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Nov 30, 2019 10:08 PM
RT @ryangrim: This is actually the move https://t.co/WSplNKQcM7
Nov 30, 2019 9:55 PM
RT @TravRice: Such an incredible angle of this hit by Iikka Backstrom | @dcshoes | @DCSnowboarding https://t.co/gdGsO6u8Mn
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Nov 30, 2019 9:18 PM
@dpkagrawal Turn's out Maslow's hierarchy of needs is pretty much pizza from top to bottom.
Nov 30, 2019 7:15 PM
@egd Great artists, Eric. Great artists.
Nov 30, 2019 7:14 PM
@egd I call it the CAB theorem, and it's thusly named because the end result is one usually ends up taking a taxi or rideshare instead of B…
Nov 30, 2019 7:13 PM
@egd Well, you see Eric, in distributed systems there's always a tradeoff between consistency, availability, and bartition tolerance.
Nov 30, 2019 4:08 PM
RT @Dupree: Hi Twitter. I’ve seen you do some amazing things over the years - so I’m taking a swing to ask for some help. This is my cut…
Nov 29, 2019 11:35 PM
SF et al via Sausalito. https://t.co/Dzc8rfjprU
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Nov 29, 2019 3:28 PM
Action shot from yesterday’s hike. https://t.co/TDGwEKk0Wy
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Nov 29, 2019 4:37 AM
This was a profoundly under-faved^H^H^H^H^H liked reply. https://t.co/giDF5jDVux
Nov 29, 2019 4:31 AM
RT @jrecursive: view from the flight home 🌙 https://t.co/vUgU9E4rJF
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Nov 29, 2019 4:28 AM
@asaulys Congrats!!!!!!
Nov 29, 2019 1:30 AM
@jayholler @pgarg @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown I’m waiting for the raptor to take me away.
Nov 29, 2019 12:32 AM
Fun Thanksgiving hike with the fam. Spotted a northern flicker and a red-tailed hawk along the way! https://t.co/GVJOKCEw7s
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Nov 28, 2019 8:29 PM
RT @rakiwane: thanksgiving is truly the best day to be on this app
Nov 28, 2019 6:50 PM
@synecdotal @AahnaBrown https://t.co/nr3uIczZDA
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Nov 28, 2019 6:22 PM
I’m skeptical it’ll work, but there’s a non-zero chance we end up with a squirrel loose in the house.
Nov 28, 2019 6:15 PM
...then hop into the box to eat the fake peanut/card, at which point the 5yo jumps out to trap it using the top of the Candyland™ box.
Nov 28, 2019 6:15 PM
The plan, as I understand it, is the squirrel will be attracted to the real nuts, eat them, then see the Candyland™ peanut card...
Nov 28, 2019 6:15 PM
Me: "OK, fine, you can have a squirrel for a pet, but only if you can catch one yourself." 5yo: https://t.co/PMzfzP5tzc
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Nov 28, 2019 5:44 PM
RT @ben_rosen: UNCLE: I say this every year but- ME: not this again MOM: we’re NOT talking politics this thanksgiving UNCLE: without lui…
Nov 28, 2019 4:12 PM
@christhalinger HBD Chris!!! https://t.co/0aGIAX8xEI
Nov 28, 2019 4:09 PM
RT @AltHomelandSec: Today at Walmart I told the cashier Happy Thanksgiving. She said, "Happy Turkey Day." I smiled and said, "You don't hav…
Nov 27, 2019 11:04 PM
@hc5duke @SFBART There’s a BART express line?!?
Nov 27, 2019 10:56 PM
RT @MeredithFrost: Very cool long-exposure shots of traffic lights by Lucas Zimmerman: https://t.co/TkHcaeEqj0 https://t.co/8C0c9poWMG
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Nov 27, 2019 10:20 PM
@satanjeev It’s incredibly relaxing. You should try it sometime.
Nov 27, 2019 10:19 PM
@satanjeev Just living the techbro boho hobo lifestyle: riding the rails and listening to Steve Reich on my iPhone.
Nov 27, 2019 9:52 PM
Well, dear reader, I made it as far as Concord before I had to turn back. (Gotta pick up the kid from daycare before 3PM!) https://t.co/fc…
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Nov 27, 2019 8:52 PM
Think I’ll fuck around on BART and go to Antioch.
Nov 27, 2019 7:58 PM
RT @TwitterSupport: We’ve heard your feedback about our effort to delete inactive accounts and want to respond and clarify. Here’s what’s h…
Nov 27, 2019 6:39 PM
RT @jilltucker: Thread: So, here's the thing. For 10 cents a day, you can get ALL of The Chronicle's coverage for the NEXT TWO YEARS. Serio…
Nov 27, 2019 6:35 PM
RT @mattdpearce: To recap: the feds created a scam school to entrap Indian immigrant-visa students, accredited it so it would look legit, t…
Nov 27, 2019 6:25 PM
The new park atop the new transit center is pretty nice, and surprisingly quiet. https://t.co/1CHVo0ctc1
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Nov 27, 2019 2:14 PM
Wonko the Sane, but for companies that need to include a set of detailed instructions on what kind of meetings one is allowed to have.
Nov 27, 2019 1:49 PM
Thread: https://t.co/avYPAvf2xd
Nov 27, 2019 5:00 AM
RT @jnack: “Google Grass” 😛 https://t.co/mAtGkqxMLi
Nov 27, 2019 4:16 AM
RT @RosemaryMosco: The Beautiful Jay is beautiful. https://t.co/knJlTuKpHY
Nov 27, 2019 2:46 AM
RT @marius: Soon people will discover Finagle’s load balancing system, which @rubenoanta https://t.co/bxNTsi0v7D. are continuing to push fo…
Nov 27, 2019 2:12 AM
RT @trav_downs: What case to use for chart titles?
Nov 27, 2019 2:08 AM
RT @heylauragao: Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking…
Nov 27, 2019 12:54 AM
Current rainy-day-commute-with-toddler status. https://t.co/1UscidGhiL
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Nov 27, 2019 12:49 AM
"Hire bright people and get the fuck out of their way." - Lee Iacocca, probably.
Nov 26, 2019 5:51 PM
@davemangot @danveloper E10K or GTFO!
Nov 26, 2019 6:37 AM
RT @Bolu_AR: First manager in my full time career. I won’t ever forget you for all you did for us and I know you’re in a better place. You…
Nov 26, 2019 6:15 AM
RT @kjc_san_jose: Thaddeus would be so damn proud (but discreet, of course). I have so much love for you all at Twitter. He really was pro…
Nov 26, 2019 5:34 AM
@kjc_san_jose That means a lot to me, Kevin. Our love and deepest condolences to you and the rest of Thad’s family.
Nov 26, 2019 5:28 AM
RT @davidealoca: Spending time getting to know you, your story, and what impact you’ve made on this world, I can only say with pure honesty…
Nov 26, 2019 5:19 AM
@rit Seriously?
