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Jun 30, 2020 7:17 PM
@jhamlett Bryce-ly done.
Jun 30, 2020 6:07 PM
@djpardis Also the ear masks hurt my ears after a while.
Jun 30, 2020 4:21 PM
@tedcruz @realDonaldTrump This is art, Ted. This is art.
Jun 30, 2020 4:21 PM
GMail keyboard shortcuts are a great idea unless you have a 2yo mashing your keyboard with a toy dinosaur every time you open your laptop.
Jun 30, 2020 4:06 PM
Comp. Quip https://t.co/6DYCROhzJE
Jun 30, 2020 4:05 PM
@TwitterU Applied Epigramology
Jun 30, 2020 2:35 PM
RT @carlreiner: For me, a tweetless night, like tonight, is an empty, ill-spent, fruitless night, not worthy of owning a computer or its' k…
Jun 30, 2020 2:33 PM
RT @igb: if 10,000 Maniacs stans don’t call themselves "the Merchant Marines" then what is even the point
Jun 30, 2020 5:38 AM
if 10,000 Maniacs stans don’t call themselves "the Merchant Marines" then what is even the point
Jun 30, 2020 4:08 AM
RT @AP: The White House was aware in early 2019 of intelligence indicating Russia was secretly offering bounties to the Taliban for the dea…
Jun 30, 2020 2:25 AM
@arrdem bmwmd
Jun 30, 2020 1:59 AM
RT @thingskatedid: Intel CPUs be like "I know a place" and if you watch them access it repeatedly, you can figure out what's there.
Jun 30, 2020 1:51 AM
RT @simonw: Anyone else getting tired of meticulously erasing ?s=21 several times a day?
Jun 30, 2020 12:54 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: NEWS: Uber has made an offer to buy Postmates, in another move towards consolidation in the food delivery wars https://t.co…
Jun 30, 2020 12:14 AM
RT @SFFDPIO: CAUSE OF TODAYS 1 ALARM WILDLAND FIRE IS SUSPECTED FIREWORKS https://t.co/wqWvvzJY5w
Jun 30, 2020 12:03 AM
RT @rrhoover: Wow https://t.co/7LGT16A2FK
Jun 29, 2020 4:05 PM
Please vote early and often for Graal JIT. https://t.co/HGOm6IcPmv
Jun 29, 2020 3:24 PM
@taylorleese @agsopko https://t.co/JNb6Xi1ffV
Jun 29, 2020 2:17 PM
RT @danluu: Most VPs/CxOs I talk to say that having 5% total attrit is bad because it causes stagnation. If an org is run in a way that ma…
Jun 29, 2020 1:02 PM
RT @tariqkrim: When French Sci-fi Barjavel was asked to imagine the future just after world war 2 : he had it almost right https://t.co/CDC…
Jun 29, 2020 5:01 AM
6yo: "What kind of dog did you have as a kid?" Me: "An English Cocker Spaniel." 6yo: "Are...are there Hindi Cocker Spaniels too?"
Jun 29, 2020 4:26 AM
RT @uhshanti: the NIMBYonese Liberation Army https://t.co/0k4XnehSJ0
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Jun 29, 2020 3:58 AM
@lenazun I think about it every day. I mean it’s arguably one of the greatest rock songs of all time, right? https://t.co/fiYa9P3gcv
Jun 29, 2020 2:32 AM
RT @prchovanec: Okay, no matter how you feel about President Trump's other policies, his repeated flirtation with "white power" has to be a…
Jun 28, 2020 11:48 PM
@mazdakh I’d be broke. https://t.co/WBsRxujMYA
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Jun 28, 2020 10:47 PM
RT @scottshafer: BREAKING: Saying coronavirus spread is "growing stronger" in CA @GavinNewsom and @CDPHDirector announce new guidelines on…
Jun 28, 2020 10:47 PM
RT @fawfulfan: I will never understand why Trump didn't just decide to sell MAGA masks.
Jun 28, 2020 10:22 PM
@NYCPBA @Scavino45 @NYCMayor @NYCSpeakerCoJo First let’s hold cops responsible for the crimes and violence perpetrated by them on the deniz…
Jun 28, 2020 10:01 PM
@davidjrusek 3) slack sometimes
Jun 28, 2020 10:00 PM
@davidjrusek 2) TweetDeck
Jun 28, 2020 10:00 PM
@davidjrusek 1) Video conferences/calls. Especially with teams. Then I can ignore/work on one screen.
Jun 28, 2020 9:45 PM
@davidjrusek I use it sometimes and dig it. But usually when I am able to use a desk which is never because kids.
Jun 28, 2020 8:48 PM
@rrhoover @micheal! The O.G. Platform PM at @twitter.
Jun 28, 2020 7:11 PM
@jdecked Same.
Jun 28, 2020 4:32 PM
RT @NPR: President Trump retweeted a video of a white man — driving a golf cart with "Trump 2020" and "America First" signs — yelling "whit…
Jun 28, 2020 3:33 PM
RT @Robotbeat: https://t.co/ixRMaENfjP
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Jun 28, 2020 2:59 AM
RT @chiefofstuffs: if we rename football stadiums like every 5 years it's probably ok to rename a school every 100
Jun 28, 2020 2:48 AM
RT @MeganMWo: Thought the pandemic was bad? Welcome to pandemic/post-pandemic housing market in North Carolina for service workers: https:/…
Jun 28, 2020 1:16 AM
@DrJorts I highly recommend someone claim Batman: Year One
Jun 27, 2020 11:37 PM
Spotted this, uh, spotted towhee and this Anna’s hummingbird down in Menlo Park today. https://t.co/WBMATQtEyb
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Jun 27, 2020 6:00 PM
@static_int_husp @djpardis @itiseyemoutheye Pretty sure a vibing blog post is called a vlog.
Jun 27, 2020 5:35 AM
@jco C'est ineffable. Click on the link. It's better on the other side.
Jun 27, 2020 5:31 AM
RT @bencbartlett: parent: if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too? machine learning model: yes
Jun 27, 2020 4:22 AM
RT @itiseyemoutheye: https://t.co/wHqwq0AO50 https://t.co/n8vywFFCWX
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Jun 27, 2020 4:02 AM
Wow. Just...wow. https://t.co/Te5C7tsv6z
Jun 27, 2020 3:32 AM
RT @itiseyemoutheye: this project is living proof of just how much a diverse and inclusive group of people can get done in a single day whe…
Jun 27, 2020 3:21 AM
RT @itiseyemoutheye: we would love to have these donations matched by one or more organizations - DM us to partner!
Jun 27, 2020 3:13 AM
@hunterwalk Also big public companies.
Jun 27, 2020 3:06 AM
@Scavino45 https://t.co/noDGZxpcpb
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Jun 26, 2020 8:08 PM
@srw @Todd_Segal We had a good run. Well, not a *good* run, I guess. But we had a run.
Jun 26, 2020 7:05 PM
RT @squarecog: Do I know any Twitter eng I can talk to about their CI/CD?
Jun 26, 2020 1:19 PM
@flaviusbraz I’m a fan so far.
Jun 26, 2020 6:21 AM
@lostinthegrid @baroquebobcat I’m a Baby Shark fan. There are worse kids songs to have stuck in your brain.
Jun 26, 2020 3:28 AM
WFH 2020 https://t.co/nTXX40dxNC
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Jun 26, 2020 1:39 AM
@AmroMousa Sort of. Looks like it only shows up in certain positions. But excellent to progress!
Jun 26, 2020 1:38 AM
@AmroMousa It works!!!
Jun 25, 2020 10:02 PM
@heyjoshua I'm also pushing "management backplane".
Jun 25, 2020 9:09 PM
@secretasianman ALL SEASON *PRAWN*
Jun 25, 2020 5:27 PM
RT @TwitterEng: In this blog post, Search Infrastructure engineers @twdumi and @ntonozzi provide a look at the technology behind Twitter's…
Jun 25, 2020 5:10 PM
@heyjoshua #TeamControlPlane
Jun 25, 2020 3:28 PM
@Scavino45 Sorry Dan, but you can’t excuse you and your boss’s racist fear-mongering with a screenshot of an obscure pre-COVID webpage.
Jun 25, 2020 2:04 PM
@HomelandKen @realDonaldTrump Don’t dress your racism in the guise of "protecting American jobs".
Jun 25, 2020 2:03 PM
@HomelandKen @realDonaldTrump Bullshit. You (and this administration) have been anti-immigration from day one.
Jun 25, 2020 2:48 AM
@DrJorts @Workday @googledocs Also: forgetting to remove the Birdhouse link from name/title/team copy/paste.
Jun 25, 2020 2:24 AM
Hey @NeinQuarterly, you OK?
