June 2016 (324 tweets)

• Jun 30, 2016 8:53 PMRT @jonorcutt: https://t.co/oQ0coxifQI 📷
• Jun 30, 2016 7:57 PMRT @peterseibel: OH: There’s a huge strategic advantage in actually giving a shit
• Jun 30, 2016 3:33 PMStop and start #BART this morning.
• Jun 30, 2016 2:46 PMRT @safety: Mute is one of many tools to give you the best possible experience on Twitter. Find out how it works to protect you. https://t.…
• Jun 30, 2016 6:54 AM@jonnysun is your phone a Samsa-sung?
• Jun 30, 2016 4:06 AM@thisjimpanzee it's the only way to avoid touching anything
• Jun 29, 2016 5:38 PM@larley if the last week has taught us nothing else, it's that direct democracy is how we answer important questions
• Jun 29, 2016 4:23 PMThe bar for being an "influencer" on Twitter keeps getting lower. https://t.co/hIVtEdPvvo 📷
• Jun 29, 2016 1:57 PMRT @missokistic: Is Nigel Farage what happens when you feed Mr. Bean after midnight?
• Jun 29, 2016 4:43 AM"At least the planes ran on time." https://t.co/YoXm7t6z8Q
• Jun 29, 2016 2:28 AMRT @john_overholt: This old illustration might be useful if you're writing about the current state of the GOP. https://t.co/EGc7Iq9tOM http…
• Jun 29, 2016 2:11 AMRT @zmanji: MUNI can't even run enough trains when there is a Giants game. What the fuck are they going to do when there are Warriors games…
• Jun 29, 2016 1:40 AMNothing like coming home from a trip to find brand new vinyl in the mailbox. https://t.co/ye9R18DJib 📷
• Jun 28, 2016 10:25 PMRDM ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO https://t.co/hqV0Xcass7 📷
• Jun 28, 2016 7:44 AMCouldn't put this down once I started reading. A fantastic book that doesn't easily fit into a single genre. https://t.co/keTDzbCZo8 📷
• Jun 27, 2016 10:42 PMRT @POTUS: Every woman has a constitutional right to make her own reproductive choices. I'm pleased to see the Supreme Court reaffirm that…
• Jun 27, 2016 9:35 PMRT @john_overholt: Boston-area Ford dealership steals Firewatch art for its ad. https://t.co/Wg0UBYmHm0 cc @universalhub https://t.co/r83FU…
• Jun 27, 2016 3:54 PM6.5 mile AM run: hills, sun, and a finish alongside the Deschutes River. https://t.co/77Ug6MgYgQ 📷
• Jun 27, 2016 5:48 AMAt #monitorama this week? Check out the "Building Twitter’s Next-Gen Alerting System" talk by @megankanne, @JustANguyen & @sortalongo.
• Jun 27, 2016 5:05 AM@davemangot @Monitorama be sure to check out the talk by @megankanne and @JustANguyen on Twitter's new monitoring and alerting system!
• Jun 26, 2016 11:40 PMRemind me to never fly with @united or book with @expedia again.
• Jun 26, 2016 11:05 PMRT @PacificaPolice: Shark sighting at Linda Mar Beach https://t.co/UbVHRcJl2L via @nextdoor
• Jun 26, 2016 10:32 PM@jkup I use @DocuSign. Good support and workflows on Android, iOS, and Web.
• Jun 26, 2016 4:28 AM@jhamlett https://t.co/qGVkBBgCxY
• Jun 26, 2016 4:04 AM@srw @lauren_castilla congrats!!!
• Jun 26, 2016 2:39 AM#DateNight https://t.co/ivJKs7YqOP 📷
• Jun 26, 2016 1:21 AM@jco @zefrank https://t.co/NaYyDr46EL 📷
• Jun 26, 2016 1:14 AMRT @peterhartlaub: "Dad, guess what I am!" "A Juggalo" "Wrong. Guess again!" "From Insane Clown Posse." "I'm a Stormtroo ..." "Juggalo" htt…
• Jun 25, 2016 8:50 PMRT @tvaziri: Chicago Tribune headline writer should be proud. Kudos. https://t.co/blZ9oRsrsG 📷
• Jun 25, 2016 8:49 PMWestern scrub jay spotted along the Deschutes river this AM. https://t.co/ukVogFabhs 📷
• Jun 25, 2016 2:58 PMAM run in Bend. Pretty much hills every which way you turn. https://t.co/sdD1lHR1u2 📷
• Jun 25, 2016 5:57 AMRT @newsmary: “If we are victorious in one more battle … we shall be utterly ruined.” https://t.co/ADnHkBqUL9
• Jun 25, 2016 4:22 AM@jco @jonnysun took me awhile too!
• Jun 25, 2016 4:20 AM@jco @jonnysun We're All Brexit! https://t.co/ewAnMB7j92 🎥
• Jun 25, 2016 3:59 AMRT @michikokakutani: "Systems fiction: picking apart the systems that make society work. Think Atwood, DeLillo & Asimov." @guardianbooks ht…
• Jun 25, 2016 2:04 AMRT @SketchesbyBoze: VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy…
• Jun 25, 2016 1:53 AM@kdspaul don't worry @cxxxs , my +1 Emacs cancel's out Kiran's -1.
• Jun 25, 2016 1:51 AM@cxxxs it was awesome to work with you...best of luck in your future endeavors!!! (Also, that #emacs sticker is 💯!)
• Jun 25, 2016 1:47 AMRT @ThamKhaiMeng: Awesome real time geomorphology. An AR sandbox! Thanks @christlet @ucdavis @MrChristiffa https://t.co/jHEmlAy12D 🎥
• Jun 24, 2016 9:52 PM@roach at current rates that's only $150.51 USD. Seems like a bargain!
• Jun 24, 2016 9:48 PMRT @john_overholt: @ftrain What if the real European Union was in our hearts all along?