Nov 26, 2019 5:16 AM
RT @jack: #WeLoveThad
Nov 26, 2019 5:15 AM
RT @StoicLeys: @thadcam’s commitment & dedication to ensuring a more diverse workforce, is one more HMs should mirror. Thank you for the…
Nov 26, 2019 5:15 AM
RT @Bolu_AR: Thad believed in me when he did not have to. Thad wanted to see me win and was always there. Sad doesn’t come close to descri…
Nov 26, 2019 5:15 AM
RT @StoicLeys: Deeply saddened by the loss of Tweep legend, friend and mentor @thadcam #WeLoveThad https://t.co/OQa5RNCbQo
Nov 26, 2019 5:01 AM
RT @BobbyD_FL: RIP #myBROTHER @thadcam...🙏🏾 https://t.co/raw96oovkm
Nov 26, 2019 4:27 AM
Thad was incredibly supportive of the people he worked with. It was truly a privilege to have been his colleague & teammate. #WeLoveThad
Nov 26, 2019 4:17 AM
@egd @thadcam Amen.
Nov 26, 2019 4:08 AM
RT @Fasholaide: This is a big shock. Words fail me. I’m deeply saddened. #WeLoveThad
Nov 26, 2019 4:01 AM
RT @omoseisreal: #WeLoveThad
Nov 26, 2019 4:01 AM
RT @omoseisreal: This news is a complete shock. @thadcam was a great manager and such an amazing friend. He is recognized my potiental and…
Nov 26, 2019 3:47 AM
RT @love_brittbrat: My prayers go out to his family and friends. This is a tough loss for Twitter Thad was someone that could brighten your…
Nov 26, 2019 3:45 AM
RT @Erica__Ashley: In disbelief. Thad’s presence at Twitter was contagious and put a smile on my face every time I saw him. You will be tr…
Nov 26, 2019 3:45 AM
RT @KingTwitFisher: #WeLoveThad
Nov 26, 2019 3:37 AM
RT @laurajaselle: My heart breaks at the loss of the most beautiful human, @thadcam. Eng leader @Twitter, passionately building a diverse F…
Nov 26, 2019 3:36 AM
RT @megsraye: Gone too soon.💔 I’ll never forget the day we filmed with you all over San Francisco getting to know you and your inspiring st…
Nov 26, 2019 3:36 AM
RT @Golden_aij: Thad was a mentor, advocate and friend to me and many of my new grad friends during our time at Twitter. He really was dedi…
Nov 26, 2019 3:35 AM
#WeLoveThad
Nov 26, 2019 3:33 AM
RT @Bolu_AR: #WeLoveThad
Nov 26, 2019 3:08 AM
RT @leslieberland: I’ll always remember this moment, Thad’s energy was a force. We made a pact to do a duo on stage at #OneTeam 2020. He’ll…
Nov 26, 2019 2:38 AM
RT @techgirl1908: I'm shocked. Thad hired me at Twitter and it was the very first time in my career where I felt like I could be completely…
Nov 25, 2019 11:16 PM
RT @sfexaminer: Muni train service restored after four-hour shutdown via @FitzTheReporter https://t.co/HkRWq9f2vy
Nov 25, 2019 8:50 PM
ROT13-encoding spoilers is brilliant. Also TIL re: ubzrbcngul. JGS indeed! https://t.co/ywj0EVZqh5
Nov 25, 2019 5:22 AM
@kpk I’m 100% with you though that the songs seemed less catchy and clever this time.
Nov 25, 2019 5:21 AM
@hc5duke Pretty sure I spotted a Big Hero 6 in the flashback intro when Elsa was creating snow toys.
Nov 25, 2019 4:49 AM
@hc5duke I was more a fan of the Anna present-day opener and the Olaf solo.
Nov 25, 2019 4:24 AM
@kpk I mean, "Despicable Me" didn’t feel like a 30er, yet here we are.
Nov 25, 2019 4:15 AM
RT @Pinboard: I've said this before, but there's a dynamic where China combines the worst of two worlds—a very real technological surveilla…
Nov 25, 2019 4:05 AM
@seb_m The Olaf bit was ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️!
Nov 25, 2019 3:29 AM
RT @ysr1729: Current status: #Weezer #SweaterSong. https://t.co/TQWnCvUaDl Courtesy of @igb and @synecdotal.
Nov 25, 2019 3:21 AM
RT @JimmyKOak: When backend dev goes frontend https://t.co/Q3h57sm7Lx
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Nov 25, 2019 3:07 AM
@amyf ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TBD
Nov 25, 2019 2:20 AM
At first pass #Frozen2 was good, but not as good as the O.G. Frozen. That said I’m gonna reserve judgement until I’ve seen it 30 times.
Nov 24, 2019 11:05 PM
It’s happening! #Frozen2 https://t.co/m0RPJDq8VZ
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Nov 24, 2019 8:55 PM
RT @MattHarmon_BYB: Not suspending Mason Rudolph was actually the NFL's way of delivering punishment for the Steelers.
Nov 24, 2019 8:12 PM
@satanjeev J’s Pinot Noir is pretty good, so...
Nov 24, 2019 8:08 PM
RT @bwertz: Whenever you listen to successful people talk abt how they got here, they often recount at least one instance in which somebody…
Nov 24, 2019 8:04 PM
U-Z: time for more bookshelves! https://t.co/fADWmVxjbN
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Nov 24, 2019 6:31 PM
As the holidays approach it’s a good time for your 5yo to update and record progress towards their 2019 objectives & key results. #JTBD htt…
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Nov 24, 2019 4:48 PM
RT @ben_towle: Dune fandom is definitely a niche fandom to be involved in, but sometimes it yields quality content. https://t.co/yv8gdbSIfI
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Nov 24, 2019 3:41 AM
@SFBART @ManishEarth I’m not sure I understand...is there an illustration or animation showing what happens when a gate closes on a child?
Nov 24, 2019 3:24 AM
@SFBART @ManishEarth What about my five-year old’s head?
Nov 24, 2019 3:24 AM
RT @ManishEarth: Love that @SFBART spent money on upgrading to murder gates but half the little screens are still broken so if you go throu…
Nov 24, 2019 3:03 AM
@ysr1729 Rocket Singh https://t.co/CuAmQfF1Is
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Nov 24, 2019 3:01 AM
@ysr1729 The Departed https://t.co/Vxhud164b8
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Nov 24, 2019 2:59 AM
@ysr1729 Heat https://t.co/H7tnfHaGrN
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Nov 24, 2019 2:54 AM
@ysr1729 In The Loop https://t.co/zEZpif0x61
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Nov 24, 2019 2:50 AM
@ysr1729 Amélie https://t.co/4KsNFYhO9o
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Nov 24, 2019 2:43 AM
Fun, albeit short, hike along the country roads of Glen Park with @RadhikaBrown this afternoon. https://t.co/7CSpufoMa0
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Nov 24, 2019 2:03 AM
@ysr1729 Ronin https://t.co/XAMIvDIDMn
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Nov 24, 2019 2:01 AM
@ysr1729 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy https://t.co/qSZtNH25lN
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Nov 23, 2019 9:10 PM
RT @Oatmeal: BREAKING: Tesla announces new CyberBus https://t.co/Q7E9LYHTFG
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Nov 23, 2019 7:50 PM
@cambridgemike Only once the windshield can withstand baseball-sized hailstones will Tesla R&D turn its attention towards lesser forms of p…
Nov 23, 2019 7:42 PM
RT @cambridgemike: I still haven’t heard any answers about why the Cybertruck doesn’t have windshield wipers
Nov 23, 2019 6:34 PM
@tubes @behindyourback Love these! Also, the back truck on the green one is mounted backwards unless that’s a cruiser thing.
