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May 31, 2019 10:47 PM
RIP #RokyErickson https://t.co/V6cO4wD1fB
May 31, 2019 10:44 PM
RT @aquadrunkard: #RokyErickson. Rest in power. https://t.co/vN2gBp6sVO
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May 31, 2019 7:28 PM
@nedsegal I’ll let you see my drafts folder for $100.
May 31, 2019 3:53 PM
RT @NeinQuarterly: Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Monday to Friday.
May 31, 2019 2:12 PM
RT @CityofMadison: Fiery Reflections #LivingLarger 💥🔥🎆 . . . #CityOfMadison #Fireworks #BratFest2019 #Reflections #LongExposure #MadisonSum…
May 31, 2019 12:37 PM
RT @HillaryClinton: The president hasn't just refused to condemn a foreign power that attacked our democracy. He's also failed to protect t…
May 31, 2019 2:37 AM
RT @akpix: The sun sets behind the downtown Minneapolis skyline and the Mississippi River this evening, as seen from the Franklin Avenue Br…
May 31, 2019 1:02 AM
RT @gpapilion: Oh 24th st train. I still think you create more issues than you solve.
May 31, 2019 12:59 AM
RT @seldo: This sounds extremely like a euphemism for abandoning a bunch of human rights. https://t.co/PrDv1HBAVA
May 30, 2019 7:04 PM
@tinybaby Yeah, it's across from a McDonalds and adjacent to C16...or as I call it, the gamer gate.
May 30, 2019 4:26 PM
I assume this is because @marsanfra is still camped out in the other cars back at the BART depot.
May 30, 2019 4:26 PM
A 7 car BART train seems...underprovisioned...for peak AM commute time. https://t.co/T0WBZAaRkw
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May 30, 2019 2:05 PM
RT @JaniceForBART: Next Tues, June 4th, @BevanDufty & I will be hosting a community meeting to get your feedback about the proposed ambassa…
May 30, 2019 1:51 PM
RT @qian_junhui: Unbelievable, IEEE is forced to ban Huawei employees from peer-reviewing papers or handling papers as editors. https://t.c…
May 30, 2019 11:56 AM
RT @gregeganSF: Want to help settle the question of the shortest string of digits that contains all 720 permutations of 123456? This web pa…
May 30, 2019 3:39 AM
@slyphon Who called it "OF FUCKING COURSE" instead of "list comprehension"?
May 30, 2019 2:42 AM
@jdawsey1 @lpolgreen @rebeccaballhaus And weep.
May 30, 2019 2:38 AM
@marsanfra Are you still in there? I know some BART people if you need help.
May 30, 2019 2:37 AM
RT @marsanfra: How to get locked in a Bart train in Daly City? 1. Take the train that stop in Daly City while thinking your are going to th…
May 30, 2019 1:48 AM
This is just disgraceful. https://t.co/NmiyEfy8fM
May 30, 2019 12:02 AM
RT @AndriaKPIX: Embarcadero BART platform for tonight’s East Bay commute. @SFBART says this morning’s fatal crash on the Bay Bridge added a…
May 29, 2019 9:55 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Who's going to @QConNewYork? I'll be participating in the panel "Which Java Vendor Should I Choose?" with @jeanneboyars…
May 29, 2019 9:40 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: BART service has stopped between North Berkeley and El Cerrito del Norte on the Richmond Line due to a fire near the track…
May 29, 2019 5:30 PM
@PressSec @realDonaldTrump This is a disappointing (but unsurprising) evasion.
May 29, 2019 4:55 PM
RT @jef_poskanzer: Shorter Mueller: "The code is self-documenting."
May 29, 2019 4:46 PM
RT @ewarren: Mueller’s statement makes clear what those who have read his report know: It is an impeachment referral, and it’s up to Congre…
May 29, 2019 4:43 PM
@reecemarkowsky https://t.co/rfD7IXiab4
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May 29, 2019 4:01 PM
@doriantaylor I’m not "average", I’m the "center of excellence".
May 29, 2019 3:59 PM
@jvreeland26 You have passed the first test.
May 29, 2019 3:54 PM
@jvreeland26 8th floor
May 29, 2019 3:53 PM
@DanScavino Hey buddy... https://t.co/zjJhtLdAvF
May 29, 2019 3:51 PM
@realDonaldTrump Buddy... https://t.co/zjJhtLdAvF
May 29, 2019 3:18 PM
My tweet speaks for itself. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
May 29, 2019 3:17 PM
"Hero" is an overused word, but I was able to convince a sick 5yo to let me switch the TV from "Dinosaur Train" to the Mueller coverage.
May 29, 2019 3:12 PM
RT @JudyWoodruff: Robert Mueller: "...after that investigation, if we had confidence the President did not commit a crime, we would have s…
May 29, 2019 2:34 PM
RT @AP: BREAKING: Justice Department: Special counsel Robert Mueller to make 1st public statement on the Russia investigation. https://t.co…
May 29, 2019 1:29 PM
@TonyPrintezis https://t.co/n02k2U4lKB
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May 29, 2019 1:17 PM
@TonyPrintezis https://t.co/YBgl78GP6I
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May 29, 2019 4:04 AM
@DrJorts A place where you are not supposed to take photos with your phone.
May 29, 2019 2:25 AM
RT @SFFDPIO: #052819WF2 Laundry Fire 3851 MISSION AVOID AREA https://t.co/RwUoktozs8
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May 29, 2019 2:11 AM
@DanScavino Especially one who seems antithetical to the fundamental principles of America.
May 29, 2019 2:11 AM
@DanScavino This is a pretty dumb Tweet, Dan. The media, and the American people, are always gonna focus on the President.
May 28, 2019 11:06 PM
@peterhartlaub "The greatest nostalgia is that for what has never truly been." - Nick Tosches
May 28, 2019 10:22 PM
1) Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy 2) Ronin 3) Sing 4) Frozen 5) Disney's Robin Hood https://t.co/O9NqjvdyGu
May 28, 2019 10:07 PM
RT @badnetworker: 1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together 2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshot…
May 28, 2019 9:50 PM
RT @TheOnion: World Populace Actually Fine With Rich People Dying On Mount Everest https://t.co/gpRgu8V9kz https://t.co/c4BITSDncI
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May 28, 2019 9:47 PM
RT @SFPort: FIREWORKS NOISE ALERT: There is a planned fireworks display tonight 5/28, scheduled for 9:30-9:40 pm, in SF Bay off Oracle Park…
May 28, 2019 9:05 PM
RT @trevortimm: This is quite the allegation from the San Francisco police union. They say the SF Police Chief purposefully concealed Bry…
May 28, 2019 8:30 PM
@cra @DocuSign @pgarg Either way, it's her fault. :-)
May 28, 2019 8:28 PM
@cra @DocuSign @pgarg 🙄
May 28, 2019 8:27 PM
RT @olisnoddy: Dream social job alert 🚨. You get to be @twitter on Twitter, our Tweeter in Chief. No big deal. https://t.co/YaY9rnV5Be
May 28, 2019 4:41 PM
RT @bcantrill: @bossylobster Amazingly, @jasonh took some photos on that day in 2007; here I am explaining what we were finding to @jeremy…
May 28, 2019 4:41 PM
RT @bossylobster: After 6 months of racking my brain trying to track down an old talk I finally found it. For #FutureMe I memorialized it a…
May 28, 2019 4:40 AM
@n8foo https://t.co/yiZhTun7xA
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May 28, 2019 12:50 AM
RT @slyphon: If we don't start impeachment proceedings pretty much *now*, Bill Barr is going to selectively declassify bullshit and Trump i…
May 28, 2019 12:47 AM
@SteveNahm Democracy is a failed system.
