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Dec 31, 2018 11:39 PM
@djpardis ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Here’s my "review" of one of them: https://t.co/5Yjoj3hz2P
Dec 31, 2018 10:21 PM
RT @Passionweiss: 1. I didn't want to put this at #1 because I would rather it be something positive, but obviously, we are in the depths o…
Dec 31, 2018 9:07 PM
RT @AstroKatie: Whatever else happens, the new year will bring us all 3.5 billion kilometers closer to our cosmic friends in the Andromeda…
Dec 31, 2018 9:04 PM
@Zeke_Cao https://t.co/XueiFsALBS
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Dec 31, 2018 8:19 PM
And people say I’m hard to shop for... https://t.co/Wr491N3bgK
Dec 31, 2018 8:16 PM
Took the baby for a walk and spotted a bunch of these western bluebirds chattering up and down the street. https://t.co/zMexgzD4mz
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Dec 31, 2018 5:56 PM
RT @burritojustice: this deserves wider attention https://t.co/WYoPu6SNib
Dec 31, 2018 4:17 PM
@doctorow Can’t beat a good @sinKEVitch illo.
Dec 31, 2018 3:41 PM
I am comforted by the fact that however crazy & reckless our President might be, his staff proofreads and vets the content of his tweets. h…
Dec 31, 2018 1:31 PM
RT @TheEconomist: A rising cost of living and anti-immigrant sentiment has led tech workers to shun America in favour of Canada https://t.c…
Dec 31, 2018 1:16 PM
RT @morningmoneyben: Fellow parents, do you also reach the point in a long winter break when you simply declare defeat in the war on screen…
Dec 31, 2018 1:11 PM
RT @paloaltoweekly: #RestaurantReview: Camper in #MenloPark is another welcome, chef-driven, high-quality addition to the local restaurant…
Dec 31, 2018 3:29 AM
Pooja doing a little light reading to wind down the weekend. https://t.co/E8S6TIl33T
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Dec 31, 2018 2:42 AM
RT @mjg59: The worst indictment of lack of joined up transit infrastructure is how Civic Center station is constructed to allow transfer fr…
Dec 30, 2018 11:38 PM
This is a roundabout way of saying "take longer showers". https://t.co/p5VyVWQlIA
Dec 30, 2018 10:07 PM
@heyjoshua @msilver @jayholler This one would have been more wonderful and more insane. https://t.co/u6HlliODV6
Dec 30, 2018 9:54 PM
@jayholler @msilver You mean stilsuits? Yes, but instead of water they reclaim caffeine from your waste and deliver fresh coffee to you thr…
Dec 30, 2018 9:51 PM
@msilver @jayholler Read the books, Jay, and join me at the Muad'Dib School of Management as we pursue the Golden Path™ to organizational e…
Dec 30, 2018 8:46 PM
RT @strobist: Helluva Supermoon shot by AP’s Noah Berger. Shown during partial eclipse, rising behind Salesforce Tower in SF in Jan of this…
Dec 30, 2018 3:00 PM
RT @sbyrnes: Before you have kids, you have roughly 30 hours of free time a week. After you have 1 kid, you have 3 hours of free time a we…
Dec 30, 2018 6:22 AM
RT @jdawsey1: What would be the reaction if another president blamed another political party for children who died in his government’s cust…
Dec 30, 2018 6:22 AM
RT @TheTweetOfGod: I admire the state of Alabama's single-minded determination to be great at college football and bad at everything else i…
Dec 30, 2018 6:03 AM
RT @xcv58: Can't agree more. Probably accessibility is next step for our team 😀 https://t.co/dyj8xofmhF
Dec 30, 2018 6:03 AM
RT @TheSeanBrewster: I just witnessed the most amazing moment while going through airport security:
Dec 30, 2018 12:34 AM
Hey @Scavino45, weren’t *you* a manager at a Trump golf club? 🤔 https://t.co/5LOeHiz78n
Dec 30, 2018 12:14 AM
@heyjoshua Beer is the wine-killer.
Dec 29, 2018 11:38 PM
What idiot called them the Bene Gesserit instead of the Spice Girls?
Dec 29, 2018 10:27 PM
@xor @AOC Indeed! Welcome!
Dec 29, 2018 9:30 PM
"Ain’t no party like a West Coast party." https://t.co/mCQPxcJZkj
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Dec 29, 2018 6:47 PM
This is really fucked up on so many levels. https://t.co/d3aCudSLLE
Dec 29, 2018 5:16 AM
RT @NolanOBrien: I am soliciting 1:1 feedback on a proposed revision to the upcoming changes to images on Twitter (specifically PNG images)…
Dec 29, 2018 4:32 AM
RT @_cingraham: So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the inte…
Dec 29, 2018 4:20 AM
Dan... 1) it’s "ICYMI", you "social media guru". 2) pretty sure this means there’s a lot less Republicans than there used to be. https:/…
Dec 28, 2018 11:37 PM
@sourcerolls Wow! TIL!!!
Dec 28, 2018 11:35 PM
RT @kwuchu: Twitter needs to make a dedicated app for DMs. And the fact that I can't search DMs is also quite annoying.
Dec 28, 2018 11:33 PM
@gnat @timbray Yep, see my reply to Tim.
Dec 28, 2018 11:31 PM
@timbray I also think certain cellular automata rules make a good counterpoint. https://t.co/xFYwtEC8S1
Dec 28, 2018 11:24 PM
"There is no such thing as rule-governed creativity." - Leto II
Dec 28, 2018 6:23 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/cCfAhjqKBy
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Dec 28, 2018 6:23 PM
@realDonaldTrump You are a racist schmuck. Foolish tweets like this are a disservice to our country.
Dec 28, 2018 6:20 PM
RT @NPR: In one of its final acts of 2018, New York City Council unanimously voted to name two streets after The Notorious B.I.G. and Wu-Ta…
Dec 28, 2018 4:42 AM
RT @MikeSchiraldi: @FitzTheReporter The biggest problem with the bus / Is all the cars in front of us / And so I'd really like to see / Red…
Dec 28, 2018 4:36 AM
"The Purple Rose of Cairo" but instead of a 1930s-era romantic lead it’s a one-dimensional villain from a bad 80s film and now he rules us.
Dec 27, 2018 10:39 PM
RT @BenBartenstein: Half of the sources I quoted this year for @business were women. That’s 337 in total, or about one a day. Unfortunately…
Dec 27, 2018 6:58 PM
Current forgot-to-put-the-kid’s-boots-in-the-car-on-way-to-skihill-status. https://t.co/lSPBN9VZe7
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Dec 27, 2018 1:10 PM
@heyjoshua Though that would be an appropriate follow up to "Seveneves". As you know, his pattern is 1 good book, 1 bad book, 1 good book...
Dec 27, 2018 1:06 PM
@heyjoshua FFS
Dec 27, 2018 12:53 PM
RT @ValerieInsinna: Reminder to self: Don’t ever mess with plane spotters. https://t.co/t5JZyHBbaQ
Dec 27, 2018 12:41 PM
RT @nytimes: Who are San Francisco's most generous citizens? Here's an illustrated answer from a graphic journalist based in the city. http…
Dec 27, 2018 5:43 AM
@mad_typist Nice! I’m stoked to be back there in a few weeks for @LavaOneConf! https://t.co/AaV1FW5LzH
Dec 27, 2018 4:20 AM
@knorlen Nikon D500 with a 200-500mm telephoto lens. https://t.co/8hhfSt6gEF
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Dec 27, 2018 4:10 AM
Stellar work, @Scavino45. You guys really seem to have this "social media" thing figured out. #MAGA https://t.co/NV7xFDsbeC
Dec 26, 2018 8:51 PM
RT @ptraughber: Why is public parking free every Sunday and holidays but public transit is not?
Dec 26, 2018 6:40 PM
@davidjrusek Small dogs disappear in our neighborhood from time to time. :-)
Dec 26, 2018 6:39 PM
@davidjrusek SF. Three BART stops from the office. But we are a few blocks from Glen Canyon.
Dec 26, 2018 5:47 PM
Coyote strolling down the street. https://t.co/yoJ2GMooWH
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Dec 26, 2018 5:12 PM
Hummingbird outside the window this AM. https://t.co/6QUoCAdzil
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Dec 26, 2018 3:18 PM
RT @fordm: Monstrous. https://t.co/OtkR2gRhqt
Dec 26, 2018 5:23 AM
@gregkuziacarmel GTFO! (Also, Merry Christmas Greg!)
Dec 26, 2018 5:14 AM
console.log("Merry Christmas.");
Dec 26, 2018 5:13 AM
Fuck Node.js®. In particular fuck, whatever the fuck is wrong with the Node.js® runtime that requires "node-pre-gyp" all over the place.
