March 2020 (700 tweets)

• Mar 31, 2020 11:04 PMRT @FitzTheReporter: Well, here it is. SF Examiner and SF Weekly staffers are all taking partial furloughs, me included. This isn't the t…
• Mar 31, 2020 10:56 PMRT @TedDanson: Please stay home and stay safe humans ❤️ https://t.co/3ioMGrWI20 🎥
• Mar 31, 2020 10:53 PMIs...is this a rhetorical survey? https://t.co/zIo0LVJPcu 📷
• Mar 31, 2020 10:34 PM@RichLowry GTFO buddy. Come on. *He's* the guy who made that argument.
• Mar 31, 2020 10:31 PMRT @Yamiche: President Trump says again 100,000 Americans dying from the coronavirus is a good number according to the WH's models. Trump…
• Mar 31, 2020 10:30 PM@petrillic Don't we all. Don't we all.
• Mar 31, 2020 10:20 PMIMO, President Fauci did pretty good at the press conference today. https://t.co/A91ONqpBCq 📷
• Mar 31, 2020 8:15 PMNo indication in my notes, so I'm just gonna assume he landed it. :-)
• Mar 31, 2020 8:15 PMAccording to my notes the photo above is @cmort doing a layback impossible in an 11ft concrete bowl somewhere in the suburbs of PDX.
• Mar 31, 2020 8:09 PMHappy Birthday shoutout to @cmort! Have a safe and healthy one, buddy. Also, let me know if you have any Virox 5 leftover from 2006. https:… 📷
• Mar 31, 2020 6:27 PM@jdecked should be dependencies vs. devendencies imo
• Mar 31, 2020 6:26 PMRT @BarackObama: We've seen all too terribly the consequences of those who denied warnings of a pandemic. We can't afford any more conseque…
• Mar 31, 2020 3:29 PMRT @WSLBrasil: Surfando com os golfinhos 🐬 | Surfista: McKane Martin 🎥 Morgan Martin https://t.co/1DE7Gdo8dg 🎥
• Mar 31, 2020 12:24 PMRT @AndrewStuart: I think I just got a group of goats in Llandudno arrested. Let me explain... first, I saw this from inside a dark pub (…
• Mar 31, 2020 12:08 PMRT @hknightsf: The score is love all. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
• Mar 31, 2020 4:01 AMRT @kimberlycongdon: Not to brag but what a time to be childless
• Mar 31, 2020 3:35 AM@npilch Great minds, Nick. Great minds.
• Mar 31, 2020 3:33 AM@npilch Impulse purchase for me. https://t.co/K5qRwRKAVu https://t.co/wHtqaPLWdh
• Mar 31, 2020 3:28 AMSpotted this Northern Flicker up at Mt. San Bruno last Saturday. #birdwatching https://t.co/aE4o7dsD3A 📷
• Mar 31, 2020 1:40 AMRT @peterseibel: Hang on, what if Trump is just 30,000,000,000 corona viruses in a trench coat?!
• Mar 31, 2020 12:52 AMRT @ianjamesyoung70: I am approximately 1,000,000 per cent certain that Trump Googled "Seoul" specifically to make this observation and the…
• Mar 31, 2020 12:12 AMWe spotted the Grand Princess on our walk. Are the staff & crew still onboard? If so I really hope everyone is OK. https://t.co/kCyZVsX2Ai 📷
• Mar 31, 2020 12:02 AMToday’s after-school hike. https://t.co/AkzzJf22hq 📷
• Mar 30, 2020 11:56 PMGlide silently and carry a small branch. https://t.co/7lMxJ3qEnG 📷
• Mar 30, 2020 10:14 PMOrder now while the national supply-chains remain intact! https://t.co/aYHJMVDdWG 📷
• Mar 30, 2020 9:42 PMThat right-wing religious MyPillow CEO spiel was an insane and refreshing change from the usual Trump presser shitshow shenanigans.
• Mar 30, 2020 9:26 PMRT @Yamiche: President Trump at the coronavirus briefing just now reiterated that his hair is his. He said: My hair is blowing in the wind…
• Mar 30, 2020 9:14 PM@amdev @TwitterOneTeam https://t.co/6z643Ytshr 🎥
• Mar 30, 2020 8:27 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A cartoonish pen & ink drawing of a "bird”.
• Mar 30, 2020 7:52 PMCurrent home-schooling status. https://t.co/LjYTg6r8kI 📷
• Mar 30, 2020 7:44 PMLet's do O'Shaughnessy next @LondonBreed! https://t.co/OFVykWMw7p
• Mar 30, 2020 5:14 PM@petrillic I'm just trying to hear the audio over the screaming. :-)
• Mar 30, 2020 5:13 PM@APomazau @AahnaBrown https://t.co/JsaZdjFDxy
• Mar 30, 2020 5:12 PM@APomazau @AahnaBrown Near a park a few blocks from our house. We avoided the park itself due to narrow paths and stuck to the adjacent roa…
• Mar 30, 2020 5:11 PMIt's un-fucking-possible to do a conference call with kids in the room.
• Mar 30, 2020 4:06 PM@thenayudu Nope! It was a slow transformation.
• Mar 30, 2020 3:29 PMTFW when your kid’s distance learning app’s backend is throwing 500s. #hugops to the @Seesaw folks!
• Mar 30, 2020 2:15 PM@thenayudu Just wait until the birdwatching kicks in.
• Mar 30, 2020 1:45 PMRT @Niketa: Here's why @Yamiche is one of the toughest, smartest journalists out here. Here is #HerStory https://t.co/HY85kD6v06 🎥
• Mar 30, 2020 4:13 AM@arrdem Usual: lemon juice rosemary thyme whole grain mustard olive oil salt garlic pepper
• Mar 30, 2020 4:12 AM@arrdem Tonight lime juice, rosemary & garlic.
• Mar 30, 2020 4:06 AM@arrdem It was pork night at our compound too. Had to improvise on the marinade as supplies were low.
• Mar 30, 2020 3:49 AM@arrdem @networkjanitor how so?
• Mar 30, 2020 3:42 AM@arrdem How so? (genuinely curious) Feel free to DM me if you’d like.
• Mar 30, 2020 3:42 AM@arrdem Also, it’s worth pointing out that the previous Loony re-write was done by a KaOS engineer. ;-) /cc: @shatil https://t.co/OZ3UaOK… 🎥
• Mar 30, 2020 3:36 AM@arrdem The nice thing about Roster is that it allows for team composition to diverge from LDAP hierarchies.
• Mar 30, 2020 3:27 AM@arrdem go/branchingin
• Mar 30, 2020 3:22 AM@carriefernandez @richardrabbat We just wrap the chole in a tortilla with some rice and paneer (or regular shredded cheese) and the 6yo is …
• Mar 30, 2020 3:14 AM@cproppe @AahnaBrown But yeah, we are super conservative about our outdoor time and where we go.
• Mar 30, 2020 3:13 AM@cproppe @AahnaBrown Hey Colleen, thank you for the good vibes. Stay safe as well. Just trying to share the rare moments of normalcy betwee…
• Mar 30, 2020 2:56 AM@richardrabbat Google "chole".
• Mar 30, 2020 2:54 AMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/0w8ntuUW4I 📷
• Mar 30, 2020 2:49 AMRT @maggieNYT: https://t.co/7vVRQXbhrc
• Mar 30, 2020 2:41 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A pile of paper towels absorbs a puddle of...something on the floor of a BART elevator.
• Mar 30, 2020 2:34 AM@shatil https://t.co/jkIDwSoYot 📷
• Mar 30, 2020 2:31 AM@shatil Here’s my current project, scaled down for 6-year-olds: https://t.co/YFfTkS7eeB
• Mar 30, 2020 1:15 AMRT @jefposk: https://t.co/G2KJRlGKTV 📷
• Mar 30, 2020 1:07 AM@MelindaTaub "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy"
• Mar 30, 2020 1:05 AMRT @JohnPrineMusic: An update on John https://t.co/fPQbv0tLyB 📷
• Mar 29, 2020 11:20 PMThis afternoon’s socially-distant urban hike. https://t.co/Y05qum8STq 📷
• Mar 29, 2020 7:43 PM@jayholler https://t.co/5b1S24yy51 📷
• Mar 29, 2020 6:06 PM@ryanendean @AlexCVassar Holy shit, yes, *so* much laundry.
• Mar 29, 2020 6:01 PMRT @l4stewar: twitter has emerged as such a powerful tool for distributed creation and sharing of valuable knowledge during covid19. it is…
• Mar 29, 2020 6:01 PMThe apocalypse involves a lot more dishwashing then I expected.
• Mar 29, 2020 5:05 PMThere are less cars out there these days, but @LondonBreed should shut down as many streets to cars as possible.
• Mar 29, 2020 5:05 PMAnd avoid narrow sidewalks. Your best option is to run in the street. It’s safer for everyone.
• Mar 29, 2020 5:05 PMPSA: I know it’s tempting, but if you are going for a run, stay off narrow trails (like those in Glen Park Canyon).
• Mar 29, 2020 5:05 PMSaw a coyote and not too many cars on a fun run in the rain this AM. https://t.co/OuztSHCYz7 📷
• Mar 29, 2020 3:06 PMRT @chriscolin3000: Hi. I started a free kids’ neighborhood coronavirus newspaper. Editorial policy is YES. Non-neighborhood contributors w…
• Mar 29, 2020 2:48 PM@christhalinger I'm using this downtime to replenish the strategic Tweet reserve.
• Mar 29, 2020 5:00 AM@tmcarr Stay safe!
• Mar 29, 2020 4:46 AM@kpk Nope, that one’s all yours. :-)
• Mar 29, 2020 4:41 AM†I am bearish on the former, but bullish on the latter.
• Mar 29, 2020 4:41 AM*That is assuming humanity and Twitter exist in 2031.†
• Mar 29, 2020 4:41 AMThese bouts of insomnia at 2AM-4AM are a creative boon. Last night (or early this AM) I came up with something awesome to Tweet in 2031!*
• Mar 29, 2020 4:27 AMRT @humbertomoreira: Another hotel shows its heart in San Francisco... https://t.co/5qB8VeyNzc 📷
• Mar 28, 2020 11:47 PMSome books *should* be banned. https://t.co/3Ab5WKX8TV 📷
• Mar 28, 2020 10:14 PMToday’s social-distance hike. https://t.co/JuEEFj5PND 📷
• Mar 28, 2020 4:18 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A pen and ink drawing of Galactus.
• Mar 28, 2020 2:26 PMRT @arungupta: Apple has released a new app that provides up to date information on #COVID19 and interactive screening tool. App was built…
• Mar 28, 2020 12:20 PMRT @tagir_valeev: Yes, JetBrains works on collaborative editing support!
• Mar 28, 2020 9:43 AM@gmacisme 👋🏻
• Mar 28, 2020 5:12 AM@kpk Prior art on this from some unknown hero in Turkey: https://t.co/sgTG7GsckD https://t.co/UQaSP3DLJ4
• Mar 28, 2020 4:50 AM@towns @Scavino45 If there’s a list like that I’m probably already on it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Mar 28, 2020 4:49 AM@jennaabarham https://t.co/Tk5n4hN8Cb 🎥
• Mar 28, 2020 4:28 AMRT @dordogh: My friend was laid off today. She is in marketing/business development. Please let me know if you know of any opportunities fo…
• Mar 28, 2020 4:19 AMOk, sure...fine. I guess technically "Up" reduced me to a puddle of tears at the *beginning* of the movie, but still.
• Mar 28, 2020 4:16 AMWhat idiot called @Scavino45 "the White House Director of Social Media" instead of "Caddyhack"?
• Mar 28, 2020 4:09 AMFFS @pixar, I just watched "Onward" and can you just make *one* goddamn movie that doesn’t reduce me to a puddle of tears by the end?
