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Nov 12, 2020 6:55 PM
Had to swim it in on the last set. 🌊🏄🏼🏊🏻♂️😓 https://t.co/kXQtyHTG1d
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Nov 12, 2020 4:15 PM
@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Hey buddy. Over here. https://t.co/10MJBpAgem
Nov 12, 2020 2:46 PM
RT @nedsegal: Today @twitter is investing $100 million from our balance sheet in Black, Latinx and other underserved communities in the US,…
Nov 12, 2020 5:41 AM
RT @jayberger: This is the line for Covid testing at Dodger Stadium. Today. November 11. https://t.co/wTWZlDWBe2
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Nov 12, 2020 5:23 AM
@bach4life The only thing that’s gonna help this is our current President getting the fuck out of the way.
Nov 12, 2020 5:16 AM
@bach4life Our current predicament is not a "good look" for any American, Josh.
Nov 12, 2020 4:42 AM
@RichardTecknow @justinmhunter @realDonaldTrump A cliff is just a corner mapped to the z-axis.
Nov 12, 2020 4:20 AM
@realDonaldTrump What do you think @Scavino45?
Nov 12, 2020 4:20 AM
@realDonaldTrump Maybe it’s time to take a break from electoral nihilism and tweet about COVID-19 and how we, as a country, stay safe?
Nov 12, 2020 3:15 AM
RT @emilyst: The macOS version after Big Sur is Big Ma’am
Nov 12, 2020 2:55 AM
Good luck everybody. #WearAMask
Nov 12, 2020 2:55 AM
A lot of people will die. Tragically. Unnecessarily.
Nov 12, 2020 2:55 AM
But he won’t. And half the country will ignore the advice of medical professionals and scientists and we’ll all suffer.
Nov 12, 2020 2:55 AM
At a minimum he could just get out of the way and give the next administration as much of a head start as possible.
Nov 12, 2020 2:55 AM
...instead of all of this cheap, lazy propaganda, all of this fascist shitposting.
Nov 12, 2020 2:55 AM
I really wish President Nothing Left to Lose would just spend the next two months going all in on COVID awareness...
Nov 12, 2020 2:55 AM
Which, you know, is saying something. I mean these people locked children in cages, separated infants from their parents.
Nov 12, 2020 2:55 AM
The politicization of the coronavirus is the shittiest thing @realDonaldTrump has done.
Nov 12, 2020 2:55 AM
Yeah, yeah...I know. Caskets of antifa lib cucks too. It’s a mess.
Nov 12, 2020 2:55 AM
Caskets of deplorables. https://t.co/Z8bX3QIdl8
Nov 12, 2020 2:24 AM
@realDonaldTrump Hey buddy. Start talking about this, please. https://t.co/Z8bX3QIdl8
Nov 12, 2020 2:22 AM
Good job, everyone. https://t.co/WGGaY4tw2P
Nov 12, 2020 2:22 AM
RT @yayitsrob: More than 1,500 deaths, just today. The US has now exceeded its summer peak—we’re back at springtime death levels.
Nov 11, 2020 11:50 PM
RT @DanCGoldberg: Here’s how bad things are in Wisconsin: State is now seeing more average cases per day than New York City did at the peak…
Nov 11, 2020 7:07 PM
TIL: most of the local schools have #VeteransDay day off. Was a bit crowded out there. 🌊🏄🏼
Nov 11, 2020 3:24 PM
@markknoller "He won’t be making remarks." That’s probably best for everyone.
Nov 11, 2020 2:33 PM
RT @NPRinskeep: The power of local news: The PA postal worker who made claims of backdated ballots? @GoErie checked. Even if true, his t…
Nov 11, 2020 6:49 AM
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." https://t.co/XMchJqxyVd
Nov 11, 2020 6:31 AM
@npilch @AahnaBrown Thanks to @pgarg and @stitchfix. :-)
Nov 11, 2020 6:24 AM
What a weird time to be a kid. https://t.co/MtRz1uDhcO
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Nov 11, 2020 5:13 AM
@ysaw @ptraughber La ligne au niveau du sol.
Nov 11, 2020 5:04 AM
RT @ptraughber: Think of the wide street in your neighborhood that has 4+ lanes for cars, isn't pleasant to walk along, and doesn't feel sa…
Nov 11, 2020 12:26 AM
RT @KFILE: Georgia is spelled wrong in this letter
Nov 10, 2020 11:50 PM
RT @kylegriffin1: NEW YORK (AP) -- The U.S. has surpassed 1 million new confirmed coronavirus cases in just the first 10 days of November.
Nov 10, 2020 9:56 PM
@benj_fry 2nd amendment enthusiasts would have been mollified by Apple's support for the right to bear ARMs.
