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Jan 31, 2019 7:38 AM
RT @samjcharles: I don't remember the last time I saw this at 5:20 p.m. on a weekday https://t.co/JUCZrU2C4b
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Jan 31, 2019 6:53 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A pice of paper that reads "Embarcadero Platform Elevator Is Out of Service" is taped to a wall with tiny orange "OUT OF…
Jan 31, 2019 6:51 AM
#MGMT https://t.co/MkX6JnqnOW
Jan 31, 2019 6:13 AM
RT @anshublog: The opposite is also unfortunately true. Too many people still hire/work for known assholes. Don't do that! https://t.co/X0…
Jan 31, 2019 5:40 AM
RT @shatil: When your auto scaling service finally hits your not-auto scaling DB https://t.co/bOfRcAHnyc
Jan 31, 2019 4:26 AM
@joshualkrose @rachaelappleton Congratulations!!!
Jan 31, 2019 2:36 AM
@arrdem @chadwickh @ehashdn @torrancew Our engineers are standing by. Let us know how we can help.
Jan 30, 2019 9:05 PM
@jvreeland26 Can you still buy alcohol though?
Jan 30, 2019 3:32 PM
RT @akpix: Pro: looking out over beautiful Lake Superior in Duluth Con: the power window just froze halfway up when it’s nearly 30 below o…
Jan 30, 2019 2:59 PM
@mkheck @Jalopnik They do this every winter. At least they did back when I lived there circa Y2K.
Jan 30, 2019 2:57 PM
"Chiberia" 😭🥶https://t.co/fpuwmuUdR3
Jan 30, 2019 5:34 AM
RT @aweissman: I used to write postcards to bands (pre-Internet) asking for their lyrics. I don't actually recall anyone ever sent them B…
Jan 30, 2019 4:33 AM
@withfries2 This is normal in Chicago winters. Used to see this walking home from work during cold winter nights. It was quite beautiful.
Jan 30, 2019 4:26 AM
RT @SFBART: The BART socks are back in stock. We also have youth size t-shirts for your transit oriented kids + tweens. Adult sizes too.…
Jan 30, 2019 2:37 AM
/cc: @paulnivin https://t.co/y0XzSsSBle
Jan 30, 2019 2:11 AM
@sfmta_muni @SFBART It was. The sign was incorrect.
Jan 30, 2019 1:21 AM
This was a false alarm. https://t.co/tFaMGuA7SD
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Jan 29, 2019 8:36 PM
A lack of reliable accessibility in our public transit systems puts everyone at risk. /cc: @SFBART @sfmta_muni https://t.co/JvEdQMFj6I
Jan 29, 2019 3:19 PM
The corporate directory is cool and all, but what I really want is a list of our product’s features mapped to the responsible PM.
Jan 29, 2019 10:03 AM
RT @Patrick_Fenelon: THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A COLOR TO DESCRIBE HOW COLD IT’S GOING TO BE https://t.co/p1aMriPMh5
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Jan 29, 2019 4:57 AM
RT @cproppe: Sunset #onmyride #SanFrancisco https://t.co/xRaz7gA6H0
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Jan 29, 2019 4:23 AM
@dschonbe @ning_sf @nedsegal @leslieberland Keep at it Leslie, you’ll get here eventually. :-) https://t.co/d2a4w9yxU8
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Jan 29, 2019 3:16 AM
@sriramk @vgr @devonzuegel @danw Epigram Influencers
Jan 29, 2019 2:43 AM
TF, BTW, is an incandescent and desperate rage.
Jan 29, 2019 2:15 AM
TFW the elevator AND the (down) escalator are out of order and you are 30 stairs above the platform with a 4yo and 7mo and a stroller. http…
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Jan 29, 2019 1:16 AM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/PNCBvHqq8X
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Jan 29, 2019 1:05 AM
RT @kellabyte: @Pouriaaa JSON is poorly designed if it was meant to be optimized for machine2machine communications. On the flip side, JS…
Jan 29, 2019 1:05 AM
RT @kellabyte: How is it developers killed the use of XML for JSON, a format that has no ability to add comments? What developers decided…
Jan 29, 2019 12:23 AM
RT @waxpancake: Want to see a really bad bug? You can FaceTime any iOS device running 12.1 and listen in remotely—WITHOUT THE OTHER PERSON…
Jan 28, 2019 9:39 PM
@SAPConcur's UX > @Workday's UX
Jan 28, 2019 8:37 PM
@HowardSchultz please don't
Jan 28, 2019 6:39 PM
RT @EliLake: Millennials love three things: Bipartisanship, Starbucks and Billionaires. @HowardSchultz checks all of three boxes.
Jan 28, 2019 6:26 PM
RT @odrotbohm: Pro tip: never enter a project's initial publication date as birth date on its #Twitter account. Especially, if it's less th…
Jan 28, 2019 5:39 PM
RT @garrytan: Dropbox snares HelloSign for $230M, gets workflow and eSignature Amazing work @josephwalla @NealOMara 💪 https://t.co/ev…
Jan 28, 2019 5:35 PM
RT @Yamiche: We have our first WH briefing of 2019 folks at 3 p.m. today. The last one was December 18, 2018.
Jan 28, 2019 3:56 PM
Elapsed time between @pgarg leaving for her 3-day biz trip and the baby having a *massive* blowout: ~5 minutes.
Jan 28, 2019 2:45 PM
TIL: https://t.co/gQF1QxldWq
Jan 28, 2019 5:04 AM
RT @PreetBharara: I think @HowardSchultz should totally run for city council in whatever city he lives
Jan 28, 2019 4:54 AM
@aphyr @nelson It’s worth reading Mitchell’s books in order of publication. Not all are as good as "Cloud Atlas" but "the whole > the sum o…
Jan 28, 2019 4:30 AM
RT @JesseLehrich: HOWARD SCHULTZ: I’m not doing this for me, I’m doing it for America. AMERICA: sir, your logo is your name with your name…
Jan 28, 2019 3:34 AM
@ConservativeGM @Scavino45 I guess so. I mean me & my fellow Americans would like to know about Donald’s finances. Especially when Dan make…
Jan 28, 2019 3:15 AM
@bowman409 @Scavino45 You are welcome! #MAGA bots are pretty easy to ID when they violate normal American social norms and/or human decenc…
Jan 28, 2019 2:57 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A nerd looks on as another nerd stands and presents an experimental language.
Jan 28, 2019 1:53 AM
@bowman409 @Scavino45 Hey Bill, interesting hashtag choice given the subject of Dan’s tweet.
Jan 28, 2019 1:37 AM
@Scavino45 Can you prove that by releasing his 2018 tax returns?
Jan 27, 2019 9:28 PM
@egd @tmcarr Wilson Home Edition™®
Jan 27, 2019 5:37 PM
RT @dhh: Speaking of protecting the web: DEFEND MULTIPLE BROWSER IMPLEMENTATIONS!! Last time we had a browser hegemony, it didn’t turn out…
Jan 27, 2019 5:31 PM
RT @vermontgmg: Howard Schultz and John Delaney both represent the problem of self-funding campaigns. If you're wealthy enough, you can alw…
Jan 27, 2019 5:21 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Nerds talking about garbage collection.
Jan 27, 2019 4:31 PM
RT @AOC: When you don’t address human bias, that bias gets automated. Machines are reflections of their creators, which means they are fla…
Jan 27, 2019 6:50 AM
RT @AP: A dozen immigrant workers in the U.S. illegally were fired this month from one of President Trump's golf clubs in New York, even th…
Jan 27, 2019 4:52 AM
RT @danpfeiffer: President celebrates hundreds of Americans losing their jobs https://t.co/Ia7BA467Hc
Jan 27, 2019 4:51 AM
RT @nixonfoundation: This morning’s widely-circulated characterization of Roger Stone as a Nixon campaign aide or adviser is a gross missta…
Jan 27, 2019 4:51 AM
RT @nixonfoundation: Mr. Stone, during his time as a student at George Washington University, was a junior scheduler on the Nixon reelectio…
Jan 27, 2019 3:16 AM
Perhaps, Bill. Perhaps. https://t.co/40gLd4vlp3
Jan 27, 2019 2:52 AM
@slyphon @jack My personal brand is nigh unstoppable.