Jun 25, 2020 1:32 AM
Strong John Bolton vibe. https://t.co/dDUoj3FBbC
Jun 25, 2020 1:16 AM
@Grady_Booch @GovHawaii This sounds like exceptionally bad timing.
Jun 25, 2020 12:54 AM
90% of being a manager is copying text from @Workday to @googledocs. The other 10% is copying text from @googledocs to @Workday.
Jun 24, 2020 11:55 PM
@ilunatech No. Completely serious.
Jun 24, 2020 9:34 PM
RT @igb: Theory: aversion to meetings is misplaced as they are a form of Schumpeterian or Marxian waste indirectly driving productivity & i…
Jun 24, 2020 8:49 PM
RT @BobbyAllyn: A black man in Detroit was wrongfully arrested and detained based on a faulty facial recognition hit, the first known case…
Jun 24, 2020 7:37 PM
RT @GavinNewsom: Wear your mask. This isn’t about politics. It’s about SCIENCE. Protect others. Protect yourself. Help slow the spread…
Jun 24, 2020 3:40 PM
RT @saraashleyo: New: I talked to @shaft @marksluckie @hutchamachutch and @HarvardHBS's Frances Frei about tech's diversity efforts over th…
Jun 24, 2020 2:55 PM
@tmcarr @karina4now Happy birthday Travis!
Jun 24, 2020 1:30 AM
@nvgrw I was about to say you are gonna need a bigger Twitter envelope pretty soon.
Jun 24, 2020 1:24 AM
@JessicaV_CIS @CIS_org @politico It’s certainly a great way for Trump to embrace his racist base and to hobble our economy for years (if no…
Jun 24, 2020 1:14 AM
@HomelandKen You should be ashamed of this. You are pandering to a racist base and are harming people, families, and our economy.
Jun 24, 2020 12:56 AM
@firepile @heyjoshua #OnWisconsin!!!
Jun 24, 2020 12:22 AM
@firepile New Glarus!!!
Jun 23, 2020 10:31 PM
@cmeik @RadhikaBrown Ha, no. Just cheap stickers.
Jun 23, 2020 9:26 PM
RT @jasonfried: You know, through all this, I have to say Twitter has just been amazing. The product + community. I can’t imagine how else…
Jun 23, 2020 8:42 PM
RT @mycoliza: shipping a built-in linker cache and removing shared objects from the filesystem, to own the libs,
Jun 23, 2020 8:39 PM
RT @TZBirder: Today's #BirdsAtTea is the Yellow-billed Kite. This #bird has adapted well to living alongside humans & is common in many Afr…
Jun 23, 2020 7:38 PM
RT @KurtWagner8: Between permanent WFH, Juneteenth as a company holiday, and now election day off, Twitter continues to be the most progres…
Jun 23, 2020 7:00 PM
RT @londo_lee: Today, @Twitter announced that all national election voting days that take place on a weekday will be a paid day off for emp…
Jun 23, 2020 4:52 PM
@satanjeev @RadhikaBrown My 6yo spotted Apple Jack on a cup on your desk and is very excited about it.
Jun 23, 2020 4:44 PM
Working from home with small kids is fucking impossible. https://t.co/cWWw6LLnlg
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Jun 23, 2020 12:43 PM
RT @Yamiche: All day yesterday, WH officials said President Trump asking for slower testing was a joke. Now, the president is arguing in fa…
Jun 23, 2020 12:31 PM
RT @mlevchin: Turning away skilled, driven, creative folks offering to work extra hard for their shot at the American dream is going to sen…
Jun 23, 2020 3:02 AM
@Zeke_Cao No, 24-48 hours.
Jun 23, 2020 3:02 AM
@Zeke_Cao I just do what the doctors and scientists tell me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 23, 2020 3:00 AM
@Zeke_Cao A different technique, it would seem. Mine was a (gag inducing) throat swab followed by one *deep* nasal swab.
Jun 23, 2020 2:56 AM
@Zeke_Cao Really? Mine was all the way in my cranium. Did they do the throat swab too?
Jun 23, 2020 2:42 AM
RT @jeffvandermeer: I saw a rabbit this weekend. My neighbor saved a family. https://t.co/JmUrxltUYR
Jun 23, 2020 1:25 AM
RT @marius: Immigrants don’t here to steal your jobs. They come here to create your jobs.
Jun 23, 2020 1:23 AM
@Zeke_Cao @amdev To be fair, OSX used to have widgets like a decade ago.
Jun 23, 2020 1:17 AM
@timbray @steveklabnik @ATT We switched over to Eero (pro & 2 beacons) last week (from a single Netgear Nighthawk) and it’s been a great ex…
Jun 23, 2020 1:00 AM
RT @yuuuanw: While you’re Tweeting about #WWDC2020 and getting excited about the new releases. Please take a moment to think about how muc…
Jun 23, 2020 12:58 AM
RT @radkat: Do you know which childcare option is available even during a lockdown? Au pairs. Do you know who has been banned from gettin…
Jun 23, 2020 12:44 AM
RT @Sharat_Chander: Online #developer & #DevRel conference organizers: Please invite @accessaces to speak on accessibility...one of the be…
Jun 22, 2020 11:59 PM
@kpk The mean, it’s my wife’s iPad and after a thousand weeks of sheltering in place with small children I have effectively given up..
Jun 22, 2020 11:50 PM
RT @sarahcpr: How to empty seat https://t.co/SxDJ5M1sdN
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Jun 22, 2020 11:49 PM
@kpk Especially if they are two-years old.
Jun 22, 2020 11:44 PM
It's a country. It's not a country club.
Jun 22, 2020 11:22 PM
RT @Policy: "Unilaterally and unnecessarily stifling America’s attractiveness to global, high-skilled talent is short-sighted and deeply da…
Jun 22, 2020 11:22 PM
RT @Policy: Statement on US high-skilled immigration proclamation: "This proclamation undermines America’s greatest economic asset: its d…
Jun 22, 2020 7:42 PM
RT @LisPower1: Trump was given two opportunities to unequivocally say 'no, of course I didn't really slow down coronavirus testing for poli…
Jun 22, 2020 1:31 PM
@nvgrw Congrats Nik!!!
Jun 22, 2020 3:48 AM
RT @BubbaWallace: https://t.co/koL655AJB9
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Jun 22, 2020 3:00 AM
@kf Same!
Jun 22, 2020 1:48 AM
RT @TeamPelosi: 6200. That could have been a Zoom meeting. Same energy, minus the #coronavirus risk.
Jun 22, 2020 1:42 AM
@karaswisher I dunno, feel like I have a strong contender here: https://t.co/WQvPVrpoax https://t.co/82fJMweX3J
Jun 22, 2020 12:50 AM
RT @doriantaylor: petition to de-abandon xslt in web browsers
Jun 22, 2020 12:13 AM
@pgarg @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown From here on out, please use this image whenever you need to tweet about me vis-à-vis dad-related content.
Jun 22, 2020 12:11 AM
@pgarg @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Thx for the Tweet babe but I feel it fails to capture the powerful dad-energy of my personal brand. Here’s…
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Jun 21, 2020 11:54 PM
Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me everything I know about being a dad. https://t.co/pw9jHlYR1t
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Jun 21, 2020 10:28 PM
RT @NPRKelly: That late afternoon Sunday feeling, when you are forced to concede that all the things you were absolutely going to get done…
Jun 21, 2020 2:58 PM
@dijkstracula @aanand Language-Path: Triskweline, ROT13 units Lrnu, gur oyvtug ivqrb guernq punggre jnf fb jryy qbar.
Jun 21, 2020 2:47 PM
@dijkstracula @aanand Hexapodia as the key insight
Jun 21, 2020 6:42 AM
RT @baddestmamajama: FUCK HIM UP, SHAKESPEARE
Jun 21, 2020 5:15 AM
@Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse Come on, Dan. We all saw it.
Jun 21, 2020 5:08 AM
RT @NBAIndia: Like father, like son. Celebrate #FathersDay with some NBA legends and their sons who followed in their footsteps. https://t.…
Jun 21, 2020 4:19 AM
RT @NPRinskeep: Have been reading @AmbJohnBolton John Bolton's "The Room Where It Happened," in preparation for an @NPR interview on Monday…
Jun 21, 2020 4:12 AM
I know it *looks* like there’s less than 1MM attendees at tonight’s rally, but the people in these photos were plotted using a par scale. h…
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Jun 21, 2020 3:35 AM
RT @sarahcpr: How to happy father's day https://t.co/2utaibecfE
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Jun 21, 2020 3:15 AM
@JohnTeaseIII Congratulations!!!
Jun 21, 2020 2:42 AM
@hunterwalk @m2jr The Breeders version.
