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Nov 30, 2015 11:28 PM
@egd @shatil @rgs_ @shargan look, *someone* has to take the credit
Nov 30, 2015 11:03 PM
@shatil I got a shoutout from @rgs_ once but it turned out he was just trying to give @shargan a shoutout and *accidentally* gave it to me.
Nov 30, 2015 7:30 PM
The @Pontifex-on-the-mic meme is the best thing on Twitter right now. (Especially when the @Nas overdubs kick in.) https://t.co/ClT6sBxeY8
Nov 30, 2015 6:52 PM
RT @durov: Whatsapp started censoring links to Telegram in their Android app (i.e. for ~80% of the users). https://t.co/qV0vBLJpi6
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Nov 30, 2015 5:22 AM
RT @sacca: Where we all meeting up tonight to celebrate the @Patriots losing? Yes, all of us.
Nov 30, 2015 5:07 AM
RT @bryce: Flickr had the best startup swag https://t.co/TrBVV6JsHE
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Nov 30, 2015 5:03 AM
@trichris this ones a bit more egregious. https://t.co/MbPRZrYkX2
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Nov 30, 2015 4:59 AM
Wow. Awesome. #DENvsNE
Nov 30, 2015 4:56 AM
Just tuning in to the #DENvsNE game (kid has started to shout "no football" when I try to turn on the TV lately). OT? Snow? Awesome.
Nov 30, 2015 4:29 AM
@NuttySwiss I like the odds
Nov 30, 2015 4:23 AM
@crsy Emirates?
Nov 30, 2015 1:16 AM
@javawithjiva please file a bug https://t.co/SfkHQfEgAU
Nov 30, 2015 1:14 AM
@trichris nada...just fucking around with spraypaint left over from the kid's bookcase and a stencil I had lying around.
Nov 30, 2015 1:11 AM
@selkirkpowder https://t.co/vAih0FXdcg
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Nov 30, 2015 1:11 AM
@selkirkpowder hi fives all around!!! #powder
Nov 29, 2015 9:24 PM
Violating a brand/identity guideline or two. https://t.co/OS6G70FT5w
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Nov 29, 2015 6:09 PM
90% of being a dad is spraypainting things purple or pink. https://t.co/NiAkhPHoK0
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Nov 29, 2015 5:07 AM
Hey @njm, quit fucking around with tea and get with the program. https://t.co/My6lJsPZaV
Nov 29, 2015 2:39 AM
@roach https://t.co/hcU3rNZ9R2
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Nov 29, 2015 12:25 AM
@HyVee @jhamlett the question is "What did the President know and when did he know it?" https://t.co/5KZXDC7Nym
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Nov 28, 2015 11:39 PM
My Dad is really getting in to emojis. https://t.co/WnFYN92fou
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Nov 28, 2015 10:19 PM
RT @exploratorium: Wave motion at the surface of water is made up of small circular motions of parcels of water. https://t.co/m6VSYKCYMF
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Nov 28, 2015 9:13 PM
@heyjoshua TIL: "The township of Marlboro is named for the prevalence of marl." https://t.co/xaDU3YQmWm
Nov 28, 2015 5:17 PM
"You must go On Wisconsin!" "I can't go On Wisconsin!" "I'll go On Wisconsin!" - Samuel Beckett
Nov 28, 2015 4:59 PM
RT @MeredithFrost: After 6 years & 720,000 photos, Alan McFadyen finally took the perfect shot of a Kingfisher https://t.co/XRKm3fQRNB httpโฆ
Nov 28, 2015 4:24 PM
RT @sacca: Let's give our @Amazon fingers a rest for #SmallBizSat. https://t.co/7XDVVYx9tI
Nov 27, 2015 6:25 PM
Hummingbird behind the parents's house this AM. https://t.co/Q7vC85sLTQ
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Nov 27, 2015 3:01 AM
Happy #Thanksgiving! Thankful for pretty much everything, TBQH. https://t.co/X5A0Qag3u7
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Nov 26, 2015 11:57 PM
@ddb @mccv seriously, he's like a talented Jay Cutler
Nov 26, 2015 11:15 PM
RT @TwitterJP: ้ๆๆฅใฎๆใซใใพใใพใใช็ฎใงใฎใใVineใใๆไพใ https://t.co/DoS33H3nBC
Nov 26, 2015 11:14 PM
Bit of #Thanksgiving birding at Lake Merced this AM. Spotted American coots, herring gulls and western kingbirds. https://t.co/tACTIRMaj6
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Nov 26, 2015 11:08 PM
Here's a shot of this AM's moonset from the Nikon D50...still a bit dodgy, but better sense of the perceived scale. https://t.co/oGmFPhki7v
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Nov 26, 2015 10:09 PM
@esten Truly it is the best of all possible side-dishes.
Nov 26, 2015 8:22 PM
Paging @shinypb! https://t.co/siZk1BJoMe
Nov 26, 2015 5:55 PM
RT @postcrunk: the giant inflated cartoon icons of capitalism floating above the heads of the working class
Nov 26, 2015 5:55 PM
RT @J_Goldstein: Hey kids, firmly place a live turkey on a sheet of paper, trace with a pencil and voila! You've drawn a human hand. #happyโฆ
Nov 26, 2015 3:28 PM
RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: A Song of Ice and Football: Book 1: A Game of Throwns Book 2: A Clash of Draft Kings Book 3: A Score of Boards Book 4: Aโฆ
Nov 26, 2015 2:55 PM
It's impossible to capture on a phone camera, but wow, that moon over Mt. Davidson right now... https://t.co/oHrnbcfnsX
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Nov 26, 2015 5:48 AM
Worst band name ever. https://t.co/lcZnXgZcbT
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Nov 26, 2015 4:21 AM
@roach :-(
Nov 26, 2015 4:21 AM
RT @eviloars: This is your brain on bread. https://t.co/dpAsSrFLXM
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Nov 26, 2015 2:43 AM
@stdio54 @peterseibel seriously, we need to re-run the poll with an alpha option
Nov 26, 2015 12:08 AM
@doriantaylor *actually* I am a manager, and you don't have 100% of the 80% of the bad ideas that you, uh...don't...um...dammit!
