September 2014 (199 tweets)

• Sep 30, 2014 3:12 PM@jstogdill well, technically it will be via XML-DSIG http://t.co/ebUekp0yrT
• Sep 30, 2014 3:03 PMRT @anildash: My typo yielded the word "databaes", which is what I will now call all my quantified others.
• Sep 30, 2014 3:42 AMRT @TwitterIndia: #IndiaWaale and @HNY visited Twitter headquarters in San Francisco! Read: https://t.co/GyAcMn2xGF http://t.co/JFVUOkadnv
• Sep 30, 2014 2:54 AMJust tuning in to the @KCChiefs and @Patriots game...wtf happened?!? #MNF
• Sep 29, 2014 5:08 AM@heyjoshua we should sell @Flickr on some @crashlytics. :-)
• Sep 29, 2014 5:04 AM@heyjoshua Hi-five on us being integral parts of @Flickr's device lab, QA team, and UX research group. I'm on an iPhone 5, FWIW.
• Sep 29, 2014 4:43 AMTwelp.
• Sep 29, 2014 4:25 AM@Flickr is auto upload broken on iOS 8?
• Sep 29, 2014 1:48 AM@jeffrizzo that's a nice one.
• Sep 29, 2014 12:57 AMIt's OK to take your baby to the local bar, right? #WorstParentsEver http://t.co/JGu7jSPsrm 📷
• Sep 29, 2014 12:04 AMSunday night jazz at @birdandbeckett. https://t.co/UvSfWCN19n
• Sep 28, 2014 6:01 PMI hate the @ChicagoBears as much as any other reasonable person, but the unnecessary roughness calls on that last @packers drive were BS.
• Sep 28, 2014 5:39 PM@MarkCC @heyjoshua I can only ever see Capaldi as Malcolm Tucker...which would make for an epic Doctor http://t.co/LZIWduVB9W
• Sep 28, 2014 5:18 PMLooks like our local bookstore (the awesome @birdandbeckett) is pushing Charles Burns this week. http://t.co/cIPF7ejD0b 📷
• Sep 28, 2014 7:06 AMSt. Robert Pollard. (circa '01) http://t.co/wgzWg5aRX3 📷
• Sep 28, 2014 4:02 AMRT @nelson: Realizing everyone missed the chance to use the headline "Vinod Khosla loses swim suit at the beach".
• Sep 28, 2014 4:01 AMRT @johnmaeda: "You find great people, and then you leave it for them to do. You don’t meddle." —@kimpaper http://t.co/JR5nBNfQar
• Sep 28, 2014 12:11 AMRT @WalterSimonson: Thor, drawn blindfolded. Sharpie. 8.5 x 11. Saw a web article, cartoonists in 1947, drew their characters blindfold. ht…
• Sep 27, 2014 8:15 PM@shinypb this is a cruel thing to post around PST lunchtime. *glances dolefully at the avocado sandwich on the table in front of him*
• Sep 27, 2014 4:33 PM@chfry @thalin @ann_leckie @heyjoshua it's basically a space opera riff on @eric_brewer's CAP theorem
• Sep 27, 2014 7:44 AMI have yet to go wrong with a sci-fi recommendation from @thalin. Great start to a fascinating story by @ann_leckie. http://t.co/PLUgLCTXys 📷
• Sep 27, 2014 6:42 AM@Scott_Wiener this picture was from two weeks ago. This evening a number of cars were damaged by another driver. http://t.co/tFZgjZSEun 📷
• Sep 27, 2014 6:37 AM@Scott_Wiener, Surrey St. in Glen Park has had a rash of drunk and dangerous drivers as of late. Can we get speedbumps or other deterrents?
• Sep 27, 2014 6:30 AMAnother week, another drunk driver careening down our street destroying car doors and side mirrors. http://t.co/LEVwGowkX9 📷
• Sep 26, 2014 4:23 PM@larley because curly braces and data formats without a proper Date type are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.
• Sep 26, 2014 2:29 PMFuck yeah. http://t.co/6kaeKhJiOY
• Sep 26, 2014 6:06 AMAs far as @FrenchPaperCo samples go, this is all time. Shout out to @UWMadison Publications for the hook-up in '98. http://t.co/BgEXhp4yig 📷
• Sep 26, 2014 4:57 AM@theatrus very disappointed that this link didn't take me to a HyperCard impl. for iOS.