Nov 23, 2019 7:21 AM
RT @AventuraObscura: A woman weaving a tapestry, Paris, France, 1945. https://t.co/Yag5teVrgR
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Nov 23, 2019 7:19 AM
RT @hipsterelectron: heartbreak hotel and hilbert hotel rhyme way way way too much to be a coincidence
Nov 23, 2019 7:18 AM
@hipsterelectron can·tor /ˈkan(t)ər,ˈkantôr/ noun a person who sings solo verses or passages to which the choir or congregation responds h…
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Nov 23, 2019 6:11 AM
Moms across America will spring into action tomorrow morning to text E. coli warnings to their adult children. /cc: @leslieberland https:…
Nov 23, 2019 5:58 AM
@TonyPrintezis She’s a fan. Already knows about the Darth/Luke situation from school playground gossip.
Nov 23, 2019 5:02 AM
Anyway, excited to pass my fears on to the next generation. https://t.co/8o7jAcNpHA
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Nov 23, 2019 4:58 AM
Wondering if my claustrophobia originates from watching the trash compactor scene in Star Wars at an early age. https://t.co/CL4bbZD8od
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Nov 23, 2019 1:21 AM
RT @mikefinger: A pregame exchange with Gregg Popovich, whose team has lost seven consecutive games: https://t.co/xTfnNCeDVG
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Nov 23, 2019 12:39 AM
@beamjack @ntakayama @davidhillgm +1 for Wheely Dan
Nov 22, 2019 9:56 PM
Hey @Scavino45, since you are Director of Social Media for the @WhiteHouse can we assume that not returning access was your call? https://t…
Nov 22, 2019 9:53 PM
RT @AmbJohnBolton: In full disclosure, the @WhiteHouse never returned access to my Twitter account. Thank you to @twitter for standing by…
Nov 22, 2019 8:18 PM
RT @AmbJohnBolton: Re: speaking up -- since resigning as National Security Advisor, the @WhiteHouse refused to return access to my personal…
Nov 22, 2019 6:23 PM
@davemangot @salesforce I do too!
Nov 22, 2019 5:50 PM
@petrillic My money is on a combination of XML, XSD, and XSLT.
Nov 22, 2019 5:19 PM
@petrillic s/replanning/reformatting
Nov 22, 2019 5:13 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/XYie5jSluh
Nov 22, 2019 1:46 PM
RT @WomenWhoCode: 🙏🏾Dear Women, We Need You in #Tech! 👩🏾💻Join one of the largest networks of #WomenInTech → https://t.co/LHUEcoAAad #wome…
Nov 22, 2019 4:24 AM
RT @TwitterSupport: We’ve updated how you can use two-factor authentication, allowing you to enable it with or without a phone number. Here…
Nov 22, 2019 4:16 AM
@steelydance @maxmichaels Er, I mean the previous Tweet.
Nov 22, 2019 4:16 AM
@steelydance @maxmichaels @maxmichaels Hah! You faved my RT while I was @-mentioning you on this Tweet!
Nov 22, 2019 4:15 AM
Strong follow: @steelydance /cc:@maxmichaels
Nov 22, 2019 4:13 AM
RT @steelydance: https://t.co/U5b3dzZWjD
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Nov 22, 2019 4:11 AM
@panzer Seriously. https://t.co/LVXRksVmcR
Nov 22, 2019 4:04 AM
@amyf Roadmap review fatigue. Also, existential angst and the inescapable Sisyphean gravity of the human condition.
Nov 22, 2019 3:50 AM
@ysr1729 https://t.co/ljlSNtXmld
Nov 22, 2019 3:47 AM
RT @igb: 2) any images or photos in a tweet must have useful and considered alt-text
Nov 22, 2019 3:07 AM
RT @ptraughber: In San Francisco the fine for not paying the transit fare is $125 and the fine for not paying the parking meter is $76. @je…
Nov 22, 2019 1:32 AM
OH: "BART legs" is the learned ability to remain stable and standing as the train repositions itself in order to open it’s doors.
Nov 22, 2019 12:53 AM
@joep Can’t fail if you don’t try. https://t.co/WVeniUUR9B
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Nov 22, 2019 12:18 AM
Is @SalesForce Chatter™ still a thing?
Nov 22, 2019 12:17 AM
RT @patio11: This is true of the iPhone and a number of other technical artifacts, and it is underremarked upon. https://t.co/jujfvzzj53
Nov 22, 2019 12:09 AM
RT @mikecvet: When I'm on a paired technical interview panel with a woman, I let her drive. She asks most questions, I take notes. Even whe…
Nov 21, 2019 11:26 PM
RT @igb: Roadmaps? Where we're going, we don't need roadmaps.
Nov 21, 2019 11:25 PM
I'm never planning anything again. https://t.co/9RvoPtf66v
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Nov 21, 2019 5:25 PM
RT @timescanner: Online memes will replace language entirely. No human experience will be understandable except as it relates to contextles…
Nov 21, 2019 5:23 PM
"SF You Cost Too Much" Anon., 2019 Mixed media Valencia & 16th https://t.co/ppOwKW0QIe
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Nov 21, 2019 4:25 PM
RT @BostonGlobe: Jake Burton Carpenter, who founded Burton Snowboards and brought snowboarding to the masses, turning the sport into a bill…
Nov 21, 2019 3:47 PM
@jhamlett Oh no!
Nov 21, 2019 4:17 AM
@jef_poskanzer @burritojustice Phew!
Nov 21, 2019 4:16 AM
@jef_poskanzer @burritojustice what’s the story here? Is that antenna/array/tine/whatever being replaced?
Nov 21, 2019 4:11 AM
@djpardis @fulligin @chrisarvinsf @JaniceForBART ☕️💕👀
Nov 21, 2019 3:11 AM
RT @kayeblegvad: MTA explain yourself https://t.co/yT2GXAzG9H
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Nov 21, 2019 3:02 AM
RT @danielpunkass: I don't envy @tim_cook's job, finding the compromise between flagrantly defying the President and kowtowing to his every…
Nov 21, 2019 2:02 AM
RT @igb: The only thing worse than a meeting that's too long is a meeting that's too short.
Nov 21, 2019 1:07 AM
Just gonna stop into Walgreens rn and buy a couple extra pacifiers for this evening’s commute.
Nov 21, 2019 12:58 AM
RT @ditzkoff: me showing up to a rap battle https://t.co/iBQU719idF
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Nov 20, 2019 5:31 PM
"The Five Types of Meetings You Are Allowed to Have in Heaven" by the best-selling author of "Thursdays WFH With Morrie".
Nov 20, 2019 4:34 PM
@AahnaBrown found it for us a few blocks back! https://t.co/fXSkEPhym8
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Nov 20, 2019 3:57 PM
Time is a flat circle. https://t.co/Y7ES2AJdWv
Nov 20, 2019 3:12 PM
Current impeachment hearing status: https://t.co/1JXPIy6bRq
Nov 20, 2019 12:28 PM
@mnnakamura @googledocs I don’t think the analog for docs is links. Think JSP include tags where content is aggregated server side and rend…
Nov 20, 2019 6:09 AM
@kpk @jack @leslieberland @Twitter IKR?! It's perfect.
