August 2015 (189 tweets)

• Aug 31, 2015 10:47 PM@peterhartlaub what the hell are "mangle hands"?
• Aug 31, 2015 3:36 PM@javawithjiva http://t.co/BB7xqStSw3 📷
• Aug 31, 2015 2:26 AMRT @ScanBC: #Victoria police are responding to the area around Ross Bay Cemetery for reports of a male in a unicorn mask walking around wit…
• Aug 29, 2015 6:17 PM@waferbaby happened to us last night.
• Aug 29, 2015 6:05 PMTerrible things happen behind this door. http://t.co/7wY5tn5Mgh 📷
• Aug 29, 2015 3:13 PMRT @picomatt: In case you missed it: US-101 closed in both directions near Burlingame, possibly until 5pm Saturday http://t.co/gOn9g6MbSL
• Aug 29, 2015 2:26 PMRT @AmbientLion: @lorentzframe @jerrykuch all my code is functional, where every function takes one argument: a dictionary containing all m…
• Aug 29, 2015 1:14 AMCurrent forgot-the-car-seat-was-not-in-the-car-on-street-cleaning-day-so-car-was-parked-two-blocks-away-uphill status http://t.co/FrWLFQlLBw 📷
• Aug 28, 2015 8:33 PMCurrent status: "Inspiring thought leadership in an evolving digital landscape and learninghow to use Twitter." /cc @danm
• Aug 28, 2015 6:50 PMSRE management in action! http://t.co/DgtrjKBtcG 📷
• Aug 28, 2015 5:26 PMWhere's the best place in SF to get nitrogen-infused iced coffee?
• Aug 28, 2015 4:05 PMRT @twitter: We’re setting new diversity goals, and making them public: https://t.co/YK1bCVs24j
• Aug 28, 2015 4:04 PMRT @Scott_Wiener: #Muni is about to roll out next phase of service enhancements on various lines, with increased frequency: http://t.co/C2s…
• Aug 28, 2015 4:26 AM@WowSoPunny @jayholler this is probably the greatest dad joke of all time
• Aug 28, 2015 4:25 AMWish there was a @medium "Enterprise Edition" or "MediumFI". There's so much to say and no good way to say it behind firewalls /cc @ev @jack
• Aug 28, 2015 3:47 AMWhat idiot called them "digital signatures" instead of "e-sigs"?
• Aug 28, 2015 3:14 AMRan out of propane in the middle of a warm summer night's cookout. Improvising. #BroilsVsGrills http://t.co/sjjTXLldce 📷
• Aug 28, 2015 2:41 AM@waferbaby reading this tweet felt like having my brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a bad Dad joke.
• Aug 27, 2015 9:38 PM25 years later, Yo La Tengo's "Fakebook 2" drops tomorrow with a new album of covers called "Stuff Like That There" https://t.co/BtqEomLp8E
• Aug 27, 2015 9:07 PMRT @beardigsit: Come join us for @Flight 2015! https://t.co/ip3zYBoilu
• Aug 27, 2015 6:48 PM@towns funny, "tl;dr: you really don't need to read this. Move along" is the label Gmail applies to messages matching from:towns@twitter.com
• Aug 27, 2015 5:18 PMThe Remote.app for the new #AppleTV better have it's shit together. Current app takes #uxfail to unthinking depths. https://t.co/MPRL996Zey
• Aug 27, 2015 4:33 PMRT @amyt: If you're sitting in the handicapped/priority seats on the bus or train, look around if someone else needs it more than you. Not …
• Aug 27, 2015 4:21 PMI accidentally push the "Call Station Agent" button instead of the elevator button about 50% of the time. #uxfail http://t.co/MIb6A9sTB5 📷
• Aug 27, 2015 6:17 AM@esm that snake seems to have a beak.
