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Oct 31, 2019 8:52 PM
RT @jeamland: colleague: oh hey you’re back early me: code’s haunted colleague: what? me: *typing rm -rf /* code’s haunted
Oct 31, 2019 7:44 PM
RT @umatweep: The 2020 Graal Workshop at CGO #graalcgo2020 call for participation: https://t.co/S1euf5BCzu organized by #TwitterVMTeam , @T…
Oct 31, 2019 7:42 PM
@boo Have you tried pairing it to another attendee’s laptop yet?
Oct 31, 2019 7:13 PM
@BrianGoetz "rat-mentioning someone"
Oct 31, 2019 3:49 PM
RT @berrics: There is no one like Andy Anderson. When we asked him to film a Bangin’ we knew that we’d see some jaw-droppingly original shi…
Oct 31, 2019 2:36 PM
RT @KalvinMacleod: If you have to explain your costume you are doing Halloween right.
Oct 31, 2019 2:35 PM
@benj_fry https://t.co/oENQ9ueFZt
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Oct 31, 2019 1:33 PM
@laebshade https://t.co/JVR6cSwvaf
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Oct 31, 2019 1:09 PM
RT @rit: There are no bad ideas, Lemon. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong. https://t.co/OKhC4VuktQ
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Oct 31, 2019 4:52 AM
@djpardis @CarbonHealth @erenbali @alitamaseb Congrats to @CarbonHealth on a great hire!
Oct 31, 2019 4:15 AM
RT @Stu_Mundel: Pallet Yard Fire 95th & Alameda @LACoFDPIO battling huge fire feed by high winds @KCBSKCALDesk https://t.co/1VRTAMYZ6R
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Oct 31, 2019 4:09 AM
@dschonbe NHL-style https://t.co/pyWgK2Xnxk
Oct 31, 2019 3:53 AM
@DeptofDefense @Scavino45 @CENTCOM Dan buddy, stop tweeting propaganda and turn in the TV to watch the @Nationals win like real Americans.
Oct 31, 2019 3:50 AM
RT @Passionweiss: Congratulations to every Nationals fan except Brett Kavanaugh
Oct 31, 2019 3:46 AM
RT @JudyWoodruff: be still my heart https://t.co/oM4ejftOTi
Oct 31, 2019 3:39 AM
RT @jonnysun: philosophy majors be like “I” “”Have”” “””An””” “”””Essay”””” “””””Due””””” “”””””On”””””” “””””””Friday”””””””
Oct 31, 2019 3:19 AM
@st5are https://t.co/3K6rTxvKXK
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Oct 31, 2019 3:03 AM
@benj_fry If you have emojis in your Twitter name you are a narc.
Oct 31, 2019 2:15 AM
RT @kmlake: Personalization is the future, and now our clients can get even more outfit recommendations from our using Shop Your Looks! @Fo…
Oct 31, 2019 2:12 AM
@lenazun You are most definitely not a cop.
Oct 31, 2019 2:10 AM
If you don’t have a Twitter Halloween name during the month of October you are a cop.
Oct 31, 2019 1:32 AM
RT @nicktornow: Twitter doesn’t yet know how to make the platform we aspire to, but we’re not cynical. https://t.co/g0uhhL40Ln
Oct 30, 2019 8:32 PM
RT @jack: We’ve made the decision to stop all political advertising on Twitter globally. We believe political message reach should be earne…
Oct 30, 2019 6:43 PM
RT @nycjim: Photo from inside the Reagan Library shows line of fires in nearby Simi Valley, Calif. https://t.co/B4LOZXsvgM https://t.co/9hx…
Oct 30, 2019 1:59 PM
RT @pbump: It’s hard to get much more representative of an idealized immigrant experience than “appeared in a Ken Burns documentary about t…
Oct 30, 2019 1:40 PM
@mkheck So sorry to hear of your loss, Mark. My condolences to you and your family.
Oct 30, 2019 1:29 PM
@gasca @imran1333 @netflix Read the book instead. It’s excellent.
Oct 30, 2019 5:23 AM
RT @umatweep: @AsmaraRahat and mentors #TechWomen19 https://t.co/mm01TynR86
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Oct 30, 2019 5:22 AM
RT @behind_thecode: "The One Who Created Elixir": an interview with @josevalim, creator of the functional programming language @elixirlang…
Oct 30, 2019 5:21 AM
RT @Deadspin: @realDonaldTrump Go fuck yourself.
Oct 30, 2019 3:48 AM
@back40feet @guypbenson Chuck makes a fair point, Guy.
Oct 30, 2019 3:47 AM
This #WorldSeries has some #StanleyCup-like home field advantage.
Oct 30, 2019 3:40 AM
RT @hillhulse: “Visibly upset” https://t.co/LZCktPup5L
Oct 30, 2019 3:20 AM
RT @gasca: Parents of k-8: do you have any books/apps/videos you found were breakthroughs to help teach your kid something they were strugg…
Oct 30, 2019 2:49 AM
RT @RealMikeWilbon: Calling Turner out sure as hell isnt the right call...He was in the base path, pure and simple. He took a direct route…
Oct 30, 2019 1:49 AM
[Unseen Narrator Sam Waterston]: Widely regarded, in the parlance of the time, as "chickenshits"... *"Ashokan Farewell" begins to play*
Oct 30, 2019 1:30 AM
*the camera pans over the sepia-tinged photos of John Yoo, Laura Ingraham, and Alan Dershowitz*
Oct 30, 2019 1:25 AM
There’s "the wrong side of history" and then there’s "the getting-owned-by-Ken-Burns wrong side of history". https://t.co/OeDLIZD4vf
Oct 30, 2019 1:04 AM
RT @KenBurns: I remember the Vindman boys fondly. Theirs is the story of America at its best. https://t.co/0Pkj8mAkwk
Oct 30, 2019 12:56 AM
RT @aquadrunkard: Halloween 2019 :: Costume Suggestions :-) https://t.co/qyNft9QGbW https://t.co/upqFx8Gj9e
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Oct 30, 2019 12:43 AM
@shatil It’s also heartbreakingly painful for the 1.5yo. She was inconsolable for an hour or so earlier this afternoon. 😭
Oct 29, 2019 11:02 PM
@mjduigou https://t.co/JYGb7JGuAQ
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Oct 29, 2019 10:57 PM
@hipsterelectron Does @pantsbuild support ActionScript yet? 🤔
Oct 29, 2019 8:26 PM
RT @xor: I really struggle against falling into techno-essentialism, but it so feels like part of this story is the decline of open standar…
Oct 29, 2019 8:24 PM
TIL: this is the worst. https://t.co/EH2b0R5wls
Oct 29, 2019 4:42 PM
Back-to-back @PeriscopeCo and go/stream meetings really highlights the disparity in UX between modern and legacy video broadcasting tech.
Oct 29, 2019 4:36 PM
This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated.
Oct 29, 2019 1:51 PM
@TwitterGov Counterpoint: https://t.co/rYYk2OwiRn
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Oct 29, 2019 1:49 PM
Taking care of a toddler is like being pursued by a relentless 2.5ft-tall zombie that says "Mama!", and "Hi!", instead of "Braaains!".
Oct 29, 2019 1:34 PM
I ♡ sequence diagrams.
Oct 29, 2019 5:53 AM
@slyphon https://t.co/iGKtWPNfLr
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Oct 29, 2019 5:49 AM
#inktober 11/31 👆
Oct 29, 2019 5:47 AM
#frinktober https://t.co/UN7G8G6dlI
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Oct 29, 2019 4:23 AM
RT @kevinchlo: 20% of firefighters on the front lines of California's blazes are detained folks. Paid $2 per day and $1 per hour when figh…
Oct 29, 2019 4:22 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: #FrankChuStories https://t.co/oJyYtPxWfZ
Oct 29, 2019 4:22 AM
RT @Radiolab: Read some sponsorship credits for a chance to hear yourself on Radiolab! https://t.co/NxDpLUZps2
Oct 29, 2019 3:46 AM
@jhamlett #OnWisconsin
Oct 29, 2019 2:47 AM
RT @zckrf: Introducing : HELLvetica. Like helvetica, but with like, much shittier kerning for Halloween. Download it at https://t.co/BXlLnO…
Oct 29, 2019 2:44 AM
RT @ABCbirds: We're not encouraging vandalism, but ... check out this study showing how graffiti is saving birds from collisions with bus s…
Oct 29, 2019 2:43 AM
RT @catia3045: Amazing night #TechWomen19 https://t.co/twniez1AGQ
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Oct 29, 2019 12:43 AM
Current status: https://t.co/t1XOZyKNSN
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Oct 29, 2019 12:31 AM
@jayholler @networkjanitor Why not both? /cc:@PeriscopeCo
Oct 29, 2019 12:12 AM
@nvgrw https://t.co/1f11Lh7aHS
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Oct 28, 2019 8:36 PM
Wow, @TWSNOW shut down earlier this year?
Oct 28, 2019 3:25 PM
RT @AnserHassan: Embers Landing in the BART tracks area setting off spot fires in #Lafayette. https://t.co/t1drkoqrI4
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Oct 28, 2019 1:56 PM
RT @headius: Looks like you also need to mute the related account to filter out those tweets as well. Seems like a bug to me (ahem @Twitter…
Oct 28, 2019 3:12 AM
#Diwali https://t.co/jncQ4BHuqv
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Oct 28, 2019 12:21 AM
Down in Menlo Park for more #Diwali celebrations and the air here is incredibly smoky from the #KincadeFire and others. :-( https://t.co/a…
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Oct 27, 2019 10:56 PM
#HappyDiwali everyone! https://t.co/xSS1sYSOyi
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Oct 27, 2019 8:54 PM
TIL: https://t.co/OPVMLp14oI ☣️
Oct 27, 2019 8:47 PM
RT @ShawnWildermuth: This is how my sort algorithms work: https://t.co/RkFu8GiiaK
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Oct 27, 2019 6:26 PM
I'll just keep saying it: "Dan Scavino is bad at his job." Here he is posting a GIF watermarked by https://t.co/GEhY6b4M4r https://t.co/n…
Oct 27, 2019 6:20 PM
@Scavino45 Why are you posting a GIF with a watermark for https://t.co/GEhY6b4M4r? Seems like a weird thing to promote from your account.