Dec 26, 2018 4:35 AM
Current Christmas-cracker status. https://t.co/tSIsiRj8ht
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Dec 25, 2018 8:03 PM
RT @skilldrick: @igb @jayholler @transitapp https://t.co/G19kZsJ2F5
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Dec 25, 2018 7:57 PM
@jayholler @transitapp https://t.co/ToVnSw9VHX
Dec 25, 2018 7:28 PM
@jayholler @transitapp Write your own?
Dec 25, 2018 10:06 AM
He is incredibly, mind-bogglingly bad at being President. https://t.co/76jQxve06P
Dec 25, 2018 9:49 AM
@freialobo OMG. SF needs to go full-NYC on @McDonalds HQ2. Dedicated BART tunnel. No taxes ever. Whatever it takes.
Dec 25, 2018 9:25 AM
@freialobo The McAloo Tiki™ is the greatest sandwich ever.
Dec 25, 2018 4:48 AM
RT @ThatAdamKid: Die Hard is a sandwich. Hot dogs are Christmas movies. Meaning is dissolving and language is inadequate to vocalize our pa…
Dec 25, 2018 4:47 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: “Act-Yule-y...” - The 3 Wise Mansplainers I’m so sorry.
Dec 25, 2018 4:19 AM
All I want for Christmas is for @DanScavino and @realDonaldTrump to go to jail next year. #MAGA
Dec 25, 2018 12:28 AM
@ssgtmas It’s looking like it escaped most damage.
Dec 25, 2018 12:07 AM
Tree down https://t.co/jhOC0gyPdo
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Dec 24, 2018 9:33 PM
@davidjrusek Is she stuck?
Dec 24, 2018 8:32 PM
Current taking-the-baby-for-a-walk status. https://t.co/RAZMbJSkBs
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Dec 24, 2018 8:05 PM
RT @jkru: @dschonbe @igb @PrimeVideo @pawpatrol The thing I don’t like about Paw Patrol is that it has the same girl/boy issue that Power R…
Dec 24, 2018 8:04 PM
@jkru @dschonbe @PrimeVideo @pawpatrol This! ☝🏻
Dec 24, 2018 6:29 PM
He who controls the spice, controls the universe! https://t.co/Ve0QbO81bB
Dec 24, 2018 6:25 PM
Crazy indeed. https://t.co/leg9dzrsc0
Dec 24, 2018 4:53 PM
RT @tomgara: Honestly, in these shaky economic times it's a relief to know that the Treasury is being run by the executive producer of Mad…
Dec 24, 2018 4:49 PM
RT @ritholtz: The Unforced Errors Administration: It is one unnecessary fuck up after another, due to incompetency or stupidity or a false…
Dec 24, 2018 4:20 PM
RT @athuras: What are the performance implications (jvm) of using static, vs instance methods for immutable data structures. i.e. when shou…
Dec 24, 2018 4:11 PM
I guess that in 2019 "economic anxiety" will mean actual economic anxiety instead of just racism. #MAGA https://t.co/5RZ3Id3SWI
Dec 24, 2018 6:41 AM
RT @nedprice: It speaks volumes that Trump had read Mattis’ resignation letter before praising him last week. He couldn’t even understand t…
Dec 24, 2018 5:23 AM
RT @paulkrugman: Alternatively, Mnuchin could just be an idiot 2/ https://t.co/5nvS5yQzhD
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Dec 24, 2018 5:22 AM
RT @paulkrugman: This is amazing. It's as if Mnuchin was trying to create a panic over something nobody was worried about until this releas…
Dec 24, 2018 4:47 AM
Although it's been said many times, many ways...you’re full of shit, buddy. https://t.co/z2fF13k59h
Dec 24, 2018 3:12 AM
RT @Kasparov63: I think I'm the Kasparov of that. https://t.co/4DlPQmjy6s
Dec 24, 2018 1:48 AM
@jayholler I always recommend the tomatoes with blue cheese dressing as an appetizer.
Dec 24, 2018 12:36 AM
@dschonbe @PrimeVideo @pawpatrol Given the overall awfulness of @pawpatrol I can't imagine how terrible this "Super Wingz" might be.
Dec 24, 2018 12:02 AM
RT @dansinker: Steven Mnuchin would like you to know that he called banks today and that they have money and also that there's a meeting of…
Dec 23, 2018 10:25 PM
@pandemona It’s a...real gem.
Dec 23, 2018 10:13 PM
RT @MobyLives: [Michelle’s publisher] tfw you told Amazon they weren’t taking enough copies & you can’t get them more in time for Xmas & yo…
Dec 23, 2018 10:09 PM
@RandPaul You racist POS.
Dec 23, 2018 7:10 PM
RT @kathygriffin: Part of me wonders if Trump is so eager to withdraw troops from Afghanistan because he doesn't want to have to visit them
Dec 23, 2018 2:48 AM
@Zeke_Cao @oihamza @peetscoffee If someone calls the Twoffice the "Nest" I assume they are a narc.
Dec 23, 2018 2:44 AM
@Zeke_Cao @oihamza @peetscoffee Nope.
Dec 22, 2018 9:10 PM
RT @jef_poskanzer: #Shutdown at Fort Funston. Dozens of cars parked on the shoulder of Skyline tho. https://t.co/vNfolr6nKa
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Dec 22, 2018 8:30 PM
Googl Voice FTW! https://t.co/mloerILQVv
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Dec 22, 2018 8:00 PM
@heyjoshua Yeah, still the case (I think). This message says "too many" accounts. Must be a (new?) limit.
Dec 22, 2018 7:56 PM
@jvreeland26 Yeah, my plan was to subscribe to that number indefinitely. Sigh.
Dec 22, 2018 7:54 PM
Welp. So much for using Burner. On to the next...Google Voice perhaps? https://t.co/glKd8Bh1wo
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Dec 22, 2018 7:47 PM
@ksrenev It probably does. Will try that next and let you know.
Dec 22, 2018 7:39 PM
TIL: https://t.co/moD3yH6sTN Let's see if this works.
Dec 22, 2018 7:30 PM
Seriously though, this seems like a bad policy...I understand the need to limit spam, but this makes it hard to create "good" bots.
Dec 22, 2018 7:27 PM
just setting up my (burner phone for my) twttr (bot) https://t.co/3UzseEGH1D
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Dec 22, 2018 6:49 PM
RT @andres: hold up... what of we let him keep his government closed and we open a new one? https://t.co/Xy4YfddM3I
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Dec 22, 2018 6:43 PM
RT @danpfeiffer: Prepared by people working without pay https://t.co/p51I7ecoVn
Dec 22, 2018 6:36 PM
@srw @jpd Speaking of trivia: I keep forgetting he’s Norah Jones’s dad.
Dec 22, 2018 6:29 PM
@jpd Ravi Shankar was pretty big in the 60s (player at Monterey Pop, etc.), though arguably his connections with George Harrison helped.
Dec 22, 2018 6:09 PM
RT @Ocasio2018: Next time we have a gov shutdown, Congressional salaries should be furloughed as well. It’s completely unacceptable that m…
Dec 22, 2018 3:11 PM
RT @angadsg: Observing internet usage in India. Massive localization by all digital assets in India of Silicon Valley giants. Google toppin…
Dec 22, 2018 8:33 AM
@networkjanitor @djpardis @FishboneSoldier @Ramin_DK @jayholler https://t.co/5LOwGi3x69
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Dec 22, 2018 8:10 AM
🐟🦴 https://t.co/f7kg1iWY9T
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Dec 22, 2018 3:16 AM
TIL: the (new?) @peetscoffee by the Twoffice is a pretty chill place to, uh, chill.
Dec 22, 2018 3:13 AM
@TonyPrintezis I’m skeptical.
Dec 22, 2018 2:57 AM
Getting amped for a late-80s SoCal punk/funk show by listening to some early-90s UK shoegaze.
Dec 22, 2018 2:42 AM
RT @whyevernotso: Names for collections of code in various languages: A pile of JavaScript A crystal of Haskell An undefinedness of C++…
Dec 22, 2018 12:03 AM
RT @SFBART: Update: https://t.co/MRChxN5rPu
Dec 21, 2018 11:45 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: #OneTeam #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/mtMSWa1Jq0
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Dec 21, 2018 11:43 PM
"There’s always money in the bananas scam." https://t.co/XRZaoapmci
Dec 21, 2018 11:34 PM
RT @skilldrick: Does it bother anyone else that the close up of the top doesn’t match the actual top? https://t.co/1RzHrnb5Zb
Dec 21, 2018 11:33 PM
@Srikantht @taylorleese https://t.co/KB8kM0HCIY
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Dec 21, 2018 11:25 PM
'Tis the season. https://t.co/VP9a6Yq7D4
Dec 21, 2018 11:20 PM
RT @SFBART: Trains have been stopped at Daly City due to police activity and delays are developing in both SFO and East Bay directions. We…
Dec 21, 2018 10:50 PM
RT @GaryGrumbach: NBC News has learned Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg voted FROM HER HOSPITAL BED to refuse to let the government enforce Pres…
Dec 21, 2018 10:47 PM
Taylor vs. Taylor https://t.co/OktkU8cp1D
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Dec 21, 2018 10:25 PM
RT @marius: Just remember, kids, that Santa is a government employee.