• Jun 24, 2016 8:31 PM@robmalchow the demonym "Cromulen" denotes people hailing from perfectly cromulent regions, areas, and localities.
• Jun 24, 2016 8:26 PMTIL: the word "demonym" https://t.co/nPPjJxKVtA
• Jun 24, 2016 8:18 PMRT @topherwhite107: Buffalo will do it better https://t.co/fXU4R2y7Is
• Jun 24, 2016 6:21 PM@dekker @WhatTheFFacts sort of depends on how thick the wall is I guess (imagines a deadly, invisible monofilament encircling the globe)
• Jun 24, 2016 6:19 PM@mleinart @tweetbot yeah, and it stores a "topic" so you can keep tweeting w/o accidentally in-threading a self-reply.
• Jun 24, 2016 6:12 PM@mleinart so the "Topics" feature in @tweetbot is nice, but only a saves a few keystrokes. It doesn't enumerate/split longform text. :-(
• Jun 24, 2016 6:05 PMRT @joffley: How do I tell them?? #Brexit https://t.co/6Y7hRIKINi 📷
• Jun 24, 2016 4:49 PM…compromising the accounts of celebrities in order to get humanity to pay attention to important stuff and have opinions informed by facts.
• Jun 24, 2016 4:43 PMTBH tho, I was sort of hoping she’d been hacked, and we would start seeing scientists, economists, and other experts in various fields…
• Jun 24, 2016 4:39 PMGenuinely stoked to see @lindsaylohan’s second act has transformed her into an ephemeral pundit on #brexit socio-economics.
• Jun 24, 2016 4:31 PMRT @jonwurster: I don't like that Boris Johnson looks more like he's in a rock band than I do.
• Jun 24, 2016 4:10 PM@mleinart nice! Will give it a try.
• Jun 24, 2016 4:01 PMIs there a good third-party app for composing tweetstorms?
• Jun 24, 2016 3:47 PMRT @starbex: Holy shit, they replaced David Cameron with a cat. https://t.co/0r7KouIHW1 📷
• Jun 24, 2016 11:28 AMRT @Pinboard: Can’t the queen stop this shit? Bring the hammer down, Liz
• Jun 24, 2016 3:49 AMRT @stableford: #Brexit. #EUref. #Leave. https://t.co/AxT6pM2PUT 🎥
• Jun 24, 2016 3:46 AMRT @BBCBreaking: BBC forecasts UK votes to #Leave the European Union https://t.co/itsARDBbYF #EURef #Brexit https://t.co/gASaxpdNi3 📷
• Jun 24, 2016 3:12 AMAfter a 60 minute flight to a city in the same time zone as San Francisco, I'm feeling the effects of jetlag.
• Jun 24, 2016 2:31 AMRT @DougSaunders: The Raft of the Medusa could be the new British coat of arms https://t.co/pKbjZ5TFX8
• Jun 24, 2016 2:27 AMRT @felixsalmon: If Leave wins because of British Rail fuckups, so help me https://t.co/lrWzC2PW7j
• Jun 24, 2016 2:12 AM@united thanks! That was quite helpful. Changed seats sans problème!
• Jun 24, 2016 1:52 AMRT @SamGrittner: I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more.
• Jun 24, 2016 1:24 AMRT @Bernalwood: Presidential helicopters now flying over Bernal Heights. Thanks Obama.
• Jun 23, 2016 11:37 PMRT @clurr: Worst Eurovision ever
• Jun 23, 2016 11:22 PMRT @yminsky: Is there any good academic work on versioning? I feel like there's some calculus of versioning schemes just waiting to be disc…
• Jun 23, 2016 8:59 PM@tedd4u @AahnaBrown 100% charged and ready!
• Jun 23, 2016 7:45 PMSFO ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ RDM (First time flying solo with a toddler! 😬) https://t.co/rLz4WTFrQ5 📷
• Jun 23, 2016 5:58 AMRT @abc7newsbayarea: #BREAKING: SF police are investigating after 2 bicyclists were killed in separate hit-and-run crashes. https://t.co/8l…
• Jun 23, 2016 3:59 AM@united what's the best way to change seats if I've booked through @Expedia? (Expedia says I need to contact airline to modify seats.)
• Jun 23, 2016 2:41 AMRT @susanferrechio: CSPAN is now running both the floor feed and the illegal Periscope view from the floor.
• Jun 23, 2016 2:33 AMRT @digiphile: Hundreds of people are outside of the @uscapitol at 9:30 PM. Men, women & children, standing & sharing https://t.co/S37lpv2b…
• Jun 22, 2016 5:09 PMRT @jayfry3: Best advice from @bridgetkromhout regarding doing all this tech stuff: “Talk to each other.” Tools: necessary, not sufficient.…
• Jun 22, 2016 4:17 PMRT @caitie: #VelocityConf keynotes start now and it's being live streamed! @randommood and I take the stage at 10:05am
• Jun 22, 2016 3:47 PMRT @NightValeRadio: Beer before liquor; the sun starts to flicker. liquor before beer; the sun seems so near. starting w/ either one; I don…
• Jun 22, 2016 4:45 AM@bnr75 https://t.co/PvWVlDG8ye 🎥
• Jun 22, 2016 4:38 AMWoah! Thanks @longwall26 for the *awesome* advance copy of "Red Dog"! Moving this to the top of the reading stack. https://t.co/m12bvkCg9Q 📷
• Jun 22, 2016 4:25 AMRT @LeonHWolf: How do you explain this gap in your resume? "I was in jail." Okay. Sure you weren't working for Trump's campaign? "Swear…
• Jun 22, 2016 4:24 AM🤔 https://t.co/qP3r5w5pAL 📷
• Jun 22, 2016 3:11 AMRT @TessaRuid: No better place on earth to watch the sunset. You win, @UWMadison. 😍 https://t.co/myDfs5q1XA 📷
• Jun 22, 2016 2:00 AMHappy #GoSkateboardingDay everyone! (Or #GoScooteringDay, if that's your thing.) https://t.co/QKuOuOHwsM 📷
• Jun 21, 2016 10:52 PMLogging in to HipChat b/c people hate me enough that they'll use HipChat to send me msgs to make me login to HipChat https://t.co/cMhbNmWSFV 📷
• Jun 21, 2016 5:02 PMRT @video: Now, everyone can post videos up to 140 seconds long! We can’t wait to see the amazing videos you create and share. https://t.co…
• Jun 21, 2016 4:59 PM@bitstream @Pinboard are you asking me for a raise?