Oct 27, 2019 6:13 PM
In advance if tonight’s #Diwali celebrations we’d like to take a moment to thank our corporate sponsors. https://t.co/IVOOmG3ZzC
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Oct 27, 2019 5:59 PM
RT @copyconstruct: Snap: a Microkernel Approach to Host Networking Another cracking paper from SOSP. We know the Linux kernel's networkin…
Oct 27, 2019 5:56 PM
RT @Napajordan: Crossing the Carquinez Bridge between Crockett and Vallejo. Scary. #CarquinezBridge #kpix #KCBSTraffic #cnn #kron https:/…
Oct 27, 2019 5:15 PM
RT @nycsouthpaw: Like the diversity issues, the Ethernet cable problems have only gotten worse. https://t.co/6MngtVMEXg
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Oct 27, 2019 5:11 PM
RT @lookner: Major fire has broken out near the Carquinez Bridge in Vallejo, CA https://t.co/FQ1mWaxOlJ
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Oct 27, 2019 5:11 PM
@alexisohanian ...and by the fourth or fifth one you truly know what it means to be alive.
Oct 27, 2019 5:07 PM
RT @sfchronicle: @kurtisalexander @demianbulwa @akoseff @SteveRubeSF @CAGisMe Interstate 80 near Vallejo has reportedly been closed as fire…
Oct 27, 2019 3:18 PM
RT @catrope: In this dystopia, we won't even know how bad the wildfire smoke is, because we turned off the power to try to prevent fires an…
Oct 27, 2019 5:55 AM
@Scavino45 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse Like #ISIS major? This isn’t a reality TV show, you dumb fucks. https://t.co/2RmzMmQ1lK
Oct 27, 2019 5:11 AM
RT @roocheetah: Okay Delhi! You’ve a chance to do something good this Diwali. I’m working with a local organisation that’s striving to do o…
Oct 27, 2019 4:16 AM
@Scavino45 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse Like, how major Dan?
Oct 27, 2019 3:47 AM
RT @igb: What idiot called it "the World Series" instead of "regression toward the team"?
Oct 27, 2019 12:37 AM
RT @MarinSheriff: **PLEASE RETWEET** If your power goes out, please DO NOT CALL 911. Call 211 or text MARINSHUTOFF to 898-211 for informat…
Oct 27, 2019 12:33 AM
@networkjanitor That is quite a construction story!
Oct 26, 2019 9:30 PM
@networkjanitor And all the dropbears.
Oct 26, 2019 9:21 PM
@networkjanitor I assume that’s because the grey areas are full of horrific and deadly fauna.
Oct 26, 2019 8:45 PM
@zmanji @44 🚿💩
Oct 26, 2019 8:21 PM
@zmanji @44 https://t.co/SFDUgcb60J
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Oct 26, 2019 8:11 PM
RT @jazzynaturist: @ChicagoMikeSD warning now all the way to the PACIFIC OCEAN WHEN IN DOUBT EVACUATE BEFORE ORDERED #Healdsburg #Windsor #…
Oct 26, 2019 8:07 PM
RT @stephenlobo: Early stage Compliance & CyberSecurity platform with 40+ partners and 200+ clients looking for investors. DM for more info…
Oct 26, 2019 5:24 PM
RT @NorthBayNews: Breaking: Cal Fire announcing mandatory evacuation orders covering the cities of Healdsburg and Windsor. 50,000 people wi…
Oct 26, 2019 3:15 PM
@DanScavino You are sad sack of a social-media hack, Dan.
Oct 26, 2019 2:37 PM
RT @CaptainPJ: Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Story- I had an account and couldn't see the point bec…
Oct 26, 2019 1:02 PM
RT @prchovanec: Picking trade fights like this with all comers is a gift to China. https://t.co/agBRx9izfG
Oct 26, 2019 4:14 AM
What idiot called it "the World Series" instead of "regression toward the team"?
Oct 26, 2019 12:45 AM
@AstroKatie amblifiers
Oct 26, 2019 12:43 AM
@SFBART Can I use this to report biohazards in the elevators too?
Oct 26, 2019 12:01 AM
Picked @AahnaBrown up early from kindergarten so we could see @RadhikaBrown at her daycare’s Halloween/"Imagination Parade". https://t.co/W…
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Oct 25, 2019 8:08 PM
RT @heybonanos: Giuliani's butt turns out to be the whistleblower
Oct 25, 2019 7:46 PM
@heyjoshua TBH I usually fuck up the argument order and destroy one of the source files by turning it into a tar file containing all the ot…
Oct 25, 2019 7:39 PM
@heyjoshua Always. https://t.co/Jt9PsW8Et5
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Oct 25, 2019 7:32 PM
Devs: plz review my code & give public feedback so we can all grow Mgrs: sent u a tarball if u tell anyone I wrote this garbage I kill u
Oct 25, 2019 7:02 PM
RT @JamesLoduca: It's liked we're trapped in a looping episode of @VeepHBO https://t.co/wCOK82SOJp
Oct 25, 2019 3:52 PM
@SFBART: The ADA gate at Glen Park is currently out of order. https://t.co/lKrVt7pKnU
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Oct 25, 2019 3:46 PM
@mavysavydav @hipsterelectron Creative destruction.
Oct 25, 2019 3:40 PM
RT @DMACalvert: #Inktober piece from 3 years ago. “What’s my name?” https://t.co/HPG0EKPcyP
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Oct 25, 2019 9:07 AM
RT @thrashermag: Gnarliest manual ever? #LeoRomero https://t.co/PFs1F8zS8c
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Oct 25, 2019 4:37 AM
RT @patrickc: We're excited about the move to South San Francisco. The Bay Area policy issue we encourage everyone to focus on is building…
Oct 25, 2019 4:31 AM
@jco @mnnakamura https://t.co/B0BiTbOq4f
Oct 25, 2019 3:10 AM
RT @ericgarland: BREAKING: OJ ANNOUNCES MANHUNT FOR REAL KILLER! https://t.co/r2Q4DvQvQW
Oct 25, 2019 3:10 AM
RT @bedwardstiek: 2. (In anticipation of bad fire conditions, PG&E had shut off power to its lower-voltage distribution lines in this area,…
Oct 25, 2019 3:09 AM
@A_New_Train @JennyGShao @BartDirector @SFBART Your outrage over a perceived insult/"slap in the face" is disproportionate given the real c…
Oct 25, 2019 3:07 AM
@A_New_Train @sutros_revenge @BartDirector @SFBART This is such an infrequent problem and it’s hardly BART/transit specific. Glad the BART…
Oct 25, 2019 2:12 AM
@JennyGShao @BartDirector @SFBART It’s not a problem for regular riders.
Oct 25, 2019 2:11 AM
@JennyGShao @BartDirector @SFBART I am "forcibly entertained" by buskers on BART trains like...what...once or twice a year?
Oct 25, 2019 2:10 AM
@JennyGShao @BartDirector @SFBART Panhandlers aren’t the cause of BARTs accessibility problems.
Oct 25, 2019 2:09 AM
@JennyGShao @BartDirector @SFBART M-F I ride BART 6 times a day, 4 of those rides are with small children. Focus on increasing #a11y. Add …
Oct 25, 2019 1:54 AM
@JennyGShao @BartDirector @SFBART ...not outlaw (*checks notes*) street musicians?
Oct 25, 2019 1:53 AM
@JennyGShao @BartDirector @SFBART Regular rider here. I’m glad Deborah’s proposal got shot down. We need to fund solutions to BART’s real p…
Oct 25, 2019 1:33 AM
@BartDirector @SFBART Panhandling and solicitation aren’t the big problems we face as riders on BART. Please focus on accessibility and rel…
Oct 25, 2019 1:28 AM
@yuemin1969 https://t.co/eJuY3XhG0b
Oct 25, 2019 1:24 AM
@RepDougCollins @Scavino45 Jeez Dan, go easy on the RTs, will ya?
Oct 25, 2019 1:20 AM
@RepMattGaetz @Scavino45 You are a danger to America, Matt. https://t.co/7LZYgIMn2r
Oct 25, 2019 12:27 AM
RT @mcpb: made merch for paid search
Oct 24, 2019 7:10 PM
RT @jonnysun: does anyone else get this unshakeable suspicion that even though you can communicate what you know in a clear and pleasant wa…
Oct 24, 2019 6:36 PM
@SFBART Are we gonna do a deal or what? :-)
Oct 24, 2019 6:35 PM
RT @SFWater: Today is going to be a hot one. Stay hydrated💦, San Francisco! https://t.co/ItW9Ec6kRA
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Oct 24, 2019 5:01 PM
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Oct 24, 2019 4:41 PM
RT @TravRice: Foot powered pipe runs just like Okemo circa 99’. Roadless is now touring, just like we did. @bryaniguchi @jeremyjones @unio…
Oct 24, 2019 4:04 PM
RT @MiekeEoyang: A few words on why Gaetz stunt to storm the SCIF to disrupt Laura Cooper's deposition is a VERY serious national security…
Oct 24, 2019 4:01 PM
RT @sonomasheriff: All of Geyserville now under mandatory evacuation order https://t.co/KLfyNGB8DE
Oct 24, 2019 3:04 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Reminder: The Meet The #JCP Executive Committee Candidates conference call is today at 10am PT / 1pm ET. https://t.co/dg…
Oct 24, 2019 3:26 AM
RT @TheDweck: Matt Gaetz has resting “do you know who my father is” face https://t.co/HOKULz5FrH
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Oct 24, 2019 2:43 AM
@JillWetzler I would gladly wear Google Glass 24/7 if it would show me the names of people I "know" as AR nametags or whatever.