Dec 21, 2018 7:46 PM
RT @joshrogin: This @AP account of how Erdogan convinced Trump to pull out of Syria and Bolton, Mattis and Pompeo tried to stop it is downr…
Dec 21, 2018 7:42 PM
Was nice to come back from parental leave and see that @0xcdc had stopped by my desk. Thanks Charlie! https://t.co/EEF5dqObD2
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Dec 21, 2018 6:16 PM
RT @KarthikKatooru: We blogged about how we built secondary indexing in Manhattan https://t.co/hWk9Eq7UA8
Dec 21, 2018 5:56 PM
RT @SFFFLocal798: Large trash fire under 280 NB near Alemany which is affecting freeway traffic. @CHPSanFrancisco @LondonBreed https://t.…
Dec 21, 2018 5:55 PM
RT @kron4news: DEVELOPING: SFFD is conducting a surf rescue at Ocean Beach, where the missing adult may possibly be in the surf https://t.c…
Dec 21, 2018 5:48 PM
RT @milkygoddess: babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight
Dec 21, 2018 5:45 PM
RT @emmaladyrose: RBG can have my lung
Dec 21, 2018 5:36 PM
@franckcuny Congratulations!!!
Dec 21, 2018 5:21 PM
RT @ysr1729: "The Great Wall of America will be bigger and more beautiful than what the Chinese built, be visible from space, stop the mara…
Dec 21, 2018 5:16 PM
@Twitter the
Dec 21, 2018 5:05 PM
Joy to the world. https://t.co/4mrBtbq1H4
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Dec 21, 2018 3:45 PM
@laebshade @jayholler It’s a common management technique. Helps one avoid professional accountability and HR liability.
Dec 21, 2018 3:39 PM
@SFBART If the escalators aren’t working it’s kind of a moot point.
Dec 21, 2018 3:11 PM
@realDonaldTrump I’m not sure I follow.
Dec 21, 2018 5:07 AM
RT @skamille: Chicago might have the best train to the airport of any American city why do they need a tunnel? https://t.co/3L2aHM6ObD
Dec 21, 2018 2:41 AM
RT @Caterina: Is it the end days for the scrofulous kleptocracy and its repugnant, racist, illiterate, misogynistic, grasping, treasonous m…
Dec 21, 2018 1:52 AM
RT @BillMartinKTVU: https://t.co/uovFyvx6cU
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Dec 21, 2018 1:49 AM
RT @TwitterSupport: Looking for a platform to help you share your art and photos with the world? You're in luck: Twitter is built to showca…
Dec 21, 2018 1:48 AM
RT @kasie: On the House floor, leaders scrambling to see if they can pass $5 billion in wall funding as Republicans say they want President…
Dec 20, 2018 7:52 PM
(at least not in the companies/orgs I've worked in over the years) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 20, 2018 7:52 PM
I am sure there are CMSes out there that try to solve this problem (e.g. wiki includes), but I have never seen them successfully applied.
Dec 20, 2018 7:52 PM
...but updates to low-level item (dates, scope, etc.) are never reflected in summary.)
Dec 20, 2018 7:52 PM
(e.g. a low-level roadmap item is published in a org-wide high-level summary of key deliverables...
Dec 20, 2018 7:52 PM
The problem is often exacerbated by bubbling roadmap items, OKRs, etc. up through an org chart.
Dec 20, 2018 7:52 PM
Why is DRY not a fundamental principal of roadmaps, OKRs, plans, etc. and the CMSes (often @googledocs) on which they are built?
Dec 20, 2018 7:52 PM
Engineering organizations eschew copy and pasting in codebases, but happily embrace it in documentation, planning artifacts, etc.
Dec 20, 2018 4:35 PM
@jayholler @SFBART Thanks Jay. Here in Glen Park we have moderate fog and ennui. Rising caffeine levels this AM will see weltschmerz replac…
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Dec 20, 2018 4:08 PM
@jayholler #HollerWX
Dec 20, 2018 4:01 PM
@jayholler https://t.co/LhkWlvax8J
Dec 20, 2018 3:33 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/WsvACTXmzk
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Dec 20, 2018 2:49 PM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: This morning I came to a fork in the road. #notsorry https://t.co/gK2Ll1qgPC
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Dec 20, 2018 5:46 AM
In the future, every Bay Area resident will be a BART elevator attendant for 15 minutes.
Dec 20, 2018 5:17 AM
RT @berkeleyside: The @LickObservatory says the mystery streak of light seen by many in the Bay Area just after sunset was a meteor. https…
Dec 20, 2018 3:16 AM
I wish we had ML-driven moments around photos of WTF sky phenomena. https://t.co/r4kPb1Uia5
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Dec 20, 2018 3:11 AM
RT @mspowahs: Actually the product name is Google Hangouts. The call itself is Hangouts' Monster https://t.co/tJs5hPtg7I
Dec 20, 2018 3:08 AM
RT @wholemilklatte: @igb Thinking of the daily @SFBART experience as #dada may make it more manageable for me. i'm going to think on this a…
Dec 20, 2018 3:03 AM
RT @igb: @wholemilklatte @SFBART Sufficiently underfunded public transit is indistinguishable from performance art.
Dec 20, 2018 3:03 AM
@wholemilklatte @SFBART Sufficiently underfunded public transit is indistinguishable from performance art.
Dec 20, 2018 2:56 AM
RT @SFBART: Since the elevator attendant program at Powell and Civic Center stations started in April, drug use and biohazards in the eleva…
Dec 20, 2018 1:17 AM
I ♡ BART. No, really. Elevator attendants FTW! https://t.co/yaFYBAq77o
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Dec 20, 2018 12:45 AM
About to take the Civic Center @SFBART elevator. 🤞🏻😬
Dec 20, 2018 12:43 AM
The real genius was ketchup in/on the street elevator, and then mustard in/on the platform elevator. This is art.
Dec 20, 2018 12:41 AM
I ♡ BART. https://t.co/Aks1emORLq
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Dec 19, 2018 7:25 PM
@Zeke_Cao @madebygoogle @KeepCup Hot salt juice.
Dec 19, 2018 7:21 PM
That’s just the spice talking. https://t.co/wDkpZN4GOz
Dec 19, 2018 5:55 PM
@madebygoogle @Zeke_Cao @KeepCup Coffee.
Dec 19, 2018 5:48 PM
RT @DuneQuoteBot: A bad administrator is more concerned with reports than with decisions. He wants the record which he can display as an ex…
Dec 19, 2018 5:41 PM
RT @syswarren: Don't fight people on little details when they got everything else right. It's what trolls do.
Dec 19, 2018 5:37 PM
RT @ftrain: A lot of the world's least successful people also start their days at 4am.
Dec 19, 2018 4:13 PM
RT @AzulSystems: [CONFERENCE] Got your tickets yet? 2 parts #Java, 1 part Aloha! https://t.co/XFzsH06L9g Join @giltene in January at @Lava…
Dec 19, 2018 3:30 PM
I wonder if @DanScavino will figure out how to thread tweets before he goes to jail. https://t.co/MAyDx8ISq4
Dec 19, 2018 5:52 AM
@mccv @nkjemisin Those books...totally rocked.
Dec 18, 2018 10:29 PM
@msilver @squarecog I did have to get rid of an ad between the tweets though. (sorry @LincolnMotorCo, I didn’t really dislike your ad, it w…
Dec 18, 2018 10:25 PM
@msilver @squarecog It is the algorithm TL though.
Dec 18, 2018 10:25 PM
@msilver @squarecog I faved and retweeted after I saw both together.
Dec 18, 2018 10:24 PM
@msilver @squarecog Not at all.
Dec 18, 2018 10:18 PM
I ♡ TL serendipity. https://t.co/o5P0loU0Lf
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Dec 18, 2018 10:09 PM
RT @squarecog: Stickers: a business catering to the rather particular demographics of skateboarders, software devs, and toddlers.
Dec 18, 2018 10:09 PM
RT @flglmn: this is your God now https://t.co/tDhuhDf7WS
Dec 18, 2018 8:15 PM
RT @Michael_Cho: It looks like DC has released the variant cover I drew for Detective Comics 1000. I drew the 1950’s themed cover and had…
Dec 18, 2018 8:10 PM
The reason for the (asset) seizing. https://t.co/VK1ZpkHniC
Dec 18, 2018 7:53 PM
RT @nprpolitics: JUST IN: New York Attorney General Barbara Underwood has announced that the Trump Foundation will dissolve. The foundati…
Dec 18, 2018 6:15 PM
RT @jafrog: How I made my career as a software engineer https://t.co/3Xb7nON20Q
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Dec 18, 2018 5:49 PM
@taylorleese @ryanoneill Close. I got media uploads working in my Erlang Twitter client: @RandoVoronoi
Dec 18, 2018 5:14 PM
RT @DanJackson415: If you want to understand why there are constant inbound @sfmta_muni delays aka “slow moving traffic” in the subway ever…
Dec 18, 2018 5:34 AM
@Twitter Bubble.