• Jun 21, 2016 4:59 PMRT @HillaryClinton: Trump has written a lot of books about business—but they all seem to end at Chapter 11.
• Jun 21, 2016 4:55 PM@bitstream try @Pinboard
• Jun 21, 2016 4:01 PM@srw @44 @sam wtf is *everyone* on Twitter a @&$!%^ influencer these days?!? https://t.co/UvS60bzB6A 📷
• Jun 21, 2016 3:35 PM@44 @sam now even more nigh unstoppable. https://t.co/KGIatEjMLV 📷
• Jun 21, 2016 3:22 PMAccording to the new Engage iOS app from Twitter, my thought leadership is nigh unstoppable. https://t.co/i5T2aqT1da 📷
• Jun 21, 2016 3:03 PMRT @kellabyte: I feel like everyone got tired of writing NoSQL databases and everyone is now building data center orchestration infrastruct…
• Jun 21, 2016 6:51 AMIs #scampaign trending yet?
• Jun 21, 2016 5:19 AM@ClaraJeffery @GreatDismal @MotherJones today I heard someone refer to it as a "scampaign".
• Jun 21, 2016 5:16 AMI ♡ Twitter: buying a @luxante book b/c @GreatDismal retweeted a tweet by @somebadideas quoting a tweet by @RealGDT. https://t.co/1D0yQjnDIf
• Jun 21, 2016 4:13 AMRT @interfluidity: for what’s supposed to be a big, comforting filter bubble, the internet sure does make me mad all the time.
• Jun 21, 2016 4:12 AMThat was some pretty amazing Mie scattering this evening.
• Jun 21, 2016 4:03 AMThe sun sets every goddamn day...lets rebrand this "beautiful sunset" nonsense so that clouds and other airborne particles get the credit.
• Jun 21, 2016 3:56 AMRT @norm: There should be a uber-like app for ice cream trucks. See where they are then make them come to you with ice cream.
• Jun 21, 2016 3:53 AMRT @BananaKarenina: mandatory background checks for thoughts and prayers
• Jun 21, 2016 3:48 AMRT @AppStore: Apple Design Awards honor the most innovative apps and games. Discover 2016’s winners. https://t.co/1424yk25D2
• Jun 21, 2016 3:45 AMRT @Slate: The Trump campaign raised less money in May than Veronica Mars movie Kickstarter: https://t.co/RyNYtCD8n8 https://t.co/7dpvNuoWJA 📷
• Jun 21, 2016 3:44 AMRT @velocityconf: You can join us for #VelocityConf Santa Clara, June 20-23. Follow the hashtags and watch the livestream: https://t.co/gzy…
• Jun 20, 2016 7:22 PMRT @nathanmarz: New post: "The limited value of a computer science education" https://t.co/DFgmOkmrKK
• Jun 20, 2016 4:03 PMRT @Pinboard: Twitter buys Magic Pony after being unable to agree on a price for magic beans. https://t.co/Uf2m9Ryqhk
• Jun 20, 2016 3:38 PMSaw a Twitter profile yesterday that said "working on AI for video at Magic Pony Technology". Thought it was a joke! https://t.co/npm0wYZ1YM
• Jun 20, 2016 3:26 PM@picomatt don't give up...you've got a ways to go, but you'll get there! https://t.co/nSxnArSEtC 📷
• Jun 20, 2016 5:36 AMRT @Pinboard: Machine learning is like money laundering for bias
• Jun 20, 2016 3:45 AMRT @TheOnion: Cavs Teammates Sheepishly Tell Kevin Love They’re Not Aware Of Any Postgame Parties https://t.co/oU8fw1m5OY #NBAFinals
• Jun 20, 2016 3:12 AMThe current #NBAFinals 4 out of 7 format is unfair and statistically questionable. Hopefully we can change it to 73 out of 82 for 2016-17.
• Jun 20, 2016 2:48 AMA difficult loss for all @warriors fans, but I'm calling on the VC community to refrain from violence or secretly funding vendetta lawsuits.
• Jun 20, 2016 2:45 AMI'm sure it'll be a few days, but if someone can let me know when it's safe to watch @SportsCenter and @PTI again I'd appreciate it.
• Jun 20, 2016 2:43 AMFight breaking out at the local bar a few blocks away. Cops rolling in. #NBAFinals
• Jun 20, 2016 2:34 AMI think I need some fresh air. #NBAFinals
• Jun 20, 2016 2:32 AMUgh.
• Jun 20, 2016 2:29 AMI think my eyes are closed. #NBAFinals
• Jun 20, 2016 2:18 AMPeople who make movies about sharks are assholes. #TheShallowsmovie
• Jun 20, 2016 1:25 AM#NBAFinals https://t.co/DoNjQopwvu 📷
• Jun 20, 2016 12:22 AMLove is gonna get yelled at again. #NBAFinals
• Jun 19, 2016 11:47 PMInteresting sci-fi stories by Greg Egan. Most written in the late eighties and early ninties. Cover design by Egan. https://t.co/UC4mhSIkI5 📷
• Jun 19, 2016 11:16 PM@mathowie I'm standing by.