Oct 24, 2019 2:37 AM
RT @espn: Bigger than sports. When a soccer player's hijab started falling off to reveal her hair, her opponents gathered around to provid…
Oct 23, 2019 9:57 PM
RT @SFBART: The General Manager is en route to Civic Center for his afternoon listening tour. In addition, the November schedule has been…
Oct 23, 2019 9:56 PM
@SFBART @jayholler ☝️
Oct 23, 2019 9:54 PM
@SFBART Maybe he should just get a Twitter account.
Oct 23, 2019 9:34 PM
@thalin Everyone needs to share in my humiliation.
Oct 23, 2019 9:32 PM
@thalin There’s usually some amount of crying when I speak in public.
Oct 23, 2019 9:30 PM
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/fmJdml5vpz
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Oct 23, 2019 8:45 PM
@secretasianman We had @RadhikaBrown ~6 months after I turned 43. So don’t stress on the clock. :-)
Oct 23, 2019 8:39 PM
RT @rit: Programming is like an onion: every layer hides more bugs and they all make me want to cry.
Oct 23, 2019 8:13 PM
RT @opinion_joe: "Neumann lit $10 billion of SoftBank’s money on fire and then went back to them and demanded a 10% commission. What an abs…
Oct 23, 2019 7:51 PM
@kpk @jayholler The "war is killing people in broad daylight on some avenue somewhere" is a legit point.
Oct 23, 2019 7:49 PM
The Wayback Machine, but for the internal @googledocs that make up the hidden wiki of an organization.
Oct 23, 2019 7:37 PM
RT @textfiles: Note: "Have you ever wanted to archive all the web pages linked from an email message? Well, you are in luck because now y…
Oct 23, 2019 7:25 PM
Hey look, I'm a blurb in a blog. #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/Ik4o9WHMR8
Oct 23, 2019 7:25 PM
RT @UberEng: Presentation topics at the Second Uber Science Symposium included advances in automatic testing, automatic bug fixing, compile…
Oct 23, 2019 4:52 PM
@ning_sf Yes, but the timed directional pin window of the single ADA gate means inefficiencies and queues even in low-traffic periods.
Oct 23, 2019 3:48 PM
Having dedicated in and out ADA gates would alleviate this issue, as well has provide higher availability for customers who require #a11y.
Oct 23, 2019 3:48 PM
Due to the variable and often lengthy lag unsetting a pinned direction passengers can be blocked for minutes at a time.
Oct 23, 2019 3:48 PM
There should be (at least) two ADA gates at every BART entrance/exit. /cc:@JaniceForBART @BevanDufty @AliciaTrost
Oct 23, 2019 2:32 PM
RT @TheEconomist: In the Ottoman Empire coffee was banned by several sultans: the authorities realised that when people had had enough coff…
Oct 23, 2019 1:40 PM
@stephkeel @AndrewSweet @TommyK @lizsweeeet @bails @tredstone @PTbird @erinleeturner @Elizaleary @erikfroese @elanfear @bohan @vinucharanya…
Oct 23, 2019 1:38 PM
Hey everybody, it’s time to drink coffee again! https://t.co/UAPu9TRjS0
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Oct 23, 2019 1:25 PM
RT @NoahCRothman: No one knows how much bacon we have. https://t.co/t7HvI0vJml
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Oct 23, 2019 5:23 AM
RT @aspen: I absolutely can’t agree more. Internal infrastructure is a product. If it isn’t, your developers will move to platforms where…
Oct 23, 2019 4:12 AM
@peterhartlaub @hknightsf @RedsJavaHouse Glen Park FTW!
Oct 23, 2019 2:33 AM
RT @SanFranpsycho: Full moon reflections on the bay looking epic! 📸: @vincentjamesphotography https://t.co/f49I0JL3wL https://t.co/v8TywDi9…
Oct 23, 2019 1:00 AM
So a slight detour mid-kids pickup to the East Bay. :-)
Oct 23, 2019 12:58 AM
@krismerrill @SFBART @RadhikaBrown No, but I’m the only idiot who got on the wrong train.
Oct 23, 2019 12:57 AM
...only to discover BART had switched tracks to single track the tube.
Oct 23, 2019 12:54 AM
Got off BART elevator at EMB, saw my train about to pull out, just made it onboard with the baby as the doors closed...
Oct 23, 2019 12:50 AM
I’ve been fucked over by BART before, but this is next level. https://t.co/xa8g6HVMZG
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Oct 23, 2019 12:34 AM
BART is fucked up RN they are no longer letting people onto the platform at EMB. https://t.co/XwXq3E5eAJ
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Oct 22, 2019 11:58 PM
RT @Citizen_Zane: Q: have you done acid? Steyer: no Tulsi: yes Castro: no Yang: microdosing rn Klobuchar: no (lying) Booker: yes (lying) B…
Oct 22, 2019 5:26 PM
@secretasianman I mean, it's 10AM somewhere.
Oct 22, 2019 3:56 PM
I’m not sure BART really wants to hear from it’s riders. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/adqbztLS81
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Oct 22, 2019 3:50 PM
Came back to 16th & Mission at 8:40 AM to take my BART survey but all of the BART pollsters were gone. ☹️ https://t.co/cPuQHse2Bs
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Oct 22, 2019 12:00 PM
@realDonaldTrump 1) Not true. 2) "a lynching"? 3) What the hell is wrong with you?!
Oct 22, 2019 2:46 AM
RT @odannyboy: When someone asks me about an edit button https://t.co/f27zQJhoyg
Oct 22, 2019 2:44 AM
What idiot called them "five-year olds" instead of "microaggressions"?
Oct 22, 2019 12:24 AM
@keeth @doriantaylor Just run an XSLT to convert your site’s XHTML to WAP-compliant WML. https://t.co/Se60a2l5Mm
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Oct 22, 2019 12:01 AM
How about @DanScavino’s caddy? https://t.co/28sE0sSBeo
Oct 21, 2019 10:31 PM
@jayholler #$$$
Oct 21, 2019 10:27 PM
@jayholler more like "car #127 4 lYfe" amirite
Oct 21, 2019 10:22 PM
@doriantaylor @keeth https://t.co/ryJ4nh5RUa
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Oct 21, 2019 9:24 PM
RT @maggieNYT: The thing that people around Trump keep stressing is how small his circle is. There's Kellyanne Conway, Mulvaney, Dan Scavin…
Oct 21, 2019 8:51 PM
Congrats to @karthikz and company! https://t.co/JtU44x3o1Y
Oct 21, 2019 3:50 PM
We’re moving again!
Oct 21, 2019 3:50 PM
Current status: https://t.co/RTMntZkWwj
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Oct 21, 2019 3:43 PM
Our BART train is stopped at 16th and Mission because of a broken door.
Oct 21, 2019 3:45 AM
The results are in. https://t.co/76QCp8JmIL
Oct 21, 2019 12:56 AM
@amdev No, all audio (external and in-app) apparently stops recording once you are in FaceTime. https://t.co/QJszjxutLk
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Oct 21, 2019 12:49 AM
@amdev They seem to nuke the audio. Tried with multiple mic settings but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oct 20, 2019 11:54 PM
@amdev We can always fix that in post. :-) Will see if screen recordings work.
Oct 20, 2019 11:45 PM
RT @vvanwilgenburg: Kurds protest against Trump decision during US troops withdrawal. "Trump betrayed us" https://t.co/9AVesHMCTW
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Oct 20, 2019 11:12 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: i *believe* i may have found mitt romney's secret twitter account https://t.co/SNVUeqbLoY
Oct 20, 2019 10:20 PM
Condolences to the D’Alessandro / Pelosi families. Please let the President sit this one out. https://t.co/zjWWPpY2Uq
Oct 20, 2019 9:11 PM
RT @adereth: I used this for testing Visio’s SVG import functionality 15 years ago and had no idea there was still mystery around it https:…
Oct 20, 2019 6:57 PM
@CaptainPJ 😬
Oct 20, 2019 6:29 PM
@Zeke_Cao @jayholler @WBEZ @billjaneway @birdandbeckett We are here for your lactose tolerance.
Oct 20, 2019 6:28 PM
@goldman Me: *finally realizing that smoothies are just baby food for grown ups* https://t.co/cjYxsaUgbk
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Oct 20, 2019 6:16 PM
I miss Vine For Kids. Different demographic than the focus of this article, but what a missed opportunity. https://t.co/X1ZSEvl0rt
Oct 20, 2019 6:03 PM
@jayholler Brushing up on Schumpeterian waste in the 21st century with an old @WBEZ mug. The logo has washed off after a over a decade of u…
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Oct 20, 2019 4:45 PM
RT @SFBART: To upgrade the electrical traction power system in downtown San Francisco, BART is single-tracking between Embarcadero and 24th…
Oct 20, 2019 4:43 PM
RT @MarcusBiel: Which #java version are you using? If more than one, pick the latest.
Oct 20, 2019 4:08 PM
@jayholler @instapaper I also learned the word "surrogation" in this context.
Oct 20, 2019 4:07 PM
@jayholler @instapaper As the article mentions near the end: "Use multiple metrics."
Oct 20, 2019 3:18 PM
RT @BrianGoetz: Videos on Twitter should have a visual indicator for whether they have audio (and how loud it will be) before clicking.
Oct 20, 2019 5:07 AM
@realDonaldTrump Maybe America should just sit this one out.
Oct 20, 2019 5:02 AM
Nationalism is a curse. @PiyushGoyal should be ashamed at his attempt to tarnish the Nobel medal of Prof. Banerjee. https://t.co/zcGQ4dMPwL
Oct 20, 2019 4:46 AM
RT @NobelPrize: "There's lots of dimensions of the work that become more pleasant when you do it with your partner." We spoke to Abhijit B…
Oct 20, 2019 4:46 AM
RT @NobelPrize: Abhijit Banerjee, awarded this year’s Prize in Economic Sciences, was born in 1961 in Mumbai, India. He is the Ford Founda…
Oct 20, 2019 4:46 AM
RT @NobelPrize: "Showing that it is possible for a woman to succeed and be recognised for success I hope is going to inspire many, many oth…
Oct 20, 2019 4:46 AM
RT @NobelPrize: 2019 Economic Sciences Laureate Esther Duflo, born in 1972, is the second woman and the youngest person to be awarded the P…
Oct 20, 2019 3:29 AM
@areitz Same, but around 3PM this afternoon. https://t.co/e4kinTP9mB
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Oct 20, 2019 3:20 AM
@jakedonham Don’t worry, after the climate apocalypse there will be a lot more.
