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Apr 30, 2019 10:13 PM
@flaviowbrasil @AmericanAir :-(
Apr 30, 2019 4:58 PM
@mich4evr @WhiteHouse @POTUS @Scavino45 Fuck off, Tom.
Apr 30, 2019 4:40 PM
@AliehsNyl @WhiteHouse @POTUS @Scavino45 WTF are you talking about? Table stakes for debate here on Twitter is 1) having something coherent…
Apr 30, 2019 3:27 PM
@J04677099 @Jeannie59371708 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @Scavino45 I’m not following your logic here...you are saying Mexico is heaven or something?…
Apr 30, 2019 1:19 PM
@J04677099 @Jeannie59371708 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @Scavino45 I’m not sure what your point is J. Your Tweet barely qualifies as an English sent…
Apr 30, 2019 4:58 AM
RT @onlxn: it’s just a bad idea to go into an epic battle with all your personal arcs wrapped up. can’t stress this enough
Apr 30, 2019 4:20 AM
RT @yogirton: .@weparkweparty in action. SF's newest and most lit co-working space, only $2.25 an hour. @irapolis @VictorPontis #wepark htt…
Apr 30, 2019 4:19 AM
RT @ryankcroft: Last week in the Mission neighborhood of SF, @VictorPontis paid a parking meter and sat down to work for the day. Why? To s…
Apr 30, 2019 3:40 AM
@djpardis @networkjanitor We really need a better way of finding "first instance of $X".
Apr 30, 2019 3:39 AM
@djpardis @networkjanitor There’s a million variations of "I am become Dad..."
Apr 30, 2019 3:38 AM
@djpardis @networkjanitor https://t.co/89oBNJtERh
Apr 30, 2019 3:35 AM
@djpardis @networkjanitor https://t.co/XC1U0jWPxt
Apr 30, 2019 3:29 AM
RT @theaerogram: “Police are now treating the crash as a hate crime. They said they believe the driver...targeted the family, believed to b…
Apr 30, 2019 3:00 AM
@Jeannie59371708 @WhiteHouse @POTUS @Scavino45 Whoever you really are, it's sad that you spend your time aiding and abetting the agendas of…
Apr 30, 2019 2:56 AM
@djpardis Also, WTF are Twitter Analytics links not shareable? I should be able too see the best tweets from *any* account sorted by likes,…
Apr 30, 2019 2:53 AM
@djpardis I was like: "Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!".
Apr 30, 2019 1:57 AM
Obviously intentional plagiarism or Tweet stealing should be reportable as a first-class category with @TwitterSupport.
Apr 30, 2019 1:45 AM
@connorhannigan2 That’s weak. Write your own stuff, kid. https://t.co/gtWDfB2RCQ
Apr 30, 2019 1:42 AM
@connorhannigan2 @triketora Come on Connor, don’t steal other people’s tweets. https://t.co/gtWDfB2RCQ
Apr 29, 2019 8:22 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS Hey @Scavino45, get the fuck out of here with your reckless fear-mongering, you racist hack.
Apr 29, 2019 8:21 PM
@djpardis That last one was on 5 as well. Will have to enquire with REW about where all the other books ended up during the rebuilds.
Apr 29, 2019 8:17 PM
@djpardis and https://t.co/2Gp6Nv19V4
Apr 29, 2019 8:17 PM
@djpardis Previously: https://t.co/XEz3dL1w0L
Apr 29, 2019 8:02 PM
@djpardis OT: but how great are those little Twitter libraries (not the new prop-book stocked ones) around the office for finding random aw…
Apr 29, 2019 7:50 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: BREAKING: SFMTA/Muni Director Ed Reiskin announces resignation — @LondonBreed calls for national search to replace him…
Apr 29, 2019 5:25 PM
@MLBRandomStats @PassonJim Congrats Jeremy!
Apr 29, 2019 5:24 PM
RT @MLBRandomStats: a dream come true. available soon. https://t.co/rNNIOINd2i
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Apr 29, 2019 4:53 PM
Thanks @SFBART, @JaniceForBART, @lateefahsimon, and @BevanDufty for acting on feedback from @sundaytakesbart and many other BART riders!
Apr 29, 2019 4:46 PM
The emergency gate at Embarcadero #BART now opens in both directions again and is no longer locked! https://t.co/WbsaVDvWl8
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Apr 29, 2019 4:13 PM
The elevator isn’t out of order, but apparently it (or this button) is very dangerous to operate. https://t.co/6dep7BlVTJ
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Apr 29, 2019 2:43 PM
RT @trav_downs: Tired of Spectre related performance regressions yet? Here's something different (?) then: silent CPU microcode updates ca…
Apr 29, 2019 10:57 AM
RT @garrytan: Every time you hear the phrase “Everybody else is doing it” it should raise a huge red flag. Why would somebody offer such a…
Apr 29, 2019 12:09 AM
RT @sassycrass: It's cool to see Ollie North in the news. It's nice to be reminded that we don't send White men to prison for high treason,…
Apr 28, 2019 7:32 PM
Had a good chat with @BevanDufty, our local @SFBART director, at the #GlenParkFestival this afternoon. Thanks for listening Bevan! https://…
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Apr 28, 2019 5:08 PM
RT @Pinboard: It remains true that there is no surer route to easy wealth in Silicon Valley than getting Stewart Butterfield to write a vid…
Apr 28, 2019 3:59 PM
@jayholler @annaholler Nick Drake FTW.
Apr 28, 2019 9:45 AM
RT @girlsreallyrule: "The baby is born, the mother meets w/the doctor. They take care of the baby. They wrap the baby beautifully. Then the…
Apr 28, 2019 3:31 AM
@HiveTheory @jenniferfraser @taylorleese @sfmta_muni @Twitter I mean, no one is "absolutely" a good manager.
Apr 28, 2019 3:27 AM
@HiveTheory @jenniferfraser @taylorleese @sfmta_muni @Twitter In all seriousness, Second of Nine, you were relatively good at it.
Apr 28, 2019 3:26 AM
@HiveTheory @jenniferfraser @taylorleese @sfmta_muni @Twitter My condolences to you and to your direct reports.
Apr 28, 2019 3:21 AM
@HiveTheory @jenniferfraser @taylorleese @sfmta_muni @Twitter I don’t think that’s what he’s saying in the clip. 🤔
Apr 28, 2019 3:10 AM
@HiveTheory @jenniferfraser @taylorleese @sfmta_muni @Twitter I didn’t say *when* I’d quit, just that 140+ was what would make me quit.
Apr 28, 2019 3:05 AM
@jenniferfraser @taylorleese @sfmta_muni @Twitter *Ok, maybe I only told @HiveTheory (manager #2) this. But it’s still true!
