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Jul 31, 2017 8:42 PM
@c0ngwang The article provides a useful list of who we have to rob in the event of civilization's collapse.
Jul 31, 2017 8:14 PM
RT @SFBART: Our Market Street entrances will soon be protected from misuse and weather under these gorgeous modern canopies! https://t.co…
Jul 31, 2017 6:45 PM
RT @KarenAttiah: SCREWED THE MOOCH
Jul 31, 2017 6:42 PM
RT @nytimes: Breaking News: President Trump has decided to remove Anthony Scaramucci from his position as communications director https://t…
Jul 31, 2017 6:38 PM
OH: "the networking gear just sits there, consuming power, like a parasite" /cc: @jenniferfraser @sengstrom
Jul 31, 2017 2:59 PM
Wife (looking at Twitter on her phone): WTF's the point of your bot again? I don't get it. Me: which bot? Wife: *throws her phone at me*
Jul 31, 2017 2:43 PM
@44 @Forbes I know, right? It's like an anti-growth hack. They must lose so much traffic at the top of the funnel.
Jul 31, 2017 2:41 PM
@NadiehBremer Very cool...reminds me of these: https://t.co/7XMjSCmRqa
Jul 31, 2017 2:33 PM
@heyjoshua @ianisqatsibot Yeah, I was just noticing that. 🤔
Jul 31, 2017 6:36 AM
@jmsSanFran @samschowder @leosoysterbar Sure, but at least Sam's made the list at No. 24. :-)
Jul 31, 2017 6:34 AM
"the group of 4 final candidates being considered are all men" How is @Padmasree not the front-runner for this gig? https://t.co/uY328cHgRb
Jul 31, 2017 6:17 AM
@jmsSanFran I feel like SF can claim @samschowder as well, no?
Jul 31, 2017 6:07 AM
@TomiLahren They willingly put themselves on the line for our country. Who the fuck would even ask this question.
Jul 31, 2017 5:56 AM
@kf @lenazun @kelliotttt Nothing but fog and sweaters here in my specific SF microclimate. I hear it's pretty warm elsewhere in the Bay Are…
Jul 31, 2017 5:50 AM
@crsy Congrats!!!
Jul 31, 2017 5:47 AM
"The Art of Exploiting Heap Overflow" (part 1 of N) by Twitter's @c0ngwang https://t.co/9bB1p3DYDG
Jul 31, 2017 5:03 AM
@FoxNews @POTUS Fuck you for promoting this propaganda you colluding traitors.
Jul 31, 2017 4:56 AM
This tweet was inspired by this gem of @flangy's. https://t.co/ii2F3oQ0Ro
Jul 31, 2017 4:54 AM
What idiot called it "facepalm.gif" instead of "Hoist in your own Picard". https://t.co/YIBT3CiFwa
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Jul 31, 2017 4:53 AM
@flangy Gonna have to appropriate this inspiring tweet.
Jul 31, 2017 4:48 AM
RT @zmanji: @shatil I'm on team open standard.
Jul 31, 2017 4:45 AM
As the former webmaster of the Adler Planetarium I hereby endorse this amazing video. /cc:@AdlerPlanet https://t.co/JfMTnbwTce
Jul 31, 2017 4:41 AM
RT @madhava: Emoji movie sequel ideas: - the unread inbox badge movie - the ads for thing you just bought movie - two spaces after a period…
Jul 31, 2017 4:38 AM
RT @tweetsauce: https://t.co/YumYOPtPhD
Jul 31, 2017 4:14 AM
RT @RWPUSA: Danger signs in any presidency: lots of generals in civilian posts, authoritarian rhetoric, disdain for judges. Bigger risk in…
Jul 31, 2017 3:54 AM
@bfd Bean Apex Survivor https://t.co/zbY8C0V78R
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Jul 31, 2017 3:36 AM
RT @Reuters: Putin bans VPNs to stop Russians accessing prohibited websites https://t.co/3xMzXdvsTO https://t.co/ev4NpxGBsJ
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Jul 31, 2017 3:21 AM
@SParSuperStar Thanks for being an awesome colleague...our teams wouldn't be as awesome without your work.
Jul 31, 2017 2:51 AM
RT @btochterman: Non-rhetorical semi-serious Q: how many used car salesmen are in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
Jul 31, 2017 2:30 AM
@networkjanitor My problems with Source start waaay before I have to start building something. ;-)
Jul 31, 2017 1:38 AM
@benj_fry @javawithjiva Hah, they don't let me write code these days...not even Scala.
Jul 31, 2017 1:14 AM
@javawithjiva Perhaps, though it's probably OK as I suspect there is no overlap between "people who use Siri" and "people who use scalac".
Jul 31, 2017 12:30 AM
TIL: I accidentally clicked on the Siri widget in the macOS menubar and it paused my laptop fan as it waited for voice input.
Jul 30, 2017 10:50 PM
RT @pt: The case against private prisons in one tweet. https://t.co/NPoeFVSeT2
Jul 30, 2017 9:46 PM
@thomaswue @retronym You can chat with @ysr1729 about Twitter's experiences with Graal. He's not presenting, but will be attending JVMLS.
Jul 30, 2017 3:43 PM
RT @SmoopleWasTaken: Is there a New York Times daily mini crossword racing league
Jul 30, 2017 3:35 PM
@olix0r 1) 🤘🏻 2) Nice.
Jul 30, 2017 3:35 PM
@secretasianman Actually hell sounds like the CD soundtrack of your child's Fisher-Price© toys playing on repeat on the car stereo while yo…
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Jul 30, 2017 3:20 PM
RT @anamariecox: These motherfuckers. https://t.co/6FKM4H1kJA
Jul 30, 2017 3:13 PM
Every time I have to listen to the "Thomas & Friends" theme song I pretend it's an outtake or b-side from Pink Floyd's "The Wall".
Jul 30, 2017 3:07 PM
RT @npseaver: well, this is the most coherent bot philosophy I've seen come out of a bot https://t.co/IfHmYz72vn
Jul 30, 2017 3:06 PM
"Time is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again...forever." https://t.co/6tXAEkSxIF
Jul 30, 2017 2:14 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A Twitter notification that reads: "Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) is popular on Twitter. Follow them for the lates…
Jul 30, 2017 4:42 AM
@EAEO @jhamlett Valyrian slick
Jul 30, 2017 3:57 AM
@MikeIsaac @shinypb Nah, that's just a driver for @lyft's new Econo service offering.
Jul 30, 2017 3:06 AM
RT @chrislhayes: Well this seems worth looking into. https://t.co/OLW71StFaG
Jul 30, 2017 3:06 AM
RT @aedwardslevy: PRIEBUSLY, IN THE WEST WING
Jul 29, 2017 11:21 PM
Theory: Trump doesn't know the rest of us can see his Tweets and he thinks he is DM'ing the friend who installed Twitter for him years ago.…
Jul 29, 2017 8:53 PM
@TonyPrintezis relevant to your interests https://t.co/q4LGKhOejN
Jul 29, 2017 5:37 PM
RT @Spotify: ReplyAll, the podcast, is now on Spotify. https://t.co/AGD0Ku5RZx https://t.co/TY2SNXzUc8
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Jul 28, 2017 11:41 PM
@raffi A CRISPR in the crisper, eh?
Jul 28, 2017 11:20 PM
RT @toddpruzan: I realize democracy is imperfect. But it's hard to overstate how stressful it is sometimes to be represented by stupid peop…
Jul 28, 2017 8:56 PM
RT @NPR: President Trump says he has named Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly as White House chief of staff https://t.co/OpR4gXrTuk
Jul 28, 2017 8:56 PM
Oh, and the *incredible* danger they present to our nation and it's people. But other than that, so many sad stories of broken humans.
Jul 28, 2017 8:55 PM
The people around Trump are almost sympathetically tragic figures. I mean if it wasn't for their racism, bigotry, and petty despotism. http…
Jul 28, 2017 4:11 PM
RT @ryanbeckwith: Here’s the thing about 2017, I can’t even type “c-ck” because there are two words I might mean.
Jul 28, 2017 4:11 PM
RT @chrislhayes: I've lost track of the number of times we've had news stories and quotes that almost feel like HR violations just to discu…
Jul 28, 2017 4:10 PM
RT @iglvzx: They are saying the quiet part out loud again. https://t.co/KCVq1qVCln
Jul 28, 2017 4:08 PM
RT @Pinboard: I think the writers rushed the ending of the medical care thing so they could get back to the North Korea subplot
Jul 28, 2017 6:27 AM
Here we go... https://t.co/sqbXysUlqH
Jul 28, 2017 6:19 AM
RT @ysr1729: @igb Republicans can only drink covfefe -- except perhaps Collins, McCain and Murkowski.
Jul 28, 2017 6:05 AM
Twitter is pretty much a call-in talk show or an audience Q&A session but with a wonderful and perfect 140-character limit.
Jul 28, 2017 6:00 AM
RT @burritojustice: oh god here come the phone calls on C-SPAN
Jul 28, 2017 5:56 AM
RT @StarleeKine: Same time tomorrow night?