Oct 20, 2019 3:13 AM
RT @SanJoseSharks: These #LosTiburones jerseys though. 🔥 https://t.co/AdcoN9VdLy
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Oct 20, 2019 3:07 AM
RT @patio11: “You’d pay $1k a month for Twitter!?!” If the long-term value of me writing on the Internet for a month doesn’t annihilate th…
Oct 20, 2019 3:06 AM
@_Sticky @realDonaldTrump No I’m not.
Oct 20, 2019 2:27 AM
@realDonaldTrump You didn’t think that. Nobody thought that. Nobody thought you thought that.
Oct 19, 2019 11:42 PM
@stdio54_ TIL: https://t.co/GZfJjNcBJL But that wasn’t where my mind went first.
Oct 19, 2019 5:02 PM
@PJ99576394 @DanScavino I’m not sure I follow, PJ.
Oct 19, 2019 2:49 PM
@DanScavino It’s not "a coup", you third-rate Goebbels.
Oct 19, 2019 12:11 PM
RT @JuliusGoat: Perspective: This newspaper is owned by the richest man in history. https://t.co/1Lau0Fx72o
Oct 18, 2019 10:44 PM
@lohitvijayarenu @ning_sf @Docker But you can't hide everywhere.
Oct 18, 2019 10:12 PM
@billboardbiz @leslieberland @TwitterMusic Don't call it a comeback!
Oct 18, 2019 9:41 PM
RT @pcalcado: I am forever grateful to @TwitterDev for @finagle We would look at some obscure feature in it and be "wtf" but every few mil…
Oct 18, 2019 9:41 PM
RT @schrepfler: @pcalcado @TwitterDev @finagle Finagle is one of the best examples what happens when you purposely build a system with a ho…
Oct 18, 2019 8:13 PM
RT @waxpancake: Who are *your* favorite #inktober artists this year? Share them!
Oct 18, 2019 5:24 PM
Fuck you, @googledocs.
Oct 18, 2019 4:29 PM
@heyjoshua @SFBART https://t.co/2N8OCfu1tA
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Oct 18, 2019 4:24 PM
Not today, Satan. https://t.co/Tevhrd1q8u
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Oct 18, 2019 4:17 PM
*sips coffee, opens Twitter* Oh! Well...not everything I guess.
Oct 18, 2019 4:14 PM
RT @Sharat_Chander: RIP, Mark. https://t.co/CceOooCdHY
Oct 18, 2019 3:48 PM
@realDonaldTrump OMG! You are *such* a puppet.
Oct 18, 2019 2:44 PM
@networkjanitor Something....basic?
Oct 18, 2019 2:30 PM
Coffee makes everything OK.
Oct 18, 2019 2:27 PM
RT @cproppe: Good morning, San Francisco! https://t.co/mti63xDV1c
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Oct 18, 2019 2:21 PM
RT @JAXenterCOM: #GraalVM: Clearing up confusion around the term and why Twitter uses it in production https://t.co/PAvhel1mq7 We interview…
Oct 18, 2019 5:07 AM
RT @KongTsungGan: Police have issued notice of objection (ban) for @chrf_hk's 10/20 march. Police have banned every single CHRF protest sin…
Oct 18, 2019 4:37 AM
@arrdem @slyphon Also read "The Laundry Files" series. Better in the first few books than the latter, but a great premise.
Oct 18, 2019 4:34 AM
@arrdem @slyphon Pick up his short-story collection "Wireless" and read the piece ”Missile Gap".
Oct 18, 2019 4:29 AM
@arrdem @slyphon If you haven’t read Stross’s "A Colder War" yet I’m jealous for what you are about to experience.
Oct 18, 2019 4:16 AM
@zackkanter @pmarcas_likes IKR?! The internet is garbage and human decency is not webscale.
Oct 18, 2019 4:13 AM
@RefinneRV @willowlawson Also a key-scratch from headlights to tailgate.
Oct 18, 2019 4:07 AM
@SFBART I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that the book was purchased at our local, BARTable bookstore @birdandbeckett!
Oct 18, 2019 4:06 AM
@SFBART Hah! We bought one of his books a few years ago! Was in heavy rotation with the (then) 3yo for a while. https://t.co/XgW6RS6BVS
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Oct 18, 2019 3:45 AM
RT @renato_mariotti: 1/ Today @propublica pushed a report that looked at New York tax documents for Trump properties that it obtained via F…
Oct 18, 2019 3:41 AM
@nycjim @maggieNYT Excessive brain activity linked to a fuller life.
Oct 18, 2019 2:38 AM
RT @SFdirewolf: I did not know this 🍦 https://t.co/CwJAoOR4Mu
Oct 18, 2019 12:56 AM
@Holger @SFBART https://t.co/4zhmyOsQeG
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Oct 18, 2019 12:52 AM
RT @SFBART: @igb So the artist's name is Michael Wertz and he's been a fantastic partner with us making posters for years now. Here is his…
Oct 18, 2019 12:20 AM
Hey @SFBART, outside of straight-up stealing one, how can I get acquire one of these great BART posters? https://t.co/imkSOR1AYI
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Oct 17, 2019 10:57 PM
@gasca @kayvz @zachbraff It was easier when we had flannel walls. https://t.co/8OwwbRw2OR
Oct 17, 2019 3:54 PM
The Fibonacci-esque projections from the ceiling lighting fixtures are a wonderful detail of a wonderful BART station. https://t.co/YJ2yHlg…
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Oct 17, 2019 3:44 PM
More like "BART-chitecture", amirite? https://t.co/APgESjfJdh
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Oct 17, 2019 3:18 AM
RT @FitzTheReporter: Alright, San Franciscans — What SF streets do YOU think are the best candidates to become car-free? I may take your…
Oct 17, 2019 3:04 AM
RT @CNNPolitics: President Trump tweeted a photo attacking Nancy Pelosi. She made it her Twitter cover photo https://t.co/DdIktiJSwW https:…
Oct 17, 2019 2:19 AM
@FitzTheReporter @shamannwalton @VallieBrownD5 @D4GordonMar @MattHaneySF @SupStefani @AaronPeskin @RafaelMandelman @SandraLeeFewer @Ahsha_S…
Oct 17, 2019 2:18 AM
RT @SFist: BART is actively trying to incentivize getting to SFO via train, rather than Uber or Lyft or private vehicle, and they want to g…
Oct 17, 2019 2:17 AM
@pbailis @sisudata @NEA Congrats!
Oct 17, 2019 2:11 AM
RT @chrislhayes: That bizarre letter was sent a week ago, FYI. Meaning it was...basically thrown in the trash by Erdogan.
Oct 17, 2019 2:10 AM
@boo https://t.co/fypKLxpzoG
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Oct 17, 2019 2:04 AM
RT @goldengateblond: jfdxvdjbdhkfhlsbpx https://t.co/lJpTUoW30q
Oct 17, 2019 1:53 AM
Paging Don DeLillo. https://t.co/VjuSWY2eOt
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Oct 17, 2019 1:47 AM
@ZcohenCNN @maggieNYT @mkraju What deputy? @KeithJKrach?
Oct 17, 2019 1:38 AM
RT @jbouie: very cool https://t.co/Eaw4DA5aWg
Oct 16, 2019 9:43 PM
RT @expliKateD: I am so excited, y'all. I'm hiring for a junior software engineer!! New grad? Bootcamp grad? Career switcher? We want you!…
Oct 16, 2019 9:03 PM
@DevineDissent @WhiteHouse @Scavino45
Oct 16, 2019 9:00 PM
RT @maggieNYT: Press office confirms this is real. https://t.co/uyprm6NYCj
Oct 16, 2019 9:00 PM
RT @maggieNYT: Not clear why potus didn’t just say all this on phone with Ergodan several days ago.
Oct 16, 2019 8:56 PM
RT @Yamiche: WH confirms that this letter is accurate. The letter is super Trumpy. https://t.co/vUHANPrhpX
Oct 16, 2019 6:34 PM
Who is gonna play @spaceriker? 🤔 https://t.co/Kz7Ce7nZgb
Oct 16, 2019 3:42 PM
RT @GeoffRBennett: Today marks 1,000 days of the Trump presidency.
Oct 16, 2019 3:40 PM
RT @jdawsey1: "It's not our problem," Trump says in Oval Office of Turkey's invasion into Syria. He adds that the Kurds are "not angels." A…
Oct 16, 2019 12:00 PM
@myname71441768 @KEKFORCE_USA @DanScavino @CNN Which thread?
Oct 16, 2019 5:15 AM
RT @KamalaHarris: Take it from a real lawyer, subpoenas aren’t optional. The House should hold Rudy in contempt. https://t.co/KYDD7R4CAP
Oct 16, 2019 5:03 AM
@coolgrey Yes!
Oct 16, 2019 4:03 AM
@TwitterDC @jack @marciadorsey @Tim535353 Look, I’m a @Yankees fan at heart, but I faved this Tweet based on it’s savage ruthlessness.
Oct 16, 2019 3:55 AM
RT @justinbaragona: So far today, Rand Paul, Ronna Romney McDaniel, Donald Trump Jr. and Meghan McCain have weighed in on how bad nepotism…
Oct 16, 2019 3:36 AM
@myname71441768 @KEKFORCE_USA @DanScavino @CNN 1) what is "my word"?. 2) "supply vs demand" isn't an argument 3) how many MAGAbots in a m…
Oct 16, 2019 3:19 AM
@realDonaldTrump Looks like @Scavino45 has control of @realDonaldTrump’s Twitter account tonight.