May 27, 2019 7:33 PM
A diaper change so foul we almost broke open our cache of N95 masks
May 27, 2019 4:58 PM
RT @kumarharsh: Ted Chiang writing sci-fi op-eds for newspapers is 🔥 https://t.co/yHr8lvonJB
May 27, 2019 4:58 PM
@susanthesquark @nytopinion What a great idea! And what a great choice to kick it off!
May 27, 2019 4:46 PM
@bfd TIL: "crowler".
May 27, 2019 4:44 PM
@CGregoryBrown @AahnaBrown At the edge of Christopher Playground, behind Safeway. Yup, that is O'Shaughnessy in the distance.
May 27, 2019 4:36 PM
@anshublog @elonmusk https://t.co/ChbYn0h6lT
May 27, 2019 2:37 PM
RT @cproppe: My bike was stolen this morning. It has been reported to @SFPD @SFPDMission I’m looking for a #SanFrancisco #bike shop that is…
May 27, 2019 3:31 AM
RT @sfchronicle: Shooting reported in San Francisco’s Dolores Park. via @KVeklerov: https://t.co/5p7OaMOqEz https://t.co/JIZhZWgZ8M
May 27, 2019 2:04 AM
@roach Wow! Exciting!!!
May 26, 2019 11:13 PM
RT @KQEDnews: Tomorrow is the Golden Gate Bridge's 82nd birthday. We want to see your best, most creative, touristy, or even vintage photo…
May 26, 2019 9:56 PM
RT @EricColumbus: L’enfer, c’est les subpoenas. https://t.co/1YSn3FPLAB
May 26, 2019 9:20 PM
Park life. https://t.co/snhZZn500c
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May 26, 2019 6:10 PM
@Zeke_Cao @jayholler https://t.co/dPT0NrVzwb
May 26, 2019 5:54 PM
So what's with the cellular automata/Sierpinski suit? (and where can I get one!?1) /cc: @ElementaryCA https://t.co/n5EdrPHnWW
May 26, 2019 4:42 PM
@kpk "Alexa, play 'Equestria Girls'."
May 26, 2019 4:01 PM
Amazon Alexa is the worst goddamn product for any household with a 5yo kid.
May 26, 2019 2:35 PM
RT @JonathanMaberry: Well...here's the damn problem.... https://t.co/iHk0aUR3YA
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May 26, 2019 2:21 PM
RT @Endless_WebDev: The emoji equivalent of a typo. I'm going with this. https://t.co/sWcG7YQjPL
May 26, 2019 2:20 PM
@christhalinger https://t.co/rGNVazW8Ki
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May 26, 2019 2:34 AM
@BrianGoetz Oh-no-ji
May 26, 2019 2:30 AM
@mjduigou @nelson Thor: Ragnarok, that is.
May 26, 2019 2:29 AM
@mjduigou @nelson It was an homage to Kirby in so many if the details. Def my fave.
May 25, 2019 9:14 PM
@hunterwalk @Benioff ...if Marc had been interested earlier.
May 25, 2019 9:14 PM
@hunterwalk @Benioff That said, given the amount of ex-Salesforce folks in eng leadership between 2012-2015ish you gotta wonder what might …
May 25, 2019 9:04 PM
@hunterwalk @Benioff Fine-grained microservices implemented in Oracle PL/SQL.
May 25, 2019 8:10 PM
@heyjoshua Or as we call it in our house: "chest"
May 25, 2019 7:29 PM
@cinemAnni @GreatDismal Never seen the movie, but the book is pretty wild and weird. https://t.co/NEpADGf6zp
May 25, 2019 5:31 PM
RT @leahmcelrath: For all those saying impeachment proceedings have no purpose if the Senate won’t convict: Guess who was never actually i…
May 25, 2019 5:28 PM
RT @ScottShaneNYT: NSA spent a lot of taxpayer money developing hacking tools for espionage. Then it lost the tools. They've already done b…
May 25, 2019 3:44 PM
@jaimealyse @Nicole_Cliffe Just wait for the second time you see it. https://t.co/q0qMA59cjh
May 25, 2019 2:59 PM
RT @SFBART: Here it is. We also run on 💯 electricity. https://t.co/leK1mLzcrc
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May 25, 2019 4:17 AM
RT @SFBART: We carry 28,000 people per hour through our Transbay Tube under the bay because of the capacity of a train. That’s nearly twice…
May 25, 2019 3:20 AM
@satanjeev @nbsteel Congrats!!! 🎓🎉
May 25, 2019 2:45 AM
RT @ptraughber: What a difference a few years, new mayor, and *a lot* of advocacy makes. Protected bike lanes are coming to Valencia! And 2…
May 25, 2019 1:38 AM
@Scavino45 You can probably see Russia from there.
May 24, 2019 10:03 PM
RT @iamdevloper: "Steve Jobs was an asshole and got results" You're not wrong Chad, but his assholery led to the Macintosh, not another Cr…
May 24, 2019 9:51 PM
RT @FlickrStatus: [status] Identified: Flickr is temporarily offline while we work to restore site stability. We expect some instability to…
May 24, 2019 9:37 PM
RT @sfexaminer: Two people taken to the hospital after South of Market shooting via @laura_waxee https://t.co/ozZSHVTf5g
May 24, 2019 9:36 PM
RT @RachelTobac: Subway system payment bypass. Source: https://t.co/ngiVmBwwN6 and @viewfromabook https://t.co/InyPjFwRZk
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May 24, 2019 8:47 PM
RT @SykesCharlie: This Seb Gorka video is not a parody. Really. Seriously. https://t.co/oFn2vi06l7
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May 24, 2019 6:30 PM
RT @jkru: I wonder what relaxing feels like.
May 24, 2019 3:39 PM
@TonyPrintezis https://t.co/56baBaaYWt
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May 24, 2019 2:53 PM
RT @lizwiggi: We are in desperate need of a grown up in the White House versus an immature school yard bully...HELP
May 24, 2019 1:04 PM
@PaulJoh75999820 @bennettrules Stolen tweet. Original is here: https://t.co/sssqyMKosT
May 24, 2019 12:47 PM
@deanwampler @Flickr https://t.co/JFX34VzhMe
May 24, 2019 12:38 PM
@gmacisme https://t.co/CKlxNXrhzK
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May 24, 2019 12:09 PM
RT @ElizLuke: If you don’t know, now you know. (But you really shoulda been known) https://t.co/05BVWf9wXp
May 24, 2019 11:57 AM
RT @igb: The inexorable rise of fascism across the globe is a real bummer, but on a positive note I guess we've sort of figured out Fermi's…
May 24, 2019 11:31 AM
RT @svdate: UPDATE: White House still has not explained the provenance of that video. This is important. This is basically fake propagan…
May 24, 2019 3:33 AM
RT @alexmcpherson: Ok, instead of the '5 Whys', we're now switching to the '1 Who'. Jim. It was Jim. :points:
May 24, 2019 3:27 AM
@alexmcpherson @ecoffey @arrdem It’s a pun, wrapped in a functional description, inside a heteronym.