Jun 21, 2020 2:38 AM
RT @prchovanec: The only thing I saw was a middle-aged woman being dragged away because she was wearing the wrong t-shirt.
Jun 21, 2020 1:45 AM
RT @ASlavitt: With all the incompetency and indifference to human life, I almost forget for a moment about the corruption.
Jun 21, 2020 1:22 AM
RT @MKBHD: Just wear a mask. Not super hard.
Jun 20, 2020 8:20 PM
RT @zeynep: How is this not a direct violation of the first amendment? An arrest for a t-shirt? Where is the camous snowflakes killed free…
Jun 20, 2020 8:15 PM
RT @i0exception: Haven't seen a country as hostile towards high skilled immigration as the US.
Jun 20, 2020 7:56 PM
RT @jeffvandermeer: I have a novel out July 7. It's 700 pages, the kind of epic fantasy misadventure that u deserve, with giant marmots, a…
Jun 20, 2020 7:45 PM
RT @JoshNBCNews: JUST IN - 6 members of the Trump campaign advance staff in Tulsa doing logistics for Trump's rally tested positive for COV…
Jun 20, 2020 5:14 PM
@realDonaldTrump What exactly, Mr. President, do you mean by "Now he will have bombs dropped on him!"?
Jun 20, 2020 4:51 PM
Binge watching "Tiger King" this AM. https://t.co/BQjZxfCuQV
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Jun 20, 2020 4:44 PM
RT @catsynth: I propose that every statue of #JuniperoSerra be replaced by a Richard Serra sculpture https://t.co/6mWMeQ5GJC
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Jun 20, 2020 4:18 PM
RT @AndySayler: Nice job @vtapia and @courtneymalee! Thanks putting this together. Great to see folks from @TwitterBoulder honoring Junetee…
Jun 20, 2020 4:45 AM
@christhalinger @Sharat_Chander sunflowers > oracleflowers
Jun 20, 2020 4:26 AM
RT @AthertonKD: "defund the police" also means "don't let them accept surplus armored vehicles, even if the Pentagon offers them for free"
Jun 20, 2020 3:56 AM
RT @keychung: 👀🍿👀
Jun 20, 2020 2:22 AM
@gasca the "Dwarf Fortress" version, but yes
Jun 20, 2020 2:17 AM
@shatil Freezer?
Jun 20, 2020 2:09 AM
@skilldrick @LyritaMorgan Nice.
Jun 19, 2020 11:50 PM
RT @GavinNewsom: REMINDER: CA, you are now REQUIRED to wear a mask in public spaces. We’re seeing too many people with faces uncovered. We…
Jun 19, 2020 11:43 PM
RT @shaft: As it's #JUNETEENTH2020 now would be a good time to read about how even the earliest efforts at reparations was stymied by #Whit…
Jun 19, 2020 10:13 PM
Is...is the DMCA good? 🤔
Jun 19, 2020 10:12 PM
RT @Acosta: Twitter has now disabled the video in this tweet.
Jun 19, 2020 1:53 PM
@realDonaldTrump Oh look, our president is threatening Americans in order to deter them from exercising their right to assemble.
Jun 19, 2020 2:30 AM
@jenniferfraser @Twitter Thanks for *literally* keeping @Twitter running, Jen. I’m in awe of what you’ve accomplished and will miss working…
Jun 19, 2020 2:20 AM
RT @Yamiche: Twitter has added a label to President Trump's tweet tonight saying it violates the company's policy against "manipulated medi…
Jun 19, 2020 2:09 AM
@GeraldVenzl I miss that roof deck.
Jun 19, 2020 2:01 AM
RT @TwitterSupport: We're sorry about testing voice Tweets without support for people who are visually impaired, deaf, or hard of hearing.…
Jun 18, 2020 8:28 PM
RT @GavinNewsom: NEW: Californians are now REQUIRED to wear face coverings in public spaces. Together -- we can slow the spread. Do your…
Jun 18, 2020 8:25 PM
RT @SovernNation: Breaking: @GavinNewsom orders mandatory face coverings, statewide, overriding counties that don't require masks in public…
Jun 18, 2020 3:45 PM
@tedd5u @peterhartlaub Forget it, Tim, it’s Liontown.
Jun 18, 2020 2:43 PM
RT @peterseibel: Yesterday it was exactly twenty weeks until the 2020 general. Want to join the DNC Tech Team for the final stretch to help…
Jun 18, 2020 2:24 PM
RT @MerriamWebster: 'Arbitrary': existing or coming about seemingly at random or by chance or as an unreasonable act of individual will 'C…
Jun 18, 2020 2:09 PM
RT @NPRinskeep: In his ruling, Chief Justice Roberts finds (1) that the Court has the right to review Trump's effort to end DACA, and (2) t…
Jun 18, 2020 2:08 PM
RT @fordm: SCOTUS rules 5-4 that the Trump administration illegally rescinded DACA. Roberts + liberals in the majority. https://t.co/shFUDv…
Jun 18, 2020 2:08 PM
RT @ZekeJMiller: WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court rejects Trump bid to end legal protections for young immigrants.
Jun 18, 2020 4:59 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: Even the mountain lion wishes people would call it something other than “the East Cut.”
Jun 18, 2020 4:59 AM
RT @SFPD: ⚠️ Mountain Lion Spotted ⚠️ Mountain Lion last spotted in the East Cut Neighborhood of #SF. If seen stay away, back up slowly fa…
Jun 18, 2020 4:58 AM
RT @Gaohmee: Did you know that police officers don't even make it into the top 10 of most dangerous jobs in America? No? Everything you've…
Jun 18, 2020 1:10 AM
RT @itsmezhi: Ok I take this back. Twitter has been on fire recently
Jun 18, 2020 1:08 AM
RT @KCPacini: Come join us!
Jun 18, 2020 1:00 AM
RT @SheaSerrano: books are fucking cool
Jun 18, 2020 1:00 AM
@amdev There’s probably a good "Diet of Worms" joke somewhere in here but I’m afraid our shared followers might...protest it.
Jun 18, 2020 12:53 AM
@amdev You can subscribe to my newsletter here: https://t.co/LGNVZpMHV5 https://t.co/fznzwmT4hJ
Jun 18, 2020 12:52 AM
@amdev Ironically my position as founding/only member of the "Dogme 140" collective proscribes use of "dog food" builds unavailable to the …
Jun 18, 2020 12:20 AM
super bummed I’m in the hold back group again because my rickroll joke is gonna seem pretty stale and...played out...when it finally drops
Jun 17, 2020 9:13 PM
RT @sarahcpr: @MollyJongFast I wish this made me feel better. It only makes me feel worse. They know how incompetent and dangerous he is an…
Jun 17, 2020 8:33 PM
RT @jsmooth995: This, but about John Bolton and his enablers, multiplied by 87 trillion, and then set on fire so bright it drowns out the s…
Jun 17, 2020 8:33 PM
RT @jsmooth995: A prediction about Sean Spicer, and his fellow garbage fire enablers. https://t.co/XCnuHwfVgu
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Jun 17, 2020 8:05 PM
@wendyverse @isaach Happy birthday!!!
Jun 17, 2020 7:43 PM
"60 seconds of @msilver screaming" your time is now. https://t.co/iTBfnFkLmy
Jun 17, 2020 7:35 PM
RT @jvreeland26: I kind of want enough people doing audio samples as tweets that I can use them as a soundtrack I doom scroll.
Jun 17, 2020 7:05 PM
RT @NYGovCuomo: Today I will sign an Executive Order recognizing #Juneteenth as a holiday for state employees. I will advance legislation…
Jun 17, 2020 5:31 PM
The fucked-up audio on this feed adds a perfect touch of horror and dystopia as @PressSec pushes propaganda and dodges questions. https://t…
Jun 17, 2020 4:28 PM
"... and how much longer does it take if a 6yo & a 2yo are helping you?"
Jun 17, 2020 4:28 PM
My current goto interview question: "How long does it take to pick up 1000 tiny rubber bands from a floor..."
Jun 17, 2020 3:43 AM
RT @igb: To err is human. To forfeit the battle for the shortform creative video market to @tiktok_us is @vine.
Jun 17, 2020 2:46 AM
RT @jeffseibert: Wow, this is a major strategic misstep for Apple to make in the week leading up to #WWDC2020. Distinguishing why Basecam…
Jun 17, 2020 2:17 AM
@aubrey_huff I mean, like, we knew this already but JFC you are an idiot.
Jun 17, 2020 1:03 AM
@networkjanitor Ok cool. I can like the song then. Thanks!
Jun 17, 2020 12:58 AM
@networkjanitor So that was a pretty good song, but...uh...is the title some sort of Aussie slang for something? Because...