Jul 28, 2017 5:53 AM
Are you allowed to drink coffee on the floor of the Senate?
Jul 28, 2017 5:44 AM
Our ideas, Mitch? Our ideas?! You wanna hear "our ideas"? Our ideas are pretty much "not nihilism".
Jul 28, 2017 5:41 AM
@TonyPrintezis FUCK. YOU. MITCH.
Jul 28, 2017 5:40 AM
Fuck you Mitch.
Jul 28, 2017 5:38 AM
RT @SaraLang: McCain did the right thing, but more importantly, Collins and Murkowski have been doing the right thing all along.
Jul 28, 2017 5:37 AM
RT @BiasToYes: not this time
Jul 28, 2017 5:36 AM
RT @ashleyfeinberg: i also vote no fwiw
Jul 28, 2017 5:36 AM
"Senators voting in the affirmative" is my Arya's list.
Jul 28, 2017 5:31 AM
RT @Bencjacobs: McCain votes no!
Jul 28, 2017 5:23 AM
RT @anamariecox: 👀 https://t.co/XNEC56LsOv
Jul 28, 2017 5:23 AM
RT @greenberg: Me right now https://t.co/KitWjET0gM
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Jul 28, 2017 5:22 AM
RT @AARPadvocates: Doesnt matter if it's at 5 AM. AARP will remember how you vote and report it back to our 38 million members. #VoteNO
Jul 28, 2017 5:20 AM
RT @anamariecox: Is it really possible they don’t have the votes?
Jul 28, 2017 5:17 AM
@anshublog Too soon.
Jul 28, 2017 5:15 AM
RT @TerningTheTable: Female Engineers: @Square is looking for a Product Design Intern! Apply today.. https://t.co/niRlMdMmCM
Jul 28, 2017 5:15 AM
RT @chrislhayes: Just spitballing here, but maybe get the President to work the floor, tell McCain how much he loves people who haven't bee…
Jul 28, 2017 5:03 AM
RT @seldo: Why is the whole nation awake hoping 3 people find the decency not to throw millions into poverty and death? Why did we build th…
Jul 28, 2017 4:42 AM
Life is what happens between episodes of hot rage at the cruel, heartless actions our foolish President and the craven Republican majority.
Jul 28, 2017 4:34 AM
@jennschiffer To be clear, by "them" I meant "Steely Dan", not "most programmers".
Jul 28, 2017 4:30 AM
@jennschiffer I like to think of them as "The Beatles of America".
Jul 28, 2017 4:24 AM
RT @aliranger29: @SenatorEnzi Look, we all agree that the ACA needs to be fixed. A midnight vote on a death spiral Trojan horse is not the…
Jul 28, 2017 4:00 AM
Nice! @pgarg came back from her Seattle trip with a copy of the new Afghan Whigs record on vinyl. Love that @SeaTacAirport @subpop shop! h…
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Jul 28, 2017 3:18 AM
RT @ASlavitt: BREAKING: CBO Score is out! Premiums will be 20% higher in EVERY year 2018-2026 under Senate Freedom bill. https://t.co/aUF1…
Jul 28, 2017 2:53 AM
RT @SenBobCasey: Sec 101 in this scheme. Your premiums go up 20% https://t.co/lzy5czwGYh
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Jul 28, 2017 2:38 AM
RT @jonnysun: man says, "im sad" "simple" says doc, "this clown scaramucci's in the new yorker. read it & laugh" "but doc" says the man "…i…
Jul 28, 2017 2:36 AM
RT @dansinker: This is completely insane https://t.co/s2SFulCUqR
Jul 28, 2017 12:12 AM
This. https://t.co/xrckeSeDok
Jul 28, 2017 12:10 AM
RT @JoelNihlean: This is what a broken political system looks like. https://t.co/n8dmCViscX
Jul 27, 2017 10:39 PM
@RyanLizza @NewYorker It seems to be legit. Wow. The mix of stupidity and depravity demonstrated by this administration is staggering. htt…
Jul 27, 2017 10:36 PM
@Scaramucci @realDonaldTrump Obscenities aside (taking your response as confirmation that the @NewYorker's account is accurate) you've show…
Jul 27, 2017 9:49 PM
RT @rembert: there are 167,000 people that can DM @Scaramucci right now, this is the only gift this White House has given us
Jul 27, 2017 9:41 PM
RT @awilkinson: "Here's the numbers I used to win the lottery" –Entrepreneurs giving advice
Jul 27, 2017 9:33 PM
RT @GonzoHacker: So what's your role in the Administration exactly? I'm here to appear crazier than the president
Jul 27, 2017 9:28 PM
This...this has to have been a prank call. Or satire. There's no way this is real, right? @RyanLizza? @NewYorker? https://t.co/cY1nHSugiA
Jul 27, 2017 9:19 PM
RT @ysr1729: Two fruit salad bowls, one serving spoon. #UnbalancedSystem #QueueingTheory #Optimize https://t.co/XBJYYUhEF9
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Jul 27, 2017 8:58 PM
RT @firepile: This is why no one likes you, Wisconsin. This and Scott Walker. And Paul Ryan. But a lot of it is this. https://t.co/TOvyCnIk…
Jul 27, 2017 7:47 PM
TIL: "wye" https://t.co/hkkkJZLELc
Jul 27, 2017 7:20 PM
RT @notstevenwhite: Report that the Navy isn't yet changing policies regarding transgender sailors reminds me of how different branches dea…
Jul 27, 2017 5:55 PM
@longwall26 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Trump Mar'lago wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Jul 27, 2017 2:04 PM
RT @BrandyLJensen: sort of feel like Scaramucci can't be real and that some version of him has appeared throughout history to herald the en…
Jul 27, 2017 5:21 AM
RT @TheOnion: Report: Bots Now Make Up 22% Of Twitter Executives https://t.co/eSXZBFhSO5 https://t.co/cjjU3NU07U
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Jul 27, 2017 4:47 AM
RT @mayoredlee: #SF shines brightly in solidarity w/ all the transgender people who have courageously served in the US Military. #TransRig…
Jul 27, 2017 4:41 AM
RT @tinselman: JUST took a long look at a jet-blast-warning sign and realized I drew part of it! Oh Atrus!! And I thought I knew you! What…
Jul 27, 2017 4:26 AM
RT @JoeBiden: Every patriotic American who is qualified to serve in our military should be able to serve. Full stop.
Jul 27, 2017 2:37 AM
RT @sharonw: I'll match your donations up to $1000 and file for employer match. DM me a screenshot of your receipt and your donation will g…
Jul 27, 2017 1:53 AM
RT @tmbg: Hey Twitter Alexa: why does the money in Goodfellas look so fake? Is there some reason you can't use real $ in a movie?
Jul 26, 2017 10:35 PM
@joep @zmanji @ctrezzo @mazdakh @ndwns None of us are truly innocent.
Jul 26, 2017 10:20 PM
@zmanji @joep @ctrezzo @mazdakh @ndwns Oh, I did that a while ago. No, this is something much worse and Hadoop-specific.
Jul 26, 2017 10:04 PM
@joep @ctrezzo I'm just creating cowpaths for the features that don't exist in our platform yet. /cc: @mazdakh @ndwns
Jul 26, 2017 9:09 PM
À la recherche du temps perdu avec @ddb et @dekker. A textual description of some timeline serendipity that occurred back in 2016. https://…
Jul 26, 2017 8:20 PM
RT @JimLangevin: It’s my hope that schools will follow @RISD's lead to incorporate art & design into informal #STEM ed prgms. #STEAM https:…
Jul 26, 2017 7:52 PM
RT @jack: Discrimination in any form is wrong for all of us #LetThemServe https://t.co/3cxL0fNdbv
Jul 26, 2017 4:43 PM
@jaberant Priorities. Also as a Twitter employee I gotta meet my engagement numbers for the month.
Jul 26, 2017 3:47 PM
@JustANguyen Red. So very red.
Jul 26, 2017 3:32 PM
Wife's on a business trip and has taken our phone chargers with her. The 3yo isn't exactly helping get herself ready. We're out of coffee.
Jul 26, 2017 2:51 PM
RT @StanParkford: SF is suffering from high retail vacancy rate – is it "high-rent blight"? #vacancy #vacantstorefronts https://t.co/1ONhX6…
Jul 26, 2017 2:40 PM
Shameful and un-American. Time to put our money where our outrage is and support candidates who can help stop him. https://t.co/qJj7MiFAyZ …
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Jul 26, 2017 2:17 PM
@anamariecox @jonlovett @TVietor08 @danpfeiffer @jonfavs Stickers would be great too.
Jul 26, 2017 2:16 PM
RT @ACLU: Today is a setback in the march towards justice. https://t.co/KmMoU1ThFX
Jul 26, 2017 2:05 PM
RT @ACLU: Thousands of trans service-members on the front lines deserve better from their commander-in-chief, @realDonaldTrump. Contact the…
Jul 26, 2017 2:04 PM
RT @anamariecox: Oh I have outrage to spare. https://t.co/SFNPS332ih
Jul 26, 2017 5:25 AM
@peterhartlaub Seriously. https://t.co/p5w0uXYEhY
Jul 26, 2017 3:32 AM
@gascasf It's a compulsion, really. Can't help it.
