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Aug 31, 2019 4:39 AM
@egd Also, portrait mode? FFS Eric.
Aug 30, 2019 11:37 PM
@egd It was an honor and a privilege working with you. https://t.co/ArmHRSeCL5
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Aug 30, 2019 9:01 PM
The metaphor reification intensifies. https://t.co/htwBVQ4RvZ
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Aug 30, 2019 8:41 PM
@jhamlett Gotta have them on my wall Gotta have them on my wall, 'cause I want your skulls I need your skulls
Aug 30, 2019 1:29 PM
@ScottWalker @AOC Put a tiny American flag emoji in it Scott.
Aug 30, 2019 2:56 AM
Current status: sitting behind @argyris at soccer coach training.
Aug 29, 2019 10:49 PM
Aside from the unfortunate side-effect of advancing the careers of Andy Dick & Joe Rogan, "News Radio" was a pretty great TV show.
Aug 29, 2019 1:33 PM
@benj_fry That and tear the thing down.
Aug 29, 2019 4:47 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff Demand accountability from our public servants as well as the folks lobbying behind the scenes & in the op-eds of our ne…
Aug 29, 2019 4:42 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff @salesforce But when he’s wrong I’m gonna call him on it.
Aug 29, 2019 4:42 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff Felt good (and still feel good) about working for @salesforce back in the day.
Aug 29, 2019 4:41 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff Depends on the issue. Overall I am a huge Marc fan.
Aug 29, 2019 4:40 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff But the stadium will be such a hit to the already stressed transit and wastes space that could have been another high-ri…
Aug 29, 2019 4:39 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff Nah, Marc was front and center in the efforts to get the project approved.
Aug 29, 2019 4:38 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff I’m glad to see bigger buildings and more housing going up in that area.
Aug 29, 2019 4:37 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff I’m genuinely stoked he built/funded hospitals in China Basin/Dogpatch.
Aug 29, 2019 4:34 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff TBH, I’m not sure what you are saying. I’m frustrated AF about this project and Marc was one its biggest supporters.
Aug 29, 2019 4:29 AM
@sparhawk Sadly, no.
Aug 29, 2019 4:27 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff Our mayor should be on the hook too, but we didn’t need this stadium.
Aug 29, 2019 4:24 AM
@JimYoull @Benioff Come on, Jim. Marc was one of the stadium’s biggest boosters. Billionaires need to own the problems they create.
Aug 29, 2019 4:16 AM
Hey @Benioff, maybe you shouldn’t have lobbied for a sports center that is a mismatch to our infrastructure and public transit? https://t.c…
Aug 29, 2019 4:13 AM
RT @SFBART: Don’t ever go onto the tracks. Our agents have awesome grabber sticks to safely recover items. https://t.co/uP4E378mov
Aug 29, 2019 4:07 AM
RT @jimgris: It's sunny today. https://t.co/OvjMi7uLcx
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Aug 29, 2019 4:07 AM
RT @FBISanFrancisco: Former Uber Self-Driving Car Executive Indicted for Alleged Theft of Trade Secrets from Google: A federal grand jury i…
Aug 29, 2019 3:41 AM
RT @ruchowdh: DARPA: “NOTHING TO SEE HERE WE JUST NEED THIS SECURE UNDERGROUND SPACE IN OH 48 HOURS”
Aug 29, 2019 2:38 AM
@christhalinger Toilet paper, I think.
Aug 29, 2019 2:36 AM
@christhalinger No. Definitely not.
Aug 29, 2019 2:16 AM
@arocknerd @slyphon "Pun Step Beyond!" - Dadness https://t.co/l4NFseVfQs
Aug 29, 2019 1:20 AM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/HoL7PHIvwU
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Aug 28, 2019 11:38 PM
@cravensroost @AahnaBrown A classic by the early-90s punkrock band Samiam.
Aug 28, 2019 4:27 PM
The lobby of an office building I pass by each AM has a wall that displays trending topics on Twitter and it’s 💯! #MoscowMitchMcTreason ht…
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Aug 28, 2019 3:49 PM
🎵🎶🎵 "Now I am five Now I have turned five I'll be with the big kids at school No more mom and dad Now I've got to act cool" 🎵🎶🎵 https:…
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Aug 28, 2019 1:07 PM
@seldo @jef_poskanzer @sutrofog Minna/Tehama/Clara in (roughly) the same order in both SF and Brooklyn.
Aug 28, 2019 5:07 AM
RT @ning_sf: @igb https://t.co/cArggiSGmw
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Aug 28, 2019 4:18 AM
Tonight, at bedtime, out of nowhere, my 5yo asks: "Are there more girls or more boys at your work?" 😬 https://t.co/SxNzRTC9vA
Aug 28, 2019 4:09 AM
RT @F6x: The most stressful job interview I’ve ever had happened 20 years ago toady. I wrote about it a few years ago — it still makes me a…
Aug 28, 2019 3:20 AM
Dear reader, if you are following me for jokes please know that you...have to take the good with the dad.
Aug 28, 2019 2:50 AM
@doriantaylor @miguelrios Fascinating list. One could argue though that it was us who killed @fabric. https://t.co/vAq32sDrTK
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Aug 28, 2019 2:11 AM
The perfectly engineered spring of a first-generation AirPods case is endlessly entertaining to small children. https://t.co/mgM8q8jER7
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Aug 28, 2019 2:05 AM
RT @miguelrios: Welp. Google is killing something I didn’t even know it existed. https://t.co/ADoaFeu1XQ
Aug 27, 2019 5:35 PM
RT @cfarivar: BREAKING: Former Google self-driving car engineer charged with stealing trade secrets https://t.co/CSlCAaXH2X
Aug 27, 2019 4:34 PM
I’m sure my daughter will understand when she’s older and has to take #MUNI by herself every day.
Aug 27, 2019 4:32 PM
Saw it coming down Church so I shoved the kid thru the daycare door, yelled to the teacher "Gotta catch this train!" and ran to the stop.
Aug 27, 2019 4:11 PM
Scored another "E" this morning on Church St! #MUNI #winning https://t.co/nkwX7WfSUg
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Aug 27, 2019 1:28 PM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/PMQBCH32nr
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Aug 27, 2019 1:10 PM
"...Apple’s philosopher in residence, Joshua Cohen..." Congrats on the new gig @heyjoshua! https://t.co/CYmNuqqOSG
Aug 27, 2019 5:52 AM
RT @DankDuneMemes: https://t.co/wAmqWNK0Cy
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Aug 27, 2019 5:13 AM
@christhalinger Scala, if it was real FP language, and Haskell, if you could actually build something useful with it.
Aug 27, 2019 5:10 AM
@christhalinger I gotchu covered. https://t.co/epEyc3srAu
Aug 27, 2019 5:04 AM
@christhalinger I’d fave this, but I had to click through to Instagram in order to see the photo.
Aug 27, 2019 4:03 AM
RT @HillaryClinton: We should not nuke hurricanes.
Aug 27, 2019 3:45 AM
RT @RedGiantNews: Sith Army Knife. #StarWars #RiseOfSkywalker https://t.co/nULgyAI25d
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Aug 27, 2019 3:41 AM
@bmdhacks I find subtweeting them usually helps.
Aug 27, 2019 3:17 AM
RT @megreenwell: I wrote a goodbye blog that's actually about digital media in 2019. Please keep reading Deadspin, because the best people…
Aug 26, 2019 6:42 PM
RT @humantransit: @Uber Well, if folks want to burn billions investing in @Uber, what's wrong with that? Only that the fantasy of world-ch…
Aug 26, 2019 4:29 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: @igb Our historic streetcars are housed down near Balboa Park station, so when they pull out and into service (on both the…
Aug 26, 2019 4:29 PM
@sfmta_muni OMG it’s the best! Can they do this all the time?!
Aug 26, 2019 4:24 PM
@doodie I’m riding it all the way to the Twoffice!
Aug 26, 2019 4:24 PM
@doodie Yep!
Aug 26, 2019 4:23 PM
Is this a new route for the "E" line @sfmta_muni ?
Aug 26, 2019 4:22 PM
I’m still super confused (but stoked) that an "E" was stopping along Church St. (Usually serviced by the "J" line.)
Aug 26, 2019 4:18 PM
Sometimes #MUNI is alright. Sometimes.
Aug 26, 2019 4:18 PM
I somehow managed to score a ride on an "E" train which a lovely retro car that is going down Market St *above* ground. https://t.co/dYNxUI…
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Aug 26, 2019 3:47 PM
I haven’t even left the house yet and I’m already angry about all the ways #MUNI is probably gonna fuck me over during my commute.
