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Oct 31, 2020 3:32 PM
@kpk @jayholler https://t.co/DYyt6BiBKl
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Oct 31, 2020 2:24 PM
@jayholler Good morning, Jay. ☕️ https://t.co/ePMVK31a3z
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Oct 31, 2020 12:55 PM
RT @BBCBreaking: Obituary: Sir Sean Connery, the award-winning actor who will be forever identified with 007 https://t.co/rzvL70uenx
Oct 31, 2020 10:39 AM
RT @emilybest: “Republicans have more than 300 lawsuits underway in 44 states to try to stop the counting of mail-in ballots in general.”
Oct 31, 2020 2:42 AM
RT @Policy: Today we joined industry peers and numerous organizations in filing an amicus brief that supports a legal challenge to block up…
Oct 31, 2020 1:47 AM
@umanagineer Stop writing code.
Oct 31, 2020 1:19 AM
@fchollet @hipsterelectron How about sudden time changes like the one scheduled for this Sunday?
Oct 30, 2020 7:51 PM
@micheal @cra It's a shame @ApacheAurora never evolved into the FAAS abstraction it could have been.
Oct 30, 2020 7:48 PM
@jose79280638 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump You lost me at the China/atomic bomb thing. What are you trying to say?
Oct 30, 2020 6:52 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Earlier this year Twitter sponsored the @ACMRecSys @recsyschallenge and provided a large dataset of user engagements to hel…
Oct 30, 2020 2:12 PM
RT @RasanRemzi: #BREAKING #izmir This is what is happening now in Seferihisar, Izmir, western Turkey, after a 6.6 magnitude earthquake. ht…
Oct 30, 2020 1:38 PM
RT @byjoelanderson: another way to look at this: a sex pest and wealthy middle-aged white man from mississippi previously indicted for fina…
Oct 30, 2020 3:37 AM
@lostinthegrid 👀 https://t.co/TDlsL0pNNF
Oct 30, 2020 3:34 AM
@celestiallady1 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump No I didn’t. I said the President should be following the guidance of Fauci, Birx, and the CDC…
Oct 30, 2020 3:24 AM
@freeqgal @DanScavino That’s not how it works, товарищ.
Oct 30, 2020 3:23 AM
@celestiallady1 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump #WearAMask
Oct 30, 2020 3:23 AM
@celestiallady1 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Oh right that one Antifa guy right no I didn’t hear about that anyway pretty sure POTUS should…
Oct 30, 2020 3:10 AM
@Snowfla14523230 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Yes. Again, I’m not sure what your point is.
Oct 30, 2020 2:55 AM
@adam_messinger @sayrer It wasn’t bad and wasn’t great.
Oct 30, 2020 2:55 AM
@adam_messinger @sayrer I used to work in a shared space at 13th and Van Ness and would have lunch or dinner there once a week.
Oct 30, 2020 2:53 AM
@Snowfla14523230 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Look buddy, I see you are new around here, but I’m worried you may have lost the pl…
Oct 30, 2020 2:44 AM
@Snowfla14523230 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump WTF are you talking about?
Oct 30, 2020 2:39 AM
@Snowfla14523230 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump What the fuck are you trying to say?
Oct 30, 2020 2:26 AM
@FogleBird Sadly no. But one day I am gonna have a really shitty margarita there after a session.
Oct 30, 2020 2:24 AM
Got 15 mins. (1 wave) of surfing in this AM between kid drop offs and work, but I did score a photo of California gulls on top of Taco Bell…
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Oct 30, 2020 2:18 AM
@jose79280638 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Delete your account.
Oct 30, 2020 1:39 AM
@SusanPotter Back in college my buddy Andy just sautéed some weed and poured the melted butter on bread to make pot toast.
Oct 30, 2020 1:35 AM
@DanScavino Shit like this is why COVID-19 cases are spiking and why @realDonaldTrump has failed as a leader.
Oct 30, 2020 1:25 AM
RT @costareports: “end of 2021”
Oct 30, 2020 1:15 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: Biden campaign not happy with Facebook right now https://t.co/U96j8WHnN9
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Oct 29, 2020 8:30 PM
Current "office" view. https://t.co/4oAKQs70wh
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Oct 29, 2020 5:04 AM
In what scant free time I have I built a slightly modified (halt button/LED) version of @ben_eater’s speed adjustable/steppable clock modul…
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Oct 29, 2020 4:42 AM
RT @cd_hooks: SENATOR: Do you see this tweet I did? JACK: Yes. It says, Eugene V. Dabs. And then there’s a photoshop of what looks like Eug…
Oct 29, 2020 4:38 AM
RT @Lawrence: Brett Kavanaugh's stunningly ignorant Supreme Court opinion contains significant factual error.
Oct 29, 2020 4:37 AM
RT @VermontSOS: We have formally requested that #SCOTUS correct the erroneous claim by Justice Kavanaugh that #VT has not changed voting pr…
Oct 29, 2020 4:29 AM
@ArlanWasHere Nothing wrong with pop FWIW, but surprised the alt music host became an alt right host.
Oct 29, 2020 4:28 AM
@ArlanWasHere And she was the host of 120 Minutes IIRC...not like the pop stuff, initially. The mind boggles.
Oct 29, 2020 4:27 AM
@ArlanWasHere IKR?!
Oct 29, 2020 4:20 AM
@zkiehl @tmcarr @JeremyDK @arrdem @mokomull *reluctantly opens @SlackHQ app and begins scrolling back through #tcc*
Oct 29, 2020 4:18 AM
@zkiehl @tmcarr @JeremyDK @arrdem @mokomull Same.
Oct 29, 2020 3:26 AM
@kevino @kathleencodes Because roadmap planning is every three weeks now.
Oct 29, 2020 3:25 AM
@kevino @kathleencodes It has taken over the regular NYT crossword as the best escape from reality over here.
Oct 29, 2020 3:23 AM
@mikeindustries And, yeah, agreed. Twitter is mostly fun (for me), and the last four years have been such a goddamn waste.
Oct 29, 2020 3:21 AM
@mikeindustries There is something wonderful and perfect in Brandolini’s Law’s initial formulation being a Tweet. https://t.co/eWFUREiAwA
Oct 29, 2020 3:17 AM
@tophiloliver @DanScavino Tweets like that are why you only have one follower, Phillip.
Oct 29, 2020 3:12 AM
@mikeindustries Of course *all* proofs of Brandolini’s Law are, inherently, wasteful.
Oct 29, 2020 3:11 AM
@mikeindustries I’d argue that Twitter, if not the Internet itself, is the world’s most wasteful proof of Brandolini’s Law.
Oct 29, 2020 2:49 AM
RT @patagonia: The Tongass is the largest intact temperate rainforests, but not for long. The Trump administration will open up all 16.7 mi…
Oct 29, 2020 2:42 AM
@ChiefScientist @Saskajanet @TeaDrivenDev Wow, what great photos!
Oct 29, 2020 2:40 AM
@TeamNevisLoans @DanScavino It’s not your lives we care about. It’s the lives you put at risk with this selfish, childish behavior.
Oct 29, 2020 2:25 AM
@Merkaba369 @DanScavino Later "777 American Flag". It’s been real.
Oct 29, 2020 2:20 AM
@Merkaba369 @DanScavino Like I said, the anonymous accounts always talk tough.
Oct 29, 2020 2:17 AM
@Merkaba369 @DanScavino ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m out here IRL. You are the one shitposting from an anonymous account.
Oct 29, 2020 2:15 AM
@Merkaba369 @DanScavino Hey, I’m not the one hiding "Yellow Cube 777".
Oct 29, 2020 1:58 AM
@Merkaba369 @DanScavino The anonymous accounts always talk tough.
Oct 28, 2020 11:56 PM
RT @SenSanders: If Trump could get $287 million of his debt canceled for his bogus real estate deals, please don't tell me we can't cancel…
Oct 28, 2020 11:49 PM
RT @steve_vladeck: One more time: 1. *Every* state counts ballots past Election Day. 2. Every state except one (Delaware) waits at least…
Oct 28, 2020 11:46 PM
@micheal The mind boggles.
Oct 28, 2020 11:38 PM
@RicZambini @DanScavino Why? Justin Hunter may be a reckless dumbass, but he’s not the President of the United States. #WearAMask
Oct 28, 2020 9:54 PM
@ItayDonanhirsh I do.
Oct 28, 2020 8:53 PM
@bllyrush @DanScavino What's your point Bill?
Oct 28, 2020 8:45 PM
What idiot called it "Source" instead of "A New Kind of Science"?
Oct 28, 2020 8:23 PM
@DanScavino The nation needs a restraining order against the President and his public-health threatening rallies.
Oct 28, 2020 8:03 PM
RT @BillyKorando: @igb Fixed: https://t.co/3zaaUeJXWy
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Oct 28, 2020 7:54 PM
Spotted this Brewer’s blackbird at the beach this AM. Fun and mellow waves in between kid drop-offs and work. 🌊🏄🏼 https://t.co/ymej0ltzMS
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Oct 28, 2020 7:30 PM
RT @yoyoel: We’re introducing “pre-bunks” for some of the most common misleading claims about #Election2020. Research shows that getting…
Oct 28, 2020 7:25 PM
RT @darrenrovell: Wisconsin announces 12 people have tested positive for Covid-19 since Saturday. It includes head coach Paul Chryst. Game…
Oct 28, 2020 7:24 PM
@mikedob3 What is a "lier"?
Oct 28, 2020 4:15 PM
Oh yeah? I was into Integrated Senate Video Player before it was cool. https://t.co/PipHlIkaLw
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Oct 28, 2020 2:15 PM
👀 https://t.co/be4QBGFiNZ
Oct 28, 2020 1:21 PM
@DanScavino #MAGA https://t.co/HHStrD0hn7
Oct 28, 2020 1:21 PM
@DanScavino 🤔 https://t.co/HHStrD0hn7
Oct 28, 2020 4:55 AM
@pt There is definitely a legit plagiarism problem. I like the distinction you made earlier about active content replication for $$$.
Oct 28, 2020 4:53 AM
@pt Maybe. I dunno. Sometimes I search to see if someone made the same joke as I did. Sometimes I just tweet it w/o checking.
Oct 28, 2020 4:50 AM
@pt Like "@{someone} already tweeted that joke three weeks ago. Are you sure you want to tweet this?"
Oct 28, 2020 4:49 AM
@pt Would love to see us invest in a feature that helps prevent (or warn) about even accidental duplication of existing Tweets.
Oct 28, 2020 4:47 AM
@pt That said, who knows. I’ve (accidentally?) duplicated content I’d seen months or years before.
Oct 28, 2020 4:45 AM
@pt Sure, but social media also means that the odds are pretty good that the first X=4 has been seen by probable creators within...~8 hours?