Jul 26, 2017 1:47 AM
RT @Pinboard: There’s a small part of John McCain that I admire, but they’re trying to kill it with radiation
Jul 26, 2017 1:41 AM
Live: Senate Vote on Obamacare Repeal Proposal - The New York Times https://t.co/tjHcswxDvB
Jul 25, 2017 11:13 PM
RT @NodeSummit: Technology is a means to make products possible - @pgarg @DocuSign - #nodejs decision was based on product goals.
Jul 25, 2017 11:12 PM
RT @javascriptstack: Pic ur tech-stack battles wisely! ;-) Great talk by @pgarg about rightsizing ur #NodeJs investment, at #NodeSummit Day…
Jul 25, 2017 8:47 PM
All of a sudden modules are no longer the most controversial feature of Java 9. https://t.co/GzI1L0WUNQ
Jul 25, 2017 7:40 PM
RT @miguelrios: And Puerto Rico’s… https://t.co/dSy9xU6N1t
Jul 25, 2017 7:34 PM
RT @GOP_Rates: This is @SenJohnMcCain. Cut him a break, he's old and he gets confused sometimes. Still, pretty evil, -12/10. https://t.co/2…
Jul 25, 2017 7:31 PM
Current status: repeatedly rage-refreshing my Twitter timeline.
Jul 25, 2017 7:28 PM
RT @anamariecox: I don’t wish bad things for McCain. My prayer is that he survives to regret maybe try to redeem what I think he allowed to…
Jul 25, 2017 7:23 PM
https://t.co/cGXlKTDflJ
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Jul 25, 2017 7:21 PM
RT @igorbobic: “Let's return to regular order,” McCain says, moments after voting for motion to proceed to mystery bill
Jul 25, 2017 2:51 PM
@sama Maybe instead of subsidizing $400 juice machines, VCs should be building housing at scale to take advantage of the lopsided market?
Jul 25, 2017 2:48 PM
@sama You could, for instance, BUILD MORE HOUSING instead of sponsoring legislation that targets "foreigners".
Jul 25, 2017 2:37 PM
@sama Sam, I don't think you have thought this through. There are less xenophobic approaches to freeing up housing supply. https://t.co/X8B…
Jul 25, 2017 2:23 PM
RT @micheal: such constraints automatically marginalizes folks who genuinely want to immigrate (given citizenship takes decades if not year…
Jul 25, 2017 2:23 PM
RT @micheal: Disappointing to see how this proposal naively presents folks who are exploiting the system with/as "foreigners" https://t.co/…
Jul 25, 2017 2:15 PM
@mazdakh @NodeSummit @pgarg Indeed! She'd make a great CTO. :-)
Jul 25, 2017 2:08 PM
RT @KalvinMacleod: WIFE: we're at a nice restaurant so behave ME: ok WAITER: this is our tasting menu ME: WAITER: WIFE: go ahead ME: *tenta…
Jul 25, 2017 2:00 PM
RT @NodeSummit: DayZero sessions at #NodeSummit will be fantastic. Kudos to @the_jsf @nodesource @joyent for making these happen! https:…
Jul 25, 2017 2:00 PM
If you are at @NodeSummit today, check out @pgarg's talk on "Right-Sizing Your Node Investment" #NodeSummit https://t.co/owSkSxrC7n
Jul 25, 2017 5:45 AM
RT @ArunChaud: Candidate for the TX7th, @lcmoser. New Deal Democrat, not a jerk about it. #sloganaudition #tx7 #midterms https://t.co/eq3xU…
Jul 25, 2017 5:29 AM
RT @pt: There was no money in it. https://t.co/WAeL5XN3xQ
Jul 25, 2017 5:14 AM
RT @BrendanNyhan: The president is threatening the tax status of a company b/c its CEO owns a media org that is critical of him. What count…
Jul 25, 2017 3:33 AM
@davidjrusek Nah, we just need to do a better job communicating what we are doing.
Jul 25, 2017 3:10 AM
@davidjrusek @enbnt It was for a while. @psharpe, @_RohitChauhan_ , @stumpf and @zygen resurrected it last year and updated it to match cur…
Jul 25, 2017 2:46 AM
RT @anamariecox: How would this even work? https://t.co/V6mT1DC3hS
Jul 25, 2017 2:21 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A giant wooden hand, propped up over a sidewalk gives a thumbs down. Visible in the background is the Twitter building a…
Jul 25, 2017 2:01 AM
RT @StephenVanasco: Above it. https://t.co/nDXbsnQ4zi
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Jul 25, 2017 12:38 AM
RT @mattmfm: People who were Boy Scouts as a kid: - Barack Obama - GWB - Bill Clinton People who were not: - Donald Trump https://t.co…
Jul 25, 2017 12:37 AM
RT @wpjenna: The Boy Scouts of America are now booing Hillary Clinton as President Trump recounts his Michigan strategy and the election re…
Jul 24, 2017 10:13 PM
RT @GalaxyKate: Apropos of absolutely nothing, are there twitterbot/chatbot competitons? (not the turing bs, like the IGF or Webbys for…
Jul 24, 2017 3:05 PM
RT @BraddJaffy: The President of the United States is openly calling on the Justice Dept. to investigate his political opponent. Take that…
Jul 24, 2017 5:24 AM
Steely Dan was The Beatles of America https://t.co/XHZ2i1CwlF
Jul 24, 2017 4:54 AM
"...and in the sewers of NYC one summer when all of our friends did 'C.H.U.D.'..." https://t.co/ossfdz9ZJP
Jul 24, 2017 4:34 AM
RT @PaulBegala: We have a President who trusts the Russian dictator over the men and women who devote their lives - and risk them - to brin…
Jul 24, 2017 4:16 AM
@LanaKay11 pretty sure you are a bot (or the call-center meatspace equivalent). Thoughts?
Jul 24, 2017 3:57 AM
@timesinsider @BrendaScheer @nytimes Wait, is this a thing? How many more subscriptions do I need to purchase in order to make this happen?…
Jul 24, 2017 3:34 AM
@prchovanec In trying times like this we must turn to Science Fiction for solace and puns. "The Spicer Must Go" https://t.co/DFCCtERkT1
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Jul 24, 2017 3:29 AM
RT @ChristopherJM: "Rexit" https://t.co/5QNR4PnvSE
Jul 24, 2017 12:03 AM
Literally reading an article in the Sunday NYT describing Trump's use of the "Amazon Washington Post" appellation when this tweet arrived. …
Jul 23, 2017 9:53 PM
@davidjrusek ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ still sounds better than an open-office plan
Jul 23, 2017 8:39 PM
This fucken guy. He's the very idea of "leadership's opposite" manifest in human form. https://t.co/WWYwC7MB6y
Jul 23, 2017 8:12 PM
@realDonaldTrump I don't understand this sentence. I understand based on your previous tweets the sentiment you are trying to convey. This …
Jul 23, 2017 8:09 PM
@TheRickWilson @ClaraJeffery With this clown-car of asshattery that we call an administration it's demonstrated over and over that we haven…
Jul 23, 2017 8:06 PM
RT @baratunde: We have a bad president.
Jul 23, 2017 6:38 PM
@mazdakh @marsanfra @jenniferfraser @jimcarrig @vishnuchallam @taylorleese @sengstrom @razb0x @thinkingfish @derekalyon @ndwns @yogstr @cht…
Jul 23, 2017 3:43 PM
RT @GreatDismal: Trucks nuts are most perfectly iconic representation of the current administration
Jul 23, 2017 4:13 AM
RT @therealadam: New White House comms director can’t exit out of vi either. https://t.co/ouJBe2xbkh
Jul 23, 2017 4:08 AM
@0xcdc Such a great movie. (and a great analogy!)
Jul 23, 2017 3:41 AM
Some San Franciso sunset serendipity in my timeline right now courtesy of @wickman and @philogb. https://t.co/haTXLRAWRE
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Jul 23, 2017 2:44 AM
@mikeindustries @mkruz @gracie Too be fair, it may be that I'm just getting older and clumsier.