• Aug 27, 2015 3:33 AMRT @AndMucc: Life pro tip: Warm ups for the half pipe 😂 http://t.co/crqrduqJbP 🎥
• Aug 27, 2015 3:14 AMRT @cshirky: If you wanted a honeypot to out male cheater-wannabes, you'd build Ashley Madison http://t.co/f9TTrxLeID 20M men/1500 women/5.…
• Aug 27, 2015 3:02 AMRT @glipsman: This is literally the best job posting I have *ever* read. http://t.co/epx0l18B1i
• Aug 26, 2015 11:29 PMRonnie James has a street team. http://t.co/jtGzKBthqN 📷
• Aug 26, 2015 11:05 PMRT @jcheiffetz: Thousands of people have come out recently to share their different experiences working at Amazon. Here's mine: https://t.c…
• Aug 26, 2015 10:52 PMRT @BobFranklinBART: Rail poised to be installed in #SFBART transbay tube over Labor Day weekend. http://t.co/puffHuHSl7 📷
• Aug 26, 2015 10:49 PM@amyt at least it wasn't .xml with .xslt
• Aug 26, 2015 4:12 PMRT @triketora: "I Had a Baby and Cancer When I Worked at Amazon. This Is My Story" https://t.co/ZEZRXuDKXO
• Aug 25, 2015 5:31 PM@amolweb @SFBART if you are on a moving train I guess that's where you go.
• Aug 25, 2015 4:57 PMJust witnessed homeless dude on @SFBART urinating between cars. Hadn't seen that before. Guess it's better than folks pissing in elevators?
• Aug 25, 2015 3:11 PM@mleinart that's an awesome localization of the #devopsdays logo.
• Aug 25, 2015 5:49 AMRT @BananaKarenina: I wrote about some of the things that turn up when you dig a train tunnel under the Bosphorus: http://t.co/uZOBxUNCmZ h…
• Aug 25, 2015 5:35 AMRT @GillianA: Best photo bomb in @thexfiles history! @davidduchovny @MitchPileggi1 @BarackObama http://t.co/1tZAdAgtR1
• Aug 25, 2015 3:38 AM@NickTimiraos @pmarca I had to read this tweet a couple of times to get the right context for "use last quarter" http://t.co/fH9snnrAOa 📷
• Aug 25, 2015 1:23 AMRT @mcsweeneys: We Are Now At the Point In This Argument Where I Realize I Am Wrong. http://t.co/ekK5GEOjBJ http://t.co/5RkNVizFUf 📷
• Aug 24, 2015 11:48 PMRT @SFBART: @SFBART anticipates reopening Embarcadero Stn before 5 pm
• Aug 24, 2015 12:44 AMSunday drives. http://t.co/TwvtklRKwX 🎥
• Aug 23, 2015 10:58 PM@mrp nah, still in Glen Park, but that might be our closest @SFPD branch? The station is in Balboa Park. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Aug 23, 2015 10:49 PMShout out to @SFPD/@SFPDIngleside for retrieving mail/packages that were stolen from several houses on our street. https://t.co/fuU5ZFlpXV
• Aug 23, 2015 5:19 PMSFFD outside of the Glen Park BART station responding to reports of smoke/fire in tunnel between Glen Park and Balboa http://t.co/8V41U8xO1S 📷
• Aug 23, 2015 5:07 PMRT @KTVU: #breaking#bart reports smoke in the tunnel at Glen Park. #SFFD assisting passengers relocate on the platform.
• Aug 23, 2015 5:07 PMRT @abc7newsBayArea: #BREAKING: Reports of smoke inside #BART tunnel. SF Fire responding at Glen Park and Balboa stations.
• Aug 23, 2015 4:06 PMRT @Scott_Wiener: More & more states get it, but #Congress does not: we need long-term, sustainable #transportation funding now! http://t.c…
• Aug 23, 2015 1:37 PMI am a fan of naps in general, but the best naps, IMO, are taken between 5:30 and 6:30 AM. #dadlife
• Aug 22, 2015 11:06 PM@javawithjiva FWIW, I don't drive a @bmw. I drive a @Ford Edge. Trying to get wife's old carseat-incompatible car running so we can sell it.
• Aug 22, 2015 10:46 PMShout out to @BMW's totally fucked up battery placement and Euro-sized hardware. Related: I now own more wrenches. http://t.co/1RVcRjtEQy 📷
• Aug 22, 2015 7:55 PM@jhamlett http://t.co/3yIvZoueK9
• Aug 22, 2015 7:13 AM@spaceriker @EmiratesSupport @emirates though not your lawyer per se, i feel my representation of your case in a previous tweet was a factor
• Aug 22, 2015 6:21 AMRT @grescoe: "City life is sacrificed to that abstract space where cars circulate like so many atomic particles." —Henri Lefebvre http://t.…
• Aug 22, 2015 3:58 AM@EmiratesSupport @emirates I am not a lawyer, but I advise you to settle with @spaceriker ASAP.
