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May 31, 2020 11:06 PM
RT @iamaubrian: Every single Black life matters. In solidarity and in intersectionality. #BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/MG1u5eQEbg
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May 31, 2020 11:05 PM
RT @arjunsethi81: Thousands peacefully kneeling in DC remembering George Floyd chanting, “Stop Killing Black People.” Why isn’t this video…
May 31, 2020 10:57 PM
Spotted this great blue heron hunting gophers on this afternoon’s hike through Glen Canyon Park. #birdwatching https://t.co/aNtttkBxfK
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May 31, 2020 9:43 PM
@stdio54_ @realDonaldTrump I stand corrected!
May 31, 2020 9:20 PM
This is an attempt to make *any* protest, peaceful or otherwise, suppressable through the use of force and violence. https://t.co/V7b50v6ReC
May 31, 2020 6:56 PM
RT @mattblaze: I wonder what Trump believes the legal significance of "designating 'ANTIFA' as a Terrorist Organization" to be.
May 31, 2020 6:21 PM
RT @ysr1729: If you vote for Trump this fall, you stand with racism and police brutality.
May 31, 2020 6:21 PM
@Scavino45 Great to see our President take a...*checks notes*...a pro-fascism stance? You folks really need to read more history books/dic…
May 31, 2020 6:14 PM
@guypbenson @Ron_Christie Seeing all the video from the last few days it seems clear that introducing armed police to keep peace at protest…
May 31, 2020 6:07 PM
@guypbenson I mean correlation isn’t causation, but our economy always seems to take a severe beating under Republicans and recover under D…
May 31, 2020 5:18 PM
@realDonaldTrump Anti-fascism is a core value of America. Anti-anti-fascism is just fascism.
May 31, 2020 5:16 PM
@realDonaldTrump This is a dumb Tweet. I understand your need for a polarizing boogeyman, but "ANTIFA" (not an acronym btw) means "anti-fas…
May 31, 2020 4:24 PM
@jayholler Metal AF.
May 31, 2020 3:53 PM
https://t.co/eG97rKGuTc
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May 31, 2020 6:12 AM
RT @thedailybeast: A fruit and vegetable farm in Tennessee tested its workers for the new coronavirus after one began showing symptoms earl…
May 31, 2020 6:00 AM
RT @JamilSmith: What we’re witnessing, yet again, is what happens when police receive all of the tools of war and virtually none of the acc…
May 31, 2020 5:19 AM
RT @VK_HM: https://t.co/meOuQ13NJh
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May 31, 2020 5:13 AM
RT @teresa: MASSIVE police presence at Broadway & 17th https://t.co/3yALveEJ0s
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May 31, 2020 5:04 AM
RT @Kasparov63: As is inevitably the case, a bad week for America is a good week for Trump. His only chance is chaos and conflict. If extre…
May 31, 2020 4:42 AM
RT @SarahSpain: Powerful photos from my friend @stinanoel from today’s protests in Chicago. https://t.co/VJOdSW4ptc
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May 31, 2020 4:31 AM
RT @katewolffe: Protestors now break into a Starbucks outside Twitter HQ on Market St in #SanFrancisco — numbers are dwindling as the crowd…
May 31, 2020 4:30 AM
RT @jeffbercovici: Boy you’d think a country that can equip every cop like a soldier could equip every doctor like a doctor
May 31, 2020 3:17 AM
RT @JulianCastro: It’s unthinkably cruel to shove an elderly man using a cane to walk. Let’s be honest. Too many cops have a bad attitude.…
May 31, 2020 3:08 AM
RT @burritojustice: protesters blocking Valencia & 17th https://t.co/UBtc8YbQzI
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May 31, 2020 2:56 AM
RT @trevortimm: Police are purposefully targeting reporters all over the country, in video after video. There’s no other way to describe it.
May 31, 2020 2:50 AM
@F6x It’s a cookbook, Stephen. It’s a cookbook.
May 31, 2020 2:32 AM
RT @mslaurabliss: SFPD blocking I80 off-ramp at Mission and Duboce where protestors are peacefully gathered https://t.co/CVdKBJQzQD
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May 31, 2020 2:25 AM
RT @hknightsf: Powerful image of the protest in Santa Cruz this morning. Mayor Justin Cummings and Police Chief Andrew Mills took a knee in…
May 31, 2020 2:23 AM
RT @MLNow: “Hands up, down shoot!” #SanFrancisco #GeorgeFloydProtests https://t.co/PskdoxdOXg
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May 31, 2020 2:15 AM
@realDonaldTrump Read the room, buddy. Read the room.
May 31, 2020 2:09 AM
RT @JeffDean: Really? A phalanx of 20+ police officers confronting a handful of people with cell phones while not paying any attention to…
May 31, 2020 2:05 AM
RT @wexler: These images will eventually be on display inside the building they’re passing.
May 31, 2020 2:05 AM
RT @editorji: #Lockdown in Punjab extended by 4 weeks, Captain Amarinder Singh says virus still a threat #Covid_19India https://t.co/vPT…
May 31, 2020 2:03 AM
RT @SarahKSilverman: At this point we should probably just be called the states of america
May 31, 2020 2:00 AM
RT @KenJennings: It’s incredibly revealing how police are acting right now, even with full knowledge of how many eyes are on them. They bel…
May 31, 2020 1:57 AM
RT @MLNow: Protest moving to 16th and Mission.... the cops are coming too. https://t.co/zQGcLh2f4e
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May 31, 2020 1:54 AM
@helpMAGA16 @Scavino45 We all see what we want to see, Lisa. We all see what we want to see.
May 31, 2020 12:15 AM
RT @FINALLEVEL: Trump Tower CHICAGO! https://t.co/VvLuiEO4on
May 30, 2020 11:12 PM
@Scavino45 Why do *you* think people are protesting Dan?
May 30, 2020 11:01 PM
The Java/JavaEE split has always seemed pretty arbitrary to me. Like, WTF is JavaMail not part of core Java?
May 30, 2020 10:58 PM
RT @Kasparov63: A way to judge nature of a govt is how it reacts to mass protest anywhere. Condemnation is natural for authoritarians. It's…
May 30, 2020 10:23 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS Doesn’t this put us at the mercy of private corporations?
May 30, 2020 10:05 PM
RT @AdamParkhomenko: Protestors marching towards the White House https://t.co/QiY0XHq5hR
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May 30, 2020 10:04 PM
RT @AdamParkhomenko: This is currently happening outside the White House https://t.co/kiG6ozAzur
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May 30, 2020 9:44 PM
RT @marinakoren: Trump now painting a misleading picture of NASA history. "The last administration presided over the closing of the space s…
May 30, 2020 9:27 PM
@roach It's so painful to watch.
May 30, 2020 9:27 PM
RT @AstroKatie: The president is on the NASA livestream right now going on a long tangent about how great an ally he is and how supportive…
May 30, 2020 6:44 PM
@realDonaldTrump @MurielBowser Did @Scavino45 write those Tweets? 🤔 https://t.co/82t7t6FMzw https://t.co/jMD36Xj4dY
May 30, 2020 5:52 PM
RT @dantley: Twitter changed it’s company account profile to reflect the solidarity that we have with the Black community. I’m proud to wor…
May 30, 2020 3:54 PM
RT @NolanOBrien: Really big release of TwitterNetworkLayer! Jumping all the way to version 2.14! 📡 https://t.co/gSUgkHQKlx Too much for…
May 30, 2020 2:51 PM
@micheal IKR? Time is a flat circle so it seems like an eternal recurrence should be highly compressible.
May 30, 2020 11:21 AM
@AnthroPunk Yeah, it moved through pretty fast.
May 30, 2020 10:51 AM
@20000Suns I’m not sure what point you are trying to make.
May 30, 2020 10:39 AM
It’s rare that we get a thunderstorm in the Bay Area. Listening to the sound of the rain as lightning flashes outside.
May 30, 2020 3:32 AM
@FitzTheReporter Stay safe!
May 30, 2020 3:22 AM
RT @E_Reid35: You were singing a different tune when you rejected our peaceful protest at the 49’ers vs Colts game, wasting tax payers’ mon…
May 30, 2020 3:13 AM
RT @kayvz: As a tribute to @cbrewsayso, today we’re making “San Francisco Transit” available as a followable Topic. Throughout his life, an…
May 30, 2020 2:49 AM
RT @danbrekke: Right side of the screen, via @abc7newsbayarea -- traffic shut down on upper deck of the Bay Bridge. Presumably this is a p…
May 30, 2020 12:06 AM
RT @ftrain: Web nerds in 2005: You know, blogs are great, you hear so many voices you can't hear elsewhere. But we should get rid of the co…
May 29, 2020 3:41 PM
TGIF, amirite?
May 29, 2020 1:26 PM
It was only matter of time until my views on structured data formats that are readable by both humans *and* machines angered conservatives.…
May 29, 2020 12:57 PM
RT @jimsciutto: As a reporter, I’ve been detained in Iran, spied on in China, and followed and harassed in Russia. I’ve never had colleague…
May 29, 2020 11:37 AM
RT @maggieNYT: In doing so, the president used used a historically loaded and racist phrase used by a Miami police chief about cracking dow…
May 29, 2020 11:34 AM
RT @CNN: Minnesota police arrest CNN reporter and camera crew as they report from protests in Minneapolis https://t.co/oZdqBti776 https://t…
May 29, 2020 10:46 AM
RT @nytimes: Breaking News: Twitter said President Trump violated its rules against glorifying violence by posting a tweet suggesting that…
May 29, 2020 6:04 AM
@TLSidlo @DC_Draino @Rockprincess818 @Twitter @DanScavino Don't lend your hand to raise no flag emoji atop no ship of fools.
May 29, 2020 5:43 AM
RT @JamilSmith: Tonight, @POTUS just threatened to have law enforcement murder Americans. Which is how we ended up here in the first damn p…
May 29, 2020 5:41 AM
@christhalinger 🤙🌊🏄🏼
May 29, 2020 3:42 AM
@ItsYaBoiPhiill I highly recommend that everyone use pronouns. You’ll be amazed at how many sentences in the English language use them.
May 29, 2020 3:33 AM
@dantley We also have a similar package of "slim" rolls in the pantry. Ah the joys of pandemic shopping online.
May 29, 2020 3:13 AM
@saranormous Hey @TwitterBooks, here’s your tome to shine! 📚 📖👆
May 29, 2020 2:49 AM
@starbuxman @techgirl1908 Happy to pass along a resume or linked in, Josh. My DMs are open.
May 29, 2020 2:47 AM
RT @starbuxman: Hi, does anybody have any leads on any jobs for SRE/Python/automation work? I’ve got a family member out of work and the si…
May 29, 2020 2:34 AM
This is an amazing thread: https://t.co/1OeToG5mde
May 29, 2020 2:26 AM
@skilldrick Dismantle the pawtriarchy.
