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Jun 30, 2019 11:39 PM
RT @LeslieBerlinSV: "It's Foxy to Have Your Own Computer." Has there ever been a more 1970s computer ad than this all-text beauty? (And yes…
Jun 30, 2019 11:36 PM
@skamille @LeslieBerlinSV’s bio of Robert Noyce is a fascinating and well-written portrait of engineer-turned-leader.
Jun 30, 2019 11:31 PM
RT @GavinNewsom: “Western-style liberalism” Happy #Pride! https://t.co/8Z7j8rrEG9
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Jun 30, 2019 11:30 PM
RT @Dupree: WOW https://t.co/XVJVQ2Wknz
Jun 30, 2019 10:43 PM
#HappyPride2019 https://t.co/ZkCaqLyvDx
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Jun 30, 2019 10:21 PM
"Marcus said how much more he will donate to [Trump] depends on Home Depot’s success. Marcus holds a large number of Home Depot shares." ht…
Jun 30, 2019 4:35 PM
RT @julianborger: "You've got to be honest about what it means to lead a country, it means killing people." Wow. Tucker Carlson. https://…
Jun 30, 2019 12:12 PM
RT @ysr1729: 1650 tweets = 6.6 google searches = 1 music download. Tweeting is green. Numbers courtesy of @BMW_Welt Museum. https://t.co/…
Jun 30, 2019 3:16 AM
@hunterwalk @ryanchris @MikeIsaac 🎵🎶 "Little Angelfund It's a shame that luck is the only thing Did you like the funds Did you like the fun…
Jun 30, 2019 2:58 AM
@hunterwalk @ryanchris @MikeIsaac https://t.co/7b0hXLR7h4
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Jun 30, 2019 2:55 AM
@Scavino45 Disrespectful AF.
Jun 30, 2019 2:42 AM
RT @ltm: We’re hiring an office manager + admin assistant at @projector. This will be a super fun job for so many reasons (including gettin…
Jun 30, 2019 2:10 AM
RT @katypearce: 17 year old me does not understand this. https://t.co/R0pq44ou6F
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Jun 30, 2019 1:56 AM
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Jun 30, 2019 1:40 AM
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Jun 29, 2019 10:30 PM
To err is human. To forfeit the battle for the shortform creative video market to @tiktok_us is @vine.
Jun 29, 2019 10:16 PM
@AndrewYang @guypbenson Let’s not conflate conservatives with the 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸#MAGA bot-army follow-fly accounts. Conservative or liberal we all …
Jun 29, 2019 9:42 PM
Fun city hike with the kids this AM. https://t.co/hWsw4Fv3Mo
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Jun 29, 2019 4:42 AM
@sshreibati @kcoleman Turn into the skid, Sammy. Turn *into* the skid.
Jun 29, 2019 4:33 AM
RT @markdalgleish: Nobody: Twitter URLs: ?s=19
Jun 29, 2019 4:16 AM
@kcoleman Coffee and/or bourbon.
Jun 29, 2019 2:34 AM
@Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump That’s a fucked up thing to tweet, Dan.
Jun 29, 2019 1:35 AM
@TheSimpsons Bees are on the what now?
Jun 29, 2019 1:13 AM
Thread: https://t.co/W8bLwIKdTc
Jun 29, 2019 12:21 AM
@jayholler The other 1% is coming up with "X% of $Y is $Z" tweets.
Jun 29, 2019 12:17 AM
@jayholler 99% of "thought leadership" is coming up with "what idiot called it $X instead of $Y" tweets.
Jun 28, 2019 10:25 PM
@kdspaul @jesslynnrose Working for @SFBART or @sfmta_muni. Just let me know when I can start.
Jun 28, 2019 8:10 PM
RT @EFF: Do you know an experienced manager who loves streamlining systems, knows their way around a tax receipt, and loves Internet freedo…
Jun 28, 2019 6:54 PM
RT @brunoborges: The biggest privilege of all in IT is being born in a country that has English as first or second language.
Jun 28, 2019 11:29 AM
RT @rdonoghue: Reminded that the Microsoft ebook store closes next week. The DRM'd books will stop working. I cannot believe that sentenc…
Jun 28, 2019 10:56 AM
The next #DemDebate should be moderated by @TonyReali and run @AroundtheHorn-style.
Jun 28, 2019 9:31 AM
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Jun 28, 2019 8:51 AM
The other 10% is taking screenshots of pie charts.
Jun 28, 2019 8:51 AM
90% of engineering management is "File -> Import -> Upload -> Select a file from your device -> Insert new sheet(s)"
Jun 28, 2019 8:22 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: 📢 If you're at @ScalaMatsuri and want to know: - How the JVM optimizes your code - The performance challenges of Scala…
Jun 28, 2019 8:11 AM
@ritaparada By Sanjay Patel, I think. His stuff is amazing! https://t.co/cbi3NuOXWJ
Jun 28, 2019 2:35 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: My alarming takeaway from listening to the people who are running for president is that I could totally run for presiden…
Jun 28, 2019 2:14 AM
RT @lindaruthless: I wish someone would tell me what america is all about. #demdebate
Jun 28, 2019 1:47 AM
RT @jef_poskanzer: @burritojustice @pbump The stage shrinks 10% every five minutes.
Jun 28, 2019 1:43 AM
RT @lindaruthless: nope. red white and blue lady is scary. nope.
Jun 28, 2019 1:37 AM
RT @chipkidd: I just want to say: I believe E. Jean Carroll. I got to know her ten years ago when Lisa Birnbach and I were working on ‘True…
Jun 28, 2019 1:35 AM
RT @HrishiHirway: Jony Ive will still work with Apple, but it will require a special adapter https://t.co/siPlD8BuTF
Jun 28, 2019 1:33 AM
RT @ivanplis: SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING
Jun 28, 2019 1:20 AM
RT @Larakate: Don’t have cable? Twitter got you. Tune in to #DemDebate night 2 ✨✨✨👏🏼👏🏼👇🏼 #DemDebate https://t.co/RndQGFl8iT
Jun 28, 2019 1:18 AM
RT @DankDuneMemes: dress for the job you want https://t.co/aHAuYVjNos
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Jun 28, 2019 12:58 AM
RT @tomgara: What an extraordinary tweet https://t.co/UPCVSuaI7V
Jun 28, 2019 12:47 AM
RT @birdandbeckett: Hey, now! We recognize that guy! https://t.co/o9HHd9exIq
Jun 28, 2019 12:44 AM
@jessfraz Our local store @birdandbeckett. Live jazz and spoken word on weekend afternoons & evenings.
Jun 28, 2019 12:21 AM
Current BART/MUNI elevator service status. https://t.co/HeKkSNlOLu
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Jun 27, 2019 11:35 PM
RT @coindesk: JUST IN: Crypto startup @orbs_network has been working with the @realDonaldTrump administration to explore blockchain solutio…
Jun 27, 2019 5:51 PM
RT @mradamscott: Dear Mitch McConnell & all those representing him, Please refrain from using my image in support of anything but your own…
Jun 27, 2019 5:45 PM
RT @jdawsey1: Rex Tillerson told lawmakers how Kushner secretly had meetings w/Arab leaders & Mexico without consulting State. Once, he wal…
Jun 27, 2019 4:12 PM
How do I get my hands on a pair the @google Glass industrial/safety glasses? https://t.co/fPYd0Gdwp5
Jun 27, 2019 4:06 PM
RT @Hadas_Gold: Twitter’s @vijaya had alluded to this March - looks like now happening: Twitter says it will label tweets from Trump and ot…
Jun 27, 2019 2:05 PM
RT @igb: What idiot called it "The Matrix" instead of "Break Point"? https://t.co/oaLu97LdnN
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Jun 27, 2019 12:00 PM
@LindseyGrahamSC What the fuck is wrong with you?
