March 2017 (394 tweets)

• Mar 31, 2017 8:14 PM@cbracy Same for me whenever I'm traveling in Canada.
• Mar 31, 2017 5:07 PMRT @danpfeiffer: The Trump White House: The plot of House of Cards with the characters from Veep
• Mar 31, 2017 5:24 AMStarting to think these people might be actual, real-life monsters. https://t.co/yJGHqhhT3I
• Mar 31, 2017 3:32 AM@gln @roach Under the marina?
• Mar 31, 2017 3:27 AM@tiwhitter @edgecrusher23 @seanhannity @mschlapp @JoeConchaTV Tina, you have a bad case of wanting to move backwards to undo all the progre…
• Mar 31, 2017 3:09 AM@isaach That's how I do it. It preserves markers then export to HD after editing.
• Mar 31, 2017 3:05 AM@isaach IMovie export formats?
• Mar 31, 2017 2:51 AM@mmihic Is that what the homeless guy is screaming?
• Mar 31, 2017 12:53 AMRT @ningwangsf: @ningwangsf @igb @megankanne @asaulys @enbnt @JustANguyen @Si_ximujin @hhuang @jonathancao @caitie #shipit https://t.co/Acs…
• Mar 31, 2017 12:25 AMRT @ningwangsf: Three pages in my last oncall rotation. Last year around the same time I am pretty sure I got less than three.....hundreds.
• Mar 30, 2017 11:32 PMRT @cbs46: Massive fire burning on I-85 near the GA-400 ramp, close to the Lindbergh MARTA station. UPDATES HERE: https://t.co/WeljdSDMkG #…
• Mar 30, 2017 11:30 PM@tedd4u @heyjoshua 😂 https://t.co/FfP0pFyJgG
• Mar 30, 2017 11:25 PMRT @realDonaldTrump: ATTN: @HillaryClinton - Why did five of your staffers need FBI IMMUNITY?! #BigLeagueTruth #Debates
• Mar 30, 2017 10:56 PMRT @briankahrs: Technical product and program folks, @Twitter is hiring! Promote transparency, free speech, and #LoveWhereYouWork! https://…
• Mar 30, 2017 10:55 PMRT @ditzkoff: Perfectly normal for a former national security adviser to seek an immunity deal for testimony in the 70th day of an administ…
• Mar 30, 2017 10:34 PMRT @igb: My super nerd wife @pgarg won the hackathon at her office so now she gets to choose one of these major awards. Which one should sh…
• Mar 30, 2017 8:03 PM@christhalinger haha wut...that pumping *out* to a wave is crazy.
• Mar 30, 2017 6:06 PMHere's today's software engineering kōan. https://t.co/HwrK26ujTy
• Mar 30, 2017 5:20 PMRT @StanParkford: How NOT to display information to passengers: @sfmta_muni edition https://t.co/HuXOFy77RC 📷
• Mar 30, 2017 5:16 PM@cmeik @thalin @heyjoshua @crsy @HiveTheory technically any self-driving car is a self-driving bar if the passengers are appropriately prov…
• Mar 30, 2017 4:50 PM@heyjoshua @thalin It's been like two stops. #creeping
• Mar 30, 2017 4:49 PM@heyjoshua @thalin He hasn't noticed that I'm sitting next to him yet.
• Mar 30, 2017 4:49 PM.@thalin Car. Self-driving *car*. Sigh.
• Mar 30, 2017 4:47 PMRan into this guy on the train. Which is weird because I'd expect him to be in a self-driving bar of some kind. https://t.co/2vcf0cdziF 📷
• Mar 30, 2017 3:03 PMRT @allspaw: Random poll: can you have "technical debt" without knowing you have it?
• Mar 30, 2017 10:01 AMRT @oss_erlang: otter - Support for OpenTracing in Erlang https://t.co/XUaY1bd1kf
• Mar 30, 2017 6:59 AM@shatil @pgarg pretty sure one of those Roomba votes is @lizwiggi's.
• Mar 30, 2017 3:49 AMRT @gln: @igb the death of Reader fundamentally changed my experience of the web in a very negative way.
• Mar 30, 2017 3:47 AMRT @14thmouse: At least it's a fresh hell.
• Mar 30, 2017 3:24 AMTo be fair, Trump *did* promise to create jobs. https://t.co/K7M7vJY6jy
• Mar 30, 2017 2:45 AM@edgecrusher23 @seanhannity @mschlapp @JoeConchaTV seriously this *is* BS. Release Trumps taxes and the CBS tapes.
• Mar 30, 2017 2:30 AMMy super nerd wife @pgarg won the hackathon at her office so now she gets to choose one of these major awards. Which one should she pick?
• Mar 30, 2017 2:07 AM@RollOverEasy before I expanded the photo I pretty much thought that was Bernal.
• Mar 30, 2017 1:30 AMThis elevator is about as out of service as an elevator gets. https://t.co/5d2diEVS6z 📷
• Mar 30, 2017 12:46 AMFuck this. Re-routing to MUNI.
• Mar 30, 2017 12:35 AM@gln yeah, now it's all Twitter and (shudder) email newsletters.
• Mar 30, 2017 12:33 AMSignificant BART delays in the direction of East Bay.
• Mar 30, 2017 12:11 AMIf the demise of the awesome ad network The Deck is due to the decline of RSS & blogs, then I place blame with @Google's Reader shenanigans.
• Mar 29, 2017 8:43 PM@towns @BoxHQ where is that? Mid-peninsula? SF?
• Mar 29, 2017 8:42 PM@davepell You have outdone yourself with the title puns in today's newsletter. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
• Mar 29, 2017 12:46 PMRT @OhNoSheTwitnt: [Reading Berenstain Bears to my niece] Her: What was Brother Bear's name before Sister Bear was born? Me: That's a goo…
• Mar 29, 2017 5:02 AM@enbnt also, for more experimental music by tweeps I'd suggest following @jayholler
• Mar 29, 2017 5:01 AM@enbnt I think the audio dropped shortly after the bass guitar came in. But pretty cool before that.
• Mar 29, 2017 4:52 AM@flangy @substitute https://t.co/KillIuKLlp
• Mar 29, 2017 3:33 AM@DonaldJTrumpJr christ you're an asshole
• Mar 29, 2017 3:16 AMRT @felixsalmon: The @burnedyourtweet project prints out every @realDonaldTrump tweet, burns it, and broadcasts the video https://t.co/FYPq…
• Mar 28, 2017 4:56 PMRT @laurenduca: Bill O'Reilly is an anti-intellectual bigot, but if we're discounting politicians on account of their hair: https://t.co/c1…
• Mar 28, 2017 4:56 PM@kdspaul @lenazun @slyphon they wouldn't call it a positive feedback loop if there was anything bad about it
• Mar 28, 2017 3:42 PMBill O'Reilly and Rudy Giuliani are converging.
• Mar 28, 2017 3:36 PMRT @joshgondelman: *Jared Kushner clears throat at meeting of government agency heads* "What if every department had a rich dad?"
• Mar 28, 2017 2:20 PM@davidjrusek for sure
• Mar 28, 2017 2:08 PM@davidjrusek the inverse would be more stressful, I'd imagine. Still, that sucks.