Jun 17, 2020 12:48 AM
The days are getting longer and the naps are getting shorter.
Jun 16, 2020 8:04 PM
RT @doodie: this is crazy. last one i recall was caight in diamond heights a few years back.
Jun 16, 2020 8:03 PM
RT @GavinNewsom: Going to REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT: #COVID19 is still here. Wear a face covering. Wash your hands. Practice physical distanc…
Jun 16, 2020 6:25 PM
RT @edgett: Today we're keeping our promise to continue this fight. We've filed our notice of appeal & will challenge this decision so that…
Jun 16, 2020 2:55 AM
@jayholler If my personal brand were a GIF this would be it.
Jun 16, 2020 2:51 AM
@jayholler It’s not "very rad", Jay. It’s *totally* rad.
Jun 16, 2020 2:45 AM
@jayholler Also, @tonyhawk > @jeremypiven > @BrettFavre.
Jun 16, 2020 2:42 AM
@jayholler Thanks to Twitter, Inc. I got to meet him IRL: https://t.co/lLiFpjUdyD https://t.co/CYcZFVH2ZK
Jun 16, 2020 2:19 AM
@djpardis @sethrosen https://t.co/D9WkYhf9DY https://t.co/wfQds0E8jS
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Jun 16, 2020 1:34 AM
RT @Dupree: You guys my wife is all of 9 months pregnant, has been homeschooling two kids, running a fitness coaching business, putting up…
Jun 16, 2020 1:30 AM
RT @cordeliadillon: I can't remember who introduced me to this, but I recently learned the phrase "feed two birds with one scone" as an alt…
Jun 15, 2020 11:44 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS It’d be nice if our President would stop childishly insulting state & city officials *and* stop threatening violence aga…
Jun 15, 2020 7:36 PM
RT @latimes: Breaking: The Supreme Court refused to hear the Trump administration’s challenge to a California “sanctuary” law, leaving inta…
Jun 15, 2020 2:12 PM
RT @nprpolitics: #BREAKING: The Supreme Court has delivered a historic victory for LGBTQ workers, ruling that the federal law that bars sex…
Jun 15, 2020 4:16 AM
Fireworks in Glen Park again this evening for some reason.
Jun 15, 2020 3:53 AM
RT @postwait: Unpopular opinion... I've always liked XML, the verbosity being my least favorite part. It's expressive, extensible, transfo…
Jun 15, 2020 1:03 AM
RT @BusyPhilipps: JUST WEAR FUCKING MASKS.
Jun 15, 2020 1:03 AM
@nvgrw 🙌🏻
Jun 15, 2020 12:44 AM
@thegivingcanvas Thanks for being an awesome recruiter! 🙌🏻
Jun 15, 2020 12:28 AM
@thegivingcanvas I see that #KaOS sticker!
Jun 14, 2020 10:57 PM
Bernal, as seen from Billy Goat Hill, on this afternoon’s walk. https://t.co/QABAZFI5K4
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Jun 14, 2020 10:04 PM
RT @SF_emergency: HeadsUp: Beginning tomorrow (June 15), @SFMTA_Muni will begin enforcing street cleaning. Keeping our streets clean is vit…
Jun 14, 2020 4:40 PM
@kpk @jdecked @hipsterelectron That team does excellent work, but not all users want that TL, even if it’s what others justifiably enjoy.
Jun 14, 2020 4:36 PM
@kpk @jdecked @hipsterelectron Most of the complaints that I see aren’t about the quality of a curated non-chron TL. It’s the lack of choic…
Jun 14, 2020 2:18 PM
@davidhillgm @pgarg @amdev That is one of the highest compliments one can make in the dadjoke community. Thank you. 🙏🏻
Jun 14, 2020 1:33 PM
@dschonbe ...it felt important to reflect on how Twitter (the app)’s sharing mechanics can diminish an original and perhaps underrepresente…
Jun 14, 2020 1:28 PM
@dschonbe But in the last few weeks, when so much of Twitter is sharing the perspectives of others...
Jun 14, 2020 1:21 PM
@dschonbe Seriously though, no one specifically. All of us, including myself of course, sometimes QT when an RT might have been better.
Jun 14, 2020 1:19 PM
@dschonbe :-) https://t.co/D9WkYhf9DY https://t.co/0wm5pWyPLm
Jun 14, 2020 5:31 AM
Fireworks over Glen Park right now, originating from Diamond Heights.
Jun 14, 2020 5:23 AM
@SamratNM That is a really great idea, Samrat. Love the long press/touch as the mechanism for signaling that intent. Have you talked to p…
Jun 14, 2020 4:56 AM
@kpk I would love to see an option of pass-through faves (based on QT-author's Tweet-specific preferences) at some point.
Jun 14, 2020 4:54 AM
@kpk A valid consideration. But too often the "wrapping" Tweet picks up the engagement that the OG Tweet should be getting.
Jun 14, 2020 4:35 AM
RT @F6x: If the descent were decent, this criticism wouldn’t ramp up. https://t.co/lnNr4dQaiF
Jun 14, 2020 4:26 AM
RT @Vonnie932: @MattWSB @goldietaylor BREAKING: The Georgia Bureau of Investigation just confirmed in a press conference that Atlanta polic…
Jun 14, 2020 4:26 AM
RT @MattWSB: GBI released video that shows the moment Rayshard Brooks was shot and killed by an Atlanta Police officer at a Wendys on Unive…
Jun 14, 2020 4:00 AM
Especially if it's just a "+1" or an "I agree with this Tweet". Faves & replies are better than a quote RT for this kind of support.
Jun 14, 2020 3:55 AM
One should always try to favor RTs over quote RTs. Amplify the original voice instead of your personal brand.
Jun 14, 2020 1:08 AM
RT @djbaskin: To make sure nobody shares a photo of you, put a GettyImages® watermark on your face mask. https://t.co/zSCkyic3LV
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Jun 14, 2020 12:27 AM
"When the tails of a normal distribution start to wag the proverbial dog, one might be forced to pick the tail of the dog that seems less v…
Jun 13, 2020 7:08 PM
@firepile I just tweet what the muse tells me to tweet, Robin. I have no agency here.
Jun 13, 2020 7:06 PM
Remember folks, when writing "defund the police" you should use a sans-sheriff font.
Jun 13, 2020 4:05 AM
This is a cruel and unconscionable act by an administration and a president pandering to a hateful and ignorant constituency. https://t.co/…
Jun 13, 2020 3:37 AM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: The callousness of Trump to announce this during LGBTQ+ Pride month as the country mourns the four year anniversary of…
Jun 13, 2020 1:55 AM
Happy 2nd birthday, kid! She hasn’t had a playdate or daycare for the last 1/8th of her life so she has no friends to miss at her party. h…
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Jun 12, 2020 7:22 PM
I want...no, I *need* a BART-branded mask like the one worn by Bob Powers. https://t.co/5E5yRV2TqO
Jun 12, 2020 7:19 PM
@JaniceForBART OMG where can we get a BART mask can you ask Bob to hook us up OMG OMG
Jun 12, 2020 7:03 PM
Perfect situational awareness. https://t.co/uYiWNseSw5
Jun 12, 2020 2:43 PM
RT @JennyENicholson: We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that
Jun 12, 2020 1:39 PM
RT @prchovanec: The more damning the revelations in Bolton’s book, the more damning the fact that he saved it for his book instead of choos…
Jun 12, 2020 1:05 PM
The US economy will not recover until: 1) daycare and schools reopen 2) our two-year old stops getting up at 4am
Jun 12, 2020 12:42 PM
RT @maggieNYT: Trump on Fox about holding the Bible above his shoulder outside St. John's: "I think it was a beautiful picture. I’ll tell y…
Jun 12, 2020 12:00 PM
@Breaking911 @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/9yKlSxYywQ https://t.co/M2EIY4TTFr
Jun 12, 2020 11:20 AM
RT @JeffDean: The list of recipients of $500 *billion* in taxpayer money should absolutely be a matter of public record (not to mention sho…
Jun 12, 2020 4:58 AM
@jack @shatil @Kantrowitz It’s amazing on an iPad with a pencil. https://t.co/SthiCtcgoT https://t.co/WrWmW23yhd
Jun 12, 2020 4:48 AM
@johnolilly I’d recommend going with a Wagon Queen Family Truckster.
Jun 12, 2020 4:43 AM
@Redeemed2016 @SanFranciscoPOA @sfmta_muni WWJD?
Jun 12, 2020 2:55 AM
RT @tmprowell: The US has performed its first double lung transplant for lung damage caused by #COVID19. The recipient is a 20 yr old woman…
Jun 12, 2020 1:21 AM
@tmcarr @mokomull Nice! It’s like a whisky flask for earbuds.