• Jun 19, 2016 9:58 PMRT @SFBART: Our hearts go out to the family of this pilot. And thank you to the first responders. https://t.co/5HZfu2h6qq
• Jun 19, 2016 9:19 PMRT @jonahhorowitz: I'm speaking tomorrow at the South Bay SRE Meetup about Production Ready Services at Netflix. https://t.co/BNMcJ5VDSq
• Jun 19, 2016 2:39 PM#HappyFathersDay to all you other dads out there! https://t.co/ApoBPPcAOy 📷
• Jun 19, 2016 6:47 AMRT @LOLGOP: Trump rallies are like Comic-Con for people who think being white is a superpower.
• Jun 19, 2016 6:31 AMRT @Raheelk: LIVE on #Periscope: Testing Reliance 4G in Kashmir. https://t.co/79qHI0dH07
• Jun 19, 2016 1:11 AMRT @Bernalwood: Red Cross on scene at Safeway parking lot to assist displaced neighbors https://t.co/JbWBSHkJa9 📷
• Jun 18, 2016 11:48 PMRT @Bernalwood: Disaster loudspeakers in Bernal Heights currently issuing shelter in place orders for west Bernal.
• Jun 18, 2016 9:49 PMRT @cmort: Fire on mission. https://t.co/E146jyqtlP 📷
• Jun 18, 2016 9:03 PM@shatil I will miss working with you! Thanks for everything, especially communicating fearlessly to build trust. https://t.co/NenH1uCyvF 📷
• Jun 18, 2016 5:25 PMShort AM run along the country roads of San Francisco. https://t.co/qNS8N5IEkI 📷
• Jun 18, 2016 6:44 AM@gpapilion @pschork https://t.co/wOllaSQdEY 📷
• Jun 18, 2016 5:03 AM@kdspaul @javawithjiva what...no "sealed with a kiss"?
• Jun 18, 2016 3:30 AMRT @ftomasse: The circle of OSS life: -> use OSS -> hate slow maintainers -> start contributing -> loved -> start maintaining -> slow down…
• Jun 17, 2016 4:22 PM@keeth @doriantaylor Never forget. https://t.co/R1NpcNVkRM 📷
• Jun 17, 2016 2:52 PMRT @jaykreps: Actually, yes: distributed systems are hard, but getting 100+ engineers to work productively on one app is harder. https://t.…
• Jun 17, 2016 2:50 PM@HiveTheory relevant to your interests https://t.co/Davwmb9n71
• Jun 17, 2016 6:19 AM@cbrumelle I use Flickr as main backup and trust that the remaining folks I know there can hook me up with a few DVDs in case of the worst.
• Jun 17, 2016 6:15 AM@cbrumelle yeah, I'm a little nervous about what happens in the Yahoo! endgame.
• Jun 17, 2016 6:04 AM@cbrumelle you know @Flickr is still a thing. The Flickr Uploadr OS X plug-in mostly works. https://t.co/UkiSRXi093
• Jun 17, 2016 5:33 AM@gpapilion deal
• Jun 17, 2016 5:32 AM@gpapilion I hear you...haven't run in two weeks, but was single parenting the last two days while @pgarg was on a business trip
• Jun 17, 2016 5:28 AM@gpapilion sure, what time?
• Jun 17, 2016 5:23 AM@hunterwalk "parental leave"
• Jun 17, 2016 5:20 AM@gpapilion https://t.co/aPPig2Sou3 🎥
• Jun 17, 2016 5:17 AM@gpapilion get up and run again
• Jun 17, 2016 5:14 AMRT @sageboggs: We could prevent all these mouth guard attacks if everyone had a mouth guard
• Jun 17, 2016 5:13 AMThis. https://t.co/bFZEVlJxF2
• Jun 17, 2016 5:01 AMRT @TwitterWomen: Congrats to Twitter's @CBarlerin & @onesnowclimber for being named 2 of the Most Influential Women in Bay Area Biz! https…
• Jun 17, 2016 4:49 AM@thatLarryRosen most likely it's #USAvECU (thanks @srw!)
• Jun 17, 2016 4:47 AMRT @srw: @igb USA vs ECU? Lol
• Jun 17, 2016 4:42 AMFireworks in the Excelsior for some reason.
• Jun 17, 2016 4:30 AM@dekker @FSKPart3 !! that isn't a feature of @Twitter, check the apps listed in https://t.co/iuqAM21TNP to see what is deleting your tweets.
• Jun 17, 2016 3:19 AMThis is why I ♡ Twitter. https://t.co/Fc0hp950HZ 📷
• Jun 17, 2016 2:21 AM@squarecog Same.
• Jun 17, 2016 2:21 AMRT @HillaryClinton: Hi. https://t.co/11Fyyf5IQm
• Jun 17, 2016 12:02 AMGood coverage of @pragashjjand @micheal's talk on metering and chargeback in @ApacheMesos @ApacheAurora at #MesosCon https://t.co/HX7nnR3vj9
• Jun 17, 2016 12:00 AMRT @AllThingsMesos: 4 Unique Ways Uber, Twitter, PayPal, and Hubspot Use Apache Mesos https://t.co/4DKtGSSWbf
• Jun 16, 2016 11:47 PMAmong the things I *am* interested in are labeled axes in charts.
• Jun 16, 2016 11:46 PMTIL: I have no interest in @USC or competitive rowing.
• Jun 16, 2016 11:42 PMRT @KatieDowd: Dray dressed like Beetlejuice cuz if you say his name 3x he shows up to hit you in the nuts https://t.co/nKu8pqOBl5 https://…
• Jun 16, 2016 11:09 PMRT @jakedonham: you might call it a streaming radio station but I call it a just-in-time compilation
• Jun 16, 2016 7:10 PMRT @chtemplin: Yes, still hiring for my teams: https://t.co/5ted7vddJ2 This position is open globally.
• Jun 16, 2016 5:09 PMRT @nbc15_madison: #BREAKING: Stoughton Fair cancels pig wrestling event. #NBC15
• Jun 16, 2016 8:34 AMRT @Nick_Offerman: Very Good Entertainment: 1 of the baddest rap battles I have seen btw JRR Tolkien & George RR Martin. @MattOfferman htt…
• Jun 16, 2016 7:48 AMRT @LaBoiteVerte: Si quelqu'un sans follower te RT, est ce qu'il t'as vraiment retweeté ?
