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Dec 31, 2014 4:59 PM
A little NYE breakfast at the local greasy spoon. http://t.co/NNu4qXqvco
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Dec 31, 2014 2:04 PM
@rgay just heard you on @MorningEdition! Love it when my timeline and @NPR combine! Also, well said.
Dec 31, 2014 3:58 AM
RT @ArmstrongGN: I will never write something this good. Never. http://t.co/kbM3UgHj1B
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Dec 31, 2014 1:16 AM
Cutting out core. https://t.co/SghuHW7HQr
Dec 31, 2014 1:01 AM
Base layer. https://t.co/fFGgSGorIL
Dec 30, 2014 11:30 PM
RT @Elijah_Meeks: @igb You should take a look at #d3brokeandmadeart
Dec 30, 2014 7:42 PM
@cordeliadillon @SalesforceUX Great hack! I used to use a broken/poorly tracking mechanical mouse to make me to pay attention to Fitt's law.
Dec 30, 2014 6:58 PM
@WonderMixTape "Data-ism" as a new art movement. :-)
Dec 30, 2014 6:04 PM
@gln yeah, learning curve is a little steep, but IMO it's the best toolkit out there for infoviz.
Dec 30, 2014 5:54 PM
Some graphs need to exist even if they have no practical application. #d3js http://t.co/YkYbYTNbsd
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Dec 30, 2014 3:12 AM
@jayholler well, at least wait a few minutes before you touch anything with that finger.
Dec 30, 2014 2:58 AM
RT @hmason: Who ever wants to paste and *not* "match style"? Can we switch the default, please?
Dec 30, 2014 1:51 AM
Aahna got into a box of Kleenex this morning. https://t.co/B5O1jn3Eod
Dec 30, 2014 1:22 AM
"Not all BART stations are created equal." Glen Park represent! #BrutalistStyle http://t.co/0x3JowQuRz
Dec 30, 2014 1:18 AM
RT @SFist: California surfer survives great white shark attack http://t.co/6memAefTzO http://t.co/ohnOfZ5nFv
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Dec 30, 2014 1:14 AM
RT @TheStrangeLog: Wilson is invincible while sleeping
Dec 29, 2014 8:31 PM
RT @josephruscio: Hiring remote is Moneyball for startups.
Dec 29, 2014 5:53 AM
RT @mccv: Also, memo to universities. A whole fucking course on dates. For reals.
Dec 29, 2014 5:52 AM
RT @jmhodges: If you're using YYYY in your JVM service or %G in anything, fix it now. You're using the wrong year format. Reproduction: `d…
Dec 29, 2014 5:49 AM
RT @mattie: Nothing seems so easy as another engineer’s problem
Dec 29, 2014 4:26 AM
@heyjoshua is that from "The Hungry Hungry Shoggoth"? Or was it the opening line of "My First Necronomicon"?
Dec 29, 2014 2:33 AM
@Four_Pins @GreatDismal cc @heroku
Dec 28, 2014 11:03 PM
Parklife. http://t.co/cxj2zmcEWY
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Dec 28, 2014 9:44 PM
RT @haxor: I made a thing! Find your Twitter contacts' personal RSS feeds. Import them into your favorite feed reader: https://t.co/dgkBF2o…
Dec 28, 2014 4:02 AM
@garethlpowell or, you know, just be a solid and entertaining read...which would be a totally acceptable outcome. :-)
Dec 28, 2014 3:58 AM
Based on cover and title, I figure this book is either gonna blow my mind or make me swear off sci-fi for months. http://t.co/zRFvoEuvtB
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Dec 28, 2014 2:56 AM
RT @jmoskol: Does not compute. Must keep watching. http://t.co/dvvp6q5igY #fs360 #committed @austensweetin
Dec 27, 2014 7:17 PM
Right about now I wish "graph wood" was a thing. http://t.co/zNEkKPmbey
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Dec 27, 2014 6:59 PM
@heyjoshua @trichris @mrdo yeah, you can actually watch them online here: http://t.co/LR8qYnqAUR
Dec 27, 2014 6:04 AM
@mmihic @heyjoshua "What the fuck did I do?!?"