Nov 25, 2015 10:47 PM
@perforce I'm thankful for SCM's of all shapes and sizes, but especially ones that are also local Bay Area businesses. :-)
Nov 25, 2015 6:55 PM
Think I might have to WFH today. https://t.co/Hfo9XRe7E3
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Nov 25, 2015 6:53 PM
What idiot called it "textual criticism" instead of "string theory". https://t.co/0R4RmgNeCc
Nov 25, 2015 6:30 PM
@lahosken @slyphon @peterseibel loving this thread
Nov 25, 2015 5:08 PM
RT @Trisha: Please read this. This is 100% accurate for me and most, if not all, other women https://t.co/hMBIjTqGKZ
Nov 25, 2015 2:31 PM
@kevino ๐โ๐ผ
Nov 25, 2015 5:34 AM
I keep forgetting that Ron Artest is on the Lakers.
Nov 24, 2015 9:57 PM
@marsanfra Il est l'ennui qui le rend vraiment franรงaise.
Nov 24, 2015 9:08 PM
RT @Pinboard: Raise an overcooked turkey leg if this is the week you clean malware off an ancient Dell while listening to racist rants abouโฆ
Nov 24, 2015 9:07 PM
One of those french-fries-and-coffee-for-lunch kind of days. https://t.co/cRKL26Ycfp
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Nov 24, 2015 9:04 PM
@towns No. It's not. I won't.
Nov 24, 2015 8:53 PM
@towns also at CMAs
Nov 24, 2015 8:52 PM
@towns you lost me at "Justin Timberlake"
Nov 24, 2015 8:31 PM
Also, shout out to our EC members, @TonyPrintezis and @ysr1729, for all the hard work this year!
Nov 24, 2015 8:29 PM
Stoked that @twitter has been re-elected to the #JCP Executive Committee! https://t.co/Q0kwGnUFaw #TwitterVMTeam https://t.co/cz2ynlJMuL
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Nov 24, 2015 8:13 PM
@towns https://t.co/ZuOPz1xY8X
Nov 24, 2015 8:09 PM
@marsanfra look, if you are not interested in the job, that's OK, but please reply to my email instead of subtweeting me on Twitter.
Nov 24, 2015 7:37 PM
@towns I only bag on shitty country music.
Nov 24, 2015 7:36 PM
RT @upnorthtrips: On This Day in 1992, The Pharcyde released their debut album Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde. https://t.co/M4HrxJneZV
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Nov 24, 2015 7:35 PM
@heyjoshua sorry dude https://t.co/mhFmeyKBC2
Nov 24, 2015 4:38 PM
RT @jcp_org: 2015 #JCP EC Elections Results published: https://t.co/O14rl1LOi6
Nov 24, 2015 7:05 AM
RT @marcusmabry: https://t.co/KDws4xWZAB
Nov 24, 2015 7:01 AM
RT @deray: There have been reports of white supremacists shooting protestors in Minneapolis tonight. Check @BlackLivesMpls' TL & #4thPrecinโฆ
Nov 24, 2015 6:15 AM
RT @kwamerose: There was a terrorist attack, and mass shooting tonight in Minnesota. The only place you'll hear about it is Twitter. #4thPrโฆ
Nov 24, 2015 5:25 AM
RT @peterhartlaub: After watching Trump, I think Greg Stillson from "The Dead Zone" could win in 2016 even after his baby shield move. httpโฆ
Nov 24, 2015 5:14 AM
@burritojustice and people say I'm hard to shop for
Nov 24, 2015 3:34 AM
@secretasianman https://t.co/EVBsO9z03w
Nov 24, 2015 3:22 AM
Unclear if the "inadvertent whistle" came from an official or was just the sound of air escaping from the football. #BUFvsNE #MNF
Nov 24, 2015 3:09 AM
TIL: Embarcadero has six street escalators. Also, only one of them, the last one I tried, of course, was both operational and going down.
Nov 24, 2015 1:49 AM
Good times. https://t.co/W116A1QLhK
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Nov 23, 2015 2:47 PM
RT @Gizmodo: Shrikes are even meaner than we suspected. https://t.co/u8Gh6xaZEl
Nov 23, 2015 5:36 AM
Channel for floating bookend on toddler bookshelf. https://t.co/EGrSyw8CDF
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Nov 23, 2015 5:33 AM
Tiny bookshelf for the toddler. https://t.co/Q9JiesWiU6
Nov 23, 2015 4:41 AM
@bstaffin @gln @isaach I heard a rumor that @yahoo had/has "yo" links...less, uh, directional...but points for style.
Nov 23, 2015 4:32 AM
@gln @isaach @google @twiiter @stripe @LinkedIn @bstaffin TBH I was disappointed that we didn't rename them as "to" links at @twitter.
Nov 23, 2015 4:14 AM
@kf what...what is a "code review GIF"?
Nov 23, 2015 2:51 AM
@javawithjiva @peterseibel Yeah, Seibel's interviews take you to some pretty dark places, so I like to lighten things up with Schopenhauer.