• Mar 28, 2020 3:57 AM@Scavino45 What the fuck is wrong with you Dan?
• Mar 28, 2020 1:12 AM@lohitvijayarenu Congratulations!
• Mar 28, 2020 12:31 AMA short and socially-distant urban hike during a brief break in the school day. https://t.co/13XE924Wkm 📷
• Mar 28, 2020 12:02 AM@flaviowbrasil No school though. 🙏🏻
• Mar 27, 2020 10:40 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: Under a blue sky, brown cliffs and green trees loom over surfers floating in the ocean.
• Mar 27, 2020 7:29 PMRT @TwitterEng: One of our top priorities in these difficult times is to keep Twitter running and the Tweets flowing. Our work has never be…
• Mar 27, 2020 5:52 PMRT @DrMattMcCarthy: BREAKING: Italy reports 969 deaths today. That is the most fatalities by any country in a single day since the pandemic…
• Mar 27, 2020 5:34 AM@back40feet Spare tire?
• Mar 27, 2020 5:33 AM@back40feet Pot-belly? Beergut?
• Mar 27, 2020 4:14 AM@m2jr Driver 8
• Mar 27, 2020 4:12 AMRT @FitzTheReporter: BREAKING: Patient tests positive for coronavirus at Laguna Honda Hospital Six staff, four nurses and two janitors ha…
• Mar 27, 2020 3:22 AM@burritojustice I am extremely curious about this structure. It looks very chill. https://t.co/xIaa1J5Kye 📷
• Mar 27, 2020 3:12 AM@burritojustice This afternoon’s walk. https://t.co/DvCcgjSZSw 📷
• Mar 27, 2020 3:05 AM@marabou Softwareentwicklung
• Mar 27, 2020 2:39 AM@kdspaul @marius https://t.co/DuFNBmLZIK 🎥
• Mar 27, 2020 2:08 AM@marius @kdspaul Counterpoint: since I started WFH with two kids I have never TGIF’d this much in my whole life.
• Mar 27, 2020 1:56 AM@jellybeanjones @fvrojas https://t.co/n4lFheoBCt 🎥
• Mar 27, 2020 1:31 AM@jpd More of this, buddy. In these trying times, more of this.
• Mar 27, 2020 1:25 AMRT @RepBonnie: Today, I learned that the Department of Labor is suspending its affirmative action guidelines. For decades we have fought to…
• Mar 27, 2020 12:18 AMRT @Si_ximujin: The manager is cool and chill and all that, but the team is even cooler and more chill. 🧊 AND they are doing really challen…
• Mar 27, 2020 12:18 AMRT @kdspaul: We should start looking at 4 day work weeks now, every week is getting longer.
• Mar 26, 2020 11:48 PMSpotted this house finch on a socially-distant walk this afternoon. https://t.co/mB9CDKjFa7 📷
• Mar 26, 2020 10:04 PM@jvreeland26 https://t.co/KkYutd2Tse 👋 https://t.co/tyYayn4DLY 📷
• Mar 26, 2020 9:45 PM.@jvreeland26 observed that Trump's insane pressers serve as a focal point to channel our general frustration into specific & cathartic rage
• Mar 26, 2020 9:32 PMWhy the fuck are we talking about Tom Brady?
• Mar 26, 2020 9:24 PMRT @lizwiggi: Could we PLEASE wait until Dr Fauci says we are able to resume our former lives?
• Mar 26, 2020 8:51 PMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/ixfESLYMDR 📷
• Mar 26, 2020 7:34 PMRT @jmj: Zoom backgrounds will become an ad unit. If I could earn money during meetings, my background would look like Times Square. DM f…
• Mar 26, 2020 6:55 PMRT @hurrycane: Twitter is looking for an excellent engineering manager to lead the Search Infrastructure team. This is the team that builds…
• Mar 26, 2020 6:00 PMTold the 6yo it was “math time!" and her 20-month old little sister got super excited and made a beeline for the bath.
• Mar 26, 2020 12:40 PMRT @KenJennings: Quarantine, day 10. "Why are cows named Bossie, what is that even short for?" I say to my family as we sit in silence. No…
• Mar 26, 2020 12:32 PMRT @JeffDean: This is ridiculous, not to mention embarrassing.
• Mar 26, 2020 6:54 AM@accessaces The audio, that grinding vibration, is a bug in how audio is converted from iOS slo-motion to the encoded Twitter video.
• Mar 26, 2020 6:53 AM@accessaces The puddle's reflection shows a blue, sunny sky, in contrast to the visible grey sky seen on the horizon behind the puddle.
• Mar 26, 2020 6:52 AM@accessaces It's a slow-motion video of rain falling into a reflective puddle onto a wooden deck.
• Mar 26, 2020 6:40 AM@trisha_gee IKR?
• Mar 26, 2020 5:27 AM@djpardis COVID-19 is not "flu"!
• Mar 26, 2020 12:41 AMRT @sahilkapur: The Trump campaign just released a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this ad. https://t.c…
• Mar 26, 2020 12:25 AMRT @AnnieGaus: Can we establish some social distancing street etiquette? E.g., When I'm walking on the furthest possible edge of the sidewa…
• Mar 25, 2020 10:40 PMDon't @ Me. Home school ends at 2:45 PM. https://t.co/gqsnkgcfqn 📷
• Mar 25, 2020 9:42 PM@reecemarkowsky @B52Malmet @olgapokotylo22 Right back at you, buddy. Stay safe and healthy!
• Mar 25, 2020 9:36 PM@slyphon Hah. Fuck yeah. Do any IDEs support point-to-point collaborative editing? Seems like that would be a good thing to have right abou…
• Mar 25, 2020 9:31 PM@reecemarkowsky @B52Malmet @olgapokotylo22 Thanks Reece. I've reported it.
• Mar 25, 2020 8:41 PMRT @jvreeland26: False.
• Mar 25, 2020 8:38 PMI strongly encourage the appearance of kids, dogs, cats, fish, whatever on all video calls. Just stop typing so goddamn loud. https://t.co/…
• Mar 25, 2020 8:17 PMThis guy is a clear and presidential danger to our country. Also "LameStream Media"? My six-year old has better insult game than @POTUS. h…
• Mar 25, 2020 7:55 PMRT @Litig8rS: @causalinf @rabois @jbjakub @zachweinberg Twitter is not the place where we show our work, weirdo.
• Mar 25, 2020 7:51 PMAnd a Happy Birthday to Aahna’s awesome Grandpa! Looking forward to a multi-generational socially-distant birthday dinner tonight. https://… 📷
• Mar 25, 2020 7:51 PMHappy Birthday to this awesome 6yo. Amazed at how these kids are taking this strange time in stride. https://t.co/RGSgTcPHmv 📷
• Mar 25, 2020 6:21 PM@flaviowbrasil Our school has been doing SeeSaw, but our student is a 6yo Kindergartener.
• Mar 25, 2020 4:48 PM@realDonaldTrump Christ what an asshole.
• Mar 25, 2020 4:05 PM@Jackpocket 🤔
• Mar 25, 2020 2:58 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A pen & ink drawing of a balding man with dead eyes wearing a t-shirt.
• Mar 25, 2020 2:45 PMRT @SFBART: ☀️Good morning. Late last night the US Senate reached a deal on a coronavirus stimulus deal that includes $25B for transit syst…
• Mar 25, 2020 2:27 PM@RepThomasMassie Lol. What?
• Mar 25, 2020 1:51 AMCurrent sun shower status. https://t.co/ww0jkzIzrW 🎥
• Mar 24, 2020 10:06 PMShe does this on many, if not most, of Trump's COVID-19 pressers. Strong follow.
• Mar 24, 2020 10:06 PMI'm watching the presser while following this thread from @ClaraJeffery. Excellent way to get signal from the noise. https://t.co/W4qVvx6hST
• Mar 24, 2020 10:01 PMTrump pumping up Birx during his opening statement in order to reduce Fauci's profile. Birx follows the party line a bit more than Fauci.
• Mar 24, 2020 9:43 PM@sfchronicle I ♡ BART for continuing with their HQ project. I hope *knocks on wood* that as they face operational challenges they are able …
• Mar 24, 2020 8:34 PM@MDuppler @guypbenson You mean trying to ensure we have some sort of functioning economy after we get out of this crisis? Why is that "unbe…
• Mar 24, 2020 8:21 PMDeath cult. What else can you call it other than a death cult? https://t.co/JPgXvSJLTy
• Mar 24, 2020 7:59 PMRT @nachosarah: it’s impressive that this pandemic has made trump go from being really stupid and evil to outrageously motherfucking stupid…
• Mar 24, 2020 7:47 PMRT @firepile: who did this💀 https://t.co/oLAMYTVzBJ 📷
• Mar 24, 2020 6:27 PMRT @igb: Our local independent bookstore, @birdandbeckett, has a 501(c)3 non-profit to help fund it's live music & spoken word events. http…
• Mar 24, 2020 5:35 PMRT @NYGovCuomo: I do not understand the reluctance to use the federal Defense Production Act to manufacture ventilators. If not now, when?
• Mar 24, 2020 5:35 PM@gmacisme We’re not.
• Mar 24, 2020 4:22 PM@porkys22 @igb has been in lockdown for a few days now. ;-)
• Mar 24, 2020 4:21 PMCurrent Twitter Survey/shelter in place status: https://t.co/q0Ow6qJD2N 📷
• Mar 24, 2020 4:04 PMRT @HillaryClinton: Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
• Mar 24, 2020 3:46 PMRT @RealSexyCyborg: This is a DIY PAPR (https://t.co/iwmAPm4hdR) HEPA filtered air is blown in under pressure, exhalation passes through a…
• Mar 24, 2020 2:12 PM@DanJackson415 @payphony Congratulations!
• Mar 24, 2020 11:07 AMRT @FrankMcRae: Virologists know way more about viruses than economists know about the economy
• Mar 24, 2020 5:45 AMThe @PTI podcast is back and it’s what I needed right now.
• Mar 24, 2020 5:30 AM@petrillic I mean, what have we got to lose?
• Mar 24, 2020 5:28 AM@patrickchalmer6 @maccoinnich Ok, I’m listening. Where are you from? What SF "policies” haven’t worked and how are they different than your…
• Mar 24, 2020 5:21 AM@megsraye We’re all here for each other.
• Mar 24, 2020 4:59 AM@44 Yeah. It’s a weird call. IDK... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Mar 24, 2020 4:52 AM@44 I mean, we have those fruit & produce checks on the border already, right?
• Mar 24, 2020 4:47 AM@Scavino45 You and your infomercial huckster boss can fuck right off. Let Fauci handle the medical and health information, OK?
• Mar 24, 2020 4:37 AMRT @Rtreatwilliams: My son said watching Trump do a press conference is like watching the kid who didn’t read the book give his book report.
• Mar 24, 2020 3:18 AM@kaoudis @APomazau 👆
• Mar 24, 2020 3:08 AM@mokomull @arrdem I’ll allow it.
• Mar 24, 2020 3:01 AM@keeth That’s a hell of a throwback, Keith. Current status: https://t.co/Md3YLZBd8a 🎥
• Mar 24, 2020 2:40 AM@gasca I mean, the amount of physical socializing *during* this shit is irrational AF, so...yeah.
• Mar 24, 2020 2:37 AM@arrdem I’m no fan of monorepos, but if you have them, they should be homogeneous lang-wise and/or runtime-wise.
• Mar 24, 2020 2:35 AM@arrdem Or at least in the JVM monorepo.
• Mar 24, 2020 2:34 AM@arrdem If you are not part of the JVM ecosystem I’m not sure why you’d be in the monorepo.
• Mar 24, 2020 1:52 AM@arrdem That’s my secret, Reid...I’m always subtweeting. https://t.co/XnmtHmqiHf 🎥
• Mar 24, 2020 1:50 AM@arrdem How about recommending other peoples DM conversations because of high engagement?