Aug 26, 2019 2:43 PM
RT @RichMcWilliams1: @Nicole_Cliffe “Blame is for God and small children.” - Papillon (1973)
Aug 26, 2019 1:58 PM
@Zeke_Cao Productivity allowance?
Aug 26, 2019 1:53 PM
@Zeke_Cao Startup idea: a line of fashionable pants, dresses, and shirts with integrated badge holders/reels.
Aug 26, 2019 1:26 PM
RT @robdelaney: That’s hilariously low. https://t.co/rzlEP1Lpbg
Aug 26, 2019 4:13 AM
RT @dpalm34: yo Andrew Luck is just going to retire like that? With no warning at age 29, right before the season starts? I hope he sees th…
Aug 26, 2019 4:12 AM
RT @KyleAMadson: NFL players: “Andrew Luck is a warrior. I get why he quit.” Tom, your neighbor who hires someone to cut his grass: “Andre…
Aug 26, 2019 4:10 AM
@jvreeland26 I want to say I’ve encountered the former often in @AquilaRift’s fiction. (Sad to see a once active account zeroed out.)
Aug 26, 2019 3:49 AM
RT @TimOBrien: Here’s your reminder that the man running up the federal deficit and waging an ill-informed global trade war is a serial ban…
Aug 26, 2019 3:45 AM
RT @KamalaHarris: Dude's gotta go. https://t.co/iZp6EExhF9
Aug 26, 2019 3:43 AM
RT @danielnazer: TIL that BART considers "minutes" to be part of a four-dimensional Minkowskian vector space in which time and distance are…
Aug 26, 2019 2:49 AM
@cambridgemike @dickc @Twitter Also, no fucking way am I learning management techniques from Bono.
Aug 26, 2019 2:47 AM
@cambridgemike One of the best things about @dickc’s management class at @Twitter was the focus on Grove’s "High-Output Management".
Aug 26, 2019 2:44 AM
@cambridgemike Prior art: https://t.co/rKtyj9QKCl
Aug 26, 2019 2:43 AM
"Do they make blood statues & put cardboard on them & put them in a kettle & get humans?" - the 5yo contemplating non-cartoon life-forms.
Aug 26, 2019 1:25 AM
RT @jshbck: Wanna feel old? The baby from Rosemary’s Baby is now running the white house
Aug 26, 2019 1:25 AM
@jasongay https://t.co/hWeH9GGQAp
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Aug 26, 2019 1:15 AM
@jayholler @arrdem I mean, how many votes could it cost? https://t.co/cGMblyma8v
Aug 26, 2019 1:02 AM
@dataandpolitics I mean, she’s not wrong.
Aug 26, 2019 12:59 AM
@ning_sf @wangtian Superman III, probably.
Aug 25, 2019 11:40 PM
We are a very, very stupid country. #MAGA 🇺🇸 https://t.co/tIl2GpMw1c
Aug 25, 2019 11:30 PM
RT @KatieS: We have a category 5 lunatic in the White House. https://t.co/jx263EJloU
Aug 25, 2019 11:24 PM
RT @loweringthebar: Beyond embarrassing. https://t.co/sY6vzGLXpB
Aug 25, 2019 10:13 PM
@heyjoshua @christhalinger @_tessr @Twitter Also previously on @Twitter: https://t.co/wkWNrei8tx
Aug 25, 2019 10:09 PM
@christhalinger @_tessr Previously on @Twitter: https://t.co/p40aOk95LZ
Aug 25, 2019 9:07 PM
Fun day at the beach with the fam! https://t.co/wYfeaYpCIx
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Aug 25, 2019 4:55 PM
@gregkuziacarmel Between trying to sneak a few waves in before the crowds show up and the weekend kid activities it’s the only option. :-)
Aug 25, 2019 2:35 PM
Fun, foggy, and flat session this AM, sharing the water with a pinniped. 🏄🏼
Aug 25, 2019 3:45 AM
@heyjoshua @antolnar Management is more of an art than a science, Joshua. Some things just can’t be taught. https://t.co/peF9GbU7R3
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Aug 25, 2019 3:35 AM
TBT the time I attempted to check in the entirety of Science as a subdirectory of Science but was stopped by @heyjoshua & @antolnar. https:…
Aug 25, 2019 3:24 AM
RT @_tessr: “oh, the engineering manager has decided to start programming again” https://t.co/oSG8weJcBu
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Aug 25, 2019 1:24 AM
@paulg https://t.co/b9atB3ofdo
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Aug 24, 2019 9:48 PM
@ysr1729 @Todd_Segal Ramki has been working with java for years. Best to heed his advice.
Aug 24, 2019 9:00 PM
@networkjanitor Boards, wetsuits, etc.
Aug 24, 2019 9:00 PM
@networkjanitor The folks at Sonlight are pretty chill, friendly, and helpful.
Aug 24, 2019 8:59 PM
@networkjanitor Lindamar has surfshops nearby to rent gear.
Aug 24, 2019 8:57 PM
RT @CGregoryBrown: I have not been in favor of impeaching Trump, as I believe a resounding defeat in 2020 would be a more powerful statemen…
Aug 24, 2019 8:50 PM
@NickAdamsinUSA Why do you see Justice Ginsburg as your political opposition?
Aug 24, 2019 3:41 PM
RT @ollymoss: Can’t believe Jim Davis is a sellout. https://t.co/Ioy1AVCUIH
Aug 24, 2019 1:56 PM
Made a run for the border early this AM and had a fun session with whale spouts sighted on the horizon. 🏄🏼🐳 https://t.co/6Iew38Q4vl
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Aug 24, 2019 3:18 AM
@benj_fry HBD! Don’t panic!
Aug 24, 2019 3:00 AM
RT @SushantSin: Kashmir: Midnight knocks, and arrests. Start of one of the biggest mass arrests of civilian leaders in decades carried out…
Aug 24, 2019 1:27 AM
RT @anniemal: @karaswisher Will Mar-a-lago memberships owned by Chinese nationals/lobbyists be refunded/revoked? Will Ivanka’a Chinese pate…
Aug 24, 2019 12:55 AM
The invisible orange hand. https://t.co/vaTaqJgLp5
Aug 23, 2019 10:58 PM
RT @thadcam: https://t.co/6VsSI4q3EE
Aug 23, 2019 10:57 PM
RT @MaglioJen: Someone today asked me if I wanted to read Smash Mouth's "All Star" translated into Aramaic and then back to English. The a…
Aug 23, 2019 10:45 PM
RT @bcantrill: "Mistakes are expected, respected, inspected, and corrected." -- words to live by from my 7th grade son's math teacher
Aug 23, 2019 10:07 PM
@doriantaylor yes
Aug 23, 2019 9:46 PM
@umatweep @terns @elucentdev @MakarandParigi @ysr1729 @synecadelic @john_coomes @nvgrw https://t.co/siNgjYrLM6
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Aug 23, 2019 9:00 PM
RT @umatweep: Thank you #TwitterVMTeam @terns! @elucentdev @MakarandParigi https://t.co/Aw7Yu8Spdl
Aug 23, 2019 7:08 PM
TFW you forget the plan was to meet outside instead of 10-SFTenth. https://t.co/t7HYtgryb6
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Aug 23, 2019 3:41 PM
JFC our President is so incredibly bad for our country. https://t.co/JKD5EowvOV
Aug 23, 2019 3:31 PM
RT @meganamram: David koch died doing what he loved: looking into the ark of the covenant
Aug 23, 2019 2:41 PM
@mazdakh I probably don't even need to modify it. https://t.co/JRbxlMWQYs
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Aug 23, 2019 6:18 AM
@PiyushGoyal @narendramodi @AmitShah "Inexplicable" resistance? Maybe you should let the people of Jammu and Kashmir on to social media to …
Aug 23, 2019 5:52 AM
RT @Jowanza: Lemme tell you about this Haskell library I developed https://t.co/cgP8KiEg5h
Aug 23, 2019 5:40 AM
I should probably be working on my presentation or finishing up Q3 roadmap docs instead of fucking around in Photoshop™ but here we are. ht…
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Aug 23, 2019 3:54 AM
@heyjoshua @davidhillgm @amdev @ianisqatsibot cc: @istaqsinaibot
Aug 23, 2019 3:39 AM
RT @IntelBusiness: First: Applause! Our partner Matthew Singer [@mattbytes] at Twitter is a finalist for the Constellation Research SuperNo…
Aug 23, 2019 12:42 AM
RT @radleybalko: A U.S. citizen was held for four days in a Louisiana jail. Why? "Staff at the sheriff’s office explained that they had…
Aug 23, 2019 12:00 AM
RT @TylerHuckabee: Trump talking about his favorite Bible verse is absolutely the best comedy on the planet. You could spend your life tryi…
Aug 22, 2019 4:57 PM
@freialobo @kathiepham @jackiehluo (Also, that sounds terrifying.)