May 24, 2019 3:23 AM
@alexmcpherson @ecoffey @arrdem It’s arguably the best one.
May 24, 2019 3:19 AM
@ecoffey @arrdem We did a fair amount of "duck-ing" our nouns.
May 24, 2019 2:55 AM
@44 https://t.co/eGFMFIfCM3
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May 24, 2019 2:30 AM
@arrdem Birds and bird-puns. Those were the goddamn guidelines. And it’s not "shit". It’s "guano".
May 24, 2019 2:18 AM
@jayholler This is why I always wear rubber gloves when refactoring old code.
May 24, 2019 2:10 AM
RT @KTVU: Hundreds of leopard sharks have washed up on Alameda beaches, marine biologists believe a parasite in the bay waters is responsib…
May 23, 2019 11:49 PM
@arrdem XML, that way the humans can play as well.
May 23, 2019 10:45 PM
@pjrocks @BevanDufty @FitzTheReporter If you are over 5 years old you need to go through those gates with your own pass/ticket. This seems.…
May 23, 2019 10:42 PM
@BevanDufty @FitzTheReporter That’s head level for children.
May 23, 2019 10:23 PM
@BevanDufty Hey @BevanDufty and @FitzTheReporter, what does 'an additional “cinch,”' mean? Stronger pincer pressure?
May 23, 2019 8:43 PM
@umatweep It can also be said that "the $SUNW never sets in the #TwitterVMTeam empire". @ysr1729 @TonyPrintezis @john_coomes @christhalinge…
May 23, 2019 5:11 PM
RT @rachelswan: Director @JaniceForBART: "I don't tie fare evasion to all the other quality of life issues (ie, public safety, cleanliness,…
May 23, 2019 5:11 PM
RT @JaniceForBART: I would add that it's not necessary for us to figure out why, but that we know it's an issue for our ridership. But the…
May 23, 2019 4:51 PM
RT @megsraye: Do you think you have a knack for social media and brand-driven storytelling? Then I've got a position for you. Come use the…
May 23, 2019 4:33 PM
RT @vtapia: Twitter is hiring and at #GlueCon! Stop by and talk to our awesome Tweeps and learn about how you can #JoinTheFlock! https://t.…
May 23, 2019 4:01 AM
RT @roach: Hey San Francisco, If you want to make your couch fire more awesome, throw copper pipe and garden hose in that shit. http://t.c…
May 23, 2019 3:50 AM
RT @playdate: Introducing Playdate, a new handheld gaming system from Panic. It fits in your pocket. It's got a black and white screen. I…
May 23, 2019 3:05 AM
I ♡ SF. KY not so much. Glad to be back home.
May 23, 2019 12:37 AM
@egd https://t.co/KsCrs4xfhC
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May 22, 2019 4:51 PM
LEX ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DFW ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO https://t.co/wGddW1HujU
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May 22, 2019 1:49 PM
RT @mollymcnearney: We should try holding our politicians to the same standard we've set for producers of Game of Thrones.
May 22, 2019 11:48 AM
@MrPeanut this joke is big with my 5yo’s scene: Knock knock! Who’s there? Cash. ”Cash” who? No thanks, I’d prefer a peanut.
May 22, 2019 3:58 AM
@davidjrusek Folks from the #TwitterVMTeam will, unsurprisingly, be there. I'm sure they'd be happy to give a summary of the interesting ta…
May 22, 2019 3:46 AM
RT @BrianGoetz: @SusanPotter @_JamesWard The problem is not that a given set of concurrency facilities are imperfect or that concurrency is…
May 22, 2019 3:34 AM
RT @MobyLives: At @melvillehouse, we're still looking for a new managing editor. Know anybody? https://t.co/nDDarmXNNQ
May 22, 2019 1:46 AM
RT @firepile: I'm weeping but not in a good way https://t.co/cafsZEwfRV
May 22, 2019 1:38 AM
RT @maggieNYT: SCOOP: Kobach had a list of ten requirements to be the immigration czar, including 24/7 access to a jet. https://t.co/nZ9Oef…
May 21, 2019 3:09 AM
Glad I read the #GoT books instead of watching the show: the books weren’t ruined by a bad ending. Or any ending for that matter. They just
May 20, 2019 8:22 PM
RT @SFPD: BREAKING NEWS: Rhode Island St. Incident On 5/20/2019 at approximately 12:45PM, #SFPD responded to a building on the 300 block o…
May 20, 2019 2:17 PM
SFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DFW ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ LEX
May 20, 2019 3:23 AM
@cproppe I have, but there are parts of it I really like as well. It’s...complicated.
May 20, 2019 3:03 AM
RT @BrandyLJensen: i am genuinely surprised they didn’t have tyrion say “we must stop playing this game of thrones”
May 19, 2019 11:55 PM
RT @SanMateoPD: SMPD is currently investigating a report of an armed subject in the area of Hillsdale Mall. This info has not been confirme…
May 19, 2019 9:24 PM
Twitter is basically road rage, but without cars and driving.
May 19, 2019 6:15 PM
#DAEWON https://t.co/iIeM5pjjJR
May 19, 2019 4:42 PM
RT @glennkirschner2: 1. As a former career prosecutor, including 6 years as an Army JAG, this makes me sick. Please bear with me as this wi…
May 19, 2019 5:04 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Him: How many people do you think he killed in that movie? Me: What am I? John Wickipedia? Him: Not funny.
May 19, 2019 4:57 AM
RT @Eden_Eats: Petition to end this season of "So You Think You Can Be President".
May 19, 2019 3:50 AM
https://t.co/Rwt4aBLUh2
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May 19, 2019 3:16 AM
RT @krismerrill: Why buy something for $25 when you can make it with $224 dollars worth of tools and lumber?
May 18, 2019 4:22 PM
I’m a bit envious of folks who are about to encounter his stories for the first time.
May 18, 2019 4:21 PM
For those not yet acquainted with Chiang’s work, the title story of the new book is available online. https://t.co/LBXhRRHNg6
May 18, 2019 4:19 PM
Some great new stories in Chiang’s new collection, along with two previously published ones. https://t.co/hzVSFdnmD9
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May 18, 2019 2:09 AM
RT @jonnysun: shoot for the moon even if u hit it doesnt mater the moon will never die
May 17, 2019 6:04 PM
RT @waxzce: FYI, as cloud provider we rawly loss around 25% of CPU performances the lasts 18 months due to different CVE and issues on CPU…
May 17, 2019 4:04 PM
@Pinboard I did. Unfortunately it turned out to be just terabytes of this file, over and over again. https://t.co/rjCJWAR0W3
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May 17, 2019 3:52 PM
RT @Pinboard: Dear Lazyweb: who bought Friendster's data?