• Mar 24, 2020 1:48 AM@arrdem Also get rid of the chronological order and replace with the algo.
• Mar 24, 2020 1:40 AMRT @electrolemon: oh wow what to heck i also have $35 dollars for the first person that might be in need of a lil cash right now and can DM…
• Mar 24, 2020 1:32 AM@egd I LOL’d. Thank you for that.
• Mar 24, 2020 1:14 AMThe owl looks at books. The sele [sic] sits in the sea. https://t.co/sMXVSgzfuQ 📷
• Mar 24, 2020 1:14 AMRT @MattOswaltVA: thank God none of our grandparents watch FOX News
• Mar 24, 2020 12:55 AMRT @maccoinnich: Republicans, 2009: Obamacare will result in death panels Republicans, 2020: we need to kill old people for the economy
• Mar 24, 2020 12:54 AMRT @mikeindustries: We are going to fail this marshmallow test in the worst possible way.
• Mar 24, 2020 12:50 AMRT @is_ms_dead: No. I might even get some hackweek projects.
• Mar 24, 2020 12:48 AM/cc: @junwang123 https://t.co/SH8ZgGBAre
• Mar 24, 2020 12:44 AM@DrJorts Shame!
• Mar 24, 2020 12:04 AM@materialist_jew Oh no. Wishing you a speedy recovery Ajay!
• Mar 23, 2020 9:00 PMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/u9gY0UvO1q 📷
• Mar 23, 2020 8:15 PM@SenJohnKennedy @Scavino45 Stop with this noise, Dan. We have too much to deal with right now.
• Mar 23, 2020 5:25 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A stylized elephant head with Mickey Mouse© ears, black circle eyes, and a truncated trunk is drawn in black ink on whit…
• Mar 23, 2020 4:21 AM@EJaneL @presidiosf Bee kind to each other. From a distance.
• Mar 23, 2020 3:57 AMGood stuff. But the @gillianwelch t-shirt? 💯 https://t.co/CjJYLMTcwU
• Mar 23, 2020 3:51 AM@realDonaldTrump WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
• Mar 23, 2020 3:47 AM@sayrer @wm personal *wheezes*
• Mar 23, 2020 3:45 AM@ripleymt @realDonaldTrump I mean, yeah, he *is* pretty messed up. Glad you finally see it my way.
• Mar 23, 2020 3:30 AM@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @washingtonpost "Gee! That’s too bad!" Grow the fuck up before you kill us all.
• Mar 23, 2020 3:24 AMRT @wendymac: Monday Funday! 10am pst over on instagram live. See you tomorrow! https://t.co/pHDSZd4J8B https://t.co/wnjN6eCy2Z 📷
• Mar 23, 2020 3:20 AMRT @CarCarPetach: One of my first jobs was as a "paintball geek" on the boardwalk. Ten hours a day, seven days a week, in the middle of sum…
• Mar 23, 2020 2:54 AM@ripleymt @realDonaldTrump Perfect? No. Able to speak a coherent sentence? Yes. A better leader than our President? Yes. Not a #MAGA bo…
• Mar 23, 2020 2:22 AM@christhalinger All of my Tweets are underrated.
• Mar 23, 2020 12:31 AMWe are stupid and (maybe) contagious. https://t.co/pA3X3sBtS8
• Mar 22, 2020 11:05 PM"Giving the drug. Through mouth. On Tuesday." - @realDonaldTrump
• Mar 22, 2020 10:48 PMRT @Yamiche: Classic example of President Trump. Trump speaking at the beginning of this press conference with prepared remarks: "No Ameri…
• Mar 22, 2020 10:42 PMRT @Yamiche: What a moment. President Trump: "Romney is in isolation? Gee. That's too bad." Q: Is that sarcasm? Trump: "None, whatsoever…
• Mar 22, 2020 10:21 PM@Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump Quit calling it that, you racist hack. Everyone except you idiots calls it "coronavirus" or "COVID-19". Just st…
• Mar 22, 2020 10:04 PMRT @Manda_like_wine: Trump reads his speeches like he's trying to rush a bedtime story to get to the glass of wine.
• Mar 22, 2020 9:22 PM@tedd5u @NYGovCuomo @GavinNewsom @GovPritzker @PhilMurphyNJ https://t.co/sTna7cJoNb 🎥
• Mar 22, 2020 9:03 PM@davidfowl Happy birthday!
• Mar 22, 2020 9:01 PMRT @AstroAnnimal: 1/ One thing astronauts have to be good at: living in confined spaces for long periods of time. Find yourself in a simila…
• Mar 22, 2020 8:59 PM@srw @44 Sigh.
• Mar 22, 2020 8:58 PM@taylorleese Like a built-in one? Or did one of you fish nerds put one on their desk?
• Mar 22, 2020 8:56 PM@44 @srw I’m afraid to see what Lindamar looks like.
• Mar 22, 2020 8:48 PM@nicktornow Bailed to the streets so I could leave sidewalk to get around others at a safe distance. 😬
• Mar 22, 2020 8:47 PM@nicktornow Just got back from a run. Trails were too narrow at peak time to practice safe social distance when passing others. https://t.c… 📷
• Mar 22, 2020 8:43 PM@taylorleese We...we had fish in the office?
• Mar 22, 2020 5:00 PMWe are currently at whatever stage of social distance & quarantine this is. https://t.co/WOrROyAMXd 🎥
• Mar 22, 2020 2:08 PMRT @Pinboard: Was Biden even real, or a figment of our imaginations? Was he simply a corporate patronus summoned from the mists of the ethe…
• Mar 22, 2020 11:58 AMRT @meakoopa: ive been working on these 95 theses for months and the bishop of rome just...tweeted it out
• Mar 22, 2020 11:55 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A mashup of the Grateful Dead’s iconic “Steal Your Face" logo and the horned skull of Glenn Danzig’s blues/metal band "S…
• Mar 22, 2020 11:34 AM@cbogie Happy birthday!
• Mar 22, 2020 11:32 AM@amyf @nickfarrow76 Happy birthday!
• Mar 22, 2020 5:05 AMRT @scottjshapiro: Don’t understand the panic. Most of the land mass does not have the virus. https://t.co/DbNl2qAx09 📷
• Mar 22, 2020 5:05 AM@cbrewsayso Also run it.
• Mar 22, 2020 5:01 AM@mattbytes Where the hell do you live?
• Mar 22, 2020 4:59 AM@gasca You are not crazy.
• Mar 22, 2020 2:35 AMEvening walk. https://t.co/nnfW9UWXwv 📷
• Mar 22, 2020 12:37 AM@mikehahn_ @Scavino45 @parscale @POTUS I stand corrected: nobody but @Scavino45, @parscale, @realDonaldTrump, and some rando magabot named …
• Mar 21, 2020 10:17 PMRT @NegatedVoid: I've made a couple hundred bottles of hand sanitizer to donate. Should end up with over a thousand. https://t.co/OQawb3HWTS 📷
• Mar 21, 2020 9:56 PM@benaiahsantos @bennygold Leinies! #OnWisconsin
• Mar 21, 2020 9:55 PM@bennygold Pretty good so far. Feeling pretty fortunate given what’s going on and what might go on. Stay safe & healthy!
• Mar 21, 2020 9:42 PMDonating is a great way to support a local business (a bookstore!) that in turn helps support the local SF jazz, poetry, & art scene. https…
• Mar 21, 2020 9:42 PMOur local independent bookstore, @birdandbeckett, has a 501(c)3 non-profit to help fund it's live music & spoken word events. https://t.co/…
• Mar 21, 2020 8:43 PMRT @brunoborges: Can we now stipulate #Internet as a basic human need like water, sewage, and electricity?
• Mar 21, 2020 8:38 PM@ptraughber Almost all of them.
• Mar 21, 2020 8:37 PMRT @pgarg: Current Status. It’s been a long week. https://t.co/5dmSODACMg 📷
• Mar 21, 2020 6:59 PMRT @DanPriceSeattle: I'm CEO of a small company that processes payments for other small biz. Our data shows 50% of small biz revenue is gon…
• Mar 21, 2020 4:38 PMRT @_RyanKirk: This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men We're losing $1 for every $.79 wom…
• Mar 21, 2020 4:21 PM@christhalinger Do...do you golf?
• Mar 21, 2020 2:52 PMThe Neverending Story https://t.co/YX0tT2saCO 📷
• Mar 21, 2020 2:48 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A brush-pen ink drawing of a detail copied from Yiying Lu’s iconic "Fail Whale" illustration.
• Mar 21, 2020 10:06 AMCurrent status: https://t.co/MFy7ZhhdRj 🎥
• Mar 21, 2020 8:33 AMWelp, woke the toddler, so now I'm sitting uncomfortably on the floor by her crib thinking about things while scrolling through Twitter.
• Mar 21, 2020 8:11 AMWelp, that was a restful three hours of sleep. Time to wake up and think about things while scrolling through Twitter,
• Mar 21, 2020 7:32 AMRT @gregeganSF: “Tangled Up”: a very short story from 1985 that I’ve just put online, on my web site. https://t.co/DMWvcifyCw
• Mar 20, 2020 11:40 PM@amdev You are more like Eliza, but for dad jokes.
• Mar 20, 2020 11:33 PMRT @PoliticusSarah: Trump has an epic meltdown and goes on a screed about the media when he is asked what he would tell people who are scar…
• Mar 20, 2020 11:28 PMCurrently operating under the assumption that everyone I interact with on a video conference is a deepfake simulation/bot.
• Mar 20, 2020 11:25 PM@DHS_Wolf @Scavino45 You totally fucking should do a national lockdown.
• Mar 20, 2020 11:24 PMRT @john_coomes: Hello @realDonaldTrump. Do this. Today. https://t.co/XDOalB9qAk
• Mar 20, 2020 7:53 PMRT @MikeJudge: https://t.co/fhA9Ykpqbz 📷
• Mar 20, 2020 6:43 PMRT @TimMacAndErny: Just in case quarantined Paris wasn’t disorientating enough: my neighbourhood was being used as a film set when the lock…
• Mar 20, 2020 6:41 PM@jonwurster Gonna have to listen to some BOC deep cuts I guess.
• Mar 20, 2020 6:38 PMRT @jonwurster: If having a nice conversation about Blue Öyster Cult and Guided By Voices with a total stranger in a car 10 feet away is th…
• Mar 20, 2020 6:34 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: Nerds take a selfie in the sun.
• Mar 20, 2020 5:15 PMHow does the White House press corps keep themselves from throwing their shoes at this guy?
• Mar 20, 2020 5:09 PMRT @DrJorts: You know this screen you get right before joining a Google Meet? @fmborghino called this the "airlock" yesterday and I can't s…
• Mar 20, 2020 3:11 PMCan’t believe we are running late for home school. 🤦🏼
• Mar 20, 2020 12:53 PMRT @LukasHenselEcon: My partner and I traveled from London Heathrow to Beijing yesterday. Given the current #COVID19 situation, I thought t…
• Mar 20, 2020 5:28 AM@burritojustice Love cherts.
• Mar 20, 2020 5:22 AMRT @expliKateD: Days like today I feel very very very lucky to work for @stitchfix. ❤️
• Mar 20, 2020 5:20 AMRT @Alounatix: finding balance 🧘‍♀️ https://t.co/NQNqPHrV3P 📷
• Mar 20, 2020 5:18 AMRT @miguelrios: I guess I’ll rt Tucker Carson.
• Mar 20, 2020 3:35 AMRT @danielsgoldman: HEALTH UPDATE: Today we got confirmation that my wife tested positive for #COVID19, but thankfully, our three children…
• Mar 20, 2020 1:55 AM@jhamlett Feel like? Fuck, it’s pretty much a recurring meeting on my calendar.