Jun 27, 2019 11:12 AM
RT @TwitterEng: Check out @stuhood’s presentation at @ScalaDays 2019 on our Engineering Effectiveness team’s recent work to dramatically in…
Jun 27, 2019 10:30 AM
What idiot called it "The Matrix" instead of "Break Point"? https://t.co/oaLu97LdnN
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Jun 27, 2019 9:48 AM
RT @flightradar24: Air India flight #AI191 just diverted to Stansted due to a bomb threat https://t.co/XzwA9pssoa https://t.co/udBo2K8ADY
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Jun 27, 2019 9:32 AM
RT @ch000ch: the name this movie, wrong answers only thing is the worst thing that's ever happened
Jun 27, 2019 9:28 AM
@Stammy It did set up an amazing tweet though: https://t.co/PMI9ctN087
Jun 27, 2019 12:23 AM
@realDonaldTrump Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
Jun 26, 2019 10:24 PM
@amdev @caraesten 48 + 7 = 55 55 + 20 = 75
Jun 26, 2019 10:21 PM
@jhamlett Also the Sugarcubes board/shirt graphics.
Jun 26, 2019 10:19 PM
@jhamlett That hard flip silhouette! https://t.co/o07YzpquVR
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Jun 26, 2019 9:36 PM
RT @ThorntonBrenden: Officially freaking out. My first technical interview, EVER, is going to be with Twitter 😅 anyone out there wanna tell…
Jun 26, 2019 9:36 PM
@ThorntonBrenden @jonbmetz You got this!
Jun 26, 2019 8:51 PM
@bonappetweet @john_dickman @TheSherylKlein @_hawko @TwitterSF @TwitterREW @laurenmzabel @Cnduyn @darkkdiggler @theorycolab We’ll obviously…
Jun 26, 2019 8:34 PM
@shamanthvaidya @TheSherylKlein @_hawko @TwitterSF @TwitterREW @laurenmzabel @Cnduyn @john_dickman @darkkdiggler We should do the next coff…
Jun 26, 2019 8:18 PM
RT @sarahcwestwood: I asked President Trump whether he will ask Putin not to meddle in the 2020 election during their meeting. He said what…
Jun 26, 2019 6:47 PM
RT @wholemilklatte: @SFBART could you please tell us what your plans are for the platform elevator fare gate at Montgomery? What type of ga…
Jun 26, 2019 11:51 AM
If @EricTrump is upset about getting spit on by a restaurant employee I have some bad news about the food and drinks he’s being served. htt…
Jun 26, 2019 3:03 AM
@MakarandParigi @selynnasun @nvgrw @jack @terns @elucentdev @UrielS96 #OnWisconsin
Jun 26, 2019 3:01 AM
@UrielS96 @selynnasun @jack @terns https://t.co/zfw6Jnawzw
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Jun 26, 2019 3:00 AM
@selynnasun @nvgrw @jack @terns #TwitterVMTeam policy is GIF. /cc: @nvgrw @elucentdev @MakarandParigi @UrielS96
Jun 26, 2019 2:57 AM
You hide your looks behind three scarves. https://t.co/ddnvSt16Bs
Jun 26, 2019 1:47 AM
Spotted this mural on my walking 1:1 with @robmalchow this afternoon. https://t.co/L7FEccvLkZ
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Jun 26, 2019 1:39 AM
@joep Work where we work long enough and everything starts looking like a bird.
Jun 26, 2019 1:25 AM
@cbogie Logging off.
Jun 26, 2019 1:01 AM
Diamond Street currently closed in Glen Park, SF due to fallen tree. https://t.co/JMGRhqgU7p
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Jun 25, 2019 8:24 PM
RT @nytimes: Most of the young detainees have not been able to shower or wash their clothes since they arrived at the facility, those who v…
Jun 25, 2019 8:18 PM
RT @BTrautschold: Parenting: Me, get home from work. Holding 1 year old in lap. 4 year old, joins, excited to see me. Me: what a mome…
Jun 25, 2019 5:20 PM
@Sharat_Chander https://t.co/le9XrhbOGE
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Jun 25, 2019 5:11 PM
Hackweek? 🤔 https://t.co/4Phc9FDl1U
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Jun 25, 2019 4:33 PM
RT @Hbomberguy: Twitter is dying and you get to preserve only one tweet. Reply and link it
Jun 25, 2019 3:45 PM
@Hbomberguy @LibyaLiberty https://t.co/eWFUREiAwA
Jun 25, 2019 3:43 PM
@JillWetzler @Strava I’ve been using @nike’s Nike Run Club app for over 5 years now and most of the horrible bugs have been fixed.
Jun 25, 2019 3:39 PM
@CGregoryBrown Your personal brand is nigh unstoppable!
Jun 25, 2019 2:04 PM
RT @micheal: Kubernetes be like https://t.co/ZNhepBrzV9
Jun 25, 2019 12:57 PM
@ay I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it was from the 2yo's birthday party. Sorry buddy. Hang in there. Kids are virus vectors.
Jun 25, 2019 12:53 PM
@ay Norovirus?
Jun 25, 2019 7:35 AM
RT @jnack: 🤘🛫 https://t.co/2WMrJqPLSa
Jun 25, 2019 6:06 AM
This is *huge* win for 90s stoner/skater/raver culture. https://t.co/8z4jpNF3b6
Jun 25, 2019 6:01 AM
@AeroDork @cdaylward Paging passenger Blake. Would passenger Donald Blake please report to gate 12B for immediate boarding.
Jun 25, 2019 5:47 AM
@kf @CGregoryBrown Not yet, but he’s relatively new to the Oakley Blade™ lifestyle.
Jun 25, 2019 5:42 AM
@kf @CGregoryBrown One day, sooner than later, it will be me.
Jun 25, 2019 5:39 AM
I too, one day, hope to have my dad’s zero-fucks geriatric pragmatism and spectacular post-apocalyptic aesthetic. https://t.co/xcAZ5VLqID
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Jun 25, 2019 4:46 AM
RT @Vaishaal: Finally get to try the new bart trains! I've been literally waiting months for this. Will live tweet the experience. https://…
Jun 25, 2019 1:06 AM
@jayholler Once you can auto-generate that bullshit and post it on Twitter, Facebook, etc...welp.
Jun 25, 2019 1:03 AM
@jayholler https://t.co/OreqNo0A16
Jun 24, 2019 10:57 PM
@john_dickman @_hawko @TheSherylKlein @TwitterSF @TwitterREW @laurenmzabel @Cnduyn Democracy is a flawed system.
Jun 24, 2019 9:04 PM
@jenniferfraser Probably on the wiki.
Jun 24, 2019 6:34 PM
RT @UnVoxxedHawaii: We announced a little thing today😎🙌🤙 https://t.co/JTJd6uWRhX
Jun 24, 2019 6:28 PM
RT @TravRice: . @Mark_Landvik and @bryaniguchi making a playground of the @jhski backcountry a couple years back. | @GoPro | @libtechnologi…
Jun 24, 2019 6:13 PM
@Twitter Counterpoint: our drafts are who we really are.
Jun 24, 2019 5:56 PM
RT @aryankids: Smashing talk about tuning Twitter using @graalvm and Autotune. The moral of the talk was: You are an idiot if you are not u…
Jun 24, 2019 1:58 PM
RT @prchovanec: I would prefer a world in which the US Navy stands guard over global sea lanes to one in which China’s People’s Liberation…
Jun 24, 2019 1:12 PM
This was a nice read, but FFS, Bob, shouldn’t you be "Working" on the next LBJ book?! https://t.co/hdsxQrseQV
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Jun 24, 2019 11:29 AM
Pretty psyched to do this jetlag thing again.
Jun 24, 2019 8:09 AM
Twitter ‘82 https://t.co/BiCQZUeYvC
Jun 24, 2019 6:00 AM
@shatil Now we are driving around the tarmac looking for an open gate. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 24, 2019 5:46 AM
GET ME OFF THIS PLANE! https://t.co/Gh2IQ3TIba
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Jun 24, 2019 5:38 AM
I love India, but man is it good to be back home. Or at least off of this fucking airplane. https://t.co/SgW2NiL4Jm
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Jun 24, 2019 5:29 AM
@hobbes188 I always have time for you mon ami. Qu’est-ce qui se passe ?