Jul 23, 2017 2:44 AM
@mikeindustries @mkruz @gracie Totally subjective and qualitative, but I *feel* like I click on the wrong target more since Edge and the co…
Jul 23, 2017 2:13 AM
@mkruz @gracie this x1000...I love a lot of Edge, but the taps on tweets, profiles, etc. are *so* difficult now https://t.co/LngduLG2NU
Jul 23, 2017 2:10 AM
RT @_ElvishPresley_: Me: I'm sort of a chicken magnet Him: Don't you mean chick magn- *sounds of distant bawk-bawking* Me: We have to g…
Jul 23, 2017 2:01 AM
@Carnage4Life @polotek @paulg ...taxes? Too much taxation may inhibit industry and innovation, but at present I don't think Google et al ar…
Jul 23, 2017 1:52 AM
RT @WorldLatinStar: 😂😩 Only In The Bronx you will see something like this 😂😂😩😩😩 #WORLDLATINSTAR.com https://t.co/9Q1Zf88HXB
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Jul 22, 2017 11:49 PM
@jimcarrig @mazdakh @marsanfra @jenniferfraser @vishnuchallam @taylorleese @sengstrom @razb0x @thinkingfish @derekalyon @ndwns @yogstr @cht…
Jul 22, 2017 10:16 PM
@mazdakh @marsanfra @jenniferfraser @vishnuchallam @taylorleese @sengstrom @razb0x @thinkingfish @derekalyon @jimcarrig @ndwns @yogstr @cht…
Jul 22, 2017 4:39 PM
RT @jamesshore: Do; or do not. There is no //TODO
Jul 22, 2017 4:39 PM
RT @WIRED: This man's wife gave him a locked safe as a gift. So he built safecracking robot. https://t.co/RDaeLt0wUu https://t.co/Dl5JqkajzX
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Jul 22, 2017 4:57 AM
@msilver I totally thought it was a riddle for your musically inclined friends to figure out what song it was.
Jul 22, 2017 4:56 AM
RT @ellievhall: Tweet like a reporter will never go through your tweets. https://t.co/UhRRWhFkd3
Jul 22, 2017 3:54 AM
@chorankates Oh. It's all starting to come back. Oh no. Oh my god. Fake ant. Fake. Ant. https://t.co/4HDAbOdTd3
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Jul 22, 2017 12:39 AM
@towns You can imagine my disappointment when I discovered in NHO that "Pants" was not shorthand for "Parallel Ants".
Jul 22, 2017 12:35 AM
RT @benthompson: Hiring is probably the single largest arbitrage opportunity available. Letting degrees/admissions committees make choices…
Jul 22, 2017 12:21 AM
RT @brianbeutler: "We draw the line at Lewandowski." https://t.co/uuatvRfvlM
Jul 21, 2017 9:26 PM
@TrumpsAlert @cmort @KidRock First as tragedy, then as farce, and finally as a reality TV circle-jerk.
Jul 21, 2017 9:08 PM
@ryanoneill My strongest and most compelling argument for Ant is that "I am familiar with it."
Jul 21, 2017 9:01 PM
My favorite build system is Ant.
Jul 21, 2017 8:51 PM
RT @firepile: Vestigial design https://t.co/ekqYtEH8XT
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Jul 21, 2017 4:43 PM
The collective noun for moles is "a Trump administration".
Jul 21, 2017 6:10 AM
@isaach Hah! I was busy photoshopping my response to your original post when you posted this. Same evocation for me too!
Jul 21, 2017 6:08 AM
@isaach https://t.co/fA6YvFDsRS
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Jul 21, 2017 4:27 AM
Uh...@pt? https://t.co/g94dWvpaQf
Jul 21, 2017 4:16 AM
@susanthesquark 1) In-ear digital thermometer. 2) Small plastic trash bags for the diaper bag so you can throw diapers away at friends hou…
Jul 21, 2017 4:01 AM
RT @jack: Our @terns mission: increase the number of women interning in tech by 50% https://t.co/caI48HDSgZ
Jul 21, 2017 2:15 AM
RT @bluechoochoo: @anildash Twitter re-enabling social graph access to Tumblr
Jul 20, 2017 11:35 PM
RT @ApacheAurora: It is now official. Paypal is using Apache Aurora https://t.co/mFdLQs5bcO
Jul 20, 2017 4:58 PM
Cool! @heyjoshua will be performing at #MesosCon in September. I've caught his act before, it's not to be missed. https://t.co/wOuYLFtLqI
Jul 20, 2017 4:44 PM
RT @ApacheMesos: Good News: the #MesosCon North America schedule is online! What talk are you looking forward to the most? https://t.co/don…
Jul 20, 2017 4:59 AM
RT @soozinbird: Believe in the power of us. Don't let them divide us and take away our kindness and humanity. #DemocratAndProud https://t.c…
Jul 20, 2017 3:01 AM
@laebshade @NuttySwiss I hear good things about this Twitter thing.
Jul 20, 2017 2:25 AM
RT @MobyLives: Blogger Makes Big Media Look Bad https://t.co/l0rSmv4Xbx
Jul 19, 2017 8:44 PM
RT @nytgraphics: 3 things Trump is already doing to 'let Obamacare fail.' https://t.co/A8zkmsnpCK https://t.co/OhaTfRzJYT
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Jul 19, 2017 8:43 PM
RT @CGdrawing: Jordan Grimmer https://t.co/uAxVsx2Jdd
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Jul 19, 2017 8:08 PM
@egd There's Big Ben...Parliament.
Jul 19, 2017 8:05 PM
@christhalinger This? https://t.co/Qb8sHYiHlY
Jul 19, 2017 8:05 PM
@christhalinger "In the mountains, an eagle, in the mountains is freedom above the Shahs" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jul 19, 2017 7:27 PM
Cool thing about listening to @steadycraig's solo albums at work is that by end of day you are completely drained of all feelings & emotion.
Jul 19, 2017 5:35 PM
@lcmoser If you don't live in Texas's seventh congressional district then you should donate to @lcmoser's campaign. https://t.co/EjZaS9ytCE
Jul 19, 2017 5:33 PM
If you live in Texas's 7th congressional district (western Houston) you should vote for @lcmoser. https://t.co/KcABBq3EXw
Jul 19, 2017 3:40 PM
@peterhartlaub @jasondashbailey +100 on that "Casino Royale" opener.
Jul 19, 2017 3:37 PM
RT @laurenduca: Is it coffee? https://t.co/6mTmzR8z5I
Jul 19, 2017 3:31 PM
RT @ifindkarma: Happiness is having a mission you believe in.
Jul 19, 2017 3:27 PM
RT @aweissman: So good https://t.co/jZxFhdV5sV
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Jul 19, 2017 3:26 PM
@aweissman That's a "Brillo-iant" idea.
Jul 19, 2017 1:51 PM
RT @anamariecox: So much same. https://t.co/dOokNmSRaK
Jul 19, 2017 6:49 AM
RT @heymichellelee: from left to right: me on twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin https://t.co/sLDFpPsgzk
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Jul 19, 2017 6:48 AM
RT @ColinPeters: Retweeted for Mike Pence's expression. https://t.co/pO6qzzkKsL
Jul 19, 2017 6:47 AM
RT @KenJennings: Julie Delpy in Before Sunrise is powerful evidence that everyone in 1995 dressed like Elaine Benes.
Jul 19, 2017 6:22 AM
@glcmguy https://t.co/puRGQCp6PR
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Jul 19, 2017 5:52 AM
RT @NewYorker: Today's daily cartoon by Ellis Rosen: https://t.co/tVU2yItQBQ https://t.co/U7R4rh1nEt
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Jul 19, 2017 5:45 AM
I had totally forgotten about the eMac until @NYTimesWordplay reminded me. https://t.co/mtl8qiIYea
Jul 19, 2017 4:15 AM
RT @skronked: pretty cool AT boarding tips by Erik Fountain. https://t.co/APqaQtzcEm
Jul 19, 2017 3:25 AM
RT @Subtweetg0d: Yo playing tag is a sport now, WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP?? https://t.co/6MOstYKukG
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Jul 19, 2017 2:25 AM
RT @mrbenwexler: Most people would’ve taken this meeting https://t.co/xSClmzyBHV
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Jul 19, 2017 2:23 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A giant fucking bat flying.
Jul 19, 2017 1:20 AM
@realDonaldTrump Ok, then what did you talk about? Why is there not an official log or record?
Jul 18, 2017 10:48 PM
@alexmk By my calculations we only need to impeach like 30 people in the chain of Presidential succession until we are out of this mess.
Jul 18, 2017 10:46 PM
@alexmk the fuck is wrong with these people?
Jul 18, 2017 10:45 PM
RT @cambridgemike: Diversity is just a metric, a number. Inclusion is a feeling, don't forget to make everyone feel welcome
Jul 18, 2017 10:44 PM
FFS https://t.co/sj8ciO3UrU
Jul 18, 2017 9:27 PM
RT @dougmccune: why does nobody make bathroom tiles of the Peirce quincuncial projection? https://t.co/L4yQKfKLMf https://t.co/tKetgVnhrM
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Jul 18, 2017 9:22 PM
RT @BobFranklinBART: Caltrans Highway Operations Control room. Super cool center focused on keeping traffic moving. https://t.co/a5pQCkOWsr
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Jul 18, 2017 7:31 PM
@realDonaldTrump I know you don't know what you are really saying, but FFS, this is gonna hurt a lot of people, many of whom are folks who …
Jul 18, 2017 6:58 PM
RT @nycsouthpaw: The guy took an oath to faithfully execute the laws but w/e https://t.co/M7y6pPc58P
Jul 18, 2017 6:54 PM
RT @DeathStarPR: The Emperor has never met a Sith Lord. Okay, he met one but it was no big deal. Fine, he is one, but so is almost everyone…
Jul 18, 2017 6:51 PM
RT @laurenduca: It's a fucking clown car of collusion https://t.co/2CpnBzq0RX
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Jul 18, 2017 5:28 PM
Me engaging with SF public transit on social media. https://t.co/RZT9VtE1ao
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Jul 18, 2017 5:13 PM
RT @NightValeRadio: Every time we press on our eyelids we see the messages written for us by beings we've long forgotten in a language we n…
Jul 18, 2017 5:06 PM
@heyjoshua @theatrus @McDonalds Twitter bot serendipity: https://t.co/8dhGsJy5Nb
Jul 18, 2017 3:42 PM
@SebGorka @WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump It's...it's two trucks and a boat. I'm not sure the word "wondrous" is appropriate here.