Nov 10, 2020 9:14 PM
@DeanBrowningPA You were replying to an account with ~100 followers. With what reads for all the world like MAGA bot copy. 🤔
Nov 10, 2020 8:39 PM
RT @brooklynvegan: Dinosaur Jr. announce "live and alone" virtual concert: https://t.co/OjnFrjsTzr https://t.co/zPF9akGCNU
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Nov 10, 2020 7:43 PM
@DrJorts Welcome to the culture club.
Nov 10, 2020 7:00 PM
Hey @KeithJKrach: why are you still working for @SecPompeo? https://t.co/W3tAeCRzhL
Nov 10, 2020 5:54 PM
@ianbrown Please stop with this garbage. You are embarrassing the rest of us Ian Browns.
Nov 10, 2020 3:40 PM
@byjoelanderson @josh_levin @stefanfatsis @SlatePodcasts @JasmineMonet_ @msculprit @Slate The Deep @Slate
Nov 10, 2020 3:38 PM
RT @Foone: the problem with the new ARM-Macs being called "Apple Silicon Macs" is that I keep parsing it as "Apple (Silicon Macs)" instead…
Nov 10, 2020 11:51 AM
This Four Seasons Total Landscaping thing has gone too far. https://t.co/KsJb56zcV2
Nov 10, 2020 6:37 AM
@wangtian Love the bit drawers!
Nov 10, 2020 6:33 AM
@wendymac @KamalaHarris This was a pretty special moment at our house: https://t.co/fav61HpOgE
Nov 10, 2020 5:30 AM
RT @mattbytes: I am speaking at Flash Memory Summit 2020 TOMORROW! Checkout the details of my talk at: https://t.co/4GP4L8YYIf https://t.co…
Nov 10, 2020 5:20 AM
RT @JoshShapiroPA: (NOT) BREAKING: The Trump campaign’s latest filing is another attempt to throw out legal votes — my team and I were alr…
Nov 10, 2020 4:54 AM
@wangjun Where?!!!
Nov 10, 2020 4:49 AM
...that finally (in the last few minutes of the show) arrives at a single Final Jeopardy question on some random, esoteric historical topic.
Nov 10, 2020 4:49 AM
In a departure from the previous format, the Jennings/Roderick Jeopardy will be a rambling, digressive dialogue between the two co-hosts...
Nov 10, 2020 4:49 AM
Breaking: @KenJennings *and* @johnroderick named as the new co-hosts of @Jeopardy.
Nov 10, 2020 4:08 AM
@AliSmets Amazing! One SFs famous parakeets! Nice job Ali!!!
Nov 10, 2020 3:35 AM
RT @maggieNYT: via @NYTimes https://t.co/dtGk73guvE
Nov 10, 2020 3:35 AM
RT @nakashimae: SCOOP: White House official and former GOP political operative Michael Ellis named as NSA general counsel https://t.co/zOTY…
Nov 10, 2020 2:42 AM
RT @polotek: Oh. https://t.co/ui4br6RnSr https://t.co/zv1UpcawEJ
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Nov 10, 2020 12:47 AM
@realDonaldTrump @US_FDA Shut up and get out of the way.
Nov 10, 2020 12:42 AM
@realDonaldTrump @pfizer @US_FDA I appreciate you turning your attention back to the coronavirus. We have a national crisis here as cases a…
Nov 10, 2020 12:22 AM
@realDonaldTrump @RepDougCollins @SecretarySonny GTFO with this bullshit.
Nov 10, 2020 12:21 AM
Fuck these anti-American, authoritarian, treasonous shitheels. https://t.co/gim3fNC9iz
Nov 9, 2020 9:58 PM
RT @SFBART: I spy a BART map mask, now available at https://t.co/HmzYk62yLw 😷
Nov 9, 2020 9:54 PM
@micheal Just as long as we all agree that monorepos are bad.
Nov 9, 2020 9:41 PM
RT @sarahjeong: They’re working the refs ahead of the run-offs. 🤷🏻♀️ Gearing up to deploy the same playbook but in races with potentially…
Nov 9, 2020 8:32 PM
RT @SovernNation: Breaking: Gov @GavinNewsom says some counties will move backwards tomorrow, falling into more restrictive tiers under CA'…
Nov 9, 2020 8:24 PM
RT @stphnfwlr: I've seen a lot in my two years of covering Georgia elections but I never thought that I'd see an evidence-free assault on o…
Nov 9, 2020 8:20 PM
RT @Ethan_Lindsey: Some big news @KQED. Forum's Michael Krasny Announces His Retirement https://t.co/D6OaGXJssn
Nov 9, 2020 8:20 PM
RT @samstein: What in god’s name is this? There is no actual evidence that any malfeasance happened and yet the two GOP Senators are going…
Nov 9, 2020 8:15 PM
RT @mollie: I'm hiring! Looking for a senior product manager who enjoys systems thinking and is passionate about connecting people around t…
Nov 9, 2020 8:11 PM
RT @kaitlancollins: Department of not great: David Bossie, who is supposed to be overseeing the Trump campaign’s legal challenges on the el…
Nov 9, 2020 7:48 PM
Welp. Winter is coming. 🌊🏄🏼 🥶
Nov 9, 2020 4:10 PM
@bernie I think you’re right. They should still pay her a lot of that money tho.