Dec 18, 2018 5:31 AM
@kiran_deshpande @ianisqatsibot But here you go. https://t.co/tvBkwCzFoD
Dec 18, 2018 5:30 AM
@kiran_deshpande @ianisqatsibot I feel like you might be missing the point of this bot/account.
Dec 18, 2018 5:18 AM
RT @argyris: Taleb Blowfish https://t.co/gqYwAa0etu
Dec 18, 2018 5:18 AM
RT @DuneQuoteBot: Not knowing what you said, you said it.
Dec 18, 2018 5:17 AM
RT @GoldenGateNPS: SIGN UP TODAY ➡️ For next month's photowalk led by expert photographer Alison Taggart-Barone on Jan. 13. Explore the for…
Dec 18, 2018 5:16 AM
RT @KevinSimler: Hey Twitter, instead of a mute button, how about an adjustable volume knob? https://t.co/Wt2i7sv96u
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Dec 18, 2018 5:15 AM
RT @omarsuleiman504: This reminds me of the “random” security checks on Muslims at the airport https://t.co/UWVavEL8yw
Dec 18, 2018 5:07 AM
RT @piamancini: I’m framing this. https://t.co/K55mvcQBM1
Dec 18, 2018 5:06 AM
RT @Bobosphere: I'm not usually especially schadenfreudish. But you know what delights me? They all will be immortalized in infamy. Disg…
Dec 18, 2018 5:06 AM
RT @JohnKingSFChron: Few buildings in San Francisco routinely make me smile. This odd residential tower just north of Broadway is one https…
Dec 18, 2018 5:00 AM
RT @NWSBayArea: The high surf warning will transition to a high surf advisory at 9PM. Large breaking waves and coastal wave run up will c…
Dec 18, 2018 4:56 AM
RT @jemelehill: The NFL continues to tell on itself. https://t.co/L4jfuIP6k6
Dec 18, 2018 4:48 AM
RT @E_Reid35: Number 7... ”Random” https://t.co/6HkxXCZhQP
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Dec 18, 2018 4:40 AM
RT @thesonjake: One word: epic https://t.co/BtGhi3euTW
Dec 18, 2018 4:21 AM
@cravensroost @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown Not thrilled, true...but neither one is crying, screaming, or having a tantrum. #winning https://t.…
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Dec 18, 2018 4:12 AM
RT @1andonlyglo: @itmeaki @igb What if Apple buys Tile and then you can find your lost ones using the network of AirPods 🤔
Dec 18, 2018 3:54 AM
@jayholler @SFBART Things are looking up Jay!
Dec 18, 2018 2:14 AM
Current commute status. https://t.co/XbtlIyVcHT
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Dec 18, 2018 1:47 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A San Francisco hill is lit in golden light. The sky above the hill is the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Dec 18, 2018 12:39 AM
We are stuck at Montgomery because we have a broken door. #BART
Dec 17, 2018 11:25 PM
RT @janellewang: Big Wave Surfing at #Mavericks , but contest will not take place this week. Possibly January. #HighSurf warning along Ba…
Dec 17, 2018 11:16 PM
RT @DuneQuoteBot: One uses power by grasping it lightly. To grasp too strongly is to be taken over by power, and thus to become its victim.
Dec 17, 2018 10:55 PM
There should be AirPod vending machines on every block.
Dec 17, 2018 9:41 PM
RT @chrislhayes: Trump’s gonna tweet “Snitches get stitches” before the day is done.
Dec 17, 2018 8:27 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: Don’t make the beach your grave. Constantly watch the ocean for changes in wave patterns and NEVER TURN YOUR BACK TO THE OC…
Dec 17, 2018 8:18 PM
RT @caitie: All of this is so good and hilarious, but also read this and don't do any of these! https://t.co/sYmRJja6c7
Dec 17, 2018 8:18 PM
RT @seldo: Chapter 25: Migrating From Bare Metal To The Cloud Or Vice-Versa, Whichever You're Not Currently Doing
Dec 17, 2018 8:18 PM
RT @seldo: Chapter 17: Fuck It, Let's Try Erlang
Dec 17, 2018 8:17 PM
@utkarsh I'm sure we can figure out a way to hook you up. :-)
Dec 17, 2018 8:15 PM
RT @SF_emergency: The high surf warning at Ocean Beach continues until 9 p.m. this evening. Please stay off of the sand at Ocean Beach.
Dec 17, 2018 8:13 PM
RT @SportsCenter: .@kellyslater is a wizard 😳 (via @wsl) https://t.co/LsVgHO9co9
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Dec 17, 2018 7:36 PM
Hey Twitter, can someone recommend a cake artist in SF/Bay Area who can help me realize my vision? https://t.co/uHgrUUzPFw
Dec 17, 2018 6:26 PM
It was a nice parental leave, but now it’s time to get back to consuming unhealthy amounts of delicious coffee. #LoveWhereYouWork https://t…
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Dec 17, 2018 6:02 PM
RT @nbcbayarea: Word of warning! One of our crews on the coast thought they were in a safe location, but they ended up being hit by a wave.…
Dec 17, 2018 5:41 PM
@jayholler :-( how can we help?
Dec 17, 2018 5:21 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: Only 4 weeks until #LavaOne! People are still signing up, like @giltene from @AzulSystems did yesterday. Currently 19 tick…
Dec 17, 2018 5:09 PM
RT @AP: The AP has deleted a tweet because it incorrectly said that a survey on vaping has been around for 44 years. A correct tweet is for…
Dec 17, 2018 5:08 PM
It only took you guys *three hours* to correct our President’s disturbingly poor spelling. Great job, @Scavino45. Great job. https://t.co/R…
Dec 17, 2018 5:00 PM
I ♡ BART https://t.co/R1ZrpVyx5N
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Dec 17, 2018 3:08 PM
RT @jef_poskanzer: Starting to be light enough to see the waves at Ocean Beach. Looks like there are ponds all the way up to the seawall. h…
Dec 17, 2018 2:50 PM
RT @JVMPerformance: Performance -Tuning Twitter Services with Graal and Machine Learning https://t.co/rKDobYWGe7 @christhalinger @Twitte…
Dec 17, 2018 1:15 PM
Sufficiently high-dimensional chess is indistinguishable from stupidity. https://t.co/BKMC5nKQ7D
Dec 17, 2018 7:22 AM
RT @Aviation_Intel: One of the coolest shots ever taken of the Shuttle Carrier Aircraft and the Orbiter mated up and airborne. Shot by NASA…
Dec 17, 2018 6:35 AM
RT @cjane87: Watching Die Hard for the first time. It is so obviously a Christmas movie I don’t understand why it’s even up for debate.
Dec 17, 2018 6:32 AM
RT @Comey: This is from the President of our country, lying about the lawful execution of a search warrant issued by a federal judge. Shame…
Dec 17, 2018 6:13 AM
@Zeke_Cao @KeepCup cups are pretty great.
Dec 17, 2018 5:58 AM
I’m Eggers Cryptosporidium. https://t.co/CSKYiFMAVC
Dec 17, 2018 5:43 AM
RT @ftrain: This thread about good books with girl protagonists ended up ruling. https://t.co/dK7ep43HGw
Dec 16, 2018 3:36 PM
Good morning. #cawx https://t.co/E2fmpnQGRy
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Dec 16, 2018 12:57 PM
RT @SF_emergency: HIGH SURF WARNING (Sun 12/16 – Mon 12/17) resulting in 25-40 ft breaking waves. In some cases, breaking waves may reach 5…
Dec 16, 2018 12:03 AM
Turn your back on a four-year old for one minute and the next thing you know they’re into the Calvino. https://t.co/pI0AxZy4dp
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Dec 15, 2018 10:20 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: HIGH SURF WARNING continues in effect along the coast from Sonoma County through Monterey County 9 AM Sun to 9 PM Mon. STA…
Dec 15, 2018 10:15 PM
@kpk @janinda It was the best.
Dec 15, 2018 10:11 PM
@rrhoover The amount of engagement (votes) I get when I promote a poll is nuts.
Dec 15, 2018 10:08 PM
@petersagal Deadpool.