• Jun 16, 2016 7:12 AMRT @sarahjeong: The Internet Archive is back up! Here's why it went down earlier today: https://t.co/xEgk4wExYy
• Jun 16, 2016 3:43 AMRT @joyent: Joyent acquired by @Samsung. The back story from Joyent CTO @bcantrill: https://t.co/GoOrgHPPZl
• Jun 16, 2016 12:09 AM@johnmaeda in the late 90s there wasn't a difference...just "Do I need to buy an @OReillyMedia book?" on the way home from the interview.
• Jun 16, 2016 12:02 AMRT @metaforgotten: Elevators out at both Embarcadero & Montgomery ... sure hope that 200M for #a11y in @SFBART bond proposal includes long-…
• Jun 15, 2016 11:42 PMRT @Pinboard: The founding fathers: wrong on crypto policy, wrong on email privacy, wrong on foreign wars, and wrong on semi- and fully-aut…
• Jun 15, 2016 8:13 PM@anildash I just BCC The Library of Congress every time I send an email.
• Jun 15, 2016 6:33 AM@jonnysun 4 is correct. Sigh. Should've used my naive & inefficient code instead of my naive & inefficient brain https://t.co/EoKZULgTzg
• Jun 15, 2016 6:19 AM@amyt I know, right? This is the most horrible thing on Twitter. I keep closing my timeline. Horrifying.
• Jun 15, 2016 6:17 AM@jonnysun Indeed! The Levenshtein distance between "NEOPET" and "PEOPLE" is 3.
• Jun 15, 2016 6:11 AMRT @nippon_en: If you watch only one Cup Noodle ad today, make it “Samurai in Brazil.” https://t.co/fR35tMRBCl
• Jun 15, 2016 5:12 AM@gpapilion s/she/it
• Jun 15, 2016 4:48 AM@NuttyPixx https://t.co/9HTK7HEoxj 🎥
• Jun 15, 2016 4:43 AM@NuttyPixx I also hate A-Rod
• Jun 15, 2016 4:37 AM@NuttyPixx I hate cats.
• Jun 15, 2016 3:56 AM@Support https://t.co/IWecvWlPrA
• Jun 15, 2016 3:12 AMIt's only a matter of time before this thing figures out how to escape the lab. https://t.co/T8np0MuO2x 🎥
• Jun 15, 2016 2:43 AM@davidjrusek ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Jun 14, 2016 6:45 PMRT @ktopenn: Excellent: Twitter offers enhanced WiFi sign in experience at St Pancras Railway Station. https://t.co/Z0C0MUqQqw
• Jun 14, 2016 6:44 PMOH: "the thing with the capacity happened again"
• Jun 14, 2016 5:05 PMRT @BL_BenS: Get you a library that can do both. https://t.co/rWEFL6bZaH 📷
• Jun 14, 2016 5:04 PM@posco Disney marketing is unstoppable. My 2yo is a rabid Mickey and Minnie Mouse fan despite zero exposure to Disney at home.
• Jun 14, 2016 3:48 AM@benj_fry boredom *is* an important part of the creative process :-)
• Jun 14, 2016 3:28 AMI keep seeing someone in a @Medallia t-shirt standing behind the scorers table. #NBAFinals /cc: @jchmartin @shargan @devpriya
• Jun 14, 2016 3:16 AM@OxygenClaws @waynesutton off to a good start
• Jun 14, 2016 2:44 AM@benj_fry I never make an appointment.
• Jun 13, 2016 9:49 PM@metadaddy be sure to stop by the Twitter booth at @qconnewyork and meet Twitter VM engineers @cvarming and @TonyPrintezis
• Jun 13, 2016 7:52 PMThe upside to spending the morning at the Daly City DMV. https://t.co/O7rfPRceez 📷
• Jun 13, 2016 7:27 PMRT @Pinboard: Minecraft + LinkedIn + HoloLens. The master plan is coming together!
• Jun 13, 2016 6:50 PMAny announcement about allowing users to record all FaceTime conversations? This would be the greatest feature ever. #WWDC2016
• Jun 13, 2016 5:47 PMCurrent DMV line status. https://t.co/MgTaCCFkVt 📷
• Jun 13, 2016 5:42 PM@esm @Pinboard https://t.co/MPRL996Zey
• Jun 13, 2016 5:41 PMI'm not watching #WWDC2016...has the AppleTV remote app been fixed or just made marginally less horrible? https://t.co/JZhibvUmkl
• Jun 13, 2016 5:14 PMRT @Pinboard: Tim Cook not pulling punches: “Our watch still kind of sucks, but at least we didn’t pay $26 billion for LinkedIn.”
• Jun 13, 2016 5:06 PMThe line to get in to #WWDC2016 is ridiculous this morning. https://t.co/lqlCbRHpZm 📷
• Jun 13, 2016 4:56 PM#LoveIsLove https://t.co/qmbUksw6sm 📷
• Jun 13, 2016 3:20 PMRT @ftrain: I had to write about the LinkedIn thing, I had no choice. https://t.co/6lDGAfxycB
• Jun 13, 2016 3:06 PM@jco @ellenchisa ugh...if we ended up acquiring LinkedIn too that'd be the worst. I can't even.
• Jun 13, 2016 3:02 PMRT @Pinboard: Now Microsoft knows your greatest weakness: that you’re sometimes too much of a perfectionist
• Jun 13, 2016 5:28 AMRT @Racked: LOVE IS LOVE. 👏 @Lin_Manuel #TonyAwards https://t.co/8MF93bDt2N
• Jun 13, 2016 1:15 AM@sacca @realDonaldTrump @brianstelter @SebGorka free startup idea: Levenshtein distance as a service
• Jun 12, 2016 2:27 PM@njm @OrganicSydney @OrlaMcDoon congratulations!!!