May 29, 2020 2:19 AM
@NickPacilio That photo at the top of the article... 😻🐦
May 29, 2020 1:53 AM
RT @CharlieCroom: When it rains, it pours. It's been a huge week of feature launches all around on Twitter web, and I know there's a lot of…
May 29, 2020 1:26 AM
RT @ericuman: Here are Hard Hat rioters pushing a journalist off a ledge. 50 years ago this month. https://t.co/9NiXkYu6x7 https://t.co…
May 29, 2020 1:16 AM
RT @Policy: This EO is a reactionary and politicized approach to a landmark law. #Section230 protects American innovation and freedom of ex…
May 29, 2020 1:13 AM
RT @lindsmccallum: This is all just so wrong. Yoel deserves none of this. We've made it abundantly clear there is no one individual behind…
May 28, 2020 11:58 PM
@skilldrick Bro au pair.
May 28, 2020 11:36 PM
RT @heatherGrey_: if you're struggling to figure out how to help, consider donating to support those who are speaking up for their basic hu…
May 28, 2020 11:36 PM
RT @munidiaries: Masks on, everybody. https://t.co/bihgFmKkN7
May 28, 2020 11:19 PM
@Todd_Segal ...don’t forget post-humanly rich!
May 28, 2020 10:12 PM
RT @maggieNYT: In the same event where the president said Twitter is inappropriately cracking down on free speech, he says he would be will…
May 28, 2020 8:36 PM
RT @amac: A President can do so much good in the world w/ focus, competence & the tremendous resources of the fed govt. We have seen the pr…
May 28, 2020 8:36 PM
RT @amac: As we pass 100,000 confirmed COVID-19 deaths in the United States, I heard our Victim in Chief wrote an Executive Order (EO). Loo…
May 28, 2020 8:36 PM
RT @nicolewong: All of this. 👇 https://t.co/95INe8CYmm
May 28, 2020 6:28 PM
@maggieNYT Welcome to the world of WFH. :-)
May 28, 2020 5:40 PM
I guess that's why they call it the *bully* pulpit.
May 28, 2020 4:45 PM
@robmalchow https://t.co/KsGl8qAG4a
May 28, 2020 2:55 PM
@hipsterelectron The new Twitter mascot is pretty lit.
May 28, 2020 6:22 AM
@MarcJBrooker @danluu I think about this post by @fogus on "Perlis languages" a lot: https://t.co/owYTgT6xw5
May 28, 2020 6:20 AM
@MarcJBrooker @danluu "A language that doesn’t affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing." - Alan Perlis
May 28, 2020 6:19 AM
@MarcJBrooker @danluu But, there is a ton of value in learning many different languages/paradigms in order to become a better programmer.
May 28, 2020 6:17 AM
@MarcJBrooker @danluu It’s hard to argue that, even between different languages/paradigms, that a given language/paradigm is objectively be…
May 28, 2020 6:14 AM
@MarcJBrooker @danluu Most languages/paradigms are similar to a lot of other languages/paradigms.
May 28, 2020 5:34 AM
RT @jack: Fact check: there is someone ultimately accountable for our actions as a company, and that’s me. Please leave our employees out o…
May 28, 2020 5:24 AM
RT @bcantrill: An age-old engineering drama, as told by an empty box https://t.co/7Oq1n6b9CX
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May 28, 2020 5:16 AM
RT @NathanCHubbard: Who’s the clown car now
May 28, 2020 5:13 AM
@stumpf This is a pretty interesting point/idea.
May 28, 2020 4:56 AM
RT @colegleason: Very excited to see this announced! Turning on the ability to add alt-text by default will hopefully increase the presence…
May 28, 2020 1:56 AM
RT @b_fung: NEW: The White House did not consult the FCC on a forthcoming executive order pertaining to social media companies, according t…
May 28, 2020 12:41 AM
Gonna go out on a limb here and assume that he’s going to declare tomorrow a "National Day of Dan Scavino". https://t.co/SY1wXYIoWU
May 27, 2020 11:57 PM
RT @vijaya: No one person at Twitter is responsible for our policies or enforcement actions. We are a team with different points of view an…
May 27, 2020 10:50 PM
RT @colegleason: @javawithjiva @TwitterA11y @igb Hi, if you are willing to use a Chrome extension, try mine out! It does this. https://t.co…
May 27, 2020 9:06 PM
Whenever I end up in a one of those silent pre-read meetings it's always a weird scene.
May 27, 2020 7:07 PM
@AmroMousa Yeah, though this is from a much larger megaphone. Hopefully the result is just a brief wave of harassment from "bots".
May 27, 2020 7:01 PM
@AmroMousa Though in this case it’s specifically around the role (vs. general Twitter employees with certain opinions).
May 27, 2020 6:59 PM
@AmroMousa They have been doing that (directly and indirectly) since the start.
May 27, 2020 5:15 PM
@TwitterA11y This is awesome!!! Nice work and an excellent decision.
May 27, 2020 5:13 PM
@javawithjiva @TwitterA11y Heh. The bot, @ianisqatsibot, is just Tweeting alt-text descriptions that are already in my tweeted images. No M…
May 27, 2020 5:02 PM
RT @TwitterA11y: Adding descriptions to images is a great way to include everyone in your conversation. These descriptions, aka alt-text, e…
May 27, 2020 4:38 PM
@artiegold @peterseibel That too.
May 27, 2020 2:35 PM
@amdev It is.
May 27, 2020 2:32 PM
It’s not the Tweets; it’s the stupidity.
May 27, 2020 1:55 PM
@DidierQueloz @gregeganSF It explains so much about our current predicament and points to the fundamental flaw in social networks and even …
May 27, 2020 12:55 PM
@Connexinet @andypiper I run with a bandanna around my neck then pull it up over face when passing others.
May 27, 2020 5:47 AM
@EasyAgile Nope, just lazy. Building software was easier when @njm was our Agile coach.
May 27, 2020 5:21 AM
RT @JaniceForBART: Our next @SFBART board meeting is Thu at 9am. Call in at 1-877-853-5257 with access code 7905121598 or email board.meeti…
May 27, 2020 5:21 AM
@EasyAgile You had me at "no particular process" and I stopped listening after that.
May 27, 2020 5:15 AM
@lohitvijayarenu 👋
May 27, 2020 5:02 AM
RT @calacademy: Today, we shared the painful news that 75% of our staff will be impacted as we prepare to fight through a $12M loss in the…
May 27, 2020 4:03 AM
@Todd_Segal @davidjrusek @oihamza https://t.co/AJE9DGBkde
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May 27, 2020 4:00 AM
Nostalgic for nothing. https://t.co/M0ydluw2UQ
May 27, 2020 3:24 AM
RT @feliciafm: Audubon Statement on Incident in Central Park’s Ramble https://t.co/rV8l4hVwki via @audubonsociety
May 27, 2020 3:23 AM
@longwall26 @realDonaldTrump Amen.
May 27, 2020 3:22 AM
RT @JoeBiden: So much of this could have been prevented if we had a president who listened to someone other than himself.
May 27, 2020 2:37 AM
RT @DanJackson415: Hey new parents in the Bay Area - we have 3 completely unopened packages of diapers that our 2mo outgrew quicker than we…
May 27, 2020 2:13 AM
RT @shellen: Design friends: I'm looking for a product designer for a short-term contract for a project I'm developing. DMs are open for po…
May 27, 2020 2:12 AM
RT @USCPSC: Tell of the moon dolphin.
May 27, 2020 2:10 AM
RT @James_Gross: Close a highway. Create a paradise. Ocean Beach, San Francisco Memorial Day, 2020 https://t.co/eUpWCV5Dpf
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May 27, 2020 1:30 AM
RT @bhaggs: Whenever we go back to in person meetings, I might keep the head freezing and voice cutting out parts. https://t.co/zTO2Cabsak
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May 27, 2020 1:23 AM
RT @matthen2: when an object is pulled out of this magical lake, its reflection comes with it. We can make a 3D fractal through repeatedly…
May 26, 2020 9:50 PM
RT @Yamiche: HUGE. Twitter on Tuesday slapped a fact-check label on President Trump’s tweets for the first time, a response to long-standi…
May 26, 2020 9:48 PM
RT @srl: Twitter added a fact-check to President Trump's false tweets this morning about mail-in ballots. It links to this: https://t.co/RZ…
May 26, 2020 9:45 PM
RT @AstroKatie: Please can we not let doing the bare minimum to protect people from your wet mouth exhalations become some kind of politica…
May 26, 2020 7:42 PM
This. https://t.co/MdwK4PmZw1
May 26, 2020 7:30 PM
Reminder to self: people can still see me pick my nose even if I'm muted.
May 26, 2020 7:28 PM
RT @nitsanw: There is no I in BUG
May 26, 2020 3:20 PM
No one is saying you couldn’t have done a worse job. We’re all saying you should have done a better job. https://t.co/iwyOvP2JfT
May 26, 2020 2:47 PM
RT @MattGertz: It's really simple: President Trump is accusing Joe Scarborough of murder because Trump doesn't like that Scarborough critic…
May 26, 2020 2:47 PM
The stupidity is a given.
May 26, 2020 2:47 PM
On Twitter, never attribute to @realDonaldTrump’s malice that which is adequately explained by @Scavino45’s malice.
May 26, 2020 2:40 PM
@hipsterelectron I’m going to write this proposition in on my mail-in ballot this year.
May 26, 2020 2:39 PM
@andypiper Also they/we must have mask to wear when passing people is unavoidable.
May 26, 2020 2:38 PM
@andypiper Joggers (I’m one of them) should run in the streets (where there’s more space and less people) and not on sidewalks.
May 26, 2020 2:35 PM
RT @hipsterelectron: there was a tweet earlier about making tony hawk the mascot of this country instead of the bald eagle
May 26, 2020 2:08 PM
RT @karaswisher: My latest on trump stain on twitter but pls click through to read the full letter by the widower of the woman whose tragic…
May 26, 2020 5:09 AM
RT @GreatWalkway: 🥰 I think this portrait of my car-free conversion is the best angle yet, don’t you? Thank @D4GordonMar my stylist 💄💇🏻♀️…
May 26, 2020 4:14 AM
@kathleencodes Stellar’s Jay FTW!
May 26, 2020 12:33 AM
RT @dhh: Speaking of hiring. We do it rarely at Basecamp. But we will be hiring another application designer and another Rails programmer i…
May 26, 2020 12:23 AM
@javawithjiva @davidjrusek @nvgrw Let me check my lawyers¹ and get back to you. ¹ the #TwitterVMTeam
May 25, 2020 11:15 PM
@javawithjiva @davidjrusek @nvgrw And @elucentdev is coming back for another summer so expect some progress!!!
May 25, 2020 11:13 PM
@javawithjiva @davidjrusek We have more work to do, TBH. @nvgrw has to go back to school for a bit. He’ll be joining us full time in a few…
May 25, 2020 11:02 PM
@ecartago Congrats!!!
May 25, 2020 10:57 PM
@BolajiRAdesina Don’t worry, we use those languages too!
May 25, 2020 9:20 PM
@davidjrusek We are working on making that split less of an issue. At least as far as JIT goes. https://t.co/rZUBpiBzth
May 25, 2020 5:34 AM
RT @mollymcnearney: 40% of parenting small children is just saying “wow” and “cool” when you don’t mean it.