Oct 16, 2019 3:15 AM
RT @honyocker: Well, this refinery fire doesn't seem to be going well. Timelapse from Marin: https://t.co/ycqzrEPXw0
Oct 16, 2019 3:07 AM
@kevino @flaviowbrasil In retrospect it’s probably for the best that my 2015 Q4 #HackWeek Scala-to-Apex transpiler project didn’t actually …
Oct 16, 2019 2:43 AM
@freialobo Everyone should have at least one burner account.
Oct 16, 2019 2:37 AM
@shatil @Twitter No scrolling needed if you know what you Tweeted in your first Tweet.
Oct 16, 2019 2:36 AM
@KEKFORCE_USA @DanScavino But since you asked, I’d ask why you think Trump is advocating for a free market?
Oct 16, 2019 2:33 AM
@KEKFORCE_USA @DanScavino I was asking Dan, not some rando hiding behind an anonymous account.
Oct 16, 2019 2:04 AM
@DanScavino Hey Dan, how exactly are you defining "great"?
Oct 16, 2019 1:49 AM
@Twitter I've been on Twitter longer than @Twitter.
Oct 16, 2019 1:47 AM
@Twitter https://t.co/9QkfzzpMFp
Oct 16, 2019 1:24 AM
@jayholler @TwitterMusic In a similar vein to how we do infrastructure and incident "war stories" in Platform, we should do Product "fail" …
Oct 16, 2019 1:19 AM
@jayholler @TwitterMusic Same.
Oct 16, 2019 1:15 AM
@jayholler @TwitterMusic But it was an interesting direction for the company.
Oct 16, 2019 1:15 AM
@jayholler @TwitterMusic I mean it wasn’t a very satisfying experience.
Oct 16, 2019 1:11 AM
@jayholler RIP @TwitterMusic
Oct 16, 2019 12:05 AM
RT @catsynth: This is not good 🙀 https://t.co/MDupFrQgEb
Oct 15, 2019 11:46 PM
@heyjoshua Markov.
Oct 15, 2019 11:46 PM
@heyjoshua Markova chains + a thesaurus.
Oct 15, 2019 11:20 PM
Seriously. https://t.co/HY3EtZLxmE
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Oct 15, 2019 11:03 PM
RT @320PIO: **I-80 SHUTDOWN UPDATE** I-80 is shut down in both directions, eastbound and westbound, from Hwy-4 in Hercules to I-780 in Vall…
Oct 15, 2019 9:57 PM
RT @renepvoss: @KPIXtv View of Rodeo fire from flight into San Francisco https://t.co/4paQGhNmy4
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Oct 15, 2019 9:52 PM
RT @nbcbayarea: UPDATE: Fire continues to burn at refinery in Contra Costa County. Black smoke can be seen for miles. https://t.co/dbaxxFuD…
Oct 15, 2019 9:38 PM
RT @raudelwilson: 2 loud explosions shook my house in Hercules. Came outside to this! Rodeo refinery looks like it’s on fire #Hercules #Rod…
Oct 15, 2019 9:35 PM
Actually, "KaOS" is the name of the team. "KaOS’s monster" is the name of the bespoke operating system developed in-house by the team.
Oct 15, 2019 6:33 PM
RT @demianbulwa: Twist ending to this one ... https://t.co/WGNXBOqnN4
Oct 15, 2019 3:40 PM
All of it’s issues aside, so much of BART’s architecture and infrastructure is quite beautiful. https://t.co/3MrUgA2ksh
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Oct 15, 2019 2:02 PM
@cmeik Oops. That’s just part of the chorus. The song I was thinking of was "Full On". Never mind. https://t.co/n2MWi6hjCI
Oct 15, 2019 2:00 PM
@cmeik By Samiam?
Oct 15, 2019 1:55 PM
@aaronaprile @janusfilms I mean, sure, it’s no "Back to the Future Part III" I guess. https://t.co/biogWdm41T
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Oct 15, 2019 5:39 AM
RT @earthquakesSF: A 4.5 magnitude earthquake occurred 0mi ENE of Waldon, California. Details: https://t.co/UzeK9dCkdA Map: https://t.co/mS…
Oct 15, 2019 5:38 AM
@tedd5u I was dozing on the couch and woke me up.
Oct 15, 2019 5:36 AM
@ysr1729 Yup!
Oct 15, 2019 5:34 AM
Activate earthquake Twitter!
Oct 15, 2019 5:19 AM
@ning_sf I definitely agree on the second point.
Oct 15, 2019 5:02 AM
#inktober 10/31 (red marker by @AahnaBrown) https://t.co/2oSIlXYMv3
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Oct 15, 2019 4:46 AM
RT @F6x: One of the best bosses I ever had has been with @floridachannel for ages. Let me know if anyone needs an intro. https://t.co/SAzZM…
Oct 15, 2019 4:45 AM
RT @prettyflysci: me: “... monkey patching...” bf: “is that like where you make a wish on your code and you get an evil version of it?” m…
Oct 15, 2019 4:34 AM
RT @AsteadWesley: LeBron earned the heat he is gonna get for this but I really want these questions asked to NBA owners https://t.co/J2UT4H…
Oct 15, 2019 2:21 AM
@dataandpolitics Same.
Oct 15, 2019 2:20 AM
@nelson @kenjilopezalt The food is pretty good too, though I’ve only had the bratwurst and pretzels.
Oct 15, 2019 2:15 AM
https://t.co/MnwzwoeE4t
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Oct 15, 2019 2:15 AM
Pretty sure @egd’s Halloween costume this year is 1990’s John Flansburgh. https://t.co/dmnKrsSYwg
Oct 15, 2019 1:46 AM
RT @burritojustice: sutroset https://t.co/U7ehgmWQeA
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Oct 15, 2019 1:32 AM
@TheBeatWithAri @dataandpolitics Hey @KeithJKrach, your time to get on the right side of history is running out.
Oct 15, 2019 12:53 AM
@realDonaldTrump @CNN @TuckerCarlson @FoxNews Buddy, at this point most of the country is "biased" against you.
Oct 15, 2019 12:49 AM
@egd What’s up coach?
Oct 14, 2019 4:16 PM
@SereneRae1 Extremely same.
Oct 14, 2019 4:07 PM
You can’t play to win if you’ve got the other team’s logo on your jersey.
Oct 14, 2019 3:39 PM
@TwitterFrance @alypavs On gagne si le Tweet compte 140 caractères ou moins.
Oct 14, 2019 2:01 PM
@janusfilms "Wild Wild West" https://t.co/c99foXC0wC
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Oct 14, 2019 3:55 AM
@jimstinson @Scavino45 @DanScavino Apologize for what?
Oct 14, 2019 3:47 AM
Non-zero chance the video is a @Scavino45/@DanScavino joint. https://t.co/vtSCzzAUmr
Oct 14, 2019 3:36 AM
@lordchockake I get it ChocKake...back on that old "time is money" kick, right?
Oct 14, 2019 3:36 AM
@arrdem I get it Reid...back on that old "time is money" kick, right?
Oct 14, 2019 3:17 AM
You are
Oct 14, 2019 2:28 AM
@networkjanitor @Pontifex "I feel bad for you son, I got ninety-five theses but a bish-op ain’t one."
Oct 14, 2019 2:23 AM
@networkjanitor @Pontifex Uber, but for the sale of indulgences.
Oct 14, 2019 12:56 AM
RT @matthewchampion: the suspect was heavily armed https://t.co/qNhN5C5Kth
Oct 13, 2019 9:52 PM
RT @tsantero: Erlang already existed 15 years ago. https://t.co/oXuewWIgMW
Oct 13, 2019 9:22 PM
RT @HoshyarZebari: Today’s decision by #US administration to pull out all its 1000 troops from #NE #Syria is shameful and a disgrace to the…
Oct 13, 2019 9:20 PM
#inktober 9/31 https://t.co/gkKGf6U3ot
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Oct 13, 2019 5:49 PM
@DanScavino Jeez Dan, you even suck at memes. #MAGA
Oct 13, 2019 4:41 PM
@nicktornow NTP’ing all the clocks (embedded & non-embedded) in one’s house is the best possible argument for the IoT.
Oct 13, 2019 4:30 PM
It’s not actually wrong IMO. https://t.co/CHdDdDtzza
Oct 13, 2019 4:17 PM
*tries to come up with a joke about simony in 2019* https://t.co/48W8yAxyr5
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Oct 13, 2019 4:09 PM
@heyjoshua @thebreeders Topical hashtag/papal Twitter like this is the stuff that Yes Yes No episodes of @replyall are made of.
Oct 13, 2019 3:22 AM
RT @TheRealMegJon: @ptraughber @D4GordonMar @LondonBreed When I first moved here, it took me way too long to figure out where my various bu…
Oct 13, 2019 2:54 AM
Another epic Surrey St. block party. So much fun hanging with friends and neighbors. https://t.co/1OZ8xUeITZ
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Oct 12, 2019 8:30 AM
I like two kinds of music... https://t.co/Vo0fiRwaLG
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Oct 12, 2019 6:07 AM
Uncle Tupelo - Wilco https://t.co/KA6b6i311a
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Oct 12, 2019 2:55 AM
@TonyPrintezis https://t.co/WijKdXwxl0
Oct 12, 2019 2:47 AM
RT @KamalaHarris: You wouldn’t know a joke if one raised you. https://t.co/zUV3MLkmVm
Oct 12, 2019 12:38 AM
@jayholler That’s what burner accounts are for.
Oct 11, 2019 11:33 PM
Thanks to @christhalinger for bringing this prestigious award home to @Twitter. Congrats Chris!
Oct 11, 2019 11:33 PM
#TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/cvAJXita5H
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Oct 11, 2019 6:25 PM
RT @TensorFlow: Machine learning meets medicine 👩⚕️⚡️ In this episode of TensorFlow Meets, @petewarden sits down with Marius Eriksen to d…
Oct 11, 2019 6:24 PM
@djpardis Both?
Oct 11, 2019 4:27 PM
What idiot called it a "reply" instead of a "re:tweet"?
