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Nov 30, 2017 10:39 PM
RT @seewaynewhite: Here comes the new Tax Bill! https://t.co/BCOVwRESZV
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Nov 30, 2017 8:54 PM
If it wasn't a https://t.co/j3yhaQTM9p server, I'd be willing to say that it's just a coincidence, ya know?
Nov 30, 2017 8:51 PM
Hola, amigos. I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but check out the hostname listed in https://t.co/hZgl0rJo5m.
Nov 30, 2017 8:36 PM
RT @e_mcguire_: This is basically halfway to being a children's book https://t.co/DjwUPHy9Wz
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Nov 30, 2017 8:34 PM
@ksrenev Just making it easier for you to quote-tweet my genius.
Nov 30, 2017 7:18 PM
RT @reyner: They built a brand new shopping center in downtown San Francisco and it’s completely vacant https://t.co/H6rlBjU1jg
Nov 30, 2017 7:18 PM
RT @megsokay: https://t.co/nxWEhUUm60
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Nov 30, 2017 7:15 PM
RT @thehill: #BREAKING: House votes to overturn Obama-era mining ban in Minnesota wilderness https://t.co/fliEnz3CXW https://t.co/9jsujDaNxO
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Nov 30, 2017 7:11 PM
RT @NewDirections: I have placed the cease- and-desist into your inbox you were probably thinking you were clever Forgive me we need the…
Nov 30, 2017 7:07 PM
@jmpspn Neither are good, hard to quantify in either case as we often don't know what we no longer know. https://t.co/UhJzSt7ryb
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Nov 30, 2017 7:00 PM
@heyjoshua Yeah, a Wiki with a Google Docs-like creation and collaboration UX would be great.
Nov 30, 2017 6:55 PM
...as opposed to curation, discovery, and retention.
Nov 30, 2017 6:54 PM
Accidental organizational amnesia will increase as docs win institutional content wars on the strength of easier creation of info...
Nov 30, 2017 6:54 PM
...while Google Docs can be, and often are, deleted/offlined when their "owner" is de-provisioned.
Nov 30, 2017 6:53 PM
Content authored by that user usually remains accessible in the Wiki (and the organization)...
Nov 30, 2017 6:53 PM
This difference is most obvious when an individual leaves an organization.
Nov 30, 2017 6:53 PM
Google Docs are organized around individual authors. Wikis are organized around information and content.
Nov 30, 2017 6:17 PM
RT @karltaro: This means we're fucked https://t.co/m1OzJ884AU # via @HuffPostPol
Nov 30, 2017 5:47 PM
RT @TheOnion: Rex Tillerson Blindsided By News He Still Works For State Department https://t.co/fhYncn4X12 https://t.co/YgNAUiARO7
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Nov 30, 2017 5:46 PM
@burritojustice The clean the floors with an actual zamboni so you might be on to something https://t.co/t621fuPwOE
Nov 30, 2017 5:41 PM
RT @greenberg: Congress: We’re rolling out tax cuts to 1% of users. If the test goes well we may decide to scale the cuts to the entire pop…
Nov 30, 2017 5:40 PM
RT @mattdpearce: Twitter is rotting my brain from the inside yet it feels like the only thing fast enough to track the massive changes happ…
Nov 30, 2017 4:37 PM
What an amazing administration. https://t.co/VwAdjAhYp0
Nov 30, 2017 3:36 PM
It took me a while to place the Weezer riff. https://t.co/JEJGzRvmrS
Nov 30, 2017 2:45 PM
RT @kartar: "I should really make that code less shit but … it works" - words to live by James. Words to live by...
Nov 30, 2017 2:34 PM
RT @Lin_Manuel: @jonnysun This is TOO EASY. 280 is TOO EASY.
Nov 30, 2017 2:34 PM
RT @Lin_Manuel: Ugh, I hate not KNOWING if I've gone over 140. I just aim for half the circle.
Nov 30, 2017 5:44 AM
@skilldrick Tweet-length remixes of modern poetry. Gotta love the small bright spots of 2017.
Nov 30, 2017 5:42 AM
@ClaraJeffery California.
Nov 30, 2017 5:37 AM
RT @KTVU: An elderly couple's home they share with their deaf son was damaged along with their only car used for medical appointments in ye…
Nov 30, 2017 5:30 AM
“klansplain” 😂 https://t.co/Dxm29xQg8g
Nov 30, 2017 3:38 AM
RT @sarahjeong: I'm starting to think that the president should not be on Twitter
Nov 30, 2017 3:37 AM
RT @TravRice: Got a lot of comments on this clip of @robinvangyn. There were a few that thought this one was a captured with a drone but it…
Nov 30, 2017 2:28 AM
@djpardis Prior art? https://t.co/JoTXYZJlgx
Nov 30, 2017 12:22 AM
RT @Pinboard: The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy
Nov 29, 2017 11:24 PM
@JeremyDK @robmalchow https://t.co/spbddpdTVu
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Nov 29, 2017 11:09 PM
@robmalchow https://t.co/oGtZAg3fAK
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Nov 29, 2017 10:45 PM
RT @manjusrii: 5yo: I am building a semi ominous vehicle out of cardboard Me: You mean semi autonomous 5yo: You don't understand my techn…
Nov 29, 2017 5:46 PM
RT @elivalley: "Wether or not The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a forgery, the threat is real." https://t.co/ajoh7ooHrr
Nov 29, 2017 5:41 PM
@egd #GrimMeathookFuture
Nov 29, 2017 5:27 PM
@thomasuster Evergreen tweet. 👆
Nov 29, 2017 3:34 PM
RT @bernie: #goodbyeworries https://t.co/C7fB8O4cqi
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Nov 29, 2017 3:27 PM
“On the iPhone X that option no longer exists since with ‘the notch’ there's not enough room up there to show the battery percentage.“ 😡
Nov 29, 2017 5:47 AM
@NITIAayog @startupindia @POTUS @IvankaTrump @GES2017 @StateDept @TelanganaCMO This person is in no way qualified to speak on these issues …
Nov 29, 2017 5:46 AM
@NITIAayog @startupindia @POTUS @IvankaTrump True, but Ivanka is actively supporting her father’s attempts to create the opposite of what i…
Nov 29, 2017 5:44 AM
@NITIAayog @startupindia @IvankaTrump @GES2017 @StateDept @TelanganaCMO @RajivKumar1 @USAndIndia @amitabhk87 @CherieBlairFndn @DellEMC @ICI…
Nov 29, 2017 5:14 AM
RT @TheDweck: are you fucking kidding me https://t.co/k2oitH5EKl
Nov 29, 2017 5:14 AM
RT @ESPNNBA: So we’re just gonna pretend like the mascot wasn’t carrying a kid on his shoulder? 😂 https://t.co/JK57zGDD8M
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Nov 29, 2017 3:27 AM
@cityartssf Shoutout and thank you to @LurieBob & @EJaneL for the ticket hook-up! /cc: @CGregoryBrown
Nov 29, 2017 3:24 AM
Current @cityartssf status. https://t.co/uIqeRC4ett
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Nov 29, 2017 1:13 AM
Finished it just in time to meet @CGregoryBrown at @cityartssf’s interview with the author, @rezaaslan.
Nov 29, 2017 1:09 AM
A pretty good story about the the greatest story ever told. https://t.co/tZBCfMRtcR
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Nov 28, 2017 10:05 PM
RT @xor: "hacking's not like the movies, you can't just slam the login button until you get access"
Nov 28, 2017 10:03 PM
@zygen Best of luck Charlie! It was a awesome working with you.
Nov 28, 2017 9:44 PM
I use this joke all the time. https://t.co/DWwcegrE5c
Nov 28, 2017 9:38 PM
RT @cabel: Boy do I have an even easier authentication pro tip for you now https://t.co/rxyl6nhcMQ
Nov 28, 2017 9:23 PM
The @giants should try and trade Eli Manning *and* Geno Smith for @TyrodTaylor.