Nov 23, 2015 2:24 AM
Oh, hello there @peterseibel! Your book seems appropriately slotted between books on Agile and stoicism. https://t.co/pTP99k8PNm
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Nov 22, 2015 11:31 PM
Found Blue Titan's old copy of @dougkaye's "Loosely Coupled" dedicated to a "Sam". Gotta be @samboonin or @sramji? https://t.co/Ay3U3NLdZv
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Nov 22, 2015 11:01 PM
Inevitably, when adding new books to the stack, I get to about J or K and find I've missed an A or B. #Blumesday https://t.co/RVt3i0WcPE
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Nov 22, 2015 9:30 PM
@heyjoshua I imagine it's pretty much like this all the time https://t.co/Prp7dfKLa7
Nov 22, 2015 9:27 PM
@seb_m @mollie I agree about the getting up early part but I find I'm way fucking later to stuff now as it takes forever to get out the door
Nov 22, 2015 8:52 PM
Walking down the street I came across some awesome free stuff...a balled-up bunch of t-shirts just for the taking! https://t.co/4Ox5Bf4c00
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Nov 22, 2015 4:20 PM
@gpapilion also "Alamedian" and "Alamedium". I assume there are a number of epic puns using these variations in the East Bay cc @HiveTheory
Nov 22, 2015 3:29 PM
@alexmk welp, it's "Sunny" there and only "Mostly Sunny" here, so you got that going for ya.
Nov 22, 2015 7:07 AM
LMAO over this @StanfordFball @CalFootball "axe" trophy. #OnWisconsin https://t.co/ev5XhAApNG
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Nov 22, 2015 5:37 AM
@jem_nz you call *that* an axe? #OnWisconsin https://t.co/IHJtGrNIU6
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Nov 22, 2015 4:08 AM
RT @HeerJeet: Here's the thing. I don't think Donald Trump will win the presidency. But sooner or later, it seems likely that someone like โฆ
Nov 22, 2015 3:35 AM
@sknthla @sebfung seems reminiscent of @klout's attempt to reduce social influence to a score. Maybe time for the next iteration?
Nov 22, 2015 3:29 AM
RT @WPR: You know Drupal and want to work at WPR? Join our web team https://t.co/dXbVDIPagy https://t.co/5UbTqXNBLV
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Nov 22, 2015 2:30 AM
Getting her started on #MUNI early. https://t.co/qcD0bxgIK4
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Nov 21, 2015 9:21 PM
RT @cdossantos5: @SchulteABC7 Hancock tower https://t.co/weKWoPcHVS
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Nov 21, 2015 7:20 PM
@44 where?!
Nov 21, 2015 6:59 PM
RT @Adobe: #AdobeFEED Challenge winners @silvermule and @mattythinks share on their collaboration: https://t.co/6NTpxpu81u https://t.co/ZoMโฆ
Nov 21, 2015 6:56 PM
@DanielleSucher ahem..."roadeo"
Nov 21, 2015 6:11 PM
@kaiparviainen explain yourself! https://t.co/IDeImqnjUE
Nov 21, 2015 12:59 AM
@thalin @twitter I'll miss talking Sci-FI and Packer issues with you...best of luck in the new gig!
Nov 20, 2015 11:14 PM
@rort @firepile isn't it supposed to freeze over at some point?
Nov 20, 2015 10:38 PM
@firepile yeah, but how cool is it that the rocksalt is purple...the future is finally here!!!
Nov 20, 2015 7:05 PM
When I update @googlecalendar via Apple's iOS Calendar app things go horribly wrong. Apologies to @cvarming for missing/destroying our mtg.
Nov 20, 2015 6:27 PM
In another reality, Hawthorne Abdensen sits at his table writing a version of "The Grasshopper Lies Heavy" with Donald Trump as a character.
Nov 20, 2015 5:59 PM
@davelester @javawithjiva pretty sure @jchmartin took all the swag with him on his way out
Nov 20, 2015 4:38 PM
@jayholler I faved this because of the existential void and humanity's collective Sisyphean persistence to continue on in spite of it.
Nov 20, 2015 3:58 PM
@jhamlett @pgarg ah yes, there it is in "double page spread 4"
Nov 20, 2015 3:55 PM
@jhamlett did Chandigarh (@pgarg's hometown) make an appearance in it?
Nov 20, 2015 3:48 PM
@javawithjiva I may have a slightly used one for you assuming you don't mind smelling like partially digested milk.
Nov 20, 2015 4:08 AM
@theatrus from "The Prisoner"?
Nov 20, 2015 4:05 AM
Welp, toddler puked on dad. Hope it's just croup reflex & not a stomach bug. Also hope we have more @ApacheMesos sweatshirts in the office.
Nov 20, 2015 3:13 AM
RT @mollie: Men ask me all the time how they can help build an inclusive, empathetic culture. This is a great starting point: https://t.co/โฆ
Nov 20, 2015 3:11 AM
#ColorRush is the worst thing to happen in the @NFL ever. Other than a legacy of brain injuries & a culture of off-field criminal violence.
Nov 20, 2015 1:10 AM
In general, sequences/series of piecharts are an #infoviz antipattern. Consider streamgraphs or alluvial/Sankey diagrams instead.
Nov 20, 2015 1:07 AM
When presenting a series of piecharts that change in volume measured (not just proportion) consider using a stream graph instead.