Apr 28, 2019 3:03 AM
@jenniferfraser @taylorleese @sfmta_muni TBH I’ve told every* manager I’ve ever had (9 of ‘em!) here at @Twitter that I’d leave for a BART …
Apr 28, 2019 2:34 AM
@taylorleese @jenniferfraser @sfmta_muni We used to run on rails, you know. :-)
Apr 28, 2019 2:06 AM
@taylorleese @sfmta_muni I feel it could be the greatest thing in this city, but our brightest folks work in VC-fueled fantasy unicorns ins…
Apr 28, 2019 1:39 AM
RT @avichal: Yet another attack on the Jewish community. This time in #Poway. 💔 If you feel like there are far more anti-Semitic hate crim…
Apr 28, 2019 12:56 AM
@kpk https://t.co/6nZWHEz3wj
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Apr 28, 2019 12:50 AM
@johnmaeda FF @ElementaryCA
Apr 28, 2019 12:47 AM
@DanScavino @realDonaldTrump You desire to place yourself in history as someone close to the President will be your undoing.
Apr 28, 2019 12:33 AM
@doctorow Wow, that’s great stuff! Some "Kirby Krackle" influence visible there.
Apr 28, 2019 12:29 AM
While this is arguably the worst website on the planet it is also arguably the best website on the planet. https://t.co/N2ItjICOSr
Apr 28, 2019 12:15 AM
RT @shannonrwatts: “Hard to believe,” says President who didn’t do anything after the last shooting tragedy at a synagogue six months ago t…
Apr 27, 2019 10:55 PM
@heyjoshua I mean, we did own the same brown cardigan at one point.
Apr 27, 2019 10:46 PM
Hey @sfmta_muni, did you fuck up BART during your repairs yesterday? https://t.co/Towgezoe4R
Apr 27, 2019 10:42 PM
RT @SFBART: We’re currently experiencing major delays in San Francisco between the 16th Street and Civic Center stations due to an equipmen…
Apr 27, 2019 5:16 PM
@l4stewar @stitchfix @stitchfixmen Yeah, sizing-wise the sign up process did a great job getting size (and preferred fit) for all kinds of …
Apr 27, 2019 5:04 PM
@taylorleese @amdev @stitchfix @stitchfixmen @agsopko No one can step to @agsopko, fashion-wise. But yeah, this is pretty easy. They seem t…
Apr 27, 2019 5:00 PM
UPDATE: No cardigan w/ elbow patches, but it did contain a pink, plaid flannel shirt, which feels pretty much on-brand. Sartorial ML FTW! h…
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Apr 27, 2019 4:50 PM
Got my first StitchFix today. If this box contains a navy-blue cardigan with suede elbow patches than the singularity is nigh. https://t.co…
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Apr 27, 2019 1:26 AM
RT @karaswisher: For realz, I did not expect this. https://t.co/PyqpvWpK3u
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Apr 27, 2019 12:17 AM
RT @GaryParrishCBS: Tony Bennett has announced that Virginia's national championship men’s basketball team has declined an invitation to vi…
Apr 26, 2019 11:36 PM
RT @VallieBrownD5: Unfortunately, we’ve been told that Muni subway service is still down. While Muni is working hard to be back up by the P…
Apr 26, 2019 11:33 PM
RT @jfinlayson: Three-quarters of men in top 1% of earners have at-home spouse. Just a quarter of women in top 1% of earners do. Dual-earne…
Apr 26, 2019 10:01 PM
@sxywu Maybe try MacBeath? They have locations in both SF and Oakland.
Apr 26, 2019 4:43 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: Another day, another Muni meltdown: #SFMuni subway service suffers downtown meltdown Friday morning https://t.co/JQkg…
Apr 26, 2019 3:10 AM
RT @cabel: Holy smokes — Twitter Data Export has been massively upgraded. In January I exported my data: 42MB. Today, I get a 3.03GB (!!!)…
Apr 26, 2019 1:58 AM
@CGregoryBrown Not really.
Apr 25, 2019 11:48 PM
RT @FitzTheReporter: BREAKING: #SFMuni service crippled citywide this week as drivers refuse to work on their days off The union cited con…
Apr 25, 2019 11:37 PM
RT @Pinboard: Pinboard runs out of two geographically distant data centers, to make sure that the service is vulnerable to both earthquakes…
Apr 25, 2019 7:59 PM
#BYKTWD https://t.co/1jBbSS8l6A
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Apr 25, 2019 7:51 PM
Jawbreaker's "24 Hour Revenge Therapy". https://t.co/acoK6fHrPf
Apr 25, 2019 6:22 PM
Trains not stopping at Civic Center? #GetOnBoard https://t.co/hf0HSSskZS
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Apr 25, 2019 2:56 PM
RT @colmmacc: Does anyone else feel that they basically lucked into a high paying career because their interests randomly aligned with scar…
Apr 25, 2019 1:25 PM
RT @gillyarcht: Helicopters 🚁 over Bayview at 6am, not sure why, and there’s so much mist, can’t tell if I’m seeing wisps of smoke https://…
Apr 25, 2019 12:35 PM
@realDonaldTrump Why do you and "many others" believe the investigation was "illegal"?
Apr 25, 2019 3:19 AM
@thinkingfish @JeremyDK @st5are @mikecvet OK, seems like the cold medicine is kicking in. Goodnight folks!
Apr 25, 2019 3:18 AM
@thinkingfish @JeremyDK @st5are @mikecvet That’s why the lights are so goddamn bright on those floors. Keeps the souls from migrating, like…
Apr 25, 2019 3:14 AM
@thinkingfish @JeremyDK @st5are @mikecvet The new antechambers on 7 & 8 are full of manager souls. They are purgatorial vessels, eternal wa…
Apr 25, 2019 3:11 AM
@st5are @thinkingfish @mikecvet *gazes out the window while sighing with existential dread*
Apr 25, 2019 3:09 AM
@st5are @thinkingfish @mikecvet Well, you *are* a manager, so we already know, all to well, what has happened to your soul.
Apr 25, 2019 3:06 AM
@slyphon #TeamPutABirdOnIt 🙌🏻
Apr 25, 2019 2:52 AM
Frank Black's "Teenager of the Year". https://t.co/acoK6fHrPf
Apr 25, 2019 2:51 AM
Steely Dan's "Can't Buy a Thrill". https://t.co/acoK6fHrPf
Apr 25, 2019 2:43 AM
And people say I'm hard to shop for. https://t.co/v5tUlR5Pg9
Apr 25, 2019 2:37 AM
RT @firepile: Has anyone run a philosophy class focused around @nbcthegoodplace yet? I'm designing my Intro class for Fall around the show…
Apr 25, 2019 2:29 AM
RT @igb: What idiot called it FUSE instead of "those that, at a distance, resemble files".
