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Nov 30, 2013 11:58 PM
Ok, 80 yards in 31 seconds...#OnWisconsin.
Nov 30, 2013 11:54 PM
Sigh. #badgers
Nov 30, 2013 11:52 PM
RT @UWMadison: Wherever you are in the world, GET LOUD, #BADGERS
Nov 30, 2013 4:34 PM
RT @DocuSign: Why everyone is tipping their hats to DocuSign’s never ceasing energy and momentum! http://t.co/zjU6mSQShB
Nov 30, 2013 1:02 AM
RT @mcpheeceo: Cthulhu pie by @gbibliophile. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. https://t.co/JtC2ORDiKQ & for @besslovejoy…
Nov 29, 2013 6:25 AM
I am always amazed at how often I introduce typos and elisions into 140 goddamn characters. You'd think I could proof one fucking sentence.
Nov 29, 2013 6:14 AM
Until next year #Movember, it's been fun...and, at times, just bit creepy. http://t.co/nS7Y2NA06J
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Nov 29, 2013 4:07 AM
@phoe6 wow...what cute kid! Congrats!!!
Nov 28, 2013 10:00 PM
@5aunders Just trying to keep up with my 2013 New Year's resolution. :-) Happy Thanksgiving cuz!
Nov 28, 2013 8:28 PM
Taking a break from the hills. AM track run. https://t.co/z0YNMm1IEd
Nov 28, 2013 6:31 PM
Shout out to @donttrythis for promoting #STEAM in educational programs on this morning's @KQEDForum. Art is the secret ingredient!
Nov 28, 2013 5:09 AM
@jhamlett Nice lace selection.
Nov 28, 2013 4:57 AM
RT @timbray: Yay Twitter! http://t.co/66N0japnfh (Tl;dr: Better privacy. Plus a for-geeks-only devops deep-dive)
Nov 28, 2013 12:25 AM
"One of the things we did in the early days...was to do things that were purposefully not popular." http://t.co/h1xDl3b1Ca
Nov 27, 2013 6:22 AM
RT @waxpancake: These new Twitter notifications are getting out of control. http://t.co/yGaoRldnjV
Nov 27, 2013 6:17 AM
@kobebryant @Lakers @SportsCenter ok, looks like it was just a watermark on the image...still cool though...right?
Nov 27, 2013 6:13 AM
RT @kobebryant: #Laker4Life http://t.co/1hqyMllnoy
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Nov 27, 2013 6:13 AM
Wait...did I just see @kobebryant's Twitter handle under his signature on the re-up contract with the @Lakers? CC: @SportsCenter
Nov 27, 2013 2:48 AM
#runrage
Nov 27, 2013 2:48 AM
Hey angry mini-van dude who thinks cars have the right of way at a stop sign, I hope you got my Twitter handle so we can discuss VC21950.
Nov 26, 2013 7:44 PM
@lizwiggi yup, I'll stop by around 6:30.
Nov 26, 2013 6:07 PM
RT @brettmartin: This is a Locavoreavore. http://t.co/eTLgZBaEZG
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Nov 26, 2013 12:26 AM
"We often hear of cave divers dying under mysterious conditions, I wonder - are remipedes responsible?" http://t.co/4IvzI7iI5X
Nov 26, 2013 12:01 AM
@njm Is this an indirect endorsement of my "sort of" or "more or less" Agile approach?
Nov 25, 2013 10:52 PM
RT @MattMira: Convinced Guy Fierri was actually grown in a lab in San Jose using only Hard Rock Cafe Leftovers and a Smash Mouth CD.
Nov 25, 2013 7:25 PM
RT @cra: "Killing the Fail Whale With Twitter's @chfry" via @wired http://t.co/6MMzhseN9e
Nov 25, 2013 4:12 AM
Given Manning's post-game, pre-press-conference ritual of ice bath induced hypothermia, I was expecting him to handle cold weather better.
Nov 25, 2013 2:38 AM
Always stoked to root for a former Badger. Let's go Montee Ball! #OnWisconsin
Nov 25, 2013 2:21 AM
@jhamlett what the hell are you watching?
Nov 25, 2013 1:57 AM
Three consecutive turnovers by the Patriots...unreal. #SundayNightFootball
Nov 25, 2013 12:35 AM
@claysaurusrex way to go Clay!