• Sep 26, 2014 4:14 AM@crsy @NancyPelosi yeah, none of the Sebastian Fey's seem to be recent citizens. Or MAUs for that matter.
• Sep 26, 2014 4:11 AM@crsy @NancyPelosi welp, worst case you can just switch Twitter handles. /cc: @sebastian_fey
• Sep 26, 2014 3:54 AM@crsy @NancyPelosi congrats on your new citizenship and your new name.
• Sep 26, 2014 2:56 AMNext step. /cc @cmort http://t.co/Bv3tPdNqGE 📷
• Sep 25, 2014 11:30 PM"I think it's a bad idea for the govt. to make you leave your door unlocked on the off chance you might be a criminal." - @EFF's Cindy Cohn
• Sep 25, 2014 11:01 PMRT @adam_messinger: The Internet's own Estimated Prophet. @JPBarlow visits Twitter. http://t.co/mBc86GqxXO 📷
• Sep 25, 2014 5:09 PMRT @justinwang: @justinwang whole 24th station is filled with smoke and evacuating
• Sep 25, 2014 5:09 PMRT @justinwang: Bart is on fire... So much smoke
• Sep 25, 2014 4:16 PMMorning commute. https://t.co/FoTO3xAdG2
• Sep 25, 2014 2:34 PM@EAEO hopefully it's one of these situations http://t.co/pbcKcTPmD7 📷
• Sep 25, 2014 2:26 PM"To succeed you must believe, or pretend to believe, that you are expert in matters where no expertise is possible." http://t.co/DqTKYP5uIx
• Sep 25, 2014 5:34 AM@firepile though I guess that is mostly my costume...I'm figuring Aahna to be some sort of @SFBART / Silver Surfer combo.
• Sep 25, 2014 5:33 AM@firepile as long as you aren't copying my Galactus/Sutro Tower mashup it's cool.
• Sep 25, 2014 5:24 AMRT @MarsOrbiter: The view is nice up here. http://t.co/VmAjNI76lm 📷
• Sep 25, 2014 4:55 AMRT @veen: Apple's actual business model. http://t.co/JfKOdo8mIt 📷
• Sep 25, 2014 4:51 AMSun Ra's business card. http://t.co/IrSi90lOsV 📷
• Sep 25, 2014 2:34 AM@monteiro @jhamlett that's pretty sad. Guess the message is don't fuck with the Shield if you work for @espn #SCtop10 http://t.co/E7RJwnQ693 📷
• Sep 24, 2014 8:58 PMRT @sharonw: How to design for thumbs in the Era of Huge Screens: http://t.co/Gg9WCWJZos Nice writeup, great diagrams. @scotthurff http://t…
• Sep 24, 2014 6:23 PM"We’re sorry, but your Gmail account is temporarily unavailable."
• Sep 24, 2014 5:19 PMI discovered @adobe Bridge this AM. Not sure why importing images as layer sets isn't part of core @Photoshop/@Illustrator functionality.
• Sep 24, 2014 4:26 PM@heyjoshua @HiveTheory well it certainly wasn't "hot WSDL and XML Schema action"....definitely not. Nope.
• Sep 24, 2014 4:12 PM@HiveTheory long story short: transformer or something blew up under transbay terminal, shut down daycare and @pgarg's office.
• Sep 24, 2014 4:09 PM@HiveTheory yeah, I searched for "explosion transbay" and was like "That 'tweet' may cause a bit of panic"
• Sep 24, 2014 3:52 PM@io9 prior art: http://t.co/SW39eKBOph 📷
• Sep 24, 2014 3:45 PMA graffiti story by London artist "Mobstr". (via @LaBoiteVerte) http://t.co/ruNIWum0fN 🎥
• Sep 24, 2014 3:20 PMSigh. Typed search terms into "Post Tweet" widget.
• Sep 24, 2014 2:37 PMJSON and the Arguments - Ben's mumbling https://t.co/haRRV3VVbl
• Sep 24, 2014 2:31 PM@LaBoiteVerte I'm pretty sure Marcel Proust would give George R. R. Martin some serious competition.