Apr 25, 2019 2:28 AM
RT @stuhood: My team and org in @TwitterEng are looking for software engineers with distributed systems, build tooling, mobile, and IDE exp…
Apr 25, 2019 2:16 AM
RT @dontusethiscode: Can we talk about designating an LTS version of Python? This would help corporate users (who are on delayed upgrade c…
Apr 24, 2019 9:02 PM
@joep @srw The return of the Twoffice Shitter? 🤔💩🚿
Apr 24, 2019 8:07 PM
RT @colegleason: Right-turn-on-red should be banned in pedestrian or bike-heavy areas. Or maybe everywhere just for consistency. https://t.…
Apr 24, 2019 7:45 PM
@thinkingfish @mikecvet There’s gotta be a study on the correlation between empathy and laptop sticker-orientation somewhere out there.
Apr 24, 2019 7:44 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Do the bit about the dogs again.
Apr 24, 2019 6:30 PM
I mean, a dog, any type of dog, could do a better job of being President than this guy. https://t.co/7tPmRDYjIC
Apr 24, 2019 4:38 PM
@taylorleese This is the light-rail public transit content I crave. #MUNI
Apr 24, 2019 1:17 PM
@jayholler Let’s do this!
Apr 24, 2019 5:10 AM
@mistermocha @jianhangg A canary build of Twitter JDK 11 is already available for the courageous. Just ask @umatweep.
Apr 24, 2019 1:33 AM
Hey @SFBART, the lower (concourse) doors of the 16th & Mission street elevator keep jamming. /cc: @BevanDufty
Apr 23, 2019 5:37 PM
The newly locked/uni-directional gate at EMB is a regression in accessibility. /cc: @SFBART @lateefahsimon @JaniceForBART @BevanDufty
Apr 23, 2019 4:09 PM
@BevanDufty @sundaytakesbart @SFBART @lateefahsimon @JaniceForBART Did this call ever take place?
Apr 23, 2019 4:01 PM
@AliciaTrost @RebeccaForBART @woolie @cta Sounds like @SFBART needs a new security committee. 🤔
Apr 23, 2019 3:29 AM
@guypbenson Yes and yes.
Apr 23, 2019 1:24 AM
Everyone is Rodney Mullen these days. https://t.co/h7VyuOw8qu
Apr 22, 2019 7:21 PM
@DrockSands That's too bad. It's very a popular sport here in America.
Apr 22, 2019 7:08 PM
@DrockSands Then...why so many basketball emojis? It sure seems like you really dig basketball. Which is cool.
Apr 22, 2019 7:04 PM
@DrockSands You hashtag and emoji usage is...unconventional. Are you a basketball fan or something?
Apr 22, 2019 5:57 PM
RT @srw: Happy Earth Day. https://t.co/AmfHL9vnfl
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Apr 22, 2019 5:08 PM
@philipaklein I dunno, Phil. The ultra-rich have a lot of money. Let's give it a shot and see what happens.
Apr 22, 2019 4:59 PM
RT @aengelbro: Actor: what's my motivation Joe Armstrong: you want to process this queue of messages
Apr 22, 2019 3:52 PM
@davidjrusek Nah, writing is just incredibly energy/time consuming and difficult.
Apr 22, 2019 2:56 PM
Your founders are writing checks & balances your legislative body can’t cash.
Apr 22, 2019 2:52 PM
RT @melvillehouse: If you're in DUMBO today keep an eye out for The Climate Report! We've scattered free copies throughout the neighborhood…
Apr 22, 2019 2:51 PM
RT @abigaildisney: Let me very clear. I like Bob Iger. I do NOT speak for my family but only for myself. Other than owning shares (not that…
Apr 21, 2019 11:34 PM
@mikeindustries alert("here!");
Apr 21, 2019 11:20 PM
@dschonbe Sign them up for Twitter. Every DAU counts.
Apr 21, 2019 11:13 PM
@kdspaul @slyphon TIL: "squid" https://t.co/OJSssfY4bl
Apr 21, 2019 10:30 PM
We witnessed this incredibly dumb but very impressive stunt on the Bay Bridge coming back into town this afternoon. https://t.co/JwEDILhxtJ
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Apr 21, 2019 6:28 PM
@heyjoshua Ok, now do Erlang.
Apr 21, 2019 5:40 PM
TIL: when charging the kid’s iPad on the car’s USB plug, audio can only play on the car stereo. 350mi. of My Little Pony audiobooks to go!
Apr 21, 2019 4:29 AM
RT @migueldeicaza: Employee hack: if you are a Democrat that contributes to an employer PAC, stop doing it. Your Republican coworker contr…
Apr 21, 2019 4:28 AM
RT @CavinCreations: New mechanical lenses for my miles mask! https://t.co/RpYtpBp3PS
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Apr 21, 2019 4:16 AM
@amdev https://t.co/DbPdLRXE0H
Apr 21, 2019 4:11 AM
RT @nateberkopec: #rubykaigi has confirmed it for me: if you think nothing interesting is happening in Ruby, you’re just not paying attenti…
Apr 21, 2019 2:59 AM
Fireworks from #Coachella echoing in the distance as we pack for a long drive back to SF early tomorrow AM. https://t.co/Tdo8iYWNWh
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Apr 21, 2019 1:54 AM
@djpardis https://t.co/B3ImQNGGLr
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Apr 20, 2019 9:45 PM
@DanScavino You desire to place yourself in history as someone close to the President will be your undoing.
Apr 20, 2019 2:32 PM
RIP @joeerl. :-( #erlang
Apr 20, 2019 2:31 PM
RT @FrancescoC: It is with great sadness that I share news of Joe Armstrong's passing away earlier today. Whilst he may no longer be with u…
Apr 20, 2019 12:24 PM
RT @posco: After repeated encouragement from @christhalinger and @flaviowbrasil I downloaded graal and ran some scala benchmarks. Immediate…
Apr 20, 2019 2:48 AM
@tmbg This actually some really great music. Enjoy!
Apr 19, 2019 9:06 PM
RT @CoryBooker: The Trump administration posted an unsearchable pdf of the Mueller report so it would be harder for you to read. We made i…
Apr 19, 2019 8:58 PM
The other jackboot drops. Amazing and terrible that these are the words and threats of a sitting US President. https://t.co/PaRffRqzQN
Apr 19, 2019 8:34 PM
@Twitter I think you are missing the point of why most of us Tweet.
Apr 19, 2019 2:25 PM
RT @rands: I found two identical packs of Skittles, among 468 packs with a total of 27,740 Skittles: https://t.co/h7lXi3ENmR
Apr 19, 2019 2:17 PM
@davidhillgm /cc: @fnnch
Apr 19, 2019 1:57 PM
That or he and/or @Scavino45 don’t understand how ellipses work.