• Aug 22, 2015 2:39 AMFun #picnic today. Enjoyed chilling with many tweeps and putting a few faces to usernames. http://t.co/3ZpISiu13h 📷
• Aug 22, 2015 2:32 AM@mrp @Emergency_In_SF @SFPD @ScannerSays ugh, get safe
• Aug 22, 2015 2:32 AMRT @mrp: Gunshots heard near Crocker Amazon. Sirens getting closer. All players on soccer field lying down on turf. /cc @Emergency_In_SF
• Aug 21, 2015 5:32 PMRT @google: Hey, @twitter. Search party at our place. Meet us on desktop? 💻 http://t.co/Eqj6kkB18b
• Aug 21, 2015 5:22 PMRT @markog: One way to understand the challenges that @TwitterEng deals with. @JoinTheFlock http://t.co/2XypWy2CXE
• Aug 21, 2015 4:12 AM@pmarca @GPollowitz Why all the fuss? Swift's solution to the inequity of parental engagement seems like a relatively modest proposal, no?
• Aug 20, 2015 10:58 PM@amolweb you have also been inadvertently live-streaming every moment of your life to the Chromecast display in SFMarket-6 Avocet.
• Aug 20, 2015 10:54 PM@SFBART Ah! Gotcha. Well, I can see how that's an improvement then. Doesn't help with, uh, "fresh" pee, obviously, but yay progress!
• Aug 20, 2015 10:46 PMRT @SFBART: Tired of nasty elevators? We begin replacing floors starting August 24, so make to schedule your travel accordingly. https://t.…
• Aug 20, 2015 10:42 PM@roach @sundaylaurensf the well-known absorbtive properties of aluminum are why I use tinfoil instead of paper towels to wipe up spills
• Aug 20, 2015 10:32 PM@roach @SFBART @sundaylaurensf I'm pessimistic, but here's the plan: "aluminum diamond-plate flooring...which readily absorbs liquids/odors"
• Aug 20, 2015 10:26 PM@SFBART will the floors have drains in them? Or be grates? This seems like the only way to keep them from becoming immediately nasty.
• Aug 20, 2015 10:22 PM@egd avoid @FoxRentCar at all costs.
• Aug 20, 2015 10:18 PM@heyjoshua FWIW I watched "Mad Max: Fury Road" last night and can say that @rort doesn't sound like any of the people in the film.
• Aug 20, 2015 9:47 PM@jessicahische maybe "Suicidal Tendencies-esque"? http://t.co/sVntdX588n 📷
• Aug 20, 2015 3:14 PMRT @AllThingsMesos: Mesosphere And Microsoft Bring Mesos To Windows Server http://t.co/p2A5Ac7SBd
• Aug 20, 2015 3:12 PMRT @amac: One sure test of people you want to hire to work for or with you. Would you work for them?
• Aug 20, 2015 11:06 AM@heyjoshua :-(
• Aug 19, 2015 4:57 PMRT @J_Goldstein: Hey folks, this is a hard, sad thing to announce, but WireTap is coming to an end. Full story here: http://t.co/hSxRAVK7PF
• Aug 19, 2015 4:02 PM@javawithjiva @trichris @clambert http://t.co/HNrydMThUC 📷
• Aug 19, 2015 2:30 PMRT @NautilusMag: "Why You're Biased About Being Biased," a new blog by @drjimdavies http://t.co/9aV5DQ99Kl http://t.co/zvHFTjZuzk 📷
• Aug 19, 2015 3:34 AMRT @amir: Breaking cloud news! @Microsoft's been in M&A talks w/@mesosphere. Startup put a $1B value on itself. Here's why: http://t.co/KK…
• Aug 19, 2015 3:25 AMRT @sfchronicle: 2nd Yosemite tourist diagnosed with plague but officials say risk is still low. via @sfkale http://t.co/aIlxOhB0QG http://…
• Aug 18, 2015 7:41 PM@cdaylward hopefully I got to count as one of those mangers, albeit briefly. Best of luck!