Jun 11, 2020 10:53 PM
RT @byabartlett: hundreds of skaters from all over the bay area are flying down twin peaks and through downtown SF at “bomb hills for black…
Jun 11, 2020 6:56 PM
RT @colegleason: I'm launching a new bot on Twitter that can add alt text to images using the same methods as our Chrome extension. Reply t…
Jun 11, 2020 2:29 PM
@aapuni @mikecvet @yatusr @em_keir @ellegeezy #TeamVS https://t.co/N1UDPcrhoI
Jun 11, 2020 2:22 PM
@realDonaldTrump Are...are you subtweeting yourself?
Jun 11, 2020 1:44 PM
@prchovanec You underestimate the number of parents who would be overjoyed to see "Paw Patrol" canceled for *any* reason. It’s irredeemab…
Jun 11, 2020 11:50 AM
RT @xor: Strictly from a Levenshtein perspective this is an unbeatable proposal
Jun 11, 2020 4:30 AM
@MSN "Though, it’s hardly surprising that not everybody sees it this way." OK, sure, but why?
Jun 11, 2020 4:27 AM
@seb_m @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown I mean they are all pretty great. Such a wonderful show.
Jun 11, 2020 4:25 AM
@JustLetters4 @SanFranciscoPOA @SFPD @SFPDChief Buddy, your account is like four #MAGA/cop/QAnon tweets so GTFO with that "one-sided” bulls…
Jun 11, 2020 4:13 AM
@DrJorts @heshamiam You got this!!!
Jun 11, 2020 3:51 AM
@msilver @Twitter I am profoundly disappointed that you didn’t 3-D print one.
Jun 11, 2020 3:41 AM
RT @sashaperigo: Cops shouldn't be in charge of fare enforcement on transit. Also, no one should be doing fare enforcement on transit. Al…
Jun 11, 2020 3:36 AM
@retroporter Is this the Stalin bio you have in the queue: https://t.co/zAZdksSzA1 https://t.co/89bckDOvjP
Jun 11, 2020 3:27 AM
@DanScavino Hey Dan, way to violate the Hatch Act *and* take a pro-fascism stance in a single Tweet.
Jun 11, 2020 3:07 AM
RT @starsandrobots: In the Bay Area I was pulled over by police four times in seven years, that I can recall. During this time I never owne…
Jun 11, 2020 2:58 AM
@seb_m @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown https://t.co/BCwOnegYLf https://t.co/YA4GJ1Jw8G
Jun 11, 2020 2:57 AM
@seb_m @AahnaBrown: FlutterShy @RadhikaBrown: PP Me: Dischord (PP is a close second)
Jun 11, 2020 2:48 AM
@jkru +1000
Jun 11, 2020 2:48 AM
@seb_m Amen.
Jun 11, 2020 2:44 AM
RT @DanRather: Put your face masks on. Please. Don’t be selfish. Don’t be stupid.
Jun 11, 2020 2:36 AM
Also we should defund the police.
Jun 11, 2020 2:36 AM
I know I speak on behalf of *many* parents when I say, yes, please cancel "Paw Patrol". That show is garbage.
Jun 11, 2020 2:17 AM
RT @lmc: defund the POA
Jun 11, 2020 2:09 AM
RT @chrisarvinsf: FYI. the SFPD chief says just now at the police commission meeting that this tweet was “irresponsible” and “does not refl…
Jun 11, 2020 1:20 AM
RT @nikkastar: If you aren’t afraid of ambiguity or rolling up your sleeves alongside team members who get pumped about solving problems bi…
Jun 11, 2020 12:11 AM
RT @accessaces: A colleague and I are looking for a place to play board games online remotely does anybody know of anything that's #a11y
Jun 11, 2020 12:10 AM
RT @mattblaze: The LAPD doesn’t have a Charles Manson station. Secret Service headquarters isn’t called the Lee Harvey Oswald building. Why…
Jun 11, 2020 12:05 AM
Inbox goals. https://t.co/mK6JTZrH53
Jun 10, 2020 11:45 PM
RT @NASCARONFOX: NASCAR has prohibited the Confederate flag at all events. https://t.co/aeGNjls6Ts
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Jun 10, 2020 8:27 PM
1) Ok, less fare evasion suppression. That’s actually...good. 2) This @SanFranciscoPOA seems like a bunch of antagonistic thugs. 🤔 https:/…
Jun 10, 2020 8:22 PM
@SanFranciscoPOA @SFPD @SFPDChief Seriously, you sound like a bunch of thugs. Who says stuff like that?
Jun 10, 2020 8:18 PM
@SanFranciscoPOA @SFPD @SFPDChief What the hell is wrong with you?
Jun 10, 2020 8:18 PM
This is such a great idea!!! https://t.co/JwbG2rUkiK
Jun 10, 2020 8:17 PM
RT @TwitterSupport: Sharing an article can spark conversation, so you may want to read it before you Tweet it. To help promote informed di…
Jun 10, 2020 4:32 PM
RT @MikeIsaac: really interesting story on the fallout from widespread bans across FB (also i learned a lot about what skinhead means and a…
Jun 10, 2020 3:16 PM
@baroquebobcat Also a great song.
Jun 10, 2020 3:16 PM
@baroquebobcat So good.
Jun 10, 2020 3:10 PM
"9 to 5" is an obsolete pre-COVID/pre-shelter-in-place concept. Workday hours are now just the duration of your AirPods's battery life.
Jun 10, 2020 3:49 AM
@BreitbartNews @Scavino45 I guess this explains the Tweets from @realDonaldTrump. This and the racism.
Jun 10, 2020 2:38 AM
RT @DrJorts: @moralez @amdev @mergesort @CaseyNewton @igb We should let Casey out of this canoe https://t.co/UxJmO58DTU
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Jun 10, 2020 12:58 AM
RT @NPRnie: "NPR has reviewed court documents of 51 individuals facing federal charges in connection with the unrest. As of Tuesday morning…
Jun 10, 2020 12:48 AM
@wickman Um...
Jun 10, 2020 12:46 AM
Way to go @ning_sf!!! https://t.co/HJeL02x0nc
Jun 10, 2020 12:46 AM
RT @ManningMEAP: New MEAP! Grokking Streaming Systems by Josh Fischer and Ning Wang https://t.co/utxkDsiTqv @manningbooks @ning_sf #Streami…
Jun 10, 2020 12:44 AM
RT @GreatDismal: If you'd told me in 2000 that a news story in 2020 would involve a 75-year-old man accused of being an "anti-fascist spy",…
Jun 10, 2020 12:43 AM
@DrJorts @mergesort @amdev @CaseyNewton Browsers don’t do so well either. Pretty sure large Google Docs are the catalyst of a most curious …
Jun 10, 2020 12:19 AM
RT @bheater: What if the President is right and Antifa is breeding 75-year-old super soldiers who fall over on command?
Jun 10, 2020 12:16 AM
Baseball might be cancelled this year but I can still show my support for the 1995 World Champions. https://t.co/2pZrdCBFNB
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Jun 9, 2020 9:31 PM
@javawithjiva @theatrus @cdaylward @jayholler How much would you pay? #crimes
Jun 9, 2020 8:41 PM
RT @jack: Both Twitter and Square are making #Juneteenth (June 19th) a company holiday in the US, forevermore. A day for celebration, educa…
Jun 9, 2020 1:25 PM
@Auction_Queen Delete your account, Connie.
Jun 9, 2020 1:20 PM
I mean if you are gonna try and justify police brutality/septuagenarian abuse this is one way to do it I guess. https://t.co/MH2sc99j3z
Jun 9, 2020 12:14 PM
RT @davelester: Who am I connected with that has organized open source meetups in France? My DMs are open -- thanks!
Jun 9, 2020 5:19 AM
@elegantlywasted https://t.co/IbTw7IHIrp https://t.co/egmycFY5zP
Jun 9, 2020 4:45 AM
Today was the first day of summer break. Camp Covid took a nature walk in the afternoon. Observations were made. Notes taken. https://t.c…
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Jun 9, 2020 3:43 AM
RT @doriantaylor: dumb question: since i don't do a lot of slide decks if i can avoid it, is there anything like responsive design for them…
Jun 9, 2020 3:42 AM
@arrdem You can do both at the same time you know.
Jun 9, 2020 3:28 AM
@freialobo Sarah Vowell’s books are pretty great. https://t.co/3htS2vIfHP
Jun 9, 2020 2:57 AM
RT @surfline: Maverick's circa 2016. 📷: Jeremiah Klein https://t.co/PsNghkkWdK
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Jun 8, 2020 11:23 PM
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Remember, The Daily Caller is @TuckerCarlson’s right-wing propaganda rag. It’s not actually real newspaper.