Nov 20, 2019 5:37 AM
RT @igb: Why is DRY not a fundamental principal of roadmaps, OKRs, plans, etc. and the CMSes (often @googledocs) on which they are built?
Nov 20, 2019 4:47 AM
@Sharat_Chander @java I have #TwitterVMTeam stickers you can keep.
Nov 20, 2019 4:45 AM
@Sharat_Chander @java I’ll certainly trade some #TwitterVMTeam swag for a few Duke stickers.
Nov 20, 2019 4:40 AM
@Sharat_Chander @java Sigh. Oh well. It’s certainly a classic then!
Nov 20, 2019 4:33 AM
@Sharat_Chander @java Can we trade you folks some Twitter or #TwitterVMTeam swag for one of these?
Nov 20, 2019 4:17 AM
Hey @Jack and @leslieberland, I’ve found the new logo/mascot/manifestation of @Twitter. https://t.co/KWJnz70K44
Nov 20, 2019 4:10 AM
RT @christinawilkie: The White House is using its official "dot gov" government Twitter account to attack a decorated Army officer who is…
Nov 20, 2019 3:57 AM
RT @katerj: My entire team was laid off this morning. I’m devastated to say the least. I have experience in JavaScript, React, Redux, sty…
Nov 19, 2019 11:26 PM
RT @sfexaminer: BART reporting death on train at South Hayward Station https://t.co/bmhwP19TxJ
Nov 19, 2019 8:32 PM
@TwitterEng is excited and honored to be a part of the JCP Executive Committee for another two-year term!
Nov 19, 2019 8:32 PM
Shout out to @TonyPrintezis for all his hard work with @jcp_org on behalf of @TwitterEng & Java/Scala developers everywhere! #TwitterVMTeam…
Nov 19, 2019 8:25 PM
RT @heathervc: @jcp_org Congratulations to ARM, Fujitsu, IBM, Intel, SouJava (Ratified); Twitter, Tomitribe (Elected); Marcus Biel, Ken Fog…
Nov 19, 2019 8:25 PM
RT @jcp_org: 2019 #JCP EC Elections results are published! Congratulations to the newly elected and re-elected JCP Members and thank you t…
Nov 19, 2019 8:25 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Many thanks to the JCP members for trusting Twitter with this very important task for two more years! #Java #JCP And co…
Nov 19, 2019 5:25 PM
The upside of the toddler ditching her shoes, socks, & stroller while melting down mid-commute is that I have zero fucks left to give today.
Nov 19, 2019 4:21 PM
@nvgrw The French.
Nov 19, 2019 2:14 PM
That said, and I can’t stress this enough, DO NOT READ PERISCOPE/LIVE VIDEO COMMENTS.
Nov 19, 2019 2:10 PM
There is one and only one @Twitter account for which one should enable "Only Tweets with live video" device alerts. https://t.co/GaymV9bUvc
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Nov 19, 2019 12:57 PM
@Caroline5 @SFBART It’s the new elevator attendant program. It’s awesome. Way better elevator experience at the stations where it’s been de…
Nov 19, 2019 7:18 AM
@jayholler @annaholler 🙁
Nov 19, 2019 7:01 AM
@kf @secretasianman @lenazun It's an incredibly long train ride if you have no soundtrack.
Nov 19, 2019 7:01 AM
@kf @secretasianman @lenazun I had an early bus to catch to Chicago (I was in Madison at the time) in order to get the train so I embarked …
Nov 19, 2019 6:59 AM
@kf @secretasianman @lenazun The night before I left on the trip my roommate borrowed my walkman (this was 1994) and left it at a house par…
Nov 19, 2019 6:49 AM
@kf @secretasianman @lenazun My Nebraska-at-night-by-train experience (ORD->PDX) was waking up after each local stop w/a diff. stranger sit…
Nov 19, 2019 6:38 AM
@yschimke @slyphon https://t.co/EfgYsOktSC
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Nov 19, 2019 6:23 AM
RT @ezraklein: Marijuana is a gateway drug for marijuana legalization.
Nov 19, 2019 6:07 AM
@arrdem A strange game. The only winning move is to subtweet it.
Nov 19, 2019 5:32 AM
This is a sub-retweet. https://t.co/dp4d59pIS4
Nov 19, 2019 3:54 AM
RT @CNN: The House of Representatives is now investigating whether President Trump lied to special counsel Robert Mueller in written answer…
Nov 19, 2019 3:03 AM
RT @ysr1729: Not a very productive day at work, but I think I helped save a life at BART parking this morning. A woman had spilled her bag…
Nov 18, 2019 10:55 PM
@baroquebobcat Same: https://t.co/TvYMJJoR2m
Nov 18, 2019 5:26 PM
RT @vonjuliano: Published a new blog post: Contributing to Quill, a Pairing Session https://t.co/UsRS3JO44E A transcript of a pairing ses…
Nov 18, 2019 3:49 AM
@jdecked @thenetmonkey Billy is a strong follow.
Nov 18, 2019 3:47 AM
RT @ritaparada: This happens in other countries too but it’s a less noticeable pattern because of variable billing cycles. In Japan, there’…
Nov 18, 2019 3:47 AM
RT @ritaparada: Common practice in a lot of countries. Internet speed (network) doesn’t really get slower, just carriers throttle the speed…
Nov 18, 2019 3:18 AM
RT @SarahSpain: A touchdown! An actual Bears touchdown!
Nov 18, 2019 2:08 AM
Disney+ auth thread: https://t.co/1GP0WyYgYH
Nov 18, 2019 12:55 AM
Sutro is looking a little lopsided this evening. https://t.co/LzmwSZAXCl
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Nov 18, 2019 12:37 AM
The crowded future stings my eyes. https://t.co/v1Voinexn9
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Nov 17, 2019 11:01 PM
RT @csittenfeld: At least once a day I think about how Buttigieg seems smart, has a delightful husband & is the literal embodiment of the t…
Nov 17, 2019 10:42 PM
RT @yoavweiss: In Japan, the web is slower towards the end of the month due to data caps, resulting in reduced engagement https://t.co/rKWC…
Nov 17, 2019 9:29 PM
Democracy is a failed system. https://t.co/93Ds6Uzios
Nov 17, 2019 4:51 PM
@amdev @beamjack That or perhaps a Robert Smithson tribute?
Nov 17, 2019 2:45 AM
@cmeik Eco: "A library is not just a place to keep books one has already read, but is a deposit for books to be read at some future time."
Nov 17, 2019 12:59 AM
@arrdem defragging...new books plus kids fucked around with lower shelves...gotta get it back to A-Z order
Nov 17, 2019 12:25 AM
Stacks overflow. https://t.co/EIixUEDlLN
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Nov 16, 2019 10:20 PM
RT @micheal: slides finally done👌🏽 —join us tomorrow for the SpinnakerSummit keynote. https://t.co/QiDzhOGygP https://t.co/ey6KJA8IwX
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Nov 16, 2019 10:03 PM
RT @brianschatz: The free market will not solve pollution. https://t.co/QTwCztvEGY
Nov 16, 2019 9:26 PM
@mkruz @bhaggs I only drink out of yellow and orange, so the wear should be more or less even overall.