• Aug 18, 2015 7:26 PMRT @cra: "Will there be a Distributed HTTP?" https://t.co/u4cIZnr8C5
• Aug 18, 2015 5:23 PMRT @Pinboard: The Guardian: “Documents Confirm Yahoo Is Building A Self-Hating Car”
• Aug 18, 2015 3:48 PM@heyjoshua @jem_nz it'll cost too much (like taxis/@uber now)? If it's cost effective won't req'd car supply sustain current traffic levels?
• Aug 18, 2015 5:41 AM@jem_nz if it's cheap enough, yes. Though not expecting Apple or @Uber to be targeting majority of @SFBART and @sfmta_muni riders at first.
• Aug 18, 2015 5:37 AM@jem_nz that said, unsure how evenly distributed self-driving cars will be across income bands. I expect adoption rates to be similar to EVs
• Aug 18, 2015 5:32 AM@jem_nz I have some hope that computer-controlled traffic will require less lanes/bandwidth due to improved efficiency and increased speed.
• Aug 18, 2015 5:29 AM@shatil how about "software defined transit"?
• Aug 18, 2015 5:23 AMSelf-driving cars are a "faster horse" solution. Innovation in mass/public transit to reduce the number of roads is a bigger, bolder bet.
• Aug 18, 2015 4:24 AM@jhamlett ಠ_ಠ
• Aug 18, 2015 4:05 AM@SportsCenter Softball unassisted double play, obviously. That was amazing! #scnumber1
• Aug 18, 2015 12:02 AMRT @tmbg: JF: watching the Trump news looks like act I of some Batman sequel setting up the Super-Villain backstory.
• Aug 17, 2015 5:14 PMRT @ahesse: Monday morning #earthquake. Assessing the damage in Bernal Heights. http://t.co/wkCtsRbOJS 📷
• Aug 17, 2015 5:08 PMRT @WhiteHouse: Meet the Presidential @InnovFellows and learn why @POTUS just made the program permanent: http://t.co/Uyw3oeI7qx #PIF http:…
• Aug 17, 2015 3:29 PMRT @Scott_Wiener: Big drop in % of #BayArea residents commuting by car. Great news but need more #transit to make it sustainable. http://t.…
• Aug 17, 2015 3:24 PMRT @SFBART: Major delays due to earlier quake, medical emergency at W Oakland, train door prob at Powell, abandoned briefcase on train at C…
• Aug 17, 2015 3:19 PM@ghostful @olix0r prior art https://t.co/yDb1xT31vD
• Aug 17, 2015 5:28 AMTIL: the oldest skeleton found in SF (discovered during construction of the @SFBART Civic Center station) was 5K years old (via @GaryKamiya)
• Aug 17, 2015 5:14 AM@waferbaby Ah. Of course. I hadn't realized that was a different active area than the "..." at the end of the tiny gray title bar. #RIP #HIG
• Aug 17, 2015 4:22 AMApple continues its UX death spiral with a new update for the iOS Music.app. How the fuck do I shuffle all songs now? http://t.co/bGUc4O9ly5 📷
• Aug 16, 2015 11:55 PM@liza I'd also recommend @davideagleman's "Sum" (I discovered the book via a @Radiolab episode). Great short short stories on a theme.
• Aug 16, 2015 11:50 PM@liza if you haven't read Ted Chiang's "The Story of Your Life and Others" I'd highly recommend it! Great short speculative fiction stories.
• Aug 16, 2015 11:37 PMRT @OneWordSFWthr: Equatorial.
• Aug 16, 2015 5:13 PM@chucktodd @realDonaldTrump is there a transcript available online?
• Aug 16, 2015 4:47 AM@TajMahal @TwitterIndia #MyTajMemory is a wonderful trip in 2012. The scale & detail of the place is simply amazing. http://t.co/ZdHYzLyI92 📷
• Aug 16, 2015 3:56 AMCurrent status: https://t.co/mdfYRa6PGi
• Aug 15, 2015 9:20 PM@lahosken I guess I finally understand why @google is investing so much money and research in self-driving cars.
• Aug 15, 2015 9:06 PM@tedd4u these are indeed the end times.
• Aug 15, 2015 8:51 PM@BarkingBuzz @shelbournepark the smart money's on Farloe Rumble.