• Jun 12, 2016 2:18 AMA "Trump Borat" account that tweets, word for word, actual tweets of @realDonaldTrump. https://t.co/Y5mFwrbZFu
• Jun 12, 2016 1:11 AM@lxt an excellent pairing!
• Jun 12, 2016 1:04 AMAwesome motion capture and CGI. (via @kottke) https://t.co/ixtagQPOII
• Jun 11, 2016 10:43 PM@NuttyPixx not bad @NuttySwiss, not bad.
• Jun 11, 2016 10:41 PM@gpapilion sort of backside of McNee I think. McNee starts just across from Montara beach. Quite a run. I've done it a few times. Puke city!
• Jun 11, 2016 10:38 PM@gpapilion that McNee Ranch state park?
• Jun 11, 2016 10:37 PM@ChrisThalinger surfboards covered in a thin layer of toxic wood dust that is. Happy to lend you a board while you are out here!
• Jun 11, 2016 10:16 PM@SteveNahm @OAKSCARDCLUB no #WSOP for you this week?
• Jun 11, 2016 10:10 PM@ItayDonanhirsh I for one am quite excited to not have long-term lung damage from wood particulate accretion!
• Jun 11, 2016 8:16 PMShopwork this afternoon was installing an air filter. https://t.co/ISIchDZP6j 📷
• Jun 11, 2016 7:19 PMRT @pgarg: Stoked to see @DocuSign's iOS app featured in the Apple App Store today! https://t.co/tNR7fe7Wiv 📷
• Jun 11, 2016 3:09 PMRT @melvillehouse: definitely don't do this, graffiti is wrong and illegal *winks so furiously I appear to be having a stroke* https://t.co…
• Jun 11, 2016 4:34 AMCurry fielding some tough questions about his new shoe release in the post-game tonight. #NBAFinals
• Jun 11, 2016 4:22 AMRT @SFNick: Fans in Cleveland's Quicken Loans Arena may be sad tonight, but they get to host the Republican National Convention next month!
• Jun 11, 2016 4:13 AMRT @SLAMonline: Security tackles Cavs fan. https://t.co/kWh0UUeyAH
• Jun 11, 2016 4:10 AM@BigDRILLCar did you see this? It was pretty awesome. Stoked you are still at it! https://t.co/sKJS9f6KLw
• Jun 11, 2016 4:07 AMThis is gonna haunt me. Times like this I wish I had a DVR.
• Jun 11, 2016 4:03 AMI mean, are they still around? And who was that guy? Some @cavs or @warriors VIP? Anyone else see the guy? https://t.co/HjrT2AuGQ4 📷
• Jun 11, 2016 4:01 AMShout out to the dude wearing a Big Drill Car t-shirt in the tunnel as the @warriors exited the court. 90s skate music FTW! #NBAFinals
• Jun 11, 2016 3:01 AM@henryszabranski @henryszabranski Can't do much to make 'em move out of your way either. Badgers will only move of their own...vole-ition.
• Jun 10, 2016 6:14 PMRT @Pinboard: This is about ethics in wrestling journalism
• Jun 10, 2016 3:47 PM@jco is the phrase "smilies like : )" technically a "smiley simile"? ...I'll just show myself out.
• Jun 10, 2016 3:07 PM@attaboy dad twitter is pretty awesome
• Jun 10, 2016 12:38 PM@secretasianman yes, in the same way that there's a softness to a brick wrapped in an acid-wash denim vest.
• Jun 10, 2016 12:33 PM@gln @slyphon https://t.co/6dhRsWP7Ok
• Jun 10, 2016 12:15 PM@satanjeev our awesome local bookstore is @birdandbeckett. They have a small collection of records and have great live jazz on the weekends!
• Jun 10, 2016 3:09 AM@andy_wilco @birdandbeckett it's an all time fave of mine...first time i've had it on vinyl though!
• Jun 10, 2016 2:22 AM@spaceriker @sengstrom the knack for what?
• Jun 10, 2016 2:21 AM@spaceriker @sengstrom then it's much worse than I had originally thought.
• Jun 10, 2016 2:17 AM@spaceriker @sengstrom This joke is not a good one.
• Jun 9, 2016 11:09 PMRT @HillaryClinton: Delete your account. https://t.co/Oa92sncRQY
• Jun 9, 2016 6:02 PMHey @sengstrom, we're gonna have to change the name of our 1:1 to "Anthrax". https://t.co/GYjYheTFRP 📷
• Jun 9, 2016 5:19 PM@winnielabs any plans for non- Facebook identity? I don't have a Facebook acct., but I do have a 2yo. Looking forward to more authN options!
• Jun 9, 2016 4:49 PMWas in Denver last week for #MesosCon so a #TBT to my only other visit to DEN (in '03 with @cmort) seems appropriate https://t.co/m1SLfh89z7
• Jun 9, 2016 4:20 PMRT @SFBART: The BART Board meets today at 9 am. For agenda and livestream, visit https://t.co/qOl8ylNjnh
• Jun 9, 2016 3:27 PM@gpapilion @Ramin_DK I'm looking forward to having an average weekend.
• Jun 9, 2016 3:07 PMRT @JuanCarlosABC7: SFPUC unveils 6 new sidewalk murals to show Mission Bay residents how litter drains to the bay & affects wildlife https…
• Jun 9, 2016 3:47 AM@skamille if you haven't read it, I'd recommend this one: Ted Chiang's "Stories of Your Life and Others" https://t.co/Ci4XGlLNvy
• Jun 9, 2016 2:44 AM@gpapilion @birdandbeckett I like to think of them as the Beatles of American Pop music
• Jun 9, 2016 2:08 AMPicked some fresh used vinyl from the local record and book store. https://t.co/8lC6YbCMa6 📷
• Jun 9, 2016 1:18 AM@EAEO @jhamlett @heyjoshua I was wrong...was *not* "Citizen King" https://t.co/8uLNiiwzPR
• Jun 9, 2016 1:14 AM@ocubot yes!!!