Nov 19, 2015 11:08 PM
RT @gigabarb: $GOOG Names Diane Greene Its Cloud Chief #structureconf https://t.co/Wvnpc5DlVw
Nov 19, 2015 10:49 PM
Ugh! This bag of chips from #GardenOfEatin tastes/smells like spraypaint or glue or something. /cc: @canyonmarket https://t.co/r25U95yjVS
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Nov 19, 2015 4:00 PM
RT @NikosDimos: #twittervmteam @TonyPrintezis you guys make unsolvable problems for the rest of us seem so easy #qconsf https://t.co/GB1Uvwโฆ
Nov 19, 2015 3:39 AM
RT @mjg59: Oddly specific https://t.co/VwPIY6UXOI
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Nov 19, 2015 3:02 AM
RT @QConSF: .@TonyPrintezis shares the benefits of using a custom-built #JVM with in-house features at Twitter https://t.co/hMyHdwwPBV
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Nov 19, 2015 3:02 AM
RT @StanParkford: BARTs 1st model of future #train fleet is almost ready for testing! #SFBART #BayArea #metro https://t.co/fxkVRTC7SI httpsโฆ
Nov 19, 2015 2:59 AM
@krismerrill oh, I'm not worried about autism...we've never vaccinated her so I'm pretty we are safe from that.
Nov 18, 2015 8:18 PM
Reminder: @TonyPrintezis's #qconsf talk "Life of a Twitter JVM engineer." https://t.co/Ip7uMVarPR is today at (I kid you not) 1:40 PM.
Nov 18, 2015 7:56 PM
RT @ConanMcFly: Des peintures sur des tranches de rondins de bois https://t.co/frzlLwbwdm https://t.co/ZhCS1W0Z4j
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Nov 18, 2015 5:25 PM
RT @caitie: My track Taming Distributed Architectures is happening today at #QconSF https://t.co/bgRVuNanva it's going to be awesome come cโฆ
Nov 18, 2015 5:24 PM
It's 2015. I work in the state of California. And yet, today, I have a meeting that starts *before* 10AM. Did we lose a war or something?
Nov 18, 2015 2:13 AM
Took the kid to daycare without the stroller for the first time and now she's covered in BART. #MRSA https://t.co/99QmoqnkX1
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Nov 18, 2015 12:27 AM
@markog hey, that's @OfficialCCSF! Welcome to my side of town. :-)
Nov 18, 2015 12:22 AM
RT @john_overholt: Somebody should really do a thinkpiece on the 1983 movie Brainstorm and its conception of the future of VR. https://t.coโฆ
Nov 17, 2015 5:47 PM
@esten advertisement or station placard coming loose from wall?
Nov 17, 2015 5:46 PM
Looks like we're getting close to activating the directional stoplights at the intersection of Diamond & Chenerey! https://t.co/FGEgs4K45T
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Nov 17, 2015 4:51 PM
Pretty much any episode with a @J_Goldstein act in it. (bonus points if he's riffing on super heroes) #20YearsofTAL
Nov 17, 2015 4:50 PM
Though this is also up there (198): "How to Win Friends and Influence People." https://t.co/fr4h0XvkXi #20YearsofTAL
Nov 17, 2015 4:45 PM
My all-time favorite @ThisAmerLife episode (241): "20 Acts in 60 Minutes." https://t.co/iP8ZkJWpHe #20YearsofTAL
Nov 17, 2015 6:51 AM
Yeah, but what about the folks currently "employed" as drivers? Will รber's inevitable shift create or destroy jobs? https://t.co/UZ8rWzFe7Y
Nov 17, 2015 6:38 AM
@posco nah, everyone pretty much conceptualizes themselves as funny and super insightful. ;-)
Nov 17, 2015 5:56 AM
RT @vijaya: I guess basic knowledge of the constitution isn't a job requirement for governors? https://t.co/9ukrjYii4n
Nov 17, 2015 3:34 AM
RT @ESPNNFL: Summary of tonight's @ESPNMondayNight game. 9 points, 8 punts.
Nov 17, 2015 1:11 AM
@egd @esm @shatil @markkawika uhh...
Nov 16, 2015 10:57 PM
Welp. I guess it was just a matter of toime. https://t.co/MDY4feRNyl
Nov 16, 2015 10:22 PM
@bitstream @recruiterbro "Manger"
Nov 16, 2015 9:36 PM
This holiday, I pledge to #GiveBooks! RT to be counted or take the @ChronicleBooks @FirstBook pledge at https://t.co/5xezX12Z6O
Nov 16, 2015 9:17 PM
@isaach I too commemorated the day I learned that word with a tweet. https://t.co/3lRrHNiVYY
Nov 16, 2015 9:12 PM
RT @TwitterDev: Attending #qconsf? Catch our Twitter talks by @caitie, @TonyPrintezis, @posco, @_mwc, and @karthikz! https://t.co/d8ujjqx7sX
Nov 16, 2015 6:52 PM
At #qconsf? Be sure to catch one of the many Twitter talks by @caitie, @TonyPrintezis, @posco, @_mwc, and @karthikz https://t.co/eZOD85h3b8
Nov 15, 2015 5:18 AM
"Automatic Doom"? "Stockholm Syndrome"? Must be date night with @TheRealYLT. https://t.co/Zxy18k3rPn
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Nov 15, 2015 12:51 AM
Fun afternoon in the garage screenprinting, building a tiny bookshelf, and spray painting an IKEA chair. https://t.co/GHJlfSA6Ai
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Nov 15, 2015 12:16 AM
RT @scottymwatson: This donut shop printed the Mitch Hedberg donut receipt joke on its receipt- https://t.co/mEKKkTtuM5
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Nov 14, 2015 5:20 PM
@gln @TheFoodLab cold turkey is usually not recommended...citation: https://t.co/xL1B1NSUil
Nov 14, 2015 4:02 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: BART is recovering from a scheduled caltrans implosion in bay. all trains have been released and normal svc is being restโฆ
Nov 14, 2015 4:02 PM
RT @JBFlint: How Waze turned a Sherman Oaks neighborhood upside down. https://t.co/bA6aUrYLdm
Nov 14, 2015 3:58 PM
RT @abc7newsBayArea: VIDEO: The #BayBridge implosion is complete! https://t.co/54jVepvukB #E3Implosion https://t.co/A17o1PTDP3
Nov 14, 2015 3:19 AM
RT @sogrady: as true today as it was when @GreatDismal wrote it: https://t.co/htEmXduzEA
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Nov 14, 2015 2:40 AM
RT @McMurtrieSF: ๐ซ๐ท @SFCity_Hall, whose design was inspired by Les Invalides in #Paris, is lit up in France's colors tonight. https://t.co/โฆ
Nov 14, 2015 1:44 AM
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Nov 14, 2015 1:38 AM
RT @SFCity_Hall: https://t.co/Ai8Fhmift2
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Nov 14, 2015 1:34 AM
RT @LeDavidien: New York soutient la France #FusilladeParis https://t.co/8AbgVmxR8H
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Nov 14, 2015 1:24 AM
@NuttySwiss Biker Ok? Also, public or private transportation?