Nov 23, 2013 9:39 PM
@heyjoshua wow
Nov 23, 2013 8:39 PM
RT @UWMadison: In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, Au revoir, gopher. #OnWisconsin #Badgers http://t.co/954wIG6Qrc
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Nov 23, 2013 5:37 PM
RT @ArunChaud: An article about that day I spent with Presidents Bush and Obama - http://t.co/ONW2uzr0dR
Nov 23, 2013 7:05 AM
Everything's cool until #PhngluimglwnafhCthulhuRlyehwgahnaglfhtagn Starts to trend on @twitter.
Nov 23, 2013 6:47 AM
So, just saw "The Cabin in the Woods"...pretty good movie, though the eldritch horror meme may have jumped the shark. #CASENIGHTMAREGREEN
Nov 23, 2013 4:49 AM
@DocuSign @pgarg Ok, this is just making me sad...you sure you understand how Twitter works? Your competition is already on it.
Nov 23, 2013 4:29 AM
Cool little #haiyan benefit concert going down at the local Rockit Swirl. https://t.co/0GMobqSsQR
Nov 22, 2013 3:53 PM
RT @pgarg: Building a Redis Sentinel Client for Node.js - DocuSign Dev Blog http://t.co/o6kBFOkVzR via @docusigndev
Nov 22, 2013 8:04 AM
The @CharlieRoseShow does not get much better than this: Jony Ive followed by Robert Caro.
Nov 22, 2013 7:09 AM
Apparently, this is how the French really celebrate the arrival of Beaujolais Nouveau: http://t.co/q1VxhZYRYw #prostyle (via @antolnar)
Nov 22, 2013 6:08 AM
@jhamlett It's about time! FD 100 RT 90 FD 100 RT 90 FD 100 RT 90 FD 100 RT 90
Nov 22, 2013 4:43 AM
C'est la fête de Beaujolais Nouveau au P'tit Laurent. https://t.co/mGG9SsJASN
Nov 22, 2013 3:05 AM
@DocuSign @pgarg I am also happy to hear you liked using DocuSign =)
Nov 22, 2013 2:52 AM
RT @DocuSign: @pgarg happy to hear you liked using DocuSign =)
Nov 22, 2013 1:49 AM
@FirstAvenue @EAEO I feel actual physical pain at the thought that I will not be seeing @steadycraig at a Replacements tribute show.
Nov 22, 2013 1:43 AM
@crsy I'm sure I'm not the first to say this, but how could the local paper *not* be called "Canterbury Tales"?
Nov 22, 2013 1:19 AM
RT @mitchellh: Just used DocuSign for the first time. Gotta admit that was an extremely nice experience versus HelloSign. Sad, because I li…
Nov 22, 2013 12:17 AM
RT @metadaddy: UPSHOT just won $1 MILLION DOLLARS at #salesforcehack http://t.co/B9CcxkWI91
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Nov 21, 2013 7:10 PM
RT @SonnyYuen: .@vineapp is looking for experienced Software Engineers to work on our Infrastructure. Ready for a new challenge? https://t.…
Nov 21, 2013 6:45 AM
RT @johnmaeda: Design is both "artistic" and "scientific" -- it's a hybrid discipline with the accent on *hybrid*. http://t.co/C6bv36sNx4
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Nov 21, 2013 6:03 AM
@HiveTheory remind me to tell you the story about @bankofamerica moving from NeXTStep to Windows/Swing/J2EE ~1 year prior to OSX launch.
Nov 21, 2013 5:48 AM
@HiveTheory Welcome to the wonderful and horrible world of Objective-C. #NSYouHaveToBeFuckingKiddingMe
Nov 21, 2013 4:21 AM
"Big Dada" http://t.co/PxXH6HBFb8 http://t.co/4jsfs6lekk
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Nov 21, 2013 1:48 AM
RT @teleturn: Speaking at @Dreamforce tomorrow on how Salesforce leverages HBase and Phoenix. 8:30AM, Moscone West 2020. Drop by. https://…
Nov 20, 2013 11:05 PM
@heyjoshua 5 Could I do this in Erlang instead of Java or Python?