Nov 16, 2019 9:23 PM
@richardrabbat MIRA/@studiogang FTW!
Nov 16, 2019 9:17 PM
RT @odannyboy: As a @Twitter employee, I'm dismayed by this. Not only do I think we shouldn't be contributing to far-right candidates, but…
Nov 16, 2019 8:12 PM
@speakjava Strained familial relationships, resentment, & simmering ideological conflict expressed by snarky asides, underbreath mutterings…
Nov 16, 2019 8:05 PM
@A_New_Train @RadhikaBrown That is, AFAIK, the plan. Now if we could stop wasting time on silly things like more restrictive fare gates we’…
Nov 16, 2019 7:17 PM
@kibblesmith argot: "fuck yourself"
Nov 16, 2019 6:41 PM
@A_New_Train @RadhikaBrown @SFBART Too much money is wasted on suppressing fare evasion for anything meaningful to be funded.
Nov 16, 2019 5:44 PM
@seb_m It’s crime time.
Nov 16, 2019 5:39 PM
RT @timbray: Oracle/Google Java litigation headed for the US Supreme Court. https://t.co/QcPG5gvnec
Nov 16, 2019 3:57 PM
RT @JVMPerformance: A race of two compilers: Graal JIT vs. C2 JIT. Which one offers better runtime performance? by Ionut Balosin https://t…
Nov 16, 2019 5:56 AM
RT @asaulys: decent thread. typical internal caveats apply. fuck type 1: https://t.co/8tmWfPhYpC
Nov 16, 2019 5:52 AM
RT @jameshamblin: This app needs a button that’s like “wait I don’t understand what everyone’s referring to”
Nov 16, 2019 5:31 AM
RT @nicolarushton: Why is it that it feels like we have to go into people management to be empowered to do good work?
Nov 16, 2019 5:28 AM
RT @MLBRandomStats: If the other team knew what pitch you were going to throw every time, what would be the most dominant pitch?
Nov 16, 2019 4:41 AM
@ning_sf @Twitter It was an honor to work with you. #BePositive
Nov 16, 2019 3:57 AM
RT @OmarJimenez: Live tweeting your own impeachment hearing + having your own live tweets end up as a question in your own impeachment hear…
Nov 16, 2019 2:02 AM
Surf’s up at 16th & Guerrero. https://t.co/DjbWQBSMSr
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Nov 16, 2019 1:29 AM
Same day, different puddle. https://t.co/VwaljvPXeV
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Nov 15, 2019 7:15 PM
Sage management advice from me & @jpd: "Meat in the seat is better than air in the chair."
Nov 15, 2019 6:40 PM
RT @vijaya: Today, we’re sharing the full details of Twitter's new political ads policy. I encourage you to read through it for the full de…
Nov 15, 2019 6:38 PM
@lindaruthless 25!!!
Nov 15, 2019 5:24 PM
@goldengateblond @odannyboy I’d say it was @Scavino45 but I’m not sure he knows how to use Twitter correctly either.
Nov 15, 2019 5:18 PM
Curiouser and curiouser. https://t.co/BHj0SdJjkc
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Nov 15, 2019 4:47 PM
RT @ftrain: Post Malone implies the existence of Get, Put, Patch, and Delete Malone.
Nov 15, 2019 4:40 PM
I ♡ BART https://t.co/mw20vdp9hG
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Nov 15, 2019 2:48 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: A barely coherent Devin Nunes reading a barely coherent letter written by Donald Trump is like a turducken of stupid.
Nov 15, 2019 2:37 PM
@joshu Steve Reich’s "Music for 18 Musicians" https://t.co/Jw9x9UaIPW
Nov 15, 2019 7:19 AM
@msilver Once again we must learn that democracy is a failed system.
Nov 15, 2019 5:42 AM
@satanjeev @laurenmzabel iTunes, but same.
Nov 15, 2019 5:41 AM
@satanjeev @laurenmzabel I highly recommend this audiobook of Frozen-universe stories for long (or short) car trips. https://t.co/PmGADcNezd
Nov 15, 2019 5:34 AM
@laurenmzabel @satanjeev But Frozen was a legit great movie.
Nov 15, 2019 5:33 AM
@laurenmzabel @satanjeev Don’t forget the number of times we have listened to the soundtrack. https://t.co/B7Pk25KOKd
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Nov 15, 2019 5:16 AM
@laurenmzabel Frozen 2 https://t.co/dO3WgLMstD
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Nov 15, 2019 4:41 AM
Snikt! https://t.co/fkmEkdrmNF
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Nov 15, 2019 4:35 AM
RT @kmlake: Equalizing parental leave is a big step forward for equality in the workplace and for setting a foundation of equality for the…
Nov 15, 2019 4:33 AM
RT @JenAshleyWright: Statler and Waldorf’s friendship is beautiful. Don’t underestimate the power of hating the exact same things.
Nov 15, 2019 3:11 AM
RT @dieworkwear: 2010 reducing 2011 this 2012 decade 2013 to 2014 ten 2015 films 2016 is 2017 hopelessly 2018 Richard Spencer Getting…
Nov 15, 2019 1:08 AM
@ilunatech @SFBART Fell into the floor and the elevator attendant put it on the rail so I could find it on my way back.
Nov 15, 2019 12:37 AM
RT @nachosarah: cocaine in sodas https://t.co/DsZB21Vglj
Nov 14, 2019 8:31 PM
@egd Wilson?
Nov 14, 2019 6:17 PM
@gpapilion Which is the more common use case?
Nov 14, 2019 6:04 PM
RT @MarisaKabas: This headline is so Long Island that it just ordered a jumbo iced coffee and gave me the finger https://t.co/rbyD7VF7w3
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Nov 14, 2019 5:38 PM
Found it in the Embarcadero BART station platform elevator! https://t.co/gPu5Kb2UMk
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Nov 14, 2019 5:22 PM
Current toddler-commute status: backtracking to find a shoe.
Nov 14, 2019 3:59 PM
Metaphysical hauntings like these have plagued Dads like myself for generations. It’s why we arrive at airports 2 hours before departure. h…
Nov 14, 2019 2:56 PM
A troubling dream wherein I was infinitely far away from the gate of my imminently departing flight.
Nov 14, 2019 6:42 AM
RT @RollOverEasy: Oh my, we’ve got a very fun show for you tomorrow! @hknightsf & @peterhartlaub will be joining us to talk about 49 miles…
Nov 14, 2019 6:36 AM
You were right. https://t.co/t0SGGHkeEy
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Nov 14, 2019 6:00 AM
@CGregoryBrown Technically it’s been 6.75 years.
Nov 14, 2019 5:14 AM
RT @girrl_fieri: forcing ur homie to look at a good tweet u made https://t.co/7kKX09nDb9
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Nov 14, 2019 4:51 AM
And people say I'm hard to shop for... https://t.co/XdGSK4jxuK
Nov 14, 2019 4:29 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: Amazing Company! 4,800 strong worldwide with 2,500 boosting the San Francisco/Bay Area. Inclusive, energetic, and engage…
Nov 14, 2019 4:12 AM
RT @KQED: Commuted across the Bay Bridge lately? Well say happy birthday, it officially opened for traffic this week 83 years ago! Cruise…
Nov 14, 2019 4:04 AM
@QConSF @InfoQ Erlang, obvs.