May 17, 2019 4:36 AM
@isaach https://t.co/yME1WIdkaD
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May 17, 2019 4:31 AM
@skilldrick @SFBART @birdandbeckett It really is.
May 17, 2019 4:25 AM
@marius @paraga @SFBART @birdandbeckett All of the LBJ books are required reading for anyone who has to work in an organization made of peo…
May 17, 2019 4:16 AM
@paraga @marius @SFBART @birdandbeckett Caro’s "The Power Broker".
May 17, 2019 3:59 AM
Seriously, it’s really wonderful story and puts our beleaguered and beloved transit system into perspective.
May 17, 2019 3:59 AM
This book was relevant to my interests. https://t.co/EKd19nhGqn
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May 17, 2019 3:37 AM
RT @kimmaicutler: Today is a sad day. Federal homeless counts, done once every other year, all across the Bay Area have reached staggering…
May 17, 2019 3:28 AM
RT @jonnysun: it makes perfect sense to me that someone who played a “vampire” could also play a “bat man”
May 17, 2019 3:24 AM
RT @umatweep: Intel Vtune for optimizing Twitter https://t.co/1CKIVfJY1D
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May 16, 2019 7:26 PM
RT @a11yTO: 3, 2, 1... and we're live! Check out our amazing speaker list and get your super early bird tickets for #a11yTOConf hosted b…
May 16, 2019 5:55 PM
@longwall26 Those are ice pirates, Jason.
May 16, 2019 4:50 PM
@shatil (for the vendors, not the customers)
May 16, 2019 4:50 PM
@heyjoshua I'm going to have to block you now.
May 16, 2019 4:49 PM
@heyjoshua JFC
May 16, 2019 4:49 PM
@shatil ...but I gotta think there's impact to current cap or cost margins over the next year.
May 16, 2019 4:47 PM
@shatil In aggregate, the overhead of these mitigations would be more than a few percents. I don't expect most customers to see any impact.…
May 16, 2019 3:48 PM
...especially in public multi-tenant environments like GCP, AWS, Azure, etc.
May 16, 2019 3:48 PM
It seems like the performance impact of the patches would create non-trivial pressure around capacity and efficiency...
May 16, 2019 3:48 PM
If not, why? How?
May 16, 2019 3:48 PM
Have the remediations for #Spectre, #Meltdown, #ZombieLoad caused an increase in public cloud vendor prices? A decrease in their margins?
May 16, 2019 2:01 PM
RT @exploratorium: Are you an environmental scientist who wants to apply your deep research knowledge to support science teachers? The Ex…
May 16, 2019 1:30 PM
@salesforce @Benioff @IvankaTrump 🤔
May 16, 2019 5:22 AM
RT @paraga: Some great work from the #TwitterJVM team showing effectiveness of JVM tuning using Bayesian optimization and Graal https://t.c…
May 16, 2019 4:59 AM
@GovernorKayIvey "Just as in the anatomy of man, every nation must have its hind part." - Robert Indiana
May 16, 2019 4:47 AM
RT @brianstelter: Look what happens when you search for info about vaccines (or "vaccine dangers") on Twitter: this box shows up (h/t @Mant…
May 16, 2019 4:35 AM
RT @ewarren: This ban is dangerous and exceptionally cruel—and the bill’s authors want to use it to overturn Roe v. Wade. I've lived in tha…
May 16, 2019 4:19 AM
Here’s a speed run of @christhalinger’s slides from his talk about how Twitter uses ML to optimize JIT compiler performance. https://t.co/m…
May 16, 2019 4:05 AM
.@stevenmnuchin1’s dad bought a Koons piece for $91 million. There’s a perfectly fabricated metaphor somewhere in there. https://t.co/FD44V…
May 16, 2019 3:52 AM
@st5are @slyphon https://t.co/hY4USzXHgS
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May 16, 2019 3:47 AM
@christhalinger Ready to RT! https://t.co/M8ZKzYNkHn
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May 16, 2019 3:45 AM
@st5are @slyphon When combined with the "keyless" proximity-based fobs it makes it way easier for a 5yo to start a car on her own.
May 16, 2019 3:42 AM
@christhalinger #TwitterVMTeam
May 16, 2019 3:35 AM
RT @igb: "Just as in the anatomy of man, every nation must have its hind part." - Robert Indiana #ALABAMA
May 16, 2019 3:35 AM
#DadGoals https://t.co/xSKVeptPf3
May 16, 2019 12:09 AM
@NegatedVoid we can call them "webrings"
May 16, 2019 12:06 AM
RT @Holger: So @twitter is clearly unable to carry over my country/language default... https://t.co/0CI2qCnA0L
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May 16, 2019 12:06 AM
RT @Holger: No words. How can @twitter call this the "For You" content only because I happen to be in Japan right now. This low hanging fru…
May 15, 2019 6:53 PM
RT @skilldrick: As suggested by @jackiehluo I donated to @YellowFund https://t.co/OA7NV1OO5M https://t.co/gyDqfVPKMv
May 15, 2019 3:13 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: The #JCP Executive Committee during the May 2019 face-to-face, hosted by @Fujitsu_Global in Tokyo. https://t.co/NFdBK7HX…
May 15, 2019 2:35 PM
Caustically optimistic.
May 15, 2019 11:17 AM
@slyphon @zkiehl @taylorleese "Wish you were @here!"
May 15, 2019 3:03 AM
RT @KamalaHarris: Outrageous news coming out of Alabama. This law would effectively ban abortions in the state and criminalize doctors for…
May 15, 2019 3:01 AM
https://t.co/fqSEfK1NAE https://t.co/2JeMTUjPL2
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May 15, 2019 2:52 AM
"Just as in the anatomy of man, every nation must have its hind part." - Robert Indiana #ALABAMA
May 15, 2019 2:44 AM
RT @Elijah_Meeks: In case you ever wondered why these charts are so bad. https://t.co/UxVKTwL8Mr
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May 15, 2019 1:47 AM
🤔 @Benioff https://t.co/k7wd0HCLEI
May 15, 2019 12:26 AM
RT @Kevin_Lorincz: Tonight’s @NBA Draft Lottery is being held at the @HiltonChicago, where Dr. Richard Kimble confronted Dr. Charles Nichol…
May 14, 2019 8:33 PM
RT @MValentinUrsu: A Slew Of Stable Kernel Updates Issued For Addressing MBS / Zombieload Vulnerabilities - https://t.co/U4OmcmTyRC
May 14, 2019 5:45 PM
RT @srw: Can't wait for the vuln logo and t-shirt! https://t.co/bKIyXDUa5W
May 14, 2019 4:12 PM
RT @michaelazerrad: The idea is to have readers who were inspired by the bands in the book, and Jeff is one of the first people I thought o…
May 14, 2019 3:48 AM
@ftrain JINI
May 14, 2019 3:17 AM
Is anyone else in SF having crazy allergies this afternoon? I’ve been having sneezing fits off and on since noon.