• Aug 15, 2015 8:46 PMCrazy traffic in Glen Park today. Chenery is super backed up and tons of cars using side streets to avoid it. Anyone know what's going on?
• Aug 15, 2015 6:26 PM@olix0r @trichris @NWSBayArea something must be burning...SF smells like New Delhi.
• Aug 15, 2015 3:53 PMUgh, Amazon. Though it was cool to see a @dloft cameo in this epic @nytimes article. /cc @stumpf @bfd http://t.co/dA7vJOiiqL
• Aug 15, 2015 5:47 AMRT @alienworkshop: max garson 📈📉 http://t.co/MPcNzIqncP 🎥
• Aug 15, 2015 5:47 AM@jem_nz http://t.co/FGb7aNfIKL 📷
• Aug 15, 2015 5:43 AM@seb_m tre (360) flips abound, but this is def the one where Haslam blunt-stalls to triple kick flip to fake. https://t.co/iMNlQzEgyB
• Aug 15, 2015 4:49 AMFew things more enjoyable than watching Daewon and Haslam in "Cheese & Crackers". https://t.co/07YVZig318
• Aug 14, 2015 11:53 PM#BBKickBack http://t.co/8CzabA5tiB 📷
• Aug 14, 2015 3:54 PMRT @benvenAdi: http://t.co/Gi9OQ7q6Cw 📷
• Aug 13, 2015 7:10 PMRT @chee1bot: Thanks @WagonHQ for hosting us SF Haskellers and giving me the opportunity to present! Slides from my presentation: https://t…
• Aug 13, 2015 6:33 PM@stdio54 For more details, please see my post on @Medium.
• Aug 13, 2015 5:50 PMRT @blackbirds: A powerful reflection of #BlackTwitter after #Ferguson via the @nytimes. http://t.co/IF0Rq9BqAT http://t.co/X6hmyciR1B 📷
• Aug 13, 2015 4:47 PMGoogle, Apple and Genentech should reconsider the "monobus" transit pattern. Minibuses seem safer/more city-friendly. http://t.co/dEkADJ6jld 📷
• Aug 13, 2015 6:47 AM"If I Ruled the World According to Garp" #HipHopMovies @midnight @Nas
• Aug 13, 2015 6:31 AM@kf @posco @MaxMartin @sorenmacbeth Season One is highly recommended.
• Aug 13, 2015 3:53 AM@Benioff aren't there other people also talking about this who could be tweeted about instead?
• Aug 12, 2015 10:15 PMSigh. First Incognito, now Enempkali. Maybe Rex Ryan can arrange some sort of work-release deal for Aaron Hernandez? http://t.co/w6gjwXTncs 📷
• Aug 12, 2015 6:18 PMRT @reportedly: More video of the explosion in #Tianjin China from @Thelastnext: http://t.co/dSGReb8ntv
• Aug 12, 2015 5:16 PMRT @kellabyte: Build a system that production environments and operational people use. Don't build a system of people that operate producti…
• Aug 12, 2015 5:13 PMRT @twitter: Direct Messages now go beyond 140 characters. Go long, express yourself, wax poetic: https://t.co/zr2lnTfOI7 http://t.co/o4eSv…
• Aug 12, 2015 5:13 PMMissed connections for civil engineers. http://t.co/n4irynN9up 📷
• Aug 12, 2015 3:59 AM@gmacisme Field Museum and Adler Planetarium are right by Shedd. Fun fact: from 1999-2001 Adler employed the greatest webmaster of all time
• Aug 12, 2015 12:06 AM@thalin and here's a complete story of his, not in the book, that is available online: http://t.co/LBXhRRHNg6
• Aug 12, 2015 12:03 AM@thalin "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang is the book I mentioned at lunch today. http://t.co/KpP9hcWVt5
• Aug 11, 2015 4:27 PMRT @SamSykesSwears: dress for the job you want, not the job you have http://t.co/anbgTvzIcQ 📷
• Aug 11, 2015 4:27 PMTIL: ODB has a biography. http://t.co/Va7DWzxDeJ 📷
• Aug 11, 2015 5:55 AM@jeffrizzo @nealstephenson and, of course, "In the Beginning...Was the Command Line" was beyond awesome.