May 25, 2020 5:11 AM
I can't go on. I'll go on. https://t.co/o5Thxj7KRZ
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May 25, 2020 4:54 AM
@brunoborges @omnibusproject is expert level non-tech.
May 25, 2020 2:55 AM
@DanScavino Not sure you understand how baseball works, Dan. As far as sports goes, maybe just stick to carrying @realDonaldTrump’s golf ba…
May 24, 2020 10:36 PM
RT @kevin2kelly: Last Thursday night a neighbor's security camera filmed a mountain lion roaming the backyards in Pacifica, CA., 10 miles f…
May 24, 2020 6:15 PM
RT @errcraft: The 25th anniversary of Java has been mostly fun conversations with old friends. Besides, it's really more like the 28th ann…
May 24, 2020 4:49 PM
John Horton Conway, 82, New Brunswick, N.J., mathematician known as the "magical genius".
May 24, 2020 4:36 PM
Adam Schlesinger, 52, Poughkeepsie, N.Y., songwriter for rock, film, and the stage. https://t.co/anQPSpEE3H
May 24, 2020 4:19 PM
Donald J. Horsfall, 72, Rydal, Pa., co-wrote nine books about computing. https://t.co/G5cGVR1LVW
May 24, 2020 4:03 PM
I read the news today, oh boy. https://t.co/2j5dxKCLUj
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May 24, 2020 3:45 PM
@amdev @NolanOBrien Keep up the great work! Love the recent #a11y enhancements across all the clients.
May 24, 2020 3:39 PM
@NolanOBrien @amdev I hear ya. https://t.co/kaWSsG1iTh https://t.co/ftHk7dr392
May 24, 2020 3:25 PM
Follow up question: is there an aspect ratio that avoids cropping in the timeline view altogether?
May 24, 2020 3:20 PM
I really want crop-control when Tweeting images. https://t.co/2XOkJahzvi
May 24, 2020 2:42 PM
@realDonaldTrump You should be ashamed of this Tweet. Not only is it false and unfounded, it is an intentional attack on the democratic pro…
May 24, 2020 2:00 PM
RT @hipsterelectron: this is legit
May 24, 2020 5:40 AM
@mkheck #TwitterVMTeam HQ. https://t.co/OBn6aeWwVq
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May 24, 2020 5:34 AM
@mkheck Here’s an internal job fair version from the #TwitterVMTeam career booth. https://t.co/St9sDWnFXq
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May 24, 2020 5:26 AM
RT @lmc: July 4, 1973 https://t.co/MhtfvAI31r
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May 24, 2020 5:25 AM
@FitzTheReporter @kimmaicutler Now seems like a great time for a local billionaire to swoop in and save the day/independent fishing industr…
May 24, 2020 5:24 AM
RT @FitzTheReporter: Wow. Check out this drone's-eye view of the Pier 45 fire damage. And look just how close it was to the SS Jeremiah O…
May 24, 2020 3:57 AM
@taylorleese Always.
May 24, 2020 2:45 AM
@amdev @ntakayama Very cool. Looks great and also like very large raised eyebrows.
May 24, 2020 2:33 AM
"Got a minute to talk?" https://t.co/x4RuiD7NS4
May 24, 2020 12:50 AM
RT @sfmta_muni: Reminder: Tonight City Hall will be resplendent in red to honor #SFMuni frontline staff for their dedication and service du…
May 23, 2020 7:44 PM
@kpk @skilldrick In important rule in the age of Covid is no finishing each other’s sandwiches. Eat your sandwich only. No sharing of sandw…
May 23, 2020 7:33 PM
@richardrabbat American robin.
May 23, 2020 4:31 PM
RT @HillaryClinton: Be aware of misinformation campaigns about the coronavirus. "Nearly half of the Twitter accounts spreading messages o…
May 23, 2020 4:25 PM
@synecdotal 🤔 https://t.co/H49qeZiUzA
May 23, 2020 1:27 PM
@ning_sf How long did we work together? 🤔
May 23, 2020 1:18 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: UPDATE: Fire crews are still working to contain a 4-alarm fire at SF's Fisherman's Wharf, Pier 45. More than 100 fire…
May 23, 2020 1:06 PM
RT @dwhly: Fire is raging on SF Pier https://t.co/UEpQIDxJsn
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May 23, 2020 5:09 AM
@forc3multiplier @apinkrose @DanScavino Seriously, hurry up and read Wikipedia already.
May 23, 2020 5:06 AM
@forc3multiplier @apinkrose @DanScavino Riddle me this: WHAT is the Hatch Act?
May 23, 2020 5:03 AM
"Commonality with factory parts is sometimes described as 'impediment'." https://t.co/LikGcVafhm
May 23, 2020 4:58 AM
RT @RMcElhenney: Don’t get the rights. Just go do it. If you get any bullshit from anyone reach back out. If you make a million dollars sen…
May 23, 2020 4:55 AM
@forc3multiplier @apinkrose @DanScavino The Hatch Act? Seriously товарищ, it’s literally part of the thread you are jumping in on. What are…
May 23, 2020 4:34 AM
@apinkrose @DanScavino That’s my issue.
May 23, 2020 4:34 AM
@apinkrose @DanScavino Dan is a dime-store Goebbels violating the laws of my country and pushing a racist, anti-American, anti-immigrant ag…
May 23, 2020 4:23 AM
@DanScavino How you gonna beat the Hatch Act, Dan?
May 23, 2020 4:19 AM
RT @levarburton: The feeling that this Memorial Day weekend will be virtually indistinguishable from every day of the last 8 or 9 weeks. ht…
May 23, 2020 4:19 AM
@satanjeev @pgarg Let it grow! https://t.co/vBaJblCFzX
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May 23, 2020 4:07 AM
RT @Caroline5: For #GAAD2020 can we all design stuff for people with 20/200 instead of just 20/20? #a11y #GAAD #BiggerFont #LargeText
May 23, 2020 4:07 AM
RT @kimmaicutler: 🤔
May 23, 2020 4:07 AM
RT @nikitabier: To everyone wanting to keep their San Francisco salary when they move to Montana: Don’t worry. When the talent pool is glo…
May 23, 2020 3:48 AM
@AndreaFunsten Check out @nkjemisin.
May 23, 2020 2:46 AM
RT @garybernhardt: Use a mail forwarding service with San Francisco addresses, tell Facebook you live there, actually live somewhere cheap,…
May 23, 2020 2:39 AM
@sluicing Red wine. The Fantastic Mr. Fox
May 23, 2020 2:35 AM
This is fucked up. https://t.co/eLKzuvsykk
May 23, 2020 2:17 AM
RT @kylegriffin1: Kayleigh McEnany announced today that Trump was donating part of his presidential salary to HHS. She displayed one of his…
May 23, 2020 12:43 AM
RT @ftrain: @goldman The Tleilaxu control TikTok that's all I'm allowed to say.
May 22, 2020 10:00 PM
My old bass from high school & college. Been hanging out in @jhamlett's basement for the last 20 years. https://t.co/bZNEKG0vOW
May 22, 2020 9:57 PM
@jhamlett Holy shit.
May 22, 2020 7:49 PM
RT @SalarRahmanian: Must read thread you won’t be disappointed #scala #java #jvm #MovedbyJava big 👏👏👏 for @TwitterEng and everyone mentione…
May 22, 2020 7:07 PM
Current status: https://t.co/egmycFY5zP
May 22, 2020 6:11 PM
RT @sfchronicle: Good news for SF burrito lovers: The iconic Mission District restaurant La Taqueria is set to reopen on May 27 for takeout…
May 22, 2020 4:36 PM
@javawithjiva 3-series wagon.
May 22, 2020 4:12 PM
Drive it like it’s stolen^H^H^H^H^H^H the middle of a global pandemic and you have to move the car because it’s street cleaning day. https:…
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May 22, 2020 3:35 PM
@taylorleese @enbnt You were there for me during that difficult time, Taylor. https://t.co/0hBwufKSbE https://t.co/tcufXRZMYm
May 22, 2020 3:19 PM
@taylorleese @enbnt https://t.co/EPGqDUBt1Y https://t.co/QZmvlKBef9
May 22, 2020 6:18 AM
@KenJennings @apelad Seeing it in person is on my art-school-dropout bucket list.
May 22, 2020 5:26 AM
@danwrong @kpk I mean, the narrative tension around the skid marks/towel/rusty hook thing and it's resolution were pretty good.
May 22, 2020 5:20 AM
@jianhangg Sorry, it's a Twitter policy. I don't make the rules.
May 22, 2020 5:02 AM
@jianhangg Make it a bird name or a bird pun.
May 22, 2020 4:51 AM
RT @cvarming: Fixed nepotism problem with http2 in @netty_project https://t.co/Dt7C4pKAh4 #TwitterVMTeam enjoy.
May 22, 2020 3:58 AM
@raj_chandra3 @TwitterEng @java @OpenJDK Ultimately, w/ hyper-scale applications like @twitter, the language/runtime choice matters less th…
May 22, 2020 3:53 AM
@raj_chandra3 @TwitterEng @java @OpenJDK Our services are written predominantly in Scala, but we have a lot of infrastructure that is still…
May 22, 2020 3:52 AM
@raj_chandra3 @TwitterEng @java @OpenJDK The Twitter JVM is customized by the #TwitterVMTeam to meet the needs of operating at our rather u…
May 22, 2020 3:51 AM
@raj_chandra3 @TwitterEng @java @OpenJDK To be clear, our bet is on the JVM, not exactly on the Java language. That said, the Java language…
May 22, 2020 3:40 AM
@jayholler https://t.co/eMj1I3hv92
May 22, 2020 3:36 AM
@jayholler Hell yeah. https://t.co/mEfSqLdzHP
May 22, 2020 3:31 AM
RT @sarahcpr: Many per capitas https://t.co/iU4nTMgVKL
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May 22, 2020 3:29 AM
Hey, today is Global Accessibility Awareness Day. Please remember to always add alt-text to any images or GIFs you tweet. #GAAD #GAAD2020 h…
May 22, 2020 2:58 AM
RT @NolanOBrien: A week ago, @pjf posted a photo to Twitter (left) and ended up with something unexpected (right). It turns out that many…
May 22, 2020 2:57 AM
@AndySayler https://t.co/q2OhQcLsQN
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May 22, 2020 2:09 AM
If @SlackHQ’s internal learning & development organization isn’t called "Taut" what is even the point send tweet.
May 22, 2020 1:13 AM
@suzannexie @patio11 Hmm, now I get the new view consistently. Probably a local JS cache or something. Anyway, great feature!
May 22, 2020 1:10 AM
@suzannexie @patio11 Weird. Seems inconsistent. Getting it intermittently.
May 22, 2020 1:03 AM
@suzannexie @patio11 Not yet. Tried from two different accounts on Safari & Chrome. Still only the single "Retweeted by" view.