Oct 28, 2020 4:33 AM
@DanScavino You dumb-ass motherfuckers are putting people at risk on purpose. Seriously, WTF is your damage Dan? https://t.co/CAM12BlPDh
Oct 28, 2020 4:22 AM
@pt Or maybe a Liebniz / Spinoza -esque coincidence, but I’m guessing rip off.
Oct 28, 2020 4:17 AM
@pt Sadly it was a rip off. https://t.co/F3LdcjL68N
Oct 28, 2020 3:48 AM
@satanjeev @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Yeah, I *vaguely* remember some problematic stuff.
Oct 28, 2020 3:45 AM
@satanjeev @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Except for the mid-century Belgian racism.
Oct 28, 2020 3:45 AM
@satanjeev @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Tin Tin! What a great idea!!!
Oct 28, 2020 3:25 AM
RT @nitashatiku: A group of 30 women Indian engineers who are Dalits-or members of the lowest rank caste-and work for Google, Apple, Micros…
Oct 28, 2020 3:16 AM
@SPQR_V_XIII @HomelandKen WWJD?
Oct 28, 2020 3:14 AM
@HomelandKen You are a bad actor, Ken.
Oct 28, 2020 2:57 AM
RT @benj_fry: I just got notice my ballot was received and will be counted. Make sure to vote folks, vote like it could be your last chanc…
Oct 28, 2020 2:51 AM
@micheal @vinucharanya What idiot called it "Cortex" instead of "Bird Brain".
Oct 28, 2020 2:48 AM
@micheal SLR?
Oct 28, 2020 2:45 AM
@micheal What a great shot!!!
Oct 28, 2020 2:45 AM
RT @micheal: California Scrub Jay hanging out in the backyard https://t.co/EEA2CVZP4x
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Oct 28, 2020 2:39 AM
Parenting-wise I am gonna call this a win. https://t.co/mlLbYyLpw7
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Oct 28, 2020 2:20 AM
@tmcarr @arrdem @kdspaul Inbox zero fucks.
Oct 28, 2020 2:16 AM
@arrdem @tmcarr @kdspaul It’s better over here. https://t.co/Y9CcjvH436
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Oct 28, 2020 2:12 AM
@tmcarr @arrdem @kdspaul There’s another way, Travis. There’s another way. https://t.co/5O3hQmTXMD
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Oct 28, 2020 1:52 AM
RT @amyf: Drop the ballot off in person! Your vote matters!
Oct 28, 2020 1:52 AM
RT @EricHolder: It’s too late to use the mails. Given Supreme Court rulings I urge everyone to now vote in person; early vote or use drop b…
Oct 28, 2020 1:35 AM
Spotted this great blue heron while driving down Embarcadero this evening on my way to pick up the kid. #BirdPhotographyBehindTheWheel http…
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Oct 27, 2020 9:53 PM
RT @acnewsitics: If you are willing to stand in line for 6 hours to vote, you won't be voting for the people who made you stand in line for…
Oct 27, 2020 7:57 PM
RT @mattdpearce: After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a tri…
Oct 27, 2020 2:25 PM
@cacoco Happy birthday Chris! 🎉 And, uh, to Sylvia Plath too. ☹️
Oct 27, 2020 1:24 PM
RT @hexadecim8: This was always the purpose of rushing this nominee through. https://t.co/wVNVZmrWHN
Oct 27, 2020 6:33 AM
@gctaylor Have you tried singing yourself a Northuldran lullaby? https://t.co/WVQKkEOmJB
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Oct 27, 2020 6:11 AM
8 (tho Microsoft Access should really be like 2 or 3 points IMO) Also why isn’t FileMaker Pro™ on this list? https://t.co/sxmxlgde17
Oct 27, 2020 4:04 AM
@DanScavino Hey Dan, maybe it’s time to detach your caboose from the "Trump Train" before history casts you as a cut-rate wannabe Goebbels.
Oct 27, 2020 3:50 AM
@DanScavino "While we walk in darkness, we lie and do not practice the truth."
Oct 27, 2020 2:35 AM
"Neocon" is short for "Neo-Confederate".
Oct 27, 2020 1:33 AM
@CaptainPJ Congratulations Courtney!!! 🙌🏻
Oct 26, 2020 7:20 PM
RT @nikitab: NASA: oh hey you guys are back early Astronauts: moon’s wet NASA: what? Astronauts: *loading up the rocket with paper towels a…
Oct 26, 2020 6:38 PM
I learned so much about software and computers there. Really an amazing opportunity at an amazing time in tech (1999-2001).
Oct 26, 2020 6:38 PM
Just kidding. My boss quit to join a startup in Evanston, IL so they gave me her job.
Oct 26, 2020 6:38 PM
I clawed my way up the org ladder to eventually become the Webmaster of @AdlerPlanet.
Oct 26, 2020 6:38 PM
I quit to move to Chicago where I got my first tech job as the Assistant Webmaster of @AdlerPlanet.
Oct 26, 2020 6:38 PM
I was an editorial assistant at @UWMadison’s Office of Publications. One of the best jobs I’ve ever had. https://t.co/ohvlvx5Nan
Oct 26, 2020 5:59 PM
RT @mikeindustries: A designer at Amazon once told me that sometimes when designers argue for consistency over there, someone outside of De…
Oct 26, 2020 5:33 AM
RT @Thom_Hartmann: (1/18) Will American elections ever again be legitimate? …
Oct 26, 2020 5:21 AM
Fire in Glen Park this evening. Somewhere around Penny Lane and Diamond. https://t.co/wF9hazQdOE
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Oct 26, 2020 5:18 AM
@RoyalRubicon @PoliticusSarah Wut?
Oct 26, 2020 5:05 AM
RT @benmvp: Hey! I know that guy! 😂 I'll be speaking on November 5th at #QConPlus with a talk called "From Mixins to Custom Hooks: History…
Oct 26, 2020 4:34 AM
@maddiestone @lilyhnewman What a great article! Also some Glen Park pride for our awesome local chert cliffs and boulders showing up in tho…
Oct 26, 2020 3:53 AM
RT @tomgara: The limited experiences I’ve had with the nastiest parts of Twitter make me think that if they want to cool the site down duri…
Oct 26, 2020 3:40 AM
@mikedob3 Huh?
Oct 26, 2020 3:30 AM
RT @PoliticusSarah: This was Trump's epic meltdown on 60 Minutes and it was even worse than reported. Trump literally ran away because he d…
Oct 26, 2020 3:23 AM
Sellery De Niro https://t.co/SM7w5kgnSx
Oct 26, 2020 3:10 AM
19. https://t.co/pm70SsjjuD
Oct 26, 2020 2:03 AM
RT @cwarzel: amazing stuff
Oct 26, 2020 1:57 AM
Sparklines *and* birds! This is the content I am extremely here for on this hellish and wonderful website. https://t.co/QTzQewsRts
Oct 26, 2020 1:47 AM
RT @amandapalmer: https://t.co/BNqBv1UH3S
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Oct 25, 2020 9:54 PM
@jdecked @jayholler @thesonicyouth OMG please yes. /cc: whomever is the PM for this
Oct 25, 2020 9:48 PM
@jayholler @msilver @thesonicyouth Was for Matt. Poor canoe management on my part.
Oct 25, 2020 9:47 PM
@msilver @jayholler @thesonicyouth Can you usually see my alt text?
Oct 25, 2020 7:08 PM
@jayholler @msilver @thesonicyouth IKR? We’ll have to write a bot next hackweek that replies to Twitter execs that Tweet images without alt…
Oct 25, 2020 7:04 PM
@jayholler @thesonicyouth I think the tag only shows up for Tweet authors...I’ve never seen it on anyone else’s tweeted images.
Oct 25, 2020 6:58 PM
@jayholler @thesonicyouth It’s a shame the clients don’t make it easier to view alt text outside of system #a11y tools.
Oct 25, 2020 6:57 PM
@jayholler @thesonicyouth If you view source and search for "aging gen-Xer" you should be able to view my alt-text. :-)
Oct 25, 2020 6:56 PM
@jayholler @thesonicyouth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/BZYW2pi4U4
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Oct 25, 2020 6:43 PM
@jayholler @thesonicyouth That’s because it’s alt-rock text.
Oct 25, 2020 6:39 PM
@jayholler @thesonicyouth At least there should be.
Oct 25, 2020 6:38 PM
@jayholler @thesonicyouth Yes there is.
Oct 25, 2020 4:23 PM
@heyjoshua @thesonicyouth https://t.co/IcCRmUCYWZ
Oct 25, 2020 3:58 PM
Got this kool thing in the mail yesterday. #WearAMask https://t.co/biYsLtGev2
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Oct 25, 2020 3:15 AM
RT @maggieNYT: Our first story on the outbreak in the VP's office, which has impacted at least 3 people > https://t.co/GVaRLNfC7c
Oct 24, 2020 11:17 PM
Pushing around with the family this afternoon. https://t.co/OG5hfrHYJT
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Oct 24, 2020 10:35 PM
@brian_armstrong @robrhinehart "No wonder his son killed himself." What the fuck is wrong with you?
Oct 24, 2020 8:51 PM
RT @anygirlfriday: this new quote tweet as default was definitely decided by a guy. only a guy would assume we all want his opinion on ever…
Oct 24, 2020 8:43 PM
@laurenmzabel Happy Birthday Lauren!
Oct 24, 2020 6:17 PM
@DanScavino @JoeBiden I mean, they are. And racist chumps at that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oct 24, 2020 3:41 PM
It’s hard to stay socially distant in a Lindamar lineup. 😬🌊🏄🏼
Oct 24, 2020 1:30 PM
I was an Odeo user. https://t.co/kokEmGUf6h
Oct 24, 2020 2:02 AM
@44 (Not sure “libel” is the right word here.)
Oct 24, 2020 2:01 AM
@44 ...and while preventing the distribution of propaganda and libel.
Oct 24, 2020 2:00 AM
@44 ...but as a long-term feature we need a better way to ensure amplification of others is easy without intermediation...
Oct 24, 2020 1:59 AM
@44 As a tactical fix to minimize the amplification of disinformation leading up to the election this is the right call...
Oct 24, 2020 1:58 AM
@44 I think the “think about it” aspect is great...what’s not great is QT’s often signal and faves away from the original Tweet.
Oct 23, 2020 10:37 PM
@doriantaylor I used to use a de-humidifier in the bathroom. I suspect it hastened the demise of a wet suit or two, but got them dry overni…
Oct 23, 2020 9:00 PM
RT @MelissaWrites22: TRUMP’S EYES WHEN BIDEN SAID “COCAINE!” Omg! 😳 #DebateTonight https://t.co/wNJNsHmeOl
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Oct 23, 2020 5:18 PM
@doriantaylor You really should get into surfing. Way more fun then just swimming. ;-)
Oct 23, 2020 1:00 PM
RT @TheDweck: The President struck a new gentler tone tonight when he described his orphan warehouses as clean
Oct 23, 2020 3:22 AM
@DLoesch @guypbenson As long as we all agree that Trump is a racist xenophobe then who gives a fuck if Biden lied about that?