Nov 20, 2013 7:50 AM
Trifecta of @docusign, @twitter and @salesforce logos or employees in one photo. CC: @cmort @pgarg #DF13 http://t.co/bz6iR8Izqh
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Nov 20, 2013 6:28 AM
@al2der @HiveTheory yeah, I'm not silent...I'm LMAO...this is one of the weirdest shows I've ever seen.
Nov 20, 2013 6:08 AM
@HiveTheory yep, and supplied with booze.
Nov 20, 2013 6:07 AM
@al2der Tommorrow I think...this mostly drunk salespeople. MC Hammer might be somewhere nearby.
Nov 20, 2013 6:05 AM
@HiveTheory PA sound shorted out 20 mins in...band using amps on stage, but can't hear too much.
Nov 20, 2013 6:03 AM
@HiveTheory http://t.co/2t6LE0QyVz
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Nov 20, 2013 6:01 AM
@al2der I'm a sellout too...kicking it in comfort up in the UCSF Benioff Children's Hospital event.
Nov 20, 2013 5:58 AM
"Pretty sure we recognized more of the songs played by Blondie than the ones played by Greenday" - @cmort
Nov 20, 2013 5:54 AM
Sitting in a giant stadium watching 90s punk rock sell out in complete silence.
Nov 20, 2013 5:26 AM
RT @cmort: Apparently in the last 25 years Greenday has doubled in size and added a keyboard player. Huh. http://t.co/M2gGQiLdhW
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Nov 20, 2013 3:59 AM
Blondie covering the Beastie Boys...this was...unexpected. https://t.co/fslnKR6pUH
Nov 20, 2013 3:47 AM
Kicking it at #DF13 with @cmort and Blondie. https://t.co/DdiDmdfRri
Nov 20, 2013 3:06 AM
@chee1bot or use an umbrella in a safe and responsible manner.
Nov 20, 2013 2:58 AM
Thousands of #DF13 attendees swarming the streets around the Moscone center, each one seemingly armed with an eye-level umbrella.
Nov 19, 2013 7:47 AM
"All of it can be downloaded and used by anyone, for any purpose. (But: use it for good.)" http://t.co/XJtsgImo6l Way to go @playglitch!
Nov 19, 2013 5:21 AM
"On one trip, Blair, guarding his food stash, was attacked by hobos, who tossed him off the moving train." http://t.co/fPeH6JtafQ
Nov 18, 2013 9:40 PM
RT @CGregoryBrown: This Badger deserves a lot of credit for his gutsy decision! http://t.co/8ZlBDcD4Z2
Nov 18, 2013 6:42 AM
Latest iteration of #hackweekend project: ditched native RaspberryPi audio for external buzzer. Removed ann... https://t.co/H6DTjjQ7hc
Nov 18, 2013 1:36 AM
RT @ValEKilmer: Make more art
Nov 17, 2013 11:28 PM
RT @PeterShanley: Thinking the #BayBridge would make an incredible public commons. Next level of fidelity in the #HighLine experiment. Less…
Nov 17, 2013 3:08 AM
@jeffrizzo I think it's time for us to have "the Erlang talk".
Nov 16, 2013 9:20 PM
@CGregoryBrown, notorious swinger. https://t.co/VsTz4VjWJw
Nov 16, 2013 3:25 PM
RT @socialtechno: How to weigh an owl. http://t.co/KoYM8GmlH8
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Nov 16, 2013 2:53 PM
@njm I love how Texas appears as it's own country.
Nov 16, 2013 6:08 AM
RT @jem_nz: Certain Space Shuttle abort patterns would have had the shuttle land in Africa or Europe 30 minutes after takeoff from Florida.…
Nov 15, 2013 6:38 PM
@nus My brother-in-law got me watching a few years ago. 2011 World Cup followed soon after that and then I was hooked.
Nov 15, 2013 5:46 PM
@jhamlett yep...that was an impressive display of skateboard ability.