Jan 27, 2019 2:50 AM
Anyway, my email is working again in case you were getting bounces over the last few weeks.
Jan 27, 2019 2:50 AM
To back up that assertion I will point out that I discovered @TheMagFields via https://t.co/e7ZgCF4Euw's support on-hold music.
Jan 27, 2019 2:50 AM
FWIW, https://t.co/e7ZgCF4Euw was a great email host (and ISP) back in the day (~2002 or so).
Jan 27, 2019 2:50 AM
I'm not wild about @gsuite TBH, but they probably won't get acquired by a faceless corporation in the next couple of year.
Jan 27, 2019 2:50 AM
An email outage of a few weeks was the last straw in the declining service.
Jan 27, 2019 2:50 AM
After a decade or so with https://t.co/e7ZgCF4Euw (for the last few years a subsidiary of @MegaPath 🤢) I've migrated my email to @gsuite 🥴.
Jan 27, 2019 2:22 AM
RT @jenniferfraser: Manager, Network Engineering We are hiring! Come join the flock. https://t.co/veA8WBi9cG
Jan 26, 2019 8:59 PM
@jack I do, but I don’t fast. I just drink a lot of coffee and by noon time moves slowly. TBH I don’t get much done. I just sit there twitc…
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Jan 26, 2019 8:46 PM
RT @F6x: @annapickard @bobbie I’ve always thought the role was to create the infrastructure good enough to make yourself obsolete, while si…
Jan 26, 2019 11:24 AM
@networkjanitor https://t.co/nUeYyooFQF
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Jan 26, 2019 4:42 AM
RT @cushbomb: *’The Boys Are Back in Town’ plays over a montage of Park Rangers roundhouse kicking Joshua Tree litterbugs in the face*
Jan 26, 2019 3:12 AM
RT @SpeakerPelosi: What does Putin have on @realDonaldTrump, politically, personally or financially?
Jan 26, 2019 1:12 AM
@Scavino45 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump You folks are fucking up the country for no reason.
Jan 26, 2019 12:30 AM
RT @jakedonham: Robert Caro on reading every page https://t.co/a9Y8Ssp7LB very timely in this hour of investigative journalism
Jan 26, 2019 12:13 AM
RT @swear_trek: https://t.co/BksUVmohYe
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Jan 25, 2019 7:39 PM
RT @goldengateblond: NO CAVE NO CAVE YOU'RE THE CAVE https://t.co/Aqx6ExhXEv
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Jan 25, 2019 5:18 PM
@SecurityGeorge @farihaflow Happy birthday Fariha!
Jan 25, 2019 5:16 PM
RT @anamariecox: This is all so fucking stupid https://t.co/P5oJKamoFH
Jan 25, 2019 3:22 PM
RT @CNBCnow: BREAKING: FAA says it is halting flights into New York's LaGuardia airport due to air traffic control staffing issues. https:/…
Jan 25, 2019 8:09 AM
Golden State Warriors make a pit stop to visit former president Obama https://t.co/bZtOWH5ofN
Jan 25, 2019 8:06 AM
RT @nowthisnews: Federal workers just occupied a U.S. Senate building and stood silent for 33 minutes, one for every day of the government…
Jan 25, 2019 7:03 AM
"Back in the day, small rural airports had windsocks, simple & empty things that indicated which way the wind was blowing." - George Will …
Jan 25, 2019 3:03 AM
The President is his own worst enemy of the people.
Jan 25, 2019 12:44 AM
@wholemilklatte I think https://t.co/2bexzzZJrU could be the runner up, though he is arguably the Shingy of Dreamforce.
Jan 24, 2019 11:43 PM
RT @joshtpm: Trump: The grocery store will float you the food on credit until the shutdown is over. That's how it works. https://t.co/3oSNt…
Jan 24, 2019 8:53 PM
@EndP8riarchy @LACaldwellDC @Only4RM https://t.co/7gYiLrvNqa
Jan 24, 2019 8:46 PM
@cspan @SenTedCruz Just because you hate America doesn't mean you should shut the government down. What was your vote Ted? https://t.co/k4J…
Jan 24, 2019 8:37 PM
RT @cspan: Seen on C-SPAN2: U.S Senate blocks @SenateDems plan to reopen government, 52-44 (60 needed). #GovernmentShutdown https://t.co/Sr…
Jan 24, 2019 8:21 PM
Bono is the Shingy of Davos.
Jan 24, 2019 7:30 PM
@cspan @SenTedCruz Uh...did you mean to say "just because you want a wall, doesn't mean you should shut the government down"?
Jan 24, 2019 7:05 PM
Can someone clarify if the cold goat was cooked, but had become cold or was cold because it was raw/uncooked?
Jan 24, 2019 5:45 PM
@UWMadison Even better on a snowboard. At least it was back in 1995. :-) https://t.co/60fXLqUAQb
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Jan 24, 2019 5:20 PM
@mbostock Stream graphs FTW!
Jan 24, 2019 5:15 PM
RT @KateAronoff: If I owe you an email, please find some comfort in the fact that my every waking hour is haunted by my debt to you
Jan 24, 2019 2:32 PM
RT @kbucek: 'much' effort goes into making Python code fast due lack of (built-in) JIT optimizations, either adding Numba annotations or ad…
Jan 24, 2019 4:33 AM
I think about this tweet about a tweet I think about a lot a lot. https://t.co/SeiNW1Llmm
Jan 24, 2019 4:23 AM
RT @jkru: The #DataScience team at @Twitter is hiring! We'd love to partner with groups with a focus on underrepresented/mintoritized folks…
Jan 24, 2019 4:12 AM
@160B @golan An antonym of "reminiscent"?
Jan 24, 2019 4:11 AM
RT @golan: On a neologic streak. I can't believe "circumbureaucratic" and "oubliescent" aren't words.
Jan 24, 2019 3:58 AM
Nice. https://t.co/HGC42hbURg
Jan 24, 2019 3:48 AM
@ThatEricAlper Gas Food Lodging
Jan 24, 2019 3:45 AM
@76ed76er @ThatEricAlper If only for the Dinosaur Jr./Del gem.
Jan 24, 2019 3:41 AM
Gas Food Lodging https://t.co/Nz5Tvm4707
Jan 24, 2019 2:52 AM
@pandemona @SlackHQ iOS messages app
Jan 24, 2019 2:48 AM
RT @MikeDelMoro: The National Air Traffic Controllers Association lastest statement sounds quite dire: “...we cannot even calculate the le…
Jan 24, 2019 12:47 AM
RT @prchovanec: President addresses American people, complains he is being prevented from addressing American people. https://t.co/rh0VzzqN…
Jan 23, 2019 11:44 PM
@ftrain Factburgher.
Jan 23, 2019 11:02 PM
RT @valwolf77: Come and help lead our team! https://t.co/EMvh1TjI9K
Jan 23, 2019 9:44 PM
RT @ryanstruyk: TRUMP: "Nancy Pelosi, or Nancy, as I call her, doesn't want to hear the truth."
Jan 23, 2019 6:18 PM
RT @FilmEasterEggs: In The Incredibles 2 (2018), the painting in Helen’s hotel room is an illustration of her separation from the family…
Jan 23, 2019 6:03 PM
RT @IsaacDovere: Where we’re at: The president of the United States is daring the speaker of the House to an in-person showdown at the doo…
Jan 23, 2019 6:02 PM
@javawithjiva @paulnivin Me too, Azeem. Me too.
Jan 23, 2019 5:29 PM
RT @KQED: 🎧 ON AIR: According to BART's 2019 customer satisfaction study, just 56% of riders are satisfied with its services. Are you? We'r…
Jan 23, 2019 5:27 PM
@KQED @KQEDForum @SFBART I’ll take my answer off the air.