Dec 15, 2018 8:54 PM
Current taking-the-baby-for-a-walk status. https://t.co/jZGohnmHAV
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Dec 15, 2018 7:09 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: Thunderstorms ⛈️have been added to the forecast for Sunday afternoon through early Monday. #CAwx details from @NWSSPC https…
Dec 15, 2018 5:17 PM
Spotted this black phoebe chirping away on a tree outside the window this AM. https://t.co/MLGcIau2GV
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Dec 15, 2018 4:24 PM
I'm not saying that we're not going to pick our kids up from grandma's this morning. It's just we're not going to pick them up right now.
Dec 15, 2018 4:09 PM
RT @EconomicTimes: The Indian govt wants to know more about what you do on #Twitter and its curiosity is only growing! https://t.co/cJA2yzm…
Dec 15, 2018 3:26 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/s3PBPgp9mQ
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Dec 15, 2018 2:56 PM
RT @EricHolder: We will sue to stop Wisconsin Republicans from undermining our democracy.
Dec 15, 2018 2:53 PM
@kamggg @ianisqatsibot https://t.co/Bgdt2OtJQb
Dec 15, 2018 2:50 PM
RT @aedwardslevy: you are... THE WEAKEST ZINKE GOODBYE
Dec 15, 2018 2:48 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: An out of service sign, this time for the goddamn escalator.
Dec 15, 2018 7:40 AM
RT @thegarance: BROKEN WINDOWS https://t.co/hMSg8FR5Yo
Dec 15, 2018 7:03 AM
It’s way too loud here. Word in the coat-check line is that the sales afterparty is "where it’s at". https://t.co/gf0I8SKaVO
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Dec 15, 2018 5:16 AM
That was fun. Thanks @Twitter! Off to the next party! #celebrate https://t.co/msnJoJ03LX
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Dec 15, 2018 3:14 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A paper sign taped to a metal panel reads: "STREET ELEVATOR OUT OF SERVICE".
Dec 15, 2018 3:09 AM
RT @sfchronicle: ICYMI: Weekend storms are expected to bring massive waves possibly topping out at 25 to 40 feet, the largest the Bay Area…
Dec 15, 2018 3:03 AM
Looking forward to seeing everyone IRL tonight. Be sure to say hi! I’ll be easy to find, just follow the smell of burnt shirt. #celebrate
Dec 15, 2018 2:45 AM
RT @oneunderscore__: This is not even close to how a venn diagram works. https://t.co/sLuZVibskM
Dec 15, 2018 1:36 AM
Excited for the one day of the year I iron something. #celebrate https://t.co/TVnFHdZsA6
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Dec 14, 2018 9:43 PM
RT @SFBART: It's not quite plushy and big but we got more holiday gifts in stock! We got three kinds of large-size stickers for $1+ tax at…
Dec 14, 2018 9:02 PM
RT @taylorleese: I'm looking to hire an engineering manager for our data center networking team! Twitter’s network spans multiple data cen…
Dec 14, 2018 7:49 PM
RT @lkwhite: “The people of Wisconsin deserve better” than the extraordinary session legislation, @GovElectEvers says. “Wisconsinites deser…
Dec 14, 2018 6:55 PM
@heatherGrey_ 👋 People who have small children in the house. 😬 https://t.co/msFwOAPo9F
Dec 14, 2018 3:12 PM
@KCPacini @freialobo @elmlive I am going to take this as official guidance from HR vis-à-vis my own self-review.
Dec 14, 2018 3:01 PM
Ok, account unlocked. My bot is now 43-years old.
Dec 14, 2018 2:41 PM
@jayholler There’s another way, Jay.
Dec 14, 2018 4:40 AM
RT @sahnz: Oh shit i shouldnt have woke him up https://t.co/0KMJq8mUrU
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Dec 14, 2018 4:40 AM
RT @benwikler: It's like a TV show where they don't have the budget to hire additional actors for the new plot lines https://t.co/4bI2RlEwaW
Dec 14, 2018 4:36 AM
RT @rondoftw: The purest essence of middle management is sending out emails prodding your reports to fill out their self assessments while…
Dec 14, 2018 4:33 AM
We really need a self-identifying 'bot category or flag. It's way too hard pretending to be a person on the internet if you're not.
Dec 14, 2018 4:28 AM
Current artbot-creation status. https://t.co/P9srb5JuLS
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Dec 14, 2018 3:56 AM
@elysespeaches Back middle.
Dec 14, 2018 3:25 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A crowded platform and a BART train just sitting there.
Dec 14, 2018 3:25 AM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/H0bilibYDX
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Dec 14, 2018 2:45 AM
Merry Christmas everyone!!! https://t.co/4YqfWkh18k
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Dec 14, 2018 2:43 AM
https://t.co/JTSARSbXnZ
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Dec 14, 2018 1:36 AM
AND THE STREET ELEVATOR TOO? WTF @SFBART!!! https://t.co/9EQLkdUnmw
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Dec 14, 2018 1:33 AM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???!! https://t.co/X32pJFzz85
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Dec 14, 2018 1:20 AM
Your move, Hemingway. https://t.co/8r68l5pqZu
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Dec 13, 2018 9:00 PM
RT @ArlanWasHere: It’s kinda cool that Twitter is our collective watercooler. For all of its (many, many) flaws, I’m not sure what I’d do i…
Dec 13, 2018 8:40 PM
RT @chenxiwang: Looks like I'll be getting my own media slot at RSA. I'm looking for 8-10 kickass women in cyber to interview. Would like a…
Dec 13, 2018 8:22 PM
RT @MobyLives: Rick Santorum says he can't be Trump's chief of staff because of his "family situation" -- which is, that he lives with them…
Dec 13, 2018 8:12 PM
RT @kron4news: NEW INFO: California St. at Presidio Ave CLOSED due to police activity https://t.co/Jn4mIAoX1j
Dec 13, 2018 8:04 PM
RT @baddestmamajama: I think the worst thing about being human is when a person gets in the elevator with you and asks if it's going up an…
Dec 13, 2018 5:42 PM
BART elevator pro-tip: when possible, let people with bicycles in first. That way more people can fit into the car.
Dec 13, 2018 3:41 PM
RT @vijaya: Twitter's latest transparency report👇🏽 New details about the enforcement of a number of key content policies. https://t.co/z3T…
Dec 13, 2018 11:15 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A red-tailed hawk perches on top of a pine tree. Clusters of pine cones decorate the branches. A blue sky fills in the b…
Dec 13, 2018 5:20 AM
I ♡ SF https://t.co/SuEYunlhtG
Dec 13, 2018 3:49 AM
RT @DanRather: Humble suggestions for headline and Twitter writers at press outlets Please... 1) Don't act as stenographers for demonstrab…
Dec 13, 2018 3:48 AM
RT @oihamza: So today I had an unpleasant encounter with this lovely man 😊. [Thread] https://t.co/Skx6lxsROV
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Dec 13, 2018 3:31 AM
@edgarwright 😭 https://t.co/fwCvKZXh1P
Dec 13, 2018 3:30 AM
OMG. The s/Google/Backrub is brilliant! https://t.co/4Kbd7YU2In
Dec 13, 2018 3:22 AM
🤔... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #GoBears I guess? #OnWisconsin https://t.co/13ddOJ5Jop
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Dec 13, 2018 3:10 AM
@firepile 😃
Dec 12, 2018 8:42 PM
@paraga @vintweeta Congrats!!!
Dec 12, 2018 8:40 PM
@christhalinger https://t.co/SqD3CYIeFm
Dec 12, 2018 8:01 PM
A spicy space opera with a mélange of characters and story arcs. https://t.co/JNDzFsp8KI
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Dec 12, 2018 7:07 PM
The trade off for getting a blue check should be that you can’t delete any of your tweets. https://t.co/bExJ12mPa8
Dec 12, 2018 6:46 PM
RT @thinkingfish: Just because an outcome is statistically unlikely, doesn't mean it is not significant. We need to treat users as people,…
Dec 12, 2018 6:39 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: We have an excellent group of attendees! A couple @Java_Champions and @groundbreakers and people from companies like @Ligh…
Dec 12, 2018 6:25 PM
It’d be cool if these signs indicated whether or not a train was one the new models. https://t.co/LytVmzQofT
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Dec 12, 2018 6:04 PM
RT @maxthegirl: Don’t bring a Pence to a Pelosi fight.
Dec 12, 2018 5:40 PM
Not so grateful for the current state of @SFBART’s elevator system.
Dec 12, 2018 5:32 PM
Grateful for the amazing people I get to work with, and a company that gives me the time to be with my family. #OneTeam #LoveWhereYouWork h…
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Dec 12, 2018 7:03 AM
RT @nycsouthpaw: “Try to keep up, Charles.” https://t.co/V6nsZgb5on
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Dec 12, 2018 6:03 AM
@EvanPhD @RadioFreeTom This is a perfect tweet.
Dec 12, 2018 5:57 AM
@jenniferfraser For real though, the biggest challenge is @SFBART’s elevator system. Especially in the downtown SF stations.