Dec 27, 2014 5:05 AM
Welp. There's a "The Wire" marathon on @HBO. This could be a long night. *Still* the best show on TV.
Dec 27, 2014 4:55 AM
RT @Walldo: worst dystopian cyberpunk future ever RT @coindesk: Mr Bitcoin sighting at the #BitcoinBowl http://t.co/YllPWXQDTp
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Dec 27, 2014 3:21 AM
RT @WIRED: "Geek Love" at 25: How a freak family inspired your pop culture heroes http://t.co/2ZMLPbGtGh http://t.co/oIKjy4AVkO
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Dec 27, 2014 12:08 AM
Work in progress. http://t.co/6pBTdOxzWE
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Dec 26, 2014 5:14 PM
totes adorbs imo http://t.co/lf8yT9Gy1H
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Dec 26, 2014 4:58 PM
@igb pretty certain it's an example of the latter. Don't think this sticker will make it to work on Monday. :-)
Dec 26, 2014 4:55 PM
Trying to decide if the latest addition to the laptop will create a hostile workplace or demonstrates poor judgement. http://t.co/zlXpRCwlCq
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Dec 26, 2014 4:09 PM
@Rss459 @MereMortalsWW any guidance on what kind of paint/finishes are safe for children if they chew or teeth on a toy?
Dec 26, 2014 5:41 AM
RT @MeredithFrost: Good news, everybody. Vampire bats can run. http://t.co/TRSN7Ko6Vu
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Dec 25, 2014 6:18 PM
My Dad totally schooled me Dad-gift wise by giving me a drawer full of batteries for Christmas. http://t.co/qOjrew9Q3T
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Dec 25, 2014 5:21 PM
And so it begins... "Some assembly required." #dadlife http://t.co/rP3tUoXVVL
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Dec 25, 2014 5:12 PM
No more bindings! http://t.co/nPXZLuFEII
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Dec 25, 2014 3:36 PM
RT @sethmeyers: So I'm sorry, but you want me to call a Thursday without a new @serial "Christmas?"
Dec 25, 2014 3:34 PM
RT @dmataconis: All I really wanted was a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock http://t.co/n…
Dec 25, 2014 4:26 AM
RT @Durf: http://t.co/mR8IfO2xvw
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Dec 25, 2014 1:18 AM
Suspect my Dad is my Secret Santa this year. Predict a Hefty bag under tree w/ items from The Sharper Image and the latest issue of SkyMall.
Dec 25, 2014 12:47 AM
Holiday gimlet time! http://t.co/Tb9mHscSU0
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Dec 24, 2014 6:19 PM
RT @FrankHowarth: Woodturning a Segmented Christmas Ornament 2014 http://t.co/bOhloRCOjK http://t.co/r6giAH3YSR
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Dec 24, 2014 4:52 PM
Not the best prose, but good content. Disappointed that the authors didn't spend more time on the topic of monorepos. http://t.co/3UYgJRzCY4
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Dec 24, 2014 7:04 AM
@isaach shame we didn't discuss Erlang 'fore you left $TWTR. More functional than Scala, more practical than Haskell. http://t.co/KzdFJPgyxq
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Dec 24, 2014 6:47 AM
@isaach what's more interesting, Facebook/Erlang-wise, is @WhatsApp is built on Erlang/OTP https://t.co/2xqmxZoqhR
Dec 24, 2014 6:42 AM
@isaach it was at one point, but not sure if that is still the case...@yarivs might know if the service is still implemented in Erlang.
Dec 24, 2014 5:31 AM
RT @RebeccaSlatkin: At 6y/o my software development training began when my dog went missing & I followed his tracks 5mi into the woods. He …
Dec 24, 2014 3:53 AM
RT @SusanPotter: I cannot believe how much more work mainstream big data products (primarily JVM-based) need to make them operationally man…
Dec 24, 2014 3:52 AM
RT @pourmecoffee: The worst of 2014, in one tweet http://t.co/UfT5jtUmbC
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Dec 24, 2014 2:43 AM
Stopped by the Wishing Tree at Eureka and 22nd. http://t.co/m2JTzinOBR
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Dec 23, 2014 8:26 PM
RT @M__FOUR: We've got a stapler that looks like Alien™ http://t.co/4RFLZa8cua
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Dec 23, 2014 8:01 PM
@dhelder I'm going to assume that act codified what in today's legal system we call assault and buttery.