Nov 15, 2013 5:43 PM
"sure, a backside powerslide would be sketchy at this speed, I know...I'll just 180 and do a switch frontside powerslide"
Nov 15, 2013 5:39 PM
RT @Holger: Skateboarding like a boss http://t.co/hSWzfeKxxw
Nov 15, 2013 6:02 AM
RT @TwitterIndia: This tweet from Sachin Tendulkar @sachin_rt is now the most RTd tweet of all-time in India. https://t.co/vXXCCv2iCr #Than…
Nov 15, 2013 6:02 AM
Loving the conversation and confusion around tweets, hashtags and @twitter by the commentators for this test match. CC: @TwitterIndia
Nov 15, 2013 5:43 AM
@goodndntwin Likely...WillowTV has it live, of course!
Nov 15, 2013 5:17 AM
#ThankYouSachin http://t.co/2A13og7AO3
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Nov 14, 2013 6:17 PM
RT @forcedotcom: Blog: Get Started with Salesforce Identity http://t.co/JBhsuzS8Hg
Nov 14, 2013 6:17 AM
@tejal29 ouch...you stop it in time?
Nov 14, 2013 2:55 AM
@brianleroux @danwrong @twitter We'll be calling them "parrot troopers", of course.
Nov 14, 2013 2:44 AM
@danwrong @twitter Now that we've completed the IPO we are ready to begin "phase 2"...some retraining of our employees will be necessary.
Nov 14, 2013 2:39 AM
@pashk @Forbes Just don't wear the "Zero Downtime" shirt and you'll be fine. CC: @pomvr
Nov 14, 2013 1:48 AM
#MUNI outbound is hosed due to disabled J train.
Nov 13, 2013 11:34 PM
Twthulhu sighting at the @twoffice. http://t.co/dfSY0hbmUm
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Nov 13, 2013 10:57 PM
Oi! Welcome to America @njm! http://t.co/BFWFVku4Nj
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Nov 13, 2013 8:57 PM
@EAEO @jhamlett Too kind, it's actually quite grim (and uneven)…I just leveraged office lighting to create the illusion of legit mustache.
Nov 13, 2013 8:53 PM
@EAEO @jhamlett case in point: http://t.co/qD41KDhWJS
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Nov 13, 2013 6:17 AM
"The whole #!"
Nov 13, 2013 6:13 AM
Jeff Koons. Troll? Genius? Master of artificial scarcity of the manufactured object? "Balloon Dog" sells for $58.4M. http://t.co/EiK9IqvjBn
Nov 13, 2013 4:19 AM
Wife: "Would you like a Tom Hockey skateboard?" Me: "...do you mean 'Tony Hawk'?" Wife: "Yes!" Me: "You, uh, have one?" Wife: "...no."
Nov 13, 2013 3:23 AM
RT @TabathaSouthey: @GreatDismal Mark my words, when the Rob Ford bobblehead bubble bursts, it won’t be pretty. Merely alliterative.
Nov 13, 2013 2:17 AM
There seems to be some sort of sweater meme driving a number of subtweets in my timeline today.
Nov 12, 2013 6:20 PM
RT @twitterapi: Introducing custom timelines, a new type of timeline that you control. https://t.co/r7Yf2ufCbn
Nov 12, 2013 6:04 PM
RT @fortes: Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
Nov 12, 2013 5:23 PM
@mrp @GGBridge That's a great shot, but I want to make it clear that my fave is for the pun.
Nov 12, 2013 5:03 PM
RT @chorankates: #rouster 0.53 released just now - TODOs/bug fixes/off-by-1/cache invalidation, changelog: https://t.co/yp7vSx8mPU
Nov 12, 2013 5:26 AM
As an art school dropout turned software engineer, I could not agree more with @johnmaeda: http://t.co/KeLZRq0YTp #STEAM
Nov 12, 2013 4:42 AM
@TBBuccaneers wait, I thought the coach's name was "Schiano", who are these "Cannon" people you are talking about?
Nov 12, 2013 4:10 AM
Here's hoping for a 4th quarter appearance by @_FloridaMan to pay me back what little attention I've paid to this game tonight. #MNF
Nov 12, 2013 3:10 AM
RT @triketora: i don't often spam my networks with job postings, but wow does pinterest need a release engineer: http://t.co/1MuoWwkO2r halp
Nov 11, 2013 10:56 PM
@jhamlett was that the show where the lady from Arrested Development yelled at us?
Nov 11, 2013 8:58 PM
@SteveNahm it's a more strategic campaign with higher ROI over time than the traditional "door to door" sales initiatives.