Jun 23, 2019 1:33 PM
@heyjoshua I’m looking forward to flying through those thunderstorms.
Jun 23, 2019 12:48 PM
We’re still at the gate and I’ve already changed two diapers.
Jun 23, 2019 12:45 PM
Gotta love sitting on the tarmac for two hours waiting for your 16-hour flight to start, you know, flying.
Jun 23, 2019 11:33 AM
DEL ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO
Jun 23, 2019 3:26 AM
IXC ⇢ 🚙 ⇢ DEL
Jun 22, 2019 3:57 PM
RT @TwitterEng: Confira a palestra do @flaviowbrasil na @QConSP sobre como o #TwitterVMTeam tem melhorado a performance do Scala através de…
Jun 22, 2019 3:41 PM
@towns Peppa Pig > PJ Masks > Paw Patrol
Jun 22, 2019 3:38 PM
@Utkarsh68623819 नहीं
Jun 22, 2019 3:30 PM
RT @HuffPostWomen: Twitter touts its role in the #MeTooIndia movement, but users find little support when things get ugly. Read more in thi…
Jun 22, 2019 2:43 PM
Peppa Pig, on the other hand, is awesome in any language. https://t.co/c7CG18mWwa
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Jun 22, 2019 2:31 PM
Paw Patrol is still a garbage show even if it’s in Hindi. https://t.co/n3mU9F1qFW
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Jun 22, 2019 12:45 PM
The tragic details are here: https://t.co/kTGEC5qk84
Jun 22, 2019 12:43 PM
I traveled halfway around the planet for a McAloo™ Tiki sandwich only to find that EVERY @McDonalds in North India is CLOSED for 2-3 weeks.
Jun 22, 2019 8:46 AM
More LeCorbusier at the High Court of Punjab and Haryana in Chandigarh’s "Capitol Complex". https://t.co/yjyupMS8Ak
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Jun 22, 2019 6:59 AM
♫ Egrets, I’ve had a few... ♫ https://t.co/LGkB51fdyg
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Jun 22, 2019 1:59 AM
@mcdonaldsindia Not exactly feeling like I’m gonna get a response though. https://t.co/t0KUzGplri
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Jun 22, 2019 1:53 AM
@mcdonaldsindia I’ve sent an inquiry via email.
Jun 22, 2019 1:51 AM
@dpkagrawal For someone who usually drinks coffee black it was not bad. Definitely very sweet.
Jun 22, 2019 1:25 AM
RT @amyngyn: this week, I gave a talk at work about how to be funny on the internet. some highlights: 1. my coworkers yelling "define!" ev…
Jun 22, 2019 1:25 AM
Thread: https://t.co/KphOuMgYZz
Jun 22, 2019 1:24 AM
RT @amyngyn: 3. how do I get better at being funny? - follow accounts matching your sense of humor (@dril, @gphat, @WholesomeMeme) - if a j…
Jun 22, 2019 1:09 AM
This is beyond fucked up. https://t.co/ByQJrnHeou
Jun 22, 2019 1:05 AM
Ok, we are out of coffee filters so I’m trying out this "chai" stuff. It’s seems to be pretty popular here. https://t.co/M3EP5PEKk2
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Jun 22, 2019 12:55 AM
@mcdonaldsindia where is the closest open McDonald's in Chandigarh?
Jun 21, 2019 11:51 PM
@MS13FanClub @DanScavino You: "nobody called Donald Trump a racist until June 16th 2015" Me: "here are people on Twitter calling Trump a r…
Jun 21, 2019 7:17 PM
@MS13FanClub @DanScavino https://t.co/ELwRdSFzFB 🤔
Jun 21, 2019 6:45 PM
@MS13FanClub @DanScavino No one asked you to jump into my mentions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 21, 2019 6:44 PM
@MS13FanClub @DanScavino Anyway, I'm sorry that you feel the racism of Trump and his supporters is unfairly identified & called out by non-…
Jun 21, 2019 6:42 PM
@MS13FanClub @DanScavino Also, at some point we should discuss how punctuation works in the English language.
Jun 21, 2019 6:40 PM
@MS13FanClub @DanScavino Don't forget *us
Jun 21, 2019 5:03 PM
@ilunatech @MelittaUSA No. I mean I’ll have legit chai tomorrow AM, but I am skeptical.
Jun 21, 2019 4:56 PM
/cc: @kdspaul @ModjoG 👆
Jun 21, 2019 4:55 PM
@ilunatech @MelittaUSA I mean, yeah, that’s my plan tomorrow, but... https://t.co/TIeqyO10JD
Jun 21, 2019 4:38 PM
@umatweep Yikes! It seems like it was a pretty intense time.
Jun 21, 2019 2:37 PM
As vacation winds down, book reading achieves a frantic pace. A collection of short stories by Devi meditating on old age & marriage. http…
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Jun 21, 2019 1:33 PM
@MS13FanClub @DanScavino You cross-posting again there buddy?
Jun 21, 2019 1:21 PM
@MS13FanClub @DanScavino Look you folks are racist. No reason to deny it at this point. Your boy @DanScavino has led the charge with his "c…
Jun 21, 2019 12:53 PM
@MS13FanClub @DanScavino Sorry, still not getting it. What does Google have to do with your "OK" tweet with a picture of Nancy Pelosi?
Jun 21, 2019 12:48 PM
Anyone know where in #Chandigarh I can get paper cone coffee filters? #चण्डीगढ़ https://t.co/raMl8huTbM
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Jun 21, 2019 10:00 AM
Anyway, Devi was a great find, and I encouraged you all to follow @ReadMoreWomen.
Jun 21, 2019 10:00 AM
Intense stuff, and was fascinating to gain a perspective on a region and era that I’m unfamiliar with (Naxalite uprisings/suppression in 19…
Jun 21, 2019 10:00 AM
The local bookstore had a few copies of Devi’s excellent short stories, so I picked up a couple for the trip.
Jun 21, 2019 10:00 AM
Spivak, per Wikipedia, had, along with authoring her own works of literary criticism and philosophy, translated a number of Devi’s books.
Jun 21, 2019 10:00 AM
The tweet that brought me to Devi’s work was this one highlighting Gayatri Chakravorty Spivak. https://t.co/IZKGUhIVOg
Jun 21, 2019 10:00 AM
I discovered Mahasweta Devi’s writing via @lenazun’s awesome @ReadMoreWomen bot. Though not by a Tweet about Devi herself. https://t.co/LK0…
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Jun 21, 2019 9:21 AM
RT @JohnWings: AOT and JIT. Andrew Dinn nailed it. https://t.co/dyZ4ID08so
Jun 21, 2019 4:21 AM
@robmalchow @joep Joeps!... I Did It Again https://t.co/nCKBBbLoFh
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Jun 21, 2019 2:43 AM
@MS13FanClub @DanScavino Still not sure I understand. https://t.co/mGADGhxnTf
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Jun 21, 2019 2:39 AM
This, but with birds. https://t.co/OXtOyc9i1Y
Jun 21, 2019 2:37 AM
I ran in a park that’s nice to run in that’s within running distance of where I usually run. https://t.co/J2jVA3rm7o
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Jun 21, 2019 2:02 AM
@DanScavino I don’t get it. Is "EPIC" another one of those white nationalist acronyms?
Jun 20, 2019 11:52 PM
RT @SFBART: Oh yeah!! 🎉🎉🎉 https://t.co/jkNWiMeFlq
Jun 20, 2019 11:45 PM
RT @Pinboard: On May 24, Google gave $2500 to Samuel Graves, a British admiral who fought *against* America in the Revolutionary—whoops, wr…
Jun 20, 2019 11:43 PM
@sacca More like the "gnarluga" amirite?