Nov 9, 2020 4:07 PM
Anyone out there interested in acquiring *my* street wear company? Our gear is mostly screen prints of unlicensed Cindy Sherman photographs…
Nov 9, 2020 3:58 PM
@WHRapidResponse Oh hey there. You’ve been awfully quiet lately. 🤔
Nov 9, 2020 3:52 PM
How much of that money does Barbara Kruger get? https://t.co/S8hJilNR2H
Nov 9, 2020 11:28 AM
@npilch Yep!
Nov 9, 2020 4:40 AM
@megynkelly The President is an awful person, Megyn. The people who support him are supporting him for awful reasons.
Nov 9, 2020 3:47 AM
@KarlRobillard1 @TahliaDavies Kate McKinnon destroyed me with her cover later that week on the SNL cold open. https://t.co/vngTDcxGHm
Nov 9, 2020 3:20 AM
@State_E @USAmbBR You had a chance to be on the right side of history, Keith, but you opted to...well, what did you opt to do?
Nov 9, 2020 3:02 AM
"A kind of grave schadenfreude toxicity and he implodes anew each day with no end in sight." This thread is worth a scroll: https://t.co/D…
Nov 9, 2020 2:15 AM
@omwbbl @yung_kropotkin Neutral Milk Total Landscaping
Nov 9, 2020 1:11 AM
RT @TheSamLi: This is the best photo I’ve ever taken of my city 😍 #MadisonWI https://t.co/auGplA79Ju
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Nov 9, 2020 1:03 AM
@npilch Almost all of my bird shots are with this: https://t.co/tNyTS37BjU
Nov 8, 2020 11:30 PM
Took a chilly walk this morning and spotted American coots, greater scaups, and a yellow-rumped warbler. https://t.co/Hisp2nEB5L
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Nov 8, 2020 10:56 PM
Rain!
Nov 8, 2020 5:36 PM
RT @TheKaylaKnapp: 💔💔💔💔💔 https://t.co/3CFG5R5AMu
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Nov 8, 2020 5:30 PM
RT @Jeopardy: Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and f…
Nov 8, 2020 5:04 AM
@Sharat_Chander Merci beaucoup.
Nov 8, 2020 4:50 AM
C’est moi when I try to speak French to my francophone colleagues at work. https://t.co/znTMHcWLNu
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Nov 8, 2020 4:18 AM
RT @Olivianuzzi: I have received your messages about writing a Four Seasons Total Landscaping story and I am working on it.
Nov 8, 2020 4:07 AM
@kboord @pgarg Tonight was 60% Minecraft, 20% "Elena of Avalor", 10% MLP, and 10% "Peppa Pig".
Nov 8, 2020 4:05 AM
@kboord For the last week @pgarg and I have been saying "let them watch shows...it’s election night, right?"
Nov 8, 2020 4:03 AM
RT @kboord: Let’s salute the kids that have been self parenting since Tuesday as their parents watched countless hours of cable news 🗞
Nov 8, 2020 4:03 AM
RT @mekkaokereke: Can we get the Fyre Festival documentary folks on the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference? I need to know mor…
Nov 8, 2020 3:59 AM
RT @TimAlberta: The Four Seasons episode would be perfectly hilarious under any circumstance. (An adjacent porno shop? C’mon!) What makes t…
Nov 8, 2020 3:27 AM
I still think @Scavino45 fucked up a @realDonaldTrump Tweet and this is the fallout. The coverup, they say, is always worse than the crime…
Nov 8, 2020 3:17 AM
RT @BettyKPIX: Castro by night @KPIXtv https://t.co/p33p884Rrf #SanFrancisco #KamalaHarris #KamalaHarrisVP #BidenHarris2020 #Election2020 h…
Nov 8, 2020 1:41 AM
RT @pgarg: Representation matters. It matters so much. https://t.co/2hg08S50RL
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Nov 8, 2020 1:26 AM
RT @DanielBush: An answer to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping mystery: the company told me the Trump campaign contacted them today out of…
Nov 8, 2020 1:20 AM
@micheal Amen.
Nov 8, 2020 1:18 AM
@seldo There’s still a pretty good chance that every time @realDonaldTrump tweets its actually @DanScavino.
Nov 7, 2020 11:57 PM
@accessaces @DanJackson415 @realDonaldTrump At the bottom of the screen is a chyron that reads "Breaking news: Joseph R. Biden elected 46th…
Nov 7, 2020 11:55 PM
@accessaces @DanJackson415 The golf cart, it seems, is carrying US President @realDonaldTrump.
Nov 7, 2020 11:54 PM
@accessaces @DanJackson415 A photo of a television screen. On the TV screen is a golf cart driving across a a golf course fairway.