Jul 18, 2017 2:41 PM
RT @TerningTheTable: @heatherGrey_ is: #TerningTheTable because innovation and creativity thrives when women and men have the opportunity t…
Jul 18, 2017 6:08 AM
RT @ddiamond: Compare for yourself: How Obama made the case for his health plan eight years ago this week vs how Trump made his case today.…
Jul 18, 2017 4:23 AM
RT @MSwannMSFT: New fidget spinner for the office 🤓 https://t.co/l6fLqzKZoa
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Jul 18, 2017 4:19 AM
RT @Coudal: So much winning.
Jul 18, 2017 4:18 AM
RT @brucefalck: I am hiring lots of Ads Engineering talent onto my team at Twitter: https://t.co/iRJPUbZj2K (links to roles) Come join the…
Jul 18, 2017 3:58 AM
RT @JimDalrympleII: Senate Republicans' Health Care Bill Appears To Be Dead https://t.co/xB9J4At3hy via @pdmcleod
Jul 18, 2017 3:56 AM
RT @BrendanNyhan: Trump then keeps going back again & again with ill-conceived objections. Imagine this decision was about a war plan https…
Jul 18, 2017 3:56 AM
RT @BrendanNyhan: Deeply worrisome policy process - 55 minutes of hour meeting devoted to rant about policy all advisers say to keep https…
Jul 18, 2017 3:42 AM
RT @brandonschauer: The missing upper layers of every tech stack diagram https://t.co/dIXQldGjyz
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Jul 18, 2017 2:23 AM
@realDonaldTrump That seems like a bad idea that would be bad for our country. I'm starting to think you might be bad at being President.
Jul 18, 2017 2:13 AM
@heyjoshua @theatrus It's simply the greatest @McDonalds product ever. Here's a free marketing idea for you McFolks: sell this in the US a…
Jul 17, 2017 10:11 PM
RT @sfmta_muni: The 44 O'Shaughnessy has stops on Malta Drive and at Elk Street that will get you close to the rec center. https://t.co/xwb…
Jul 17, 2017 9:59 PM
RT @RecParkSF: Glen Park Rec Center is officially open to the public from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Mon-Sat for open gym on the basketball courts! S…
Jul 17, 2017 9:21 PM
Because there's a reporter named "Anthony Noto" I am able to cover the Shrekli legal proceedings while simultaneously checking $TWTR. https…
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Jul 17, 2017 6:50 PM
@mokomull I would honestly prefer 30 minutes of silent reading before opening things up for questions/jokes.
Jul 17, 2017 6:39 PM
@dschobel The robot rap is the lowest point IMO.
Jul 17, 2017 6:17 PM
@mokomull 😂
Jul 17, 2017 5:56 PM
Meetings based around presented/projected documents (as opposed to slide decks) are nightmares of human-intermediated collective scrolling.
Jul 17, 2017 4:52 PM
RT @igb: On Mondays the majority of my commute takes place between my front door and the point along my journey when I realize I don't have…
Jul 17, 2017 3:32 PM
@waferbaby Yeah, I got me *so* down.
Jul 17, 2017 3:26 PM
If Frank Black's "Headache" isn't playing during the closing credits of the "A Wrinkle In Time" movie then we, as a society, have failed.
Jul 17, 2017 3:13 PM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/0UZCfxALu4
Jul 17, 2017 3:04 PM
@jayholler Yes! There was *a lot* of swag. Marketing does not fuck around. https://t.co/Ap02Zn78VT
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Jul 17, 2017 2:30 PM
What's happening? https://t.co/sG0oeNjW2L
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Jul 17, 2017 6:09 AM
@seb_m_1234 @slyphon I'm down.
Jul 17, 2017 4:50 AM
RT @ryxnf: when i see “libertarian” in someone’s twitter bio vs when i realise it actually says “librarian” https://t.co/0LKxxgBJdD
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Jul 17, 2017 4:32 AM
@seb_m_1234 @slyphon Earlier is better for me too. Down for either one!
Jul 17, 2017 4:04 AM
@secretasianman "God bless the grass."
Jul 17, 2017 3:46 AM
The *real* hero of "Happy Gilmore" was Shooter McGavin. https://t.co/wzp9IALBfe
Jul 17, 2017 3:30 AM
RT @joshmillard: why is he named Rocket Raccoon and not Trash Gordon
Jul 17, 2017 3:23 AM
"circuit board green" is pretty good TBH https://t.co/LM5LSJjqGC
Jul 17, 2017 3:20 AM
RT @marsanfra: Looking for Sr SRE for our compute platform. We are now tackling stateful services as well as scaling our existing. Fancy th…
Jul 17, 2017 3:17 AM
@seb_m_1234 @slyphon I could probably swing an AM session. That mid-peninsula '70s park work for you?
Jul 17, 2017 2:24 AM
@Delta @AnnCoulter Bumping Delta to the top of my "do-fly" list.
Jul 17, 2017 2:18 AM
@1andonlyglo Check out @Powells and the Burnside Bridge skatepark if you have time to kill in PDX!
Jul 17, 2017 2:16 AM
@seb_m_1234 @slyphon Next "no-meeting" Thursday?
Jul 17, 2017 2:15 AM
@seb_m_1234 @slyphon We should do a dadskate one of these days!
Jul 17, 2017 2:06 AM
@slyphon I know, right? So fucked up. Amazing he survived that. The consequences of that mega ramp are so crazy. Check out Pat Duffy's leg-…
Jul 17, 2017 12:57 AM
RT @Delta: @AnnCoulter Additionally, your insults about our other customers and employees are unacceptable and unnecessary.
Jul 17, 2017 12:46 AM
NFW https://t.co/0X5kWIV0pw https://t.co/IRQSilyJct
Jul 17, 2017 12:42 AM
RT @THR: Martin Landau, Oscar winner for 'Ed Wood,' dies at 89 (report) https://t.co/QlJMqvURIO #RIP https://t.co/z4UmnhMrsU
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Jul 16, 2017 11:32 PM
@jhamlett This is your @WSJ hedcut.
Jul 16, 2017 9:23 PM
Balboa. https://t.co/9LaWfQR8GZ
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Jul 16, 2017 8:46 PM
RT @ImMegDonnelly: my motivation to sleep is that when i wake up, i'll be able to get coffee. ✨
Jul 16, 2017 8:33 PM
@allonsygui This works for the Misfits too.
Jul 15, 2017 11:17 PM
@r2r Current inbox status. https://t.co/68YymYWA2b
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Jul 15, 2017 10:04 PM
@heyjoshua I mean it's probably a Nazi skinhead but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jul 15, 2017 10:03 PM
@heyjoshua 3) Anne McCaffrey/"Dragonriders of Pern" fan?
Jul 15, 2017 8:21 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A gin and tonic sits on a glass-covered wicker table. A broad, green lawn is visible in the background.
Jul 15, 2017 7:40 PM
@heymathison @heyjoshua Sorry about that Mathison!
Jul 15, 2017 7:37 PM
RT @AynRandPaulRyan: I don't think this can be topped. 🤣 @RealAlexJones, if he was a @boniver song. h/t @superdeluxe https://t.co/LUn2T…
Jul 15, 2017 6:23 PM
Amazing. /cc @christhalinger https://t.co/FYgLhX3NwT
Jul 15, 2017 5:12 PM
@heyjoshua @heymathison Happy Birthday Matheson!!! 🎉🎉🎉
Jul 15, 2017 2:14 PM
RT @monaeltahawy: RIP Maryam Mirzakhani, first woman to win maths' Fields Medal, dies https://t.co/ynVGlwaIXF
Jul 15, 2017 2:04 PM
RT @LisaArgenABC7: Look what our sunrise + fog did? #art https://t.co/Cm11EiY0Pi
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Jul 15, 2017 6:27 AM
RT @BraddJaffy: 92-year-old Jimmy Carter—day after being hospitalized with dehydration while building homes for the poor—is back building h…
Jul 15, 2017 6:26 AM
RT @billclinton: Thinking of Jimmy Carter today. He was working hard helping others through Habitat. I wish him a speedy recovery.
Jul 15, 2017 5:40 AM
@BrockKeeling 2/4 (SF stations)
Jul 15, 2017 5:23 AM
RT @archillect: https://t.co/o8C0WIDqE1
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Jul 15, 2017 5:22 AM
RT @goldengateblond: "You can’t fake good kids." — Mike Pence https://t.co/XjTYhrdaJ8
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Jul 15, 2017 5:18 AM
RT @fbz: each scarf i knit comes with the exact source code used to generate the scarf. (this one had a critical failure at end and will ne…
Jul 15, 2017 3:35 AM
RT @franceinfo: Quand l'armée française joue Daft Punk #14juillet https://t.co/4W3crCyoDT https://t.co/YZa7vyk5TB
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Jul 14, 2017 11:05 PM
Based on the well-formed, self-closing XML tag I'm guessing that the anonymous sender is @TonyPrintezis or one of his #TwitterVM teammates.
