March 2018 (445 tweets)

• Mar 31, 2018 9:12 PMRT @tomfleet: All those times I've come to use my DMM, only to be confronted by a dead battery. Never more! Micro USB rechargeable PP9 cell…
• Mar 31, 2018 6:19 PMRT @Ron33Dayne: It’s official now that this came in the mail 👍🏾 I want to thank everyone who helped me achieve this goal. It hasn’t been ea…
• Mar 31, 2018 5:02 PMRT @AnneHoward22: Now this is what I'm talking about!! Go Laura! @lcmoser @TeamMoser @HollandTaylor @harrisdemocrats https://t.co/kJcvD8Vlef
• Mar 31, 2018 4:56 PMHappy Birthday shoutout to @cmort! Follow him for tweets about snowboarding, identity & SSO, security, and XML^H^H^H JSON. https://t.co/4Kf… 🎥
• Mar 31, 2018 2:33 PMRT @jodify: If I look sleep-deprived: the woodpecker that arrives in the tree outside the bedroom each spring sounds exactly like the @Slac…
• Mar 31, 2018 5:22 AM@lisaphillips @NeinQuarterly Also the infrequent posts of @NightValeRadio.
• Mar 31, 2018 5:21 AM@lisaphillips @NeinQuarterly helps.
• Mar 31, 2018 4:37 AMRT @TideLineArt: I think I found the most exquisite clay pipe in the Thames mud today that I have ever found. When I washed the mud off, t…
• Mar 31, 2018 4:13 AMRT @_tessr: immutability is a liability
• Mar 31, 2018 3:24 AMRT @Work4SF: @sfwater is hiring a Java and Oracle Programmer. Apply today. https://t.co/Fd5hp9W17q
• Mar 30, 2018 10:15 PM@tmcarr @asaulys One would think so, yet upon closer inspection... https://t.co/vwwsQ6BGL0 📷
• Mar 30, 2018 8:56 PMCurrent status: object HelloWorld { def main(args: Array[String]): Unit = { println("Hello, world!") } }
• Mar 30, 2018 8:45 PMRT @asaulys: The often elusive engineering manager naturally blends in with his surroundings. In this natural state he can easily be overl…
• Mar 30, 2018 8:45 PMRT @burtonsnowboard: Mikey Rencz says he and @MarkSollors were on their way out of the backcountry and just had to stop at this spot for a…
• Mar 30, 2018 5:42 PMO.M.G. there's a new @mcpb!!! https://t.co/wkDRTFjrw7
• Mar 30, 2018 4:44 PMI want to believe that ML is the future, but every morning when my laptop connects to the wrong goddamn SSID I lose a little bit of faith.
• Mar 30, 2018 4:09 PMRT @jeffvandermeer: I'm decentralizing all my data and storing it inside tree roots, fruiting bodies, and the brains of small transient noc…
• Mar 30, 2018 5:20 AMRT @ilunatech: I am fairly good site reliability engineer with ~12 years experience on some large sites. If you have questions about bcp/ha…
• Mar 30, 2018 4:45 AMThe future is here. https://t.co/zSXXj5gxXH 📷
• Mar 30, 2018 1:21 AMRT @TwitterLive: Tweet the part of a live video that matters to you. We're introducing Timestamps so you can easily select and Tweet a sp…
• Mar 30, 2018 12:01 AMI do enjoy my 1:1s with @jvreeland26 when he’s in town. #KaOS 🥃 🥃 https://t.co/ZCRGp5Z4Jk 📷
• Mar 29, 2018 8:42 PMRT @mfolgs: Big news! We're launching #Timestamps a new way for people to share the best moments from live broadcasts on Twitter and Perisc…
• Mar 29, 2018 8:35 PMI run into this guy every time I visit this place. https://t.co/CJgMyv5rR0 📷
• Mar 29, 2018 3:57 AMRT @MrTomEsquire: Interested in working on a growing team with super-technical leadership? Huge opportunity in our SF office to work for @s…
• Mar 29, 2018 2:21 AMI do enjoy my 1:1s with @TonyPrintezis when he’s in town. #TwitterVMTeam 🥃 🥃 https://t.co/zd0bYgkQZX 📷
• Mar 29, 2018 12:41 AMBi-Rite & Dolores Park on a warm and sunny SF afternoon. https://t.co/bRq9k7OCtw 📷
• Mar 28, 2018 10:00 PMI'm long on $DOCU https://t.co/iZXnKgrsIm
• Mar 28, 2018 3:42 PMStuck in a tunnel between 16th and Civic Center because of "door problems" in the train ahead of us.
• Mar 28, 2018 3:40 PMRT @1followernodad: Everyone in the shire’s name is like frito backpack and then there’s one dude named Sam? I’d be pissed.
• Mar 28, 2018 3:39 PMRT @kkuchta: Cloud computing is great, but you get better performance out of bear metal. https://t.co/Rp0oEEXLWX 📷
• Mar 28, 2018 3:32 PM@heyjoshua @TonyPrintezis But in this case Tony was right. It was irredeemable trash.
• Mar 28, 2018 3:31 PM@heyjoshua @TonyPrintezis Sufficiently advanced management is indistinguishable from blatant pandering.
• Mar 28, 2018 6:16 AMTIL: "The Last Jedi" is a garbage movie. (Though the "Hardware Wars" iron reference towards the end was pretty good.)
• Mar 28, 2018 4:43 AM@mrp @AppDirect https://t.co/HMbmUDCYFD
• Mar 28, 2018 4:37 AMRT @sehnaoui: Technically, Moses was the first person with a tablet downloading data from the cloud. https://t.co/LqrrWsPGZ6 📷
• Mar 28, 2018 4:22 AMRT @jeremyscahill: News. https://t.co/zoW2NBzKmz 📷
• Mar 28, 2018 3:58 AMRT @peterseibel: Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I'll spend the first twelve sharpening the axe. —A programmer. https://t.co/ENGD…
• Mar 28, 2018 3:50 AMRT @mashable: Air New Zealand's Skycouch lets you sleep alongside your baby https://t.co/D3MseLGXSN https://t.co/RLKXMjoUWv 📷
• Mar 27, 2018 5:15 PMRT @joshbloch: Sadly, Oracle v. Google is back in play. For the record, we have ALWAYS reimplemented each others' APIs freely. If this ruli…
• Mar 27, 2018 5:15 PMRT @xor: Federal Circuit's Oracle v. Google opinion is out, reversing the jury decision and finding no fair use. This wild case is headed b…
• Mar 27, 2018 1:34 PMSound advice and important context from a former Supreme Court Justice. https://t.co/M8by3kMdxi
• Mar 27, 2018 4:26 AM@MrsEvaa1 @waxpancake It’s not all or nothing. Use your own judgement. Stuff is complicated.
• Mar 27, 2018 4:25 AM@MrsEvaa1 @waxpancake Read the article.
• Mar 27, 2018 4:23 AMRT @jonnysun: snapchat: [stock plummets] facebook: we can copy that too
• Mar 27, 2018 4:08 AMRT @russellcrowe: This is my twitter account. It’s verified. Has a blue tick. Same with my Facebook and Instagram. Don’t be fooled by impos…
• Mar 27, 2018 4:07 AMRT @zeynep: Ok @Google. I had turned off YouTube history under my Google account settings. Today, I find out YouTube has been keeping my hi…
• Mar 27, 2018 3:13 AMRT @jessokfine: [Watching basketball] "What if they wore hats?"
• Mar 27, 2018 12:55 AM@thalin @nkjemisin I’m really, uh, "digging" it so far.
• Mar 26, 2018 10:46 PM@enbnt @Kimburrlee_Vee congrats!!!
• Mar 26, 2018 8:40 PMThe future is weird. https://t.co/t51VtpyZ0a 📷
• Mar 26, 2018 8:20 PM"Thin Skin in the Game" https://t.co/PqsGfWM34u
• Mar 26, 2018 7:54 PM@cmort @CGregoryBrown @UWMadison *Actually* it was pretentious AF Art Major --> Grill Cook --> French/Comp. Lit. Major --> Philosophy Major.
