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Oct 31, 2018 10:16 PM
RT @iamdevloper: For Halloween tonight I'm dressing up as a race condition tomorrow.
Oct 31, 2018 8:34 PM
@lenazun holy shit that is a good idea
Oct 31, 2018 7:45 PM
RT @BloosClues: A DMV employee dressed up as a sloth 💀😭 https://t.co/lMl8715yEb
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Oct 31, 2018 5:40 PM
@ning_sf It still runs on the JVM, so... #BePositive
Oct 31, 2018 5:37 PM
@networkjanitor @Todd_Segal https://t.co/sArPFc4srf
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Oct 31, 2018 4:19 PM
@Todd_Segal That escalator fail is...next-level.
Oct 31, 2018 3:22 PM
Bonfires burning bright Pumpkin faces in the night I remember #Halloween https://t.co/efzYl1I3Eb
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Oct 31, 2018 1:46 PM
@wickman @mrdonut Amateurs. https://t.co/e7qB8uU2pj
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Oct 31, 2018 5:05 AM
@BiggyThicc @Zeke_Cao Pretty sure that’s not a book. @IBM BASIC on a cartridge? Floppy? Manual is in the box on a binder IIRC.
Oct 31, 2018 4:57 AM
RT @miguelrios: You don’t make up for your bullshit by “distancing yourself”. Speak up, Ye. https://t.co/Ibu5dQNQZQ
Oct 31, 2018 4:17 AM
My tweets are better than yours because I keep it under 140. Brevity is the soul of (T)wit(ter).
Oct 31, 2018 4:05 AM
*Finally* saw one of the new BART cars, but no one was allowed on. Next rideable train is in 15 minutes. Never change, BART. Never change. …
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Oct 31, 2018 12:50 AM
People in cars who honk horns at public transit are bad people.
Oct 30, 2018 8:52 PM
Today, the anniversary of @Twitter's doubling tweet length from 140 to 280 characters, is a good time to bump this thread. https://t.co/fz…
Oct 30, 2018 7:28 PM
@LindseyGrahamSC You are fucking insane, buddy.
Oct 30, 2018 4:22 PM
@djpardis @DuneQuoteBot is pretty much the best management/self-help e-book out there.
Oct 30, 2018 3:24 PM
@taylorleese Dramatic reduction in RTB costs by not doing any planning.
Oct 30, 2018 1:44 PM
RT @mattcompton: More than 30 countries grant birthright citizenship, including Canada and Mexico. This quote is a lie. Don't just tweet…
Oct 30, 2018 1:07 PM
RT @copyconstruct: A good writeup about the rollout of Zipkin at Netflix for distributed tracing. "At 0.1% sampling, all regions combined…
Oct 30, 2018 12:15 PM
Our racist President is waging a war on immigration. @realDonaldTrump is a threat to our country & our constitution. #14thAmendment https:/…
Oct 30, 2018 12:05 PM
I feel like we missed an opportunity by calling the program "#EMD" and not "Engineering Manager University" or "EMU".
Oct 30, 2018 11:03 AM
Roadmaps? Where we're going, we don't need roadmaps.
Oct 30, 2018 3:44 AM
RT @ofsevit: I made this in Boston but it belongs in Chicago. Any chance you have a seat for a @cta jack-o’-lantern on Wednesday, @united?…
Oct 30, 2018 3:20 AM
RT @CNNPR: No @PressSec, CNN did not say @realDonaldTrump was directly responsible for the bomb sent to our office by his ardent and embold…
Oct 30, 2018 3:10 AM
RT @BrendanNyhan: Using thousands of soldiers as props in an election-eve border security stunt. What would you say if you saw it in anothe…
Oct 30, 2018 2:59 AM
RT @Kasparov63: No one ever thinks they are electing a dictator. https://t.co/NR7HVkFVgz
Oct 30, 2018 2:58 AM
@chris__martin Neighborhood *trash compactor*? Do you live on a Death Star or is this an actual thing?
Oct 30, 2018 2:27 AM
RT @dril: (11yr old Jack Droseys head pulled out of toilet)it bears repeating that 'Likes' are not conducive to my vision, and th(gets dunk…
Oct 30, 2018 2:22 AM
@srw #OneTeam
Oct 30, 2018 2:22 AM
RT @ArunChaud: Okay things are getting a little weird in Houston with about a week to go. https://t.co/UKV848e61S
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Oct 29, 2018 10:22 PM
RT @vijaya: Are you an experienced & amazing human rights lawyer? We are looking for a great person & strong leader who is passionate about…
Oct 29, 2018 5:27 PM
Update: we are now driving.
Oct 29, 2018 5:26 PM
On the plus side we got a sticker. https://t.co/Wx2gQsm3zc
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Oct 29, 2018 5:10 PM
It’s a classic "out of the frying pan into the dumpster fire" situation. #BART #MUNI
Oct 29, 2018 5:06 PM
Gonna give #MUNI a try I guess.
Oct 29, 2018 5:03 PM
RT @SFBART: We have re-opened Balboa Park Station and are single tracking trains. We are very sorry for the inconvenience caused by the med…
Oct 29, 2018 5:01 PM
Medical emergency at Balboa Park described as "major". #BART
Oct 29, 2018 4:58 PM
No trains are stopping at Balboa Park due to an ongoing medical emergency. #BART
Oct 29, 2018 4:54 PM
#BART is single tracking between Daly City and 24th street. Yay.
Oct 29, 2018 4:23 PM
RT @anshublog: 10 times revenue for a data center software company! https://t.co/7f1knNP8Gv
Oct 29, 2018 4:22 PM
RT @zeynep: Leave like alone, fix the quote-tweet and embedding. Let people mark tweets as non-quotable and/or non-embeddable (perhaps only…
Oct 29, 2018 3:12 PM
RT @brendangregg: thread: https://t.co/SQLp88nGNh
Oct 29, 2018 9:47 AM
@KarthikKatooru 🙌🏻 #dadjoke
Oct 29, 2018 3:52 AM
RT @NBCSGiants: Congrats to the Dodgers on another World Series appearance! https://t.co/JHaxRPxOjt
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Oct 29, 2018 2:58 AM
@skylarkhome @Scavino45 @POTUS @FLOTUS @WhiteHouse Your sophisticated rhetoric aside, I wonder why (if you are, improbably, a real person) …
Oct 29, 2018 1:53 AM
@skylarkhome @Scavino45 @POTUS @FLOTUS @WhiteHouse Watch a Trump rally sometime. He isn’t hiding the hate, the anti-American, divisive rhet…
Oct 29, 2018 12:43 AM
@javawithjiva For you I can make an exception.
Oct 29, 2018 12:23 AM
@skylarkhome @Scavino45 @POTUS @FLOTUS @WhiteHouse It doesn’t take a WaPo or NYT Op-Ed to show these people for what they are. https://t.co…
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Oct 28, 2018 11:46 PM
Don’t want to wear a blue suit to work every day? Prefer Linux to AIX? OpenJDK to OpenJ9? Twitter’s JVM and Kernel & OS teams are hiring!
Oct 28, 2018 11:40 PM
@Scavino45 @POTUS @FLOTUS @WhiteHouse They seem so...lifelike. Almost human!
Oct 28, 2018 10:33 PM
RT @CharlesMBlow: This world is going to hell… https://t.co/5SOOxRopkB
Oct 28, 2018 10:08 PM
@KarthikKatooru Congrats!!!
Oct 28, 2018 9:13 PM
RT @tomwarren: IBM has acquired Red Hat in a $34 billion deal https://t.co/UnB49kyYIt
Oct 28, 2018 9:05 PM
@franckcuny Good thing our exposure to CentOS and OpenJDK is minimal. 🤢
Oct 28, 2018 8:54 PM
RT @TheRegister: IBM is reportedly close to buying enterprise Linux biz Red Hat https://t.co/FnjyFV13H9
Oct 28, 2018 5:42 PM
@javawithjiva @pgarg @RadhikaBrown @AahnaBrown It's from an epic place! /cc: @baldfacelodge
Oct 28, 2018 12:34 PM
RT @PodSaveAmerica: Here's how to win a political argument with your family. https://t.co/nVq2paIkqP #VoteSaveAmerica #PodSaveAmericaHBO h…
Oct 28, 2018 12:00 PM
RT @ArunChaud: Wait, who exactly bought Time Magazine again? https://t.co/pjYTgDMtJv
Oct 28, 2018 4:02 AM
Read the room, asshole. Not exactly the time for the President of the United States to tweet some cribbed hallway sportstalk. https://t.co/…
Oct 28, 2018 3:25 AM
RT @tef_ebooks: ESTRAGON: Well, shall we set the clocks back? VLADIMIR: Yes, let's go [they do not change the microwave clock]
Oct 28, 2018 2:30 AM
RT @pgarg: करवा चौथ मुबारक हो ! https://t.co/2GxlZ9yu3K
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Oct 28, 2018 2:29 AM
@JustPlainTweets This is really amazing.