Jun 20, 2019 11:39 PM
@davidjrusek @AnnArbor @zingermans @UMich @Sweetwaters #OnWisconsin
Jun 20, 2019 3:34 PM
RT @firepile: It looks like the 1st (of at least 2) Good Place and Philosophy books is up for pre-order (this is the Open Court one; also a…
Jun 20, 2019 3:31 PM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: @carolynryan @nytimes We do not. But we do have Will Shortz religious candles. https://t.co/GFIDJ5XsgQ
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Jun 20, 2019 2:41 PM
Congrats to all the awesome ex-Tweeps at @SlackHQ on an epic day! Remember, don’t get drunk on the $WORK^H^H^H^H^H Molybdenum. https://t.c…
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Jun 20, 2019 2:24 PM
I ran. Made a very big mistake! https://t.co/8XYE05yY5Z
Jun 20, 2019 2:08 PM
RT @jonnysun: basically, this is my pitch for “instagram’s close friends but for twitter”. just give me a back channel!! sometimes i want t…
Jun 20, 2019 2:08 PM
RT @jonnysun: twitter needs to invent a new kind of tweet that only mutuals can see
Jun 20, 2019 2:01 PM
RT @igb: 90% of software engineering is trying to figure out how the fuck D3.js works.
Jun 20, 2019 8:17 AM
@naz_erkan @wangtian It’s an incredibly dense and nuanced text! I picked up a highlighter and Post-Its™ this trip to help me get through it.
Jun 20, 2019 7:46 AM
@wangtian I’m on year two. Making similar progress. 😭
Jun 20, 2019 5:42 AM
90% of software engineering is trying to figure out how the fuck D3.js works.
Jun 20, 2019 5:11 AM
@mattbytes @tdmackey @googledocs #dreamjob
Jun 20, 2019 4:55 AM
@wangtian Congrats! That's awesome! The English version of @LeslieBerlinSV's book is traveling with me as part of my overly ambitious readi…
Jun 20, 2019 4:51 AM
RT @wangtian: I translated a book about the '60s ~ '80s history of Silicon Valley and it's finally published this month after 1+ year of fi…
Jun 20, 2019 4:50 AM
RT @apsullivan: Actually, it’s only existentialism if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling anx…
Jun 20, 2019 4:40 AM
I keep having that dream where I have to individually upload/import 10 CSV files into a single @googledocs spreadsheet.
Jun 20, 2019 4:17 AM
@DrJorts "The Man Behind the Microchip: Robert Noyce and the Invention of Silicon Valley" by @LeslieBerlinSV
Jun 20, 2019 3:52 AM
RT @christrebecca: me, getting out of plans: comms and legal said no
Jun 20, 2019 2:24 AM
Beating the heat before dawn. https://t.co/t0esPbnCcJ
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Jun 20, 2019 1:38 AM
@miguelrios @djpardis @micheltmcd @juliengaillard @morganbyce @mean_green_dean @SanazBahargam @ryanrennaker @KRDooley @phlhayes @ImanHabibi…
Jun 20, 2019 1:04 AM
@taylorleese @davidjrusek https://t.co/7r7FVicoGi
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Jun 19, 2019 3:38 PM
@hobbes188 That’s what makes it art. :-)
Jun 19, 2019 3:30 PM
RT @theholdsteady: Announcing our new album, Thrashing Thru The Passion! Learn more and pre-order now: https://t.co/DJyZUOvenG https://t.co…
Jun 19, 2019 11:51 AM
Until. Until after. Sigh.
Jun 19, 2019 9:26 AM
RT @igb: Correlation isn’t causation, but our timeline did start to skew dystopian after Google shut down it’s RSS Reader.
Jun 19, 2019 9:25 AM
@DavidDTSS @AGoldmund IKR? https://t.co/3aij9keHXu
Jun 19, 2019 6:14 AM
RT @peterseibel: This thread. Read it. https://t.co/w7EicIi9iD
Jun 19, 2019 5:35 AM
@taylorleese This *is* my ideal vacation. :-) https://t.co/iGtSoGAikz
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Jun 19, 2019 5:23 AM
@taylorleese Correlation is not causation.
Jun 19, 2019 4:16 AM
Le Corbusier’s "Palace of Assembly". Part of the architect’s breathtaking capitol complex at Chandigarh. https://t.co/txTO6WAOPs
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Jun 19, 2019 4:00 AM
@gpapilion Prior art: https://t.co/NVVDKRuCkv
Jun 19, 2019 3:41 AM
Spotted this shikra flying overhead. Photo’s a bit blurry but first time seeing this bird! https://t.co/uUsdo3O7V6
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Jun 19, 2019 3:24 AM
@gpapilion All my projects are passion projects Geoff.
Jun 19, 2019 3:23 AM
@umatweep TIL!
Jun 19, 2019 3:15 AM
Indian peafowl! https://t.co/lAq6qnEtKq
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Jun 19, 2019 2:32 AM
RT @ysr1729: Some days engineering is all about convincing upper management that there is a problem with a tailor-made in-house solution th…
Jun 19, 2019 1:37 AM
Chandigarh has excellent protected bike paths on some of the major roads. Great for tourists to run on but no cyclists seem to use them. ht…
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Jun 19, 2019 12:01 AM
RT @KateABC7: Firefighters @SFFDPIO working on a fire that broke out at Spark Social good truck area on Mission Bay Blvd https://t.co/pZpMr…
Jun 18, 2019 4:18 PM
@srw https://t.co/cWWzeT3gtv
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Jun 18, 2019 1:19 PM
@ArunChaud I feel that way about most of my Tweets. I take consolation in the fact that great artists are often unappreciated in their time.
Jun 18, 2019 12:01 PM
Outside of English majors, conflation of Facecoin with DeLillo’s Lee Harvey Oswald riff "Libra" isn’t likely to be a big branding problem.
Jun 18, 2019 7:15 AM
"never never" 🤔 https://t.co/ROPRKmRX9t
Jun 18, 2019 12:53 AM
@Jarlemag @JiayangFan Yes. A few.
Jun 17, 2019 11:52 PM
@twitpalace @PJVogt Oh god. Same. Incredibly...no...horribly awkward.
Jun 17, 2019 11:47 PM
@PJVogt Todd Solondz’s "Happiness".
Jun 17, 2019 2:24 PM
RT @RigelRobinson: When you rush to the BART station but then the next train isn’t for 15 minutes @JaniceForBART @SFBART https://t.co/36Tq…
Jun 17, 2019 11:35 AM
RT @TheOnion: Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation https://t.co/8AHx4RYbOy https:…
Jun 17, 2019 3:12 AM
@EJaneL @pgarg @AahnaBrown धन्यवाद!
Jun 17, 2019 2:51 AM
TFW you have to change your own clothes after changing the baby’s diaper. #HappyFathersDay2019
Jun 17, 2019 2:03 AM
@AttackFinch @SkillUpYT @Polygon @Kotaku The bees are on the what now?
Jun 16, 2019 11:29 PM
RT @anildash: I thought the open web would win and that open source somehow magically prevented platforms being coopted by people’s corpora…
Jun 16, 2019 11:03 AM
We took advantage of the more moderate temps this AM and visited Chandigarh’s "Rock Garden". Such a cool spot. https://t.co/4kTYfvZVxI
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Jun 16, 2019 9:06 AM
RT @TwitterIndia: And it begins! #CWC19 Cheer on #TeamIndia right here. https://t.co/ywA78FAm4s
Jun 16, 2019 6:15 AM
@grantsucceeded Yeah, it’s going to be a mild 102° here today. :-)
Jun 16, 2019 6:08 AM
@grantsucceeded नमस्ते! 🙏🏻👋🏻
Jun 16, 2019 3:33 AM
@benj_fry Indeed. I am the only idiot out there dumb enough to run.
Jun 16, 2019 3:31 AM
@benj_fry The shade does absolutely fuck-all to mitigate the heat and humidity.