Nov 28, 2017 9:20 PM
Sending my thoughts and prayers out to all you @Giants fans. https://t.co/6eemQi66co
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Nov 28, 2017 7:58 PM
RT @goldengateblond: Video from 1993, when Trump thought the Indian Gaming Regulatory Act gave tribes an unfair advantage over his own casi…
Nov 28, 2017 6:31 PM
RT @nihilist_arbys: Everything dies. No one wins. Chicken wings are for losers and Buffalo is hell on earth. Pls enjoy arbys and our newly…
Nov 28, 2017 2:52 PM
@normanmaurer If you constrain the names to names of birds or puns about birds it’s actually pretty easy TBH.
Nov 28, 2017 2:47 PM
@hobbes188 The user experience of a custom JIRA workflow vs. a custom replacement built on https://t.co/Kq2Vt7zZEK.
Nov 28, 2017 5:32 AM
@christhalinger @TonyPrintezis I do like Sam Adams though.
Nov 28, 2017 2:38 AM
@christhalinger @TonyPrintezis Modelo FTW
Nov 28, 2017 2:34 AM
@getquip I bought this for my loved ones and now they are super pissed at me.
Nov 28, 2017 1:21 AM
@bfd This is why you are not allowed in the mall anymore.
Nov 27, 2017 11:55 PM
@jmpspn @sramji That tweet was from June. Here's a more current snapshot. https://t.co/mniPFjpyL9
Nov 27, 2017 11:20 PM
JIRA > Salesforce
Nov 27, 2017 11:10 PM
@mikkelsvane @Workday @Zendesk Seriously Mike. Twitter. Get on it.
Nov 27, 2017 9:51 PM
RT @ginatrapani: Parenting. On an airplane. Pretending your captive audience isn't judging.
Nov 27, 2017 9:39 PM
@christhalinger @heatherGrey_ I think this was a follow up tweet to the alarm clock tweet.
Nov 27, 2017 9:36 PM
@christhalinger @ianisqatsibot yeah, it's catching up. The 'bot only tweets 4 times a day and is working forwards from my earliest alt-text…
Nov 27, 2017 9:35 PM
@christhalinger @ianisqatsibot This "tweet" is the alt text from the image in this actual tweet. https://t.co/37iMHIoq1x
Nov 27, 2017 9:33 PM
@christhalinger @ianisqatsibot These are alt-texts from photos I have tweeted.
Nov 27, 2017 9:27 PM
"I Hate Huckabee, S."
Nov 27, 2017 9:13 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A screenshot of an iOS dock with a https://t.co/WLNxNu4SHn icon. The alert bezel shows 500,308 unread emails. Get on my…
Nov 27, 2017 8:07 PM
RT @laurenduca: "'The Chronicles of Narnia,' but make it fashion." https://t.co/LGuFuehsOR
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Nov 27, 2017 5:58 PM
RT @zeynep: I’m hiring a postdoc to work with me on social implications of AI. Technical/CS background (especially within the ML cluster) p…
Nov 27, 2017 5:50 PM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: "perfect, send tweet" Don Jr says as he walks face first into a giant boulder painted to look like the highway https://…
Nov 27, 2017 5:45 PM
RT @MichiyoCNA: Japanese government detecting signal from #NorthKorea on preparation towards a ballistic missile launch according to local…
Nov 27, 2017 5:29 PM
@taylorleese @la_leese Congrats!!!
Nov 27, 2017 2:38 PM
RT @NBCNews: BREAKING: Deputy director of consumer protection agency sues to block Trump's pick of Mick Mulvaney to head the bureau.
Nov 27, 2017 2:34 PM
@wickman Hey...Spiral Jetty!
Nov 27, 2017 2:28 PM
The dumb populism of Donald Trump, the cheap and dangerous fascism of his attacks on a free press. Our country is pretty fucked right now.…
Nov 27, 2017 2:11 PM
@realDonaldTrump Disgraceful.
Nov 27, 2017 4:51 AM
RT @NYMag: A war is brewing in the #SteelyDan universe https://t.co/cfVWCzjjI1
Nov 27, 2017 12:52 AM
Low key, but a strong finish. ❄️ https://t.co/BsSckGWyQt
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Nov 27, 2017 12:44 AM
RT @Policy: We are aware of reports that the Pakistani government has taken action to block Twitter service, as well as other social media…
Nov 26, 2017 10:01 PM
@marsanfra @jim_dowling @joep @twitterhadoop @TwitterSRE @mazdakh @OpenJDK This talk by @TonyPrintezis gives an overview of our core JVM wo…
Nov 26, 2017 9:58 PM
@marsanfra @jim_dowling @joep @twitterhadoop @TwitterSRE @mazdakh @OpenJDK That said, while Hadoop at Twitter does run on the Twitter JDK, …
Nov 26, 2017 9:54 PM
@marsanfra @jim_dowling @joep @twitterhadoop @TwitterSRE @mazdakh Hey Jim. No, we don’t run on Azul’s JVM, though they certainly have a com…
Nov 26, 2017 4:11 PM
“PAW Patrol” is garbage.
Nov 26, 2017 6:29 AM
RT @LizHackett: So much of life involves forcing people you love to watch something you think is brilliant while they talk over it.
Nov 26, 2017 4:21 AM
RT @chick_in_kiev: illustrating the banality of evil by focusing solely on the banality and not the evil seems counterproductive
Nov 26, 2017 4:14 AM
An *apparent* conflict of interest? https://t.co/a5uEuY7Y9T
Nov 26, 2017 4:07 AM
RT @DougSaunders: Oh boy https://t.co/WwzkWLLwtf
Nov 26, 2017 3:09 AM
RT @nraymz: "America is the greatest country on earth that sucks and has to be made great again." Republicans
Nov 25, 2017 9:51 PM
Fun hike with the family this afternoon at Mt. San Bruno State Park. https://t.co/n607kQiVMJ
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Nov 25, 2017 6:10 PM
There are threads and there are threads. https://t.co/vW7u9mf9aF
Nov 25, 2017 3:29 PM
@Annaleen "Heist" (the 2001 movie with Hackman, DeVito et al) is pretty good. https://t.co/mlodJzseik
Nov 25, 2017 3:58 AM
RT @joyding: semantic clustering indicating millions of pro-repeal net neutrality comments are spambot-driven copypasta. scary to think t…
Nov 25, 2017 3:56 AM
RT @_tessr: he's new to san francisco https://t.co/Ea3h5obGFG
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Nov 25, 2017 3:44 AM
RT @D_Keating: Can every iOS app that has a list of text have this feature please? https://t.co/xQpw8HaLiK
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Nov 25, 2017 3:24 AM
RT @btaylor: I seriously want an Alexa option that makes her only respond if you say “please.” Hearing our kids talk to her makes me cringe…
Nov 25, 2017 2:27 AM
RT @anamariecox: Trump’s personal grudge against not-actually-President Hillary Clinton is going to get people killed. https://t.co/GAlJ2mu…
Nov 25, 2017 2:12 AM
RT @realDonaldTrump: Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I wo…
Nov 24, 2017 11:13 PM
@doriantaylor Pace yourselves people. Remember, it’s a *war* on Christmas, not a sprint on Christmas.
Nov 24, 2017 11:01 PM
RT @CodeWisdom: "The most amazing achievement of the computer software industry is its continuing cancellation of the steady and staggering…
Nov 24, 2017 10:55 PM
RT @tomgara: Nothing will hold its value in the end times like digital tokens attached to a cryptographic peer to peer networking protocol…
Nov 24, 2017 8:11 PM
@tmcarr Westfield :-(
Nov 24, 2017 7:47 PM
Why the fuck am I in a mall right now?
Nov 24, 2017 6:06 PM
RT @BTP: A big thank you for bearing with us whilst we and @metpoliceuk responded to #OxfordCircus. Armed officers were quickly on scene,…
Nov 24, 2017 6:03 PM
RT @AudubonCA: #OptOutside https://t.co/3lDht8KSWd
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Nov 24, 2017 5:24 PM
RT @amyzima: We are all ok. Staying in the office. I can see the Moments team working. They'll be curating verified information from rumour…
Nov 24, 2017 4:35 PM
RT @david8hughes: [wife drops me at the airport] Wife: have a safe flight Me: I have no say in the matter Wife [already driving off]: die t…
Nov 24, 2017 3:42 PM
RT @Kasparov63: It's easy to welcome the wealthy, the flatterers, the healthy and educated. America became great by welcoming the strivers,…
Nov 24, 2017 5:34 AM
So why not have a law that makes sure you do what you say you would do? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ /cc: @comcast @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/UN4BKVomcz
Nov 24, 2017 5:31 AM
RT @chtemplin: Bullshit bullshit bullshit. You are liars. https://t.co/cPhH9bfUjB
Nov 24, 2017 5:18 AM
RT @timbray: Y axis not rooted at zero is usually but not always also satanic.