• Mar 26, 2018 3:41 PMMe too, box. Me too. https://t.co/TVmT9Mpbse 📷
• Mar 26, 2018 1:42 PM"Khosrowshahi indicated Uber does not plan to quit India or other major markets anytime soon" https://t.co/nARhqsxDFF
• Mar 26, 2018 3:27 AMTIL: 1) My dad printed out all the emails I sent him from college. 2) I was a pretentious AF French/Comp Lit. ⇢ Philosophy major. https:… 📷
• Mar 26, 2018 1:54 AM@taylorleese https://t.co/f8Q22ChLPS 🎥
• Mar 25, 2018 11:53 PMRT @leyawn: if you reply to something i retweeted and insist on including me in the reply please do not fucking embarass me
• Mar 25, 2018 11:53 PM@dschonbe Should we roll back? No, I think we can fix forward. Just a couple hot patches and we should be OK.
• Mar 25, 2018 11:30 PM@Sharat_Chander I prefer the ones full of dinitrogen monoxide.
• Mar 25, 2018 11:24 PMRT @jonnysun: lets discuss https://t.co/QngnK2p0et 📷
• Mar 25, 2018 10:34 PMRT @marcorubio: An American worker was fired by @Marriott for accidentally “liking” a tweet about #Tibet after pressure came from #China co…
• Mar 25, 2018 10:07 PMBy "prog rock” I mean "programmable rock". Obviously.
• Mar 25, 2018 10:01 PMFinished the second book in @nkjemisin’s uh, "prog rock" epic. https://t.co/7xv6Oer4su 📷
• Mar 25, 2018 8:27 PMIt’s pretty awesome that two of my favorite people on the planet share a birthday. Happy Birthday @AahnaBrown & @CGregoryBrown!!! https://… 📷
• Mar 25, 2018 1:50 PM@sparhawk I mean, it’s better than having to hear about that goddamn milkshake example again.
• Mar 25, 2018 1:34 PMRT @SimonMaloy: oh yes baby, so many big-name lawyers out there dying to get famous by lawyering for me, they want that sweet fame and for…
• Mar 25, 2018 1:27 PMThis is a totally normal thing for a totally normal President to tweet. https://t.co/vpYVsKzchE
• Mar 25, 2018 3:24 AMRT @JoannaG: I spend a lot of time thinking about what it takes to build and sustain team culture and unity in a remote working, distribute…
• Mar 25, 2018 3:14 AMRT @hgcummings: @bitfield OK, build-duration-to-average-developer-turnover ratio is my new favourite metric.
• Mar 25, 2018 3:04 AMWe'll call them "duckets". https://t.co/6X7L8kAVAu
• Mar 25, 2018 3:01 AM@amyf It's name is an exemplar of cognitive dissonance.
• Mar 25, 2018 2:50 AMTI(also)L: if one of these "Hi-Float Balloon Treatment"-treated balloons pops as you are putting them into your car its a goddamn gluebomb.
• Mar 25, 2018 1:06 AMTIL: "Hi-Float Balloon Treatment" seals latex balloon interiors. Necessary if you are filling balloons w/ helium the night before a party.
• Mar 25, 2018 1:03 AMCurrent #dadlife status. https://t.co/P00O0XaG8s 📷
• Mar 24, 2018 5:26 PMNice work @heyjoshua! https://t.co/gsbuAEMozB 📷
• Mar 24, 2018 5:03 AMRT @skilldrick: Shoutout to whoever defaced all these posters https://t.co/05BBN0RUBF 📷
• Mar 24, 2018 5:00 AMRT @IronAndWine: Our Endless Numbered Days was released this day in 2004. Spin the full album via @subpop youtube - https://t.co/lAdfANmitG…
• Mar 24, 2018 4:59 AM@Scavino45 @AmbJohnBolton You are a hack, Dan. An anti-American hack. Bolton is a war-mongering hawk who’s belligerence will, once again, c…
• Mar 24, 2018 12:30 AMTIL: arms length < spitting distance
• Mar 24, 2018 12:29 AMWhile I ride this BART.
• Mar 24, 2018 12:29 AMLuckily one of the things I picked up from Walgreens was a bottle of hand sanitizer so I’m liberally applying it all over my body.
• Mar 24, 2018 12:27 AMNothing like a quick trip into the local Walgreens after work to pick up a few things and get spit on by a homeless guy.
• Mar 23, 2018 4:00 PMPeak SF: a self-driving car follows a tech shuttle bus through the Mission District. https://t.co/2mJlKagLNf 📷
• Mar 23, 2018 3:28 PMSF parakeet sighting while dropping the kid off at school. Need to start packing the SLR! https://t.co/XfqW14TXTd 📷
• Mar 23, 2018 1:57 PM@Scavino45 @AmbJohnBolton @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse Just gonna leave this here... https://t.co/0AHfk0SZrW 📷
• Mar 23, 2018 4:27 AMRT @NeinQuarterly: Changing my privacy settings. From Salinger to Pynchon.
• Mar 22, 2018 11:22 PM@antolnar @christhalinger @heyjoshua I’m a 2X developer.
• Mar 22, 2018 11:22 PM@antolnar @christhalinger @heyjoshua Yes, I had somehow cloned or copied all of science into a sub-directory of science so the delta was th…
• Mar 22, 2018 10:44 PMRT @ellenjdasilva: Well we're all doomed happy Thursday.
• Mar 22, 2018 10:43 PM@doodie 😬 https://t.co/YaJgXyP8Hi 🎥
• Mar 22, 2018 10:40 PMJohn Bolton is a fucking lunatic. #sigh
• Mar 22, 2018 10:32 PM@christhalinger "They" being people like @heyjoshua and @antolnar and all the other engineers I work with.
• Mar 22, 2018 10:30 PM@christhalinger Technically *they* never let me check in code. So it's not really by choice.
• Mar 22, 2018 10:29 PM@christhalinger I never check it in so I never have to. https://t.co/wFGQKUj8LM 🎥
• Mar 22, 2018 10:26 PMTime is a flat circle wherein I write tiny web servers for minimal REST APIs, OAuth endpoints, or health checks, over and over again.
• Mar 22, 2018 10:16 PMRT @kron4news: #BREAKING: Imminent dam failure of Moccasin Reservoir Dam in Tuolumne County. https://t.co/XcZzKll6iY https://t.co/LfnlxzpOjV 📷
• Mar 22, 2018 10:12 PM@mleinart Seriously though...let me know if we can help on this end. /cc: @marsanfra
• Mar 22, 2018 10:11 PM@mleinart You could just make your own. :-)
• Mar 22, 2018 10:08 PM@mleinart @Twitter Aren't yours in the mail or available for pickup at the Chicago office? 🤔
• Mar 22, 2018 9:39 PMRT @cairns: Inspired by a friend, I pulled a history of all my Tweets. Shows up in an archive with folders per month. I've Tweeted at least…
• Mar 22, 2018 9:20 PM@joshualkrose Yup! MacBook Air FTW.
• Mar 22, 2018 8:21 PMWindy AF #lunchrun from Twitter HQ to WFH. https://t.co/DRByBYKSTV 📷
• Mar 22, 2018 4:53 PMRT @keiichiban: Introducing Virtual Wearables https://t.co/LPvknKBlnO 🎥
• Mar 22, 2018 4:05 PMRT @SimonMaloy: strong Zuckerberg statement https://t.co/cOIrg7m6GG 📷
• Mar 22, 2018 1:43 PMInstead of self-driving automobiles we should first get rid of car alarms.
• Mar 22, 2018 1:39 PMThe rain has been setting off a neighbor’s car alarm for the last two hours. #CAwx
• Mar 22, 2018 1:33 PMRT @bhgreeley: Having studied my habits and preferences, my daughter hacked my attention this morning for her political agenda https://t.co…
• Mar 22, 2018 10:48 AMOur country is in pretty bad shape. https://t.co/uaps16sxJP
• Mar 22, 2018 10:48 AMThere is no master plan, no game of n-dimensional chess, yet Trump *is* resetting our expectations of Presidential behavior.