Oct 23, 2020 2:55 AM
RT @_aswesterman: Let an @NPR host moderate a debate. I’ve directed live shows & coverage with the network for years. We know how to get a…
Oct 23, 2020 2:44 AM
@evanm @jkalucki @truebe 👋🍸 https://t.co/2rTtRcxG2r
Oct 23, 2020 2:25 AM
@TonyPrintezis I’m still trying to decide who to vote for.
Oct 23, 2020 2:23 AM
And stressful.
Oct 23, 2020 2:22 AM
This is fucking exhausting.
Oct 23, 2020 1:50 AM
RT @benmvp: I was recently interviewed by @ModelExpand about leadership, diversity & other things. It was fun sharing about my career and I…
Oct 23, 2020 1:23 AM
RT @jeffvandermeer: Great Blue Heron wistfully daydreaming of a mouse-sized Trump. #DebateTonight https://t.co/ay7lXmGdy7
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Oct 23, 2020 1:21 AM
@jdecked Yep.
Oct 22, 2020 10:57 PM
RT @pelikan_cache: We’ve got some cool results running Pelikan with ADQ: - 1 million QPS on a single socket (no batching or pipelining) - o…
Oct 22, 2020 10:23 PM
RT @joshcarlosjosh: when you try to explain twitter to someone who isn't on it: https://t.co/s03zS0jhDE
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Oct 22, 2020 10:22 PM
@ScaleByTheBay @ChiefScientist @schrockn @crichardson Not a mistake if you are building something like Twitter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oct 22, 2020 9:18 PM
RT @JaniceForBART: The moment when a BART deputy police chief needs to tell one of my board colleagues “it’s not illegal to be homeless” 🔥🔥🔥
Oct 22, 2020 7:20 PM
@gdickinson They are absolutely terrifying at this age. Ours enjoys playing with toy knives & sitting quietly in her sister's room, watchin…
Oct 22, 2020 6:58 PM
RT @rashiq: I reverse engineered mcdonald's internal api and I'm currently placing an order worth $18,752 every minute at every mcdonald's…
Oct 22, 2020 5:31 PM
RT @sfchronicle: As a sign of the times, a West Portal home is decked out for Halloween with a giant face mask in San Francisco. Photo by…
Oct 22, 2020 2:41 PM
@marsanfra @dcouvering I think @ysr1729, @TonyPrintezis, @umatweep, and @john_coomes would have more insight into the tradeoffs.
Oct 22, 2020 2:31 PM
RT @Sharat_Chander: A new word to add to your Enterprise Buzzword Bingo Card: "Frictionless"
Oct 22, 2020 8:29 AM
RT @brunoborges: Name one #Java library that you wish was shipped out of the box with #OpenJDK.
Oct 21, 2020 11:36 PM
RT @LizHackett: I was only five minutes away from my mom when she died. Five minutes. We weren't allowed to visit her. Vote for what will f…
Oct 21, 2020 11:35 PM
RT @kaitlancollins: The FBI is about to hold an abruptly scheduled press conference on election security.
Oct 21, 2020 8:28 PM
@HeerJeet I re-read (some) and read (some) of the sequels. All in all some pretty good stuff.
Oct 21, 2020 8:23 PM
RT @AliceAvizandum: ASTRONAUT: [loading gun] moon’s haunted
Oct 21, 2020 5:41 AM
@PaoloMRivera Wait, what?
Oct 21, 2020 4:05 AM
Hey @TwitterDev, what's the 2020 equivalent to the downsampled "firehose" API from back in the day?
Oct 21, 2020 3:57 AM
RT @johnolilly: Tonight feeling less like QAnon Twitter and more like old school, better Twitter.
Oct 21, 2020 3:34 AM
As COVID cases surge across the US and Europe, @SlackHQ should pivot from enterprise chat to a whimsical and compelling MMO game.
Oct 21, 2020 3:18 AM
@chanian The Nas is a nice touch.
Oct 21, 2020 3:11 AM
@davidjrusek We are all gone be where your schools is at in a few months.
Oct 21, 2020 3:04 AM
@seb_m Hell yeah.
Oct 21, 2020 2:36 AM
RT @momtransparent1: I love my kids, but I love them a little more when they are sleeping.
Oct 21, 2020 2:07 AM
GOOD EVENING MOON https://t.co/tt6BcfnIXh
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Oct 21, 2020 1:35 AM
@spotifypodcasts @Spotify Fuck off and get this garbage out of my timeline.
Oct 21, 2020 1:22 AM
RT @jack: You can retweet retweet too, just leave blank and hit the [re]tweet button
Oct 21, 2020 1:16 AM
RT @shannonrwatts: I’ve written 13 tweets and deleted them because I don’t know what to say. What do you say to this? How do you reckon bei…
Oct 20, 2020 11:41 PM
@npbtracker Sup.
Oct 20, 2020 11:39 PM
@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump What's with the focus on Pennsylvania? Shooting the moon on the Hatch Act violations here @Scavino45?
Oct 20, 2020 11:37 PM
@LoriLorusso I use Windex. It's pretty effective.
Oct 20, 2020 11:25 PM
@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump @SBAgov Just Pennsylvania? That seems a little odd.
Oct 20, 2020 11:21 PM
@AngelaS59041897 @DanScavino That is an ignorant and dangerous opinion "Angie".
Oct 20, 2020 8:30 PM
@MadMike4883 @TonyReali @Stugotz790 But I also cringe at how much my internal biases inform my mental images.
Oct 20, 2020 8:29 PM
@MadMike4883 @TonyReali @Stugotz790 Yeah, as a podcast listener of the show it's always fun/suprising to place a face with a voice/personal…
Oct 20, 2020 7:40 PM
RT @DrTomFrieden: 300,000 deaths above baseline between January 3 and October 26. So many did not have to die. A minimally competent US fed…
Oct 20, 2020 1:21 PM
@nvgrw We call them "resumés” on this side of the pond.
Oct 20, 2020 1:13 PM
@WHRapidResponse A majority of Americans don’t want @realDonaldTrump as President.
Oct 20, 2020 12:34 PM
@sovietvisuals Ok, but what the heck are they building behind it?
Oct 20, 2020 2:02 AM
I want...no, I *need* this on a coffee mug. https://t.co/yxXbeUfFec
Oct 20, 2020 1:54 AM
@HeyChelseaTroy @AdlerPlanet Great thread & what a wonderful poem. Also, @AdlerPlanet FTW! I used to work there at the turn of the century.
Oct 20, 2020 1:38 AM
The Procession of Simulacra https://t.co/t19xbyItUg
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Oct 20, 2020 1:05 AM
RT @TheJeffBridges: As the Dude would say.. New S**T has come to light. I have been diagnosed with Lymphoma. Although it is a serious dis…
Oct 20, 2020 1:01 AM
RT @SikhProf: ExxonMobil wants nothing to do with Trump's gaslighting...
Oct 19, 2020 11:40 PM
@helenjstoddard More like an "interesting GET" amirite?
Oct 19, 2020 11:05 PM
RT @exxonmobil: We are aware of the President’s statement regarding a hypothetical call with our CEO…and just so we’re all clear, it never…
Oct 19, 2020 10:30 PM
Check out this interview with *my* hero, @pgarg. https://t.co/n9Ub0h0vZm
Oct 19, 2020 9:18 PM
RT @NWS_NTWC: Mon Oct 19 21:02:37 UTC 2020 event picture https://t.co/XvUPn6bXsY
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Oct 19, 2020 9:11 PM
RT @USGS_Quakes: Preliminary Event: M 7.4 - 94 km SE of Sand Point, Alaska https://t.co/YCW1KGuPLO
Oct 19, 2020 9:09 PM
@jayholler Something Pareto principle something.
Oct 19, 2020 7:48 PM
RT @AstroKatie: “Sorry, I’ve been totally swamped lately” where “lately” is the past five years
Oct 19, 2020 7:39 PM
Spotted this killdeer on the beach after a fun surfing session this AM. 🌊🏄🏼🐦 https://t.co/p5THjPhWbO
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Oct 19, 2020 2:17 PM
@rit That is what distributed systems developers use for health insurance when they are between jobs.
Oct 19, 2020 2:15 PM
Going to skip the shower this AM because we do not use SOAP on a day of REST. #LoveWhereYouWork
Oct 19, 2020 3:21 AM
RT @SenChrisLarson: Contact tracing from Trump rallies alone could employ more people than Foxconn has in WI.
Oct 19, 2020 2:01 AM
Can we mute Tweets based on alt-text yet? https://t.co/T88cBWgHvj
Oct 18, 2020 11:54 PM
@arrdem “Weird pontiflex, but ☧”
Oct 18, 2020 11:53 PM
@msilver Rarely: this is my usual bird-photo camera. I lug it pretty much everywhere I think we might see birds. https://t.co/tNyTS37BjU
Oct 18, 2020 10:54 PM
After a long, hot day at the beach it’s nice to cool down with a beer and a breeze and the fog rolling in. https://t.co/ZapBflaZ3R
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Oct 18, 2020 2:36 AM
@realDonaldTrump My dude. Read the room. And the economy. And the sickness and death.
Oct 18, 2020 1:54 AM
@burritojustice Pretty swell, I’d say.
Oct 18, 2020 1:00 AM
@HydrangeaFanYo @DanScavino No need to wait. Masks *reduce* the chance of the mask-wearer transmitting COVID to someone else. Not a perfec…
Oct 18, 2020 12:55 AM
@HydrangeaFanYo @DanScavino Only one person this country is responsible for a national, coordinated response to COVID and he’s holding rall…
Oct 18, 2020 12:29 AM
@AriFleischer The President is supposed to be managing the country’s response to COVID. Instead he flouts CDC guidelines and puts people at…
Oct 18, 2020 12:18 AM
@BobbyD_FL Happy Birthday!
Oct 18, 2020 12:09 AM
@Spiderm62552457 @DanScavino It’s always the guys hiding behind anonymous Twitter accounts that talk the toughest.
Oct 17, 2020 11:54 PM
RT @allspaw: how it started how it’s going https://t.co/lbqihE6pDp
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Oct 17, 2020 11:34 PM
@jayholler Join me, Jay. https://t.co/fznzwmT4hJ
Oct 17, 2020 11:31 PM
@jayholler I miss seeing birds in other countries. https://t.co/CsIJv6vdWu
Oct 17, 2020 11:26 PM
RT @Chasten: ok but heads up it’s really hard to travel to other countries right now because of, uh, you.