• Sep 24, 2014 2:22 PMRT @mitulsavani: India has spent less to reach Mars than Hollywood producers spent on the movie “Gravity,” #Mangalyaan http://t.co/EjMXYo0I…
• Sep 24, 2014 12:27 AM@dloft https://t.co/O9cWjuMYWZ
• Sep 23, 2014 11:15 PM@heyjoshua @ysaw @rort @picomatt I'm just a product of my Dosadi-Experiment-like environment.
• Sep 23, 2014 7:51 PM@lizlomax Hey Liz!
• Sep 23, 2014 7:48 PM@heyjoshua please, let's allow the subtle ursine majesty of my pun to surface of it's own accord.
• Sep 23, 2014 7:38 PMNot a single bare wall in the @twoffice. https://t.co/FVlG0n1BYP
• Sep 23, 2014 1:11 PM@jhamlett heck, I'd drop off ours right now if the daycare was open at 6am
• Sep 23, 2014 2:09 AM@amyt Happy birthday!
• Sep 23, 2014 12:24 AM@isaach welp, if one is a dog IRL (and that is often the case on the Internet) then the answer to that last one isn't too hard to figure out
• Sep 22, 2014 11:56 PM@jimio Hey, isn't that @jakubtuchol's #Erlang book? :-)
• Sep 22, 2014 2:30 PM@benh congrats!!!
• Sep 22, 2014 2:23 PM@jhamlett the jig is a standard 45 deg. angle for a circular saw. Just making a frame for an odd-sized piece. http://t.co/0s40a4pO6L 📷
• Sep 22, 2014 4:58 AM@gargvik Congrats (and condolences) on becoming a manager! This thing I wrote on 1:1's may help: https://t.co/JIZ4ctvT0H
• Sep 22, 2014 4:51 AMGettin' Jiggy wit It http://t.co/KLwo504ezB 📷
• Sep 22, 2014 12:41 AMRT @MarkAgee: Wes Welker returned today from a suspension for doing Molly with horses. Compared to other recent NFL crimes that's just godd…
• Sep 21, 2014 10:53 PM@njm @cmort you'll have to follow along to find out...assuming it works. It's in the early stages.
• Sep 21, 2014 10:50 PMPhase 1 of the @cmort/@igb collabo makes some more progress. http://t.co/yGV0ostNNI 📷
• Sep 21, 2014 6:45 PMTime to feed the Shoggoth! http://t.co/S1SboQOnAl 📷
• Sep 21, 2014 3:58 PMThe APIs of the @nytimes: http://t.co/9YNsPsrsXn
• Sep 21, 2014 5:05 AM"I thought of the best cowards in cinematic history, like John Turturro in 'Miller’s Crossing.'" http://t.co/VSlYD3igXk (via @mallelis)
• Sep 21, 2014 4:30 AM.@CGregoryBrown: "I was editing my Roosevelt's tweet when it went out without my stirring conclusion!" https://t.co/xmi0bauPUs
• Sep 20, 2014 9:47 PMAnnual Surrey St. Block party. https://t.co/HU8exrvTK6
• Sep 20, 2014 6:11 AM.@AMacOSTP why not (à la @twitter and @librarycongress) provide insurance that one's social activity will outlive a corp.'s business model?
• Sep 20, 2014 5:59 AM@chorankates @p4jbw that said, I've never used something like @perforce's git fronted in a real production setting
• Sep 20, 2014 5:57 AM@chorankates @p4jbw having worked in both linear/centralized VCS shops as well as DVCS shops, I think that the hybrid model is compelling.
• Sep 20, 2014 5:51 AMWith so much of our private and public record residing in the hands of these companies, how can we preserve our personal history? cc: @amac
• Sep 20, 2014 5:24 AMCan a social network be "too big to fail"? Could our shared photos, conversations, etc. be backed by the full faith and credit of the gov't?
• Sep 20, 2014 5:03 AM@jayholler Can't. Fave. Enough.
• Sep 20, 2014 4:56 AMRT @WillOremus: Did you hear the one about the company that tried to function with two CEOs? It was like Hurd'n'Catz.
• Sep 20, 2014 3:39 AM@AggieGo88 welcome to the wonderful and weird world of @twitter!