• Mar 22, 2018 10:48 AMTo paraphrase Mike Cooley: "we’ve been falling so long it’s like gravity’s gone and we’re just floating..." https://t.co/Ey60ujYZAz
• Mar 22, 2018 3:42 AM@heyjoshua @starsandrobots @ysr1729 @TPAIN @TwitterEng Oh yeah...that one was pretty good too! Most of Twitter’s JVM R&D is pun-driven. htt… 📷
• Mar 22, 2018 3:35 AMRT @starsandrobots: Ok Twitter. Let’s put this website to work for what we all know it was truly intended — What’s the best pun you’ve ever…
• Mar 22, 2018 3:34 AM@starsandrobots Twitter’s AutoTune: Bayesian Optimization Automated Tuning service. "We’re on a B.O.A.T.!!!" https://t.co/CpMj6il7qT 📷
• Mar 22, 2018 3:21 AMRT @janiszt: .@TwitterEng created Autotune as a Service build on top of Mesos and Aurora to tune JVM for microsevices #MesosCon
• Mar 22, 2018 3:07 AM@realDonaldTrump That’s not really true, Donald.
• Mar 22, 2018 3:05 AMHere comes the rain again.
• Mar 22, 2018 2:53 AM@heyjoshua @Wolven I’ve always imagined Hubertus as @Benioff TBH.
• Mar 22, 2018 2:43 AM@Wolven @heyjoshua Nah. These fools wouldn’t know an Ekranoplan from a holographic squid.
• Mar 22, 2018 12:01 AMRT @RheaButcher: Twitter is cool because you can carry around a creeping sense of dread in your pocket
• Mar 21, 2018 10:32 PMThanks, @mazdakh, for always putting @Twitter first and best of luck in whatever comes next!
• Mar 21, 2018 10:32 PMA year ago this would’ve been an unlikely photo. A lot has changed since then & it’s truly been a privilege to have worked with this guy. h… 📷
• Mar 21, 2018 10:04 PMRT @micheal: Celebrated @twitter’s 12th Birthday with friends and family! It was great catching up with tweeps (@thinkingfish @davebarr @ma…
• Mar 21, 2018 9:28 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: Happy Birthday @Twitter !!! #LoveWhereYouWork #LoveTwitter https://t.co/F7PBB5yDgz 📷
• Mar 21, 2018 9:25 PM#LoveWhereYouWork https://t.co/6DvSciRK66 📷
• Mar 21, 2018 9:16 PM@c0ngwang 🤔
• Mar 21, 2018 1:58 PMRT @chendo: I was worried about Lytro dying out and we’d miss out on light field tech for a while, but Google just acquired them for $40~ m…
• Mar 21, 2018 10:21 AMSuspect in Austin Bombings Is Dead, Police Say https://t.co/roRvfWuMQs
• Mar 21, 2018 9:05 AMRT @mcbyrne: Folks disappointed in #il03 can hop over to #tx07 to support @lcmoser - she's boldly pro-choice and is gonna win it all.
• Mar 21, 2018 4:37 AMRT @dansinker: Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history. Me: https://t.co/BfXjjFgNUr 📷
• Mar 21, 2018 4:34 AM@dansinker ...and Dinosaur Jr. and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien!
• Mar 21, 2018 4:20 AMRT @PopTartsUS: Delete your account https://t.co/HIA3HsIKz8
• Mar 21, 2018 4:19 AM@__koyaanisqatsi https://t.co/OcoaZTCUI4 🎥
• Mar 21, 2018 4:00 AMRT @mleinart: Super curious: Has anyone familiar with facebook's APIs done an explainer on exactly how the API was abused to gather informa…
• Mar 21, 2018 3:50 AM@Azure XML
• Mar 21, 2018 3:46 AMRT @dansinker: Looks like Friendster is available if we just want to start from scratch: https://t.co/SfxCboJxHW
• Mar 21, 2018 2:52 AMRT @philipglass: #MarchMadness Round 2: Favorite Concerto (Bracket 1)
• Mar 21, 2018 2:36 AMRT @ramenlabs: "Who's on call?" "No, What's on call. Who's secondary." "I don't know." "I Don't Know's our SRE."
• Mar 21, 2018 2:31 AMRT @funder: White House just said that there’s no apparent link to terrorism in the Austin bombings. I want you to read it again, to see h…
• Mar 21, 2018 2:29 AMRT @NColtrain: If money walks, then Fort Collins is officially strolling toward municipal broadband. Council, as util board, formally appro…
• Mar 21, 2018 2:26 AMI light of today’s sad news vis-à-vis the breakup of 7 Seconds here’s a tweet. https://t.co/r459Tnn3fs
• Mar 21, 2018 2:22 AMRT @brooklynvegan: Punk legends 7Seconds break up after 38 years https://t.co/RI4nMw6MNN https://t.co/p4BOpzF6rE 📷
• Mar 21, 2018 1:41 AMRT @btaylor: I started my career as an Associate Product Manager at Google, and I am excited to start a similar program at Salesforce. If y…
• Mar 21, 2018 12:55 AM@jayholler That though crossed my mind when I heard about it this AM.
• Mar 20, 2018 9:36 PMRT @ron_miller: They just bought em. https://t.co/W3YQAT81ff
• Mar 20, 2018 9:24 PMRT @AnneLouiseAvery: A mouse conscientiously transcribes a book which is being read aloud by his colleague. Unnoticed by these elegant and…
• Mar 20, 2018 1:51 PMRT @SFBART: Track inspection complete and trains are moving again. Train congestion and platform crowding will continue as we recover. Frem…
• Mar 20, 2018 1:45 PM@fundou It's disheartening to see how the First Family of the United celebrates ignorance and eschews education, intellectualism, and spell…
• Mar 20, 2018 1:43 PMIt's @zeynep's world, we're just inadvertently creating it via the emergent behaviors of our ad-driven social networks. https://t.co/Y0OCf8…
• Mar 20, 2018 1:15 PMI mean it hasn’t even started raining yet. https://t.co/Tm4QpjIvI5
• Mar 20, 2018 1:10 PMRT @SFBARTalert: BART svc has stopped between MONT and BALB. Limited svc from east bay to MONT. Pls seek other means of trans through SF.
• Mar 20, 2018 1:10 PMRT @SFBART: 6:10 update on 24TH st closure: @sffdpio has extinguished fire but major service impact continues
• Mar 20, 2018 1:06 PMBART is totally fucked this AM. Trains from East Bay terminating at Montgomery. Burning debris on tracks at 24th.
• Mar 20, 2018 1:04 PMRT @SFBART: Major delay in SF b/c smoke in track at 24TH. Station is closed, SFFD has responded. No train service between Montgomery and B…
• Mar 20, 2018 5:58 AM"Koyaanasqatsi" or "Gas Food Lodging" https://t.co/aOoYjGsHo0
• Mar 20, 2018 4:51 AMRT @seldo: I'm not sure, but it's possible the most damaging thing about the Facebook/Cambridge Analytica scandal has been that every story…
• Mar 20, 2018 4:41 AMThis piece by @VisionaryJordan is a must read. Wow. https://t.co/LE3qTkc4Xi
• Mar 20, 2018 4:31 AMRT @michael_nielsen: Twitter has made a huge positive impact on my life. Lots of people complain about it, so I wanted to write some notes…
• Mar 20, 2018 4:30 AMRT @sarahmei: A grill is just a kitchen you don’t have to clean 🤯
• Mar 20, 2018 4:18 AMhttps://t.co/xTep3rgxyd 🎥
• Mar 20, 2018 4:17 AMYep. Totally normal family. Giving teenagers guns is how most parents keep them from drinking and doing drugs. https://t.co/hbAKJJRF8K
• Mar 20, 2018 3:42 AMRT @AoDespair: I'm old enough to remember when this Zuckerberg fella was dabbling with the idea that he might be ready to run for the US Pr…
• Mar 20, 2018 3:29 AM@BenHowe "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy"
• Mar 19, 2018 11:28 PMIt’s not clear if this is actually what’s happening, but the temporal proximity of these retweets begs the question.