May 14, 2019 2:10 AM
This, but for the #NBAPlayoffs https://t.co/RrGBrEQQ3x
May 14, 2019 2:09 AM
RT @timbelonax: Legit excited for the end of the month when these Ellsworth Kelly stamps are released by @USPS https://t.co/N26BUoUQkV
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May 13, 2019 6:11 PM
RT @rupertg: "So you hooked up Google Deep Dream..." "Yes..." "...To the CRISPR DNA editor..." "Yes" "... leaving the lab window open over…
May 13, 2019 6:03 PM
@benj_fry @RadhikaBrown @SFBART Looking forward to seeing you on BART soon!
May 13, 2019 6:02 PM
@benj_fry @RadhikaBrown @SFBART Not too often. I think this was an effect of fare-checkers at the top of the elevator today slowing down el…
May 13, 2019 5:18 PM
RT @miguelrios: Twitter will be at #TheWebConf this week. We're hiring! DM if you want to chat. - Senior DS in US & SG: https://t.co/9Xq4…
May 13, 2019 5:13 PM
RT @twimlai: For the final episode of our Strata Data series, we’re were joined by @ericcolson, Chief Algorithms Officer at @stitchfix, who…
May 13, 2019 5:01 PM
Slow roll into Monday: @pgarg is on a biz trip so getting kids to school consumed usual email triage. Posting up at Starbucks to read Slack…
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May 13, 2019 4:09 PM
Bit of a lineup for the elevator this AM. https://t.co/aGQOcocaCP
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May 13, 2019 3:58 PM
RT @gdams_: @adoptopenjdk has reached 30 million downloads! That's more than 10 million in the last month! Great to see that the project co…
May 13, 2019 2:37 PM
RT @VoxxedAthens: Meet our speaker @christhalinger who's joining us this year to explain how @Twitter is doing performance tuning of thei…
May 13, 2019 4:36 AM
RT @SFBART: Heads up: the 11:23 pm and 11:45 pm southbound trains from Antioch are cancelled tonight due to track work. Last northbound tra…
May 13, 2019 4:19 AM
RT @JSEllenberg: No, you put the armor on the part of the dragon with FEWER crossbow holes in it
May 12, 2019 11:27 PM
@benj_fry 😥
May 12, 2019 12:59 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Happy Mother’s Day, or as Tucker Carlson calls it, the War on Father’s Day.
May 12, 2019 12:54 PM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: My colleagues and I are calling on DHS to answer for its disturbing surveillance of journalists, activists, and lawyer…
May 11, 2019 9:55 PM
Baby’s first book on risk management and the pricing of derivatives. https://t.co/oENaOgVKb7
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May 11, 2019 3:34 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: Want the Rockets themselves to lose. But mostly now I’m rooting against these two fans yelling at Steph Curry. https://t…
May 11, 2019 3:12 AM
@mraible @vboykis @Twitter Technically Java 8 with a backport of JVMCI and Graal JIT (courtesy of @christhalinger). But Java 8 nonetheless.
May 11, 2019 3:10 AM
@mraible Great post by @vboykis. Also @Twitter runs on Java 8.
May 11, 2019 1:41 AM
RT @johnmoe: Talking Heads is a funk band operating under the principal that the band members are surprised to be in a funk band.
May 10, 2019 11:25 PM
@umatweep @synecadelic We are celebrating @flaviowbrasil, @ysr1729, and @christhalinger’s absence with @synecadelic’s artisanal caipirinhas…
May 10, 2019 11:11 PM
RT @umatweep: #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/igbZJbOpys
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May 10, 2019 3:40 PM
RT @nyjavasig: Announcing the next meetup with two awesome sessions on May 22nd. Hear from @yigalatz about the vision and thoughts behind…
May 10, 2019 4:04 AM
@ASlavitt Who is it?
May 10, 2019 3:55 AM
RT @SFBART: Please keep all D&D pieces safe and away from the tracks thank you https://t.co/diUErqxOtQ
May 10, 2019 3:55 AM
/cc: @ocubot @jhamlett https://t.co/EUU5kQRkBj
May 10, 2019 1:50 AM
RT @mark_dow: Very cool graphic https://t.co/XSJ9Vu7FQ9
May 10, 2019 1:48 AM
RT @benj_fry: I expected the punchline to be use Rust, but it threw in an unexpected twist at the end: “For Better Computing, Liberate CPUs…
May 9, 2019 11:30 PM
RT @ChadBown: What should never be in doubt is that, throughout the entire bargaining process with Beijing, Trump has undercut his own posi…
May 9, 2019 6:14 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/bBgL6uEmft
May 9, 2019 1:37 PM
RT @AFP: #UPDATE North Korea welcomed a US envoy's visit to Seoul Thursday by firing at least one projectile for the second time in a week,…
May 9, 2019 1:37 PM
RT @jimsciutto: In a normal world, we would ask the WH @PressSec today where US talks with North Korea stand after two successes the presid…
May 9, 2019 1:25 PM
RT @WaltBTIG: This was a slide from SoftBank’s investor presentation today. https://t.co/1ShohJSbAq
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May 9, 2019 4:44 AM
RT @RealMikeWilbon: Damn good news (relative to other possibilities) to hear from Warriors PR that KDs injury is a calf strain...
May 9, 2019 4:43 AM
RT @LizHackett: Everyone has emotional baggage. Just find someone willing to sit on yours so you can zip it up all the way.
May 9, 2019 4:35 AM
RT @ktopenn: "To offer thanks for whatever contributions men happen to make reinforces the implicit idea that parenting is women’s work, th…
May 9, 2019 4:23 AM
RT @FSKPart3: Oh boy.... that’s not good. Not good at all.
May 9, 2019 4:08 AM
RT @MBVD: Alala (Hawaiian crows) had gone extinct in the wild, so this nest is the first seen in Hawaii forests for nearly 20 years!!!! ht…
May 9, 2019 4:06 AM
RT @UCSFChildrens: Dev is back home after two open-heart surgeries, a pacemaker and 40+ days in the hospital—RT to congratulate his parents…
May 9, 2019 3:38 AM
RT @ysr1729: The race back to the stone age in the world’s richest, most technologically advanced nation on earth. WTF has happened in this…
May 9, 2019 3:23 AM
@accarrino @wangjun @ning_sf @LouPas HMU at ibrown@twitter.com and let’s find out.