Nov 7, 2020 11:34 PM
RT @bluekrsna: @chrislongview Watching Osoff rightfully murder Perdue gave me much joy: https://t.co/w3UfBpTCCN
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Nov 7, 2020 10:47 PM
@nimalan Pretty sure the crowd currently celebrating in the Castro is larger than Trump’s 2017 inauguration attendance.
Nov 7, 2020 10:20 PM
RT @levarburton: True reconciliation and healing can only come as a result of justice being served.
Nov 7, 2020 10:15 PM
RT @maureenjohnson: Everyone in publishing: link arms. NO. BOOKS. FROM. THE. ESCAPEES. FROM. THIS. ADMINISTRATION.
Nov 7, 2020 10:09 PM
@kayleighmcenany @realDonaldTrump Seriously, Kayleigh, have you *no* fucking shame?
Nov 7, 2020 10:08 PM
@kayleighmcenany @realDonaldTrump He’s a xenophobic racist who pushes anti-immigration policy at the White House. GTFO with this bullshit.
Nov 7, 2020 10:04 PM
I want this on a t-shirt^H^H^H^H^H^H facemask. https://t.co/OFtxuzJEtI
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Nov 7, 2020 9:56 PM
@realDonaldTrump Hey buddy, maybe you should go gentle into that good night, OK?
Nov 7, 2020 9:50 PM
RT @pgarg: "You don’t have to explain immigration to Kamala Harris. She gets it. You don’t have to explain racism to Kamala Harris. She…
Nov 7, 2020 9:19 PM
@moonpolysoft Paint-packets in targets? Wow. Pretty neat idea. I’d never seen that before.
Nov 7, 2020 9:17 PM
RT @inafried: Castro District, SF Lots of masks. Lots of celebrating. https://t.co/raMa1mkcwp
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Nov 7, 2020 9:10 PM
I ♡ U MOM https://t.co/TnBpYwep7C
Nov 7, 2020 8:57 PM
@rort Microblogging.
Nov 7, 2020 8:50 PM
RT @DanJackson415: 😂😂😂 https://t.co/ZePxkwH2Bv
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Nov 7, 2020 7:20 PM
@flaviusbraz HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAVIO!!!
Nov 7, 2020 6:01 PM
RT @BeschlossDC: Parents of future Vice President Harris: https://t.co/RMcjM2ZHDX
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Nov 7, 2020 5:19 PM
RT @maggieNYT: A statement from the projected next president, and a statement from the current one. https://t.co/odwBO6js30
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Nov 7, 2020 5:17 PM
@TonyPrintezis @stumpf Executive. Top Twitter *executive*, Tony.
Nov 7, 2020 4:57 PM
RT @KatieS: Madame Vice President 🎉🇺🇸 https://t.co/E4ta4BsVNV
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Nov 7, 2020 4:57 PM
RT @ProfSunnySingh: Congratulations Madame Vice President elect https://t.co/7rYdeJHXex
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Nov 7, 2020 4:42 PM
RT @lindaruthless: Yaaaaaaaaaaass
Nov 7, 2020 4:36 PM
RT @AP_Politics: BREAKING: Joe Biden wins Pennsylvania. #APracecall at 11:25 a.m. EST. #Election2020 https://t.co/lGfinjTqT4
Nov 7, 2020 3:24 PM
Can anyone out there explain the difference between "landscaping" and "total landscaping"? Sorry, this area is not my...field of expertise.
Nov 7, 2020 3:06 PM
The world’s worst social-media intern, @Scavino45, is really putting in some extra effort this AM. Enjoy! https://t.co/AyLKFQOgSf
Nov 7, 2020 2:56 PM
The only upside to @Scavino45 is he minimizes the impact of one of the most followed Twitter accounts on the planet by being bad @ tweeting.
Nov 7, 2020 2:53 PM
It’s been four years of these idiots forgetting that there’s an entire country out there with multiple time zones.
Nov 7, 2020 2:53 PM
A telling fuck up in almost every Trump/Scavino Tweet announcing a "press conference" is the lack of a qualifying time zone. https://t.co/…
Nov 7, 2020 12:31 PM
RT @RBReich: Georgians: If you turn 18 by January 5, 2021, you are eligible to vote in the run-off elections that will determine whether we…
Nov 7, 2020 4:51 AM
RT @JenniferJJacobs: NEWS: Along with Trump chief of staff Mark Meadows, at least FOUR other White House aides currently have coronavirus,…
Nov 7, 2020 3:11 AM
@MikeOwcarz @DanScavino I’m sure he’d like to think so. https://t.co/DCWkHdE77n
Nov 7, 2020 3:01 AM
RT @tmorello: Not exactly what we had in mind
Nov 7, 2020 3:00 AM
RT @ConanOBrien: I keep thinking of all the Super Bowl rings the Buffalo Bills would have if they’d stopped the game in the 3rd quarter.