• Sep 20, 2014 1:25 AM@crsy @Flickr because we haven't hired all of their awesome engineers :-) Srsly tho, great, evolving product, massive storage, photocentric.
• Sep 20, 2014 1:03 AM@crsy @Flickr
• Sep 20, 2014 12:56 AMಠ_ಠ http://t.co/QtR65Ivu6K 📷
• Sep 19, 2014 10:39 PMRT @NeinQuarterly: Scotland walks into a bar. Orders a single malt. Gets a double gin.
• Sep 19, 2014 8:31 PM@Holger WTF @Postmates: Serving these SF 'hoods: Marina, Pac Hts, Russian Hill, Nob Hill, SOMA, Financial District, Hayes Valley & Mission.
• Sep 19, 2014 1:10 AM@cmort but no phone, so stay there :-)
• Sep 19, 2014 1:09 AM@cmort on my way!
• Sep 19, 2014 12:18 AMRT @russellbrandom: Larry Ellison steps down, huge news http://t.co/IJ5HFy5OpT http://t.co/LR2ZLKlJGl 📷
• Sep 18, 2014 11:30 PMBeating the heat with a team trip to @smittenicecream https://t.co/Qjw530WMmz
• Sep 18, 2014 8:07 PM@jhamlett think you should call them "Tacovados"
• Sep 18, 2014 5:52 PM@heyjoshua @rort Ah, I see...well then, good luck @thejensie!
• Sep 18, 2014 5:49 PM@rort @heyjoshua @thejensie Er, what's "the hour record"?
• Sep 18, 2014 5:21 PM@Ocupop Welp, I'm glad you asked. Autocorrect is fucking killing me. Other than that (and a slight slowdown of my iPhone5), no difference.
• Sep 18, 2014 3:07 PMI mean, I know most space photos get retouched, colorized, etc., but isn't there some standard way of disclosing what enhancements are made?
• Sep 18, 2014 3:05 PMEverytime I see this new supermassive black hole image, it screams "Photoshop Filter Like Twirl or Spherized Applied" http://t.co/UXrkpkwgrf 📷
• Sep 18, 2014 2:55 PM@alexmk Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look at some dope kicks once in a while, you could miss a new product drop.
• Sep 18, 2014 2:46 PM@jhamlett I can't say I agree with all of your footwear decisions, but those are pretty awesome.
• Sep 18, 2014 2:24 PMRT @summeranne: This is a great @tldr on the Phillies fan and Twitter community who may have solved a hate crime: http://t.co/IyEWj8fzah po…
• Sep 18, 2014 4:34 AMSolid @tmbg "Birdhouse in Your Soul" riff by @Buccigross in tonight's @SportsCenter recap of the @SFGiants/@Dbacks game.
• Sep 18, 2014 3:07 AM@trichris that is fucking crazy.
• Sep 17, 2014 11:49 PMRT @cmort: Some great sessions on Salesforce Identity coming up at Dreamforce! Check out @iglazer's blog post: https://t.co/LYcyRGrU77
• Sep 17, 2014 11:38 PM@tweetfeet @JPMorganCC Oh! Well, in that case I expect that I'll finish the run with a new PR.
• Sep 17, 2014 10:59 PMDespite being incredibly out of shape, I'm stoked for tonight's @JPMorganCC with @tweetfeet! #FollowMe http://t.co/QsDO0zG3Fz 📷
• Sep 17, 2014 9:09 PMCoolest application of voronoi diagrams ever? (Other than giraffes, of course.) http://t.co/3ly7Rw50mV (via @philogb)
• Sep 17, 2014 7:47 PMDiscussed a startup idea with @larley at lunch today based around dumbwaiters and the @twitter cafeterias. We've got a great elevator pitch.
• Sep 17, 2014 7:42 PMRT @waxpancake: This is a real magazine. http://t.co/hSxnM8p8VA 📷
• Sep 17, 2014 6:45 PM@isaach pretty sure we left it in that goldmine
• Sep 17, 2014 6:15 PMIs there a sniglet for the typing contortions one must undertake in order to override autocorrect?