Oct 28, 2018 1:25 AM
I think about this tweet a lot. https://t.co/2NRImiueO1
Oct 28, 2018 12:53 AM
RT @shatil: I want to experience it all, just not immediately back to back. The roller coaster ride of emotions from one extreme to another…
Oct 28, 2018 12:23 AM
It takes a (single) village (fix). https://t.co/C4Lf06GbOE
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Oct 27, 2018 9:19 PM
The mind boggles at how incredibly bad @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) is at social media. I mean, I'm glad he's bad at his job, but still.…
Oct 27, 2018 9:02 PM
Dusting off the classics. https://t.co/AGk64wjY8z
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Oct 27, 2018 6:44 PM
This. https://t.co/OKFmTNtvBb
Oct 27, 2018 5:30 PM
"Any utopianism tends to be a totalizing system. It promises a total solution to problems that are always piecemeal." (via @dknightly)https…
Oct 27, 2018 4:06 PM
RT @lesleyabravanel: OMG. My husband just called and said "Remember that picture I texted you of that crazy Trump van that delivered lunch…
Oct 27, 2018 1:44 PM
RT @GreatDismal: https://t.co/q6diTpsCuI
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Oct 27, 2018 1:35 PM
RT @jonnysun: please let me leave the ball game take me out of the crowd theres no more peanuts or cracker jacks THE WHOLE ARENA HAS RUN OU…
Oct 27, 2018 1:32 PM
RT @MikeDrucker: If only there were some clue https://t.co/IQAFL81Exb
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Oct 27, 2018 12:47 PM
RT @googledocs: Introducing a ✨ .new ✨ time-saving trick for users. Type any of these .new domains to instantly create Docs, Sheets, Slides…
Oct 27, 2018 12:28 PM
RT @dhh: The concentration of the internet in the hands of Big Tech is terrifying. Gmail is a wonderful application, but email deserves muc…
Oct 27, 2018 4:11 AM
@TheSherylKlein @RedSox @Dodgers #BeatMA
Oct 27, 2018 4:05 AM
@jayholler @oskhan @ndwns I’m pushing for: @igb -> Ian @ndwns -> Ian #2
Oct 27, 2018 3:52 AM
RT @ananavarro: As anyone who worked for him will confirm, I was very critical of Obama. I never got threats I get now. So, yes, I hold Tru…
Oct 27, 2018 3:49 AM
@skilldrick Mynah?
Oct 27, 2018 3:47 AM
RT @dealbook: Google shielded three executives who were accused of sexual misconduct from the consequences that others faced. https://t.co/…
Oct 27, 2018 1:26 AM
RT @Pinboard: 🚨 🗳 Remember to yell "BETO" when you vote! An 1839 Texas election law says that voice votes TAKE PRECEDENCE over marked ballo…
Oct 26, 2018 4:32 PM
Me: *deletes draft of insulting reply to @realDonaldTrump and retweets this instead* https://t.co/YbpLHFrkKi
Oct 26, 2018 11:45 AM
@Nicole_Cliffe "two of whom are also clones" 😭
Oct 26, 2018 11:08 AM
We need to put an @igb/@ndwns disambiguation page on the wiki.
Oct 26, 2018 10:45 AM
@jpd Actually, J.P., you are confusing "tariffs" with "Tariffs". If you’d gone to Wharton you’d understand. It’s just basic capitalisationi…
Oct 26, 2018 3:27 AM
@knorlen @ThomasKunjappu Oh no.
Oct 26, 2018 3:26 AM
@YourProtagonist Left.
Oct 26, 2018 3:18 AM
RT @alexisohanian: Hey @lyft @uber can I sponsor rides to the polls for my fellow Floridians on Nov 6? https://t.co/Na8vqs1h2L
Oct 26, 2018 3:06 AM
@ftrain if the lemonheads were into RPGs it would have been D&O
Oct 26, 2018 3:00 AM
@djpardis Pretty sure this was the theme of a Daniel the Tiger™ episode.
Oct 26, 2018 2:58 AM
RT @ftrain: if the lemonheads could program it would have been an array about shame
Oct 26, 2018 2:58 AM
@ftrain https://t.co/HvdJ6tSLwk
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Oct 26, 2018 2:55 AM
RT @jdawsey1: Confirmed: Trump admin is considering blocking all asylum requests and crossings at southern border. Alert online and story c…
Oct 26, 2018 2:49 AM
RT @hmbeagle: Low tides at Mavericks Thursday. Tomorrow opening ceremonies for the surf contest will be held here. #mavericks #surfing #hal…
Oct 26, 2018 2:41 AM
RT @jenniferfraser: When we hear about the “name and ID issue” with voter registration, let’s be clear, it is gender based voter suppressio…
Oct 26, 2018 1:22 AM
RT @McFaul: Did Trump call Obama or Clinton today?
Oct 25, 2018 11:21 PM
Nothing but murderous rage for MY escalator. https://t.co/FiAJ8dUmAp
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Oct 25, 2018 10:44 PM
RT @joshbloch: A step in the right direction. https://t.co/rv2M3JuJyc
Oct 25, 2018 8:10 PM
RT @exell_chris: Tired parents and baby clothing with snaps has an amazing probability of creating off by one errors.
Oct 25, 2018 7:19 PM
RT @DocPop: 24th Street and Mission. https://t.co/A6vFYsRd1H
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Oct 25, 2018 6:58 PM
RT @electrolemon: still need a halloween costume? here are 34 free ideas, courtesy of your ol’ pal demi. and believe it or not, these are t…
Oct 25, 2018 2:15 PM
@AliciaTrost @jayholler @SFBART Deal. We’ll DM you to set this up.
Oct 25, 2018 1:31 PM
@jayholler Hey @AliciaTrost & @SFBART, do you folks do tours of BART operations?
Oct 25, 2018 1:28 PM
@jayholler What is "the K talkgroup"?
Oct 25, 2018 11:45 AM
RT @nicholas_bagley: This is a lie about something that genuinely matters. If you thought Hillary's emails were an important news story, @n…
Oct 25, 2018 11:38 AM
RT @prchovanec: Yeah, tell me that the unsubstantiated “false flag” narrative is just an irrelevant fringe thing. https://t.co/AqKIOZnKGL
Oct 25, 2018 11:37 AM
RT @BNONews: BREAKING: Suspicious package sent to former Vice President Joe Biden, intercepted at a postal facility in Delaware - CBS
Oct 25, 2018 11:29 AM
@miguelrios I’m up with the baby, but it’s nice to be awake for $TWTR earnings and our insane racist clown/President live-tweeting @foxandf…
Oct 25, 2018 11:26 AM
RT @nytgraphics: An eighth explosive device was found at the building that houses Robert De Niro’s production company and restaurant in Tri…
Oct 25, 2018 11:14 AM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: I’m calling this look Ruthless Hater Gunsburg https://t.co/TS43TKEyLv
Oct 25, 2018 11:07 AM
BE THE CHAND YOU WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD https://t.co/O55ZNFifsd
Oct 25, 2018 2:56 AM
RT @j_grand: Ps we are looking to hire a junior A&R to sift thru the muck to find the occasional unpolished gem and save me nightly agony o…
Oct 25, 2018 2:56 AM
@Twitter https://t.co/hY8seItMnx
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Oct 25, 2018 2:49 AM
RT @AndrewGillum: As my grandmother used to say — a hit dog will holler. https://t.co/kC34Ldd0is
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Oct 24, 2018 11:25 PM
RT @brunoborges: Hey @christhalinger... can you please do us all a favor and ask someone at @Twitter to add Duke emoji next to the #Java ha…
Oct 24, 2018 3:54 PM
@nus @pgarg ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/76hw9KU7QN
Oct 24, 2018 3:44 PM
Gonna bexriding a lot of BART today.
Oct 24, 2018 3:43 PM
.@pgarg’s away on a biz trip so doing double drop-off. Dropped 4yo off at school, then realized I forgot 4mo’s milk at home. Sigh. #dadlife
Oct 24, 2018 1:12 PM
This guy is a fucking liar. https://t.co/FC5xA9BQas
Oct 24, 2018 10:24 AM
RT @KenJennings: MITCH HEDBERG (foolish): An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. ME (wise): https://t.co/XTGZmmHjRS
Oct 24, 2018 9:59 AM
RT @denhamsadler: For the record: I regret ever tweeting about blockchain and also regret not checking for typos.
Oct 24, 2018 6:35 AM
One, two, three, four Who's punk? What's the score? https://t.co/4Q76NNZlOC
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Oct 24, 2018 4:16 AM
Just saw what is best described as an Ursula K. LeGuin cover band.