Nov 11, 2013 7:57 PM
@RazlD @GRV_News Undortunately I'm not the IGB ( http://t.co/C6mRmGqHXT ) but I'll be cheering for Razldazl Luke...good luck on Thursday!!!
Nov 11, 2013 4:56 AM
RT @ThWrex: On my 1040 tax form I want to see a checkbox that says "check here if you want to donate 1 dollar to @NASA programs" CC: @Barac…
Nov 11, 2013 3:00 AM
Still not receiving iMessages on my iPhone. I get 'em on my iPad and my laptop though. Helpful, since these are not really mobile devices.
Nov 11, 2013 2:09 AM
@HiveTheory @skr Fortunately, one cannot use it to cause side effects or mutate external state.
Nov 11, 2013 1:33 AM
On my way downtown this afternoon, I found what seems to be a pamphlet about zombies lying on the sidewalk. http://t.co/53Oc5uZWXn
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Nov 10, 2013 6:51 PM
I thought @CBSSunday was doing a story on @njm and @mrp tweeting about breakfast, but it went a different direction: http://t.co/fNYmqfeE2Y
Nov 9, 2013 5:22 AM
@mrp It was awesome working with you at @twitter...best of luck on whatever is coming next!
Nov 8, 2013 9:48 PM
@seb_m me too…at one point I had a server named "abulafia"…back when people actually purchased and owned physical infrastructure.
Nov 8, 2013 9:45 PM
@seb_m Nicely referenced.
Nov 8, 2013 9:40 PM
@seb_m are the people of the world crushing the gas mask soldier with some sort of anvil?
Nov 8, 2013 7:24 PM
@rtraja @amolweb SR-237 sounds like a JIRA issue.
Nov 8, 2013 7:46 AM
#ThrowbackThursday https://t.co/sxPC3UJ5cE
Nov 8, 2013 7:01 AM
@chee1bot I stand by my denigration of Scala's "var". #biasToImmutability :-)
Nov 8, 2013 6:55 AM
A perfect ending to a singular day. Nothing better than a quiet dinner with the family. http://t.co/uHuzQ583do
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Nov 8, 2013 5:16 AM
@chee1bot I think "spiel" is a better word than "confess". #biastofp
Nov 8, 2013 5:11 AM
@chee1bot what exactly did I confess?
Nov 8, 2013 1:48 AM
A nice view out the office window end to the day. http://t.co/8JyGge3yoD
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Nov 7, 2013 7:04 PM
@seb_m Good luck!!!
Nov 7, 2013 6:37 PM
Digging @chee1bot live tweeting @phoe6's FP enlightenment/conversion: https://t.co/UNpCVnJWbR
Nov 7, 2013 4:55 PM
@spaceriker You feel better that the news is from 2011?! Don't you realize that the #MRSA has likely evolved/possibly achieved sentience?
Nov 7, 2013 4:21 PM
@spaceriker This: http://t.co/4k23peBuPD
Nov 7, 2013 3:32 PM
RT @jamesiry: Even the best software is like a garden: beautiful but full of bugs.
Nov 7, 2013 3:09 PM
@EAEO Thanks for making Twitter awesome...also I'm pretty sure our stock price is tied to @jhamlett's tweet rate.
Nov 7, 2013 2:46 PM
RT @CNBC: Who rang the opening bell on the day of Twitter's IPO? Twitter's users. http://t.co/b34BSWwmAU (via @NYSEEuronext) $TWTR
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Nov 7, 2013 2:46 PM
RT @seacue: Now THAT is a podium. #ring! http://t.co/wJ5kblfxN6
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Nov 7, 2013 7:16 AM
@sharonw you could try @spaceriker (recent addition to @devprod) or @heyjoshua who knows most of the @Flickr crew.
Nov 7, 2013 6:48 AM
RT @brewster_kahle: Ever had one of those really hard days, but still wonderful because of the people around you? Good night, friends. Th…
Nov 7, 2013 5:23 AM
@rk #odeo all the way! Here's a shitty phone cam (pre-iPhone, natch) photo of me using Odeo to, uh, post a podcast. http://t.co/KHcU9cvNSS
Nov 7, 2013 2:49 AM
@bfd at least you didn't have to use Eclipse!