Jul 14, 2017 11:00 PM
Context: https://t.co/V2bJp9mO4L
Jul 14, 2017 10:53 PM
This t-shirt showed up in the mail today from an anonymous sender. https://t.co/wSdckahJHd
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Jul 14, 2017 8:42 PM
@resnikoff https://t.co/ytRCk9cMqy
Jul 14, 2017 6:29 PM
@whitloves @dloft ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Nope! 😀
Jul 14, 2017 5:52 PM
RT @yashar: President Clinton at the George W. Bush Library tonight. https://t.co/YcgCBoN3Ys
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Jul 14, 2017 2:55 PM
RT @GideonResnick: This is honestly the weirdest and most performative shit https://t.co/kwXdIyh1c1
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Jul 14, 2017 1:47 AM
@dschonbe @laebshade @RickiChick83 https://t.co/Amihcn9EV1
Jul 14, 2017 1:38 AM
@dschonbe @laebshade @RickiChick83 Or putting it on the grill.
Jul 13, 2017 11:27 PM
@CGregoryBrown relevant to your interests/phobias. https://t.co/3Kf7xMQt08
Jul 13, 2017 8:42 PM
RT @koopstakov: Fascinating story about a brick ‘power bank’ phone going viral in Ghana. https://t.co/AYtRinOibI https://t.co/FeeEetsdtV
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Jul 13, 2017 5:13 PM
RT @gln: @igb Threenagers man...
Jul 13, 2017 1:13 PM
Neat episode of @99piorg about the origins of the kidney-shaped pool. https://t.co/X0U7SvgH5T
Jul 13, 2017 5:57 AM
RT @BrianTRice: Code review is inherently too late for collaboration, especially if there's a power dynamic like blocking someone's next ac…
Jul 13, 2017 4:55 AM
RT @runvc: The world's greatest superpower is empathy.
Jul 13, 2017 4:09 AM
@dloft @whitloves Wait. Are you really cousins? I mean, I had wondered about the name and all but figured it was a coincidence.
Jul 13, 2017 4:00 AM
@ssgtmas Nope. 🙉
Jul 13, 2017 3:28 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was pretending to be a sweet, well-behaved, 3-year-old girl in between terrible meltdowns.
Jul 13, 2017 3:04 AM
RT @VinnyCaravella: I’m an adult. https://t.co/lMcDpvAkDB
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Jul 13, 2017 3:00 AM
RT @UncleRUSH: Surround yourself with people who are smarter than you.
Jul 13, 2017 2:59 AM
RT @ExUtumno: ... and here are some smaller/larger outputs. https://t.co/Nb8ZZWcpXD
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Jul 13, 2017 2:59 AM
RT @ExUtumno: Procedural apartemazements. For a modern minotaur to live in. Generated with WFC algorithm and rendered in MagicaVoxel. https…
Jul 12, 2017 7:12 PM
RT @Policy: Make your voice heard and join the fight for #NetNeutrality https://t.co/smfafLaO4I
Jul 12, 2017 5:31 PM
RT @Policy: #NetNeutrality is one of the most important free expression issues of our time https://t.co/jwLzH4Z70s
Jul 12, 2017 5:03 PM
@msilver @arrdem Lol. Just replied with a link to "A Colder War".
Jul 12, 2017 5:02 PM
@msilver You have probably read @cstross's "A Colder War", but if you haven't it's a masterpiece of a Lovecraftian mash-up. https://t.co/GR…
Jul 12, 2017 4:30 PM
Do you want shoggoths? Because that's how you get shoggoths. https://t.co/MLRotv8MQb
Jul 12, 2017 2:10 PM
RT @ftrain: *extremely java voice* my beans
Jul 12, 2017 4:58 AM
It's be awesome if the Dolores Hill Bombing Takeover became a monthly "Critical Mass"-like thing for SF. https://t.co/yL7WQq5HDw
Jul 12, 2017 4:44 AM
RT @kevinmonty: Clearing the sidewalk to use that instead. I love this fucking town https://t.co/ODXW12JJ7m
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Jul 12, 2017 4:44 AM
THREAD ( also SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME) https://t.co/GpSP8Ar9V5
Jul 12, 2017 4:39 AM
RT @gln: Best thing I've seen on Twitter all day 😍 https://t.co/cKtwZgW2lf
Jul 12, 2017 4:10 AM
@jhamlett Yeah, it was nice to run into that one.
Jul 12, 2017 4:08 AM
@laebshade Nod.
Jul 12, 2017 4:05 AM
@laebshade Is...is that usually a problem?
Jul 12, 2017 4:03 AM
@jhamlett Like in "Love Child". 😬
Jul 12, 2017 3:50 AM
RT @ev: Crazy skateboarding scene at Dolores Park right now https://t.co/gUbnRGncbP
Jul 12, 2017 3:30 AM
@jhamlett That was pretty damn good. Fave part might have been the De La late shove-it dude. Bunch of crazy stuff throughout.
Jul 12, 2017 2:17 AM
@Bencjacobs https://t.co/ytRCk9cMqy
Jul 12, 2017 2:16 AM
RT @Bencjacobs: This is like if the Watergate burglars were Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern
Jul 12, 2017 2:04 AM
RT @igb: John le Carré's "Spies Like Us" #TrumpRussia
Jul 12, 2017 2:02 AM
@jenniferfraser my problem is I get off on the wrong floor and spend 5 minutes looking for the room I'm supposed to be meeting in
Jul 11, 2017 6:54 PM
RT @RobDenBleyker: Donald Jr. is using the classic "yes I did the entire big crime and documented it in my email" defense.
Jul 11, 2017 6:53 PM
RT @Rosie: I am a warrior so that my son may be a merchant, so that his son may be a poet. ~ John Quincy Adams
Jul 11, 2017 5:13 PM
RT @peterseibel: Feels like this would be a really great day for the White House press to be like, “Fuck you, we’re turning on the cameras.…
Jul 11, 2017 5:11 PM
Этот iphone говорит на многих языках
Jul 11, 2017 5:01 PM
“Air Canada plane avoids disaster at San Francisco airport ” https://t.co/T4gLJOUw7U
Jul 11, 2017 4:41 PM
RT @JYSexton: This is the dumbest and biggest crime in the history of American politics. There's not even a close second.
Jul 11, 2017 4:39 PM
RT @chrislhayes: What is even happening rn?
Jul 11, 2017 4:20 PM
#MAGAnarök https://t.co/PA2hBGiabJ
Jul 11, 2017 4:18 PM
RT @McJesse: When you accidentally hit "reply all" to the entire country. https://t.co/ZY5ZKIUBtO
Jul 11, 2017 4:14 PM
Every now and then living in the dumbest timeline has an upside.
Jul 11, 2017 3:51 PM
RT @JYSexton: I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.
Jul 11, 2017 3:49 PM
RT @anamariecox: Worried about this. https://t.co/FQ5Fi6op4a
Jul 11, 2017 3:45 PM
RT @nytimes: When he was told NYT was about to publish the content of the emails, Donald Trump Jr. tweeted images of them himself https://t…
Jul 11, 2017 3:26 PM
RT @SimonMaloy: I can't maintain the analogy any longer they're all Fredo it's Fredos all the way down, Fredos nested inside Fredos
Jul 11, 2017 3:26 PM
Demоскваcy.
Jul 11, 2017 3:20 PM
RT @DonaldJTrumpJr: Here is page 4 (which did not post due to space constraints). https://t.co/z1Xi4nr2gq
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Jul 11, 2017 3:19 PM
RT @DonaldJTrumpJr: Here's my statement and the full email chain https://t.co/x050r5n5LQ
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Jul 11, 2017 3:12 PM
"what he was explicitly told was the Russian government’s help"
Jul 11, 2017 3:10 PM
IANAL but OMFG https://t.co/a4xdP2nk9R
Jul 11, 2017 2:19 PM
Congrats to @olix0r, @wm, @siggy and the rest of the @BuoyantIO folks! https://t.co/2vVNBwpzu0
Jul 11, 2017 5:30 AM
@MikeIsaac https://t.co/a20FiPPjoe
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Jul 11, 2017 5:06 AM
@jhamlett What am I sleeping on?
Jul 11, 2017 4:09 AM
RT @TwitterEng: New on the blog: Reflecting on Power and Physics in Technology by @jenniferfraser https://t.co/hTNka9DYw1
Jul 11, 2017 4:02 AM
RT @goldengateblond: Like her mother before her, @ChelseaClinton beat Trump in the popular vote. 💃 https://t.co/Coa6rZajBf
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Jul 11, 2017 3:00 AM
@Katiemmmathison I totes thought this was the view of San Bruno Mtn. from Glen Park.