• Mar 19, 2018 11:28 PMSeems like there’s an amazing amount of risk to our country and to the world if @Scavino45 has the authority to tweet as @realDonaldTrump. … 📷
• Mar 19, 2018 6:46 PMRT @shivaniwrites: An island, #Singapore realised early on that it cud'nt keep blg roads 2 accommodate more traffic. #Delhi has the expanse…
• Mar 19, 2018 2:59 PM@heyjoshua I still can't get over the fact that our president.
• Mar 19, 2018 1:16 PMRT @TheRoot: 4th package explodes in Austin, Texas; 2 men injured https://t.co/08cka9SBde https://t.co/7faNTDyOgD 📷
• Mar 19, 2018 5:11 AM@thunderberry Yeah. Watched it on Friday. Massive delta between DCU and MCU. The mind boggles.
• Mar 19, 2018 4:07 AMAnd people say I’m hard to shop for... https://t.co/cVIgP099GC
• Mar 19, 2018 3:32 AMRT @christinawilkie: New: @ACLU responds to Trump requiring WH staff to sign nondisclosures. “Public employees can’t be gagged by private a…
• Mar 18, 2018 9:03 PM@slyphon "Render unto Rainball what is Rainball’s..."
• Mar 18, 2018 7:05 PM@e_hoogendoorn @joyousx https://t.co/l0RLaX43ZD 🎥
• Mar 18, 2018 6:02 PMFun bouldering session with @gargvik at Planet Granite followed by a looping run around Crissy Field. https://t.co/L76wjGQ5Nm 📷
• Mar 18, 2018 2:33 PMRT @EricHolder: Analyze McCabe firing on two levels: the substance and the timing. We don’t know enough about the substance yet. The timing…
• Mar 18, 2018 2:30 PMAlso, a shoutout to @joyousx and @e_hoogendoorn who started on the same day as I did. Glad both of you are still here!
• Mar 18, 2018 2:30 PMI just want to say thank you to the awesome people I’ve worked with over the years, & to everyone who helps keep this thing running today.
• Mar 18, 2018 2:30 PMThis weird, ineffable, and problematic thing we build continues to amaze and astound me on a daily basis.
• Mar 18, 2018 2:30 PMI started working at Twitter 5 years ago to the day. #LoveWhereYouWork #LoveTwitter https://t.co/Kanor6y2Qn 📷
• Mar 18, 2018 12:28 AMRT @firepile: The most tragic heartbreak is what your three year old must feel when you put the plate of dinner in front of him and it's fa…
• Mar 18, 2018 12:28 AM@firepile @heyjoshua 😭😭😭
• Mar 17, 2018 11:57 PMRT @BAKKOOONN: libertarian gets his car broken into once: https://t.co/eO4SLWdaha
• Mar 17, 2018 11:40 PM@noelc Assholes, every one.
• Mar 17, 2018 11:40 PM"The greatest nostalgia is that for what has never truly been." https://t.co/RISXbsdsIY 📷
• Mar 17, 2018 9:50 PMRT @ChuckProphet: Alex Chilton is gone. Eight years ago today. Here's my thoughts on Lx: https://t.co/I8URlm5i4a
• Mar 17, 2018 5:17 PMThis is some desperate shit. These fools are gonna keep doubling down & are willing to risk our nation’s security to save their own skin. h…
• Mar 17, 2018 5:11 PMRT @levie: Welp. Tech is definitely about to get regulated. And probably for the best. https://t.co/hvibNfqSRL
• Mar 17, 2018 5:10 PMRT @Limericking: The president opted to rob McCabe of his pension and job. McCabe says it’s slander To claim he lacks candor And feels this…
• Mar 17, 2018 2:38 PMHappy Birthday shoutout to @jhamlett! If you are into 90s hip-hop, sneakers, or postmodern design & art criticism, follow him on Twitter.
• Mar 17, 2018 2:13 PMRT @amyngyn: airport security is what happens when you create an alert for every single incident that happened once and probably will never…
• Mar 17, 2018 5:10 AM🤔 https://t.co/DVr1tifVjM
• Mar 17, 2018 5:04 AMRT @jfreewright: As part of Trump's prison sentence, every American should get 15 minutes of visitation time with him to share thoughts. ht…
• Mar 17, 2018 4:51 AMRT @joshgondelman: Look it’s not that I think divorce is funny. I just want Donald Trump Jr. to never be happy, and this is a subset of tha…
• Mar 17, 2018 4:40 AMRT @BKSportsTalk: I’m so glad this man just won an NCAA Tournament game. https://t.co/xSB7FmIYcr 📷
• Mar 17, 2018 4:13 AMWhat a bunch of dicks. I really hope the entire cabinet spends time in jail. https://t.co/IUG5nwNdhI
• Mar 17, 2018 3:36 AM@cravensroost @AahnaBrown Chocolate *and* vanilla.
• Mar 17, 2018 3:12 AMCurrent Friday-night-ice-cream status. https://t.co/gbIyCpxKFj 📷
• Mar 16, 2018 11:24 PMPSA: people who type loudly in meetings are assholes.
• Mar 16, 2018 9:15 PMRT @markdalgleish: https://t.co/DO3xDPBmIE 📷
• Mar 16, 2018 5:33 PMRT @NightValeRadio: A bird in the hand is worth two dollars, approximately. Birds are the new currency.
• Mar 16, 2018 5:32 PM@firepile https://t.co/LYV393uKHj 🎥
• Mar 16, 2018 5:25 PMRT @firepile: @Nicole_Cliffe A friend has a 3.5 year old daughter who is super goody-goody and snitches all the time so at a Disney resort…
• Mar 16, 2018 4:07 PMRT @rianjohnson: Current favorite console game: navigating Netflix without triggering autoplay promos
• Mar 16, 2018 3:24 PMRT @SFBARTalert: Power prob at 16TH has been resolved and stn is now open. All trains will make normal stops at 16TH.
• Mar 16, 2018 2:40 PM@cmeik https://t.co/mcsvc6czxC 🎥
• Mar 16, 2018 2:28 PMOH: "I'm the parent who does their job. You must be the other parent." https://t.co/s5yz49z9lg 📷
• Mar 16, 2018 2:09 PMRT @Scott_Wiener: “We can have all the electric vehicles and solar panels in the world, but we won’t meet our climate goals without making…
• Mar 16, 2018 6:01 AMRT @JeffDean: Under the Tuskan Sun? https://t.co/8vmpqbyzp1
• Mar 16, 2018 5:13 AM@tedd4u This is your #hashtag moment!
• Mar 16, 2018 4:52 AMRT @Si_ximujin: - "You are a scientist, you wouldn't just take things for granted" - "I am an engineer, I accept whatever works"
• Mar 16, 2018 4:37 AMRT @cra: jfc https://t.co/FBwpPlOQ8q
• Mar 16, 2018 2:49 AMRT @anamariecox: They just do it for fun, really. https://t.co/5ojrDhyDiV
• Mar 16, 2018 2:46 AMRT @mikecvet: THEM: “be prepared for anything at this technical design review” ME: https://t.co/g0uCcscTLN 📷
• Mar 16, 2018 2:29 AMRT @nycsouthpaw: ... https://t.co/Wf5GRP80OF
• Mar 16, 2018 2:15 AM.@NPR’s "driveway moments", but instead of listening to a @ThisAmerLife episode you have to finish the "Moana" or "Frozen" soundtrack.
• Mar 16, 2018 2:00 AMHey @sfpublicworks, super deep pothole on 21st between Eureka & Diamond! https://t.co/WpbyQBMXIm 📷
• Mar 16, 2018 1:33 AM@thomasuster https://t.co/TxFuD1VnJC 🎥
• Mar 15, 2018 11:39 PM@thomasuster Just subtweeting my rage and frustration.
• Mar 15, 2018 11:25 PMhttps://t.co/AMdhKiGUdO 🎥
• Mar 15, 2018 8:38 PMTwitter HQ to WFH. #lunchrun https://t.co/eds1JSlmdt 📷
• Mar 15, 2018 7:20 PM@fbz @jimthiebaud & @realskateboards might have some ideas or pointers about locating blanks for art-boards.