Oct 17, 2020 11:08 PM
@yasbuongermino @DanScavino I’m not sure I understand your point.
Oct 17, 2020 11:05 PM
@RichardJBJ @DanScavino How do you figure?
Oct 17, 2020 11:04 PM
@yasbuongermino @DanScavino 6% of all COVID-caused deaths are due to COVID alone vs. COVID + other conditions like obesity, heart illness, …
Oct 17, 2020 10:53 PM
@yasbuongermino @DanScavino @OANN Luckily we still have science. #WearAMask when outside and avoid large gatherings.
Oct 17, 2020 10:52 PM
@yasbuongermino @DanScavino @OANN I’m not sure I understand what you are trying to say. You are highlighting the fact that COVID is killing…
Oct 17, 2020 10:45 PM
@kvandamme04 @DanScavino Look, @scavino45 and @realDonaldTrump are bad for America, but calling their efforts to discredit the 2020 electio…
Oct 17, 2020 10:40 PM
@yasbuongermino @DanScavino Hey Yasmin, do yourself, your family, and the rest of us a favor and get your COVID science from the CDC instea…
Oct 17, 2020 10:36 PM
@firetan46 @DanScavino Hello anonymous frend. Please read these guidelines and take care of yourself and, more importantly, those around yo…
Oct 17, 2020 10:31 PM
@wh0967 @DanScavino No. They aren’t the President of the United States and his staff who are *supposed* to be trying to manage the nation’s…
Oct 17, 2020 10:03 PM
@DanScavino You folks know there’s a global pandemic going on right now, yeah?
Oct 17, 2020 8:14 PM
@skilldrick 😲
Oct 17, 2020 8:13 PM
RT @RecParkSF: So happy to see kids getting out and playing! #Playsafe
Oct 17, 2020 7:36 PM
Spotted this northern flicker at the park this morning. https://t.co/7FHFcUqV50
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Oct 17, 2020 6:16 PM
SF playgrounds are open again. 🙏🏻 https://t.co/vmBl7m3Pm1
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Oct 17, 2020 1:24 PM
RT @prchovanec: Wisconsin's average daily number of deaths has started to rise. https://t.co/3rMTwL3OUn
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Oct 17, 2020 6:07 AM
RT @TechtonicaOrg: Thanks to @kathleencodes, @railfan_, @imanhpoint, @kaushlaks, @wangjun, @sidthekidder, @ivantures ("I'm my interviewee's…
Oct 17, 2020 5:36 AM
RT @JessicaHuseman: Imagine tweeting this and then having that president call you “Rick” multiple times in front of thousands of people
Oct 17, 2020 4:49 AM
@kimmaicutler The Christian Bale / Gavin Newsom overlap is also vocal: https://t.co/P0z5SidPaQ
Oct 17, 2020 3:22 AM
@stumpf Sounds like she was a bigger nerd than you though.
Oct 17, 2020 3:15 AM
hey @jayholler, there is something you need to see... https://t.co/4XyPeQptJn
Oct 16, 2020 11:00 PM
RT @SFBART: Short answer: We kind of said no when the producers of the Simpsons reached out in the 1990s. Source: https://t.co/CTWtH3NbtO…
Oct 16, 2020 10:59 PM
@jayholler @cwoodfield A yes, attempting to break encryption using a brute-force approach.
Oct 16, 2020 10:22 PM
RT @jcb10: Just got this text message and @SSFPolice are trying to track the drone owners. C’mon man. #SignHillFire https://t.co/T0UQV5PAuN
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Oct 16, 2020 8:53 PM
"[Facebook is] such a mess – it's as if they drove a Klan car into a gold mine and fell in."
Oct 16, 2020 8:27 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: Fire on Sign Hill. https://t.co/OLYW8LSWjC
Oct 16, 2020 8:27 PM
@toshok Bugzilla was Perl IIRC.
Oct 16, 2020 6:07 PM
Update from @Yubico: https://t.co/w70AFi722m
Oct 16, 2020 6:00 PM
@jpd You can be super pro-active around supporting folks. Especially if they don’t know they can ask you for support.
Oct 16, 2020 5:59 PM
RT @RCManning: @igb yes they will. (we see the wash/dry scenario pretty regularly, and the keys just get nice and clean)
Oct 16, 2020 5:57 PM
@jpd Oncall pro-tip: join your NOC slack channel (or wherever incidents surface) & add keyword alerts for your team’s domain (e.g. "JVM" or…
Oct 16, 2020 5:49 PM
@normanmaurer I am 0 for 2 on AirPods surviving the laundry cycle. :-(
Oct 16, 2020 5:22 PM
Related: will a Yubikey work after a wash/dry laundry cycle?
Oct 16, 2020 5:19 PM
TIL: Yubikeys are super easy to misplace and super hard to find.
Oct 16, 2020 4:20 PM
@hobbes188 Indeed! (Also @danluu is one of my colleagues and a close collaborator of the #TwitterVMTeam).
Oct 16, 2020 3:54 AM
RT @cnnbrk: The Trump administration has rejected California's request for a disaster declaration for six destructive wildfires, including…
Oct 16, 2020 3:52 AM
@teganmierle Ouch. https://t.co/9VFSgQHZGj
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Oct 16, 2020 3:18 AM
This AM I dug out my Apple Pencil™ from a beach-sand-filled backpack & found that the magnetic latchpoints had picked up (iron?) particles.…
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Oct 16, 2020 2:51 AM
RT @TechCrunch: Stripe acquires Nigeria's Paystack for $200M+ to expand into the African continent https://t.co/lmOjf78EIz by @ingridlunden
Oct 16, 2020 2:38 AM
RT @JayTeeTodd: Weird substitute for a stimulus check but I’ll take it
Oct 16, 2020 1:48 AM
RT @TJay: Moved, inspired, and strengthened by the youth of Nigeria who are courageously combatting police brutality. Using their voices/pl…
Oct 16, 2020 1:42 AM
@DanScavino @TeamTrump I’m not sure it was really all that great of a night for him, Dan. Anyway, here’s a "highlight": https://t.co/xEXY…
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Oct 16, 2020 1:34 AM
@emilyst https://t.co/d1fd1guXVb
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Oct 15, 2020 11:48 PM
Modus vivendi. https://t.co/OIKnKJrvWq
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Oct 15, 2020 11:38 PM
RT @rogerbellin: Twitter is truly the America of websites
Oct 15, 2020 11:20 PM
RT @jimsciutto: New: Chris Christie spent 7 days in ICU, says “I was wrong to not wear a mask" at WH event “ I hope that my experience sho…
Oct 15, 2020 9:08 PM
@cklavery Sure. Please feel free to use it.
Oct 15, 2020 1:55 PM
RT @edokeefe: JUST IN: @KamalaHarris canceling her campaign travel schedule through Sunday after two campaign staffers, including her commu…
Oct 15, 2020 5:31 AM
@djpardis Beer brats and sausages. #OnWisconsin https://t.co/5sinAiqiFO
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Oct 15, 2020 5:14 AM
@firepile Also maybe you all can come back to California? I mean, we are gonna fuck it up too but at least there’s a bit of a delay.
Oct 15, 2020 5:13 AM
@firepile Stay safe.
Oct 15, 2020 4:59 AM
@arrdem Just turn on device alerts for @jpd and go to sleep. If he tweets and animated GIF then log on to #TCC.
Oct 15, 2020 4:35 AM
@jennaabarham https://t.co/a9JAdz6OsP
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Oct 15, 2020 3:37 AM
RT @russbites: NBD. Just 2020 being 2020 at local Rochester rink tonite. https://t.co/Nbkc0z7uIW
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Oct 15, 2020 3:18 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: At the time the Constitution was ratified, women couldn't vote, much less be judges.
Oct 15, 2020 1:46 AM
6yo: "Hey Dad, can we do something?" Me: "Sure, in a minute." 6yo: "ALEXA! SET A TIMER FOR ONE MINUTE!!!"
Oct 15, 2020 1:11 AM
@ClaraJeffery NY CT WI IL SC CA
Oct 14, 2020 10:41 PM
RT @Caterina: Lies are fast and truth is slow.
Oct 14, 2020 4:54 PM
@catsynth Stern Grove?
Oct 14, 2020 3:23 PM
RT @WindsorMann: Even Trump is worse off today than he was four years ago.
Oct 14, 2020 5:07 AM
RT @npilch: Albany, just vote. Just do it. https://t.co/aoOkFgLUlB
Oct 14, 2020 4:47 AM
RT @lil_dill: Inspiration can come from anywhere https://t.co/8TGEuVSAIv
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Oct 13, 2020 10:56 PM
@hucklebot New-to-me Future Islands! You have yet to lead me wrong music-wise, Katie, so I have "Tin Man" on repeat and will dig more into …
Oct 13, 2020 5:30 PM
@44 Schumpeterian waste FTW!
Oct 13, 2020 4:36 PM
@amdev https://t.co/OhHGZo7sBb
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Oct 13, 2020 4:31 PM
Shoe-shopping online for kids is a fucking nightmare in terms of getting the sizes right.
Oct 13, 2020 3:04 PM
The signal to roids ratio is pretty bad this morning. https://t.co/AxxLxvfF0U
Oct 13, 2020 7:18 AM
@jvreeland26 @Fiery_Furnaces Nice! Haven’t listened to them in forever and never really listened too much back in the day. Checking them ou…
Oct 13, 2020 7:16 AM
@runongirlrunon Awesome! Purchased and downloaded.
Oct 13, 2020 6:27 AM
@zygen Not totally my style, but that was pretty chill. My ideal in the area of that genre is more like Four Tet. https://t.co/jzIHq5pCZN
Oct 13, 2020 6:17 AM
@thekevincrane @idlesband @puptheband Both of these are new to me! Will give them a listen.
Oct 13, 2020 6:06 AM
@Ramin_DK @worriersmusic That was a heavy song. Definitely going back for more.
Oct 13, 2020 5:50 AM
@andyjcarroll Aussie music-wise, my buddy @networkjanitor has been putting me on to some great stuff like this: https://t.co/oEdXLfwzPv
Oct 13, 2020 5:49 AM
@andyjcarroll Giving them a spin! Dig the title track so far.
Oct 13, 2020 5:40 AM
@dotnwat Wow. That was fucking great.
Oct 13, 2020 5:18 AM
@TheNewDadRock @Bartees_Strange Nice. This is pretty good stuff.
Oct 13, 2020 5:03 AM
@ohlol Giving it a spin!
Oct 13, 2020 4:55 AM
@synecdotal https://t.co/bezQW23u3G
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Oct 13, 2020 4:50 AM
...I’d like to listen to some interesting, new-to-me music. So give me your recommendations. What are the songs I have to hear?