Jul 11, 2017 2:54 AM
More savage than a Dale Peck hatchet job. https://t.co/hjCYjOOtuw
Jul 11, 2017 2:45 AM
RT @davidfrum: That was fast. 1) Collusion is a hoax 2) No evidence of collusion 3) What do you mean by “collusion” exactly? 4) Collusion…
Jul 11, 2017 2:14 AM
RT @john_overholt: Stringer Bell is profoundly disappointed. https://t.co/uga5fYrKY6
Jul 11, 2017 2:01 AM
RT @anamariecox: This is what happens when utter greed meets utter incompetence. You’d usually need a lab for results this pure.
Jul 11, 2017 1:51 AM
RT @silentbicycle: Is daiquiri the plural of docker?
Jul 10, 2017 11:41 PM
What idiot called it "Practical Common Lisp" and not "Prose and CONS"? My sincere apologies to @peterseibel, but I could not help myself.
Jul 10, 2017 4:26 PM
@VP @POTUS Not want.
Jul 10, 2017 3:34 PM
@jayholler @instapaper @Twitter @SFBART @sfmta_muni Yup! But worth noting that the N & T take one to/from CalTrain.
Jul 10, 2017 3:32 PM
@jayholler @instapaper @Twitter @SFBART And @sfmta_muni!
Jul 10, 2017 3:11 PM
@cmeik The relative importance of activities for a given generation or individual can be determined by which device is used to charge which…
Jul 10, 2017 5:31 AM
@j_grand @21savage I think they're talking about it a bit more right now, no? https://t.co/ZiP8FEUF5M
Jul 10, 2017 4:05 AM
RT @BraddJaffy: Tomorrow's @NYDailyNews https://t.co/okxsr3kVwK
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Jul 10, 2017 3:48 AM
@xxjmontxx @DonaldJTrumpJr "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
Jul 10, 2017 3:45 AM
@xxjmontxx @DonaldJTrumpJr Sorry, what's the connection to the pee-tape dossier and the Clinton campaign? Also, equivalence does not equal …
Jul 10, 2017 3:22 AM
@xxjmontxx @DonaldJTrumpJr There's only one "o" in "so". If Jr.met with foreign agents seeking aid to subvert the democratic process of ou…
Jul 10, 2017 3:16 AM
@DonaldJTrumpJr Jesus. "Read that last part again: 'the claims of potentially helpful information were a pretext for the meeting.'" https:…
Jul 10, 2017 2:38 AM
@NPRinskeep ✔️ arbitrary capitalization ✔️ grammatical crimes ✔️ inconsistent spacing ✔️ treasonous nonsense
Jul 10, 2017 2:21 AM
RT @ianisqatsibot: Michael J. Fox as a teenage werewolf.
Jul 10, 2017 1:06 AM
@benj_fry https://t.co/ksyZeDH8CZ
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Jul 10, 2017 12:54 AM
Be the salad you want to see in the words. https://t.co/ahIRYJsIMY
Jul 10, 2017 12:31 AM
@enbnt 👏🏽
Jul 9, 2017 11:58 PM
The thing I hate most about Sundays is having to figure out why OAuth isn't working for a new Twitter bot project.
Jul 9, 2017 9:31 PM
While reading @jeffvandermeer's "Borne" I kept visualizing Mord's proxies as @punchesbears animations. https://t.co/WeiW5vtPIC
Jul 9, 2017 8:58 PM
@christhalinger https://t.co/9I9GFFu7mo
Jul 9, 2017 8:52 PM
RT @Trogambouille: Lego-Architecture-Dystopa u.A. https://t.co/PYTesZ6Sap https://t.co/bjl7CUJqww
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Jul 9, 2017 4:58 PM
@stumpf Welcome back!
Jul 9, 2017 3:48 PM
RT @vijaya: Ivanka may think she's helping women, but her presence in these meetings is an affront to the many women actually qualified for…
Jul 9, 2017 5:25 AM
@AndMucc @marsanfra https://t.co/2k6gMcKWUZ
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Jul 9, 2017 5:05 AM
@marsanfra Bien sûr! https://t.co/DnqhWPWaa2
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Jul 9, 2017 4:47 AM
There may be no clear and concise definition of obscenity, but, to quote Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart: "I know it when I see it." h…
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Jul 9, 2017 2:44 AM
Get on my level, @marsanfra. https://t.co/Ha9TvgVRxd
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Jul 9, 2017 1:38 AM
@DonaldJTrumpJr My dude. The optics on this. Not the greatest, you know? https://t.co/3ut4NNtlQ2
Jul 9, 2017 1:29 AM
@heyjoshua They do. They really do.
Jul 9, 2017 1:28 AM
@heyjoshua Now I have the Menard's jingle stuck in my head again. #OnWisconsin
Jul 8, 2017 9:36 PM
@heyjoshua The irony. https://t.co/Jlpzry3eXr
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Jul 8, 2017 9:31 PM
@heyjoshua *submits all of science as a subdirectory of science*
Jul 8, 2017 9:28 PM
@heyjoshua Yes, yes. Terrible things. The "import by eval" part is really the least of the crimes I have committed in this project.
Jul 8, 2017 9:06 PM
Include mechanics so painful I've resorted to reading files into strings and then calling 'eval'. #NodeJS
Jul 8, 2017 8:42 PM
@DonaldJTrumpJr As I was saying... https://t.co/utEYwDofmI
Jul 8, 2017 8:35 PM
@firepile @heyjoshua And you have a back yard in which to dig a casting pit. 🙌🏻
Jul 8, 2017 8:33 PM
@firepile @heyjoshua Incredibly dangerous, but awesome.
Jul 8, 2017 8:32 PM
@firepile @heyjoshua This looks awesome. https://t.co/KtNFmLFmbK
Jul 8, 2017 8:25 PM
@heyjoshua @firepile 3D printer would allow you to create templates from which you could create molds for casting of molten aluminum, right?
Jul 8, 2017 8:14 PM
@DonaldJTrumpJr Your dad is bad at his job.
Jul 8, 2017 8:03 PM
@heyjoshua 👍🏼
Jul 8, 2017 8:03 PM
@heyjoshua Disclaimer: that could be a terrible idea.
Jul 8, 2017 8:01 PM
@heyjoshua You could get an aluminum or other metal rod cut to size and drilled. Or you could fake it with a wooden dowel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jul 8, 2017 5:52 PM
RT @tomcoates: This is just stupid: https://t.co/JvlZx7ssun
Jul 8, 2017 5:53 AM
@del_tongo @mjungclaus @LeibnizIGB 🤔
Jul 8, 2017 2:49 AM
@davidjrusek @franckcuny @secretasianman @GGAudubon @CornellBirds Same.
Jul 8, 2017 2:43 AM
@franckcuny @davidjrusek @secretasianman @GGAudubon Changing my vote to turkey.
Jul 8, 2017 2:36 AM
@franckcuny @davidjrusek @secretasianman @GGAudubon TIL: https://t.co/wML8Xw31w1
Jul 8, 2017 2:30 AM
RT @MonicaLewinsky: in another life i was a skater... #southbank 🇬🇧 https://t.co/V41TEflr1Z
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Jul 8, 2017 2:29 AM
@davidjrusek @secretasianman @franckcuny Huh...gonna go with @secretasianman and say immature turkey vulture...was this in the Bay Area? /c…
Jul 8, 2017 2:18 AM
RT @GreatDismal: Find it very difficult to believe that the Secret Service could have been unaware that Trump had no hotel reservation
Jul 8, 2017 2:13 AM
@davidjrusek @secretasianman @franckcuny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm not part of Franck's follower set (yet). But Turkey Vultures are pretty common in th…
Jul 7, 2017 8:30 PM
RDM ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO https://t.co/dWxbVPJZph
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Jul 7, 2017 7:06 PM
RT @nycsouthpaw: "14 words" doesn't appear anywhere in the link, and if you don't already know the significance, see https://t.co/S4fvmSMEc…
Jul 7, 2017 7:04 PM
RT @anildash: (Context: https://t.co/3RyJVceoJ1 )
Jul 7, 2017 7:04 PM
RT @anildash: Wow, “14 words”. They’re actually openly embracing their white supremacist goals now. https://t.co/zOhDU0bd53
Jul 7, 2017 3:34 PM
More "Southern Reach" than "Ambergris". Would read again! https://t.co/vfX6CFiJ9e
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Jul 7, 2017 1:30 PM
RT @ianisqatsibot: A screenshot of the Twitter app that says "This Tweet has been deleted."
Jul 7, 2017 4:10 AM
RT @Policy: Twitter is continuing its fight for more transparency under the First Amendment https://t.co/TG6wPSoMnP
Jul 7, 2017 2:18 AM
RT @seldo: npm is hiring a full-time technical writer: https://t.co/g5hawtjzob
Jul 7, 2017 12:49 AM
RT @vijaya: We are continuing our fight for more transparency at @Twitter under the First Amendment! https://t.co/nzHLygwF7s
Jul 6, 2017 8:38 PM
@heyjoshua I know right? I read that this AM. Fantastic.