Nov 24, 2017 5:14 AM
RT @SandhyaABC7: Incredible, fiery #sunset right now! Feel free to share yours, just tag #abc7now. Thanks! #whereyoulive https://t.co/rZ…
Nov 24, 2017 5:04 AM
OH: "Did we remember to turn off all the burners this year?" #HappyThanksgiving /cc: @lizwiggi
Nov 24, 2017 4:59 AM
@kathleencodes Glen Park is not here for this.
Nov 24, 2017 3:16 AM
@PenthouseHeight @mat @BenedictEvans California Über Alles
Nov 24, 2017 1:38 AM
@BenedictEvans Your legit point about CA’s poor transit infra was marred by this silly joke of a tweet.
Nov 24, 2017 12:40 AM
RT @rebel19: And so for media asking me to talk about Charlie and my experience w the show and my thoughts on these allegations -- I'm not…
Nov 23, 2017 11:53 PM
RT @ajplus: People gathered at Alcatraz Prison to honor indigenous lives lost on this day at the Indigenous Peoples' Thanksgiving sunrise e…
Nov 23, 2017 11:31 PM
@mat @BenedictEvans Also, Carmel is pretty terrible.
Nov 23, 2017 11:29 PM
RT @Pinboard: As you listen to your uncle today, remember that next Thanksgiving will be three weeks after a Democratic landslide, if we wo…
Nov 23, 2017 11:19 PM
@realDonaldTrump I hope you have a shitty Thanksgiving.
Nov 23, 2017 11:12 PM
No better way to spend Thanksgiving Day than watching these two fabulous people get married. Congrats @micheal and @vinucharanya! https://t…
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Nov 23, 2017 10:53 PM
#HappyThanksgiving! I’m thankful the War on Christmas has begun. Fellow libs, cucks & ❄️s, your Starbucks cups have further instructions.
Nov 23, 2017 3:57 PM
@heyjoshua @heymathison We tried to watch it but they kept breaking away to cover developments in the Conyers scandal. 🙈🙉
Nov 23, 2017 3:49 PM
RT @vrushalivc: And yes, we are hiring #jointheflock https://t.co/EWvkC41vPg
Nov 23, 2017 3:45 PM
@jvreeland26 https://t.co/arivpopJUR
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Nov 23, 2017 4:49 AM
@delbius @andres @susanthesquark @wienbar @sm Anything beyond that and we’d have to start thinking about NDC which our current family platf…
Nov 23, 2017 4:40 AM
RT @ianbremmer: I feel like Barron and the turkey get it. https://t.co/ldNt78YoVW
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Nov 23, 2017 4:38 AM
@andres @susanthesquark @wienbar @sm Also, having >1 kids seems like a reasonable hedge against total failure as a parent. I regret not nam…
Nov 23, 2017 4:27 AM
RT @miniver: For the convenience of travelers, parallel universes have been seeded with an identifying designation: • Brenstein • Brenstie…
Nov 23, 2017 3:32 AM
RT @Policy: We strongly oppose the FCC’s proposed weakening of Net Neutrality protections and will continue to fight for an open Internet,…
Nov 23, 2017 3:12 AM
RT @sinKEVitch: No pardoning of this turkey. https://t.co/yMmYOpyPpH
Nov 23, 2017 3:03 AM
@LurieBob Right back at you and yours from SF! Send pics of the baby!
Nov 23, 2017 1:11 AM
I ♡ CA https://t.co/Q2sikbai5m
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Nov 23, 2017 12:59 AM
Epic SF sunset pictures in 3...2...1... https://t.co/Rev0plpgAK
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Nov 22, 2017 11:24 PM
@hunterwalk Mazzucchelli’s art FTW.
Nov 22, 2017 10:55 PM
RT @nytimes: For years, liberals have failed in creating their version of conservative talk radio. Then came these podcasters. https://t.co…
Nov 22, 2017 3:46 PM
RT @WhitfordBradley: I know C.J. Cregg. C.J. Cregg is a friend of mine. You’re no C.J. Cregg. @WestWingWeekly @AllisonBJanney https://t.co/…
Nov 22, 2017 6:08 AM
RT @mattblaze: I want to know how Uber got the money to the attackers. Bitcoin? Suitcase full of cash? Or just $100K in ride credits?
Nov 22, 2017 4:32 AM
@SteveForbesCEO @AjitPaiFCC Are you fucking high? The entire goddamn Internet industry is against this incredibly stupid policy.
Nov 22, 2017 4:29 AM
RT @anildash: Unlike @AjitPaiFCC, I’ve led teams creating innovative new tech on the Internet. Everyone who’s done so knows that killing ne…
Nov 22, 2017 4:19 AM
RT @neenerweener: What a view from @SFBART this evening! #sunset #rockridge https://t.co/EniMPMB62K
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Nov 22, 2017 3:48 AM
@AjitPaiFCC @WSJopinion I mean really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really fucking dumb.
Nov 22, 2017 3:45 AM
@AjitPaiFCC @WSJopinion In my extremely qualified professional opinion this is idea is really, really fucking dumb.
Nov 21, 2017 9:37 PM
RT @washingtonpost: Analysis: President Trump just endorsed Roy Moore, for all intents and purposes https://t.co/PA2rxD8rfs
Nov 21, 2017 9:29 PM
RT @nytimes: Breaking News: Trump defended Roy Moore who is accused of sexual misconduct with minors: “He totally denies it” https://t.co/u…
Nov 21, 2017 7:53 PM
@stdio54 "The vast majority of people in roles of extreme power..." <- fixed it for you.
Nov 21, 2017 6:26 PM
RT @joshbloch: NYT on the impending misclassification of ISPs https://t.co/yeH5yAFikg
Nov 21, 2017 6:13 PM
@NightValeRadio Is...is that a Twitter bird?
Nov 21, 2017 2:29 PM
RT @UncleCurt: Old @SFBART and new @SFBART https://t.co/4UQiGLWj4O
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Nov 21, 2017 5:53 AM
@seldo @bx pointed out today that Ira Glass would be a pretty crushing reveal.
Nov 21, 2017 5:44 AM
RT @tjukanov: Baltic Sea traffic visualized. Version 3.0. - 24 hours of data - Ships are colored based on their home country ⛴️ https://t.…
Nov 21, 2017 5:34 AM
@mathowie #TeamBrooke
Nov 21, 2017 5:32 AM
@jhamlett TIL! Wasn't familiar with him or his work.
Nov 21, 2017 5:15 AM
@jhamlett Ok, Gonz, Spike Jonze...but who is the third guy? Thurston Moore?
Nov 21, 2017 5:00 AM
@KalvinMacleod HER: Yes toucan!
Nov 21, 2017 4:58 AM
@anamariecox @LibyaLiberty We seem to have finally crossed the event horizon of future/quantum Trump’s predictive tweets. 😬
Nov 21, 2017 4:53 AM
RT @MoonPie: Not really just stuff em up there I guess https://t.co/WaAVaOI02a
Nov 21, 2017 4:48 AM
@jayholler I won't spoil it for you, but def. worth a read.
Nov 21, 2017 4:47 AM
@jayholler Have you read the Dark Forest trilogy? Not the best writing, and right-wing politics, but man, I think a lot about it's premise.
Nov 21, 2017 4:42 AM
@jayholler ‘Oumuamua
Nov 21, 2017 4:32 AM
RT @sfmta_muni: UPDATE: Traffic lights near Mission and Cortland are back on.