• Sep 17, 2014 4:52 AM@onejli This was the original "ballon bowl"...still the best to date. http://t.co/PrcBv7WLP7
• Sep 17, 2014 4:44 AM@heyjoshua @tedd4u I initially read this as "just make the icon look tappable", hence the wording of my reply.
• Sep 17, 2014 4:28 AM@jhamlett You seen these? (via @highsnobiety) http://t.co/8sJIIpj0V3 📷
• Sep 17, 2014 4:01 AMRT @TwitterDev: We're building great content for @Flight. Apply to attend & learn what's behind the red lines. http://t.co/u0oD3is0CI http:…
• Sep 16, 2014 4:49 PMRT @cra: history nugget about the @pantsbuild logo: https://t.co/HEa8sFihaU
• Sep 16, 2014 4:37 PMAwesome walk through of @twitter's open-source build tool "Pants" by @Ity https://t.co/vxZQuxeerz
• Sep 16, 2014 4:25 PM@heyjoshua @tedd4u it already looks tappable, IMO...I always hit multiple times. First in hope, then despair, finally in rage.
• Sep 16, 2014 4:21 PM@tedd4u make the privacy settings editable from the edit screen? http://t.co/EmgXLC7CZT 📷
• Sep 16, 2014 5:18 AMC'mon @Flickr, how is it possible that adding a title to a photo and making it public are seen as orthogonal interactions in the iOS app UX?
• Sep 16, 2014 4:59 AMBedside table reading list is starting to get a little out of hand. http://t.co/mgjLuBTB1b 📷
• Sep 16, 2014 3:43 AM@gmacisme @benandjerrys wait, what the fuck is that? Heath Bar Crunch is no more? This is outrageous! How long has this been going on?!
• Sep 15, 2014 2:40 AM@jhamlett @History_Pics one of my all-time favorite internet memes. http://t.co/QpOpe34Rq9 📷
• Sep 15, 2014 1:20 AM@jhamlett @KenBurns it is, without question, the greatest documentary of all time.
• Sep 15, 2014 1:12 AM@jhamlett remember his Civil War series? Glad to see @KenBurns returning to the long form.
• Sep 15, 2014 12:33 AM@jhamlett also, who the hell can root for Cutler?
• Sep 15, 2014 12:32 AM@jhamlett Put money on it. Let's go 'niners!
• Sep 15, 2014 12:30 AMCan't beat #SNF with the old man. http://t.co/wuQqWnN8My 📷
• Sep 14, 2014 10:59 PMRT @edwinheathcote: This is extra-terrestrial, proper sci-fi “@abandonedpics: abandoned Mirny Diamond Mine in Eastern Siberia http://t.co/o…
• Sep 14, 2014 9:07 PM@seb_m Not so much! Still, horrible ethical and legal lapses aside, he's a worthwhile read. Some of the ideas rhyme w/ @twitter's culture.
• Sep 14, 2014 8:48 PMI've read many #mgmt books over the years. Most are terrible. @edcatmull's Creativity, Inc, OTOH, is mostly terrific. http://t.co/RIDdSHTbNx 📷
• Sep 14, 2014 4:58 PM@njm also, I think we just send our convicts to Australia these days.
• Sep 14, 2014 4:11 PMPark life. https://t.co/K9o0LTyMgE
• Sep 14, 2014 1:16 PM@njm only if they catch you
• Sep 14, 2014 8:13 AM@njm welp, depends on what's a more serious crime...DUI or fleeing the scene.
• Sep 14, 2014 7:29 AMIdiot drunk driver crashed his car on our street then fled the scene. http://t.co/tFZgjZSEun 📷
• Sep 13, 2014 3:42 PM@MarkCC "Have you or a loved one turned into a giant insect? You may be entitled to compensation! Call Samsa & Samsa LLC today to find out!"