May 22, 2020 12:57 AM
@suzannexie @patio11 Can’t wait to get this on web!
May 22, 2020 12:51 AM
@Sinclert_95 Here’s the thing, most of our services are written in Scala. And most of our work on the JVM is to make it better for Scala. …
May 22, 2020 12:16 AM
@aileenlee Doc Brown I think.
May 21, 2020 10:23 PM
RT @TwitterA11y: We’re #GAAD to announce that we’re updating the alt-text limit from 420 to 1000 characters and now there’s short auto alt-…
May 21, 2020 8:37 PM
@Sharat_Chander @java @OpenJDK @Oracle @Oraclejavamag @OracleDevs @oracleugs @groundbreakers @Java_Champions @OracleDevsLA @OracleCodeOne K…
May 21, 2020 6:01 PM
RT @errcraft: I'm glad you've had a great experience! I'm looking forward to more of your OpenJDK contributions. https://t.co/TbFjoGslVH
May 21, 2020 4:33 PM
@mccv Interesting to see the record label as the employer (as opposed to the band). Makes sense, I guess.
May 21, 2020 2:58 PM
@NuttySwiss @kdspaul is working on that now. https://t.co/SOCR93HMUk https://t.co/PNOj2R0STB
May 21, 2020 4:58 AM
RT @heatherGrey_: hi friends! please help ya girl look for a roommate :) 1 room in a 3bd/2ba in the mission near 24th street mission $160…
May 21, 2020 4:14 AM
@bingzzy @TwitterEng @java @OpenJDK Apparently.
May 21, 2020 4:13 AM
RT @pragashjj: A thread worth bookmarking!
May 21, 2020 3:40 AM
RT @Reuters: As Cyclone Amphan hit eastern India and Bangladesh, evacuation of millions were complicated by the coronavirus pandemic https:…
May 21, 2020 3:15 AM
RT @NPR: Researchers culled through more than 200 million tweets since January discussing the coronavirus. They found that about 45% were s…
May 21, 2020 3:10 AM
@retroporter @flangy Spicy Tweet, Gregg.
May 21, 2020 1:08 AM
@brunoborges @TwitterEng @java I'll talk to my people. ;-)
May 21, 2020 1:02 AM
RT @TwitterEng: Twitter continues to be powered and #MovedByJava and we are excited to see where we, the @java community, go as we all evol…
May 21, 2020 1:02 AM
RT @TwitterEng: Twitter is also an active member of the Java community. Many of our features, optimizations, and bug fixes are committed ba…
May 21, 2020 1:02 AM
RT @TwitterEng: The #TwitterVMTeam is also applying machine learning techniques to automatically optimize the JVM instances that power Twit…
May 21, 2020 1:02 AM
RT @TwitterEng: Within Graal itself we've done work to make the JVM a better runtime for languages like #Scala. Follow along as Twitter's @…
May 21, 2020 1:02 AM
RT @TwitterEng: A big focus of our JVM research and development is on optimizing the performance of Scala using "just in time" (JIT) compil…
May 21, 2020 1:01 AM
RT @TwitterEng: Interested in what it's like working on the JVM at Twitter? Check out this talk by @TonyPrintezis on his work as a member o…
May 21, 2020 1:00 AM
RT @TwitterEng: Happy 25th birthday to @java! Did you know that almost all of Twitter's services run on the Java Virtual Machine? That @Twi…
May 20, 2020 11:07 PM
I've never wanted to join a random Twitter conversation until I wasn't allowed to.
May 20, 2020 6:08 PM
@christhalinger @CGuntur Here you go: https://t.co/1ReGXh6HXX
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May 20, 2020 5:54 AM
RT @emzorbit: My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with.... liquor. https://t.co/eGemUkvbj8
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May 20, 2020 5:52 AM
@djpardis Look, we can all Tweet. Even parents can get 140 characters out the door in between ${act_of_of_childcare} and ${act_of_of_child…
May 20, 2020 5:47 AM
@djpardis There’s no fucking way one can write *and* have kids.
May 20, 2020 5:20 AM
@arrdem Ditch the skis and go sideways. It’s *way* more fun. https://t.co/lT8WfAVR9p
May 20, 2020 5:08 AM
@tmcarr It’s my "martini" of choice. https://t.co/68l4NF4S7K https://t.co/iLRamgEaPh
May 20, 2020 5:06 AM
@tmcarr "Glance at the vermouth bottle briefly while pouring the juniper distillate freely." - Winston Churchill
May 20, 2020 4:30 AM
@gargvik cd ~
May 20, 2020 3:41 AM
@zkiehl I know a guy... https://t.co/2hi2BnZEJF
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May 20, 2020 3:34 AM
RT @WhoseRyanStiles: The great thing about wearing a mask in public is, I can pass by someone not wearing a mask, tell them to go fuck them…
May 20, 2020 3:29 AM
RT @flaviusbraz: And it's the worst type of dispatching: a polymorphic invokeinterface of classes that implement 10s of interfaces. The JVM…
May 20, 2020 3:26 AM
RT @flaviusbraz: Scala's "optimization" for small maps (Map1, Map2, etc) is a good example of how benchmarks can be harmful. It looks great…
May 20, 2020 3:15 AM
@QuinnyPig @arrdem XML is a really good way to represent structured data in a way that is both computer- and human-readable.
May 20, 2020 2:53 AM
@tmcarr Get rid of the vermouth and you'll be good. https://t.co/vuc0o04O8b
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May 20, 2020 2:42 AM
Banner: "That's my secret Cap, I'm always angled in non-euclidean geometries." *turns into a giant green tentacle-faced angry monster* htt…
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May 20, 2020 2:31 AM
@dschonbe DMs would be ideal, TBH.
May 20, 2020 2:03 AM
RT @micheal: Here is a link to the open role within my team: https://t.co/CigR06LhwC We also have numerous other openings — https://t.co/b…
May 20, 2020 2:03 AM
RT @micheal: A great post from @jeremybking - Head of @PinterestEng reflecting on his first year at Pinterest and sharing his look ahead h…
May 20, 2020 2:01 AM
@tedcruz @Scavino45 Delete your accounts.
May 20, 2020 1:49 AM
RT @exploratorium: Help the Exploratorium recover & reopen! We’re much more than a museum. We’re a nonprofit organization whose education w…
May 19, 2020 10:00 PM
@thegivingcanvas 😭
May 19, 2020 9:27 PM
@jgehrett @Nike Run Club
May 19, 2020 8:24 PM
RT @Rainmaker1973: A red Ford Pinto with a blue dirt bike before the hell. The story behind one of the most puzzling photos of Mount St Hel…
May 19, 2020 8:00 PM
RT @jolingkent: Visa, HQ'ed in San Francisco, just announced all employees will work from home for the rest of the year per CEO Alfred Kell…
May 19, 2020 7:59 PM
RT @JaniceForBART: If he cared about BART (he doesn’t), he and Mitch McConnell would move forward with passing and signing HEROES Act for t…
May 19, 2020 7:53 PM
@Holger @star95011 Here you go: 😭 https://t.co/VaH8tRJeRs https://t.co/fQN7wiICdq
May 19, 2020 7:52 PM
@helloPikul Just relative pace.
May 19, 2020 7:50 PM
Short, socially-distant 5K run over lunch. In order to avoid people I ran 2.5 miles of the run over the same 160-meter trail section. https…
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May 19, 2020 4:35 PM
My 6yo can't really explain what I do for a living, but I'm pretty sure she could tell you what I think about Workday.
May 19, 2020 6:15 AM
@jimgris @Sharat_Chander @OracleSysDev @java Yep!
May 19, 2020 5:43 AM
@djpardis bad operand types for binary operator '>>'
May 19, 2020 5:23 AM
@j_grand @YouTube 👀 /cc:@jhamlett 👆
May 19, 2020 5:17 AM
@HoarseWisperer And/or his caddy.
May 19, 2020 5:16 AM
RT @HoarseWisperer: The man who just retweeted me is a complete fuckopotamus. He is also the President.
May 19, 2020 5:02 AM
RT @igb: @Scavino45 "Q Right now? Q When — THE PRESIDENT: Right now. Yeah. A couple of weeks ago, I started taking it." https://…
May 19, 2020 5:02 AM
RT @igb: @Scavino45 "Q You’re taking hydroxychloroquine? THE PRESIDENT: I’m taking it — hydroxychloroquine." https://t.co/ugHnFvqotD
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May 19, 2020 5:02 AM
RT @igb: @Scavino45 "Q Even if it leads to human rights abuses? POTUS: Why don’t you take your mask off? You know, you’re...just for a…
May 19, 2020 5:02 AM
RT @igb: @Scavino45 "POTUS: So you got down by 50% or more than that? CHAUDHARY: Yeah. 50-60% was the revenue decline. POTUS: That’s n…
May 19, 2020 5:02 AM
This whole transcript is fucking crazy, but the Q&A is where it goes off the rails. https://t.co/kzYaCVsmuK
May 19, 2020 4:57 AM
@Scavino45 "Q Right now? Q When — THE PRESIDENT: Right now. Yeah. A couple of weeks ago, I started taking it." https://t.co/zGrC…
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May 19, 2020 4:53 AM
@Scavino45 "Q You’re taking hydroxychloroquine? THE PRESIDENT: I’m taking it — hydroxychloroquine." https://t.co/ugHnFvqotD
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May 19, 2020 4:46 AM
@Scavino45 "Q Even if it leads to human rights abuses? POTUS: Why don’t you take your mask off? You know, you’re...just for a second, …
May 19, 2020 4:37 AM
@Scavino45 "POTUS: So you got down by 50% or more than that? CHAUDHARY: Yeah. 50-60% was the revenue decline. POTUS: That’s not bad" 🤔
May 19, 2020 4:12 AM
@satanjeev Sad/worried fave.
May 19, 2020 3:33 AM
RT @sarahcpr: How to hydroxychloroquine https://t.co/yMObDCFGXS
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May 19, 2020 3:26 AM
RT @maggieNYT: “You’re on speakerphone, Tom.” “Well, I shouldn’t be, Gregg.” Basically all wfh calls.
May 19, 2020 3:20 AM
@jonnysun Give @elizhargrave's "Wingspan" a try! https://t.co/p0AfW56Ii4
May 19, 2020 3:14 AM
RT @gootik: Would be cool If I could follow threads on Twitter and get notifications if author adds more tweets to the thread...
May 19, 2020 3:11 AM
@jonnysun Boggle™ or GTFO.
May 19, 2020 3:09 AM
@pavan_ky I feel like we are friends on Twitter, Pavan, so no. :-)
May 19, 2020 2:30 AM
Dan Scavino is incredibly bad at his job and it is fucking great. https://t.co/43vusFBm5L
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May 19, 2020 1:47 AM
RT @kf: I appreciate that everyone I know at all levels of experience seems to be genuinely traumatized by software engineering interviews…
May 19, 2020 1:35 AM
RT @igb: The hydroxychloroquine is kicking in.
May 19, 2020 1:01 AM
@freialobo @beamjack I have been doing this "parenting" thing all wrong.