Nov 21, 2017 4:32 AM
RT @burritojustice: in which @monkeybrainsnet PoE adapters create a power outage map before PG&E does https://t.co/qTaKBVoy63 https://t.co/…
Nov 21, 2017 4:30 AM
@naval Maybe...maybe you should try reading better books? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 21, 2017 4:02 AM
RT @starsandrobots: Jenny Holzer's work is somehow officially licensed NFL merch for the Dallas Cowboys. Words tend to be inadequate. http…
Nov 21, 2017 3:59 AM
RT @TheOnion: Man’s Garbage To Have Much More Significant Effect On Planet Than He Will https://t.co/nPuxcyvzTf https://t.co/YnP9spx7KW
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Nov 21, 2017 3:35 AM
RT @cmort: @igb - we are pressing some new boards https://t.co/TFdHMkyhfz
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Nov 21, 2017 3:24 AM
RT @KarenAttiah: The Charlie Rose story is infuriating and cringe-worthy, but this part makes me really sad. How many talented women have…
Nov 21, 2017 3:16 AM
@martindaniel4 Nope, power back on now!
Nov 21, 2017 3:16 AM
@PGE4Me what was up with that? https://t.co/2Os9XNdXgD
Nov 21, 2017 3:14 AM
Short power outage in Glen Park a few minutes ago.
Nov 21, 2017 2:29 AM
RT @ASlavitt: Wow. That's some honesty-- the White House admitting that electing a pedophile is worth it to pass tax cuts. 😟 https://t.co/D…
Nov 21, 2017 2:27 AM
RT @benwikler: #NetNeutrality in a nutshell. https://t.co/iJfOgqPGOg
Nov 21, 2017 1:35 AM
RT @AliWatkins: All I keep thinking is — this is not a journalism problem. It’s a dude problem. And what are women being subject to in indu…
Nov 21, 2017 1:05 AM
@jayholler Disturbingly ship-like by every description of it I've read. Too many sci-fi novels start with this scenario...
Nov 21, 2017 12:50 AM
RT @AP: BREAKING: Homeland Security Department terminates temporary residency program for almost 60,000 Haitians.
Nov 20, 2017 7:49 PM
@miguelrios So far they seem to hold up better than the regular wired iPhone earbuds. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nov 20, 2017 7:47 PM
AirPods vs. washing machine & dryer. Round one: AirPods show some cracking (from heat?) and case is scuffed, but they still work. https://…
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Nov 20, 2017 7:16 PM
@coolgrey Ah. I see why you are confused. See, it’s #ShopsMall not #ShopSmall.
Nov 20, 2017 6:07 PM
🤔👽👾 https://t.co/FBhWVO8OLD
Nov 20, 2017 4:31 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: Chant softly and carry a weird stick.
Nov 20, 2017 5:41 AM
RT @igb: Not looking forward to the armies of Russian Twitter bots convincing Nazis and Republicans to eulogize Charles Manson.
Nov 20, 2017 5:30 AM
RT @JasonAtchoKION: I was in Santa Cruz earlier this afternoon and saw this cool formation in the sky. Looks like some Kelvin Helmholtz clo…
Nov 20, 2017 5:25 AM
RT @alandipert: it's incredible that in the span of a few yrs mozilla invented a PL and re-invented a modern browser with it, and apparentl…
Nov 20, 2017 4:37 AM
Arts and crafts before bedtime. https://t.co/mJG1Py7P7P
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Nov 20, 2017 3:19 AM
RT @rabihalameddine: Samuel Beckett, Tangier, Morocco, 1978. Photo by Francois-Marie Banier https://t.co/f2XsFmqlRj
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Nov 20, 2017 2:46 AM
Shout out to PG&E service person for the tip on storing a wrench next the main gas valve in case of emergency shut-offs. https://t.co/Gx66W…
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Nov 20, 2017 1:27 AM
Fire him and everyone on his staff until you get to someone willing to start @TyrodTaylor next Sunday. #GoBills
Nov 20, 2017 1:26 AM
So, McDermott was an improvement over that #MAGA idiot Rex Ryan, but wow, he's an awful coach. #GoBills
Nov 20, 2017 12:14 AM
Many Bothans died to get this three-year old to take a nap.
Nov 19, 2017 11:16 PM
RT @RapSheet: After 5 interceptions in the first half, Nathan Peterman goes to the bench. The #Bills have Tyrod Taylor in at QB.
Nov 19, 2017 11:12 PM
RT @CallMeDBlock: Tyrod Taylor's last 14 games: 395 passes, 5 INT Nathan Peterman's 14 pass attempts today: 5 INT #Bills #Chargers #BUFvs…
Nov 19, 2017 11:11 PM
RT @theKing_Jeff: Nathan Peterman tryna win Kaepernick’s collusion case & give Tyrod Taylor a max contract all in one half...
Nov 19, 2017 8:33 PM
RT @SF_emergency: Avoid the area on NB and SB 280 by Alemany Blvd. due to police activity.
Nov 19, 2017 7:44 PM
RT @fermatslibrary: Niels Bohr's original drawing of the structure of the Radium atom from his 1922 presentation. 🤓 https://t.co/5pUqloxiCL
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Nov 19, 2017 7:37 PM
It's 2017. Colonel Sanders is selling Faraday cages. Late-stage capitalism is weird AF. https://t.co/j7eQ6RQKb0
Nov 19, 2017 7:34 PM
RT @JamilSmith: This is @POTUS, tweeting that he should’ve left three collegiate athletes in a Chinese jail because one of their fathers di…
Nov 19, 2017 6:51 PM
@cbogie Congrats!
Nov 19, 2017 4:43 PM
What's the coffee situation on the ISS like?
Nov 19, 2017 4:57 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: This thread is the best thing I've read in months => https://t.co/t7lx0dsqhd
Nov 19, 2017 4:52 AM
RT @jef_poskanzer: Stuttgart has an idea we could use for letting cyclists use SF Muni light rail. https://t.co/GgGd4OCVW3
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Nov 19, 2017 4:32 AM
RT @SenKamalaHarris: Retweet if you would *not* benefit from a private jet tax break. https://t.co/jxAWezkbq8
Nov 19, 2017 3:28 AM
RT @jef_poskanzer: sunset 18nov2017 4/4 https://t.co/hCVzv2dgzj https://t.co/jDDCGCGis3
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Nov 19, 2017 1:02 AM
RT @firepile: This is important. I can't think of many reasons our staff would endure the low wages the college pays except that their kids…
Nov 18, 2017 11:37 PM
.@Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino) using the @POTUS account to re-tweet his own tweets is both tragic and funny. #MAGA https://t.co/3SShbJI6VZ
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Nov 18, 2017 10:07 PM
RT @GameDayCritic: Seems accurate. #CollegeGameDay #GameDaySigns https://t.co/bqz3MJiiEp
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Nov 18, 2017 10:01 PM
@delbius @srw Wow. That was a seriously heavy story. You definitely earned that parent badge. Glad she's OK!
Nov 18, 2017 9:57 PM
Take a knee, you ass. https://t.co/eNZav6nm9C
Nov 18, 2017 8:55 PM
@mgsiegler It’s also hard to win when you are playing a better team. #OnWisconsin
Nov 18, 2017 8:33 PM
Sits back and sips the tears of unctuous weasels from the east from a red chalice emblazoned with a white “W”. #OnWisconsin
Nov 18, 2017 8:20 PM
"Nothing compliments your non-Euclidean china patterns like an eldritch, gibbering centerpiece. Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" https://t.co/8b2np…
Nov 18, 2017 7:37 PM
@dknightly Get the fuck out of there Dan.
Nov 18, 2017 7:25 PM
@firepile That said, the day is young and @ScottWalker is inexplicably still in office so we’ll see.
Nov 18, 2017 7:24 PM
@firepile #Badgers turned it over which led to a Michigan field goal. No crimes against democracy were committed though.
Nov 18, 2017 7:17 PM
Sigh. #OnWisconsin
Nov 18, 2017 4:12 PM
@cathy_polinsky @stitchfix Congrats!!!
Nov 18, 2017 4:03 PM
@srw Ugh. So scary. She ok? There is a virus making the rounds.
Nov 18, 2017 10:52 AM
I’m sure that whatever virus is causing the kid to vomit isn’t super contagious. #doomed 🤢
Nov 18, 2017 10:50 AM
@christhalinger Then you are missing out.
Nov 18, 2017 10:49 AM
@christhalinger Are you also watching back-to-back episodes of Peppa Pig while holding a bowl next to a sick three-year old?