• Jun 8, 2016 7:07 PM@davebarr https://t.co/iEyKG185Tt 🎥
• Jun 8, 2016 7:05 PMRT @burritojustice: on a foggy, grey day, it’s best to wear a burrito shirt https://t.co/pn3bZ1sFWF https://t.co/IlzzIXH6ib 📷
• Jun 8, 2016 5:47 PM@jhamlett @EAEO @heyjoshua one of life's great mysteries is what was Willie's last name and where is he right now. I've tried many a Google.
• Jun 8, 2016 5:29 PM@EAEO @jhamlett @heyjoshua hah! Thanks! "Citizen King". Apparently not a ska band and not from Madison. But that was the band. Thx Erik!
• Jun 8, 2016 5:25 PMFacebook's anti-Twitter marketing campaign is getting a bit aggressive. https://t.co/hPc6yX7FeV 📷
• Jun 8, 2016 5:16 PM@jhamlett @EAEO maybe even @heyjoshua...any ideas? https://t.co/6EaHczJi97
• Jun 8, 2016 5:13 PMTrying to recall the name of a local Madison, WI ska band from early 90s. Not "The Pacers" or "Little Blue Crunchy Things" but as popular.
• Jun 8, 2016 3:57 PMRT @SFBARTalert: At CIVC stn, 7th and market st entrance is closed due to a medical situation.
• Jun 8, 2016 3:35 PM"Bernie Sanders is vowing to continue his quest for the White House." https://t.co/3BD5QonCGk 🎥
• Jun 8, 2016 2:57 PM@firepile pretty sure @AahnaBrown's first words were "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
• Jun 8, 2016 2:54 PM@sippey *searches Google for stories and analysis on how stadiums ruin neighborhoods, waste taxpayer dollars, prevent affordable housing*
• Jun 8, 2016 2:02 PMRT @TonyPrintezis: And the cat's out of the bag! (I have been dying to share this...) #DevoxxUS https://t.co/A67dho2dS2
• Jun 8, 2016 2:02 PMRT @Stephan007: #DevoxxUS announced at #DevoxxUK #ExcitingTimes https://t.co/RmV2hy1jI4 📷
• Jun 8, 2016 5:26 AMRT @GabbyGiffords: Speaking is hard for me. But come January, I want to say these two words: "Madam President." #ImWithHer
• Jun 8, 2016 5:26 AMThrowback to 2014. #ImWithHer https://t.co/7sqSBcD0d2
• Jun 8, 2016 5:07 AMRT @HillaryClinton: Don’t let anyone tell you that great things can’t happen in America. https://t.co/dtgjwmcfMm 📷
• Jun 8, 2016 5:06 AMRT @melindagates: Wow. The first female presidential nominee from a major party. This is a historic moment regardless of which party you su…
• Jun 8, 2016 3:15 AMRT @skilldrick: when you're about to carry out a big refactor https://t.co/o309LmNg9g 🎥
• Jun 8, 2016 3:02 AMRT @theddeadshow: Get your vote on. No matter who you're voting for, just get your vote in https://t.co/QpaEXaFMkR 📷
• Jun 8, 2016 2:53 AMRT @Chirlane: ☑️ Nominated. ◻️ Elected. ◻️ 💃🏽💃🏿💃🏻💃🏽💃🏻💃🏿 #ImWithHer
• Jun 7, 2016 6:51 PM@mikeindustries @omid @sippey hey, that's *artisanal sheetrock* thank you very much
• Jun 7, 2016 3:39 PMRT @jessicagfeeney: Today's the big day San Francisco. Get out there and cast your #VOTE! Polling places can be found here: https://t.co/0b…
• Jun 7, 2016 5:10 AMhttps://t.co/n8FZbDarcZ 🎥
• Jun 7, 2016 12:33 AMRT @AP: BREAKING: @AP finds Clinton reached the number of delegates needed to clinch the Democratic nomination for president https://t.co/e…
• Jun 6, 2016 4:35 PMRT @manwhohasitall: MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like, e.g. nice hair to draw attention away from problem areas, e.g. behaviour
• Jun 6, 2016 3:39 PM@gmacisme *actually* it's a "hypertext reference"
• Jun 5, 2016 11:42 PM@alexeheath @Holger @Techmeme you had me at "Postmates is at war against Uber and Amazon"
• Jun 5, 2016 11:11 PMCurrent Sunday afternoon reading status. https://t.co/4l2F1ZbWNP 📷
• Jun 5, 2016 10:47 PM@fvrojas @inandoutburger obviously
• Jun 5, 2016 10:47 PMIn your face, Will Shortz, IN YOUR FACE!!! https://t.co/H73a3VQlj6 📷
• Jun 5, 2016 9:28 PM@jco s/CA/NorCal
• Jun 5, 2016 4:14 PMAFAICT there's no spec for Zookeeper's wire protocol? Just bindings for a one-off serialization stack? WTF is "Jute"?https://t.co/e5VdliiCBO
• Jun 5, 2016 5:28 AMRT @leifwalsh: Today in computers https://t.co/Ke9rwFVO7x 📷
• Jun 5, 2016 5:20 AM@kf @esten @ekuber Funny. Socially and politically sane. Works on cool stuff at Twitter. Strong tweet & retweet to fave ratio. YMMV, but #FF
• Jun 5, 2016 5:12 AM@kf @esten #FF @ekuber
• Jun 5, 2016 4:40 AM@HiveTheory @gmacisme https://t.co/c0kfwSG45Z
• Jun 4, 2016 3:20 PMAchievement unlocked. https://t.co/OQUpn8Dbg1 📷
• Jun 4, 2016 2:31 PMThis morning I woke from troubled dreams of Erlang, EPMD, Mesos, and ZooKeeper.