Jun 16, 2019 3:15 AM
@zekeslater @RoastlordBills @DanScavino Sorry Zeke, but if I took the time to debate every @foxnews enthusiast on Twitter I'd be here all d…
Jun 16, 2019 2:51 AM
@RoastlordBills @DanScavino Sorry bud, you are gonna have to get there on your own.
Jun 16, 2019 2:42 AM
@DanScavino The thing that makes you want to share that video are why you and your boss are bad for America, Dan.
Jun 16, 2019 1:31 AM
@heyjoshua Also I spent a fair a amount of time on Gopher and FTP sites while at @UWMadison.
Jun 16, 2019 1:28 AM
@heyjoshua Hah! Should have read the rest of the thread again.
Jun 16, 2019 1:27 AM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/HYBM0ukyde
Jun 16, 2019 1:21 AM
Blah blah blah India is very hot blah blah blah. https://t.co/vW1Ue7bWk7
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Jun 15, 2019 2:58 PM
RT @davidhillgm: Winter is coming https://t.co/b4tFUaaHnd
Jun 15, 2019 2:51 PM
RT @GenePark: the only thing i remember from 2016's messy GOP debates is every second of this moment https://t.co/ovZsAWqZn6
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Jun 15, 2019 2:45 PM
RT @northbird_ellen: Kestrel launching #FeetsFriday https://t.co/fh8rFthqR7
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Jun 15, 2019 12:57 PM
RT @AliciaTrost: Between 50 and 80 local works will be employed here in Pittsburg to assemble the rest of BART’s 775 car order. Of that ord…
Jun 15, 2019 12:34 PM
RT @_JamesWard: Maybe we should rename Scala 3 to Python 4. Seems like a win-win for both communities: Python gets a sound type system. Sca…
Jun 15, 2019 11:45 AM
RT @SFBART: We are excited to announce Bombardier Transportation is opening a rail car assembly site in Pittsburg to assembly our Fleet of…
Jun 15, 2019 9:49 AM
RT @lisaabramowicz1: The U.S. Treasury saw a 31% drop in corporate tax revenues last year, almost twice the decline official budget forecas…
Jun 15, 2019 9:46 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: Working on performance is fun. You try many things, implement optimizations that no one will ever see, start from scratc…
Jun 15, 2019 9:45 AM
@christhalinger @flaviowbrasil धन्यवाद!
Jun 15, 2019 9:26 AM
@christhalinger @flaviowbrasil https://t.co/0RdJAVNERf
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Jun 15, 2019 7:04 AM
@arrdem @headius @RedHat *ahem* That’s "Banana Jr. 6000". #IBMSucksSilicon
Jun 15, 2019 7:01 AM
@headius @RedHat An IBM PC Jr. was my first computer.
Jun 15, 2019 5:27 AM
An excellent conclusion to the series. Herbert’s dedication to his deceased wife at the end of the book was a fitting close to the story. h…
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Jun 15, 2019 3:33 AM
@RakestrawJeff Libertarian grandpas.
Jun 15, 2019 3:31 AM
RT @G2Institute: Gremlins 2 is both a sequel & a mockery of sequels. The need to distinguish between satire/sincerity, art/"not art", is co…
Jun 15, 2019 3:30 AM
FFS. #OnWisconsin https://t.co/mLXUojq9nE
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Jun 15, 2019 3:17 AM
@WhiteHouse FFS @DanScavino. This is disgraceful and disrespectful.
Jun 15, 2019 1:07 AM
Humidity way down this AM. Felt much cooler. I mean, it’s still hot AF, but it’s relatively better today. https://t.co/9HIa23ztZ1
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Jun 15, 2019 12:31 AM
@dschonbe Sorry, not willing to work for chicken scratch.
Jun 14, 2019 9:50 PM
@ysr1729 @ning_sf https://t.co/7pbOSQtCfO
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Jun 14, 2019 9:45 PM
Smells like teen spirit. https://t.co/Vu7qnqy0za
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Jun 14, 2019 9:36 PM
3AM! #winning https://t.co/ZVXlN8is1R
Jun 14, 2019 3:50 PM
RT @Kiritubobo: Guys What!!!!! Is this even real 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/j02sA0YiFV
Jun 14, 2019 3:18 PM
@cmort @pgarg https://t.co/KiRR2R4ORo
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Jun 14, 2019 2:39 PM
RT @YahooSports: Klay Thompson is expected to miss 9-10 months with a torn ACL. His first choice is to re-sign with the Warriors, but he co…
Jun 14, 2019 12:20 PM
RT @EllenLWeintraub: I would not have thought that I needed to say this. https://t.co/T743CsXq79
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Jun 14, 2019 10:34 AM
Over the last decade I’ve often wondered where the book had wandered off to (I hadn’t finished it). Anyway, mystery solved!
Jun 14, 2019 10:34 AM
It’s was my first visit to India. I was here to meet @pgarg’s parents for the first time. https://t.co/NTpaGSRXdS
Jun 14, 2019 10:34 AM
While browsing the bookshelves at my in-laws house I stumbled across a book I had left in India *10 years* ago! https://t.co/CZYQkiTZyr
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Jun 14, 2019 7:03 AM
RT @ewarren: Mueller’s statement made clear what those of us who have read his report already knew: He’s referring Trump for impeachment. Y…
Jun 14, 2019 5:00 AM
@tovbinm @benj_fry @Zeke_Cao Indeed, a terrible message. Ben works at @salesforce. I will avoid it too.
Jun 14, 2019 4:06 AM
RT @jonnysun: TORONTONIANS TAKING TO THE STREETS TO EXCITEDLY SHAKE HANDS WITH EACH OTHER ALL NIGHT
Jun 14, 2019 3:58 AM
@fujin_ @avibryant being a manager on vacation is not like being on vacation
Jun 14, 2019 3:56 AM
An Indian grey hornbill chilling in a tree earlier this AM. https://t.co/Bh8zvpbe4L
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Jun 14, 2019 3:43 AM
Welp.
Jun 14, 2019 3:41 AM
I really don't want to watch this. #NBAFinals
Jun 14, 2019 3:35 AM
This is excruciating. #NBAFinals
Jun 14, 2019 2:57 AM
RT @jasongay: If Warriors win the MVP needs to go to the staffer who realized Klay needed to shoot the FTs to stay in the game.
Jun 14, 2019 2:57 AM
RT @TheFrankIsola: Klay Thompson is everything you want in a player.
Jun 14, 2019 2:56 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: Daniel LaRusso is going to fight? DANIEL LARUSSO IS GOING TO FIGHT!!! #KlayThompson #GoDubs https://t.co/UKNa8XSuNz
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Jun 14, 2019 2:51 AM
Oh no.
Jun 14, 2019 2:46 AM
Currently watching the #NBAFinals streaming on @Twitter/@Periscope courtesy of @NBAIndia.
Jun 14, 2019 2:39 AM
This brown-headed barbet stopped by yesterday evening. https://t.co/mZxMyA1Xti
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Jun 14, 2019 1:27 AM
RT @ryanbigg: Ruby: ruby -v Elixir: elixir -v Node: node -v Rust: rustc --version Java: java --version Go: go version Erlang: erl -eval '{…
Jun 14, 2019 12:16 AM
Calling bullshit on "80°". It’s way hotter. https://t.co/kDz5wuEOzF
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Jun 13, 2019 11:10 PM
RT @aquadrunkard: Drag City turns 30 in 2019. And while the label remains focused on releasing great sounds—by legacy artists & upstarts al…
Jun 13, 2019 9:06 PM
A purple sunbird. https://t.co/KvprCpi7dY
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Jun 13, 2019 8:57 PM
Current jet lag status: waking up at 2:30AM instead of 2AM. Progress!
Jun 13, 2019 1:25 PM
@realDonaldTrump @Scavino45 You guys are bad at social media.
Jun 13, 2019 1:22 PM
@nbsteel That was before we had Twitter. Now they just generate content.
Jun 13, 2019 1:19 PM
@jayholler @googledocs I’m down. We could probably sell it to @salesforce for a few billion.