• Sep 13, 2014 3:06 PMThis morning, when I woke from troubled dreams, I found myself followed on @twitter by three versions of Kafka. http://t.co/rr0Q99gvPH 📷
• Sep 13, 2014 4:38 AMThis is Borges at his best. Fake books and footnotes and mind-bending metaphysics: http://t.co/PpVLodvvmv
• Sep 13, 2014 4:23 AMProbably. http://t.co/3vaZPtF5dg
• Sep 13, 2014 2:58 AMJust in time for the #iPhone6 release, @pgarg has conveniently shattered the face of her iPhone 5S. http://t.co/Ed1TyEp5ld 📷
• Sep 12, 2014 11:03 PMSome sort of bus event taking place behind the @twoffice this afternoon. #SNF #SNFRoadTrip cc: @vishnuchallam http://t.co/r93QWgCQnc 📷
• Sep 12, 2014 2:41 PM@jhamlett @cmort It's only a matter of time until everything is just a CAD and click to create. #TheFabbening
• Sep 12, 2014 4:51 AMHad a few beers with @cmort this evening while we made some incremental progress on a woodworking project. http://t.co/MRaaAU17R6 📷
• Sep 12, 2014 1:14 AM@jhamlett Gotcha... I parsed that incorrectly.
• Sep 12, 2014 1:12 AM@jhamlett @tyrolbasin is allready open?!
• Sep 11, 2014 11:59 PMDeleting podcasts so I can complete dogfood updates.
• Sep 11, 2014 6:52 PMRT @pattonoswalt: If decimating al Qaeda led to ISIS, then decimating ISIS will lead to Mothra. TAKE ONE OF MY PAMPHLETS.
• Sep 11, 2014 5:04 PM@EAEO @jhamlett global warming, or Sam never experienced a midwestern winter.
• Sep 11, 2014 5:01 PM@EAEO @jhamlett This is why Twain is only good for defining data exchanges between computers and scanners.
• Sep 11, 2014 4:59 PM@EAEO @jhamlett the most pleasant fall I ever spent was every goddamn day in San Francisco. Seriously Clemens, WTF are you talking about.
• Sep 11, 2014 4:12 PM@EAEO @jhamlett isn't every day flannel day? http://t.co/UrO0mlTlJc 📷
• Sep 11, 2014 4:47 AMThe dogfood is doing that thing again.
• Sep 11, 2014 4:41 AMCompleted the last of @jeffvandermeer's "Southern Reach" trilogy. Fascinating and weird stuff as always. http://t.co/KbT7XHYZ3h 📷
• Sep 10, 2014 3:57 PMStuck on @sfbart with a pooping baby strapped to my chest. http://t.co/svYogEmWhp 📷
• Sep 10, 2014 4:21 AMI liked comic books more when Walt Simonson was still drawing them. http://t.co/pPlnD1u9x7 📷
• Sep 10, 2014 4:05 AM@psharpe @mleinart the deities book is how I first discovered his stuff...it's all pretty epic.
• Sep 10, 2014 3:20 AM.@amazon is amazing. In a @university class this AM, I order a book referenced by the lecturer. It arrives in the PM. http://t.co/celIULdWIC 📷
• Sep 10, 2014 3:07 AM@mleinart and if you have kids (or just dig Sanjay Patel's illustrations/style) check out his children's book. http://t.co/ZeGkWHzFKe 📷
• Sep 9, 2014 8:35 PMI'm excited to see how the coming marketing battle between Apple Watch and BART Watch shakes out. http://t.co/dmKa34wrGw
• Sep 9, 2014 1:38 AM@jeffrizzo Seriously, I'm pretty sure most passers-by were considering calling the police.
• Sep 9, 2014 1:32 AM"Pick Up The Kid From Daycare All By Your Dad Self" merit badge achieved.
• Sep 9, 2014 12:06 AMTaking @sfmta_muni to Embarcadero. Figured @SFBART would be too crowded. After ~2mins on the platform I'm allready thinking it's a bad idea.
• Sep 8, 2014 4:15 PMRT @NeinQuarterly: #iPhone6 revealed. http://t.co/rKsDTwTVWB 📷
• Sep 7, 2014 5:57 PM@chee1bot @UpshotNYT from what I hear it's an idempotent operation.