May 19, 2020 12:59 AM
@aspen Congratulations!
May 19, 2020 12:58 AM
@zygen IKR?!
May 19, 2020 12:48 AM
RT @maggieNYT: POTUS spoxwoman @Alyssafarah confirms yes POTUS was prescribed and yes POTUS has been taking hydorxychloroquine.
May 19, 2020 12:33 AM
https://t.co/JaEkuwZIJ4 https://t.co/ZQSPhCOJxL
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May 19, 2020 12:21 AM
@ssgtmas Hang in there. It's a weird and difficult time for everyone.
May 19, 2020 12:19 AM
RT @beamjack: Our kids work on a rewards system in which they earn stars. To watch a show on TV they have to "spend" their age in stars. We…
May 19, 2020 12:17 AM
Friends, 'Muricans, countrymen, wear a fucking mask when you go outside.
May 19, 2020 12:07 AM
RT @KalvinMacleod: Remember when the long weekend meant an extra day off work instead of 300 straight hours of The Office reruns?
May 18, 2020 11:16 PM
@lindsmccallum @cairns @yoyoel TBH 90% of software development *is* just copying and pasting from Stack Overflow.
May 18, 2020 11:15 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A little girl’s hand clutches a pencil as she fills in a graph, square by square.
May 18, 2020 8:55 PM
Incredibly short run on SF’s country roads in between meetings, lunch, and daycare. https://t.co/7jddHfHg70
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May 18, 2020 8:46 PM
Tired: unicorn startups Wired: alicorn startups https://t.co/NH6KNph9w4
May 18, 2020 7:44 PM
RT @McJesse: Spinal Tap audio under Trump is 😂👌🏼 https://t.co/zXgKNMxWbd
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May 18, 2020 4:58 PM
@craigcalcaterra @npbtracker ☝️
May 18, 2020 4:58 PM
@npbtracker Gillian Welch. Uncle Tupelo. Drive by Truckers. Porter Hall Tenessee.
May 18, 2020 5:36 AM
@nedsegal @stewart @Twitter Was our @twitter survey a representative sample? #TeamWFH* *I'd still come in for lunch, obvs.
May 18, 2020 4:56 AM
RT @ID_AA_Carmack: Has anyone made a PC game that did something with dual mouse input? Plugging multiple USB mice in just works, and most p…
May 18, 2020 4:51 AM
@kvlly "OK. This time it's fixed for real."
May 18, 2020 4:45 AM
@americanmegalo It was the best "gift" we ever got as new parents.
May 18, 2020 4:45 AM
@americanmegalo Another dad clued me in to the magic of oven-range exhaust fans as the perfect white noise with which to put a crying infan…
May 18, 2020 4:30 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A cropped iOS screenshot showing a https://t.co/WLNxNu4SHn icon with an unread count bezel that reads "1,0...261".
May 18, 2020 4:23 AM
@DrJorts @agsopko NEVERMIND ANDREW WE ARE ALL GOOD THANKS!
May 18, 2020 4:18 AM
Paging @agsopko. We really need this. Would be a WFH game-changer. https://t.co/BHNzcJECXz
May 18, 2020 4:17 AM
@DrJorts There needs to be some sort of domestic partner NDA and IT provisioning thing if we are all gonna WFH forever.
May 18, 2020 4:13 AM
@DrJorts I was thinking about this yesterday! Would make things sooo much easier.
May 18, 2020 2:40 AM
@chrissyteigen Here’s another hotdog variation of you want to mix it up for the kids: https://t.co/loT1tGYTyL
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May 18, 2020 2:34 AM
@shatil @eecraft Nope! But will try next time!
May 18, 2020 1:38 AM
@arrdem They’re all fake languages, Reid. That’s why they call it "programming" and not NLP.
May 17, 2020 11:16 PM
I'm never going back to the office or to a barber.
May 17, 2020 10:29 PM
Screen sharing/presenting really sucks on @zoom_us.
May 17, 2020 8:55 PM
RT @TheDweck: I just want to fast-forward to a year from now when we have a vaccine Americans will refuse to get
May 17, 2020 5:56 PM
@javawithjiva @Twitter Sometimes the void screams back. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 17, 2020 3:17 PM
@taylorleese That or mountain bikers.
May 17, 2020 5:04 AM
Weird flashing red lights at the top of the east side of Mt. Davidson. 🤔
May 17, 2020 4:48 AM
@lenazun @paraga Wait, I’ve been using Twitter for...*checks watch*...over 13 years now. How long have we had this feature?!?
May 17, 2020 4:36 AM
RT @paraga: @lenazun @igb Try adding filter:follows
May 17, 2020 4:11 AM
By and large, Fred Willard’s forthright portrayal of WALL-E world’s President leaves us wanting more in a leader than Trump ever shall be.
May 17, 2020 1:07 AM
@hipsterelectron Abyssal plane vanilla.
May 17, 2020 1:06 AM
@vijaya @rhomsany Congratulations!
May 17, 2020 12:59 AM
I scream. You scream. We all scream into the void. Twitter dot com. https://t.co/5KvQxbYhSH
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May 16, 2020 11:59 PM
RT @SirPatStew: Pleased to share that we have our first guest sonneteer today. Socially distant yet always a close friend, @jonathansfrakes…
May 16, 2020 11:33 PM
90% of software engineering is trying to get your development environment to run the goddamn unit tests.
May 16, 2020 9:43 PM
RT @KalvinMacleod: 2020 update: 100% of the time
May 16, 2020 9:43 PM
RT @KalvinMacleod: I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time.
May 16, 2020 9:35 PM
RT @RosemaryMosco: Any bird folks know someone? https://t.co/oBl6IQU5h0
May 16, 2020 8:49 PM
I think of this line by Fred Willard (from the movie "Roxanne") at least once a day. #RIPFredWillard https://t.co/ZkTtJnFGQE
May 16, 2020 8:23 PM
☹️ https://t.co/ae2HCBmUtb
May 16, 2020 4:28 PM
@beingmoushmi 🙌
May 16, 2020 2:55 PM
@ysr1729 @ChiefScientist https://t.co/1LdogzzEVQ
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May 16, 2020 4:35 AM
@Michele54122091 I’d like to buy a disavowal, Mat.
May 16, 2020 4:34 AM
@TLSidlo @DanScavino Don't lend your hand to raise no flag emoji atop no ship of fools.
May 16, 2020 4:29 AM
@usa_lori @DanScavino Plant a little garden, Lori. Eat a lot of peaches.
May 16, 2020 4:08 AM
@ChiefScientist https://t.co/rrFQIONlHE
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May 16, 2020 3:55 AM
@usa_lori @DanScavino Your flag emoji won’t get you into heaven anymore.
May 16, 2020 3:20 AM
@DanScavino How much are these super duper circuses costing the taxpayers, Dan?
May 16, 2020 2:14 AM
RT @igb: @ftrain Inbox Zeno: first you read half of your unread email...
May 16, 2020 2:10 AM
@ftrain Inbox Zeno: first you read half of your unread email...
May 16, 2020 1:55 AM
My personal brand is best experienced live. https://t.co/xGwYsiLGPk
May 16, 2020 1:53 AM
RT @kvlly: Entering in the 2FA code before it expires always feels like I’m defusing a bomb.
May 15, 2020 10:50 PM
RT @heySierra: #Grateful
May 15, 2020 10:42 PM
RT @tonyhawk: Today’s lesson in perseverance: Sky Brown’s brutal McTwist battle. You can’t teach this kind of determination; it comes from…
May 15, 2020 4:26 PM
RT @micheal: Just waiting for folks to go “wait, we get charged for THAT?” This is going to drive interesting quota management and approv…
May 15, 2020 3:59 PM
RT @micheal: All of sudden “growth” companies are forced to evaluate their infrastructure spend (on the cloud) and shift critical engineeri…
May 15, 2020 3:54 PM
RT @jeffvandermeer: I'm so thrilled to announce that my Ambergris books will be republished by @mcdbooks in a single massive hardcover edit…
May 15, 2020 3:01 PM
RT @danprimack: Scoop: Facebook buying Giphy for $400 million https://t.co/5zg1oGlO6G
May 15, 2020 3:35 AM
@john_coomes @christhalinger Also it’s a hotel in a dry town. 😬
May 15, 2020 2:22 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Black and white Nike running shoes bearing a tiny white Twitter logo sit in a cardboard box.
May 14, 2020 11:04 PM
Stumbled across an old article/interview w/ @vinucharanya & @micheal on Kite: @Twitter's microservice metering, billing & metadata system. …
May 14, 2020 7:58 PM
Current parenting-while-sheltering-in-place status:
May 14, 2020 7:51 PM
@DrJorts What was it? What was it? The soupspense is killing me!
May 14, 2020 7:11 AM
@rabois @mat https://t.co/lB44nzA5sg
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May 14, 2020 6:52 AM
RT @Sharat_Chander: Folks, please add alternative text to your Twitter images. I need to get better at this too. Accessibility matters. De…
May 14, 2020 6:26 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A northern flicker perches atop a green house under a gray sky.
May 14, 2020 5:25 AM
@aunder That’s pretty much the same everywhere, though, isn’t it?
May 14, 2020 4:42 AM
@lindaruthless @jhamlett The best!
May 14, 2020 4:37 AM
@lindaruthless @jhamlett Holy shit! Linda. I have been looking for that closing credits song for *years*!!! https://t.co/oqyP51HhJP
May 14, 2020 4:31 AM
@jhamlett @cmort @jmoskol It was like an acquihire by MDP of the "People" filmmakers.
May 14, 2020 4:30 AM
@jhamlett @cmort @jmoskol There were like three videos in the "People" series.
May 14, 2020 4:29 AM
@jhamlett @cmort @jmoskol Nope, this one: https://t.co/u2HdsHJkLW
May 14, 2020 3:40 AM
@kathiepham @yosub @__koyaanisqatsi
May 14, 2020 3:19 AM
RT @xor: the two good kinds of urls are - it hasn't changed since 1997 and every part represents a folder on an actual file system - someth…
May 14, 2020 3:18 AM
RT @KenJennings: My legacy is probably going to be carpal tunnel in my right arm from doing the jerk-off motion for 12 consecutive hours wh…
May 14, 2020 2:48 AM
@marciahofmann San Francisco, CA or Madison, WI.
May 14, 2020 2:43 AM
@kevino https://t.co/Tf3zyF73Lt
May 14, 2020 2:38 AM
@kevino What are you reading/have you read recently?
May 14, 2020 2:37 AM
@kevino I’ve got "Lincoln in the Bardo" somewhere in the stack, so looking forward to it.
May 14, 2020 2:35 AM
@kevino and "In Persuasion Nation".
May 14, 2020 2:34 AM
@kevino But the Saunders books I’ve read are "The Braindead Megaphone", "The Brief and Frightening Reign of Phil", "CivilWarLand in Bad Dec…
May 14, 2020 2:31 AM
@kevino Nothing. 😭 Mostly watching "Peppa Pig" and miscellaneous Pixar movies.