• Mar 28, 2017 5:01 AMRT @_cingraham: Spider eyeball diagrams https://t.co/lztgHBLPNI 📷
• Mar 28, 2017 2:38 AMRT @DocuSign: "We now have a mentoring steering committee." [#DocuSignInnovates] Continue reading about @DocuSign's #womenintech: https://…
• Mar 28, 2017 2:33 AMRT @kartar: Knowing my luck when we begin to upload consciousness to the Cloud, I’ll end up in us-east-1.
• Mar 28, 2017 2:11 AMThis guy is pretty much the worst dealmaker in the history of dealmakers. https://t.co/wYCMb3yXCh
• Mar 28, 2017 1:53 AMRT @seldo: There is literally no situation where Trump has not tweeted about doing the opposite of what he now does: https://t.co/0Bc0vcHJmV
• Mar 27, 2017 11:58 PM@doriantaylor https://t.co/wjr1jJ2RvG
• Mar 27, 2017 11:57 PM@doriantaylor HOCON
• Mar 27, 2017 11:54 PMOH: "It's a superset of JSON"
• Mar 27, 2017 9:51 PMRT @jack: Mute words in the TL, now on iOS too https://t.co/52w8bJoVUL
• Mar 27, 2017 9:50 PM@amyt my teams got measurably better when I was out. Pretty sure I'm holding them back.
• Mar 27, 2017 9:47 PM@Pinboard the other books also have *way* less footnotes
• Mar 27, 2017 9:46 PM@Pinboard the first book was terrible, but the second and third ultimately redeem it's horrible writing, translation, and meandering plot.
• Mar 27, 2017 6:39 PM@mikeindustries @adam_messinger "POTUS never said 'it's true', he said 'it's τᏒ⋃ě'"
• Mar 27, 2017 6:37 PM@mikeindustries @adam_messinger I wouldn't put it past this administration to use Unicode homoglyphs of Latin chars to avoid accountability
• Mar 27, 2017 5:06 PMRT @SFBART: Regular service has been resumed. West Oakland Station is open. We are in recovery mode so there are delays.
• Mar 27, 2017 5:00 PMIt's not a BART outage. The preferred term in 2017 is "please seek alternative transportation".
• Mar 27, 2017 4:19 PMRT @KTVU: All lanes of NB 680 in #walnutcreek briefly shut down after these horses interrupted the morning commute 🐎🐎 https://t.co/xXI9PJ8…
• Mar 27, 2017 3:53 PMRT @SFBART: @rideact will honor @SFBART tickets for those trying to cross bay while downed power line stops transbay service
• Mar 27, 2017 3:49 PMRT @SFGate: Passengers crowd the West Oakland BART platform as service is stopped between West Oakland and Embarcadero. Story to come. http…
• Mar 27, 2017 3:46 PMRT @ningwangsf: Bart can't go to sf from east bay now....
• Mar 27, 2017 2:45 PMRT @JohnKingSFChron: BART's newest station has architectural ambitions -- but also leaves us wanting more. My review https://t.co/JA8J6jB5u…
• Mar 27, 2017 2:34 AM@CGregoryBrown counterpoint: we burn the GOP to the ground.
• Mar 27, 2017 2:32 AMThe end of America. https://t.co/YcbGnvJ96C
• Mar 27, 2017 2:12 AMRT @mcnees: Look, as a physicist I would've said this doesn't sound possible, but Reince still has a job so I guess anything is possible. h…
• Mar 27, 2017 1:43 AM@SanMateoVolvo my apologies, I mistook you for a dealership. Rest assured should I ever own a Volvo and need service I will give you a call.
• Mar 27, 2017 1:40 AM@SanMateoVolvo I do, regional car dealership, I really do.
• Mar 26, 2017 10:28 PMRT @Snowden: Sanctioned or unsanctioned, meeting peaceful protesters with force is clear injustice. 850+ arrests in Moscow, including journ…
• Mar 26, 2017 10:05 PM@bobbyhundreds @thehundreds https://t.co/JGlSiXMAHn
• Mar 26, 2017 5:14 PMHeading to a birthday party for a three year old at a kiddie gym so packing accordingly. https://t.co/YlsBz2hGEG 📷
• Mar 26, 2017 2:53 PMRT @Kasparov63: Today's protests across Russia are anti-corruption, but make no mistake—they are anti-Putin. Corruption is the system. Puti…
• Mar 26, 2017 2:53 PMRT @newtgingrich: Trump and president obsma both golf but trump doesn't charge the taxpayers $920,000 for a golf weekend in florida.
• Mar 26, 2017 2:16 PMCurrent #dadlife status: assembling "Daniel the Tiger" birthday hats. Time spent constructing each hat is 10x > time each kid will wear hat… 📷
• Mar 26, 2017 3:41 AM@apelad https://t.co/uxwP0qoYeC 🎥
• Mar 26, 2017 12:56 AMHappy birthday to two of my favorite people on the planet. https://t.co/6wluXCUJ6V 📷
• Mar 25, 2017 10:12 PMRT @seanspicer: Wish I could be on the golf course but have to work - must be nice to be President
• Mar 25, 2017 7:29 PM@timbray https://t.co/ww6FTKR9RN
• Mar 25, 2017 7:15 PM@DonaldJTrumpJr son, your family swindled millions from hard-working Americans with false promises and a fake education. #TrumpUniversity
• Mar 25, 2017 7:11 PMRT @posco: There are so many tech recruiters out there, any that specialize in remote gigs? Asking for a friend, I couldn't be happier @Str…
• Mar 25, 2017 7:00 PMRT @BarackObama: President Obama: "I kind of like the term ‘Obamacare.’ Because I do care. That’s why I passed the bill."
• Mar 25, 2017 4:49 PMRT @rlotun: Great blog post by @allenschen showcasing the constraints our team has to engineer around. Wanna help? We're hiring! https://t.…
• Mar 25, 2017 4:35 PMRT @seanspicer: does #obamacare cover pain from a loss this big?
• Mar 25, 2017 3:03 PMRT @srw: This. https://t.co/MFUQD9rZoC
• Mar 25, 2017 4:54 AM@ElaineF yet another reason to hate that state 😭😢
• Mar 25, 2017 4:53 AM😭 https://t.co/OkgzUXvKuJ
• Mar 25, 2017 4:50 AMRT @nickersonjoshua: COME ON WISCONSIN!!!!
• Mar 25, 2017 4:37 AMIf Florida was a person, they would be serving consecutive life terms. https://t.co/xUOx9UqK0e
• Mar 25, 2017 4:32 AMSeriously people, no TV here. Only Twitter. Hey @anthonynoto, we need #live NCAA basketball. https://t.co/Dgbp24RQOP
• Mar 25, 2017 4:29 AMRT @iitsFIORE: What are shot from Wisconsin to tie the game with 2.1 seconds left....#Sweet16
• Mar 25, 2017 4:29 AMRT @iPrestoo: WISCONSIN
• Mar 25, 2017 4:28 AMRT @sofia3293: OH MY GOD WISCONSIN
• Mar 25, 2017 4:25 AM"watching" this game by refreshing Twitter search for "Wisconsin" #OnWisconsin
• Mar 25, 2017 3:02 AMRT @ctuan: The new #BART maps are here! The new BART maps are here! (h/t Steve Martin) https://t.co/eUtuf3YcOp 📷
• Mar 25, 2017 2:14 AMRT @ashleyfeinberg: wow bad news for the president https://t.co/HFsE5FDPst 📷
• Mar 24, 2017 6:24 PM@lenazun @EFF congrats!