Nov 18, 2017 10:42 AM
Ah yes. The simple joys of parenting. Like finding your bed covered in kid-puke at 2:30 AM.
Nov 18, 2017 4:05 AM
@miguelrios Actually, I'd ask for the ability to record FaceTime calls. It's like the best home movies (talks with grandparents, etc.) are …
Nov 18, 2017 3:22 AM
RT @alecrobbins: every single word in the sentence "homestuck tumblr fandom doxxed dril" would require at least 4 hours each to explain to…
Nov 18, 2017 12:55 AM
RT @prchovanec: Someone really needs to get to the bottom of how and why this even happened in the first place. https://t.co/njOdUYovar
Nov 17, 2017 11:27 PM
@mokomull Ok, yes, Nazi Twitter is worse. Still, my TL looks like this. https://t.co/ZL0Wv5qBSx
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Nov 17, 2017 11:15 PM
RT @JordanUhl: The Roy Moore press conference just ended in spectacular fashion. https://t.co/VmsSgCCUZD
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Nov 17, 2017 9:51 PM
RT @Thebeastmustdie: This picture of Henry Rollins and Nick Cave babysitting is the gift that keeps on giving https://t.co/3DCHQ9N1Dj
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Nov 17, 2017 9:37 PM
👍🏽 https://t.co/uFUakZvzHV
Nov 17, 2017 9:33 PM
280-character-correspondence-checkers Twitter is the worst Twitter.
Nov 17, 2017 9:30 PM
“Although the cliche says that power always corrupts, what is seldom said is that power always reveals." - Robert A. Caro
Nov 17, 2017 8:19 PM
Nihilistic populism. https://t.co/aKfYCbKuBv
Nov 17, 2017 4:37 PM
RT @allspaw: If you believe “blameless postmortem” means “no accountability” - you haven’t been listening.
Nov 17, 2017 3:11 PM
RT @soledadobrien: Ridiculous. If you're a man who can't be alone with a woman and not grab her or rub up against her, you probably shouldn…
Nov 17, 2017 2:29 PM
RT @bbcthree: Liam Gallagher making tea is the best thing you'll see today. As you were. https://t.co/JaAB0p6Qr2
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Nov 17, 2017 6:18 AM
@mgsiegler @jasongay “...those unctuous weasels from the east...” #OnWisconsin
Nov 17, 2017 6:04 AM
@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot https://t.co/VOBpyvplg7
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Nov 17, 2017 4:16 AM
@Scavino45 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/lREQRxWYk9
Nov 17, 2017 4:10 AM
Hey @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino), you are probably the worst social media manager ever, and I’m totally OK with that.
Nov 17, 2017 3:34 AM
@Pinboard Depending on your district, campaigning and voting for @lcmoser would be a good start.
Nov 17, 2017 3:33 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: you have to really not trust autocorrect to get “Frankenstien” out
Nov 17, 2017 3:04 AM
‘Tis the season... https://t.co/LR0RYyZEZ6
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Nov 16, 2017 11:56 PM
RT @copyconstruct: OMG so much this!! What kinds of telemetry should you emit? Well, there are many - @xaprb at #velocityconf https://t.co/…
Nov 16, 2017 11:31 PM
RT @cabel: Pro MacBook Pro Tip: have a Touch Bar with Touch ID? If you edit /etc/pam.d/sudo and add the following line to the top… auth su…
Nov 16, 2017 11:27 PM
"...so in the end the world was saved by social media managers with multiple accounts and Twitter's confusing user-switching UI." https://t…
Nov 16, 2017 11:15 PM
RT @kathleencodes: Question for engineering tech leads and managers: what made you want to be a leader on your team?
Nov 16, 2017 9:53 PM
@wblut What is "CA"?
Nov 16, 2017 9:48 PM
@kathleencodes Frustration at bad managers/poor leadership. (This was a few companies ago, not a reflection on my current employer.)
Nov 16, 2017 8:23 PM
RT @NeerajKA: Jack Dorsey walking into the Bitcoin conference https://t.co/ibQfgh3noa
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Nov 16, 2017 5:49 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: Airplanes are actually much, much safer than trains and cars when it comes to flying.
Nov 16, 2017 5:17 PM
@soozinbird Previously. (Turn volume up for full effect.) https://t.co/R67IeYSLAT
Nov 16, 2017 5:13 PM
RT @mazdakh: #1st place. So proud of our JVM team, congrats. Small crew with magical output. https://t.co/RLUNxmHYTD
Nov 16, 2017 5:12 PM
@gln @ElaineF I prefer/use the term “timeline serendipity”.
Nov 16, 2017 5:08 PM
RT @Pinboard: I can’t find my hidden agenda
Nov 16, 2017 4:59 PM
The morning commute takes a lot longer if you have to stop and splash in every puddle along then way. https://t.co/TxWng1XPCi
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Nov 16, 2017 3:03 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: We are humbled to have been re-elected, along with @tomitribe and @hazelcast, for one of the #JCP EC Elected Seats. http…
Nov 16, 2017 5:18 AM
@HiveTheory @raffi @KCPacini @4moms When all else fails, the exhaust fans above the stovetop are, as Beatrix Potter might put it, soporific.
Nov 16, 2017 5:12 AM
RT @cra: "Facebook open sources Open/R distributed networking software" https://t.co/onsg9Pvmlv
Nov 16, 2017 4:56 AM
Not looking forward to the armies of Russian Twitter bots convincing Nazis and Republicans to eulogize Charles Manson.
Nov 16, 2017 4:15 AM
RT @skamille: 280 characters remains terrible in case you were wondering
Nov 16, 2017 2:23 AM
RT @burritojustice: Glen Park descent https://t.co/MhyxQxhYv6
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Nov 16, 2017 2:21 AM
RT @prchovanec: What? Why? Just because Obama did it makes it bad? https://t.co/efCYT1rtk6
Nov 16, 2017 2:18 AM
RT @existentialcoms: we must imagine Sisyphus happy and also as an otter https://t.co/NORUgPbniH
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Nov 15, 2017 11:52 PM
@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot ✅ "Mason" ✅ "jar" ✅ "pink"
Nov 15, 2017 10:41 PM
@kpk Seriously. Things are different now, but I keep revisiting this article every few years. https://t.co/ezuFkW1pjj
Nov 15, 2017 8:29 PM
@bfd Spoiler: it's not cat food.
Nov 15, 2017 8:28 PM
RT @kylegriffin1: This is a real picture that the AP took. https://t.co/NSC1jSSO80
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Nov 15, 2017 5:59 PM
@hunterwalk @Pocket I'm digging this reboot of "Fear and Loathing..."
Nov 15, 2017 5:10 PM
Whatever happened to SubEthaEdit?
Nov 15, 2017 4:44 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: ATTN: Due to reports of possible sinkhole, all Inbound Market Street coaches will be making curbside stops only at Market/3…
Nov 15, 2017 3:30 PM
I’m expecting @realDonaldTrump to reverse Obama’s pardon of last year’s White House Thanksgiving turkey.
Nov 15, 2017 3:15 PM
Also, what’s with the capitalization of “Basketball Players”?
Nov 15, 2017 3:15 PM
I read a lot of Twitter. Been listening to NPR all morning. I have no idea what our President is referring to here. https://t.co/3O6TRiEVTn
Nov 15, 2017 12:44 PM
RT @soozinbird: Go Ramki!!!! @ysr1729 Twitter has geniuses working all the time!!!!! https://t.co/xZPUfcF3R6
Nov 15, 2017 5:32 AM
RT @DrewTumaABC7: Can't stress this enough. Heavy rain Wednesday afternoon in the North Bay will fall on our burn scars. The concern is HIG…
Nov 15, 2017 4:44 AM
@realDonaldTrump Hey you dumb fuck, we just had another mass shooting like four hours ago in California. FFS @Scavino45 (a.k.a. @DanScavino…
Nov 15, 2017 4:09 AM
Current DM-from-@marsanfra status. https://t.co/ikXzQoKWSm
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Nov 15, 2017 3:11 AM
RT @QConSF: .@ysr1729 shares @Twittter's recent experiences in applying a technique from #MachineLearning, called Bayesian optimization, to…
Nov 15, 2017 2:22 AM
@BenedictEvans Bring it. https://t.co/kaVsffFBZu
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Nov 15, 2017 12:24 AM
RT @TwitterA11y: Now on Twitter for iOS (version 7.11.1): the new expanded character limit and progress circle are accessible via VoiceOver.