Jan 23, 2019 5:24 PM
@KQED @metaforgotten @KQEDForum @SFBART’s new fare evasion countermeasures make it harder for customers to use the service & are unlikely t…
Jan 23, 2019 5:17 PM
@BTraTra Interesting datapoint, indeed, but how many issues were *introduced* by each organization? 🤔
Jan 23, 2019 9:44 AM
TFW the baby learns how to crawl. In her crib. At 1:30AM.
Jan 23, 2019 7:13 AM
@paulnivin @javawithjiva ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/nTjdIQb9Uf
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Jan 23, 2019 5:09 AM
RT @davidmarcus: SF golden hour from above yesterday evening. https://t.co/x6Q4zmdYca
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Jan 22, 2019 9:54 PM
RT @jonathanchait: Yup. That's the whole dynamic right there. https://t.co/ocRaKCT1Fy
Jan 22, 2019 8:56 PM
@jmpspn https://t.co/X6jOhQusJs
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Jan 22, 2019 8:28 PM
In the afterlife you'll be condemned to wander the halls of an infinitely-large open-office space in search of an unbooked conference room.
Jan 22, 2019 8:12 PM
RT @MobyLives: This is what happens when you’re more concerned with getting guns in the classroom than getting an education in the classroo…
Jan 22, 2019 5:58 PM
Accessibility is a bigger problem for @SFBART than fare evasion. /cc: @BevanDufty @JaniceForBART @lateefahsimon https://t.co/LVF4051zJ4
Jan 22, 2019 5:08 PM
@AliciaTrost FWIW, the fare evasion gate "improvements" are making it harder for folks with strollers and children to access BART.
Jan 22, 2019 4:51 PM
@burtonsnowboard @thekellyclark Ah yes, back when halfpipes were reasonably sized and fun.
Jan 22, 2019 4:08 PM
RT @NBCPolitics: President Trump says he has told Press Sec. Sanders "not to bother" with giving formal press briefings from the "podium" a…
Jan 22, 2019 12:58 AM
Voronoi tiling spotted in a Burger King at the Honolulu airport. https://t.co/PJY2Qbg6cV
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Jan 22, 2019 12:10 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Fox News airing actual fake news while being the only news station the president who is constantly bitching about fake n…
Jan 21, 2019 11:03 PM
It’s not the ideal form of intra-airport transportation, but it’s better than the GDoc Bus. https://t.co/NT6fxYDeFf
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Jan 21, 2019 9:59 PM
HNL ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO
Jan 21, 2019 9:44 PM
RT @burritojustice: steel pipes for driving range nets at Harding Park snapped by last week’s big storm https://t.co/2jJoqFlgpV
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Jan 21, 2019 9:43 PM
RT @doctorow: Happy MLK Day https://t.co/MZutlDnpka
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Jan 21, 2019 5:17 PM
A (unsprisingly) good book by @nkjemisin. Barely put it down once I started reading it. https://t.co/I24ufE7YbR
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Jan 21, 2019 6:50 AM
Island time. https://t.co/C1t6fgCeMe
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Jan 21, 2019 2:32 AM
RT @ChloeKim: Thank you Laax!! https://t.co/OYOrd0Qkg4
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Jan 20, 2019 11:14 PM
Amazing to recall (pre- @Yammer & @SlackHQ) how @Twitter inspired so many bespoke internal "town squares".
Jan 20, 2019 11:14 PM
It was a core internal social network for @Oracle at the time.
Jan 20, 2019 11:14 PM
One of the highlights of #LavaOne was hearing @noelportugal describe his (circa 2008) PL/SQL-based Twitter clone https://t.co/ztq03iLft1
Jan 20, 2019 10:36 PM
@NuttySwiss @jayholler For civilization’s sake.
Jan 20, 2019 7:54 PM
@jayholler @NuttySwiss It can be both.
Jan 20, 2019 5:57 PM
@jayholler @thrilljockey I was living in Chicago around the turn of the century and discovered so much amazing music.
Jan 20, 2019 5:56 PM
@jayholler @thrilljockey FTW!
Jan 20, 2019 5:38 PM
@jayholler Strong fave on this.
Jan 20, 2019 4:31 PM
RT @CornellBirds: How do you get the colors right on a mural featuring more than 240 bird species? @InkDwell's Jane Kim invented her own "A…
Jan 20, 2019 7:01 AM
@christhalinger Seriously.
Jan 20, 2019 6:28 AM
Honolulu is a mashup of Las Vegas and Jurassic Park.
Jan 20, 2019 1:24 AM
RT @SFFDPIO: COASTAL FLOOD ADVISORY https://t.co/yykk8OGIfT
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Jan 19, 2019 10:49 PM
RT @JuddLegum: A man slashes your car tire and then demands you buy him a Rolex. You refuse and then he offers to “temporarily” patch your…
Jan 19, 2019 10:41 PM
RT @axios: New statement from Chuck Schumer: "It was the President who singled-handedly took away DACA and TPS protections in the first pl…
Jan 19, 2019 10:37 PM
RT @Yamiche: VP Pence pushing back on conservative backlash: “This is not an amnesty bill….There is no amnesty in the president's proposals…
Jan 19, 2019 10:36 PM
RT @Yamiche: Me to Pence: Why should ppl trust Trump not to deport DACA & TPS recipients in 3 yrs since he said some are from “shithole” co…
Jan 19, 2019 10:35 PM
@LindseyGrahamSC @Scavino45 If by "fantastic" you mean "remote from reality" then sure.
Jan 19, 2019 10:31 PM
@SteveScalise @Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump I think the counteroffer is this: "Open the fucking government, you are not getting billions of A…
Jan 19, 2019 9:21 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS Hard pass.
Jan 19, 2019 8:54 PM
@_jg That’s exactly what a cop would say.
Jan 19, 2019 7:11 PM
@realDonaldTrump @Scavino45 EST? PST? You folks know the country has more than one time zone, right?
Jan 19, 2019 7:09 PM
@christhalinger @HawaiianVillage TIL!
Jan 19, 2019 7:03 PM
@jimgris was this what you and the @groundbreakers use for streaming AV feeds to @PeriscopeTV et al? https://t.co/w3XRWFqvLh
Jan 19, 2019 6:59 PM
@jayholler Sufficiently advanced grift is indistinguishable from management.
Jan 19, 2019 6:48 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: Kooks!😂 https://t.co/zVTyIjMSsA
Jan 19, 2019 6:28 AM
@enbnt https://t.co/DsEygVkuyS
Jan 19, 2019 6:23 AM
@influx IIRC that was @dhelder’s suggestion.
Jan 19, 2019 6:17 AM
@influx "clowncar" was a better option IMO
Jan 19, 2019 6:06 AM
Anyway, fun show. Anyone know why Honolulu had fireworks this evening? Is it like this every Friday?
Jan 19, 2019 6:06 AM
Before we realized they were drones we were puzzled by what at first appeared to be glowing embers from the fireworks floating in the sky.
Jan 19, 2019 6:06 AM
As the flashes & smoke faded after a (unexpected) fireworks display this evening, the small red lights of hovering drones became visible.
Jan 19, 2019 1:31 AM
RT @headius: Is a 7h layover in Mumbai (Monday evening) long enough to grab a beer and dinner outside the airport?
Jan 18, 2019 10:17 PM
@slyphon @argyris It’s the best one. By a mile.
Jan 18, 2019 9:40 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/2ZTTf6sN8c
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Jan 18, 2019 9:40 PM
@umatweep 1) acronyms are lossy transformations 2) descriptive names artificially constrain functionality
Jan 18, 2019 9:40 PM
@umatweep You make a good point, but I’d counter that:
Jan 18, 2019 7:13 PM
@firepile You should! Let’s do another Zebrowski/Cohen/Garg/Brown families trip! (this time without ballistic missile alerts)
Jan 18, 2019 7:03 PM
If you don’t think internal Twitter projects, services, and applications should be named after birds you’re a cop.