Oct 24, 2018 1:21 AM
@DanJackson415 #BeatMA
Oct 24, 2018 1:20 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: what the fuck did i miss https://t.co/Pk43hswCOY
Oct 23, 2018 4:09 PM
Status update: https://t.co/GqmQpy1mIF
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Oct 23, 2018 4:03 PM
Current status: attempting to transfer a sleeping baby from a bassinet to car seat without waking her. https://t.co/7i9TdrFsEy
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Oct 23, 2018 3:39 PM
RT @danpfeiffer: Facebook is rapidly becoming a conservative media outlet https://t.co/GeNQ7vL7Sn
Oct 23, 2018 3:31 PM
RT @Kasparov63: Patriotism is when you love your country. Nationalism is when you hate all the rest. https://t.co/LS7i7rhy2L
Oct 23, 2018 1:54 PM
RT @anildash: Great work from @jackiehluo, sharing data in salaries in tech based on thousands of data points sent to her by people on soci…
Oct 23, 2018 1:51 PM
RT @mad_typist: Got my flu jab today, so like I’m pretty much invulnerable now https://t.co/1sBO0GKKhf
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Oct 23, 2018 1:28 PM
Brandolini's Bullshit Asymmetry Principle Rules Everything Around Me https://t.co/eWFUREiAwA
Oct 23, 2018 12:04 PM
RT @uxdiogenes: Is someone you work with really great? Did they do something particularity helpful today or on your current project? Write…
Oct 23, 2018 12:02 PM
RT @patrickc: So my working theory is that if you assemble enough enterprise software ads, an airport spontaneously forms around them.
Oct 23, 2018 3:42 AM
RT @dansinker: Today, when you walk by that little library box in your neighborhood, consider leaving a book in tribute. https://t.co/QT6Wv…
Oct 23, 2018 1:31 AM
Cognitive dissonance as I listen to a segment on (the real) AutoTune on @npratc while driving home from the kid’s soccer practice.
Oct 23, 2018 12:57 AM
RT @SFGate: Footage of a fire burning on the 12th through 15th floors of a San Francisco residential high-rise in the Financial District. R…
Oct 22, 2018 7:32 PM
RT @brunoborges: Just found out that #OpenJDK will move to #GitHub. Nice! #Java #CodeOne
Oct 22, 2018 7:31 PM
RT @badiib: We should have an annual lotto that you enter by voting.
Oct 22, 2018 7:27 PM
Almost all of my bookmarked tweets are tweets about books that I want to read. Literally bookmarks, literarily speaking. https://t.co/7RWVy…
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Oct 22, 2018 7:13 PM
What idiot called it "Space Force" and not "Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet"?
Oct 22, 2018 6:31 PM
RT @firepile: I kind of genuinely cannot believe we're still having this conversation. AI ethicists have been arguing this for literally de…
Oct 22, 2018 6:29 PM
Growth hacking. https://t.co/v2T0rW8r3d
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Oct 22, 2018 3:23 PM
@firepile The ΛΛathison
Oct 22, 2018 3:15 PM
RT @bigevilboss: "Sorry my compiler is in French :/" is one of the best error messages I've seen https://t.co/Dh2Rk0QufO
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Oct 22, 2018 3:10 PM
@speakjava @OracleCodeOne Check out @christhalinger’s talk this afternoon! It builds on the ML stuff @ysr1729 presented to you and the @jcp…
Oct 22, 2018 3:03 PM
RT @AndrewGillum: When you lie about me from the most powerful office in the world and still don’t have the courage to @ me... https://t.co…
Oct 22, 2018 2:55 PM
@heyjoshua @christhalinger https://t.co/BTms6Xlxz6
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Oct 22, 2018 2:51 PM
At Java^H^H^H^HCodeOne today? Check out @christhalinger’s talk "Performance-Tuning Twitter Services with Graal and Machine Learning". http…
Oct 22, 2018 8:17 AM
RT @keithspencer: Just had the bright idea to make my phone “They Live”–themed to discourage me from using it as much https://t.co/AMb98byI…
Oct 22, 2018 8:01 AM
RT @stephanierieger: Our hotel has a robot. He got off at the wrong floor and is now quietly standing across from the wrong room, counting…
Oct 22, 2018 3:35 AM
RT @KamalaHarris: REMINDER: Tomorrow, October 22, is the voter registration deadline in California → https://t.co/3jw5qQcaXj.
Oct 22, 2018 3:33 AM
@nanographs :-(
Oct 22, 2018 2:37 AM
@KamloopsArchaeo https://t.co/gATQkfLwDV
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Oct 22, 2018 1:27 AM
RT @LesProLaitiers: Quand je débarque dans ta TL. https://t.co/wQZnM324pX
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Oct 22, 2018 12:37 AM
RT @_prestwich: Think of a blockchain as a DB but writing to it sucks and querying it also sucks and also the maintainers hate you
Oct 22, 2018 12:01 AM
RT @superchunk: No one wonders why the @GOP makes every effort to gut public school system https://t.co/JjhGMpUNBl
Oct 21, 2018 11:50 PM
RT @anildash: First of all, this is offensive bullshit. Second of all, how much is it? https://t.co/qXVcfKJQre
Oct 21, 2018 9:04 PM
Pomegranate juice and brush pen. #inktober https://t.co/ILAJRDrVdt
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Oct 21, 2018 8:25 PM
"Before you’re acquired, you’re an important visionary. Afterward, you’re a crazy person who just wants to burn money." https://t.co/iRoJp0…
Oct 21, 2018 8:05 PM
@jayholler @PhilzCoffee Very happy for you Jay. Congrats!!!
Oct 21, 2018 7:55 PM
RT @seldo: The government is openly discussing classifying a group of people as not people. This isn't a "slide" into fascism. We're here n…
Oct 21, 2018 7:49 PM
RT @maggieNYT: Missed this last night - POTUS manufacturing non-existent riots from the campaign trail. https://t.co/MUqHE95u9v
Oct 21, 2018 4:04 PM
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." 🤔 https://t.co/KLLG5HoAEX
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Oct 21, 2018 3:25 PM
RT @ftrain: I know kids are supposed to bring us joy and meaning but about 40% of the time it's just a reminder that a life well lived is s…
Oct 21, 2018 3:18 PM
Donald Trump is waging war on democracy and written English. Voter suppression? ✔️ Incorrect captilization? ✔️ https://t.co/II7bUsx1Hd
Oct 21, 2018 12:26 PM
RT @RMac18: A good way to know if someone is a psychopath is if they wish you a happy birthday on LinkedIn
Oct 21, 2018 12:22 PM
RT @woodmuffin: Whoever wins the Mega Millions jackpot will be poised to become the first billionaire to pay taxes
Oct 21, 2018 4:50 AM
RT @sharonw: You know that panic that you feel when you read climate change headlines? You'll feel slightly better after you vote NO on 6…
Oct 21, 2018 4:06 AM
#BeatMA
Oct 21, 2018 4:04 AM
RT @matthew_d_green: You can say anything you want about Elon Musk. But his willingness to give Ethereum away to his followers is, quite fr…
Oct 20, 2018 8:00 PM
RT @nelson: Californian friends: are you registered to vote? If not, you can register easily online but the deadline is Monday. Do it now!…
Oct 20, 2018 7:36 PM
RT @ddale8: In March, Trump said the Saudi military deals would produce 40,000 jobs. A week ago, he made it 450,000 jobs. Wednesday, 500,0…
Oct 20, 2018 7:15 PM
RT @pgarg: Thank you for inviting me and organizing this event @ChickTechSF. Let’s keep chicks in tech! https://t.co/bVtHr1DFsD
Oct 20, 2018 6:49 PM
RT @ESCochrane: I asked President Trump what evidence he had that “hardened criminals” are trying to enter the country. “Oh please, please,…
Oct 20, 2018 6:38 PM
RT @noUpside: This NYT story on the Saudi version of the IRA - and the Saudi infiltration of Twitter itself to spy on dissidents by way of…
Oct 20, 2018 6:15 PM
RT @tanvi_kolte: “Articulate the why and they’ll trust you to do the how” - @pgarg probably the best advice I’ve gotten in a long time
Oct 20, 2018 6:14 PM
RT @tanvi_kolte: Great speech by @pgarg to kick off ACT-W Bay Area! @ChickTechSF https://t.co/znOJp5n3O0
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Oct 20, 2018 1:36 PM
RT @whitequark: i can't get over how Arm [the company] has an ARM [the architecture] ARM [Architecture Reference Manual] describing cores C…
Oct 20, 2018 5:06 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: I brought the frame for an It’s-It costume the size of a monster truck tire on @SFBART. But riding the transit system is…
Oct 20, 2018 1:45 AM
@gasca @__koyaanisqatsi
Oct 19, 2018 8:46 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: The "host presentation" during the @jcp_org EC face-to-face is being given by @ysr1729. #Java #JCP #TwitterVMTeam https:…
Oct 19, 2018 4:32 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: We are ready to welcome the @jcp_org EC at Twitter HQ for this month's face-to-face. #Java #JCP https://t.co/BaQCElZxdm
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Oct 19, 2018 4:04 PM
RT @zircote: A shout out to @ApacheAurora team, we had our job database become corrupt today however the restore tool worked like a charm a…
Oct 19, 2018 2:10 PM
He’s making our country dumber. https://t.co/spxnnOfPHC
Oct 19, 2018 1:35 PM
RT @prchovanec: Whenever I refer to Nazism, it’s not about asserting that Trump=Hitler, but recognizing how Germans came to rationalize the…
Oct 19, 2018 12:15 PM
RT @burritojustice: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can…
Oct 19, 2018 4:59 AM
RT @nytopinion: We don't often share articles by our colleagues at @PostOpinions, but we think it is important that as many people as possi…
Oct 19, 2018 4:33 AM
RT @MastersRex: Pay attention to the quality of the tools you use. There can be big differences https://t.co/nUPuu0XmF0
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Oct 19, 2018 3:46 AM
@coolgrey https://t.co/L68psVcubI
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Oct 19, 2018 2:08 AM
I’m gonna miss this tree. But hey, the neighborhood is gonna get one more house, so it’s a win. https://t.co/c2Fpai2cpd
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Oct 19, 2018 1:25 AM
Thank you to all of my great SUPPORTERS, really big progress being made. New Poll says I was right, at over 58%, maybe the most POPULAR! ht…
Oct 18, 2018 11:55 PM
Did...did a 10-year old create this chart? https://t.co/4pbWWuzd7X
Oct 18, 2018 10:37 PM
RT @doctorow: Report: John Bolton and John Kelly shouted profanities at each other in White House confrontation https://t.co/5e6Koo2FPc htt…
Oct 18, 2018 8:52 PM
RT @TravRice: .@Mark_Landvik going BIG | @jhski | Photo: @aaronblatt https://t.co/QyQkpzVOqc
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Oct 18, 2018 8:37 PM
@Twitter Who's there?