• Mar 24, 2017 4:24 PMRT @ssgtmas: @igb 'It takes 100 wise men to get a rock out of a well that crazy one has thrown in' --Persian proverb
• Mar 24, 2017 4:16 PM@ningwangsf anyway this person should get a Fields medal too
• Mar 24, 2017 4:15 PM@ningwangsf it does for Economics though
• Mar 24, 2017 4:10 PMWhoever said "the amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it" deserves a Nobel prize.
• Mar 24, 2017 1:44 PMRT @NoraDenzel: “The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.” Thoreau #ghc17 #abi2017
• Mar 24, 2017 12:05 PMRT @davidfrum: Fox & Breitbart groping their way to the conclusion that the True Conservative position is single-payer for white people.
• Mar 24, 2017 11:29 AMRT @krishnansriram: Help us build the next-gen data platform at Twitter (using Scalding, Spark, Summingbird, Hadoop, Heron) - https://t.co/…
• Mar 24, 2017 11:23 AMRT @davidhuber_: If you told me abandoned JCPenneys were the remnants of some failed military dictatorship I'd believe you https://t.co/Gnu…
• Mar 24, 2017 11:16 AMRT @HawaiiJUG: Looking for #Java developers here in #Hawaii #Oahu #Kauai #Maui #BigIsland /cc @java
• Mar 24, 2017 3:10 AMRT @tedr: Klimt Eastwood https://t.co/q30uJENtmp 📷
• Mar 23, 2017 11:41 PMShout out to Twitter Observability intern @superangea for asking @jack a great question at TeaTime! /cc @terns
• Mar 23, 2017 10:34 PM@ocubot meet @ChrisThalinger, @ChrisThalinger meet @ocubot. Yer both techies and surfers living on the North Shore so I'm connecting you.
• Mar 23, 2017 5:56 PMRT @jameshamblin: Who among us hasn't written something the night before it's due despite having 8 years notice and millions of lives hangi…
• Mar 23, 2017 4:56 PMRT @markimbriaco: The growth of Cloud Formation, Mesos, and Kubernetes has been great for our industry. All open. Heroku being closed held…
• Mar 23, 2017 4:15 PMRT @danielbryantuk: "Twitter runs on microservices" says @ysr1729 at #DevoxxUS Just a couple of services by the looks of it... ;-) https:/…
• Mar 23, 2017 4:06 PM@__koyaanisqatsi https://t.co/GZ1AS5WPY4 🎥
• Mar 23, 2017 12:23 PM@realDonaldTrump care to make a point by point, tweet by tweet rebuttal? Vague and general protestations aren't convincing. /cc @PressSec
• Mar 23, 2017 11:31 AM@POTUS 🤔
• Mar 23, 2017 2:16 AMRT @edyong209: High Nunes at the GOP corral? Schiff just got real? Huh? Huh? Wait, what about <pulled off stage by cane>
• Mar 23, 2017 2:14 AMRT @jack: Good to know!: "we also prepare and serve crickets…if you are allergic to shellfish, you are allergic to crickets!" @SuziesDogsD…
• Mar 22, 2017 11:25 PMRT @zeynep: All violent acts against people are horrible. Imagine if we covered domestic violence—dozens of women die each week in US—like…
• Mar 22, 2017 11:12 PM@hierofeus more info here: https://t.co/2HYK5fRk2r
• Mar 22, 2017 11:09 PMRT @hierofeus: Twitter optimizes its JVM GC settings as a ML function O_O https://t.co/MLMK7neJ7x
• Mar 22, 2017 11:04 PMRT @chanian: My eng management book will have a chapter: 'How to eat your lunch in 5 minutes then drink 5 coffees/day during 1:1s without d…
• Mar 22, 2017 11:04 PMRT @danielbryantuk: Twitter's Bayesian optimisation service helped automatically increase the performance of one service by 2x in staging…
• Mar 22, 2017 7:39 PMRT @RespectfulMemes: "Did you bring the stuff?" Me: https://t.co/IREGPYwsle 📷
• Mar 22, 2017 7:21 PMAre you at #DevoxxUS today? Check out @ysr1729's talk on JVM & microservice optimizations using machine learning! https://t.co/pLOKz0kYhw
• Mar 22, 2017 7:10 PM@HiveTheory all feedback is now done via subtweets
• Mar 22, 2017 6:50 PM@HiveTheory we no longer do that :-)
• Mar 22, 2017 5:50 PMRT @dmitriid: I would highly recommend #erlang as a first FP language :) Many concepts are needlessly complicated in other languages/can be…
• Mar 22, 2017 4:53 PM@roshanpaiva #everyday #allday
• Mar 22, 2017 4:48 PMa large part of my job is trying to figure out if a meeting, conversation, or email I'm part of was supposed to include @ndwns instead of me
• Mar 22, 2017 3:44 PMRT @OliviaCrellin: #BREAKING Two people shot outside #UK #parliament - via official - & dozen injured on Westminster bridge.Parliament is o…
• Mar 22, 2017 1:50 PMRT @JYSexton: Seriously. This administration's entire point is to set a floor for how ineffective and incompetent a government can be. http…
• Mar 22, 2017 11:14 AMRT @melvillehouse: Donald Trump is pleased that his tweets may have sidelined Colin Kaepernick https://t.co/uuVu0zIfFj
• Mar 22, 2017 10:18 AMRT @RapSheet: As Colin Kaepernick waits for a job opportunity, he continues to donate to charity. His latest includes $50K for Meals on Whe…
• Mar 22, 2017 10:11 AMRT @eaton: Really struck by the fact that Kaepernick's ongoing silent, peaceful protest was deeply, rage-inducingly unacceptable to white A…
• Mar 21, 2017 11:25 PMRT @dschonbe: @igb @Concur ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/5WHvhFY14Y
• Mar 21, 2017 8:30 PMRT @markimbriaco: One of the best interview questions I've been asked was "Tell me about some people you've helped in your career."
• Mar 21, 2017 8:24 PMPeople never ask me what being a manager is like, but I think this picture pretty much captures the essence of the job. https://t.co/Fs9wlA… 📷
• Mar 21, 2017 5:53 PM@APSUConsultancy that or check the kid in along with the laptops and iPads
• Mar 21, 2017 5:28 PM@APSUConsultancy my child (no siblings) is a 2.5yo & can't read yet. I ain't gonna read "Curious George" out loud for 16h between DXB & SFO.
• Mar 21, 2017 2:28 PM@jhamlett @cmort I think you meant to say "to go watch @cmort beat out Russell Winfield in the US Open in Vermont"
• Mar 21, 2017 2:17 PMRT @kristoncapps: The Muslim laptop ban may be a protectionist measure to boost domestic carriers against foreign subsidized airlines: http…
• Mar 21, 2017 1:45 PMRT @goldengateblond: You guys have GOT to stop feeding these people after midnight. https://t.co/ix2HAjfrb8
• Mar 21, 2017 1:43 PM@mkdubbya DT won't know either.
• Mar 21, 2017 1:38 PMThis timeline or simulation we're trapped in appears to be some sort of incredibly racist, profoundly stupid "Groundhog's Day".