Dec 23, 2014 7:44 PM
Matching shoes for mom and baby. http://t.co/DepbYZv9iG
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Dec 23, 2014 5:43 PM
@njm I was making a programming joke. http://t.co/9zwi8TzxKs
Dec 23, 2014 4:38 PM
@risd @risdce I did this back in summer of 1992. Great program! Highly recommended for those pursuing a career in art, design, or anything.
Dec 23, 2014 6:52 AM
@njm sorry, the correct answer is ARV0
Dec 23, 2014 6:02 AM
@gmacisme "And now for something completely different!"
Dec 23, 2014 5:32 AM
Here's one of our standard interview questions: Complete the following sequence. 1) Greetings! 2) Salutations! 3) Ahoy! 4) _______!
Dec 23, 2014 4:48 AM
More years for... http://t.co/CrefJZIvAI
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Dec 23, 2014 3:03 AM
@lahosken :-( It was an honor and a privilege...also please keep faving my crappy puns!
Dec 23, 2014 2:48 AM
RT @chanian: 📈📊📲 Happy holidays! We just launched mobile Tweet analytics for iOS! Congrats to the team! https://t.co/hxuC43tgLr http://t.c…
Dec 23, 2014 2:22 AM
Quiet night at the @twoffice. http://t.co/WgyaWgP6ci
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Dec 23, 2014 2:11 AM
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars http://t.co/aG3JokEhs7
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Dec 22, 2014 7:36 PM
@CGregoryBrown cc @pgarg
Dec 22, 2014 7:16 PM
Aww...@spaceriker left a holiday card on my desk. What an awesome coworker! http://t.co/ghfoqD4zMT
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Dec 22, 2014 5:19 AM
@shatil usually I totally screw my future self over
Dec 22, 2014 4:14 AM
#HolidayLeftovers http://t.co/VEvTdJqqol
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Dec 22, 2014 2:46 AM
All the ornaments. https://t.co/GXBEkEJAMI
Dec 22, 2014 2:30 AM
RT @alexnazaryan: Havana is clearly the next Brooklyn.
Dec 22, 2014 12:54 AM
@jayholler @AahnaBrown sadly, the audio system is little help in preventing the @buffalobills from extending their historic playoff drought.
Dec 22, 2014 12:49 AM
welp http://t.co/bAsEVqt0P7
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Dec 21, 2014 10:04 PM
Watching the @buffalobills with @AahnaBrown. Post season still a *possibility* for the Bills! http://t.co/PSTS77byrM
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Dec 21, 2014 5:47 AM
@igb or, you know, sit *on* a couch.
Dec 21, 2014 5:44 AM
Tree decorated and baby asleep. Time to sit in a couch and do nothing for a few minutes. https://t.co/lO18jaoo4W
Dec 21, 2014 4:32 AM
RT @KTVU: Thieves caught on camera stealing packages in #NoeValley neighborhood http://t.co/eic6xTZ6qy RT to spread the word http://t.co/6p…
Dec 21, 2014 4:26 AM
RT @mediapathic: We wanted Neuromancer and we got Brazil
Dec 21, 2014 4:20 AM
And everything seemed to be going so well. #teething http://t.co/MckuBbD5DD
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Dec 21, 2014 2:40 AM
@shatil none whatsoever...just bring it to a boil and then let it cool.