Oct 18, 2018 4:43 PM
RT @elegantlywasted: Lol - facebook’s election war room seems to have everyone glued to tweetdeck! https://t.co/i5RRGhdt1Y
Oct 18, 2018 2:00 PM
@miguelrios You too, eh? We got hammered by it this weekend. Ugh.
Oct 18, 2018 4:40 AM
@HiveTheory @rands https://t.co/9Zrt6bhjWN
Oct 18, 2018 3:47 AM
RT @blade_funner: I'm a door to door salesman. I see a door, I try to sell it another door. That's my job.
Oct 18, 2018 3:37 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: A Class Act at ACT-W! https://t.co/ZJJcWc0kgN
Oct 18, 2018 3:25 AM
@AndrewX192 @shatil Wait...it is?
Oct 18, 2018 2:13 AM
@shatil It’s not exactly optional.
Oct 17, 2018 4:34 PM
DMs > Slack. Don't @ me. Feel free to DM me though.
Oct 17, 2018 3:33 PM
RT @Twitter: |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| Be sweet when you Tweet |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ …
Oct 17, 2018 2:26 PM
@herval Heroku attempts the latter. Not clear that margins were high enough to sustain operations prior to Salesforce acquisition.
Oct 17, 2018 12:52 PM
RT @jasongay: I went to go see the one and only @chrissyteigen with a theory: Chrissy Teigen is the Last Likable Person on the Internet (…
Oct 17, 2018 12:13 PM
Love that our President is live-tweeting @foxandfriends sans context. https://t.co/9SthulVeor
Oct 17, 2018 11:55 AM
@herval Now if you are a company’s internal DC competing against the public cloud, Heroku-level/qualify abstractions and UX make a ton of s…
Oct 17, 2018 11:53 AM
@herval ...to allow for a profit in reselling public cloud instances.
Oct 17, 2018 11:51 AM
@herval Only way to do it is to operate your own bare metal, or to add another layer of scheduling/job packing on top of public cloud infra…
Oct 17, 2018 11:49 AM
@herval Margins are too small? How much of a premium are people willing to pay on top of existing GCP or AWS prices?
Oct 17, 2018 11:34 AM
@herval I like to think of it as living on a plane of existence inaccessible to un-augmented humans.
Oct 17, 2018 11:23 AM
RT @pgarg: Inviting you all to help support and advance women in technology. Its never easy to stand up on stage, but we need to be brave a…
Oct 17, 2018 3:33 AM
@herval Fuck no. #DarkForest
Oct 16, 2018 11:57 PM
RT @AP: BREAKING: Trump tells AP that Saudi Arabia being blamed for missing journalist is another case of "guilty until proven innocent."
Oct 16, 2018 9:02 PM
Spotted a great egret while we were there. https://t.co/XgyfRXMP5x
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Oct 16, 2018 8:44 PM
Kid is fully recovered from the flu, but was still in quarantine, so we spent part of the morning at the new Hunter’s Point Shoreline Park.…
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Oct 16, 2018 5:44 PM
A baby Piers Morgan and his mother Gabrielle (L) and his father Vincent (R). (c. 1965) https://t.co/bLFexQnwGd
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Oct 16, 2018 2:49 PM
@Ian_Darwin @Twitter Figured it must have been something like that. :-)
Oct 16, 2018 1:48 PM
@gasca Welcome to conversational Twitter.
Oct 16, 2018 1:13 PM
RT @headius: Interesting how when so much of the JVM world is moving toward free and open software, Oracle is backing closed-source, vendor…
Oct 16, 2018 2:48 AM
.@TuckerCarlson is a despicable peddler of racist garbage, a cancer in the bowels of public opinion. He doesn’t deserve to dine in peace. h…
Oct 16, 2018 1:57 AM
@jayholler *bangs gavel* The motion passes! @realDonaldTrump is now officially garbage.
Oct 15, 2018 9:43 PM
RT @ditzkoff: never ask how a news story can get worse https://t.co/ngmDnO5LCa
Oct 15, 2018 8:48 PM
@Nicole_Cliffe I keep taking all these baby (her big sister) -carrying selfies and have never found a good reason to post them...but to own…
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Oct 15, 2018 8:38 PM
RT @DR_ILL: "Torture session gone wrong" is an interesting argument to try to defend yourself with... https://t.co/lmiaRwF14s
Oct 15, 2018 8:26 PM
There is no purer expression of Schadenfreude than the joy of a 4yo watching her baby sister get shots during a joint trip to the Doctor’s.
Oct 15, 2018 4:31 PM
@herval It's the worst. I mean, I'm not logging in to Über anytime soon, but the web is in danger.
Oct 15, 2018 3:16 PM
RT @zeynep: Los Angeles area and/or Claremont Colleges folks! I have an upcoming talk at Scripps College this Monday October 15th. Free and…
Oct 15, 2018 3:08 PM
RT @calacademy: SEND HELP—INVADED BY TINY WITCHES. (📸 by our Steinhart Aquarium biologists, who cannot be stopped this time of year.) https…
Oct 15, 2018 2:55 PM
RT @brianarn: Today's goal: Write down that Jira query I have to run once a quarter so that I don't have to figure it out again every quart…
Oct 15, 2018 2:53 PM
@heyjoshua @Nicole_Cliffe @darth Look, @Nicole_Cliffe and @darth are great and all, but my exclusion from this list undermines your credibi…
Oct 15, 2018 2:35 PM
RT @Pinboard: Palmer Luckey has made the maximum legal donation this year to Steve King, the nation's most openly white supremacist congres…
Oct 15, 2018 2:12 PM
Our President is dumb garbage. https://t.co/JAGtWLm607
Oct 15, 2018 4:11 AM
This #NPC garbage is yet another awful example.
Oct 15, 2018 4:10 AM
The eternal problem with Twitter (and the Internet) is Brandolini’s "bullshit asimmetry". https://t.co/eWFUREiAwA
Oct 15, 2018 3:31 AM
@thehill This fucking guy.
Oct 15, 2018 12:28 AM
@djpardis The best class I took as an undergrad was a botany course where we spent two weeks on feedback loops.
Oct 14, 2018 7:50 PM
@kclemson The matchsticks patterns from "On a Pale Horse" has really stuck with me. And the perspectives riff.
Oct 14, 2018 7:47 PM
@realDonaldTrump Hey @Scavino45, what crazy conspiracy/troll garbage are you amplifying now?
Oct 14, 2018 6:53 PM
Is there a @flickr CC image search plug-in for Apple Keynote? If not, there should be. Especially if it managed attribution metadata.
Oct 14, 2018 3:09 PM
RT @mmay3r: People ask me how I have time to tweet. In reality, tweeting takes no time, it actually saves me time by getting thoughts off m…
Oct 14, 2018 3:38 AM
@mmihic That or Putin’s B-team is trying to take me out but because they are idiots no one lets them use Novichok-5 and they only get Norov…
Oct 14, 2018 3:34 AM
@mmihic That or there is some cache of the virus hidden in the house that I keep stumbling upon.
Oct 14, 2018 3:33 AM
@mmihic Also, I now think Norovirus is a malevolent, sentient entity with whom I am locked in an eternal battle.
Oct 14, 2018 3:19 AM
@cmort We have iPhones now, thank god. Listening to episode after episode of @SaysYouRadio.