Nov 7, 2020 2:59 AM
@MikeOwcarz @DanScavino Almost every one of his 10 most recent Tweets seems to fit the bill. https://t.co/9D77CizWkx
Nov 7, 2020 2:43 AM
I mean, FFS, every goddamn Tweet by @DanScavino is pretty much a Hatch Act violation.
Nov 7, 2020 2:43 AM
A "history of violating"? The last Hatch Act violation by the WH was like, what, 24 hours ago? https://t.co/eUcRfskKjk
Nov 7, 2020 2:34 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: Can confirm, we have light #rain at the office here in #Monterey 🌧️🌧️🌧️Hooray!!! https://t.co/aKNkR9grub
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Nov 7, 2020 12:45 AM
RT @jangelooff: Washington Square Park not waiting for the AP call https://t.co/hB9nbhvhi6
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Nov 6, 2020 11:43 PM
🎶 I want your skull...mask, 🎶 🎶 I *need* your skull...mask!🎶 https://t.co/DtBu44TpkH
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Nov 6, 2020 7:49 PM
@nomadiktrivedi @Twitter Oh no!!! That sucks, but excited to see what you do next. Glad you moved into our corner of the 8th floor 100 ye…
Nov 6, 2020 7:19 PM
@jayholler Yeah, +1 on the fit.
Nov 6, 2020 7:17 PM
@jayholler I've found the BART masks a little less breathable than other masks. Maybe that's a good thing, though. Curious as to your exper…
Nov 6, 2020 5:14 PM
@psharpe https://t.co/nFFY5WCCxu
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Nov 6, 2020 3:47 PM
RT @anshublog: So who gets TikTok now?
Nov 6, 2020 3:47 PM
@historycomics @soozinbird This book is one of our 2.5yo’s faves.
Nov 6, 2020 3:42 PM
RT @danluu: The first of what I expect will be three or four papers from "my" team's two PhD interns for this year is out! My as in the tea…
Nov 6, 2020 2:50 PM
The real winner of this election is the reverse chron TL.
Nov 6, 2020 2:46 PM
RT @realDonaldTrump: This was the Republicans election to win but they just blew it--reasons why to follow.
Nov 6, 2020 2:20 PM
Look, it’s 2020....*nobody* calls it a a cup of "joe".
Nov 6, 2020 2:20 PM
Starting off *this* morning in America with a cup of coffee. https://t.co/946hlJo1lr
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Nov 6, 2020 2:07 PM
RT @HashPiperdy: Americans! If you're interested in several days of numbers and analysis alongside rambling tangents delivered in almost in…
Nov 6, 2020 1:49 PM
@corinne_perkins @jimurquhartpixs Along with the WW2 German/Nazi infantry helmet on his sweatshirt he also appears to have a sidearm on on …
Nov 6, 2020 1:11 PM
@snatverk @intel What is the "OneAPI" ecosystem?
Nov 6, 2020 12:46 PM
RT @audubonsociety: The Yurok Tribe's decade-long effort to reintroduce California Condors to the Pacific Northwest is nearing its goal. Th…
Nov 6, 2020 12:14 PM
RT @jaketapper: An email obtained by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel sent at 5:19 p.m. Thursday by Kenosha for Trump reads: "Trump Victory u…
Nov 6, 2020 12:04 PM
RT @Reuters: U.S. Office of Special Counsel has opened an investigation into the Trump campaign's use of the White House for campaign-relat…
Nov 6, 2020 12:01 PM
RT @AP: Joe Biden is now leading Donald Trump in the battleground state of Georgia. Long a Republican stronghold, it's a must-win state for…
Nov 6, 2020 4:34 AM
RT @Josh_Moon: Cruz, Graham, Tuberville and every other pandering dipshit who's parroting Trump’s blatantly dishonest rhetoric are going to…
Nov 6, 2020 4:24 AM
RT @ReverendWarnock: We're officially headed to a January runoff election against Kelly Loeffler and we need your help to win. Chip in righ…
Nov 6, 2020 4:19 AM
RT @ossoff: GEORGIA IS READY FOR CHANGE.
Nov 6, 2020 3:17 AM
RT @MrJoshCharles: Like many, I was hoping for a first day knockout, but as it’s playing out there’s truly something perfect about him bein…
Nov 6, 2020 3:14 AM
RT @SFFDPIO: HIGH SURF ADVISORY https://t.co/ozRji4Fe4n
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Nov 6, 2020 2:46 AM
RT @momoboydmusic: here’s some Fleetwood Mac for your timeline and for your anxiety🥰 https://t.co/DVQcqVLI3k
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Nov 6, 2020 2:41 AM
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/XUshH4va1g
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Nov 6, 2020 2:31 AM
RT @johnlegend: Absolutely random fact: I worked at Boston Consulting Group’s New York office at the same time as Arnon Mishkin, Fox News’…
Nov 6, 2020 1:12 AM
Georgia on my mind.