Apr 19, 2019 1:57 PM
It’s been an hour since he sent this dignified, Presidential Tweet. I’m guessing an aide or lawyer wrestled the phone out of his hands. htt…
Apr 19, 2019 6:00 AM
RT @caitiedelaney: What I say: I’m fine What I mean: my life’s sole purpose is seeking justice for Alan Silvestri’s 1984 score to Romancin…
Apr 19, 2019 3:54 AM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/45eKL3PNBS
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Apr 19, 2019 12:39 AM
@SuterMelanie @DanScavino I’m sorry, but the report hardly rules out obstruction. Ultimately this determination will be made by Congress, n…
Apr 19, 2019 12:38 AM
@DidinaBebeselea @DanScavino Well, for one I understand how to use ellipses correctly.
Apr 18, 2019 11:59 PM
@DanScavino Hey buddy, vis-à-vis obstruction that’s not exactly what the report says.
Apr 18, 2019 8:13 PM
@priest_cliff @DanScavino Seeking to obstruct an independent investigation by abusing the power of the executive branch actively harms our …
Apr 18, 2019 8:00 PM
@DanScavino Dan, you folks don't really come off looking smart, ethical, or acting in our country's best interests, so maybe chill with the…
Apr 18, 2019 7:51 PM
@BevanDufty @sundaytakesbart @SFBART @lateefahsimon @JaniceForBART Any update from this morning's call?
Apr 18, 2019 5:20 PM
@networkjanitor @enbnt TIL
Apr 18, 2019 5:19 PM
@enbnt @networkjanitor I don’t understand the fretting (fretwork? frets?) on this thing. https://t.co/zihzss94Id
Apr 18, 2019 4:54 PM
Congrats to @micheal and all the other folks at @Pinterest on today's IPO! $PINS
Apr 18, 2019 2:53 PM
@BevanDufty @sundaytakesbart @SFBART As Sunday mentions in the thread, the station in question is Embarcadero.
Apr 18, 2019 2:25 PM
@DanScavino 🤔 https://t.co/bMQG96RvRT
Apr 18, 2019 1:44 PM
RT @joshgerstein: BREAKING: Mueller report examines 10 episodes of potential obstruction by Trump. Barr says he and Rosenstein 'disagreed w…
Apr 18, 2019 9:53 AM
RT @chrisarvinsf: wow. new trains pulled off all lines except the J. can nothing we do go smoothly? 😭 https://t.co/MoTAegjwnb
Apr 18, 2019 5:11 AM
@mwichary All the President's Men?
Apr 18, 2019 3:56 AM
RT @AstroKatie: @MontereyAq @darth i just wanted to mention monterey bay aquarium and darth most humans breathe through one nostril at a ti…
Apr 18, 2019 3:07 AM
RT @RepAdamSchiff: Just been informed by DOJ that we’ll receive Mueller’s report only after Barr gives a press conference. Once again, Ba…
Apr 18, 2019 3:05 AM
RT @MontereyAq: Sperm whales only breathe through their left nostril... Anyway, what were we talking about?
Apr 18, 2019 3:02 AM
RT @jonbmetz: Fucking rethinking my thoughts and Ye. His designs are goddamn genius. https://t.co/PUUBXR51G3
Apr 18, 2019 2:42 AM
RT @vrushalivc: In case you missed the live session at Google Next 19, here is the recording on YouTube : https://t.co/tCRx7GlYU4 https://t…
Apr 17, 2019 11:55 PM
Hey @MLBStats & @MLB, Jeremy has a point. Well, actually a number of good points. Read the thread. thanks https://t.co/aeOsqNmPEJ
Apr 17, 2019 11:26 PM
RT @goldman: It’s like the most solid tick tock these people have ever produced. They had a whole interagency comms planning sesh. https://…
Apr 17, 2019 9:22 PM
@SFBART @lateefahsimon ...if you are in a wheelchair, carrying a bike, pushing a stroller, etc.
Apr 17, 2019 9:21 PM
@SFBART @lateefahsimon To repeat Sunday's original point, at Embarcadero you can't pay for your fare on exit without using the emergency ga…
Apr 17, 2019 8:38 PM
@sundaytakesbart @SFBART (also folks with strollers)
Apr 17, 2019 7:20 PM
Be sure to attend tonight's @sfelc_ event to hear from @pgarg, @preeti06, @ritubhargava, @clairejlew and other engineering leaders! https:/…
Apr 17, 2019 4:16 PM
@SlackHQ Do I look like someone who pays attention to statuses, custom or otherwise?
Apr 17, 2019 4:14 PM
@Zeke_Cao @SlackHQ For direct messages, indeed!
Apr 17, 2019 4:05 PM
Hey, is there a @SlackHQ OOO setting?
Apr 17, 2019 4:03 PM
@joep @Todd_Segal @srw I for one welcome our new murderous trash-panda overlords.
Apr 17, 2019 3:05 PM
@Todd_Segal Team JIT GC
Apr 17, 2019 11:31 AM
@Zeke_Cao We are in Palm Desert this week, so roads aren’t really subject to snowplows or large temp swings. Very few potholes.
Apr 17, 2019 11:28 AM
@Zeke_Cao As for the how the cup was nestled between the crossbar and the rail, with the roof box an inch or so away. But ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apr 17, 2019 11:27 AM
@Zeke_Cao Top speed was probably 60mph. But def went over speedbumps (at low 5-10mph speeds).
Apr 17, 2019 3:18 AM
@laebshade Melange. https://t.co/jQvospaRhd
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Apr 17, 2019 3:15 AM
@laebshade Also, no rain down here in the desert.
Apr 17, 2019 3:14 AM
@laebshade #OneTeam
Apr 17, 2019 1:30 AM
@jmoskol But it does! Sort of. It’s bottom curve allows it to rest somewhat stably in the front cup holder!
Apr 17, 2019 1:29 AM
@laebshade https://t.co/HfqmMF9g2Z
Apr 16, 2019 7:57 PM
Just discovered I’ve been driving around town for the last three days with my coffee mug on top of the car. #LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/…
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Apr 16, 2019 3:58 PM
RT @firepile: I haven't taught my "Artificial Intelligence in Fact and Fiction" course in several years, so it's due for an update so I can…
Apr 16, 2019 1:24 PM
Saw this thing cruising down I-5 the other day. Seems relevant to @aspen’s interests. #4XFUNK https://t.co/X1CWbx5e9x
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Apr 16, 2019 3:49 AM
@Sharat_Chander What?!
Apr 16, 2019 3:49 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: Think that was a flagrant foul but also Durant and Harrell are best friends now. #GoDubs
Apr 16, 2019 3:45 AM
@randomtweetor @simonstalenhag @PrimeVideo Would have been cooler if that surfer had made the wave.
Apr 16, 2019 3:38 AM
It’d be cool to have ML-driven facial-recognition tech for our TVs to identify VCs sitting courtside at @warriors games.