• Aug 11, 2015 5:52 AM@jeffrizzo it's pretty much like @nealstephenson covering Tom Clancy's "Patriot Games". FWIW I ❤ "Anathem", "The Diamond Age", & "Snowcrash"
• Aug 11, 2015 5:41 AMNot as good as "Anathem", but "Seveneves" is *so* much better than "REAMDE". Make sure you read the acknowledgements. http://t.co/2lOHysWvLG 📷
• Aug 11, 2015 3:34 AMRT @virgiltexas: hello im scott walker. i am normal human like you. i enjoy sandwich & living aboveground. as leader i will end destruction…
• Aug 10, 2015 11:54 PM@theatrus @esm yes, the workshop potential is pretty great
• Aug 10, 2015 11:37 PMRT @evolvingcities: If we designed homes like we do #cities http://t.co/TC8v8HEYP0 http://t.co/9NlM1JNXVw 📷
• Aug 10, 2015 10:45 PMRT @caro: Gmail to be renamed AlphaMail #heyooooooooooo
• Aug 10, 2015 9:27 PMRT @alphabet: Well, that was an interesting way to end a Monday...
• Aug 10, 2015 9:02 PM@waferbaby depends entirely on certain emoji-keyboard mappings
• Aug 10, 2015 8:53 PMRT @cra: the Google: "...so we are creating a new company, called Alphabet... Alphabet is mostly a collection of companies..." http://t.co/…
• Aug 10, 2015 8:16 PMRT @LizHackett: "Make me great," I whisper to the 8th cup of coffee.
• Aug 10, 2015 7:50 PM@replyall http://t.co/XTFGxoCv35 🎥
• Aug 10, 2015 2:04 PMRT @UpshotNYT: Algorithms can be biased. An interview with Cynthia Dwork, who studies that. http://t.co/baBkY5GEBi
• Aug 10, 2015 6:35 AM@javawithjiva @paulnivin Omar > McNulty > Big Bird > Elmo > Grover > Prop Joe > Bert > Bubbles > Tuco > Stadler > Waldorf > Badger > Cole
• Aug 10, 2015 6:21 AM@javawithjiva @paulnivin ok, so The Wire > Breaking Bad > True Detective Season 1 > #TrueDetectiveSeason2 > The Big Bang Theory > Reality TV
• Aug 10, 2015 6:13 AM@paulnivin not saying it was great, but it's still better most TV, which, I'd have to admit, is a pretty weak claim. http://t.co/t2vQy7Bu1a 📷
• Aug 10, 2015 6:01 AM@javawithjiva Do I think #TrueDetectiveSeason2 is better than Breaking Bad? No. But it's still better than 90% of current TV.
• Aug 10, 2015 5:53 AMSay what you will about #TrueDetectiveSeason2, it's still better than 90% of the crap on TV.
• Aug 10, 2015 3:37 AM@waferbaby just a wait about a year or so...then this will seem like the greatest idea ever.
• Aug 10, 2015 3:31 AMWe're gonna miss you guys. :-( Looking forward to seeing you soon on the other side of the planet! http://t.co/uKdrNIT6JQ 📷
• Aug 10, 2015 3:16 AMRT @Kempie_3000: Dear USA: You discount Donald Trump at your own peril. Sinceriously, Toronto http://t.co/izpujhwqI8 📷
• Aug 8, 2015 5:46 AMRT @sorrogrande: #Delta should give the pilot of my flight a sizable bonus for saving our butts. http://t.co/O5EntnI5A2 📷
• Aug 8, 2015 5:18 AMRT @mat: This is a pretty great read http://t.co/8Yy83q0sIu
• Aug 7, 2015 11:50 PM@njm Also, thanks for the softball interview questions on my way in the door at @twitter. Glad you were shadowing @trichris that day.
• Aug 7, 2015 11:49 PM@njm *sadfave* It was epic (in the non-Agile sense) getting to work with you. Looking forward to seeing what you do next.
• Aug 7, 2015 4:56 PM@jayholler what about the donuts on Mondays? WHAT ABOUT THE DONUTS ON MONDAYS?!??
• Aug 7, 2015 4:51 PM@jayholler wait what?