Nov 13, 2015 11:16 PM
RT @gln: If you want to talk about Parisians-offering-shelter hashtag without adding noise, this is a good way to do it. https://t.co/RmOdhโฆ
Nov 13, 2015 10:34 PM
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Nov 13, 2015 5:21 PM
RT @Pinboard: Only at a San Francisco tech conference do you have to mount a basic defense of the concept of government before proposing moโฆ
Nov 13, 2015 4:35 PM
RT @StartupLJackson: The thing about soft skills is that they're incredibly hard.
Nov 13, 2015 2:09 AM
Current BART commute/grocery shopping status. https://t.co/TlLMdMcGpX
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Nov 13, 2015 12:34 AM
@jco i can only assume that someone has already coined "tech-ceptionalism"?
Nov 12, 2015 11:55 PM
@Pinboard *actually* the collective noun for VCs is "intrusion", not "panel". https://t.co/QAdXTHVLQm
Nov 12, 2015 11:45 PM
@sfpublicworks That's what they want us to believe! This machine is obviously designed to shoot down @sfmta_muni wires! /cc @burritojustice
Nov 12, 2015 10:53 PM
@suziebuxton @xsgreene @jdrishel @TwitterTPM @TwitterEng everyone seems to be paying attention except for @pragashjj :-)
Nov 12, 2015 8:08 PM
@krismerrill a true classic
Nov 12, 2015 8:04 PM
I read this as "very metal", which would also be appropriate given @TonyPrintezis's taste in music. https://t.co/0y2T4ArU9c
Nov 12, 2015 7:39 PM
RT @origiful: Behind every great idea is even greater coffee :) Boost your creativity sauce with Folgers Flavors! #collab https://t.co/78xWโฆ
Nov 12, 2015 7:38 PM
RT @burritojustice: oh for fuckโs sake https://t.co/SLp42j6vYb
Nov 12, 2015 6:20 AM
@jessicahische seriously...we were there a week ago with a (non-emergency) visit with a toddler. The staff there put up with *a lot* as is.
Nov 12, 2015 6:15 AM
Twitter: it's not the Magna Carta. https://t.co/BXKYrSv8uK
Nov 12, 2015 2:57 AM
#HappyDiwali https://t.co/1IRUwFfJiJ
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Nov 12, 2015 1:28 AM
RT @OfficerAlbie: Multiple OIS/active shooting at st Lukes hospital suspct neutralized please stay clear of area.
Nov 11, 2015 8:55 PM
@trichris @ApacheMesos yeah, I had some reservations about using it
Nov 11, 2015 8:48 PM
@trichris someone's already made an "รbernetes" joke about the @ApacheMesos stuff you are doing over there, right?
Nov 11, 2015 5:13 PM
@izs @marcprecipice you may want to ask @iraglass about @TriNet https://t.co/yjEABX1bPO
Nov 11, 2015 7:42 AM
Twitter rangoli. #HappyDiwali https://t.co/muiXlfqsl8
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Nov 11, 2015 6:55 AM
Current #HappyDiwali status. https://t.co/jjkU1Wuo5a
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Nov 11, 2015 5:32 AM
@gln @remymetailler how about multiple takes with an army of expendable stunt people all dressed in the same gear? that or CGI
Nov 11, 2015 4:46 AM
@kpk @mikeindustries same
Nov 11, 2015 4:07 AM
"...the explosion of natural gas..." - @JebBush #GOPDebate
Nov 11, 2015 3:54 AM
@NuttySwiss https://t.co/ZM6oBYd90j
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Nov 11, 2015 3:27 AM
These people are nuts. #GOPDebate
Nov 11, 2015 12:40 AM
RT @mon_beck: #java @QConSF has an awesome lineup with @charlesjhunt, @normanmaurer, @RichardWarburto, @weisstal & @TonyPrintezis. (I m theโฆ
Nov 10, 2015 8:36 PM
RT @AndMucc: This is how you win Tony Hawk's Pro Skater https://t.co/nWjOgF3Wiv
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Nov 10, 2015 5:40 PM
@melvillehouse people who don't like baseball?
Nov 10, 2015 3:19 PM
RT @SFBARTalert: Trains are not stopping at CIVC in SFO, MLBR, DALY and East Bay dirs due to a disabled train.