Dec 12, 2018 5:53 AM
@jenniferfraser Turns out they are pretty resilient. 😂 https://t.co/eUZPK2MB7G
Dec 12, 2018 5:48 AM
RT @EvanPhD: @RadioFreeTom Mother should I build the wall? Mother should I run for President? Mother should I trust the government? Mother…
Dec 12, 2018 4:42 AM
@posco I’d like to take this particular moment in time announce my new ICO: FermiCoin!
Dec 12, 2018 4:41 AM
RT @posco: OH: Are cryptocurrencies the great filter?
Dec 12, 2018 4:20 AM
RT @meganamram: What if during Halloween people said "creepy crawlidays"
Dec 12, 2018 4:09 AM
RT @generativist: My favorite accounts on this hellsite are people who, - post about things they understand deeply while also, - freque…
Dec 12, 2018 3:32 AM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/6Ssw1aEPrl
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Dec 12, 2018 2:43 AM
@wholemilklatte @SFBART Heh. Our SFO train rolled into Montgomery then got turned into an Antioch train. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 12, 2018 2:09 AM
@thatLarryRosen @SFBART That was horrible.
Dec 12, 2018 2:03 AM
Current stuck-between-stations status. https://t.co/U4qDg0diaF
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Dec 12, 2018 1:32 AM
BART is superfucked right now. https://t.co/yTkXsd7mJn
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Dec 12, 2018 12:15 AM
RT @BillyScafuri: I still can’t believe we wasted the phrase, “Laser Jet,” on printers.
Dec 11, 2018 11:19 PM
RT @jkup: We have a fantastic lineup for @JSConfHi, and it's sold out with awesome attendees. But we're struggling to fill our sponsorship…
Dec 11, 2018 8:22 PM
RT @catalie608: the grift >>>>>>>>> https://t.co/tlHRfXzEQN
Dec 11, 2018 8:18 PM
RT @amyngyn: COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not robust enough…
Dec 11, 2018 7:52 PM
@44 @hunterwalk @TwitterMoments One should compare user activity before/after a user’s tweet is shared in a Moment: how is user health impa…
Dec 11, 2018 7:30 PM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS https://t.co/PSF8fuK1Os
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Dec 11, 2018 7:02 PM
@srw https://t.co/3pR7QcXlwk
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Dec 11, 2018 5:55 PM
@KarthikKatooru Also in "Hatching Twitter".
Dec 11, 2018 5:54 PM
Spotted this red-tailed hawk on the way to pick up the kids yesterday. https://t.co/VmKbz26UEE
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Dec 11, 2018 6:28 AM
RT @lukespray: This is unacceptable @sfmta_muni https://t.co/SsjKrqzM7v
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Dec 11, 2018 6:28 AM
RT @abc7newsbayarea: With 30 to 40-foot waves headed toward the infamous Mavericks surf spot the Bay Area big wave surf competition could b…
Dec 11, 2018 4:45 AM
RT @PicardTips: Picard management tip: Question authority, and permit others to question yours without fear of punishment.
Dec 10, 2018 10:38 PM
RT @atrupar: Meet the Smockers https://t.co/YlqJoX7JH7
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Dec 10, 2018 7:00 PM
@ElizLuke The tweet compose box should auto-suggest these to help keep one's tweet under 140^H^H^H 280.
Dec 10, 2018 6:05 PM
RT @jilltucker: More than 100 teachers and students rallying for smaller classes and higher teacher pay in Oakland. https://t.co/hwkUNGEBTz
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Dec 10, 2018 5:49 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: UPDATE: Door issue @ Civic Center cleared. Resuming #subwaysvc. Residual congestion/slow svc possible while we work to bala…
Dec 10, 2018 5:45 PM
@ning_sf Where did you end up?
Dec 10, 2018 5:05 PM
Great write up on @headius and his work over the years making the JVM an excellent runtime for Ruby. https://t.co/wJN9x45UIT
Dec 10, 2018 4:55 PM
RT @misskaul: Hello Tweeple- there is still time to apply for the @Policy gig at @TwitterIndia - love tech/policy/society and Twitter? You…
Dec 10, 2018 3:20 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/qvX8s9Et7U
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Dec 10, 2018 3:20 PM
RT @RandoVoronoi: https://t.co/kHOXro6DNj
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Dec 10, 2018 4:54 AM
@alexisohanian Same issues here. https://t.co/Cr0M2An7zz
Dec 10, 2018 4:49 AM
RT @Dave_Horwitz: Fully shocked there’s not an improv team full of white dudes with film degrees called Yes Anderson.
Dec 10, 2018 4:49 AM
@mad_typist It’s sad to see how consistently DC makes bad movies.
Dec 10, 2018 4:46 AM
RT @heatherGrey_: Valencia st should be closed to cars on weekends
Dec 10, 2018 4:24 AM
RT @ramtop: Performance comparison between Graal and C2 for Kotlin. Try it, it's usually sensibly faster! https://t.co/6LFFeinx2d My entr…
Dec 10, 2018 4:20 AM
@lessachu "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses
Dec 9, 2018 3:48 PM
@heyjoshua @Nicole_Cliffe OMG this thread.
Dec 9, 2018 2:44 AM
@MobyLives @PoliticsProse @CityLightsBooks @Booksmith @TatteredCover @BrazosBookstore @GreenAppleBooks @BooksandBooks @NorthshireBooks @57t…
Dec 8, 2018 9:20 PM
@glcmguy @squawalpine Hiking above lifts at @sugarbowlresort today. Still powder to be found if you are willing to work for it.
Dec 8, 2018 5:34 PM
RT @PDLComics: your help https://t.co/ZHysi5HDjB
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Dec 8, 2018 4:14 PM
RT @igb: "Who Muad'Dib’d My Cheese? An Amazing Way to Deal with Prescient Visions and Inescapable Fate in Your Work and in Your Life" by K.…
Dec 8, 2018 1:09 PM
Yawn patrol. https://t.co/HrCzlwBs0a
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Dec 8, 2018 8:11 AM
"Who Muad'Dib’d My Cheese? An Amazing Way to Deal with Prescient Visions and Inescapable Fate in Your Work and in Your Life" by K. Haderach
Dec 8, 2018 8:00 AM
RT @DuneQuoteBot: Small souls who seek power over others first destroy the faith those others might have in themselves.
Dec 8, 2018 12:20 AM
RT @meganamram: Today was the day Individual-1 finally became president
Dec 8, 2018 12:12 AM
"Good governance never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern." - The Spacing Guild Manual
Dec 7, 2018 8:08 PM
@sparhawk @SFBART I won’t deny that it has a certain «je ne sais quoi».
Dec 7, 2018 6:49 PM
@Sharat_Chander I mean, I don’t. But I am happy to sniff packets on an unecrypted link.
Dec 7, 2018 6:46 PM
I ♡ #HackWeek https://t.co/qtUOuhEYvs
Dec 7, 2018 6:43 PM
RT @mattblaze: Lame duck Wisconsin legislature illustrates why many companies have security escort former employees out the door immediatel…
Dec 7, 2018 6:39 PM
My fave part has been listening in in the conversations of random folks sitting around me.
Dec 7, 2018 6:39 PM
I’ve spent the last (first?) few weeks of parental leave checking out local coffee shops and breakfast joints after dropping the kids off. …
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Dec 7, 2018 5:59 PM
@mattbytes Built by ex-Tweeps too!
Dec 7, 2018 5:02 PM
RT @jef_poskanzer: Golden Gate Park's Snow Day and Winter Carnival was last night, but the snow should last all weekend. It's in Peacock Me…
Dec 7, 2018 12:54 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: We are stoked🤙 that @OracleDevs is one of our sponsors! Mahalo! A couple of @groundbreakers will attend #LavaOne as well a…
Dec 7, 2018 8:40 AM
RT @transbay: Via a photo from a friend: apparently there is a burrito place in Switzerland with salad entrees named after our transit agen…
Dec 7, 2018 7:26 AM
@jpd Also @nkjemisin’s "The Broken Earth" trilogy is amazing. https://t.co/DPwYAlaVQl
Dec 7, 2018 7:22 AM
@jpd "Counternarratives" by John Keene https://t.co/K2DllFnjLd
Dec 7, 2018 7:18 AM
RT @BillKristol: Ha. I worked for Dan Quayle. I know Dan Quayle. Dan Quayle is a friend of mine. I'm not going to say you're wrong. https:/…
Dec 7, 2018 7:16 AM
RT @danpfeiffer: There is something truly broken in this man https://t.co/JooC1jq8aC
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Dec 7, 2018 5:54 AM
@starbuxman @Sharat_Chander @bridgetkromhout @chadfowler Hah! Same. For Java 2. I still have the certificate and plan on framing it and han…
Dec 7, 2018 5:33 AM
@msilver 🎵We didn't start the fire 🎵 🎵 It was always burning 🎵 🎵Since the world's been turning 🎵
Dec 7, 2018 5:23 AM
@gasca DMs, obviously.