May 9, 2019 3:13 AM
PARENTING.AVI https://t.co/KYc0egTfQN
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May 8, 2019 9:58 PM
RT @Milbank: Trump’s White House just revoked the press pass I’ve had for 21 years as part of its broader crackdown on journalists’ access.…
May 8, 2019 8:49 PM
RT @AP: BREAKING: House Judiciary panel votes to hold Attorney General Barr in contempt of Congress, escalating fight over Mueller report.…
May 8, 2019 7:18 PM
@wangjun @ning_sf @LouPas I wouldn’t say "competition", but it’s a good effort. https://t.co/nGLfK8R5x4
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May 8, 2019 3:57 PM
It’s never too early to introduce your children to the Kafka-esque bureaucracy that powers our civic institutions. https://t.co/ZNEkxL3gRN
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May 8, 2019 2:01 PM
RT @Papapishu: Don’t scab and take a Lyft or Uber today. If you need to go somewhere simply take public transit, walk, or borrow a cop car…
May 8, 2019 1:05 PM
RT @ysr1729: In which THE BIG FIREWORKS do not have any for many years and finally have one. Mr. Trump Makes English Great Again, one twee…
May 8, 2019 1:05 PM
RT @flaviowbrasil: 📢 Alguém ai está na @QConSP e quer saber: - Como a JVM otimiza seu código - Os desafios de performance de Scala - Como…
May 8, 2019 4:28 AM
RT @jeremynewberger: Trump was in such financial ruin that we put him in charge of our economy. He dodged service so we put him in charge o…
May 8, 2019 4:24 AM
RT @GreatDismal: Nobody want to see Jerry Falwell Jr., Jr.
May 8, 2019 4:23 AM
RT @ryanjreilly: NEW from @RepJerryNadler on DOJ raising executive privilege: “The Department’s legal arguments are without credibility, me…
May 8, 2019 4:19 AM
RT @java: Writing your own Garbage Collector for #JDK12 @unmeshjoshi https://t.co/COjImLr0xk https://t.co/iJbKDnOdqD
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May 8, 2019 3:18 AM
RT @jeremyherb: DOJ says in a letter to Nadler it will ask the White House to invoke executive privilege over the entire Mueller report if…
May 8, 2019 12:09 AM
@firepile I’m just saying what we are all thinking, Robin.
May 8, 2019 12:06 AM
More like "Self-made Billion-Error", amirite? https://t.co/K5nPheFbVZ
May 8, 2019 12:04 AM
RT @maggieNYT: Day trading https://t.co/jxgVhXDNjL
May 7, 2019 11:40 PM
RT @nytimes: Exclusive: The New York Times has obtained a decade of Donald Trump’s tax figures. They show over $1 billion in business losse…
May 7, 2019 8:59 PM
RT @SFBART: Worried about the #UberStrike? Take BART to the airport May 8. Groups save 25% with BART Airport Discount App. https://t.co/qwk…
May 7, 2019 8:50 PM
@michaelbr @yanaga Probably should add @ApacheAurora & @ApacheMesos to the timeline. :-)
May 7, 2019 8:47 PM
RT @otaviojava: #Graal: How to use the new JVM JIT compiler in real life #Java track in #QCONSP by @christhalinger #TwitterVMTeam https://…
May 7, 2019 8:46 PM
RT @elderjava: “Ask me anything” about @java with @ivar_grimstad , @otaviojava, @christhalinger and Ramki Ramakrishna @QConSP. #QConSP /…
May 7, 2019 8:41 PM
@olix0r But I'm guessing that there's probably a horrible Orwellian price to be paid for that mild-yet-life-changing convenience.
May 7, 2019 8:40 PM
@olix0r An Amazon Go-like UX for BART faregates.
May 7, 2019 8:32 PM
RT @JRubinBlogger: McGahn getting awful advice. He's not a member of the exec branch. He's in legal jeopardy and faces professional sanctio…
May 7, 2019 5:48 PM
@christhalinger @QConSP @ysr1729 @ivar_grimstad @otaviojava 👋 Q: Why is the #TwitterVMTeam so amazing and doing so much cool stuff?
May 7, 2019 5:47 PM
It'd be nice if you could directly add a @SlackHQ channel to a @google Meet/Hangout w/o having to join and present your desktop.
May 7, 2019 5:22 PM
RT @ZekeJMiller: NEW YORK (AP) — Dow Jones Industrial Average drops 500 points as escalation of trade dispute between U.S. and China worrie…
May 7, 2019 4:11 PM
RT @dschonbe: I'm hiring in Singapore. Please help get the word out: Managers: https://t.co/WdfSP9tSOp Developers: https://t.co/UHp9WkFPC6
May 7, 2019 1:08 PM
RT @alexprokopec: We're happy to announce the release of Renaissance - a new, open-source benchmark suite for the JVM: https://t.co/VqBeewj…
May 7, 2019 1:04 PM
RT @migueldeicaza: Rather than emulating the Linux kernel, Windows will now ship a full Linux kernel. Makes for a great developer system…
May 7, 2019 5:04 AM
Hey @FirstAlert, the "Test/Silence" button snapped off under mild pressure as I was setting up a new CO detector. https://t.co/b8cOA61DJ7
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May 7, 2019 3:59 AM
RT @kellabyte: Alright Linux on the desktop jokes are over folks. There goes that 20 year old joke.
May 7, 2019 3:43 AM
RT @jef_poskanzer: lower deck http://t.co/3vc4C0M4HX http://t.co/MmJAeOuGKL
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May 7, 2019 3:10 AM
This tweet, but "be sure to order this book for your friendly local bookstore" instead of the Amazon link. https://t.co/TRprkoU9Rr
May 7, 2019 2:31 AM
RT @stjohnsphoto: Michal Pelka #photography North Sea, 2019. “This image is one of my photographs from the North Sea, taken earlier this y…
May 7, 2019 1:52 AM
RT @Kasparov63: As I wrote about Putin many times, Trump’s not a chess player, he’s a poker player. He has a lousy hand, but wins when his…
May 7, 2019 12:07 AM
RT @reyner: If there isn’t a name for the Tinder swipe interface pattern yet, I propose “naive baes classifier”
May 6, 2019 11:54 PM
What idiot called it "Tinder" instead of "Baes Opt"?
May 6, 2019 7:39 PM
RT @ysr1729: #LDA Factorie benchmark — Graal’s superior escape analysis leads to lower GC overheads, yielding a ~20% win wrt C2. https://t.…
May 6, 2019 7:25 PM
RT @ysr1729: .@QConSP ‘s tribute to women in computing. https://t.co/7OXJ5PyBns
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May 6, 2019 5:58 PM
@headius Congratulations Charles! That is a tremendous accomplishment.
May 6, 2019 5:54 PM
RT @neal_katyal: This is very significant. I’ve never seen anything like it. https://t.co/5Ji1oNi69k
May 6, 2019 5:29 PM
RT @ysr1729: This talk is not about #GraalVM. — @christhalinger of #TwitterJVMTeam talks about the #Graal JIT compiler at @QConSP https:/…
May 6, 2019 5:29 PM
RT @ysr1729: If you can read my tweets, you know that the Graal JIT compiler is working. We haven’t found a correctness bug in it in nearly…
May 6, 2019 5:20 PM
@flaviowbrasil @davidjrusek https://t.co/rtProdCiHD
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May 6, 2019 5:20 PM
RT @flaviowbrasil: .@christhalinger talking about how to use Graal in real life at #QConSP https://t.co/GFJqbs5Oap
May 6, 2019 5:14 PM
RT @firepile: This whole thread should be taught in aesthetics classes https://t.co/3rWMb1vahz
May 6, 2019 3:51 PM
Current taking-the-baby-to-daycare status. https://t.co/XAOWLPuNR1
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May 6, 2019 3:38 AM
@timoreilly They have profoundly shaped how I interpret the actions of myself and other humans within the context of our organizations.