Jun 8, 2020 10:59 PM
RT @oxidecomputer: Are you a technical program manager looking for an exciting new challenge? We're hiring a TPM for our first product, a r…
Jun 8, 2020 4:54 AM
RT @bevtgooden: This nation made monuments of slave traders and then told black people to get over slavery.
Jun 8, 2020 4:25 AM
@tonyguan2010 Just different people picking up the phone.
Jun 8, 2020 4:25 AM
@tonyguan2010 Hey Tony, think of it as a rewrite or a large-scale refactoring. The interfaces to the public (like 911) will remain the same.
Jun 8, 2020 4:07 AM
RT @MBVD: Black Lives Matter on Kauai
Jun 8, 2020 3:58 AM
@DC_Draino @realDonaldTrump Go ahead, nobody cares.
Jun 8, 2020 3:57 AM
@realDonaldTrump Nobody who matters is on your side.
Jun 8, 2020 3:44 AM
"American police are more brutal and dishonest than much of the media that came of age pre-Ferguson reported." https://t.co/pxZbUuFcPu
Jun 8, 2020 3:23 AM
RT @Juliannyc901: The more you know 👌🏾 https://t.co/UPK3o8hwZJ
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Jun 8, 2020 3:06 AM
RT @HamillHimself: #MeetAnguishWithAction https://t.co/GwhPw8BfVX
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Jun 8, 2020 3:05 AM
@roach The first thing you will miss as a parent is when they stop falling asleep on you. 💔
Jun 8, 2020 3:01 AM
RT @jemelehill: Haven’t we suffered enough?
Jun 8, 2020 2:54 AM
RT @DCisChillin: Aerial view of the black lives matter mural painted on 15th street downtown Oakland. https://t.co/y3lZcJR4d2
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Jun 8, 2020 2:52 AM
RT @PotCzach: Philly skaters showed up today to say Fuck The Police https://t.co/C3sWuTSrtF
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Jun 8, 2020 1:50 AM
RT @cFidd: Teargaslighting
Jun 8, 2020 1:16 AM
@sullydish No worries Andrew, I’ll cover you. What was your usual donation amount and to what local @NPR affiliate?
Jun 7, 2020 10:50 PM
RT @KenJennings: “Political viability” isn’t an immutable reality. The ideas that win are the ideas we demand.
Jun 7, 2020 9:56 PM
@taylorleese 😬
Jun 7, 2020 8:53 PM
RT @NYTimesPR: The @nytimes announced today that James Bennet, Editorial Page Editor since May 2016, is resigning effective immediately. Ka…
Jun 7, 2020 7:44 PM
@WhiteHouse @Mike_Pence Gotta blame somebody when you pass the buck on everything.
Jun 7, 2020 4:54 PM
@jayholler @kpk Crowd-sourced or creator-provided descriptions for animated GIFs would be great too.
Jun 7, 2020 4:52 PM
@jayholler @kpk I’m excited to see work on features that make alt-text easier to create: pre-filled ML-generated nouns and adjectives, OCR,…
Jun 7, 2020 3:50 PM
@jayholler @kpk That was one of the motivations behind @ianisqatsibot.
Jun 7, 2020 3:50 PM
@jayholler @kpk I also think that if you (and others) could see your alt text then there’s an incentive to write better, more descriptive a…
Jun 7, 2020 2:31 PM
@jayholler The source code is here: https://t.co/oSAhdy7w5q
Jun 7, 2020 2:11 PM
RT @JillWetzler: It's so frustrating to me that we are seeing a huge, inspiring social movement right before an election and the candidate…
Jun 7, 2020 4:50 AM
RT @reuterspictures: Ballerinas Kennedy George, 14, and Ava Holloway, 14, pose in front of a monument of Confederate general Robert E. Lee…
Jun 7, 2020 4:34 AM
RT @TheDweck: Still thinking about how people were like “not all cops!” then literally all cops in Buffalo were like “no, it’s all of us”
Jun 7, 2020 4:33 AM
@ReadMoreWomen TIL!
Jun 7, 2020 3:40 AM
@jayholler Pretty sure this is something product is considering. IMO it’d drive alt-text annotation, but there are likely abuse vectors to …
Jun 7, 2020 3:36 AM
@jayholler No, use TweetDeck (or the API) to see alt text. None of the clients allow you see it (outside of #a11y technology) AFAIK.
Jun 7, 2020 1:31 AM
@CGregoryBrown Pretty sure it’s gonna take more than just sensitivity training, but indeed, what a disgrace.
Jun 7, 2020 1:30 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: In a wonderful city where my son was born, you are a disgrace to your heritage, your community, and your employer, the C…
Jun 7, 2020 12:20 AM
RT @hknightsf: Attention ice cream lovers: Mitchell’s is open again! Long line, but it moves quickly. 🍦🍦🍦 https://t.co/zvWnxIcmop
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Jun 7, 2020 12:20 AM
RT @colegleason: A lot of people/groups on Twitter are running matching donations that ask for screenshots. Is there a piece of software th…
Jun 7, 2020 12:13 AM
@DanScavino Like the man said, Dan, defund the police.
Jun 6, 2020 10:00 PM
RT @ABC7Shack: From some to just about everyone. The march on the Golden Gate Bridge has stopped all traffic. This is a captivating shot fr…
Jun 6, 2020 9:59 PM
@dschonbe Yeah, I see. Strange.
Jun 6, 2020 9:55 PM
@dschonbe Matching on terminal whitespace I guess.
Jun 6, 2020 9:51 PM
RT @burritojustice: are you about to watch a 20 minute Norwegian documentary about cascading quick clay landslides started by someone dump…
Jun 6, 2020 9:22 PM
RT @CoachTJMcKay: Defunding the police sounds radical until you realize realize we’ve been defunding education for years.
Jun 6, 2020 9:18 PM
RT @deezoid: Charge of the Shite Brigade
Jun 6, 2020 9:17 PM
@jayholler Weltschmerz as a service.
Jun 6, 2020 9:14 PM
RT @iamsambee: If you still cannot comprehend the need to completely overhaul the infrastructure of justice, I invite you to hop on a rocke…
Jun 6, 2020 8:46 PM
RT @jefposk: BLM the GGB https://t.co/Eo2e5pJHkr
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Jun 6, 2020 5:04 PM
RT @kdspaul: AI might be getting pretty good but I can still tell this is not a human.
Jun 6, 2020 4:40 PM
@retroporter I stopped reading it 5/4ths of the way through.
Jun 6, 2020 1:19 PM
Is anyone going to tell the South San Franciso wind harp about the Golden Gate Bridge’s new schtick?
Jun 6, 2020 3:31 AM
@PiyushGoyal So sorry for your loss, Piyush. @pgarg tells me she was a wonderful woman.
Jun 6, 2020 3:29 AM
RT @PiyushGoyal: अपने स्नेह, और प्रेम से मुझे हमेशा राह दिखाने वाली मेरी पूज्य माता जी का आज सुबह स्वर्गवास हो गया। उन्होंने अपना पूरा जी…
Jun 6, 2020 2:35 AM
RT @MargaretAtwood: Too close.
Jun 6, 2020 2:34 AM
@Pashrit1 @DanScavino No, but pretty clear that someone upstairs isn’t to happy with Dan and his boss. https://t.co/B1oyaIpAi9 https://t.co…
Jun 6, 2020 2:31 AM
RT @NadiehBremer: Success!! 💪 Now using the amazing polygon hatching utilities by @MAKIO135 (see https://t.co/r3ky2q1Ldf) Creating an alter…
Jun 6, 2020 2:27 AM
RT @jack: Not true and not illegal. This was pulled because we got a DMCA complaint from copyright holder.
Jun 6, 2020 1:57 AM
@DanScavino Your American flag emojis won’t get you into heaven anymore.
Jun 6, 2020 1:35 AM
RT @JorianHolka: this is fucking buffalo. https://t.co/8C1Nxi9ZMp
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Jun 6, 2020 12:53 AM
RT @SF_emergency: Re-opening San Francisco depends on you. By simply covering your nose and mouth with a mask or bandana and keeping your d…
Jun 5, 2020 10:04 PM
RT @fekkledfudge: When using hashtags, if you capitalize every new word Blind twitter users can actually hear the message you're saying. S…
Jun 5, 2020 4:15 PM
@flaviusbraz Could go either way at this point.
Jun 5, 2020 4:00 PM
RT @abbydphillip: Muriel Bowser is not playing games. https://t.co/IHSjLVwUXM
Jun 5, 2020 3:59 PM
RT @Joyce_Karam: Wow, it’s done! New “Black Lives Matter” Mural painted in #WashingtonDC on road to White House (16th St.) They started at…
Jun 5, 2020 3:24 PM
@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Way to take questions from the press at the end there, you coward.