Apr 16, 2019 3:20 AM
@NegatedVoid @bgingold Is it written in Erlang by any chance? If so I accept PRs at my ErlFowl repo.
Apr 16, 2019 12:21 AM
@isaach Welcome to XP TOWN!
Apr 16, 2019 12:19 AM
@isaach WNT POX
Apr 15, 2019 11:05 PM
@NegatedVoid Ok, it’s decided then. #Hackweek2019 I’ll be working on KerberOwl
Apr 15, 2019 11:01 PM
@zmanji @wickman Atom by atom, molecule by molecule, cell by cell, we are all being replaced, Zameer.
Apr 15, 2019 10:59 PM
@wickman I mean ElfOwl is pretty much an analog of SAML POST. So sort of? Except for the whole turnkey thing.
Apr 15, 2019 10:15 PM
ElfOwl > Okta
Apr 15, 2019 9:54 PM
@kdspaul @gphat ahem...*pappy* medium
Apr 15, 2019 9:03 PM
RT @mrp: What to START and STOP Doing When Moving to a New Level (via @sfelc_) Panelists: @pgarg @DocuSign @edawerd @GustoHQ @ritubhargav…
Apr 15, 2019 6:55 PM
RT @NPRinskeep: It’s striking how much this, like an earlier tweet about Boeing’s PR moves, resembles the idle musings of a guy watching TV…
Apr 15, 2019 6:55 PM
One advantage of running with a stroller is you can take your DSLR along with you.
Apr 15, 2019 4:22 PM
@msilver @n8foo #Hardware Engineering 🤦🏼♀️
Apr 15, 2019 4:12 PM
I did find a minute, in between the screaming and running, to take this photo of a Western bluebird. https://t.co/2uNb4jEDVc
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Apr 15, 2019 4:12 PM
Current taking-the-baby-for-a-run-but-forgot-to-take-her-pacifier-with-me status. The crying makes you run faster. https://t.co/1nEVmHXtEE
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Apr 15, 2019 2:41 PM
RT @akokitamura: Slang Japanese words for #Twitter 呟く (tsubuyaku) to tweet *呟く’s original meaning is ‘to mumble’ リムる (rimuru) to unfollow…
Apr 15, 2019 1:54 PM
RT @bridgetkromhout: Hey, Twin Cities! Asking for a friend (no, this is not for me) - which local organizations do you recommend that are h…
Apr 15, 2019 11:03 AM
An early (c. 1960) post-nuclear-holocaust take by Leiber. He prefigures Vinge’s "The Peace War"/"The Ungoverned" American nation-states. ht…
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Apr 15, 2019 3:11 AM
@adam_messinger A cultural institution. I buy every book I buy there.
Apr 14, 2019 6:38 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/nWaYdyDpld
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Apr 14, 2019 6:24 PM
If Woods wins this thing prepare yourself for some drunken @Scavino45 / @realDonaldTrump tweets.
Apr 14, 2019 6:07 PM
What idiot called it "the prosperity gospel" instead of "trickle-down ecumenics"?
Apr 14, 2019 3:59 PM
@tonyhawk Though that crafty deception was probably more effective back in the late 80s & early 90s.
Apr 14, 2019 3:57 PM
@tonyhawk Love this. Especially because a million teenagers have told cops that their name was "Tony Hawk" when getting a skateboarding tic…
Apr 14, 2019 3:50 PM
RT @tonyhawk: At rental car agency, can’t find my name on the monitor to find my car, go inside & wait in line. Finally get to the front, a…
Apr 14, 2019 3:25 PM
Current taking-the-baby-for-a-run status. https://t.co/HjnLTz9rLd
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Apr 14, 2019 2:21 PM
@daisydyerxyz Thanks for sharing! Sketchy stuff.
Apr 14, 2019 3:13 AM
RT @polotek: I don't think I'd be as hard on Pelosi if the House didn't have such a critical job to do right now. Ousting Trump, climate ch…
Apr 14, 2019 3:12 AM
RT @polotek: I keep catching hell for trying to tell people about Pelosi. She's a great politician. She has done some good things with her…
Apr 14, 2019 1:52 AM
@Zeke_Cao No idea. Pretty sure this is a #Coachella thing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Apr 14, 2019 12:54 AM
Current Kernel & Operating Systems team skywriting-status. #KaOS https://t.co/FZrvuogFyN
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Apr 13, 2019 2:26 PM
@brianwfrank Counterpoint: if you can’t use your kids as props in social-media japes then why even have children?
Apr 13, 2019 2:11 AM
@realDonaldTrump Hey @DanScavino/@Scavino45, you are a racist hack and a hate-mongering jerk. Shame on you.
Apr 12, 2019 8:43 PM
RT @jaketapper: BREAKING: In Calexico, CA last week, where POTUS told border agents to block asylum-seekers from entering the US contrary t…
Apr 12, 2019 7:20 PM
@TheFrankIsola I’d be stoked if he announces that the real reason he left the @Lakers is so he could tweet freely.
Apr 12, 2019 2:09 PM
RT @FedeItaliano76: Paintings by John Brosio (b. 1967) https://t.co/emAtsjhtLg https://t.co/PFWc9mDFq3
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Apr 12, 2019 3:06 AM
@EachTweetCounts Oh. Hey. What's up?
Apr 12, 2019 2:32 AM
RT @oopswhoops69: This is Katie Bouman. She’s the person responsible for the first ever image of a black hole. Let’s make sure she gets the…
Apr 11, 2019 11:40 PM
RT @obra: 6 hours later, I have replaced my 15 line perl script with a 500 meg Docker image and a few hundred lines of python. It works alm…
Apr 11, 2019 5:18 PM
@Sharat_Chander It's like she's saying "I can't go on. I'll go on."
Apr 11, 2019 5:12 PM
It’s never too early to teach your kids that our absurd existence is a pointless struggle, devoid of meaning. https://t.co/JuDykg9b3U
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Apr 11, 2019 2:29 PM
RT @materialist_jew: Which reminds me that I've long thought the left should try to steal the old Paul Ryan "taxes on a postcard" thing but…
Apr 11, 2019 1:37 PM
RT @rickhanlonii: Normal heart rate ⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\ __ / \ __/\__ / \ _ \/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/ Hey do you have a sec... ⠀…
Apr 11, 2019 4:09 AM
@lisaphillips @nkjemisin Also, I read "The Idiot" by @BananaKarenina about a year ago and it was an easy fave.
Apr 11, 2019 4:06 AM
@lisaphillips Anything by @nkjemisin.
Apr 11, 2019 2:57 AM
RT @abs6c: @SFBART 19th street street elevator needs cleaning https://t.co/ovrfUTejEF
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Apr 11, 2019 2:11 AM
First legit soccer practice this PM. Shout out to @tylermfields for setting an awesome example & @soozinbird for the meta-coach pointers.