• Mar 20, 2020 1:32 AMCurrent FaceTime™ playdate status. https://t.co/mfsUPpW2qn 📷
• Mar 19, 2020 10:28 PMRT @RebeccaForBART: Starting Monday, BART will temporarily reduce service hours based on ridership data. Read more on this and other steps…
• Mar 19, 2020 10:28 PMRT @RebeccaForBART: If you want to help BART and other transit agencies get financial help from the state and federal government to close h…
• Mar 19, 2020 10:24 PMRT @jamesiry: OH: This was also the era of XML databases, which were going to take over the world until everyone agreed never to speak of t…
• Mar 19, 2020 4:39 PMJFC
• Mar 19, 2020 4:00 PM@npbtracker Hello.
• Mar 19, 2020 3:49 PM"A very exciting time for medicine."
• Mar 19, 2020 3:45 PMThis is excruciating. There's really no need for @realDonaldTrump to speak directly to the American people.
• Mar 19, 2020 3:44 PMRT @ritaparada: This is how the system works, people with knowledge, skilled people with lots of expertise do the hard work and then a ****…
• Mar 19, 2020 1:48 PMRT @SFBART: BART continues to provide service during Shelter in Place. Riders we spotted on our trains today: health care professionals, ai…
• Mar 19, 2020 1:45 PM@spiderwebsoft 44
• Mar 19, 2020 10:44 AMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/EHWnyuslGz 📷
• Mar 19, 2020 10:13 AMRT @delbius: An important update on our approach to handling harmful and misleading content related to COVID-19:
• Mar 19, 2020 10:02 AM@benj_fry @LyndseyFry4 On the upside I can now count backwards from 10 to 1 en español.
• Mar 19, 2020 10:00 AM@benj_fry @LyndseyFry4 It’s day two of homeschool for us tomorrow. Gonna try and juggle work with it, but... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Mar 19, 2020 9:50 AM@benj_fry We’re all in this together. It’ll start feeling normal in a bit. I think. But goddamn it is an intense and abrupt adjustment.
• Mar 19, 2020 9:39 AM@benj_fry We’re all pretty restless, on edge, and up in the middle of the night. :-) FWIW normal colds still happening.
• Mar 19, 2020 4:31 AM@jayholler @Apple Counterpoint: we all gotta eat and we (@Twitter) are still running ads.
• Mar 19, 2020 3:34 AMRT @Schwarzenegger: Stay. At. Home. That means you, too, spring breakers. https://t.co/jUOgjLaOGN 🎥
• Mar 19, 2020 3:31 AMRT @HillaryClinton: The president is turning to racist rhetoric to distract from his failures to take the coronavirus seriously early on, m…
• Mar 19, 2020 3:25 AMRT @flaviowbrasil: And... it just arrived 🤣 https://t.co/rBlbrWh2vo 📷
• Mar 19, 2020 3:14 AMRT @ElizLuke: My poor mom was supposed to have the grand opening for her restaurant Salento this weekend. She’s poured so much into it for…
• Mar 19, 2020 3:10 AMRT @LiquidFaerie: While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for cor…
• Mar 19, 2020 3:08 AMIt is a comfort and a curse that we are all in this together.
• Mar 19, 2020 3:07 AM@retroporter @dominicholden My condolences, Gregg. Stay safe.
• Mar 19, 2020 2:57 AMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/4g4uDbni1Y 📷
• Mar 19, 2020 2:28 AM"I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to take personal responsibility and to avoid even small gatherings." https://t.co/T7SmWOurMA
• Mar 19, 2020 1:43 AMRT @TonyPrintezis: #quarantinirita Like a margarita but made at home. And with extra booze. https://t.co/kPx5aE0L09 📷
• Mar 19, 2020 1:42 AMRT @posco: Death Cab for Cutie fans, Ben Gibbard doing live youtube shows (one just started): https://t.co/1bT1cl6QPb
• Mar 19, 2020 1:41 AMRT @squarecog: For some reason, I was reached out to for 3 unusually intriguing VP Eng type roles in the past week. I'm not looking but if…
• Mar 19, 2020 12:13 AMRT @gmacisme: @slyphon i’ll start a punk band called Social Distancing.
• Mar 18, 2020 11:39 PMRT @satanjeev: I always knew teachers in general, and my kids' teachers in particular, are super heroes. Now I don't just know it, I feel i…
• Mar 18, 2020 10:30 PMWelp, unsurprisingly, today has confirmed my long-held belief that teachers are profoundly underappreciated, undervalued, and underpaid.
• Mar 18, 2020 9:27 PM@andypiper "Everything."
• Mar 18, 2020 8:24 PMHey there, @Scavino45, you racist hack. Nobody except you, @parscale, and @POTUS are calling it that. https://t.co/iBByZqMPuz
• Mar 18, 2020 8:17 PM@JakePugh Courage, mon ami.
• Mar 18, 2020 8:13 PMAnyway, I guess we are learning together!
• Mar 18, 2020 8:13 PMTeaching my kid español would be a lot easier if I knew español.
• Mar 18, 2020 7:41 PMRT @jack: Sending cash out to folks. Drop your cashtag https://t.co/foX5IYVtEe
• Mar 18, 2020 6:08 PM@DanJackson415 You all got this!
• Mar 18, 2020 6:07 PM@synecdotal Assuming you shut your laptop before you started to dance.
• Mar 18, 2020 5:34 PMRT @lindsay_crider: 9 to 5 (WFH edition) https://t.co/ne0jubrPgc 🎥
• Mar 18, 2020 4:13 PMWe’ve reached the "debugging the home network" part of distance education and homeschooling.
• Mar 18, 2020 2:08 PM@realDonaldTrump @POTUS 1) that’s a racist AF 2) what fucking time is the "news conference"?
• Mar 18, 2020 1:37 PM@teresa @Twitter https://t.co/DGa97DaFsR 🎥
• Mar 18, 2020 1:03 PM@e_hoogendoorn @joyousx @foo_winston How do we get our blocks tho?
• Mar 18, 2020 12:59 PMLast, a shoutout to the remaining Tweeps from my NHO class: @joyousx, @e_hoogendoorn, & @foo_winston! Hope you are all still here in a year!
• Mar 18, 2020 12:57 PMAnyway, I’m proud and grateful to have worked with all the Tweeps to keep all of that happening. #LoveWhereYouWork
• Mar 18, 2020 12:57 PMPeople (and bots) inventing new ways of creating art in less than 140^H^H^H 280 characters.
• Mar 18, 2020 12:57 PMEverywhere you look on Twitter there’s imagination and innovation.
• Mar 18, 2020 12:57 PMIt’s also full of incredibly witty and gifted people tweeting the funniest, dumbest, and weirdest jokes.
• Mar 18, 2020 12:57 PMIt’s been abused by racists and fascist, and it’s a vector of propaganda, but it’s also where anyone can tweet truth to power.
• Mar 18, 2020 12:57 PM...it’s also a place where people come together in times of crisis, to share information, and to help each other.
• Mar 18, 2020 12:57 PMWhile Twitter is arguably an existence proof of @ziobrando’s law...
• Mar 18, 2020 12:57 PMToday marks my 7th year working for @Twitter. It's been a privilege to work with so many awesome and talented folks over the years.
• Mar 18, 2020 12:57 PMRT @meakoopa: starting to see why they always make this part of the zombie movie into a zippy montage
• Mar 18, 2020 12:03 PM@realDonaldTrump Stop calling it that. Shame on you.
• Mar 18, 2020 11:41 AMRT @ptraughber: Really wish we would close Golden Gate Park or at least JFK Drive to private vehicle traffic during the shelter in place. I…
• Mar 18, 2020 11:40 AMRT @JasonLeopold: NEW: Citing the global outbreak of #coronavirus, FBI has placed a significant limit on how Americans can learn about the…
• Mar 18, 2020 12:30 AM@cbogie Twitter is now 100% remote for interviews at every stage.
• Mar 18, 2020 12:21 AM@cbogie For sure. Let people, especially those early in their career who haven’t been through a downturn before, know there are jobs out th…
• Mar 18, 2020 12:01 AMRT @TransbayC: Sign our petition to demand legislators and state officials prioritize emergency funding for Bay Area public transit agencie…
• Mar 18, 2020 12:01 AMRT @RebeccaForBART: Please sign this petition and share it widely. Bay Area transit ridership and fares have plummeted, and expected drop i…
• Mar 17, 2020 11:39 PMTrying to convince @pgarg to cut my hair.
• Mar 17, 2020 11:03 PM@heyjoshua @firepile I’m on #TeamDog
• Mar 17, 2020 6:30 PMRT @hknightsf: Good news! Just confirmed with the mayor's office it is OK under the shut down order to drive to hiking trails, beaches, etc…
• Mar 17, 2020 4:26 PMRT @ptraughber: It’s difficult to maintain 6 feet of distance when our sidewalks for 4 feet wide. This is a reminder of the absurdity of de…
• Mar 17, 2020 4:15 PMWatching "My Little Pony" and a livestream of @jack at the same time.
• Mar 17, 2020 3:55 PMIt’s not the economy, stupid.
• Mar 17, 2020 3:54 PMRT @RebeccaForBART: BART lost ~$5 million last week in fare revenue, will lose much more in coming weeks. Muni's losing $1 million weekly.…
• Mar 17, 2020 3:23 PMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/GRykH4wvg3 📷
• Mar 17, 2020 2:01 PMRT @CahnEmily: If you are wondering why Trump randomly attacked Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, it's because of this. https://t.co/NXLyhlPF…
• Mar 17, 2020 1:16 PMHappy Birthday shoutout to @jhamlett! Stay safe buddy! Everyone else, follow Jeff for middle-aged Midwest-hipster sartorialism.
• Mar 17, 2020 12:59 PMWell, finally some good news. https://t.co/HTFfVmUufV
• Mar 17, 2020 12:35 PMRT @tedlieu: Dear @realDonaldTrump: You have the power under the Defense Production Act to begin mass production of equipment necessary to…
• Mar 17, 2020 5:27 AMBut we need to make sure the people who have been taking care of these kids still have the income they depend on.
• Mar 17, 2020 5:27 AMWe are keeping our kid at home until whenever because that’s the safest option for all of us.
• Mar 17, 2020 5:25 AMHey @BrightHorizons, we’ll keep paying you if you keep paying your staff and teachers, deal?
• Mar 17, 2020 5:15 AM@14Myards @AliciaTrost @SFBART Seriously. Great work by those folks.
• Mar 17, 2020 5:08 AM@catsynth Happy Birthday Amanda!
• Mar 17, 2020 5:07 AM@micheltmcd @jdecked It’s worth reaching out to your GP.
• Mar 17, 2020 4:41 AM@tedd5u Me too, Tim. Me too.
• Mar 17, 2020 4:07 AM@realDonaldTrump You and @Scavino45 are racist dicks.
• Mar 17, 2020 4:01 AMRT @RebeccaForBART: Millbrae/San Francisco bound BART train at West Oakland this morning. Everyone has their own seat or two seats, no one…
• Mar 17, 2020 4:00 AM@msilver Markup is still there. Click the <> icon on the WYSIWYG PAGE.
• Mar 17, 2020 3:56 AM@ysr1729 We are doing 100%.
• Mar 17, 2020 3:28 AMRT @DavidKPiano: GitHub is acquiring all of npm. That's going to take them forever to download.
• Mar 17, 2020 2:51 AMRT @firepile: Christ.