Oct 11, 2019 3:06 PM
Look, BART, I ♡ U, but we gotta talk about this. It’s becoming a real problem. https://t.co/pfbyUkINVT
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Oct 11, 2019 2:17 PM
RT @jemimajoanna: To the handful of my Twitter followers who I haven’t already explained my £1.50 bus fare/US visa saga in excruciating det…
Oct 11, 2019 2:13 PM
Maybe we are just, collectively, too dumb to be a country anymore. #MAGA https://t.co/BVTKNeFHtp
Oct 11, 2019 2:04 PM
RT @igb: This week is on fleet.
Oct 11, 2019 4:20 AM
@adambain Bugzilla was so goddamn bad it will take generations until we look for a JIRA killer.
Oct 11, 2019 4:12 AM
RT @prince: President Trump played Prince’s “Purple Rain” tonight at a campaign event in Minneapolis despite confirming a year ago that the…
Oct 11, 2019 4:09 AM
What idiot called it "Fraud Guarantee" instead of "Crimea Syndicate"?
Oct 11, 2019 3:35 AM
"...or the next one’s free!"
Oct 11, 2019 3:34 AM
IANAL but AFAICT neither is @RudyGiuliani.
Oct 11, 2019 3:32 AM
If you are involved in crimes, calling your dummy front company "Fraud Guarantee" seems like a bad idea. https://t.co/i8zaaHH64X
Oct 11, 2019 3:11 AM
RT @EmilyZFeng: NPR is hiring for a super cool new position based in DC covering China in the world https://t.co/0ZelJog9rG
Oct 11, 2019 3:03 AM
@MattFinnFNC @guypbenson Wait until you hear what’s happening *inside* the arena.
Oct 11, 2019 2:56 AM
RT @mviser: President Trump on Joe Biden: “He was only a good vice president because he understood how to kiss Barack Obama’s ass.” Mike P…
Oct 11, 2019 2:23 AM
@DanScavino You folks are an embarrassment to our country. https://t.co/ct6ebkevus
Oct 11, 2019 12:57 AM
Hey @sfbart, why is Powell so dimly lit these days? https://t.co/nc6vYS9zDx
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Oct 11, 2019 12:09 AM
@SFBART What’s Bob’s Twitter handle?
Oct 10, 2019 11:15 PM
RT @SFBART: A person on a wheelchair fell on the trackway. Medical and fire personnel safely rescued the person. Trains on hold have been r…
Oct 10, 2019 10:10 PM
RT @rolandlisf: Grass fire ignites on San Bruno Mountain just south of SF, near power lines and not in PG&E power shut-off zone. w/ @Alejan…
Oct 10, 2019 9:31 PM
@Chinface2 @AaronDavidMusch @jennerific713 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @PaulLidicul Later.
Oct 10, 2019 9:27 PM
@amdev https://t.co/9sQTIcWFjN
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Oct 10, 2019 8:43 PM
@Chinface2 @AaronDavidMusch @jennerific713 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @PaulLidicul It really isn’t. Trust me.
Oct 10, 2019 8:42 PM
@Chinface2 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews https://t.co/2ajSfRYlos
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Oct 10, 2019 8:39 PM
@Lucybelle4 @jennerific713 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @PaulLidicul Your account and Tweet frequency/content seems very normal and definitely…
Oct 10, 2019 4:48 PM
@Chinface2 @AaronDavidMusch @jennerific713 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @PaulLidicul Buddy, maybe you get reported because you are a reflexive…
Oct 10, 2019 2:45 PM
RT @cra: 😂"In a post-apocalyptic future... a common sci-fi trope is that those able to harness old world technology will have the upper han…
Oct 10, 2019 2:42 PM
@Chinface2 @AaronDavidMusch @jennerific713 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @PaulLidicul Look buddy, whatever your deal is, maybe sit this one out…
Oct 10, 2019 2:15 PM
@Chinface2 @jennerific713 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @PaulLidicul What "time stamp"?
Oct 10, 2019 1:32 PM
@Chinface2 @jennerific713 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @PaulLidicul Not even sure the sun has risen in Vegas yet.
Oct 10, 2019 1:31 PM
@Chinface2 @jennerific713 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @PaulLidicul Spam bots aren’t good for either side. Read through the posts by @PaulLidi…
Oct 10, 2019 1:13 PM
@jennerific713 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @PaulLidicul That said, the message is spot on.
Oct 10, 2019 1:11 PM
@jennerific713 @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @PaulLidicul Fake news. Image is manipulated.
Oct 10, 2019 1:00 PM
@DanScavino @newtgingrich That’s dangerous and un-American language for a @WhiteHouse official like yourself to be amplifying, Dan.
Oct 10, 2019 12:53 PM
@EmmaKinery @maggieNYT https://t.co/2jhxV63psl
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Oct 10, 2019 4:57 AM
#inktober 8/31 https://t.co/JlcbUBD1I1
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Oct 10, 2019 4:43 AM
#inktober 7/31 https://t.co/F9g6KFelAM
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Oct 10, 2019 4:25 AM
RT @sminero: @Derella @JuiceboxCA @Adweek @carlaannharris Advisor: subject matter expert you consult when you need insight Mentor: advise…
Oct 10, 2019 4:21 AM
@realDonaldTrump Two?
Oct 10, 2019 4:06 AM
RT @GridTakers: PG&E presents Fyre Festival 2019 https://t.co/TNte9ZlJVa
Oct 10, 2019 3:57 AM
@realDonaldTrump Because of the crimes.
Oct 10, 2019 3:56 AM
Every October my seasonally-appropriate 🎃 name & profile pic costs me followers. I’m promoting this Tweet to offset that loss. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oct 10, 2019 3:41 AM
@arrdem The whole world needs this.
Oct 10, 2019 3:39 AM
Is it because I’d never leave my couch? Because I’d pretty much never leave my couch.
Oct 10, 2019 3:39 AM
Why can’t I have my @Twitter timeline just constantly updating (à la @TweetDeck) on the screen of my AppleTV as a screensaver or an app?
Oct 10, 2019 3:33 AM
RT @jw: oh, just recharging the macbook https://t.co/2haWt5OU62
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Oct 10, 2019 3:23 AM
RT @Carolyn_Copes: PG&E: We're going to cut everyone's power off. Us: Who will be affected? PG&E: A lot of people. Us: For how long? P…
Oct 10, 2019 2:19 AM
RT @theatrus: https://t.co/Z4O4Z6E9op
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Oct 10, 2019 1:18 AM
RT @TheAndrewNadeau: [After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to— ME: A LOT of deaths for a…
Oct 9, 2019 9:09 PM
RT @rebellenoire: https://t.co/n7JfxJAu6t
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Oct 9, 2019 7:26 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Cache rules everything around me https://t.co/T5vT57asuF
Oct 9, 2019 5:26 PM
@Ramin_DK The whole world needs this.
Oct 9, 2019 5:05 PM
A Kickstarter to raise enough money to get Glenn Danzig to record cover versions of every song on the They Might Be Giants album "Lincoln".
Oct 9, 2019 3:57 PM
Four transit cops to check tickets at Powell elevators. Imagine if BART funded accessibility instead of fare-evasion suppression. #a11y ht…
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Oct 9, 2019 2:54 PM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/Fpd1dG0qpJ
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Oct 9, 2019 2:09 PM
RT @JuliusGoat: “I met a traveller from an antique land—huge guy, enormous, from one of the most antique lands, unbelievable, and he’s cryi…
Oct 9, 2019 1:57 PM
Hugs to folks (especially former colleagues) about to be impacted by this. My DMs are open Let me know if I can help! https://t.co/xLJVLamZ…
Oct 9, 2019 1:41 PM
RT @BBCBreaking: Turkish troops enter northern Syria, says President Erdogan, setting up a potential clash with Kurdish-led forces https://…
Oct 9, 2019 5:19 AM
RT @li_haoyi: Published a new blog post: Working with Databases using #Scala and Quill - https://t.co/5NHSBKn9nH
Oct 9, 2019 5:08 AM
RT @Caltrain: We do NOT expect any major issues relating to tomorrow’s planned @PGE4Me outages. BUT! We are prepared and will utilize Twi…
Oct 9, 2019 4:42 AM
@BevanDufty @SFBART @kravaro246 Can Bob chime in here with an answer?
Oct 9, 2019 4:42 AM
@BevanDufty @SFBART @kravaro246 But 16th has more frequent issues (mostly urination) than EMB, so I'm not sure how the board prioritized th…
Oct 9, 2019 4:41 AM
@BevanDufty @SFBART @kravaro246 Yeah, I've heard that Montgomery and EMB will get attendants in the next month (from the Civic Center atten…
Oct 9, 2019 4:19 AM
@SFBART @kravaro246 When do the Mission elevators get attendants? /cc: @BevanDufty
Oct 9, 2019 4:18 AM
@SFBART @BevanDufty @Twitter Maybe get your own Twitter account Bob. This is pretty confusing. /cc:@JaniceForBART @FitzTheReporter
Oct 9, 2019 3:25 AM
@arrdem @jmpspn The Father, Son, and the Holy /etc/hosts.
Oct 9, 2019 3:18 AM
RT @jef_poskanzer: If the Caldecott tunnel closes tomorrow, it'll be a record-breaking day for @SFBART.
Oct 9, 2019 3:18 AM
RT @marius: Who called it a resume and not an autohagiography?
Oct 9, 2019 3:15 AM
RT @PGE4Me: #PSPS map of impacted area of #YoloCounty (click to expand): PG&E expects to begin turning off pwr in some areas early Wed, jus…
Oct 9, 2019 12:05 AM
I’ve got a funny feeling that BART is gonna fuck up my commute this evening.
Oct 8, 2019 7:25 PM
Bay Bridge is the Best Bridge. https://t.co/4ufdlKBwYL
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Oct 8, 2019 4:30 PM
@realDonaldTrump Discredited how? Because you retweeted a bunch of partisan spam last night?