Oct 13, 2020 4:50 AM
To celebrate the return of these overpriced and easily lose-able earbuds, and to enjoy the liminal space between work, childcare, & sleep...
Oct 13, 2020 4:50 AM
Hey there Twitter. Earlier today I found my missing AirPods™ and I am now sitting outside the children’s rooms on dad patrol.
Oct 13, 2020 2:52 AM
RT @textfiles: ALSO ELECTION SPECIAL: If you see something on the web that's, let's go with "Likely to disappear", hit up https://t.co/MAeb…
Oct 13, 2020 1:53 AM
RT @nathanwpyle: https://t.co/7ERrdgzjTN
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Oct 13, 2020 1:21 AM
RT @TommyMcNam: Trump was gonna tweet this about every state but he gave up just like Sufjan https://t.co/Sh1YESmEy6
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Oct 13, 2020 1:07 AM
@stuhood @LouisaCHood @emilycaveness Congrats!!!
Oct 12, 2020 11:22 PM
RT @TwitterCareers: i miss distracting people at work
Oct 12, 2020 11:04 PM
@sluicing @AahnaBrown Same color on both sides.
Oct 12, 2020 9:35 PM
@DanScavino I dunno, Dan. That looks like a bunch of clouds.
Oct 12, 2020 9:33 PM
@coolgrey Same. What is the deal here?
Oct 12, 2020 8:39 PM
@sluicing @AahnaBrown Origami paper, so we got that going for us.
Oct 12, 2020 7:40 PM
Current craft project status: https://t.co/WwtcARTtNp
Oct 12, 2020 7:37 PM
Origami is a great way to bond with your 6yo over a shared sense of frustration and confusion. https://t.co/fYFxfg4uV5
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Oct 12, 2020 7:23 PM
@jayholler @satanjeev Walking up and down broken escalators was a big part of my pre-pandemic exercise routine.
Oct 12, 2020 2:23 PM
RT @jonfavs: Ah yes, a full week of Republicans pretending that their Supreme Court nominee won’t do what they explicitly picked her to do.
Oct 12, 2020 2:05 PM
@PressSec @realDonaldTrump How? With what plan? You have had four years to propose an alternative to the ACA and you haven’t shown us anyth…
Oct 12, 2020 3:27 AM
RT @sammylemar: It’s pretty incredible that this bubble was even pulled off. Would love to see a ‘Last Dance’-type docuseries on it at some…
Oct 12, 2020 2:49 AM
RT @StevenTDennis: Zero positive COVID tests in the NBA bubble is a major accomplishment.
Oct 12, 2020 1:51 AM
@T_S_P_O_O_K_Y @realDonaldTrump Neither of those are actually accomplishments. For the first some people died or retired. For the second al…
Oct 12, 2020 12:27 AM
RT @elucentdev: extremely excited to hear that basil won the language jam!! i’m really proud of the work we did and i’m looking forward to…
Oct 11, 2020 10:13 PM
RT @chriseberly: compiler and run time people, are there good examples of the trade offs between reference counting gc and “normal” (mark/s…
Oct 11, 2020 10:11 PM
@krishnansriram @RadhikaBrown Small Frys in Noe
Oct 11, 2020 9:44 PM
Beach day. https://t.co/oQokzcs1OJ
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Oct 11, 2020 5:16 AM
RT @sciam: Editorial: Instead of thinking about whether to vote Democratic or Republican in the upcoming U.S. election, think about voting…
Oct 11, 2020 5:09 AM
RT @JeffDean: Agreed! I don't really understand the criteria for "verified" accounts, but so many of these female computer scientists and…
Oct 11, 2020 5:08 AM
RT @stevesilberman: This is wonderful. [I fact-checked it and it's legit.] https://t.co/OnZ1JS51Y9
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Oct 11, 2020 5:07 AM
@thekevincrane Haha yes, I can’t watch horror movies at all but I read all the plots on Wikipedia.
Oct 10, 2020 11:50 PM
@chriscoteshow Oh hey there @shedd_aquarium & @AdlerPlanet.
Oct 10, 2020 11:25 PM
I gotta say, Ruby is really great for a quick script or some light data munging.
Oct 10, 2020 10:05 PM
@arrdem That said I am putting some content into a GDoc but I am doing all my editing in Emacs then pasting into the doc. https://t.co/6wG1…
Oct 10, 2020 9:45 PM
@secretasianman @arrdem I’m pretty sure I can store all of my transformed data in Zookeeper.
Oct 10, 2020 9:42 PM
@arrdem Oh, we left Google docs behind a few 100k rows ago. Munging CSV files in Ruby now.
Oct 10, 2020 9:23 PM
Currently ssh’ing into my laptop from my iPad in order to work around this. https://t.co/Z8Kh1T9RAj
Oct 10, 2020 7:59 PM
RT @thehill: US sees highest number of new coronavirus cases since August https://t.co/mJGlXOlMPj https://t.co/8gaAR66JUQ
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Oct 10, 2020 6:07 PM
@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump What a fucking disgrace.
Oct 10, 2020 6:04 PM
The Hatch Act? What Hatch Act? https://t.co/o5S5NnxhwZ
Oct 10, 2020 2:38 PM
@KeithJKrach @Bloomberg @kevcirilli Hey Keith, why are you working for these guys? https://t.co/nSowJ8ruzF
Oct 10, 2020 2:07 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/9Fuzb8GMay
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Oct 10, 2020 4:27 AM
@sethmcguire "Lafayette in the Somewhat United States" by Sarah Vowell
Oct 10, 2020 2:39 AM
@CornellBirds There are resources online that highlight bird-friendly coffee sellers: https://t.co/YxHSF0S1IB
Oct 10, 2020 2:36 AM
RT @CornellBirds: Something as simple as switching coffee brands can help birds survive. Join Amanda Rodewald and Nick Bayly on a habitat-r…
Oct 10, 2020 2:28 AM
@joshualkrose Of you can’t measure it then you can’t know what the job of a milkshake is.
Oct 10, 2020 1:58 AM
@coolgrey Total bummer, dude. Total bummer.
Oct 10, 2020 1:52 AM
TIL: "big data" starts around the 200,000th row of a Google Sheet. https://t.co/eOhRo60pg7
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Oct 9, 2020 11:31 PM
Thespacebaronmy laptop isstickingand it ismakingthings verydifficult.
Oct 9, 2020 6:57 PM
@jdecked Yep. It's terrible but necessary.
Oct 9, 2020 5:19 PM
RT @ysr1729: If you are interested in working at Twitter, our Kernel & OS Team is hiring: https://t.co/mebHNNsatG https://t.co/8kPCknYuP6
Oct 9, 2020 5:07 PM
@perforce Nobody knows Git. That’s why we keep having to Google how to revert a file.
Oct 9, 2020 4:55 PM
This retweet *is* an endorsement. https://t.co/vy0NB6ew5w
Oct 9, 2020 2:48 PM
@RaBidChKN9 @mattklewis @guypbenson Sadly, that ship has already sailed.
Oct 9, 2020 1:20 PM
@mattklewis @guypbenson I mean, yes we totally should. Heck, Democrats should pack the courts even if Barrett is not confirmed.
Oct 9, 2020 5:17 AM
@Scott_Holmes OMG
Oct 9, 2020 4:11 AM
@doriantaylor i'm pretty sure he does and i'm pretty sure that's part of the problem
Oct 9, 2020 3:38 AM
RT @JamesLoduca: Did you just add me to a JIRA ticket? I thought we were friends...
Oct 9, 2020 2:26 AM
RT @ChadLivengood: Michigan Attorney General's Office confirms that the first and third men (from left) in this April 30 photo of armed men…
Oct 9, 2020 1:58 AM
@realDonaldTrump There’s a pretty straight line from your violent rhetoric to the actions of these terrorists.
Oct 8, 2020 9:46 PM
Every meeting should start 5 minutes after the hour so participants have enough time to complete all of the VPN 2-factor auth steps.
Oct 8, 2020 9:43 PM
@jayholler @SFBART Gotta wait for the golden hour, Jay.
Oct 8, 2020 8:37 PM
RT @kboord: admit it, your favorite season was planning
Oct 8, 2020 7:07 PM
RT @BrianRoemmele: Consider temporary bird art. https://t.co/USSIoghFMZ
Oct 8, 2020 7:04 PM
FWIW I am shorting bitcoin and going long on XML-DSig. https://t.co/cMhyWKg9E9
Oct 8, 2020 6:45 PM
RT @Benioff: Patient Zero. https://t.co/KCtIqlyCpj https://t.co/RaQnW3ThI7
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Oct 8, 2020 4:45 PM
RT @Tom_Winter: NBC News: At least 5 men have been charged in a federal case in Michigan tied to a plot to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretche…
Oct 8, 2020 1:30 PM
RT @barneyhurley1: Walter Becker & Donald Fagen of Steely Dan, Santa Monica, CA, 1977 https://t.co/JX1f6QEtft
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Oct 8, 2020 1:24 PM
RT @AFP: #UPDATE The World Trade Organization is set to have its first female leader after Nigeria's Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and South Korea's…
Oct 8, 2020 1:21 PM
RT @JudyWoodruff: that was fast. Commission announces next debate on Oct 15 will be virtual. Biden camp says he’s in. Pres Trump says he wo…
Oct 8, 2020 12:26 PM
RT @john_overholt: This is a Fascist argument, or would be if prosperity was spelled correctly.
Oct 8, 2020 12:23 PM
RT @Olivianuzzi: Trump on Fox Business: “I don’t think I’m contagious at all.”
Oct 8, 2020 3:51 AM
RT @wendynather: Semper fly
Oct 8, 2020 3:44 AM
RT @doctorow: https://t.co/9dFkCdWz6O
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Oct 8, 2020 3:33 AM
RT @sarahcpr: Pence: Stop playing politics with people’s lives Trump: You better vote for me if you want a relief bill
Oct 8, 2020 3:33 AM
RT @DanJackson415: The question he was asked though was “HOW will you protect people with preexisting conditions” and he refused to answe…
Oct 8, 2020 3:32 AM
RT @beccalew: We’re used to Trump saying wild shit in an incredibly outlandish way, but there’s something so bone chilling about pence calm…
Oct 8, 2020 3:30 AM
RT @expliKateD: Say what you will, but nights like this are why I love Twitter. It's like we're all in one big living room, yelling at the…
Oct 8, 2020 3:19 AM
@ChiefScientist Yeah...not great.
Oct 8, 2020 2:59 AM
@realDonaldTrump 🕸 https://t.co/tT4R6sz6v5
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Oct 8, 2020 2:45 AM
RT @JoeBiden: https://t.co/TtWm3i4eaq.