• Mar 16, 2020 10:49 PMTHIS IS MAKING WFH SUPER CHILL
• Mar 16, 2020 9:19 PMIF I TOGGLE IT THE KEYBOARD SWITCHES TO देवनागरी
• Mar 16, 2020 9:05 PMMY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK
• Mar 16, 2020 7:21 PM@c0ngwang 😂
• Mar 16, 2020 2:33 PM@satanjeev https://t.co/As5yPzTZtW https://t.co/U1Bxl7fVlO
• Mar 16, 2020 2:31 PMRT @NWSBayArea: Snow in the East Bay Hills. Did you have snow? If so, how much? Send us your pics. Thanks. #cawx
• Mar 16, 2020 2:27 PMRT @JenniferJJacobs: ////BREAKING: U.S. Health and Human Services Department suffered a cyber-attack on its computer system Sunday night du…
• Mar 16, 2020 1:33 PMRT @danpfeiffer: Smart. Imagine what the virus could do with that information
• Mar 16, 2020 1:02 PMRT @joshbloch: This is a long shot, but if anyone works for a news outlet, and wants an op-ed about the March 23 Supreme Court hearing on A…
• Mar 16, 2020 12:43 PMRT @BrigidWD: in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out
• Mar 16, 2020 5:18 AMRT @jdawsey1: Azar won’t say how many ventilators the US has on hand to fight coronavirus. He cites “national security.”
• Mar 16, 2020 5:13 AM@SFBART I ♡ BART
• Mar 16, 2020 5:12 AMRT @SFBART: Communicating data is important. It shows: ✅People are staying home if they can ✅There are people who must report to work and t…
• Mar 16, 2020 5:06 AMRT @BrantlyWx: 🚔 “Your actions are jeopardizing public health.” – New Orleans Police as they clear crowds from Bourbon Street. #coronavirus…
• Mar 16, 2020 4:56 AM@BernardKerik @realDonaldTrump You’ve been bought and paid for a few times, you grifting crook. Delete your account, you dangerous fraud.
• Mar 16, 2020 4:46 AM@secretasianman @grep_art I knew it was Seymour!
• Mar 16, 2020 4:46 AMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/EmzF6ZNpwi 📷
• Mar 16, 2020 4:41 AM@jenniferfraser @stabby_lambda We also hire remote.
• Mar 16, 2020 4:41 AMRT @stabby_lambda: My wife was just laid off because of corona. I’m out of work because I’ve been going through coding boot camp. I just fi…
• Mar 16, 2020 4:02 AMOn Sunday we usually have dinner at my parent’s house. Can’t risk exposing them so tonight we all shared a table over the internet. https:/… 📷
• Mar 16, 2020 3:46 AM@James26248245 @Scavino45 Are all you #MAGA accounts on Twitter this fake?
• Mar 16, 2020 3:40 AM@Scavino45 Delete your account.
• Mar 16, 2020 3:21 AM@brewer45187817 @d49ers1 @snowscum Keep taking those English lessons, товарищ.
• Mar 16, 2020 1:15 AMRT @flaviowbrasil: Update: after a few stores and a few websites, this is the only one I could order. Expensive but definitely worth it htt…
• Mar 15, 2020 11:38 PMRT @flaviowbrasil: Weeks ago: “I won’t panic buy toilet paper, I’m above that” 🧐 Today: “shit, we’ll probably run out of toilet paper” 😫 ht…
• Mar 15, 2020 9:39 PMMore social distance with the family on San Franciso’s country roads. https://t.co/0Pv94u8m1I 📷
• Mar 15, 2020 9:06 PM@rlotun @satanjeev @sagemintblue Nothing over here.
• Mar 15, 2020 7:53 PMRT @brianschatz: Even those of us who are devoting our political lives to beating you at the ballot box are rooting for your to just pull y…
• Mar 15, 2020 6:50 PM@K8Ehawkes This him? https://t.co/UI81sNzR1x https://t.co/1JkNyO4WOQ
• Mar 15, 2020 6:49 PM@K8Ehawkes That was most likely Emperor Norton.
• Mar 15, 2020 6:40 PM@jayholler @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown @pgarg On the upside you aren’t homeschooling a 6-year old for the next month or two.
• Mar 15, 2020 5:53 PMRT @JoshConstine: Someone build a quarantine gamification app where you rack up points for minimizing movement of your GPS dot
• Mar 15, 2020 5:12 PM@realDonaldTrump What the fuck is your problem?
• Mar 15, 2020 5:11 PMDid some panic shopping this AM. https://t.co/Jy2uTiGW73 📷
• Mar 15, 2020 2:00 PMRT @ArunChaud: Hey @igb! Agent USA is online! Y'all you can play the best pandemic video game for free online while not spreading one! ht…
• Mar 15, 2020 1:57 PM@ArunChaud OMG
• Mar 15, 2020 10:19 AMRT @meakoopa: the coronavirus emptying the stadiums and turned professional wrestling's high-octane zaniness into a taut and terrifyingly t…
• Mar 15, 2020 3:55 AM@Scavino45 Get thee behind me Satan.
• Mar 15, 2020 3:45 AMRT @GovPritzker: The federal government needs to get its s@#t together.  NOW.
• Mar 15, 2020 3:44 AMRT @GovPritzker: The crowds & lines O’Hare are unacceptable & need to be addressed immediately. @realDonaldTrump @VP since this is the onl…
• Mar 15, 2020 3:42 AMRT @BrookeGMcDonald: This is the scene at O’Hare airport. The traveler who took the photo said it’s a 6-hour wait for bags then on to custo…
• Mar 15, 2020 3:06 AMRT @CAStateParks: Your safety is a priority to us. While most of our indoor spaces, including visitor centers & museums are closed, all out…
• Mar 15, 2020 2:51 AMCurrent #Frozen2 status. ❄️ https://t.co/TwAJSgTqhw 📷
• Mar 15, 2020 2:30 AM@amdev Sigh. https://t.co/6FEm9G9ymM
• Mar 15, 2020 2:27 AM@amdev I’m not trying to be mean.
• Mar 15, 2020 2:25 AMFollow @amdev for both. https://t.co/jGD1cV4Ire
• Mar 15, 2020 2:07 AMRT @dschonbe: It’s live already. For those of you figuring out the hours to bed time on this rainy day.
• Mar 15, 2020 1:33 AM@ptraughber @amdev @kayvz @MarSukkar We really should fund a dedicated PM & eng team. I mean, "Reach every person on the planet.", right?
• Mar 15, 2020 1:12 AM@amdev @TwitterA11y How can I even tell if a media Tweet has alt txt if I’m not using assistive technology?
• Mar 15, 2020 1:11 AM@amdev @TwitterA11y Yeah, it’s a hard problem. But should I RT a media Tweet that doesn’t have alt txt? https://t.co/R2MNYox8J0 https://t.c…
• Mar 15, 2020 1:03 AMHey @ptraughber & @kayvz, who’s the current PM for #a11y? 👆
• Mar 15, 2020 1:03 AMMaybe that alt txt is only visible to folks accessing the OG Tweet via my RT?
• Mar 15, 2020 1:03 AMHey @TwitterA11y, here’s an idea: If I RT a Tweet with an image that does not have alt txt I should be able to add alt txt to it.
• Mar 15, 2020 12:49 AMWe’re all in this together.
• Mar 15, 2020 12:47 AM@doriantaylor https://t.co/QYybh4p7q2 🎥
• Mar 15, 2020 12:40 AMRT @BUGPOSTING: customers love to tell you how crazy it is that you are still open and working at the bagel store as they come into the bag…
• Mar 14, 2020 11:41 PMRT @BeardedGenius: This 18 seconds is probably the best single piece of advice I’ve heard about the #coronavirus https://t.co/buDs1fhdwL 🎥
• Mar 14, 2020 11:15 PM@kpk Everything but "Lost In the Woods" will grow on you.
• Mar 14, 2020 9:51 PM@JamesLoduca @FilmCharlie Congrats!
• Mar 14, 2020 9:41 PMhttps://t.co/a7aSjKcNsM 🎥
• Mar 14, 2020 9:41 PMWe took a short walk in the rain to get some fresh air. Stuck to the country roads to avoid people. https://t.co/aIuOuLqbNj 📷
• Mar 14, 2020 7:32 PMRT @Coudal: This was a good idea when my wife @heidimcoudal put it together on Thursday night. Now that CPS schools are closing, it’s a bet…
• Mar 14, 2020 7:16 PM@towns Oh yeah. Scary. https://t.co/TruTHPQ3P3
• Mar 14, 2020 6:10 PMRT @goldman: But who amongst us hasn’t excitedly announced a website only to never actually build it.
• Mar 14, 2020 5:57 PMRT @SFBART: Ridership for Friday was 186,605. That is a 50% drop compared to the the average Friday in February. To keep you informed we…
• Mar 14, 2020 5:10 PMEveryone up there but Fauci and Birx is a bootlicking, unqualified hack. https://t.co/OkebuEqqRP 📷
• Mar 14, 2020 4:42 PMRT @sirjoancornella: https://t.co/Slq5jzfyKN 📷
• Mar 14, 2020 4:28 PMThe President on sports leagues cancelling seasons: "They want to get it over and with very little death."
• Mar 14, 2020 4:15 PM@realDonaldTrump Here's the link: https://t.co/FNcMYFqtFv
• Mar 14, 2020 4:14 PMHere's the link. https://t.co/FNcMYFqtFv Holy shit this administration sucks at communicating in a crisis.
• Mar 14, 2020 4:12 PMThis was Tweeted 13 minutes ago. Is there a link or something? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ /cc:@Scavino45 https://t.co/lDQOWBuScm
• Mar 14, 2020 4:00 PMAlso, WTF is the word "conference" capitalized in that Tweet?
• Mar 14, 2020 4:00 PMPlease, no. We've suffered enough. https://t.co/lDQOWBuScm
• Mar 14, 2020 3:57 PM@cmeik @Apple A network of friends and family already on the iPhone ecosystem and small children who can't handle the complexity of in-app …
• Mar 14, 2020 3:48 PMThis is great, but I wish @apple would open up FaceTime to allow third-party clients. They never will, of course. But one can dream. https:…
• Mar 14, 2020 3:38 PM@doodie just wait until the ants kick in
• Mar 14, 2020 3:28 PM@Mike_Pence @Scavino45 Hey Mike, the President *is* part of the vulnerable senior population, but I wouldn't say he was there for us.
• Mar 14, 2020 9:50 AMRT @tef_ebooks: that whole "fascists don't make the trains run on time, they shoot anyone who says the train is late" mood
• Mar 14, 2020 5:12 AMRT @tonyhawk: Please take care of yourselves, use vigilance in your hygiene (especially washing hands), and be mindful of others if you thi…
• Mar 14, 2020 4:04 AMHey @Scavino45, seriously, cut out the campaigning and propaganda you are Tweeting from the President’s account.
• Mar 14, 2020 1:12 AM@marabou That’s because all software is [censored] and is written by [censored].
• Mar 14, 2020 1:01 AMRT @LondonBreed: In response to coronavirus, today we announced: -Prohibition on non-essential events of 100+ people, -Moratorium on evict…
• Mar 14, 2020 12:19 AMRush hour. https://t.co/oSwNgCjz0G 📷
• Mar 13, 2020 9:50 PMRT @JRoche3MR: Hockey has been cancelled for like six hours and Canada solved coronavirus https://t.co/P7qVT7PcD1
• Mar 13, 2020 9:50 PMRT @jesperfj: Your own Video meeting app on Twilio in less than 5 minutes: https://t.co/kGvW1soXvA
• Mar 13, 2020 9:29 PMRT @Acyn: Yamiche questions the President on not taking responsibility vs. his decision to disband the White House pandemic team... The Pre…
• Mar 13, 2020 9:25 PMRT @chrisarvinsf: realized i've never posted some of the historic sf photos that i've manually colorized. it's (my) lunch time and everythi…
• Mar 13, 2020 7:36 PMThis fucken guy.
• Mar 13, 2020 7:36 PMRT @F6x: Just stick to the script, please.
• Mar 13, 2020 6:16 PMRT @Kasparov63: Long lines & empty shelves in stores and a leader nobody believes on TV saying everything is fine. Back in the USSR!