Aug 22, 2019 4:56 PM
@freialobo @kathiepham @jackiehluo TIL!
Aug 22, 2019 4:55 PM
@freialobo @kathiepham @jackiehluo Do people not use Twitter at Burning Man? I’d always assumed most burners are DAUs.
Aug 22, 2019 4:48 PM
@NuttySwiss @jmpspn https://t.co/h7W1ljjWuJ
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Aug 22, 2019 3:55 PM
Missed Connection: You: a grizzled SRE in a blue "Keep Calm & Let the Swiss Handle It" T-shirt Me: in the EMB BART elevator, waving
Aug 22, 2019 3:19 PM
@ChrisGSeaton @christhalinger @elucentdev @terns Internal, but as we’ve stated on the #Graal / #OpenJDK mailing lists we plan on sharing ou…
Aug 22, 2019 1:09 PM
@seanspicer @DancingABC Shame on you.
Aug 22, 2019 1:04 PM
@ftrain @waferbaby I was disappointed that the first 20 or so paragraphs weren’t part of an elaborate a setup for an "Emacs’ed-out text edi…
Aug 22, 2019 12:40 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: @igb Good morning. https://t.co/K7VkfEFMjr
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Aug 22, 2019 12:27 PM
I ♡ coffee.
Aug 22, 2019 4:20 AM
RT @expliKateD: It's been a minute since I've mentioned this... but I'm hiring for a Lead Engineer @stitchfix. Remote or SF. Ruby or Go. Wa…
Aug 22, 2019 3:33 AM
RT @jsmooth995: A prediction about Sean Spicer, and his fellow garbage fire enablers. https://t.co/XCnuHwfVgu
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Aug 22, 2019 3:26 AM
RT @TheAndrewNadeau: HIM: I don’t understand what’s happening. HER: We’re in a tweet. HIM: Is it a good one? HER: Can’t tell until the e…
Aug 22, 2019 2:51 AM
RT @JohnCleese: The difference between LA drivers and NY drivers is this : LA drivers are unaware of the existence of other drivers. NY dr…
Aug 22, 2019 2:44 AM
RT @whstancil: Citing No Evidence, Emperor Claims to Be Clothed
Aug 21, 2019 11:09 PM
#TwitterVMTeam intern @elucentdev presenting his code generation work for adding autovectorization support to the #Graal JIT compiler. http…
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Aug 21, 2019 10:08 PM
@terns 👆
Aug 21, 2019 10:01 PM
A "NEAT" talk by #TwitterVMTeam intern @MakarandParigi on using ML to produce inlining heuristics for the #Graal JIT compiler. https://t.co…
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Aug 21, 2019 8:57 PM
RT @SFGate: Video reportedly shows broad-daylight shooting on SF's Market Street https://t.co/q4p6sWBMvX https://t.co/ZrYsq7FBfx
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Aug 21, 2019 3:55 PM
@heyjoshua @amolweb That’s why they made tagfiles. https://t.co/A5fM0WwZIR
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Aug 21, 2019 3:49 PM
@heyjoshua @amolweb JSP FTW! Just edit the file on the server, save, and refresh the browser. https://t.co/uVRQmtVlnQ
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Aug 21, 2019 3:33 PM
RT @vkostyukov: If you run @finagle and want your latency charts look similar do this: -com.twitter.finagle.offload.numWorkers=8 -com.twit…
Aug 21, 2019 2:56 PM
RT @doctorow: Gatecrasher https://t.co/X8VzyY3N0n https://t.co/ttBei0PylN
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Aug 21, 2019 5:27 AM
@TheFrankIsola @TwitterMoments I expected it to be a *reply* to the "Moment", not a standalone Tweet devoid of context.
Aug 21, 2019 5:26 AM
@TheFrankIsola Welp, @TwitterMoments, I'm not sure that this is what I expected when I replied to the "share your thoughts" prompt.
Aug 21, 2019 5:24 AM
I'm assuming that picking up @TheFrankIsola is what is driving most of the growth, no?
Aug 21, 2019 5:20 AM
RT @Y2SHAF: a reminder that the amazon forest has been on fire for 3 weeks now and because of the lack of media coverage people don’t know…
Aug 21, 2019 4:35 AM
@mazdakh What is "1"? https://t.co/1gbh9SfGeX
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Aug 21, 2019 4:30 AM
RT @ihutagalung: Do you know that Microsoft is (one of) the Platinum sponsor of AdoptOpenJDK? With the addition of jClarity (one of the Gol…
Aug 21, 2019 4:21 AM
@mazdakh What is "Hindsight is..."? https://t.co/Rutqcdo3zd
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Aug 21, 2019 4:12 AM
RT @weschow: Kid: are we there yet? Me: no Kid: are we there yet? Me: no Kid: are we there yet? Me: no Kid: are we there yet? Me: let me…
Aug 21, 2019 3:11 AM
RT @gillyarcht: Fire on Bayshore near bottom of Bernal, was just on hold for 911 to call @SFFDPIO when I starred hearing sirens. Fast. http…
Aug 21, 2019 3:10 AM
@UglyBoyBigLoser @jhamlett @TonyPrintezis 👆
Aug 21, 2019 1:39 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: That's what latency looks like when you unleash Netty's full power! Repeat with me: I will never use netty threads to e…
Aug 21, 2019 12:32 AM
RT @bhaggs: 7 years later and Google still hasn’t really made it any easier to find docs at the enterprise level. Still have to rely on wor…
Aug 21, 2019 12:25 AM
RT @RespectableLaw: We need to talk about this lie from Andy Ngo and why from this point forward anybody who normalizes him as a reputable…
Aug 20, 2019 9:00 PM
@umatweep नमस्ते!
Aug 20, 2019 7:16 PM
RT @sarahjeong: tfw copyright ruins literally everything https://t.co/fBqsdHluKA
Aug 20, 2019 4:05 PM
RT @ZekeJMiller: Kashmir police say thousands detained in status-change sweep https://t.co/aVktqKma1M
Aug 20, 2019 2:52 PM
@JohnKingSFChron (though I’m willing to allow an honorable mention of the (9?) radio towers along the ridge of San Bruno Mtn.)
Aug 20, 2019 2:50 PM
@JohnKingSFChron Sutro Tower or GTFO.
Aug 20, 2019 1:27 PM
RT @brunoborges: I'm not ashamed to admit that sometimes I miss JSP. Near 20 years later, and still nobody's even come _close_ to JSP's ea…
Aug 20, 2019 1:16 PM
@DanScavino @jonvoight I’m starting to think that @jonvoight might be short an American flag emoji or two. 😬
Aug 20, 2019 4:40 AM
@kcoleman "need" is a pretty strong word
Aug 20, 2019 3:29 AM
Glen Park’s aesthetic, stripped of its polished rock and ornamentation, distilled to it’s Brutalist essence. /cc: @JohnKingSFChron https:/…
Aug 20, 2019 3:18 AM
That’s what the "U" button in the elevator is for. It’s usually locked, but tonight we rode up with a BART worker headed to that level.
Aug 20, 2019 3:18 AM
We got to see the hidden utility level at the Glen Park #BART station this evening, so I can check that off the bucket list. https://t.co/F…
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Aug 20, 2019 2:29 AM
And people say I’m hard to shop for... https://t.co/DHW8T9BMPI
Aug 20, 2019 2:26 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: Artwork at the Lemonade in Metreon. I’m not a huge collector of chain restaurant art, but would 100% put this on my wall…
Aug 20, 2019 2:21 AM
RT @ArmsControlWonk: Two more stations are now offline — and not just any two. This time it is a pair of radionuclide stations in the path…
Aug 20, 2019 12:14 AM
So much pot smoke I had to air out the @SFBART elevator for like three minutes in order for it to be safe to take the stroller in. https://…
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Aug 19, 2019 11:33 PM
@christhalinger @thomasuster Actually most attacks happen 22-23 hours *after* dawn.
Aug 19, 2019 8:50 PM
RT @thinkingfish: After spending many weeks and relied on tedious tricks to uncover sub-secondly performance woes, to see them in unmistaka…
Aug 19, 2019 4:09 PM
RT @Work4SF: The San Francisco Public Library is now accepting applications for Librarian I positions. Apply here: https://t.co/UfPdwXAgSz
Aug 19, 2019 4:02 PM
@realDonaldTrump @JudicialWatch Can a sitting US President be sued for libel? Just asking.