Nov 7, 2013 1:47 AM
RT @amac: Very sad news. Part of @internetarchive's building just burnt. http://t.co/Lqz19qPpml They are taking donations https://t.co/7Mms…
Nov 6, 2013 8:19 PM
@bfd @TwitterSeattle @BraeNord we need some of those down here in the @twoffice…care to email me the PSD or PDF?
Nov 6, 2013 7:45 AM
@davelester @Rackspace @docker uh, foosball or American foosball? Actually, it doesn't matter...I'm terrible at both.
Nov 6, 2013 3:48 AM
@gargvik: http://t.co/L64gS7Tohl
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Nov 6, 2013 3:45 AM
@BCCI Here's to an epic career! #ThankYouSachin
Nov 5, 2013 11:05 PM
Ah yes, the witty commentary by my colleagues on the state of my desk. http://t.co/CjhVIUC8vd
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Nov 5, 2013 3:36 PM
RT @radar: Omega (PDF) http://t.co/I2b6YnWU3V flexible, scalable schedulers for large compute clusters - from @googleresearch
Nov 5, 2013 4:14 AM
What the hell is wrong with this country? #paramus
Nov 5, 2013 4:12 AM
@cmort @mmihic *disposable* BART gloves…that's the ticket.
Nov 5, 2013 2:14 AM
@CGregoryBrown and I chilling with #MNF. That was an awesome sequence of plays…blocked punt followed by run for TD. #GOPACKGO
Nov 4, 2013 8:49 PM
@lizwiggi I left my phone on my desk and someone used Siri to bypass the screen lock. "I love flowers." is the standard message.
Nov 4, 2013 7:54 PM
Ah, a karmic flowering by iPhone...thanks Siri! cc: @njm
Nov 4, 2013 7:30 PM
I love flowers
Nov 4, 2013 7:10 AM
"Heat" is on cable all the time these days...great flick, made all the better by Tone Loc *and* @henryrollins. Top notch casting.
Nov 3, 2013 4:36 PM
RT @mikebrittain: Most of us will never have the mainstream media scrutinizing our architectural and design decisions, no matter how good o…
Nov 3, 2013 5:06 AM
@onejli let me know if you want one...and your (American Apparel) shirt size.
Nov 3, 2013 4:49 AM
Cooking up a fresh batch. https://t.co/qN9L3NPu4d
Nov 3, 2013 4:01 AM
@lmraetoo you were surfing? I picked up some reef socks to avoid the "old man wearing black socks on the beach" effect of wearing booties.
Nov 3, 2013 3:15 AM
LOL'ing at the awesome horror of this @priyankachopra and @Pitbull collabo on @zingtv. #diwali
Nov 3, 2013 2:43 AM
@lmraetoo ouch!
Nov 2, 2013 8:25 PM
@jhamlett Macy-O Parkers? #badpun #SorryNotSorry
Nov 2, 2013 6:50 AM
@jhamlett http://t.co/tAmJhhxyQ0
Nov 2, 2013 6:27 AM
@timbray @duncan check out the post by @cmort on @salesforce identity for the *second* #sxip reference this week! :-) http://t.co/lzOkWlfyBD
Nov 2, 2013 6:21 AM
@mitulsavani @njm @bshine Broken by design!
Nov 2, 2013 6:20 AM
Awesome post by @cmort on the new Salesforce Identity: http://t.co/lzOkWlfyBD Proud to have worked on Sxip Access back in the day!
Nov 2, 2013 3:41 AM
@pmorelli the Terroir makes for an amazing gimlet.
Nov 1, 2013 10:35 PM
@sheurich where they sending you?
Nov 1, 2013 7:39 PM
Hey @ExpoMarkers, do you make fat-tip dry-erase whiteboard markers? #officegraffitti
Nov 1, 2013 5:26 PM
iMessage seems to send iMessages to every Apple device I own except for my iPhone.
Nov 1, 2013 4:24 PM
@jhamlett *stops walk to @SFBART to download Jawbreaker songs* #jinxremoving
Nov 1, 2013 7:46 AM
@timbray @duncan haven't seen a #SXIP reference on Twitter in a while! Way to dust off the classics. :-)
Nov 1, 2013 1:10 AM
I came here to do two things... #TheyLive https://t.co/7kK8MfMxLU