• Mar 13, 2020 6:16 PMIt always takes me a few hours of WFH to remember I can listen to music w/o headphones.
• Mar 13, 2020 6:08 PMRT @CompSciFact: '... the best programs are the ones written when the programmer is supposed to be working on something else.' -- Melinda V…
• Mar 13, 2020 4:28 PMI ♡ BART. With @AahnaBrown’s school closing next week this is the last BART trip with both of the girls for the next few...weeks? https:/… 📷
• Mar 13, 2020 4:24 PM@n8foo I now mostly just follow you to see what other eldritch horrors you are gonna uncover during your renovation work.
• Mar 13, 2020 4:13 PM@richardrabbat Just a heads up: there’s like 200 more miles of California on the other side of that bridge.
• Mar 13, 2020 3:49 PMRT @SFBART: What you need to know: “We are running at full service, and there is no plan to deviate from that full service,” General Manag…
• Mar 13, 2020 3:04 PMRT @skilldrick: Bring your kid to work from home day does not have as many cool activities as the usual BYKTWD
• Mar 13, 2020 12:03 PM@jayholler Smart move, Jay. Never give the cops your real name.
• Mar 13, 2020 11:57 AM@jeffvandermeer Ah yes, the Prisoner’s Dilemma in action.
• Mar 13, 2020 4:27 AMRT @sarahcuda: What happens when schools close? Every single gender fault-line in our society is about to erupt. We are about to see how 50…
• Mar 13, 2020 4:26 AMRT @skilldrick: Pretty sure the 5 Whys was invented by a parent of a toddler
• Mar 13, 2020 2:31 AM@SFBART I ♡ BART.
• Mar 13, 2020 2:31 AMRT @SFBART: This is absolutely not true. We are not considering reducing service. We have emergency plans in case we are forced to reduce…
• Mar 13, 2020 2:22 AM@realDonaldTrump Delete your account.
• Mar 13, 2020 2:19 AMPeople would have taken COVID-19 more seriously at the start if we’d put as much effort into it’s brand as we did with Spectre & Meltdown. … 📷
• Mar 13, 2020 1:43 AMRT @rebeccanagle: Look, I fully support banning travel from Europe to prevent the spread of infectious disease. I just think it’s 528 yea…
• Mar 13, 2020 1:43 AMHey @Scavino45, retweeting random COVID-19 content from around the world using the President’s account isn’t helping anyone. Cut it out.
• Mar 13, 2020 1:35 AMRT @allinwithchris: Chris Hayes on Trump’s disastrous leadership in the era of coronavirus: “This has been the fear…since day one when we…
• Mar 13, 2020 1:18 AM@expliKateD @AahnaBrown I left out the pictures of the parent chaperones trying to get 20 five-year olds to wash their hands after using th…
• Mar 13, 2020 1:05 AM@satanjeev @expliKateD @AahnaBrown Word from docents is parks close soon.
• Mar 12, 2020 11:33 PMScenes from an ill-advised field trip to Muir Woods. https://t.co/rX9FO52cTo 📷
• Mar 12, 2020 10:17 PM@F6x 😭
• Mar 12, 2020 10:16 PMRT @TwitterSafety: Our top priority is keeping people safe. In collaboration with law enforcement, industry peers, journalists, and expert…
• Mar 12, 2020 10:16 PMWelp. Here we go. https://t.co/qtR2Insk58
• Mar 12, 2020 2:09 PMRT @BernieSanders: Today some 87 million Americans remain uninsured or underinsured. The absurdity of our health care system is becoming mo…
• Mar 12, 2020 2:09 PM@benj_fry A sea of misery you say? Tell me more!
• Mar 12, 2020 1:28 PMRT @EU_Commission: The Coronavirus is a global crisis and requires cooperation. The EU disapproves of the fact that the U.S. decision to im…
• Mar 12, 2020 1:00 PMRT @jonfavs: It’s completely inexcusable to issue this many clarifications about a primetime address to the nation - particularly a speech…
• Mar 12, 2020 12:36 PMRT @joeyellis: I’ve worked from home for like a decade or something now so here’s my advice: *wipes cheetos fingers on shirt* 1. Make sur…
• Mar 12, 2020 12:34 PMRT @mmcintire: Bedlam at U.S.-bound airlines at CDG in Paris early this a.m., as Americans pay as much as $20,000 for last-minute flights.…
• Mar 12, 2020 6:33 AMRT @DrJorts: Move over "public town square". Twitter is now "The Hallway" to me
• Mar 12, 2020 6:33 AMRT @inafried: Of note, @Twitter isn't just mandating employees work from home. It is also -paying hourly workers -paying costs to set up ho…
• Mar 12, 2020 5:01 AM@hipsterelectron We’re all in this together.
• Mar 12, 2020 4:14 AMRT @DrJorts: Going to put “Site Lead” on my resume after a few more weeks of WFH
• Mar 12, 2020 4:08 AMThe shameful shuffle of a tired and confused old man who is wearing shoes too big for his feet. https://t.co/Tpdt4iJLtv
• Mar 12, 2020 4:05 AMRT @MinaMarkham: I’m just gonna tweet and drink my way through it.
• Mar 12, 2020 3:12 AMRT @jemelehill: The President, a Moron.
• Mar 12, 2020 3:09 AM@Scavino45 Really. https://t.co/YEWR5oiOsx https://t.co/Um3f21ejBv
• Mar 12, 2020 3:07 AMRT @CoreyCiorciari: 🚨The White House is currently walking back *three* false policy announcements Trump made during his nationally televise…
• Mar 12, 2020 2:45 AMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/sDjDBWpC5L 📷
• Mar 12, 2020 2:43 AMRT @Gemberlicking: It should be: "COVID-19 declared a pandemic by WHOM."
• Mar 12, 2020 2:42 AMRT @NFL_Memes: The 49ers have announced that if the coronavirus pandemic extends into the NFL season, the team will play their home games w…
• Mar 12, 2020 2:36 AM@Scavino45 You idiots are gonna get so many people killed. Belligerent incompetence.
• Mar 12, 2020 2:04 AMRT @knoweyedentity: That moment C-SPAN didn’t realize they were broadcasting still.... https://t.co/eoO2pgzCQt 🎥
• Mar 12, 2020 2:00 AMRT @eugenewei: May be time to revisit our views of this brave man in his N95 mask who ordered a quarantine of Manhattan over the objections…
• Mar 12, 2020 1:59 AMRT @JasonReidUK: If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people ha…
• Mar 12, 2020 1:36 AMRT @wojespn: The NBA has suspended the season.
• Mar 11, 2020 11:01 PMRT @LouGarza86: Is it "for fuck sake" or "for fuck's sake?" I need this email to sound professional.
• Mar 11, 2020 9:39 PMRT @ltm: Have you ever noticed how small Arendelle is? Elsa isn’t so much a queen as she is an HOA President.
• Mar 11, 2020 5:30 PMRT @sfchronicle: BREAKING: S.F. Mayor London Breed bans all large gatherings, including Warriors games, to curb coronavirus spread. https:…
• Mar 11, 2020 4:58 PMRT @miguelrios: I mean… “newsworthiness” is one thing. Causing millions of americans not to take this shit seriously, which will lead to ma…
• Mar 11, 2020 4:35 PMRT @Sharat_Chander: Please don't forget that accessibility is also part of any "Diversity & Inclusion" strategy. Recommend following @ac…
• Mar 11, 2020 4:32 PMRT @jimsciutto: Breaking: World Health Organization has declared the novel coronavirus outbreak a pandemic.
• Mar 11, 2020 4:28 PMhttps://t.co/bnuIC8wfbG 📷
• Mar 11, 2020 3:50 PM@jhamlett @cmort @burtonsnowboard "Welp, as long as I keep accelerating the 'Check Oil' light stays off, so we’re probably fine."
• Mar 11, 2020 2:19 PMRT @RebeccaForBART: At this Thursday's BART Board meeting we'll discuss updating our transit oriented-development policy to add a policy fo…
• Mar 11, 2020 2:08 PMRT @jasongay: Hear me out: instead of NO fans; just ONE fan for each team.
• Mar 11, 2020 2:05 PMRT @danluu: How (some) good corporate engineering blogs are written https://t.co/U8oFl36Jo0 https://t.co/FfQMR3IG9z 📷
• Mar 11, 2020 1:44 PM@amdev @roach Buy? I mean there’s a bunch just sitting at the office, not being used by anyone.
• Mar 11, 2020 1:30 PMRT @PumpknFacts: @ianisqatsibot 🎃🎃 Did you know more songs mention pumpkins than any other fruit or vegetable?
• Mar 11, 2020 1:30 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A stage with giant pumpkins, Misfits "Fiend" logos, and an aging Glenn Danzig is bathed in black light and evil.
• Mar 11, 2020 1:24 PMRT @ftrain: The world is lava.
• Mar 11, 2020 5:22 AM@nedsegal @anthonynoto @TwitterSF Which one of you is responsible for @workday?
• Mar 11, 2020 5:20 AM@AliciaTrost I mean, sure, it gets tricky at the top and bottom. But BART doesn't usually block an escalator when it's broken/stairs.
• Mar 11, 2020 5:17 AM@AliciaTrost @BevanDufty @JaniceForBART Maybe BART should post this by the street elevator?
• Mar 11, 2020 4:10 AM@AliciaTrost According to Mitch Hedberg the worst that could happen is that they'd become stairs. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Mar 11, 2020 4:10 AM@AliciaTrost Maybe we should pick the strongest or youngest escalator and see what happens if we try to reverse it? 🤔
• Mar 11, 2020 4:08 AM@lenazun @pgarg ☝️
• Mar 11, 2020 4:06 AM@taytay I mean, not yet, but once they close the schools down...
• Mar 11, 2020 3:36 AMI've heard rumors that there is a concern that the escalators are so fragile that switching direction would likely break them.
• Mar 11, 2020 3:35 AMHey @FitzTheReporter, seriously, why are there no down escalators at EMB?
• Mar 11, 2020 2:55 AMRT @jeffhollan: In a @MicrosoftTeams meeting with @nthonyChu - best custom background I've ever seen 😂 https://t.co/J6QRuhuVMx 📷
• Mar 11, 2020 2:46 AM@AllieCapolupo @jack @PeriscopeCo @nedsegal @leslieberland @biz Starting to think @jack’s final form is @adam_messinger. 🤔
• Mar 11, 2020 2:36 AM@notkashyap Yep, I was a early Odeo user so I signed up for @Twitter in 2006. @igb (my usual handle) was available at the time.
• Mar 11, 2020 2:00 AMRT @NWSReno: A M 3.8 earthquake occurred 10.4 miles north-northwest of Truckee, CA. If you felt it report it here: https://t.co/SQGVhZpW7f…
• Mar 11, 2020 1:49 AMThe Notorious R.A.D. https://t.co/tRH044pIUn 📷
• Mar 11, 2020 1:37 AM👆 I know Bob Powers doesn’t have a Twitter account but even 1 down escalator would mitigate some #a11y issues during st. elevator outages. …
• Mar 11, 2020 12:32 AMI ♡ BART. It’s worth pointing out that there are no down escalators at EMB, FFS. https://t.co/6liaxxs3Li 📷
• Mar 10, 2020 7:14 PM@mattbytes The joy of WFH with none of the pandemic-mitigating benefits.
• Mar 10, 2020 7:14 PM@mattbytes I still take BART 6 times a day and spend more time on the train because I have to go all the way home after dropping the kids o…
• Mar 10, 2020 4:38 PM@Alounatix We’re both managers so the odds of us having a meeting at the same time is essentially 100%.
• Mar 10, 2020 4:33 PMRT @K_NoiseWaterMD: Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn…
• Mar 10, 2020 3:19 PMWFH was great but now my partner’s employer is making them WFH too and our house is a goddamn open office plan all of a sudden.