Nov 6, 2020 12:44 AM
Voight/Kampff 2024 https://t.co/mtxyaiaxak
Nov 6, 2020 12:37 AM
@A_New_Train @AliciaTrost @TransitGeekJoe @MKLPTR @BartDirector @SFBART My dude, pre-COVID I took BART 6 times a day and rode the elevators…
Nov 6, 2020 12:30 AM
@MKLPTR @A_New_Train @AliciaTrost @TransitGeekJoe @BartDirector @SFBART I think you guys have lost the plot.
Nov 6, 2020 12:25 AM
RT @DanPriceSeattle: re: polls in retrospect, relying solely on "people who pick up their phones from random numbers" to set expectations…
Nov 6, 2020 12:21 AM
@A_New_Train @AliciaTrost @TransitGeekJoe @MKLPTR @BartDirector @SFBART Why make it harder for them?
Nov 6, 2020 12:21 AM
@A_New_Train @AliciaTrost @TransitGeekJoe @MKLPTR @BartDirector @SFBART How is it free transit? Almost everyone riding the elevators (in wh…
Nov 6, 2020 12:09 AM
@A_New_Train @AliciaTrost @TransitGeekJoe @MKLPTR @BartDirector @SFBART We haven’t had faregates around the downtown elevators for decades.…
Nov 5, 2020 11:38 PM
@A_New_Train @AliciaTrost @TransitGeekJoe @MKLPTR @BartDirector @SFBART No gate is the easiest solution to fund.
Nov 5, 2020 11:37 PM
@A_New_Train @MKLPTR @TransitGeekJoe @BartDirector @SFBART I do. But a simple badge swipe (minus the gates would be the ideal solution). Th…
Nov 5, 2020 10:31 PM
RT @BrianDMcBride: BREAKING: NBC reporting Jon Ossoff will officially head to run off in Georgia.
Nov 5, 2020 9:59 PM
@MKLPTR @TransitGeekJoe @BartDirector @SFBART Doing it at the expense of the people who have to use elevators as part of their daily commut…
Nov 5, 2020 9:35 PM
@MKLPTR @TransitGeekJoe @BartDirector @SFBART Those gates aren’t gonna stop the fare evaders. They are just going to make it harder for reg…
Nov 5, 2020 9:03 PM
@the_yeti @FitzTheReporter @GavinNewsom If @GavinNewsom chooses you over me than I would be his enemy.
Nov 5, 2020 8:41 PM
@TransitGeekJoe @BartDirector @SFBART Fare gates around elevators are a *terrible* idea. They do absolutely nothing to improve accessibilit…
Nov 5, 2020 8:37 PM
@TransitGeekJoe @BartDirector I'm afraid you are wrong on both counts. But they will make BART much harder to use for families w/ small chi…
Nov 5, 2020 8:33 PM
@TransitGeekJoe @BartDirector I dunno Joe, from where I sit her deal seems to be: make BART less safe and less accessible.
Nov 5, 2020 8:27 PM
@TransitGeekJoe Why do you say that, Joe?
Nov 5, 2020 8:20 PM
@BartDirector Me. I am disappointed that you won as well.
Nov 5, 2020 6:42 PM
@ning_sf @realDonaldTrump Yeah. It's probably not perfect. And any solution will have some trade offs. Hopefully we continue to iterate and…
Nov 5, 2020 3:35 PM
So much misinfo trails off of @realDonaldTrump’s Tweets that this seems like a good way to dampen MAGAbot misinfo replies. #LoveWhereYouWor…
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Nov 5, 2020 3:14 PM
RT @Coudal: You can’t stop the Count, he has crossed oceans of time to find you.
Nov 5, 2020 2:20 PM
RT @tef_ebooks: if you like pigeon photos i guess here's a pigeon https://t.co/21p95OwtzZ
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Nov 5, 2020 2:19 PM
RT @maggieNYT: If this happened, Biden would win based on what he has in now.
Nov 5, 2020 2:15 PM
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/xF9ty71u27
Nov 5, 2020 4:51 AM
RT @JoeBiden: Today, the Trump Administration officially left the Paris Climate Agreement. And in exactly 77 days, a Biden Administration w…
Nov 5, 2020 4:50 AM
RT @GadiNBC: #BREAKING - Large crowd of protestors now gathering in front of #Maricopa Election center https://t.co/8ljM8zoISo
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Nov 5, 2020 3:49 AM
RT @KatieS: Maybe we should just have white smoke come out of the White House or something.
Nov 5, 2020 3:32 AM
@DanScavino You and your boss are a disgrace to our country.
Nov 5, 2020 12:47 AM
RT @AynRandPaulRyan: The Trump campaign is now suing to stop the count in Georgia. 😭 Oh, the tears. Delicious.
Nov 4, 2020 9:47 PM
We all make mistakes, and I can only imagine how exhausted these reporters are.
Nov 4, 2020 9:47 PM
That @maggieNYT mis-typed Tweet had me panicking for minute.