Jan 18, 2019 3:29 PM
RT @MikeDorning: BREAKING: New York Federal Reserve President John Williams says shutdown could cut U.S. economic growth by 1 percentage po…
Jan 18, 2019 3:05 PM
RT @SikhProf: Note the implicit logic here. Prayer rug -> Muslim -> Evil -> Danger -> Fear Don’t fall for his xenophobic hate. https://…
Jan 18, 2019 6:12 AM
RT @BuzzFeedNews: Sources also say Trump, along with his children Ivanka and Donald Jr., received regular, detailed updates about the proje…
Jan 18, 2019 5:26 AM
RT @KatyTurNBC: Major scoop https://t.co/K81Q2goXwA
Jan 18, 2019 2:32 AM
@miguelrios :-(
Jan 17, 2019 10:26 PM
RT @SFWater: We really are not kidding around when we talk about how important it is to keep the storm drains clear of any trash and debris…
Jan 17, 2019 10:21 PM
RT @Darin_K_: @solace Twitter should have a *Nice* animation whenever a person gives the 69th fav
Jan 17, 2019 7:53 PM
Current taking-the-baby-for-a-walk status. https://t.co/aKL4fJTrsS
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Jan 17, 2019 6:11 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: The wind and rain may be subsiding but the the high surf is just now arriving! A high surf warning remains in effect throu…
Jan 17, 2019 5:49 PM
The capitalization of the word "countrty" in the tweet below is incorrect. https://t.co/HDmglXZYGT
Jan 17, 2019 5:29 PM
You may not like it, but this is what peak thought-leadership performance looks like. https://t.co/M9rZjwsb87
Jan 16, 2019 11:32 PM
@pandemona "RASCI"
Jan 16, 2019 9:26 PM
All of the above folks (and all of my fellow attendees) really made @LavaOneConf an awesome experience.
Jan 16, 2019 9:26 PM
A huge shoutout to @LoriLorusso, @jimgris, and the @groundbreakers crewfor managing all the logistics and media.
Jan 16, 2019 9:26 PM
(and @RedHat^H^H^H^H^H^H^H @ibm for the round of Mai Tais last night!)
Jan 16, 2019 9:25 PM
And thanks to all of the #LavaOne sponsors: @Oracle, @lightbend, @twitter, @okta.
Jan 16, 2019 9:25 PM
#LavaOne2019 was a really amazing conference. Big mahalo to @christhalinger for making this happen! I’m already stoked for #LavaOne2020. ht…
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Jan 16, 2019 8:57 PM
RT @HillaryClinton: If the government shutdown lasts beyond tomorrow, domestic violence shelters that rely on federal funding will be force…
Jan 16, 2019 7:39 PM
😬 https://t.co/KzfkKPumQ3
Jan 16, 2019 7:37 PM
Spotted a cattle egret (they are everywhere) and a black-crowned night heron at the wildlife refuge here in La’ie yesterday. https://t.co/v…
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Jan 16, 2019 6:41 PM
RT @btaylor: David Bowie in 1999 about the impact of the Internet on society https://t.co/aPcG9CO9MS
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Jan 16, 2019 6:37 PM
RT @jasongay: Why did UCLA gymnast @katelyn_ohashi's floor routine become the viral video of 2019 so far? A lot of reasons. She's great, t…
Jan 16, 2019 4:13 PM
@Twitter We got this together! https://t.co/ie9Z2wEvDs
Jan 16, 2019 3:48 PM
@herval @laebshade Related: https://t.co/D9WkYhf9DY
Jan 16, 2019 9:41 AM
Sad to see this bridge demolished. Years ago I named a CI system I built at a startup "Tappan Zee" because it was "a bridge over Hudson". h…
Jan 16, 2019 9:37 AM
@EmilyGorcenski Woah. That is surprising.
Jan 16, 2019 5:18 AM
RT @jimgris: Sunset tonight from Haleiwa, Hawaii. #LavaOne2019 https://t.co/ETJFbLVIEV
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Jan 16, 2019 4:29 AM
@ScottWalker You really suck at Twitter buddy.
Jan 16, 2019 4:06 AM
@CuthbertsonJohn @LavaOneConf @synecadelic @giltene @crgracie @mjduigou @christhalinger @cliff_click We have the same problem at work TBH.
Jan 16, 2019 4:05 AM
@CuthbertsonJohn @LavaOneConf @synecadelic @giltene @crgracie @mjduigou @christhalinger @cliff_click None of the GC people wanted to sit ne…
Jan 16, 2019 2:02 AM
RT @wusa9: #BREAKING: 4.7 magnitude earthquake reported off shore near Ocean City, Maryland https://t.co/9TWytMzQfh https://t.co/k1Vv1Q6mx4
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Jan 16, 2019 1:40 AM
Discussing @cliff_click’s proposal for/implementation of a new language called "aa". #LavaOne2019 https://t.co/2V2E4r9JoD
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Jan 16, 2019 1:33 AM
RT @headius: Finally got a good look at @cliff_click's experimental language "aa". Linear time full system type inference with optional typ…
Jan 15, 2019 10:16 PM
Garbage collection breakout section focusing on pauseless GC implementations. #LavaOne2019 https://t.co/qCc61KwUip
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Jan 15, 2019 9:19 PM
RT @bcantrill: OH: "Democracy dies behind a paywall."
Jan 15, 2019 8:30 PM
RT @groundbreakers: What happens when you have one topic that crushes all other topics? @LavaOneConf monster session! #jvm #toinfinityandbe…
Jan 15, 2019 6:26 PM
RT @TheDweck: This is the news photo that would make a returning time traveler realize they fucked something up https://t.co/DwKe35Uicm
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Jan 15, 2019 6:19 PM
Shout out to #LavaOne2019 sponsor @okta. Naturally they provided an identity solution for conference attendees. https://t.co/gJFVhMjszr
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Jan 15, 2019 4:45 PM
Current AM run status. If you look closely you can see Venus and Jupiter. #LavaOne2019 https://t.co/z1bi2TyTNY
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Jan 15, 2019 8:12 AM
RT @KCPacini: one of my fave things about working at twitter: when a meeting is boring you can scroll your timeline and act like it’s work…
Jan 15, 2019 6:12 AM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/Rvm7iFn2j8
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Jan 15, 2019 5:15 AM
@Twitter Actually it’s spelled "birb".
Jan 15, 2019 2:56 AM
RT @groundbreakers: @LavaOneConf deep thoughts on compiler internals @headius @giltene @cliff_click @synecadelic @crgracie #lavaone #2Charl…
Jan 15, 2019 2:56 AM
RT @groundbreakers: This is what community building looks like @LavaOneConf #lavaone #imgoingsurfing #global Morocco, France, USA, Latvia,…
Jan 14, 2019 11:06 PM
RT @headius: Great first day at #LavaOne! I participated in sessions about the future of Java (Java 11 == Python 3?), modularity versus mic…
Jan 14, 2019 10:27 PM
Not sure my proposed breakout session topic is gonna get too many votes. #LavaOne2019 https://t.co/gZvNd69Lv8
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Jan 14, 2019 6:00 PM
#LavaOne2019 swag update: very cool multi-bit screwdriver tool in a pen form-factor from conference sponsor @Oracle. https://t.co/RdZudqbRp2
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Jan 14, 2019 4:14 AM
TIL: 12PM == "Noon"...not "Midnight".
Jan 14, 2019 3:39 AM
Fully provisioned. https://t.co/qG1mgUhwBK
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Jan 14, 2019 3:38 AM
Used surfboards FTW. https://t.co/cRXT8Dmsua
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Jan 13, 2019 10:35 PM
What idiot called it #LavaOne2019 and not #LavaTwo? /cc: @christhalinger @LavaOneConf
Jan 13, 2019 10:07 PM
@aplokhotnyuk @lyft I’ll be sure to make that point!