Dec 20, 2014 11:38 PM
Boiling up some simple syrup for Terroir holiday gimlets. https://t.co/dY68AYxXgn
Dec 20, 2014 5:57 PM
"This tool was created for readers hoping against hope – also known as @buffalobills fans." - @UpshotNYT http://t.co/1Uqx8q2VHw
Dec 19, 2014 6:30 PM
RT @HiveTheory: True to life interview: You and the candidate find bugs in code provided by a third engineer in a language neither of you k…
Dec 19, 2014 6:10 PM
Looks like it's going to be another productive day at the office for @HiveTheory. https://t.co/Hn8Q1M8DHC
Dec 19, 2014 5:33 PM
RT @leifwalsh: "Hi, I'd like to enter a long position in the mail futures market." *stares* "Yeah just a book of stamps please and thank yo…
Dec 19, 2014 4:05 PM
@jco @cra this why progressive cities carpeted the floors of their subway cars
Dec 19, 2014 7:29 AM
Baby not going to sleep. #SFin5Words
Dec 19, 2014 4:29 AM
@EverythingNYC @amyf if you are going to read a book about Robert Moses it should be this one: http://t.co/MLnhFq6y8k
Dec 19, 2014 3:37 AM
@amyt @makewhatis hey, if you want you can just put your trash on my old desk
Dec 19, 2014 2:29 AM
@praveenbom https://t.co/W0EKIFHU4e
Dec 18, 2014 7:34 PM
@heyjoshua wow....that was an intense madeleine for the years between 1993 and 1999
Dec 18, 2014 5:50 PM
@mrp @HiveTheory @cmort might know folks in the market for security work.
Dec 18, 2014 5:45 AM
@gmacisme http://t.co/XgAx0tMGbZ
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Dec 18, 2014 5:32 AM
RT @maureenjohnson: Super excited for Sony's new film: Tractor Factory Worker Happiness.
Dec 18, 2014 5:30 AM
@heyjoshua true, true...but I had to work in that hyperlapse pun somehow.
Dec 18, 2014 5:16 AM
@heyjoshua I'm enjoying your intermittent advent binging. The calendar compression aspect sort of makes you a hyperlapsed alcoholic.
Dec 18, 2014 5:05 AM
RT @nytimestravel: John Hughes loved Chicago and used his movies to show it. (Photo: Kevin Miyazaki for NYT) http://t.co/eSIYlDzpWE http://…
Dec 18, 2014 4:04 AM
Trapped in the house on a rainy night with a sick kid we discovered you can order wine from @Safeway via @Postmates! http://t.co/pViteUjm62
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Dec 18, 2014 3:40 AM
Awesome homemade lentil soup from our fabulous next door neighbor @whitcomb_julie . Thanks Julie!!! http://t.co/9mkWGQYN9b
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Dec 18, 2014 3:21 AM
RT @kellan: "This job is primarily a therapist, and when you're not doing that you're a bureaucrat." - @raffi
Dec 17, 2014 7:13 AM
This @NikeRunning ad still gets me hyped to add miles. http://t.co/zJFdh9VjRA
Dec 17, 2014 6:23 AM
RT @SFist: The LightRail subway-responsive light installation up Market St. got approved! http://t.co/th0fvjULv3 http://t.co/JtAXpigrKO
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Dec 17, 2014 3:47 AM
@bartdiaries @suldrew @SFBART great minds: https://t.co/lSUgjqlfL1
Dec 17, 2014 3:44 AM
RT @bartdiaries: RT @suldrew: An architect worked long and hard to put this single escalator here, just so @SFBART could turn it off http:/…
Dec 17, 2014 12:43 AM
'Tis the season... http://t.co/z99JPDye78
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Dec 17, 2014 12:31 AM
@NeinQuarterly https://t.co/VXibHAvMLk
Dec 16, 2014 8:55 PM
1) Manhattan 2) Berlin 3) ??? 4) PROFIT!!!
Dec 16, 2014 5:03 AM
BART-chitecture. http://t.co/Ex95ypxCfs
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Dec 16, 2014 3:48 AM
RT @gillyarcht: Random mindfuckery. Wittgenstein and Hitler http://t.co/KHgyde5K3G http://t.co/iYlyNdBgD0 v @dandidier
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Dec 15, 2014 8:43 PM
@HiveTheory also, why the MBV reference? The famous "Ian Brown" (@ianbrowncouk) was in The Stone Roses, not My Bloody Valentine.