Jun 13, 2019 11:46 AM
RT @hipsterelectron: SHOUTOUTS TO @TwitterEng THANKS TO @christhalinger !!! https://t.co/QUTtB2bN9D
Jun 13, 2019 11:39 AM
RT @ticofab: I loved the BigO notation just used by @christhalinger at #ScalaDays to show the mass on Twitter, and my jaw dropped by the wa…
Jun 13, 2019 11:38 AM
RT @maximekjaer: PSA, here's how you use the Graal JIT compiler. Basically always speeds up Scala code, which can save you a bunch of compu…
Jun 13, 2019 11:36 AM
RT @bszwej: “You’re an idiot if you’re doing Scala and not using Graal” by @christhalinger #twittervmteam #scaladays https://t.co/POjlZGZZWN
Jun 13, 2019 11:12 AM
A pariah kite hanging out in a tree in the backyard. https://t.co/StTs7VFoXX
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Jun 13, 2019 10:24 AM
FFS https://t.co/fmaxVUavJM
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Jun 13, 2019 10:07 AM
It's crazy that there's no way to bulk upload/import CSVs into @googledocs.
Jun 13, 2019 10:00 AM
@benj_fry @Zeke_Cao #MGMT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 13, 2019 5:57 AM
RT @rlotun: Twitter is looking for an excellent engineering manager to lead the Timelines Infrastructure team. This is the team that delive…
Jun 13, 2019 5:38 AM
@Zeke_Cao 4) Working in climates with temperatures outside the ideal ranges of the San Francisco/Bay Area.
Jun 13, 2019 5:23 AM
@Zeke_Cao 3) Time-shifted by N hours from central teams or HQ.
Jun 13, 2019 5:22 AM
@Zeke_Cao 2) Having communication/video conf issues. (Possibly due to number 1)
Jun 13, 2019 5:21 AM
@Zeke_Cao 1) Not relying on a stable or sufficiently fast internet connection.
Jun 13, 2019 5:06 AM
As a manager it's important to take vacations so you can experience what it's like to be a remote employee firsthand.
Jun 13, 2019 4:32 AM
RT @kaminskymethod: @hunterwalk @nbashaw Maybe it's my Twitter echo chamber but it feels like the negative press surrounding this decision…
Jun 13, 2019 4:32 AM
RT @kaminskymethod: Does anyone know what kind of resources it would have taken for Google to keep Reader up and running? No improvements,…
Jun 13, 2019 3:39 AM
@AGoldmund True, but there isn't really anything else to do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 13, 2019 1:25 AM
@egd MythOS? Is that what you folks are running now?
Jun 13, 2019 12:53 AM
@DrJorts Checked with my in-laws. They say Chandigarh is maybe the only city in India to use "Sectors". Again, because Le Corbusier.
Jun 13, 2019 12:45 AM
@DrJorts Hah it was a funny tweet. Don’t think anyone would take offense. Anyway it’s all Le Corbusier’s fault. https://t.co/skEGeL79Cl
Jun 13, 2019 12:36 AM
@wil Use Your Collusion II
Jun 13, 2019 12:33 AM
Just because there was NO COLLUSION doesn’t mean I wouldn’t collude if given the opportunity. I mean, I’m pretty sure I *would* collude.
Jun 13, 2019 12:30 AM
RT @ABC: EXCLUSIVE: Pres. Trump tells @GStephanopoulos he wouldn't necessarily alert the FBI if approached by foreign figures with informat…
Jun 13, 2019 12:23 AM
Welp, last night’s thunderstorms didn’t really lower the temps so much as make it muggy AF. https://t.co/8wk6XC14fA
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Jun 12, 2019 11:10 PM
@posco Yeah, there's def a bit of an overlap bird-wise. Mynahs and cattle egrets.
Jun 12, 2019 11:06 PM
@anthonynoto LONG: $SFIX SHORT: $DOCU
Jun 12, 2019 10:50 PM
Common mynah bird chilling in the backyard yesterday. https://t.co/JsHFRfN7dU
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Jun 12, 2019 10:09 PM
@vinucharanya It's currently a (relatively) cool 81° after the thunderstorm (and power outage) last night, but forecast for today is 108°. 🥵
Jun 12, 2019 10:00 PM
Stayed up from 2AM to 9PM yesterday in an effort to exorcise my jet lag only to find myself awake again at 2AM this morning. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 12, 2019 8:33 PM
@laebshade @TwitterOneTeam @jack Not antithetical, just not common. But the preferred format for attribution is: "OH: something somebody s…
Jun 12, 2019 8:24 PM
RT @TransBayTammy: @FitzTheReporter Saw a T-shirt, a while back, "Muni, better never than late".
Jun 12, 2019 8:19 PM
RT @nmeans: Speakers: This is your periodic reminder to put your Twitter handle on every. single. slide., a lesson I learned from @wiredfer…
Jun 12, 2019 8:06 PM
RT @SFFDPIO: #061219WF2 , 1ST ALARM, 840 CHENERY ST, SF, 12:55 hrs AVOID AREA https://t.co/BpboUTIPUT
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Jun 12, 2019 8:02 PM
@shatil @AahnaBrown So I’ve been told. 🥭
Jun 12, 2019 3:39 PM
@jayholler Slo-Mo FTW. That and there were like a thousand lightning bolts.
Jun 12, 2019 3:05 PM
The downside, of course, is that the storm took out the power so we no longer have AC. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jun 12, 2019 2:57 PM
Current heatwave relief status. https://t.co/t39HC4DQsG
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Jun 12, 2019 1:43 PM
@bincerli Ugh. Same. It’s brutal.
Jun 12, 2019 1:13 PM
सांझ https://t.co/Ir2XmZBu5K
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Jun 12, 2019 11:50 AM
RT @kron4news: 🦈 SCARY! @SonomaSheriff deputies were patrolling the coast near Bodega Bay today in a helicopter and spotted a massive white…
Jun 12, 2019 11:49 AM
RT @kellabyte: Service architecture is so polarized at times. Half of our industry is trying to use userland TCP stacks to reduce every oun…
Jun 12, 2019 11:41 AM
Happy 1st birthday @RadhikaBrown! https://t.co/rrntOcatVy
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Jun 12, 2019 11:12 AM
@christhalinger @LavaOneConf @baldfacelodge May take year or two, but it’s worth it.
Jun 12, 2019 11:10 AM
@christhalinger @LavaOneConf @baldfacelodge Get on the waiting list for Feb 14-16th. Tell them you are part of my group.
Jun 12, 2019 10:40 AM
@christhalinger @LavaOneConf All good.
Jun 12, 2019 10:39 AM
@LavaOneConf I’m going to have to go straight from snowboarding with a bunch of nerds at @baldfacelodge to surfing with bunch of nerds in H…
Jun 12, 2019 10:33 AM
@LavaOneConf Boo.
Jun 12, 2019 10:02 AM
@christhalinger Make sure to meet up with @hipsterelectron while you are there!
Jun 12, 2019 8:43 AM
By 2020, low-level hardware vulnerability disclosures will employ more brand consultants, logo designers, & marketers than any other sector.
Jun 12, 2019 2:40 AM
RT @TwitterIndia: No Tweet is too small when #WeTweet together. https://t.co/X3CpOsSbw4
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Jun 12, 2019 12:16 AM
Short run. 88° at 5AM. 🥵 https://t.co/YLEShJu07y
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Jun 11, 2019 10:19 PM
Why is @SlackHQ's "Connect Account" functionality not on the "Connected Accounts" tab?
Jun 11, 2019 8:53 AM
RT @ysr1729: Vote early, vote often! #LavaOne2020 https://t.co/kp2IQsHLB7
Jun 11, 2019 3:56 AM
@lindaruthless It’s very stressful! I need to find the local @warriors bar.