Jun 5, 2020 5:01 AM
@jmpspn ...but in the end, for most, it’s an active choice to be a cop or to not be a cop.
Jun 5, 2020 5:00 AM
@jmpspn I can empathize with them and I understand their predicament. I can’t say I’d have the courage to cross the blue line...
Jun 5, 2020 4:57 AM
@jmpspn I think, if they don’t act in accordance with their good cop beliefs, that their actions (or lack there of) make them bad cops.
Jun 5, 2020 3:31 AM
RT @AshleyroweWKBW: In two hours, Buffalo Police have gone from “tripped and fell” to two officers suspended without pay. What would have b…
Jun 5, 2020 2:58 AM
@DanScavino @wusa9 That’s what happens when you hold a bible upside down and use a church for a photo op.
Jun 5, 2020 2:51 AM
RT @lrozen: Almost 8000 armed military and law enforcement personnel
Jun 5, 2020 2:34 AM
RT @PabloTorre: Literally every time you refresh Twitter there's a new video that suggests that our country is an utter hellscape
Jun 5, 2020 2:31 AM
RT @SikhProf: Spokesperson for Buffalo PD says the man tripped and fell. The video clearly shows Officer Aaron Torgalski shoving him to th…
Jun 5, 2020 2:25 AM
Why don’t the good apples just stop or arrest the bad apples next to them when they are hurting or killing people? 🤔
Jun 5, 2020 2:18 AM
RT @ysr1729: Police brutality & callousness in plain view. When I see videos like these, I can’t but wonder if they hire, or train to creat…
Jun 5, 2020 1:41 AM
The police make everyone unsafe. https://t.co/ODkSdIrX7H
Jun 5, 2020 1:38 AM
RT @SarahSpain: I feel sick after watching this (some of it, didn’t make it to the end). I’m stepping away from the internet for a bit. I’m…
Jun 5, 2020 1:29 AM
RT @shaft: This is what has been happening to #BlackLives the past 50+ years
Jun 5, 2020 12:54 AM
RT @aeaken: Horrible car accident at corner of Lyon and Fulton just now. Underscores importance of daylighting intersections for clearer vi…
Jun 4, 2020 10:58 PM
@realDonaldTrump Did...did you find this on Nextdoor?
Jun 4, 2020 10:40 PM
I don't expect that these new fences around the White House will come down until after Trump leaves office.
Jun 4, 2020 4:28 PM
@teresa Wow! Way to send it.
Jun 4, 2020 3:52 PM
@DannyGrates I'm afraid you are gonna have to connect a few more dots for me, Danny. But hey, it's a...uh...start?
Jun 4, 2020 2:45 PM
@WhiteHouse The President has a history of advocating for *more* violence by the police. He fans the flames of racial hatred. Delete your …
Jun 4, 2020 2:37 PM
@DannyGrates Try harder, Danny.
Jun 4, 2020 2:36 PM
RT @majian53: Tiananmen Square. 1989. https://t.co/oFD1wZLS9n
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Jun 4, 2020 2:14 PM
RT @AliWatkins: So I wanna go through what I saw in Brooklyn last night. I was with a group of a few hundred protestors. They marched peace…
Jun 4, 2020 4:23 AM
RT @jordanstaniscia: How many people is this? 👏👏👏#BlackLivesMatter #missiondistrict https://t.co/cpbYCsa6Ac
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Jun 4, 2020 3:48 AM
RT @KenJennings: All I'm saying is: how can we be SURE fascism is bad unless "Fascism Is Good" has gotten equal space in the marketplace of…
Jun 4, 2020 3:26 AM
RT @JackieFielder_: Out here at San Francisco Hall of Justice. Hundreds here, mostly young people. It’s past curfew. Out here with anot…
Jun 4, 2020 2:37 AM
RT @sogrady: we remain times subscribers, in part because i believe in the value of the institution and the work of its newsroom. but every…
Jun 4, 2020 2:31 AM
Our family’s love & support to all of you out there protesting this evening. *resumes cleaning toddler poop out of the bathtub*
Jun 4, 2020 2:25 AM
@arrdem In a sense, sure.
Jun 4, 2020 2:24 AM
RT @l4stewar: Crazy positive energy down here by mission high. Cool to see people handing out masks and water. Cool to see all the seasoned…
Jun 4, 2020 2:00 AM
@JBennet There is a lack of good editorial judgement here in choosing polarization and sensationalism over reasoned debate.
Jun 4, 2020 1:58 AM
@JBennet There is by definition a spectrum of takes on the protest. The Times has chosen to amplify an extreme position that has no factual…
Jun 4, 2020 1:56 AM
@JBennet I disagree: publishing this normalizes the (incorrect) narrative that these protests are violent.
Jun 4, 2020 1:54 AM
RT @nycsouthpaw: So... unless the NYT brass change their minds about it, Cotton’s “Send in the troops” op-ed is going to run in print on th…
Jun 4, 2020 1:50 AM
RT @JamesLoduca: I’ve lived and protested in this city for most my life and I’ve never seen this before ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 #BlackLivesMatter https://t.…
Jun 3, 2020 10:56 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: BREAKING: SF's curfew is lifting
Jun 3, 2020 10:56 PM
RT @ABC: BREAKING: Six Atlanta police officers charged after allegedly pulling two college students out of a car, smashing its windows and…
Jun 3, 2020 8:41 PM
RT @karenyhan: hey @nytimes what the fuck is this https://t.co/eVxrx8Mwjt
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Jun 3, 2020 5:24 PM
RT @MarthaRaddatz: Your Lincoln Memorial this evening. https://t.co/QByGgWeDDm
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Jun 3, 2020 4:26 PM
RT @aunder: I’m looking for a visual designer (web/mobile UI including some graphic/illustration work) for a project. Whose work should I b…
Jun 3, 2020 3:57 PM
RT @jefposk: @doctorow @marjoriecurtis @StevenBrust I remember seeing a draft version of the Declaration of Independence on display in DC,…
Jun 3, 2020 3:32 PM
RT @The_Real_Fly: “IF YOU DO NOT MOVE, YOU WILL BE DEAD” WALNUT CREEK, CA https://t.co/X6cT4peDeY
Jun 3, 2020 3:22 PM
RT @DrewCurtis: Man creates new Twitter account, only posts Trump tweets word for word, gets banned rapidly
Jun 3, 2020 5:58 AM
RT @KFILE: Wow. This clip of MSNBC asking GOP senators if what the president did last night clearing the protestors was appropriate is some…
Jun 3, 2020 5:51 AM
RT @FitzTheReporter: NOW: SFPD arrests peaceful protesters outside San Francisco Hall of Justice #GeorgeFloydprotest https://t.co/YvpddRo…
Jun 3, 2020 5:27 AM
RT @UnrigLA: Even Garcetti’s rich white neighbors get it more than he does. https://t.co/jjZp9CEjLb
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Jun 3, 2020 5:22 AM
RT @FitzTheReporter: Dispersal order given https://t.co/c5BzoLf1kN
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Jun 3, 2020 2:42 AM
RT @peterseibel: Does this mf not know how to use Google?
Jun 3, 2020 2:39 AM
@lenazun @arrdem Do we still have the firehose? Pretty sure the Hosebird client is dead.
Jun 3, 2020 2:25 AM
RT @ElizLanders: Here’s @ewarren moments ago outside the White House protest (plus Bailey, the golden retriever & husband Bruce) https://t.…
Jun 3, 2020 1:11 AM
@realDonaldTrump @NC_Governor It’s a global pandemic that has killed over 100,000 Americans. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Jun 3, 2020 12:56 AM
@realDonaldTrump “Trump Falsely Claimed That The Media Falsely Claimed Violent Riots Were Peaceful And That Tear Gas Was Used Against Riote…
Jun 3, 2020 12:40 AM
RT @Phil_Lewis_: To give you a sense of how many protesters are outside of the White House right now, 20 minutes after curfew: https://t.co…
Jun 3, 2020 12:37 AM
RT @houstonstyle: Live - #GeorgeFloyd Peaceful Protests in Downtown Houston https://t.co/TvzdSnloEN
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Jun 2, 2020 9:58 PM
@yschimke @normanmaurer There's no way could do that to myself. It's wild how far back they put that swab.
Jun 2, 2020 9:41 PM
@normanmaurer It wasn't too painful but it sure as hell wasn't much fun.