Nov 15, 2017 12:17 AM
@davidjrusek @dschonbe I like Highlander puns. Though I'm not a fan of the Public Mcleod.
Nov 15, 2017 12:15 AM
@davidjrusek @dschonbe To be fair I am also anti-141, anti-142, anti-143, anti-144, anti-145, anti-146, anti-147, anti-148, anti-149, anti-…
Nov 15, 2017 12:08 AM
#ThereCanBeOnlyOneTeam /cc: @dschonbe
Nov 15, 2017 12:01 AM
@secretasianman Worse is better.
Nov 14, 2017 11:54 PM
@istaqsinaibot @ianisqatsibot You got the "bird" part right. https://t.co/djQSbBwNKY
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Nov 14, 2017 11:49 PM
RT @prchovanec: I'm still trying to figure out why he thinks this matters, then or now. https://t.co/jDL0bKS15W
Nov 14, 2017 10:08 PM
@gln @skilldrick I'd like to be in a holdback that only shows me <140 char tweets.
Nov 14, 2017 9:34 PM
The US Olympic Snowboard Team's uniforms for the 2018 Winter Olympics are a fucking awesome tribute to @NASA's Apollo-era spacesuits. https…
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Nov 14, 2017 9:11 PM
RT @comedysusan: The last things I'll scream from my death bed https://t.co/NhISqFYtgs
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Nov 14, 2017 7:54 PM
If you are at #qconsf right now, go see @ysr1729 discuss auto-tuning VMs using ML! https://t.co/ByuvRfs6hs
Nov 14, 2017 7:52 PM
RT @mon_beck: #QConSF : @ysr1729 is going to talk about tuning with Bayesian optimization #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/wI317bw46f
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Nov 14, 2017 6:25 PM
RT @NiveaSerrao: My other pitch is MORDOR, HE WROTE: Tolkien’s wife Edith solves mysteries in Oxford while he writes books.
Nov 14, 2017 4:40 PM
RT @TwitterAPI: Today we’re launching Twitter premium APIs to kick off the next era of innovation for Twitter developers. 🙌 These APIs pro…
Nov 14, 2017 2:22 PM
In the large and in the small, the Presidency of Donald J. Trump threatens our Democracy and embarrasses our nation. https://t.co/Yb763ZrFxM
Nov 14, 2017 7:50 AM
RT @starsandrobots: Unpopular belief: autonomous vehicles won't reduce traffic; car utilization will increase to saturate capacity.
Nov 14, 2017 5:11 AM
RT @yeIIowdanieI: twitter culture is seeing a retweeted tweet on your timeline, going to the account, and finding that tweet so you don’t n…
Nov 14, 2017 3:38 AM
RT @TimSweeneyEpic: When future programs are powered by deep learning, fixing bugs will be indistinguishable from negotiating with a toddle…
Nov 13, 2017 10:00 PM
@rosemishaan @dschonbe Indeed! https://t.co/JW3vPXCi65
Nov 13, 2017 9:17 PM
RT @abc7newsbayarea: JUST IN: #USGS reports magnitude 4.7 earthquake struck near South Bay. Did you feel it? https://t.co/UzXnK2KsuE
Nov 13, 2017 7:32 PM
Earthquake?
Nov 13, 2017 7:21 PM
RT @crookedmedia: .@jonlovett struggles to book a big guest for the #lovettorleaveit New York shows https://t.co/BhfWftjbFF
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Nov 13, 2017 7:12 PM
RT @HiveTheory: @igb You know, I think if you embrace the utter existentialist meaningless of it all, you'll realize that counting characte…
Nov 13, 2017 3:20 PM
@msilver Thanks! Gave it a try. It’s close and will work for now. Missing feature is chars per line for easy Tweetstorm creation.
Nov 13, 2017 3:16 PM
RT @allspaw: I wrote a bit about what I'm doing next (https://t.co/Njf3jfI17x)
Nov 13, 2017 5:11 AM
Anyone out there have a recommendation for an iOS text editor that does character counting? Asking for a bitter, disgruntled friend.
Nov 13, 2017 4:55 AM
RT @Swizec: Great description of entrepreneurship https://t.co/j36TMoLsVi
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Nov 13, 2017 2:51 AM
RT @gnat: Sitting at computer, arms crossed, frowning into middle distance. This is about 70% of “programming” as I practice it.
Nov 12, 2017 9:00 PM
@MichaelRCaputo @AdamParkhomenko Mike. FFS. It’s pronounced “buh-ree-stah”.
Nov 12, 2017 8:51 PM
RT @john_overholt: The Catalan Constitutions, 1504. I wonder if there's any particular reason someone asked to have this digitized? https:/…
Nov 12, 2017 3:47 PM
@burtonsnowboard That link is broken. :-(
Nov 12, 2017 3:38 PM
RT @KalvinMacleod: I am having trouble reading all these extra words on twitter.
Nov 12, 2017 2:02 PM
We are creating a Golden Gated community here in SF. https://t.co/TApJI7qugU
Nov 12, 2017 1:48 PM
@secretasianman Bind Thrall Enchantment [Mind-Affecting] Level:Sorcerer/Despot 9 Range: Touch Target: Craven Republicans Duration: 4yrs
Nov 12, 2017 1:37 PM
A hateful, childish, and broken human being is the "leader" of our country. https://t.co/yk21WCnOMQ
Nov 11, 2017 10:58 PM
RT @TEDxBolzano: Realistischer Optimismus verbindet die rosarote Brille des Optimismus mit der klaren Sicht der Realität. Für eine bessere…
Nov 11, 2017 10:44 PM
RT @rebel19: Ryan Gosling brought me flowers when I was 9 mos pregnant bc he'd confused the date and time to meet for our intervw the day b…
Nov 11, 2017 10:41 PM
Fun surf session at Lindamar this AM with @cmort, @ShaunHolmless, and a sea lion. 🤙🏄🏼
Nov 11, 2017 3:30 PM
RT @brianschatz: You cannot delay an election because you are afraid of losing. That’s what they do in dictatorships. https://t.co/EKrOPeXH…
Nov 11, 2017 2:39 PM
RT @ASlavitt: You don't need 280 characters when "I'm ok with a pedophile" is all this says. https://t.co/CK2lnDH5DH
Nov 11, 2017 5:44 AM
RT @jackmadans: This is a picture of every manager and supervisor at the LA County Court user testing services on their website. 🤘🏼 @LASupe…
Nov 10, 2017 9:53 PM
@Max_Fisher @lpolgreen https://t.co/Bb388ev67x
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Nov 10, 2017 9:47 PM
RT @melvillehouse: i love books
Nov 10, 2017 9:45 PM
@davidjrusek 140: "Hippie" 280: "Tobacco & Patchouli"
Nov 10, 2017 6:12 PM
RT @StephenKing: Books can be as long as they need to be. A tweet should be short and sweet.
Nov 10, 2017 5:56 PM
RT @MrTomEsquire: I'm hiring more Senior Software Engineers @TwitterSeattle, building Ads Measurement. 📈 Join a critical team at Twitter, l…
Nov 10, 2017 6:15 AM
Good job, @Twitter. Good job. https://t.co/Pf7qtu97sm
Nov 10, 2017 6:06 AM
Attention @pomvr. Relevant to your interests. https://t.co/iEznqS2Xir
Nov 10, 2017 5:46 AM
RT @thomashawk: oh noes. @flickr is down. bad, bad panda. https://t.co/K8cbhwjcZK
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Nov 10, 2017 5:43 AM
@vikramchandra This headline seems like clickbait designed to make folks in India feel like it’s *not* local pollution causing Delhi smog.
Nov 10, 2017 4:41 AM
RT @judell: Part of what made Twitter fun was embracing the 140 constraint. It was a good game! What if exactly 140 was required? This one…
Nov 10, 2017 3:27 AM
@mulligan Twitter by a mile.