May 6, 2019 2:53 AM
Was that thunder or just a motorcycle? #CAWX
May 6, 2019 2:51 AM
RT @headius: Oracle disallowing the use of "java*" packages is 100% unsurprising and the best thing to happen to JakartaEE. Java™ has to di…
May 6, 2019 2:27 AM
The smell of that rain...
May 6, 2019 12:58 AM
Hell is other people. People like your 5-year old child. Especially when you are trying to take a nap.
May 5, 2019 11:30 PM
RT @ftrain: If I lived in the Duniverse I would name my hamster CHOAM Nomsky.
May 5, 2019 10:58 PM
RT @ASLuhn: The moment the flaming Aeroflot Superjet makes an emergency landing at Sheremetyevo. Reports that a lightning strike may have l…
May 5, 2019 9:38 PM
@Urban_Adventure @thorendor @ACHotels #OnWisconsin! Also, this is good to know for the next time Intravel back to Madison.
May 5, 2019 4:37 PM
Aahna’s uncle and I took her bouldering for the first time this AM. https://t.co/ewZAZf2wE5
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May 5, 2019 1:53 PM
@Respect2Glory @Kos2Order @DailyCaller @realDonaldTrump "Trump has kept more promises than ANY other POTUS ever (& Swamp Draining)" https:…
May 5, 2019 1:28 PM
Look, at least he spelled the state's name correctly the second time. https://t.co/2Uy56gAqVg
May 5, 2019 4:21 AM
@Kos2Order @DailyCaller @realDonaldTrump This guy is isn’t anti-establishment. He’s just ignorant. He’s doing more damage to the institutio…
May 5, 2019 3:19 AM
RT @pt: It’s time we started talking about the entitlement mentality of the alt-right. Anybody can set up a website and share ideas. Dema…
May 5, 2019 3:16 AM
RT @make: Step inside the Kilostar, don a pair of old-school 3D glasses (scratch built!), and enjoy @higekita1’s fully immersive homebrew s…
May 5, 2019 2:55 AM
@Kos2Order @DailyCaller @realDonaldTrump Someone’s gotta keep an eye on this guy or he’s gonna get all of us killed.
May 5, 2019 1:52 AM
@DailyCaller @realDonaldTrump Please stop. https://t.co/tM3BmcOjcD
May 5, 2019 1:52 AM
@DailyCaller @realDonaldTrump Dude. Is your retweet button stuck or something? https://t.co/2ZAm1sf2CK
May 5, 2019 1:51 AM
@DailyCaller @realDonaldTrump Seriously buddy, stop retweeting this Daily Caller garbage. /cc: @Scavino45 https://t.co/LNxaS9LlVM
May 5, 2019 1:49 AM
@DailyCaller @realDonaldTrump The Daily Caller isn’t a news source so much as @TuckerCarlson’s alt-right propaganda mill.
May 4, 2019 10:52 PM
@bshine Look in the bright side: there is probably another Starbucks within a block or two of the one you are at.
May 4, 2019 10:40 PM
RT @SFBART: #Maythe4thBeWithYou https://t.co/9hDuyyV6mL
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May 4, 2019 6:50 PM
RT @tomcoates: The right is up in arms today over Twitter ‘censoring’ right-wing people, who - let’s be clear - have been engaging in threa…
May 4, 2019 3:26 PM
@diwakergupta @blockstack Congrats!
May 4, 2019 12:20 PM
@CaliaDomenico @jessfraz When that wing light floods the foreground red it’s an amazing frame. https://t.co/0flcHfn8RN
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May 4, 2019 1:32 AM
You can never have too many sources of truth, right?
May 4, 2019 1:31 AM
RT @burritojustice: “As legend has it according to O’Neill’s own account, his eureka moment shortly following the vest’s creation took plac…
May 3, 2019 11:06 PM
RT @UberEng: Ian Brown of Twitter at the Uber Science Symposium talks about JVM use at Twitter https://t.co/exKTYtT5Zb
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May 3, 2019 11:05 PM
@realDonaldTrump @DanScavino Hey. Maybe you all aren't being censored. Maybe, just maybe, your social media content is just too dumb for no…
May 3, 2019 10:54 PM
RT @tonyguan2010: Nice lunch mini talk with @igb @ysr1729 @umatweep @nvgrw @jpampuch on this Sunny day at @Uber Science Symposium! https://…
May 3, 2019 7:08 PM
@amdev @jack https://t.co/S5BZnDumld
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May 3, 2019 5:59 PM
Twitter %G shade being thrown by @jpampuch at the #UberScienceSymposium. Seriously though it was a nice talk on Google’s GoodTime APIs. ht…
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May 3, 2019 5:26 PM
RT @umatweep: @UberEng @igb #TwitterVM using Bayesian opt. https://t.co/qEWKZO1DIy
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May 3, 2019 5:25 PM
RT @arungupta: Twitter service graph by @igb at @UberEng Science Symposium https://t.co/gvljqh66yW
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May 3, 2019 11:42 AM
@WaltSellsHomes Why is that Walter?
May 3, 2019 3:33 AM
@roach Pretty sure they put me on the lists a while ago.
May 3, 2019 1:54 AM
RT @wholemilklatte: @igb @SFBART @BevanDufty These locking “service” gates are a really bad idea and the locks should be permanently remove…
May 3, 2019 1:34 AM
Hey @SFBART @BevanDufty. Gate still locked this afternoon and no attendant on duty again! This is not safe and not accessible! https://t.co…
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May 3, 2019 1:33 AM
Never too early to get them started on bombing train cars. https://t.co/rczwsdttTu
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May 2, 2019 4:13 PM
@dschonbe @rucarrol @djpardis @EricaJoy @googledocs @shaft @bala_theHRguy @nmiller0113 If you don’t like bird puns you’re a cop.
May 2, 2019 4:12 PM
I was able to step over adjoining gate, but many other riders are not able to get through without a working, accessible emergency gate.
May 2, 2019 4:12 PM
ADA gate closed after our stroller went through but before I was able to pass through. Found myself unable to get through emergency gate.
May 2, 2019 4:12 PM
Glen Park BART emergency gate locked. No attendant on on duty. This is neither safe nor accessible. @SFBART @BevanDufty https://t.co/s0A3W…
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May 2, 2019 2:44 PM
RT @adambain: This idea in this morning’s @danprimack Pro Rata is a really interesting thought. Seems like good Pros. Curious: what are the…
May 2, 2019 2:32 PM
RT @patrickc: We’ve decided that Stripe’s fifth engineering hub will be Remote: https://t.co/XeXYX3Bdwh
May 2, 2019 2:26 PM
RT @debcha: Who’s ‘electable’? Who's a 'policy wonk'? Who's 'smart'? “Unconscious bias is running for President”: Rebecca Solnit brings th…
May 2, 2019 5:34 AM
@stuhood @etorreborre @ShaneDelmore @adriaanm How much Java?