Oct 8, 2020 2:44 AM
RT @glaad: Unfortunately, a fly got more air time during the #VPDebate than LGBTQ issues did.
Oct 8, 2020 2:41 AM
RT @TonyReali: I’m partial to debates with a mute button. https://t.co/1R1KUi90ca
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Oct 8, 2020 2:41 AM
RT @chunkyfila: the vice president debate is the first time i’ve ever seen police brutality against a white man
Oct 8, 2020 2:41 AM
RT @SikhProf: Mike Pence is a white supremacist too. Good night.
Oct 8, 2020 2:40 AM
RT @oureric: There’s a fucking white supremacist in the White House, there’s migrant children separated from their parents, there’s a virus…
Oct 8, 2020 2:34 AM
RT @studentactivism: There are already MORE THAN A HUNDRED "Fly on Mike Pence's head" Twitter accounts. https://t.co/KrVmcONHsT
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Oct 8, 2020 2:31 AM
Pence is going to fucking lose it when they tell him about the fly. #VPDebate
Oct 8, 2020 2:30 AM
RT @nycsouthpaw: Heroic video editing
Oct 8, 2020 2:29 AM
@CaptainPJ The fly was a big deal.
Oct 8, 2020 2:28 AM
RT @jonfavs: Oh no, Mike Pence. Never go full Obamagate.
Oct 8, 2020 2:25 AM
RT @MaryKMcKenzie: The fly did more for my mental health than any other single thing in 2020, I’m sorry
Oct 8, 2020 2:21 AM
Pretty fly for a white guy. https://t.co/nlX8lIoYXD
Oct 8, 2020 2:20 AM
👀 https://t.co/dsMFPXEyxv
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Oct 8, 2020 2:19 AM
@cmort There’s a fly!!!
Oct 8, 2020 2:18 AM
@cmort OMG!
Oct 8, 2020 2:18 AM
RT @cmort: Is that a fly?
Oct 8, 2020 2:04 AM
Pence trying hard as hell not to answer the question about Indiana. #VPDebate
Oct 8, 2020 1:48 AM
@cravensroost I think so too.
Oct 8, 2020 1:46 AM
RT @KamalaHarris: Masks save lives. https://t.co/ZvgjQsCQay
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Oct 8, 2020 1:45 AM
RT @AOC: Fracking is bad, actually
Oct 8, 2020 1:38 AM
I mean we *should* ban fracking and fossil fuels.
Oct 8, 2020 1:36 AM
RT @CoryTownes: #VPDebate https://t.co/jlVFyeWcOj
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Oct 7, 2020 11:28 PM
RT @DeathStarPR: Luke, help me take off my mask. I learned so much about lava. One thing’s for certain... don’t let it dominate you. Don’t…
Oct 7, 2020 11:26 PM
RT @LMartinezABC: BREAKING The Assistant Commandant of the Marine Corps has tested positive following the Joint Chiefs meeting that led to…
Oct 7, 2020 11:18 PM
A MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT! https://t.co/XeHtl37sYj
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Oct 7, 2020 7:59 PM
RT @ysr1729: Oracle is basically a rent collector. When they acquired Sun they intended to collect the rent they thought was due. It define…
Oct 7, 2020 6:30 PM
RT @jvreeland26: If we just did this virtually the moderate could be the room leader and actually exert some control over the talking time.
Oct 7, 2020 5:50 PM
I’m looking forward to this evening’s Presidential debate.
Oct 7, 2020 5:49 PM
RT @arhayward: Now that Twitter's Engineering Accessibility Team is starting to take shape, we're going to need leadership. Interested in b…
Oct 7, 2020 5:13 PM
Quick, small 🌊🏄🏼 this AM.
Oct 7, 2020 3:06 PM
RT @sarahjeong: Deputy Solicitor General now has the podium. (Yes, the government is getting a turn in this case).
Oct 7, 2020 3:05 PM
https://t.co/Mr2gYMB7wC https://t.co/FJJbRsftSB
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Oct 7, 2020 3:02 PM
Me: Oh yeah? What about JSR 376? I rest my case. https://t.co/CyVsyX5vGW
Oct 7, 2020 2:57 PM
@aspen 👀 https://t.co/ca9FCZwPnC
Oct 7, 2020 2:54 PM
RT @jbouie: In Wisconsin and Michigan Republicans have used partisan majorities on state supreme courts to invalidate the power of elected…
Oct 7, 2020 2:51 PM
RT @Millicentsomer: ... is this a joke
Oct 7, 2020 2:43 PM
Computer Science v. Oracle America
Oct 7, 2020 2:31 PM
Current AM coffee (java?) status: listening to Google v. Oracle arguments before the Supreme Court. https://t.co/qj8BMDncIN
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Oct 7, 2020 2:18 PM
RT @sarahjeong: Google v. Oracle, Supreme Court, Oct. 7, 2020. CSPAN livestream here, it's also on CSPAN radio: https://t.co/XytRTrKzHB
Oct 7, 2020 2:05 PM
@Paul63442220 @DanScavino @F35demoteam @realDonaldTrump It only works if we *all* wear masks, Paul. I know that’s not want you want to hear…
Oct 7, 2020 1:39 PM
@Paul63442220 @DanScavino @F35demoteam @realDonaldTrump I gotta say Paul, you *do* seem a little rattled. Don’t worry, we‘ll get though thi…
Oct 7, 2020 1:08 PM
@Paul63442220 @DanScavino @F35demoteam @realDonaldTrump Helmets don’t stop the spread of the coronavirus. #WearAMask
Oct 7, 2020 5:07 AM
@npbtracker @nedsegal Alternatively... https://t.co/QNBElW1e5i
Oct 7, 2020 5:03 AM
@DanScavino @F35demoteam @realDonaldTrump Not sure what u think your post-@WhiteHouse career is gonna be but u aren’t exactly building a gr…
Oct 7, 2020 4:57 AM
@DanScavino @F35demoteam Hey buddy, posting a promo video of planes, boats, and...uh...birds isn’t gonna make @realDonaldTrump’s meltdown t…
Oct 7, 2020 3:47 AM
RT @baddestmamajama: People not letting Covid dominate their life is the primary reason we still have Covid
Oct 7, 2020 3:46 AM
@RedPassion65 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump As recently as last night our foolish, infectious President took off his mask and walked into a …
Oct 7, 2020 3:19 AM
@lahosken OMG flashback
Oct 7, 2020 2:29 AM
RT @elliot_sperber: Stephen Miller should be denied medical treatment in an ICE camp
Oct 7, 2020 2:24 AM
@arrdem @DanScavino It’s amazing.
Oct 7, 2020 2:24 AM
@arrdem @DanScavino The only acceptable use of >140 is Zalgo.
Oct 7, 2020 2:20 AM
This is going to be a loooong night for the American people and @DanScavino. https://t.co/clkwcSkE5D
Oct 7, 2020 2:13 AM
@doriantaylor I doubt it but if it does @brunoborges probably knows.
Oct 7, 2020 2:12 AM
@doriantaylor I remember.
Oct 7, 2020 2:09 AM
Seriously though, really excited for all the great Java stuff coming out of Microsoft.
Oct 7, 2020 2:08 AM
2020 everybody. https://t.co/WWK8zquMO4
Oct 6, 2020 11:29 PM
RT @mccv: Can you imagine the level of graft in the executive branch if he loses? Like, the last months are going to be zero action unless…
Oct 6, 2020 11:18 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/KnuZZCuNuN
Oct 6, 2020 9:50 PM
@JenniferJJacobs Oh no! You are doing such great work! Here's hoping for a swift and full recovery. :-(
Oct 6, 2020 9:49 PM
This asshole is gonna do so much damage to our country between now and whenever he stops being President. https://t.co/KamVMaTRqK
Oct 6, 2020 9:43 PM
What a bunch of anti-immigrant, racists jerks.
Oct 6, 2020 9:41 PM
"@HomelandKen said Tuesday that he expects that about one-third of H-1B visa applications would be rejected under the new set of rules." ht…
Oct 6, 2020 9:21 PM
RT @oneunderscore__: BREAKING: Facebook bans QAnon across its platforms Facebook "will remove Facebook Pages, Groups and Instagram account…
Oct 6, 2020 4:23 PM
@realDonaldTrump Right now you are *literally* a mortal threat to any senior who comes in contact with you or who comes in contact with Whi…
Oct 6, 2020 4:17 PM
RT @JoeBiden: Folks, we can save nearly 100,000 lives by the end of the year if everyone wears a mask in public. Do your part. Protect you…
Oct 6, 2020 2:14 PM
@bewitched27 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump You are deaf to a lot of stuff, Lori.
Oct 6, 2020 12:34 PM
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS #WearAMask https://t.co/2nv3Si3ZX7
Oct 6, 2020 12:12 PM
@DanScavino You are a fucking ghoul, Dan. 210,000 Americans are dead because of COVID-19 and you are shitposting memes.
Oct 6, 2020 4:35 AM
RT @joshbloch: Coming soon (this Wednesday!) to a Supreme Court near you, the case that could determine whether we still have the right to…
Oct 6, 2020 3:24 AM
The White House is basically a TikTok mansion but instead of TikTok it’s Fox News and instead of IG influencers it’s QAnon nihilists.
Oct 6, 2020 3:09 AM
RT @rxwei: My team in Apple Core ML is hiring! We are looking for a compiler engineer to work on Swift (compiler and language design) and…
Oct 6, 2020 2:42 AM
RT @netw3rk: how will they sneak him back to the hospital
Oct 6, 2020 2:37 AM
@arrdem Beer is the wine-killer.
Oct 6, 2020 2:35 AM
@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Hey Dan, he’s gonna infect all of you.
Oct 6, 2020 1:32 AM
@nicktornow Thanks though, will check these out!
Oct 6, 2020 1:32 AM
@nicktornow It’s always DNS.
Oct 6, 2020 1:29 AM
Hey #Minecraft Twitter: anyone out there gotten a personal server set up that works with the official iOS app? If so how TF did you do that?
Oct 6, 2020 1:22 AM
@jayholler @SFBART 🙌🏻
Oct 6, 2020 1:12 AM
All my @SFBART comrades can get their own here: https://t.co/P68FxuPDzZ /cc:@jayholler
Oct 6, 2020 12:59 AM
Got a new mask in the mail today. https://t.co/SLLC3hq7Dr
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Oct 5, 2020 11:24 PM
RT @zachjourno: Trump removes his mask as he returns to the White House https://t.co/DOpwrZtn4u
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Oct 5, 2020 11:09 PM
RT @wsteaks: Trump — infected with COVID-19 — takes off his mask and enters the White House with others clearly standing nearby https://t.c…
Oct 5, 2020 11:01 PM
RT @mat: HE TOOK OFF HIS MASK???!!!???