Nov 10, 2015 3:15 PM
RT @shaft: I will be on HuffPost Live in a few minutes. https://t.co/XzeBIhmgic #diversityintech
Nov 10, 2015 5:04 AM
RT @TwitterIndia: Weโre excited to announce our first Diwali Twitter emoji #HappyDiwali: https://t.co/WFexrDRLxS
Nov 10, 2015 4:15 AM
@tacobell ๐ฎ๐
Nov 10, 2015 4:07 AM
"Mistakes were made." #MNF #CHIvsSD
Nov 10, 2015 4:04 AM
@tacobell ๐ฎ๐
Nov 10, 2015 3:27 AM
@glcmguy kind of symbolizes the "free speech wing of the free speech party" Twitter I came to work for.
Nov 10, 2015 3:19 AM
@glcmguy happy to hook you (or anyone else) up with a print and/or shirt
Nov 10, 2015 3:18 AM
@glcmguy I "created" a screenprint of original graffiti from the 2013 Gezi Park protests in Turkey. https://t.co/MhmBipOsBX
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Nov 10, 2015 3:10 AM
Can't say I care one way or the other about the @Chargers, but I do love to see Cutler and the @ChicagoBears lose. #CHIvsSD #MNF
Nov 10, 2015 2:48 AM
Nothing generates engagement with your personal brand like getting flowered.
Nov 10, 2015 1:37 AM
RT @StanParkford: Here's an old classic: demonstrating the spatial efficiency of #transit in the #city. #bus #transportation https://t.co/Nโฆ
Nov 10, 2015 12:04 AM
I like flowers.
Nov 9, 2015 9:07 PM
I wish that the star in Gmail worked like faves in Twitter. https://t.co/QpDn39bQXq
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Nov 9, 2015 8:55 PM
If you are at #Devoxx this week, be sure to check out @TonyPrintezis's talk on JVM development at @twitter. https://t.co/Ukn9prNDwF
Nov 9, 2015 8:49 PM
Not sure I buy the benefit to public transit systems and it's dependent riders yet, but an interesting development. https://t.co/QQSCaHNecZ
Nov 9, 2015 7:25 PM
"To people! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer J. Sartre
Nov 9, 2015 5:52 PM
@gpapilion the real problem here is employee productivity impacted by slow discovery times. I feel my "monovator" proposal is the solution.
Nov 9, 2015 4:58 PM
RT @melvillehouse: Buy "The Yngve", Kenmore's new Knausgaard-branded microwave: https://t.co/hcCxbaS7jl
Nov 9, 2015 3:39 PM
Delays in both directions this morning as @SFBART trains, scared by thunder and lightning, are hiding in the tunnels & refusing to come out.
Nov 9, 2015 7:14 AM
A few late night art projects. https://t.co/XmRBtapBKm
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Nov 9, 2015 5:39 AM
@jco @mlin and of course that leads back to the Fugees https://t.co/0l8dnKQtQx
Nov 9, 2015 5:36 AM
@jco @mlin and can't forget @wyclef https://t.co/tuGfZwzPgP
Nov 9, 2015 5:30 AM
@jco @mlin try K-OS https://t.co/pPHIIYPAxD
Nov 9, 2015 4:39 AM
That was such a bullshit interference call. #PHIvsDAL
Nov 9, 2015 2:05 AM
Not that I needed a reason to hate the @dallascowboys more than I do, but with #GregHardy suited up for #PHIvsDAL it's on a whole new level.
Nov 8, 2015 7:58 PM
I have to admit this a pretty good ad. Though I'll pretty much fave any pun or dad joke. https://t.co/aH7Ss1Wftv
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Nov 8, 2015 5:17 PM
That new mini-series (which I probably won't watch) had me re-reading this classic over the weekend. https://t.co/5X5MPZTGIa
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Nov 8, 2015 4:06 PM
@Eigenvariable looks pretty crazy...stay out that smoke https://t.co/mZ1WCVrVOO
Nov 8, 2015 4:05 PM
RT @smithmegan: Terrible fire visible from above Dolores Park #SanFrancisco https://t.co/4TZ06L8fSG
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Nov 8, 2015 3:06 PM
@javawithjiva if they had skipped the baby delivery melodrama towards the end it would have been a pretty decent movie
Nov 8, 2015 3:10 AM
https://t.co/vVzkjXZW0V
Nov 8, 2015 3:10 AM
RT @abc15: A pic of what many are seeing in the sky tonight. Sorry, it's not a UFO. It's the remnants of Taurid Meteor Shower! https://t.coโฆ
Nov 8, 2015 2:08 AM
Bay Area meteor alert courtesy of @esten and @burritojustice and timeline serendipity. https://t.co/7jvttMOfQZ
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Nov 8, 2015 1:44 AM
@roach this one is pretty good
Nov 8, 2015 1:43 AM
RT @NeinQuarterly: I suggest we log off Twitter. Pool our insurmountable credit card debt. And fall in love.
Nov 8, 2015 12:53 AM
@krismerrill @homemadetools I once tried to "grind" coffee with a hammer and a ziploc bag. I was pretty desperate. It didn't work.
Nov 7, 2015 11:19 PM
@wordnuvola #wordcloud
Nov 7, 2015 4:21 PM
@picomatt @heyjoshua @waferbot ........................................
Nov 7, 2015 5:06 AM
RT @sfmta_muni: 4th & King closure starts in 1 hour. Get details & plan ahead: https://t.co/9csq47qr67. #njudah #tthird #kingleside #fmarkeโฆ
Nov 7, 2015 4:53 AM
@keeth because I'm a corporate shill I'm required to ask if you have tried out @fabric (which from now on will be x% powered by @KrauseFx)
Nov 7, 2015 1:59 AM
RT @CandiceNPeters: Keep it real @shaft -@NPR: Q&A With The Black Twitter Engineer Who Left Over Diversity Problems https://t.co/ptwwciLPKb
Nov 7, 2015 1:24 AM
Not the most prolific tweeter, but one of @twitter's best. We're gonna miss working with @shargan. https://t.co/y8KOQlWovu
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Nov 7, 2015 12:12 AM
@shargan also, congrats on your first tweet.