Dec 15, 2014 8:41 PM
@HiveTheory ah, your tweet was not attached to that conversation.
Dec 15, 2014 8:38 PM
@HiveTheory I have no idea what you are referring to. What list? "MBV"? Is this some sort of Stone Roses/My Bloody Valentine conflation?
Dec 15, 2014 5:29 PM
RT @beardigsit: Love working with @fabric? Come #jointheflock as a Developer Advocate for Mobile: https://t.co/uwes4uVhtc
Dec 15, 2014 5:58 AM
Postel's law motherfuckers! Postel's law! Making stuff work shouldn't be this hard.
Dec 15, 2014 5:29 AM
RT @teleturn: Large avalanche on Mount Shasta. Be careful, there is a lot of new snow out there. https://t.co/62qMJpmX5A
Dec 15, 2014 5:29 AM
@ThingsWork @peterseibel or one could use a plunge router, or just drill the corners and a jigsaw to cut the edges. Still, neat idea/illo.
Dec 15, 2014 2:23 AM
RT @nytimes: 15 writers share the best book they read this year http://t.co/Fa7ZWxWZXG (Illustrations: R. Kikuo Johnson) http://t.co/1R6qbC…
Dec 15, 2014 1:19 AM
RT @danfuzz: I am having trouble crossing this street. http://t.co/WLrjfiwdM9
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Dec 14, 2014 11:28 PM
RT @buffalobills: #BILLSWIN #BILLSWIN #BILLSWIN http://t.co/BkQ24ABplf
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Dec 14, 2014 8:09 PM
@tedd4u @Flickr No worries. Happens to the best of us: https://t.co/sEvUZhjJII
Dec 14, 2014 6:33 PM
@Flickr @tedd4u as of late many of the photos I've taken in my SF neighborhood are getting tagged as "Glenridge" instead of "Glen Park".
Dec 14, 2014 6:56 AM
@egd Ur-Commando https://t.co/BiylCtRmPM
Dec 14, 2014 6:37 AM
@dknightly Srsly.
Dec 14, 2014 4:08 AM
@egd @shatil @ddb ok, so closing the loop on this: le Carré > Fleming > de Souza (the hack^H^H^H^H auteur behind "Commando")
Dec 14, 2014 3:54 AM
Saturday afternoon workshop hack: bottle carrier for daycare commute. https://t.co/iRqyaCbTN2
Dec 14, 2014 12:20 AM
Putting in a little time in the garage. http://t.co/Fj97VfsGTl
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Dec 13, 2014 8:48 PM
RT @TravRice: Who’s line is it anyway... mine or @codytownsend? Full Story: http://t.co/8iqh9v8RNv #DOMY2014 @RBMHFilms http://t.co/lGRjMVN…
Dec 13, 2014 6:26 PM
Starting to get my distance back. I just ran 6.42 mi with Nike+. http://t.co/nJSnt5m9Dn #nikeplus
Dec 13, 2014 7:02 AM
@shatil @007 "Casino Royale" was excellent. Better then the Bond films before it, after it and not as good as "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy".
Dec 13, 2014 5:58 AM
Fleming is no le Carré, and Bond is no Smiley. http://t.co/Ipuxqw0sSh
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Dec 13, 2014 5:44 AM
RT @MeredithFrost: Greatest selfie of all time. http://t.co/UilBTonPAQ http://t.co/00pn5QjENY
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Dec 13, 2014 4:29 AM
#celebrate http://t.co/KcYxX8mnzl
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Dec 13, 2014 1:28 AM
RT @birbigs: When I think of Mail Chimp I think of MURDER.
Dec 12, 2014 4:30 AM
@chfry @pmorelli @ann_leckie http://t.co/6WcfSIhhCu
Dec 12, 2014 3:34 AM
"I frankly don’t give a shit" - @ev http://t.co/a220wnhbyx
Dec 11, 2014 11:18 PM
@chfry @pmorelli though if @ann_leckie replaced each instance of the word "tea" with "coffee" the Radchaai universe would be more compelling
Dec 11, 2014 7:30 PM
@shatil @MyshellParker surfer...and a heck of a photo
Dec 11, 2014 6:39 PM
@jhamlett isn't it one of the modes of the shuffle button?