Apr 10, 2019 8:11 PM
RT @joeerl: Should also add that all significant energy gains in the last 50 odd years are result of new hardware NOT software. https://t.c…
Apr 10, 2019 8:08 PM
RT @royalsociety: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Herefordshire wgah'nagl fhtagn." Scientists have described a new species of fossil echinoderm…
Apr 10, 2019 4:59 PM
Cowards. https://t.co/6s8kOEdSGw
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Apr 10, 2019 4:58 PM
Just another day at the office, seamlessly sharing information and collaborating with my co-workers. https://t.co/kokXMv4nR3
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Apr 10, 2019 2:20 PM
@slyphon @robmalchow Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Shitlord Tenderloin wgah’nagl fhtagn.
Apr 10, 2019 6:15 AM
@realDonaldTrump JFC, @DanScavino, you are incredibly bad at your job. Also, for the record, you are a racist.
Apr 10, 2019 4:34 AM
RT @Soengle: Bro do you even Rift https://t.co/355EpKO2fP
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Apr 10, 2019 2:44 AM
@jayholler @instapaper A weird album full of minor keys that I remember listening to at a very specific time and place in my life.
Apr 10, 2019 2:27 AM
RT @vermontgmg: The extent to which all Americans suffer an annual cost in time and money to protect the monopolies of TurboTax and H&R Blo…
Apr 10, 2019 1:52 AM
RT @QuinnyPig: "We're focusing on spending more time talking to customers." I think the stronger phrasing there would have been "listening…
Apr 10, 2019 1:49 AM
@Ramin_DK @drivebilova Not sure if you are still there but paging @jvreeland26 ☝🏻
Apr 10, 2019 1:38 AM
RT @iamdevloper: Everybody has a plan until they deploy to production.
Apr 10, 2019 12:56 AM
RT @EFF: Dream job alert! We’re looking for a passionate and knowledgeable expert on digital rights policies around the world, with a focus…
Apr 9, 2019 10:53 PM
On today’s walking 1:1 @robmalchow and I found a portal to a non-Euclidean nightmare corpse-city redolent of dimensions apart from ours. ht…
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Apr 9, 2019 10:34 PM
@jef_poskanzer Brain candy.
Apr 9, 2019 7:47 PM
@jmpspn @chadwickh https://t.co/LwmALKPyFk
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Apr 9, 2019 7:15 PM
.@mattbytes and Twitter’s Hardware Engineering team are doing some really amazing stuff at the lowest level of our stack. https://t.co/pVsy…
Apr 9, 2019 4:55 PM
RT @ysr1729: @firepile @heyjoshua @igb In English, without italicization, these would work: "I am a performant of (the act of) fasting," or…
Apr 9, 2019 4:36 PM
"But Dorsey says he needs to be 'performant' and 'clear' to effectively run two companies." /cc: @ysr1729. https://t.co/iKhGEwnd7q
Apr 9, 2019 2:08 PM
RT @malynRecruits: How Twitter Shrunk Its Hadoop Clusters and Their Energy Consumption https://t.co/iRiFYHMUlm
Apr 9, 2019 3:49 AM
RT @MrYellovich: I can't stop watching this. https://t.co/rNEPmSmbfL
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Apr 9, 2019 3:30 AM
This thread is extremely relevant to @jhamlett’s interests. https://t.co/wHpFkYHli2
Apr 9, 2019 3:20 AM
RT @headinthebox: More awesome work from my team to use ML to make developers more productive https://t.co/RR5dBKa39u (full paper here htt…
Apr 9, 2019 3:06 AM
RT @WarehamDean: City Lights Books this Thursday 7pm I’ll be in San Francisco talking Bob Dylan with Timothy Hampton https://t.co/QaYYkBCk…
Apr 9, 2019 2:27 AM
@mathowie @doctorow https://t.co/jBMunrNj5K
Apr 9, 2019 2:19 AM
RT @stereogum: Veteran character actor and Oscar nominee Seymour Cassel died today. He's responsible for giving Guns N' Roses guitarist Sla…
Apr 9, 2019 2:16 AM
RT @mattdpearce: OMG — did Nunes’ counsel do a Twitter keyword search for this reporter’s tweet and then accuse her of bolding the words on…
Apr 9, 2019 1:54 AM
@slyphon I know some folks...
Apr 9, 2019 12:56 AM
This is currently the situation at 16th & Mission. /cc: @BevanDufty https://t.co/unGy8uHe5e
Apr 9, 2019 12:53 AM
RT @igb: #BART etiquette pro-tip: if you don’t need to use an ADA gate, don’t.
Apr 9, 2019 12:21 AM
☔️ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #CAwx
Apr 8, 2019 8:03 PM
RT @asulkina: Want to work on large scale distributed systems and APIs? Twitter Core Services is #hiring Software Engineers & Managers in S…
Apr 8, 2019 7:35 PM
RT @mkheck: Bringing the success of the Oracle Cloud to Google... 😏 "Google Cloud CEO Thomas Kurian will borrow Oracle strategies" https:/…
Apr 8, 2019 6:26 PM
@egd Excellent subtrolling via your use of KebabCase.
Apr 8, 2019 5:27 PM
I have a legit reason to create Sankey/alluvial diagrams for a project at work and I am very excited.
Apr 8, 2019 5:11 PM
RT @igb: I ♡ OKRs
Apr 8, 2019 4:53 PM
@arrdem @sengstrom https://t.co/QGgNj0Y2dK
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Apr 8, 2019 4:47 PM
@marabou Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
Apr 8, 2019 4:47 PM
@arrdem Have you tried booking two-hour slots?
Apr 8, 2019 4:26 PM
RT @igb: The only thing worse than a meeting that's too long is a meeting that's too short.
Apr 8, 2019 4:23 PM
Nice job @christhalinger! #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/f3prOR2FCW
Apr 8, 2019 2:28 PM
RT @tomgauld: for yesterday’s @guardianreview https://t.co/AP9GR9wntV
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Apr 8, 2019 4:28 AM
Our Country is FULL of ancient lands, and your storied pomp!
Apr 8, 2019 4:05 AM
RT @srw: I realize I say “No worries” quite a bit at work, but I’m actually pretty worried much of the time 🤣
Apr 8, 2019 4:01 AM
/cc: @fvrojas https://t.co/Q9vTeq0kW5
Apr 8, 2019 1:10 AM
"Our Country is FULL!" - The New Colossal Lie https://t.co/L0f0BFmeLU
Apr 7, 2019 11:56 PM
@SonjaTrauss @TommSciortino House finch, I think.
Apr 7, 2019 10:54 PM
.@DanScavino is too dumb to pass a CAPTCHA so I’m guessing all his racist "chain migration" garbage comes from his "buddy" Stephen Miller. …
Apr 7, 2019 10:41 PM
@ning_sf In the unlikely event that any of us can help you stateside let us know!