Jun 11, 2019 3:41 AM
@ksrenev *now* you tell me
Jun 11, 2019 3:40 AM
Dear people I follow, more facts (like scores) and less unqualified emotional reactions would be helpful. https://t.co/HVzGrHiA0c
Jun 11, 2019 3:35 AM
I’m "watching" the game by pull-refreshing my Twitter feed. #nbafinals
Jun 11, 2019 3:11 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: There is a major delay system wide due to an extreme weather mechanical problems .
Jun 11, 2019 3:01 AM
Asian Koel. These birds like to stay out of sight and are usually deep in the branches. Tough to get a clear shot. https://t.co/uHZovZuxy6
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Jun 11, 2019 2:55 AM
Rose-ringed parakeet. https://t.co/kOYZYRF130
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Jun 11, 2019 2:47 AM
Red-wattled Lapwing. https://t.co/TWjphrr5bp
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Jun 11, 2019 12:40 AM
@benj_fry #TeamDeadTrees4Lyfe
Jun 10, 2019 9:35 PM
RT @mergesort: Unfortunately no one could have foreseen this. https://t.co/E3rplH68VC
Jun 10, 2019 7:48 PM
@aspen IKR?!
Jun 10, 2019 7:31 PM
Current vacation reading plans. By my calculations I’ll have to average ~200 pages a day. Impossible? Yes. I have kids. https://t.co/vMr…
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Jun 10, 2019 7:09 PM
@Zeke_Cao I just spent 18 hours on a plane with no WiFi. https://t.co/Ypq6ahxF4O
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Jun 10, 2019 6:44 PM
Would be nice if Twitter was just free on every wireless carrier and mobile network around the planet.
Jun 10, 2019 6:44 PM
The nice thing about these rolling blackouts (besides losing A/C) is that Twitter gets very expensive to use when the WiFi disappears.
Jun 10, 2019 6:11 PM
RT @flightradar24: We’re following news of a helicopter crash in New York. We are continuing to review data for the area, but it appears we…
Jun 10, 2019 3:48 PM
RT @TechCrunch: Salesforce is buying data visualization company Tableau for $15.7B in all-stock deal https://t.co/fSzVsrsYVh by @ingridlund…
Jun 10, 2019 7:11 AM
Glad we got out of San Francisco before it got super warm this weekend. https://t.co/WbmvbQoVEj
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Jun 10, 2019 5:18 AM
There's 5yo meltdowns and then there's extremely jet-lagged 5yo meltdowns.
Jun 10, 2019 3:36 AM
@benj_fry Still a struggle for me verbally too, but I use keyboard shortcuts on iOS and macOS to s/guys/folks. It helps.
Jun 10, 2019 3:15 AM
Ghazipur Landfill Park, New Delhi https://t.co/oqJsPgCwWd
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Jun 9, 2019 4:59 AM
DEL ⇢ 🚙 ⇢ IXC
Jun 9, 2019 3:15 AM
@jenniferfraser Yep, we had that, but Rads wasn’t having any of it, so it was a great place to store blankets, snacks, etc.
Jun 8, 2019 7:44 AM
@elegantlywasted Off to IXC. One of these days we’ll connect in DEL though.
Jun 8, 2019 7:43 AM
@kdspaul https://t.co/TLLkVvGVru
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Jun 8, 2019 6:40 AM
SFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DEL
Jun 8, 2019 1:54 AM
@EffenTruth There are better ways to spend your time than being an idiot’s apologist.
Jun 8, 2019 1:31 AM
@freialobo https://t.co/D9WkYhf9DY
Jun 7, 2019 10:58 PM
RT @SFAC: @SFBeautiful is seeking Bay Area artists for Muni Art! Five artists will have the opportunity to have their original art display…
Jun 7, 2019 10:49 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: A Red Flag Warning has been issued for the North Bay Mtns tonight through Sunday afternoon. Strong winds and low humidities…
Jun 7, 2019 10:41 PM
@Snowden https://t.co/UOcj5u7lJU
Jun 7, 2019 10:36 PM
"That’s no Moon. It’s a part of Mars." https://t.co/Em9zgVGFBq
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Jun 7, 2019 10:28 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/hRW09AR5YF
Jun 7, 2019 4:42 PM
Me: Please show my data as a pie chart. @googledocs: As a histogram? Me: Pie chart. @googledocs: A pie chart with the title "histogram"?
Jun 7, 2019 4:10 PM
@micheal @vinucharanya https://t.co/mgmrJJPU22
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Jun 7, 2019 3:54 AM
@ulrichristopher @coolgrey I ♡ this building. It’s on the same block as our daughter’s daycare so I see it every day.
Jun 7, 2019 3:49 AM
RT @ulrichristopher: Love watching this go up! At least we have one beautiful contemporary building in SF! https://t.co/Y2GllFmoCF
Jun 7, 2019 3:12 AM
RT @gregeganSF: Mythbusters needs a reboot to answer several urgent questions: • How exactly do stones end up in our shoes? At ordinary wal…
Jun 7, 2019 2:37 AM
@laebshade @heyjoshua How about you check in the Wiki to the VCS?
Jun 6, 2019 6:49 PM
@jpd I pronounce it as an exclamation. https://t.co/K92uA1gEEp
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Jun 6, 2019 6:28 PM
RT @QConSP: #tbt 1 mês atrás estava acontecendo o primeiro dia de #qconsp. Para sentir ou lembrar o gostinho de como foi, publicamos essa p…
Jun 6, 2019 5:50 PM
@srw @heyjoshua Also sometimes they don’t let managers check in code for whatever stupid reason.
Jun 6, 2019 4:07 PM
@DrJorts Have you tried to peel one up? Maybe they are printed on both sides?
Jun 6, 2019 3:52 PM
RT @MIT_CSAIL: 45 years ago Barbara Liskov published a paper that laid the groundwork for modern object-oriented programming: https://t.co/…
Jun 6, 2019 3:09 PM
A poem about the 35. #MUNI https://t.co/bX65X1SOMb
Jun 6, 2019 5:08 AM
RT @jakevdp: You know what's really cool? Sometimes Ctrl-C copies text, but other times Ctrl-C cancels the process you've been running for…
Jun 6, 2019 5:05 AM
@freialobo Kite + Roster kinda does that. At least for service-level granularity. But yeah, still need feature -> service or feature -> Ros…
Jun 6, 2019 4:57 AM
RT @igb: The corporate directory is cool and all, but what I really want is a list of our product’s features mapped to the responsible PM.
Jun 6, 2019 4:45 AM
@kpk I mean, I'd also like alerts/notifications on my laptop too.
Jun 6, 2019 4:44 AM
@kpk Nod. I mean "turn on notifications for my phone for an account I find when using Twitter Web on my laptop".
Jun 6, 2019 4:33 AM
I should be able to turn on "Device Notifications" for a given Twitter account from the Twitter Web client. /cc: @kpk
Jun 6, 2019 3:54 AM
$SFIX up big time in after-hours trading on @pgarg's announcement. That or today's earnings call. Pretty sure it's the former though. ;-…
Jun 6, 2019 3:25 AM
@DrJorts https://t.co/n2KpU891Ig
Jun 6, 2019 3:24 AM
@DrJorts A device that sits between your cable box and your television and overlays Tweets about the game in realtime.
Jun 6, 2019 3:20 AM
@derekalyon @lohitvijayarenu @twitterhadoop OBSERVE-4266 or "Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it."
Jun 6, 2019 3:15 AM
RT @jasongay: I like time outs at Warriors games when they run around and fire Series B funding into the crowd.
Jun 6, 2019 1:35 AM
@djpardis A revised Argumentum Ornithologicum: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God, and Bird is …
Jun 6, 2019 1:07 AM
Only sneakers I wear are @Nike Vortex, but they are hard to find. Using @goatapp to track down/buy acceptable colorways was pretty easy. ht…
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Jun 5, 2019 11:14 PM
TIL 🤯 https://t.co/il1Q0rLlOH https://t.co/NsPJxwDhGc
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Jun 5, 2019 8:57 PM
@jayholler @PhilzCoffee For art's sake, Jay. For art's sake.