Dec 11, 2014 5:04 PM
Oh good...stop and start @SFBART.
Dec 11, 2014 6:58 AM
@spaceriker I feel much better knowing you are there to manage things.
Dec 11, 2014 2:45 AM
RT @ScannerSays: USCG Sector Golden Gate is reporting 14-18’ breaking waves in the Bonita Channel, just outside of the Golden Gate Bridge. …
Dec 11, 2014 2:43 AM
"Good night, Muad'Dib" http://t.co/ICGbvltKPj
Dec 11, 2014 12:19 AM
@gln @DocuSign FYI @pgarg
Dec 10, 2014 11:52 PM
@firepile pretty sure there won't be *any* flights once that storm kicks in
Dec 10, 2014 11:52 PM
RT @iraglass: Hi all! Sarah Koenig, host of @serial, is on Colbert tonight!
Dec 10, 2014 10:59 PM
@esm text-align: center;
Dec 10, 2014 7:56 PM
@shargan @esm @egd this was the @ArcherFX precursor I mentioned a while back: http://t.co/VIuS8RXHfF
Dec 10, 2014 7:47 PM
@mrp @HiveTheory cool added @kktang and Manpreet...see you in a few!
Dec 10, 2014 7:23 PM
@HiveTheory @mrp swinging by the @twoffice? Need one of us to put you on the guest list?
Dec 10, 2014 7:17 PM
@HiveTheory @mrp yep!
Dec 10, 2014 4:32 AM
RT @CGregoryBrown: Kudos to Feinstein & McCain. Very unsettling to read the report. All Americans need to read it. Hopefully lessons have b…
Dec 10, 2014 3:24 AM
Waiting for mom to get home. http://t.co/7NPV4P1I66
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Dec 10, 2014 12:49 AM
Great minds, @seb_m, great minds. @isaach
Dec 10, 2014 12:39 AM
@isaach welp, I guess I can stop leaving all those fake post-it notes in conference rooms now
Dec 9, 2014 5:28 PM
RT @kottke: This is nuts: Cody Townsend skis the narrowest steepest line I've ever seen http://t.co/Pje90BV2yJ
Dec 9, 2014 5:23 PM
SurpriseSlacks http://t.co/H5r8ehUdVY
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Dec 9, 2014 4:27 PM
Spent almost 24hrs listening to nothing but @Radiolab podcasts. Now I am having a hard time adjusting to the non-non-linear audio IRL.
Dec 8, 2014 9:02 AM
Stomach flu, round two.
Dec 8, 2014 3:58 AM
Our *awesome* neighbors @mkdubbya and @whitcomb_julie invited @pgarg and I (along with @AahnaBrown) over for dinner. http://t.co/o3oSKltmF4
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Dec 7, 2014 11:48 PM
A little bit work with the router table this afternoon. http://t.co/KVeIFKazR5
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Dec 7, 2014 9:59 PM
@rort it was tempting, but at rate I'm going since we had a kid, fuck if I can get 10mi in a month. Hopefully running stroller changes that.
Dec 7, 2014 9:56 PM
@rort yeah, I was definitely pushing it. Soles were wearing a little thin at the end.
Dec 7, 2014 6:02 PM
Taking the new running shoes for a spin. http://t.co/oARFyaNeuQ
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Dec 7, 2014 5:52 PM
Retiring the old kicks after 1,490 miles. http://t.co/ARD2o409SM
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Dec 7, 2014 2:18 AM
@ritagargchd well, pretty sure @AahnaBrown is gonna have the best immune system ever!