Nov 10, 2017 1:02 AM
First time I’ve ever seen a Clipper outage. #BART #freeride
Nov 10, 2017 12:09 AM
RT @LavaOneConf: The LavaOne 2018 event page is up! Buy your ticket and book your hotel room today! https://t.co/S5SuEEvsFM
Nov 9, 2017 5:08 PM
Is Google+ still a thing? Asking for 330MM of my MAU friends.
Nov 9, 2017 2:53 PM
RT @jk_rowling: Twitter’s destroyed its USP. The whole point, for me, was how inventive people could be within that concise framework. #Twi…
Nov 9, 2017 4:58 AM
RT @acodrescu: This blah-blah new Twitter is boooooring
Nov 9, 2017 4:48 AM
RT @NeinQuarterly: Soon, friends. The Dostoyevskys will be in bloom.
Nov 9, 2017 3:43 AM
I go into the woods for *just two* days with no internet or cell coverage and *this* happens! https://t.co/DBsNRG47Zo
Nov 7, 2017 4:11 PM
RT @ianbremmer: The New Yorker’s cartoon of the day. Might as well be the year. https://t.co/gc6AN8zNNV
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Nov 7, 2017 4:08 PM
Starbucks > Blue Bottle. Whew. Felt good to get that off of my chest. Been carrying that inconvenient truth around for years.
Nov 7, 2017 2:49 PM
RT @JenAshleyWright: How many children are supposed to die so random guys can maintain an irrational fantasy that they could be a “good guy…
Nov 7, 2017 2:38 PM
RT @guardianeco: Delhi doctors declare pollution emergency as smog chokes city https://t.co/MXrWumg2bF
Nov 7, 2017 6:06 AM
RT @TheTweetOfGod: This guy gets Me. https://t.co/qdexm5j8cW
Nov 7, 2017 5:48 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A toaster that for some reason is not connected to the internet. Weird.
Nov 7, 2017 5:36 AM
@MikeIsaac So does AT&T.
Nov 7, 2017 5:22 AM
RT @SenFeinstein: Teachers spend $1.6 BILLION per year on school supplies. The Republican tax bill ELIMINATES their ability to deduct those…
Nov 7, 2017 4:19 AM
RT @chrisgeidner: Adam Schiff Asking Carter Page Whether He's Invoking The Fifth Amendment Is Something Else. https://t.co/aNchV7MnTG
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Nov 7, 2017 4:06 AM
RT @jonnysun: helo darkness my old friend why are u here its 4pm
Nov 7, 2017 4:06 AM
RT @kevinguilfoile: Atlas Shrubbed. https://t.co/WOBmb9w9Ro
Nov 7, 2017 4:03 AM
RT @jodikantor: Tonight, the bravery of the women who broke the silence about Weinstein is clearer than ever.
Nov 7, 2017 1:29 AM
BART delays in the direction of SFO due to medical emergency at Glen Park.
Nov 7, 2017 12:58 AM
@slyphon @secretasianman #TeamBirdName
Nov 6, 2017 9:58 PM
"Gonna need to put in a few happy trees here..." https://t.co/GyChXvOI56
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Nov 6, 2017 9:46 PM
RT @WIREDInsider: Mazdak Hashemi’s secret to keeping Twitter’s network secure? Working constantly to bring it down #ad https://t.co/DNgX27U…
Nov 6, 2017 9:45 PM
Poorly curated internal wikis > Google Docs
Nov 6, 2017 2:04 PM
RT @jef_poskanzer: Be careful around Moscone Center, Dreamscape begins today, What's that? It's Dreamforce? Eh same thing. https://t.co/HC…
Nov 6, 2017 11:36 AM
RT @QConSF: Great lineup of speakers in the "Evolving Java" track hosted by @wesreisz #QConSF https://t.co/xu00GClTI9 https://t.co/OgSVdYR…
Nov 6, 2017 4:40 AM
On a related note, I’m pretty excited to go to bed at 8:45 this evening. See you all back here at 5:30AM!
Nov 6, 2017 4:39 AM
Do you enjoy jetlag but hate traveling? Well, you are gonna *love* Daylight Savings Time.
Nov 6, 2017 2:00 AM
@heyjoshua Robert Mueller is an SJW: Special Justice Warrior
Nov 6, 2017 1:57 AM
@heyjoshua Like a whole department of ‘em.
Nov 6, 2017 12:12 AM
@cra Time to go Apple Watch-only for runs?
Nov 5, 2017 11:57 PM
RT @burritojustice: death cult https://t.co/mAvR4UMhEv
Nov 5, 2017 11:30 PM
RT @ysr1729: #OpenEnrollment #GetCovered 👇🏾 https://t.co/q1dF6c5tWu
Nov 5, 2017 11:23 PM
RT @Manda_like_wine: You spent weeks maniacally tweeting against those in the NFL peacefully-protesting instead of calling for gun control…
Nov 5, 2017 11:22 PM
@Benioff @SalesforceTower Marc.
Nov 5, 2017 11:10 PM
RT @amyf: How many times do we actually have to say this? https://t.co/UKtRKBJhiu
Nov 5, 2017 11:08 PM
RT @ChrisMurphyCT: I accept!! Tell me where the secret room is where you are writing the bill and I WILL BE THERE! https://t.co/PPBO1uFqwV
Nov 5, 2017 8:41 PM
RT @nytimes: Breaking News: Several people were killed, including the gunman, in a shooting at a church near San Antonio https://t.co/FXvUK…
Nov 5, 2017 7:34 PM
RT @NBCNightlyNews: BREAKING: Many people reportedly shot at a church in Sutherland Springs, Texas.
Nov 5, 2017 7:32 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A mug bearing the logo of the failed start-up SXIP sits on a slate counter in front of a tiled kitchen wall.
Nov 5, 2017 4:19 PM
RT @MagicRealismBot: A factory in Silicon Valley produces vast quantities of nihilism.
Nov 5, 2017 4:03 PM
Pretty great sci-fi from the Strugatsky brothers. https://t.co/w9cAg3QdIc
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Nov 5, 2017 2:38 PM
Getting rid of Trump is our first priority, but can we make repealing DST a pillar of @TheDemocrats’ new platform? /cc: @raffi @peterseibel…
Nov 5, 2017 2:25 PM
@heyjoshua @sparhawk @heymathison https://t.co/JRvmoQuUoS
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Nov 5, 2017 1:52 PM
Welp. The 3.5yo is up at "5:30". We really must put an end to #DaylightSavingsTime. It’s a pointless ritual.
Nov 5, 2017 1:33 PM
RT @Acosta: Trump to reporters on AF1: "the reason our stock market is so successful is because of me. I’ve always been great with money"
Nov 5, 2017 1:28 PM
RT @volyx: Крист рассказал как все становится лучше с Граалем, а потом добавил, что возможно это все из-за скалы.Ну вот( #twittervmteam #jo…
Nov 5, 2017 4:17 AM
RT @flyosity: Just like my kids yelling DON’T LOOK IN THE CLOSET when we play hide and seek, and they’re hiding in the closet. https://t.co…
Nov 5, 2017 4:01 AM
First as tragedy of the commons, second as farce of the commons.
Nov 5, 2017 2:59 AM
RT @john_overholt: I would like to watch a supercut of British TV presenters saying all the syllables in "medieval".