• Mar 21, 2017 1:14 PMThe laptop & iPad ban endangers all travelers by preventing parents from entertaining melt-down prone toddlers on long international flights
• Mar 21, 2017 12:18 PM@Pinboard the ban on iPads puts us all at risk from restless, unoccupied toddlers melting down on long international flights.
• Mar 21, 2017 12:16 PMRT @Pinboard: Ban on laptops addresses the credible, imminent threat of passengers from Muslim countries subtweeting the President on a US-…
• Mar 21, 2017 9:41 AMRT @JuddLegum: "Can this country afford to have a prez under investigation by the FBI? Think of the trauma that would do to this country" -…
• Mar 21, 2017 9:30 AMRT @wyclef: LAPD another case of mistaken identity. Black man with red bandana robbed a gas station as I was in the studio working but im i…
• Mar 21, 2017 9:21 AMHave the monsters behind this idiotic policy never traveled with children before?
• Mar 21, 2017 9:19 AMThis ban on in-cabin electronics would've meant not having an iPad full of "Daniel the Tiger" on a 16-hour flight. https://t.co/sccmQnpCmW … 📷
• Mar 21, 2017 8:43 AMRT @baldfacelodge: Second annual #baldfacezigzag Stay tuned for results this evening. 🙏🏼@DAngelicoNY @vanssnow @hiballenergy @electric http…
• Mar 21, 2017 8:41 AMRT @KalvinMacleod: I feel like this is super important https://t.co/l7ZSHvnK4M 📷
• Mar 21, 2017 8:34 AMRT @SarahHuckabee: Imagine if a REPUBLICAN presidential candidate came under FBI investigation as votes were being cast
• Mar 21, 2017 8:06 AMRT @meganamram: Donald trump sounds like someone trying to get out of jury duty
• Mar 21, 2017 12:53 AMRT @Whoozley: I defy you to find a Wile E Coyote gif that isn't a metaphor for Brexit. https://t.co/G1WDTnxhUt 🎥
• Mar 20, 2017 4:57 PM@NuttySwiss Thursday?
• Mar 20, 2017 4:44 PMRT @thehill: NY AG hires fired US attorney's prosecutor to handle Trump admin cases: https://t.co/u3Hz1EVXih https://t.co/MInZNOybH4 📷
• Mar 20, 2017 3:17 PMRT @nytimes: FBI director, on Trump's charges that he was wiretapped by Obama: "I have no information that supports those tweets" https://t…
• Mar 20, 2017 2:26 PMPOTUS: would it be more legal if I end each crazy sentence with a question mark? AG Sessions: actually sir my expertise is mostly in racis…
• Mar 20, 2017 2:07 PM@jhamlett those look somewhat similar to my all-time fave: the Nike Vortex.
• Mar 20, 2017 1:50 PMRT @joshbloch: I found this article enlightening. Also, the picture is cool. https://t.co/wr49rT3raj
• Mar 20, 2017 8:36 AM"Tweets can lead to demonstrations, and demonstrations can lead to revolution, and that will bring down the regime." https://t.co/SXqwLbYy69
• Mar 20, 2017 5:49 AMRT @HelloAngels: Hello, Sunday! We're reviewing resumes for our part-time Investment Principal role. It's not too late to apply 🚀: https://…
• Mar 20, 2017 5:49 AMRT @britishmuseum: Artist Josef Albers was born #onthisday in 1888. He taught at the #Bauhaus in Germany before emigrating to the US #Ameri…
• Mar 20, 2017 5:27 AMOh, and a special shout out to the other Tweeps with whom I share the same 4 year Twitterversary: @joyousx, @e_hoogendoorn, and @be_harvey!
• Mar 20, 2017 5:26 AM#LoveWhereYouWork
• Mar 20, 2017 5:25 AMI look forward to being part of what we do next, and to see Twitter continue to grow and shape how people (and bots and brands) communicate.
• Mar 20, 2017 5:24 AMI'm just as excited to still be a part of @twitter today, as I was four years ago.
• Mar 20, 2017 5:23 AMSo, thank you to everyone I’ve worked with, and thank you to all the people out there who use this weird, ineffable Twitter thing.
• Mar 20, 2017 5:23 AMTo have been given that opportunity, to have had a chance to work with so many great people over the years, is a privilege.
• Mar 20, 2017 5:22 AMIt’s rare that you get a chance to work on something that you believe in, on something that you feel makes a difference.
• Mar 20, 2017 5:22 AMI started working at @twitter 4 years ago. It's been an amazing job.
• Mar 20, 2017 4:32 AM@srw good luck!!!
• Mar 20, 2017 3:57 AMRT @danicarrington: Can't you just pay us the same as men https://t.co/ix21RLHgcW
• Mar 20, 2017 2:10 AM@dickc @mikeindustries I'll take an NFL QB taking a public stand on #BlackLivesMatter & not voting vs. one with a #MAGA hat in their locker.
• Mar 20, 2017 1:36 AMTIL: our Brand & Creative director, @Jayanta, goes into the office on Sundays to DJ over a live @periscopeco stream. https://t.co/HveWdQLCX7
• Mar 20, 2017 1:08 AMRT @Noahpinion: If this continues, I worry about dog-wagging war. Heck, even if it doesn't continue, I worry about dog-wagging war. https:…
• Mar 20, 2017 1:05 AMRT @testedcom: Martin's idea was to create a scale model of an Airbus A310 airliner that would fly at scale speeds. https://t.co/9CcHD3iBkJ
• Mar 19, 2017 12:14 PMRT @LibyaLiberty: This beef is getting out of hand. https://t.co/UMq5dQj0I3
• Mar 19, 2017 8:32 AMRT @GreatDismal: Fables of the Deconstruction
• Mar 19, 2017 2:54 AM@tedd4u Turn on / Tune in
• Mar 19, 2017 12:52 AM@joshu that's just a single-node mechanical Turk of me desperately trying different formulas & cell ranges until something doesn't error out
• Mar 18, 2017 8:47 PMThat was a long flight. https://t.co/4UKeaK2yyI 📷
• Mar 18, 2017 9:26 AMRT @norm: 'Don't decrease the goal. Increase the effort.'
• Mar 18, 2017 4:02 AMNext up: 16 hours of "Frozen", "Daniel the Tiger", and "Peppa Pig"! DXB ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO https://t.co/pdHGwQK3AI 📷
• Mar 18, 2017 3:18 AMRT @jonnysun: tracery (by @GalaxyKate!) on https://t.co/41VkGlDYAg (by @v21!) https://t.co/5U6N7L9r0f
• Mar 18, 2017 3:10 AM@firepile finding a playground in the terminal next to a Starbucks is key
• Mar 18, 2017 3:00 AMThe playground in Terminal B of the Dubai International Airport is right next to a Starbucks. #dadlife #winning
• Mar 17, 2017 4:50 PM12 hour layover in Dubai. Thank Cthulhu for a hotel inside the airport and on the same side of customs as the departure and arrival gates.