Nov 14, 2019 2:48 AM
@ysr1729 Here’s to 5 more! #TwitterVMTeam
Nov 14, 2019 2:30 AM
RT @ysr1729: Good bye and thanks for all the fish! It was great helping birth you, spending time with you and learning your personality as…
Nov 14, 2019 12:53 AM
It was really special having @lizwiggi and @CGregoryBrown here at @Twitter today for #TweeParentsDay! https://t.co/MDvKe9VY7p
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Nov 14, 2019 12:23 AM
RT @ysr1729: Proud to be 5 years at Twitter. Time flies when you’re having fun! #LoveWhereYouWork #TwitterVMTeam #OneTeam
Nov 13, 2019 6:15 PM
@CaptainPJ I feel seen.
Nov 13, 2019 4:44 PM
Current toddler-commute status. https://t.co/SPfwJ4Yp6p
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Nov 13, 2019 12:47 PM
RT @aaghevli: An edit button that only allows you replace “their, they’re and there” with each other if necessary.
Nov 13, 2019 4:45 AM
@Holger @AahnaBrown https://t.co/ZK3JQtpDjc
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Nov 13, 2019 4:25 AM
Dinner date with @AahnaBrown this evening. Elle a essayé des escargots pour la première fois! 🐌 https://t.co/ggS6qyaxtG
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Nov 13, 2019 1:59 AM
@satanjeev @SFBART See also: https://t.co/NYXPyIAMox
Nov 13, 2019 1:58 AM
@satanjeev @SFBART When I’ve got the 5yo and the toddler (in a stroller) I definitely try to align with middle door.
Nov 12, 2019 11:30 PM
RT @turtlekiosk: fingerprint readers on laptops are mostly used for biometrics but they should use them to map functionality to different f…
Nov 12, 2019 7:08 PM
I just witnessed an epic rap battle between two of @TwitterEng’s best freestylers. https://t.co/EAs9zgFaHf
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Nov 12, 2019 6:47 PM
RT @terje_haakonsen: You got Plant 🌱 ? I like lip tricks. Enough to give away 3 pairs of @sweetprotection new goggles to the best hand plan…
Nov 12, 2019 6:42 PM
@dordogh https://t.co/276NsFsDbB
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Nov 12, 2019 6:14 PM
My peers are about to find out my sense of humor and charisma doesn’t scale beyond an audience of ~20 people.
Nov 12, 2019 5:15 PM
Today in BART distributed systems: at GP sign *incorrectly* advertised a 2-door train. At 16th the sign for the same train says ”3-DOOR". h…
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Nov 12, 2019 3:20 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: JCP members: Reminder! Make sure you vote in the Nov 2019 EC Elections! #Java #JCP https://t.co/cDozG1OInx
Nov 12, 2019 3:04 PM
@Zeke_Cao @networkjanitor @jpd @Ramin_DK User Story: as a TCC manager, I should be able to throttle site traffic with a wah-wah pedal.
Nov 12, 2019 3:01 PM
@CABBIbio Let’s go science!
Nov 12, 2019 2:11 PM
RT @TwitterTogether: We are all DREAMERS #DefendDACA https://t.co/FL7TLe7fOX
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Nov 12, 2019 3:41 AM
RT @sinKEVitch: Wishing #PresidentCarter a full and speedy recovery. https://t.co/JZ9TvrqrN3
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Nov 12, 2019 3:35 AM
RT @Snowden: The Chinese edition of my new book, #PermanentRecord, has just been censored. This violates the publishing agreement, so I'm g…
Nov 12, 2019 3:31 AM
RT @ptraughber: Which non-profits/NGOs are the most effective at reducing homeless in San Francisco?
Nov 12, 2019 3:17 AM
RT @karaswisher: Ok Schumer https://t.co/xxIpZ0WVWY
Nov 12, 2019 3:16 AM
RT @sarah_edo: My parents asked me what @Netlify does and kept asking “why” and “how” questions for a half hour and we’ve somehow backed al…
Nov 12, 2019 3:10 AM
RT @GoldnBear14: And we’re off ! First PB Sequel II runs @IGB 🧬 are going 👏😄🤞! @jgi @BerkeleyLab @PacBio https://t.co/ojWJhn9QlC
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Nov 12, 2019 3:06 AM
@GoldnBear14 @jgi @BerkeleyLab @PacBio Great job everybody! Science FTW!
Nov 12, 2019 3:03 AM
RT @Scott_Wiener: Stockton Street for people vs Stockton Street for cars I vote for the people option https://t.co/AmD7Qe0EGO
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Nov 12, 2019 1:25 AM
RT @nitsanw: Join me and @brayniac (from @twitter) at the 'pacific' room @ 10:35 for High Resolution Performance Telemetry at Scale https:/…
Nov 11, 2019 11:10 PM
Strong endorsement of @ysr1729 by our President. https://t.co/XbX2uuSdzR
Nov 11, 2019 7:23 PM
RT @joeygllghr: https://t.co/U29AZ3Rj9D
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Nov 11, 2019 6:49 PM
Tired: subtweets Wired: promoted subtweets
Nov 11, 2019 5:13 PM
@agsopko @jayholler https://t.co/pGBE8DSklk
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Nov 11, 2019 4:47 PM
@Sharat_Chander 😬
Nov 11, 2019 4:33 PM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/s2UiRe9bBs
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Nov 11, 2019 3:35 PM
@jayholler @agsopko I’m owl in.
Nov 11, 2019 3:24 PM
@jayholler @agsopko Seriously. 🦉
Nov 11, 2019 3:18 PM
RT @xaxat: @doctorow But, but…. https://t.co/N1qcwzAsdM
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Nov 11, 2019 4:48 AM
RT @AFP: A New York financial regulator said it is investigating claims of gender discrimination by the new credit card from tech giant App…
Nov 11, 2019 4:36 AM
@alexisohanian @inafried Probably a trolling bot. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 11, 2019 4:32 AM
RT @simplybastow: If you deconstruct a timeline roadmap, it's basically just a chart, with: - ⏰ Time on the x-axis, creating a timeline - ✅…
Nov 11, 2019 3:52 AM
🌊🏄🏼 https://t.co/cCx9AET6T1
Nov 11, 2019 3:44 AM
@nbsteel @AahnaBrown We've driven past it so many times...@pgarg was on the phone so couldn't object when I took the (northbound) exit.
Nov 11, 2019 3:30 AM
RT @textfiles: When the cofounder of Apple reports Apple Pay has a sexist algorithm https://t.co/4gyXXTAviz
Nov 11, 2019 2:58 AM
@amyf @AsmaraRahat But Asmara has a valid point in questioning the orthodox view and for exceptional cases had a detailed implementation in…
Nov 11, 2019 2:56 AM
@amyf @AsmaraRahat FWIW I am in violent agreement with this Tweet: https://t.co/hvEuuU4FQW
Nov 11, 2019 2:56 AM
@amyf @AsmaraRahat "Should milestones have date ranges or should they be points in time?"