Oct 14, 2018 3:17 AM
@mmihic Aahna. Radhika might have been the vector, but she’s pumped up on magic breastmilk antivenin or whatever is in there.
Oct 14, 2018 3:02 AM
@kpk @mikeindustries @mikisetlur @gasca The relaxed yet tense pose combined with the floating-like motion of people riding those things a a…
Oct 14, 2018 2:55 AM
Formally stated, Norovirus's third law is: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
Oct 14, 2018 2:30 AM
TFW when "food poisoning" might actually be norovirus. Me, one kid, and grandma (who we saw yesterday) all puking, etc.
Oct 14, 2018 2:00 AM
TFW food poisoning. 🤢🤮
Oct 14, 2018 1:35 AM
@cmeik Borges FTW.
Oct 14, 2018 1:10 AM
@RickPaulas ...overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
Oct 14, 2018 1:06 AM
@RickPaulas Thread: https://t.co/0J2SSmxyt0
Oct 14, 2018 1:02 AM
@todaysgifis This...this is the same backend as @istaqsinaibot, isn’t it?
Oct 14, 2018 12:59 AM
@todaysgifis 🤔
Oct 14, 2018 12:54 AM
@davidjrusek ping https://t.co/dThVEcmZrn
Oct 13, 2018 10:07 PM
RT @HillaryClinton: Seriously, you asked Russia to hack me on national television. https://t.co/YPktJyQ7Gx
Oct 13, 2018 4:05 PM
@sriramk @jack Look, I’m rooting for @jack and all, but @Benioff is, like, 9 feet tall. https://t.co/qyw4FUeSaV
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Oct 13, 2018 2:46 PM
RT @JesseDrucker: SCOOP by me and @flitteronfraud: For several years running, Jared Kushner likely paid no federal income taxes: https://t.…
Oct 13, 2018 5:02 AM
@GoldenG8Pridge @Twitter We’ll miss you!!! Best of luck with whatever comes next!!!
Oct 13, 2018 12:03 AM
RT @emilymbadger: The NYT published the most beautiful thing today: a map of every building in America https://t.co/65mTV4hdXI
Oct 12, 2018 9:40 PM
RT @F6x: This is remarkable. https://t.co/JI1Pqvn4kX
Oct 12, 2018 7:36 PM
Your move, Mitch Hedberg. Your move. https://t.co/DIQNODgUQF
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Oct 12, 2018 2:00 PM
RT @Law_Mana: The President said that Jamal Khashoggi wasn’t a US Citizen. But he was a Lawful Permanent Resident of the U.S. LPRs have due…
Oct 12, 2018 1:55 PM
@realDonaldTrump Everyone?
Oct 12, 2018 11:49 AM
@djpardis is
Oct 12, 2018 4:57 AM
@guypbenson I hear you, Guy. This sort of long-lasting damage to our nation's institutions makes me want to punch an American flag too.
Oct 12, 2018 4:51 AM
RT @krassenstein: This is intesting. Trump says something to Justice Kennedy, the Justice that Kavanaugh just replaced. It stops Kennedy in…
Oct 12, 2018 4:41 AM
@jungwoows I always fear that I will encounter a spoiler or a summary of the plot/thesis.
Oct 12, 2018 4:19 AM
@joyding Looks like it. https://t.co/Zp0oCP3ICl
Oct 12, 2018 4:10 AM
@timbray left
Oct 12, 2018 4:07 AM
RT @vishnuchallam: Writeup about how we use ZooKeeper at Twitter, challenges we faced and lessons learned https://t.co/DIOeGz4fYu
Oct 12, 2018 3:19 AM
RT @mjntendency: "punk's not dead" https://t.co/1FfptHwQ24
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Oct 12, 2018 2:23 AM
@tinab Wow.
Oct 12, 2018 2:22 AM
RT @mjntendency: One of the great achievements of the past 40 years of human civilization is that every time you think punk rock could not…
Oct 12, 2018 1:06 AM
Hey #BookTwitter, do you:
Oct 12, 2018 12:58 AM
RT @karaswisher: Man, I need to stop cursing when I flap my jaws: Kara Swisher on the worst and best bosses she’s ever had. https://t.co/PD…
Oct 11, 2018 11:27 PM
RT @dansinker: This is hell. https://t.co/eNXiuK3bSB
Oct 11, 2018 11:17 PM
@heyjoshua Yeah..."borrow" it. That’s the ticket. https://t.co/MnwKHYMlFr
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Oct 11, 2018 11:12 PM
#LazyTwitter: I’m in charge of games for our street’s block party this weekend. Any good ideas for outdoor games for kids and/or grownups?
Oct 11, 2018 10:25 PM
RT @SFBART: More specialized cleaning is coming to our Mission St. Stations. The Board voted today to increase the duration of the nightly…
Oct 11, 2018 10:25 PM
RT @rsimmon: How does satellite data compare to master cartographer Eduard Imhof’s perspective on the Walensee? https://t.co/VjUq5fUktw (Wi…
Oct 11, 2018 9:50 PM
RT @NWSBayArea: REMINDER: There is an increased risk for beach hazards through Friday afternoon, including rip currents, sneaker waves, str…
Oct 11, 2018 9:49 PM
@taylorleese Good luck!!!
Oct 11, 2018 8:54 PM
@sonenarayanan Gettin' Figgy Wit It
Oct 11, 2018 7:10 PM
RT @baratunde: Kanye and Trump. Two powerful, unaccountable, troubled, famous men playing at matters they do not understand but no one will…
Oct 11, 2018 7:09 PM
RT @AndMucc: Funny to see so many people misspelling Kayne https://t.co/vZANAXiX67
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Oct 11, 2018 6:53 PM
@javawithjiva It was that or "software apologist".
Oct 11, 2018 5:59 PM
something XML https://t.co/5MuczNg5KT
Oct 11, 2018 5:43 PM
RT @misterjamo: lmao Kanye's iPhone password is 000000 https://t.co/mEM5Tjq0po
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Oct 11, 2018 5:43 PM
...
Oct 11, 2018 5:43 PM
... https://t.co/Ofjz45YeeN
Oct 11, 2018 4:58 PM
RT @SamSeder: One of the most nakedly honest formulations I’ve seen of US FP ever. “Who gives a crap about human rights when 100 billion do…
Oct 11, 2018 4:26 PM
Turns out it’s actually a good thing! Hopefully @realDonaldTrump signs it before realizing that it doesn’t make America worse. https://t.co…
Oct 11, 2018 4:24 PM
@SalomeAnulisch We certainly wouldn’t want that. :-) OK, I’m all for it.
Oct 11, 2018 4:02 PM
I don’t know what this Act is but I’m assuming it’s something awful. https://t.co/XGSXhRwFRq
Oct 11, 2018 3:51 PM
Zeno’s Paradox, but for getting from Glen Park to Embarcadero on BART.
Oct 11, 2018 3:48 PM
Current status: trying to convince @pgarg to take @RadhikaBrown from here. Also we are stuck between stations again.
Oct 11, 2018 3:46 PM
Status update: @pgarg magically ended up on our train car having dropped off @AahnaBrown at school!
Oct 11, 2018 3:37 PM
And we are moving again. Yay.
Oct 11, 2018 3:36 PM
Status update: stuck between stations on BART with a sleeping 4mo strapped to my chest. 🙏🏻
Oct 11, 2018 3:30 PM
Related: BART is delayed eastbound due to police action at 24th.
Oct 11, 2018 3:28 PM
Current status: stuck between stations on BART with a crying 4mo strapped to my chest.
Oct 11, 2018 2:14 PM
@javawithjiva @TheGoodPlaceNBC For @SiliconHBO. Or at least he was for a while.
Oct 11, 2018 1:47 PM
It's the little things. https://t.co/Tf1BG9tlg5
Oct 11, 2018 12:40 PM
RT @akpix: Surfers making the most of yesterday's huge Lake Superior waves at Stony Point between #Duluth and Two Harbors on Minnesota's No…
Oct 11, 2018 12:33 PM
😬 https://t.co/NjVuStfRD5
Oct 11, 2018 12:26 PM
@Ian_Darwin @Twitter For context, see @TonyPrintezis’s blog post for context: https://t.co/nzgG2L5pFQ
Oct 11, 2018 12:25 PM
@Ian_Darwin Hey Ian, this was back in May. The folks behind Jigsaw took our feedback and @twitter (and others) were able vote yes on the re…
Oct 11, 2018 12:15 PM
@posco .
Oct 11, 2018 12:07 PM
RT @sarah_edo: Software engineering is 90% software engineering and 10% complaining about software engineering
Oct 11, 2018 3:33 AM
RT @chrislhayes: Would be nice to definitively rule out that the Saudis are paying the president massive bribes in exchange for tacit appro…
Oct 11, 2018 3:17 AM
@herval A better construction would have been: moon mmoooonn mmmoooooonnn
Oct 11, 2018 3:14 AM
RT @cra: holy shit wow https://t.co/pqgsrzzHtj
Oct 11, 2018 3:14 AM
@esm Ed, *nothing* right now bodes well for the future.