Aug 19, 2019 2:59 PM
@benj_fry Obligatory. https://t.co/qs6CZtPl5g
Aug 19, 2019 1:27 PM
@shu @slyphon Baby Shark Yoga would probably be worse.
Aug 19, 2019 12:35 PM
@virus_dave @slyphon I’ve got some bad news for you about people, Dave.
Aug 19, 2019 2:28 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Fog drifts over mountains under a dawning sky. A Taco Bell sign is illuminated in the foreground.
Aug 19, 2019 1:47 AM
RT @helloPikul: @igb I see your goat yoga and raise you https://t.co/3lej8TwnpB
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Aug 19, 2019 1:06 AM
🐐🧘🏼♂️ https://t.co/5cAB7MdDzF
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Aug 18, 2019 6:05 PM
@hipsterelectron Here’s how they are trying to reframe it. https://t.co/1OyGdwfuKS
Aug 18, 2019 6:00 PM
It’s worth pointing out that anti-fascism isn’t an "ORGANIZATION OF TERROR". It’s an American value and a recurring theme in our history. h…
Aug 18, 2019 5:39 PM
@hobbes188 @thomasuster le sigh
Aug 18, 2019 3:26 PM
@thomasuster We’ll be fine.
Aug 18, 2019 3:19 PM
@thomasuster Seriously though, yes, I have heard that dawn and dusk are feeding times but that’s also when mess people are out so... ¯\_(…
Aug 18, 2019 3:09 PM
@44 Yeah, there’s always something. Low tide can be a bit close-outish, but as long as it’s not crowded I don’t really care. :-)
Aug 18, 2019 2:50 PM
@AndMucc The Pacifica Taco Bell is officially the most beautiful Taco Bell on the planet. https://t.co/r7K7CjPlVg
Aug 18, 2019 2:47 PM
@44 On small days I’ve been the only one in the water, but once the sun is up it fills in fast no matter what.
Aug 18, 2019 2:46 PM
@44 Aside from a pocket of local longboarders in the south pocket it’s usually pretty empty.
Aug 18, 2019 2:37 PM
@thomasuster That dude probably didn’t want you crowding the lineup at dawn / dusk. ;-)
Aug 18, 2019 1:50 PM
Fun splash in the ocean before dawn. https://t.co/dNKtWava3B
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Aug 18, 2019 3:34 AM
@brunoborges @ameliaeiras @aalmiray @OracleCodeOne @Java_Champions The #TwitterVMTeam added a Duke emoji to Twitter’s Slack and it’s been v…
Aug 18, 2019 2:20 AM
@Zeke_Cao Arts, Entertainment, & Recreation.
Aug 18, 2019 2:19 AM
RT @josiahhughes: to me the most cursed “tik tok” is the passage of time itself
Aug 18, 2019 2:07 AM
"Orange Skull" is a pretty great name. https://t.co/PfQGjrFfcp
Aug 18, 2019 2:03 AM
RT @anshublog: The whole thing is bull. https://t.co/lgkMMn0ZCX
Aug 18, 2019 2:00 AM
RT @berrics: June Saito knows manuals, so take notes because this recent San Diego State University grad (congrats!) is about to school you…
Aug 17, 2019 11:24 PM
RT @seldo: WeWork's official name is just "We", a trademark that it licenses from its own founder for $5.9M a year. Yes, the same founder w…
Aug 17, 2019 9:46 PM
RT @netlogo: The #NetLogo team is currently hiring a full-time #Scala developer to join us in the greater Chicago area. Find out more about…
Aug 17, 2019 9:23 PM
Really hoping this sketchy screen-door tie-down works. 🤞🏻 https://t.co/5Nt0NDNrHB
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Aug 17, 2019 8:22 PM
RT @seldo: White nationalists are marching in Portland and our racist president is signaling his support. https://t.co/JiAml4aa7e
Aug 17, 2019 5:54 PM
RT @nataliedruginfo: @SFGate Lol this article about BART is based on an interview of BART Wright (that’s his name) written by Amanda BARTle…
Aug 17, 2019 1:41 PM
Fun early AM surf under a full moon and the lights of a Taco Bell. https://t.co/CvBzMuAQO2
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Aug 17, 2019 4:14 AM
@ekuber Hah, hell yeah.
Aug 17, 2019 4:05 AM
@ekuber Whistling part doesn’t kick in until near the end.
Aug 17, 2019 4:05 AM
@ekuber It it’s from 1989 I’m gonna guess it’s this one. https://t.co/lvlc4FLZDJ
Aug 17, 2019 3:57 AM
@ekuber What’s the hipster song with the whistling?
Aug 17, 2019 1:15 AM
Regulate music? I think you meant Warren G, buddy. https://t.co/nkWqlYbqtS
Aug 17, 2019 1:07 AM
@burritojustice Huh. TIL. https://t.co/gtsfPYcDZu
Aug 16, 2019 4:15 PM
So long summer-camp commute. 👋🏻 It was incredibly chill while it lasted. https://t.co/j5qC4mRWdC
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Aug 16, 2019 2:28 PM
@m7z literary programming > literate programming
Aug 16, 2019 5:42 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A baby, well, OK, a one-year old, looks into the camera. Her face is covered in white baking flour.
Aug 16, 2019 5:38 AM
@freialobo Eaze?
Aug 16, 2019 5:37 AM
There but for the grace of my unit tests go I.
Aug 16, 2019 3:53 AM
RT @pgarg: Happy Raakhi to our favorite mamu! https://t.co/RI6EiMa3gS
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Aug 16, 2019 1:27 AM
RT @shanejoneill: Greedy 😂 https://t.co/wx7bQq0WnW
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Aug 15, 2019 9:28 PM
Perfect stillsuit weather in San Francisco this afternoon.
Aug 15, 2019 4:36 PM
Current Jurassic-period commute status. https://t.co/SR9eilZKgd
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Aug 15, 2019 2:19 PM
@mrp Nah, just picking up/dropping off the older kid at summer camp.
Aug 15, 2019 4:53 AM
@saranormous @kevinakwok Caution: this is a gateway drug to LBJ biographies.
Aug 15, 2019 4:26 AM
@hipsterelectron @UrielS96 You should come work on it. :-)
Aug 15, 2019 3:28 AM
RT @seldo: I think my favorite WeWork thing is that it rents buildings owned by the CEO, who bought the buildings by borrowing against WeWo…
Aug 15, 2019 3:19 AM
RT @dgoff17: Thought we saw an injured bald eagle on the St. Croix River tonight. He wasn't injured #wow https://t.co/APvQEr1HrX
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Aug 15, 2019 3:15 AM
@ysr1729 @UrielS96 @terns 👆
Aug 15, 2019 3:15 AM
RT @ysr1729: .@UrielS96 did some great work (again) this summer towards improving Autotune. Thank you, Uriel! https://t.co/SNC11bYVCp
Aug 15, 2019 2:38 AM
@mokomull Erlang! https://t.co/VOI5nbZ15n
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Aug 15, 2019 2:12 AM
@terns 👆
Aug 15, 2019 1:48 AM
:-( https://t.co/tOJe7L4PYl
Aug 15, 2019 12:02 AM
California is all right.
Aug 14, 2019 11:39 PM
Current status. https://t.co/GNapVUnVWq
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Aug 14, 2019 8:56 PM
Awesome presentation by #TwitterVMTeam intern @UrielS96 on AutoTune, our ML-driven performance tuning system for JVM-based services. https:…
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Aug 14, 2019 8:25 PM
TIL: @googlejamboard sucks
Aug 14, 2019 6:12 PM
RT @Twitter: Soul searching? Hard. DM searching? Easy! Go ahead and try out the new DM search bar. We’re testing it out on iOS and web with…
Aug 14, 2019 4:19 PM
Current commute status. https://t.co/7yVgcGBqGD
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Aug 14, 2019 5:55 AM
RT @jef_poskanzer: For example, if you go somewhere in the new @Twitter UI and try to scroll immediately, you get taken someplace bizarre i…
Aug 14, 2019 5:54 AM
RT @KamalaHarris: I stand with the people of Hong Kong and affirm the fundamental right of all people to peacefully protest for their right…
Aug 14, 2019 4:54 AM
RT @sfexaminer: New name for Julius Kahn Park to be unveiled via @FitzTheReporter https://t.co/bIAMSYSEKd
Aug 14, 2019 4:00 AM
RT @StephenAtHome: So long as we're accepting updates to the Statue of Liberty poem, I have one: Give me your tired, your poor. And in ex…
Aug 13, 2019 11:32 PM
So we went through that tiny door and found ourselves surrounded by fish! https://t.co/r39EPqzwwF
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Aug 13, 2019 10:37 PM
Current fairy-house-hunting status. https://t.co/TjwfvGB5Rl
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Aug 13, 2019 8:05 PM
That was their "Sgt. Peppers"-esque genre-transcending moment. No going back after that one.