Nov 11, 2019 2:43 AM
Interesting and informed take (with MS Project implementation details!) from @AsmaraRahat on milestones with date ranges. https://t.co/El1…
Nov 11, 2019 2:09 AM
280 has scenic "vista points" with climbing trees. 101 does not. https://t.co/caUNTdqLfl
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Nov 11, 2019 1:34 AM
RT @JuliusGoat: "What is the precise moment, in the life of a country, when tyranny takes hold? It rarely happens in an instant; it arrives…
Nov 11, 2019 1:33 AM
ETOOMANYROADMAPS
Nov 10, 2019 11:31 PM
Stereo ‘scope. https://t.co/AGBmlNrMpW
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Nov 10, 2019 11:11 PM
Fun Stanford Dish hike this afternoon! https://t.co/kQ69s6pq3G
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Nov 10, 2019 10:52 PM
@arrdem Many (most?) project should have start and end dates though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 10, 2019 10:50 PM
@arrdem Milestones *should* have dates. Milestones *should not* have start dates *and* end dates.
Nov 10, 2019 10:38 PM
Spotted this acorn woodpecker on today’s hike. https://t.co/A7lrZJcvch
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Nov 10, 2019 10:27 PM
RT @posco: @tanonev @cynthiablee https://t.co/6JONlR4OsE
Nov 10, 2019 9:36 PM
What kind of bird is this? https://t.co/yb3ONvV1t5
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Nov 10, 2019 6:43 PM
INADS (I’m not a data scientist) is the IANAL (I am not a lawyer) of 2020. Come on Twitter, let’s make this disclaiming acronym happen!
Nov 10, 2019 6:04 PM
@msilver A point in time associated with a unit of work/feature/etc.
Nov 10, 2019 6:04 PM
@msilver Sure, but IMO a "milestone" should be a *point* in time, not a date range. At least not for the majority of normal use cases.
Nov 10, 2019 5:44 PM
Should project plan "milestones" have start & end dates?
Nov 10, 2019 7:11 AM
RT @EmoPhilips: I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out int…
Nov 10, 2019 1:10 AM
A fun end to an awesome season of coaching some really great kids. https://t.co/Z4u6LauffL
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Nov 9, 2019 6:57 PM
I don’t even use Instagram and I think this is a bad idea. https://t.co/BCH3Vu52qe
Nov 9, 2019 6:52 PM
@amyt Congrats!
Nov 9, 2019 4:04 PM
@salesforce In terms of cost, yes.
Nov 9, 2019 3:48 PM
@towns XSD FTW https://t.co/0csHIUVzfZ
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Nov 9, 2019 6:23 AM
@cahdoria_ @TonyPrintezis Seriously.
Nov 9, 2019 3:15 AM
Look, I know it’s not even Thanksgiving yet, but, comrades, hear me out: what if we start The War On Christmas early this year? https://t.c…
Nov 9, 2019 2:44 AM
They were (I kid you not): "rebooting the train in order to make the doors work".
Nov 9, 2019 2:36 AM
Even BART has a dark mode now. https://t.co/QUC6cTMD0a
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Nov 9, 2019 1:39 AM
RT @KenJennings: Tired: knowing all the words to “Its the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” Wired: knowing the barely audib…
Nov 9, 2019 12:59 AM
Welcome to the flock Anatol! #KaOS https://t.co/nVumdJQYVD
Nov 9, 2019 12:58 AM
BART was delayed so I bounced to MUNI which was fucked so now I’m back on BART which seems OK now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 9, 2019 12:21 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was preserving style information when you copy & paste between two different documents.
Nov 8, 2019 11:26 PM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/1urGcBiWhV
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Nov 8, 2019 10:45 PM
@arrdem Anything is better than copy and pasting content across years of Google docs.
Nov 8, 2019 10:24 PM
The continuous evolution of roadmap formats, and the relative stability of roadmap content, makes me pine for the days of XML & XSLT.
Nov 8, 2019 6:52 PM
@CorralesMD @SFBART At this point I question everything.
Nov 8, 2019 4:31 PM
Sign says it’s a "2-DOOR" train but it’s actually a new 3-door model. 🤔 https://t.co/zYK95RMdtt
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Nov 8, 2019 2:15 PM
RT @MicroFlashFic: Doug bumped an old man who looked like he was made of crumpled paper. He apologized; the man shrugged, saying it was no…
Nov 7, 2019 3:43 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: We’re partnering with @SFBART to expand the Elevator Attendant Program to Montgomery & Embarcadero stations 👏🏽Data shows th…
Nov 7, 2019 8:37 AM
@cmort @jmascis ☝️
Nov 7, 2019 8:18 AM
Keep it like a secret. https://t.co/bEMRzf5o8G
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Nov 7, 2019 5:22 AM
I just heard the greatest story. https://t.co/8xYgm65jF1
Nov 7, 2019 5:10 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: Pour a drink tonight to honor @SFBART official Wilfred T. Ussery, who spent the 1980s and 1990s trying to convince his f…
Nov 6, 2019 5:44 PM
Current commute status: "Time is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again, forever." https…
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Nov 6, 2019 5:02 PM
Holy shit take your fucking backpack off on a crowded train please.
Nov 6, 2019 10:49 AM
RT @mattblaze: Every election day, I think about what an intractability difficult problem civil elections are, how miraculous it is we pull…
Nov 6, 2019 4:03 AM
RT @JRubinBlogger: If you are a R senator in a state less red than Ky. you are in deep trouble
Nov 6, 2019 4:02 AM
RT @SFBART: This mini horse is a service animal, and the owner provided paperwork to a station agent stating so. After consultation (statio…
Nov 6, 2019 3:53 AM
RT @thehill: JUST IN: Woman who was fired after seen flipping off Trump's motorcade defeats GOP incumbent in Virginia race https://t.co/kEj…
Nov 6, 2019 3:47 AM
RT @nickgourevitch: You know who else is uniquely unpopular https://t.co/1cdfZlP3Pw
Nov 6, 2019 3:44 AM
RT @jonfavs: Oh you don’t say https://t.co/gnFQ8pkZAe
Nov 6, 2019 3:27 AM
@javawithjiva @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown Vote early, vote often.
Nov 6, 2019 3:27 AM
Shoutout to our neighbors Jack & Charlene who volunteered to staff the polls from 6AM to 9PM today!
Nov 6, 2019 3:12 AM
JIT civic responsibility fulfillment. https://t.co/xJqTnpt1o3
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Nov 6, 2019 12:43 AM
No kidding. Switching over to @sfmta_muni at Powell. https://t.co/PMlpaoN9c7
Nov 6, 2019 12:41 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: BART is recovering from an earlier problem. There is a major delay on the San Francisco Line in the East Bay direction due…
Nov 5, 2019 8:49 PM
@krismerrill @heyjoshua @roach @cmort The baby's mom did not think much of my modest proposal.