Dec 7, 2014 12:00 AM
Incremental progress. http://t.co/UxGaaaOF6p
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Dec 6, 2014 8:24 PM
Finished @GreatDismal's latest. A fun read! Bit of a riff on Bostrom's simulation argument? http://t.co/rw5jeccB5L http://t.co/gz1wXV8hED
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Dec 6, 2014 5:40 PM
RT @nprmusic: In 1978, rock n roll stations didn’t truly exist. @matoswk75 on 'WKRP in Cincinnati.’ http://t.co/KR09d9tG9H http://t.co/4diW…
Dec 6, 2014 4:34 PM
@njm @heyjoshua @firepile just trying to build my personal brand. Don't hate the player.
Dec 6, 2014 5:38 AM
Welp, I guess the good news is that Mom took the baby vomit splatter instead of Dad tonight.
Dec 6, 2014 4:08 AM
RT @github: GitHub Enterprise now features support for SAML, split diffs, high availability, and runs on AWS. https://t.co/29BdlCjgDH
Dec 5, 2014 9:56 PM
"Posts generated by a Markov chain trained on the Puppet documentation and the assorted works of H. P. Lovecraft" http://t.co/j6CWWyFGjA
Dec 5, 2014 6:34 AM
Baby vomit all over Dad's sweatshirt. This could be the start of a very long night.
Dec 5, 2014 3:42 AM
RT @Rove: New drinking game: listen to the #Serial podcast and take a shot any time you hear the term "pinged on a tower". I am so wasted.
Dec 4, 2014 10:51 PM
@mrdo @DrStrange wow. interesting choice...stoked to see Dr Strange get a film, but disappointed by all the @Marvel movies i've seen so far
Dec 4, 2014 8:56 PM
@design Hah! I was grabbing lunch and was like "that person getting a soda sure looks like @johnmaeda" Sorry I missed your talk!
Dec 4, 2014 1:47 AM
Hey @CGregoryBrown and @lizwiggi: http://t.co/jey9CUlasH
Dec 3, 2014 3:50 PM
RT @nicksmithnews: WOW!! This is the scene NOW: #Valley & #Dolores - flash flooding/blocked sewers, threaten homes! #SF #NoeValley http://t…
Dec 3, 2014 4:03 AM
@christianism I dunno, white-noise machines and/or stovetop exhaust fans give both of those things some serious competition for the top spot
Dec 3, 2014 3:57 AM
@SusanPotter it's horrible...usually don't mind getting ill, but when the 7 mo. old "patient 0" is fully recovered days before mom and dad..
Dec 3, 2014 2:37 AM
Most plagues and diseases visited upon mankind start in daycare.
Dec 2, 2014 8:08 PM
RT @stripe: Our tool for getting woken up less: a Postgres exporter for @pagerduty data. http://t.co/aSWtkuW44T
Dec 2, 2014 6:10 PM
RT @shaft: Starting today Twitter is rolling out an improved way to flag abusive Tweets. See how it works. https://t.co/RvbhklUx9q
Dec 2, 2014 4:55 PM
RT @CaraSFBay: Mustang crashed & wedged itself on bike path of Golden Gate Bridge. Workers figuring how to get it out @KTVU http://t.co/fW2…
Dec 2, 2014 12:50 AM
The sky over Glen Park is doing interesting things right now. http://t.co/aOo4YfkD7d
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Dec 2, 2014 12:42 AM
RT @kevinweil: I'm looking for a highly technical product leader to join the team, focused on infrastructure products: https://t.co/xfpKk8I…
Dec 1, 2014 9:42 PM
Aahna liked the latest David Mitchell book as much as I did. Premise not super original, but well crafted narrative. http://t.co/ZdAfwjDzwO
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Dec 1, 2014 7:29 PM
@DanaDanger The "Buy Now with OneClick™" button above the shopping cart was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Dec 1, 2014 4:58 PM
RT @nelson: Distracted the Hacker News crowd with an XML vs JSON debate. Was not intentional trolling, but it worked. https://t.co/4GVdQWYL…
Dec 1, 2014 4:05 PM
Bunch of these "Police Tickets" on cars on my street this AM...anyone know what the deal/scam/advertisement is? http://t.co/Hax0ZEFzBM
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Dec 1, 2014 1:37 AM
Hey, I almost forgot that it's @bluebeanieday! http://t.co/QyDuRwZCYh
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