• Mar 15, 2018 4:54 PMRT @KamalaHarris: Trump’s border wall is a waste of money. We should be using that money for infrastructure, Medicare for All, and tuition-…
• Mar 15, 2018 4:51 PMIsn’t this the arc of the Fantastic Four’s origin story? https://t.co/oUQIcAQhsb
• Mar 15, 2018 4:40 PMTIL: #o11y
• Mar 15, 2018 4:35 PM@CharlieCroom @Twitter @Square @Uber @Dolby @SFBART @sfmta_muni *plans lunchtime trip to the art supply store a few blocks from the office*
• Mar 15, 2018 4:33 PMRT @jdawsey1: Trump aide tells me he frequently mentions in meetings about the Japanese dropping bowling balls on cars. No one knows exactl…
• Mar 15, 2018 4:33 PMRT @MeghanMcCain: My father doesn’t need torture explained to him. https://t.co/ajrtr7Vn5A
• Mar 15, 2018 2:34 PMCorrelation isn’t causation, but our timeline did start to skew dystopian after Google shut down it’s RSS Reader.
• Mar 15, 2018 2:20 PM@christhalinger 🤘🏻
• Mar 15, 2018 2:12 PMRT @EvanBalster: So the local bus company requires paper tickets, even for online orders. One day my printer was acting up and in a PANIC I…
• Mar 15, 2018 1:11 PM@christhalinger https://t.co/pe1dsBW3g1 🎥
• Mar 15, 2018 11:18 AMDas Kapitalisierung und Grammatik https://t.co/84pmJdSz0Z
• Mar 15, 2018 10:49 AMRT @jdecked: twitter is magical y'all https://t.co/dkIfWBbkdB
• Mar 15, 2018 4:58 AMRT @SFBART: From our archives: It's Pi Day. For examples of how BART uses Pi, take a look at the graphic we did back on 3/14/15. And check…
• Mar 15, 2018 4:45 AMRT @AlecMacGillis: After years of Scott Walker’s cuts to the state university system, a branch of the University of Wisconsin is eliminatin…
• Mar 15, 2018 4:27 AMI can’t even. https://t.co/RPF3DoJcMq
• Mar 15, 2018 4:22 AMRT @thinkingfish: Kids from my neighborhood Children’s Day School demand #GunSenseNow. Drivers are honking to show support. https://t.co/Sj…
• Mar 15, 2018 3:44 AM@gln :-(
• Mar 15, 2018 3:23 AM@ssgtmas @stumpf There were a few of ‘em. Most were maroon.
• Mar 15, 2018 2:26 AMRT @stumpf: Little did I know I was wearing a heretical Larry to HQ - circuit-larry: bad to the brand-bone https://t.co/YgimW1ppah 📷
• Mar 15, 2018 2:15 AMRT @SethAbramson: BREAKING: Trump, through Sessions, is trying to exact punishment against a 21-year FBI veteran he knows will be a witness…
• Mar 15, 2018 2:14 AMRT @danprimack: Gonna be a tough March job report if White House departures are included.
• Mar 15, 2018 2:14 AMRT @FailedProtostar: I think about this @erinscafe thread from 2016 at least one a month. https://t.co/IslTikILZk 📷
• Mar 15, 2018 2:06 AM@Sharat_Chander @united @AUStinAirport 😬
• Mar 15, 2018 2:03 AM@Sharat_Chander @united @AUStinAirport Woah, what happened?!
• Mar 15, 2018 12:04 AMRT @KarlreMarks: My favourite bit on Twitter is when you have to reverse-engineer the jokes to figure out what the news is.
• Mar 15, 2018 12:03 AM@jvreeland26 It's an owl, which is cool, but a squid would be *way* cooler.
• Mar 14, 2018 11:18 PMA quick mission to The Mission to recover un parapluie oublié. #dadlife https://t.co/2Y9Pf25JSB 📷
• Mar 14, 2018 9:51 PM@realDonaldTrump Make firearms less accessible FFS.
• Mar 14, 2018 9:42 PM@EdwinStnr I used "tyrant" for "one resembling an oppressive ruler in the harsh use of authority or power" /cc: @MerriamWebster
• Mar 14, 2018 7:39 PMRT @lkwhite: View out of my window of #NationalWalkoutDay student protest in Madison. https://t.co/jeeq2sCVoo 📷
• Mar 14, 2018 5:58 PMRT @goldman: Shoutout to Betsy Devos for somehow not being the cabinet secretary fired this week.
• Mar 14, 2018 3:44 PMPSA: Unless you are Pat Duffy, there’s no legitimate reason for you to be riding a skateboard in the rain.
• Mar 14, 2018 2:22 PM@EdwinStnr Hey Ed, always love hearing from fans, but TBH I’m not sure what you are saying here. Can you walk me through your, uh, joke?
• Mar 14, 2018 4:30 AM@seanspicer @danielbrennan Has no one associated with this god-forsaken administration ever employed a professional proofreader?
• Mar 14, 2018 4:21 AMRT @BillyKorando: Arm the teachers they said, it would be a great idea they said. If NRA saw a person drowning they hand them a bottle of…
• Mar 14, 2018 4:18 AMRT @TimOBrien: “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. “ RIP, Stephen Hawking. https://t.co/RT…
• Mar 14, 2018 3:52 AMRT @SkyNews: Scientist Stephen Hawking has died aged 76 https://t.co/9IyAw1NAIU
• Mar 14, 2018 2:04 AMRT @DocuSignAPI: Sitting down with @pgarg, @DocuSign's Sr. Dir. Of #Web & #Mobile Engineering, whose main goal is moving offline, paper-bas…
• Mar 14, 2018 1:12 AMRT @prchovanec: Tillerson: Russia obviously poisoned the guy. Trump: You're fired. Press: You fired him for saying that? Trump: No, I fired…
• Mar 13, 2018 11:45 PMRT @pacohope: The modern #escaperoom: You are in a conference room with • a projection system • a speakerphone • guest wifi • a videoconfer…
• Mar 13, 2018 11:39 PM@squarecog A Mesos-peer.
• Mar 13, 2018 4:54 PM@DeusExCinema @jef_poskanzer Great minds... https://t.co/Gc5PC9sDW2
• Mar 13, 2018 4:20 PMJust workshopping headlines here. What do folks think of "Tyrant Sours on Rex"? 🦖
• Mar 13, 2018 4:15 PMRT @OnionPolitics: Rex Tillerson Blindsided By News He Still Worked For State Department https://t.co/DkskGIurvV https://t.co/4KwIl8BiIG 📷
• Mar 13, 2018 4:01 PM@theatrus Woah
• Mar 13, 2018 4:00 PM@NuttySwiss I considered wearing my gym clothes .
• Mar 13, 2018 3:47 PM@christhalinger Yeah, just picked the closest school today because of the rain. Pretty sure that’s how it works. I’ll find out when I try t…
• Mar 13, 2018 3:42 PMRT @sarahjeong: There is no company quite like Twitter where its global importance is wildly disproportionate to its actual profitability h…
• Mar 13, 2018 3:41 PMCurrent status: dropped the kid off at a school, now going back home to get a dry pair of pants.
• Mar 13, 2018 3:01 PMTIL: the "A" in "BART" is for "aquaphobic".
• Mar 13, 2018 2:15 PMRT @prchovanec: IF - still a big "if" - Trump really fired Tillerson over his remarks backing our British allies over the Russian poisoning…
• Mar 13, 2018 1:57 PMRT @cjf39: WOW: Tillerson had "every intention of staying... did not speak to the President and is unaware of the reason," according to Und…
• Mar 13, 2018 1:53 PMRT @Complex: Craig Mack dead at 46. https://t.co/HzSmuNyuzz https://t.co/SuOFa8gUNu
• Mar 13, 2018 1:52 PM@gpapilion Same. Except with a four-year old in tow.
• Mar 13, 2018 1:48 PM@kelseyhightower Check out the recent research by @cmeik! https://t.co/9H9XkdRzqQ
• Mar 13, 2018 1:44 PM@starbuxman I mean, they’re not wrong... https://t.co/5A05Fm2oXi 📷
• Mar 13, 2018 1:20 PM"There is no Chaos, only great Energy!" https://t.co/UUIewJLihJ
• Mar 13, 2018 1:17 PM@JeremySF @dickc Strong fave. That class was such an important part of Twitter’s management culture back in the day.