Nov 4, 2020 9:09 PM
RT @PattersonNBC: #BREAKING: Large, animated crush of “stop the count” protestors trying to push their way into TCF hall in #Detroit where…
Nov 4, 2020 9:05 PM
@DanScavino Pennsylvania hasn’t been called yet, you cut-rate Goebbels. You and your boss’s attempts to subvert the democratic process are …
Nov 4, 2020 8:02 PM
@teresa #OnWisconsin
Nov 4, 2020 7:08 PM
Paddled out under a fogbow this AM. Sitting in the ocean for a spell seems to help in times like this. https://t.co/LeFhNT66JX
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Nov 4, 2020 5:37 PM
RT @Joyce_Karam: BREAKING: Wisconsin election commission estimates total of unreported votes at 600. Biden leads Trump in state by ~21,000…
Nov 4, 2020 3:52 PM
RT @ElectProject: Today's drama was orchestrated in advance to set the stage for Trump to question the results of the election
Nov 4, 2020 3:38 PM
RT @ezraklein: I've thought this for a bit: The key question isn't whether Trump contests the election results, but whether Fox News contes…
Nov 4, 2020 3:14 PM
@realDonaldTrump Your disgraceful attempts to undermine our election process & suppress the votes of American citizens are predictable. GTF…
Nov 4, 2020 2:41 PM
As a @UWMadison alum I hope you all understand how difficult it is for me to say "Come on Michigan, let’s #GoBlue!"
Nov 4, 2020 2:35 PM
RT @hissgldnmssr: Maybe Biden pulls it out. But if it’s this tight & the Senate stays with GOP little gets done, the US remains bitterly di…
Nov 4, 2020 2:01 PM
@jayholler I guess all we can do is try our best to make our local world less shittier. And we still have coffee.
Nov 4, 2020 2:00 PM
@jayholler I’d like to disagree with you, Jay, but here we are.
Nov 4, 2020 1:58 PM
@jayholler It’s probably all the racism.
Nov 4, 2020 1:46 PM
RT @GodisRivera: Not a chance in hell that I’ll be able to concentrate on ANYTHING today
Nov 4, 2020 1:15 PM
All right coffee, I know I’m asking for a lot, but I *really* need you to step up here. https://t.co/meL8Ou9jdT
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Nov 4, 2020 1:00 PM
RT @prchovanec: Takeaway: It most certainly can happen here.
Nov 4, 2020 10:24 AM
RT @superchunk: Brain: “wake up you haven’t panicked in several hours”
Nov 4, 2020 4:59 AM
It shouldn’t be this hard to not elect someone like Donald Trump as the President of the United States.
Nov 4, 2020 3:47 AM
Come #OnWisconsin! https://t.co/ONeOdHNnUy
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Nov 4, 2020 3:37 AM
@DanScavino 👋🖕
Nov 3, 2020 7:43 PM
#vote https://t.co/mVWf84ao0J
Nov 3, 2020 7:41 PM
Anyway, after a brief, mediocre surf I am sitting in my car in a parking lot next to the world’s most beautiful Taco Bell™, doomscrolling.
Nov 3, 2020 6:49 PM
Turns out *a lot* of people have #ElectionDay off of work and turns out *a lot* of them also thought going surfing this AM was a good idea.…
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Nov 3, 2020 3:12 PM
Throughout COVID Glen Park’s library has remained closed. This AM it’s lights were on, preparing to open as our local polling place. #vote …
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Nov 3, 2020 7:39 AM
@stumpf Whatever Robert J. Hanlon might suggest, ignorance and malice aren’t mutually exclusive.
Nov 3, 2020 6:35 AM
RT @pameliorate: Brilliant. That song finally makes sense. 👌
Nov 3, 2020 4:23 AM
RT @aunder: What the hell are we supposed to do for the next 23 hours
Nov 3, 2020 4:07 AM
@teresa LOL. Those downtown SF towers *always* remind of the Redwood City Oracle campus.
Nov 3, 2020 3:53 AM
@realDonaldTrump Remaining dependent on finite supplies of oil and gas is the opposite of "Energy Independence".
Nov 3, 2020 3:50 AM
The Twitter feature I need most is the simultaneous quote-tweeting/replying to a Tweet. https://t.co/aWfe1sEECk
Nov 3, 2020 3:31 AM
RT @JoyceWhiteVance: Exhibit A on the motion asking Justice Barrett to recuse herself from election cases.
Nov 3, 2020 3:20 AM
RT @alolita: Why isn't Election Day a national holiday? 🤔 #VOTE
Nov 3, 2020 3:15 AM
RT @julianborger: The incitement to violence is no longer coded or veiled in any way
Nov 3, 2020 3:12 AM
@jayholler That was intense. Thank you for sharing. Anyway, when are we paddling out?