Jul 6, 2017 5:08 PM
Welp, the votes are in. Remember though, if the events of the last year have taught us nothing else it's that democracy is a failed system…
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Jul 6, 2017 4:00 PM
@dschonbe My current problem (staying with my folks) is that every time I spell something out, Grandpa "decodes" it and asks "What about 'i…
Jul 6, 2017 3:47 PM
A whole week of vacation! Can't wait to read books, write code, catch up on email... *spends 5 days installing/uninstalling NPM packages*
Jul 6, 2017 3:19 PM
RT @SamReidSays: We live in a time where taking out one earbud is a sincere sign of respect
Jul 6, 2017 3:17 PM
High-desert runner's high. https://t.co/orC64JD0ai
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Jul 6, 2017 4:54 AM
@laebshade I had the luxury of being one of the few bass players in the school, so didn't matter how bad I was. Got to be in pretty much ev…
Jul 6, 2017 4:50 AM
@laebshade Band, orchestra, and our non-marching (but just as nerdy) "pep" band. ✊🏼🎶
Jul 6, 2017 4:46 AM
RT @StevenShorrock: There is no 'root cause'. There are no 'root causes'. Causes in social/sociotechnical systems are social constructions,…
Jul 6, 2017 4:24 AM
RT @Pinboard: Is there a good explainer somewhere about modern server CPUs? I’m completely lost in the nomenclature and forest of near-iden…
Jul 6, 2017 1:56 AM
Parenting is pretty much anti-Inception. I spend most of my time trying *not* to remind my kid of things: boo-boos, ice cream, television...
Jul 5, 2017 9:04 PM
@shanemhansen It seems to, though in this particular experiment I am generating them server-side and then (hopefully) converting to PNG for…
Jul 5, 2017 8:42 PM
TIL: the <svg> element has an optional <style> child that can inline CSS for path elements. Until now I was using CSS in the enclosing HTML…
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Jul 5, 2017 3:49 PM
RT @stevelevine: Canada is making a big play for U.S. immigrant tech talent, by @KHart, per @Axios. https://t.co/FgjHogtJ1u
Jul 5, 2017 1:22 PM
RT @NPR: A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Jul 5, 2017 5:57 AM
First vacation book in the bag. Pop-culture, pop-philosophy, and pop-science...a fun read, similar in approach to Klosterman's other essays…
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Jul 5, 2017 3:00 AM
RT @KamalaHarris: Embrace your freedoms as an American: Get involved. Attend town halls or city council meeting. Run for office yourselves.…
Jul 5, 2017 12:55 AM
RT @sharonw: Radical ideas for #July4th https://t.co/dRw5fHkyYV
Jul 4, 2017 6:24 PM
Happy 4th of July! https://t.co/L8KkiP3raj
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Jul 4, 2017 2:31 PM
@cmort https://t.co/e5Zs3iBbJx
Jul 4, 2017 2:09 PM
RT @primunomina: The @NYSE API is informing the world that a bunch of stocks just got set to $123.47 or so. That seems...not good. https://…
Jul 4, 2017 12:41 AM
RT @philipglass: Same Woman, Nadia Boulanger. https://t.co/n12ORzvaXO
Jul 3, 2017 11:43 PM
These @Starbucks Doubleshot™ canned coffee drinks are basically White Russians without the vodka. https://t.co/o9BoHceeq4
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Jul 3, 2017 10:01 PM
@jayholler @stumptowncoffee @pgarg It's not entirely unlike a Guinness in texture.
Jul 3, 2017 8:45 PM
@GreenScreenCine @stumptowncoffee @pgarg First floor of Sparrow Bakery & Coffee in Bend, OR. :-)
Jul 3, 2017 8:37 PM
Nitro-infused cold brew coffee in a can is something I can get behind. https://t.co/DzsFc3qe7D
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Jul 3, 2017 8:22 PM
RT @john_overholt: Late Capitalism: The Game https://t.co/OvrqHAq7FY
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Jul 3, 2017 4:26 PM
RT @ftrain: Has functional programming gone too far? https://t.co/3D2BMhW5hI
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Jul 3, 2017 4:23 PM
@soozinbird @CBarlerin 😭
Jul 3, 2017 3:33 PM
@enbnt My notes so far: -jsdom does not work -node-jsdom seems to work, but builds tons of native code on install -everything is terrible ¯…
Jul 3, 2017 2:09 PM
@DanScavino is linking the Presidency to racist, anti-Semitic trolls part of your social media strategy? https://t.co/mzc0OKGEjy
Jul 3, 2017 5:35 AM
"How can one evaluate such an idiosyncratic president, so fucking dumb and so morally lacking?"
Jul 3, 2017 5:28 AM
What's the payoff for @seanspicer & @SarahHuckabee & @DanScavino? How does this not end badly for them?
Jul 3, 2017 5:05 AM
@markasaurus The fact that so many of these exist in the city blows my mind. Glen Park, Mt. Sutro, GGP, Bernal...it's an amazing city.
Jul 3, 2017 4:52 AM
RT @JorgeO: Snail mail is the worst. 99% is spam. A waste of paper, delivery gas, and attention. 1% is IF YOU DIDN'T OPEN THIS YOU WILL G…
Jul 3, 2017 3:39 AM
Goodnight Oregon. https://t.co/FOPOIKihSl
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Jul 3, 2017 3:33 AM
@enbnt Rendering D3-generated graphs as PNGs server side for a new Twitter bot I'm working on.
Jul 3, 2017 3:21 AM
RT @lukaszkorecki: "My 3 month old startup is running on our own managed kubernetes" https://t.co/mpWAPNEQFQ
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Jul 3, 2017 12:06 AM
A robin and a red-tailed hawk. https://t.co/2wdsJTXVh5
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Jul 2, 2017 10:51 PM
RT @igb: This song by Joseph N. Welch rocketed up the charts on Jan 20th, 2017 and stayed at number one for four years! https://t.co/hjpl6y…
Jul 2, 2017 10:25 PM
What. The. Fuck. https://t.co/K8Qlojxx45
Jul 2, 2017 10:02 PM
The Node.js ecosystem is everything I feared it would be.
Jul 2, 2017 12:10 PM
RT @AoDespair: No more or less than all crime. But we get it. You're not subtle. The White House spokeswoman is a vicious, ignorant, race-b…
Jul 2, 2017 12:08 PM
RT @JeremySF: It's almost like we are *trying* to sow the seeds of discontent with the world's youth, hold back global progress, and embold…
Jul 2, 2017 5:28 AM
RT @attn: Criticizing the President is a right no one should take for granted. -- @chelseahandler https://t.co/IjUQ4mHefM
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Jul 2, 2017 5:09 AM
@MikeIsaac new phone who dis diss
Jul 2, 2017 3:37 AM
@NYTimesWordplay this was a tough one. An asterisk next to this streak as I had to look up 44 down. :-( https://t.co/Yfr27ZAV7u
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Jul 2, 2017 3:24 AM
@heyjoshua @zmanji Parlez anglais s'il vous plaît! #HappyCanadaDay150
Jul 2, 2017 1:40 AM
RT @Rainmaker1973: Spinning a skateboard wheel so fast with a waterjet that the centripetal force rips it apart https://t.co/LCNANnc2Uw htt…
Jul 2, 2017 12:48 AM
@heyjoshua https://t.co/OrUtLUktMJ
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Jul 1, 2017 11:50 PM
RT @GreatDismal: Trump is using National Enquirer and Star to influence public opinion
Jul 1, 2017 11:17 PM
Have to start using this at the office. "My use of the photocopier was not workplace appropriate - it was MODERN DAY WORKPLACE APPROPRIATE…
Jul 1, 2017 11:03 PM
@thekevincrane If we could somehow get him to *read* the replies to his tweets...but...well...sigh. Perhaps you are on to something.
Jul 1, 2017 11:00 PM
I'm currently downloading and installing Node.js if you were wondering how my vacation is going. Sigh.
Jul 1, 2017 10:45 PM
FFS https://t.co/KAlKtRCSNc
Jul 1, 2017 9:54 PM
@YDONTUDOMORE Ideally, yes.
Jul 1, 2017 3:29 PM
@MaddotMax Because I wanted to put it in front of people who are outside my follow graph.
Jul 1, 2017 2:07 PM
@cayley Their celebration of ignorance & vitriolic anti-intellectualism makes me wonder if "the wrong side of history" is, for them, incogi…
Jul 1, 2017 1:34 PM
@dijkstracula The Badlands are pretty cool... https://t.co/QAo03293DD ...plus they are driving distance from Mt. Rushmore.
Jul 1, 2017 5:13 AM
#DescribeYourCreativeProcessWithAGif https://t.co/6gLWhwIB8K
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Jul 1, 2017 5:02 AM
RT @sharonw: The more money I earn, the more I think we need to raise our tax rates. https://t.co/BjyvcQOUL4
Jul 1, 2017 12:21 AM
RT @SarahKSilverman: #MoserForCongress TEXAS!❤️ https://t.co/W6BNOajIoW
Jul 1, 2017 12:06 AM
OHAI BEND! https://t.co/JTrdAgRlVb
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