Jan 13, 2019 3:32 PM
SFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ HNL #LavaOne2019
Jan 13, 2019 2:16 PM
Fireworks at 6AM? Sure, why not.
Jan 13, 2019 1:13 PM
RT @ddale8: Josh is one of the best reporters around, but I didn’t want to retweet this until I checked if there was some mitigating contex…
Jan 13, 2019 11:33 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: Beach Hazards Statement in effect from 9 AM Sunday through late Sunday night for west to northwest facing beaches along the…
Jan 13, 2019 1:27 AM
@bala_theHRguy You guys are doing it wrong. https://t.co/gv7MI6SPx7
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Jan 13, 2019 12:21 AM
It’s probably going to be one of those epic sunsets.
Jan 13, 2019 12:21 AM
RT @ashtonpittman: BREAKING: Trump has gone to extraordinary lengths to conceal conversations with Vladimir Putin, including taking posses…
Jan 12, 2019 5:54 PM
@Scavino45 Get out of here with your racist bullshit, Dan. You idiots shut down our government over a goddamn meme.
Jan 12, 2019 4:08 PM
@mjduigou @lobrien @lenazun Simmons is also hit-or-miss. The Ilium books, the Hyperion books, and "The Terror" were good, but his other st…
Jan 12, 2019 1:27 PM
RT @alexisohanian: Still unclear how this keeps being a thing. https://t.co/xM4FTYK2fx
Jan 12, 2019 7:13 AM
@lenazun Liu Cixin
Jan 12, 2019 7:12 AM
RT @DanielPink: Hey, kids. Swearing isn't a bug. It's a feature! Research has linked swearing to: - honesty, - better vocabularies, - b…
Jan 12, 2019 5:37 AM
SF https://t.co/L5T0teiUnq
Jan 12, 2019 4:58 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Urine pools in the corner of a BART elevator.
Jan 12, 2019 3:53 AM
RT @AJemaineClement: In case you're wondering who would possibly still live in Trump Tower. https://t.co/420nFkS9eP
Jan 12, 2019 3:48 AM
RT @alexisohanian: Why a startup would think it's a good idea to legally threaten reporters is inexplicable. Why they would try to do it to…
Jan 12, 2019 3:30 AM
@skilldrick @ElementaryCA It’s also pretty fun to imagine what the bathroom would look like if we used a rule during a remodel.
Jan 12, 2019 3:27 AM
RT @billboard: Faith No More's Mike Patton to sing national anthem at Rams vs. Cowboys NFL playoff game https://t.co/Ffho2etBEz https://t.c…
Jan 12, 2019 3:25 AM
@davidjrusek Continuous Disintegration
Jan 12, 2019 3:22 AM
RT @starsandrobots: People talk about businesses having "moats" but I think a better metaphor is a reef. A reef can protect and foster an e…
Jan 11, 2019 2:34 PM
Considering a part-time gig driving for @lyft so I can explain to random passengers why XML is better than JSON.
Jan 11, 2019 2:16 PM
@heyjoshua Sigh.
Jan 11, 2019 2:09 PM
How to use XML: <canSummarize>0</canSummarize> <dispatchState>DONE</dispatchState> ...
Jan 11, 2019 2:09 PM
How not to use XML: <s:dict> <s:key name="canSummarize">0</s:key> <s:key name="dispatchState">DONE</s:key> ...
Jan 11, 2019 4:40 AM
RT @ChadPergram: Fox confirms WH directs Army Corps of Engineers to see if it can divert money to border wall from disaster funding bill to…
Jan 11, 2019 4:40 AM
RT @SonjaTrauss: I have a desperate need for an excellent info graphic. The data is very simple, nothing tricky. Please help.
Jan 11, 2019 4:34 AM
RT @CTVNews: California surfer survives shark attack, gets 50 stitches https://t.co/DZKNS6XBPK https://t.co/uxCNfUpbia
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Jan 11, 2019 4:00 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: #Rain will be the story of the next 7 days. How much? Those details are still be sorted, but our friends @NWSWPC have this…
Jan 11, 2019 3:36 AM
RT @KenJennings: Guy sitting next to me on the plane is just straight up reading Proust. Is this a prank
Jan 11, 2019 3:31 AM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/IoI43XXlhZ
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Jan 11, 2019 2:44 AM
@realDonaldTrump This tweet makes no sense. /cc: @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino)
Jan 11, 2019 1:27 AM
TFW you can’t tweet a picture of a smell. /cc:@SFBART
Jan 11, 2019 12:42 AM
RT @Kasparov63: The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annih…
Jan 11, 2019 12:15 AM
@doriantaylor Amen, brother.
Jan 11, 2019 12:13 AM
@doriantaylor XMLFTW
Jan 11, 2019 12:11 AM
@heyjoshua @splunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Probably not "RIP". Zeno's "arrow" paradox, the half-life of legacy technology, etc.
Jan 11, 2019 12:09 AM
Thanks @splunk! I'm very excited that I get to use XML as part of my job again! #LoveWhereYouWork
Jan 10, 2019 10:57 PM
RT @DarcyCarden: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 https://t.co/afiyPxgATL
Jan 10, 2019 8:38 PM
RT @kentcdodds: I'm happy this resonated with folks. While you're updating your usernames and whatnot, please also enable this and write a…
Jan 10, 2019 8:31 PM
RT @BradBirdA113: Watch lots of movies from all time periods. When you like something, try to figure out why. When you don’t, also figure o…
Jan 10, 2019 7:59 PM
@sriramk I'm curious if any open-office adopters have explored different mtg. room allocation strategies: "warroom" per team/manager, etc.
Jan 10, 2019 6:13 PM
RT @stuartmarks: Anybody have any idea who the driver was? (thread) https://t.co/lJ43JRtI8E
Jan 10, 2019 6:10 PM
RT @Reddy: Yikes: Air traffic controllers, who are guiding planes through the sky without pay, received pay stubs on Thursday showing a net…
Jan 10, 2019 5:55 PM
@sparhawk Especially if those self-driving cars become a thing.
Jan 10, 2019 5:49 PM
RT @__lucab: None of those Google docs is giving me joy
Jan 10, 2019 5:16 PM
RT @MerriamWebster: 📈'White supremacist' is up 6400% after Steve King wondered why it would be considered a bad thing. https://t.co/Ur4Q5NF…
Jan 10, 2019 4:46 PM
Current taking-the-baby-to-daycare status. https://t.co/MWsEP3m1je
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Jan 10, 2019 4:39 PM
RT @nycsouthpaw: Writing his own epitaph https://t.co/Wp8vS8B2rf
Jan 10, 2019 4:36 PM
RT @Bencjacobs: Trump just now at the White House: "I am a professional at technology"
Jan 10, 2019 4:31 PM
@jayholler This could be your year Jay.
Jan 10, 2019 10:54 AM
RT @reyner: Kinda hard to feel disappointed about this considering the name is changing from “AT&T Park” but somehow I’m still managing to…
Jan 10, 2019 10:40 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: 😲🌊 https://t.co/DNsHZ02nKh
Jan 10, 2019 4:40 AM
@bigbrothercfg @charliekirk11 @realDonaldTrump @NRA Thanks. I think I’m pretty funny too. Anyway, don’t let me interrupt, it seemed like yo…
Jan 10, 2019 4:11 AM
@bigbrothercfg @charliekirk11 @realDonaldTrump @NRA Look, I agree with you that @charliekirk11 should be in jail, but I think it’s unfair t…
Jan 10, 2019 4:02 AM
@charliekirk11 @realDonaldTrump Pretty sure it’s the @NRA that’s largely responsible for the errors leading up to Parkland.
Jan 10, 2019 3:54 AM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/uRn8bZBpTs
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Jan 10, 2019 2:56 AM
@msilver @dschonbe @djpardis I mean my desk. Not Matt’s.
Jan 10, 2019 2:55 AM
@msilver @dschonbe @djpardis ditto
Jan 10, 2019 1:27 AM
And people say I’m hard to shop for. https://t.co/sRRlmv2rZg
Jan 10, 2019 12:05 AM
RT @lisaphillips: Paying for Flickr: 90% laziness, 5% nostalgia, 5% what's a better web platform?