Aug 13, 2019 8:05 PM
I mean we all can agree that it’s Wilco with "Summmerteeth", right? https://t.co/wiyiRLsUZU
Aug 13, 2019 7:51 PM
@cambridgemike I miss the event-scoped Moment follows we had a few years ago. Those were such a great idea/implementation.
Aug 13, 2019 4:07 PM
Current commute status. https://t.co/a0PpYo20d9
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Aug 13, 2019 2:20 PM
@jayholler @jpd This is a pretty sinister thing to Tweet, Jay.
Aug 13, 2019 2:00 PM
RT @Cycling_Embassy: In response to rising road fatalities in the 1970s, the Stop de Kindermoord (“stop child murder”) movement changed Dut…
Aug 13, 2019 1:46 PM
@tdmackey @googledocs That's my secret David, I'm always red. https://t.co/wcvH35o0tQ
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Aug 13, 2019 1:41 PM
As the last three years has shown, we don't need deep fakes to destroy truth, but this is kind of stuff is gonna really fuck things up. htt…
Aug 13, 2019 5:52 AM
Just spent 20 minutes writing a reply to a @googledocs comment and then accidentally hit the "Cancel" button. https://t.co/RdaePwaArO
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Aug 13, 2019 4:40 AM
RT @fchollet: Books are defrag for the mind. Twitter is the reverse
Aug 13, 2019 4:37 AM
@ReadMoreWomen I know it's driven by the Wikipedia page, but what a great image for this Tweet!
Aug 13, 2019 3:50 AM
RT @adereth: The kompramat value of the IP logs of Tumblr is worth more than $3M.
Aug 13, 2019 3:26 AM
@ning_sf You need to have an undergrowth mindset.
Aug 13, 2019 1:45 AM
Hey SF #LazyTwitter, is bubble wrap recyclable per @RecologySF guidelines? I can’t seem to find info on their site. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.…
Aug 13, 2019 1:22 AM
@CoralineAda @stitchfix Congrats!
Aug 12, 2019 9:50 PM
Current status. https://t.co/iS1vFUSUoA
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Aug 12, 2019 9:24 PM
@satanjeev @jayholler All of my fearless communications are actually subtweets.
Aug 12, 2019 7:53 PM
Workers of the world, unite profit and #purpose!
Aug 12, 2019 7:16 PM
RT @igb: Google Docs are organized around individual authors. Wikis are organized around information and content.
Aug 12, 2019 6:47 PM
RT @SketchesbyBoze: Queer Eye but it’s five librarians explaining to a Silicon Valley billionaire how the dismantling of the humanities in…
Aug 12, 2019 5:18 PM
@tozozozo @PaoloMRivera Out of curiosity, what size are those thumbnails?
Aug 12, 2019 4:40 PM
RT @seldo: The Trump administration wants to deny immigration to anybody who looks "likely" to become dependent on the state, and their fac…
Aug 12, 2019 2:39 PM
@jayholler 1) drop kids off at camp 2) tweet 3) go to work 4) tweet 5) communicate fearlessly/build trust 6) tweet 7) pick up kids
Aug 12, 2019 1:14 PM
@TonyPrintezis @Twitter @TwitterBoston Thanks for being part of Twitter, Tony. It’s awesome working with you. #TwitterVMTeam
Aug 12, 2019 1:05 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Celebrating 6 years at @Twitter today. Time is flying by when you #LoveWhereYouWork. #Twitterversary #LoveTwitter https:…
Aug 12, 2019 2:57 AM
RT @seldo: It was a bad day for Windows security https://t.co/raQ5WxJK7b https://t.co/1W0hahRTnj
Aug 11, 2019 10:06 PM
RT @mickeyreyes: Congrats to Josh & Christine 💞 Hitched at burnside_skatepark 💗 @ Burnside Skatepark https://t.co/AMW3h6k4Kb
Aug 11, 2019 9:46 PM
Fun day with the fam at the beach! https://t.co/ohemps8cJy
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Aug 11, 2019 8:58 PM
RT @pgarg: .@AahnaBrown’s first surf lesson with Dad! 😍🌊🏄🏽♀️ https://t.co/1UEDdwJ9gr
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Aug 11, 2019 8:27 PM
@mazdakh https://t.co/nDyQPAleJE
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Aug 11, 2019 12:24 PM
RT @librarycongress: Due to a planned maintenance, most of the Library’s websites are unavailable through the end of today, Sunday, Aug. 11…
Aug 11, 2019 4:38 AM
They turned city hall blue tonight in honor of my Tweets being so awesome. https://t.co/pawezoHviO
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Aug 11, 2019 2:39 AM
#datenight https://t.co/uvcHTvSJpO
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Aug 11, 2019 1:31 AM
@Zeke_Cao Just the first one. It’s at our local surf break. (That’s why I was there at 6AM.)
Aug 11, 2019 1:20 AM
@Zeke_Cao https://t.co/r7K7CjPlVg
Aug 11, 2019 1:14 AM
RT @blabbate: Christ, man, his friend just died. https://t.co/vP5UOuPhOB
Aug 10, 2019 1:06 PM
Good morning, Pacifica. https://t.co/T9fMzSo5Y4
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Aug 10, 2019 5:03 AM
@JohnTeaseIII I think it was @BananaRepublic / @GapInc HQ. Walked past right as the doors opened and was like "Woah, I need to take a pictu…
Aug 10, 2019 4:32 AM
@msilver Not the content we crave but the content we deserve.
Aug 10, 2019 4:07 AM
@hipsterelectron Power move.
Aug 10, 2019 3:49 AM
@goldman Thank you for sharing this. I finally understand this goddamn "feral hogs" meme.
Aug 10, 2019 3:31 AM
Achievement unlocked. https://t.co/bXnBVIzYcE
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Aug 10, 2019 2:10 AM
A commute so fucked up that the entire family had to take baths and/or showers immediately upon returning home.
Aug 10, 2019 12:29 AM
RT @igb: "A genuinely effective indicator will cover the *output* of the work unit and not simply the *activity* involved." - Andy Grove
Aug 10, 2019 12:05 AM
Current giraffe-lobby-statue status. https://t.co/hrMEsTLu99
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Aug 9, 2019 11:51 PM
JFC MUNI!
Aug 9, 2019 11:18 PM
@djpardis Oh no!
Aug 9, 2019 6:12 PM
Here you go @cacoco: https://t.co/NzhRGC9qYa
Aug 9, 2019 1:15 PM
@harper Is...is that an Aimé Césaire pun? 🤯
Aug 9, 2019 12:32 PM
RT @HeatherLewisTV: #BREAKING 20-year-old man with rifle,handgun & body armor arrested at Walmart on Republic. SFD Police say he had 100+ r…
Aug 9, 2019 4:45 AM
@ksrenev @secretasianman @kdspaul @thenayudu @ssrajamouli amazing
Aug 9, 2019 4:23 AM
@ksrenev @thenayudu @ssrajamouli TIL! Still very psyched to see this.
Aug 9, 2019 4:15 AM
@ksrenev @thenayudu @ssrajamouli Ok, what is the genre?
Aug 9, 2019 3:12 AM
@thenayudu @ssrajamouli This looks awesome. Adding this to the #Bollywood queue.
Aug 9, 2019 2:47 AM
@sparhawk @SFBART @RadhikaBrown 4) The real issue isn't the pee. It's the overall accessibility of our public transit infrastructure.
Aug 9, 2019 2:46 AM
@sparhawk @SFBART @RadhikaBrown a) specifically EMB, Montgomery, and the Missions.
Aug 9, 2019 2:45 AM
@sparhawk @SFBART @RadhikaBrown 3) The elevator attendant program at Civic Center & Powell needs to be rolled out to all of the SF stations…
Aug 9, 2019 2:43 AM
@sparhawk @SFBART @RadhikaBrown 2) The lack of public bathroom access is certainly a factor. We, as a city, should fix that.
Aug 9, 2019 2:42 AM
@sparhawk @SFBART @RadhikaBrown 1) Homeless people aren't necessarily the ones going to the bathroom in the elevators.
Aug 9, 2019 2:42 AM
@sparhawk @SFBART @RadhikaBrown Neither? I really do love BART. But it's a tough love.