• Mar 13, 2018 5:45 AM@rwhitcomb https://t.co/9uA7LVvriK
• Mar 13, 2018 4:24 AMIt’s oddly comforting to see that the void, on occasion, screams into itself https://t.co/WIKNdEhWTu
• Mar 13, 2018 3:59 AM@jhamlett @SFBART Counterpoint. https://t.co/ujATBiG9eN
• Mar 13, 2018 3:03 AMRT @firepile: @dokas Have you seen this? It's so good. https://t.co/VRLqtXgWGn
• Mar 13, 2018 12:51 AMThis is why the Glen Park BART up escalator isn’t working right now. https://t.co/jg7FfeiiEk 📷
• Mar 12, 2018 11:40 PM@zygen I've discovered a marvelous proof that willful misunderstanding == legitimate stupidity, however this tweet is not large enough to c…
• Mar 12, 2018 11:20 PM@glcmguy It's Monday. FYI.
• Mar 12, 2018 4:21 PMRT @fnnch: Excited to share my new mural for the 22nd Street Jungle Stairs in Noe Valley. This Belted Kingfisher is native to San Francisco…
• Mar 12, 2018 4:18 PMNot sure the office light automation got the memo about DST. https://t.co/cJ1R5tCCpS 📷
• Mar 12, 2018 4:16 PM@jenniferfraser It’d be super interesting to hear about the impact (if any) of Bitcoin mining on datacenter costs & ops for large operators…
• Mar 12, 2018 2:19 PM@firepile Huh. TIL.
• Mar 12, 2018 2:16 PMRT @Elijah_Meeks: Has anyone done any work on accessibility in data visualization? I'm especially interested in simple natural language des…
• Mar 12, 2018 2:03 PMRT @jenniferfraser: Very comprehensive write up on power costs, mining crypto currencies and impact to regions w cheap power for this gold…
• Mar 12, 2018 1:50 PMCurrent DST status. https://t.co/EngRi4PUCe 📷
• Mar 12, 2018 4:57 AMRT @areitz: Thread: 👇 https://t.co/06xk0rAXUg
• Mar 12, 2018 4:24 AM@isaach The tree shadows make for a nice effect.
• Mar 12, 2018 4:18 AM@cbogie @kf @evilgaywitch https://t.co/wHE311Q8kN 🎥
• Mar 12, 2018 3:40 AMRT @CGregoryBrown: It appears Trump’s great tariff kerfuffle is taking an ironic turn. As all our “allies” get exempted, only China will be…
• Mar 12, 2018 3:32 AMSuper short AM session at @sugarbowlresort today before we hit the road. Hiked up the top of Judah for some pow. @cmort w/a quick slash. h… 🎥
• Mar 12, 2018 3:11 AMRT @enf: Also, today I learned that shrapnel is named after a person https://t.co/hBWl4AvlR6 📷
• Mar 12, 2018 2:20 AM@normanmaurer I use @burtonsnowboard’s day hiker. Internal laptop sleeve, nice overall utility, comes in different styles/colors.
• Mar 11, 2018 6:50 PMRT @cmort: Decisions...decisions... @igb https://t.co/8dD6jCv4gA 📷
• Mar 11, 2018 2:40 PMRT @maggieNYT: Several people close to Trump confirmed our story. Trump also met with Emmet Flood in the Oval last week for purpose of pote…
• Mar 11, 2018 2:39 PMRT @maggieNYT: Lol https://t.co/cpcwp4qytC
• Mar 11, 2018 2:35 PMRT @bendhalpern: Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember wha…
• Mar 11, 2018 1:54 PMUntil this @POTUS tweet I did not know there was a piece by @maggieNYT. These people fail at even the most basic of PR tasks. https://t.co/…
• Mar 11, 2018 2:07 AMRT @BBC: 🙌 1 year ago today the world became a better place. #BBCdad https://t.co/Q5I70XxT7T 🎥
• Mar 11, 2018 1:39 AM@ManuKumar Even w/o those local drivers, teams that hire across arbitrary geographical boundaries can outperform wholly local teams.
• Mar 11, 2018 12:16 AMOr the President of the United States is subtweeting the shit out of @heyjoshua.
• Mar 11, 2018 12:14 AMMy theory is this is @Scavino45 watching golf or DM failing and accidentally tweeting as @realDonaldTrump. https://t.co/BMGbxtaZkd 📷
• Mar 10, 2018 10:45 PMRT @Pinboard: If you work on a Congressional campaign, you are in one of highest-risk groups in America when it comes to getting hacked. Pl…
• Mar 10, 2018 10:37 PM@thekevincrane Pretty much. :-)
• Mar 10, 2018 10:34 PMThat was a fun way to spend a Saturday morning. https://t.co/Z3PAbIIMAE 📷
• Mar 10, 2018 2:14 PM@dschonbe It depends. Are they going to be software developers when they grow up?
• Mar 10, 2018 6:18 AMRT @ysr1729: Probability of riding a new @SFBART car considered vanishingly small. 🚈 #SFBART
• Mar 10, 2018 6:18 AMRT @ysr1729: None of the respondents had traveled in @SFBART 's new cars, and 50% believed the new cars were fake news... 🚈 #SFBART ht…
• Mar 10, 2018 6:06 AMRT @the_sidecarist: When two city planners hate each other: https://t.co/LSb7k8KoaW 📷
• Mar 10, 2018 5:06 AM@jhamlett The Jack Kirby-isms were everywhere and so well done.
• Mar 10, 2018 5:03 AMGoing into the backcountry and don’t have a transceiver? No problem. Just strap a laptop to your chest. https://t.co/QAisajJOdF 🎥
• Mar 10, 2018 3:18 AM@heyjoshua No. No you are not "rite".
• Mar 10, 2018 1:26 AMRT @gilbertjasono: Okay but can the judge hike his sentence to 6500 years without warning https://t.co/KIBOgkEFjx
• Mar 10, 2018 1:24 AMRT @NightValeRadio: "Write what you know" is only half the saying. The other half is: "so know interesting things."
• Mar 10, 2018 1:19 AMRT @keating: My team is hiring a senior litigation counsel! If you know a great litigator that loves Twitter and the internet - send them o…
• Mar 9, 2018 8:00 PMRT @RichardHaass: Truly a sad and bad day for the United States, as TPP comes into force without us while US deciding on which countries to…
• Mar 9, 2018 4:39 PM@srw 1) 🐓 2) ☀️ 3)... 4) declare the independence of the Republic of California
• Mar 9, 2018 4:22 PM@srw https://t.co/v2FS048Dis
• Mar 9, 2018 4:18 PMRT @qntm: I love how many people denigrate Slack as "just IRC with a nice UI", a nice UI is a KILLER FEATURE you BRAIN SURGEON
• Mar 9, 2018 1:44 PM:-( https://t.co/rDS2pYsFTy
• Mar 9, 2018 7:28 AM@msilver Not at all surprised there was a gif for that specific scene.
• Mar 9, 2018 7:27 AM@msilver Anytime *I* read "you’re welcome"... https://t.co/YdeUnsjxdx 🎥
• Mar 9, 2018 5:41 AMRT @hughhewitt: I don’t have it with me but Richard Nixon wrote in The Real War something very close to “Presidents should never go to the…
• Mar 9, 2018 4:28 AMRT @flyosity: What idiot called it a collection of research documents about the ramifications of Trump’s proposed tariffs and not a Steel D…
• Mar 9, 2018 4:22 AMFriends just texted this pic. Me? I’m currently listening to the Moana soundtrack. Well, one song from the Moana soundtrack. Over & over. h… 📷
• Mar 9, 2018 4:05 AMRT @notmarcocollins: Ok this is rad! What’s your favorite @SubPop record? https://t.co/DYD4QdZrKz via @pitchfork
• Mar 9, 2018 3:42 AMRT @cyanworlds: https://t.co/IwpWO8c3mr https://t.co/mUaWMZN5Io 📷
• Mar 9, 2018 3:00 AMRT @slyphon: Fuckin' typical. Trump's gonna take credit for all the hard diplomatic work Dennis Rodman's been doing for all these years.