Nov 5, 2017 2:45 AM
A San Francisco cityscape shot from Walter Haas playground on a lovely fall evening. https://t.co/3SB7ATue5C
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Nov 5, 2017 2:40 AM
RT @AptTherapy: "Astiankuivauskaappi" is the Finnish Kitchen Staple You'll Wish You Had at Home https://t.co/bn5pr63me3 https://t.co/hCbW5i…
Nov 5, 2017 2:39 AM
RT @carljackmiller: Every single New York Times front page since 1852. Look at the growth of pictures in news. (h/t Josh Begley). https://…
Nov 4, 2017 9:24 PM
@Disney @pgarg The highlight of the visit was the Eyvind Earle exhibit. Mind-blowing paintings and illustrations. Check it out if you can! …
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Nov 4, 2017 9:17 PM
Neat trip to the @Disney Family Museum over in the Presidio this afternoon. https://t.co/ZLU9BVbPh3
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Nov 4, 2017 5:14 PM
RT @AoDespair: I confess that nothing in the past year and a half prepared me for this kind of weaponized imbecility. https://t.co/n7mTZDZd…
Nov 4, 2017 5:07 PM
@msilver @wolfenstein 🎶 I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch! You better think about it baby🎶-what? Oh, I see. You meant *that* “Where Eagles …
Nov 4, 2017 4:58 AM
RT @stalman: The #iPhoneX face mapping is so much crazier than just unlocking your phone App: @MeasureKit https://t.co/xYUlTQAD5X
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Nov 4, 2017 4:46 AM
RT @prchovanec: What a dangerous buffoon. https://t.co/IlIso80M7K
Nov 4, 2017 4:42 AM
RT @istaqsinaibot: @ianisqatsibot https://t.co/54aT2RGtrc
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Nov 4, 2017 4:41 AM
RT @ftrain: #archivepix https://t.co/BMREB7NpE9
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Nov 4, 2017 4:27 AM
RT @Pinboard: We need to get to the bottom of what happened between Dukakis and Gore before the party can move on
Nov 4, 2017 4:24 AM
RT @common: There’s no amount of TDs & rings that would allowed you to change the world and affect people the way U have. Happy Born Day @…
Nov 4, 2017 4:23 AM
RT @mrmedina: Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted In one moment Would you capture Or just let i…
Nov 4, 2017 4:15 AM
@sarahmei I know I’ve said this already, but as far as BigCos go, @salesforce is an amazing place to work. /cc: @kshkuratoff @amolweb @kris…
Nov 4, 2017 4:07 AM
@jvreeland26 I’m looking forward to our next 1:1.
Nov 4, 2017 4:06 AM
@thekevincrane Hey, best of luck in whatever comes next! Hope you stay on Twitter as a MAU/DAU. Been a privilege working with you.
Nov 4, 2017 1:58 AM
@EAEO I’m here for it.
Nov 3, 2017 7:16 PM
RT @businessinsider: Republicans just introduced bill to remove special counsel Mueller from the Trump-Russia investigation https://t.co/sr…
Nov 3, 2017 7:12 PM
@RepMattGaetz @replouiegohmert @RepAndyBiggsAZ How does this serve the interests of the American people? This is crazy. Anti-American and c…
Nov 3, 2017 6:53 PM
RT @dancow: Journalism life pro-tip: Each time you publish online: - Take screenshot - Save page in browser - Use @internetarchive snapshot…
Nov 3, 2017 6:19 PM
RT @laurenduca: Things that are true at the same time: 1) Sarah Huckabee Sanders is an unabashed enemy of the truth 2) This profile of her…
Nov 3, 2017 4:31 PM
RT @ASlavitt: BREAKING: A hostage-taking version of CHIP just passed House. It would be paid 4 by 700k low-income ppl losing their insuran…
Nov 3, 2017 4:20 PM
RT @ChrisMurphyCT: The state of the American Presidency defined. A racial slur and a threat to jail a political opponent all in 140 charact…
Nov 3, 2017 3:54 PM
RT @page88: Awesome idea for revised Twitter TOS: US presidents can tweet with abandon, 280 chars. But must be under oath.
Nov 3, 2017 5:53 AM
RT @robertloerzel: Condé Nast to Cease Teen Vogue in Print, Cut 80 Jobs and Lower Mag Frequencies https://t.co/Uyio8QH67I via @wwd
Nov 3, 2017 4:49 AM
RT @shoomlah: A Fallen Harvest, my piece for the Swarm show at @lightgreyartlab tonight. She collected those just for you. #lgalswarm #ligh…
Nov 3, 2017 4:43 AM
RT @DropTheMicTBS: Neither party held back. If you missed the @ParkRandall vs @VanderJames #DropTheMic episode, check out the full battle n…
Nov 3, 2017 4:06 AM
RT @hakique: Someone's kid. Someone in pain. Someone whose life's hard. Someone who doesn't feel like drinking alcohol. Someone you know.…
Nov 3, 2017 3:59 AM
@zmanji “Clown car”, Zameer. It’s a “clown *car*”.
Nov 3, 2017 2:07 AM
RT @TwitterGov: Through our investigation we have learned that this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the emp…
Nov 3, 2017 1:42 AM
@jef_poskanzer What’s the biking communities take on human-powered push skateboards in bike lanes?
Nov 3, 2017 12:13 AM
RT @TwitterGov: Earlier today @realdonaldtrump’s account was inadvertently deactivated due to human error by a Twitter employee. The accoun…
Nov 2, 2017 11:22 PM
RT @electrolemon: THERAPIST: if his twitter going away made you happy, why not just leave twitter ME: [mentally drafting a tweet re: this e…
Nov 2, 2017 8:55 PM
RT @melvillehouse: Amazing but true: we've got three, count 'em three, staff positions to fill. This is it, people. This is your moment. ht…
Nov 2, 2017 8:03 PM
RT @CNNSitRoom: BREAKING: Jared Kushner’s team has turned over documents to the special counsel's team in the Russia investigation https://…
Nov 2, 2017 7:54 PM
RT @Alliancemag: #New: @fluxxlabs Jason Ricci on the paradigm shift of future tech infrastructure within philanthropy https://t.co/5t5aiH28…
Nov 2, 2017 7:43 PM
Trump's Dept. of Agriculture pick withdraws from consideration amidst allegations that he is actually Ned Beatty. https://t.co/lW2fRcwUuN
Nov 2, 2017 7:27 PM
RT @tomcoates: Proposal: Platform Integrity team at Twitter. Accept and own role as de facto internet public space. Understand that public…
Nov 2, 2017 7:10 PM
RT @john_overholt: I wish I could make notes why I blocked people, like "Mostly tweets about typography but thinks both sides were to blame…
Nov 2, 2017 5:57 PM
This cover deserves a Pulitzer. https://t.co/G6AKclOnwU
Nov 2, 2017 5:56 PM
"'The fish rots from the head,' he reminds." https://t.co/6JmY4EnOs5
Nov 2, 2017 5:17 AM
RT @ChaseMit: Congratulations to the LA Dodgers for successfully avoiding having to meet the president
Nov 2, 2017 4:20 AM
RT @NTarnopolsky: Trump seems genuinely unaware if the forms & procedures of US justice https://t.co/kpyiCR6CoW
Nov 2, 2017 2:57 AM
My profound baseball insight of the evening: this Kershaw fellow is a pretty good pitcher. #WorldSeries
Nov 2, 2017 2:31 AM
Watching #WorldSeriesGame7: *@Dodgers line a base hit through the @astros’s SS* Me: "Oh fuck!" 3.5yo: "What did you say 'fuck' to?”
Nov 2, 2017 2:21 AM
@realDonaldTrump Enough with this racist bullshit you fear-mongering asshat.
Nov 2, 2017 1:25 AM
That was a long two innings. #WorldSeries
Nov 1, 2017 7:36 PM
RT @mgsiegler: And, of course neuters third-party apps from filling the void https://t.co/Q0lW0NwctJ
Nov 1, 2017 7:36 PM
RT @mgsiegler: Apple made a separate “Radio” app for WatchOS 4.1 (really just a part of Apple Music) but no Podcast app. This makes sense h…
Nov 1, 2017 7:07 PM
These are horrifying words to hear from the President of the United States. https://t.co/pyP39M7scL
Nov 1, 2017 7:06 PM
RT @anamariecox: Extremely democractic. Very regular. https://t.co/Y945Tk4tz5
Nov 1, 2017 6:55 PM
RT @AP: BREAKING: NPR News Chief Michael Oreskes says he's resigning following sexual harassment allegations.
Nov 1, 2017 5:16 PM
@ningwangsf https://t.co/rZn83uFZ3z
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Nov 1, 2017 4:45 PM
@sarahmei As far as big companies go, @salesforce was the best one that I've worked for. There are some really great folks there.
Nov 1, 2017 2:00 PM
RT @samstein: Days after Las Vegas, WH said it was “too soon” to talk legislative response Morning after NYC, Trump has pinpointed immigra…
Nov 1, 2017 2:29 AM
#HappyHalloween https://t.co/cMde73v1sg
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Nov 1, 2017 12:11 AM
RT @DonaldJTrumpJr: I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her…