Oct 11, 2018 3:08 AM
RT @NYTimesWordplay: Constructors, red alert! I repeat, this is not a drill. #MOONMOON https://t.co/Ph9Q4crHcR
Oct 11, 2018 3:07 AM
@marius Sparklines FTW.
Oct 11, 2018 3:05 AM
I’m OK if we introduce an edit button IFF any change must be approved by *everyone* who has faved/retweeted the original tweet.
Oct 11, 2018 2:50 AM
@ameetkotian @dickc @Twitter @TheGoodPlaceNBC Well, first of all, it’s "eccentric circles"...
Oct 11, 2018 2:09 AM
@mazdakh This is what I keep telling people.
Oct 11, 2018 1:56 AM
@GeraldoRivera @maggieNYT @POTUS You are a washed up hack.
Oct 11, 2018 1:55 AM
RT @maggieNYT: Hi Geraldo - this is from a pool report from the White House crew of poolers with him on AF1 today. They're often quoted on…
Oct 11, 2018 1:31 AM
@mazdakh https://t.co/pwXGVc1ysO
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Oct 11, 2018 1:20 AM
@eecraft @dickc @Twitter @TheGoodPlaceNBC Communicate fearlessly to build trust. But try to make it a little funny.
Oct 10, 2018 11:43 PM
À la @dickc, my goal is to parlay my career at @twitter into a writing gig on @TheGoodPlaceNBC and finally use that Philosophy degree.
Oct 10, 2018 11:37 PM
RT @Twitter: Sexy Edit Button https://t.co/UYm9Hc9p7M
Oct 10, 2018 10:57 PM
@bethanymac12 I mean, it *is* a rule. Isn't it?
Oct 10, 2018 10:02 PM
@heyjoshua *long sigh*
Oct 10, 2018 9:56 PM
RT @Olivianuzzi: I had a very weird day yesterday https://t.co/CWihZ4Yxly
Oct 10, 2018 9:11 PM
"Kelly had appeared in the room, a wary expression on his face, which resembles a cross between Wallace Shawn and Woody Harrelson." https:/…
Oct 10, 2018 8:52 PM
@firepile 'tis indeed.
Oct 10, 2018 8:49 PM
TIL: sips -- scriptable image processing system
Oct 10, 2018 7:57 PM
@Si_ximujin Yay!!!
Oct 10, 2018 1:30 PM
@jco Try both.
Oct 10, 2018 11:59 AM
@44 @rrhoover As @roach recently tweeted: https://t.co/5Oxy9QlFRB
Oct 10, 2018 11:48 AM
@jeffvandermeer Stay safe.
Oct 10, 2018 11:31 AM
RT @rrhoover: Distributed teams, while not yet the norm, is quickly becoming non-contrarian in tech
Oct 10, 2018 10:17 AM
RT @soledadobrien: The President of the United States is a troll and a conspiracy theorist. And a birther. And a pathalogical liar. https:/…
Oct 10, 2018 5:11 AM
@Todd_Segal @gasca @nedsegal @Twitter In my defense I am on family leave except for Tuesdays when I am in the office, hence the dip down to…
Oct 10, 2018 5:03 AM
@gasca @Todd_Segal @nedsegal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/4X04dOReNv
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Oct 10, 2018 3:07 AM
RT @urbanlifesigns: Took BART to Daly City cinemas today. Century 20 Daly City is much closer to the BART station than I thought. AND you g…
Oct 10, 2018 3:01 AM
RT @juliareinstein: I learned how to do CPR today so now I know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyteria…
Oct 10, 2018 1:07 AM
@christhalinger They will go nicely with my new shirt. https://t.co/FMOIra93Ha
Oct 9, 2018 11:05 PM
RT @flaviowbrasil: hey @igb, I think you need some help to create an undetectable backdoor https://t.co/OZV82Zyacq
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Oct 9, 2018 10:41 PM
RT @NPR: The White House confirms that Kanye West is visiting the White House to have lunch with President Trump and his son-in law, Jared…
Oct 9, 2018 9:33 PM
@jellybeanjones @RWoods92 @fvrojas I'm going to need one of these.
Oct 9, 2018 9:18 PM
@zkiehl Nice.
Oct 9, 2018 4:25 PM
@Benioff Good thing we are building a basketball arena instead of housing.
Oct 9, 2018 3:59 PM
If you are traveling on BART with small children, with a stroller, a bike the locked, alarmed, or unidirectional gates are a huge PITA.
Oct 9, 2018 3:59 PM
Recent @SFBART fare-evasion suppression "improvements" don’t do much to prevent evasion while increasing difficulty for paying passengers.
Oct 9, 2018 2:21 PM
@realDonaldTrump Anyone who is still a member of your administration at this point will not achieve redemption by an act of resignation.
Oct 9, 2018 5:06 AM
s/buffon/buffoon
Oct 9, 2018 5:02 AM
4) All of this has been said countless times by countless others, but still, GTFO with this garbage.
Oct 9, 2018 5:02 AM
3) "presumed innocence"? He wasn't on trial. It was a job interview. For a lifetime appointment.
Oct 9, 2018 5:02 AM
2) What were the "lies and deception" he had to face? The only obvious perjury was performed by Kavanaugh.
Oct 9, 2018 5:02 AM
Hey @realDonaldTrump 1) you don't get to apologize "on behalf of the nation" if you didn't win the popular vote, you mandate-less buffon! …
Oct 9, 2018 4:00 AM
RT @ameetkotian: #VelocityConf, NY last week was great! I learnt a lot about Kubernetes. Also, the slides for my talk - 'Slack’s journey to…
Oct 9, 2018 3:42 AM
RT @flaviowbrasil: Dear #lazyweb, I'm looking for papers on JIT inlining strategies. Any suggestions?
Oct 9, 2018 3:33 AM
2018-10-08 20:16:57.622818-0700 Fof[31750:988119] duuuude
Oct 9, 2018 3:29 AM
@SteveNahm @TajCampton Nice. It's on our TODO list. Moving it up to the top based on your review!
Oct 9, 2018 2:54 AM
RT @cra: hey Texas friends, register to vote! deadline is tomorrow! https://t.co/SuQ6fLmNVT
Oct 9, 2018 1:47 AM
Easy on the RTs there @Scavino45. https://t.co/Bit0d01mDM
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Oct 9, 2018 1:37 AM
RT @slyphon: Our service in the cloud, hallowed be its DNS. Your pingdom come, your will be done, in the browser as on the server. Give us…
Oct 9, 2018 1:36 AM
@Scavino45 What a disgrace.
Oct 9, 2018 12:52 AM
RT @aedwardslevy: to have taylor swift endorse your opponent is called "being swiftvoted"
Oct 9, 2018 12:51 AM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS It’s un-American AF for a Supreme to choose their successor.
Oct 9, 2018 12:22 AM
@WhiteHouse @POTUS In all of America? Really? Your fatuous hyperbole demeans your office and our nation.
Oct 8, 2018 6:12 PM
@jpd Your tweet was a bit boring, TBH.
Oct 8, 2018 6:04 PM
RT @flaviowbrasil: That feeling when a 15-line change yields almost 10% performance improvement https://t.co/MhYuxjyG4I
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Oct 8, 2018 5:09 PM
Spending #IndigenousPeopleDay walking around the country roads of Glen Park with @AahnaBrown. https://t.co/BCvS3GQYMh
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Oct 8, 2018 2:37 PM
RT @SFPublicLibrary: The Library will be closed Monday October 8 in honor of Indigenous Peoples Day. https://t.co/EVilg76WOB
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Oct 8, 2018 2:26 PM
@jayholler The deadline to register to vote in CA (in person, online or by mail) is Oct. 22.
Oct 8, 2018 1:58 PM
@laebshade @Twitter @Foursquare FTW
Oct 8, 2018 4:53 AM
RT @DavidNBCLA: My view of the @SpaceX launch from @NBCLA. https://t.co/iW3x7IT0Qo
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Oct 8, 2018 3:32 AM
RT @tsyoungreckless: person: whats your favorite taylor swift song? me: https://t.co/7QM9Kt51F0
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Oct 8, 2018 12:47 AM
RT @johnmoe: Nothing but prespect for my Resident. https://t.co/3kflhBNjU5
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Oct 8, 2018 12:34 AM
@jhamlett The baseball hat logo distribution seems like a function of Iowa not having an MLB pro team.