May 14, 2020 1:53 AM
RT @TheRialMichelle: "date night" is now just taking off your noise cancelling headphones at the same time for one (1) hour a week
May 14, 2020 1:43 AM
https://t.co/BLvAnkioNk
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May 14, 2020 1:35 AM
RT @jessfraz: load bearing `sed`s
May 14, 2020 1:23 AM
@l4stewar I’m just here for the @fortpointbeer "Villager" content.
May 14, 2020 1:04 AM
More like "The Braindead MAGAphone", amirite?
May 14, 2020 1:04 AM
It's George Saunders's world, we're just living in it.
May 13, 2020 9:15 PM
@Zeke_Cao American robin.
May 13, 2020 9:04 PM
@jhamlett @cmort @jmoskol ☝️
May 13, 2020 6:47 PM
Anyone out there in Twitter-land own a copy of @MackDawgHD's "People" snowboard film? Trying to find a soundtrack listing.
May 13, 2020 6:28 PM
@trisha_gee The fact that so much of the ecosystem is written in Java. Not worrying about compatibility with native libs is 💯!
May 13, 2020 3:57 AM
Class/caste exceptionalism.
May 13, 2020 3:13 AM
RT @casualseinfeld: https://t.co/Ahk4Eri2ie
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May 13, 2020 2:42 AM
@hipsterelectron @laebshade @TwitterEng Yes, but *someone* needs to take the credit, Danny.
May 13, 2020 2:22 AM
@hipsterelectron @TwitterEng It’s a class warfare thing, you see.
May 13, 2020 2:22 AM
@hipsterelectron @TwitterEng That’s because managers aren’t supposed to say the word "holocracy" around ICs.
May 13, 2020 1:54 AM
@hipsterelectron @TwitterEng Holocracy FTW.
May 13, 2020 1:02 AM
@TwitterEng Avoid centralization?
May 13, 2020 12:39 AM
@lenazun @arrdem @jayholler @franckcuny sure, but we'll need to power it back up at 2AM when we all wake up in a fugue of existential dread
May 13, 2020 12:34 AM
@dijkstracula Cert expiry?
May 13, 2020 12:30 AM
@arrdem @jayholler @franckcuny as a treat
May 13, 2020 12:28 AM
@angadsg What...what if we shut it down at 5PM in every timezone? 🤔
May 13, 2020 12:23 AM
@jayholler Time to put @franckcuny in charge of all the things. 🇫🇷
May 13, 2020 12:17 AM
We should shut Slack down at 5PM every day.
May 12, 2020 11:55 PM
RT @mat: Is Slack down? Are we free?
May 12, 2020 11:54 PM
@Todd_Segal i hope so
May 12, 2020 11:21 PM
@arrdem @AndySayler https://t.co/Ln26n7lF1x https://t.co/RPogqLlQOI
May 12, 2020 10:55 PM
RT @Twitter: wine.
May 12, 2020 10:39 PM
@BillyKorando @SFBART Don’t worry, I will (hopefully) still have to take the kids to daycare and school, so I’ll still be taking BART six t…
May 12, 2020 10:32 PM
@JohnKingSFChron Skateboard friendly.
May 12, 2020 7:17 PM
RT @erikstrobl: maybe the funniest video I’ve ever seen https://t.co/x2oPAUyCpe
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May 12, 2020 7:15 PM
@davelester Excellent news, Dave. Excited to see what happens next.
May 12, 2020 7:02 PM
RT @textfiles: @jwz @therealfitz @bradfitz Google is an archive or a library like a supermarket is a food museum
May 12, 2020 6:58 PM
@sdrnoise sudo rm -rf /
May 12, 2020 6:46 PM
RT @TwitterCareers: Yup. And we’re hiring! https://t.co/sat4eKY9Ps
May 12, 2020 5:58 PM
@HankAzaria Or The Misfits
May 12, 2020 5:57 PM
@HankAzaria Steely Dan
May 12, 2020 4:45 PM
RT @alexisohanian: FORRRREVVVVVERRRRRRR Twitter Will Allow Employees To Work At Home Forever https://t.co/5YjLM4XJSi via @kantrowitz
May 12, 2020 3:43 PM
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I will seriously consider them because our current situation, TBH, is not all that great.
May 12, 2020 2:33 PM
RT @dhh: I ONLY ASK THAT IF THE ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS THING THAT I'M FORCING ALL MY WORKERS TO DO LEADS TO ARRESTS THAT YOU ARREST ME. THE…
May 12, 2020 6:49 AM
RT @michaelmina_lab: This is so cool. A twitter follower’s child got his copy of Moby Dick at school (9th grade) and It is the copy I had…
May 12, 2020 6:47 AM
RT @kimmasters: CNN: As Fox News stars echo Trump's call to "reopen the country," Fox extended the company's work-from-home directive throu…
May 11, 2020 10:28 PM
RT @sarahcpr: Trump writes new material faster than I could ever perform it
May 11, 2020 10:24 PM
RT @mattbytes: You know you want to hear @vsampat9 and I talk about #OpenBMC at #OCPVirtualSummit. Right? We'll be trying to convince you…
May 11, 2020 10:09 PM
RT @atrupar: .@weijia: Why is this a global competition to you when Americans are losing their lives every day? TRUMP: Maybe that's a ques…
May 11, 2020 9:09 PM
RT @joshu: yesterday's search: "basics of 3d engines" today's search: "how to cut your own hair"
May 11, 2020 8:31 PM
RT @FullFrontalSamB: LIBERATE THE WHITE HOUSE https://t.co/IGjSO1Fpt7
May 11, 2020 8:11 PM
@thegivingcanvas Wow, Angie, that's fantastic.
May 11, 2020 8:07 PM
RT @LorenaSGonzalez: F*ck Elon Musk.
May 11, 2020 8:06 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A red-tailed hawk perches atop a tree under a gray sky.
May 11, 2020 7:34 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Check out Twitter’s @mattbytes and @vsampat9 talk about our recent work on #OpenBMC at the @OpenComputePrj virtual summit t…
May 11, 2020 5:16 PM
Work is what happens in between reading books to the toddler.
May 11, 2020 2:39 PM
RT @sarahcpr: I don’t understand how Trump rage tweeting nonsense turns into headlines like this. The headline should be “Trump Rage Tweets…
May 11, 2020 5:10 AM
RT @alexqarbuckle: check out my duel monitor setup https://t.co/HDPgKmmZ71
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May 11, 2020 4:29 AM
RT @audreyhasnews: I’m spending Mother’s Day with my Vespa saying hi to places in SF I haven’t seen for a while. Warning: Long, slow thre…
May 11, 2020 12:28 AM
@jayholler If the new org-name isn’t a bird pun then it’s not actually an org.
May 11, 2020 12:19 AM
Don’t forget that along with being a COVID-19 victim & the willing life-partner of a white supremacist, @VPPressSec is also a bad person. h…
May 10, 2020 11:36 PM
RT @davelester: Digital archive and library friends, any pointers to who is archiving open source software?
May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
Here’s a link to the PDF https://t.co/e0eFpVIVL7
May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
Anyway, the UPIC book is available as a free PDF. It’s worth browsing and the history of UPIC’s predecessors is fascinating.
May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
...there’s not much in the way of visual-first creative tools.
May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
It’s surprising that there aren’t more tools or apps with this approach, but outside of visualizations like Malinowski’s music machine... h…
May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
Here’s a screenshot of it’s composition interface: https://t.co/vS2q1rAmaV
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May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
¹ Xenakis was the creator of the original UPIC.
May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
There’s a somewhat buggy and unpolished version of UPIC for the iOS by the Centre Iannis Xenakis¹ https://t.co/42PjxcKo78
May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
In the age of the iPhone and iPad it seems like there’s an opportunity to do more with their ubiquitous and sophisticated UIs.
May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
The field of graphical and drawing-centric tools to create music or code or other non-visual media seems underexplored.
May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
It’s a fascinating artifact. Reading the account of its development inspired me to get Fof back up and running. https://t.co/JBW0rh2ZZ2
May 10, 2020 11:22 PM
During quarantine I’ve been reading this book about the UPIC electro-acoustic graphical composition tool. https://t.co/vy3RTEpxEV
May 10, 2020 9:13 PM
😬 https://t.co/DpqKfxQiOh
May 10, 2020 8:54 PM
RT @emilyst: // TODO: I have discovered a truly remarkable implementation of this function which this sprint’s scope is too small to contai…
May 10, 2020 6:08 PM
"Due to campaign finance laws you must be a US resident to get a ticket" https://t.co/XsEHniJm4C
May 10, 2020 2:28 PM
Just want to echo our president’s sincere and heartfelt sentiments and give a weirdly loud shoutout to all the awesome Moms in my life. htt…
May 10, 2020 6:36 AM
@kairyssdal +1
May 10, 2020 6:05 AM
@kikoltdcom @RWoods_Baseball @CRAthletics19 Wow! Congrats!
May 10, 2020 2:09 AM
@Scavino45 That’s...that’s like eight sentences Dan. 1) Why the fuck would the @WhiteHouse release that? 2) Why would you Tweet that lin…
May 10, 2020 2:00 AM
Welp. I *almost* got the bangs even. Shouldn’t have tried to reckon that last cut on the fly. https://t.co/6upfSybsGm
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May 10, 2020 1:34 AM
RT @vanitaguptaCR: This is how it's done. Includes prepaid postage. Note that in-person voting remains an option, which is important becaus…
May 10, 2020 1:33 AM
@TonyPrintezis Cheers Tony! 🥃 https://t.co/vGYSl7rrsW
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May 10, 2020 12:05 AM
RT @sarahcpr: How to testing https://t.co/y9iwLK0N12
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May 9, 2020 10:09 PM
@robmalchow Hah! Wow, that is super fun!
May 9, 2020 10:08 PM
@davelester Yes! This would be so great.
May 9, 2020 9:53 PM
...and looped into generative music playing in your headphones.
May 9, 2020 9:53 PM
It was less melodic and more rhythmic in the music it generated. But I loved the concept of your environment being sampled in real time...
May 9, 2020 9:51 PM
This was back in 2007 IIRC. Not sure what it was called or if it still exists.
May 9, 2020 9:51 PM
...from your phone's microphone and incorporated them into the music.
May 9, 2020 9:50 PM
I used a few of @brianeno's back in the day: Bloom and Trope, IIRC. But I remember one (perhaps not Eno's) that used ambient sounds...
May 9, 2020 9:40 PM
What are everyone’s favorite generative music apps for iOS?
May 9, 2020 7:57 PM
RT @LondonBreed: Just another reminder that this is not the time for us to slip up or risk the progress we’ve made. Stay home as much as p…
May 9, 2020 4:31 PM
@GenFlynn @realDonaldTrump You belong in jail, buddy.