• Mar 17, 2017 10:04 AMHere we go again. IXC ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DXB https://t.co/s8VSZqNKqX 📷
• Mar 17, 2017 8:15 AMDigging the curled-up tail of the spangled drongo. https://t.co/TIAsuyGXsp 📷
• Mar 17, 2017 8:09 AMI'm bummed that the only photo I could get of this verditer flycatcher was not in direct sunlight. These birds are a brilliant light-blue. … 📷
• Mar 17, 2017 7:53 AMSpotted this black redstart in "Leisure Valley" park in Sector 10 of Chandigarh, IN. https://t.co/jHOsWpKzwj 📷
• Mar 17, 2017 7:36 AMIndia birdspotting, bulbul edition: Red-vented bulbul, Himalayan bulbul, and a black bulbul. https://t.co/D51nxGkV3N 📷
• Mar 17, 2017 3:37 AMRT @TomPerez: As my friend @JoeBiden says, “Don't tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I'll tell you what you value.”
• Mar 17, 2017 3:34 AMRT @ditzkoff: just two presidents, talking about their love of literature https://t.co/o2cdxeuZ6p 📷
• Mar 17, 2017 12:47 AMRT @st5are: .@BobbyD_FL talking about how we use @ApacheAurora and @ApacheMesos to run our production systems @Twitter! @TwitterSRE #SREOpe…
• Mar 17, 2017 12:32 AMRT @magicandrew: Live from inside McDonalds global social media HQ https://t.co/ifjl9hyiUv 🎥
• Mar 17, 2017 12:31 AMIt's already Friday here so a happy birthday shoutout to @jhamlett. Strong #FF for those interested in pop culture, kicks, and design.
• Mar 16, 2017 4:31 PMSkating on frozen sand. https://t.co/MiC6j8HHN5
• Mar 16, 2017 2:04 PMFor all of Trump's fear mongering around ISIS, his budget is an economic echo of ISIS's physical attacks on cultural institutions. https://…
• Mar 16, 2017 1:45 PMRT @rno: Autonomous car trap. https://t.co/OW1tHxcuei 📷
• Mar 16, 2017 1:45 PMRT @nytimes: Trump's proposal is the first time a president has called for ending the arts and humanities endowments https://t.co/A0hPuoMejc
• Mar 16, 2017 1:34 PM"The horseman on a white horse galloped, bending bow to spread pestilence. At his back a quiver of arrows containing germs of all diseases.…
• Mar 16, 2017 1:21 PMRT @archillect: https://t.co/cyxvhq2w7e 🎥
• Mar 16, 2017 1:15 PMRT @QCon: Top rated talks at #qconsf "In-Memory Caching: Curb Tail Latency with Pelikan" live on #infoq https://t.co/FQn8HohewB @thinkingfi…
• Mar 16, 2017 12:56 PMRT @TwitterIndia: Over 6.4m Tweets about #StateElections on Twitter. Highlights here: https://t.co/BItvTmi0f4 https://t.co/xUUCTJMfkY 📷
• Mar 16, 2017 12:38 PMRT @sinKEVitch: King Kirby. https://t.co/7u9OHy5ZZY 📷
• Mar 16, 2017 6:43 AMRT @JulieFoudy: Sadly, this isnt a new battle for US Women's Hockey team. When will USA Hockey finally treat women fairly? My take: https:/…
• Mar 16, 2017 5:23 AMRT @seldo: "Your plan will hurt the people who voted for you" "I know" "That seems counter to your election message" "It is" https://t.co/F…
• Mar 16, 2017 5:10 AMThe beginning of the end of America. https://t.co/0kCGHAeiBU
• Mar 16, 2017 5:03 AMRT @joshbloch: This man is a disgrace to the presidency and a danger to us all. https://t.co/id5sPUVZUH
• Mar 16, 2017 4:53 AMRT @TheDaiLlew: If she isn't President of Earth by the time I'm 80, I'll be bitterly disappointed. https://t.co/f5qEfaaPT7 📷
• Mar 16, 2017 4:47 AMRT @shatil: Written in permanent marker on my brother-in-law's locker at his workplace, @GNCLiveWell https://t.co/Qdv953AhMO 📷
• Mar 16, 2017 4:46 AM@shatil @GNCLiveWell that is fucked up. :-(
• Mar 16, 2017 3:18 AMStartup idea: "Slomoscope". Live broadcasts à la @periscopeco but all broadcasts are slow-mo streams. "Liveness" decreases over stream time.
• Mar 16, 2017 2:51 AMRT @karenmcgrane: All I want in life is for BBC Interview girl and Library of Congress girl to team up and solve mysteries https://t.co/yQ9…
• Mar 16, 2017 2:44 AMRT @adam_messinger: A rare chance to work with a truly great consumer PM. https://t.co/6StNFV41SA
• Mar 16, 2017 12:11 AMRT @StarleeKine: Literally impossible to enjoy this https://t.co/AXTDS71LKw
• Mar 15, 2017 3:50 PM@Raheelk @jack Every time I visit India, I'm impressed at the extent to which Twitter is part of the news & politics discussion. Nice work!… 📷
• Mar 15, 2017 1:22 PMOr at least municipalize their last-mile infrastructure within SF (and other) city limits.
• Mar 15, 2017 12:27 PMRT @JosephScrimshaw: People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in…
• Mar 15, 2017 12:26 PMThe Presidency of Donald Trump is a long con by Roger Ailes to drive up @foxandfriends ratings as America tunes in to decode POTUS's tweets…
• Mar 15, 2017 12:15 PM@realDonaldTrump wait..which CEO?
• Mar 15, 2017 10:33 AMWe should nationalize XFINITY, Comcast Business, Time Warner Cable, and every other broadband provider operating in the United States.
• Mar 15, 2017 8:12 AMThis piece by @scrawford is a must read for fans of infrastructure, city government, economics, and technology. https://t.co/HsIoReh3cK
• Mar 15, 2017 7:52 AM@bader_diedrich hey, next time how about a trigger warning for those of us who ran track or cross-country. Those things were brutal.
• Mar 15, 2017 5:20 AM@njm 👏🏼
• Mar 15, 2017 4:34 AMWelp, I now have a patch of permanently purple punk rock hair thanks to #Holi. https://t.co/3JlbD3Ctia 📷
• Mar 15, 2017 3:05 AMRT @billgraham: Heading to @strataconf this week? I'll be discussing elastic stream processing using Heron. Come check it out. https://t.co…
• Mar 14, 2017 2:46 PM@heyjoshua you sub-tweeting me again?
• Mar 14, 2017 11:14 AM"If you’ve read the @melvillehouse blog, you know that @amazon are a bunch of fuckers who gut regional job markets." https://t.co/Aq2LxBqvEE
• Mar 14, 2017 10:36 AMRT @HayesBrown: Overlooked in all of this: KellyAnne Conway seems to think Inspector Gadget was an inspector of gadgets, not a gadget-fille…
• Mar 14, 2017 6:45 AMRT @StephenAtHome: Because I could not stop for Death/ He kindly stopped health insurance for 24m people/and said, "but look how much money…
• Mar 14, 2017 1:22 AMRT @murphstahoe: I am not sure who's more dangerous - the Trumpists, or the flying cars people https://t.co/qUHFAOalFa
• Mar 14, 2017 1:21 AMRT @NESN: An anonymous environmental group defaced Trump National Golf Club over the weekend. https://t.co/tChmIHxOTh https://t.co/Tsklfqd…
• Mar 14, 2017 1:13 AMDo sitting presidents usually involve themselves in municipal transportation and safety issues? https://t.co/fvnl83WBVt
• Mar 13, 2017 11:17 PMRT @chrisgeidner: JFC, he learned how to thread — but now he's threading tweets that have nothing to do with one another. 😫 https://t.co/vf…
• Mar 13, 2017 12:36 PMRT @GreatDismal: King is a walking, tweeting Overton Window
• Mar 13, 2017 8:32 AMRT @tarashoe: what the fuck time is it
• Mar 13, 2017 6:26 AM@ilunatech Happy Holi!!!