Jun 5, 2019 4:26 PM
First we take New Manhattan. /cc: @jayholler https://t.co/c2lDVHjU3O
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Jun 5, 2019 4:13 PM
@timbray Which group?
Jun 5, 2019 8:18 AM
@realDonaldTrump FFS buddy. Stop Tweeting. It’s 1am here on the West Coast.
Jun 5, 2019 4:35 AM
@amdev @neverbrenton https://t.co/2LViPfshpM
Jun 5, 2019 4:32 AM
@amdev @neverbrenton As they used to say: "Write once run anywhere."
Jun 5, 2019 3:43 AM
@javawithjiva @ianisqatsibot /cc: @istaqsinaibot
Jun 5, 2019 2:29 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A baby pulls a book, "Black-Scholes and Beyond", from a shelf.
Jun 5, 2019 2:17 AM
@arrdem @synecadelic After a while you discover that you can't take the suit off. https://t.co/KZSk3xm5QZ
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Jun 4, 2019 11:29 PM
RT @ChroniclesOfAzu: There’s a stranded baby whale at the shore by the old naval base in Alameda. This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.…
Jun 4, 2019 11:26 PM
@satanjeev This may be the only reason to use Slack threads.
Jun 4, 2019 11:25 PM
RT @JaniceForBART: Great news & even more reason to attend the forum tonight; @SFBART General Manager Grace Crunican just announced a new r…
Jun 4, 2019 11:06 PM
OH: "It's weasels all the way down." /cc: @synecadelic #MGMT
Jun 4, 2019 10:28 PM
Drinking some #BirdFriendly coffee a block away from the Twoffice. https://t.co/NjCFw1dBla
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Jun 4, 2019 9:07 PM
@Zeke_Cao @JoseeAntonioR FYI: that's called a "Muskego Cocktail".
Jun 4, 2019 8:16 PM
@kdspaul @birdandbeckett Frank's.
Jun 4, 2019 3:20 PM
Leto II: God-Emperor of Technical Program Management
Jun 4, 2019 3:10 PM
Continuing the series because I am a completionist, but I was pleasantly surprised by this installment. One of the better Dune books. https…
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Jun 4, 2019 4:49 AM
RT @ritaparada: The series made me wonder how many stories must be out there, what have we all lost and gained as a result of the disaster.…
Jun 4, 2019 4:48 AM
RT @BklynInstitute: BISR is hiring! |Open call for NYC faculty | For more information and to apply: https://t.co/QtCfLxCLjq https://t.co/VL…
Jun 4, 2019 4:46 AM
RT @ph1: If you’re on a team responsible for an internal platform (e.g. infrastructure, shared services, developer productivity) most of yo…
Jun 4, 2019 4:37 AM
RT @James_Holzhauer: To @KenJennings : You win this round. But if Jeopardy ever gives me 43 second chance games, look out!
Jun 4, 2019 4:33 AM
RT @Brandweek: "These stretch opportunities helped me go from a 'doer' to a leader, with confidence." Q&A with @stitchfix CMO Deirdre Findl…
Jun 4, 2019 4:32 AM
RT @JoinTheFlock: Engineers - want to help build our next Ads API platform to serve the world’s biggest brands, agencies & Ad Tech partners…
Jun 4, 2019 3:17 AM
RT @KenJennings: Actual photo of James Holzhauer walking off stage at Jeopardy, his reign of destruction completed. https://t.co/Xdf5PFR3QD
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Jun 4, 2019 2:38 AM
RT @Scott_Wiener: @DanJackson415 @sfmta_muni @LondonBreed @EdReiskin Muni has the ability right now - & has for years - to automate the tur…
Jun 4, 2019 2:38 AM
RT @DanJackson415: Case in point. Watch - trains that terminate at Embarcadero sit for a full minute or more *after* they empty while they…
Jun 4, 2019 2:38 AM
RT @DanJackson415: If you want to understand why there are constant inbound @sfmta_muni delays aka “slow moving traffic” in the subway ever…
Jun 4, 2019 12:20 AM
@Zeke_Cao @SFBART More like an "aBARTment complex" amirite?
Jun 3, 2019 10:56 PM
RT @kathyra_: i don't really like the word "followers". the only place i'm leading people to is a ditch where common sense goes to die
Jun 3, 2019 9:41 PM
This is some next-level grill design. Makes me want to get a new Mac Pro. https://t.co/E49VADUa5S
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Jun 3, 2019 9:12 PM
@JulesSunbeam @GreatDismal @BBCNews It's OK Julia. We are beyond embarrassed by @realDonaldTrump. On behalf of America I give you all permi…
Jun 3, 2019 6:03 PM
RT @btaylor: In case you were “asking for a friend” — 25 cups of coffee per day is a-ok https://t.co/FOKPLzr1V0
Jun 3, 2019 5:45 PM
@heyjoshua PJFC
Jun 3, 2019 5:41 PM
@heyjoshua I mean, sure. But is there a specific context in play here?
Jun 3, 2019 5:31 PM
RT @abs6c: .@SFBART: our system is so confusing we need arrow paths. also SF BART: we lock the only door you can go through to participate…
Jun 3, 2019 4:43 PM
"The hand, you see, isn’t so much invisible, as it is tiny and orange." - Adam Smith, The Welp of Nations https://t.co/adDnDfiXb2
Jun 3, 2019 3:54 PM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/OBJF7asJJS
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Jun 3, 2019 1:14 PM
RT @prchovanec: Hey @DavidAFrench @matthewschmitz: Far more objectionable than Trump appearing in Playboy was what he said about the 1989 T…
Jun 3, 2019 3:22 AM
RT @KQED: How did the Bay Area's fog get a name? And why Karl? #BayCurious has the answers. https://t.co/cItXAZWthS
Jun 3, 2019 2:00 AM
RT @doriantaylor: anybody know of anything that will take eg raw binary data and let you probe it for structure (something between od and i…
Jun 2, 2019 4:19 AM
RT @LoewenthalMd: 1/21 “Is there a nurse or doctor on board?” Clinicians—have you ever responded to one of these? Last week I left the h…
Jun 1, 2019 7:18 PM
@elmlive @biz @biz’s new what?
Jun 1, 2019 4:19 PM
RT @googleaccess: .@googleaccess is looking for people who use speech recognition software, switch navigation, head pointers, eye tracking,…
Jun 1, 2019 4:17 AM
RT @DuneQuoteBot: There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.
Jun 1, 2019 4:08 AM
RT @techgirl1908: The wait is over! I've just released my free #Java course! 🎉 The course is designed for beginners to programming, so if…
Jun 1, 2019 4:06 AM
RT @prchovanec: “If a President does not respect trade commitments, what is the point of reaching new trade commitments?” https://t.co/s108…
Jun 1, 2019 3:23 AM
RT @wattfrompedro: we lost brother roky... I love his music - here’s my version of one of his tunes - the bass solo is for roky w/big love…
Jun 1, 2019 2:46 AM
RT @emilybest: Earlier today everybody’s cheering Netflix’s position in GA, meanwhile the CEO is actively responsible for helping the abort…
Jun 1, 2019 2:41 AM
RT @pgarg: Today was my last day at @DocuSign. Thanks to all the wonderful folks who made the last 6.5 years an awesome experience! 🍸 https…
Jun 1, 2019 1:49 AM
RT @kishorpatil9ibm: We are hiring early professionals/recent graduates to work on our cloud optimized open source Java runtime -OpenJ9 ( h…
Jun 1, 2019 1:41 AM
RT @ProjectorHQ: A few words (and visuals, of course) from our founder @tmobrien on why he and @JeremySF decided to create Projector: https…
Jun 1, 2019 1:40 AM
RT @telegram: @Twitter I'd like a fast an easy way to copy the link to a tweet. It's getting harder and harder with each update.
Jun 1, 2019 1:36 AM
Can you get out of jury duty if you have bone spurs?