Nov 7, 2015 12:12 AM
@shargan the saddest of faves. Er, hearts. Saddest of hearts.
Nov 6, 2015 10:26 PM
RT @BrokeAssStuart: We donโt need a new stadium. Let the Warriors stay in Oakland and lets build some damn housing.
Nov 6, 2015 10:22 PM
I may complain about @SFBART from time to time, but I'm really proud my local transit system invests in my community https://t.co/TnAzMllK7J
Nov 6, 2015 10:15 PM
RT @TonyPrintezis: Nice to see more blue around the #KendallSquare T station. Always preferred blue to red. ๐ @JoinTheFlock https://t.co/blโฆ
Nov 6, 2015 7:47 PM
@jayholler @jenniavins not the actual sweater no but as it happens I am in the market for a cardigan or two so hit me up with any leads thx
Nov 6, 2015 6:11 PM
RT @davidbyttow: @Croaky @pandemona Yes. When an engineer needs a review, that's something done, which is arguably more important than the โฆ
Nov 6, 2015 6:38 AM
I really, really want interactive @periscopeco freestyling to become an actual thing. https://t.co/gsfuReYmc2
Nov 6, 2015 6:23 AM
@business @pmarca ah yes, the sweet sweet smell of unregulated* industry *insofar as environmental controls are concerned
Nov 6, 2015 6:19 AM
RT @business: New Delhi air pollution hits 27 times the safe limit, making it worse than Singapore haze https://t.co/AgmTgO3yDU https://t.cโฆ
Nov 6, 2015 1:22 AM
RT @bx: If you're in Seattle: https://t.co/01nLkuDvHi
Nov 6, 2015 12:50 AM
If you ever wanted to know what trying to feed a toddler is like, well, here you go. (h/t @crsy) https://t.co/7Pyd5wwwjk
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Nov 5, 2015 8:55 PM
@LurieBob those two years of art school finally paid off!
Nov 5, 2015 8:52 PM
@cra @Eigenvariable try real estate services...one-off deep cleans are usually part of a sale transaction https://t.co/aj60523qkc
Nov 5, 2015 8:37 PM
Having a Wayne Thiebaud kind of lunch today. https://t.co/7v8eLoJkwo
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Nov 5, 2015 4:44 PM
@jayholler @Ramin_DK https://t.co/FIKmrvbpTP
Nov 5, 2015 2:24 PM
RT @sacca: Did you know the inventors of Daylight Savings Time are all dead? They were murdered. By the parents of toddlers.
Nov 5, 2015 4:34 AM
RT @LaBoiteVerte: xkcd: Water Delivery https://t.co/kYpXmNpszP https://t.co/og6Kng2lxR
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Nov 4, 2015 10:16 PM
RT @QConSF: Building large scale distributed systems? scientific papers have tackled that since the 60s. @randommood @caitie https://t.co/Uโฆ
Nov 4, 2015 9:41 PM
RT @CBCNews: Asked why he went with gender parity in his cabinet, Trudeau says "Because it's 2015" https://t.co/QWEKJjPR5i https://t.co/eF7โฆ
Nov 4, 2015 9:25 PM
RT @UpshotNYT: How working parents struggle to get it all done. https://t.co/9iXJ3Q8e24 https://t.co/cmDq1mFVsf
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Nov 4, 2015 4:48 PM
RT @StanParkford: Scott & Haight needs a #traffic light! Let's make this happen! @walksf @sfbike @SFTRU #commute #bike #walk https://t.co/jโฆ
Nov 4, 2015 5:17 AM
@jayholler @gmacisme @SFBART agreed. as long as passengers keep their arms inside the car I see very little downside
Nov 4, 2015 5:14 AM
@jayholler @gmacisme @SFBART it's all part of my High Occupancy Bart Onboarding (HOBO) plan.
Nov 4, 2015 5:11 AM
@jayholler @gmacisme three-door cars? Please. Allow me to show you a @SFBART future in which we onboard *instantly* https://t.co/B5Y7aSyFQV
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Nov 4, 2015 4:44 AM
I will always associate Bad Brains with Ryan Fabry's opener in the first Plan B video. https://t.co/tByoLGWhZq
Nov 4, 2015 4:32 AM
RT @TheOnion: New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths http://t.co/1GpR8rkp2o http://t.co/NCGpzeuFxd
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Nov 4, 2015 1:56 AM
If I could have a superpower it'd probably be the ability to secrete hand sanitizer from my palms. https://t.co/T6LSnLXzjQ
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Nov 4, 2015 12:27 AM
@zmanji some kind of aftermarket mod to the @SFBART Civic Center escalator. It appears to be spoiler made or of soiled clothes.
Nov 3, 2015 11:43 PM
RT @JonesSnowboards: And so it begins in the #Sierra! Allison Lightcap slashes into a new season in the #Tahoe backcountry today. https://tโฆ
Nov 3, 2015 10:49 PM
RT @moondepot: Amazon wearing the skin of its victim https://t.co/qJEL2yIgxO
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Nov 3, 2015 6:11 PM
RT @cushbomb: The reaction to the Twitter heart thing makes me think we're not going to cope well when we run out of water.