• Mar 13, 2017 6:26 AM#Holi War https://t.co/QQJRg18dBK 📷
• Mar 13, 2017 6:21 AM@ilunatech current #Holi status https://t.co/ezo5qZg2aa 📷
• Mar 13, 2017 5:59 AM#Holi rangoli. https://t.co/RlFcT4MTIl 📷
• Mar 12, 2017 11:17 PMRT @nxthompson: Last week: People with integrity ask Sessions to resign. This week: Sessions asks people with integrity to resign.
• Mar 12, 2017 3:25 PMRT @ocubot: SXSW added a second show! Can't make it in at 12:30? See you at 2PM! https://t.co/CpM5gq3GpX or https://t.co/sDmMJ5pKoQ ...Man,…
• Mar 12, 2017 2:16 PM@jaketapper that image would make one heck of an avatar though.
• Mar 12, 2017 2:13 PM"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Mar 12, 2017 11:02 AM@EitanAdler StAX FTW
• Mar 12, 2017 9:38 AMFork-tailed drongos are everywhere here. This one was spotted in the Chandigarh "Rose Garden" park. https://t.co/iG5ERWAwDZ 📷
• Mar 12, 2017 12:26 AMRT @tomfgoodwin: It's weird how phone calls have been replaced by text, but everyone thinks voice and conversation is the new UI.
• Mar 11, 2017 10:45 PM@slyphon we've been here once before for #Holi (it was awesome), but this'll be the first time with the ~3yo. She's gonna lose her mind!
• Mar 11, 2017 10:34 PMLook, you can't make a DIY Lazarus Pit without destroying a Jacuzzi or two with acid. https://t.co/q0XeIW45EY
• Mar 11, 2017 10:17 PMRT @business: Trump fires Wall Street enforcer Preet Bharara after he refuses to resign https://t.co/oYGbaKVSTC https://t.co/hcxQZewUcw 📷
• Mar 11, 2017 10:09 PMRT @jonnysun: 2010: twiter is like a big cocktail party! 2017: so ok twiter is like u stand on a mountain and shout at no one and then som…
• Mar 11, 2017 1:09 PM#Holi weapons. https://t.co/RL2746pXO3 📷
• Mar 11, 2017 11:58 AMThese brown-headed barbets have been hanging out in the trees in front of the house. https://t.co/1VhEqDrtpX 📷
• Mar 11, 2017 9:55 AM@archillect soon #holi
• Mar 11, 2017 1:10 AMRT @KTVU: UPDATE: @SFPD Subject in Valencia St. barricaded in apt & contained. No word on how long situation will last https://t.co/rx0vk6…
• Mar 11, 2017 1:05 AMRT @JeremySF: Intense scene in the mission right now. https://t.co/hRA0YyLDIa 📷
• Mar 11, 2017 12:58 AM@stumpf quit subtweeting me
• Mar 11, 2017 12:53 AMRT @soozinbird: Inspiring high school kids to explore computer science @tealsk12org @twitterforgood #CSforAll @TwitterWomen https://t.co/UO…
• Mar 11, 2017 12:46 AM@YasminYonis me too!
• Mar 11, 2017 12:23 AM@YasminYonis @FlyHenderson I'm alive, but perhaps you meant to ask @igb_von?
• Mar 10, 2017 11:30 PMRT @sfmta_muni: The first @SundayStreets of 2017 kicks off this weekend on Valencia Street in the Mission. Join the car-free fun! https://t…
• Mar 10, 2017 12:54 PMTIL: parakeets eat flowers https://t.co/6IUSEGvayy 📷
• Mar 10, 2017 12:10 PMThe perfect gift for any art-school dropouts or French lit. majors in your life. https://t.co/Wa2fumnoyW 📷
• Mar 10, 2017 10:50 AM@cravensroost just in Pooja's folks car...iPhone on slow-mo record stabilized by pressing phone against window and door.
• Mar 10, 2017 8:59 AMRT @starbuxman: WebSphere was a mistake https://t.co/3gbC1JIJ7d https://t.co/PveQTcE622 📷
• Mar 10, 2017 5:16 AMRequired reading. https://t.co/ODfotROusK 📷
• Mar 10, 2017 4:09 AMAn Indian grey hornbill kicking it in the backyard. https://t.co/ezpyyodbgw 📷
• Mar 9, 2017 11:20 PMRT @NickMerrill: I'd say public confidence is slipping when there are questions about your ability to pull off Easter. https://t.co/K9pd3By…
• Mar 9, 2017 11:17 PM"To protect 1st Amendment interests, border agents should be required to get a warrant before searching devices." https://t.co/wWjvZjMNXb
• Mar 9, 2017 10:34 PMRT @THE_OSU: Andrew Bogut: No one's had a shorter career in Cleveland than me Brock Osweiler: Hold my beer
• Mar 9, 2017 9:52 PMRT @channingb: I'm hiring @Twitter. Looking for an employee comms superstar to join our growing, global team. DM me https://t.co/w8Uf2nJFew…
• Mar 9, 2017 8:44 PMChandigarh Transport Undertaking https://t.co/9XTY8YhlNm 🎥
• Mar 9, 2017 1:46 PMOmar sort has an average and worst-case performance of O(n deed).
• Mar 9, 2017 1:35 PM@doriantaylor O(indeed)
• Mar 9, 2017 9:49 AMRT @tqbf: Every iOS jailbreak and everyone who ever managed to get Linux running on a game console is more impressive than the CIA leaks.
• Mar 9, 2017 9:47 AMRT @edyong209: A yr ago, I started tracking the gender balance of the sources in my stories. I've since raised it from 25% women to 50%. An…
• Mar 9, 2017 8:40 AM@teaboardofindia what's the best tea-related activity experience in Chandigarh? Am I too far north for good tea?
• Mar 9, 2017 8:28 AMRT @TwitterData: There have been more than 7.5 million Tweets about #IWD coming in from all around the world https://t.co/gsYCx7qlZp https:…
• Mar 9, 2017 4:28 AM@doriantaylor I'm going to steal your Omarkup and use it in future tweets FYI
• Mar 8, 2017 11:32 PMRT @fastly: Hear from VP of SRE @lisaphillips on incident management at the edge: https://t.co/SW8PNBWvcJ
• Mar 8, 2017 11:31 PM@teaboardofindia @nsitharaman @DIPPGOI @CimGOI 11
• Mar 8, 2017 11:26 PMRT @esten: Do I know anyone in Seattle on whose couch I could crash on March 16th? :D
• Mar 8, 2017 11:04 PMRT @Twitter: Today we're celebrating the leaders, innovators, builders, and storytellers @TwitterWomen. #SheInspiresMe https://t.co/8mKqUga…
• Mar 8, 2017 10:55 PMRT @bx: I'm at #GoogleNext17 this week, find me if you want to talk about how Twitter makes its databases 80% as good as Google's with 1% o…
• Mar 8, 2017 4:57 AMInteresting and well written collection of short stories by Vikram Chandra. One or two of the stories tie in to his other books. https://t.… 📷
• Mar 8, 2017 3:56 AM@towns The Inedible Hulk Pancakes
• Mar 8, 2017 3:53 AMJust so we are all on the same page, this is *not* the future libs want. https://t.co/hQ6M3Vhtc1
• Mar 8, 2017 3:42 AM@msquinn *looks up from the tiny bag of honey-roasted peanuts I've been struggling to open for the last 30 minutes* "Garlic bread knots?"