Jan 9, 2019 8:56 PM
RT @Limericking: There was a perennial liar Who lied that a crisis was dire. The networks took care To grant him live air, Not learning fro…
Jan 9, 2019 8:48 PM
The Art of the Deal https://t.co/hvxkYdqzIB
Jan 9, 2019 6:14 PM
RT @pyrrhl: Uhhhhhhh https://t.co/9xO5mS4UgB
Jan 9, 2019 4:08 PM
RT @onlxn: they got the boom mic in a posed photograph. fucking idiot legends https://t.co/5vba4BbMTN
Jan 9, 2019 4:07 PM
@robmalchow Rob.
Jan 9, 2019 3:26 PM
More like the "alt-right" side of history. https://t.co/4kYvrryZ8R
Jan 9, 2019 11:28 AM
@maartenballiauw @trisha_gee I’d prefer to read 150 20-word tweets.
Jan 9, 2019 11:03 AM
@sd21852 @Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump Let me see if I follow you here: 1) there are only 80 walls in the world 2) they are all made out of…
Jan 9, 2019 10:43 AM
RT @Mike_Dougherty: OG https://t.co/SP88GDeMV9
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Jan 9, 2019 10:36 AM
IIRC, tweets like this are how we got @jelly. https://t.co/cYV20vPw7B
Jan 9, 2019 4:18 AM
@Scavino45 @POTUS What the fuck are you talking about Dan?
Jan 9, 2019 4:01 AM
@sayrer Ha! I missed the speech as well and had the same thought.
Jan 9, 2019 3:53 AM
@Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump Wait, was...was that your defense of the racist wall idea? Come on, guys. "Rich people have fences so walls are…
Jan 9, 2019 3:50 AM
RT @AOC: The President defended Neo-Nazis who murdered a woman in Charlottesville. The Dept of Justice sued him for not renting to Black t…
Jan 9, 2019 3:10 AM
RT @skamille: Finally, a trend I'm years ahead on https://t.co/zMpfUaTYKJ
Jan 9, 2019 2:32 AM
RT @nathancykiert: This is how my parents looked when I got caught smoking pot in high school https://t.co/asdwREJI4r
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Jan 9, 2019 2:28 AM
@wholemilklatte @SFBART Good point. It could have been meth.
Jan 9, 2019 12:25 AM
Second-hand crack smoke is pretty bad for you, yeah? Asking for myself and my fellow @SFBART passengers.
Jan 8, 2019 10:37 PM
RT @Limericking: A genius, Musk’s not averse To thinking that’s bold and diverse. He doesn’t refuse To ask the big Qs Like, “What if the su…
Jan 8, 2019 10:14 PM
RT @starsandrobots: Every time a 'robot' becomes useful it takes on a special name ("dishwasher") and transforms magically into an "applian…
Jan 8, 2019 9:58 PM
RT @jonathanchait: "My fellow Americans, I am here to tonight to talk to you about [tosses prepared speech to the floor] a chance to invest…
Jan 8, 2019 8:53 PM
@guypbenson Awful President, indeed.
Jan 8, 2019 8:19 PM
@pleia2 Congrats!
Jan 8, 2019 7:52 PM
RT @tjconnorstweets: This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremia…
Jan 8, 2019 4:54 PM
RT @DavidFeldman: Cellular automata on a train station in the UK. (cc: @MelMitchell1 @ComplexExplorer) https://t.co/MeL5eZbjWo
Jan 8, 2019 3:27 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/o2xgpUfvtR
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Jan 8, 2019 7:05 AM
RT @BillKristol: Trump is the emergency.
Jan 8, 2019 4:54 AM
RT @BeschlossDC: Nixon on Watergate in State of the Union, 45 years ago this month: "I believe the time has come to bring that investigati…
Jan 8, 2019 4:51 AM
RT @EricHolder: Just to be clear: there is no basis to declare a national emergency. https://t.co/ZrfjzqdZR6
Jan 8, 2019 4:16 AM
@Scavino45 @realDonaldTrump Dan, this a fucked up thing for a putative American to tweet.
Jan 8, 2019 4:14 AM
It’s like his Russian handler was like ”Fuck it! We’ll do it live!", took the phone from @Scavino45, and started typing the tweet himself. …
Jan 8, 2019 2:37 AM
RT @F6x: I know it’s 2019, but I keep writing “Impeach the motherfucker” on all my checks.
Jan 8, 2019 2:32 AM
RT @LavaOneConf: One week until #LavaOne! https://t.co/S5BY783qdf
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Jan 8, 2019 1:33 AM
RT @umatweep: Join me at IEEE/ACM International Symposium on Code Generation and Optimization (CGO) ! https://t.co/hOSmHYSwcT #cgo2019 | Po…
Jan 7, 2019 9:51 PM
@biz Or read books.
Jan 7, 2019 7:53 PM
Maybe everyone was doing all that cocaine in the 70s and 80s because most of the coffee was so awful during those decades?
Jan 7, 2019 7:42 PM
RT @triketora: "All this means that paradoxically, even as we have higher and higher level programming tools with better and better abstrac…
Jan 7, 2019 7:26 PM
RT @SimonMaloy: the fact that the WH is *already lying about the speech* feels like a compelling case to end deliberations about whether to…
Jan 7, 2019 7:25 PM
RT @Acosta: Trump to deliver address from Oval Office, WH says. https://t.co/MrzuPa8q15
Jan 7, 2019 6:55 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: #Waterspout seen off of #SantaCruz this afternoon associated with a strong cell moving ashore. Any one with additional vid…
Jan 7, 2019 6:32 PM
@joep @SFBART 🤣
Jan 7, 2019 6:23 PM
@joep @SFBART Correlation is not causation. Really. I swear.
Jan 7, 2019 4:58 PM
Democracy doesn’t die in darkness, it dies in the middle of Fifth Avenue, having been shot by the President of the United States.
Jan 7, 2019 4:49 PM
@slyphon @SFBART Still got two more elevators to ride this AM so we’ll see.
Jan 7, 2019 4:45 PM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/KOgrRsvPkb
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Jan 7, 2019 4:11 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A screenshot of the Twitter profile of Nassim Nicholas Taleb, bully and thin-skinned hack, with the message "@nntaleb bl…
Jan 7, 2019 4:09 PM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/IKePmuVPAz
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Jan 7, 2019 2:43 PM
RT @RobMayeda: That Tue-Wed storm will have some time w/ hurricane force wind offshore, pushing a large WNW swell toward the coast. Here ar…
Jan 7, 2019 2:38 PM
RT @KellyCanuckTO: How Canadians walk in the woods Berwick, NS 🇨🇦 📹jessy.dorothy.mae https://t.co/aXfi4lcKD5
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Jan 7, 2019 2:14 PM
Can somebody impeach this motherfucker before it’s too late? https://t.co/jmP7pVW3al
Jan 7, 2019 6:15 AM
RT @rinbcage: listen up everyone we're changing the century thing. from now on the 18th century means the 1800s, 17th century is 1700s, and…
Jan 7, 2019 6:08 AM
RT @MattGrippi: Tried to airdrop this pic of “big chungus” to my girlfriend while waiting in a cafe and accidentally sent it to the iPad th…
Jan 7, 2019 3:16 AM
What kind of racist dipshit President (intentionally?) misspells the name of a former President? https://t.co/TCdgK4bJMy
Jan 7, 2019 1:13 AM
Current baby-monitor-room-temperature status. 🥵 https://t.co/xJk3GC4Kb6
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Jan 6, 2019 10:03 PM
@SWBFREEDOM @SenatorRomney @MittRomney You misspelled "TMBG".