• Mar 10, 2020 8:23 AM@PALOMINOFASHION Why do you hate tables?
• Mar 10, 2020 7:39 AM@PALOMINOFASHION @POTUS @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/GOW1HVNyTP 🎥
• Mar 10, 2020 7:20 AM@justinmhunter @mattbytes https://t.co/WPLEhmoFqe 🎥
• Mar 10, 2020 7:17 AM@PALOMINOFASHION @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Easy there, buddy. It's just a joke about (arguably metaphorical) furniture.
• Mar 10, 2020 4:24 AM@mattbytes What are blockchains?
• Mar 10, 2020 3:39 AM@DrJorts @AahnaBrown Speaker.
• Mar 10, 2020 3:18 AMColoring before bedtime. https://t.co/tvoCkyF11W 📷
• Mar 10, 2020 3:03 AM@CoachSiteman Come on: https://t.co/IPylWUfZmU https://t.co/uwcIT5GEiI
• Mar 10, 2020 3:01 AMRT @screaminbutcalm: Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
• Mar 10, 2020 1:52 AM@Deejo53513317 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/s9W2XEHSPE 🎥
• Mar 10, 2020 1:41 AMRT @chrislhayes: hotels you say?
• Mar 10, 2020 1:23 AM@rit @ChiefScientist We could probably flip that startup to @salesforce for $300MM.
• Mar 10, 2020 1:19 AMRT @AOC: If it helps at all Rep. Gosar, you get roasted in committee almost every week so that’s kind of the same thing
• Mar 10, 2020 1:18 AMRT @mkheck: PSA: premise: n. A proposition upon which an argument is based or from which a conclusion is drawn. premises: n. Land, the bu…
• Mar 10, 2020 12:33 AMRT @alweaver22: NEWS: Incoming WH Chief of Staff Mark Meadows was advised that he "may have come in contact" w/ CPAC attendee, but tested n…
• Mar 9, 2020 10:26 PMRT @ianisqatsibot: A red and yellow child’s chew toy lies on the floor of BART elevator next to a stroller wheel.
• Mar 9, 2020 9:33 PMRT @peterbakernyt: Gaetz learned after Air Force One lifted off from Orlando that he had been in touch with an infected person at CPAC. He…
• Mar 9, 2020 8:32 PM@bhaggs Congrats!
• Mar 9, 2020 6:21 PMThe problem with flipping tables when you WFH is that they are your tables.
• Mar 9, 2020 6:13 PMRT @bhaggs: The Grand Princess is coming into the San Francisco Bay. #COVID19 https://t.co/aguUwsryKc 📷
• Mar 9, 2020 6:04 PMRT @__apf__: I consider myself a train expert. Here are some tips on how to identify trains in the wild (northern California) based on thei…
• Mar 9, 2020 4:49 PM@saladcat31 @DanScavino @jack This: https://t.co/0znDS8gkh9
• Mar 9, 2020 4:40 PMRT @doriantaylor: ok correct or no: • misinformation is poor and inaccurate information • disinformation is deliberately bad information
• Mar 9, 2020 4:39 PMRT @JimmyVielkind: NEWS: Rick Cotton, head of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, which runs NY’s airports, has tested positive…
• Mar 9, 2020 3:55 PMRT @ricsanchez: everyone's telling me not to "check my 401K," as if i know how
• Mar 9, 2020 3:37 PMRT @MichaelCBender: “The fundamentals in this economy are unbelievable.” —HHS Secretary Azar to reporters just now at the White House. The…
• Mar 9, 2020 3:07 PMRT @semil: Twitter has felt like a truly indispensable service over the last few days and weeks. Thanks to the folks keeping @twitter up an…
• Mar 9, 2020 4:50 AMRT @SFBART: Praise for those who clean and disinfect our stations and trains. As we deal with a public health crisis, please honor those…
• Mar 9, 2020 4:48 AM@greenberg Chalk drawing on the back patio.
• Mar 9, 2020 4:46 AMRT @ezraklein: The pivot Trump is about to make from downplaying the coronavirus to using it to justify xenophobia and scapegoating is goin…
• Mar 9, 2020 4:16 AMNo, seriously though, @Scavino45, you keep violating the Hatch Act and you should be removed from your job.
• Mar 9, 2020 4:13 AMHey @DanScavino, more like violating the Hack Act, amirite?
• Mar 9, 2020 4:05 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A baby’s bottle lies empty on a BART elevator floor.
• Mar 9, 2020 3:54 AMRT @gillyarcht: He doesn’t seem to realize that at some point people will simply be shouting ‘Murderer’ as he stands in the middle of Fifth…
• Mar 9, 2020 2:55 AMRT @PreetBharara: I am angry and worried right now. As are tens of millions of Americans. I don’t know what will happen next but what I do…
• Mar 9, 2020 1:56 AMAnd people say I’m hard to shop for... https://t.co/ja8BSTqEYB 📷
• Mar 9, 2020 1:38 AMRT @crsy: Big fire, looks like in the Mission? #sanfrancisco #fire https://t.co/IGk78Kf0xh 📷
• Mar 8, 2020 11:26 PMRT @paleofuture: The CDC’s website still lists just 164 cases because it’s not being updated on weekends.
• Mar 8, 2020 11:20 PMNot the hero America needs, but the Nero America deserves. https://t.co/85ThGyX839
• Mar 8, 2020 10:52 PMRT @Jamie_Freed: Updated: Air New Zealand withdraws 2020 earnings guidance due to coronavirus impact, cuts capacity by 10%, freezes hiring,…
• Mar 8, 2020 10:46 PMRT @Twitter: Not today, men.
• Mar 8, 2020 10:41 PMAbsolute Nero. https://t.co/85ThGyX839
• Mar 8, 2020 6:55 PM@DanScavino Quit tweeting memes you stupid hack. There’s a global pandemic going on.
• Mar 8, 2020 5:27 PMRT @ElaineF: there is absolutely no symbolism more perfect than International Women's Day being 23 hours long.
• Mar 8, 2020 4:15 AMRT @catalie608: NBA PSA
• Mar 8, 2020 4:09 AM@pointous @taylorleese The mind does boggle a bit, but the best way to see it for yourself is to knock on the front door. https://t.co/9ea…
• Mar 8, 2020 4:07 AM@john_dickman @TwitterREW This was simple, fast, and delicious. Thanks John! Keep these pro-tips coming. https://t.co/vD1pD6DI7f 📷
• Mar 8, 2020 1:31 AM@pointous @taylorleese ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/sINQCrNmvG
• Mar 8, 2020 1:22 AM@pointous @taylorleese It’s worth noting that we have our own fork of OpenJDK that we have optimized for Scala performance.
• Mar 8, 2020 1:20 AM@pointous @taylorleese And there is Node on the web front-ends.
• Mar 8, 2020 1:20 AM@pointous @taylorleese It is mostly Scala in the Tweet-servicing service graph, but Python is too slow and hard to scale.
• Mar 7, 2020 10:57 PM@agsopko @jack @vainpresumption @graphicnapkin @diarmy @witwibritt It’s been flawless so far! Nice work everyone!
• Mar 7, 2020 10:30 PMRT @SF_emergency: SF Reports Additional Cases of Novel Coronavirus in San Francisco Residents. Media availability at 3pm with Dr. Susan Phi…
• Mar 7, 2020 10:29 PMRT @TVHilton: Yeah, Biden could become President and pass no progressive legislation, as opposed to Bernie being President and getting no p…
• Mar 7, 2020 10:29 PMRT @polotek: Does anyone have resources describing the right way to embed tweets in a blog so they remain accessible?
• Mar 7, 2020 10:06 PM@nimalan HTML, CSS, & an RSS feed?
• Mar 7, 2020 7:57 PM@pointous @taylorleese I’m curious what you expected?
• Mar 7, 2020 4:34 PM@pointous @taylorleese Almost everything at Twitter runs on top of the JVM. Nearly every service is written in Java or Scala.
• Mar 7, 2020 10:43 AMRT @pattonoswalt: We’re living in the “compost cookie” of future dystopias, people — worldwide pandemic, environmental collapse, financial…
• Mar 7, 2020 5:36 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A large yellow LEGO™ brick is partially submerged in a cup of coffee.
• Mar 7, 2020 5:35 AM@roach Wow.
• Mar 7, 2020 4:34 AMRT @DeannaDirector: “Girl with a Purell Earring, 2020” https://t.co/vMyDgyGyU1 📷
• Mar 7, 2020 4:02 AMRT @BetoORourke: This guy makes the case for both an assault weapons ban and a mandatory buyback program better than I ever could. These ar…
• Mar 7, 2020 3:59 AMRT @heyernold: Hey %%firstname%% — @ewarren’s deputy director of email organizing here 👋🏾 Need talented writers, brilliant digital organi…
• Mar 7, 2020 3:39 AMRT @pourmecoffee: Congratulations Mark Meadows. https://t.co/MIofKngDWn 📷
• Mar 7, 2020 2:20 AMRT @mattdpearce: very cool idea to tie healthcare to employment and then have companies start laying people off at the first sign of a plag…
• Mar 7, 2020 2:18 AMRT @MatthewKeysLive: #BREAKING: An employee of the FBI's San Francisco field office has tested positive for #coronavirus
• Mar 6, 2020 8:26 PMCurrent WFH status: microwaving hotdogs for lunch.
• Mar 6, 2020 7:26 PMRT @sfmta_muni: #SFMuni vehicles are cleaned nightly by our hard-working car cleaners. We continue to remind customers to take simple daily…
• Mar 6, 2020 7:24 PM@jayholler Every one of my Tweets is an ad for my personal brand, and your RTs and faves of my Tweets *are* endorsements of said brand.
• Mar 6, 2020 2:32 PMRT @FLOTUS: I am excited to share the progress of the Tennis Pavillion at @WhiteHouse. Thank you to the talented team for their hard work a…
• Mar 6, 2020 9:41 AMRT @linecook: At the @SFBART planning meeting in 1971: “what if we made it sound like a screaming ghost?”
• Mar 6, 2020 2:06 AMRT @sfchronicle: Worried about COVID-19 on BART and Muni? Bay Area transit agencies are laying out emergency plans and bracing for possible…
• Mar 6, 2020 2:00 AM@gasca https://t.co/2SVB1x5oXE https://t.co/AI7TTOow8u
• Mar 6, 2020 12:22 AMThe coronavirus is already here — it's just not very evenly detected.
• Mar 5, 2020 10:45 PMSubtweets are the best way to communicate effectively across a large, distributed org. when everyone is remote. #LoveWhereYouWorkFromHome
• Mar 5, 2020 10:35 PMRT @katzish: Tfw you could go out, or you could stay home and touch your face
• Mar 5, 2020 7:48 PMRT @headius: Alternative implementations of languages should work with those communities to make native extensions unnecessary rather than…
• Mar 5, 2020 7:37 PM@diwakergupta Sort of. https://t.co/wkelgqRZlh
• Mar 5, 2020 7:30 PM@skilldrick @TwitterREW It’s a slippery slope!
• Mar 5, 2020 5:44 PM@msilver Thanks for the coffee! How much do I owe you?
• Mar 5, 2020 5:43 PM@msilver I just missed you!