Dec 7, 2018 4:52 AM
Welcome home @pgarg!!! #AS376 https://t.co/eigcRq2lI2
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Dec 7, 2018 3:52 AM
@cproppe Art teachers, especially at the high school level, are pretty awesome.
Dec 6, 2018 9:47 PM
RT @krismerrill: Why buy something for $25 when you can make it with $224 dollars worth of tools and lumber?
Dec 6, 2018 8:32 PM
RT @MarkAgee: Swimming idea we still have lame duck legislatures who can do sore loserish fuckery after getting demolished. We should keep…
Dec 6, 2018 7:04 PM
What Tahoe resort has the smallest halfpipe? Today's super-sized pipes are too big for my middle-aged 90s-era riding, uh, "style".
Dec 6, 2018 6:41 PM
I’m biased, but the Glen Park @SFBART station is the best @SFBART station. https://t.co/q2meMDlx9p
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Dec 6, 2018 5:45 PM
RT @copyconstruct: Adaptive LIFO queueing - from an ACM article from Facebook. https://t.co/THgj2NMH9I
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Dec 6, 2018 5:23 PM
RT @LavaOneConf: We are very happy that @lightbend is one of our sponsors! Lightbend’s own @myfear will also attend so you will have a chan…
Dec 6, 2018 2:14 PM
@jayholler @ianisqatsibot I wrote the bot to help encourage me add alt-text to any image I posted.
Dec 6, 2018 2:13 PM
@jayholler @ianisqatsibot Such is the curse of true genius.
Dec 6, 2018 2:10 PM
@jayholler @ianisqatsibot The bot isn’t a text-generator. It reads my TL and finds alt-text on my photos that is <= 140 chars and tweets it…
Dec 6, 2018 9:17 AM
Me: "Twitter, whatever else it does, always reveals character. When you are able to tweet whatever you want the rest of us see who you are."
Dec 6, 2018 9:14 AM
Caro: "Power, whatever else it does, always reveals a character. When you are able to do whatever you want, the rest of us see who you are."
Dec 6, 2018 9:05 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Urine covers the floor of a BART elevator.
Dec 6, 2018 4:49 AM
@Srikantht @michaelmontano Ibis? I got a shock every goddamn time.
Dec 6, 2018 4:28 AM
@srw Oh no! Hope you and the family are OK!!!
Dec 6, 2018 4:08 AM
@weird_hist "Memento Meh"
Dec 6, 2018 3:18 AM
@DrJorts @SFBART @BevanDufty @josefow Also, while I do take the elevators with the stroller, they have a few downsides. :-) https://t.co/Pj…
Dec 6, 2018 3:15 AM
@DrJorts @SFBART @BevanDufty @josefow The dance one has to do if you are in a wheelchair or pushing a stroller at EMB to pay your ticket is…
Dec 6, 2018 3:14 AM
@DrJorts @SFBART @BevanDufty @josefow It depends on the station. EMB the elevators bypass the gate. Mission & 16th and Glen Park they do no…
Dec 6, 2018 2:50 AM
@jhamlett It’s big in our house too. That and "Dr. Worm".
Dec 6, 2018 2:15 AM
Dada > DACIN
Dec 6, 2018 2:15 AM
What if instead of competing *against* luck we embraced chance & randomly mutated our GoogleDocs to produce bold, incoherent roadmaps?
Dec 6, 2018 12:39 AM
Hey @SFBART, @BevanDufty, @josefow: there’s no way to get through these things with a stroller without getting clipped. https://t.co/bDgr80…
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Dec 6, 2018 12:32 AM
@jayholler How about ephemeral Google Docs that delete themselves once no one has it open in a tab or window?
Dec 5, 2018 9:40 PM
For the alt-text descriptions this cool JS library from 2007(!) by @chime1998 was super helpful. https://t.co/pUp9JfMPgb
Dec 5, 2018 9:40 PM
...in particular the node-jdom and svg-to-png packages (and all n-thousand of their dependencies) were key in making D3 work server-side.
Dec 5, 2018 9:40 PM
It's built using @d3js_org and @mbostock's D3 voronoi library. On the backend it renders D3 charts using @nodejs...
Dec 5, 2018 9:28 PM
If having a random voronoi tessellation show up in your timeline every 6 hours is your thing then have I got the bot for you. https://t.co/…
Dec 5, 2018 5:46 PM
@mjduigou My kids gotta eat, Mike.
Dec 5, 2018 5:43 PM
I pay close attention to promoted tweets in hopes of doing well on Twitter Brand Surveys.
Dec 5, 2018 5:29 PM
@benj_fry You will be assimilated.
Dec 5, 2018 5:14 PM
@bfd Carbonated salt juice? #hackweek
Dec 5, 2018 4:21 PM
Current commute status. https://t.co/j6EEncCXcX
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Dec 5, 2018 3:40 PM
Wisconsin: meth lab of democracy. https://t.co/d5Wl8GWGE8
Dec 5, 2018 3:35 PM
@benj_fry @jack Word up.
Dec 5, 2018 2:23 PM
RT @NYTStyles: Local Businessman Bad at Internet https://t.co/0BYMo2QxUh
Dec 5, 2018 7:38 AM
@networkjanitor @taylorleese In Rudy’s defense, maybe we shouldn’t auto-link all *.* patterns? (https://t.co/ulVu6A5tF5 is a legit example)
Dec 5, 2018 7:04 AM
@jenniferfraser Previously on cybersecurity-expert Twitter: https://t.co/PT8MInSgoJ
Dec 5, 2018 6:31 AM
@jack Word.
Dec 5, 2018 6:06 AM
Hey @andypiper: https://t.co/zAHiSIMqUq
Dec 5, 2018 6:05 AM
RT @java: Duke's choice award winner @yusuke Yusuke Yamamoto for Twitter4J announced at #CodeOne #jjug @JJUG https://t.co/6MRekI9WxT htt…
Dec 5, 2018 6:04 AM
RT @jem_nz: In New Zealand, even police officers can get a ticket for using their phone while driving... including for work purposes, if th…
Dec 5, 2018 6:02 AM
RT @RobMeaney: I'm not a huge fan of triangles or pyramids but there is an interesting relationship between test levels, understanding the…
Dec 5, 2018 5:58 AM
@djpardis Yes, but are you #Dogme140 compliant? https://t.co/mB8gNcOszf
Dec 5, 2018 5:52 AM
@djpardis I mean, like, yeah. Though, as with everything else on this site, please try to keep it <= 140. https://t.co/XTki4tndPC
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Dec 5, 2018 5:21 AM
@djpardis How about an image with 420 characters of alt-text?
Dec 5, 2018 5:10 AM
@djpardis I either see what you did there or I just see puns in every tweet on this wonderful/terrible/ineffable website and/or mobile app.
Dec 5, 2018 5:02 AM
RT @patio11: Probably the single most influential process in the tech industry which is conducted with less seriousness than a group of twe…
Dec 5, 2018 4:43 AM
RT @anildash: This dipshit used to have a business selling cybersecurity consulting to people. Is every trumpist required to be both a pred…
Dec 5, 2018 4:12 AM
@GIFs @roach @apelad You should have @apelad do all of them.
Dec 5, 2018 4:07 AM
@arrdem @jayholler You and me both, Reid. You and me both. https://t.co/d1hzEPGpEX
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Dec 5, 2018 4:02 AM
@arrdem @jayholler If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Dec 5, 2018 3:32 AM
Our country is (more or less) governed by a league of extraordinary idiots. https://t.co/ZfR2m99xut
Dec 5, 2018 3:19 AM
RT @IsaacFitzgerald: Counterpoint: a poorly paid graphic designer very much did. https://t.co/ZDkMa0XttX
Dec 5, 2018 2:10 AM
@jpd @jayholler @msilver Jay ☝🏻
Dec 5, 2018 1:41 AM
@jayholler @kathleencodes @TwitterEng Old St. Nickabod Crane
Dec 5, 2018 12:34 AM
RT @RecParkSF: Drop in rock climbing is back at the Glen Canyon Rec Center Rock Wall! We have hour long sessions that will go from 6-8PM on…
Dec 4, 2018 11:57 PM
TIL: if you are working with alt-text on Twitter @TweetDeck is great for debugging/viewing alt-text for an image. https://t.co/4vRJxRxRJA
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Dec 4, 2018 9:52 PM
Remember, "OAuth" is pronounced as if it rhymes with "loathe".
Dec 4, 2018 9:18 PM
RT @MichaelMcGough3: I shot the tariff, but I did not shoot the subsidy.
Dec 4, 2018 9:05 PM
@ysr1729 @NeerSiva @shefollywood Never mind, I just saw the parent tweet. Excellent. Carry on.