Jan 6, 2019 5:28 PM
Rainy day activities for kids: face painting dad. https://t.co/D9dEUbailE
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Jan 6, 2019 3:20 PM
@SenatorRomney "Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding." https://t.co/DEpZQ2nuRn
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Jan 6, 2019 5:11 AM
RT @prchovanec: Let's just say Trump is spouting nonsense in talking about declaring emergency rule. That's still some pretty wild nonsense…
Jan 6, 2019 4:54 AM
RT @AliceAvizandum: Lewis and Clark’s campsites are traceable today because they ate mostly beef, got horrendous constipation, took mercury…
Jan 6, 2019 4:46 AM
@jpd that expiration date tho
Jan 6, 2019 2:47 AM
RT @darrenrovell: Most Hated Teams By State (via @heartofnfl) https://t.co/zwD7FI7ICg
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Jan 6, 2019 2:43 AM
RT @SFBART: We own land and we lease it to those who want to build UP. This then gets us more riders and we encourage reverse commute proje…
Jan 6, 2019 2:42 AM
Another one?
Jan 6, 2019 2:27 AM
@ianisqatsibot Franzen. Jonathan Franzen. WTH autocomplete!
Jan 6, 2019 2:22 AM
@realDonaldTrump @Scavino45 You dumb motherfuckers have shut down our government over a goddamn meme.
Jan 6, 2019 1:51 AM
Did someone just set off a firework in GP/Sunnyside/Excelsior?
Jan 6, 2019 1:30 AM
RT @NPR: At a fast-food restaurant in Lakewood, Colo., federal workers make up 30 to 40 percent of the customer base, the manager says –– a…
Jan 6, 2019 1:22 AM
RT @paulmozur: This is the best use of Chinese mobile payments I’ve seen yet. These guys disrupted arm wrestling. Pure, uncut raw #innovati…
Jan 6, 2019 12:50 AM
RT @PadraigBelton: This - for those of you who wondered - is exactly what being woken by a three-year old at 5 am is like. https://t.co/BQx…
Jan 6, 2019 12:48 AM
@jhamlett Woah.
Jan 5, 2019 7:18 PM
@wholemilklatte But he did some research and is an electrical engineer by trade, so I’m optimistic. Will let you know how it turns out.
Jan 5, 2019 7:17 PM
@wholemilklatte It’s an Ender 3. Gift from my brother-in-law, so I’m not too familiar with other models on the market.
Jan 5, 2019 6:49 PM
@wholemilklatte 👍🏼
Jan 5, 2019 6:41 PM
RT @jachristian: Extreme winds and high tides have created some serious flooding on the Embarcadero near Pier 14 in San Francisco @sfchroni…
Jan 5, 2019 4:35 PM
Saturday project. https://t.co/rqg9OqnySh
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Jan 5, 2019 4:21 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/TDdaxerWMw
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Jan 5, 2019 12:27 PM
Hey Seattle, if you aren’t calling it "Viafuct" you are doing it wrong. https://t.co/hQyuNsRI5N
Jan 5, 2019 11:59 AM
@l4stewar !MONOREPO
Jan 5, 2019 2:52 AM
@roach Ugh.
Jan 5, 2019 2:44 AM
Did...did a racist wall write this? https://t.co/8ulnNPaEBo
Jan 4, 2019 10:48 PM
RT @esbie: I wrote about our migration to @graalvm's polyglot API! Excited to get the chance to use this newer technology ^_^ https://t.co/…
Jan 4, 2019 10:27 PM
@arrdem @JeremyDK @networkjanitor TBH I've been workshopping that tweet for months. The hardest part was convincing Kurt to quit his job.
Jan 4, 2019 10:21 PM
@networkjanitor We'll miss you Kurt. It's a bummer you decided to..."packet in".
Jan 4, 2019 10:05 PM
Kurt bails. https://t.co/qaVZw2flm7
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Jan 4, 2019 8:53 PM
RT @MaskOakland: Just being honest: Our year end fundraiser got 12 donors (thank you), while 4000 people gave during crisis. (We spent th…
Jan 4, 2019 8:51 PM
RT @NolanOBrien: TFW you help colleagues save days worth of debugging by having the domain knowledge from 4 years ago to shortcut the answe…
Jan 4, 2019 8:44 PM
https://t.co/kuqpWY8a8b
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Jan 4, 2019 8:44 PM
Just kidding. My colleagues in HR are definitely *not* cops. Really.
Jan 4, 2019 8:44 PM
Which is sort of the same thing I guess.
Jan 4, 2019 8:44 PM
Or you work in HR.
Jan 4, 2019 8:44 PM
If your work calendar details are not visible by default to your colleagues you are a cop.
Jan 4, 2019 7:02 PM
RT @MaxKriegerVG: i will holler about how we deserve better than git till the end of time
Jan 4, 2019 6:27 PM
RT @roach: What would it cost, in today's market, to fill a residential swimming pool with weed? 🤔 Asking for a friend who is not me.
Jan 4, 2019 5:56 PM
RT @ddb: Why aren't we still talking about monorepos?
Jan 4, 2019 5:10 AM
RT @RIBirdHunter: Hello I am a raptor in a movie that’s not a Red-tailed Hawk but I sound just like a Red-tailed Hawk
Jan 4, 2019 3:42 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Rules are rules. https://t.co/ABgWgQ2iCh
Jan 4, 2019 2:38 AM
RT @bcantrill: OH: "I wrote a Gopher server once... in Erlang."
Jan 4, 2019 2:37 AM
RT @ConnorInTheNews: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can dance if she want to, she can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance…
Jan 4, 2019 2:21 AM
@Sharat_Chander https://t.co/C2n2xuJI4S
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Jan 4, 2019 2:21 AM
It’s called "tweganography".
Jan 4, 2019 2:14 AM
@Sharat_Chander Oh yeah, Yolo Bypass Wildlife Area is epic for birds!
Jan 4, 2019 1:14 AM
@gasca "The Soul of a New Machine" by Tracy Kidder
Jan 3, 2019 11:43 PM
Red-tailed hawks circling above the office this afternoon. https://t.co/WRcvDVOlJB
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Jan 3, 2019 11:24 PM
@marabou @NovalisDMT @ksrenev @WamBamBoozle Nah, it's cool.
Jan 3, 2019 7:57 PM
@ksrenev @sayrer i think you meant https://t.co/9Vjl1eBoNa
Jan 3, 2019 6:19 PM
@heyjoshua This has been like the best 24 of Twitter ever, IMO. And it's still going!
Jan 3, 2019 6:16 PM
Whether or not you think monorepos are good or bad we can all agree that, VCS-wise, Perforce is better than Git for large monorepos, right?
Jan 3, 2019 6:11 PM
@Jippi I get angry from other peoples stupidity offline to, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jan 3, 2019 4:59 PM
All right @sfmta_muni, let’s do this!
Jan 3, 2019 3:35 PM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/y0zuPVHyxL
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Jan 3, 2019 2:56 PM
@WamBamBoozle @marabou @ksrenev ☝🏻
Jan 3, 2019 2:55 PM
@realDonaldTrump Why...why is the word "Trump" (and a comma) in quotes? Where the fuck did you people go to school?
Jan 3, 2019 2:19 PM
RT @nihilistspicer: If specialization and economies of scale are good, we should probably have more specialized drivers instead of this wei…
Jan 3, 2019 2:16 PM
RT @nihilistspicer: @marlomajor @nntaleb there's no honor in what we do. I ain't proud of the things I've done for the only three things th…
Jan 3, 2019 7:24 AM
RT @zmanji: I love it when monorepo twitter comes out of the woodwork. It shows the true divide in our society.
Jan 3, 2019 4:32 AM
@christhalinger Pretty sure they are excluding the cows from that figure.
Jan 3, 2019 4:18 AM
@marius So what you do is you take the binaries from science and you bring them down to the birdcage engineers?
Jan 3, 2019 4:03 AM
RT @Lin_Manuel: New Years' resolution this year: reduce my online time by like a lot. I deleted my personal FB and have continued to avoid…
Jan 3, 2019 3:53 AM
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your monorepopinion, man.