Nov 3, 2020 3:11 AM
This an intense video. Not for the reasons you might expect. Worth a few minutes of your time. https://t.co/wnwrczbrRL
Nov 3, 2020 2:35 AM
I dunno, that thing looks pretty fucking scalable. https://t.co/V2BXR4KDYF
Nov 3, 2020 1:34 AM
Hi, 911? I’d like to report a murder. https://t.co/BA6L7EHwP5
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Nov 3, 2020 12:47 AM
RT @jesperfj: Proper way to eat cheese puffs while typing on computer https://t.co/JPLKRnyF6G
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Nov 3, 2020 12:36 AM
@jvreeland26 I would like to opt out of the Geico "scary" adds because I have small children who are legit terrified by that.
Nov 2, 2020 9:51 PM
@jayholler @lenazun Checking in: terrified and cautiously pessimistic at our place.
Nov 2, 2020 9:49 PM
They can't be any clearer about their efforts to stop *all* immigration. https://t.co/hOvrPF6AcD
Nov 2, 2020 9:43 PM
@HomelandKen @realDonaldTrump Hey Ken, it's telling that your interpretation of the Trump admin's policies don't actually allow any immigra…
Nov 2, 2020 8:59 PM
RT @ftrain: it's extremely difficult to, right now, with things
Nov 2, 2020 6:35 PM
The opposite of a fail whale. https://t.co/O7KhKfAn1x
Nov 2, 2020 2:25 PM
RT @TwitterSupport: A few weeks ago, we announced how we will handle Tweets about US election results. We want to remind you what to expec…
Nov 2, 2020 2:12 PM
RT @benthompson: So cool 😍 https://t.co/7il1JJsz00
Nov 2, 2020 4:30 AM
RT @vermontgmg: This alone would be one of the most inappropriate comments any president has made about the FBI and the independence of the…
Nov 2, 2020 4:28 AM
RT @Olivianuzzi: OMG: as Donald Trump speaks in Hickory, North Carolina the structure holding up the American flag collapsed behind the cro…
Nov 2, 2020 4:28 AM
RT @GeoffRBennett: The White House on lockdown: A federal law enforcement source tells NBC that beginning tomorrow, crews will build a “non…
Nov 2, 2020 4:22 AM
@realDonaldTrump I fucking hope so. That’s why I voted for him.
Nov 2, 2020 4:13 AM
@stillgray @realDonaldTrump Your desperation is showing, @DanScavino.
Nov 2, 2020 3:56 AM
@MrTooDamnOnline @GuamHat The rip will let the heat out, obviously.
Nov 2, 2020 3:55 AM
@GuamHat The orange vinyl with a rip seems like a clear winner here. I know fuck-all about ergonomics but it looks way cooler/more comforta…
Nov 2, 2020 3:47 AM
@danmayer At least you can traverse around the wet carpet. :-(
Nov 2, 2020 2:31 AM
@firepile I feel like I’ve previously answered the latter question. https://t.co/W5lNf0hM2o
Nov 2, 2020 1:34 AM
@realDonaldTrump ... https://t.co/Zgz8fIu52P
Nov 2, 2020 1:15 AM
RT @audubonsociety: From puzzles to playing cards to even a birding-themed board game, have fun while learning more about the birds you lov…
Nov 1, 2020 11:06 PM
The current President of The United States is the single greatest threat to democracy that our country has ever faced. https://t.co/nwbvUFn…
Nov 1, 2020 9:19 PM
Beach day. https://t.co/NhfrfT4qOY
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Nov 1, 2020 5:37 PM
RT @ysr1729: One would hope the result of this election would forever put an end to the political careers of Trump and his ilk, but I fear…
Nov 1, 2020 4:37 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: Reminder: a large, long period NW swell arrives later today increasing the risk of sneaker waves, rip currents and large br…
Nov 1, 2020 4:34 PM
@DanScavino 👋🖕
Nov 1, 2020 3:59 PM
RT @gillyarcht: ‘the true goal of Russia's foreign intervention is not any specific message but rather to create a world in which “nothing…
Nov 1, 2020 3:51 PM
@Michael71427131 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Tweeting stuff like that is why you have zero followers, Michael 71427131.
Nov 1, 2020 2:54 PM
RT @sarahcpr: What the actual fuck https://t.co/9AhwDhiI6O
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Nov 1, 2020 4:49 AM
@realDonaldTrump @Facebook Stop it, @DanScavino. Delete your account.
Nov 1, 2020 3:23 AM
RT @JoeBiden: The words of a president matter. And time and time again, Donald Trump has callously used his to incite violence, stoke the f…
Nov 1, 2020 1:54 AM
@realDonaldTrump This is a fucked-up thing for a POTUS to tweet. Fuck off you anti-American, un-democratic fascist. You can fuck off too,…
Nov 1, 2020 1:45 AM
RT @GreatDismal: He did it again?
Nov 1, 2020 1:34 AM
Nothing has caught fire yet so gonna take that as a win. https://t.co/f1hWheSy2l
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