Aug 9, 2019 1:05 AM
@xcv58 https://t.co/gEm9zkS94Y
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Aug 9, 2019 1:05 AM
Current Mission sheep status. https://t.co/b3Ohf0p58K
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Aug 9, 2019 12:26 AM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/HHF876O3P1
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Aug 9, 2019 12:13 AM
RT @drewtoothpaste: have you ever screwed up at work so bad you accidentally legalized weed in an entire state https://t.co/0KL0esLgn8
Aug 8, 2019 2:26 PM
RT @jemelehill: And the bad timing award goes to ... https://t.co/3RakWw5DyY
Aug 8, 2019 1:20 PM
@WomenWhoCode If you drink a beer there you can get a fizz buzz.
Aug 8, 2019 5:49 AM
@ClaraJeffery Wait what?
Aug 8, 2019 5:46 AM
RT @TimOBrien: "Gaslighters, people who try to control others through manipulation, will often accuse you of behaviors that they are engage…
Aug 8, 2019 5:38 AM
@thathijabae OMG
Aug 8, 2019 5:36 AM
@railfan_ @SFBART #FakeNews
Aug 8, 2019 5:33 AM
RT @fordm: In theory it should be profoundly embarrassing that the president of the United States lacks the critical-thinking skills to kno…
Aug 8, 2019 5:33 AM
RT @fordm: What happened here, as Trump all but admits, is that Blago and his family used Fox News to pitch Trump a narrative that the FBI…
Aug 8, 2019 5:31 AM
RT @JamesGleick: Trump refused to take a phone call from the House member representing El Paso, Rep. Veronica Escobar, because he was too b…
Aug 8, 2019 5:21 AM
Current status: "Alexa, play 'Silver Jews'." #RIPDavidBerman
Aug 8, 2019 5:08 AM
@msilver Tortelvis disagrees.
Aug 8, 2019 4:59 AM
@msilver https://t.co/8igguHdz0I
Aug 8, 2019 4:53 AM
RT @pgarg: Kate is hiring! https://t.co/J58bE9viLC
Aug 8, 2019 4:39 AM
RT @expliKateD: Can we talk about how I have a 6-layer all-female reporting chain from IC to CEO? As an engineer? And how it fills me with…
Aug 8, 2019 4:35 AM
RT @LisaSu: So proud and honored to partner with @Twitter @jenniferfraser on 2nd gen #EPYC!! Great crowd with us at our @AMDServer launch…
Aug 8, 2019 4:25 AM
I have never seen someone as bad at PR as Trump. I hadn’t heard of Tim O’Brien until our President tweeted about him to 62.8MM people. http…
Aug 8, 2019 4:18 AM
FFS https://t.co/UBuoXdEbk0
Aug 8, 2019 3:55 AM
RT @Foone: lua is fine. but I spent too much time doing QBASIC programming and I only believe in consensual retroprogramming.
Aug 8, 2019 3:33 AM
Current status: "Suffering Jukebox" -> "Punks in the Beerlight" -> "Random Rules". #RIPDavidBerman
Aug 8, 2019 3:09 AM
RT @dragcityrecords: We couldn't be more sorry to tell you this. David Berman passed away earlier today. A great friend and one of the most…
Aug 8, 2019 2:18 AM
RT @MaxKennerly: When I find out someone is a racist, I note my vehement objection to their views by hosting a private fundraiser for them…
Aug 8, 2019 1:52 AM
@jeremypulcifer @SFBART Yup!
Aug 8, 2019 1:30 AM
I ♡ BART PT. II https://t.co/pkXU3Bc0gr
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Aug 8, 2019 12:43 AM
@doriantaylor @SFBART Dorian.
Aug 8, 2019 12:42 AM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/5LSU9BqCoE
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Aug 7, 2019 11:31 PM
RT @inafried: Twitter exec on stage talking about how it will use AMD’s EPYC 2 processors in the data center. Also not for nothing, it’s…
Aug 7, 2019 10:33 PM
RT @ArthurDelaneyHP: After the Sandy Hook massacre Obama did a small background check measure through executive action and undoing it was o…
Aug 7, 2019 10:26 PM
RT @AMD: AMD is proud to announce @Twitter has deployed the 2nd Gen AMD #EPYC processor across its datacenter infrastructure. #AMDEPYCHoriz…
Aug 7, 2019 9:51 PM
RT @jenniferfraser: Wonderful to partner with @LisaSu and @AMD for the #EPYC Launch. Excited to announce Rome will be in @Twitter product…
Aug 7, 2019 6:52 PM
RT @HillaryClinton: People suffer from mental illness in every other country on earth; people play video games in virtually every other cou…
Aug 7, 2019 6:37 PM
Subtweets, but for bullet points in a presentation slide.
Aug 7, 2019 4:57 PM
@jadesfw @bincerli @Larakate @Twitter Hm, I got 140. 🤔
Aug 7, 2019 4:23 PM
Our BART train hit a cardboard sign at Civic Center so we are proceeding slowly in case our thermal shielding was damaged during departure.
Aug 7, 2019 4:46 AM
@Zeke_Cao @andreachorst #OnWisconsin https://t.co/cDXK2QFY9v
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Aug 7, 2019 3:43 AM
@realDonaldTrump Just release your tax returns. Not that hard if you don’t have anything to hide.
Aug 7, 2019 3:41 AM
@diwakergupta Glad you are all safe! How scary!
Aug 7, 2019 3:28 AM
RT @andreachorst: I work with talented software engineers 🙃 https://t.co/EQd4pqJlFf
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Aug 7, 2019 2:40 AM
RT @kimmaicutler: 😍 https://t.co/8x4CTNLBF6
Aug 7, 2019 2:33 AM
RT @readercenter: .@mattbpurdy, a deputy managing editor, addresses reader criticism of an early edition headline on today's front page and…
Aug 7, 2019 12:48 AM
RT @AaronNagler: If you’re ever wondering if you’re underdressed when going out for dinner in Wisconsin, the answer is no.
Aug 6, 2019 11:56 PM
RT @pixelactivist: I'm here!!! Gettem hot off the press!!! I'm just doing laps between 9th and 10th and into the courtyard behind Market…
Aug 6, 2019 8:46 PM
@ysr1729 Compare with the harder-to-use and contextually opaque but ambiently findable wiki commenting system.
Aug 6, 2019 8:45 PM
@ysr1729 Yes, but unless you are looking for something specific who will find it?
Aug 6, 2019 8:44 PM
RT @dieworkwear: who's my credit card number neighbor 2627 6792 2678 4012
Aug 6, 2019 6:15 PM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson 👀 https://t.co/JeXJ0pRsOK
Aug 6, 2019 5:34 PM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson *looks at chart from WaPo article Tom posted earlier*
Aug 6, 2019 5:31 PM
Tuesdays, amirite? https://t.co/JIB6o2fcjP
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Aug 6, 2019 5:24 PM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson The man makes a good point Tom. https://t.co/RLUObNcoE1
Aug 6, 2019 5:22 PM
RT @BillClinton: How many more people have to die before we reinstate the assault weapons ban & the limit on high-capacity magazines & pass…
Aug 6, 2019 5:13 PM
@SusanPotter relevant to your kebab-case interests. https://t.co/jCrQ1ThyFJ
Aug 6, 2019 3:59 PM
Hey @BevanDufty @SFBART, the fan in the Glen Park BART elevator could use some fixin’. https://t.co/5N7NdPjKcg
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Aug 6, 2019 3:06 PM
@TomMHerman @amoshiashwili @guypbenson 🤔 There many laws and agencies that currently govern what can and cannot be said in media and in pub…
Aug 6, 2019 2:48 PM
@TomMHerman @amoshiashwili @guypbenson They all have fluid and pragmatic limitations that change over time.
Aug 6, 2019 2:48 PM
@TomMHerman @amoshiashwili @guypbenson There’s nothing absolute about any of our rights.
Aug 6, 2019 2:48 PM
@TomMHerman @amoshiashwili @guypbenson What is an "arm"? A musket? An AK-47? A surface-to-air missile? An atomic bomb?
Aug 6, 2019 2:28 PM
@TomMHerman @amoshiashwili @guypbenson Let's change the things we need to change to meet the needs of society.
Aug 6, 2019 2:27 PM
@TomMHerman @amoshiashwili @guypbenson The Constitution was written before violent gun crime was a problem for America. The "right to bear …
Aug 6, 2019 2:12 PM
@TomMHerman @amoshiashwili @guypbenson Tom, if stricter gun laws don't reduce violent gun crime then why is there way less violent gun crim…
Aug 6, 2019 2:05 PM
@iwriterealgood @apelad FTW!
Aug 6, 2019 1:42 PM
I think about this Tweet a lot. You should be thinking about this Tweet a lot. Everyone should be thinking about this Tweet a lot. https:…
Aug 6, 2019 1:13 PM
@CarolLeonnig It’s what he says at his rallies, you see. And the things he says on Twitter.