Apr 7, 2019 10:41 PM
@ning_sf Oh no!
Apr 7, 2019 10:27 PM
RT @shanselman: XML: Structured txt format with rich schema validation supoort. Cool. JSON: Nah, angle brackets are stressful. Curly brac…
Apr 7, 2019 10:20 PM
RT @Techpointdotng: Meet Babatunde Fashola, a Nigerian software engineer that works at the Twitter HQ in Silicon Valley https://t.co/jx91nY…
Apr 7, 2019 8:25 PM
@kpk @UniqloUSA Think it’s part of their KAWS collaboration.
Apr 7, 2019 8:17 PM
RT @GabrielG439: @posco I think of capitalism like the "paperclip maximizer" thought experiment from AI. If you give it the wrong objectiv…
Apr 7, 2019 4:53 PM
@Todd_Segal https://t.co/bi4Aq7zpcO
Apr 7, 2019 4:42 PM
The only thing worse than a meeting that's too long is a meeting that's too short.
Apr 7, 2019 4:18 AM
@secretasianman https://t.co/LOkN2Cb9z1
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Apr 7, 2019 4:13 AM
RT @haymarketbooks: “We live in capitalism, its power seems inescapable – but then, so did the divine right of kings.” –Ursula K. Le Guin h…
Apr 7, 2019 4:11 AM
@DjtZulu @Scavino45 @GOPLeader I’m not sure I follow, товарищ. How do you figure that?
Apr 7, 2019 3:18 AM
@Scavino45 @GOPLeader So great you are no longer in California.
Apr 6, 2019 9:13 PM
@sriramk @stevesi @benedictevans Many times, I'd think. Check out the @Disney Family Museum over in the presidio for many of the "reboots".
Apr 6, 2019 8:43 PM
@heyjoshua @firepile she was somewhat impressed to hear that @heymathison was named after the book’s author.
Apr 6, 2019 8:41 PM
Aahna sometimes picks up random books from our shelves and pretends to read them while making up her own stories. https://t.co/ppEeOoNqqp
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Apr 6, 2019 8:35 PM
@realDonaldTrump "Treasonous acts"? You are, at present, clearly a danger to our democracy.
Apr 6, 2019 7:44 PM
RT @sramji: What internship advice would you give a Computer Engineering major who wants a career in Embedded Linux? This is not my area…
Apr 6, 2019 2:20 PM
@doctorow 😬 https://t.co/6ZPvmcaEwV
Apr 6, 2019 4:21 AM
RT @DuneQuoteBot: What do you despise? By this are you truly known.
Apr 6, 2019 3:16 AM
RT @MontereyAq: sub tweet _________|°|_ \__/￣￣￣￣ \ 💛 ~~ || — 🔵 🔵 🔵 ) 🦑 /￣\_________ /…
Apr 5, 2019 11:15 PM
@arrdem Sadly work has nicer furniture than my place.
Apr 5, 2019 9:03 PM
1 month ago: "We have shut down the system that measures X and Y for everything." Today: "We need to find a way to measure X and Y!"
Apr 5, 2019 3:10 PM
@laebshade @synecadelic @davidjrusek @javawithjiva @gibsonguitar (See also the atoms, molecules, and cells of our corporeal forms.)
Apr 5, 2019 2:59 PM
@wickman @bd It’s also Starbucks Pike’s Place™ and it’s perfect. It is the rest of you who are wrong.
Apr 5, 2019 2:09 PM
Better living through Chemextry. https://t.co/zQoS9p5iaj
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Apr 5, 2019 4:46 AM
@slyphon @jmpspn @deem ...because it was "a bridge over (the) Hudson, get it?
Apr 5, 2019 4:44 AM
@slyphon @jmpspn I mean, if you are building a CI system then FFS why do you need a custom UI system?
Apr 5, 2019 4:44 AM
@slyphon @jmpspn The biggest issues was "Stapler". The UI framework.
Apr 5, 2019 4:43 AM
@slyphon @jmpspn The guy behind it was pretty bright, but IMO the biggest issue was it reinvented *everything* from scratch.
Apr 5, 2019 4:41 AM
@slyphon @jmpspn @deem I called it TappanZee. ;-)
Apr 5, 2019 4:40 AM
@slyphon @jmpspn At @deem (previously Rearden Commerce) I replaced our Hudson system with a bespoke Erlang & ActiveMQ system.
Apr 5, 2019 2:58 AM
@slyphon @jmpspn The one piece of commodity infrastructure I do support NIH'ing is the CI loop. Time to advance the state of that particula…
Apr 5, 2019 2:53 AM
@wholemilklatte @SFBART I've noticed this as well. Used to be a simple "OK" IIRC.
Apr 5, 2019 2:10 AM
RT @mccv: I have no horse in this race anymore but this is... odd. Great job @tetrateio on getting that level of legitimacy added to a conf…
Apr 5, 2019 12:21 AM
@javawithjiva @synecadelic Nope! That floor doesn’t even exist anymore!
Apr 5, 2019 12:09 AM
#LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/fpSu9tIvCk
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Apr 4, 2019 5:06 PM
@javawithjiva @davidjrusek Oh yeah! Much better now. synchronized(this) { Thread.sleep(5000); }
Apr 4, 2019 2:37 PM
@jayholler @jmpspn The jank is what makes it all work. :-)
Apr 4, 2019 1:54 PM
@jmpspn Theory: the jankyness of a system is the sum of the jankyness of all the systems it has dependencies on.
Apr 4, 2019 1:46 PM
That "atheists/foxholes" quote but with "software craftsmanship/deadlines".
Apr 4, 2019 1:31 PM
"Worse is better...", I whisper to myself, adding yet another Thread.sleep(5000) statement to my code. "...worse is better."
Apr 4, 2019 5:05 AM
@arrdem I’d take 1) less data and 2) a non-equivalent search interface if I could get 3) consistent authN behavior from it’s REST API
Apr 4, 2019 4:59 AM
Fuck Splunk.
Apr 4, 2019 3:58 AM
@herval @dordogh Lat's grab a beer and some coffee at some point.
Apr 4, 2019 3:57 AM
@herval @dordogh No need to do it synchronously on Twitter though.
Apr 4, 2019 3:56 AM
@herval @dordogh I'm genuinely interested in hearing your critique of present-day Twitter's fine-grained micro service model.
Apr 4, 2019 3:50 AM
@herval @dordogh Really? It's better than this IMO. https://t.co/EoqcmyhAfd
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Apr 4, 2019 3:42 AM
@herval @dordogh Why do you hate it? Seems like a decent way to visualize complex service interactions.