Oct 8, 2019 3:35 PM
Love that 🌶🐛is now canonical emoji for Shai-Hulud. https://t.co/TZESrdOeDX
Oct 8, 2019 2:42 PM
It’s Obstructionist Gord Season, Motherfuckers! https://t.co/3hK2joe4We
Oct 8, 2019 2:13 PM
@DanScavino ...says the hack putatively managing social media for @realDonaldTrump. Come on Dan.
Oct 8, 2019 2:09 PM
@jet_set @Nicole_Cliffe "The Trouble With Tribbles" but with industrial pink slurry instead.
Oct 8, 2019 1:49 PM
The multiverse theory, but instead it's an infinite number of spreadsheets claiming to be *the* source of truth for something.
Oct 8, 2019 12:51 PM
Turns out she didn’t delete the Tweet. While my point still stands, I wish I hadn’t been fooled by a spam account. Sigh. https://t.co/kBpQk…
Oct 8, 2019 12:41 PM
@EyalL @BrianTRice You are right, she did not. Shame on me for not verifying the claim. https://t.co/kBpQkUF8Cl
Oct 8, 2019 5:13 AM
#inktober 6/31 https://t.co/0WdEkeXs9t
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Oct 8, 2019 5:10 AM
@SarahAnnRhoades @JamesHasson20 @guypbenson Just because you disagree with someone doesn’t make them an idiot. I’m curious which of his "po…
Oct 8, 2019 4:39 AM
@JamesHasson20 @guypbenson What exactly is your point here? That he doesn’t have an informed opinion on China? Why is that an issue?
Oct 8, 2019 4:29 AM
These lunatics are still retweeting like every 30 seconds. I have device notifications turned on for these fools. https://t.co/MOd0GCyCgF
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Oct 8, 2019 4:22 AM
@kathleencodes @carriefernandez @TwitterEng @stitchfix seems to be doing something right in this regard https://t.co/pL3GnMiN4Z
Oct 8, 2019 4:06 AM
It’s past midnight in Washington, D.C. and @realDonaldTrump and/or @Scavino45 is on a retweet bender of dubiously sourced "news".
Oct 8, 2019 3:53 AM
RT @jimgris: Interview with @christhalinger at Code One SF 2019. Chris is one of my regulars. He's always got interesting stories and great…
Oct 8, 2019 3:40 AM
@ndwns 👇🏻 https://t.co/gfILR3XEss
Oct 8, 2019 3:37 AM
@jadesfw Thank you! 🙏🏻🤟 https://t.co/F9mF81SyTn
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Oct 8, 2019 3:29 AM
IMO, if you are verified or are considered "newsworthy" then you shouldn’t be able to delete Tweets. https://t.co/P00DxaV7ep
Oct 8, 2019 2:59 AM
RT @tpap_: Changeable message sign dropping wisdom and shade on drivers. https://t.co/9WexUEuPOF
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Oct 8, 2019 2:40 AM
@jdecked Achtung!
Oct 8, 2019 2:25 AM
@SteveNahm That’s why God made 380.
Oct 8, 2019 1:40 AM
RT @JustinWolfers: In case you doubt this story at all, history teaches us that trillion dollar militaries employing millions of soldiers i…
Oct 8, 2019 1:24 AM
"Pissoir All the Time (Poems 1973-2019)" by Charles Bartowski https://t.co/1eu77xxmbK
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Oct 7, 2019 3:46 PM
Current taking-baby-to-daycare-but-need-to-stop-at-work-because-I-left-my-laptop-there-over-the-weekend-and-am-going-to-offsite status. htt…
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Oct 7, 2019 1:15 PM
RT @TheDweck: It’s unfair to assume Trump is doing a favor for Erdogan bc of personal financial benefit. He could be doing it bc he talked…
Oct 7, 2019 12:46 PM
RT @ClintSmithIII: "Only about a quarter of New York City’s 472 subway stations are wheelchair accessible, one of the lowest percentages of…
Oct 7, 2019 3:32 AM
RT @NBCNews: BREAKING: In an extraordinary Sunday night statement, the White House announces that the US "will no longer be in the immediat…
Oct 7, 2019 3:29 AM
RT @cbcnewsbc: A sunset in Ucluelet, B.C. Submitted by Christie Nahrebeski. https://t.co/y4cWg4G5Q4
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Oct 7, 2019 3:25 AM
RT @ddale8: This seems to be a significant late-night statement from the White House, written in Trumpy language: https://t.co/NvCjafioC9
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Oct 7, 2019 3:17 AM
@BarstoolHubbs Look, I’m guessing you like the controversy, but still, as a Yankee fan I’m bummed that’s how the crowd tried to throw shade.
Oct 7, 2019 3:07 AM
RT @amyngyn: which companies are hiring for early career product managers in SF or NYC? send help! (if you are a hiring manager, DM me, I'…
Oct 7, 2019 2:59 AM
Two roads diverged on a peninsula, and I — I took 280 because 101 is garbage, And that has made all the difference.
Oct 7, 2019 2:59 AM
@hipsterelectron https://t.co/XvwR1xvYhg
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Oct 7, 2019 2:53 AM
@hipsterelectron I dunno...it’s pretty bad our President is willfully ignorant and a schoolyard bully. It’s *all* pathetic and absurd IMO.
Oct 7, 2019 2:47 AM
@networkjanitor @mediocrity @Ramin_DK Imagine what 280 was like.
Oct 7, 2019 2:46 AM
RT @goldman: Trump spent more online than the top seven Democrats combined. This is a sufficient loss condition. https://t.co/9DwaOvHgmh
Oct 7, 2019 2:19 AM
I ♡ SF https://t.co/ic2xOZPjtb
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Oct 7, 2019 1:34 AM
RT @RBReich: Framers of Constitution gave Congress power to impeach a president to protect from what Hamilton called “desire in foreign pow…
Oct 7, 2019 1:34 AM
RT @AP: BREAKING: As President Trump urged Ukraine’s leaders to investigate his political rival Joe Biden, associates of his personal lawye…
Oct 7, 2019 12:55 AM
#inktober 5/31 https://t.co/jHaJOA1Y77
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Oct 6, 2019 10:06 PM
RT @WSJ: Chinese companies have suspended ties with the Rockets, one of the NBA’s most popular teams in China, after Houston’s general mana…
Oct 6, 2019 9:59 PM
RT @PMKennedy123: Thirty years ago, an admirer of Václav Havel expressed his appreciation of the dissident playwright on his 53rd birthday…
Oct 6, 2019 9:42 PM
RT @kimmaicutler: 21st century monopoly has issues negotiating with 19th century monopoly. https://t.co/mLxLkD7qtJ
Oct 6, 2019 9:42 PM
RT @alevin: Dumbarton Update: Facebook considers light rail on city streets due to challenges negotiating with Union Pacific https://t.co/P…
Oct 6, 2019 8:00 PM
The CDC would be impressed by my containment protocols.
Oct 6, 2019 7:31 PM
Current status: covered in toddler puke. Hardwood floors FTW, I guess.
Oct 6, 2019 3:06 PM
Fun session, but you gotta get there early to beat the crowds. https://t.co/vDqdAk87rK
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Oct 6, 2019 1:07 PM
Yawn patrol. https://t.co/fmHu8Cec7p
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Oct 6, 2019 3:46 AM
@soozinbird @gushers See also: @tide pods
Oct 6, 2019 3:05 AM
RT @ptraughber: SF PSA: If you’re in the Outer Sunset or Excelsior, this year’s deadline to request a street tree from @SFUrbanForester is…
Oct 6, 2019 2:41 AM
#inktober 4/31 https://t.co/FEnlndUW72
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Oct 6, 2019 12:28 AM
RT @QConSF: #Swift & #Kotlin crossed the chasm, moving from Early Adopters to Early Majority, according to the @InfoQ editors. What are the…
Oct 5, 2019 11:09 PM
@mjduigou @SFBART I mean, if we got rid of *all* the riders then we’d have no @SFBART problems at all. 🤔
Oct 5, 2019 9:51 PM
@mattmangels Commuting with two kids. We’re lucky that school/daycare/work are all near public transit, but yes, it’s a lot of BART.
Oct 5, 2019 9:48 PM
@mattmangels 14 BART elevator rides a day as well.
Oct 5, 2019 9:41 PM
Make sure you include me in the next survey, @BartDirector.
Oct 5, 2019 9:23 PM
Monday through Friday I ride BART six times a day, pay for each ride, and give zero fucks about fare evasion. https://t.co/qeucI4T8gK
Oct 5, 2019 9:13 PM
@44 "So, what’s the act called?" "The Contrarians!"
Oct 5, 2019 4:31 PM
RT @Sharat_Chander: “It’s 2019. Join me on Twitter, it’s the modern IRC.” - @starbuxman 🤣 //@jcconf https://t.co/wOlbbx1z2x
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Oct 5, 2019 4:19 PM
@heyjoshua "Necropolis Now"
Oct 5, 2019 3:42 PM
RT @jeffrizzo: Earthquake Twitter is the best Twitter
Oct 5, 2019 3:41 PM
Earthquake!
Oct 5, 2019 3:12 AM
@aspen A lot of "businesses books" can be pretty lame, but that one is pretty good for it’s genre.
Oct 5, 2019 2:18 AM
RT @IAM_SHAKESPEARE: How eagerly ye follow my disgraces,
Oct 4, 2019 11:09 PM
#Inktober 3/31 https://t.co/5yBkmxMrQV
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Oct 4, 2019 8:50 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: A decade in the making, car-free Market Street faces final approval https://t.co/epTWoI58aP
Oct 4, 2019 7:23 PM
Anyway, @junwang123, that's why I missed our 1:1. Sorry! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oct 4, 2019 7:23 PM
So while I am partially to blame, @googlecalendar is also responsible. Converting an offline room to a legit "location" is bullshit.
Oct 4, 2019 7:23 PM
Remember kids, practice good calendar hygiene or this could happen to you too!