Jan 3, 2019 3:30 AM
@pmorelli :-(
Jan 3, 2019 3:22 AM
RT @Cekent: @Nicole_Cliffe Card I saw at a museum last week: https://t.co/aYvihjZx2p
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Jan 3, 2019 3:16 AM
RT @kvlly: Step 1: Coffee Step 2: Coffee Step 3: Maybe some work?
Jan 3, 2019 2:44 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: playing with a cellular automaton using prime numbers. @igb look at those shooting stars :) https://t.co/1PBLuZeCgp
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Jan 3, 2019 2:05 AM
@heyjoshua @jayholler Nope.
Jan 3, 2019 1:37 AM
Glad to see #MUNI cleared up all those issues from this AM and is...back on track...for the evening commute. https://t.co/OVo4F7RGIx
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Jan 3, 2019 12:05 AM
"Thin Skin in the Game" by Nassim Nicholas Taleb https://t.co/H7atDZMcBe
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Jan 2, 2019 11:41 PM
@jvreeland26 @SecretaryZinke @POTUS @Interior Excellent work, Justin. Excellent work.
Jan 2, 2019 11:34 PM
@jvreeland26 https://t.co/iLhbbdP2fS
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Jan 2, 2019 9:38 PM
@F6x @mjduigou @nkjemisin @ann_leckie @MargaretAtwood @naominovik @ursulaleguin +1000 on @ann_leckie. Her "Imperial Radch" trilogy is fanta…
Jan 2, 2019 9:03 PM
RT @DuneQuoteBot: Major flaws in government arise from a fear of making radical internal changes even though a need is clearly seen.
Jan 2, 2019 8:54 PM
RT @sfmsr: We're making a new streetcar guide web-app for you to: 🚋 See the historic streetcars near you ⏳ Get arrival times & find where t…
Jan 2, 2019 8:51 PM
To be fair, I’d be angrily walking around the office anyway as I am doing a 'git pull' after a few weeks of vacation.
Jan 2, 2019 8:44 PM
Concurrency is hard. https://t.co/Nchz6ySwXb
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Jan 2, 2019 8:31 PM
Sorry, "monorepi".
Jan 2, 2019 8:30 PM
People are defending monorepos on Twitter right now so I’m angrily wandering around the office to avoid rage-tweeting something dumb.
Jan 2, 2019 5:53 PM
@hobbes188 Just an innocent bystander. :-)
Jan 2, 2019 5:51 PM
Stalled train now cleared. It was neat to see a tow train in action. https://t.co/l0Hz8DKfNd
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Jan 2, 2019 5:46 PM
They are bringing in another train to tow the broken one. #MUNI https://t.co/roNjIb8LTr
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Jan 2, 2019 5:40 PM
Outbound is completely shut down. Seems like the broken train is waiting on a tow. Outbound @sfmta_muni cars backed up on Church St.
Jan 2, 2019 5:37 PM
Current outbound J status: https://t.co/G9HjYqicN8
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Jan 2, 2019 5:25 PM
If you combined Zeno’s paradox of the arrow with the myth of Sisyphus you’d get @sfmta_muni.
Jan 2, 2019 4:25 PM
@F6x I also discovered some excellent short stories by Xia Jia this year.
Jan 2, 2019 4:20 PM
RT @F6x: Who are your current, favorite female science fiction writers? https://t.co/hVOhLZnTNk
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Jan 2, 2019 4:20 PM
@F6x @nkjemisin
Jan 2, 2019 10:56 AM
@christhalinger Tidal bore?
Jan 2, 2019 4:03 AM
RT @SarahKSilverman: This year let’s take the path of most resistance
Jan 2, 2019 4:03 AM
RT @mspowahs: what I think we can all agree on is that 2019 is the year of Linux on the desktop
Jan 2, 2019 2:13 AM
RT @nanographs: Steel wool on fire+a kitchen wisk to hold it+a bit of rope always means you are going to have a good night. This was shot o…
Jan 2, 2019 2:00 AM
Spotted this northern mockingbird across the street just before sunset this evening. https://t.co/rVYKV3P33h
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Jan 2, 2019 1:42 AM
As I was saying. https://t.co/7V4QCNDFIW
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Jan 2, 2019 12:26 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A BART elevator is covered in mustard. Yes, mustard. An empty mustard bottle lies on the elevator floor.
Jan 1, 2019 11:13 PM
@jayholler It has its limitations.
Jan 1, 2019 11:06 PM
@jayholler You need to split the team. @dickc’s rule of 10 or less directs is on point.
Jan 1, 2019 11:01 PM
@jayholler We do it on #TwitterVMTeam. Or rather we use both.
Jan 1, 2019 10:10 PM
@jayholler s/@SlackHQ/DMs
Jan 1, 2019 9:25 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/IzJd1TraqT
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Jan 1, 2019 9:23 PM
Enjoy! https://t.co/6CEM2cpq0L
Jan 1, 2019 9:23 PM
If you are not familiar with cellular automata here's a brief overview of the types generated by this bot. https://t.co/luLAm0wPGs
Jan 1, 2019 9:23 PM
There are two types of images, those generated from a single seed and those from a row of randomly filled cells. https://t.co/MLDsKeBkJS
Jan 1, 2019 9:23 PM
Happy New Year! Here's a new bot for all you folks who want randomly generated cellular automata in your TL every 6 hours or so. https://t.…
Jan 1, 2019 8:08 PM
@jayholler Sea and Cake...nice!
Jan 1, 2019 4:49 PM
@jayholler Happy New Year, Jay!
Jan 1, 2019 4:48 PM
@jayholler Hah! Same. https://t.co/zrGsQOSx0G
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Jan 1, 2019 11:16 AM
RT @MrJonCryer: It’s fun to slag Twitter, but I’ve met thousands of great folks here. And I’m grateful for every one of you. In 2018 we…
Jan 1, 2019 8:11 AM
NYE timeline serendipity courtesy of @MikeIsaac and @Eigenvariable. #HappyNewYear https://t.co/vucmO84kvS
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Jan 1, 2019 8:04 AM
@networkjanitor El Sob #1
Jan 1, 2019 7:18 AM
RT @ning_sf: This is sf city..... https://t.co/70miNaL9rE
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Jan 1, 2019 5:20 AM
Nice work, @Scavino45. Nice work. https://t.co/E1VC4alLmZ
Jan 1, 2019 5:13 AM
Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart. https://t.co/kToW60N396
Jan 1, 2019 4:57 AM
RT @maggieNYT: How happy the Secret Service must be that this is even a discussion. https://t.co/wJ2XcYeHKj
Jan 1, 2019 3:26 AM
Happy (and early) New Year from our family to you and yours! https://t.co/MtCjggoT6B
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Jan 1, 2019 3:16 AM
@miguelrios @SkyNews @YouTube TIL! I should have asked this question earlier!
Jan 1, 2019 3:07 AM
As it is we are watching a playback of the @SkyNews 2019 London broadcast on @YouTube.
Jan 1, 2019 3:07 AM
I would pay $2.99 every year for a Muppets or Disney or whatever pre-recorded NYE countdown so we can get the kids to bed on time.
Jan 1, 2019 2:59 AM
@StevensCharlie7 @WhiteHouse @Scavino45 Sorry, not sure I understand your point, Charlie.
Jan 1, 2019 2:05 AM
RT @JorCru: Let’s have a DEATH OF STALIN prequel just about Zhukov https://t.co/4HUH7QisZc
Jan 1, 2019 2:02 AM
@WhiteHouse @Scavino45 https://t.co/71Knv7OrqG
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Jan 1, 2019 2:01 AM
They’re Don DeLillo’s sunsets. We’re just posting pictures of them on social media. https://t.co/18y8J3Ec9F
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Jan 1, 2019 1:53 AM
RT @GreatDismal: Seconded. https://t.co/J0T5br8eqO
Jan 1, 2019 12:50 AM
RT @Vahn16: little known fact: bill nye is short for william new years eve