Oct 5, 2020 9:44 PM
@roach Just as Zod, our lord and savior, intended.
Oct 5, 2020 9:42 PM
RT @DrTomFrieden: Steroids such as dexamethasone cause hyperactivity. Just saying.
Oct 5, 2020 9:26 PM
RT @dril: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me th…
Oct 5, 2020 7:38 PM
RT @Bob_Wachter: "Don't be afraid of Covid." Are you kidding me? After 210,000 deaths in the U.S. & 1 million deaths worldwide? This either…
Oct 5, 2020 7:22 PM
RT @maggieNYT: More info on 2 White House residence staff members who tested positive - they worked for the housekeeping department on the…
Oct 5, 2020 6:52 PM
RT @Bob_Wachter: So Trump just said he'll check out of hospital today. Based on what we know (which is uncertain) & even accounting for WH'…
Oct 5, 2020 6:48 PM
@karenmcgrane A bot or @Scavino45.
Oct 5, 2020 6:47 PM
RT @weijia: 🚨The President says he is leaving the hospital this evening, declaring, “Don’t be afraid of Covid.” I don’t know who needs to…
Oct 5, 2020 6:40 PM
RT @JudyWoodruff: Breaking: CDC revises its guidance on the coronavirus: says it can sometimes spread "in enclosed spaces w/inadequate vent…
Oct 5, 2020 6:33 PM
@realDonaldTrump ...while you continue to put our country at risk as well as all of the people working around you.
Oct 5, 2020 6:32 PM
@realDonaldTrump It’s not the media who’s upset, it’s all the Americans who are doing their best to stay safe and keep others safe...
Oct 5, 2020 5:26 PM
RT @Joyce_Karam: BREAKING: White House Spokeswoman Kayleigh McEnany Tests Positive for #Covid19. Video of her from *This Morning* shows sh…
Oct 5, 2020 2:51 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Bitch pay your taxes and then we’ll talk. https://t.co/9eKpSgmIEG
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Oct 5, 2020 2:16 PM
@lahosken @JenniferJJacobs Totally!
Oct 5, 2020 2:15 PM
RT @JenniferJJacobs: Trump’s tweet habit had been mostly quiet since he got coronavirus, with just retweets and thanks to well-wishers. T…
Oct 5, 2020 2:08 PM
RT @john_overholt: Obsessively reading Twitter like it's going to answer all the questions I have hasn't worked so far, but I'm prepared to…
Oct 5, 2020 1:53 PM
@benj_fry @flukejones “Shoe La La”, “Little Blue Truck”, and “Five Little Monkeys” are are in heavy rotation with the 2yo right now.
Oct 5, 2020 3:57 AM
@n8foo @jenniferfraser @srw OMG
Oct 5, 2020 3:32 AM
@justinmhunter Loebel-wise I prefer "Owl at Home" to the "Frog & Toad" books.
Oct 5, 2020 3:16 AM
@n8foo @jenniferfraser @srw Have you ever attempted "Fox In Sox"?
Oct 5, 2020 3:10 AM
RT @strobist: Trump’s tweeting frequency is literally the canary in the coal mine of his current health status. https://t.co/OI2wyzua0E
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Oct 5, 2020 2:53 AM
RT @jmhodges: I would like to hear Biden’s test results daily for the next week ty
Oct 5, 2020 2:52 AM
RT @bushiesattack: @SFBARTable loving the Twitter feeds at the BART stations! https://t.co/T3FjswzKgU
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Oct 5, 2020 1:46 AM
RT @LSMITHCINE: https://t.co/GTI3FkzLq5
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Oct 5, 2020 1:33 AM
RT @paulkrugman: Sorry, forgot about Rand Paul. So that's 8% of GOP senators
Oct 5, 2020 1:33 AM
RT @paulkrugman: As of this morning, 2.3% of Americans have tested positive for the coronavirus — compared with a figure of 5.7% (that we k…
Oct 5, 2020 1:23 AM
@srw ‘Sup Pete.
Oct 5, 2020 1:01 AM
Before I had kids I used to read so many books. So many.
Oct 5, 2020 12:00 AM
@MonicaWD4 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump All the grownups are tired of doing your homework, Monica. Here you go: https://t.co/ygzp7jPviz
Oct 4, 2020 11:51 PM
@synecdotal @lostinthegrid This is a good way of explaining it.
Oct 4, 2020 11:51 PM
@synecdotal Yes. Change my guess.
Oct 4, 2020 10:58 PM
RT @joelockhart: Jason Miller, Trump's chief strategist just said the President is ready to lead on Covid because he's been through it. So…
Oct 4, 2020 10:20 PM
RT @Bob_Wachter: Impressions of today's Walter Reed presser: a) Conley's mea culpa: “I was trying to reflect the upbeat attitude of the te…
Oct 4, 2020 10:11 PM
@GodBlessOurLand @DanScavino What the fuck are you talking about? https://t.co/ygzp7jPviz
Oct 4, 2020 4:13 PM
@NotStup16654975 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump What lie?
Oct 4, 2020 3:08 PM
@mikeTexasCowboy @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Why?
Oct 4, 2020 3:07 PM
RT @jeremynewberger: LEFT: What a COVID hospital stay looks like. RIGHT: What Trump wants you to think a COVID hospital stay looks like. ht…
Oct 4, 2020 3:01 PM
@shdymech @grantking2256 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Rick, stop it with this nonsense. Wear a mask and help stop the spread of the virus. …
Oct 4, 2020 2:53 PM
@TRUMPTHEM2020 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Ah yes, obviously in a global pandemic that does not care about state borders the last thing we…
Oct 4, 2020 2:48 PM
@shdymech @grantking2256 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump WTF are you talking about Rick? #WearAMask
Oct 4, 2020 2:44 PM
@katlute @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump I’m not sure what you mean.
Oct 4, 2020 2:30 PM
@1SallyGreene @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Don’t worry Sally, no need to think too hard. You can see the CDC stats here: https://t.co/qobOd…
Oct 4, 2020 2:29 PM
@1SallyGreene ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/qobOdU4sZh
Oct 4, 2020 2:20 PM
@annshortis @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump The refusal of Trump and his entourage to follow the safety precautions at the debate verges on cr…
Oct 4, 2020 2:13 PM
RT @prchovanec: A leader should use a mask as a prop. He or she should be modeling behavior for others to see and follow.
Oct 4, 2020 2:12 PM
RT @DavidCornDC: Has Trump put out a statement encouraging all Americans to wear masks, socially distance, and not hold big events (as he d…
Oct 4, 2020 2:07 PM
@blissfulpools @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Trump’s COVID already proves that refusing to follow even the simplest of safety precautions pu…
Oct 4, 2020 1:58 PM
RT @seldo: At this point if you're a senior Republican and you don't have covid it's kind of embarrassing, biological evidence that you're…
Oct 4, 2020 1:58 PM
RT @prchovanec: President Trump didn’t “have to” get COVID-19 to reassure us that we could face its dangers. All he had to do was speak hon…
Oct 4, 2020 1:51 PM
@grantking2256 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Look man, not wearing a mask when around others is reckless and irresponsible. #WearAMask
Oct 4, 2020 1:45 PM
@dog44580758 Why does the President of the United States not have the power to wear a mask?
Oct 4, 2020 1:44 PM
@katlute @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/btBdswWDSi
Oct 4, 2020 1:42 PM
@katlute @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Why would I say the same thing about anyone other than the President of the United States?
Oct 4, 2020 1:39 PM
@Mi5Ramirez @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Martin, you are free to block or mute me, but if my Tweet makes you angry perhaps you need to thin…
Oct 4, 2020 1:37 PM
@FScheraldi @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Not even @Scavino45 is disputing that number. Please stop Tweeting misinformation.
Oct 4, 2020 1:34 PM
@DanSalisbury3 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump What "quick actions"? He downplayed the virus and has sought to blame others while discrediting…
Oct 4, 2020 1:30 PM
@LisaGei93835310 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Masks are to protect those around you. #WearAMask
Oct 4, 2020 5:48 AM
Current quarantine-hair status: searching for "sports head ties" on Amazon. https://t.co/u0gH0uRefE
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Oct 4, 2020 5:16 AM
@patchy77934448 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump You are entitled to your opinion, but you are wrong. https://t.co/ij8Q4RbRAj
Oct 4, 2020 5:11 AM
@patchy77934448 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Actually, much of the world blames @realDonaldTrump for the shockingly poor response to COVID …
Oct 4, 2020 5:07 AM
@DianaKaderly @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Counterpoint: America wants that colossal fuck-up out of the White House ASAP.
Oct 4, 2020 4:58 AM
@leaveny5 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump You are a threat to yourself and others.
Oct 4, 2020 4:57 AM
@Leahfis07905893 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Ah yes, the hallmark of great leadership is blaming everyone else.
Oct 4, 2020 4:42 AM
@TOPKristopher @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump You can block or mute me anytime buddy. No one is making you reply to me. #WearAMask
Oct 4, 2020 4:38 AM
@TOPKristopher @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump You kiss Jesus with that mouth, Kristopher?
Oct 4, 2020 4:33 AM
@neverleftbehin2 @joyce_lavallee @CBee67350922 Genuinely curious where you get your "news".
Oct 4, 2020 4:32 AM
@neverleftbehin2 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Sadly the numbers have changed. They keep going up. How hard is it to wear a mask? To tell …
Oct 4, 2020 4:30 AM
@ChrisSchlep @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Ok, here’s a stat and a fact: Over 200,000 Americans are dead from COVID-19.
Oct 4, 2020 4:22 AM
@TOPKristopher @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump You are really elevating the discourse here, Kristopher.
Oct 4, 2020 4:20 AM
@ChrisSchlep @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump That’s barely a sentence, Chris. WTF are you trying to say?
Oct 4, 2020 4:19 AM
@aban123456 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump I’d like to "get on [with]" my life but people like the President keep fucking up so we’re all stu…
Oct 4, 2020 4:13 AM
@CBee67350922 Your American flag emojis won’t get you into heaven anymore.
Oct 4, 2020 4:11 AM
RT @scott_bowser: I will Venmo $100 dollars to the first Walter Reed staffer that dresses up like Herman Cain and warns him that he’s going…
Oct 4, 2020 4:06 AM
@kristingirltn @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Why is that?
Oct 4, 2020 4:05 AM
@kristingirltn @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump WWJD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oct 4, 2020 4:03 AM
@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Shameful. Just shameful.
Oct 4, 2020 4:03 AM
@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump Over 200,000 Americans dead. Your boss refused to wear a mask. He seems to have consciously put people in da…
Oct 4, 2020 12:31 AM
@amyf @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown Lindamar in Pacifica.