• Mar 9, 2018 2:58 AMRT @samuelbbeckett: So it goes in the world.
• Mar 9, 2018 12:30 AMIn all seriousness, @heyjoshua, thank you. That is an awesome gift. I will definitely endorse you for J2EE and XML on LinkedIn now.
• Mar 9, 2018 12:30 AMSome advice: if you are gonna bribe your manager, it’s more effective to do it *before* you quit. https://t.co/dx1K9TlYXm 📷
• Mar 8, 2018 11:25 PMRT @Twitter: Powerful voices. Inspiring women. #InternationalWomensDay https://t.co/mMUcgDlzO2
• Mar 8, 2018 10:09 PMRT @AP: Judge recommends President Trump mute rather than block some Twitter followers to resolve a First Amendment lawsuit. https://t.co/G…
• Mar 8, 2018 10:09 PMThe mind boggles... https://t.co/tKPaZ5ANWJ
• Mar 8, 2018 10:05 PMRT @burtonsnowboard: .@BenFerguson001 with a sick run 2, climbing to the 5th spot. #BurtonUSOpen https://t.co/aM47clJcKD 🎥
• Mar 8, 2018 10:03 PM@dknightly Great minds... https://t.co/a60dafoVTa 🎥
• Mar 8, 2018 9:47 PM#lunchrun Twitter HQ to WFH. https://t.co/0BQk7BTKYD 📷
• Mar 8, 2018 7:17 PMRT @xcv58: ❤️ https://t.co/WkGglSipG5 📷
• Mar 8, 2018 6:26 AMRT @firepile: Me, to a class today: "Look, if the many worlds interpretation is true and there are an infinite number of possible or actua…
• Mar 8, 2018 5:37 AMRT @cambridgemike: It didn't click until I became a hiring manager in tech, but if you want to build a diverse team you have to put work in…
• Mar 8, 2018 4:56 AMMind blown. https://t.co/1yqhcRY81Z
• Mar 8, 2018 4:50 AMRT @TravisJensen: Excelsior District, San Francisco... https://t.co/zqZzCViMWs 📷
• Mar 7, 2018 11:51 PM@jhamlett I'm surprised that no one is doing inverted spins *onto* rails in competition yet. IIRC Bode Merrill threw one down on video year…
• Mar 7, 2018 9:19 PMRT @maggieNYT: Trump says tariffs will be done in a "loving, loving way"
• Mar 7, 2018 9:12 PM#lunchrun https://t.co/mPRTERSdo4 📷
• Mar 7, 2018 5:55 PMRT @electrolemon: Just got word that I can finally share my rejected theme song from @readyplayerone. They went with Alan Silvestri's theme…
• Mar 7, 2018 5:29 PMRT @jack: We’re going to do a periscope about this tomorrow (3/8) at 1pm Pacific from my account. Will introduce some of the core team (@ga…
• Mar 7, 2018 2:33 PMRT @Enrique_Acevedo: Not to be confused with Rex Tillerson, the Secretary of State. https://t.co/rclZyN5vUj
• Mar 7, 2018 5:38 AMRT @ScottFilmCritic: MOVIE LOVERS! HORROR FANS! SCI-FI AFICIONADOS! I NEED YOUR HELP! The Library of Congress is trying to identify the fi…
• Mar 7, 2018 5:01 AMRT @BillyKorando: Cohn but not forgotten.
• Mar 7, 2018 4:51 AM@jstogdill To be fair, it would first make you confused, and then paranoid, and then *very* hungry, and *then* incredibly angry.
• Mar 7, 2018 4:40 AMRT @mat: Holy shit https://t.co/V9s8p5nJA1
• Mar 7, 2018 3:43 AM@apelad Christ, kids these days really piss me off.
• Mar 7, 2018 3:39 AMRT @NBCSWarriors: Steve Kerr on the one-and-done rule and the NCAA https://t.co/8SOlR9Onnt 🎥
• Mar 7, 2018 3:02 AMRT @BrokeAssStuart: Entire Bar Staff of Phoenix Irish Bar Fired…Right Before St. Paddy’s Day. https://t.co/hlWwi83yPj https://t.co/1RyMdWtJ…
• Mar 7, 2018 2:33 AMRT @JerryBrownGov: At a time of unprecedented political turmoil, Jeff Sessions has come to California to further divide and polarize Americ…
• Mar 7, 2018 2:08 AMI ♡ CA https://t.co/hAw7xbkw1l
• Mar 7, 2018 1:26 AMRT @Nate_Cohn: Laura Moser, who earned a DCCC attack recently, is in second place in the first batch of early votes in TX-07. Fletcher at 3…
• Mar 7, 2018 1:25 AMRT @greggiroux: First batch of votes (early/ABS) in that #tx07 (D) primary in Harris County: https://t.co/XZ0ka3E0TJ (PDF) https://t.co/e6v…
• Mar 7, 2018 1:13 AMRT @mcpb: Looking for animators esp cut paper
• Mar 7, 2018 1:06 AMRT @Nate_Cohn: Welcome to the primary season! The polls are closed in most of Texas, and early vote results should come fairly quickly. Li…
• Mar 7, 2018 1:05 AM@lcmoser Good luck!!! https://t.co/9aSva2idSq 🎥
• Mar 6, 2018 10:39 PM@xor "Cohn Heads for the Exit"
• Mar 6, 2018 10:39 PMThe Energy is getting greater. https://t.co/1yrYwEIbLX
• Mar 6, 2018 9:54 PMRT @NiemanLab: The @nytimes put ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in a headline https://t.co/vtypRwVfCF https://t.co/Amy0JbPOnk 📷
• Mar 6, 2018 6:31 PMWas good catching up with this guy! https://t.co/atrs9CriiG 📷
• Mar 6, 2018 5:59 PMBest of luck to @lcmoser in today's Texas primary! If you live in #TX07 get out and vote!!!
• Mar 6, 2018 5:57 PMRT @TeamMoser: Polls are open so grab a friend and get out and vote! Let’s flip #TX07 and turn Texas blue! https://t.co/o62pn3ICJR
• Mar 6, 2018 5:53 PM@Jayanta Congrats!
• Mar 6, 2018 5:49 PM@ddb @srw To make it explicit that it's not an implicit expectation.
• Mar 6, 2018 4:45 PMGreat Energy on this morning’s commute thanks to a "door issue" with an @SFBART train at 24th St.
• Mar 6, 2018 4:41 PM@egd Or a new team name if I can figure out a good backronym for E.N.E.R.G.Y.
• Mar 6, 2018 2:05 PM"There is no Chaos, only great Energy!" https://t.co/cWNAjFdiU7 🎥
• Mar 6, 2018 2:04 PMRT @realDonaldTrump: The new Fake News narrative is that there is CHAOS in the White House. Wrong! People will always come & go, and I want…
• Mar 6, 2018 5:34 AMRT @shabbychef: Our local Walgreens is pushing a lot of copper. Did they accidentally take delivery on a copper futures contract? https://t…
• Mar 6, 2018 5:26 AMRT @emilynussbaum: Brilliant essay by @Millicentsomer on "The Male Glance." Please read it. https://t.co/tUeZ0QsMGL
• Mar 6, 2018 5:00 AMRT @NekoCase: Can anyone in Europe help me find this sweater from about 5 years ago from Samsoe & Samsoe again? It was my all time fave and…
• Mar 6, 2018 3:28 AM@tedd4u "The best people."
• Mar 6, 2018 3:26 AM@jonlovett @crookedmedia @priaribi I’ll happily give you my email address, but could you tweet the contents of this newsletter instead? Tha…
• Mar 6, 2018 3:06 AMThis chess game has too many dimensions. https://t.co/2gaviEukNW
• Mar 5, 2018 9:54 PMRT @NightValeRadio: One for the money, two for the show, three for the buried statue of a forgotten god who died a long, long time ago
• Mar 5, 2018 5:19 PMRT @alizauf: Garlic halved horizontally = nature's Voronoi diagram? https://t.co/KODb6zpb7H https://t.co/xka76o4sZx 📷
• Mar 5, 2018 5:07 PM@SFBARTalert https://t.co/84rvLftlJz 🎥
• Mar 5, 2018 5:12 AM@hunterwalk I wonder if any of this stuff is automated. Like bots polling trending hashtags on Twitter and registering new terms as domains.