• Aug 6, 2015 4:44 AMI can't be the only one who'd like to see @espn replace @SportsCenter with a continuous loop of @PTI, right?
• Aug 6, 2015 2:04 AM@bx unrealistic, unless @TheEllenShow is tweeting #oscar selfies every two hours each night for six months.
• Aug 5, 2015 11:25 PMRT @mothgenerator: @igb the Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn moth http://t.co/Z1wgceOBNX 📷
• Aug 5, 2015 11:13 PM@mothgenerator Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
• Aug 5, 2015 9:51 PMRT @OrlaMcDoon: #ILookLikeAnEngineer ... Just give me 15 years... http://t.co/TDlWRfOEDw 📷
• Aug 5, 2015 6:26 PM@pashk did you see a real live grizzly whilst running up Grouse?!
• Aug 5, 2015 3:32 PMRT @jamesiry: The "Internet of Things" is really a giant post-Great Recession jobs program for InfoSec researchers.
• Aug 5, 2015 5:40 AM"Genius is evenly distributed across zip codes. Access and opportunity are not." - @mkapor http://t.co/jDNCXa0uw3
• Aug 5, 2015 2:53 AMRT @seldo: A new version of SimCity in which you must balance economic growth with cultural displacement caused by gentrification.
• Aug 5, 2015 12:10 AMRT @rebecca_ruiz: .@netflix just announced yearlong, paid parental leave & set a new standard in Silicon Valley http://t.co/IdAyaekVQc
• Aug 4, 2015 6:34 PMRT @pandemona: srs question, what did ppl do before docusign
• Aug 4, 2015 3:39 PM@jhamlett I'm beginning to suspect that the last episode was an extended homage to the end of Carlito's Way.
• Aug 4, 2015 3:00 PMThe kid got ahold of the @Sharpie I use to label her snacks and did hit up her plate with a wildstyle piece. http://t.co/tYQ8yZ9W1T 📷
• Aug 4, 2015 4:28 AMRT @pgarg: I have a BS + MS in CS. I'm Sr. Dir. Eng at @DocuSign building the future of digital signature. #ILookLikeAnEngineer http://t.co…
• Aug 4, 2015 1:55 AM@lessachu more like "Borgesian Taxonomies for Product Managers" /cc @micheal
• Aug 4, 2015 1:51 AMRT @gwenifill: People, I am not @gwenstefani . Although... https://t.co/zO4hw4XWNP
• Aug 4, 2015 1:31 AM@gmacisme had to look up some original sources: https://t.co/r7c4G1RO4b
• Aug 4, 2015 12:16 AMCurrent candidates for JIRA Epic names: * Minor UI changes * Embalmed ones * Etc. * Stray dogs * Those that, at a distance, resemble flies
• Aug 3, 2015 10:00 PM@bffmike @lakey @pmarca I believe the preferred term is "staphylococcus speculativus"
• Aug 2, 2015 5:36 PM@DanielleSucher Good! So far it's more Anathem than REAMDE. Stephenson is always hit or miss for me: seems like every other book is awesome.
• Aug 2, 2015 5:33 AMCurrent Saturday night status. http://t.co/RFe9stRwaW 📷
• Aug 2, 2015 5:27 AMRT @sfchronicle: Caltrans is spending another $5 million to test #BayBridge safety, again. via @jvanderbeken http://t.co/RJL7f8lBqa http://…
• Aug 2, 2015 5:21 AMThat last photo is via @sfchronicle.
• Aug 2, 2015 5:20 AMI ❤️SF http://t.co/41Onrr5lwO 📷
• Aug 2, 2015 3:42 AM@SciencePorn @burritojustice 💐🐋🐭🐬
• Aug 2, 2015 3:16 AMRT @LanceMountain: My son has some pieces up at Somatic Gallery 3410 east Broadway Long Beach Ca. Somaticgallery@gmail.com http://t.co/hWjT…
• Aug 1, 2015 10:15 PMRT @levie: One thing is clear, Twitter brings tremendous efficiency to the process of rappers having beef with other rappers.
• Aug 1, 2015 3:04 AMRT @birdandbeckett: Dig this! http://t.co/vCP5vwU7R9
• Aug 1, 2015 2:21 AMIt's not exactly skateboarding, but we're making progress. http://t.co/hHpmku5BWl 🎥