May 9, 2020 2:25 PM
RT @ASlavitt: They need surrogates I guess because there’s only so many ways to say “it’s ok for some people to die” without sounding like…
May 9, 2020 2:12 PM
@fermatslibrary @nitsanw https://t.co/g8aul3Qsqd https://t.co/qbkTtLcXOX
May 9, 2020 11:00 AM
RT @GavinNewsom: CA is now a vote by mail state. Every registered voter will receive a mail-in ballot for the Nov election. We’ll also pr…
May 9, 2020 10:29 AM
@chris_romary @jdecked Wallet.
May 9, 2020 2:45 AM
RT @GreatDismal: @ClaraJeffery Find more things to mend with the satisfyingly large roll of Bundeswehr surplus duct tape I received today f…
May 9, 2020 1:44 AM
RT @RVAwonk: Pictured below (on the right) is Katie Miller -- Mike Pence's press secretary who just tested positive for #COVID19 -- at the…
May 8, 2020 9:07 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: And today’s cocktail: “Quarantine with Baby Yoda”. Ingredients: gin, ginger ale, lime juice, simple syrup. #MayTheForc…
May 8, 2020 8:47 PM
RT @NegatedVoid: Have unlimited PTO? A coworker came up with a cool trick. Take PTO and then go to work. Do whatever work you want quietly…
May 8, 2020 7:29 PM
@benbalter https://t.co/e9Xqu7GzsN
May 8, 2020 7:27 PM
https://t.co/rRMW4vijZm
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May 8, 2020 5:02 PM
TIL: https://t.co/P7tj08EVOy
May 8, 2020 4:53 PM
@cherylabrady Real patriots, "Cheryl", defend democracy instead of shitposting #MAGA memes... *looks at your TL* ...every 5 minutes.
May 8, 2020 4:41 PM
@Caroline5 @pgarg That said, it's pretty exhausting. How are you managing? Everything going OK?
May 8, 2020 4:39 PM
@Caroline5 @pgarg And then after dinner it's movie night every night. :-)
May 8, 2020 4:39 PM
@Caroline5 I manage the kids between 8-5, then @pgarg takes them for a walk at 5PM and while I drink a beer.
May 8, 2020 4:37 PM
@Caroline5 But she still takes a nap after lunch, so I get most of my focused work done then.
May 8, 2020 4:37 PM
@Caroline5 Delta help with math or spelling. The ~2yo is a different story. She's often part of my meetings throughout the day. :-)
May 8, 2020 4:36 PM
@Caroline5 So it's just a matter of getting her set up for an activity every 30-60 minutes or so.
May 8, 2020 4:35 PM
@Caroline5 ...no matter what folks's home situation. That said, the 6yo has a pretty consistent schedule/activities from school.
May 8, 2020 4:34 PM
@Caroline5 Overall we understand that during our current shelter in place productivity is gonna be a lot different...
May 8, 2020 4:32 PM
@Caroline5 Twitter is pretty supportive. @jack even hosted a storytime last week where he read books to kids over a video stream.
May 8, 2020 5:33 AM
RT @elegantlywasted: Super insightful read on remote work by @photomatt - he practically "invented" WFH as far back as I can remember - htt…
May 8, 2020 5:27 AM
RT @sarahcpr: How to grief https://t.co/kvyR7f5cID
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May 8, 2020 3:38 AM
@DrJorts My neighbor, @the_yeti, actually does this: https://t.co/FCCrdmKFmH https://t.co/HK3iMFiBGr
May 8, 2020 3:31 AM
RT @mnnakamura: seems like the solution to overcrowding in parks is more open space, more safe streets, rather than less.
May 8, 2020 2:46 AM
@jayholler IIRC I saw @CharlieCroom throwing down at a #HackWeek a few years ago, maybe he has an idea where some of those might be.
May 8, 2020 1:39 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Golden grass, green trees, and blue sky.
May 8, 2020 1:15 AM
RT @HeerJeet: Re: Barr & Flynn. “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does n…
May 8, 2020 1:05 AM
@lenazun I also installed a Discord a few days ago. https://t.co/zTlZHdGqci
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May 7, 2020 9:38 PM
RT @flightradar24: Yesterday, we tracked 90,071 flights—the first time since 26 March we tracked more than 90,000 flights. That is still 53…
May 7, 2020 9:35 PM
@MyInfo77965506 @DanScavino Nah, just sad to see the erosion of our democracy. You wouldn't understand, товарищ.
May 7, 2020 9:20 PM
@RobertL89188456 @DanScavino It's ok товарищ Bob, conflating exclamation points and question marks is pretty common for beginner-level stud…
May 7, 2020 8:57 PM
RT @mat: This layoff tracker from the Chronicle is striking. So much pain here. *Goodwill* laid off hundreds of people. https://t.co/Cj36…
May 7, 2020 8:47 PM
@WhiteHouse What the fuck was that?
May 7, 2020 8:14 PM
@pdbogen https://t.co/Vx55I4tghb
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May 7, 2020 8:07 PM
@DanScavino Keep waving those shitty flag memes, Dan. History isn't going to care about the #MAGA bot faves when it's all said and done.
May 7, 2020 7:09 PM
RT @KenDilanianNBC: William Barr’s Justice Department (but not the prosecutors on the case) told a federal judge it doesn’t believe it can…
May 7, 2020 7:07 PM
@davidjrusek @jpd It certainly reduces the chances of dysentery.
May 7, 2020 6:58 PM
Not a surprise, given the shitposts by @Scavino45, @realDonaldTrump, and other #MAGA bots last week, but still an outrageous act. https://t…
May 7, 2020 3:40 PM
@jayholler There was a doughnut machine up there!
May 7, 2020 2:50 PM
@benj_fry https://t.co/btsdcWTAME
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May 7, 2020 2:14 PM
Excited to take the day off from work to spend some relaxing self-care me-time running a daycare and a kindergarten.
May 7, 2020 1:45 PM
TIL: that Twitter Moment cards update themselves as the Moment updates. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 7, 2020 1:45 PM
Ok, this Tweet was funnier when the linked Twitter Moment was showing news about a llama.
May 7, 2020 1:42 PM
@parscale You ever watch Star Wars, Brad? I don’t want to spoil it for you if you haven’t, but, the Empire were the bad guys.
May 7, 2020 6:11 AM
RT @flea333: I wonder if Octavia Butler liked Neil young
May 7, 2020 6:09 AM
Look, it's pretty simple: if you think the dress is black & blue you are immune to COVID-19, if you think it's gold & white you are not. h…
May 7, 2020 4:51 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: My normally sensible wife found out you can regrow lettuce from the stump if you put it in water, and now we have scary…
May 7, 2020 4:47 AM
@nbeaudrot *looks around* Probably.
May 7, 2020 4:07 AM
@marius #TeamSkateboardingDads 🙌🏻 https://t.co/hHrsgK14rz
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May 7, 2020 3:59 AM
RT @carolinetwyman: did not expect the sequel to "hot girl summer" to be the "fall of man"
May 7, 2020 2:45 AM
RT @didgeridougrou: Shit the simpsons really did predict 2020 https://t.co/dadM5jvLrB
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May 7, 2020 2:06 AM
RT @AriBerman: This is extremely disturbing: chief fundraiser for RNC being put in charge of post office at time when vote by mail incredib…
May 7, 2020 2:03 AM
@mattbytes Here's the official how-to: https://t.co/7hS8mmZBBT
May 7, 2020 1:39 AM
@mattbytes It really should be on by default.
May 7, 2020 1:38 AM
@mattbytes Settings > Accessibility > Image Descriptions
May 7, 2020 1:37 AM
@mattbytes For images, yes.
May 7, 2020 1:27 AM
RT @axlrose: It’s official! Whatever anyone may have previously thought of Steve Mnuchin he’s officially an asshole.
May 7, 2020 1:18 AM
@heyjoshua It’ll be much better when it’s one build that keeps breaking.
May 7, 2020 1:16 AM
@heyjoshua Josh.
May 7, 2020 1:10 AM
The typos in my Tweets are less upsetting to me than the typos in my alt-text descriptions. https://t.co/aK5knrG9p6
May 7, 2020 1:01 AM
RT @F6x: Please add this to your “Live and Let Die” BINGO card. https://t.co/jhbQGdHo8i
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May 7, 2020 1:00 AM
RT @maxwelltani: i’ve conducted my own independent investigation of this video and come to the conclusion that it’s uh fucking sick?
May 7, 2020 12:56 AM
@lenazun Nope. Still on team "staying the fuck at home" over here.
May 7, 2020 12:52 AM
RT @JonathanCohn: The F-15 flyover bullshit is peak dying empire.
May 6, 2020 7:32 PM
RT @davidmcswane: 1) The VA signed a $34.5 million deal for N95 masks with a company that advertised “block chain” solutions and had only e…
May 6, 2020 7:17 PM
@djpardis @AmazonHelp That's some next-level keyword alerting...what CRM are they using?
May 6, 2020 5:10 PM
@fchollet Does the @adafruit catalog count as "raw materials"?
May 6, 2020 4:58 PM
@davidjrusek Me, using Emacs: https://t.co/P8T5CiZ7pj
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May 6, 2020 4:57 PM
@davidjrusek You, using your non-Emacs editor: https://t.co/YUnDB7flKp
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May 6, 2020 4:29 PM
RT @KQED: REMINDER: You'll barely hear our radio pledge drive this time around — because we've cut it right down, to be able to keep bringi…
May 6, 2020 4:20 PM
RT @thomas_violence: happy cinco de mayo https://t.co/9unJdRdJrk
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May 6, 2020 2:40 PM
Until then I’m just gonna keep donating to @KQED. Please support your local public and community radio stations too!
May 6, 2020 2:40 PM
My 2024 presidential campaign will run solely on a promise to end @NPR pledge drives by diverting our entire military budget to @CPBmedia.
May 6, 2020 1:45 PM
@amdev 🤔 Very cool...thanks for the pointer! Will play around with this and see how it compares to Tesseract.
May 6, 2020 1:38 PM
@amdev Even built-in OCR would be a great start.
May 6, 2020 1:24 PM
RT @BrianRoemmele: I will let out a bit of a secret. I have been running a full IBM System/370 Mainframe on a $5 Raspberry Pi Zero for ~5…
May 6, 2020 1:22 PM
"We may add or subtract people ...." Pretty sure that means he intends to dump Fauci. https://t.co/ZShtsRhhj9
May 6, 2020 5:01 AM
RT @ysr1729: It is time to impeach Trump again. Or throw him out at the ballot box this November. If we are still around to vote, and he’s…
May 6, 2020 4:13 AM
@towns @seb_m Elena is great!
May 6, 2020 4:10 AM
@towns @seb_m PJ Masks is good content, but still weak on gender balance. 2-1 ratio.
May 6, 2020 3:10 AM
RT @bethdean: Designers, let me know if you’re looking right now (DMs open) and I’ll send every good recruiter who reaches out to me your…
May 6, 2020 3:02 AM
Remember people, "Paw Patrol" is a garbage show and "friendship is magic". https://t.co/df9m3ciG6H
May 6, 2020 2:54 AM
@alexisohanian It’s not exactly a girl-friendly show to begin with. The girl dogs are token additions. #Brony4Lyfe
May 6, 2020 2:50 AM
Congratulations to @BenjaminFMoser on winning the 2020 Pulitzer Prize for Biograpy! https://t.co/2JsC3yRBUy
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May 6, 2020 2:33 AM
TIL: the iOS Notes app is infinitely scrollable! Add an iPad & Pencil and ya got serious note taking/bored-at-work doodling potential. htt…
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May 6, 2020 1:36 AM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS Hey @Scavino45, this is not a normal thing to Tweet.