• Mar 8, 2017 3:17 AMSorry @AahnaBrown, I blew your allowance on this week's @NPR pledge drive. Anyway, here's a super fun tote bag for you to play with.
• Mar 8, 2017 3:09 AMSTFU grandpa, I'll borrow money from my *kid* to fund @NPR if I have to. https://t.co/P1GCnEx5ye
• Mar 8, 2017 2:54 AM"More like 'Continuous George' amirite?" the tired Dad says to himself as the 3yo pleads for yet another story about that goddamn monkey.
• Mar 8, 2017 1:13 AMRT @studiesincrap: From December 1966, a comic-strip ad for Charles Mingus's record club finds Mingus fighting bootleggers https://t.co/XDT…
• Mar 7, 2017 11:19 PM@enbnt approved
• Mar 7, 2017 10:49 PMRT @KenJennings: And the man besought Jesus that he come down and heal his son: for he was near death. Then said Jesus unto him, Did your s…
• Mar 7, 2017 10:22 PM@HiveTheory #TeamBirdName 4 life
• Mar 7, 2017 10:17 PM@HiveTheory I can probably name a project I guess.
• Mar 7, 2017 10:01 PMTwitter HQ needs a conference room named "Carbonated Swamp Warbler" ASAP. https://t.co/dkKHAXztTw
• Mar 7, 2017 9:59 PMRT @kottke: John James Audubon's mystery birds: ornithologists have never found five of birds he painted https://t.co/fV0rLiWz7E
• Mar 7, 2017 9:11 PMRT @SFBART: Here's a rare peek at our brain - a happy coincidence that cabling is blue and white! https://t.co/DUOkMi2sZg 📷
• Mar 7, 2017 8:41 PMRT @that_mc: Hey @sanfranmag your guy Gary Kamiya is appearing on @RollOverEasy on @BFFdotFM this Thursday morning. Tell the People! https:…
• Mar 7, 2017 8:56 AMRT @MikeDrucker: Controversial Thought: I'm kinda okay with taking home slightly less money if fewer people die horribly.
• Mar 7, 2017 8:20 AMRT @periqueblend: Feel good story of the year https://t.co/9V5RSu9cxP
• Mar 7, 2017 7:49 AMA purple sunbird kicking it in the garden this morning. https://t.co/ineUSlVPg2 📷
• Mar 7, 2017 2:41 AMRT @hobbes188: DocuSign enables Android Pay, Apple Pay document payments https://t.co/5udDecmoas
• Mar 7, 2017 2:40 AM@silvermule combine that with the level of inexperience & amateurishness of the Trump staffers and it's even less of surprise #kakistocracy
• Mar 6, 2017 11:34 PM@esten what idiot called it "Digital Humanities" instead of... https://t.co/akoTmYYRyu
• Mar 6, 2017 11:23 PMCurrently considering going back to school to pursue a master's degree in Comp Twit.
• Mar 6, 2017 11:10 PMSpotted a white-throated kingfisher and a white-browed wagtail warming up in the sun during our Monday morning walk by Sukhna Lake. https:/… 📷
• Mar 6, 2017 10:56 PMRT @wblau: The collateral damage of a President discrediting all journalists and all journalism: https://t.co/KL8L6b2zr6 📷
• Mar 6, 2017 10:47 PM@44 try zalgo text next time. it's interesting to see how various parts of the meeting & room reservation ecosystem handle extreme Unicode.
• Mar 6, 2017 10:36 PMRT @kristw: My team is hiring a front-end engineer to help us build awesome data visualization tools. https://t.co/uqOlueRcDW
• Mar 6, 2017 10:35 PMRT @_cingraham: White House press release (left) contains full paragraph copied verbatim from Exxon press release (right). https://t.co/Nlh…
• Mar 6, 2017 9:13 PMRT @mviser: So at this point President Trump is basically calling on Congress to investigate what his sourcing was for his own tweet.
• Mar 6, 2017 7:51 PMRT @pbailis: New preprint and demo for ASAP: automatic smoothing for time series visualization https://t.co/GnvhBAgf5B
• Mar 6, 2017 7:42 PM@gln relevant to your interests...I'd also recommend @iannmcdonald's "River of Gods" and "Cyberabad Days". https://t.co/PINrc4A9Wg
• Mar 6, 2017 7:38 PMMore space opera than McDonald's previous near-future explorations of Earth culture and technology, but a compelling read nonetheless. http… 📷
• Mar 6, 2017 4:16 PMRT @jonnysun: the reason why editing is easier than writing is bc writing only works when u believe u dont suck and editing only works when…
• Mar 6, 2017 3:15 PM@cmeik it's the greatest McDonald's product ever.
• Mar 6, 2017 2:40 PMI travelled halfway around the planet for this. https://t.co/DMdHZT10yU 📷
• Mar 6, 2017 4:00 AMRT @JohnFugelsang: It's like a drunk is driving the bus & we're all just staring at each other bc 27% of the passengers like how he drives.
• Mar 6, 2017 3:59 AMSpotted a rufous treepie on top of the house this morning. https://t.co/6FT9kqVpQq 📷
• Mar 5, 2017 8:11 PMRT @realDonaldTrump: Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is…
• Mar 5, 2017 5:02 PMRT @eecraft: Very interesting. Presuming this comes from more fine grained resource management in native containers vs VMs? https://t.co/Mr…
• Mar 5, 2017 4:56 PMRT @travisbeacham: When do you think the decision was made to not tell Donald Trump about the alien stuff?
• Mar 5, 2017 1:43 AMI'm not the least bit concerned about the two technicians huddled in the cockpit debugging something electrical minutes before we depart.
• Mar 5, 2017 1:24 AMDXB ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ IXC
• Mar 5, 2017 1:07 AMRT @JoshMalina: I want a President who's willing to work the occasional weekend.
• Mar 5, 2017 12:55 AMRT @sm: Slack gets it. Huge advantage when you can find talent that others are idiotically overlooking. https://t.co/US78TT0JEO
• Mar 5, 2017 12:52 AMRT @kvox: !! More men are leaders because of "our inability to discern between confidence and competence"- via @HarvardBiz: https://t.co/mg…
• Mar 5, 2017 12:13 AMThere's a CNN-themed bar in this airport. If the house speciality isn't a drink called "the Fake News" their franchise needs to be revoked.… 📷
• Mar 4, 2017 8:11 PMRT @DougSaunders: Sci-fi where the president has lost his mind and everyone knows because his private thoughts keep appearing on little sla…
• Mar 4, 2017 7:40 PMThere's a bathroom adjacent the Oval Office that has a fifth of Scotch and an unsecured Android phone taped to the back of the toilet.
• Mar 4, 2017 7:21 PM@gpapilion @srw #4099FF
• Mar 4, 2017 7:16 PM@davepell pretty sure he reverse engineered that spelling by incorrectly de-conjugating the word "tapping".