• Sep 7, 2014 4:25 PMRT @UpshotNYT: The motherhood penalty vs. the fatherhood bonus. http://t.co/TZWGyxWJdB http://t.co/denglWmDzW 📷
• Sep 6, 2014 3:54 PMThese album cover/song mashups generated by some bug in iOS just keep getting better and better. #syzygy http://t.co/JTd6VIqQzJ 📷
• Sep 6, 2014 3:44 PM@CGregoryBrown unrecognizable
• Sep 6, 2014 2:58 AMFantastic account of the Kim Philby affair. As good a page-turner as LeCarré's fiction riffs on the same topic. http://t.co/D5ncWfZs4W 📷
• Sep 5, 2014 7:32 PM@heyjoshua @seb_m Wrong. Cantaloupes are throat-itching poison, hence the orange colour indicating "Danger!" Honeydews are green and awesome
• Sep 5, 2014 2:47 PMNot all parents will agree, but @pgarg and I feel that 5 mos. is as good an age as any to start 'em drinking coffee. http://t.co/13OppHPUyi 📷
• Sep 5, 2014 12:59 AMRT @brendangregg: having fun debugging mesos and cgroups using my ftrace perf-tools
• Sep 5, 2014 12:05 AMRT @ScannerSays: SFPD #Tenderloin units looking for a subject wearing military clothing possibly armed with a rifle in the 600 block of Ell…
• Sep 4, 2014 7:17 PMToday's lunch at the @twoffice augers well for the @packers tonight. http://t.co/K0d3bGJtXb 📷
• Sep 4, 2014 5:42 AM@ddb "Oryx and Crake" by @MargaretAtwood http://t.co/QTqQi2A1LE
• Sep 4, 2014 2:06 AMCan't beat the classics. http://t.co/CBFoqrMCAs 📷
• Sep 3, 2014 8:54 PM@cra @mdo @github how are we not calling them "spliffs"?
• Sep 3, 2014 8:47 PM@isaach well, if you cover it with some decent carpet your average infant won't even notice http://t.co/J2ol2B4ioh 📷
• Sep 3, 2014 7:03 PM@jhamlett some sort of henge going in?
• Sep 3, 2014 6:11 PMRT @twittersecurity: We're introducing a bug bounty program to thank researchers for responsibly-disclosed issues. Learn more: https://t.co…
• Sep 3, 2014 5:32 AMRT @gphat: Whoever this was wins the Internet: https://t.co/Wiy29CqpoL /cc @rjbs @capotej @jshirley
• Sep 3, 2014 4:57 AM@NY1 @gabrielstricker @NYPD 1) Return surplus military hardware to Pentagon 2) Enroll in #Twitter School 3) (we all) Profit!!!
• Sep 3, 2014 4:44 AM@cbrumelle Bummer...maybe we'll run into each other at @baldfacelodge one of these winters. Best of luck!
• Sep 3, 2014 4:17 AMPicked up some bad dogfood on my way out the door this evening.
• Sep 2, 2014 11:26 PMRT @petecheslock: There is always technical debt in the banana stand.
• Sep 2, 2014 10:11 PMOn Wisconsin! http://t.co/O4vy6rC9xP 📷
• Sep 2, 2014 4:27 PM@gln Hah! We just dropped Aahna off for her first day too!
• Sep 2, 2014 4:38 AM@buzz @danielpunkass @anildash @kellan @meowrey not great for dairy allergies, but check out Zante's in SF (Mission) for Indian+pizza combo
• Sep 2, 2014 4:28 AM@timbray though if @Flickr could just get rid of that purple @Yahoo nav bar it'd go a long way to improving things
• Sep 2, 2014 4:26 AM@timbray it's been getting steadily better for a while now...the people working on it seem to be committed to @flickr for @flickr's sake
• Sep 2, 2014 1:07 AM(dead) macro moth http://t.co/hngeP2wG1a 📷
• Sep 1, 2014 11:42 PMThe Seward St. concrete slides look super fun...too bad they are closed on Mondays. http://t.co/w5X5aOrq6L 📷
• Sep 1, 2014 8:54 PM@tdd @Marvel @IMDb @metacritic @RottenTomatoes I've heard good things about "Guardians of the Galaxy", so I'm cautiously optimistic.
• Sep 1, 2014 8:35 PMJust watched "Captain America: The Winter Soldier". I have yet to see a @Marvel film that is not horrible. http://t.co/1XrHXM7icz 📷
• Sep 1, 2014 3:43 PM@cbogie @alexmk @twitter On Wisconsin! @karthikz: we'll loop you in to the planning...would be great to have you there.
• Sep 1, 2014 1:16 AM@chorankates a "con-fedora-cy of dunces"