May 5, 2020 9:00 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Learn how we delete data in our microservices architecture in this new blog post by @megankanne. https://t.co/oLdzdsSxjO
May 5, 2020 8:16 PM
RT @prchovanec: Yesterday Trump suggested the death toll would be higher than expected and could even accelerate in the weeks ahead. Today…
May 5, 2020 7:43 PM
RT @SFBART: We at BART will forever miss you, Courtney. Courtney asked us tough questions and demanded accountability while being our bigge…
May 5, 2020 7:00 PM
RT @ByMikeBaker: If you remove New York from the data, the number of new coronavirus cases being identified in the United States each day i…
May 5, 2020 11:46 AM
RT @LondonBreed: We're making free COVID-19 testing available for everyone who is going in to work, regardless of whether they have symptom…
May 5, 2020 10:31 AM
RT @goldman: It is in no way a surprise that one of the four horsemen of this apocalypse is a dilettante misusing Excel.
May 5, 2020 3:08 AM
RT @bcantrill: Huge props to @timbray for showing that true backbone doesn't mean "disagree and commit": https://t.co/VhhoanWsz6
May 5, 2020 2:46 AM
RT @yuemin1969: If your team or you happen to known team hiring Graphic Designers with experience, plz let me know! 🙌 My friend is in need…
May 5, 2020 2:14 AM
@gargvik @AppStore Glad to hear that. Please download and use it and give it a rating in the app store.
May 5, 2020 2:12 AM
@davidjrusek https://t.co/nk7nU2WmG9
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May 5, 2020 2:07 AM
RT @othermaciej: Do you have experience in C/C++ and interest in networking? Come join the team that builds the HTTP back end for Safari/We…
May 4, 2020 8:13 PM
RT @michaelkruse: “What gives me pause when I look back at 1918 is I think about the second wave. People did social distancing and there wa…
May 4, 2020 8:10 PM
😭 https://t.co/Qac7NjSBU8
May 4, 2020 3:49 PM
@nkjemisin Go @timbray!
May 4, 2020 3:47 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Books are piled on a low table in front of full bookshelves and a large window showing a blue sky over San Francisco hil…
May 4, 2020 3:16 PM
RT @ctrlshifti: SOLID code? no, my code is LIQUID: Low In Quality, Unrivaled In Despair
May 4, 2020 2:56 PM
RT @ftrain: When kids are angry they run away without moving their arms.
May 4, 2020 10:42 AM
RT @wsl: Bioluminescent wake surfing a few nights ago. 🤯 | 🎥: @RockOutTheHoff @sundayswithshane https://t.co/CdQhD79KLp
May 4, 2020 6:37 AM
RT @meganamram: i am a real american there are three things i love: guns, the confederate flag, hydroxychloroquine, and nail salons
May 4, 2020 6:12 AM
RT @DemWrite: "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed oursel…
May 4, 2020 5:32 AM
@nwthomas_ Nope!
May 4, 2020 4:45 AM
@nwthomas_ Mine are: - providing daycare - proctoring kindergarten distance education - buying shit on Amazon - grocery delivery roulette
May 4, 2020 4:40 AM
RT @kaylaglanville: In you're in SF and your outdoor space, furniture, Recology bins, etc could use sum'ma this, DM me. All social distan…
May 4, 2020 4:37 AM
@firepile This season seemed so much worse than most and so poorly timed.
May 4, 2020 4:33 AM
@teresa Looking forward to hearing the Jerry story at some point!
May 4, 2020 4:32 AM
@teresa I am a dead head. Also fuck these dangerous idiots.
May 4, 2020 4:29 AM
"White Pride of Rancho Cucamonga" by the Hateful Dead https://t.co/nQ5SAw5aqb
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May 4, 2020 4:22 AM
RT @brezina: Incredible timing. While I’m on a phone interview with @KQED about #PresidioPeoplesPark my family is kicked off the green at…
May 4, 2020 4:22 AM
RT @emtothea: Murder Hornets, but with the right lawyer, Manslaughter Bees
May 4, 2020 12:31 AM
@WhiteHouse Source: https://t.co/iKrxZobaBZ
May 4, 2020 12:30 AM
@WhiteHouse Apparently not more than Italy and approximately the same as South Korea.
May 4, 2020 12:24 AM
@WhiteHouse We’re the third largest country on the planet. Have we tested a *greater percentage* of our country than other countries?
May 4, 2020 12:20 AM
@dickc Murder hornets, probably.
May 4, 2020 12:16 AM
RT @jonfavs: In case anyone’s wondering, the President just said he’s been treated worse than Lincoln while sitting at the Lincoln memorial…
May 4, 2020 12:15 AM
@uglypackets @lemonodor @athuras It looked super sketchy.
May 4, 2020 12:14 AM
@arrdem Hah! I think I went running in that park a few years ago at #MesosCon. Same one? https://t.co/xoSBdart3s https://t.co/dQBMIUCFpv
May 3, 2020 9:29 PM
@TheSherylKlein Oh no!
May 3, 2020 3:28 PM
The hydroxychloroquine is kicking in. https://t.co/ISi3xwtjto
May 3, 2020 1:59 PM
RT @lisperati: 2/3 https://t.co/1tqP3n3ypb
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May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
Anyway, in the unlikely event you have the same problem, this app might help you out. If you do find it useful let me know!
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
This makes it easy to add deterministic and programmable functionality to an application, demo, or test.
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
...for a function that will model the drawn curve with reasonable fidelity.
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
So that's what this app does: you draw a graph and then generate code in Java, Python, Scala, or JavaScript...
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
...and then generating a function that interpolates between recorded points on the graph for the value of Y for any given X.
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
Personally I find it easier to work backwards from the desired output by drawing the expected graph of output for input X...
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
...a developer would have to do a lot of math and have an intuitive sense of what function would produce what output.
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
In order to model multiple functions in code with interesting and varying outputs for different input ranges...
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
A challenge in doing a demo of this work is creating an application w/ multiple parameters influencing performance in deterministic ways.
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
Over the last few years the #TwitterVMTeam has been using machine learning to automatically tune application JVMs: https://t.co/1rhjxZheVR
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
WTF is this you may ask? Fair question. It scratched a *very* small & *very* specific itch we^H^H I had at @Twitter.
May 3, 2020 7:38 AM
Hey look, it's my first official MacOS app on the @AppStore. https://t.co/JBW0rh2ZZ2
May 3, 2020 6:26 AM
RT @michalmigurski: Does the Western States Pact have logo merch yet
May 3, 2020 5:50 AM
RT @SEDLAW15: Quote of the year: “If you expect elementary school children to endure the trauma of active shooter drills for your freedoms,…
May 3, 2020 5:46 AM
@AndrewX192 IoT and home automation apps never get temp right. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/OBdikYAwsz
May 3, 2020 4:41 AM
RT @icecrime: RPG idea: NPC gives you a quest to kill a dragon, asking by when it will be dead. Doesn’t know where the dragon is. Might not…
May 3, 2020 3:21 AM
RT @Cranfillec: @igb @SFPD https://t.co/8hjWzW4Cge
May 3, 2020 2:21 AM
@kamleshsangani He's shifted away from the spies & lies and more into the human condition, but it was OK. I suspect you will find it like r…
May 3, 2020 1:56 AM
RT @F6x: So the White House is saying the doctor is not too busy when the Senate calls, but too busy to make House calls?
May 3, 2020 1:55 AM
@firepile Will def grab the Turing one!
May 3, 2020 1:51 AM
@firepile Loved the Coco Chanel and Amelia Earhart ones...the Freida Kahlo one was a little iffy.
May 2, 2020 9:38 PM
Hey @stewart, Slack is cool and all but I think our quarantined society would be better off right now if we could all get back on Glitch.
May 2, 2020 9:30 PM
@SusanPotter I’m so sorry to hear that Susan. 💔
May 2, 2020 9:22 PM
@joshualkrose IKR?!
May 2, 2020 9:16 PM
I ♡ SF. My neighbor is currently using his drone to check on the lines outside our local grocery store before making a shopping trip. https…
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May 2, 2020 9:09 PM
Here’s the answer: https://t.co/r7pXufzAej https://t.co/QKW8PNSdjz
May 2, 2020 8:43 PM
@uglypackets @athuras Yeah, what the heck is it doing?
May 2, 2020 8:40 PM
WTF is up with this helicopter? It’s making tight low altitude turns over southern SF. /cc: @SFPD https://t.co/ufhJDsYi7B
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May 2, 2020 8:34 PM
@MakarandParigi Congratulations!!! #OnWisconsin
May 2, 2020 8:32 PM
@npilch Oh, don’t get me wrong. I *am* a fan. I’m just bad at programming in the Apple app framework ecosystem.
May 2, 2020 6:06 PM
Somehow managed to find time to read a book. The biggest surprise of sheltering in place is that there’s zero downtime. https://t.co/lMDME4…
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May 2, 2020 5:51 PM
@tjlull @blairh @Rangerthepup @KarlTheFog It is, subjectively speaking, the best park in SF.
May 2, 2020 2:43 PM
RT @aetiology: This thread is fantastic.
May 2, 2020 5:22 AM
@jdecked https://t.co/TqaI4U2eP8 https://t.co/J6ddrJ5CSN
May 2, 2020 3:57 AM
Another Friday night spent committing shameful and depraved acts of software engineering with Objective-C.
May 2, 2020 3:43 AM
RT @gilbertjasono: Why tweet this and not “Everything Musk Go" https://t.co/qobIEGFnRO
May 2, 2020 1:36 AM
RT @MikeIsaac: when i hotbox my 1bd
May 2, 2020 12:12 AM
@towns @tedd5u I’ve got the clock kit. It’s such great stuff.
May 1, 2020 10:22 PM
RT @artofmmignola: https://t.co/gHbcaohShq
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May 1, 2020 4:48 PM
What’s the best way to read comic books on iOS devices?
May 1, 2020 3:51 PM
https://t.co/yuTqveaCEV
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May 1, 2020 2:39 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Urine pools on the floor of a BART elevator floor as a family huddles to one side in an attempt to avoid stepping in the…
May 1, 2020 6:42 AM
RT @allafarce: Keep SF weird. It's up to you.
May 1, 2020 6:10 AM
RT @jachristian: My first question is why does San Francisco have five golf courses 😳
May 1, 2020 6:09 AM
RT @thegeorg: https://t.co/OWBcRygQLk
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May 1, 2020 4:20 AM
RT @keithedwards: America getting ready to reopen https://t.co/b6mM0M5cxH
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May 1, 2020 3:16 AM
@Scavino45 @PressSec https://t.co/flmonLhaJq
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