Apr 4, 2019 3:20 AM
@Sheep2Wolves @DanScavino https://t.co/eAxuGmB4Yn
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Apr 4, 2019 3:18 AM
@Hoglitosis @DanScavino https://t.co/aCcLYYgSEb
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Apr 4, 2019 2:51 AM
@j_grand 🙏
Apr 4, 2019 2:07 AM
@DanScavino https://t.co/30LFqV6CEd
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Apr 3, 2019 9:29 PM
@robilad @javawithjiva Thanks!!!
Apr 3, 2019 9:29 PM
@robilad @javawithjiva I’ll pass that along to our product folks. Any chance that OpenJDK contributors heatmap is available elsewhere?
Apr 3, 2019 5:18 PM
@javawithjiva @robilad oh no, the it looks like the tweet has been deleted
Apr 3, 2019 11:59 AM
10 BEEP https://t.co/0RGr9lryzQ
Apr 3, 2019 3:55 AM
@roxstar10 https://t.co/A540gN50Ss
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Apr 3, 2019 3:50 AM
@boo https://t.co/2rlu1gZJ0W
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Apr 3, 2019 3:43 AM
@egd ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ was the weekly Foundational Platform Services manager meeting. /cc: @pragashjj
Apr 3, 2019 3:25 AM
@boo Heraclitus’s paraphrase.
Apr 3, 2019 3:23 AM
RT @oneunderscore__: Great face, great name, great beard, great vibe. https://t.co/t38YgaAOHa
Apr 3, 2019 3:21 AM
@krismerrill @jayholler @zkiehl Same.
Apr 3, 2019 2:55 AM
@Holger Danke schön.
Apr 3, 2019 2:53 AM
@marsanfra @pgarg @AahnaBrown @RadhikaBrown Moi aussi, mon ami. Moi aussi.
Apr 2, 2019 11:44 PM
RT @benadida: 6yo, screaming and exasperated: "I wrote the program *perfectly* with *zero* mistakes, and the computer is doing it *wrong*!"…
Apr 2, 2019 10:53 PM
@44 Foggy. Cold. Windy. BTW, congrats on the new gig!
Apr 2, 2019 10:41 PM
I celebrated my 44th birthday this morning by catching a few waves in front of the most beautiful Taco Bell in the world. https://t.co/LPE0…
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Apr 2, 2019 3:41 PM
@vinucharanya If only!
Apr 2, 2019 1:34 PM
@fvrojas Happy Birthday! https://t.co/kfF5PcUHN3
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Apr 2, 2019 6:07 AM
@amdev Some good news regarding our relevance/irrelevance! https://t.co/7AY7JxXq7F
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Apr 2, 2019 4:12 AM
RT @OurCity_AllHome: Today @Jack & I are proud to announce we are teaming up to donate 1/2 of our personal wealth to end homelessness in SF…
Apr 2, 2019 4:10 AM
#simplify
Apr 2, 2019 3:13 AM
@realDonaldTrump Why the fuck is the word "place" in quotes?
Apr 2, 2019 12:20 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A huge puddle of urine on the floor of an elevator.
Apr 1, 2019 9:03 PM
I didn't have a strong opinion on the subject before today, but it turns out I am extremely anti-antechamber.
Apr 1, 2019 6:56 PM
@kpk Nice work on 2.0. This should really be a game changer deployment-wise. https://t.co/IDCK93A1f5
Apr 1, 2019 12:52 PM
@taylorleese @srw @Sales_Source @Inc https://t.co/v7t9gDYdA8
Apr 1, 2019 12:51 PM
@taylorleese @dagskeenan Yep, open-office plan desks for everyone on the team plus a team room or war room.
Apr 1, 2019 12:08 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A coffee mug with an IOP sticker attached to the front of it.
Apr 1, 2019 4:51 AM
@JeremyDK @dschonbe @taylorleese Keep the open office plan intact and just nationalize n rooms, one for each team.
Apr 1, 2019 4:50 AM
Happy Birthday shoutout to @cmort! Follow him for Tweets about riding things sideways & the future of identity on the internet. https://t.c…
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Apr 1, 2019 4:34 AM
@micheal https://t.co/qliGkSptFP
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Apr 1, 2019 4:26 AM
@micheal Welcome to the other side. It's better over here. https://t.co/Gy1Db0r5pr
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Apr 1, 2019 3:44 AM
@dschonbe @taylorleese "Yes and...", Dan. "Yes and..."
Apr 1, 2019 3:43 AM
@dschonbe @taylorleese How does it constrain them? The open-office is still there. We just add a meeting room for the teams to opt-in to wo…
Apr 1, 2019 3:38 AM
@dschonbe @taylorleese https://t.co/UehtUpw3rH
Apr 1, 2019 3:08 AM
RT @TwitterIndia: Are you ready for #LokSabhaElections2019 ? Here's how to follow the elections and see every side of the conversation bef…
Apr 1, 2019 3:02 AM
@dagskeenan @taylorleese A cheap way to slouch towards private offices would be to give each team a meeting room.
Apr 1, 2019 2:57 AM
@dagskeenan @taylorleese IIRC @Microsoft does something similar these days at certain offices.
Apr 1, 2019 2:56 AM
@dagskeenan @taylorleese They were like little music practice rooms. Just enough space for a desk, whiteboard, and a visitor chair.
Apr 1, 2019 2:55 AM
@dagskeenan @taylorleese The Sun offices were nice. Seemed like the ideal form factor. At last the ones at Menlo Park back in 2003 or so.
Apr 1, 2019 1:47 AM
@taylorleese @Sales_Source @Inc Once we figure out the format for next week, we should put this on the "Special Agenda" for Cadence. https:…
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Apr 1, 2019 1:42 AM
@amdev The key is to be irrelevant from the start.
Apr 1, 2019 1:41 AM
@taylorleese @Sales_Source @Inc Every manager I work with agrees. So WTH are we doing about it?
Apr 1, 2019 1:38 AM
@JeremyDK @marsanfra Points for "scaling".
Apr 1, 2019 1:38 AM
@jmpspn Wilson.
Apr 1, 2019 1:36 AM
@marsanfra I'd suggest a bigger pan.
Apr 1, 2019 1:33 AM
@slyphon https://t.co/rMQGYX3fGJ
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Apr 1, 2019 1:30 AM
RT @akpix: Conor Rose of St. Paul paddles his kayak past the flooded Clarence W. Wigington Pavilion at Harriet Island Regional Park on Sund…
Apr 1, 2019 1:23 AM
@arrdem I mean, you weren't wrong. We are all underappreciated at work, too.
Apr 1, 2019 1:20 AM
I'll retweet them once my real followers, the ones I was meant to have, finally discover me.
Apr 1, 2019 1:20 AM
I've started bookmarking some of my own Tweets. You know, the ones that were too witty, too erudite for my current followers to appreciate.