• Mar 5, 2020 5:43 PMSwung by Twitter HQ this AM to grab a Jamboard for the home office. https://t.co/V0z3b16tTY 📷
• Mar 5, 2020 5:28 PM@nbsteel @ewarren Sounds like a plan...I’ll bring the mugs! https://t.co/RohIZMpX2s
• Mar 5, 2020 4:46 PMWelp. That sucks. I’m all in for #Bernie now. https://t.co/B7H0or3XJZ 📷
• Mar 5, 2020 4:34 PMI ♡ BART & WFH. https://t.co/0arEyZyGyF 📷
• Mar 5, 2020 3:20 PM@ClaraJeffery "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy"
• Mar 5, 2020 7:10 AMRT @maggiekb1: https://t.co/QqXoAWVQPq 📷
• Mar 5, 2020 7:04 AM👆@jayholler
• Mar 5, 2020 6:49 AMhttps://t.co/m47rFTV2nt 🎥
• Mar 5, 2020 6:21 AMhttps://t.co/4HKyrzXn3l 🎥
• Mar 5, 2020 6:19 AMCurrent The Sea & Cake status: https://t.co/dIElHDVv6r 📷
• Mar 5, 2020 5:00 AMRT @keychung: Please do NOT go to work if you contract COVID-19 (Coronavirus)
• Mar 5, 2020 4:58 AM@kpk Thumbs Up & Down would be a game changer.
• Mar 5, 2020 4:40 AM@_TylerBussell @Scavino45 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Mar 5, 2020 4:39 AM@_TylerBussell @Scavino45 Also, the windows in the Oval Office are on the ground floor.
• Mar 5, 2020 4:38 AM@_TylerBussell Maybe. But I’m guessing @Scavino45 is too fucking dumb to know what "defenestration" is.
• Mar 5, 2020 4:35 AMDefenestrate the White House. https://t.co/5KW0aWLHqn 🎥
• Mar 5, 2020 4:03 AMI scream. You scream. We all scream to the camera because this administration is going to get us killed. #coronavirus https://t.co/2P51p… 🎥
• Mar 5, 2020 3:40 AM@satanjeev @bonappetweet @bonappetweet should post some recipes to make WFH easier. /cc: @john_dickman
• Mar 5, 2020 3:35 AM@CharlieCroom @jadeloyzaga @DrJorts It’s WFH appropriate tho.
• Mar 5, 2020 3:28 AM@heyjoshua @jayholler Also how does @PeriscopeCo not support green screening natively?! /cc: @kayvz
• Mar 5, 2020 3:27 AM@slyphon You should follow @APomazau, #KaOS’s most recent hire.
• Mar 5, 2020 3:25 AMRT @kwlzn: tbh, Fleets aren't that much different than the current behavior of the timeline constantly refreshing and moving Tweets out of…
• Mar 5, 2020 3:13 AM@DanScavino @NanHayworth Hey Dan, usually you are just a dumb hack Tweeting cheap propaganda, but you are a danger to our country when you …
• Mar 5, 2020 3:06 AM@jayholler Fuck yes.
• Mar 5, 2020 2:57 AMLove that our dumb President doesn’t understand that America has multiple timezones. https://t.co/z9quceIqPh
• Mar 4, 2020 9:53 PMRT @JohnJHarwood: right now, the White House is holding a coronavirus meeting in front of television cameras VP Pence began by flattering…
• Mar 4, 2020 8:57 PM@sfchronicle @abauman2 How old is "elderly"?
• Mar 4, 2020 7:56 PMRT @SFBART: We have received reports of a person in the trackway at Glen Park Station. BART PD and SFFD responding to the situation at Glen…
• Mar 4, 2020 6:17 PMEphemerality is a bug, not a feature, but I will be disappointed if our marketing campaign isn’t using #OnFleets
• Mar 4, 2020 6:14 PM@amdev Alternate every 7 days and just let us know when it’s ”fleet week".
• Mar 4, 2020 5:54 PM@Si_ximujin Ugh. Terrible.
• Mar 4, 2020 8:37 AMRT @igb: @_TylerBussell 1) Running a moderate candidate after four years of Trump means US foreign and domestic policy will still skews rig…
• Mar 4, 2020 8:34 AMRT @matasar: Google’s solution to every problem is to release a new messaging product, you have to admire the discipline. https://t.co/np6u…
• Mar 4, 2020 8:24 AM@palebluedotz @MaroonMoose @ewarren or names on Twitter even
• Mar 4, 2020 8:23 AM@MaroonMoose @palebluedotz @ewarren IKR? I'm pretty good at this Twitter thing. Try Tweeting about more than one subject and you might make…
• Mar 4, 2020 6:35 AMRT @StarleeKine: Just promise me we’ll blame the woman candidate if Bernie doesn’t get the nom
• Mar 4, 2020 6:31 AM@satanjeev @secretasianman @kf @shawnacscott @chrisjrn @pfctdayelise Same!
• Mar 4, 2020 6:30 AM@satanjeev @googlejamboard I refuse to scale down my creative vision to a mere 2732x2048...it's 3840x2160 or GTFO!
• Mar 4, 2020 6:19 AMWhere can I buy a @googlejamboard for $100? #LoveWhereYouWorkFromHome
• Mar 4, 2020 5:38 AM@MaroonMoose @palebluedotz @ewarren Okay dude. https://t.co/GnlqXNxO3d
• Mar 4, 2020 5:35 AMRT @ianisqatsibot: A book, "Troublemakers" by Leslie Berlin, sits on the arm of a wicker chair on a patio at night.
• Mar 4, 2020 5:34 AM@teresa @ziobrando's law x Web 2.0
• Mar 4, 2020 5:33 AM@teresa It's mostly bots IMO.
• Mar 4, 2020 5:26 AMRT @jrw: people act like they’ve never worked from home before 😳
• Mar 4, 2020 5:24 AM@secretasianman @kf @shawnacscott @chrisjrn @pfctdayelise I ate lunch at 3:45 PM today.
• Mar 4, 2020 5:20 AMThe MAGAbots and the BernieBrots are the same people, pushing the same agenda. Вы понимаете, да?
• Mar 4, 2020 4:43 AM@MaroonMoose @palebluedotz @ewarren I’m not sure I understand your question.
• Mar 4, 2020 4:37 AM@palebluedotz @ewarren You first.
• Mar 4, 2020 4:02 AMRT @IanDreiblatt: I feel such deep tremendous abiding terrible sadness for this country
• Mar 4, 2020 3:42 AM@realDonaldTrump You are a racist, sexist, sleepy piece of shit. You too, @Scavino45.
• Mar 4, 2020 3:28 AMI’ll consider voting for @JoeBiden if he never speaks in public again.
• Mar 4, 2020 3:26 AMRT @AstroKatie: The fact that primaries are not done via ranked-choice voting is absurd
• Mar 4, 2020 3:23 AMRT @googledevs: A #GoogleIO update. Due to concerns around the coronavirus (COVID-19), we've decided to cancel this year's physical event…
• Mar 4, 2020 2:39 AMI’m at the library. I’m at the polling place. I’m at the combination library/polling place. https://t.co/vl9AHJzMke 📷
• Mar 4, 2020 1:51 AMRT @KYWeise: Just confirmed that Amazon emailed its staff in the Seattle area this afternoon saying it learned that an employee in one of i…
• Mar 3, 2020 9:33 PMIt's time to rebrand "Site Reliability Engineering" as "Systems Eschatology".
• Mar 3, 2020 9:31 PMRT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/YuHPLbC7MN 📷
• Mar 3, 2020 9:30 PMRT @AstroKatie: In case you missed it, check out my piece in @nytopinion about the late physicist Freeman Dyson and his ambitions for cosmi…
• Mar 3, 2020 9:19 PM@thenayudu Then there is no way I took a nap. The defense rests. On a couch.
• Mar 3, 2020 8:00 PMI definitely did not just take a 20 minute nap during a gap between meetings. Nope. Definitely did not. #LoveWhereYouWorkFromHome
• Mar 3, 2020 7:57 PM@arrdem Just write it for the JVM. Seriously.
• Mar 3, 2020 5:18 PMRT @ZackBornstein: Today we decide which 70-year-old will be our gladiator against the dumbest Hitler of all time
• Mar 3, 2020 4:41 PMThe nice thing about @Twitter’s mandatory WFH policy is that I only have to take BART six times a day instead of...uh...six times a day. 🤔 … 📷
• Mar 3, 2020 7:25 AMRT @TweetThisBabe: #BREAKING: Nashville has taken a direct hit from the tornado . Prayers please. #NashvilleTornado #TNwx
• Mar 3, 2020 7:03 AM@teresa Paging @n8foo, hoping you and the family are safe. Maybe it’s best to let mummified cats rest undisturbed?
• Mar 3, 2020 6:17 AMRT @transbay: For each new bison we add to Golden Gate Park, we should remove 100 parking spaces from the park.
• Mar 3, 2020 6:13 AMRT @ritaparada: She is electable if you vote for her!
• Mar 3, 2020 5:59 AMSeriously tho, @TwitterResearch, WTF was that about?
• Mar 3, 2020 5:58 AMThis survey was a journey of personal discovery and deep introspection in which both @Twitter and I learned a lot about myself. https://t.c… 📷
• Mar 3, 2020 5:28 AMRT @padmestrap: my sister finally saw the joker and thought it starred the dad from modern family the entire time i- https://t.co/IaDk2wRPaI 📷
• Mar 3, 2020 5:13 AMRT @RecParkSF: Golden Gate Park welcomes 5 new bison! We are doubling the size of the herd with five yearlings, just in time for SF Rec and…
• Mar 3, 2020 5:12 AMRT @ChiefScientist: I’m preparing the most in-depth survey of the current software engineering for @sfscala, to go out tomorrow afternoon.…
• Mar 3, 2020 5:05 AM"Je ne peux pas continuer, je vais continuer." - Samuel Beckett https://t.co/4CZHYb8z2I 📷
• Mar 3, 2020 4:30 AM@anildash @jennschiffer Noyce joke.
• Mar 3, 2020 4:18 AMThe Larrys are a nice touch. https://t.co/GIcED9mNiU 📷
• Mar 3, 2020 4:11 AMI ♡ SF. https://t.co/CVtYoUKqJL 📷
• Mar 3, 2020 3:44 AMRT @alunny: If you die in Jira you die in real life.
• Mar 3, 2020 3:43 AMRT @KoenigAdam: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: A) Sanders and Trump waving their hands and yelling on national tv. B) Biden and Trump yelling…
• Mar 3, 2020 3:34 AMRT @AstroKatie: The structure of US society will make COVID-19 much worse than it has to be. Many people, especially in industries like foo…
• Mar 3, 2020 1:56 AMRT @lindaruthless: @SheaSerrano Warren
• Mar 2, 2020 10:29 PM#CoronaVirus tip: if you are going to WFH starting tomorrow be sure to check out your company's gigantic monorepo before leaving the office.
• Mar 2, 2020 9:57 PMRT @aseitzwald: We’ve lost one candidate per day for the past three days. My model projects that if this trend continues, we’ll be entitley…
• Mar 2, 2020 5:02 AMI’m guessing that the bullies who tormented @realDonaldTrump in high school used to call him "Sleepy". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/qrdFHsgDOH 📷
• Mar 2, 2020 4:10 AMRT @joshtpm: Welcome to history.
• Mar 2, 2020 1:58 AMRT @thebobbieoliver: I expected Flavor Flav to go for Bernie. But I figured Chuck D for a Warren man.
• Mar 2, 2020 1:56 AMRT @Policy: We want to help you access credible information, especially when it comes to public health. We’ve adjusted our search prompt i…
• Mar 1, 2020 6:40 PM🎵🎶 Do you want to build a snow...uh...man? 🎶🎵 https://t.co/Ki9Zjb1YsC 📷
• Mar 1, 2020 3:24 PM@dschonbe @heyjoshua "My Little Pony" is pretty great.
• Mar 1, 2020 6:10 AMRT @jimgris: #UnVoxxedHawaii Honolulu, February 2020 https://t.co/4MeHqBcFIe 📷
• Mar 1, 2020 5:09 AM@jhamlett The terrain at Tahoe-Donner is pretty mellow, but it felt pretty sketchy. Like riding in a pair of Puma Clydes. https://t.co/ZaYy… 📷