May 2, 2019 5:32 AM
Here is another. https://t.co/gfGCRsWLoS #PlugOne
May 2, 2019 5:23 AM
RT @jackseale: Classic three-act narrative structure https://t.co/AP4WgdxlN8
May 2, 2019 5:20 AM
This is one of many reasons why. https://t.co/eVDf59UeUV
May 2, 2019 5:03 AM
I am extremely here for this documentary. https://t.co/OO3VIE0bES
May 2, 2019 5:02 AM
@biz @joep I keep coming back to the "two hills" anecdote. It has served me well over the last few years.
May 2, 2019 5:00 AM
@biz @joep If you are an engineering leader, "Creativity, Inc." is required reading.
May 2, 2019 4:44 AM
@Ramin_DK &
May 2, 2019 4:27 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: Hey folks, you forgot to create a bird logo! https://t.co/YpK19qzIBT
May 2, 2019 4:12 AM
%G https://t.co/OOnXsamS9S
May 2, 2019 4:00 AM
@kpk @EricaJoy @googledocs @shaft @andres Yes! It was called "Histology"!
May 2, 2019 3:59 AM
RT @RollOverEasy: It’s as essential to the Bay as the @warriors or @KarlTheFog—that’s right, we’re talking about @SFBART! We’re thrilled to…
May 2, 2019 3:58 AM
@secretasianman @dijkstracula https://t.co/FNr1FgxSC2
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May 2, 2019 3:55 AM
@dijkstracula @secretasianman FYI: A "Brutus" is a "Caesar" made with Beefamato™ instead of Clamato™.
May 2, 2019 3:45 AM
@secretasianman @lenazun @djpardis @EricaJoy @googledocs @shaft Existential project planning: nothing really matters & nobody who cares now…
May 2, 2019 3:42 AM
@secretasianman @djpardis @EricaJoy @googledocs @shaft @xsgreene That and @dickc's mgmt. class. The required reading of Andy Grove's "High …
May 2, 2019 3:40 AM
@secretasianman @djpardis @EricaJoy @googledocs @shaft I miss @xsgreene. His OKR TwitterU class was the only thing keeping the arbitrary-pr…
May 2, 2019 3:32 AM
@djpardis @EricaJoy @googledocs @shaft Eng-wide. An Eng-*wide* roll up.
May 2, 2019 3:31 AM
@djpardis @EricaJoy @googledocs @shaft @chfry Haven’t. We *haven’t* used it since the @chfry days.
May 2, 2019 3:19 AM
RT @timbray: -Xmx https://t.co/3RURpqY0B0
May 2, 2019 3:18 AM
@djpardis @EricaJoy @googledocs @shaft We have used it since the @chfry days. Which is a shame. It’d work just as well for OKRs.
May 2, 2019 3:17 AM
@djpardis @EricaJoy @googledocs @shaft An internal web app that showed an Eng-wise roll up of "Gull" completion using a progress bar plus R…
May 2, 2019 3:06 AM
@EricaJoy @googledocs One of the best tools I ever saw was @shaft’s "Gulls Tracker". Not the actual name. And not OKRs, but similar in purp…
May 2, 2019 3:04 AM
@EricaJoy We use @googledocs. It’s not exactly working.
May 2, 2019 2:52 AM
@Steve_Glazer @Bob4Senator "Execute order 66!"
May 2, 2019 2:24 AM
@MobyDickatSea https://t.co/Qt0kFraHt1
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May 2, 2019 2:17 AM
RT @mycoliza: who called them smoke detectors and not "fire distinguishers
May 2, 2019 1:09 AM
UPDATE: we have a new winner! https://t.co/z55ujvPkdA
May 1, 2019 9:45 PM
RT @tedlieu: Hi @RepJeffries, since we're both on @HouseJudiciary, can you help explain something to me. Does Bill #Barr have any special p…
May 1, 2019 8:58 PM
@graalvm @thomaswue @christhalinger @doriantaylor TIL: "Donald Trump used FF Meta initially as his primary campaign typeface before choosin…
May 1, 2019 8:57 PM
@graalvm @thomaswue @christhalinger We have a winner! Thanks @doriantaylor! https://t.co/l1oYbspisT
May 1, 2019 8:51 PM
@graalvm @thomaswue @christhalinger I'm guessing the logo is a composite, with "Graal" being some sort of Andale Mono derivative and the "V…
May 1, 2019 8:35 PM
Does anyone recognize/know what font the @graalvm logo uses? /cc: @thomaswue @christhalinger #Graal #GraalVM https://t.co/obsHZEBSze
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May 1, 2019 7:12 PM
RT @KamalaHarris: What I just saw from the Attorney General is unacceptable. Barr must resign now.
May 1, 2019 5:06 PM
RT @mipsytipsy: That's it. Because if you make it a virtue signal, it will NEVER GET FIXED. Blocking Friday deploy is not a mark of moral…
May 1, 2019 5:06 PM
RT @mipsytipsy: I have blocked many a Friday deploy in my day, including as policy. My point is that you probably shouldn't puff yoursel…
May 1, 2019 4:14 PM
RT @ewarren: AG Barr is a disgrace, and his alarming efforts to suppress the Mueller report show that he's not a credible head of federal l…
May 1, 2019 4:10 PM
BART’s "Fleet of the Future" is already here – it’s just not evenly distributed.
May 1, 2019 2:41 PM
@benj_fry Yes, but most of those people don’t work here anymore. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 1, 2019 2:19 PM
@benj_fry FryNet™ was Docker before Docker. I think about how awesome an experience that was every day.
May 1, 2019 2:12 PM
@benj_fry I keep using Heroku (or an idealized extreme of it) as an example of what cloud UX (both public and private) should be like.
May 1, 2019 2:00 PM
RT @NBCPolitics: BREAKING: Read Special Counsel Mueller’s letter to AG Barr: "The summary letter ... did not fully capture the context, nat…
May 1, 2019 1:57 PM
RT @F6x: “Attorney General William Barr to face questions about Mueller report” https://t.co/46owS4LsZw
May 1, 2019 3:26 AM
Anyway, I eagerly await your comment on this @washingtonpost article. /cc: @WhiteHouse @PressSec @DanScavino https://t.co/fS5PqxeuUS
May 1, 2019 3:23 AM
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the answer is...wait for it...you are a racist dick.
May 1, 2019 3:21 AM
Riddle me this @Scavino45: why’d you go all in crowing about the evils of "chain migration" while hiding a past of immigrant exploitation?
May 1, 2019 2:23 AM
Hey @Scavino45 / @DanScavino, any comment? https://t.co/fS5PqxeuUS
May 1, 2019 2:20 AM
"The former manager said that this period included a time when @Scavino45 was general manager of the Westchester club." https://t.co/7eeDCq…