• Mar 5, 2018 5:08 AMJumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) https://t.co/T8LZDeqWjd 📷
• Mar 5, 2018 4:37 AM@emilynussbaum "The following people are assholes..."
• Mar 5, 2018 2:23 AMRT @pgarg: I stand with women today and every day. Join me as I say #HereWeAre https://t.co/CD4Fux4lxz
• Mar 5, 2018 1:57 AMI stand with women today and every day. Join me as I say #HereWeAre https://t.co/2n2cMOBhQi
• Mar 4, 2018 10:33 PMRT @firstround: Leaders always underestimate how often they need to repeat things to keep everyone on the same page and motivated toward th…
• Mar 4, 2018 6:38 PM@joep @burtonsnowboard On occasion.
• Mar 4, 2018 2:18 PM@copyconstruct Here's the first occurrence of the word "observability" in a tweet. https://t.co/qkNtC0Uh5H
• Mar 4, 2018 1:45 PM@rrhoover @pmarcas_likes
• Mar 4, 2018 3:33 AMDusting off some gear for next weekend. https://t.co/XKX9PbXqb3 📷
• Mar 4, 2018 1:42 AMRT @prchovanec: Obscene. https://t.co/V8EUyy9Fpe
• Mar 4, 2018 1:42 AMRT @CGregoryBrown: President Trump: please do not sell your soul to the devil, the evil NRA! You promised to fight for reasonable gun contr…
• Mar 4, 2018 12:17 AMHe’ll be "angry and 'unglued'" when he starts a World War too. https://t.co/8xQ6CVRA0z
• Mar 3, 2018 11:56 PMRT @normative: The president seems unsure who he can trust, according to 22 staffers and close friends who described to the Post in detail…
• Mar 3, 2018 5:57 PM@MichaelMontenae @ShafPatel @realDonaldTrump Popular vote: Trump: 62,984,825 Clinton: 65,853,516 So by "us" you can’t possibly mean Americ…
• Mar 3, 2018 5:47 PMDoes anyone at the @WhiteHouse proofread these tweets? @Scavino45, isn’t that your job? https://t.co/gd5jCWGiz8
• Mar 3, 2018 7:21 AM@EAEO Glad you survived! https://t.co/yvYcFPUOLr
• Mar 3, 2018 6:15 AM😬🤢🤮 https://t.co/KdbRAvE7RK
• Mar 3, 2018 5:40 AMRT @megsraye: How we show up and the ways we don't matter alot. #diversitymatters #inclusionmatters https://t.co/DEWFtWWHrI
• Mar 3, 2018 5:01 AM@vijaybhore @NASA #FakeNews
• Mar 3, 2018 2:10 AMWhat idiot called them "subtweets" instead of "indirect messages"?
• Mar 3, 2018 1:13 AMRT @KCRAMiller: Dramatic video shows the race to rescue survivors after an avalanche at Squaw Valley. Witnesses describe a huge wall of sno…
• Mar 3, 2018 1:11 AMRT @Benioff: An incredible story about Oracle and it’s activities in Washington DC. https://t.co/Z1Mi71tk9O
• Mar 2, 2018 11:21 PMRT @dylanmarron: Lord grant me the confidence of a person who raises their hand at a Q&A with, well, not exactly a question per se, more of…
• Mar 2, 2018 5:52 PMRT @ysr1729: @igb @NASA Also, I think you need a Twitter poll to assess the probability of riding a new @SFBART car. #SFBARTNewCars. Here g…
• Mar 2, 2018 4:47 PMOur public transit obviously being controlled by a shadowy cabal...some sort of illMUNIati! https://t.co/lfTAcfvsZh
• Mar 2, 2018 4:34 PMAnyone actually ridden on one of the "new BART trains"? Didn’t think so. Wake up sheeple! It’s a hoax. Like @NASA’s "moon landing".
• Mar 2, 2018 2:31 PMRT @zephoria: What would make Twitter a healthy place? How would you measure it? The company is open to collaborating with those interested…
• Mar 2, 2018 2:21 PMIf the basic rules of English grammar & capitalization are beyond our President’s ken, he probably doesn’t understand economics. https://t.…
• Mar 2, 2018 1:52 PMRT @prchovanec: If this was “mainly a shot at China” it was tragically mishandled, alienating all of the trade allies who share our concern…
• Mar 2, 2018 1:42 PMRT @ann_leckie: Your occasional reminder that there are Imperial Radch tea blends for sale at @AdagioTeas blended by me. https://t.co/WRxdh…
• Mar 2, 2018 1:34 PM@EAEO Give a shout if you are back in SF-area before you head home.
• Mar 2, 2018 1:32 PM@EAEO You couldn’t have picked a better weekend though!
• Mar 2, 2018 4:22 AM@c0ngwang I don’t think so...I can search your tweets. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/lVJPvGncz8 📷
• Mar 2, 2018 4:17 AMRT @GreatDismal: Imagine how entertaining it must be, to be a Russian intelligence pro watching the slo-mo implosion of American governance…
• Mar 2, 2018 3:41 AMRT @jcp_org: January #JCP EC Meeting Summary and Materials are now available: https://t.co/E0Golf791b
• Mar 2, 2018 3:20 AM@amyf 1 oz. sunk-cost fallacy 2 oz. learned helplessness 1 oz. attrition 3 dashes bitterness shake until vesting cliff pour over cloud
• Mar 2, 2018 3:09 AMTo be fair, he keeps seeing the cover of "Good to Great" on display in Hudson News stores in JFK and LGA. https://t.co/LWCzCAVcjj
• Mar 2, 2018 2:45 AMRT @paraga: If you care about improving the health of public conversation, it doesn’t matter if you work on frontend or hardware engineerin…
• Mar 2, 2018 2:43 AM@firepile Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu Kona wgah’nagl fhtagn.
• Mar 2, 2018 2:41 AM@firepile Kona 👍🏼
• Mar 2, 2018 2:31 AM@pragashjj A philosophical answer: are any of us really free?
• Mar 1, 2018 11:37 PMRT @jonathanstray: Twitter is looking for machine-computable metrics of conversation health. This is a watershed moment: a major platform i…
• Mar 1, 2018 9:44 PMTwitter HQ to WFH. #lunchrun https://t.co/zc9BAuNSgr 📷
• Mar 1, 2018 8:41 PM@LoriSchermerho2 @Scavino45 @ICEgov @realDonaldTrump That’s not a coherent English sentence. What are you referring to by "It’s"?
• Mar 1, 2018 7:29 PM@heyjoshua Not yet.
• Mar 1, 2018 7:15 PM@towns https://t.co/LWKxAOx1W0 🎥
• Mar 1, 2018 4:43 PMBad technical decisions are carried forward by organizational inertia long after their originators & defenders have left the organization.
• Mar 1, 2018 2:49 PM@TonyPrintezis I highly recommend @jeffvandermeer’s books. The "Southern Reach" trilogy ("Annhilation" et al) is great, but his "Ambergris"…
• Mar 1, 2018 3:53 AMRT @meganamram: The fun part about living right now is we get to see how it ends
• Mar 1, 2018 3:40 AMRT @Passionweiss: Incredible story about the rise, fall, and various tragedies of Bay Area rap legends, RBL Posse. By @JesseTaylor74 https:…
• Mar 1, 2018 2:46 AMHey @Basti, if you are looking for a pivot... https://t.co/NkAxcv9TqZ
• Mar 1, 2018 2:08 AM@mediocrity @TheYankeeCandle Is...is there a non-chocolate bunny scent? https://t.co/nHSwjzpha0 🎥
• Mar 1, 2018 2:00 AM@pschork https://t.co/eP065HBrxO
• Mar 1, 2018 1:39 AM@jpd Subtweet ‘em.
• Mar 1, 2018 12:50 AMRT @NeinQuarterly: It was the best of mediums. It was the worst of messages.