Dec 4, 2018 9:04 PM
@ysr1729 @NeerSiva @shefollywood Is...is this a pudding dish?
Dec 4, 2018 9:03 PM
RT @heatherGrey_: an older woman tried to get off on the 14 bus today but was a bit slow and couldn’t make it off the bus in time. The driv…
Dec 4, 2018 7:18 PM
RT @i_zzzzzz: Grateful to be living in the "Tetris when it's going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up" era of human history
Dec 4, 2018 6:48 PM
You should be able to fave usernames on Twitter. https://t.co/L3eTpPqNOb
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Dec 4, 2018 6:05 PM
RT @TheDweck: Lot of people criticizing this, but in fairness, the best way to honor a Republican is to deny Americans a vital government s…
Dec 4, 2018 6:04 PM
RT @SFBART: 🚨We got more foam toy trains after selling out yesterday! 🚨(Supplies are limited, but we got a few hundred more) 📍: Customer S…
Dec 4, 2018 5:53 PM
RT @NPR: Just in: The National Republican Campaign Committee, the campaign arm of House Republicans, confirms it was hacked by “an unknown…
Dec 4, 2018 5:40 PM
@jayholler There’s another way, Jay. https://t.co/kErzZx0V46
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Dec 4, 2018 5:04 PM
RT @lucasrpb: #mergesort #algorithm #Simpsons https://t.co/XH7OYX71WP
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Dec 4, 2018 4:59 PM
I ♡ BART https://t.co/Y0BYGT9cTR
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Dec 4, 2018 4:07 PM
RT @ddale8: Local Tariff Man Still Doesn't Appear To Understand Foreign Countries Don't Pay His Tariffs, Americans Do https://t.co/4SFvd94J…
Dec 4, 2018 2:31 PM
RT @jvreeland26: This is super dumb https://t.co/ePFENNrLYi
Dec 4, 2018 10:21 AM
RT @DanRather: GOP power grabs in Wisconsin and Michigan undermine the foundation of our republic. The whole idea of elections is they have…
Dec 4, 2018 4:17 AM
RT @benadida: This is unreal. https://t.co/Ao1bgpPQJg
Dec 4, 2018 3:53 AM
Today I took 6 trips on @SFBART and rode in #BART/#MUNI elevators 10 times. #dadlife
Dec 4, 2018 12:21 AM
@firepile The worst.
Dec 3, 2018 11:40 PM
@secretasianman I mean, he's not exactly wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 3, 2018 11:28 PM
No really, I am hiring: https://t.co/NnLJjgX4el
Dec 3, 2018 11:27 PM
@networkjanitor @jayholler I believe the record shows that I am an excellent Luna Shepard. https://t.co/LQ4wf5CSxP
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Dec 3, 2018 11:24 PM
@networkjanitor @jayholler They are almost as good as rubber stamping^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Luna sheparding.
Dec 3, 2018 11:22 PM
@networkjanitor @jayholler Lunch interviews are the best.
Dec 3, 2018 11:10 PM
I’m hiring by the way, in case you’d like to help me make the killing of our humanity faster and more efficient. https://t.co/E3V1sm2FDg
Dec 3, 2018 10:46 PM
RT @techgirl1908: One of the things I loved about working at Twitter was 'Twitter University'. A weekly array of relevant courses are offer…
Dec 3, 2018 10:22 PM
@rk Congratulations!!!
Dec 3, 2018 9:55 PM
RT @lisaphillips: This weekend I learned about Infant at Work practices for new parents. It makes so much sense! Tech companies allow dogs…
Dec 3, 2018 9:54 PM
Turns out there was, like, a 1 in 45 chance that our nation would decline into fascism due to a fundamental flaw in it's design. https://t.…
Dec 3, 2018 8:59 PM
@xcv58 I keep re-learning this over and over. :-)
Dec 3, 2018 8:30 PM
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS "Looking forward to" is the part that a decent human would, upon reflection, not put in a tweet about attending a f…
Dec 3, 2018 7:46 PM
TIL: the "Thrasher font" is the Banco typeface by Roger Excoffon. https://t.co/E5qbpqbKHd
Dec 3, 2018 7:03 PM
The npm ecosystem is fucking crazy. https://t.co/6WP4oFaGrF
Dec 3, 2018 6:38 PM
@sacca Galaxy brain: Successful people take contemporaneous memos.
Dec 3, 2018 6:25 PM
@petersagal Is there a baby in the baby seat? If yes, then report. If not, then chill.
Dec 3, 2018 6:21 PM
RT @SamRo: “He said, Xi said”
Dec 3, 2018 5:08 PM
RT @SFBART: Yes, as @Paleontologizin implies, WE HAVE SOLD OUT OF THE FOAM TOY TRAINS. Our Customer Services Center have not seen such outp…
Dec 3, 2018 5:07 PM
Current parental leave status. https://t.co/WmX2J3EMUV
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Dec 3, 2018 5:01 PM
RT @GGAudubon: Welcome back to the work week. Red-naped Sapsucker by Doug Mosher. https://t.co/2MlAKiOpq9
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Dec 3, 2018 5:00 PM
RT @jnack: As Google's #1 PM interviewer by volume 🙄, I'm totally stealing this one: "PM interview question: CEO asks you to fill a school…
Dec 3, 2018 2:22 PM
RT @cproppe: Guess it’s time for me to let you know I always have cycling art gifts available online... Here are a few: Mill Valley Bike…
Dec 3, 2018 2:08 PM
RT @BeschlossDC: Truman’s scathing (apparently unsent) telegram to Joe McCarthy, 1950--“You are not even fit to have a hand in the operatio…
Dec 3, 2018 5:22 AM
@christhalinger 🤣
Dec 3, 2018 5:12 AM
RT @sogrady: did google drive's search get better recently? a query of "heating oil consumption" now turns up the spreadsheet titled "heati…
Dec 2, 2018 10:32 PM
@dickc His "Embassytown" also bends the mind in entertaining and enlightening ways. (But "The City and The City" remains my fave.)
Dec 2, 2018 4:18 PM
RT @LuchiniFan: "Moins les gens ont d'idées à exprimer, plus ils parlent fort." Mauriac
Dec 2, 2018 3:56 PM
RT @greenberg: Store clerk: How can I help you? Me: I need a new pair of glasses. I have 3 young kids so I’m looking for something functio…
Dec 2, 2018 3:53 PM
RT @kclemson: I take a dim view of jokes about visual basic.
Dec 2, 2018 3:29 PM
RT @danpfeiffer: The will of the voters is simply an inconvenience on the path to power in the eyes of Republicans https://t.co/YVdxJAheH1
Dec 2, 2018 2:11 PM
RT @EricHolder: Because they lost the election Wisconsin Republicans now seek to limit early voting, lock in gerrymandering, move Supreme C…
Dec 2, 2018 6:52 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Dinosaur Jr. frontman and arguably the greatest guitarist of all time, J. Mascis stands onstage holding an acoustic guit…
Dec 2, 2018 6:26 AM
RT @brenankeller: A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers…
Dec 1, 2018 7:42 PM
RT @griffwitte: Extraordinary comments from the U.S. ambassador to #Hungary about the crackdown on #CEU: He blames Soros, calls Orban his "…
Dec 1, 2018 6:23 PM
RT @mkraju: Trump in July: “Thousand points of light, what the hell was that by the way? Thousand points of light, what did that mean, does…
Dec 1, 2018 5:58 PM
@davidjrusek s/many/some
Dec 1, 2018 5:56 PM
@davidjrusek Oh indeed. I enjoy our banter. And Michigan is better than many other states.
Dec 1, 2018 3:14 PM
@joep @SFBART Well, I certainly bought one for myself as well, if that’s what you mean. :-)
Dec 1, 2018 5:43 AM
RT @birdandbeckett: Show just getting underway. This is a fantastic quartet, and front man Geechi Taylor has a trumpet and vocal style that…
Dec 1, 2018 5:39 AM
RT @adam_messinger: Today’s installment of things I thought I would never see the US do. Image of asylum seekers at the border. Echos of a…
Dec 1, 2018 5:27 AM
RT @TIME: George Herbert Walker Bush, the 41st President of the United States and the father of the 43rd, dies at 94 https://t.co/0ncFJdJyBC
Dec 1, 2018 4:52 AM
RT @iamdevloper: $ npm install https://t.co/WNlRNCWksY
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Dec 1, 2018 4:33 AM
@roach @adambain @DonnerCams I used to run @i80x140 back in the day before the #OAuthalypse killed it and I was too lazy to fix it.
Dec 1, 2018 2:52 AM
@DrJorts #humblebrag
Dec 1, 2018 1:58 AM
@davidjrusek Same. :-)
Dec 1, 2018 1:54 AM
@davidjrusek Quit subtweeting me, Dave.