Oct 4, 2019 7:23 PM
I just spent 15 minutes of my life wandering around the office looking for a room that doesn't exist. https://t.co/NgbzVD9ZEW
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Oct 4, 2019 3:48 PM
It was #WalkAndRoll day at @AahnaBrown’s school today! https://t.co/CpqcmIPjyS
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Oct 4, 2019 1:43 PM
RT @SFGate: 'Worst Burger King in the world' closes on Market St. https://t.co/elkCX3hNAM https://t.co/G6VnBFZgoi
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Oct 4, 2019 5:15 AM
@zkiehl Sorry. Ruined it.
Oct 4, 2019 4:38 AM
@realDonaldTrump So, uh, do any foreign countries out there have your tax returns? Would be great of they could share them with Congress.
Oct 4, 2019 4:25 AM
RT @RepAdamSchiff: After receiving a trove of important documents from the first of the state department witnesses, my fellow chairs and I…
Oct 3, 2019 10:49 PM
@Zeke_Cao Who are any of us?
Oct 3, 2019 8:39 PM
@KohnShimi @morfca @ewarren Because that’s where (a disproportionate amount of) the money is.
Oct 3, 2019 8:35 PM
RT @ewarren: It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the…
Oct 3, 2019 8:30 PM
RT @doctorow: The shadow knows https://t.co/1mEhzEgHLY https://t.co/zmZ5SzGNQA
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Oct 3, 2019 6:29 PM
RT @tayhatmaker: this is bananas https://t.co/iQMAlHP8Zq
Oct 3, 2019 5:07 PM
A problem with Halloween Names on Twitter is no one recognizes you so the people who work for you don't feel obligated to fave your Tweets.
Oct 3, 2019 4:27 PM
@PatrioticAsFck Nickelback is a Canadian band.
Oct 3, 2019 3:58 PM
Maybe I’ve been wrong about Nickelback *and* the DMCA the whole time. 🤔
Oct 3, 2019 1:44 PM
@realDonaldTrump Yeah, I mean at every Presidential press conference it’s clearly "the Media" who comes off as deranged.
Oct 3, 2019 4:59 AM
@DanScavino @Kewellhome1 I mean, you *are* a racist, Dan.
Oct 3, 2019 4:46 AM
@rabois Actually this is the stupidest idea ever: https://t.co/f7MgeQIfu3
Oct 3, 2019 4:33 AM
@gasca Here’s a good starting point: https://t.co/YIWcyWv7LH
Oct 3, 2019 4:27 AM
@gasca Cool thread, but can we productize Halloween Names already?
Oct 3, 2019 4:20 AM
@cayley You probably own one already, but a Swanson Speed Square is an important part of any workshop.
Oct 3, 2019 4:11 AM
@DirkDig21252200 @DanScavino @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris Slow down there, defender of the working class. I know you gotta hit your numbe…
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Oct 3, 2019 4:01 AM
@F6x @Failure I never got past "Magnified" but that was a strong, evil contender for a classic album.
Oct 3, 2019 3:57 AM
@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris Thanks for sharing Dan. Reassuring that Trump’s former caddy has access to his Twitter account. …
Oct 3, 2019 3:37 AM
I saw the Muffs open for the (in retrospect problematic) Queers at CBGBs back in 199x. They should’ve been headlining. #RIPKimShattuck
Oct 3, 2019 3:30 AM
RT @mattblaze: This is some DaVinci Code-level intrigue we were pulling off right here. And we would have gotten away with it too, if it ha…
Oct 3, 2019 2:54 AM
RT @robinhouston: This tweet contains exactly four As, one B, three Cs, two Ds, thirty-two Es, six Fs, one G, five Hs, twelve Is, one J, on…
Oct 3, 2019 2:51 AM
RT @robinhouston: I think it’s time for a thread on the cultural history of this tweet. (1/?) https://t.co/qSIJ0IeRTZ
Oct 3, 2019 2:31 AM
RT @monacharenEPPC: Just when they’re becoming more essential. https://t.co/Jjk6Gq0uSb
Oct 3, 2019 2:28 AM
@DanScavino Way to keep it classy, you racist hack.
Oct 3, 2019 2:18 AM
#inktober 2/31 https://t.co/3s94zRcN8w
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Oct 3, 2019 1:57 AM
@jayholler Yeah, I can only imagine...
Oct 3, 2019 1:55 AM
@jayholler Hang in there. We are all here to help.
Oct 2, 2019 9:22 PM
RT @marius: Today we open sourced two pieces of our compute infrastructure stack: Bigmachine and Bigslice. They are described by two short…
Oct 2, 2019 8:53 PM
@occupytheport @RebeccaForBART @kenyaw @FitzTheReporter @tweetsupa @JaniceForBART @chrisarvinsf Taxpayer & BART commuter/frequent critic he…
Oct 2, 2019 8:33 PM
@mikkelsvane The issue will (temporarily) disappear after a system restart, anyway, hopefully we’ll get it root caused soon.
Oct 2, 2019 8:24 PM
@mikkelsvane I experience it myself from time to time, usually after loading a memory-intensive page (like a large GDoc).
Oct 2, 2019 8:22 PM
@mikkelsvane It’s a difficult to repro issue, specific to Safari. But we know about it.
Oct 2, 2019 8:20 PM
@mikkelsvane As a workaround try https://t.co/WXJNx7khJq
Oct 2, 2019 8:10 PM
RT @joshtpm: Sorry, Finland
Oct 2, 2019 5:28 PM
@EAEO It’s also hard as hell to stand back up these days.
Oct 2, 2019 5:24 PM
@leifwickland @johnny_everson Check out @christhalinger's talk on a similar area. https://t.co/8zxQDg5cTm
Oct 2, 2019 5:21 PM
#OneTeam https://t.co/aAUSYkQIy8
Oct 2, 2019 5:20 PM
RT @igb: I’m too old to stand upright for an entire hour.
Oct 2, 2019 5:08 PM
RT @skamille: This is completely sociopathic https://t.co/rKXnUcJ0pK
Oct 2, 2019 4:41 PM
@giltene HOW ABOUT A SOCIAL NETWORK WHERE EVERYTHING IS ALL CAPS?
Oct 2, 2019 3:41 PM
🎃 #NewProfilePic 🎃 https://t.co/5iBbmbdPR3
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Oct 2, 2019 2:19 PM
He’s not wrong. https://t.co/vqNJsRhnIb
Oct 2, 2019 4:50 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: Yes, I am famously under-scrutinized. https://t.co/OtvP8nYwoK
Oct 2, 2019 4:34 AM
RT @TwitterSupport: We've been experiencing outages across Twitter and TweetDeck. You might have had trouble Tweeting, getting notification…
Oct 2, 2019 4:32 AM
#inktober 1/31 https://t.co/2Pr0g2dtbs
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Oct 2, 2019 3:58 AM
@SMS61916 I am? I’m genuinely curious as to how you arrived at that opinion.
Oct 2, 2019 3:41 AM
RT @ShannonSkalos: Based on a conversation about parrots and falcons, I give you the revised common names for US falcons: Kestrel: Mini Mu…
Oct 2, 2019 3:39 AM
@SMS61916 Sorry Leon, I still don’t get your, uh, joke.
Oct 2, 2019 3:36 AM
RT @ShannonSkalos: Falcons are exciting, but accipiters are our most common fall migrants along the Pacific Flyway. Here are the two specie…
Oct 2, 2019 3:29 AM
@SMS61916 Sorry Leon, you are gonna have to explain that one to me.
Oct 2, 2019 3:16 AM
TBH I’m pretty impressed he spelled "coup" correctly on the first attempt. https://t.co/QNa1Cu7M1i
Oct 2, 2019 2:25 AM
RT @nathanmarzion: wow Nationals Park is beautiful at night😍 https://t.co/y0xti5aX4I
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Oct 2, 2019 2:24 AM
A clear and presidential danger. https://t.co/QNa1Cu7M1i
Oct 2, 2019 1:53 AM
Are you a phone sanitiser or an account executive? If you are, well, do we have the conference for you! https://t.co/3OF6vt6QTo
Oct 2, 2019 1:27 AM
@bbmind @dekker Sorry Bart, no can do. I mean, this *is* Twitter after all.
Oct 2, 2019 12:33 AM
@dekker Easy there...let’s just get the impeachment done first. We can run them out afterwards.
Oct 2, 2019 12:05 AM
Always good catching up with this upstanding individual. https://t.co/TD31kCRZ7T
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Oct 1, 2019 9:20 PM
@slyphon https://t.co/epLMGVZqSp
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Oct 1, 2019 7:54 PM
RT @risd: .@OBEYGIANT's Facing the Giant 30 year tour is coming to Providence! In Conversation with @RISDalumni Shepard Fairey 92 IL at @ri…
Oct 1, 2019 3:16 AM
RT @JohnKingSFChron: Given the ongoing and rather spectacular implosion of WeWork these days, I'm guessing that the Presidio Trust does not…
Oct 1, 2019 3:11 AM
RT @heybiji: dear art twitter, thank you for making art
Oct 1, 2019 3:01 AM
RT @JaniceForBART: @BrandonHarami @SFBART step 1 Farallon Islands step 2 OUTER SPACE step 3 second transbay rail crossing
Oct 1, 2019 2:56 AM
RT @jef_poskanzer: Here's mine. #moon #newmoon #fingernailmoon #GRADIENT https://t.co/NVDKSr6W3n
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Oct 1, 2019 2:52 AM
RT @Emergidoc: Crazy event at ORD. Heads up safety move by a ramp worker! https://t.co/SQi5zB0Ooz
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Oct 1, 2019 2:32 AM
RT @vinucharanya: Super excited for this year's @TechWomen program and being a mentor again this year! We are at the #cultural kickoff at @…
Oct 1, 2019 2:31 AM
@ClaraJeffery ODB
Oct 1, 2019 2:16 AM
Happy #Inktober’s Eve everyone!
Oct 1, 2019 1:41 AM
RT @anothercohen: Unpopular opinion: being a startup employee is riskier than being a founder
Oct 1, 2019 1:40 AM
@mattbytes @SFBART "You're in this elevator."
Oct 1, 2019 12:15 AM
Hey @SFBART, the *street* elevator is actually working and *in* service. Please remove the signs saying it’s "out of service"! https://t.co…
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