Nov 3, 2015 6:11 PM
Welp, there's your problem. https://t.co/AZrEIY59ca
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Nov 3, 2015 5:55 PM
RT @shaft: Ever wonder why #diversityintech has been slow? https://t.co/SLkNemiSOd
Nov 3, 2015 5:33 PM
RT @jcdavis: You might say @Favstar is gonna be.....heartbroken ๐ (I'll show myself out)
Nov 3, 2015 4:41 PM
RT @jonnysun: hey twiter if u realy want to engage users, make the fav icon a space invader that explodes when i click it, i woud spend allโฆ
Nov 3, 2015 2:56 PM
@bentleystweet I'll see what I can do.
Nov 3, 2015 4:51 AM
RT @HolderStephen: This is the worst best game ever.
Nov 3, 2015 4:19 AM
RT @bx: I intend for this event to be interesting and useful to everyone. Let me know about anything you want me to cover! https://t.co/mieโฆ
Nov 3, 2015 3:11 AM
Welp, that was a meltdown to end all meltdowns. Apologies to all of our fellow @SFBART passengers. I blame DST and terrible parenting.
Nov 3, 2015 1:40 AM
Current @SFBART status: stuck between stations waiting for a train in the station ahead of us to close a door.
Nov 2, 2015 8:00 PM
RT @roach: SNOW ยฏโฒโฏโฑยฏ https://t.co/vIpi7yMf3t
Nov 2, 2015 7:08 PM
I'm not sure "tough" is the adjective I'd use to describe these machines. https://t.co/b8m3yDFRnx
Nov 2, 2015 5:20 PM
RT @AndMucc: Best use for electric skateboards ๐ https://t.co/95awAsRH6l https://t.co/iuAn9laOw7
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Nov 2, 2015 4:02 PM
@cproppe flat tire or low tire pressure
Nov 2, 2015 3:38 PM
L*nus T*rvalds
Nov 2, 2015 3:36 PM
@callmeike @shatil my favorite part is the substitution of "*" for the first vowel of curse words. What the f*ck is the point of that?
Nov 2, 2015 2:08 PM
It'd be pretty great if our daycare provider forgot to turn their clocks back and were accidentally open an hour early this morning.
Nov 2, 2015 1:50 PM
Turns out that software engineers, computers, and programming languages all handle DST better than a toddler.
Nov 2, 2015 5:34 AM
@NWSBayArea @burritojustice goes outside and lies down to let the light rain wash the tears from my face. #LGM
Nov 2, 2015 5:31 AM
@anildash sadfave/inevitablefave
Nov 2, 2015 5:30 AM
"Welp." https://t.co/1N5ncEHHyD
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Nov 2, 2015 5:19 AM
Can we just call it now? #mercyrule #LGM
Nov 2, 2015 5:18 AM
JFC
Nov 2, 2015 5:16 AM
It's kind of fucked up that only one district in Kansas City has power *and* light. #LGM
Nov 2, 2015 5:09 AM
Oh my god.
Nov 2, 2015 5:07 AM
Ugh.
Nov 2, 2015 4:26 AM
@lyft @spaceriker @Uber as far as driver ethics/behavior goes...in SF it's a tie as most folks drive for both, right?
Nov 2, 2015 4:25 AM
to be clear, the driver in my anecdote was *not* the pink @Lyft car pictured behind @spaceriker. On the whole @lyft > @uber company-wise.
Nov 2, 2015 4:03 AM
Sigh.
Nov 2, 2015 4:01 AM
Welp, if the @Mets can't close it out, at least I can tune in to the #DENvsGB game and watch the @packers destroy Manning and the @Broncos.
Nov 2, 2015 3:54 AM
RT @gehrig38: I only take Harvey out if he dies before the 27th out
Nov 2, 2015 3:34 AM
@esten I reject the constraints of your dualism and implication of choice/free will: @nihilist_arbys is clearly the winner. And the loser.
Nov 2, 2015 12:03 AM
@micheal @spaceriker @Uber they are all the same I think
Nov 1, 2015 8:26 PM
Current neighborhood butterfly swarm status. https://t.co/9aUhI27FJH
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Nov 1, 2015 7:41 PM
Another surprising and random gift from my "drunk while browsing Amazon" self. https://t.co/zm5CqLExl6
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Nov 1, 2015 6:22 PM
@sharonw based on the traffic that backed up immediately after the passenger turned the corner, I believe the luggage was retrieved.
Nov 1, 2015 6:21 PM
I was also glad that I could share this public moment of private transit fail with recent @Uber hire @spaceriker. https://t.co/iRkphuO0HR
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Nov 1, 2015 6:17 PM
Passenger pursued the @Lyft driver all the way to the 280 onramp. One of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
Nov 1, 2015 6:14 PM
Just saw a @Lyft driver pull up to Glen Park BART, stop to drop off passenger, and drive away before passenger could get luggage from trunk.
Nov 1, 2015 6:59 AM
"inventing new ways to humiliate foes one @vine at a time" https://t.co/lG7ZbNne70
Nov 1, 2015 6:20 AM
Later, #inktober. https://t.co/gLkTd5T9J0
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Nov 1, 2015 5:50 AM
RT @nathanmarz: Programming languages have huge effect on your ability to grow as a programmer.
Nov 1, 2015 1:50 AM
Most of the fun for dad is making the costume. Not so much a fan of actual trick-or-treating. https://t.co/vTC4mLUn5M
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Nov 1, 2015 1:44 AM
Boo! #HappyHalloween https://t.co/tEjp7nuFMp
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Nov 1, 2015 12:21 AM
Worked all morning to get the kid's costume finished in time for trick-or-treating. Now she won't put it on because she's scared of it.