Aug 6, 2019 5:49 AM
@djpardis @hipsterelectron IKR?
Aug 6, 2019 5:48 AM
RT @hoverbird: the hog memes will stop when a sane gun control bill passes imo
Aug 6, 2019 5:28 AM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson I don’t know, Tom. Shouldn’t we try to reduce suicide as well as homicide? https://t.co/VTi7EYk09M
Aug 6, 2019 5:07 AM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson That’s a genuine question, Tom. I believe both of us want this number to go to zero.
Aug 6, 2019 5:03 AM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson 2017 appears to be an 18-year high in per-capita gun deaths. What would give us a drop proportional to 1994-2000? h…
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Aug 6, 2019 4:39 AM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson Specifically I’d be interested to see a plot of gun ownership vs. murder rates over time to see what the proportion…
Aug 6, 2019 4:35 AM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson Can you link to the studies or other evidence supporting that claim?
Aug 6, 2019 4:35 AM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson Tom, your assertion that "murder rate in the US has consistently gone down over the years as gun ownership has incr…
Aug 6, 2019 4:32 AM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson Hey Tom, if you find the time, check out this article that ties together a number of studies on gun violence in Ame…
Aug 6, 2019 4:22 AM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson Countries with less per-capita funding of public mental health programs still have less per-capita gun-related deat…
Aug 6, 2019 4:20 AM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson Easy access to guns makes some of those bad decisions life-altering and life-ending.
Aug 6, 2019 4:19 AM
@TomMHerman @guypbenson Hey Tom. Mental illnesses, alcohol and drug abuse, anger management issues, and being a teenager all lead to bad de…
Aug 6, 2019 4:13 AM
@benshapiro @guypbenson Omar’s Tweet seems like a legit pushback against one of journalism’s last bastions against fake news taking @realDo…
Aug 6, 2019 4:09 AM
@benshapiro @guypbenson A few weeks ago he was celebrating a crime committed against a political opponent: https://t.co/c3RXTZlv9I
Aug 6, 2019 4:05 AM
@benshapiro @guypbenson Hours before his "unity" plea he tries to blame the media for the consequences of gun violence: https://t.co/Wk8pCn…
Aug 6, 2019 4:00 AM
@benshapiro @guypbenson No reasonable adult takes Trump at his word when he urges "unity" in a speech he seems not to have read before read…
Aug 6, 2019 3:54 AM
@benshapiro @guypbenson I’m not sure this is a fair comparison, Guy. Trump has singled out the Press for mockery and derision at his rallie…
Aug 6, 2019 2:52 AM
@guypbenson Ideology and motivations of these shooters aside, let's all agree that reducing America's access to guns is the answer we need …
Aug 6, 2019 2:13 AM
RT @TessaRuid: Perfect ending to today’s #PackersCamp. 😍🏈🌈🔥 https://t.co/oyYcjxKBTp
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Aug 6, 2019 1:59 AM
RT @AstroKatie: The world is awful and Twitter is weird but I was with my 2.5-year-old niece at the museum today and when we saw the “wound…
Aug 6, 2019 12:20 AM
Twitter, Twitter, everywhere, Nobody stops to think.
Aug 6, 2019 12:09 AM
RT @LHSummers: We may well be at the most dangerous financial moment since the 2009 Financial Crisis with current developments between the…
Aug 6, 2019 12:09 AM
RT @JohnJHarwood: if Trump follows through on next round of threatened China tariffs, independent economist Mark Zandi tells me, US economy…
Aug 5, 2019 11:44 PM
@jpd https://t.co/Mb9J6MVVkF
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Aug 5, 2019 11:28 PM
TIL: MUNI is pretty fucked right now.
Aug 5, 2019 8:06 PM
Any @TwitterEng Android #a11y folks follow me? https://t.co/2An0LAijOI
Aug 5, 2019 6:18 PM
RT @GGAudubon: Kiska, one of our https://t.co/GgVXxER60L fledglings, starting the week of right by enjoying a beautiful day by the bay! htt…
Aug 5, 2019 5:36 PM
RT @SalesforceEng: Introducing Timbermill, a new kind of task-based, context-aware logging service. Built and open sourced by our engineers…
Aug 5, 2019 5:02 PM
Even if your business isn’t based around @ApacheMesos, "Mesosphere" is a way cooler name than "D2iQ".
Aug 5, 2019 2:39 PM
RT @karaswisher: 👇 https://t.co/KmaixKXdAw
Aug 5, 2019 1:36 PM
RT @renato_mariotti: Trump blames the free press for the hate he has fostered against immigrants and minorities. This is the stuff charact…
Aug 5, 2019 3:33 AM
@circleglider @guypbenson We need that here to prevent headline-grabbing mass shootings as well as deadly gun violence in "conventional" cr…
Aug 5, 2019 3:32 AM
@circleglider @guypbenson Stronger controls around gun access and ownership work in other countries.
Aug 5, 2019 3:30 AM
@circleglider @guypbenson But guns are what creates disproportionate casualty rates when individuals act in anger, hate, terrorism, or what…
Aug 5, 2019 3:28 AM
@circleglider @guypbenson The author makes good points (if ultimately anecdotal) about press coverage driving copycats.
Aug 5, 2019 3:25 AM
@circleglider @guypbenson That’s not even an attempt at an argument that gun violence isn’t an American problem.
Aug 5, 2019 3:13 AM
@danzu72 @kvox T o be fair they probably won’t go after e-cigarettes.
Aug 5, 2019 3:06 AM
RT @mattblaze: The point is we were willing (collectively) to impose vast cost & inconvenience and twist the 4th Amendment beyond recogniti…
Aug 5, 2019 3:02 AM
@jenniferfraser (also currently scrutinizing my recent faves)
Aug 5, 2019 3:01 AM
@jenniferfraser Algorithmic timelines are a fount of misery and questionable content.
Aug 5, 2019 2:48 AM
@circleglider @guypbenson It’s not enough, buddy. America has a unique problem with gun violence. We need to do more.
Aug 5, 2019 12:38 AM
@circleglider @guypbenson https://t.co/WnH2qMLtOK
Aug 5, 2019 12:23 AM
@RenoeTheNinja @circleglider @guypbenson I’m not quoting the article. I’m suggesting you read it.
Aug 4, 2019 11:53 PM
@circleglider @guypbenson You should read this article. It makes (along with the links studies) a compelling case that guns are the root of…
Aug 4, 2019 11:27 PM
@IChoseFakeNews @guypbenson Ok, what was the point?
Aug 4, 2019 11:12 PM
@circleglider @guypbenson Because gun bans (or increased/stricter limits) would reduce these tragic events, regardless of the shooter’s mot…
Aug 4, 2019 11:09 PM
@IChoseFakeNews @guypbenson You seem to have missed the point. Re-read the thread.
Aug 4, 2019 10:54 PM
@guypbenson Ok, let’s worry less about the motivations of these individuals and start getting rid of the guns.
Aug 4, 2019 9:27 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: BART service has stopped between Warm Springs and Union City due to a brush fire near the track at Fremont.
Aug 4, 2019 6:26 PM
@ddb Hey @nytimes, you should make this article free. It’s too important to restrict access to it!
Aug 4, 2019 6:21 PM
@ddb But yeah. Trump and white nationalism certainly aren’t helping.
Aug 4, 2019 6:20 PM
@ddb The article makes the case that mental health is not a significant factor.
Aug 4, 2019 6:11 PM
@KellyannePolls Ok, let me whisper with my keyboard: "We must reduce the number of guns in America."
Aug 4, 2019 6:09 PM
RT @Sonali_Kohli: A two-month-old baby has broken bones today, because his mother, Jordan Anchondo, died shielding him from a shooter at a…
Aug 4, 2019 6:02 PM
"The only variable that can explain the high rate of mass shootings in America is its astronomical number of guns." https://t.co/75RkRwh8Q0
Aug 4, 2019 3:08 PM
@SusanPotter Kebab is mostly a common convention in file names, right? Great question though on language conventions...maybe XSLT? 🤔
Aug 4, 2019 12:25 PM
Current status: https://t.co/coFi8q7I5y
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Aug 4, 2019 12:06 PM
WTF America.
Aug 4, 2019 4:02 AM
RT @kareem_carr: me: I discovered a new statistical law that says that all jokes on twitter are based on other jokes on twitter friend: tha…
Aug 4, 2019 4:01 AM
They were setting up for this when I left. If I had known what was going to happen I’d probably have stayed. https://t.co/TpP3hvMdG8
Aug 4, 2019 3:46 AM
RT @__lucab: nobody: legal & comms: NO!