Oct 7, 2018 11:37 PM
RT @nadubharadwaj: Good read by @mathewlodge - how Cloudera missed the "cloud era". https://t.co/zVQX5RDKmv
Oct 7, 2018 11:13 PM
#BlueAngels https://t.co/TiMUxGu5yD
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Oct 7, 2018 9:20 PM
@micheal https://t.co/0JhNCXIHb4
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Oct 7, 2018 9:18 PM
RT @CarolSingsLand: Congrats to Slytherin house on their big win. https://t.co/lTLc2V53YW
Oct 7, 2018 7:21 PM
https://t.co/TdoJEVEcEi
Oct 7, 2018 6:53 PM
RT @polotek: Something has been bothering me and it finally clicked. Twitter isn't a place to learn anymore because you can't tell who is a…
Oct 7, 2018 6:44 PM
RT @comradewong: Stunning move by Chinese Communist Party — it announces it has detained Interpol president Meng Hongwei. https://t.co/oGIZ…
Oct 7, 2018 6:32 PM
RT @nelson: Anyone ever seen a tool that's both a waiter's friend corkscrew and a decent sized straight knife for cutting things? https://t…
Oct 7, 2018 4:43 AM
RT @ftrain: #archivepix (saved 26 May 2012) https://t.co/eVSBjgn46x
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Oct 7, 2018 4:00 AM
@SenatorCollins WTF Senator.
Oct 7, 2018 3:31 AM
@moonpolysoft Erdős "Number 2".
Oct 7, 2018 3:26 AM
#inktober https://t.co/YnK2Jk7BKj
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Oct 7, 2018 3:10 AM
@dschonbe @jayholler Counterpoint: tweet about it.
Oct 7, 2018 3:09 AM
@caitie It tapers off pretty fast. These idiots don’t have a long attention span and most of them are MAGAbots/spam farms. It isn’t fun tho…
Oct 7, 2018 2:53 AM
Twitter dot com: https://t.co/P4bowCRbaI
Oct 7, 2018 1:10 AM
@javawithjiva That was the joke. I mean, the kids won't get it, but you and I Azeem, we've seen things young people wouldn't believe...
Oct 7, 2018 1:07 AM
Here we go again... https://t.co/lgpC4ueHj2
Oct 7, 2018 12:55 AM
Today is a good day to read Rebecca Solnit's essay on naïve cynicism & the lasting, delayed, & second-order effects of protest & action. ht…
Oct 7, 2018 12:47 AM
RT @Kasparov63: When they say that they just don't like *how* you're protesting it's because they don't like that you're protesting at all.…
Oct 7, 2018 12:12 AM
@marcorubio There aren't enough of you to make a mob. https://t.co/UhUUgUoKlA
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Oct 6, 2018 11:37 PM
RT @roach: Hey tech companies, you want to have a positive influence on society and politics? Let people work remotely from their home tow…
Oct 6, 2018 11:12 PM
@ChuckGrassley What the fuck is with you @GOP dipshits and fucked-up capitalization?
Oct 6, 2018 11:04 PM
RT @juliaioffe: We are a country where two presidents who both lost the popular vote have now placed four justices on the Supreme Court. De…
Oct 6, 2018 11:02 PM
@__koyaanisqatsi A chaser of slo-mo pedestrians.
Oct 6, 2018 11:01 PM
RT @dansinker: YOU WILL NEVER GET THE ARK DOCTOR JONES https://t.co/fmf5suFI4C
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Oct 6, 2018 10:44 PM
FuckedCountry dot com
Oct 6, 2018 9:42 PM
@CGregoryBrown Well, if Senator Collins says so, then I guess we are fine.
Oct 6, 2018 8:38 PM
@herval @dschonbe Or the chaos monkey/screechowl service
Oct 6, 2018 7:10 PM
RT @janmpdx: Schopenhauer: We’re doomed Beckett: We’re hopelessly doomed Kafka: We’re doomed beyond hope and doom Camus: Your collective o…
Oct 6, 2018 5:41 PM
@firepile I am on parental leave again, so of course. I mean, like, what else am I going to do? Bond with my child?
Oct 6, 2018 4:46 PM
@dschonbe Violent Jay?
Oct 6, 2018 4:26 PM
@firepile Oh, I’m fully caught up. It was amazing.
Oct 6, 2018 3:23 PM
I started watching "The Good Place" this week. Holy shirt! https://t.co/b5t17pnic3
Oct 6, 2018 1:08 PM
@herval "Approving expenses in SAP Concur."
Oct 6, 2018 11:55 AM
RT @CornellBirds: October Big Day is happening! It's Saturday morning in the U.S., but the rest of the world has already counted more than…
Oct 6, 2018 2:04 AM
@aspen IKR? https://t.co/uLQ6xyrOq5
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Oct 5, 2018 9:05 PM
RT @tina_nguyen: ugh it's been 20 minutes of mainesplaining
Oct 5, 2018 8:06 PM
RT @StarleeKine: .@SenatorCollins You are a bad person. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
Oct 5, 2018 8:01 PM
Republican Senators are bad people. https://t.co/PEzY0P1gG0
Oct 5, 2018 6:23 PM
RT @umatweep: #education If you believe in supporting public education, pay close attention when voting during the midterm elections! htt…
Oct 5, 2018 2:10 PM
The singularity, but human civilization is replaced by feedback loops of dumb and hateful conspiracy memes instead of transcendent AI. http…
Oct 5, 2018 1:36 PM
RT @TwitterSupport: Direct Messages are all about starting a private conversation, whether it’s one-on-one or with a group. Anyone can add…
Oct 5, 2018 5:49 AM
#inktober https://t.co/gTQx03YmEe
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Oct 5, 2018 4:26 AM
RT @seldo: One of my bedrock principles for deciding on propositions is: if it increases my taxes, vote for it. Also vote for anything the…
Oct 5, 2018 4:22 AM
RT @textfiles: So, uh, hi everybody. Internet Archive is in the process of adding in-browser emulation support for Commodore 64. Here's a…
Oct 5, 2018 3:44 AM
https://t.co/YuWxTPHo9u
Oct 5, 2018 12:35 AM
Current bad-idea status: @Ꭵnterface JavaCodeGenerator : NSObject <CodeGenerator>
Oct 4, 2018 10:16 PM
Current parental leave status. #LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/uNCWhMcYok
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Oct 4, 2018 9:13 PM
RT @TwitterAlas: #ImmigrationFacts: There are currently more than 43 million immigrants living in the USMexico is the top origin country, a…
Oct 4, 2018 9:13 PM
RT @BeschlossDC: Soviet Union launches first human-made satellite, Sputnik, into space, today 1957: https://t.co/7aOAtAUBu1
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Oct 4, 2018 6:47 PM
@kpk @biz We should bring back the whale.
Oct 4, 2018 5:17 PM
RT @ChrisMurphyCT: One copy of the FBI report. No more than an hour to review it. No ability for any follow up. Then a rushed vote. For 2…
Oct 4, 2018 5:16 PM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: The FBI report on Judge Kavanaugh is entirely incomplete and insufficient. There are dozens of witnesses who have not…
Oct 4, 2018 5:15 PM
RT @PreetBharara: Serious question - what law prevents abuse of this new Presidential Alert? What law prevents POTUS from using it to attac…
Oct 4, 2018 5:00 PM
Paging all the copywriters, editors, and other literary, erudite folks who follow me and are looking for a gig at Twitter. https://t.co/D3n…
Oct 4, 2018 4:54 PM
RT @F6x: Hey y’all, know anyone who wants to join the Content Strategy team here at Twitter? Please send them my way; DMs are open, too. h…
Oct 4, 2018 4:48 PM
It took me *two weeks* to find my AirPods™ the last time I lost them but OK I’m sure this was a sufficiently thorough investigation. https:…
Oct 4, 2018 4:27 PM
Protesters outside of @CharlesSchwab calling for the company to stop supporting the @GOP because of the party’s misogynistic platform. http…
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Oct 4, 2018 2:58 PM
RT @rcwhalen: @CrocodileChuck @nicoleboutmy @morningmoneyben @CumberlandADV @JeffCoxCNBCcom @JamesGRickards @billjaneway @gmorgenson @Mauer…
Oct 4, 2018 2:10 PM
@ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump It’s definitely revolting.
Oct 4, 2018 1:10 PM
RT @hexadecim8: Ok, so this is bad. https://t.co/ol9ZnfsUBZ
Oct 4, 2018 12:04 PM
RT @sarahjeong: This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a BEEEP BE…
Oct 4, 2018 11:50 AM
Shout out to the neighbors with the world’s worst car alarm.
Oct 4, 2018 6:19 AM
#inktober https://t.co/LLt0ssGSbz
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Oct 4, 2018 6:07 AM
RT @ChristianHeimes: Power outage at Amsterdam #schiphol crown lounge 52. Emergency lights or on, coffee machines are down.
Oct 4, 2018 6:00 AM
@Scavino45 Which people, Dan?
Oct 4, 2018 4:21 AM
RT @ASmallFiction: In their patch, the pumpkins whispered. Who would be lanterns? Who would be pies? They watched the leaves fall. Soon…
Oct 3, 2018 6:31 PM
This is the dumbest alert ever. On the plus side, though, @realDonaldTrump no longer needs to use Twitter ever again. https://t.co/tdGu1Kv…
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Oct 3, 2018 5:29 PM
@Si_ximujin Oh no, Si! That is terrible news.