Nov 5, 2019 8:49 PM
@krismerrill @heyjoshua @roach @cmort A child will make 2 dishes at an entertainment for friends & when a family dines alone the fore or hi…
Nov 5, 2019 6:19 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: JCP members: Make sure you vote for the Nov 2019 EC Elections! And, yes, Twitter is running again for an EC Elected Sea…
Nov 5, 2019 5:25 PM
RT @heyanmarie: I saw no less than 4 fare inspectors holding a @SFBART train at Ashby. The last thing the Bay Area needs is an entire train…
Nov 5, 2019 5:10 PM
While the geometry of BART is decidedly Euclidean, it’s elevators are loathsomely redolent of limitless abysses and eldritch horrors. https…
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Nov 5, 2019 4:17 PM
RT @Travon: Remember this moment the next time they tell a black athlete not to be political. https://t.co/yVObHgKrUQ
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Nov 5, 2019 2:26 PM
RT @KTVU: BART supervisor John O'Connor is being hailed a hero after he noticed a rider fall from a platform and grabbed him just as an onc…
Nov 5, 2019 1:24 PM
@heyjoshua @roach Best parenting advice I ever got (from @cmort) was that the noise of the fan above a stovetop range puts them to sleep.
Nov 5, 2019 6:26 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Just so we’re all clear since there’s a lot of disagreement about birth years: Boomer = Anyone older than you that you…
Nov 5, 2019 5:54 AM
@dantley - get rid of the "average color" background for image views #designtwitter
Nov 5, 2019 4:56 AM
RT @AisiTaisiDemo: That one week in Delhi's calendar when its air is more toxic than its masculinity.
Nov 5, 2019 4:02 AM
PARENTING.JPG https://t.co/CMoQDKukfv
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Nov 5, 2019 3:49 AM
The only thing good about DST is twilight school pickups. https://t.co/sPA4p6BhJu
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Nov 5, 2019 3:39 AM
RT @ftrain: Cognitive biases https://t.co/0KbuvT5dyx
Nov 5, 2019 3:26 AM
@nus Congratulations! What a beautiful girl and what a beautiful name!
Nov 5, 2019 2:25 AM
@jkup All my Tweets are underrated, Jon.
Nov 5, 2019 1:32 AM
@networkjanitor Perma is key.
Nov 5, 2019 12:27 AM
@GreenScreenCine Oh, I'm planning on making it happen, Jim. You might say I have a..."cap plan".
Nov 4, 2019 11:39 PM
RT @expliKateD: Another Stitch Fix eng role is open! We're looking for a Lead on our Transportation/Shipping team. Out of SF HQ or Remote.…
Nov 4, 2019 6:50 PM
TWITTER
Nov 4, 2019 6:49 PM
RT @MiriamElder: This whole transcript is an inside look into how the US bureaucracy lives in fear of Trump’s Twitter account.
Nov 4, 2019 6:49 PM
RT @MiriamElder: !!! The State Dept pulled Yovanovitch from Ukraine in such a rush because they were trying to get ahead of a potential Tru…
Nov 4, 2019 6:35 PM
Actually, "Frankenstein" is the name of the doctor. "FRANKENSTEIN" is the name of monster.
Nov 4, 2019 5:22 PM
Hey SF Twitter, what’s the best place to get breakfast in the vicinity of Mission & 16th?
Nov 4, 2019 5:21 PM
Is there a plan to roll the attendant program out to Mission &16th yet? /cc:@BevanDufty
Nov 4, 2019 4:51 PM
The #BART Elevator Attendant program arrived at EMB today and it’s THE GREATEST! Nice job @SFBART!
Nov 4, 2019 2:56 PM
@realDonaldTrump Read the room!
Nov 4, 2019 2:30 PM
I’m going to assume there’s an insufficient number of legislators with small children otherwise DST would have been cancelled years ago.
Nov 4, 2019 2:30 PM
Is there like a pro-DST lobby or something? Why are we still putting up with this nonsense?
Nov 4, 2019 2:23 PM
@jayholler @_TylerBussell Same. Any port in a storm.
Nov 4, 2019 2:44 AM
RT @MobyLives: “Run from your childhood.” https://t.co/qOBlh7DIIb
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Nov 4, 2019 12:55 AM
RT @imkialikethecar: long shot but: looking to chat with retired seniors in the Bay Area living on a fixed income (or not too much in retir…
Nov 3, 2019 10:12 PM
RT @HillaryClinton: This is the right thing to do for democracy in America and all over the world. What say you, @Facebook? https://t.co/…
Nov 3, 2019 9:46 PM
Beach day with the fam: @AahnaBrown surfed a ton! She only got out of the water when the hypothermia started to set in. 🥶🌊🏄🏽♀️ https://t…
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Nov 3, 2019 5:50 AM
RT @KimZetter: 8th-grade girl wins award for solution that fixes driver's blind spot in cars. She placed webcam behind pillar that's blocki…
Nov 3, 2019 12:57 AM
Post-soccer beach session. https://t.co/VRleyMV8n7
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Nov 2, 2019 5:01 PM
@BoomerMurray @gasca @robdehuff One of the best "business" or "leadership" books I’ve read.
Nov 2, 2019 3:26 PM
Uh...thread: https://t.co/IBVe4LmWLE
Nov 2, 2019 1:24 AM
@gasca https://t.co/OJCw9thKL6
Nov 1, 2019 10:53 PM
RT @JeffreyGuterman: @realDonaldTrump Will Trump be tried as an adult?
Nov 1, 2019 9:43 PM
RT @shaft: Can my tech comrades please signal boost this? They have documented their struggle. We have a responsibility to support them. @t…
Nov 1, 2019 5:58 PM
@slyphon what is this 2002 or something? https://t.co/HgDQ16Ng6U
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Nov 1, 2019 4:28 PM
RT @jnack: Holy shit. https://t.co/Yzvjko47fW
Nov 1, 2019 3:54 PM
@shu @jayholler Time for some "DAN E BOY" stickers.
Nov 1, 2019 2:09 PM
Congrats to @HiveTheory and all the other ex-Tweeps over at @fitbit on your pending Alphabetization! https://t.co/JDveNKpJGs
Nov 1, 2019 1:51 PM
RT @CHW: November 1st Chore: reset pic, update handle.
Nov 1, 2019 1:07 PM
RT @HarshaWalia: Billionaire tax evasion is a bigger problem than fare evasion. Public transit should be free anyway.
Nov 1, 2019 12:02 PM
RT @superchunk: All hands on the bad one https://t.co/Sijo1QBwnJ
Nov 1, 2019 11:31 AM
Hey @pantsbuild: https://t.co/PgllE6tFgd
Nov 1, 2019 11:29 AM
RT @normanmaurer: Want to work with me and others on #netty @ Apple and so have a big impact within Apple and the whole #JVM ecosystem ? Pl…
Nov 1, 2019 4:43 AM
RT @srw: To my daughter as you read through these tweets many many years later: While you were sleeping, I ate your Halloween candy. 🍭
Nov 1, 2019 4:40 AM
RT @_kelleesi: Y’all thought I was joking but no, I am a Sexy BART murder gate https://t.co/0ajZzGwIgf
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Nov 1, 2019 4:26 AM
@ysr1729 I have always required myself to follow fewer accounts than the number of accounts that follow me.
Nov 1, 2019 4:15 AM
@ysr1729 He’s not wrong.
Nov 1, 2019 3:27 AM
RT @dinosaurjr: Happy birthday to the Bug album! https://t.co/Kl51XCHqxJ
Nov 1, 2019 3:25 AM
RT @JaneVentureCap: Move over PayPal Mafia! These badass women from Uber, Twitter & Facebook (including our very own @annbordetsky at @Jane…