Aug 4, 2019 3:41 AM
RT @mcwm: No one should own an assault rifle
Aug 4, 2019 3:39 AM
RT @sfchronicle: Two thousand fans showed up in Pacifica on Saturday to watch dogs ride surfboards with all the artistry that a surfboard-r…
Aug 4, 2019 3:38 AM
RT @TotherAlistair: This is why Twitter exists :)) :)) https://t.co/PSDHXAxhVx
Aug 4, 2019 3:21 AM
@djpardis @RadhikaBrown Hopefully the folks over at Child Protective Services are using screen readers. 😬
Aug 4, 2019 3:20 AM
@djpardis @RadhikaBrown In my defense the alt-text of the image identifies the white powder as baking flour.
Aug 4, 2019 3:17 AM
Parenting pro-tip: store your cocaine out of children's sight and reach. https://t.co/jdtDzNxNel
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Aug 4, 2019 2:33 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Circa-1960s playground equipment. The wood is painted brown. The metal is rusty. In the background, the sky is blue.
Aug 3, 2019 9:11 PM
@NickAdamsinUSA Look, Nick, you are new to our country, so I perhaps understand why you don’t get it, but we are in dire need of gun contro…
Aug 3, 2019 9:08 PM
RT @1followernodad: It’s almost like a machine thats sole purpose is to expedite death is bad.
Aug 3, 2019 6:02 PM
RT @chrislhayes: It has never ever ever been about "illegal" immigration. Ever. https://t.co/NOxHuvbjtY
Aug 3, 2019 5:23 PM
RT @Mei_Chin_Tsai: I was delighted to meet an intern who is potentially interested in Runtime team. He watched my AOT/JIT talk before hand…
Aug 3, 2019 4:57 PM
Was up early this AM for a fun, foggy session. https://t.co/GL2ZgToRGm
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Aug 3, 2019 4:27 AM
@Todd_Segal @amdev @leslieberland @Twitter @taylordelo Same!
Aug 3, 2019 2:16 AM
Second time’s the charm. Thanks for the awesome customer service @stitchfix!!! https://t.co/dAK5YxMgdt
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Aug 3, 2019 12:46 AM
@jayholler I’m gonna drink some coffee and Tweet a bunch.
Aug 3, 2019 12:41 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Dry grass. Monterey pines. A blue sky and the neon-green of California scrub.
Aug 3, 2019 12:06 AM
@jayholler Haven’t. Ugh.
Aug 3, 2019 12:02 AM
@jayholler I have been this upset since they destroyed the beloved Concur brand by renaming it "SAP Concur".
Aug 2, 2019 6:23 PM
@taylorleese You can ask @kayvz and @nicktornow. They keep bringing up someone named "Roger Federer".
Aug 2, 2019 6:18 PM
I can’t believe @taylorleese missed the Cadence meeting where we talked about tennis for 30 minutes.
Aug 2, 2019 3:13 PM
RT @rabihalameddine: Good morning. https://t.co/A2a6iPFepj
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Aug 2, 2019 2:17 PM
@DanScavino Did you write this one Dan? https://t.co/c3RXTZlv9I
Aug 2, 2019 2:16 PM
The President of the United States is celebrating and endorsing crimes committed against his political enemies. https://t.co/wiDTCsX77j
Aug 2, 2019 1:56 PM
@enbnt relevant to your interests: "Tool's entire discography is now streaming online" https://t.co/QtynWJfskT
Aug 2, 2019 1:40 PM
@christhalinger @reecemarkowsky That team was pretty distributed. SF, Vancouver, and Sweden, IIRC.
Aug 2, 2019 1:33 PM
@christhalinger @reecemarkowsky Nope! That’s Reece. I may have taken the picture because I am not in it.
Aug 2, 2019 6:21 AM
Ok, no spoilers, but "Avengers: Endgame" was a winner for the elevator scene reference alone.
Aug 2, 2019 6:01 AM
RT @ysr1729: Anyone know of a good SF Bay Area charity that takes car donations. I listened to the program on @KQEDForum this morning https…
Aug 2, 2019 5:59 AM
@ysr1729 @KQEDForum Not quite what you are looking for, but... https://t.co/oTvtKvzDWl
Aug 2, 2019 4:47 AM
@ReaderMeter Nice. Will check it out. Have done a bunch of birding at Pier 92, but need to venture past Heron’s Head apparently.
Aug 2, 2019 4:41 AM
@ReaderMeter Where?
Aug 2, 2019 4:39 AM
RT @MCSerch: I AM HIRING.... I am looking to interview for an account manager position. Looking for an exceptional person to be mentored w…
Aug 2, 2019 4:38 AM
@paulg The touchbar is pretty great TBH.
Aug 2, 2019 3:56 AM
@prchovanec Have you read Cixin Liu’s "Remembrance of Earth's Past" trilogy yet? It’s the best (only?) pro-Trump argument I’ve found.
Aug 2, 2019 12:57 AM
RT @JohnKingSFChron: Breaking and welcome news! https://t.co/P81p4Claev
Aug 2, 2019 12:14 AM
I mean I dig them. They are great in a low-key way.
Aug 1, 2019 11:54 PM
@xcv58 @sfmta_muni ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aug 1, 2019 11:29 PM
Uh. Are these ads for Twitter? https://t.co/aWIlyuMDuG
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Aug 1, 2019 10:22 PM
@reecemarkowsky Totally RAD picture!!!
Aug 1, 2019 8:43 PM
RT @jmspool: Domino’s will ask the Supreme Court to reverse the 9th Circuit decision that their website should be accessible to the blind.…
Aug 1, 2019 8:42 PM
RT @justkelly_ok: Wow fuck @dominos https://t.co/VMKtKKLLxc
Aug 1, 2019 4:48 PM
@networkjanitor @Oracle @christhalinger occy.gif
Aug 1, 2019 4:32 PM
@networkjanitor I’d invite you to join me but the only @Oracle folks I surf with are the ones who no longer work there. ;-) /cc: @christha…
Aug 1, 2019 2:52 PM
RT @Sharat_Chander: [Thread] It's a wrap! The annual #JVMLS Summit is done. Another year of sharing #Java knowledge and collaborating toge…
Aug 1, 2019 2:51 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: BART is recovering from an earlier problem. There is a 10-minute delay on the Antioch Line in the Antioch, SFO and Daly Ci…
Aug 1, 2019 2:44 PM
@andypiper @srathas Problem solved: https://t.co/meITJJmDVz
Aug 1, 2019 2:38 PM
RT @yschimke: @andypiper @ThePracticalDev I wrote a twurl++ with bash tab completion for urls and support for hundreds of APIs (including t…
Aug 1, 2019 5:52 AM
RT @py_bay: Check out “PyBay 2019, Diversity and Inclusion Sponsorships” on @Medium https://t.co/dsvbDndZUD
Aug 1, 2019 4:39 AM
@secretasianman TIL!
Aug 1, 2019 4:38 AM
RT @java: Improving GraalVM Native Image with Christian Wimmer #JVM #JVMLS #JVMLS2019 https://t.co/y89dPRuyCa https://t.co/JPx0uMkDIl
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Aug 1, 2019 4:36 AM
@java @thomaswue This was a really awesome talk.
Aug 1, 2019 4:34 AM
@RebeccaForBART @FitzTheReporter @rachelswan @JaniceForBART @BevanDufty Time to update that PDF I guess.
Aug 1, 2019 4:09 AM
@balajis Same for technology companies.
Aug 1, 2019 3:45 AM
@FitzTheReporter @RebeccaForBART @rachelswan @JaniceForBART @BevanDufty Thursday, August 8th at 9AM.
Aug 1, 2019 3:43 AM
@FitzTheReporter @RebeccaForBART @rachelswan @JaniceForBART @BevanDufty Answering my own question here. https://t.co/8y2JufB52C
Aug 1, 2019 3:41 AM
@FitzTheReporter @RebeccaForBART @rachelswan When’s the next one? /cc: @JaniceForBART @BevanDufty
Aug 1, 2019 3:39 AM
@RebeccaForBART @FitzTheReporter @rachelswan Are they open to the public?
Aug 1, 2019 3:07 AM
RT @akpix: Opening the gates to a new day: Dawn over Lake Superior and the #Duluth North Pier lighthouse early this morning https://t.co/Q9…
Aug 1, 2019 2:54 AM
@joep Applying some now. Better safe than sorry!
Aug 1, 2019 2:24 AM
@petrillic It’s literally the worst possible self-diagnosis site. https://t.co/Anar50mMPq is safer and more accurate.
Aug 1, 2019 12:58 AM
@nimalan Ugh, I think you’re right. I’ll try giving it a lot of extended saline baths and see if that helps.