Oct 3, 2020 11:30 PM
RT @adamfelber: Yipes. When he says “If you look at the therapeutics...” at the 1 minute mark, he then comes pretty to giving us a look at…
Oct 3, 2020 11:25 PM
@jhamlett @CGregoryBrown I mean I’m still into that documentary even now.
Oct 3, 2020 11:22 PM
@jhamlett It was a gift from @CGregoryBrown IIRC. We were really into that documentary when I was in high school. https://t.co/ERgvN6qPT5
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Oct 3, 2020 11:14 PM
RT @CharlesPPierce: Since when can you check yourself into a hospital as a precaution?
Oct 3, 2020 11:08 PM
@realDonaldTrump Actually all you had to do was wear a goddamn mask. And make wearing a mask a requirement at your rallies, meetings, at t…
Oct 3, 2020 10:55 PM
RT @ananavarro: I’m glad for Chris and his family he can check himself into the hospital as a precautionary measure. It is an option many…
Oct 3, 2020 8:46 PM
Beach day. https://t.co/ALx0IQbCgv
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Oct 3, 2020 4:14 PM
RT @tedalexandro: It’s only right that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson assume the duties of President and First Lady.
Oct 3, 2020 4:08 PM
RT @chrisgeidner: So. That presser did not go well.
Oct 3, 2020 4:06 PM
RT @xor: when you think about it, this was just iconic social distancing avant la lettre https://t.co/5qFi5bJu4n
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Oct 3, 2020 4:06 PM
RT @Caterina: Personal Trump Doctor Conway’s evasions: -has he been on oxygen? -what was his fever? -when was his last negative test? -72…
Oct 3, 2020 4:05 PM
RT @maggieNYT: Conley says we are 72 hours into the diagnosis. We were told around 1 am on Friday morning that POTUS was positive, which is…
Oct 3, 2020 3:59 PM
Cam Newton has tested positive for COVID-19, ESPN reports https://t.co/1Qr6xLsI5n
Oct 3, 2020 3:28 PM
@CaptainPJ @POTUS This admin seems more like an improv troupe than a theater group tho.
Oct 3, 2020 3:19 PM
In theory this is where we will hear an update on @POTUS’s health. But, as usual, it’s late to start. https://t.co/dT5eZpmCaB
Oct 3, 2020 12:31 PM
RT @cwarzel: know its obvious but the possible arc of supreme court justice dies weeks before election, asks not to be replaced, is immedia…
Oct 3, 2020 4:34 AM
@marsanfra @erocker73 Hah! That kid was pro for Dead End (an East Coast skate company back in the day). I’m just the guy taking the photo.
Oct 3, 2020 3:47 AM
RT @politicoalex: BREAKING: Trump campaign manager Bill Stepien has tested positive for Covid-19 https://t.co/9DH9OhFgv6
Oct 3, 2020 3:31 AM
RT @vermontgmg: Stories you’ve forgotten about from this week: * Brad Parscale taken into custody, under investigation for $25M+ theft fro…
Oct 3, 2020 3:17 AM
The skater in that picture, IIRC, is @erocker73. The photo was taken in the parking lot of Bell middle school in Chappaqua, NY.
Oct 3, 2020 2:12 AM
Aahna opened an old book and out fell a print of one of my old photos and stickers from a rave. Both artifacts are from 1992 AFAICT. https…
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Oct 2, 2020 11:46 PM
RT @jdesmondharris: Other people with Covid had to stay home until they couldn't breathe
Oct 2, 2020 10:42 PM
RT @AstroKatie: "My proof-of-life video has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my proof-of-life video"
Oct 2, 2020 10:29 PM
RT @flaviusbraz: I'm completing 5 years working at Twitter 😮 it's nice to think that some of the code I wrote and/or optimized is executed…
Oct 2, 2020 10:00 PM
RT @garydunion: Trump's coronavirus symptoms are not "mild". He hasn't tweeted in 17 hours.
Oct 2, 2020 9:25 PM
RT @BBCJonSopel: BREAKING. @realDonaldTrump about to be flown from White House to Walter Reed Medical Centre ‘as a precaution’. This has st…
Oct 2, 2020 2:05 PM
RT @apalmerdc: ALSO: @JenniferJJacobs deserves a BIG hat tip here ... She broke Hope Hicks had covid. It was not disclosed by the W.H.
Oct 2, 2020 1:16 PM
RT @mikememoli: Multiple @JoeBiden campaign officials tell me there has been no formal contact from the Trump campaign or the White House t…
Oct 2, 2020 6:00 AM
RT @triketora: shoutout to twitter sres rn
Oct 2, 2020 5:59 AM
@stuartathompson I work for Twitter. I’m a sado-masochist.
Oct 2, 2020 5:56 AM
@stuartathompson I mean in the last 30 minutes I’ve called everyone who I can think of to tell them to check out what the fuck is happenin…
Oct 2, 2020 5:49 AM
The fact that I never actually Tweet it is why I think the Democrats will lose in the end.
Oct 2, 2020 5:49 AM
I keep typing and deleting “OK, now do ${if_you_follow_me_you_know_who_i_mean} next!” over and over again.
Oct 2, 2020 5:38 AM
@Larakate @EricaJoy Counterpoint: https://t.co/m7CRznlDeR
Oct 2, 2020 5:35 AM
RT @screaminbutcalm: Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Oct 2, 2020 5:31 AM
@skilldrick Maybe this? https://t.co/VvxQVT1jwk
Oct 2, 2020 5:28 AM
RT @cabel: I mean, yes, of course, but NOT NOW TWITTER https://t.co/CI6su50thM
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Oct 2, 2020 5:27 AM
The gravity of the expected narrative arc is inescapable.
Oct 2, 2020 5:21 AM
RT @goldman: The crisis is that we're not going to get reliable or believable information about the state of the President. And some signif…
Oct 2, 2020 5:18 AM
We need Fauci to confirm the diagnosis.
Oct 2, 2020 5:17 AM
RT @bd: the dude is such a pathological liar, people can't even believe his bad news.
Oct 2, 2020 5:17 AM
RT @KenJennings: First Tom Hanks, now this. All our heroes. The disease just doesn’t care.
Oct 2, 2020 5:16 AM
RT @ysr1729: He’s trying to duck out of the next debate, I think.
Oct 2, 2020 5:08 AM
RT @burritojustice: omg he even fucks up the october surprise
Oct 2, 2020 5:07 AM
@lenazun Non-zero chance this guy is gonna “recover” in days and say the virus is “just the flu”.
Oct 2, 2020 5:06 AM
@lenazun Seriously. The test of Hicks and POTUS need to be vetted and scrutinized by independent medical professionals.
Oct 2, 2020 5:01 AM
RT @sm: Thoughts and prayers ❤️
Oct 2, 2020 5:01 AM
RT @ElaineF: october has been a hell of a year
Oct 2, 2020 4:54 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/WafFZfUZ6b
Oct 2, 2020 4:42 AM
RT @seldo: On the one hand covid is a horrible disease. On the other hand they are white supremacist fascists. We are in "is it okay to pun…
Oct 2, 2020 4:11 AM
@AahnaBrown made some improvements to my sketch. https://t.co/6YOYsAoBbV
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Oct 2, 2020 3:52 AM
#winktober https://t.co/Pe0huGwtMw
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Oct 2, 2020 3:14 AM
@roach I am *very* disappointed to hear that. https://t.co/SEvM5XjtWK
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Oct 2, 2020 3:08 AM
@roach Uh...is that ski for the Jeep?
Oct 2, 2020 2:47 AM
@HomelandKen Here’s a comment worth reading: Defund DHS.
Oct 2, 2020 1:47 AM
@gasca Ok, looks like you already have read Chiang’s stuff. Let me double down on Vinge then. This was written in 1981. 1981!!! https://t.c…
Oct 2, 2020 1:40 AM
@jhamlett Hell yeah!
Oct 2, 2020 1:28 AM
RT @JenniferJJacobs: NEWS: Hope Hicks, who traveled with Trump aboard Air Force One to and from the presidential debate on Tuesday, and to…
Oct 2, 2020 1:25 AM
@gasca Also Ted Chiang’s "Exhalation: Stories".
Oct 2, 2020 1:24 AM
@gasca Also Ted Chiang’s "Story of Your Life and Others".
Oct 2, 2020 1:23 AM
@gasca https://t.co/OaJixx4mZY
Oct 1, 2020 8:53 PM
@lucas_thereal wait until you hear about how venture capital "works"
Oct 1, 2020 6:12 PM
@jack did say we could work from wherever we want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/By5VCnMpjS
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Oct 1, 2020 5:23 PM
Me and everyone else in the Bay Area out here at Lindamar trying to catch a wave in between meetings.
Oct 1, 2020 12:58 PM
All city streets should be slow streets.
Oct 1, 2020 4:47 AM
@chrissyteigen I am so sorry.
Oct 1, 2020 4:29 AM
@dickc Private/public companies also incompetently spend money.
Oct 1, 2020 3:54 AM
RT @keithboykin: In January 2016, President Obama nominated Indiana Supreme Court Justice Myra Selby to the 7th Circuit. Mitch McConnell…
Oct 1, 2020 3:17 AM
1) We should not have another Presidential debate. 2) If we have to have another we should make @TonyReali the moderator. https://t.co/m2u…
Oct 1, 2020 3:13 AM
RT @TonyReali: https://t.co/AA1IzgwzeB
Oct 1, 2020 2:37 AM
As a parent and the spouse of a professional who often traveled for work I just want to say I am glad we don’t have business trips anymore.
Oct 1, 2020 2:37 AM
As the parent of a 2yo and a 6yo I just want to say I miss business trips.
Oct 1, 2020 2:19 AM
RT @fintechfrank: Here is the full email Armstrong sent to staff: https://t.co/v8twHbMROU
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Oct 1, 2020 2:18 AM
@jemelehill What?
Oct 1, 2020 2:16 AM
RT @Public_Citizen: Oh my god, Katie Porter. https://t.co/tO6B7xCx3G
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Oct 1, 2020 2:08 AM
@SFBART @dunbarforbart Are...are there more? 😬
Oct 1, 2020 2:02 AM
RT @badnetworker: Are we sure it's actually Excel's birthday, or did it just misinterpret some other input as a date?
Oct 1, 2020 2:00 AM
RT @RexChapman: FWIW - these are the Proud Boys... https://t.co/yFSUCvmvZE
Oct 1, 2020 1:23 AM
RT @jack: #Bitcoin (aka “crypto”) is direct activism against an unverifiable and exclusionary financial system which negatively affects so…
Oct 1, 2020 1:22 AM
@SFBART Noooo!!!!! /cc: @jayholler
Oct 1, 2020 1:20 AM
@jayholler 👀 https://t.co/P68FxuPDzZ