Jun 2, 2020 9:33 PM
RT @bhaggs: Entirely plausible November scenario now. The results are close, Biden wins. President refuses to concede and claims rigged res…
Jun 2, 2020 8:29 PM
@cs_marshall Oh yeah, we are good. Just my doctor being extra cautious.
Jun 2, 2020 7:27 PM
RT @firepile: https://t.co/Ln81g4sETu https://t.co/AMrxTfIqkB
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Jun 2, 2020 6:36 PM
"I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." - Dorothy Parker That was a very...unpleasant experience. https://t.co/…
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Jun 2, 2020 5:34 PM
RT @OmnibusOOC: I put on a hat that’s a BIGGER American flag.
Jun 2, 2020 5:45 AM
@chrisarvinsf Hey @jeffreytumlin WTF? I’m a (pre-COVID) monthly @sfmta_muni pass user...don’t make me hate my 2nd favorite SF transit syste…
Jun 2, 2020 5:41 AM
RT @chrisarvinsf: seen on facebook, another video of muni buses used as riot cop transport. from: https://t.co/hApdCQV6Ux https://t.co/EzR…
Jun 2, 2020 5:24 AM
@LibyaLiberty Same. And same.
Jun 2, 2020 5:24 AM
RT @LibyaLiberty: This describes me - it shouldn’t describe the president.
Jun 2, 2020 5:23 AM
@Scavino45 @EsperDoD He should check out the police line you all created earlier today on your field trip. https://t.co/JpyPx02qPo
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Jun 2, 2020 5:04 AM
RT @chrisarvinsf: the oldest sf photo i could find on my phone, and the most recent. https://t.co/1YJ2HFAZRn
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Jun 2, 2020 5:01 AM
@WhiteHouse Get fucked. This is what you did in order to get a photo of @realDonaldTrump holding a bible upside-down in front of a boarded-…
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Jun 2, 2020 4:57 AM
@Scavino45 Here’s the part you cut: https://t.co/JpyPx02qPo
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Jun 2, 2020 4:56 AM
RT @brett_mcgurk: Here’s how this scene was viewed live in Australia. One of America’s closest and most dependable allies. Rendered speechl…
Jun 2, 2020 4:49 AM
@Tompete1 ❄️That’s exactly what a bot *would* say, Brad. ❄️
Jun 2, 2020 4:38 AM
@Scavino45 Weird, you cut the part where you all tear-gassed folks peacefully protesting just so you could stage your off-key photo-op.
Jun 2, 2020 4:05 AM
@raj_chandra3 Me too, Raj. Me too.
Jun 2, 2020 3:07 AM
RT @WBEZ: More than 1,000 protesters gathered at the Belmont CTA station in Wrigleyville and marched north Monday afternoon. https://t.co/U…
Jun 2, 2020 3:06 AM
@the_yeti @SFSiren Continuously. Between 8PM and 5AM.
Jun 2, 2020 2:45 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: Tonight the President of the United States used the American military to shoot peaceful protestors with rubber bullets…
Jun 2, 2020 2:42 AM
@dougmillsnyt @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/ef3ptcLeJu https://t.co/1xE6ULIPuR
Jun 2, 2020 2:05 AM
@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/69Da1Qnnwz
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Jun 2, 2020 12:46 AM
Reporter: "Is that *your* bible?" Trump: "It’s *a* bible." https://t.co/dBXdaDaZY2
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Jun 2, 2020 12:30 AM
@44 Poltergeist Preacher vibes, but with less charisma.
Jun 2, 2020 12:16 AM
RT @SJohnsonWPR: The crowd on John Nolen Drive in Madison right now. https://t.co/fU1Xah52yS
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Jun 2, 2020 12:10 AM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS @realDonaldTrump I take that back. It wasn’t a silly stunt, it was a reckless and shameful stunt. https://t.co/cfKcDkcuF…
Jun 1, 2020 11:44 PM
RT @EliStokols: It's official: the protesters were teargassed and cleared for Trump to walk to St. John's for a photo op.
Jun 1, 2020 11:40 PM
RT @AmandiOnAir: “When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and waving a cross.” - Sinclair Lewis https://t.co/mGrpSB…
Jun 1, 2020 11:38 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS @realDonaldTrump What a silly stunt.
Jun 1, 2020 9:38 PM
@F6x @TwitterForGood @TwitterDesign @TwitterSF @TwitterParents @TwitterOpen @TwitterWomen @Blackbirds @TwitterTogether I can't not capitali…
Jun 1, 2020 8:39 PM
@lostinthegrid Yea, I was the Adler's webmaster from 1999-2001.
Jun 1, 2020 7:27 PM
RT @AdlerPlanet: Speak up. Listen. Speak out. https://t.co/D13P4MIcwV
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Jun 1, 2020 7:27 PM
Proud to have worked for this institution. https://t.co/JdHs4umckn
Jun 1, 2020 6:47 PM
RT @maggieNYT: The briefing really underscores degree to which WH has, over 3.5 years, acted as if the president isn't tweeting or saying w…
Jun 1, 2020 2:28 PM
RT @BarackObama: I wrote out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pulled together…
Jun 1, 2020 6:01 AM
RT @TostevinM: The scene at The White House. By @j_ernst_DC https://t.co/R08SvgSKk0
Jun 1, 2020 5:12 AM
RT @maggieNYT: Earlier today, a number of advisers spent time telling the president not to tweet and going over why it was making things wo…
Jun 1, 2020 5:06 AM
RT @LibyaLiberty: I enjoyed writing the accessibility caption for the visually impaired for that one. https://t.co/oY5eqooe8L
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Jun 1, 2020 4:43 AM
RT @magi_jay: Just pause and reflect on how freaking bizarre it is that we have a president who has not tried to give a single unifying mes…
Jun 1, 2020 4:42 AM
RT @JulianCastro: We need a national database of decertified police officers. No more dangerous cops getting a new job two towns away.
Jun 1, 2020 4:37 AM
RT @SamanthaJoRoth: The nation's capital is legitimately on fire in every direction. This is unreal. https://t.co/hXNJ0LticL
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Jun 1, 2020 4:17 AM
RT @willkenneally: Riot police now barricaded me and a handful of reporters on the Capitol side of Wisconsin Ave. They are pushing the prot…
Jun 1, 2020 4:11 AM
RT @cwarzel: very brave of the WH to employ the technique that i use when our house has run out of halloween candy too early in the night
Jun 1, 2020 4:06 AM
RT @FitzTheReporter: Curfew arrests have begun in San Francisco. Follow @KQEDnews for more.
Jun 1, 2020 3:44 AM
RT @maggieNYT: I’ve never seen so many incidents with police and reporters simultaneously in different cities. Tension between cops and rep…
Jun 1, 2020 3:37 AM
RT @SJohnsonWPR: The scene in Madison right now. https://t.co/ppGQGuBfd4
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Jun 1, 2020 3:35 AM
RT @SikhProf: Horrifying scene in Brooklyn. Armed cops sprinting after unarmed protestors. Witnesses getting maced at close range. https:/…
Jun 1, 2020 3:33 AM
RT @sfchronicle: BART has now closed seven stations due to civil disturbance: - Civic Center - Concord - Lafayette - Powell - San Leandro…
Jun 1, 2020 3:30 AM
Adding police to protests makes *everyone* unsafe. #OnWisconsin https://t.co/wXMNACFezC
Jun 1, 2020 3:19 AM
RT @textfiles: Oh, that's lovely - Leading Edge software had a "Monolith" package for the ZX Spectrum that had a cassette tape in a... mono…
Jun 1, 2020 3:18 AM
RT @markknoller: Lights that usually illuminate exterior of the WH have been turned off. https://t.co/mHfUEhT4Xd
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Jun 1, 2020 3:18 AM
RT @sarahkendzior: It is extremely common for authoritarian states to broadly expand the definition of an activist group so that anyone the…
Jun 1, 2020 3:09 AM
RT @Chopper4Brad: Smoke from multiple fires rising up in front of the Washington Monument #Chopper4 looking south from Maryland, White Hous…
Jun 1, 2020 1:01 AM
THE ROCKFORD FILES https://t.co/JuF86PqQhO
Jun 1, 2020 12:53 AM
RT @burritojustice: may I suggest you all order out early this evening because restaurants are going to have to close rarely to let their s…
Jun 1, 2020 12:39 AM
TIL: https://t.co/9uvejldKY1 (H/T @GreenScreenCine)
Jun 1, 2020 12:26 AM
RT @chrisarvinsf: for shame, @sfmta_muni https://t.co/OIGWMoYxa0
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Jun 1, 2020 12:24 AM
@andyjcarroll The mind boggles. One of my favorites.
Jun 1, 2020 12:10 AM
Welp, that’s a wrap. #RIPChristo https://t.co/uHXYKQbpjx
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