• Mar 4, 2017 6:37 PMCurrently riding around on the light rail and bus systems of #DXB trying to reconcile luggage and airlines and terminals.
• Mar 4, 2017 5:28 PM@gwestr yep! Did business class on it a few trips ago and it was 👌🏼, but with kid in tow we are in coach. It's a big plane.
• Mar 4, 2017 4:53 PMEight hour layover in DXB. Luckily the global reach of American retail culture means a good cup of coffee is always nearby. https://t.co/nZ… 📷
• Mar 3, 2017 11:40 PMHere we go: ~30 hours of flights and layovers with a just-about-to-turn three year old. First leg: SFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ DXB https://t.co/unUhZlUnEm 📷
• Mar 3, 2017 10:09 PMRT @RVAwonk: #Sessions met w/ Kislyak for the 2nd time on Sept. 8. I did a LexisNexis search to see what was going on at that time. Here we…
• Mar 3, 2017 9:58 PM@TonyPrintezis it's for me :-)
• Mar 3, 2017 9:39 PMHopefully the coffee will throw off the dogs when we pass through customs. https://t.co/hbhC5N5OIU 📷
• Mar 3, 2017 4:57 PMRT @ICSandwichGuy: You are only making him more powerful https://t.co/vSMzFeD9NY 📷
• Mar 3, 2017 4:51 PMRT @Pinboard: Guardian ombudsman yawns, stretches, gazes out of hut at azure tropical sky, where a skywriter seems to be writing something…
• Mar 3, 2017 3:32 PM@shatil @c0ngwang https://t.co/Qpmo5jzpNa 🎥
• Mar 3, 2017 3:21 PMRT @mipsytipsy: every aws outage ever contains some version of "oops haha brb decoupling control plane from customer stuff" https://t.co/ID…
• Mar 3, 2017 6:18 AM@isaach that's a bit unfair, it's not like the current administration is actively fostering this kind of behavior https://t.co/AA3piAAIDe
• Mar 3, 2017 5:51 AM"Russia’s accomplished what it set out to do: promote division & internal disorder in America." - @Alex_Whitcomb https://t.co/2iABjWkrvi
• Mar 3, 2017 5:41 AMRT @techwolf359: Super excited to tweet that Etsy is hiring another MySQL Ops Engineer! https://t.co/PFcpZoniMG #mysql #jobs
• Mar 3, 2017 5:40 AMRT @christreadway: 1951: Oakland scientist proposes detonating an atomic bomb on the Hayward fault as a way to ward off a future major eart…
• Mar 3, 2017 5:24 AM@hunterwalk @amac @nicolewong @EFF we prefer to refer to them as "former Tweeps".
• Mar 3, 2017 4:53 AMRT @elakdawalla: Apropos of nothing in particular, enjoy this photo of the guts of Curiosity. Just a few wires and electronics boxes packed…
• Mar 3, 2017 3:13 AMRT @hhorstall: In case anyone forgot why Uber/Lyft are cheaper than taxis, it’s because a VC is spotting you 30% of your fare…until competi…
• Mar 3, 2017 2:42 AMI expect there was heated debate amongst White House social media staffers about which spelling of "witch" was correct. https://t.co/vNzZZw…
• Mar 3, 2017 2:40 AMSomewhere in a dimly lit (because they can't operate the light switches) room an aide counts the characters of Sharpie™-scribbled sentences…
• Mar 3, 2017 12:51 AM@davepell I'll thank you to keep Mike Pence away from my home town.
• Mar 2, 2017 9:57 PMRT @brianschatz: I'm thinking Jeff Sessions is not the right person to investigate Jeff Sessions.
• Mar 2, 2017 8:38 PM@ChrisThalinger oh, i hope not. that's the one person who will never make that mistake again.
• Mar 2, 2017 6:36 PMHigh level summary of the S3 outage. There but for the grace of Cthulu... https://t.co/dRdB6cdlcf
• Mar 2, 2017 5:44 PMRT @JeffGlueck: The Not-So-Surprising Survival of Foursquare from @newyorker https://t.co/GSnQUU1Zo2
• Mar 2, 2017 4:43 PMRT @McJesse: That moment you realize "The Beatles" is a pun. https://t.co/O7PhM4TtzP 🎥
• Mar 2, 2017 3:14 PM@gpapilion but yeah, there but for the grace of Cthulhu go I.
• Mar 2, 2017 3:10 PM@ActualWolf @lowtheband strong hire
• Mar 2, 2017 2:50 PMRT @maxthegirl: Ted Cruz also suggested Sessions may have misspoke because he had been subjected to hours of grilling. https://t.co/ipJNuHM…
• Mar 2, 2017 2:48 PM@gpapilion everyone has hardware problems too, Geoff.
• Mar 2, 2017 2:45 PM@soozinbird if you are stopping by the Twitter Boston office be sure to say hello to @TonyPrintezis!
• Mar 2, 2017 2:35 PM6) Alistair Reynolds 1.3% 7) Italo Calvino 1.2% 8) Jean-Paul Sartré 0.87% 9) John Irving 0.87% 10) John le Carré 0.87%
• Mar 2, 2017 2:34 PMTop 10 authors in collection: 1) @cstross 1.6% 2) Samuel Beckett 1.5% 3) Dan Simmons 1.4% 4) Stanislaw Lem 1.4% 5) @GreatDismal 1.3%
• Mar 2, 2017 7:00 AMSpent way too much time cataloguing all the books in my personal library. https://t.co/Tf3zyF73Lt
• Mar 1, 2017 5:04 PMRT @Manda_like_wine: Me: I'm making supper. What would you like? 5yo: For you to never die.
• Mar 1, 2017 4:46 PMRT @vijaya: At this point, they should probably just change the name of the DOJ to something else. https://t.co/tA6mzVEwwZ
• Mar 1, 2017 4:41 PMRT @cra: excited to welcome @grpcio to the @CloudNativeFdn family; been great working with the gRPC community and looking forward to them g…
• Mar 1, 2017 4:39 PMRT @paolobacigalupi: Thinking about the term "climate change." Atwood has suggested that "everything change" is more representative of what…
• Mar 1, 2017 3:55 PMRT @vijaya: We’re continuing our work to make Twitter safer & moving faster than ever! https://t.co/q2hawo5Mi1
• Mar 1, 2017 3:54 PMRT @RVAwonk: Now that Trump's #JointAddress is over, let's talk abt how GOP voted today to keep intel on Trump's ties to Russia hidden from…
• Mar 1, 2017 3:35 PMRT @ashleyfeinberg: I regret waking up https://t.co/vnryYRbqUN
• Mar 1, 2017 12:14 PMRT @lachancenaomi: this is basically every trump speech https://t.co/TWbVhJvbaw 📷
• Mar 1, 2017 3:47 AM@esm "'at' dammit, I meant 'at'" I scream at my phone!
• Mar 1, 2017 3:19 AMCurrent @NPR live transcript status. #JointAddress https://t.co/VFQ9OuDC1B 📷
• Mar 1, 2017 3:13 AM@esm beats yelling it one's phone
• Mar 1, 2017 3:08 AMRT @NPRinskeep: The quick reference to ending the TPP did not mention China is now doing a trade deal with Pacific nations instead.