• Jun 4, 2016 2:18 PM@NovalisDMT :-(
• Jun 4, 2016 3:59 AMRT @robmalchow: Midnight Marauders is a masterwork in its idiom. In other news: https://t.co/IiHkSsXj2U
• Jun 4, 2016 2:56 AM@jhamlett Nice...now if we can all agree that J. Mascis is a better guitarist than that pretentious noodling hack Jimi Hendrix...
• Jun 4, 2016 2:44 AM@daveanthony @jhamlett *actually* Steely Dan are The Beatles of American pop music.
• Jun 4, 2016 2:29 AMTIL: @WalterSimonson is a @risd alum. Very cool!
• Jun 4, 2016 1:39 AM@olix0r tragedy of the Apache Commons
• Jun 3, 2016 9:21 PMRT @sangeetan: Also if you want to exchange notes on containers & devex. Find me, @aspyker or @podila https://t.co/nKNWhFtCaB
• Jun 3, 2016 5:24 PMToday is the day. https://t.co/DeAFSr9gV6 📷
• Jun 3, 2016 1:54 PM@mrp genuinely curious why you think this is a good idea...I see it as a net negative for the Bay Area economies and transit infrastructure.
• Jun 3, 2016 1:38 PMRT @sean_a_rose: If you want someone to know you care about their accomplishment, you text message them. If you want everyone else to know,…
• Jun 3, 2016 1:35 PMRT @HillaryClinton: Imagine if he had not just his Twitter account at his disposal when he’s angry, but America’s entire arsenal. https://t…
• Jun 3, 2016 2:58 AMRT @ThomasKunjappu: @igb espn's got your back in their game cast. https://t.co/4MVaklkUS5 📷
• Jun 3, 2016 2:50 AM@lindaruthless 😬
• Jun 3, 2016 2:49 AMI'd love to see basketball scores tracked and reported using "the Worm" graph used in broadcasts of cricket matches. https://t.co/QFkk81VwTM 📷
• Jun 3, 2016 2:35 AMWouldn't be surprised if this @SFBART delay lasts until the end of the #GSWvCLE game.
• Jun 3, 2016 2:33 AMDEN ⇢ ✈️ ⇢ SFO ⇢ BART delay.
• Jun 3, 2016 1:57 AMRT @ryanjreilly: Uber, but for having desperate human beings locked in cages because they slightly inconvenienced you for a second. https:/…
• Jun 2, 2016 9:56 PMRT @ArlanWasHere: Correct case is key😂 https://t.co/JJN7TY7Fw4
• Jun 2, 2016 9:48 PMRT @micheal: Huge Props to @imjessicayuen @vinucharanya @cxxxs @fvrojas (ex-tweep @chee1bot) for building Chargeback at Twitter https://t.c…
• Jun 2, 2016 6:11 PMRT @vinucharanya: LIVE on #Periscope: #Mesoscon metering and charge back at Twitter by @marul and @pragashjj https://t.co/sGFk7s5J8q
• Jun 2, 2016 4:10 PMRT @vinucharanya: #MesosCon keynote about #platform infrastructure at @twitter by @ccpinkham https://t.co/nqUw2NnQlY
• Jun 2, 2016 3:39 PMRT @TwitterEng: Tune in at 9am PT today for @ccpinkham's #MesosCon keynote on Platform Infrastructure @twitter: https://t.co/rmgcrD0bZE
• Jun 2, 2016 3:07 PMRan into this guy at #MesosCon. https://t.co/fh8DyZGSLK 📷
• Jun 2, 2016 2:12 PM@adron sadly, no sleep for them...they gotta get onstage in a few hours to present to a few hundred developers.
• Jun 2, 2016 1:59 PMMaking a coffee run for hungover engineers is probably the most important thing I can do as a manager. https://t.co/F9EBCy95bA 📷
• Jun 2, 2016 5:37 AM@marius @rsarver @ezraklein https://t.co/CiY9zxABoy
• Jun 2, 2016 5:29 AM@bfd @NuttySwiss @egd @netik @lisaphillips @stacyhaywood @garethr welp, they shut down my Odeo account so I had to set up my Twttr.
• Jun 2, 2016 5:27 AM@NuttySwiss that's also my ATM PIN number
• Jun 2, 2016 5:24 AM@NuttySwiss @bfd @egd @netik @lisaphillips @stacyhaywood @garethr yep, keepin' it real since '06 :-)
• Jun 2, 2016 5:22 AM@NuttySwiss @bfd @egd @netik @lisaphillips @stacyhaywood @garethr "bottom numbered" as in lowest Twitter user IDs?
• Jun 1, 2016 6:46 PMSmall but important change in Mesos 1.0: most instances of the term "slave" replaced with "agent". #MesosCon https://t.co/T3dltol9vB 📷
• Jun 1, 2016 3:26 PM@pragashjj is going casual for today's keynote...the slippers really pull the outfit together IMO. #MesosCon https://t.co/wM8QP8FkNC 📷
• Jun 1, 2016 3:20 PMRT @caitie: Wow 0% of the speakers at #mesoscon are women?!?! https://t.co/g2B88fYgEu
• Jun 1, 2016 1:14 PMAM run along the greenway adjacent to the #MesosCon venue. Feeling the elevation a bit. Also, more rabbits. https://t.co/YYYI0l6Ukt 📷
• Jun 1, 2016 12:53 PM@davidjrusek definitely feeling the altitude!
• Jun 1, 2016 5:16 AM@heyjoshua sadfave...was looking forward to hanging out at high altitudes
• Jun 1, 2016 3:46 AMWild times at #MesosCon as @micheal and @thisjimpanzee double down on the mimosas. https://t.co/JXs7LWPONe 📷
• Jun 1, 2016 2:52 AMRT @micheal: #mesoscon with Compute team https://t.co/TECmpzyB29 📷
• Jun 1, 2016 12:42 AMShort loop around a nearby park to shake out the post-flight legs. Also, lots of rabbits here. #MesosCon https://t.co/UgJyTi0ySz 📷