Oct 3, 2018 2:20 PM
RT @ScaleByTheBay: If you attended #scaleSF in the previous years, you know that it's worth to come back and hear @christhalinger's (@Twit…
Oct 3, 2018 1:32 PM
Ok, having read the article, our President and Deal-Maker-in-Chief is apparently confusing "time value of money" with "inflation".
Oct 3, 2018 1:19 PM
RT @hhhuuugggooo: You shouldn't use Python 3.7 for data science right now https://t.co/vEt6ZHygV4
Oct 3, 2018 1:13 PM
Woah. "Time value of money"? Take it easy with the complicated finance talk there Donald. Not all of us went to Wharton. https://t.co/t7urt…
Oct 3, 2018 11:54 AM
RT @jkru: I wish that there was a time delay on google docs comments where people who are tagged don't get pinged about it until their morn…
Oct 3, 2018 6:42 AM
First rule of Fight Club, John. First rule. It’s also the second rule, John. FFS. Way to ruin it. https://t.co/lRGB7cELSl
Oct 3, 2018 6:37 AM
@Twitter Hey. I’m stranded on a desert island. I’ve tagged this tweet with my precise location. Please send help.
Oct 3, 2018 5:51 AM
@sourcerolls A Sakura PIGMA brush pen.
Oct 3, 2018 5:40 AM
#inktober https://t.co/PUyFiRKLdy
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Oct 3, 2018 5:32 AM
RT @aedwardslevy: *squints at news cycle* what young man hasn't drunkenly committed a tax scheme
Oct 3, 2018 5:20 AM
How in the hell did the parents, friends, and relatives of Donald J. Trump let him grow up to be such a worthless, irredeemable human? http…
Oct 3, 2018 5:06 AM
Welp.
Oct 3, 2018 3:51 AM
.@rockabyebaby needs to put out an lullaby album series of the American minimalists (Reich, Glass, et al).
Oct 3, 2018 3:34 AM
@karthikz @WisconsinCS Quite a compelling case, @karthikz. Quite a compelling case. /cc: @MLBRandomStats,
Oct 3, 2018 3:00 AM
RT @karthikz: @igb Several popular open source data related software have members from @WisconsinCS alumni - Hive, Rocks DB, Presto, Heron
Oct 3, 2018 3:00 AM
RT @karthikz: @igb Wisconsin has a great computer science department. Well known for the database, architecture and systems - now they are…
Oct 3, 2018 2:49 AM
RT @ysr1729: No one is demanding destruction. Merely that the matter be thoroughly investigated and, moreover, that the person nominated ha…
Oct 3, 2018 2:48 AM
RT @firepile: Sure higher education is great but have you considered that I know a full professor who is closer to 60 than 50 and is still…
Oct 3, 2018 2:47 AM
@karthikz ☝🏻
Oct 3, 2018 12:42 AM
RT @igb: This week is on fleet.
Oct 2, 2018 11:29 PM
@KarthikKatooru That is most definitely not me. It's Misfits / Samhain / Danzig frontman and lead singer Glenn Danzig. 🤘🏽💀
Oct 2, 2018 9:58 PM
@realDonaldTrump The assembled leaders of the world *literally* laughed at you.
Oct 2, 2018 8:17 PM
RT @TheOnion: Kavanaugh Starting To Get Worried About Not Hearing Back After Job Interview https://t.co/73RDWc84iz https://t.co/WB9h8PD7ru
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Oct 2, 2018 7:17 PM
🎵 M-I-C-K-E-Y 🎵 🎵 M-O-U-S-M-C-A 🎵
Oct 2, 2018 3:39 PM
@mkheck @Apple What’s the output in Console when the launch fails?
Oct 2, 2018 3:34 PM
The problem with Halloween Twitter names/profile pics is your employees won’t recognize you and won’t automatically fave your tweets.
Oct 2, 2018 2:29 PM
RT @speakjava: Read my latest blog on how @Microsoft and @AzulSystems are keeping #Java stable, secure and free on the @Azure cloud, https:…
Oct 2, 2018 1:27 PM
@TonyPrintezis @jumbo747pilot "it aborted takeoff because of a problem with its airspeed indicator" 😬
Oct 2, 2018 5:27 AM
@starsandrobots I thought @LeslieBerlinSV’s biography of Noyce captured the historical context of the microprocessor’s (and @intel’s andSV’…
Oct 2, 2018 4:56 AM
RT @JustinWolfers: A key non-negotiable U.S. requirement in the NAFTA renegotiations was that the revised agreement not be called NAFTA.
Oct 2, 2018 4:49 AM
RT @theb00kwitch: Hi I know we’re excited for October but a gentle reminder that twitter users that require screenreaders have a hard time…
Oct 2, 2018 4:25 AM
@MLBRandomStats @UWMadison 1. It is a sick job. a. We have some sick data science internships. 2. I work in the basement and have no v…
Oct 2, 2018 4:07 AM
@MLBRandomStats @UWMadison lol indeed
Oct 2, 2018 4:05 AM
@MLBRandomStats Also, avoid @UMich at all costs. Someone with your talents deserves an education commensurate with you potential.
Oct 2, 2018 4:02 AM
@MLBRandomStats #OnWisconsin
Oct 2, 2018 4:02 AM
Hello there my fellow @UWMadison alums, if you have any pull, this baseball-metrician warrants your attention. https://t.co/gzto5bUG2T
Oct 2, 2018 3:59 AM
RT @GavinNewsom: Hi (again), @realDonaldTrump. Heard you called me out at your rally tonight (again). Might I suggest you focus your limit…
Oct 2, 2018 3:58 AM
@srw @pgarg was trapped with you.
Oct 2, 2018 3:52 AM
@ameetkotian @velocityconf @SlackHQ Good luck!
Oct 2, 2018 3:51 AM
RT @ameetkotian: If you are at @velocityconf, in NY tomorrow, come check out my talk about @SlackHQ databases. If you are not, wish me luck…
Oct 2, 2018 3:49 AM
@srw Seth. https://t.co/TR9HwXbsLQ
Oct 2, 2018 3:47 AM
RT @ashleymayer: “Let’s take this outside” = itching for a fight “Let’s take this offline” = afraid of a fight
Oct 2, 2018 3:47 AM
RT @KimZetter: The @internetarchive is seeking a copy of Mark Judge's book to scan it for posterity and make it available online. Please co…
Oct 2, 2018 3:33 AM
@gln Merci!
Oct 2, 2018 3:28 AM
La souris qui ne mourrait pas. #inktober #USMCA https://t.co/srWuZjbRXj
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Oct 2, 2018 1:34 AM
RT @SFBARTalert: 20 min delay on SF line in SFO, MLBR and East Bay dirs due to equip prob between BALB and GLEN stns
Oct 1, 2018 8:44 PM
Current parental-leave status: converting a toddler bed back into a crib using only my wits and an Allen wrench.
Oct 1, 2018 7:08 PM
"Don’t Let the Pigeon Throw You Under the Bus!" https://t.co/EsBYukVLGY
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Oct 1, 2018 4:54 PM
OK folks, I know it’s not exactly breaking news, but our President is a petty, childish, and un-funny asshole. https://t.co/xe5yDMtaGa
Oct 1, 2018 4:46 PM
RT @shannonrwatts: Trump to woman reporter: "She's shocked I picked her, she's in a state of shock” Reporter: “I'm not, thank you Mr. Presi…
Oct 1, 2018 4:25 PM
@LindseyGrahamSC Judge Kavanaugh seems like a poor candidate for the highest court in the land, in terms of both temperament and character.
Oct 1, 2018 4:02 PM
RT @firepile: This is why we're fucked dot jpg https://t.co/nbvdIyjpAT
Oct 1, 2018 3:42 PM
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/VlYyKDAszl
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Oct 1, 2018 1:42 PM
RT @MarkZJia: apropos of nothing, here is Chief Judge Merrick Garland's high school yearbook entry https://t.co/o1eTIimh5F
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Oct 1, 2018 4:04 AM
RT @TaraSkurtu: This Lucille Clifton #poem pretty much sums up our week. (Pic from @chenchenwrites) https://t.co/EQ9FbtVz1q
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Oct 1, 2018 3:52 AM
@lizwiggi princess
Oct 1, 2018 3:30 AM
RT @gillyarcht: Bears are not the only ones repeating that https://t.co/qh1YtdOntm
Oct 1, 2018 3:23 AM
They have been spotted on Mt. Davidson as well. https://t.co/96abaxJ6Am
Oct 1, 2018 2:58 AM
RT @EFF: BREAKING: #NetNeutrality is now law in California. https://t.co/yF5L33UXPF
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Oct 1, 2018 2:58 AM
RT @joshbloch: Thank you for signing SB822 into law, @JerryBrownGov!
Oct 1, 2018 2:56 AM
I just donated to the Great Slate. You can too! (see @Pinboard for details) https://t.co/ht8Nd1GY72
Oct 1, 2018 2:35 AM
I ♡ CA #NetNeutrality https://t.co/bEDXBfMavk